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Answer to Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god?

Fri, 25 May 2012 07:46:30 -0700

Creationists: When was the last time we saw a carpenter turn into a god?

We didn't..it never happened.

Answer to Have you ever been terrorized by a 300 pound woman ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 07:36:20 -0700

Have you ever been terrorized by a 300 pound woman ?

No, but i've been petrified by a couple of 300lb fish.

Answer to Can you please hold my _____ for me?

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:27:24 -0700

Can you please hold my _____ for me?

...brolly....

Answer to Is there an uneasy truce between atheists and believers lately? No religious or attack on Jesus lately.

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:26:30 -0700

Is there an uneasy truce between atheists and believers lately? No religious or attack on Jesus lately.

Just a lull until Christmas.....

Answer to What makes a person popular?

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:24:35 -0700

What makes a person popular?

PPPPPPersonality!

Answer to Dumb ass question alert!! What would you rather have, superpower, or wings?

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:20:41 -0700

Dumb ass question alert!! What would you rather have, superpower, or wings?

Ahhggg, can't I have both.No, Ok i'll go for the wings ,it'll save on gas prices.

Answer to Neville needed no nudging, narrowly __________________

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:18:02 -0700

Neville needed no nudging, narrowly __________________

..missing the sack as a pundit.

Answer to What would you like to give 'The Anonymous Witch' for his birthday today?

Sat, 05 May 2012 03:24:23 -0700

What would you like to give 'The Anonymous Witch' for his birthday today?

A new couldron. "Hubble ,bubble,toil and trouble"

Answer to I wish I_____________________________

Sat, 05 May 2012 03:19:08 -0700

I wish I_____________________________

...wasn't at work.

Answer to How do you trim hedges?

Fri, 04 May 2012 07:06:49 -0700

How do you trim hedges?

With an electric hedge trimmer

Answer to What do you know about stars and galaxies?

Fri, 04 May 2012 06:30:33 -0700

What do you know about stars and galaxies?

I can identify Ursa Major,Ursa Minor,Polaris,Cassiopia,Orion and its main stars Rigel ,Betelgues,Belatrix,Cator and Polux ,Sirius all schoolboy stuff really.(at my age)

Answer to What do you know about rainbows?

Fri, 04 May 2012 05:50:59 -0700

What do you know about rainbows?

There aint no pot of gold.

Answer to How many flowers are on your property?

Fri, 04 May 2012 05:18:32 -0700

How many flowers are on your property?

Thousands,but they're all waterlogged at the moment.

Answer to Do you plan your holidays down to the last detail? Or do you just turn up in a country and play it by ear?

Fri, 04 May 2012 04:28:09 -0700

Do you plan your holidays down to the last detail? Or do you just turn up in a country and play it by ear?

I wouldn't say to the last detail but yes I do plan it ,but leave some things to chance.

Answer to When you meet a foreigner who speaks your language fluently and with an educated accent, do you treat them differently to those who can't?

Fri, 04 May 2012 04:25:25 -0700

When you meet a foreigner who speaks your language fluently and with an educated accent, do you treat them differently to those who can't?

In my own country, yes I would admire them for that,its the foreigners who live in my country that wont speak my language that I have issues with. "When in Rome"

Answer to How much time do you spend cleaning yourself every day? Do you have a timely ritual each day? or Are you an

Fri, 04 May 2012 04:20:35 -0700

How much time do you spend cleaning yourself every day? Do you have a timely ritual each day? or Are you an

Shower ,shave,teeth first thing,teeth after lunch, swill and teeth before bed.Probably an hour in all.

Answer to When buying something expensive, do you assess the cost of production, or do you just buy it because you like it?

Fri, 04 May 2012 04:16:10 -0700

When buying something expensive, do you assess the cost of production, or do you just buy it because you like it?

I think if we all stopped to think about the actual cost of items we'd never buy anything. i.e.Genuine branded Designer trainers,Reebs,Nikes sold for £100($150) made in the far east for £5 ($7.50).... that's true. What this doesn't take into account is the...

Answer to I knew someone who had 10 million dollars in the bank one day and lost the lot

Fri, 04 May 2012 04:09:20 -0700

I knew someone who had 10 million dollars in the bank one day and lost the lot

More fool him,it all boils down to greed in the end. No, I don't know of anyone that gullible,perhaps its because I don't run in money circles.

Answer to Why do we have 2 notification - so-and-so joined the comments on an answer and so-and-so commented on an answer? Surely

Fri, 04 May 2012 04:04:51 -0700

Why do we have 2 notification - so-and-so joined the comments on an answer and so-and-so commented on an answer? Surely

Just another anomaly from AB,I wish that when you'd dealt with the alerts it would cancel them from the list that would make a lot of sense.

Answer to Is there anything wrong with asking funny/silly/goofy questions?

Fri, 04 May 2012 02:00:44 -0700

Is there anything wrong with asking funny/silly/goofy questions?

Tell you what, if it wasn't for those type of questions then AB would be a dull place.

Answer to Have you ever noticed that atheists seem to know more about religions than theists?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:55:41 -0700

Have you ever noticed that atheists seem to know more about religions than theists?

Yes most atheists do not just decide to be atheists, they have experience of other religions but they realise the truth.

Answer to Do you think you are born to have success? Or do you believe in failure ?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:50:51 -0700

Do you think you are born to have success? Or do you believe in failure ?

Failure is easy ,you gotta work at success.

Answer to What's your favorite omelette filling?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:49:03 -0700

What's your favorite omelette filling?

Mushrooms and King Prawns.

Answer to There is nothing wrong with___________!

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:47:15 -0700

There is nothing wrong with___________!

...WABOO.

Answer to Do you have a good sense of direction without GPS? Can you head somewhere without planning the route and still find your way?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:44:49 -0700

Do you have a good sense of direction without GPS? Can you head somewhere without planning the route and still find your way?

Yes ,one look at a map and I have it.

Answer to Why does removing a cork from a bottle make a loud popping noise?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:20:35 -0700

Why does removing a cork from a bottle make a loud popping noise?

Because of the pressure build up inside the bottle ,this is particularly so of fortified (fizzy) wines,i.e.Champagne,Asti,etc.

Answer to How do carrier pigeons know where they're going? Can they read signposts?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:16:21 -0700

How do carrier pigeons know where they're going? Can they read signposts?

They have built in radar that works on the earths magnetic field,they even find their way back from places they've never been. Here's what Wiki says:(carrier pigeons ae the same as homing pigeons) Research has been performed with the intention of discovering how pigeons, after being transported,...

Answer to Could you teach a mannequin to foxtrot?

Fri, 04 May 2012 01:07:15 -0700

Could you teach a mannequin to foxtrot?

Strap it to me....

Answer to Why is AB a collection of misfits?

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:42:04 -0700

Why is AB a collection of misfits?

'Cause their following you.....

Answer to Will $$$ buy happiness? http://sports.yahoo.com/news/shooting-reported-calif-home-junior-185307298--nfl.html Junior Seau commits suicide!

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:33:45 -0700

Will $$$ buy happiness? http://sports.yahoo.com/news/shooting-reported-calif-home-junior-185307298--nfl.html Junior Seau commits suicide!

There'll be an explanation for it you see. We had the same over here a few months back with Gary Speed (Welsh soccer team manager)being found,by his wife, hanged in his garage. It came out weeks after that his wife had left him for another man.

Answer to Have you ever "Smite'ted" anyone today ?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:19:31 -0700

Have you ever "Smite'ted" anyone today ?

No,but I've been smitten.....

Answer to Is it more efficiant to smote someone or to smite them....??

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:17:11 -0700

Is it more efficiant to smote someone or to smite them....??

If I smote you then you must come back again to be smite.

Answer to Is it more efficiant to smote someone or to smite them....??

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:16:36 -0700

Is it more efficiant to smote someone or to smite them....??

Answer to Who loves escargots with lots of garlic butter and sourdough?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:13:50 -0700

Who loves escargots with lots of garlic butter and sourdough?

Scrumptious....

Answer to Does it annoy you when other people do not "follow the rules" even if it does not effect you?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:11:42 -0700

Does it annoy you when other people do not "follow the rules" even if it does not effect you?

Yes,particularly with their driving.

Answer to Can I pay you Tuesday for a compliment today?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:10:29 -0700

Can I pay you Tuesday for a compliment today?

I'd rather have it Friday before I go to the bank.

Answer to Why did I feel your hand greasy when I shook it?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:08:58 -0700

Why did I feel your hand greasy when I shook it?

I've just been using gel on some ones hair.

Answer to Whats left?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:07:32 -0700

Whats left?

The opposite of right....

Answer to Is there any point in being an Atheist?

Thu, 03 May 2012 06:05:37 -0700

Is there any point in being an Atheist?

It is only a word ,the ancient Romans called the early Christians atheists because they didn't worship Roman gods. So from that we can deduce that anyone who doesn't believe in your religion is an atheist whatever their religion. I am a non believer,but I class myself as an agnostic ,I am...

Answer to What's a good name for a male german shepherd puppy?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:50:36 -0700

What's a good name for a male german shepherd puppy?

Otto...

Answer to What things would you like to have that have appeared in a movie?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:37:59 -0700

What things would you like to have that have appeared in a movie?

Bond's(Sean Connery) jet pack,but for the life of me I cant remember which film.

Answer to Is religion just a large collaborative lie?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:33:06 -0700

Is religion just a large collaborative lie?

Sure seems so to me....

Answer to Are you happy for the multitude that are having an orgasm right now?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:28:45 -0700

Are you happy for the multitude that are having an orgasm right now?

Yes!yes!yes!.........

Answer to Are you happy for the multitude that are having an orgasm right now?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:27:55 -0700

Are you happy for the multitude that are having an orgasm right now?

Yes!yes!yes!.........

Answer to Have you ever walked barefoot in warm wet mud?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:26:35 -0700

Have you ever walked barefoot in warm wet mud?

Yep, cold too.

Answer to What language(s) are you fluent in?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:24:58 -0700

What language(s) are you fluent in?

Only English ,but I have a smattering of Spanish and German (holiday stuff)

Answer to Remember board games? Whats the board game you just thought of?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:14:57 -0700

Remember board games? Whats the board game you just thought of?

Cludo!

Answer to Which landmark symbolizes America for you?

Thu, 03 May 2012 03:11:46 -0700

Which landmark symbolizes America for you?

The Statue of Liberty.

Answer to Have you ever had a beer with your old man?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:49:00 -0700

Have you ever had a beer with your old man?

Yes,several and also with my grandfather.

Answer to When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:45:08 -0700

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?

Last June time,I grew a variety of normal size "Alicante" and some cherry tumblers in hanging baskets,"Tom Thumb".

Answer to Why were Jesus and the Apostles sitting on one side of the table in the Last Supper? Not very realistic, is it?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:39:28 -0700

Why were Jesus and the Apostles sitting on one side of the table in the Last Supper? Not very realistic, is it?

No, just artistic license.

Answer to What does this symbol mean to you? If anything?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:34:02 -0700

What does this symbol mean to you? If anything?

Here in the UK triangles are warning signs and circles are order signs so I think it says. "Be warned, I order you to go to bed".

Answer to When do you expect someone else to pick up the tab?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:24:03 -0700

When do you expect someone else to pick up the tab?

If you are there at their invite.

Answer to It seems there are Blue- and also White- Dress-uniforms for officers in the NAVY. When is either worn ?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:20:49 -0700

It seems there are Blue- and also White- Dress-uniforms for officers in the NAVY. When is either worn ?

Inthe Royal Navy as a general rule, Blue is worn as normal and White is for tropical wear.

Answer to What's something that would likely make you sneeze?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:17:04 -0700

What's something that would likely make you sneeze?

Bright sunlight and ground white pepper.

Answer to Do you think of AB as a "place?"

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:15:57 -0700

Do you think of AB as a "place?"

Funnily enough yes I do, an asylum. LOL

Answer to Ideally, how many hours a day/ week would you like to be alone?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:14:51 -0700

Ideally, how many hours a day/ week would you like to be alone?

I have no problem withmy own company,although I wold rather be with people,I think I could easily spend a week on my own,particularly in a wilderness scenario.

Answer to At what age do you feel that your hair was at its best / healthiest?

Wed, 02 May 2012 06:42:11 -0700

At what age do you feel that your hair was at its best / healthiest?

Teens to twenties...thats the same for most people. Teens usually suffer with greasy hair.........greasy hair is hair in it's natural healthy state.

Answer to when will ____________ go down?

Wed, 02 May 2012 06:34:42 -0700

when will ____________ go down?

....gas.....

Answer to Do you get into religious arguments? It's one thing I've learnt not to do.

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 04:02:01 -0700

Do you get into religious arguments? It's one thing I've learnt not to do.

No, being an agnostic I just tell 'em what I think...why argue.

Answer to Have you ever had a strange compulsion to pick up a fire extinguisher and twist the release wheel?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:31:20 -0700

Have you ever had a strange compulsion to pick up a fire extinguisher and twist the release wheel?

I've actually done it in a real life situation.............fantastic. C02 everywhere, but it put out the fire. Cost £25 to recharge the extinguisher.

Answer to What is the longest syllable?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:27:41 -0700

What is the longest syllable?

Is it ?

Answer to Have you quite finished being strange?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:26:54 -0700

Have you quite finished being strange?

I aint even started......

Answer to You live a privileged life and you're trying to convince folks that you are a regular guy. Does talking about trips to France do that?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 06:05:24 -0700

You live a privileged life and you're trying to convince folks that you are a regular guy. Does talking about trips to France do that?

Over here it does. A trip to Paris from London on Eurostar(train) can be yours for just £69 ($100)return,Leave London at 10.24 arrive Paris 13.47 stay until 20.01 arriving back in London at 23.17,being whisked along at speeds of up to 180mph,there you go ,you can have 8 hours and 14 minutes in...

Answer to What is the best job for someone who can only work 1 day a month?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:48:00 -0700

What is the best job for someone who can only work 1 day a month?

Sunday Markets.

Answer to Should it be a health rule that we all must have sexual intercourse at least twice a day?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:46:26 -0700

Should it be a health rule that we all must have sexual intercourse at least twice a day?

What you trying to do kill me....

Answer to Why should we have to take any notice of some half-crazed rogue robot who's appointed himself judge and jury to the whole of humanity?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:45:12 -0700

Why should we have to take any notice of some half-crazed rogue robot who's appointed himself judge and jury to the whole of humanity?

Whoes that then?

Answer to Question Asker's are more aware of the perils of asking questions than those who don't. They've been there. Are their answers kinder?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:44:09 -0700

Question Asker's are more aware of the perils of asking questions than those who don't. They've been there. Are their answers kinder?

Yes,Rosie I think they are more tempered.

Answer to What is your standard/s for a good Ab question?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:42:39 -0700

What is your standard/s for a good Ab question?

Not a lot...............

Answer to Do you view internet social sites as fantasy worlds made up of potential masqueraders or a real world made up of real people? Why?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:40:41 -0700

Do you view internet social sites as fantasy worlds made up of potential masqueraders or a real world made up of real people? Why?

Real people in a make believe world............

Answer to If the majority, if not all, of your social interaction occurs on the internet could you be setting yourself up for big trouble? How?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:38:48 -0700

If the majority, if not all, of your social interaction occurs on the internet could you be setting yourself up for big trouble? How?

The danger is that you could become introvert and loose the ability to interact socially.

Answer to Can you throw a dart directly into the bull's eye on the dartboard behind you, using your left hand and without looking?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:36:25 -0700

Can you throw a dart directly into the bull's eye on the dartboard behind you, using your left hand and without looking?

No....I'd have a job hitting the bull throwing directly at it.

Answer to At what temperature does water ignite?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:34:52 -0700

At what temperature does water ignite?

It doesn't, it boils and evaporates.

Answer to Which rules are extremely important to follow when on a boat?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:32:39 -0700

Which rules are extremely important to follow when on a boat?

.....FLOAT......

Answer to Will you shut the front door?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:31:25 -0700

Will you shut the front door?

Only if you leave the backdoor open....

Answer to How many children did Genghis Khan father?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:03:40 -0700

How many children did Genghis Khan father?

Four legitimate sons ; Jochi,Chagati,Ogedai Khan (1229-41-Kublai's uncle), and Tolui,Kublai's father.

Answer to Who would Win?Genghis Khan Or His Son Kublai Khan?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 04:15:55 -0700

Who would Win?Genghis Khan Or His Son Kublai Khan?

I would choose Kublai as the best tacticion...incidentaly Kublai was Genghis' grandson(not son). Genghis' son Ogedai ruled between the two. Ogedai was Kublai's Uncle.

Answer to Why am i a stupid girl ?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 04:03:56 -0700

Why am i a stupid girl ?

'Cause you rely on Answerbag answers......

Answer to Would you be comfortable drinking in a pub if you knew the landlord's previous job was an executioner?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:30:30 -0700

Would you be comfortable drinking in a pub if you knew the landlord's previous job was an executioner?

I would be more than happy,in fact I'd congratulate him on his job choice. The only thing in the celler would be good beers.

Answer to Is it true you can get shot in the Ukraine if you do burnouts in your car

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:27:22 -0700

Is it true you can get shot in the Ukraine if you do burnouts in your car

I think you can get shot for most things in Eastern European states,they dont pussfoot around like we do in the west.

Answer to The American Way to Certain Wealth...on the backs of others! How many have 'earned' their wealth in that way? At the expense of others?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:24:53 -0700

The American Way to Certain Wealth...on the backs of others! How many have 'earned' their wealth in that way? At the expense of others?

I suspect most wealthy people Rosie.

Answer to Do you mind if I sit here while you_________________?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:36:01 -0700

Do you mind if I sit here while you_________________?

...get on with your work.

Answer to Is the name The Greasy Hippies a good name for a Gang

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:34:12 -0700

Is the name The Greasy Hippies a good name for a Gang

Yea,if there all ex bikers in their 60's.

Answer to Im planning my honeymoon and i have o idea where to go, any suggestionz it'll be by the end of october?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:28:58 -0700

Im planning my honeymoon and i have o idea where to go, any suggestionz it'll be by the end of october?

London,fabulous and lively............

Answer to How old are you?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:23:27 -0700

How old are you?

819 months on Monday next........

Answer to What would you cook for yourself if you had more skill?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:41:48 -0700

What would you cook for yourself if you had more skill?

Beef Wellington: http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-beef-wellington

Answer to When was the last time you broke a mirror? Why?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:14:18 -0700

When was the last time you broke a mirror? Why?

During my 52 years as a barber I have broken more mirrors,usually hand mirrors,than I care to remember certainly enough to give me a life time of bad luck....if you believe that myth.

Answer to How much did you pay today for gas?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:50:06 -0700

How much did you pay today for gas?

£1.42 or around £6.45 per gallon or a massive $9.60

Answer to Would/could you look after a Twit in your house ??

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:35:58 -0700

Would/could you look after a Twit in your house ??

It certainly would be possible to keep one of these,you'd need a cage mind. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twite

Answer to Can you parallel park?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:30:07 -0700

Can you parallel park?

Yep,on either side of the road.......but then I've had 50 years experience.

Answer to What is your opinion/reaction to this bit of news: "Twitter users shocked to learn that the Titanic disaster actually happened."

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:28:01 -0700

What is your opinion/reaction to this bit of news: "Twitter users shocked to learn that the Titanic disaster actually happened."

It just goes to show the state of the world,to freaked out with movies and celebs.

Answer to Why did people in the olden days used to write with a feather?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 08:25:43 -0700

Why did people in the olden days used to write with a feather?

'Cause there were plenty of geese around to take the versatile 'quill' from, the tips of which were cut into a nib with a penknife (a name still retained today,I have one on my keyring) try it sometime its quite interesting.Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1wyYh97LDk

Answer to Why do some answer questions you didn't ask and never answer the ones you do? They see what isn't there and take off on a rant. Why?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 05:59:23 -0700

Why do some answer questions you didn't ask and never answer the ones you do? They see what isn't there and take off on a rant. Why?

A. They've not read the question properly. B. They didn't understand the question so go on a rant anyway. C. They just had a row with their other half and need to let off steam. D. They are jealous of the question asker. E. Their having a Senior Moment. F.Their kids on an agro trip. G.Their kids...

Answer to How many people could you kill?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 05:46:25 -0700

How many people could you kill?

None,its not in my nature.

Answer to Do you prefer big bananas? little bananas? What's your ideal size?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 05:26:51 -0700

Do you prefer big bananas? little bananas? What's your ideal size?

None at all,cant stand the smell of banana.

Answer to Do people on Answerbag read things like books and newspapers?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 03:40:58 -0700

Do people on Answerbag read things like books and newspapers?

This one does,I've 'read' three newspapers this morning and lastnight started my second book the week.........

Answer to Do you still have CDs?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 03:20:27 -0700

Do you still have CDs?

Hundreds of 'em and there all copied onto the computer harddisc too.

Answer to Have you ever won a contest/raffle/sweepstakes? If so, what's the best prize you've won?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 03:17:39 -0700

Have you ever won a contest/raffle/sweepstakes? If so, what's the best prize you've won?

Back in '91 I won a four way share of £56,000 ($85,000),my wife won a share too so we had £28,000 ($42,500) between us...........Bingo National Jackpot.

Answer to Can you use a router to smooth a sharp glass sheet edge?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:46:59 -0700

Can you use a router to smooth a sharp glass sheet edge?

Only if you wanna chip the glass....

Answer to Tell me, please..."gas keeps going up, $4,$5,$6..." it isn't going down anymore__when you gonna get a more economical car?

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 06:57:25 -0700

Tell me, please..."gas keeps going up, $4,$5,$6..." it isn't going down anymore__when you gonna get a more economical car?

Ah ah, I dont know where you get your world figures from but gas is currently £6.40 a gallon here in the UK Thats massive $9.60........... I too drive a Honda 1.4 Jazz (Fit inthe states) I've been able to get my urban consumption from and average 38mpg to 44mpg just by doing away with my lead...