http://www.answerbag.com/profile/422657 New Answerbag answers from Mr_Natural Abstractor of the Quintessence Tue, 29 May 2012 22:52:10 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 22:52:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11666943 what happens if i touch mercury, or am near it?<br /><br /> <u>Mercury found in nature is called cinnabar</u>: ''Mercury occurs in deposits throughout the world mostly as cinnabar (mercuric sulfide). The red pigment vermilion is mostly obtained by reduction from cinnabar. Cinnabar is highly toxic by ingestion or inhalation of the dust. Mercury poisoning... Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:55:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11666943 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11124951 What has God done for you?<br /><br />Well, he had me fooled for the first <i>nn</i> years of my life, when I believed in him. I'm all better now. It's like being reborn. I recommend it. Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:15:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11124951 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11124932 Do you think Word is a different spirit from God?<br /><br />Of course, Word is different from God. God was created by humans. Word was created by Microsoft. Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:10:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11124932 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11124853 Why do I have no desire at all to have sex, I could care less. Im only 21 year old female and its begining to ruin my relationship.<br /><br />I'm just curious. Why do you want a "relationship" if you're not interested in sex? Why not get a friendly pet instead, and forget guys? A lot of people live alone nowadays. I do. I have a low threshold for bickering. Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:55:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11124853 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11110211 What would you do_If you got pulled underwater, and didn't know how to swim?<br /><br />Drown. Mon, 15 Aug 2011 20:12:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11110211 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107488 Do you think it's odd that the most signficant part of Christianity surrounds Jesus Christ - a person who was Jewish his entire life...? But yet many Christians believe that Jewish people will not go to Heaven. Where did Jesus go after he died?<br /><br />''Where did Jesus go after he died?'' I don't believe cremation was popular in those days, so most likely they buried him. That's what you do with a body, is it not? Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:33:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107488 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107458 if an arrow needs an archer, because that arrow in unintelligent, surely our planet needs a designer as it too is unintelligent. agree?<br /><br />If a gumball costs a penny, and a <a data-lk="http://thoughtsinorder.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/goldfish-in-bag.jpg" target="_blank"><b>goldfish</b></a> costs $1, then love, peace and happiness should cost $millions. Agree?   Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:26:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107458 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107234 Romney: "Corporations Are People" (See Below), Shouldn't they Subject to the Same Restrictions as people?<br /><br />If corporations were people, a bunch of them would be in prison now. Corporations hire lobbyists, who visit Congressmen and tell them how they want the laws written. If the congressman agrees and acts accordingly, the corporation "donates" huge sums to his re-election campaign. In effect, giant... Mon, 15 Aug 2011 08:31:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107234 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107185 Do you think Jesus Christ is in multiples places with God enjoying others worshiping him or do you think he is on Heaven only?<br /><br />Jesus Christ is whatever and wherever you want him to be, since he exists only in your mind. Have fun, be creative! It's only religion! Do you feel enlightened yet? lol Mon, 15 Aug 2011 08:17:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11107185 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11083030 Is religion is a force for good or evil?<br /><br />Religion is neither a force for good nor a force for evil. Religion is not a force at all. Religion is an artificial (man-made) social milieu which encourages the enactment of a variety of rites, many of which involve people talking to the sky. Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:55:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11083030 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11082749 What Is An Evil Force?<br /><br />OOPS Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:53:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11082749 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11074996 What happens after you die if there's no heaven/hell? Where do you go? Is there a new beginning?<br /><br />It's the same for all creatures. Bury a cat, a dog, and a human, side by side. Every 10 years dig them up and compare their carcasses. They'll all be there, decomposing at roughly the same rate, until nothing remains but bones. That's where you go when you die. Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:20:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11074996 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11074985 What happens after you die if there's no heaven/hell? Where do you go? Is there a new beginning?<br /><br />I'm a Frisbeetarian. We believe that when you die, your soul goes up onto the roof and gets stuck. Mon, 08 Aug 2011 04:12:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11074985 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11026939 Is it crazy to live with a man clean his house,cook his meals,do his laundry,sex him up then pay him 230.00 a month plus buy all the food?<br /><br />How long did you do it? WHY did you do it? You must have had a reason to move in with him. Where can I find a woman like you, who's willing to cook, clean, do my laundry, "sex me up," AND pay me $230/month? Do you have any sisters? LOL Thu, 28 Jul 2011 09:53:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11026939 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10990862 Is watching porn a sin? LOL- what do you think?<br /><br />It's OK if you invite Jesus to join you. First, check the Bible to see if he had a penis. There is some question about this. Check your bible. Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:38:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10990862 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10990745 __________ is to die for!<br /><br />Your own private hole in the cemetery. Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:02:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10990745 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10981390 What breed of dog did lyndon johnson have at his ranch?<br /><br />A Texas Chowhound. Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:45:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10981390 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10981385 Who is the father of descriptive geometry?<br /><br />from Wikipedia: Gaspard Monge Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:44:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10981385 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10960525 What are some of the worst or funniest unromantic things have you ever heard a guy say to his wife?<br /><br />[Postal worker helping a friend understand the mysteries of women] ''Chicks hate it when you f**k 'em in the ass and then wipe your d**k on the curtain!'' (oops. I missed part of the question. This was something we heard from a guy who was advising a friend about women) Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:53:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10960525 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10960490 What is the worst insult you ever heard? Although it wasn't directed at me the worst and funniest insult I ever heard was...<br /><br />''The dumb sonofabitch couldn't whittle a plug for a dog's ass with a pine knot for a pattern!'' (told by an old Swedish logger) Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:40:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10960490 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10960118 If you were to create your on genre of music, combining 2 or more current genre's what would it be and what would you call it?<br /><br />Chamber ensembles, with various combinations of winds, strings, harp, vibraphone, maybe even occasional brass, but if it's too intrusive I reserve the right to shoot the performer. Tue, 12 Jul 2011 18:44:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10960118 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958752 Does God exist?<br /><br />I see you Creation buffs are still quibbling over trivia. Face it; that's all you have. LOL NOS: ''Its not the same thing as what you are claiming Dr. Szostak is saying.'' Then just go with the actual quote Gillaspy posted. Problem solved. Nick: ''I wonder if Gillaspy would define "plausible"... Tue, 12 Jul 2011 11:30:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958752 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958702 Since human survival no longer depends upon evolutionary pressures, can we expect to see the human race become physically less fit for survival as time goes on?<br /><br />Your premise is flawed. Let's first define human survival. We know that every human individual eventually dies. So what is meant by survival of the <i>human race? </i>It means <i>the survival of human DNA. </i> Human survival (and the survival of <i>all </i>species) continues to depend upon... Tue, 12 Jul 2011 11:16:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958702 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958548 If the water on this planet WILL be displaced to Mars in 10 years, what would you say the probability for the survival of the human race is?<br /><br />The premise is absurd. How WILL all the water on earth go to Mars? Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:38:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958548 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958532 what is the difference between artificial and natural selection?<br /><br />Artificial = caused or manipulated by humans (artifice) Natural = without human intervention (nature) One can argue that humans are part of nature (i.e., that nature includes humans), but that's a separate issue. Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:34:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958532 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958501 Is it possible that neither evolution nor creation are correct?<br /><br />No. You would have to imagine a 3rd possibility. What would that be? Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:28:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10958501 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10957084 how to get my mom to give me a blowjob? I am sleeping tonight with my mom in the same bed. What can i do to her for a blowjob? Help!<br /><br />What's in it for her? Offer her $20. Tue, 12 Jul 2011 02:06:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10957084 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10955324 Hey Guys I have a size question for you. If you had a girl in your bed would you prefer small boobs or large boobs that are fake.<br /><br />If she's already in my bed, it wouldn't occur to me to judge her boobs. I'd have other adventures in mind. Mon, 11 Jul 2011 14:03:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10955324 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10955271 Whenever possible I fondle my boobs, masturbating or not. Is it strange to be obsessed with your own boobs?<br /><br />Are they new? ) Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:48:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10955271 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10949837 How careful should I be with sex with another guy I meet online?<br /><br />Here is another perspective: Blood collection centers, where healthy people go to donate blood for those who need it, do not accept male donors who have had sexual contact with other males. Period. The probability that gay males are HIV positive is too great to take a chance. If you want to take... Sun, 10 Jul 2011 02:11:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10949837 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10946616 Why is "Cunt" such a bad word?<br /><br />It's not always a bad word. My ex thought the term "vagina" sounded formal and clinical. I never heard her say "vagina." She simply said "my cunt." It worked for me. Hmm, maybe that's why she said it. LOL The problem occurs when you use the word to mean the woman herself. In other words, cunt... Sat, 09 Jul 2011 01:13:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10946616 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10946308 Men lets talk about boobs, I'm not talking boobs you have never seen but your partners boobs. Do you ever tire of looking at them?<br /><br />I don't understand how <i>anyone</i> could <i>ever </i>tire of seeing boobs. Boobs are the milk of human kindness, the friendliest, most lovable, huggable, kissable, suckable, squeezable part of a woman. If all women routinely went topless and displayed their boobs, there would be no more war.... Fri, 08 Jul 2011 22:22:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10946308 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10946129 Hey Guys I have a size question for you. If you had a girl in your bed would you prefer small boobs or large boobs that are fake.<br /><br />I've changed my mind. I want one big and one small boob, so I'll always have something to hold onto that suits my mood. And I forget where I got this idea, but I'd also like a 3rd boob in back, for when we're dancing. Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:08:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10946129 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10937060 What does oral sex on a woman taste like?<br /><br />I avoid sex with women who live in box cars or under bridges, but out of several dozen in my experience, only one tasted a little like pee. That was b/c she had just peed in the woods w/ no paper to wipe her furry virginia. All the others tasted great. Actually, I don't remember any taste at all.... Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:59:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10937060 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10936588 What does a penis taste like?<br /><br />I've heard that it tastes like chicken, if you cook it with the right mix of herbs and spices. Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:31:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10936588 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10936574 my boyfriends penis is too small and it falls out of me. what should we do about it<br /><br />Duct tape is the answer. Wrap his penis with duct tape until it's just right for you. You may need two rolls. Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:27:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10936574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10936433 What do elephant trunks mean when they're up?<br /><br />It means their trunk is packed and they are leaving on vacation. That's how elephants wave goodbye. Raising the trunk high in the air is also the way rowdy young rogue elephants signal cute girl elephants of their interest. Roughly translated it means, "Yo! Baby! Come over here! Yes, I mean... Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:53:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10936433 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10932518 My wife used to always wear thongs and other skimpy sexy undies but lately she has been wearing big well granny panties is the only thing I can think of to describe them. they stick up out of her pants like 6 inches and just look silly is there a reason?<br /><br />Her bf left town, and there's nobody left that she wants to excite. Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:45:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10932518 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10932474 I'm a guy naked and on my knees what are you going to do to me in detail.<br /><br />That's easy. I'll tell you to get dressed and go away before the cops arrive. Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:33:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10932474 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10932413 4 ladies if you are horny who wanna my tongue licking her ass and pussy ?<br /><br />This <a data-lk="http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/05/inflatable-female-doll.jpg" target="_blank"><u>lady</u></a> is just right for you, considering your social skills. Next step: call the numbers you find scrawled on the bathroom walls. Hurry! Don't make these ladies wait! Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:15:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10932413 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10923707 Does it make sense to celebrate your country by drinking? Why or why not?<br /><br />The proper way to celebrate the 4th is by blowing things up with fireworks. Remember the rockets' red glare and bombs bursting in air? Light a firecracker and see how long you can hold it before you toss it at somebody. Tank up on beer first, to dull your reflexes and make things more... Sun, 03 Jul 2011 01:26:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10923707 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922187 which one would turn you on the most about your wife?<br /><br />Watching her play with herself is a close second. I used to watch my ex-gf using her vib or the shower massager. Watching a girl make herself come is a total turn-on. It had good benefits for me, too. LOL Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:34:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922187 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922167 What do you think of attempting to demean someone for being a virgin?<br /><br />Good for you for confronting the accuser and supporting the other guy's right to make his own free choice. I admire your courage and character for speaking up. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:25:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922167 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922129 I prefer to start out sucking another guys cock and end up with him fucking my mouth. Whick do you prefer?<br /><br />I prefer girls, b/c I'm not homosexual. If I need to see or feel a cock, I just drop my pants. I carry it with me wherever I go. Check your pants. You might have one, too. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:08:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922129 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922115 What would be your reaction if you saw me come out of an adult book store video booth with cum in my beard or on the front of my shirt?<br /><br />I would question your hygiene. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:04:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922115 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922073 Finding my g-spot during masturbation?<br /><br />Try a GPS sensor. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:45:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922073 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922054 Are you an emotional eater?<br /><br />No. I've discovered that emotions have very little nutritional value. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:36:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10922054 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10921920 Brainwash _________________________.<br /><br />...your dirty mind. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:49:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10921920 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10921865 Women shed tears more than men,still they carry smaller hankies than them.Why?<br /><br />Women have smaller nostrils, b/c they don't cram their fat fingers up there harvesting boogers. Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:33:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10921865 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10903513 does it ever seem like your period comes at the wrong time, when you most want to have sex???<br /><br />Having sex on your period is just a matter of personal preference. I had a younger gf who was too shy, but the more experienced gf's were happy to go for it. As someone else said, you just put a dark-colored towel down. I once shared an office with a conservative Southern Baptist. I was working... Tue, 28 Jun 2011 13:34:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10903513 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10903169 how does a slut`s pussy look like?<br /><br />1. What is a "slut"? 2. and who says so? Anyone who calls a woman a slut is a contemptible cur and a supercilious asshole. When you call a woman a slut you imply that you are morally superior to her. Your contempt does not make you superior. Tue, 28 Jun 2011 12:04:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10903169 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10901297 Why is a vagina also called a "pussy"?... It doesn't look like one, so why call it that?<br /><br />Vagina is a real word. In Latin it means "<a data-lk="http://www.beartoothleather.com/images/Sheath-1.gif" target="_blank"><u>sheath</u></a>." In English, a sheath is the carrying case for a knife or sword (and other things). In female anatomy, the vagina refers only to the hole where dicks go in... Tue, 28 Jun 2011 02:51:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10901297 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10900563 My boyfriend becomes extremly angry when i dont want to have sex. We have sex AT LEAST 2 times aday and still complains am i crazy?<br /><br />Check around your area for a respected marriage (relationship) counselor. Tell the bf he has two choices: either go with you to see the counselor, or hit the road. Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:42:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10900563 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899753 What is the different between violent rose and lavender rose? Thanks<br /><br />Lavender has a pleasing scent, like after-bath powder that women sprinkled into their underwear 150 years ago. The violent rose will creep into your bedroom at night and strangle you in your sleep. When the cops arrive she'll deny everything and say you did it to yourself. Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:45:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899753 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899731 What is the different between violent rose and lavender rose? Thanks<br /><br />Share your answer... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:39:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899731 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899703 If you ever walked in on somebody while they were masturbating what would you do or say to try to put them at ease, to say that it's O K?<br /><br />So... what did you think about that game? Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:31:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899703 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899432 Would a hooker kick me in the nuts if I paid her to?<br /><br />First ask her to blow you. Then tell her you lost your wallet and you don't have any money. She will kick you in the balls for free. Can't beat a bargain like that. Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:09:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899432 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899421 How do I get a girl to go skinny dipping with me?<br /><br />1. Find a girl who speaks your language. 2. Ask her. Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:03:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899421 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899358 what can a male use as a dildo from household items?<br /><br />Try this industrial <a data-lk="http://www.cromwell.co.uk/static/products/g/jeeps/906/ken906grp1.eps_large.jpg" target="_blank">bottle brush</a> with stiff brass bristles. It will remove old crusty residue while it stimulates. Better yet, try one of these <a... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:46:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899358 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899292 can you buy lubricant to jack off with at walgreens?<br /><br />Go to the automotive section and pick up a quart of Valvoline 5W-30, API SJ or better. The multi-viscosity oils have polymers added to a light base. The polymers prevent the oil from thinning at high temperatures, to protect your dick from overheating during vigorous stroking activity. On hot... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 15:25:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899292 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899142 I have an idea for an invention, what should I do to bring it to reality?<br /><br />1. Build one or just two. to prove to yourself and a patent attorneythat it works. 2. See #1. If you can't build a working model, then you're pretty much stuck right there. Ideas are a dime a dozen. It hardly matters what else you might do if you don't have a working model to show the the... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:39:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899142 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899030 how do you feel when followed by cops? isnt a terrorist someone who make people fearful?<br /><br />I refuse to be intimidated by a cop following me more than a few blocks. If I feel annoyed, I will force his hand. I'll pull into the first gas station, which forces him to make his move. He will either pull in behind me and tell me what's on his mind, or he will keep going and leave me alone.... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:14:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10899030 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10898966 What would you do when a police officer insulted you or one of your family members ?<br /><br />Ask him politely if you can borrow his taser for a moment. Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:02:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10898966 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10898199 If going backwards in time requires you to go faster than the speed of light, then could backwards time travel also be achieved by going slower than the speed of zero?<br /><br />''If going backwards in time requires you to go faster than the speed of light....'' That works only for Superman. It doesn't work in real life. "Going backwards in time" is science fiction. Language allows us to string words together (as in your question) that create attractive but meaningless... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:59:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10898199 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10896347 How often do aunts have sex with their nephews? My aunt is fond of me. Should i fuck her then?<br /><br />Once a week, on Tuesday or Thursday. Mon, 27 Jun 2011 02:14:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10896347 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10894677 I'm 23 years old and still a virgin. I haven't had a gynecological exam before and would complain about vaginal insertive exams over rectal exams. I don't want anything being inserted in the vaginal area and never want my hymen to be broken. The only sens<br /><br />Are you saving yourself for The Lord? Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:35:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10894677 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893955 IF atheists want to ask who created god? Now if you believe in evolution and we came from hominids, where do hominids came from?<br /><br />You still haven't answered the question: <b> <font color="#FF0000">WHO CREATED GOD?</font> </b> BTW, evolution is not a "belief." It's a <i>scientific theory.</i> The Bible, by way of contrast, is an antediluvian book of fictitious fables, much less credible than any theory. Sun, 26 Jun 2011 13:52:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893955 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893944 Atheists, can you refute these arguments?<br /><br />As a devout atheist, I don't feel the slightest need to refute <i>any </i>arguments. LOL Sun, 26 Jun 2011 13:48:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893944 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893932 Why do most Atheists use a condescending tone of sarcasm when discussing spiritual matters? In my opinion, it makes your arguments less valid when you use a facade of derision. So why do it?<br /><br />I'll compare it to belief in Santa Claus. If a child, say 2 y/o to 8 y/o, talks to me about Santa, I listen politely and I don't say anything to hurt his/her feelings or spoil the wonderful excitement of a child. However, if an <i>adult </i>starts talking to me about his/her belief in Santa... Sun, 26 Jun 2011 13:44:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893932 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893719 My guy friend got drunk and have just confessed something to me, he said "I have a desire to have sex with my sister(biological sister), what do you think?" Well, what should I think? Can someone tell me how to talk to him about it?<br /><br />''Well, what should I think? Can someone tell me how to talk to him about it?'' Don't worry about what WE think. Tell him what YOU think. That's the only thing that matters here. Sun, 26 Jun 2011 12:43:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10893719 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10891616 Is there any way to make cum taste sweet?? My girlfriend complains about it and I DON'T want her to not want oral sex with me. "which she loves giving and is amazing at" any dudes/girls got the answer?<br /><br />In a fine china teacup, blend: • 1/2 tsp honey • 1/8 tsp cinnamon (to taste) • Cum Fill to brim with hot water. Stir and serve. Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:16:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10891616 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10891086 Girls Anatomy... another reason lol.... i need to know where the uteris is and its size. i was planning on having oral sex, or by hand and i want to make sure i dont fuck up. like how can i make sure i dont slip up and stick my tung i the pisser..ew<br /><br />Can't find the uterus? I don't know why girls always leave those things lying around. My ex-gf couldn't find hers once. The next day we were cleaning the house and guess what? It was behind the couch! It's a good thing we found before the dog got it! Sat, 25 Jun 2011 20:23:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10891086 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10889807 Did you ever go to a 'Sock Hop'? lol Seriously<br /><br />Yes, way back in a previous millennium. It was a small school in a small town. Everything happened in the gymnasium: PE, basketball, school assemblies, and entertainment. It cost a lot to have the gym floor scrubbed, varnished, and polished, and they didn't want us scuffing it up. Also, some bad... Sat, 25 Jun 2011 14:08:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10889807 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10878205 Does the president shit?<br /><br />O yes. It is collected, cast in bronze, and passed on for future generations to admire. Exception: George "WMD" Bush was so full of shit that it lost its value. They couldn't give it away. Thu, 23 Jun 2011 01:40:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10878205 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10877861 What is non-existence like?<br /><br />A doctor named John C. Lilly built something called a sensory deprivation tank in the early 1970s. It caught on, and soon many big cities had commercial units, like tanning booths today. ''Flotation Tank Description ''The float tank is a little larger around than a twin sized bed and chest... Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:46:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10877861 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872916 I bought my date a corsage but I didnt put it on her (i didnt know i suppose to!) she did it herself?...?<br /><br />If you didn't actually pin the flower onto her, the prom doesn't count. You'll have to go to another one next year. It was even worse in the nudist resort. Lot of blood and screaming. Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:35:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872916 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872904 What really happens after prom?<br /><br />Back seat. Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:30:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872904 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872898 When did you last dance?<br /><br />It happened when Yosemite Sam was shooting his six-guns at my feet. He yelled, "Dance, podnuh!" Even though I'm not a good dancer, I decided to take his advice and do my best. Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:30:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872898 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872791 An atheist is offering $1 million for proof that God exists. Would any religious person risk offering just $1000,000 for someone who can prove God does not exist or is theist belief too shallow?<br /><br />Can you prove the Great Pumpkin doesn't exist? Can you prove the Magic Buffalo doesn't exist? Can you prove the Easter Bunny doesn't exist? Can you prove that Kermit T. Frog doesn't exist? Can you prove that the invisible, two-horned unicorn doesn't exist? Can you prove that the Tooth Fairy... Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:07:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872791 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872692 Which is better--Lexapro or Effexor?<br /><br />Better for what symptoms? Better for whom? What allergies does the patient have? What other meds is the patient taking? In what dosages? The questioner is identified as "Answerbag Staff." Is AB now providing a forum for free medical advice? Without a proper diagnosis the question can't be... Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:44:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872692 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872600 I want to tell my family i am gay. But they are religious fanatics- christians. And would hate me if they knew. I feel trapped and don't know what i should do? i have no money to leave the house and i live with my family still, i'm 18. What would you do?<br /><br />If nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to tell your family, then DON'T TELL THEM. Everybody has things they don't tell their parents. Let this be one of them. If you want to tell them in a couple years, after you're out and on your own, then just be patient. What's the urgency? Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:19:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872600 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872586 Do you think the Gay Community is more fanatical in pushing their agenda than religious fanatics? I know they have gotten on my nerves.<br /><br />None of the gay guys I know belong to any community. I think somebody is bullshitting you and you took the bait. Or maybe you watch a lot of Fox News? People who piss and moan about the "Gay Community" and the "gay agenda" (as if all gay people were alike) are usually the radical-right wing... Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:15:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10872586 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10860137 I can never find that one girl out there that just wants a one night stand like me that wants to just fuck and forget are there any girls out there......?<br /><br />In general, nobody of either gender is attracted to someone who appears as desperate as you. Try scrawling your name and number on the wall in a women's restroom with the invitation, "For a good time call Frank at 555-123-4567. Alternative: Check out the walls in the local men's rooms. Maybe... Sat, 18 Jun 2011 20:35:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10860137 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10860083 If you have a one night stand, and only know the persons first name, and city, what are the odds that you can find that person?<br /><br />I guess it would depend on the no. of guys with the same first name who were listed in that city. If you kept any of his DNA you might get a hit through the FBI, if he has been arrested since they began collecting DNA samples. I just googled somebody's first name and city. I plodded through 50... Sat, 18 Jun 2011 20:20:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10860083 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859885 If Satan is the epitomy of evil, but God created Satan, then isn't God personally responsible for all evil in the world?<br /><br />Exactly. And when a mother gives birth to a baby who grows up to be a shoplifter, the mother is responsible for all the shoplifting in the world. If you miss the school bus b/c your clock was slow, then the clock manufacturer is responsible for writing a note to your teacher. If you voted for... Sat, 18 Jun 2011 19:18:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859885 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859794 Satan is evil, but why wont God destroy Satan?<br /><br />Because God loves all things, including the devil. Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:47:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859794 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859741 Can you describe what hell's like? Somebody told me that they went to hell and back but didn't actually describe it to me. Isn't hell a place of eternal suffering that can only be experienced after death? Has anyone been to heaven and back? Any thoughts?<br /><br />''they went to hell and back'' It's possible you didn't hear him correctly. He probably went to visit his gf, Helen Back. Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:30:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859741 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859733 What do you hope Hell is?<br /><br />Nonexistent. Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:25:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859733 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859042 what does depression means? is being on facebook or twitter every day an example of depression?<br /><br />It's not depression in itself, but a depressed person might do that. In my case, I spend a lot of time online to avoid dealing with things I need to do and physical activities in general. The sedentary behavior leads to getting fat. Living alone doesn't help, either. Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:37:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859042 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859022 what does depression means? is being on facebook or twitter every day an example of depression?<br /><br />Share your answer... Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:30:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10859022 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10858716 What do you think about Sarah Palin writing an email in God's voice?<br /><br />''writing an email in God's voice?'' She's preparing for life after her presidency. Sat, 18 Jun 2011 12:36:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10858716 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10858662 Science vs god? Is Science greater than God?<br /><br />It's not a question of "greater"or "lesser." Science is real. Gods are imaginary. Sat, 18 Jun 2011 12:21:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10858662 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10855140 What's one thing you'd never hear God say?<br /><br />"Now, where did I leave my keys?" Sequel: "Jesus! Have you seen my keys? I'm going to descend into hell, and I need to lock the pearly gate while I'm gone. I don't want any sinners, devils, or used car salesmen wandering around in here. (Where in hell IS that kid?) I'll be back in 3 days! ... Fri, 17 Jun 2011 11:50:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10855140 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10854765 does anyone know the phone number for gage beach? ive looked everwhere on the internet but cant find it its in oklahoma.<br /><br />If it's an ocean beach you should be able to pick up a sea shell and just listen. It's a party line, so everybody on the beach with a sea shell hears the same thing--the roar of the ocean. OOOPS. I just noticed, you said OK. I don't think you'll find any sea shells. BTW, don't swim in Lake... Fri, 17 Jun 2011 10:20:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10854765 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10853009 ATHEIST?lets say the end of the world came as said and you had children who accepted jesus but you didnt,and yall were standing at judgement time,he shows yall heaven and than hell, and he sent the children to heaven but you couldnt how would you feel<br /><br />Since I'm an atheist, there will be no Jesus waiting to send me (or anyone else) to heaven or hell. And I wouldn't feel a thing, b/c I'd be dead. That's what happens when you die: You become dead. Life stops. Your heart stops. Your brain stops. You stop breathing. You stop playing Parcheesi. You... Thu, 16 Jun 2011 22:30:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10853009 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10850898 Do you think there is One God? Or more than one?<br /><br />Heck, yes. There are 1000s of gods. Take your pick. Or take em all. Thu, 16 Jun 2011 11:13:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10850898 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10850834 How would you feel if Jesus came into your home, where your children come to play with their toys, and ate all your gabagool?<br /><br />It would be more interesting if Jesus ate the kids and left the gabagool. Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:54:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10850834 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10849386 When you are a recovering alcoholic or drug user, is relapse a part of recovery? Why or why not?<br /><br />A relapse is reverting to the same old behavior that got you into trouble in the first place. A relapse is an <i>interruption </i>of the recovery process, not part of it. Thu, 16 Jun 2011 02:24:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10849386 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10848857 What do you worry about the most?<br /><br />A giant asteroid slamming into the earth and destroying all life, just as I was sitting down for dinner. Wed, 15 Jun 2011 21:38:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10848857 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10845342 Guys-If a girl said you could touch her boobs, what would you do?<br /><br />I'd bounce up and down making boing-boing noises and ricochet off the walls like Roger Rabbit. Tue, 14 Jun 2011 23:41:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10845342