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what happens if i touch mercury, or am near it?
Mercury found in nature is called cinnabar:
''Mercury occurs in deposits throughout the world mostly as cinnabar (mercuric sulfide). The red pigment vermilion is mostly obtained by reduction from cinnabar. Cinnabar is highly toxic by ingestion or inhalation of the dust. Mercury poisoning can also result from exposure to water-soluble forms of mercury (such as mercuric chloride...
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What has God done for you?
Well, he had me fooled for the first nn years of my life, when I believed in him. I'm all better now. It's like being reborn. I recommend it.
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Do you think Word is a different spirit from God?
Of course, Word is different from God. God was created by humans. Word was created by Microsoft.
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Why do I have no desire at all to have sex, I could care less. Im only 21 year old female and its begining to ruin my relationship.
I'm just curious. Why do you want a "relationship" if you're not interested in sex? Why not get a friendly pet instead, and forget guys? A lot of people live alone nowadays. I do. I have a low threshold for bickering.
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What would you do_If you got pulled underwater, and didn't know how to swim?
Drown.
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Do you think it's odd that the most signficant part of Christianity surrounds Jesus Christ - a person who was Jewish his entire life...? But yet many Christians believe that Jewish people will not go to Heaven. Where did Jesus go after he died?
''Where did Jesus go after he died?''
I don't believe cremation was popular in those days, so most likely they buried him. That's what you do with a body, is it not?
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if an arrow needs an archer, because that arrow in unintelligent, surely our planet needs a designer as it too is unintelligent. agree?
If a gumball costs a penny, and a goldfish costs $1, then love, peace and happiness should cost $millions. Agree?
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Romney: "Corporations Are People" (See Below), Shouldn't they Subject to the Same Restrictions as people?
If corporations were people, a bunch of them would be in prison now. Corporations hire lobbyists, who visit Congressmen and tell them how they want the laws written. If the congressman agrees and acts accordingly, the corporation "donates" huge sums to his re-election campaign. In effect, giant corporations now control the U.S. government.
I used to joke about it but it's too serious. We all...
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Do you think Jesus Christ is in multiples places with God enjoying others worshiping him or do you think he is on Heaven only?
Jesus Christ is whatever and wherever you want him to be, since he exists only in your mind. Have fun, be creative! It's only religion!
Do you feel enlightened yet? lol
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Is religion is a force for good or evil?
Religion is neither a force for good nor a force for evil. Religion is not a force at all. Religion is an artificial (man-made) social milieu which encourages the enactment of a variety of rites, many of which involve people talking to the sky.
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What Is An Evil Force?
OOPS
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What happens after you die if there's no heaven/hell? Where do you go? Is there a new beginning?
It's the same for all creatures. Bury a cat, a dog, and a human, side by side. Every 10 years dig them up and compare their carcasses. They'll all be there, decomposing at roughly the same rate, until nothing remains but bones. That's where you go when you die.
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What happens after you die if there's no heaven/hell? Where do you go? Is there a new beginning?
I'm a Frisbeetarian. We believe that when you die, your soul goes up onto the roof and gets stuck.
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Is it crazy to live with a man clean his house,cook his meals,do his laundry,sex him up then pay him 230.00 a month plus buy all the food?
How long did you do it? WHY did you do it? You must have had a reason to move in with him.
Where can I find a woman like you, who's willing to cook, clean, do my laundry, "sex me up," AND pay me $230/month? Do you have any sisters? LOL
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Is watching porn a sin? LOL- what do you think?
It's OK if you invite Jesus to join you.
First, check the Bible to see if he had a penis. There is some question about this. Check your bible.
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__________ is to die for!
Your own private hole in the cemetery.
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What breed of dog did lyndon johnson have at his ranch?
A Texas Chowhound.
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Who is the father of descriptive geometry?
from Wikipedia: Gaspard Monge
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What are some of the worst or funniest unromantic things have you ever heard a guy say to his wife?
[Postal worker helping a friend understand the mysteries of women]
''Chicks hate it when you f**k 'em in the ass and then wipe your d**k on the curtain!''
(oops. I missed part of the question. This was something we heard from a guy who was advising a friend about women)
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What is the worst insult you ever heard? Although it wasn't directed at me the worst and funniest insult I ever heard was...
''The dumb sonofabitch couldn't whittle a plug for a dog's ass with a pine knot for a pattern!''
(told by an old Swedish logger)
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If you were to create your on genre of music, combining 2 or more current genre's what would it be and what would you call it?
Chamber ensembles, with various combinations of winds, strings, harp, vibraphone, maybe even occasional brass, but if it's too intrusive I reserve the right to shoot the performer.
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Does God exist?
I see you Creation buffs are still quibbling over trivia. Face it; that's all you have. LOL
NOS:
''Its not the same thing as what you are claiming Dr. Szostak is saying.''
Then just go with the actual quote Gillaspy posted. Problem solved.
Nick:
''I wonder if Gillaspy would define "plausible" for those listening?''
http://dictionary.reference.com/
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Since human survival no longer depends upon evolutionary pressures, can we expect to see the human race become physically less fit for survival as time goes on?
Your premise is flawed. Let's first define human survival. We know that every human individual eventually dies. So what is meant by survival of the human race? It means the survival of human DNA.
Human survival (and the survival of all species) continues to depend upon natural selection. The DNA of those who reproduce survives. The DNA of those who fail to reproduce does...
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If the water on this planet WILL
be displaced to Mars in 10 years, what would you say the probability for the survival of the human race is?
The premise is absurd. How WILL all the water on earth go to Mars?
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what is the difference between artificial and natural selection?
Artificial = caused or manipulated by humans (artifice)
Natural = without human intervention (nature)
One can argue that humans are part of nature (i.e., that nature includes humans), but that's a separate issue.
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Is it possible that neither evolution nor creation are correct?
No. You would have to imagine a 3rd possibility. What would that be?
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how to get my mom to give me a blowjob? I am sleeping tonight with my mom in the same bed. What can i do to her for a blowjob? Help!
What's in it for her? Offer her $20.
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Hey Guys I have a size question for you. If you had a girl in your bed would you prefer small boobs or large boobs that are fake.
If she's already in my bed, it wouldn't occur to me to judge her boobs. I'd have other adventures in mind.
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Whenever possible I fondle my boobs, masturbating or not. Is it strange to be obsessed with your own boobs?
Are they new?
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How careful should I be with sex with another guy I meet online?
Here is another perspective: Blood collection centers, where healthy people go to donate blood for those who need it, do not accept male donors who have had sexual contact with other males. Period. The probability that gay males are HIV positive is too great to take a chance. If you want to take that chance, see a lawyer for help in writing your will.
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Why is "Cunt" such a bad word?
It's not always a bad word. My ex thought the term "vagina" sounded formal and clinical. I never heard her say "vagina." She simply said "my cunt." It worked for me. Hmm, maybe that's why she said it. LOL
The problem occurs when you use the word to mean the woman herself. In other words, cunt has two separate meanings. Since some people are not aware of this distinction, it's safer to avoid...
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Men lets talk about boobs, I'm not talking boobs you have never seen but your partners boobs. Do you ever tire of looking at them?
I don't understand how anyone could ever tire of seeing boobs. Boobs are the milk of human kindness, the friendliest, most lovable, huggable, kissable, suckable, squeezable part of a woman. If all women routinely went topless and displayed their boobs, there would be no more war. Nobody would dare do anything violent that might cause harm to a breast.
It makes me crazy to think...
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Hey Guys I have a size question for you. If you had a girl in your bed would you prefer small boobs or large boobs that are fake.
I've changed my mind. I want one big and one small boob, so I'll always have something to hold onto that suits my mood.
And I forget where I got this idea, but I'd also like a 3rd boob in back, for when we're dancing.
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What does oral sex on a woman taste like?
I avoid sex with women who live in box cars or under bridges, but out of several dozen in my experience, only one tasted a little like pee. That was b/c she had just peed in the woods w/ no paper to wipe her furry virginia. All the others tasted great. Actually, I don't remember any taste at all. Maybe slightly salty.
Also, a girl's clit is about 1/4 mile north of her vagina, in microcosmic...
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What does a penis taste like?
I've heard that it tastes like chicken, if you cook it with the right mix of herbs and spices.
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my boyfriends penis is too small and it falls out of me. what should we do about it
Duct tape is the answer. Wrap his penis with duct tape until it's just right for you. You may need two rolls.
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What do elephant trunks mean when they're up?
It means their trunk is packed and they are leaving on vacation. That's how elephants wave goodbye.
Raising the trunk high in the air is also the way rowdy young rogue elephants signal cute girl elephants of their interest. Roughly translated it means, "Yo! Baby! Come over here! Yes, I mean you, sweet stuff! I gots sumpin for ya!"
Young girl elephants are warned by their mothers to...
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My wife used to always wear thongs and other skimpy sexy undies but lately she has been wearing big well granny panties is the only thing I can think of to describe them. they stick up out of her pants like 6 inches and just look silly is there a reason?
Her bf left town, and there's nobody left that she wants to excite.
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I'm a guy naked and on my knees what are you going to do to me in detail.
That's easy. I'll tell you to get dressed and go away before the cops arrive.
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4 ladies if you are horny who wanna my tongue licking her ass and pussy ?
This lady is just right for you, considering your social skills.
Next step: call the numbers you find scrawled on the bathroom walls. Hurry! Don't make these ladies wait!
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Does it make sense to celebrate your country by drinking? Why or why not?
The proper way to celebrate the 4th is by blowing things up with fireworks. Remember the rockets' red glare and bombs bursting in air? Light a firecracker and see how long you can hold it before you toss it at somebody. Tank up on beer first, to dull your reflexes and make things more interesting. Get a bucket full of ice ready to carry your fingers to the hospital and see if they can reattach...
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which one would turn you on the most about your wife?
Watching her play with herself is a close second. I used to watch my ex-gf using her vib or the shower massager. Watching a girl make herself come is a total turn-on. It had good benefits for me, too. LOL
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What do you think of attempting to demean someone for being a virgin?
Good for you for confronting the accuser and supporting the other guy's right to make his own free choice. I admire your courage and character for speaking up.
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I prefer to start out sucking another guys cock and end up with him fucking my mouth. Whick do you prefer?
I prefer girls, b/c I'm not homosexual. If I need to see or feel a cock, I just drop my pants. I carry it with me wherever I go. Check your pants. You might have one, too.
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What would be your reaction if you saw me come out of an adult book store video booth with cum in my beard or on the front of my shirt?
I would question your hygiene.
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Finding my g-spot during masturbation?
Try a GPS sensor.
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Are you an emotional eater?
No. I've discovered that emotions have very little nutritional value.
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Brainwash _________________________.
...your dirty mind.
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Women shed tears more than men,still they carry smaller hankies than them.Why?
Women have smaller nostrils, b/c they don't cram their fat fingers up there harvesting boogers.
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does it ever seem like your period comes at the wrong time, when you most want to have sex???
Having sex on your period is just a matter of personal preference. I had a younger gf who was too shy, but the more experienced gf's were happy to go for it. As someone else said, you just put a dark-colored towel down.
I once shared an office with a conservative Southern Baptist. I was working late one day and a friend dropped by to say hello. I could tell when she was horny b/c she would...
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how does a slut`s pussy look like?
1. What is a "slut"?
2. and who says so?
Anyone who calls a woman a slut is a contemptible cur and a supercilious asshole. When you call a woman a slut you imply that you are morally superior to her. Your contempt does not make you superior.
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Why is a vagina also called a "pussy"?... It doesn't look like one, so why call it that?
Vagina is a real word. In Latin it means "sheath." In English, a sheath is the carrying case for a knife or sword (and other things). In female anatomy, the vagina refers only to the hole where dicks go in and babies come out. The vagina is internal. The most you can see of the vagina is the...
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My boyfriend becomes extremly angry when i dont want to have sex. We have sex AT LEAST 2 times aday and still complains am i crazy?
Check around your area for a respected marriage (relationship) counselor. Tell the bf he has two choices: either go with you to see the counselor, or hit the road.
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What is the different between violent rose and lavender rose? Thanks
Lavender has a pleasing scent, like after-bath powder that women sprinkled into their underwear 150 years ago. The violent rose will creep into your bedroom at night and strangle you in your sleep. When the cops arrive she'll deny everything and say you did it to yourself.
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What is the different between violent rose and lavender rose? Thanks
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If you ever walked in on somebody while they were masturbating what would you do or say to try to put them at ease, to say that it's O K?
So... what did you think about that game?
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Would a hooker kick me in the nuts if I paid her to?
First ask her to blow you. Then tell her you lost your wallet and you don't have any money. She will kick you in the balls for free. Can't beat a bargain like that.
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How do I get a girl to go skinny dipping with me?
1. Find a girl who speaks your language.
2. Ask her.
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what can a male use as a dildo from household items?
Try this industrial bottle brush with stiff brass bristles. It will remove old crusty residue while it stimulates.
Better yet, try one of these rotary brushes with steel bristles. Look for one that...
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can you buy lubricant to jack off with at walgreens?
Go to the automotive section and pick up a quart of Valvoline 5W-30, API SJ or better. The multi-viscosity oils have polymers added to a light base. The polymers prevent the oil from thinning at high temperatures, to protect your dick from overheating during vigorous stroking activity. On hot summer days, when temperatures exceed 100° F, you should choose a 10W-30.
If they don't have the...
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I have an idea for an invention, what should I do to bring it to reality?
1. Build one or just two. to prove to yourself and a patent attorneythat it works.
2. See #1. If you can't build a working model, then you're pretty much stuck right there. Ideas are a dime a dozen. It hardly matters what else you might do if you don't have a working model to show the the patent attorney. Unless you're paying hm by the hour he won't have time to listen to your nifty idea.
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how do you feel when followed by cops? isnt a terrorist someone who make people fearful?
I refuse to be intimidated by a cop following me more than a few blocks. If I feel annoyed, I will force his hand. I'll pull into the first gas station, which forces him to make his move. He will either pull in behind me and tell me what's on his mind, or he will keep going and leave me alone. Either way, he is no longer following me. Cops hate it when somebody forces their hand, and if they...
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What would you do when a police officer insulted you or one of your family members ?
Ask him politely if you can borrow his taser for a moment.
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If going backwards in time requires you to go faster than the speed of light, then could backwards time travel also be achieved by going slower than the speed of zero?
''If going backwards in time requires you to go faster than the speed of light....''
That works only for Superman. It doesn't work in real life. "Going backwards in time" is science fiction. Language allows us to string words together (as in your question) that create attractive but meaningless illusions. I.e., just b/c you can say something does not mean it's possible.
For example, I...
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How often do aunts have sex with their nephews? My aunt is fond of me. Should i fuck her then?
Once a week, on Tuesday or Thursday.
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I'm 23 years old and still a virgin. I haven't had a gynecological exam before and would complain about vaginal insertive exams over rectal exams. I don't want anything being inserted in the vaginal area and never want my hymen to be broken. The only sens
Are you saving yourself for The Lord?
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IF atheists want to ask who created god? Now if you believe in evolution and we came from hominids, where do hominids came from?
You still haven't answered the question:
WHO CREATED GOD?
BTW, evolution is not a "belief." It's a scientific theory. The Bible, by way of contrast, is an antediluvian book of fictitious fables, much less credible than any theory.
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Atheists, can you refute these arguments?
As a devout atheist, I don't feel the slightest need to refute any arguments. LOL
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Why do most Atheists use a condescending tone of sarcasm when discussing spiritual matters? In my opinion, it makes your arguments less valid when you use a facade of derision. So why do it?
I'll compare it to belief in Santa Claus. If a child, say 2 y/o to 8 y/o, talks to me about Santa, I listen politely and I don't say anything to hurt his/her feelings or spoil the wonderful excitement of a child.
However, if an adult starts talking to me about his/her belief in Santa Claus I'm surprised, and I wonder what is wrong with him. I might ask, "Are you kidding me? Santa...
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My guy friend got drunk and have just confessed something to me, he said "I have a desire to have sex with my sister(biological sister), what do you think?" Well, what should I think? Can someone tell me how to talk to him about it?
''Well, what should I think? Can someone tell me how to talk to him about it?''
Don't worry about what WE think. Tell him what YOU think. That's the only thing that matters here.
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Is there any way to make cum taste sweet??
My girlfriend complains about it and I DON'T want her to not want oral sex with me. "which she loves giving and is amazing at" any dudes/girls got the answer?
In a fine china teacup, blend:
• 1/2 tsp honey
• 1/8 tsp cinnamon (to taste)
• Cum
Fill to brim with hot water. Stir and serve.
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Girls Anatomy... another reason lol.... i need to know where the uteris is and its size. i was planning on having oral sex, or by hand and i want to make sure i dont fuck up. like how can i make sure i dont slip up and stick my tung i the pisser..ew
Can't find the uterus? I don't know why girls always leave those things lying around. My ex-gf couldn't find hers once. The next day we were cleaning the house and guess what? It was behind the couch! It's a good thing we found before the dog got it!
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Did you ever go to a 'Sock Hop'? lol Seriously
Yes, way back in a previous millennium. It was a small school in a small town. Everything happened in the gymnasium: PE, basketball, school assemblies, and entertainment. It cost a lot to have the gym floor scrubbed, varnished, and polished, and they didn't want us scuffing it up. Also, some bad boys had metal cleats on their shoe soles.
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Does the president shit?
O yes. It is collected, cast in bronze, and passed on for future generations to admire. Exception: George "WMD" Bush was so full of shit that it lost its value. They couldn't give it away.
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What is non-existence like?
A doctor named John C. Lilly built something called a sensory deprivation tank in the early 1970s. It caught on, and soon many big cities had commercial units, like tanning booths today.
''Flotation Tank Description
''The float tank is a little larger around than a twin sized bed and chest high. It contains 10" of water to which so much epsom salts have been added that when you get in and...
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I bought my date a corsage but I didnt put it on her (i didnt know i suppose to!) she did it herself?...?
If you didn't actually pin the flower onto her, the prom doesn't count. You'll have to go to another one next year.
It was even worse in the nudist resort. Lot of blood and screaming.
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What really happens after prom?
Back seat.
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When did you last dance?
It happened when Yosemite Sam was shooting his six-guns at my feet. He yelled, "Dance, podnuh!" Even though I'm not a good dancer, I decided to take his advice and do my best.
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An atheist is offering $1 million for proof that God exists. Would any religious person risk offering just $1000,000 for someone who can prove God does not exist or is theist belief too shallow?
Can you prove the Great Pumpkin doesn't exist?
Can you prove the Magic Buffalo doesn't exist?
Can you prove the Easter Bunny doesn't exist?
Can you prove that Kermit T. Frog doesn't exist?
Can you prove that the invisible, two-horned unicorn doesn't exist?
Can you prove that the Tooth Fairy doesn't exist?
Can you prove that Puff the Magic Dragon doesn't exist?
Need more?
How does one...
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Which is better--Lexapro or Effexor?
Better for what symptoms? Better for whom? What allergies does the patient have? What other meds is the patient taking? In what dosages?
The questioner is identified as "Answerbag Staff." Is AB now providing a forum for free medical advice?
Without a proper diagnosis the question can't be answered. It shouldn't even be asked, b/c a naive patient might take some bad advice.
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I want to tell my family i am gay. But they are religious fanatics- christians. And would hate me if they knew. I feel trapped and don't know what i should do? i have no money to leave the house and i live with my family still, i'm 18. What would you do?
If nobody is holding a gun to your head and forcing you to tell your family, then DON'T TELL THEM. Everybody has things they don't tell their parents. Let this be one of them. If you want to tell them in a couple years, after you're out and on your own, then just be patient. What's the urgency?
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Do you think the Gay Community is more fanatical in pushing their agenda than religious fanatics? I know they have gotten on my nerves.
None of the gay guys I know belong to any community. I think somebody is bullshitting you and you took the bait. Or maybe you watch a lot of Fox News?
People who piss and moan about the "Gay Community" and the "gay agenda" (as if all gay people were alike) are usually the radical-right wing Tea-Party nut jobs. Do you take your marching orders from the radical-right wing Tea-Party nut jobs?...
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I can never find that one girl out there that just wants a one night stand like me that wants to just fuck and forget are there any girls out there......?
In general, nobody of either gender is attracted to someone who appears as desperate as you. Try scrawling your name and number on the wall in a women's restroom with the invitation, "For a good time call Frank at 555-123-4567.
Alternative:
Check out the walls in the local men's rooms. Maybe you'll see a similar message: "For a good time call Mary" at xxx-xxx-xxxx.
If you get lucky, come...
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If you have a one night stand, and only know the persons first name, and city, what are the odds that you can find that person?
I guess it would depend on the no. of guys with the same first name who were listed in that city. If you kept any of his DNA you might get a hit through the FBI, if he has been arrested since they began collecting DNA samples. I just googled somebody's first name and city. I plodded through 50 search screens and didn't get a hit. I guess it's more difficult than I thought.
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If Satan is the epitomy of evil, but God created Satan, then isn't God personally responsible for all evil in the world?
Exactly. And when a mother gives birth to a baby who grows up to be a shoplifter, the mother is responsible for all the shoplifting in the world.
If you miss the school bus b/c your clock was slow, then the clock manufacturer is responsible for writing a note to your teacher.
If you voted for George W. Bush, then you are responsible for the economic depression we're in today.
If you buy a...
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Satan is evil, but why wont God destroy Satan?
Because God loves all things, including the devil.
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Can you describe what hell's like? Somebody told me that they went to hell and back but didn't actually describe it to me. Isn't hell a place of eternal suffering that can only be experienced after death? Has anyone been to heaven and back? Any thoughts?
''they went to hell and back''
It's possible you didn't hear him correctly. He probably went to visit his gf, Helen Back.
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What do you hope Hell is?
Nonexistent.
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what does depression means? is being on facebook or twitter every day an example of depression?
It's not depression in itself, but a depressed person might do that. In my case, I spend a lot of time online to avoid dealing with things I need to do and physical activities in general. The sedentary behavior leads to getting fat. Living alone doesn't help, either.
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what does depression means? is being on facebook or twitter every day an example of depression?
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What do you think about Sarah Palin writing an email in God's voice?
''writing an email in God's voice?''
She's preparing for life after her presidency.
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Science vs god? Is Science greater than God?
It's not a question of "greater"or "lesser." Science is real. Gods are imaginary.
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What's one thing you'd never hear God say?
"Now, where did I leave my keys?"
Sequel:
"Jesus! Have you seen my keys? I'm going to descend into hell, and I need to lock the pearly gate while I'm gone. I don't want any sinners, devils, or used car salesmen wandering around in here. (Where in hell IS that kid?) I'll be back in 3 days!
"Oh, yes, and while I'm gone, stay away from the water! We don't need any more wine, or any more fish,...
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does anyone know the phone number for gage beach? ive looked everwhere on the internet but cant find it its in oklahoma.
If it's an ocean beach you should be able to pick up a sea shell and just listen. It's a party line, so everybody on the beach with a sea shell hears the same thing--the roar of the ocean.
OOOPS. I just noticed, you said OK. I don't think you'll find any sea shells. BTW, don't swim in Lake Thunderbird. I used to live in Norman, and every summer when I swam in Thunderbird I got a horrendous...
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ATHEIST?lets say the end of the world came as said and you had children who accepted jesus but you didnt,and yall were standing at judgement time,he shows yall heaven and than hell, and he sent the children to heaven but you couldnt how would you feel
Since I'm an atheist, there will be no Jesus waiting to send me (or anyone else) to heaven or hell. And I wouldn't feel a thing, b/c I'd be dead. That's what happens when you die: You become dead. Life stops. Your heart stops. Your brain stops. You stop breathing. You stop playing Parcheesi. You stop drinking beer and eating pizza. When they pull the plug, everything sto--
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Do you think there is One God? Or more than one?
Heck, yes. There are 1000s of gods. Take your pick. Or take em all.
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How would you feel if Jesus came into your home, where your children come to play with their toys, and ate all your gabagool?
It would be more interesting if Jesus ate the kids and left the gabagool.
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When you are a recovering alcoholic or drug user, is relapse a part of recovery? Why or why not?
A relapse is reverting to the same old behavior that got you into trouble in the first place. A relapse is an interruption of the recovery process, not part of it.
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What do you worry about the most?
A giant asteroid slamming into the earth and destroying all life, just as I was sitting down for dinner.
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Guys-If a girl said you could touch her boobs, what would you do?
I'd bounce up and down making boing-boing noises and ricochet off the walls like Roger Rabbit.
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how do i get my girl friend to have anal sex
oops
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Is Santa Claus better than Jesus?
Yes. Santa delivers gifts, which makes people happy and supports manufacturers, such as the toy industry, clothing companies, candy makers, fruitcake bakers. This in turn creates jobs, reducing unemployment. Santa motivates people to spend money, which improves the nation's economy and benefits everybody, directly or indirectly.
Jesus, OTOH, has been glorified and deified by zealous...
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Would a medical test after digital penetration prove it DIDN'T happen?
Only if your digits were in another county when the incident occurred.
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I'm 21 and, yes, still a virgin. kinds of things could I use to make things exciting again? I'm bored with just rubbing myself.
Are you in a convent? I wonder what the other sisters do?
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Do girls/or guys think boobs are a key factor in a relationship? what's the big attraction to them? if a girl has a nice slim body and small boobs, is she still attractive? are they any less "quality" if they're fake?
Yes, I have a different relationship with each breast. One night I might be drawn to the left boob, and after fondling it for a while we might get a pizza, take it home, have beer and pizza, and listen to golden oldies. The next night I might snuggle up with the right boob, and we'll go to a nice Indian restaurant that serves Tandoori cuisine with French wine. Then we'll go to a live...
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how do i get my girl friend to have anal sex
Buy her a strap-on and bend over.
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When is it wrong to play along with another person's fantasies?
When the other person is getting married that afternoon.
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How do u make a guy hard with out sex by touching him
Tell him it makes girls hot when they see a bulge in guys' pants. Then smile and stare at his crotch.
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is it ok if i talk about my wife and her sexy body to other married men?
It's OK with me, but it seems disrespectful to your wife. What makes you think she likes you talking about her with strangers?
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Who guides the penis into the vagina the guy or girl in your relationship?
Neither. We have an SAT, Sexual Alignment Technician, on contract. She comes in when we need her and she gets us all lined up. She is specially trained in guiding the turgid member into the fleshy receptacle with great precision. If I give her an extra tip she will hang around for a while and watch to make sure it doesn't slip out on the longer strokes. If it does slip out, she grabs it and...
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Who guides the penis into the vagina the guy or girl in your relationship?
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What helps kill your sexual desires?
A bullet to the brain. Anything else just slows me down. lol
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Why do guys always want breasts to be bigger and bigger? They never seem satisfied. I have full D cup breasts and my boyfriend mentions that he wouldn't mind if I had a boob job.
Give your bf a boob job. Then he can feel his monster boobs any time he likes.
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Hey Guys I have a size question for you. If you had a girl in your bed would you prefer small boobs or large boobs that are fake.
I prefer small and genuine to any size fake.
Exception: if a woman has a prosthesis b/c one or both breasts have been removed, whatever she wants to do to look good is fine.
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Who eats the heals of the bread loaves in your home? Or do you discard them?
We ALL eat them. Since my cat is a strict carnivore, that leaves me. I would never toss a slice of bread, even if I have to scrap off a little mold. YUM!
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Is this sexual abuse or rape?
This was 15 years ago and it happened once? You could drive yourself crazy over it. I suspect nearly everybody has had something sexual happen to them during their childhood years. In the last few decades we've labeled it sexual abuse, and a whole new class of social workers and psychologists has sprung up to help people cope with their memories and find "closure."
''Is this sexual abuse or...
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Is it a form of child abuse if you ask your mom to bring you to the doctor and she changes the subject and doesnt bring me? i have been trying to get her t take me for a check up to make sure everything is alright with me but she wont.
Look for a Planned Parenthood that the "conservatives" (right wingers) haven't closed down yet. They will help you and they won't get you into trouble.
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If your mom is screaming at you then dumps a cup of water on you is that abuse?
She's just trying to get your attention. It would prob'ly be a good idea to listen.
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Do you like men that wear jewelry? what kind of jewelry is a "GO" and what is a "NO"?
I draw the line at the gold ring piercing his foreskin.
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You lead and_____________________
...I kryptonite.
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What is something a woman would say but a man wouldn't?
''Come to the bathroom with me.''
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Why isn't Atheism considered a Religion when there's religions who don't believe in any Deity? What makes Atheism different?
Atheist means "not a theist," i.e., lacking a belief in god(s). That's not a belief. It's the absence of a belief. That's what makes atheism "different."
If you want to base a religion on the absence of a belief, where would you start? Some people lack belief in the Great Pumpkin. Would you say that not believing in the Great Pumpkin is therefore a religion?
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ATHEISTS: Do you ever get scared of the Fact that you might be wrong about God?
Which god? There are so many to choose from.
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What if we were alone in a forest and bear attacked us and I am nude what do you do ..lol?
I'd climb a tree and call 911. While waiting for the rescue helicopter I'd shout words of encouragement to you.
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If you could elect the next President of the United States after Obama's term uanimously, who would you choose and why?
It will be somebody more liberal than Obama. He makes too many concessions to the radical right. Any of these would be OK: Bernie Sanders, Sheldon Whitehouse, Pat Leahy, Carl Levin, Chuck Schumer, Kirsten Gillibrand, Barney Frank, Dennis Kucinich, Nancy Pelosi, Al Franken.
It would not be a Republican. They want to give tax breaks to the rich and the corporations, leaving the tax burden on...
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Are there any stereotypes that you actually believe? Which ones?
Sure. And before stereo, I believed in monotypes. I can no longer keep up, now that they've advanced to 6-channel types.
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How do you light/maintain a camp fire in wet terrain? and where do you look for dry tinder?
Campfires are a thing of the past, except for boy/girl scouts and nostalgia buffs. In the last 50-100 years most camping areas have long been cleaned out of fire wood. In a commercial campground you can often buy a bundle from the office.
The only place I ever build a campfire is on the ocean beach, where plenty of driftwood is available (only where it's legal). You have to find wood above...
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If you camp, do you use a tent, pop-up or an RV?
If the weather is clear I just roll out the bags onto a tarp on the ground. With no roof overhead you can count the stars. In late summer you can watch the Perseid shower, tiny meteors flashing through the night sky.
If it looks like rain I pop up a tent. Either way, the most important thing is to hang...
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Can I sue the woman who broke up my marriage?
You can sue anyone you like. The questions you need to ask are (1) what will it cost for your attorney, and (2) what are your chances of winning anything?
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My printer was defective, lexmark sent two replacement printers, what will happen if i only return one? No idea why they sent 2
It takes two Lexmarks to last as long as one of most other brands.
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Do you think I'm ugly or attractive?
Share your answer...
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Why are a lot of people in Dallas, Texas tall?
They're not really tall. Texans like to exaggerate.
Also, half a Texan's height is just empty space inside his Stetson hat.
LOL
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I just checked the oil in my car....now it has less since i wipped of the dipstick...do i have to check it again ?
Yes. Keep checking and wiping the dipstick until the sump is dry.
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I get really stressed and nervous over little things and cry myself to sleep most nights. Have I got some sort of problem?
do you feel that you have a problem?
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Not going to church - Is it regarded as a Sin?
Not by me.
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Do you kill spiders?
Yes, but I do it humanely. I tell them jokes until they die laughing.
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If God is love, why does He allow evil all around us?
Because he loves EVERYTHING, including evil. God has to allow equal time for Good and Evil. It's only fair.
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Why should we be proud of being born in the country we were born in? It's not like we chose to be born in it.
I think it's similar to Christians who pray to Jesus and the Christian god simply b/c they were born into a family of Christians. Most folks seem to remain faithful to whatever religion they were born into. Likewise, many folks (not all) remain patriotic to whatever country they were born in.
If I get abducted by space aliens I'll probably remain patriotic to the earth. At least until I...
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Why are criminals who are convicted of capital murder in a state that has the death penalty get life in prison rather than a death sentence?
Appeals are granted in order to guarantee that the accused hasn't been wrongfully convicted. A certain percentage are found innocent on appeal. If an inmate is found innocent while serving a life sentence, they can retry him and release him. If he is found innocent after he's been executed, it's too late.
Another reason is that it costs a fortune to carry out an execution. It can take years...
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Who doesn't love "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel?
Ophthalmologists.
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my already big penis, recently has been getting slightly thicker and larger. im worried because of my small gf, what should i do?
Don't worry. Those dolls are designed to take all sizes.
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Why do Christians use the fist law of Thermodynamics to prove God exists?
When the savvier Christians realized they were losing members who insisted on evidence, rational thinking, and scientific principles, they began adopting terms and phrases that sounded scientific, to lure the lost sheep to return to the flock. lol
A few days ago I read a post from a guy who claimed that DNA, the Fibonacci series, and the Golden Ratio all supported his belief in an "intelligent...
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Do you know God ?
You either know God or don't. Why argue ?
D.Bonhoeffer said: A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol
You haven't specified which god you're thinking of. There have been tens of thousands over the millennia. Gods come and go, like pop music in a jukebox. Each god gets his/her 15 minutes of fame.
Are you assuming that everyone follows the same gods and same religion as you?
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If God wants ALL people to love him, why doesn’t he just let his existence be known? Why do we all have to sit back and wonder, speculate, and hypothesize? God would have many more devout followers if he just gave us all a blatant sign of his existence.
''If God wants ALL people to love him, why doesn’t he just let his existence be known?''
The short answer is that we didn't design him that way. We (humans) designed god to be invisible and mysterious, communicating with us only through "prophets" and clerics. Therefore, God behaves exactly according to the prophets and the clerics.
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If I truly have free will to make any choice I want, then how does God already know what I will choose? If God knows the future, then are the choices I'm making today not already made as far as God is concerned? Who wrote the script I'm living? Me or God?
The reason God "knows" the future is because humans designed him that way. Humans designed him to be all-knowing, all-powerful, eternal, and invisible.
The last attribute is to discourage us skeptics from seeing that he's not really there. If somebody complains that they don't see any god, you can retort, Of course not, silly! He's invisible!"
Who can argue with logic like that?
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If God gave you an opportunity to know your future when your existence ends in the worlds, would you want to know?
Of course I'd want to know. If I was planning a big party, say, I'd want to know if I had to move it a week ahead, and order the kegs that much sooner.
OTOH, if the mother-in-law was scheduling a visit, I could pull a fast one and get her to schedule it for the day after I was due to slip into the Great Beyond.
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Should apostates be immolated as in the past?
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Bahá'í are all based on the Abrahamic tradition, which included bloody sacrifice. Jesus celebrated human sacrifice when he commanded his apostles to "eat my body" and "drink my blood." Christians continue to reenact that sacrifice today with bread and wine.
Christians regard the torture and execution of Jesus as something wonderful, to be remembered and...
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Im 14 im scared can i be pregnant?
As long as you didn't have sex, you can't be pregnant. Or if you DID have sex and used a contraceptive, you're probably not pregnant. What other possibility can there be?
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What do you say to a stranger who asks for your picture over the internet?
It's a totally personal choice. Some people give it; others don't. Many women point to a photo already hosted in their blog, or in Photobucket or
online.
Some people are cheerful and optimistic; others are fearful and pessimistic. Many women post multiple full-length photos of themselves online; others remain furtive and anonymous.
Many movies and TV programs thrive on frightening women....
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Why are Americans so lazy?
We're not lazy. We're taking a siesta while we plan our next move.
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If you HAD to bet your life on it right now, which would you choose: a) Yours is the one true religion (assuming you're a theist) b) Your religion is false, but some kind of god exists c) No gods exist
C - No gods exist.
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What if it was really the spammers that owns AB?
Spammers do own AB. I'm running Adblock Plus and popup blockers to keep the ads out of sight. It's all spam to me.
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what is your opinion on the debate that the death of Bin Laden a conspiracy?
There is no debate. There is no conspiracy. This is just another silly, manufactured dispute, like the so-called controversy over Obama's birth certificate. These imaginary "conspiracies" are created and propagated by right-wing groups like FoxNews. It takes a special combination of ignorance and gullibility to fall for these things.
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If you could pant a mural, what would it be of?
I'd pant a pitcher of a wall.
No! Wait! I'd paint a picture of a wall.
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why would someone suddenly be reluctant to talk to you?
They found out what you did last summer.
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Whats the best way to hide the marijuana smell from a police trained dog
1. Stay away from the dog.
2. Spray mace or sprinkle tabasco sauce on the dog's nose.
3. Keep n mind, the smell alone is not illegal.
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When purchasing marijuana, what is the best way to avoid being ripped off ?
Buy only from a trusted dealer. Ask your friends where they get their weed and start there. You can get beat up, ripped off, or shot by approaching an unknown dealer without an introduction. If a new or unknown dealer appears eager to meet you, that's a danger sign.
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If there is a Heaven and Hell how do we gain one and avoid the Other?
Better yet, you can avoid them both if you put your bible on a high shelf in the closet and go back to school. If you seriously believe in heaven and hell it means your education is lacking.
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If you were in the amazon, deep, and found a dinosaur egg, what would you do?
Sit on it.
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Can someone steal my identity if I order something online?
The only time my identity was stolen was after I lost my Social Security card. I order from well-known, reputable stores that want to keep their customers. It's to their advantage to protect your identity so you'll keep coming back.
When you're placing your order, check that the URL (in the address bar) begins with "https://", not just "http://". The "s" means the connection is secure.
I...
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Are those organisms that exist as antimatter follow the same path through time that we do, from our past to our future, or as their dimension are the opposite from ours do they go from our future to our past?
We have not found evidence of antimatter organisms, nor is there any recognized definition of dimensions that are the "opposite" of ours. You may be the only person in the world who knows what you mean by "opposite" dimensions.
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Does God exist outside of time, or does He exist inside of time, but infinitely into the past and future?
Neither. God(s) are figments of your imagination.
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Disney is to blame for ________________?
Children born with four fingers on each hand.
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Was the reason that John The Baptist did not go directly to Heaven when he died was that He died under the old covenant instead of the new.
How would YOU know where John the Baptist (or anybody else) "went"?
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Does God exist?
''Unlike fictional books such as The Book of Mormon, the Bible has a steadfast reputation for being a good historical reference book.''
You want me to accept your assertion that one book is fiction and the other is a serious, historical reference? And you prop up your hypothesis with your observation that some things mentioned in the bible, countries, people, towns, and rivers, exist today. I...
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How does God "smite" people?
It's not spelled out precisely in the literature, but I think he does it with the back of his hand. God's a big guy and his hand spans two galaxies, so you never see it coming. Smite, smote, smitten.
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Does God have a name? If so, what is it?
Fred. No, wait. Harold. I'm sure it was Harold.
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What is a church pulpit used for?
The pulpit is used fto preach bullshit to the most gullible among us.
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Why would the God of the universe come to earth as a man?
He wouldn't. You're dreaming again. Don't believe everything you hear.
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October 21st is the new "judgement date". Is Minister Camping trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame?
Why question his motives? Why accuse him of seeking fame? The simplest and most obvious answer is that he believes what he preaches. Camping is no nuttier than any Christian, Muslim, or Jew. They all claim they are following the orders of an all-powerful invisible spirit. Do you seriously believe that Camping is nuttier than all the others?
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Why are people so naive in that they believe math is absolute truth?
Math is neither a belief nor an "absolute truth." Those are words for religious folks. Your post belongs in the Religion category.
Math is not a belief. Math is not an "absolute truth."
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Do you believe, "Whatever will be, will be?"
No. I believe whatever is, is.
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Which is most likely to exist?
I believe in the invisible Magic Buffalo. Repent and worship the muncher of grass, the chewer of cuds, the Great Stomper of the Earth.
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why do you believe in an afterlife?
No, but I believe in the Afterbirth.
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Beliefs – where do they come from and how do we change them?
Beliefs, imagination, and superstition all come from the same place.
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MUST science be 'GODLESS'?
http://atheism.about.com/od/philosophyofscience/p/GodlessScience.htm?nl=1
Science is based on facts. Gods and other spirits exist only in your mind.
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Do believe in God?? if so do you also believe in the Devil?
I believe in the invisible Magic Buffalo. We must serve him or accept the consequences.
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What do you think happens after death? Do you do to heaven, become reincarnated, or just lie in the ground for all of eternity??
You don't lie in the ground for eternity. Your body decomposes and returns to the earth. You can dig up a corpse years after death, and you will find that it hasn't gone anywhere.
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What/who creates our Reality?
What makes you think it is "created"?
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Why are people so naive in that they believe math is absolute truth?
Math works. It always gives the same results when you start with the same data. Math does not lie. YOU can lie, by misusing math, but math itself does not lie.
It's naive to claim that you can lie with math. You can deceive a fool, but that's not a shortcoming of math. It's the doing of the deceiver.
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Why would God create people He KNEW were going to reject Him and Christ and would therefore spend eternity without Him? It seems harsh!
Your question highlights one of the fallacies and self-contradictions built into monotheistic religions. Theologians spend their lives rationalizing and explaining away these contradictions.
The worst contradiction is revealed when a believer asserts, "Everything had a creator." When you ask him, "Then who created God?" he stumbles and amends his first statement to "Everything but God...
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Do we value modesty, humility? Are they traits to be admired or do we think modest and humble is old hat, out of date and an albatross?
Many people imitate personalities they see on TV. Modesty and humility doesn't sell products on TV. What sells is male action heroes and immodest women.
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I used to think hatred was the thing that would do us (humankind)in. Now I'm not so sure. Apathy is right up there. What do you think?
I used to be apathetic but I got bored with it.
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What is something about which you used to be sure you were right, but now know that you were wrong? How did you find out?
I used to be sure about God and religion, specifically, Christianity. Years later I came to my senses. I'm all better now.
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What was the biggest lie you ever told?
I once told a lie so big it filled an entire warehouse. I had to run for my life before it blew up. Unforch, I don't remember what it was.
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What do you do when people lie to you all the time and not care if you find out?
I make sure never again to vote Republican.
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Which TV news do you trust? I mean really trust! - No bull!
Best: BBC. I don't get the TV version so I listen to it on public radio.
Online: BBC.co.uk; Rawstory.com; Alternet.org; Aljazeera.net
Worst: FoxNews
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Why do so many people hate rich people, really?? What blame exactly is being placed at their door and why?
I hate rich people who avoid paying their taxes. That leaves the economy dependent on poor folks who do pay their taxes.
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Why don't people seem to be able to believe in both evolution and creationism? How hard is it to believe that god created evolution?
Creationism is belief.
Evolution is science.
They have nothing to do with one another.
Scientists do not "believe" in evolution. It's a theory, based on an enormous quantity of evidence.
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Creationists, how would you feel if your daughter was doing Charles Darwin?
The girl might giggle when his big, fluffy beard tickled her thighs. I wonder if he'd be wearing his spectacles?
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If things evolved "billions" of years ago, why aren't things evolving know?
Things are evolving now. Who told you they were not?
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What Color to Mix with Red to Make Burgundy Paint?
Blue, but very little. Try it first in an old glass so you get an idea how much of each you'll need to get the color you want.
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any1 want to fart in my face?
Not if you enjoy it.
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whats the speed of dark?
It's the same as the speed of light. Darkness arrives as light leaves.
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Do you believe in ghosts? Or, do ghosts believe in you? Which is it?
I'm always amazed that so many people spend their lives thinking about invisible, imaginary beings, when the world is full of real beings.
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Have you ever pleaded to God for mercy?
A couple of times, long ago, when I still believed in God. I'm OK now.
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How do you deal with intense saddness?
I don't. I just wait for it to pass.
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My boyfriend is leaving for college soon, and I'm really upset. How can I feel better about missing him?
Start looking for an emergency auxiliary back-up boyfriend to help you pass the time.
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Is it right to believe something out of fear?
Sure. Christians believe in God out of fear of going to hell.
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What is the weight of a garbage truck?
How much garbage is in it? Is the fuel tank full? The best way to solve this is to add the weight of the garbage, the weight of the fuel, and the truck. That will give you a fairly precise answer.
Another way is to calculate the weight of two trucks, then divide by two.
It's similar to counting the number of cows in a field as you drive by. My father explained the method to me when I was a...
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Are you somebody with a soul, or a soul with some body?
Soul is a medieval concept. There is no evidence that it exists.
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Where can we find hydrogen?
Have you looked behind the couch? A lot of stuff turns up there.
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What do you NOT want to find in your vehicle?
The women I promised to call.
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How many presidents have been bitch-slapped into doing the bidding of Hillary Clinton?
None that I know of. Are you intimidated by assertive women? Did your momma slap your peepee? Did she spank your bare bottom until you began to enjoy it?
How long have you had your fear and mistrust of women? What advice has your therapist given you? Why haven't you taken that advice? Don't you want to get better?
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Do you find it easy to forgive?
I confess that I have never had a clear idea what it means.
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Have you ever thought cardboard cutouts were real people?
Actually, I think some people are cardboard cutouts.
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When you are wrong, do you say you were wrong?
Who says I've ever been wrong??
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Do you trust people who claim to have never lied? Why or why not?
I trust such people as much as I trust people who claim that God speaks to them.
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Why there is so many contradicting verses in the holy bible?
What modern Christians call "the Bible" is really a hodge-podge collection of many books, written over hundreds of years, from BC to AD, by hundreds of writers. Over the millennia, theologians have held "councils" where they gathered together and and argued over which of the dozens of books they wanted to include and which to exclude from the official collection that we now call "the Bible."...
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my dick is 8 1/4 inches long and im 15. is that small?
I can sympathize. Mine was little like yours when I was 12. Now that I'm 13 it's 10-1/2." I can understand your embarrassment, so just keep it out of sight until you turn off the lights. As long as your gf can't see it she probly won't laugh at it.
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Im 14 and at school people keep saying my penis is small but its 6.5 in. I read up and they say thats average, so is it?
If people at school comment on your penis, you should probably put it back in your pants until you get home.
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my girlfriend wants to give me a handjob but im scared im to small im 15 and have a 5 1/4 inch penis WHAT DO I DO
Wrap it in duct tape. Keep wrapping until it reaches the thickness you think will impress her.
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i had sex with my half brother and i think i may be pregnant what should i do
Since he is your half brother, maybe you are only half-pregnant.
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i want to have sex with my sister. what should i do?
If you seriously "don't know what to do," then you're not ready for sex. Take up a hobby. Build model ships and airplanes. Collect coins or stamps. Buy some binoculars and go birdwatching.
If you really don't know what to do, you could invite a friend over to show you.
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Does my sister want to "do stuff" with me?
''Does my sister want to "do stuff" with me?''
What does she say when you ask her?
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is phone sex is bad for girls who dont finger?
Phone sex is safe. You can't get pregnant and you can't catch an STD. It can be fun when your partner is far away. I used to be sent on business trips that lasted several weeks. I would call my gf after hours, and we would create sex fantasies.
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Why do M&Ms melt in your hand when they're not supposed to?
You could sue Mars Corp for all they've got. Then retire on the $millions you would make.
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What is ytterbium and where can it be found?
I think it's the stuff that collects in your belly button.
OTOH, it could be the stuff that grows on your teeth if you don't floss and brush for a long time.
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When you express yourself, HOW do you express what your feeling and what do you do?
I don't. I don't like people to know what I'm feeling. Feelings ruin everything.
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How can I get better at multitasking?
Get a faster computer.
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What do you love the most in the world?
My kitty cat, when she's not biting me. I have to remind her, don't bite the hand that feeds you, but she does anyway. She had a troble kittenhood.
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Have you ever been groped by the post-man?
No, but I've seen him stick his hand into a mail box.
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is it ok if my 12 year old kid had sex?
It's OK with me if your kid has sex.
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Would you want to be in charge of a multi billion dollars company like McDonalds, Microsoft, Apple, Wal-Mart, just to name a few, and why?
McDonalds. I'd hire MBAs who knew what they were doing to handle the managing. What the hell do I know about business? LOL I'd have a lackey deliver all the hamburgers I could eat, for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks. (Urrr-rrp) I'd hire fancy college-boy lobbyists to bribe Congressmen to create every conceivable tax loophole, so I could get richer every day. And I'd pay the grunts in my...
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If your daughter had become interested in sex, but you thought she was too young, would you give her a vibrator and say: "This is way better than any man, you can't get pregnant and you can't get HIV/AIDS".
It's a good idea, EXCEPT having a parent give it to her.
Instead, install a shower massager, the kind with a flexible hose. You won't have to explain a thing. She'll figure it out the very first time she uses it. It's a Girl's Best Friend.
BTW, I'm sorry you got so many answers from idiots who...
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How do I get him to notice me and be sexually interested in me the way he used to be when we first got together??
Try a new appearance. Get some different clothes--not necessarily expensive or dress-up, but something that reveals your curves, especially some cleavage. Whatever you're doing with your hair and makeup, do something different.
Personally, I like girls who look easily "accessible." Women who look too dressy have more to take off. I love a light blouse/shirt and no bra underneath, especially...
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Why do lots of guys not like giving oral to their s/o?
I haven't discussed this with other guys, but I enjoy it. I think the clitoris evolved just to give guys something to touch, kiss, lick, and suck. I've met only two or three women out of 100 or so who stopped me from going down. I lost interest in those few quickly. Giving oral is the most exciting way to make a girl come, and make her eager for more. It's a lot better when you've known each...
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Why does my girlfriend hate it when i flip her over during sex and do her doggy style?
You don't need to know why she hates it. Just stop doing it. This is another example of men not listening to women.
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does any one know a website where i can edit my pics to make my boobs look lager?
Make the rest of your body look smaller. That will make your boobs look bigger.
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How do you feel about married couples watching porn together?
What they watch is their business. Not yours. Not mine.
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Is baggage enough reason to not be with someone you really like? Or is it just an excuse to never get serious when ur not into it
Sometimes your baggage doesn't show up for days after your flight arrives. It pays to keep your receipts.
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If you could pick your own name, what would it be?
I fancy Major Montgomery Milkweed Bartholomew Beauregard Wilberforce Gilgamesh Chamberlain Churchill Lothario Mortimer Snerd III, but signing checks and giving autographs would be a bitch. I'd better think it over.
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How do i donate a cell phone to benefit a domestic violence shelter?
Call the shelter and ask them!
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How do i donate a cell phone to benefit a domestic violence shelter?
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I'm a single mom dating a register sex offender. He has done his time. Can he get into trouble and if so what can we do to keep from it?
In general, don't let kids visit unless their parents come with them. That makes the neighbors suspicious, and there's always someone who'll call the cops. Just keep a low profile in the neighborhood.
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Why do men always commit Most of the sex-related crimes?
The women are busy shoplifting.
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How can I stop a false statutory rape charge from going to trial?
Get an attorney.
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What's should he do to not incrminate please the description below.
The guy may be retarded since he seems unable to resist hanging around the girl. There is nothing you can do. Just relax and let him get arrested and go to prison. It's called statutory rape, and it's a felony. When he gets out in 10 years or so he'll be a registered sex offender for the rest of his life. You can tell him, "I told you so."
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My wife put rape charge against me.My fault was i put my hand under her pant while she was sleeping.Is that a rape charge?what should i do?
Divorce her.
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When did "person of interest" replace "suspect"? Is it a legal thingy? Can a "suspect" sue and a "person of interest" not?
No, a "thingy" is something little boys play with. Example:
"Johnny! Stop touching your thingy! Jesus can see you!"
A "legal thingy" might be something an attorney plays with.
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In death penalty cases should the victim's family be able to choose whether the murderer lives or dies?
No. Sentencing should be the responsibility of the judge and jury, as it always has been. Nothing has changed to make that tradition obsolete. If we put victims in charge, every defendant would be found guilty and they would all get the death penalty.
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If you had a lot of extra money, would you donate some to a charity? Which one?
I'd give more to the ACLU. It's a political org, but they do very useful work and they defend the Constitution.
http://www.aclu.org/key-issues
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my boyfriend never wears condoms. ive talked to him before and asked him to. he got some but he never puts them on. whats this mean??
Bluntly, it means he doesn't care if he gets you pregnant or not. If you do get pregnant, you won't get any help from him. You'll either get an abortion with no help from him, or you will raise the kid as a single parent. Either way, you'll be on your own. He'll be long gone. Guys who get girls pregnant are incredibly selfish. Girls who let guys fuck them w/o a condom are extremely foolish.
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Do all planets orbit their starts in the same direction?
Yes, they all go counter-clockwise, unless you go around back and look from behind; then they go clockwise. It depends on which side you're looking from, the front or the back.
just teasing LOL
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How hot is 1,600 Celsius in Fahrenheit?
Just paste your question into Google. It has a calculator built into it. Like this:
1,600 Celsius in Fahrenheit?
Hit Enter and Google replies:
1600 degrees Celsius = 2912 degrees Fahrenheit
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Is india suffering becuase they just fuck the women and produce babies and they are unable to feed them?
No. India is a civilized country. They get married and raise families, just as in other civilized nations. Poverty is not caused by sexual intercourse.
Are you the same creep who posted all of the following?
• India fuck women
• Fuck possible in india
• Women suffering in india
• India fuck
• India fuck woman
• Is india suffering becuase they just fuck the women and produce...
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i have a 4 month old who always wants a bottle n will eat till she spits it back up i try to make her wait but have no luck any advice
You're looking at the wrong side of the problem. Who keeps giving her the bottle, when she's already full?
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Do you think Osama Bin Laden is dead?
No, he's just sleeping.
With the fishes.
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Do you speak softly and carry a big stick?
My big stick speaks for itself.
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Is Osama Bin Laden really dead or is he hiding in a hole again?
Don't you get the news where you live?
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Do you think Osama Bin Laden is dead?
You conspiracy nuts are just weird.
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Do you think Osama Bin Laden is actually dead?
Get your nose out of your bible and listen to the news. The world is passing you by, and you have nothing to show for it.
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Osama Bin Ladin, Dead or not? what you think and why?
Don't you get the news? It's been the main topic all night and all day.
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Atheists, be honest, are you ever concerned about what will happen when you die?
No. I know what will happen when I die. It's the same for every living thing that dies. We lie still, stop breathing, stop thinking, and gradually return to the earth. That's why we call it "death." It's the end of life. No surprises.
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Do you take yourself too seriously or do others not take you seriously enough?
I have to. No one else will.
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Do you ever have opinions which contradict each other? Do you feel a need to reconcile these, or it is OK to live with the contradiction?
I remember taking a personality test when I was younger. As I zipped through the questions I started to notice some that nearly duplicated previous questions. I tried to remember how I had answered the earlier question, sometimes even going back and looking for it, so my answers would not appear inconsistent. When the counselor evaluated me she said I was very opinionated. LOL
Conclusion:...
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How can you make someone have less power in regards to your emotions?
The only power someone has over your emotions is the power that you give him/her. When you like someone and you want him to like you, you may make yourself especially sensitive to him, and you may feel as if he has power over you. You may even change your behavior or your appearance based on his comments, or what you believe might please him. This is not his power over you....
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An Alpha particle is a bosun, does this mean that multiple particles can exist at the same state in the same place?
If an Alpha particle is a bosun, I think that would make a Beta particle a bosun's mate. This could open a whole new field of particle research.
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Could the universe just be the manifestation of one single entity, a particle existing in different states through time?
No.
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What does it mean to be psychically sensitive?
"Psychically sensitive" means having a good imagination regarding supernatural beings and paranormal phenomena.
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What does it mean to be psychically sensitive?
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Can humility be "learned", or is it aquired through wisdom ?
The answers are in my 3 books, "Humility and How I Attained It." "Fast Track to Humility," and "Humility for Dummies."
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What your opinion on The Good Book?
I've read better. Catch-22, for example.
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True or False: The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only way to glory land?
If by "glory land" you mean Disney World, you could just buy a bus ticket and save the hassle.
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What did people use the Rosetta Stone for?
The text on the Rosetta stone was duplicated (triplicated) in three languages: Classical Greek, Ancient Egyptian (hieroglyphic), and Demotic (Egyptian vernacular). This allowed scholars to compare the Greek (which was well known) with the other two, and learn the meanings of the cryptic glyphs. The Rosetta stone thus became a key to understanding the hieroglyphic text of ancient Egypt.
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Why do Christians Kill People
They ask themselves, "What would Jesus do?" and they "pray on it." Then they buy weapons and arm themselves. Then they declare war on some small country with a lot of oil reserves, and they claim that God speaks through them and God told them to do it. (That's exactly what Dubya said.)
''I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job.'' --to a group of Amish he met with...
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Could the Tunguska Event have actually been Nikola Tesla's fault?
You might also speculate that God did it, as a warning to sinful mankind. Or the devil. Or space aliens. You've merely picked one of a dozen speculative hypotheses. None of them accounts for the microscopic silicate and magnetite meteoroid fragments in soils and trees found at the site.
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Should repeat offender theives be given life terms after their fourth or fifth offense?
Who's going to pay for it? It costs between $25,000 and $35,000/year to keep an inmate in prison. Most of that goes to guards' salaries. A small portion goes to food, clothing, and medical costs for the inmates. These figures don't include the enormous costs of building the prisons.
''The United States of America has an...
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Why aren't you out enjoying yourself?
It's dark. It happens every time the sun goes down. I think there's a connection.
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Why has the White House declared war on Fox News?
The White House has not "declared war on Fox News." Shame on you.
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What is meant by "begging the question?"
See #9 under "Idioms." Dictionary
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is it possible that the google search engine could be a primative form of a.i
Artificial Ignorance? Sure.
I think the machines IBM builds to play chess and jeopardy are the smartest so far. Watson is as close as we've come to creating artificial intelligence?
Here is another part of Watson playing Jeopardy .
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Guys have you ever kissed a guy? Girls have you ever kissed a girl? just out of curiosity not because your gay.
One of my coworkers used to fall asleep in a chair while doing a tedious job, watching a long diagnostic printout on a big machine. Once I slipped up behind him and licked his ear. I quickly scuttled away and turned to watch. He woke up halfway and looked puzzled as he felt his wet ear. LOL
We often played practical jokes on each other.
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Any guys ever ignored a girl after sleeping with her? Why did you do that? (one night stands excluded)
I've done it a few times, to avoid getting sucked into a relationship. I didn't exactly ignore them; I just didn't call.
BTW, "sagittarius" has two t's.
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Do you envy people with "the gift of gab"?
No. Those I've met were incredibly boring, and they monopolized the conversation. I can usually get the other person to talk when I want them to tell me something. They don't need any special gift. lol
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Nikola Tesla invented a "Death Ray" that could've ended war. Why didn't anyone want it?Does Russia have it now?Does China? Does the US?
No weapon "ends war." Advanced weapons merely make wars all the more devastating. I seem to recall that the fission bomb was predicted to "end all wars." Instead, many nations now have nuclear weapons, some ready to go, others in various stages of development. Eventually, somebody will detonate one. There won't be much evidence remaining for the FBI to investigate (as they did at Lockerbie). :(
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Remember when Fox News invented the "War on Christmas"? Now they've invented a "War on Easter," along with a Catholic spokesman.
[oops]
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The past few years Fox News was babbling about the "Liberals" and the "War on Christmas". I haven't heard much about it this year. Are we still at war with Christmas and if so, did we bomb the North Pole?
The bastards killed Santa! And that explains why I didn't get any Xmas presents. Call Bill O'Reilly! Call Sean Hannity!
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Why don't we reduce the human population in an ethical way , one may believe it is at the root of so many problems.
Good idea. We'll ask everybody to count off by twos, one, two, one, two, etc. Then we'll shoot all the twos. Unless I happen to be a two; then we'll shoot the ones.
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How would your life change if your country put a ban on technology and media?
I just hope they don't rescind the law of gravity.
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how many persons(percentile) believe that alcoholism is a social evil ??????????????
Alcoholism is a disease, like any other addiction. "Evil" is a religious concept, not a sociological term.
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how many persons(percentile) believe that alcoholism is a social evil ??????????????
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We often hear about Mary and Jesus, but what became of Joseph?
He died. They all died.
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Are Jesus, Mary & Joseph in your thoughts this Holy weekend?
Nah. I'll think of Archimedes, Newton, Louis Pasteur, Einstein, Galileo, Nikola Tesla, Marie Curie, and Charles Darwin.
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if it takes 3/4 of a sandwich to fill me up, and i eat a whole sandwich, will it take longer for me to get hungry again?
Nah, you'll just get fatter.
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What do you believe to be the meaning of your life? Your purpose for living?
The "meaning" of my life is whatever I decide. It changes from moment to moment, depending on my needs, my moods, and my preferences. Right now I mean to have another cuppa coffee and a big bowl of steaming oatmeal.
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What HTML tags are allowed in this field? Italic? Bold? Heading?
Here are some color tags.
Green text
Blue text
Red text
Bold:
Green text
Bold with italic:
Blue text
Bold with underscore:
Red text
I am magenta
Right-click...
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How do I change the color of text in HTML?
Testing...
Green text
Blue text
Red text
Bold:
Green text
Blue text
Red text
I am magenta
Note: Size tags "+2", "+3" etc, don't seem to work here.
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Nikola Tesla invented a "Death Ray" that could've ended war. Why didn't anyone want it?Does Russia have it now?Does China? Does the US?
I have constructed a death ray machine. Sadly, the prototype was stolen, and I've misplaced my schematic diagrams. I hope everyone will kick in $5 to help me continue my research.
LOL
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Spiritually speaking, what does it mean to 'surrender' to God?
It means you have abandoned rational thinking and surrendered to your fantasies and imagination. It's like being stoned, but w/o the drugs.
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Do you believe that death is not the end but the beginning of a new life? Is it better than living since we do not eat or work anymore?
Death is the end of life. That's why we call it "death." When you do not eat or work anymore, and you stop breathing and moving, that's a Big Hint. LOL
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Do animals, birds, reptiles, insects celebrate their birthdays just as we do?
Birds celebrate their Birddays. Many Insects don't live a whole year so they celebrate every Flyday. Some hippopotamuses sing Hippo-Birdday to their girlfriends, but usually they just pounce on them and celebrate the old-fashioned way.
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Human beings can laugh but animals, birds, reptiles and insects can't laugh. What is the reason behind that?
Some reptiles and insects just have no sense of humor. Birds and other animals might laugh but it's probably outside our hearing range. If you mike them up close and then tell your best jokes you should hear something, unless they've heard all your jokes before. You need fresh material.
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Does the belief in God give human beings - and beings in general - an evolutionary advantage?
Evolution isn't a function of people's superstitions.
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What's the purpose of Human beings on Earth
There is no "purpose" for humans or any other animal, nor for rocks, nor flowers, nor trees.
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Why did God create human beings?
He didn't. That's an old wives' tale. A fable. A popular misconception.
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How often does a giraffe eat a day?
You can't eat a day.
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What is something you think that people often tend to be too picky about?
Their nose.
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Do you believe in the concept that human beings will ever be better?
1. Better than what?
2. How will you measure it?
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Has any religion proved the concept of rebirth of human beings?
The only thing religion proves is that people are superstitious and gullible. What a combination!
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Do you believe in rebirth? Has science proved it?
No and no.
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Do you believe in the rebirth process and living in other worlds for a new segment of your life?
No.
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Nobody wants ___________.
herpes.
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I am__________and nobody can change that!
stubborn
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Between nothing and something, where are you? What about the reverse? Between something and nothing are you Quasi/hemi/semi/demi there?
Something.
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if you'll happen to realize that The End Of The World is really about to come...
how will that effect your life?
We won't have anywhere to sleep.
BTW, you want affect, not effect.
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I watch on tv,the truth about esctacy.If it's so illegal why they filming people doing it?
Because we like to watch. Why else? Every kind of drug use eventually makes it to TV.
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I love cheese and crackers so much I could eat them every day....What food do you love so much that you could eat every day....
Refried beans. I want to share them with my friends, but all my friends have left.
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Every _______ has its ________...
Every tiddly has its wink.
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why dosn't glue stick INSIDE the bottle?
It does stick. You just have to let it dry.
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What is your favorite type of physical activity?
Sleeping soundly.
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If we want to be heard, we need to listen to others who want to be heard. One-way streets are very lonely. Do you agree or disagree?
''One-way streets are very lonely.''
It depends on which way you go. You meet a lot of people if you drive the wrong way.
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I believe there is much to be said in favor of brevity, conciseness, succinctness and getting-to-the-pointness. ..otherwise one takes the chance of losing the audience. Do you agree or disagree?
Your question is verbose. You lost me.
lol
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Agree or disagree and why: nothing has any value other than what value we believe it has. (money, objects, relationships...)
Agree. Value is what we impute to something. It's not intrinsic. If gold were as common as granite, it would instantly become worthless as a medium of exchange. If the ground were littered with diamonds, they would cease to be a girl's best friend.
BTW, human life has value only to other humans. If a phalanx of space aliens arrived to mine our planet for minerals they needed, they might see...
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Do the Republicans ever want to be taken seriously ever again?, if they do why are they putting up with Trumps continuing dribble?
''Republican strategist Karl Rove: Donald Trump ‘is a joke candidate’''
~ Rawstory
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ZOMG how should I pass the next 15 minutes?
Hold your breath.
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1) How many average 10 year old girls would it take to equal the height of the Statue of liberty? (The Statue of Liberty is about 102 yards tall, the average 10 year old girl is 42 inches tall)
No matter how many 10-year old girls you line up, they're still only 42 inches tall.
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Where does a flood occur the most?
Where there is a river.
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What is a flash flood watch?
It means you stand on the river bank and watch the river rise. Wear a Coast Guard-approved flotation device.
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During a mandatory water restriction, at what stage is household water usage restricted? (shower, washing clothes / dishes, etc.)
You're allowed to wash only half of each dish every day. Just remember to eat off the clean half. Same with showering. On Monday, wash your left side, Tuesdays wash your right side. Body parts that are right in the middle can be washed on Sunday. Your family will be pleased that you smell fresh and clean on Sunday afternoon.
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Are all teenagers sloppy? Not taking care of clothes, leaving dishes around, throwing things on the floor, etc. Do they grow out of it?!
''Do they grow out of it?''
Not until you stop cleaning up after them.
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What would you do, if you woke up bald one morning?
You're too late.
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If a house caved in & a support beam landed on YOUR legs & ur BEST friend's chest, knowin if u moved ur legs to get help it could crush ur friend's chest but if u didn't no1 may find u & u may both die. Would u take the risk in killin ur friend or wait?
If I were able to lift the beam off my legs, then I could also lift it off my friend. Then we could go for help together. Problem solved.
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During the time of the Holocaust, u & ur family of 10 r hiding from the Gestapo in a secret room. Ur baby cries no matter what, which will inevitably give up ur position & mean the death for everyone. Do u sacrifice the life of 1 to save many?
I would make stew with the baby and potatoes, carrots, and other vegetables. The baby should be tender and tasty. This would solve two problems, dinner for the family and keeping the noise down. Call it a Modest Proposal.
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What will u do in this situation "u are in army ur commender oder u to kill ur parents in oder to save the life of thousand innocents people" what u chose, ur parents life or the life of thousands
I would make lemonade.
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Does life ever just hand u what u need? Do u consider ur self blessed because of it?
Life doesn't "hand" me anything. I just do what I need to do. I don't know what "blessed" means. Something to do with invisible spirits?
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Senses to accomplish anything. Ever notice how when you do dishes once a day, it isn't as much a task, for when you NEED to do dishes? etc.
I wash my dishes right after I eat. I can't stand to see a stack of dirty dishes. Problem solved.
If you have a load of laundry to do, would you divide up the task by washing just one shirt at a time? LOL
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241 tornadoes across a south-central belt of USA. Why aren't they looting stores and bellyaching for the camera like the Katrinites?
Here's another photo of George gazing out over New Orleans from the luxurious comfort of Air Force One.
''Bush was criticized for the federal government’s botched response to the 2005 storm that devastated New Orleans and other parts of the...
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241 tornadoes across a south-central belt of USA. Why aren't they looting stores and bellyaching for the camera like the Katrinites?
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241 tornadoes across a south-central belt of USA. Why aren't they looting stores and bellyaching for the camera like the Katrinites?
The New Orleans people were stuck on the upper floors or the roofs of their flooded houses for many days, hoping for rescue or at least food and water. When they saw one helicopter after another fly overhead and ignore them, they finally went nuts and helped themselves. So would the tornado victims if they couldn't get food and water.
George W. Bush didn't give a good goddamn about the New...
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What has taking part in community service taught you?
Don't commit any more crimes.
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Do you believe God (Krishna) answers prayers?
If you flip a coin 100 times and pray to God that it will come up tails each time, God will answer approx. 1/2 of your prayers.
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What is one film that you love but does not get the attention it deserves?
McCabe and Mrs. Miller, with Warren Beatty and Julie Christie, directed by Robert Altman.
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Do the Republicans ever want to be taken seriously ever again?, if they do why are they putting up with Trumps continuing dribble?
Don't mock Trump. He helps divide the Republican party, which makes him good for us Democrats. The dumber he looks, the better for us.
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What's something that just isn't as much fun or as exciting as it used to be for you?
Riding the slow-walking ponies in the children's zoo.
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Do any atheists believe in life after death?
Of course not. I can speak only for myself, but life after death is a silly idea. Which animals spring back to life after they die? Just humans, or all primates? All mammals? Birds? Reptiles? Fish? Bacteria? Lichen? Where do you draw the line as to who gets an afterlife? If you say only humans get an afterlife, where did you get that idea? From the Bible?
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I, like many, believe in the idea of ghosts and/or the supernatural. If so many people believe and claim to have had personal experiences, why haven't scientists tried to explain the supernatural or try to study it and obtain proof of its existance?
Scientists study natural phenomena, also known as reality. Gods, ghosts, goblins, gremlins, and Puff the Magic Dragon are all supernatural phenomena. They exist in people's imaginations. You may see them if you eat those mushrooms you found in the desert.
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Are ghosts spirits? Do atheists believe in them or any supernatural phenomenon that could be considered spiritual?
Supernatural critters such as spooks, sprites, spirits, ghosts, gods, goblins, and gollums are all figments of people's imaginations. Same with angels and devils, although I do believe in angel food and devils food cake. {yum}
Also, being half-Irish, I half-way believe in leprechauns. LOL
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how can i make my girlfriend orgasm during sex?
Ask one of your more experienced male friends to do your wife while you watch. He will show you how it's done. Take notes.
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What is there beyond the universe?
There's nothing but garbage and junk over there, tin cans, old newspapers, empty beer bottles, a bent tricycle that got run over, empty paint cans, black-&-white TV sets and VCRs, and computers with monochrome monitors and MS-DOS.
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Is it possible to believe in God and evolution? Can you explain a bit of darwin and his theory, talk about intelligent design,liberal/mythical view of Genesis. Talk about different points of view- fundamental
It's possible to believe in anything at all, since beliefs don't have a requirement to be rational. You can believe that pi is exactly 3.000.
You can believe that a duck flies upside-down on alternate Tuesdays when you quack instructions to it in morse code.
You can believe that the sky is full of invisible spirits, so many that they're always bumping into one another as they fight with the...
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why don't they teach about intelligent design in America?
ID is taught in Sunday School.
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Do any atheists believe in ghosts?
@MeezterTay
''Ghosts are so easy to prove with evps ''
You don't need any fancy equipment to spot a ghost. Just look for the white sheet.
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Why do fundamentalist receive such bad rap, if fundamentalism means: ? a movement to maintain strict adherence to founding principles
Fundamentalism is the silliest, most childish kind of religious behavior. While it's possible to be a placid, inoccuous fundamentalist it should be observed that Islamic terrorists are also fundamentalists.
Fundamentalists stop learning when they begin believing. Intellectually, fundamentalists never leave childhood to become adults. Fundamentalists accept what they are taught by their...
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Has anyone ever had a true encounter from God, Jesus, Holy Spirit or an angel?
People who claim such encounters are generally hospitalized until they get better.
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Why jesus the holy man had the relationship with a whore ?
Jesus loved everybody. He didn't exclude anyone. That's what he preached.
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Why didn't God just order Adam and Eve to kill Cain(before he killed Abel, so he was still technically without sin) as a sacrifice for eating the fruit?
Nothing happens that God does not want to happen. If God had not wanted Cain to kill Abel he would not have allowed it to happen. God loves everyone and everything. He loves Good and Evil, Angels and devils, puppies and boa constrictors. God is incapable of not loving.
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If God didn't want Adam and Eve to partake of the Forbidden Fruit, why didn't He just make it not exist?
If God did not want Adam and Eve to eat the Forbidden Fruit he wouldn't have allowed it. Nothing happens w/o God's approval. Evil could not exist w/o God's explicit approval. God loves Good and Evil, angels and devils, puppies and hyenas, equally. God loves lovers and murderers, good folks and dirtbags, soft caresses and torture. There is nothing that God fails to love. God is incapable of not...
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Why did God create Eve knowing that she would eat the forbidden fruit?
That's exactly why he created her.
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Fill in the blank: Oh my gosh! I be late for ____________!
I be late for English class!
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I just wonder, is it arousing for guys to know that the girl they are interested in is virgin,or it's not that important for them?
I'm not at all interested in having sex with a virgin. Most of them are too young. And if she's not too young, then I'll wonder why she's still a virgin? Nothing about virginity appeals to me. I'll always choose a woman with experience.
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what does sex feel like????
It hurts really bad. And boys do unspeakable things. You would hate it. Afterward, your bf tells all his friends about you, and they tell all their friends. In a few days, people you've never met, even from other schools, look at you and point and whisper and make weird faces. Basically, your life is ruined.
It's best not to think about it.
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How did life get here?
We don't know yet. It's one of the most interesting investigations in all of science.
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Has Anybody Seen My Missing Mass?
Why do you say that cosmologists are "frantic"? The whole point of cosmology and all science is to investigate, research, learn how the cosmos works and what it's made of. That's their job. But I've never heard of a "frantic" astronomer or any other "frantic" scientist.
You seem to be trying to make a point, but it's not getting through. What are you trying to say? Can you put it into words,...
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Are the far-left and the far-right basically the same thing?
The World's Smallest Political Quiz" roughly indicates where a person's opinions place him on two axes, economic and personal freedoms. It's not exactly what you asked, but it's fun. lol
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What scares you more: the far left or the far right?
The radical righties scare me.
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Can you still believe that 37% of the U.S. pop still think Obama is not a U.S. citizen?... your joking right?
If it's correct, then it reveals how ignorant and gullible some people are. What's your source?
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HELP! I wanted to know if an employee can work at both Best Buy(tv department) and an Apple retail store. Is it a conflict of interest?
Just don't advertise it. Check the employee's manual, or code of ethics, whatever info both companies provide for employees. BTW, what kind of work do you do for each company? Technician?
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If you had to choose one, would you rather speak in front of a large audience or go to the dentist for a root canal?
I've had several root canals. They're not painful at all. In fact, the purpose of a root canal is to RELIEVE the pain of the toothache. Ask your endodontist. Also, speaking to a group of people is fun if you prepare in advance. So I like both.
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Most Christians believe the Bible to be absolutely the word of God. Is it logical to believe that the Bible says exactly now the same thing it said when it was written thousands of years ago?
That's a common mistake. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is the Word of God.
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Whats the last thing a man wants to hear?
Ready!
Aim!
Fire!
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Should Obamacare aka The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA) be repealed?
Yes, with the Public Option. The U.S. is the only "civilized" nation that doesn't have public health care for everybody. We're the only first-world country where citizens can go broke, even lose their homes, b/c they can't afford health care. It's ridiculous and intolerable.
Private health care corporations profit from our sickness, and they look for every possible reason to avoid paying...
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If people came from monkeys?? Then how come each one's strands of DNA are different??
Are you looking for something to believe in or do you want to learn? If you just want to reinforce your existing beliefs, then all you have to do is hang out with people who believe the same as you do. OTOH, if you want to learn, then you can study biology and zoology.
From the general to the specific it narrows down like this:
Science > Biology > Flora and Fauna > Animalia >...
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I told my boyfriend of 3 months last night that I loved him. He said 'I dont know if I love you' back to me. What do I do? Need advice..
Just remain cheerful, keep smiling, and don't mention love again. If he thinks you're clingy he'll dump you. Wait a couple months and maybe he'll come around. It's really hard for guys to say I love you. When a guy says "I love you" it gives the girl power over him. It's scary. I'd rather crawl on my hands & knees through broken glass with wild dogs biting my toes. LOL
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Can you tell me something funny about religion?
Once in our church bulletin (Blessed Sacrament, Seattle) it said, "Mary Magdalene washed the feet of Jesus with her teats."
True story.
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Why is it called a "blow job"?....
When an early human first noticed his penis he experimented to see what he might do with it. He discovered that banging it between two rocks was hardly any fun at all. But when his gf, a hairy cave woman, put her mouth on it he became inspired, and he told her to try blowing on it. (No one had considered sucking on it, fearing that pee might squirt out into the sucker's mouth.)
One day his gf...
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If you found out you had 1 week to live, what would you do each day?
Take out a big loan, buy a yacht, and see how far I could get.
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If you found out you had 1 week to live, what would you do each day?
Get the proper forms and apply for an extension.
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Is it possible for President Obama to make the necessary cuts to save the nation and keep the Democrats happy at the same time?
The media have been obsessing about President Obama's plan to roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans—from 35% to 39.6%.
Under Dwight Eisenhower the top tax rate was 91%. Under Richard Nixon it was 70%.
The tax rate the wealthiest Americans paid on the top portion of their earnings at the end of Ronald Reagan's first term was 50%. As a reward to his supporters, George W....
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Would you attend a church where the preacher, while not directly preaching politics from the pulpit, interspersed little snipes, swipes, digs, etc. throughout his sermon that left it pretty clear where he stood on political issues?
Take notes and call the IRS. It's illegal.
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What is a church pulpit used for?
To hoodwink a gullible congregation.
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What say we abolish religions & religious beliefs & just start all over by simply accepting God does exist -on one's own terms?
Whoa! If we start all over it would have to be w/o god(s). If you insist on starting with the assumption that god(s) exist, then you should also accept the invisible Magic Buffalo. I know he exists, b/c He guides me to green pastures and bubbling brooks when I am parched and dry. Praise and worship the Magic Buffalo!
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What would it feel like to become independent of God(s) and religious beliefs?
I've been independent for years. It feels fine.
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I heard a professor comment that the majority of what passes for news these days is really only gossip. He wasn't just referring to tabloids, but to news that is often considered "respectable". Agree or disagree, and why?
Gossip and 'infotainment' are apt descriptions of most corporate TV news. I check Media Matters to get the scoop on TV pop-news. I don't watch TV for news. It's only good for entertainment, and not very much of that.
I get news from Raw Story and
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How can people really believe there is a god? 1000 years ago, ok, but now? It is so obviously a Santa Claus story for adults, be good or....
Churches appeal to the gullible among us, those least able to defend themselves against such malarkey. I'd like to see the correlation between church members and Fox News watchers.
Churches should be TAXED, like other corporations. (Yes, this raises the issue of profitable corporations like GE that get away with paying no taxes.)
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Good-natured bantering back and forth is always fun. Insults/assaults are not. When the insults start flying do you do your goodbying?
It's your choice to feel insulted or not. If you're very sensitive, you might feel insulted every time someone questions your opinion. When someone tries to insult me I generally examine his comments and look for anything that may be valid. It's hard to insult anyone who declines to be insulted. It's a choice.
This reminds me of John Dryden's (1631-1700) description of True Satire:
''How...
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Why study black history?
The only alternative would be to exclude it. Why would you want to exclude major parts of history?
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Why do some people think the Bible is a collection of fairy tales, when even fairy tales are not just fairy tales?
If ''fairy tales are not just fairy tales,'' then it shouldn't bother you when people say the Bible is a collection of fairy tales.
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Why do Christians believe that they are right above all other religions.Dont tell me the bible, please no more fairy tales. Show me proof.
In matters of religion, Christian or other, there is no proof. It's all based on belief.
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Is it wrong to bring the Bible into arguements when we only have blind faith to tell us if the Bible is right or not and there are other just as beleiveable religions in the world? Should there be a law to stop churches decriminating against people?
I don't know what you mean by churches discriminating against people, but the first part of your Q makes a valid point. Anyone who quotes a bible to "win" an argument is simply unable to distinguish belief from reason (unless the argument is about scripture).
BTW, "faith" and "blind faith" are the same thing.
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Are there any religions that teach reason and logic instead of blind faith?
Religions don't need reason and logic. If you're interested in reason and logic you might study science (or math or philosophy). All religions want you to believe things for which they have no reason, no logic, and no evidence. Religion is the antithesis of science.
Consider these proverbs:
● "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
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Why DON'T you think things happen for a reason? What's the logic?
Reasons occur in somebody's brain. Rocks falling out of the sky, for example, don't have reasons b/c they don't have brains. If you flip a penny and it comes up heads, it's not for a reason. Pennies can't reason. If a tornado rips up all your neighbors' houses and leaves yours intact, it's not for a reason. Tornadoes can't think.
Do you still think things happen for a reason? Whose reason? In...
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Do you believe in the power of Prayer?
No. I believe that two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
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What HTML tags are allowed in this field? Italic? Bold? Heading?
It's pretty limited. AB used to allow colored text, but the last few times I tried it was ignored. They should post a list of allowed tags.
You can use italic, bold, underscore, and links to URLs and pictures that are hosted online. Also some of the common symbols like the bullet, &bull, and the non-breaking space  , are good. (Replace the commas with semicolons ; )
I've seen...
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on a scale of 1-10, how bad is it to sleep with ur dead ex's brother? and why do feel this way?
It's OK. Better than sleeping with your dead ex. Don't worry about it.
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Do you feel rebirth is real?
I think you are admitting that everything in religion is just a feeling, or based on feelings.
In that case, no, I don't feel rebirth is real. I don't feel that invisible spirits are real. I don't feel that heaven, hell, purgatory, limbo, and the Restaurant at the End of the Universe are real, although I give the latter a higher probability than the others.
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For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his own soul ?
You never run out of malarkey. AB should create a special category just for you, so the rest of us can easily avoid it. LOL
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People would say that animals were created by God to be eaten, how true is this in your opinion?
Your question is based on two assumptions:
1. that god(s) exist;
2. that animals were created for a purpose.
Neither assumption is justified. Therefore, the answer to your Q is No.
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If you were a cannibal, who would be on the menu?
Cannibalism causes an incurable brain disease called kuru. Therefore I would choose to be a vegetarian cannibal.
See kuru.
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If christians and muslims could come together what do they have in common?
They share the Pentateuch (first 5 books of the modern bible) and their adherence to the ancient, sacrificial Abrahamic cult.
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If you had to change your religion, which would be your first choice and which would be your last?
I can't choose just one. I guess I'd be a Unitarian, Buddhist, or Rastafarian.
Last choice would be all of the following:
Any church based on the Torah, the Quran, or the Bible, especially Roman Catholic, Latter Day Saints (Mormons), and Southern Baptist. Also Islam, the Manson Family, Heaven's Gate, the Branch Davidians (David Koresh), the People's Temple (Jim Jones), the Unification Church...
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what is on your menu today?
Fresh-ground Costa Rican coffee and whole grain toast & jam (breakfast).
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Have you ever used a word thinking it meant one thing...but found out it wasn't that at all? I use the word Ding Dong to say I've been silly...http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/ding+dong and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ding_Dong
Yes, in France, at a gathering of my wife's professional friends. We were sipping wine and having a polite conversation. I said something about kissing, but I used the word baiser. Everybody got very quiet. My wife leaned toward me and told me the word I had used, in context, meant fuck. I turned crimson and muttered, "Excusez moi." They knew I was American and they cut me some...
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Mind power & (secular) spirituality same thing; could one exist well without such resource?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirituality
I've never understood what "spirituality" means. If it has something to do with spirits (invisible beings), then I submit that "spirituality" is really a combination of dreams, imagination, and fantasy.
Another possible meaning is meditation. Meditation helps people relax, so it's healthy, but I'm able to relax w/o it.
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Do inmates get released on the weekends in Eugene, OR?
Only if they promise to be back Monday morning before 8:00 am.
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Who is your favorite famous asian?
Charlie Chan.
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Guys, have you ever talked about sex with your girlfriend's father or brother?
That's the weirdest thing I've heard in a long time. If I were the father or brother and you started talking about sex with my daughter or sister, I'd kick your sorry ass out onto the street.
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Ever ask yourself? Are you a good/bad person?
I don't like to ask myself personal questions. It's none of my business.
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Have you noticed that things are just really really really really not that great?
Almost. I would go as far as two or possibly three reallys, but not four. Things aren't that bad.
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What are you gonna say to a robot, when they get sentience and ask why we've treated them like we have?
Empathy is far beyond mere sentience. It will be a long time before robots are able to empathize with other robots. First they would need to develop feelings. Then they would need to expand their feelings to empathy for other beings. At some point they would have to develop an appreciation for other robots as important, and worthy of their empathy.
There are so many levels of sentience it may...
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How hard do you try to not look dumb? Do you succeed?
I try to look like my hero.
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Should AB'ers post more questions about where to buy cheap shoes & handbags so the spammers on the site can stay on topic?
Funny!
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what are the first 20000 numbers in pi?
Here is pi to 20,000 places. You can view it in several ways:
# Standard View
# Color-Coded View (large file, approximately 520K bytes)
# Unformatted Text File (i.e., 20,002 bytes)
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what are the first 20000 numbers in pi?
Here's an interesting history of the computation of pi. Starting in 1949 they began using computers.
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what is the great question of Life the Universe and Everything to which the Ultimate Answer is 42.
Paste this into Google:
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
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Can anyone give me two numbers: pick from 1-37.
I could, but I may need those numbers later.
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Can Your Faith Move Mountains?
No, not really.
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Do you mind showing me proof that Judgment Day won't happen on May 21, 2011? Proof other than "Nobody knows the day"?
The invisible Magic Buffalo told me personally that "Judgment Day" is merely a human invention. Can you prove the Magic Buffalo doesn't exist?
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the hose is popped off our water heater do you think there could be a more serious issue than just the fitting?
I've never seen a water heater with a hose connected. I believe it should have only pipes (steel, copper, or whatever is approved by the local regulations). Call a plumber and ask. This sounds unusual.
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What is the secret of a good solar water heater?
Sunshine.
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Can we all pray to GOd to save Japan and its citizens from further earthquakes and tsunamis?
Praying makes YOU feel good but it does nothing to help those in need. If you really want to help, send money to a relief agency.
● Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
Wake up, anil.
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I've never seen The Colbert Report or anything with Stephen Colbert. Is Colbert really that funny?
Colbert was a guest speaker at the White House Correspondents' dinner. I loved his line that Dubya should not be criticized for rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. No, Dubya was rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!
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What makes you cringe? (other than this stupid question.)
A grizzly bear entering my tent.
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My boyfriend has files on each of the ex-girlfriends he dated. Is that normal?
He could be keeping all his options open in case you don't work out. The fact that he allowed you to see his files seems to signify that he wants you to know that he has other options. He sounds boorish.
What if you made up some tell-all files on guys you've dated? It doesn't matter if they're real or fictitious for this purpose.
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Gyro Gearloose, the eccentric inventor created bu Carl Barks, introduced into Disney Comics in 1952.
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Gyro Gearloose, the eccentric inventor created bu Carl Barks, introduced into Disney Comics in 1952.
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Who did I lose my virginity to?
Another way to look at virginity is that it's of interest mostly in paternalistic Abrahamic culture. Christians, Muslims, and Jews are deeply interested in who's a virgin and who's not. Healthy, educated women need not be shackled by those ancient ways. It's a new millennium. Women are allowed to have their own lives, independent of men's whims and expectations.
Here in the western world we...
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We’ve all heard that after marriage it’s the woman who stops wanting to have sex. I call Bull! I know too many women who say it’s just the opposite. Men: Why don’t you want any of the goods?
It's like certain cats that have to chase down their prey. If they find a prey animal dead or immobilized they have no appetite. Some wives are like that, dead meat. lol
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I am a Japanese writer writing a book on men’s behavior. For comparison between countries, I’d like to know (supposing you are heterosexual) if you can spend a night with your friend of opposite sex just chatting. Have you actually done so?
Yes. I've done it a dozen times or so, different reasons and circumstances each time. A few were lesbian friends but not all.
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I fed one of my three dogs a lot of Turkey. Two dogs had bad gas and runny poop. She had bad gas, runny poop, bloody poop and was very ill. Is turkey really that bad for dogs?
You gave them an incomplete diet. You should have followed the turkey with cranberries and stuffing.
:)
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My dogs get out sometimes, A neighbor says my dogs poop in his yard. I picked it up a few times, then... It sounds funny but I know my dogs poop and it isn't thiers. Now he throws poop in my yard. Do I be extra nice or just normal to him?
Some neighbors would poison or shoot your dog. I don't approve, but not everybody seeks my approval. If you let your dogs run free, you will have problems with neighbors. Dogs don't live by human laws.
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neighbor claims that since we are not trying to kill gophers, we are responsible for them in her yard and she will sue us for damages.
People have a right to sue for anything. You can't do much about it other than contact your local legal aid society for advice. This is where lawyers have the last laught. LOL
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My neighbour let his dog come onto my land. The dog killed my cat. I have no redress in law. What should I do?
Dogs and cats don't live by human laws. When people let their animals roam free, they often attack and kill one another. You can make a ruckus and even sue, but you'll just make enemies with the neighbors and you still won't get your cat back.
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My small dog was attacked and killed by neighbour\'s 2 alsations when she wandered onto her land. What action can I take?
Dogs don't live by human laws. When you let your dog roam free, he is subject to the law of the jungle. It's harsh, but when you start complaining or suing, you'll cause a ruckus with the neighbors and you may not get any satisfaction. Just get another dog and use a leash.
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Is radioactivity under attack? America's favorite conservative, Stephen Colbert, studies America's response to the catastrophes in Japan.
[oops]
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Should we close all aging nuclear power plants? There are 23 plants in the U.S. almost identical to those in Japan.
Yes. And two more American plants are about to be built by Tokyo Electric, the same Japanese mfr that designed the Japanese plants.
We also need to send over a delegation of our nuclear energy-lovers to tell the Japanese to stop worrying about their radioactive food and water. Explain to them how much better off they are feeding their kids radioactive food and water than if they had relied on...
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I heard them on the radio playing Obama phrases backwards and saying satanic stuff: "Yes we can" backwards said "thank you satan" and "Let me express" said "serve Satan" ... or something like that. - Is that true or were they just being stupid?
They do that in an attempt to reach the most gullible conservatives, those who think Obama is some kind of evil monster. If you play "Vote Republican" backwards you get "Caribou Barbie." If you lower the speed you get, "Karl Rove is Sarah Palin."
When you play "Bring it on!" backwards you get George "WMD" Bush saying, "I love Saddam!"
"Mission Accomplished!" backwards sounds like George...
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How do you personally get the creative juices flowing?
In my creative days I listened to certain ECM artists like Arvo Pärt, Pat Metheny, Gary Burton, John Abercrombie, Chick Corea, Flora Purim, Jan Garbarek, Ralph Towner, Bill Connors, Terje Rypdal, Eberhard Weber, and a dozen others.
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How do you personally get the creative juices flowing?
Share your answer...
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Why would God create anything that makes him so angry that he burns them for eternity for doing exactly what he knew they will do before creating them? Why would God create people if he doesn't accept how they will use their freewill?
Early humans created gods. Ever since, we've created elaborate systems of explanations, rationales, and excuses that attempt to explain why god does what we claim he does. We call these explanations, rationales, and excuses "religion."
As you can see, some folks take it all very seriously. You might even say, "religiously." LOL!
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Reactions to the Japan earthquake?
The first thing I noticed was how fast the Japanese gov't got involved, inspecting the broken bridges and roadways, delivering food and water to the victims, carrying other victims to temporary housing after their homes had been destroyed, routing electrical power to cities that had lost power, shutting down nuclear reactors as fast as possible to prevent meltdowns.
I compared the Japanese...
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If Republicans weren't hate-filled lunatics who ignored FBI intelligence reports on their terrorist party, would Arizona 1/8 have happened?
That's a tough call. Republicans routinely ignore warnings, even from FBI intelligence reports. Remember the previous incident when right-wing lunatic-fringe Republicans ignored FBI intelligence reports, leading to the worst terrorist attack on the U.S. in our history. Never forget, it happened under George "WMD" Bush and Dick "Dickwad" Cheney:
"WMD" Bush, "Dickwad" Cheney, and Condoleezza...
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Prior to the Arizona 1/8 Republican terrorist attack, did Republicans encourage people to water the Tree of Liberty with peace and tears?
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As you suggest, prior to this terrorist attack in Arizona, Republicans did indeed encourage their own to "water the Tree of Liberty" with blood and tears. See how quickly they back away from it now! LOL
From the moment President Obama was elected, right wing fruits and nuts have used one of Jefferson's letters to justify carrying arms to political rallies. It doesn't take a genius to...
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why is it that we put up wit these "fine print" disclaimers?
The short answer is that corporations use lobbyists to control the government, including the FCC and the ICC (Interstate Commerce Commission). They can do damned near anything they want.
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If God did exist why would science have to give us all the answers?
Science has always given us the answers. Humans create gods to supply answers to questions not yet discovered by scientists.
The word science originally meant knowledge. Knowledge replaces myth. The more knowledge you have, the less myth you need.
There will always be questions not (yet) answered by observation and evidence. These questions will continue to be addressed by mythology....
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How do i cheat in my history test?
i hv 32 chapter's in history to study nd i can't....
my exam starts on 14 dec..plz hurry up..
Are your folks Republicans? If so, just ask them for their version of history. If it turns out to be different from the book, and you flunk the test, ask your parents to have the teacher fired. lol
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What is the best form of advertising a blogger can place on their site to make money?
Get a paper route. Deliver your papers on time every day, and smile when you go to collect. Include a note with your receipt, with your ad printed on it.
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My dad told me that without faith, you cannot communicate with God. How do I find faith?
''How do I find faith?''
By giving up your intellect and surrendering to your feelings and to the counsel of the gullible folks around you who tell you what to believe.
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Loaded frat boys, loaded guns. The NRA thinks college kids should carry guns on campus. Are you smarter than the NRA?
Additional thoughts, from a conservative perspective:
• Why do liberals make such a fuss about kids being killed in gun accidents? After all, the boy who shot the girl said he was sorry! What more do you liberals want?
• Let's just hope the liberals won't use this as an excuse to prevent college kids from carrying guns on campus.
• The girl's father got way too emotional about...
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Loaded frat boys, loaded guns. The NRA thinks college kids should carry guns on campus. Are you smarter than the NRA?
The first choice should read, "Not me! I support the NRA! The more guns, the safer we are!"
AB's edit feature does not permit editing the multiple-choice responses to a poll.
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Have you ever felt nostalgic about something that never really happened to you?
I confess that I have felt these cerebral video clips. I think of them as 'almost memories.' I think they're the products of real memories enhanced with a random flow of neurotransmitters (brain chemicals) in creative people. Really creative people can manage these images and feelings and create poetry. This poem by Wallace Stevens popped into my mind:
A Clear Day and No Memories
No soldiers...
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if i put my cell phone in my bra could i get breast cancer?
Hmm, I need to investigate the situation. C'mon over for your Free mammogram. Don't tell your mom.
Kidding! LOL!
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Is bi-curiosity(is sexuality) real or is it just an excuse to hide you're not bi?
For teenagers, sexual curiosity is normal. If you're still "bi-curious" in your 20s, my guess is you're gay. I'm not a professional so if you're still curious, ask a therapist.
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Do you think God is selfish or selfless?
First, since gods have always been designed by humans, he's whatever you want him/her to be.
Second, according to the most common descriptions of the currently popular god, the god of Abraham, he is perfectly selfish. he does what he wants, when he wants, and he does it for himself.Whatever God does, whatever he creates, it's for himself. He creates humans "to know him, to...
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Don't you think that a world without friction would be a paradise?
Maybe it would be "Paradise" like the "Garden of Eden," b/c there'd be no sex. Not even masturbation. Wouldn't that be ideal for today's Jesus-loving Christians, Southern Baptists, and latter-day "saints?" LOL
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What is RELIGION stopping you from doing LAWS have not caught up to YET?
I want to marry my kitty cat. I know she loves me b/c sometimes she purrs when I hold her. Also, in case she gets preggers, I want her to be able to choose abortion. Your stupid religion won't allow me to marry my kitty cat.
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What's one ( realistic for other people ) thing you'd love to do in life but can't because of circumstance?
I'd like to get a Glock 9mm handgun with a 30-round magazine and visit Republican political rallies and Glen Beck speeches. Not to hurt anybody, just to show Second Amendment solidarity in packing heat to political rallies. I'm sure they would all understand and give me high-fives. Why wouldn't they?
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Is self-improvement selfish or selfless?
It depends on what you do with your improved self.
Afterthought:
It also depends on your species. If you're Shelley the selfish shellfish, you won't get much sympathy no matter what you do.
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Is A Belief In God Logically Viable?
No. But people who believe in invisible spirits don't need logic.
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Is being alive inherently better than being dead?
It's a toss-up. Being dead has a lot of advantages. No insurance or rent to pay. No gas, no electric, no garbage or sewer bills. No phone solicitors. The food bill is cheaper. No nagging to fix the roof, paint the house, clean the garage, or take the dog to the vet.
On the downside, your friends stop visiting. No drinking, no dancing, no crusing around town to pick up girls. Unless you're Jim...
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WHat would your last meal be?
Every meal is my last meal.
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Will dry cat food or something eatable and/or biodegradable work instead of sand on icy sidewalks?
Cat food? It may help the rats from slipping and falling on their rat butts as they scamper about, snacking on the cat food.
An advantage of sand is that it doesn't need to degrade. It is already at its lowest level of degradation, so to speak. Sand is a near-perfect natural resource. You can find all you need in the deserts and the sea shores.
Before you use sand or any other item, call the...
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Libs: Did you know that AZ shooter Jared Loughner is a Bush-hater just like you?
That proves he wasn't completely crazy. He had some redeeming qualities. You can't be wrong about everything.
Thanks for pointing this out. It shows that in spite of all his problems, Loughner is still smarter than Bush supporters.
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How can we indict Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20110125/pl_usnw/DC35601
Additional information from OpEdNews.com:
"U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is amending financial-disclosure forms dating back more than 20 years, in an apparent effort to avoid prosecution for making false statements to the United States government.
"Hal Neilson, an FBI special agent in Oxford, Mississippi, undoubtedly wishes he had been given such an opportunity. He also probably...
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Is it true that only the pure can be really fearless?
That's a meaningless bumpersticker platitude.
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Are you living for a greater purpose?
Greater than what?
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Are you living for a greater purpose?
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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer?
Guns make us safer just as wearing a hard hat protects us from asteroids.
Criminals deliberately target homes where they know they will find firearms. If they meet any opposition (e.g., the homeowner), they kill him and take his guns. It's a popular fantasy that homeowners can protect themselves with their guns. For every case you can find of a homeowner who successfully protects his home...
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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer?
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Why is religion necessary?
So preachers will have a steady source of tax-free income.
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How can we indict Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20110125/pl_usnw/DC35601
More details in this video clip:
ProtectOurElections
Federal prosecutors who have failed to prosecute Justice Thomas should be investigated. This has gone too far.
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Should Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas be indicted?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20110125/pl_usnw/DC35601
More details in this video clip:
ProtectOurElections
Federal prosecutors who have failed to prosecute Justice Thomas should be investigated. This has gone too far.
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Should Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas be indicted?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20110125/pl_usnw/DC35601
More details in this video clip:
ProtectOurElections.org
Federal prosecutors who have failed to prosecute Justice Thomas should be investigated. This has gone too far.
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Should Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas be indicted?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/20110125/pl_usnw/DC35601
More details in this video clip:
ProtectOurElections.org
Federal prosecutors who have failed to prosecute Justice Thomas should be investigated. This has gone too far.
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Isn't it time for Clarence Thomas to retire from the Supreme Court? Besides the fact that he's the least vocal, most authoritarian, he gave the only dissenting vote finding the strip search of a 13 yr. old for ibuprofen unconstitutional.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has admitted that he falsified 20 years of financial disclosure forms. He is now trying to backtrack 20 years and "amend" the forms.
Clarence Thomas, for the past 20 years has checked "None" under "Spouse's Non-Investment Income" on his financial disclosure...
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IF GOD IS NOT MADE UP OF MATTER , THEN GOD IS A THOUGHT? IF GOD CREATED US, WE MUST BE GODS THOUGHT OR ALL PART OF THAT THOUGHT, JUST AS GOD IS OUR THOUGHT.. ..........WHAT DO YOU THINK ? PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS TO SERIOUSLY.
"...GOD IS OUR THOUGHT."
Interesting. God is immaterial, which is another way of saying god is nonexistent. God exists as a human thought in a human mind.
Related: "The invisible and the nonexistent look very much alike.
~Some Famous Guy
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What 'lucky' things do you own?
I think of luck as an attributed quality, not intrinsic. If I flip a coin and it comes up heads, is that luck? Whose luck? Is it good luck or bad luck? I give up. lol
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Who created space?
One
In order to ask who created space you need to ask first, what was there before space was created? If you don't know, then what makes you think something was "created"?
Two
If you assert that God created space, then you must ask, "Who created God?" If you assert that God didn't need a creator, then why did space need a creator?
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Why do theists claim that...
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My daughter asked the tooth fairy in a note what she did with the teeth she collects. She responded that she uses them to make her fairy dust. She lost another tooth and wrote the tooth fairy a note asking how the tooth fairy gets money. Any suggestions?
The Tooth Fairy is a minor deity in the western pantheon of gods & goddesses. Therefore, she borrows $billions from the Chinese, in addition to printing her own currency.
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How many rockets has Hamas launched since 2003?
Shame on the Answerbag staff for this loaded, biased question. Israel is the reason for terrorist attacks against the United States. Middle eastern governments and terrorist groups have told us time and again that our unconditional support of Israel is the reason we are despised and attacked at every opportunity.
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How many rockets has Hamas launched since 2003?
Not enough to defend themselves against Israeli air attacks.
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Does Russia deal with terrorism differently? The prime minister promised revenge NOT justice for the airport bombing in Moscow.
Differently than what?
On 9-11-2001, Saudi terrorists attacked the U.S. using hijacked American planes. What did George W. Bush do?
1. He grounded all domestic flights, except...
2. He provided FBI escorts to ~140 Saudi nationals, assisting them in leaving the U.S. w/o being interviewed (for knowledge of or complicity in the attacks). (
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Who created space?
Here is a list of creation myths. There are thousands.
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Is there a mythical picture in existence of God with wings?
This is your lucky day. Winged god
Caption:
"An eagle-headed Assyrian divinity sprinkling sacred water onto the Tree of Life. Variations of this motif have been found in Mesopotamia, Egypt, Greece, and pre-Columbian Mexico."
Also:
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Why didnt God give us wings?
Questions like this make me feel comfortable with atheism. lol
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I really like this boy and this past weekend we bonded well then he suddenly stops texting me back.. why?
The quickest way to chase a guy away is to start talking (or 'hinting') about your relationship. Girls never learn.
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Is there any proof that Jesus was a real person?
Jesus may have existed, but he didn't make much of an impression with historians. All the holy hoopla was created centuries after his death. He was a minor character during his lifetime. His reputation was created by others, long after the fact.
Just to be clear, it's one thing to accept that a...
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Would you really be in a relationship with a girl who has slept with a couple of guys before she met you?
She sounds like a normal, healthy girl. You're the one with the problem. I hope she figures out soon how shallow you are and moves on.
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Is it possible my boyfriend is having sex with me and is not actually attracted to me?
There has to be some attraction or he wouldn't be interested in sex. Only you can judge how much he likes/loves you.
Another way to look at it is to ask yourself why you're having sex with him? How do you feel? Do you like being with him? Do you feel good about him or not? Do you have doubts? Misgivings?
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Who created space?
Who told you space was "created"?
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Some bloke took the trouble to answer a philosophical Q of mine to inform me that there's only one God. But most Christians I know say there's three Gods. And many eastern religions believe in a slew of Gods. So how many Gods are there?
When you consider that humans have been creating gods since we taught ourselves speech, there are tens of thousands of deities. Here are two lists to get you started:
Polytheistic deities
Names of God...
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Under Christian teaching justice has been brought to many but under Atheism what wrong would ever be righted by what justification?
U.S. law goes all the way back to the Magna Carta. It's not based on Christian teaching, or Jewish teaching, or Muslim teaching, or witchcraft, or the Latter Day Saints.
What school did you attend? When did you drop out?
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Atheists: Do you agree with Christopher Hitchens when he says "religion poisons everything"?
Yes.
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How would Christopher Hitchens fare if he were living in a Muslim country?
What a bizarre question. How would Christopher Hitchens fare if he were living in a nudist resort? Deep in the heart of the African jungle? In a temple of the Latter Day Saints? In an abandoned coal mine? What interest does he have in Muslims?
What does an atheist have to "repent"? LOL
You'd make more sense if you waited until you were sober to post questions. LOL
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Atheists- are most atheists converted or are born so? What made you convert?
We're all born atheists. It's the default condition.
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Does it worry you that the next Speaker of the House, Boehner, tends to cry a lot?
It's all histrionics.
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Does it worry you that the next Speaker of the House, Boehner, tends to cry a lot?
It ain't easy being orange.
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What do you think of the constant arguments between Christians and Atheists on AB?
AFAIK the "arguments" all originate with theists. I don't know any atheists who care one way or another what theists believe. I know you (theists) believe in invisible spirits with magical powers. Some of you believe in fairies, the Magic Pumpkin, the Easter Bunny, or Puff the Magic Dragon. As long as you don't try to preach your quaint beliefs in tax-supported public schools, it's fine with me.
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Christians take their moral code from the Bible. Where to Atheists look to for moral guidance? Do Atheists believe in morals?
We atheists base our morality on humanism, not on superstition (imaginary, invisible spirits).
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Do you believe that Atheists have a lower set of morals compared too Christians? Agnostics?
An atheist's morals are not based on fables of imaginary, invisible spirits, such as gods, ghosts, or gollums.
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Have any of you atheists ever tried to seek God or are you all too proud? I am not trying to attack so please don't take this question that way. Just curious. Also, how many of you are atheists because of christians and some of their hypocritical ways?
Have any of you theists ever sought the Great Pumpkin? The invisible, Magic Buffalo? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
How can your life be complete if you don't worship Puff the Magic Dragon?
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Why has atheism never been viewed by the world as a positive thing about life?
Don't be silly. Atheism has always been viewed by the rational as the only positive choice. The alternative is naked, superstitious savages who dance around campfires, and well-dressed savages who attend churches, who hypnotize themselves into believing they are "eating and drinking the body and blood" of their "savior." How can anyone describe their bizarre, irrational behavior as...
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What do you think of the new Speaker of The House Elect John Boehner?
Orange John is not very statesman-like. He snubs President Obama every chance he gets. A few days ago Boehner snubbed the president, who invited him to attend the funeral in Arizona for the 9-y/o girl who was murdered. Boehner chose instead to attend a fund-raising cocktail party for a fellow Republican.
Boehner has also refused to attend three official state dinners for important...
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If you could say one thing to John Boehner before he becomes Speaker of the House, what would you say?
I would quote the immortal words of Vice President Dick Cheney to Senator Patrick Leahy and say, "Go fuck yourself."
~distinguished Republican Vice President Dick Cheney
on the floor of the Senate, June 25, 2004
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Have you seen me?
I spotted you on the milk carton. Is there a reward??
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Do Atheists actually respect people who believe in God?
Of course! I respect all who believe in god(s).
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Paul said Jesus came to save the worst of sinners,I being the chief.I was the same way,still can't understand why Jesus chose me,I was as bad as they come,yet He bore my sins on calvary.Christians aren't you glad He bore your sins?
"Paul said Jesus came to save the worst of sinners...."
That was simply the dope slang they used in those days. It meant, "Bring 20 empty suitcases and $100,000 in unmarked bills. Don't try anything funny or we'll keep the girl and the donkey. If you want the white powder you'd better follow the instructions."
See how much better sense it makes after you translate it?
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I was a wretch,I treated my parents like garbage,and treated God worse,ephe.2:1-3 was me,and then with all my evil sins against God,verse 4 came along,BUT GOD in all His mercy,saved me,bore my sins on calvary.Christans aren't you glad Jesus loves you?
"...and treated God worse...."
Do you seriously believe in a god who is so weak that you can hurt him?
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If Jesus died for all man,and bore their sin and payed their debt,then that means God cant send anyone to hell.So then can you see that Jesus didn't die for everyone,just his elect?How could God send someone to hell that Jesus bore the sins of?
"payed their debt...."
He hasn't paid me yet. He still owes me $5.
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Why do atheist keep asking can you prove God?Why cant you just open your eyes and see that this couldnt have just happened?The Bible says someone who doesnt believe in God is a fool= someone who says in their heart,there is no God.
"Why cant you just open your eyes...."
When you open your eyes you won't see a god.
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What God do you believe in? or are you an atheist?
First show me your selection of gods.
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Does an atheist encourage atheism or would just prefer that religious people ease up a bit on the concept of blind faith a little?
I encourage atheism but only as part of encouraging students to think. You can't seriously search for evidence when you think you already know that some god is behind everything.
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Atheist: Is your greatest contention with religious adherents (in general or of a particular faith), the concept of religion itself, or the concept of a superintending God? (Honest question, I mean no offense.)
I have no "contention with religious adherents" unless they scream, block traffic, and wave their bibles, qur'ans, torahs, and watchtowers in my face. That rarely happens, so I'm good. lol
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Does the atheist have 'faith' that god does not exist or is it faith in yourself and what you believe?
Neither. I have no faith.
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Have you ever helped an atheist realize God does exist? Not trying to attack athesists, I hear their viewpoint but I know and understand there is God.
"I know and understand there is God."
No, you don't. You're merely making a claim.
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What is there to 'know' about a God that don't exist?
Nothing.
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Why is it that some people (not just theists) claim that atheism is a form of faith? What's the logic?
Atheists don't assert a god's non-existence, they just don't buy it so any ideas?
It's usually theists (believers) who claim that atheism requires faith.
I'm a lazy atheist. I have no faith. I simply don't believe.
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(Atheists) Do you not believe in God, or are you waiting for evidence? (or something else). Very serious - trying to understand.
Gods are imaginary, invented by people who aren't satisifed with their lives. They want something additional, and so they hope for an "afterlife."
God-people can't tolerate unanswered questions. When they learn that the origins of the universe are unknown, they immediately create a god, and insist that their god must have created the universe.
When you ask a believer who created this...
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Atheists. Do you not believe that you will suffer what you must to understand?
In other words. Do you really think that God is not going to disclose Himself to you at some point so you can make your decision?
Are you sure you're sober? Atheism means I don't believe. All your blather about "God" is froth and barm. Your ability to imagine a god does not cause a god to spring into existence.
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The "Atheism" category is a subcategory under "Religion." Do you think this is appropriate, since atheism is LACK of religion?
It's no worse than listing "bare feet" under "Footwear." It doesn't bother me. We atheists aren't concerned about such trivia. The folks who fret over atheism are the believers. lol
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Will atheism remain trendy in 2011?
Atheism has never been trendy. Theism is trendy.
"My god can beat up YOUR god" is trendy.
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What does it take to convert an atheist to a theist?
A god.
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Atheists, so what do you believe in?? What is the point in your life if you not going to heven or hell??
@he-man
"What is the point in your life if you not going to heven or hell??"
This is how I answer a believer:
Someone has given you a gift. Instead of saying "Thank you!" you ask: "What's the point?"
The point of life is life itself. If you believe in a god, then stop asking, "What's next?" and say, "Thank you!"
Shame on you, he-man. You are ungrateful.
As an atheist, I don't have...
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came home and found my uncle having sex with my mom, and she was talking real dirty!!! they dont know I saw them, dont know what to do now??
What do you want to do?
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My father use to say, "you can put that in your pipe and smoke it", nearly everyday. Did you father have a catch phrase? what was it?
My dad used to say, "If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times: DON'T EXAGGERATE!"
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Tea Partyers! Palin's pals! Beck believers! Who's next in your crosshairs? If you can't win elections by voting, are guns your answer?
Fox News Reports No Link Between Matches, Gasoline and Fire
Beck Busts ‘Mainstream Media Myth’
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The Fox News Channel today attempted to bust what it called a “mainstream media myth” by reporting that there was no link between matches, gasoline and fire.
“Gasoline and matches don’t start fires,” said Fox host Glenn Beck. “People start...
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What do atheists believe about creation?
We have no belief(s) about creation.
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What is the derivation of the term "rock & roll"?
Rock and roll is a euphemism for sex, going back decades in the music world. There are many variations and alternatives, such as, "Rock me, baby, all night long."
"The word jazz was originally a verb--slang for having intercourse. Rock has related etymology. In the twenties, rock and roll also referred to the sex act, as in Trixie Smith's 1922 blues recording whcrc she sings "my man rocks...
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Where did the phrase "put that in your pipe and smoke it"? originate?
Is it rude?
That came from the Great Tobacco Famine of '59.
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What's the origin of the phrase "Enough is enough"?
That was mine. You can use it if you send me $5.
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Have you heard any entertaining metaphors lately?
Yes. I never metaphor I didn't like.
((c) Mr_Natural)
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Is the world really an illusion? If so, why is the Creator-God real, but not His creation?
The world is real. Gods and religions are illusions.
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Are people paying the price of their suffering due to keeping the distance with the almighty?
What does it mean to "pay the price of suffering"? This sounds like another meaningless religious question.
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Do you agree to - No God, no peace. Know God, know peace!
It's a bumpersticker. Every religious belief can be reduced to a bumpersticker. All of your questions are from bumperstickers.
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Are you an atheist ? Isnt it irrational ?
Atheism is perfectly rational. We are all born atheists. It's the default state, the pure state. Theism is irrational. It's the willful pollution of your mind with imaginary beings.
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Is the statement "You can't prove a negative", a negative statement?
Yes.
So what?
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Atheists, so what do you believe in?? What is the point in your life if you not going to heven or hell??
"what do you believe in?"
Atheism means I don't have to believe in anything.
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What can Atheism offer the world?
Atheism is the default state, the way we are all born. Atheism is purity. You pollute a child's mind when you fill it with imaginary, invisible spirits such as those you call gods, angels, devils, ghosts, or gollums,.
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Are there any valid reasons to believe in God?
The only valid reason is if believing makes you feel good. For many of us, feeling good is an insufficient basis for imagining god(s).
You have eyes, ears, and a brain. Why not put them to use and learn about the real world? Why invent gods?
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Why does God love us?
B/c you designed him that way.
Gods do what their human creators have designed them to do.
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When God says "ye shall have no other gods before me".. WHERE did all the OTHER gods come from?
WHERE did all the OTHER gods come from?
All gods are dreamed up by humans.
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Im moving in with my boyfriendinto his large house. his 9 y/o daughter has her own room and uses an extra bedroom for a playroom. we need the x-room for my daughters so they no they are welcomed anytime " home" from college. he is afraid to tell her? HELP
"he is afraid to tell her. HELP"
You've moved in with a guy who is afraid to confront his 9-y/o daughter? And you are afraid to tell him how you feel about it?
Looks like you've made a big mistake, lady. lol
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Tea Partyers! Palin's pals! Beck believers! Who's next in your crosshairs? If you can't win elections by voting, are guns your answer?
Has anyone else noticed that the only emotion expressed by the radical right regarding the Arizona murders is that Democrats might "score political points"?
Half a dozen innocent people were murdered, including a 9-y/o girl. The only response from the right is that the little girl was "perfect cannon fodder," and "the Left jumped on this like a hooker on a crack rock to blame...
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Since the libs say it's all the fault of Palin, Beck, Limbaugh and Co., why not set Jared Loughner free?
Sure, on condition that he live with you.
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What is Rush Limbaugh trying to cover up by taking down his "Straight Shooter" billboard in Tucson days AFTER Jared Loughner's attack?
Thanks for posting this. I was just about to post it myself. I understand that in this particular case it wasn't the drug-addicted dirtbag himself who authorized the billboard but a local Clear Channel station that carries his dirtbag show.
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Tea Partyers! Palin's pals! Beck believers! Who's next in your crosshairs? If you can't win elections by voting, are guns your answer?
Additional information:
America's right-wing terror machine uses a technique called stochastic terrorism, one of the same techniques used by Osama bin Laden to incite terror. Understanding stochastic terrorism requires mental focus and an IQ in the double digits. Not all readers will understand it.
Quoting:
"The stochastic terrorist is the person who uses mass media to broadcast memes that...
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Palin doesn't think she shares any responsibility for the Arizona shooting. Do you agree?
America's right-wing terror machine uses a technique called stochastic terrorism, one of the same techniques used by Osama bin Laden to incite terror. Understanding stochastic terrorism requires mental focus and an IQ in the double digits. You won't have any trouble, but the right wing script kiddies won't get it:
Quoting:
"The stochastic terrorist is the person who uses mass media to...
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Should Steven Hayes, who was convicted of capital murder in a home invasion case in Cheshire, CT receive the death penalty?
More to the point, should criminal defendants be tried in the media, such as an online public forum that solicits amateur, non-legal opinions as if they had some legal merit? Doesn't this create a misleading impression that personal opinions, based on haphazard evidence gleaned from other public media (maybe even Fox News), can lead to a fair conclusion?
How about including a disclaimer in the...
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Do rhinos raise their young?
Not very well. Rhinos let their teenage daughters wear revealing clothing that leaves almost nothing to the imagination. It's just not right.
Young rhinos are not taught...
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Death penalty for the mentally ill???
Yes. In Texas the mentally ill, the mentally retarded, and the innocent are executed. Texans believe, if you don't execute the mentally ill, the retarded, and the innocent, how will they ever learn?
The mentally ill of Texas who somehow escape execution become their politicians. This is how Dubya became governor, and later,
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Tea Partyers! Palin's pals! Beck believers! Who's next in your crosshairs? If you can't win elections by voting, are guns your answer?
Share your answer...
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Does Sarah Palin have a shot in 2012?
Yes, I believe she'll take a shot at a congresswoman. Or encourage someone else to do it.
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How many exclamation points are too many?
IMO, one is too many. Exclamation marks are for the lazy, the language-impaired, and marketing agents. If you can express yourself verbally then you don't need exclamation marks.
Marketing: (New! Improved! Everything must go! Lowest prices! Guaranteed!)
The lazy and the language-impaired. Somebody pay attention to me!!!!!!!!
History's greatest literature was composed long before the...
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What would you do if total stranger smacked you on the butt?
A total stranger, you say? I'd just have to get to, um, know her better. Then she'd no longer be a stranger!
"Now, don't be a stranger, sweetie, ya heah?"
BTW, Frank Zappa wrote a piece called The Perfect Stranger. Now, I realize that nobody's perfect, but we can...
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi stated that 500,000,000 will lose their jobs for every month we delay in passing the "stimulus package". The US population is only 305,745,000. So, is she just stupid or is she fear mongering?
"is she just stupid or is she fear mongering?"
Neither. The figure Pelosi cites is clearly and obviously an error. Only a fool or a Republican would pretend that she deliberately tried to mislead the public. I'll bet she corrected the error within 5 minutes of that speech, but that's not important to you, is it? LOL.
The real question, then, is "Are you just stupid or are you fear...
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Are the Communist Democrats retarded saying it would be stupid to over turn Obama Care and that it Balances?
Communists and Democrats are two different parties. You can verify this with simple Google searches.
We have Obama Care b/c we want Obama Care. That's why we voted for Obama, and why he won with an overwhelming majority. He's doing what we elected him for. The radical-right "conservatives" have been pissing and moaning ever since, but you're in a sad little minority and there is nothing you...
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What do you call volunteer work you do for other countries?
You may be asking about non-governmental organizations that coordinate volunteers to work inside other countries. Such agencies are called (predictably) NGOs.
The "treason" answer is ignorant, narrow-minded, and plain silly. Americans do useful work in nearly every country in the world....
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Do you think the world would function better if women coverd themselves? MODEST dress not exposing their flesh and body parts
I used to belong to a nudist recreation resort. It was only the few who wore clothes who stood out as unusual or weird. Except on Halloween, I won't even talk to women who hide behind masks. It's insulting to men. I'm just happy if they don't explode.
Don't get me wrong. I'm an equal-opportunity anti-religious spokesman. I think all religious folks live in a shadowy cave inhabited by evil,...
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Just how many Religions are there in this world?
Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands have come and gone. Every religion that exists today will eventually be replaced by others.
It's important to believe that every religion is the One, True Faith. If you want to be One with Bubba, you must visit every church, mosque, synagogue, and roadside chapel, and pray fervently for whatever it is those folks believe.
Go now, and sin no more.
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Who made god? If god made this world and all who made him?
"If God created the universe, then who created God...?"
To say that "God did this" and "God did that" are simply alternate ways of saying "I have no idea how it happened." God is a word used as a substitute for knowledge.
When you know how something works there is no need to say, "God did it."
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I have no issues with my b/f watching porn, but he watches "teen" stuff and some almost violent porn. I have 3 daughters, one is filling out and looks (body wise) a lot like the girls in the porns. Should I be concerned?
I'd be asking him (and yourself) a lot of questions. Like, how do you think [daughter] would feel if she knew you were masturbating to images of girls just like her?
I don't think your dtr would be comfortable if she saw what he was doing, and therefore the guy is almost certainly not an appropriate male role model for her.
You need to ask him some point-blank questions.
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Is a male watching porn the same thing as a female who never watches porn but uses toys?
No. One is a male who watches porn. The other is a female who never watches porn but uses toys. You're simply describing some differences in sexual preferences between two people. I don't know why it should matter, unless you're so far apart you can't enjoy sex with each other. Does one of you think it's a problem?
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Ah the irony.NoScript giving me script errors.Why so many script errors for everything on FF,even things that are supposed to minimize them?
I've learned of a new script-blocking add-on for Firefox called Ghostery.com. I just installed it a few hours ago and can't make any claims for it yet. I got the link from a savvy guy who says he's used it over a year and likes it.
And here is an anti-spam site called
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What will happen if there will be no politician ?
Politics in general means solving differences w/o using violence. When two people, or two groups, or two nations disagree on an important matter, they can either come to blows or they can send in their diplomats (politicians) to work it out. If you get rid of politicians, how will you resolve political problems? With bombs?
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Is relationship counseling expensive?
Yes.
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Why would a man who thinks porn is fine, have a problem or be intimidated by a woman using a vibrator?
He wouldn't.
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What is the worst, most torturous way a person can die that you can think of?
Being stuck in a room full of dullards with a TV set blasting "FoxNews" 24 hours/day.
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alright this girl likes me i like her and i really dont know how to ask her out my friend said to ask her alone one on one should i do that?
If you like her enough you'll think of a way.
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Ah the irony.NoScript giving me script errors.Why so many script errors for everything on FF,even things that are supposed to minimize them?
I finally dropped NoScript after using it for a year or so. In my case I wasn't getting script errors. I was simply spending too much time figuring out whether to allow or deny every damned new script. There are 1000s of them. And if you block the wrong scripts you miss whatever a site has to offer (both good and bad). Instead of NoScript I now use AdBlock+, Malwarebytes, a good AV, a router...
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What is that you get once in your life time and there is no replacement?
Your Social Security number. Hang onto it!
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Have you ever thought that otherside of the world is better than this world ?
I hear the grass is greener there.
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If robots and computers are doing most of the real work (force times distance), why are so many workers getting over weight (fat)?
If a computer can perform work, then we should be able to measure that work in traditional units: joules, ergs, kilowatt-hours, pound-feet, newton-meters, and other standard measures. If you can't measure the work, then how can you claim that work is being performed?
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How did the universe begin? It began with a BIG BANG. Well everyone knows that. But how did the BIG BANG happen, in the first place?
It's unknown. This is why men created gods, to fill in the blanks and create "answers" to the questions he couldn't figure out. So you're free to fill in whatever you like for pre-Big-Bang history. Until we figure it out.
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If I say Christmas Day, you say?
Tomato.
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If robots and computers are doing most of the real work (force times distance), why are so many workers getting over weight (fat)?
There is no "force x distance" being performed in a computer. Just calculations. Specifically, adding zeros and ones.
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Do you know that a person's fart can be caught in infra red cameras?
If you made a movie of this phenomenon, would it be called "artsy-fartsy"? lol
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What material is most infra-red transparent?
Probably a metal like copper.
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If Jesus was born today, would He be accepted by society as a Savior?
No, of course not. Most citizens of the 21st century are much too sophisticated to fall for the "prophesying" of crackpots who claim to be gods. There will always be a few who buy the nonsense, join the cults, drink the kool-aid, and die for their prophet. But they are a gullible minority.
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What does the wariors against terrorism wants?
to finish terrorism?
OR
to finish terrorists?
What do the warriors against terrorism want?
George W. Bush suffered great political embarrassment when he ignored the many warnings from his own spy agencies that the attacks of 9-11 were imminent (i.e., about to happen).
Attacking Afghanistan served two purposes for George W. Bush and his administration. One, it created the illusion that the United States was "doing something,"...
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Is terrorism the new paedophilia?
I think terrorism is the new fundamentalism. When you're willing to stifle your intelligence to allow yourself to believe things that make no sense, then others who refuse to stifle their intelligence become your enemy. Thus atheists become the enemies of believers.
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What exactly did Jesus mean when he said, "It is finished!"?
He realized he had made a terrible mistake, that he was never the "son of god" as he had boasted, and he had misled 1000s of people.
All his life was wasted spouting delusional rhetoric, and now he was about to die and there was no way to go back and beg forgiveness from those he had misled.
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who else loves micrawaved meals? i cant eat home cooked meals anymore.
You crack me up! You could be among the first of a newly-evolved subspecies, homo fastfoodius. Or homo styrofoamius. My niece used to love those cuppa noodles-type things, just pour in hot water, wait a minute, and suck up the super-salty, chewie noodle paste. lol Actually, my niece was in the forefront of the newfood revolution. I'm a geezer and I wonder, after the next cataclysmic event...
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Must you lay a shield to protect your mind from evil sensations and influence all around you? Or let them fill you to the brim?
Yes. To be safe, people who believe in invisible spirits (both good and evil) should wrap their heads with aluminum foil.
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Does acupuncture therapy help women who cannot get pregnant?
Yes, if the acupuncturist is a male.
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I am a guy and into bestiality and i have a female dog i penetrate her vagina?
Get a note from her veterinarian.
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You know the popular statement: "most people use less than 10% of their brains" ? well, how do you enhance use of your brain power?? do you know any tricks?
You betcha. I can sit, stay, fetch, and play dead. That's 90%. I save the rest to sniff the hot bitch next door.
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Bradley Manning allegedly released the diplomatic cables to WikiLeaks. Is he a hero?
He's a hero and a patriot. American children are taught that our government is "of the people, by the people, and for the people" (president Lincoln said so in his address at Gettysburg).
If it were true, i.e., if we the people actually governed ourselves, then we certainly would not need to keep secrets from ourselves.
Our government is owned, lock, stock, and barrel, by the...
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Is just looking at a girl's body a sin? Is that considered lusting, or is it only lusting if I stare for a while? I'm 18 and when I see a girl in a tiny little skirt I sometimes can't help but look, could I really go to Hell for this?
"...could I really go to Hell for this?"
You're already in hell.
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Why is Lust a sin.........?
It's not. Without lust, life would not exist. The planet would be a big ball of of rocks.
When Christians discovered that sex felt good, they declared it a "sin." This gave the clerics a handle by which to control it: You must submit to a church ceremony (marriage, preceded by baptism) before we will allow you to have sex. Even then, you must follow our Big List of Rules (dogma, canon), such...
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If a guy makes $35,000 a year, and works 40 hours a week.. How much does he make per hour? How would you figure that out?
The magic divisor is 2080. That's the number of work hours per year, assuming 40 hrs/week x 52 weeks/year.
Google has a handy built-in calculator. Type the numbers into the Google search bar and hit ENTER:
35000/2080
More information
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A guy commented on one of my posts on Facebook. I said that I wanted to go see the Harry Potter movie and his comment was "I want to see it too...." written exactly like that. Do the numerous dots mean something or am I looking into it too much?
It's a misuse of the ellipsis, a punctuation device made of exactly three (3) dots in succession.
Technically, for the literate, an ellipsis means that part of a quotation has been omitted.
Forum kiddies and school drop-outs use random numbers of dots to imply that they might have more to...
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My brother asked for me to help him practise kissing.... should I?
This is a great question. You can show him how to take control w/o being pushy and aggressive. Show him how to be sensitive and detect what a girl wants and doesn't want at the moment. At the same time, you might learn a bit more about dealing with guys.
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Which is the most powerful nine-letter word one will acquire it?
Petroleum. You acquire it every time you fill up.
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i really want my mother badly,and i am thinking of having sex with her, can anyone help me, i dont know how to approach her?
Is she a recent immigrant? Get her enrolled in ESL, English as a Second Language. After a few months you can ask her.
Or find a porn site and show her a picture. Point to your mother, then to the female having sex. Then point to your penis and point to her vulva. If she doesn't get it, hold her shoulders and do a little dry-humping.
Or make a circle with your thumb and fingers of one hand...
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Is it normal for me to want to have sex with my mother
Yes. It has been known for many centuries. Approx one century ago, Sigmund Freud named the mother-son sexual attraction the Oedipus Complex (after the Greek play, Oedipus the King, by Sophocles).
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Is it true that children produced from incest are likely to suffer from mental illness?
This is a common misunderstanding. It's the older generation, fretting constantly about sinful behavior, who suffer from amental illness. Even multiple generations of inbreeding doesn't produce mental illness, unless other genetic factors are present.
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Why is this century referred to as the 21st century?
The 20th century had just passed and the 22nd century was still 100 years off. "21st" was convenient.
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Who is the leader of Roman Catholicism in the 21st Century?
Traditionally the Catholic Church has always been governed by a "collegium" (executive council) of bishops from all around the world. The bishop of Rome (the pope) is said to be the "first among equals."
The point is, the church is governed by its bishops, not by any named individual.
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Who believes that the biggest difference between Obama and McCain is that, McCain is a leader from the 20th century, and Obama is a leader for the 21st century?
McCain has never been a leader of anything from any century. McCain is merely a surly right-wing curmudgeon who favors starting wars on credit, to be paid for later, same as other Republican politicians.
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Wouldnt it be wonderful if Jesus came back now?
What would make it any more "wonderful" than the first time around? He was a PITA. Nobody likes a party-pooper who goes around wagging his finger and telling others how to act. We have Ned Flanders. We killed him then and we'd kill him again. And look at all the trouble he has caused, as bad as any other self-righteous goody-goody. Leave bad enough alone.
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Atheism - Is it best defined as Lack of spiritual knowledge?
Poor anil! Don't they have dictionaries in your country?
lol
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guys how do you feel about different colored areolas/nipples? 1 of mine is noticably darker than the other & im kind of self-conscious
Welllll, we ARE entering the holiday season, with blinking lights and yingling bells, so what I'd like to see would be colorful nipples alternately flashing red and green, and get a gentle whiff of pine fragrance under your arms and betwixt your quivering thighs. Is that what you were thinking?? lol
On breast and nipple color, Shakespeare's famous sonnet put it into timeless perspective:
"My...
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How would you feel about a close friend making sex jokes with the guy who sexually assaulted you?
The "friend" who makes sex jokes with the guy who assaulted you is not taking you seriously. I'd be outraged. Women I know who've been raped wanted more than anything to be taken serously, esp. by their friends. How can you still consider the joker a "close friend"?
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Weird Ex-Friend with Beneftis....
The first part of fwb is friends. This guy just sounds weird. Maybe there's something else going on in his life that he wants to keep separate. Who knows. Unless he's the only guy within 500 miles and you're desperate, I'd make other friends. In my experience, fwbs have always been easy-going, fun, come on over for dinner, let's go for a hike, I'm having trouble with nnn and can we talk...
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I want to suck a a guys dick for the first time in front of my wife. She is dominate, but never ask. What's the best way to bring it up?
Rub it.
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Atheists - why do you criticise God?
@Anil_m
1. Is your god so frail that he needs you, a human, to defend him/her/it from criticism? Surely a real god could not possibly be so weak as to require little anil, a mere human, to defend him/her/it from this criticism you speak of?
Perhaps, anil, you have somehow selected a frail, timid (or even non-existent) god from the pantheon. Do you wake up at night and hear your...
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Are there more somebodies than nobodies or are we all everybodies?
I've noticed a few busybodies.
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I'm absolutely in love with my best friend. She just makes me want to be a better person. We get along so well, & if I were forced to make the decision now, I'd marry her in a heartbeat. We have such a good friendship though. Should I risk telling her?...
"I'm absolutely in love with my best friend."
What more could you want in a wife?
Why do you need to be "forced" to make a decision? Are you looking for someone with whom you can have a lesser friendship? How bad a friendship do you need? :)
You really need a shrink for this one. I wish I could hear you explain it:
You: "We get along so well... We have such a good friendship... I'd...
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guys/girls,iam male 21 years,male.Have a cousin who is of 18yrs.How can i make her agree 2 do oral sex with me[ie,my penis into her mouth]?
1. Find out what language she speaks.
2. Learn that language.
3. Ask her.
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i wanna fuck my younger sister!! me 40 shes 35...i think she would ,i am nervous as hell her bent over the bed in panties makes me superhard
Nobody here can give you permission. Ask her, not us.
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OK has banned the application of Sharia law in the state. Isn't an attack on one religion an attack on all religions?
Religious zealots are the same the world around. They all know, in their cold, dry, shriveled wrinkled, black hearts, that their "god" loves them and hates their enemies (meaning: everybody else). What matters to the Radical Christian Right is pretty much the same as what matters to all the other sons of Abraham (Muslims, Jews, and other Christian sects): "Love me, Lord, and help me kill my...
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Which professional's words do you trust the least?
Any of them can lie to you, but in addition to lying, the police can shoot you, taze you, and put your ass in jail or permanent cold storage.
I've had good and bad attorneys. Over the years I've hired three for various legal work. Two of them worked hard, for reasonable fees, and got results better than expected. The third charged more than double the first two combined, and he seemed to work...
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Was NPR justified in firing Juan Williams?
You're overlooking the real question: if the employer (NPR in this case) does not have the right to hire and fire employees, then who does?
I thot you slack-jawed righties were opposed to outsiders, such as the government, telling businesses what they can and cannot do--such as hiring and firing employees?
Didja all change your minds, after FOX news told you to be indignant?
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Is Al Gore the greatest president in American history?
@Tallyman
Your Oregon-based "petition project" is a joke, perpetrated by one man. Most of the "signatories" were fictitious, either non-scientists, non-climatologists, or names from the obits. Don't feel bad; you're not the first sucker to get sucked into the "petition." It's a political scam, not a scientific "consensus." You even follow it with your quotation from Michael Crichton that...
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What types of food do homosexuals eat?
Homogenized milk?
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Do you agree that manual driving is a very primitive way to move a machine?
It's the internal combustion engine that's primitive, esp. the reciprocating engine.
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How can I make my wiper blades work better?
Stop using them to wipe with.
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What will replace cotton balls in the future?
Hemp balls. They're multi-purpose.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting?
Nope. No matter whom you rape it's considered rape.
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It's my opinion that atheism is a type of religion? It's a belief in nothing.
Probably a stronger than the Christian or Jewish religion, since they are steadfast in their non-belief.
"atheism is ...a belief in nothing."
that's not the definition of atheism.
Nothing else in your Q makes sense, either. Whatever class you took, you need to repeat it.
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What does it mean when a guy pushes you away?
It means you're standing on his toes and he's in pain. Back up 10 cm and offer to drive him to the Emergency Room.
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What does it mean when a guy pushes you away?
It means you were just about to step on a land mine, and he saved your life. Thank him, and then invite him to your place for dinner.
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There is a girl i loved since middle school but i never told her that i loved her, now we are both college graduate and im hurt that she is going to marry with the guy i always suspected to win against me, all i am blaming is myself what should i do?
After all that time has passed, you're still moping. I think you've been using this girl as an excuse to avoid dating other women. Did you expect the girl to remain chaste and unmarried while you watched her from afar, too timid to make a move?
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Should a guy be able to hit a girl, no matter what the situation?
Guys should hit girls only for important things, like, say, he takes her to McD's and buys her a Big Mac, fries, and a coke, and then later she won't put out, or even give him a bj.
Seriously, it's not ever acceptable to hit a girl, unless she's trying to club him to death with a baseball bat or stick a Bowie knife between the ribs. And before he hits a girl he'd better have a broken...
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What part of a zoo do/did you like best? Why?
The snake and spider petting zoo. For 100 visitors who enter, only two or three emerge from the other end. It's located next to the Soylent Green processing plant, a good place to get snacks.
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Do you think it is possible
that the Lord God was behind (the cause of) the 'Big Bang' "theory"?
Of course it's possible. But that only leads to the next question, "Who or What created your "Lord God"?" If you believe that EVERYTHING HAS A CREATOR, then you must answer this question. Who or What created your "Lord God"?
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What do you think of hunting (as in wild game - deer, moose, geese, etc.)? Are you for it? Do/would you eat wild meat?
Beaver is my fav. I never get tired of eating beaver. Just remember to wash it. For a real treat, shave it.
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Atheists-where do you get married, if not in a church or temple?
In a church. Why not? It's traditional. People who attend and/or participate in a wedding are generally uninterested in the theology associated with that particular pastor or that particular building (church, temple, mosque, garage, etc.). Atheists have a lot more freedom than those who believe in invisible spirits and sacred texts. I've been in dozens of churches with friends, for various...
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ANYONE needs serials or keys for any software? Just post it and you may be lucky for free.....
WinXP Home, to install on my 2nd PC.
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What do you think of the stoning of the Iranian woman accused of having several affairs?
The Iranians have stricter moral laws than we (the U.S.) do. However, if the Christians have their way, we'll catch up soon.
Death sentence:
It's ironic that religious folks, who base their beliefs on the world's all-time best-known man of peace, are the most willing to commit violence in his name. These follwers of Christ folks are the first to demand to go to war (e.g., George W....
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out of these way to dump someone witch one would hurt more....
Just tell him/her politely, away from others who can hear, "Look, we've had some good times, we both had fun, but I just don't see us as a couple. I don't think we're cut out for each other. I find myself losing interest."
Make it clear that you are telling him your feelings. There is no way to argue with somebody's feelings. Don't blame it on anyone or anything. (Do NOT say, "I have...
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out of these way to dump someone witch one would hurt more....
Share your answer...
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How do I remove Norton AntiVirus without a password?
Better yet, stay out of the registry and download the free version of Revo Uninstaller:
CNET
(It's easier to find and download the free version from CNET. Revo wants to sell you their Pro version.)
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Why does religion divide people ?
Everybody wants to believe that his/her religion is the One, True religion.
Example: The Apostle's Creed (common to Catholics and other orthodox churches) includes the words, "We Believe in the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church" (many variations are used). The Creed derives from the Nicene Creed, which seems to have originated at the
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Have you ever been to a hot springs?
~ Please share your experience
ya, many times. They're fun. Everybody frolics in the nude, even in the middle of winter. I go only to the free ones, where you usually have to hike in. Don't drink the water! It may be polluted with some kind of bacteria.
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What is the power usage of halogen lighting?
Halogen bulbs generate a lot of heat, and therefore use more power than LED or compact fluorescent bulbs. Heat = wasted energy.
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What is the difference between creed and dogma?
Creed is what you believe. Example: the Apostle's Creed; the Nicene Creed. The word comes form credo (Latin). It means "to believe."
Dogma means the specific rules & principles a church requires its members to accept and live by. If you disregard or reject these rules, you might be excommunicated (formally evicted) from that church.
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Do more white dudes like blondes or latinas?
I think we (white guys) tend to date whatever race is available. If there were only 3 white girls in my school or community, all dating other guys, and the other girls were all Latinas, it wouldn't bother me at all to date Latinas. I think most people gravitate to their own race when enough women are available. But it's not a rule. I've dated Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, and others I...
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Do you think people having a license makes are country safer?
Sometimes. When flying, I try to pick an airline that requires the pilot to have a pilot's license.
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When you apply for a rebate for some product, do you always get the rebate back in the mail?
Not always. Once or twice I've received a rejection of my rebate claim. Once they gave the reason as an incorrect coupon or some clipping I was supposed to enclose in the envelope. I know I had enclosed it. There was nothing I could do about it. Rebates are handled by a separate company, not the product mfr. Rebates are all they do. It rarely does any good to complain to the mfr.
They make...
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What's the worst thing for a child to see their parent/s doing?
I agree, it's fighting, with no reconciliation. The child learns to fight, but doesn't learn to reconcile afterwards with his/her spouse.
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what's the worst negative trait?
Mass murder. It's just rude.
Some years ago we had a mass murderer in the Seattle area known as the "Green River Killer." It took years to catch him, and the sheriff of the dept that caught him, Dave Reichert, is taking full credit for the capture, and running for political office based on his false boast.
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Is the Ferrari the fastest car in the world?
Can't say. I haven't had my 1999 Subaru automatic up to full speed yet. Bring on your overrated Ferrari! We'll meet out behind the drive-in at midnight, when Elmo, the town cop, is home in bed.
All entrants bring a case of beer. Winner takes all!
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what do real boobs feel like
Incredibly soft and warm. And cuddly.
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I am a bloke whos Wife is one who thinks men cant multi task,but I drive a car,now is driving a car multi tasking or just one task?
But can you drive a car and chew gum at the same time?? :)
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Can/Do you multi-task? Do you think you are compromising by not doing one task at a time?
I first learned of "multitasking" in the 1970s, as it was used in computer hardware (I was studying the Digital PDP8). The CPU could perform only one instruction at a time. It would allocate nn clock cycles to one task, then mm clock cycles to the next task, and so on. To the operator it appeared to be doing all tasks at the same time, but internally it was really doing one task...
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Why are humans now too proud to receive sympathy?
Sympathy from non-humans?
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BBC News (3 MAR 2009) reports that two ultra-Orthodox Jewish newspapers have altered a photo of Israel's new cabinet, removing two female ministers. Your comments? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7982146.stm
What strikes me is the similar disdain toward women held by the Orthodox Jews and the Muslim Taliban.
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When, if ever, do you think it is okay to tell a lie? (2009-10-24)
From one hour before to one hour after closing time.
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I don't really put much emotion into sex and this bothers my partner, how do I become more emotionally attached/available during sex?
I think it depends on how you feel about the guy you're with, and how he feels about you.
BTW, I grew up 10-15 miles from you. :)
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Is it okay to tell people a lie?
Yes, but you must ask me first. When your lie is ready, post it here and ask me for permission to tell it. Fees are minimal, typically $95 to $250, on a sliding scale, just to cover costs.
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Is this site reliable or fraud?
Ahh, you're too smart. We're all fraudulent. None of us actually exists. It's like a big hall of virtual mirrors, created by a mammoth central server called "Son of Colossus." There is no way out. No offense, but you'll die in here. Hope you don't mind. Whoever recommended this site must have wanted you out of the way.
I could be wrong.
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Do you find women with power attractive?
I'll assume you mean political power, not a body builder or a weightlifter. I don't find anyone with power attractive. I couldn't stand to live around a man or woman with political power.
I find intelligent, educated women attractive. A woman mathematician, phycisist, astronomer, or other scientist makes my socks roll up and down. I also like women in the arts, poets, painters, sculptors,...
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Do you find women with power attractive?
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What does abba, father mean?
It means you've found some of your dad's old LPs of a Swedish rock group. from the 1970s.
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What if aliens came to earth, announced a god named Zardoz. Had pictures of that supreme god and visited heaven every few years. And informed all other religions they were way off?
It is well known that Zardoz is the one true god. I think he's Australian.
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Would an all-out battle to the death between representatives of all religions be a sure way to tell whose God reigns supreme? Presumably those whose God carries them through the battle to victory would clearly prove that theirs is the one true God?
"all-out battle to the death...."
You know, that's a good idea. Let's set it up in a big sports arena. $100 apiece for tickets. I'll take $95; you can have $5 plus the popcorn and weenie concession. Time's a wastin'.
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Is living under the sea a viable housing option? What are the pros and cons of living under the sea?
Pro:
You don't have to pay undersea property tax (yet).
Con:
It's cold and wet, and hard to breathe.
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I bought my long term boyfriend a humerous card. When I presented it to him he looked as if he was going to be sick! He got mad and said, "Who told you to get me an f'in card anyways!" Turns out he thought it was a romantic card...why did he act like this
He's a dickhead. Good thing you found out before marrying him.
OTOH, keep in mind that all guys are different. It's the same with girls: some girls HATE getting funny cards, others like them. There's no answer to "What do guys like?" and "What do girls like?" It's "What does this individual like?
Maybe he wanted a funny car and you weren't listening closely. :)
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what does it mean if my gfriend want sleep with me
"want" or "won't"?
She's probably very tired and she needs rest. Be very quiet and don't wake her up.
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What does it mean, when you eX- tells you " I love you " but we cant be together !!! " if he / she really loved you wouldnt that person would wanna be with you and work it out, u know like give it a chance???? i am just confused how can you love me?
It sounds like he's trying to let you down gently, unaware that he's just making it harder on you.
+++ OR +++
He's trying to hold on to you but keep you at a safe distance, so you'll be available as an emergency backup gf in case his new gf doesn't work out.
Either way, dump him and move on. He doesn't love you.
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Should the US be pissing away taxpayers dollars like this?
From the JTA report:
"...an agreement struck by President George W. Bush that guaranteed Israel an average of $3 billion in defense assistance a year for 10 years starting in 2007."
Imagine if we (the U.S.) would instead keep that $30 billion for ourselves, and use it to...
• support our own public universities, so they could offer loans...
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When did women start wearing pants?
The "Great Answer, Professionally Researched," omits the practical consideration that in times past, a woman in a skirt could squat and pee without baring her butt. In the last 100 years or so it's no longer relevant b/c indoor toilets and public toilets are available almost everywhere.
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Do any women in New Jersey over the age of 18 have the guts to kick me in the balls without feeling guilty?
I hope you get a long line of volunteers. PLEASE, somebody, get a video and upload it to Youtube. Tie the rascal to a pole first, so he can't bend over double crying and weeping in pain, or run away.
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Spiritually peaking (or otherwise)... how do you define sexuality?
Sexuality has nothing to do with spirituality. You are born with sexuality. "Spirituality" is (IMO) a concept created by man to justify believing in imaginary objects, like invisible spirits (ghosts, gods, goblins, gollums, et al).
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What should the government do about the 33% wage gap between married men and single men? Why no outcry over this obvious discrimination?
You've made your outcry. Problem solved.
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How long would you "clap" for an encore "Rape me" from Courtney Love?
"Rape Me" was written and first performed by Kurt Cobain. The lyrics you've posted appear to be your own.
I can't find any reference to your lyrics. Do you have a source? Were you stoned when you typed them? Smells like bad acid.
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Who wrote America the Beautiful?
We imported it from China.
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I want to wake up in a beautiful forest right now. What about you?
Shhh! Just fix breakfast and let me sleep. I'll wake up when I smell the coffee.
:)
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Israel's leading ultra-Orthodox party, Rabbi Ovadia Yosef say all Palestinians should perish. How will this impact peace talks?
IMO, neither the Israeli leaders nor the Palestinian leaders have any intention of making peace. It seems to be traditional for semites (both Hebrews and Arabs) to nurture resentment for centuries. I think it's an ancient tribal custom. It's their version of the
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What type of flower should one give a first love?
A dandelion. It means, "Can you come over and mow my lawn?"
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If you were given the second chance to love the same woman ,would you give her the same love to her as before you have loved her?
No. I broke up with her for a reason. Why do it all over again and repeat the mistake?
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A question for the feminists out there in the US...What's your opinion of Palin?
NOTE:
A spammer has hijacked this thread with several (four so far) commercial posts. I've reported those I've seen, but it wouldn't hurt if others did the same. At least one of these spam posts has been up 12 hours already. How long does it take AB to respond/
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How many lovers will a U.S. woman have in a lifetime?
Depends on how long she lives.
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How many lovers will a U.S. woman have in a lifetime?
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Why do women hate the word "cunt"?
My ex-gf used the word to mean simply her vagina. I was amazed the first time I heard her use it matter-of-factly (no shock value).
What it meant to me was that she had taken "ownership" of the word, and stripped it of its usual shock value and offensiveness. I never heard her use it around others. She was smart enough to know how it would be taken by most folks.
That's how language is used...
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Should I confront my dad about drugging me? I don't know what happened, but something DID. Physical evidence in vagina.
What makes you think it was your father?
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I had sex with another guy after i had already been with my current bf but at the time he wanted nothing serious with me. should i tell him?
Keep it to yourself. There is nothing to be gained by confessing to your bf, and a lot to lose. Experienced lovers keep a lot of things from their partners, not b/c they enjoy lying and having a secret life but b/c they know what will happen. Keep it to yourself and have a good life with your bf.
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How should authorities in Chile tell 33 miners stuck under ground that it may take three months to dig them out?
Be subtle. With their next meal, send down some red-and-white striped candy canes and a few of those Xmas cards that play Jingle Bells and "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear." Then send down some pencils and paper, and ask if they've given any thought to what they want for Christmas.
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Can my employer alter my time card to avoid overtime especially if I was not given a break but the alter the time card to say I did?
You need to talk to your union rep. Be careful when you discuss this with your employer. If he fires you (for some made-up reason) you'd have to take him to court, and it would be hard for you to prove.
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Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
Yes, and now it wants me to call every day!
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When you do something, and it doesn't feel right, but someone continues to tell you to keep doing it, should you keep going?
It depends on what it is. If it's your mother telling you to wash the dishes or clean your room, no matter how wrong it feels you'd better just do it.
Since you're not saying what it is or who is telling you do keep doing it, you're on your own.
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Do guys want girls to call or should we wait for them to wonder why we haven't? I didn't talk to my guy for about a week and said "If I don't contact you you have the ability to contact me" and he said " and you don't", does he want me to text/call him?
Some guys do, some guys don't. We're in a transitional time of changing customs. You have to figure out what he prefers, just as he has to figure out what YOU prefer. It's a compatibility thing.
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Some guy asked me to go on webcam and I told him it was broken, which it was, but he said all the girls say that and other guys have said the same. Do lots of girls lie about having a webcam or it working, why not just say you don't want to use it?
I don't have one, but I can guess why teenage boys want to see you. It's safer to say you don't have a webcam, unless you're talking to your granny and she wants to tell you, "Oh, my, how you've grown!" etc. Your granny is the only one you can trust! :)
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How to resize partition???
The only safe way is to back up your system, apps, and data. Then partition your disk as desired, then format each partition, and then restore your system, apps, and data using the same program you used to make the backup.
Look up your disk make and model online, and see if the mfr has any special recommendations.
You don't need any of the commercial partitioning programs. I don't trust any...
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It has been five years since Hurricane Katrina. What lesson did you learn from that experience?
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It has been five years since Hurricane Katrina. What lesson did you learn from that experience?
Don't ever elect another Republican president, esp. if his last name is Bush. Dubya flew right over the New Orleans devastation in AF-One, looked at the people hanging off their rooftops, and flew on to Crawford, TX, to take another vacation.
He didn't give a shit about directing FEMA and other tax-supported relief agencies to provide disaster relief. With no leadership, it was havoc.
It was...
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what is your most positive characteristic ( maybe often commented on by others)?
My most positive trait is my humility. I'm probably humbler than anyone else on this website, and maybe on the entire Internet. I'm thinking of offering lessons for others who want to improve their humility, but they'll never catch up with me. So don't even try.
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What is an intresting fact about Timothy McVeigh?
He was a white Christian supremacist.
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What was Timothy McVeigh infamous for?
Tim McVeigh was a white Christian supremacist. Because of this we must never allow white Christians to build a church near the OKC Federal Building. It would be hailed by white Christians as a Victory Church and a concession to white Christian terrorists everywhere.
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Guys, when you see a hot woman, wearing revealing clothing, do you like to watch or act on it, figuring she's easy.
"Act on it"? Not sure what that means. I pour cold water down my pants until my pulse returns to normal. If she still looks hot, I pour cold water down her pants, and then run like hell b/c I'm about to get arrested. There is no safe procedure for dealing with a hot woman (any woman with temperature 37C or 98.6F). The best move is to get outta there and gape from a safe distance.
The...
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I understand that a large mosque costing an estimated £100M is being considered in London (England), to be built in the docklands. Muslim community in the UK is casting its vote in droves. What are your thoughts?
My thoughts are illustrated by this report:
Study: Build mosques to prevent Islamic radicalism
Summary: strong, healthy Muslim communities are are more likely to resist (quell) any potentially dangeorus extremists among them than an oppressed, despised Muslim community would....
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Does owning a nuclear bomb make you safer?
I am just now completing the assembly of a DIY (Do It Yourself) compact fission device in my basement. I plan to test it on the Bikini Atoll, where the U.S. tested its nuclear devices 70 years ago. I just need to persuade those pesky natives to move away from the place where their ancestors have lived for countless...
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What does it mean when a girl ignores a guy? What does it mean when a guy ignores a girl?
It means "Not interested."
Move on.
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If someone answers with just gernal answers when asking them a question, How do you reply back to it ?
No need to reply.
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Does anyone else think that Rap music is turning into garbage?
Rap is a means for people with no musical or literary talent to sell CDs to people with no taste.
There may be exceptions but I don't think they're called Rap. They fall into some other category.
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Does a woman wearing a thong turn you off? Why or why not?
Here's the sexy model I was looking for, in her hot thong. Let's see if AB's capricious picture uploader is working today.
Here is a link, in case the picture doesn't upload. Now we can see how a thong makes a girl look sexy. :)
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Why are men turned on by a women wearing a thong
Not I! Here's why:
It ain't pretty
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Does a woman wearing a thong turn you off? Why or why not?
Personally, I think they're disgusting. The back string pulls up into the girl's butt. A thong seems to cry out, "Please! Look at me! I'll do anything to get your attention! Puh-leeeze!"
Bikinis are fine. Nude is even better. A thong is just disgusting. (personal opinion, obviously)
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We met thru a friend over the phone, spoke multiple times (he's called each time and called the day after I gave him my #) text's frequently, uses "pet names" and when I ask when we will meet, he says he'll "call me".Why can't we just make a date?
He's still waiting to get a note from his wife.
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this guy im hooking up with is gonna finger me and i wanna make sure we have a good time, any tips??
1. Make him wash his hands and trim his fingernails.
2. If he starts to unzip his pants, just say no.
3. If you're too shy to tell him these things, then you're too young.
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Aaack! I just read that you're only 14. Forget it. You won't be able to stop him from doing whatever he wants with you, and the consequences can stay with you the rest of your life.
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Do guys like having having sex with women who act like dead fish in bed?
No. I broke up with a nice woman for being totally passive in bed. Once I even rolled onto my back and pulled her on top of me. She lay perfectly still. No movement, not a word. It would have made a comical sex tape. Maybe call it, "Trying to Wake the Dead w/o Success."
She could have been dead but she felt warm, so I didn't call the coroner.
After about 3 dates I didn't call her any more.
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Men; What do you look for in a woman when it comes to sex?
"What do you look for in a woman when it comes to sex?"
I look for her vagina. If I can find that, the rest is smooth sailing.
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Should these two men care if I start fucking them both? Good idea?
Sometimes it works, sometimes not. It depends on the 3 personalities, individually and collectively. I've had two such experiences and there was no lingering animosity or resentment. As far as I know I'm still friends with all involved. I've lost touch, but only b/c we've all moved in different directions.
Remember Truffaut's
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How to give a blow job? My guy is 16 & I'm 14. It will be my first blow job.. but he is very expierenced. I'm scared. How do I do it?
Ask your mom.
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IS THERE A CHARGE TO REGISTER ON THIS WEBSITE?
Send me $20 and we'll call it square.
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I've been considering going on a diet eating nothing but lead, does anyone have any tips for me?
It is written,
"Man cannot live by lead alone."
You'll also need mercury for a balanced diet.
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If you were going to have a 3some would you prefer ffm or mmf?
LSMFT.
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Just why won't the new answerbag accept that I am in fact female?
Jeez, you'll just have to post a few photos that emphasize your, um, female attributes. Yah, that's the only way I can think of.
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Is the will to destroy a person's life for no other reason than entertainment making me an evil person? Is entertainment not a good cause?
An "evil person" with a "good cause"?
"Good" and "evil" are fuzzy terms that recall ancient mythology and traditional moral dualism.
Since (based on your own words) you're asking about yourself, I'd say you were a psychopath or a
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I got involved with a married man. Now before you judge me, I did not know that he was married. This man is a compulsive liar.
You need to get prepared before you go to court. First, you must have a clear idea of what you will be asking for and why (legally) you are entitled to it.
Second, try to anticipate any arguments your [man] might make, and be prepared to counter them.
Third, do all you can to GET AN ATTORNEY. Legal services for the indigent are available in many cities. You need better advice than you...
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What is the greatest injustice, whether personal or public, that you know of? Why does this injustice disturb you as much as it does?
Torture, murder, and genocide (mass murder).
They're all injustices, whether they "disturb" me personally or not. (My personal feelings are irrelevant.)
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How many more innocent people have to die to find out drinking and driving DO NOT MIX!? Is the math not visible? Greater penalties?
"How many more innocent people have to die...?
Twelve. I worked it out with my calculator and actuarial tables.
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Guys: would you date a stripper/exotic dancers/girl that reveals herself to anyone willing to pay??
Yes, and I did, and why not? It was just a job. What's the BFD? Does it make the Baby Jesus cry if people see your nipples? (The only difference in exposure between a bikini and topless is nipples.) If she's totally naked, you see a little fluffy bush. {gasp}
This lady was a good mother, with three well-behaved, loving kids. They got love and care from her.
Do you think you're better than...
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Do you think it's possible to achieve a world where everyone is an atheist?
We will probably never have a world that is disease-free, pollution-free, germ-free, or religion-free. In general, our best bet is to focus on educating ourselves and our children. With education we can learn how to reduce pollution, minimize sickness, and keep ourselves clean and generally healthy. The more educated we are, the better we understand natural phenomena, and the less need we have...
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I always date younger guys. I currently like a guy that is 4 years younger than me. He is 19. Is that too young? My other bf's have never been more than 3 years younger. Why am I so attracted to younger guys?
"...4 years younger than me."
"Is that too young?"
Too young for whom? Too young for me, too young for you, or too young for the people you hang out with?
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A friend of my husband just pop out of no where in the past 3 months & now she cant leave him alone she calls him all the time, friends of mine say when I ain't there they flirt. One time I caught him in her bedroom with the door closed. What should I do?
Open the door (and your eyes).
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What would a guy think if a girl he was interested in turned out to be a virgin?
There is no need to tell him. Just remember that it's YOUR BODY,
and don't let him do anything dangerous, like unprotected sex.
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How do atheists view the world?
It's a Bucky ball. I'm sure of it. For a while I thought it was a tetrahedron. Later I believed it was a cube or an octahedron, or possibly even an icosahedron. But now I'm absolutely sure it's a Bucky ball. But it could be an icosidodecahedron
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What attracts Atheists to a Religious forum?
I do it for the money, the prestige, and the home-baked cakes and pies in the church basement after the service.
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Atheists only: how many babies have you sacrificed to Satan today?
Twelve.
Wait--who is "Satan"? Another invisible spirit, like your gods?
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Does Judaism permit organ donation?
"Does Judaism permit organ donation?"
Yes, but no harpsichords, pianos, or celestas.
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My sister wont let me see my niece because I want a sex change, what do i do?
A gender change is mostly superficial. You're still the same person: same body, same brain, same personality, but masquerading with different genitalia. While it may seem to you like the fulfillment of a dream, it confuses the hell out of everyone else, esp. those who knew you in the original gender. In this respect I think it's selfish.
I've never seen a sex change that resulted in a...
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have you ever sexually fantasized about someone who you would never tell anyone about.tell me about it.
I'd better leave it at that. :(
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Should I be having sex with my ex-boyfriend?.
I did the same with an ex-gf. We knew we weren't as compatible as we had originally thought but we were very close and we remained friends. We continued having great sex for about a year after we officially parted.
There are many reasons for having sex. As long as you know why you're doing it, and I think you do, then it's nobody's business. Obviously the sex is satisfying a need....
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Should science play a bigger role in our society?
Yes. Most lay people (non-scientists) are astonishingly ignorant of science. Science should be emphasized more in public schools.
A key problem is the inability of many folks to distinguish knowledge from belief. Knowledge is science. Belief is everything else.
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Are there any Ab user's that have a complaint about this site? List it here!
1. The name doesn't always indicate a person's gender. Members should be required to check either Male or Female in their profile. It's hard to talk about certain subjects when you don't know if it's a he, she, or it. It's still possible to lie (e.g., a male who checks "Female), but we can't filter out all weirdos. Most people tell the truth.
2. No one should be allowed to use "Anonymous" as...
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We are an older couple. My wife is a successful, even powerful, corporate businesswoman but cannot lubricate for sexual intercourse unless I first bring her to an orgasm but by then I have usually lost interest myself.
Are you complaining about giving your wife an orgasm when you know that it puts her in the mood for love?
If you're not turned on when a woman in bed with you is having an orgasm, the problem is clearly yours, not hers. Do you expect her to lubricate just by seeing you naked? That works for a teenage girl with a brand-new, buff boyfriend, but I don't picture you as a Playgirl model.
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Just why won't the new answerbag accept that I am in fact female?
Ahh, some of us are well aware and grateful that you are female. :)
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Atheists:What do you call yourself if you've converted from a religion to atheism? Born-again?
What do I call mrself since I've converted from a religion to atheism?
De-programmed.
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Are atheists owned by the Devil or......?
I used to be owned by the Boogeman, but he sold me to Freddy Kruger. If I can demonstrate that I'm shockingly evil, then I can become a free agent and work for Rupert Murdoch at FoxNews.
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My computer is out of space! Does anyone know how to retain space?
I've used CleanUp! 4.5.2 for several years now. It's a free download, it's fast, and it's small (takes up very little room on your disk). You can easily set it to leave certain types of files alone if you wish. For example, I uncheck the box for Cookies so it won't delete them.
I also uncheck the box for "Wipe...
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What role does science play in atheism?
One can be an atheist w/o any formal science education.
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Are scientific theories proven?
In sicience you don't have a theory until it has been proved. Before it's proved, it's just a hypothesis (like a very educated guess).
Even after a theory has been proved, it's possible for someone later to find an error, or find new evidence, and disprove the theory.
That's how science works. Every conclusion is subject to further scrutiny and possible disproof. Most theories are...
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Im 18 yrs old nd am having a physical soon.the last 4 years i went2 the doctor and he never asked me to remove one artical of clothes NORMAL
I always ask girls to remove their clothes, and I'm not even a doctor. I just play one. ... Now, where did i leave my lab coat and speculum?
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Im 18 yrs old nd am having a physical soon.the last 4 years i went2 the doctor and he never asked me to remove one artical of clothes NORMAL
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Can one be too intelligent for one's own good and defeat the purpose of life?
Only if the 'purpose of life' is to be stupid.
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i had a mechanic fix my car. i cant pay him right now. he says he can come and tow it away now with a mechanics lien. is that true?
I agree with the first 3 answers. You're lucky you didn't get your teeth knocked out.
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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer?
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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer?
@TAPrice
"there may even be whole batalions which defect, not to mention those who are loyal to hte people but stay in the military to damage it from within."
That's why I call you and your ilk "right-wing fear-and-hate-mongers." You are preaching open insurrection. You are traitors to MY COUNTRY, the United States of America. Our gov't was elected by legal vote, and you want to overthrow my...
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Should we worship the Holy Spirit? If so, how do we worship it?
What works best for me is to build a driftwood bonfire on a deserted beach. If I can't get to the beach, I light off a pile of tires in a vacant lot. Then I get naked, paint myself purple*, and dance around the fire until daybreak, chanting "Nam myoho renge kyo, Holy Spirit, let's go!"
*It's OK to experiment with other colors. Find a color that works best...
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Should we worship the Holy Spirit? If so, how do we worship it?
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Instead of your own success, is it possible to sell your soul to prevent someone else from becoming a rockstar?
Of course it's possible, if you can find someone willing to pay for it. But why would you want to prevent someone from doing what he wants? There are worse careers than being a rockstar, although I can't think of one just now.
I sold my soul once. I tried to get $10 for it, but the highest offer was $2.50. Not bad, considering that I wasn't using it for anything. The nice thing is that you...
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What is the best budgeting software?
Microsoft Money has been discontinued by Microsoft. It is no longer sold or updated. If you find a copy somewhere, you'll be on your own.
"Important notice: Microsoft Money Plus is no longer available for purchase. All purchased Money Plus products must be activated prior to Jan. 31, 2011. Online services extensions are no longer available for Money Plus."
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Why is obama pushing cap and trade when over 50 percent of americans no longer believe that human activity has an effect on climate change?
"...socialist propaganda and AL Gore's profit scheme."
Precious! :)
1. What "socialist propaganda" are you imagining?
2. Al Gore was born into wealth. He was wealthy long before became involved in climatology. What do you imagine is Al Gore's 'profit scheme'? What kind of "science" is that silly accusation? :)
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The very expression "climategate" is...
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Is science a social construct?
The assertion (the quotation) is absurd. Science is based on investigation, evidence, method, and rational thought. It is not peculiar to "one particular culture (our own) in the circumstances of one particular historical period."
The scientific method began to evolve long ago. Example:
"An Egyptian medical textbook, the Edwin Smith papyrus, (circa 1600 BC), applies the following...
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What was a jester in medieval times?
Surely you jest--if I may call you 'Shirley.'
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Why is Jesus still worshipped, despite clearly fitting the "Mythical Hero Archetype", similar to Oedipus, Romulus, and Theseus? (see the link in first answer)
"Why is Jesus still worshipped, despite clearly fitting the "Mythical Hero Archetype...?"
Jesus was the antithesis of the mythic hero archetype. The heroes are represented by the likes of Gilgamesh, Beowulf, Achilles, Odysseus, Aeneas, and others, all hard-charging he-men.
The character of Jesus has been painted, whitewashed, repainted, and touched up by 1000s of scribes over the...
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Im a straight man, but recently i have been having gay thoughts. I want to experiment with homosexuality to see if im gay. What should i do about my urges to experiment with homosexuality? Blowjob? Handjob? Anal? which first?
Buy half a dozen dildoes, ranging from small to large. Insert one at a time, starting with the smallest, and work your way up to the largest. If it hurts worse and worse the larger they get, you're straight. If they feel better and better the bigger they are, you could be gay.
Here's another test.
You're drinking beer with the guys, and every few minutes one of them stands up and says, "I...
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Who should be the first flaming gay man in space?
How do you know there haven't been a few already? Do you look for bulges in their space suits?
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UNIVERSE ... What do you think is at the boundaries of the Universe? ... are we like insects within in a huge glass jar.
There was a big fence at the end of the universe to keep the Mexicans out, but they got in anyway. Now there's just a restaurant there.
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Given the huge advances in Neuroscience in recent years, do you think we may have a cure for religion within your lifetime?
Education is a good cure.
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Is Wellbutrin an effective treatment for anxiety? Can't it cause anxiety?
Most say no, but some doctors prescribe it for anxiety. Bupropion is usually prescribed for depression, augmented by an SSRI (like Sertraline).
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Should pharmacists be able to replace brand-name products prescribed by doctors with generic medicines?
My clinic prints prescription forms with a note under the doctor's signature that says, "Substitution permitted." I always ask for the generic version when available, for the savings. As far as I know, it needs the doctor's approval, but nobody fusses about it around here.
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Do you believe that global warming is occurring?
You're confusing science with religion. Religion is belief. Science is knowledge, based on measurements and calculations.
Check the links I posted in the comments under Artful Bodger's answer.
Science is not belief.
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Does an FM receiver help with radio static?
Most static is AM, amplitude-modulated. An FM tuner is nearly impervious to AM signals, including static. However, a very high voltage transient, such as lightning, can act directly upon power supply and/or the audio amplifier in a radio, causing crackling in the speakers.
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How a radio receiver works?
• A radio receiver has an antenna, which picks up minute "radio frequency" (RF) signals from the air. Many receivers have a built-in 'loopstick' antenna, concealed inside. The antenna picks up 1000s of signals from 1000s of transmitters, all mixed together.
• The mixed RF signals are delivered from the antenna to an RF amplifier and a tuner. The tuner selects the desired frequency of the...
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You're offered the gift of mind-reading, to read the mind of everyone who's making eye contact with you. If you accept however, you'll never be able to turn off your telepathy, and you'll istantly know every thought of everyone. Would you accept?
That sounds like a telephone party line. Everybody talking, I mean, thinking at once. No, thinks. I mean, no, thanks.
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You've been offered everlasting life and eternal youth. The price is... nothing, but you cannot change idea at all. Once accepted, you'll be ageless and immortal forever, without even the possibility of a second thought or suicide. Would you still accept?
Will there be unicorns? Fine wine? Hors d'oeuvres? What good is everlasting life and eternal youth if there's nothing good to eat? I'm in the mood for a roast unicorn sandwich right now, with Dijon mustard and horseradish.
"Immortal forever"? Are you from the Dept. of Redundancy Dept?
"you cannot change idea at all"?
I have no idea what idea you're talkikng about.
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Can you combine the power of two amplifiers?
You didn't say but I'll assume you're thinking of audio amplifiers, not RF or microwave or anything exotic.
The easiest and safest way is to connect each amplifier to a separate load. For example, amp A drives the left-hand speaker(s) and amp B drives the right-hand speaker(s).
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What does it mean when a younger girl looks at an older mans crotch
It means his fly is unzipped, but she's too polite to say it.
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Is patriotism logical?
Patriotism makes people gullible. Hitler used it to win popular support for invading and occupying neighboring countries.
Hermann Goering was Hitler's Nazi Reichsmarshall and Luftwaffe-Chief. Goering recounted the political strategy:
"Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the...
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if i eat tuna fish everyday breakfast lunch and dinner will i loose weight??
Tuna and many other fish are contaminated with mercury. Mercury is a heavy metal (not the music) and it's very toxic. You are strongly advised to limit your intake of tuna and certain other fish.
Google mercury in tuna for dozens of sites that explain the mercury contamination problem and offer dietary suggestions.
Examples:
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Your 40 year old friend says he's a virgin. What would your reaction be and what would you say?
Some possibilities:
• He's an ex-priest, ex-seminarian, or Irish Catholic;
• He had traumatic childhood experiences, such as a mother who had sex with him;
• He has a physical impairment, such as genital mutilation or undeveloped genitalia.
At age 40 I'd assume that he has already consulted with doctors and therapists who couldn't help him. I'd suggest that he get a life (work, hobby)...
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what does it mean if my 17 yr old boyf cnt gt hard?
Femmedivine covered ~ 5 possible causes. Another possibility is that he is getting laid with another girl (or boy) that he hasn't told you about.
It's not a good sign if he won't talk about it.
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Why won't anyone on this site answer this question?
sqrt(-2)
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I need to find out the value of a resistor needed to protect an LED in a series circuit. The battery in the circuit is 9v, the LED requires 2v and the max current is 20mA. Can you help me?
The resistor needs to drop 7 volts @ 20 mA.
R = 7 / 20 mA = 350 ohms
350 ohms is not a standard value, so look for a 360 ohm, 5% tolerance (orange-blue-brown-gold) or a 390 ohm, which is available in 5% or 10% tolerance (orange-white-brown-gold or orange-white-brown-silver).
The power (heat) dissipated by the resistor is:
P = V I = 7 V * 20 mA = 140 mW. Round this up to 1/2 watt for safety....
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A 10 Ω resistor is in series with a bulb and a 12 V source.
(a) If 8.0 V is across the bulb, what voltage is across the resistor?
(b) What is the current in the circuit?
(c) What is the resistance of the bulb?
a) V = 12 V - 8 V = 4 V across the resistor.
b) I = V/R = 4V / 10 ⦠= 400 mA.
c) R = V/I = 8V / 400 mA = 20 â¦.
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Will a diode in a 24vdc circuit allow you to see only half of a resistors value across the two legs? The other day I was testing for an EOL resistor in a circuit and with the + lead on the red wire and the - lead on the black wire I could
A diode in a DC circuit will either conduct fully or not conduct at all. There is no "half of a resistor's value."
Forward-biased, the diode will introduce a small voltage drop which is easy to measure using a voltmeter across the diode (or by reading a spec sheet).
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Sir if i have 12 volt dc and 45 ma current in simple electronic circuit whats value capacitor used for given volts and ampare kindly breif me with formula and detail examples however i easily understand it
Insufficient information. What are you building? A filter? What frequency? Half wave or full wave? A "simple electronic circuit" doesn't provide enough info.
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Sir if we connect npn general transistors with darlington method for amplificatin how we connect transistor in circuit explain me with diagram and examples
A Darlington pair is simply two transistors connected directly together with only 3 exposed terminals that function like B, C, and E of a single transistor with very high gain (beta).
Diagrams here.
In the early days of transistors the gains were not very high and not very consistent. Connecting...
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Can you put a load on the emitter side of an NPN transistor?
Yes. It's a current amplifier. The voltage across the load follows the base voltage. That's why it's called an emitter follower. It's modeled on the cathode follower of vacuum tube circuits.
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Amoeba to man, phagocytosis to alimentary canal, mindlessness to thoughts and reasoning,
does Evolution explain anything really?
"does Evolution explain anything really?"
Yes. The theory of biological evolution explains how life evolves. The rest of your "question" is irrelevant, bombastic, and obfuscatory.
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How did George W. Bush fund his wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?
Here is a list of the
Foreign Owners of U.S. Treasury Securities, as listed by the U.S. Treasury (2008). Listed in declining order of percentage of debt each owns:
list of countries that fund the American debt:
People's Republic of China
Japan
United Kingdom
Oil exporters
Brazil
Hong Kong
Taiwan
Russia
See...
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I just saw my mom in a thong. What do I do? She openly wears them too. She is very attractive.
You should get a thong, too, and wear it around her just to make her feel more comfortable.
Um, no need to post a picture of you in your thong. Just imagining it is too vivid.
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In what order would you rank George W. Bush, Adolf Hitler, Dick Cheney, Joseph Stalin and Pol Pot?
Alphabetically? By first name or last?
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I have a large penis and it hurts to put it in her vagina she say. what can i do?
1. Find a woman who has had 12 kids. She will appreciate the extra size.
2. See your doc about trimming an inch or two off your unit.
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How can you tell if your sister had s** last night?
Why should she tell you?
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Is it cheating if your straight boyfriend sucks some other guys' dick out of curiosity? How would you react?
If your "straight" boyfriend sucks some other guys' dick he's not "straight." Take it from there.
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What is an Ethernet adapter?
Ethernet is a local area network (LAN) protocol developed in the early 1970s.
An Ethernet adapter is the hardware in a computer that can interface the computer to an Ethernet.
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Are patient's privacy compromised by Docs using their personal home computers/clinic servers?
Possibly, but the greatest compromise to your privacy are the health insurance corporations who profit from your illness and the government, who spies on every email you send or receive.
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how can i increase my sex drive?
Be sure you are using the latest sex driver. Download the correct driver and install in your vibrator.
• Better yet, show him how you use your vibrator on yourself. He has to wait until you are finished before he is allowed to touch you. You'll be in the mood and so will he.
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how can i increase my sex drive?
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(For all those who DON'T believe in God) No disrespect, but please help me understand. If you DON'T believe in God--then (to you) he doesn't exist. If he DOESN'T exist--who/what is it you DON'T believe in? (Can't be "God"--he doesn't exist, right?)
We atheists don't believe in what you call "god."
If you don't believe in the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny, then who/what is it you DON'T believe in?
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My 11 year old just told me he doesn't believe in god. I am extremely sad.
You should be proud of him. Talk to him. Listen to him. He's way ahead of you.
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Do you think atheists really do believe in God, but are pretending to themselves that they dont?
I don't think Christians really believe in God. All it takes is a glance at the Bible to see the absurdity of gods and religions.
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Atheists, what do you believe instead of religion?
We atheists have no need to believe. We don't need invisible, imaginary spirits. Reality is enough. Once you've tried reality, you'll never go back.
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Atheists--How you proove that u r an Atheist?
I feel it in my heart.
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Find the value of each expression: sin^2 pie/3+cos^2 pie/3=
First correct pie to pi. Then paste the expression into google, like this:
cos (pi/3)^2 + sin(pi/3)^2
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t=4(sin(2pie+(pie/6))) can I get an answer to this
Unless you're talking about food, correct "pie" to "pi". Then paste the expression into google (w/o the "t=" ):
4(sin(2pi+(pi/6)))
The answer will appear when you hit ENTER.
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If my girlfriend breathes on or kisses my neck it is unbearably tickleish. Is that weird?
"...unbearably tickleish. Is that weird?"
Only if she is a bear.
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How do I get rid of a girl who wont stop asking me out?
Whatever you do, be polite. Young people, male and female both, are still learning the dating rules and customs. It's not her fault for trying. There are dozens of ways to say "No" w/o embarrassing her. You're not a victim. You can figure it out. Don't play dumb.
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can you trademark a similar logo that exists? like taking a logo and slightly altering it?
Sure you can, but the owner of the original logo can still sue you if he believes your logo looks too much like his. It will be decided in court, where the best lawyers win.
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How can i put a password for Mozilla Firefox such that it opens only when one knows the password?
If you have admin privileges, just set them to permit only one FF user (you).
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What would you think of a person who insisted on reading everything you wrote?
A loyal follower. Someone who wants to get to know me.
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i liked this guy but he didnt like me how can i make him jealous? can i lead him on but want nothing to do with him?
First decide which you want: to make him like you or to make him jealous.
One reason he doesn't like you is b/c you're trying to control him, by making him jealous. I wouldn't like you either.
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I'm 16 and I don't care. Nothing really matters to me, I can achieve anything I want in school, without studying, everything is easy and I just don't care about it anymore. I'm just world weary and bored with life. Nothing matters to me. Advice?
The symptoms you describe are typical of depression. It's worth talking to your docto (or trusted counselor) about it. Depression can kill you.
Ignore people who tell you to straighten out and change your attitude. Depression prevents you from doing what you might otherwise enjoy.
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Would you use a Ouija board on a full moon Friday the 13th while under a ladder sitting with a black cat while breaking mirrors?
No, on a full moon I lurk in the bushes, naked and drooling. When a girl passes by I leap out, growling, and pounce on her. I grab a quick feel and ask if she'll go out with me. Then I leap back into the bushes and giggle and grunt.
No dates yet. Some women just don't appreciate romance under a full moon.
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Why are atheists so obsessed with deigning the existence of god? I mean, i don't believe in the tooth fairy but i don't go around nagging children that it doesn't exist and i don't go on tooth fairy websites and flame people. what are they afraid of?
By "deigning" do you mean demeaning? Deprecating? Disparaging? Disdaining? Something else?
I have a lot more respect for the Tooth Fairy than I do for your imaginary god, who allows you to commit despicable crimes in His Name.
● Tooth fairy believers don't shoot doctors at women's clinics.
● Tooth fairy believers don't receive tax breaks from the U.S. gov't, which contribute directly to...
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Don't Atheists feel guilty?
Or do they feel more like a duvet?
Are you confusing "guilty" with "quilty"?
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"There is no proof or even evidence that god doesn't exist so belief in him is reasonable." Agree or disagree?
Silly. This is a good example of why belief in invisible spirits (e.g., gods) is losing ground to reality.
How about this:
There is no proof or even evidence that pink unicorns do not
exist so belief in pink unicorns is reasonable.
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Question1-What would you do if your 14 year old daughter told you that she slept with all of the boys in her class?
Question2-What would you do if your 14 year old son told you that he slept with all of the girls in his class?
Have them moved to smaller classes.
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Ok my girlfriend showed me her pussy and tho it was hairy i loved me and i want to see it more and touch it soon but i wasn't turn on by it as much as seeing her boobs. Is there any tricks or things i can do or say to make it better for her and me?
If she showed you, it means she is ready for sex. When you're old enough for sex you'll know what to do. In the meantime, be happy with what you have.
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If bisexuality does not exist then why is there always men and women who always want to perform oral sex on both men and women?
'Bisexual' originally meant 'having characteristics of both sexes.' It occurs most often in plants and a few small frogs and fish. It's a mutation that may be caused by water pollution, such as toxins, fertilizers, or human hormones found in effluent.
If you have both a penis and a vagina you are bisexual. Don't despair; if you play your cards right you could get invited to lots of parties....
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What do you think of Facebook having a "Draw Mohammed" day? Did you submit your entry yet?
It's a good idea, and it goes way beyond Facebook. Here's a
brief history.
Notice the groups that are banned in Pakistan. And Pakistan has nuclear warheads.
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Should English be the official language of the United States? Why or why not?
Why English? The whole point of the American Revolution was to kick uppity English redcoats out of the country. Do you remember why we light off firecrackers on the 4th of July? It's Indepence Day! Independence from the English!
The whole point of the original Boston Tea Party was to poke a sharp stick into King George's eye. The neo-redcoats of today look and act like rejects from the...
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I am female 15 and i just had sex with my uncle! I was a vergin! hes 30 years old and im staying with him for the next 2 weeks! hes ripped and kind of hot! It felt good! and i wanted to noe if it is wrong for me to want him to sleep with me again?
Tell him if he wants more he can take you to Costa Rica for your 2-week vacation. The age of consent there is 15.
You're also legal in the Honduras (same link). The age of consent is 12 in Mexico, so you've already wasted 3 years. (j/k)
In some Mexican...
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I would like to have sex with my sister and my cousin.
How do I do?
1. First, find out what language they speak.
2. Learn that language.
3. Ask them.
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How important is a politican's private life?
It's most important to his wife, but it can be important to all of us when queer-hating Republican Congressmen are caught frolicking with nude boys, or tapping their foot for blow jobs in airport toilets, or dating underage male pages and getting them "in the mood for love" with free booze.
Hereis a partial list. Scan it, verify it, and repeat...
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Atheists--How you proove that u r an Atheist?
So far, the Christian Taliban has not required me to prove anything.
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Tea-Partyers: How's that "Drill, Baby, Drill!" workin' out for ya?
Oops. This was intended to be a reply to Gillaspy.
I thought the Tea Party name was chosen for its political value, referring to the historical "Boston Tea Party" of 1773. (The name, "Boston Tea Party" didn't appear until later.) I think Sarah Palin still hates the Brits, since they haven't responded to her invitations to shoot...
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Can fish have strokes? I had one corydoras catfish who last night died after taking what looked like a stroke after it couldnt swim properly and looked like half its body was defunkt. Ta.
If they don't get fresh water and a clean tank, they'll do the back stroke.
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Do you think all the earths water has at some point passed through a fish's gills or excritory system?
Nah, the fish would be long dead before it could drink all that water.
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Should Loaded and Concealed Guns Be Allowed in National Parks?
Why not set aside one special park just for the gunnies? They're the ones who live in constant fear of being murdered by other crazed gun packers. One day every year the NRA could sponsor a hunt. Enthusiastic members would pack a lunch, dress up all spiffy in their war surplus camouflage and jack boots, and scamper through the forest in pursuit of prey.
Stop frequently and scan for movement;...
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Should Loaded and Concealed Guns Be Allowed in National Parks?
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Failing Calculus, what to do?
I'm a senior in high school and i've already been accepted to a university. But I'm failing my AP calculus class. Im going to get an F. Will the college withdrawal me? What can i do?
Don't worry. Look at George W. Bush. He never even bothered to take calculus, and he got admitted into Yale! If George could do it, so can you. Every American has an equal opportunity to go to Yale and even to become president. That's how America works.
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Should everyone get their a fair chance at going to a college or university no matter how bad or great they did in high school?
Gosh, yes. Look at George W. Bush, for example. He was just another lackluster beer-guzzling air-headed cheerleader stoner in high school, but he shaped up and applied himself, and he got admitted to Yale. And look what he accomplished as a result!
:)
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Do You Think College Students Should Be Allowed To Carry Concealed Firearms On Campus?
Do you think that students with the proper license and qualifications should be allowed to carry their guns on campus?
Oh, absolutely. Prime example: college professors are notoriously reluctant to change a student's grade, no matter how cogent the student's arguments for doing so. But picture this alternative scenario: When the obstinate professor motions for you to leave his office, you slyly move your jacket aside a few inches and display your shiny new .357 Megadeath! Just watch the expression change on...
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What is the biggest threat to America today?
None of the above. The greatest threat is the gullible, fatuous, willfully misinformed, right-wing fundamentalist buffoons who listen to miscreant mercenaries like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, and believe that Fox News is real.
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Should Loaded and Concealed Guns Be Allowed in National Parks?
Remember the white vs. black segregation in the vigilante states not so long ago? "Separate but equal"?
Let's do something similar for our devoted, gun-loving minority.
Example: A restaurant has a sign on the door, "Sane Folks Only! No firearms!" Across the street, another restaurant has a sign, "Gun Nuts Welcome! What are you packing?"
In the Gun Nuts establishments, customers proudly...
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Why is offshore oil drilling good?
Why, thank you for asking. Offshore drilling is good for the drillers: the big oil corporations and their shareholders.
"The big five oil companies—BP, Chevron, ConocoPhillips, ExxonMobil, and Shell—are poised to report their first quarter profits this week. And it should surprise no one that rising oil and gasoline prices will lead to higher profits compared to 2009. A research note from...
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Does McCain ever regret his "Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran"? How about Sarah Palin's Mantra, Drill Baby Drill? Do they ever feel remorse?
Being Republican means never having to say you're sorry. (We have to say it for them. )
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Alaska Drill Baby Drill/Florida Hanging Chads/Texas Secession Threats/Arizona Blatant Racism. Impressive list, isn't it? What's next?
[Sorry; it posted 2x]
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Alaska Drill Baby Drill/Florida Hanging Chads/Texas Secession Threats/Arizona Blatant Racism. Impressive list, isn't it? What's next?
I say we beg the southern border states, "Please! Don't secede! We love you! We need you!" [Don't let them see us grinning]
As soon as they pull up stakes, hitch up their trailers, toss their last beer cans and butts out the window and disappear in a
cloud of dust, we high-five one another, call in the dump trucks and the dozers, and build a wall 60 feet high.
They can now live happily ever...
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Can it really be wrong for an anti-gay Baptist minister to pay a male 'escort' for handjobs? Doesn't it help our flagging economy?
Update:
Christian leader tells ‘rentboy’ not to talk to the press
Also, in the same report:
"Revealed: Florida AG paid $60,000 for Rekers' testimony against gay adoptions"
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Who invented printers?
Decades before the Remington-Rand were the Teletype (originally the Morkrum company) and Kleinschmidt printers. Prototypes were built and tested, and patents were filed in 1903 and 1904.
"Teletype Corporation was originally founded in 1906 as the Morkrum Company. In 1925, a merger between Morkrum and Electric Company created the Morkrum-Kleinschmidt Company. The name was changed in 1929 to...
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Where in the world was solar energy discovered?
On the side of the earth facing the sun. :)
Mankind has been using solar energy ever since our ancestors discovered they could warm up by standing in sunlight.
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How do I get people from the future to contact me now?
If you close your eyes and sit very still, your body will be transported into the future, one second at a time. When you wake up tomorrow morning you will have advanced an entire day into the future. Look around and meet the people.
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Do you think the consumer will have to pay for this oil spill clean-up in the Gulf?
Yes, we consumers will pay, via increased prices for gasoline, diesel, and heating fuel. There is no way the oil company can lose.
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What is the most popular birth control pill?
An aspirin tablet will work, if you hold it between your knees.
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My husband can only cum once in a 24 hr time span, is this normal?
OMG! You need an emergency, auxiliary, backup bf to fill in the 'gaps' when your husband is recovering. Put in your order ASAP. You should not have to suffer like this.
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For all Christians who think homosexuality is an abomination and have masturbated at least once, do you technically realize that you are having same sex with yourself? (and with someone you love btw.) How can you condemn others for what you do too?
Quote:
"...you are having same sex with yourself"
Gosh, are you sure? Even the Man from Nantucket ruptured himself when he tried to have 'same sex' with himself. It sounded quite painful.
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Can it really be wrong for an anti-gay Baptist minister to pay a male 'escort' for handjobs? Doesn't it help our flagging economy?
Additional information:
[Stephen] Colbert said he was applauding the anti-gay activist for "publicly condemning man-love, while privately being man's best friend."
Referring to [Baptist minister] Rekers' response that he needed the escort to help him carry his luggage, Colbert surmised: "Technically, I think he was looking for someone to hoist his sack."
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Were all Halliburton's April 2010 Gulf-spill oil rig employees rescued safely by big guvmint?
Sadly, no. We conservatives don't like government takeover of our drilling. Next thing you know, the gov't will demand tougher regulations, such as all the other oil-producing nations have. Gosh, isn't it worth it to lose only a dozen guys if that helps keep your gas prices low? And why are the fishermen complaining? Who cares if the crabs, shrimp, oysters, and other fish disappear for 10 or...
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Babies are born with no beliefs at all. Atheism is the belief that there is no God. So, why do [some] atheists claim that everyone is born an atheist?
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Most atheists, including myself, simply don't believe in invisible spirits or supernatural beings. Examples:
Ghosts, gods. bogey men, elves, fairies, genies, gnomes, goblins, gremlins, imps, leprechauns, mermaids, nymphs, pixies, sirens, spirits, sprites, and sylphs.
I've had only one friend who said he believed that god didn't exist. I pointed out to him that this belief was in itself an...
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How much larger is the Earth compared to it's moon in surface area and volume?
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R= radius of earth
r = radius of moon
The ratio of the surface areas is R^2 / r^2
= (6 371^2) / (1 737.1^2) = 13.45
The ratio of the volumes is R^3 / r^3
= (6 371^3) / (1 737.1^3) = 49.33
I used the volumetric mean radii of the earth and the moon provided by NASA.
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Where you aware that we take in roughly only 10% of all that goes on around us? your thoughts?
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Huh? Can you repeat that? I took in only 10% of your question.
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Is vinegar a high acid or high alkaline food?
The "professionally researched" answer is misleading at best. All vinegars contain a weak solution of acetic acid, and all vinegars are acidic.
"Despite being an acidic solution, some proponents of apple cider vinegar believe it has an alkalinizing effect on the body, which is why one to two teaspoons of apple cider vinegar in water is recommended as a daily health tonic. Although it's a...
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Can explain acid/alkaline in simple terms? Thanks.
This explains it better than I can, in simple terms:
Acids, Bases, and pH Scale
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Can explain ion in simple terms? Thanks.
First, picture an atom. It has a neutral (zero) charge, b/c it has the same number of electrons and protons. It is electrically balanced.
If an external force removes an electron it will have more protons than electrons. This will give it a net positive charge, +1. This is what we call an ion. Otoh, if an atom gains an extra electron it will have a net negative charge, -1. This is also called...
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Can anybody explain in simple but scientific terms why farts change in pitch?
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It's the Doppler effect. For a simple test, eat a can of beans, two hard-boiled eggs, and a bowl of popcorn. Wash it all down with two bottles of beer. Wait an hour or so for the fuel to begin to ferment. When you feel ready, run full-speed past an observer with a video cam. Let one rip as you approach. Instruct your observer to listen for that train whistle effect as the pitch starts high...
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What can we do about oil spills?
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Stop offshore drilling, for starters. The right-wing, tea-partying lunatic fringe are still shouting, "Drill, baby, drill!" They love oil spills. These clucks are so deluded they actually boast that they don't give a rat's ass about nature, aquatic animals, the environment.
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What is an older man who dates a younger woman called?
"Lucky"
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would an older man like to have sex with a younger woman?
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Hold on, let me check my calendar. Hmm, I seem to be free every day for the next 12 months. Will that work for you?? :)
Actually, I suspect you're underage, and you're working with the police to trap any guy who "takes advantage" of you. Ever watch Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator," hosted by the ghoul, Chris Hansen?
Dateline
If I'm...
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What does it mean when a girl says she doesn't want to hurt you?? A girl I know has a boyfriend but had lunch with me. She texted me later and told me she just wish she knew what the future had in store for her with her bf. she just didn't want 2 hurt me
She thinks you're vulnerable (over-sensitive), and she's concerned that you might feel hurt if/when she drops you and chooses someone else.
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My boyfriend says that i need to challenge him more,What does this mean?
To properly challenge your bf the first thing you'll want is a nice set of dueling pistols:
http://www.discountcutlery.net/media/DX1196.jpg
You'll need a pair of gauntlets (gloves) so you can "throw down the gauntlet." That's how you challenge someone.
http://www.darkheartarmoury.com/drogo9.jpg
Don't skimp on the breastplate. If you have a baby, you should look into a nursing breastplate:...
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Why is it that President Bush gets SO much abuse, but Congress actually has a much lower approval rating than he does? Is it just because it's easier to attack one person than a group? (I think this also happened when Clinton was pres)
George did a lot to deserve the "abuse" he got. Examples:
● Ruining our economy with his borrow-and-spend, borrow-and-spend policy, plunging the United States into the worst recession since the Great Depression of 1929;
● Invading and occupying Iraq for no legitimate reason other than to steal their oil (it didn't work);
● Invading Afghanistan to find bin Laden, then cutting and...
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Richard Dawkins says: Belief in god comes from the "Worship of Gaps" - whenever something is currently unexplainable through empirical methods (gap in knowledge), it's existence must be the work of Gods. Can anyone come up with a more perfect explanation?
As usual, Dawkins is clear, concise, and correct. To expand on his comment, gods are invented by the fearful, the gullible, and the cognitively-challenged to explain phenomena that has not yet been explained by natural science --i.e., the gaps in our knowledge.
Scientific investigation is hard work. It's much easier to read a verse from a bible and say "God did it!" than to do the hard work...
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TO any honest atheist..a sincere question.What turns a person to be one? personal experience?let down? because you were from atheist family?
Like you, I was born an atheist (i.e., with no knowledge of or belief in invisible spirits). Atheism is the default state.
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Is atheism an intolerant belief?
No, a-theism is an absence of belief.
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what is the square root of 27 divided by 3?
You can paste "square root of 27 divided by 3" directly into the google searchbar (omit the quotes):
square root of 27 divided by 3
Google responds with:
square root(27) divided by 3 = 1.73205081
A more customary notation would be
sqrt(27) / 3
Which also works.
Or you might notice that sqrt(27)=sqrt(9)*sqrt(3),
and simplify the original expression to
sqrt(9)*sqrt(3) / 3
= 3 * sqrt(3) /...
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Why do American students not learn a foreign lanquage in elementary school like most other countries?
American parents, esp. Republicans, expect everybody else to learn English.
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What do you miss from your past that used to be commonplace but either doesn't exist now or is very rare?
1. Clean air.
2. Clean water.
3. Glaciers.
4. Fish without mercury and other pollutants.
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Why is Obama's Healthcare Bill so voluminous? [1990 pages!]; will Americans be forced to sign up to it?; and why do they need "healthcare" at all,if they are quite capable of looking after their own and their families' nutritional needs,etcetera?
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"why do they need "healthcare" at all,if they are quite capable of looking after their own and their families' nutritional needs,etcetera?"
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Why do you need doctors if you are quite capable of looking after your own and your families' nutritional needs, etcetera?
Why do you need a spare parachute if your main chute is any good? Why do you need a spare tire if you have 4 good ones...
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What is the root cause of all Evil?
Religion. All of them.
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why cant pengiuns fly?
Their tuxedos are too tight.
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When I and my boyfriend kiss, he sucks my earlobe and his hands go under my shirt, once he even removed it and unclasped my bra and started to lick, suck and bite, does he want sex?
No, he wants MILK.
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how can i get my wife to perform oral sex more often
Invite a guy you know she likes home for dinner. Then you make an excuse and go off to a movie.
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What is the greatest advantage of being atheist?
When you know you have only one life to live, and this is it, you're inspired to do the best you can for yourself, your family, your neighbors, and others. This is humanism, life's highest calling. It has been practiced by many, since the ancient Greeks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanism#Greek_humanism
We endeavor to sustain and improve the lives of humans, the plants, the animals, the...
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Is Miley Cyrus a good role model?
Why would anyone hold up a celebrity as a role model? If you're convinced that your kid is going to be an actor, a singer, have her own TV show, and be sexually precocious, then go for it. Why do so many members ask this question about Miley Cyrus? It was the same with the Olsen twins.
Who started the rumor that Hollywood celebrities should be evaluated as role models? Why not pick some local...
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Are all female penguins "Prostitutes?" Before the male Emperor Penguin mates with the female, he has to drop a fish at her feet, as part of the mating ritual. In others words, he has to PAY for sex with her. (I saw that in a "nature" film.)
I drop a fresh salmon at the feet of my date, and give her a wink. She knows what I want.
If she doesn't "get it," then I hand her a fresh lemon.
If she still doesn't get it, I hand her a recipe for baked salmon.
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If evidence was discovered that proved beyond doubt that Jesus was an invention of 1st C Jewish writers, as a Christian would you;
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a) Convert to a form of Judaism
b) Convert to another religion
c) Become an atheist / agnostic
d) deny the evidence
Very few deny that somebody named Jesus lived and died around 2k years ago. What's hard to swallow are the "supernatural" activities attributed to him: walking on water with no visible flotation devices, changing water into wine (this was a mis-translation; the original text read, "he changed water into urine").
Strangest of all is the legend that his corpse suddenly sprang back to life three...
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ATHEIST: After proving to an atheist that DNA is pure data language (even showing that geneticists use linguistics to analyze/decode DNA), he still rejected that notion that life was created. Why do atheist reject tangible evidence to deny The Creator?
What "tangible evidence"? Did you forgot to post it?
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You are served a dish called Life daily. Do you inhale the aroma and savor each morsel or wolf it down so fast you don't even taste it?
It depends on what it smells and tastes like.
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Who invented the letter opener?
It was invented by the person who received the very first letter.
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If and Atheist is some one who doesn't believe in God, then how can one deny the existence of that which does not exist?
Is there ANYTHING you don't believe in? Ask yourself the same question.
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What do you as an atheist believe in ? What values and rules do you live by ?
I'm a humanist. My ethical theory and practice emphasize reason, scientific inquiry, and human fulfillment in the natural world. There is no reason to invent invisible spirits, such as gods, and supernatural phenomena. The real world is more than enough.
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Are Athiests the disgrace of the town?
Au contraire. People who wave pamphlets in your face and shout, "Sinner! Repent!" are the disgrace not only of the town but the nation. People who believe in invisible spirits are the loony ones. Grow up, folks.
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How would you react if your male friend just told you he's getting a sex change and has always felt as tho he should have been born a girl? would you still be their friend? Would you stand by them? Would you have already assumed these things?
Whatever it is that makes you want to be friends with him will probably still be there if he gets a sex change or not.
Or, you could get a sex change, too, and then you could keep the same kind of relationship with him. :)
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Why do i need a blocking diode on my solar panel?
A blocking diode allows current to flow OUT of the panel when it's producing currrent (during the day), but prevents current from flowing back INTO the panel from other sources.
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Are there any of the old school record players around anywhere?
Google "technics turntable" (w/o quotes) and you'll get lots of hits. Technics is a Panasonic brand, with good reviews.
http://www.panasonic.com/consumer_electronics/technics_dj/prod_intro_sl1200mk2.asp
Costco has one but I haven't tried it. It gets bad reviews (cheap quality). Amazon has the same brand. The brand is Ion, and they make more than one model.
Go to Costco.com or Amazon.com and...
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How can you be an atheist?
I simply do not understand the logical/inuitional basis for being an atheist and would like to know what atheists would have to say about this.
"How can you be an atheist?"
Atheism is the default state. Everyone is born without knowledge of ghosts, gods, gremlins, geoducks, or green cheese. If you're lucky, you'll never be told you must believe in invisible spirits. So why would you?
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Why do churches have stained glass windows?
...so the congregation will see what the pastor wants them to see.
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hey atheist do you like churches?
I like the ones that serve beer.
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(For all those who DON'T believe in God) No disrespect, but please help me understand. If you DON'T believe in God--then (to you) he doesn't exist. If he DOESN'T exist--who/what is it you DON'T believe in? (Can't be "God"--he doesn't exist, right?)
Here is a simple experiment that may help answer your question.
1. Find a clean, empty bottle. Check it 3x to be sure it's empty.
2. Put a cork in the bottle to seal it tight.
3. Ask yourself: What do you believe is NOT in the bottle?
Not sure? Open the bottle and check again. Is anything in there? Cork it up again. What do you believe is NOT in the bottle?
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Do atheists have "faith" that God doesn't exist?
No.
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Does being an atheist require a person to have faith that God doesn't exist?
Throughout history, humans have invented gods to explain things they couldn't explain any other way.
"What's that flash in the sky, followed by a loud boom? We can't see anything up there, so it must be an angry, invisible spirit! We'd better find out what it wants and obey it, so we don't piss it off!"
Over time, humans have discovered natural explanations for lightning and thunder, and...
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Why does the Tea Party hate the pledge of allegiance?
I don't think TP'ers agree on what they want. They seem to be opposed to most everything but "Christian" fundamentalism, a kind of state religion (theocracy), a Christian version of the Muslim Taliban.
As your video shows, they've stopped pretending to be patriotic. The speaker comes right out and says he feels no allegiance to the country--only to "God." Since everyone has his own perception...
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What type dog is Scooby-Doo?
A cartoon dog.
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What is your favorite TV show from the '80s?
Married with Children, by far. Who can forget Al, Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Buck, Steve, Marcie, and Jefferson? When will there be another Xmas episode with Santa parachuting into the local mall? His chute fails, and he lands in the Bundys' back yard.
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Should semi-transgenders get their own bathrooms and have a third category (she-male) added wherever gender is required on a questionnaire?
Where do you get your own bathroom? Sears? Home Depot? Will you mount it on wheels, with a trailer hitch?
What's a "legitimate gender"? Most folks are blessed with whatever they're born with. Gender-changing costs a fortune, and the results are often disappointing. Do you insist that everybody get "fixed" so they will have "legitimate" genitalia? ("Legitimate" is a strange choice of words.)
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Is homosexuality something that can be cured?
Homosexuality can be cured just as easily as heterosexuality can be cured.
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which operating system is good?
Quote:
"which operating system is good?"
Ans:
The one that supports your applications.
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Is there any perfect man/women in this universe?
Ahh, you've found me at last.
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What would you do if you find accidentally a nude photo of me? xD lol
I'd burn it, then wash my hands.
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Am i the only person who likes to scratch and sniff my crotch?
Let's hope so.
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Have you ever used an ink cartridge re-fill kit? How did it work for you? Was it easy to use? Any problems?
Years ago I bought the IMS Ink Refil System from Costco. It takes some practice to do it right and not dribble ink all over your hands and the working surface. Each cartridge brand and model has its own instructions. You have to drill a tiny hole in just the right place on top, squirt the new ink in, and plug the hole. Everything is included, little rubber plugs, a drill bit (turns by hand),...
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Is it sad that I had to show my girlfriend how to give me a hand job?
Only you can answer this. Did it make you cry?
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why is there green fungus growing inbetween my friends toes?
You may have neglected to brush your teeth before sucking on his/her toes.
Another possibility: your friend shares dna with the Jolly Green Giant. Ask him to say, "Ho Ho Ho."
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Can an inventor get rich?
Yes, an inventor can get rich if he robs a bank. BTW, $45 for the smiley face was way too much. Harvey Ball should have been drawn, quartered, boiled in oil, and exiled to the Bastille for that atrocity. BTW, a picture is not an invention, no matter how unique and unprecedented. Painters and sculptors don't patent their work.
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If you dont believe the Bible as being true-
Long before Easter Sunday I predicted that I'd eat 4 pieces of ham at Easter dinner. Sure enough, I ate 4 pieces of ham at Easter dinner. This proves:
1. I'm a prophet
2. I fulfilled the prophecy
3. I'm not Jewish.
I'm still working out the details, but since I fulfilled the prophecy,
I must be God. You can't prove I'm NOT God, right? So there you go. Just to be safe, you should start...
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Agree or disagree: If everyone carried a gun, there would be no need for police.
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If everyone carried a gun, there would be no need for police.
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If everyone carried a gun we'd need more morticians.
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How should the U.S. deal with the issue between Gaza and Israel?
The U.S. supports Israel with $billions in aid and $billions in advanced weapons. Israel uses our money and weapons to attack their neighbors and acquire more terriroty. They call it "defense."
Every Israeli missile, bomb, and bullet that kills a Palestinian mother, father, or child was purchased by U.S. taxpayers.
Middle-Easterners use this information to attract recruits for the Taliban...
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Is it a compliment for a guy when someone says that they\'re prettier than a girl?
It's a nice compliment for a gay guy. Others, not so much.
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Agree or disagree: Losers should lose
Losers *DO* lose. The Republicans lost the last presidential election by a wide margin. They lost the White House. They lost the Senate. They lost the House of Representatives. They lost when they opposed the Health Care bill. Losers *DO* lose. They have always lost, and they'll continue to lose. Losing is a wonderful thing when it happens to the enemy.
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Did Jesus go through the terrible twos?
No. Since Jesus was divine, he skipped the diaper stage and the terrible twos, and went directly to 5 y/o. This was to spare his Holy Mother, the Virgin Mary, from having to smell any poopy diapers. Also, being a virgin, Mary could not produce any milk, so Jesus would have starved until he could drink from a cup.
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Does the failings of Obama prove to us that experience really does matter in the White House?
I can help remediate your confusion. The successes of Obama prove that intelligence, education, and diplomacy work, while ignorance, arrogance, threats, bluster, bellicosity, even starting a totally useless and unnecessary war, are doomed to failure.
Thus George W. Bush was doomed to fail. Worse, by ignoring repeated warnings of impending terrorist attack, George sat back and allowed the...
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I'm a 23 year-old male, single, straight, and in desperate need of a serious relationship. How can I make myself more available to women?
The classical way to signal your availability is to drop a potato into your Speedo swim suit and stroll casually up and down the beach.
Think carefully about the size of potato you select, and whether to place it in the front or back.
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I met this amazing girl last night was talking for ages, i got her number and left, its the morning after, now what?
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You met an amazing girl, you talked for ages, she gave you her number, and now you don't know what to do?
If you really can't figure this one out you should ask your mother.
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Is purgatory real?
Purgatory is as real as heaven, hell, and the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
It's as real as sqrt(-1), smart pills, perpetual motion, 1/0, the check is in the mail, this won't hurt, and you can't get pregnant if you jump up and down.
It's as real as angels, devils, ghosts, gods, goblins, gremlins, gollums, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and the Great Pumpkin. If you believe in...
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if you put coke on pork does worms really come out?
I don't know about worms coming out of pork, but if you DRINK Coke your teeth will come out.
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Does wine go bad? If so, is it harmful to drink?
No, wine does not become toxic. The alcohol in the wine gradually turns to vinegar, but vinegar is perfectly safe. It's a main component of salad dressings. I have deliberately allowed cheap wine to turn to vinegar, and then used it in salad dressing. You can also buy wine vinegar ready-made. Look in the salad dressing section of your grocery store. Google wine vinegar. The good stuff costs...
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VOTE for best news source:
FOX is (1) an entertainment channel, and (2) a mouthpiece for the Republican Party. Don't take it seriously.
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HELP! I'm addicted to weed. I smoke a joint and get crazy symptoms like happiness, hungriness and sleepiness, what should I do? HELP!
Eat a snack, take a nap, don't worry, and be happy. :)
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Does the failings of Obama prove to us that experience really does matter in the White House?
No. It proves that the Republicans are up to their old tricks: block everything, and blame the other guy for failing to accomplish the goals--even when the goals are shared by both parties. It's the Party of No.
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3 Navy SEALs R being charged with allegedly punching the guy who plotted the killing, burning & hanging of Blackwater peronnel. Thoughts?
Eric Prince and his Blackwater pukes should be killed, burned, and hanged. Problem solved.
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Why aren't conservatives/republicans/Bible thumpers/teabaggers howling about Mark Sanford? He didn't just get oral sex he left the country on the tax payers dime to have an affair. Are those the kind of family values that crowd loves?
Republican Mark Sanford has a way to go before he catches up with Republican Senator Larry Craig from Idaho. Remember the toe-tapping guy in the airport bathroom stall who tried to pick up a deputy in the next stall?
"The airport bathroom where Senator Larry Craig was arrested is now being renovated, and the new bathroom will have stall dividers that go all the way down to the floor. When...
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Why do guys always ask "How far have you been with someone?"
Tell them you've been all the way to the 7-11, where you got Slurpees.
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Is it possible for two people to stay together forever?
I don't think so. Most people die eventually.
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Is it possible for two people to stay together forever?
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Is the Supreme Court ruling on campaign finance, Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, good for Americans?
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Would a t-shirt that says "teabag me" be a good Yule (christmas) present for a Republican?
You betcha. "Teabag me" is gay slang for "drag your testicles over my face." It's perfect for shy Republicans who are not completely out of the closet and not quite ready for "Kiss me! I'm XqueerX gay!"
:)
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Hi i am having paranormal activity after having found my baby sister Paula after 38 years in a public baby grave. Could any one give me some advice into this as i am thinking is it my sister connecting to me and trying to make contact. Thankyou Rachel
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I'm wearing this really tight necklace and sometimes my face turns blue. Why does that happen?? (I'M NOT TAKING THE NECKLACE OFF!!!)
Don't worry. This is Nature's Way of weeding Republicans out of the gene pool.
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Can a homosexual person be homophobic?
Just because J.Edgar wore a dress and ordered his accolytes to deliver sex tapes to him doesn't mean he was gay, fer gosh sakes.
"Hoover described Tolson as his alter ego: the men not only worked closely together during the day, but also took meals, went to night clubs and vacationed together. The exceedingly close relationship between the two is often cited as evidence that the two were...
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Can a homosexual person be homophobic?
Sure. Senator Larry Craig of Idaho.
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I have a 9v battery and i want to use a <2v LED how do i lower the voltage of my battery to <2v?
1. ALWAYS use a series resistor with an LED. The resistor limits the current through the LED to a safe value. As Sparks posted, 20 mA (0.02 A) is a safe value.
2. Most LEDs have a "forward voltage drop" of 1.5 to 3 volts. I usually assume 2V. Subtract the 2V from the battery voltage, 9V:
9V -2V = 7V
This means the 9V battery voltage must be reduced by 7 volts to allow 2V for the LED.
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will smoking green tea give me a sort of high i herd that it makes you really relaxed...
I think you need to drink it.
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Why does it rain when your happy but sunshine when your sad?
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If global warming is real, why is it so damned cold?
You might as well ask, "If gravity is real, then why do some balloons go up?"
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If global warming is real, why is it so damned cold?
If the sun is real, then why does it get dark at night?
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Will I ever see signs of global warming in my lifetime?
It depends. How much longer do you plan to live?
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Why does it rain when your happy but sunshine when your sad?
You're probably a sinner.
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In your opinion, is the propagation of the theory of Global Warming by its chief proponents motivated primarily by politics, a sense of altruism, or financial gain?
None of the above.
http://www.realclimate.org/
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Glitch or bug? What do you call your computer/system problems? What's the difference? (For severe to criticl problem-cases only, please.)
A glitch is an anomaly in a waveform, such as a transient ("spike") when it's supposed to be smooth. I think radar operators in WWII spoke of glitches as something on their screen they couldn't explain.
A bug is a programming error in the software, as Froggy described. There is so much going on at the same time inside a computer it's amazing that they work at all. :) All kinds of...
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What do you think the fallout will be regarding President Bush’s former spokesman Scott McClellan accepting an invitation to testify on Capitol Hill next week about the leaking of CIA agent Valerie Plame’s identity?
It's about time. Cheney and George "WMD" Bush set McClellan up. They lied to him, knowing that he trusted George and would faithfully repeat to the White House press corps everything he was told. He learned later that his old friend, George "WMD" Bush, had lied to him, and he had to clear his own name. If there is any justice, Dick and George will have their asses hung out to dry.
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Do car alternators produce AC or DC current?
Both.
Internally the alternator generates AC. However, it has six diodes that rectify the AC into DC, and DC is the only current that actually leaves the alternator.
[Technical: the six diodes are configured as a 3-phase, full-wave rectifier]
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My computer gets fill without me downloading anything! In every session I lose 1 to 3 gigs. Why could this be happening?
What antivirus are you using? Have you scheduled it to run every day, and update the virus definition files at least weekly?
Update your AV program and run a full scan.
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Should Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid step down for racially insensitive comments he made during the 2008 campaign season?
Insensitive speech would be a silly reason to step down. This is just another frivolous, inept attack from the Party of No. Harry Reid should step down for being too timid still trying to negotiate with the minority party. For god's sake, we finally have a 60-40 majority, and he's still trying to give it away to the right wing lunatic fringe! We need a majority party leader with balls and a big...
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Do I have an ugly body?
You look good. If you're into sports or fitness, then you're just right. If not, then your legs and stomach seem a little thick--but well within spec. :) You're far from ugly. I can't see anybody rejecting you for your shape. You could probably crush my head between your thighs. But what would my head be doing there? :)
It's hard to get a perspective from those photos. Are you quite tall?...
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Do fathers and daughters really have sex, or a regular basis?
Some do. Somebody posted a link to an article a few weeks ago. I don't know how reliable it is. Note that it was first published in Penthouse, a men's magazine. I make no claim on its authenticity. You'll have to decide for yourself.
BTW, if you're the father and you're thinking about porking your daughter, don't. You'll be sorry, and so will she.
Here is an excerpt from the article:
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Do you have a favorite poet? Can you give me your favorite verse that you think really captures your poet?
Wallace Stevens (1879 - 1955)
The Snow Man
One must have a mind of winter
To regard the frost and the boughs
Of the pine-trees crusted with snow;
And have been cold a long time
To behold the junipers shagged with ice,
The spruces rough in the distant glitter
Of the January sun; and not to think
Of any misery in the sound of the wind,
In the sound of a few leaves,
Which is...
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AGW Deniers take one of two tacks, "We're actually cooling." or "We're warming but because of natural causes." Sarah Palin's Washington Post op-ed argues for both! Contradiction, or just Palin being Palin?
If only we could make Al Gore go away the glaciers would stop melting, the Northwest Passage would freeze over again, dead polar bears would come back to life, Sarah Palin would start making sense, the climate would stabilize, and Jesus would return to convert the Jews. We'd all live happily ever after, if it weren't for that gol-dang Al Gore.
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What's the difference between smokers who deny tobacco is bad for you because it doesn't have an instant impact and a climate change denier?
Well said, but it'll pass right over the heads of the anti-science kiddies. Have you seen this book? "Doubt is Their Product." It compares the tobacco-causes-cancer deniers with the climate change deniers. It's the same gullible hillbillies who fall for both.
http://www.defendingscience.org/Doubt_is_Their_Product.cfm
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I don't think God will let global warming happen what do you think?
You and your god are in the wrong category.
# Science /
# Physical Sciences /
# Earth Sciences /
# Weather And Meteorology /
# Global Warming
You want religion.
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Has climate change consensus been compromised?
No.
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Do you think poetry is a good way to express your feelings? why or why not?
It may be therapeutic for the writer but it can be painful for others.
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If you could ask Elvis presley one question what would it be?
Dear Elvis
I really like your music.
May I have a Cadillac?
/s/
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If you could ask Elvis presley one question what would it be?
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What is the best "Roses are red..." poem you have ever heard?
I like the classic,
Roses are red, violets are blue;
I'm schizophrenic!
And so am I!
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
Abrahamic mythology.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Abrahamic_mythology
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What is the scariest ghost movie you have seen? I would suggest "The Haunting". The original, not the turkey remake.
My favorites (scariest) are "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (Tobe Hooper, 1974) and "The Thing from Another World" (1951). The original releases of both are the scariest, IMO.
"The Texas Chain Saw Massacre has gained a reputation as one of the greatest and most influential horror films of all time, originating several topoi common in the slasher film genre, including the characterization of...
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Is there a way to download Microsoft programs including powerpoint word excel and can you get it for free?
Bill Gates did not become the richest man in the world by giving away free software .
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What web browser(s) do you use?
Firefox 3.5 and SeaMonkey 2, both by Mozilla. SeaMonkey is a "suite," with browser, email, address book, composer, and IRC chat all built in. It's the replacement for "Mozilla Suite" of a few years ago. I'm using SeaMonkey right now. It's very similar to Firefox. Handy.
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Is my laptop any good for gaming?
It will be perfect for Solitaire.
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Instinct or common sense?(choose one only).
One.
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what happens after death? and where we all go after death.
After death you begin to decompose (rot). Decomposing flesh smells very bad, and that's why we bury bodies.
If you're cremated no flesh remains, just ashes. You can keep the ashes in an urn (container) if you wish.
When wild animals die, they are eaten by scavengers.
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What is the difference between a cow and a buffalo?
There are many differences. The DNA is different. They look different.
BTW, cows and buffalos both have horns. They're usually burned off cows while they're still calves--but not always. Read this:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_cows_have_horns
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if you putt a chair in a room then shut the door and no won can see it is it still there yes scientifically it dose butt do u know ?
Yes, it's still there. You can prove it by opening the door to verify it. You don't have to see it every second to know it's there.
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Do you believe in the hollow earth theory?
Well, I wasn't supposed to say anything, but me and my mates live down here. We come up at night to steal beer and batteries for the lights. We keep to ourselves b/c we don't like "groundies" coming down here. They jinx our ride. You better not say anything.
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What will happen 2012?
We'll recycle the Xmas tree and our 2011 calendars.
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Why do my socks turn upside down (with heel on top) when I wear them without shoes?
Call Father Flanagan immediately! You're possessed! You need an exorcism.
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What is the difference between analog and digital signals?
Digital does not mean binary. Digital simply means "in steps," as in counting. If you count your fingers, that's ten discrete steps. Each step is a discrete digital value ("digit" is the Latin for finger). However, if the volume control knob on an amplifier is continuously variable from 1 to 10, then it's analog, not digital.
A digital signal can have only a finite number of values between...
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Who sits up nights and thinks of questions to ask AB?!
People who need answers.
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What happens when you press down Alt + F4?
It closes the current application. That's all.
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What happens when you press down Alt + F4?
It closes the current application, the one you're working on.
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What does 3 gb ddr memory mean on a computer?
"3 GB" is the amount.
DDR is the type.
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What's jargon?
Jargon is simply slang that's peculiar to a particular hobby or business. Computer jargon is the slang related to computers.
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How do you feel about this article stating that Evolution is to become a compulsory subject for study in all state primary schools?
It's about time. It's important to teach science in public schools. Consider the alternatives.
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Is there any scientific merit to the theory of intelligent design?
No. "Intelligent Design" is not a theory but a belief. A theory is something that has been tested, corroborated, and proved. I.D. was devised by Christians to support their beliefs.
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In the old days when Teletype machines were used, they used to write "-30-" at the end of the story. Does anyone know why?
http://amateur-radio-wiki.net/index.php?title=Codes_and_Alphabets
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In the old days when Teletype machines were used, they used to write "-30-" at the end of the story. Does anyone know why?
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I need to edit a document that I scanned into my computer. Don't have Microsoft Office installed. Just Microsoft Works. Can I do this?
If OCR software came with your scanner it can convert the printed words into editable text. You can also buy an OCR package separately. If you don't have OCR software, then what you scanned was probably saved as an image (jpg, bmp, gif, etc), not text.
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how can people trust a man (al gore) who consumes 20 times as much as the people (average americans) he is telling to consume less?
Even if it were true, what does it have to do with global warming?
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When will jesus returns as we are waiting for his returns for 2000 years ?
Tuesday.
Sell all your stuff except a change of underwear. If Jesus doesn't show up, then maybe it's the following Tuesday. If you're a girl, don't wear a skirt. When you get raptured up, the guys below can see your undies. Always keep your faith, no matter how much people laugh and ridicule you.
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Why do you think that it is still a taboo for women to masterbate?
Taboo? Only if she won't let me watch.
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Will the new decade beginning with 2010 will we see new advances in technology and how?
No. Mankind has reached the limit of technological advancement. Things will begin reverting to earlier technologies. Transistors will be replaced with vacuum tubes. Automobiles will be replaced with horse-drawn buggies and farmers will till their fields using African water buffaloes.
MP3's will be phased out and replaced with 78 rpm records and wax cylinders. Record players will look like...
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I'm selling a new eco-friendly vibrator that runs on solar. Would you be interested in buying one?
By coincidence I'm developing a wind-powered vibrator. Once inserted, the only visible part is the little wind turbine, which is off-balance just enough to provide the vibration. It's great attention-getter and perfect for the female exhibitionist, since she needs to lie on her back in a windy area.
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I'm closing out remaining stock of my heavy-duty diesel-powered vibrator, for the woman...
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Guys..does it matter to u if a woman masturbates, or does it bother you?
It's a major turn-on.
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Do brothers and sisters really have a incest relationship
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Why are teenage girls so sexual these days?
Teenage girls have ALWAYS been sexual. Throughout history, until the last 100-200 years, the teen years were when girls got married and had children. Only a few centuries ago the average life expectancy was 30 or 40 years. If girls waited until 25 or 30 to become sexual, the human race would have ended long ago.
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What is your sexual orientation?
My orientation? Right now I'm facing south. You?
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Is There a "War on Christmas"?
The so-called war on xmas was invented by the lunatic Christian fundamentalist fringe and propagated by Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, in a desperate attempt to improve his waning popularity.
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Hi. here's my question. My gf won't tell me what is wrong but, she tells all of her friends. Is it cause she doesn't trust me? What do I do?
Dump her. This behavior will recur over and over in the future. Let the next guy deal with her problem.
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What are some nice things to tell a girl when you give her a flower?
"The force that through the green fuse drives the flower
Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees
Is my destroyer.
And I am dumb to tell the crooked rose
My youth is bent by the same wintry fever."
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Continued here:
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-force-that-through-the-green-fuse-drives-the/
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Who is the misinformer of the year for 2009?
Any or all of the following:
Rupert Murdoch, an Australian owns FoxNews and other major news organizations.
Roger Ailes, chairman and a longtime Republican political operative with ties to the presidential administrations of Richard M. Nixon, Ronald Reagan and George Herbert Walker Bush. While serving as head of Fox, Ailes also gave political advice to the George W. Bush administration....
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I was wondering what the most discriminated group of people might be. I've been attacked, because of my status. I wondered whether you have encountered this, through experience, during this day and age, and for what.
Sex offenders.
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I was wondering what the most discriminated group of people might be. I've been attacked, because of my status. I wondered whether you have encountered this, through experience, during this day and age, and for what.
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I was wondering what the most discriminated group of people might be. I've been attacked, because of my status. I wondered whether you have encountered this, through experience, during this day and age, and for what.
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What is the answer to 99 out of 100 question?
"Go ask your mother."
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If you were a billionaire, then what is the first item that you would buy?
A money bin.
http://lh5.ggpht.com/__7IJpoKX9tk/SYMdk4D2K4I/AAAAAAAAAJc/C1GCoqtREB0/ScroogeMcDuck.png?imgmax=800
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When can we expect the "wraith of god" to actually come? Is anybody willing to provide a specific forecast like a scientist?
Tuesday.
Sell everything and wait on the mountain top for further instructions.
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Was I wrong? After waiting for over 20 days for a cell phone charger I ordered I canceled the order. They were Muslems so I insulted them.
Listen to your wife.
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I just found a tampon in me, and its been in there for a week if i remember correctly. i have no symptoms of TSS but im scared.
Find out who put it there and tell him off.
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Where is my dark matter at?
Try to remember where you left it. Have you looked behind the couch?
Dark matter can be tricky to find. I once thought my basement had filled up with dark matter, but I discovered later that the light had burned out.
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If you went up in a helicopter and hovered in the same spot, would you land in a different position because the earth has been rotating?
As others have posted, if you "hover in the same spot" then then you will of course come down exactly where you took off.
However, if I understand what you meant to ask, maybe you could replace the helicopter with a hot air balloon, and assume that the air is perfectly still (no breezes). The atmosphere surrounding the earth is moving _with_ the earth. If it were not, then we would all be...
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If you went up in a helicopter and hovered in the same spot, would you land in a different position because the earth has been rotating?
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How long after an abortion can a girl start having sex again?
Are you asking as a guy or a girl? Your profile says male, but your photos look like a pretty girl. If you're a trannie, your doctor did a good job. But why do you still claim to be "male"?
A little clarification would help in giving you a thoughtful answer. Who are you, and are you asking for yourself or for somebody else?
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Can someone explain DVD and CD burner formats for dummies?
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Where did the term 'bug in the software' come from? Was there ever a real bug in some software or is that just an urban legend?
The term "bug" goes back a long way. Thomas Edison used 'bug' to describe a problem in a machine. Here's a brief history:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_bug
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I am in a relationship with a guy that is 4 years older than i am, and I am trying to make him hot and turn him on. He is 44, and i am 40. I want to do something that will make his jaw drop, and I need help. Come on you guys out there, spill!
You're 40 y/o and you don't know how to turn a guy on?? If not, try to remember how you turned on other lovers. If you're fresh out of the convent and he is your first lover, then I apologize.
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What is the way to "turn on" an ex boyfriend? how do i make him "want" me?
How did you turn him on when he was your bf?
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If a heterosexual male only wants to perform oral sex on another man that has a very large penis would that make him Bi -Curious?
He's gay.
A straight guy does not want a penis in his mouth.
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What does :)
:) means you're smiling.
:( means you're frowning.
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I have installed a program on a computer I am now replacing. I have since lost the original install disk.
Those critical missing files are probably drivers for the different hardware devices on the new computer. If you still have the receipt for the program in question you can try to get the publisher to send you another copy, but it's doubtful. You'll probably have to shell out for a new copy.
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Which spider is the most deadly?
I believe it's a toss-up between the Brazilian Wandering Spider and the Sydney Funnel-web.
"Severe funnel-web spider envenoming is confined to NSW and southern Queensland; tree-dwelling funnel webs (H. cerberea and H. formidabilis) have the highest envenoming rates."
~http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15850438
Note: "H." means the genus, Hadronyche
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadronyche...
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How many spiders do we eat when we are sleeping?
12.
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What does it mean to format my computer?
Correction: you don't "format a computer." You format a storage device, such as a hard disk, a floppy disk, a USB flash drive. My computer has all of these drives, so it would be confusing if I said, "I'm going to format my computer." You format a storage medium, such as a disk, to prepare it to store data.
You can also format a disk to clear the data that's stored on it and prepare it to...
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Do you have Restless Vagina Syndrome? What are you taking for it?
This report appears to be legitimate, but I can't prove it:
"Restless Genital Disorder":
http://jezebel.com/5428040/restless-genital-disorder-terrorizes-woman-amuses-new-york-post
Women with this condition are urged to call me right away for ,uh, consultation.
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Do you have Restless Vagina Syndrome? What are you taking for it?
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Do you have Restless Vagina Syndrome? What are you taking for it?
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When I say q&p is it clear that I mean cut and paste?
No, it's not clear. Q & P is meaningless. Say "copy and paste" or "cut and paste."
If your audience is a little more advanced you can get away with "cut-paste" and "copy-paste."
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When I say q&p is it clear that I mean cut and paste?
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How does one pronounce "HTML" or "XHTML" or "XML"? Do you just say the letters? I am teaching myself the code, and having a lot of fun doing it, but I can't talk about it!
Just say the letters. That's almost always true of computer acronyms. Example: LOL does not rhyme with doll. You say the letters. LED does not rhyme with bed. You say the letters, L, E, D, (light emitting diode).
Exception: B.A.S.I.C. stands for "Beginers' All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code" but it's pronouced "basic."
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