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Is Whitney Houston the best vocalist in the world? LOL, hell no. Has-been springs to mind.

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What are the struggles of LIVING with a single mother? She only feeds me 3 times a day, it's some horrible milk and mashed up veg. She sits around watching old re runs of Friends and eating ice cream, I need a father figure in my life :-)

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What's your pleasure? Having a women riding me like a bucking bronko

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Where do you want to be when you die? Flying through the sky with the butterflies

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When you attended the last call on your phone. Who was it? Obama, keeps asking me where to put his nobel peace prize....I already told him where to stick it !

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What else could you be doing right now besides AB? Damn that's a silly question, I have needs and there are women....nuff said :-)

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Who are you thinking of right this minute? Paloma Faith

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, who will a banana a day keep away? Depends if your a man or a women LOL

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What is the cheapest thing in your house? My pride, you can have me for 2 dollars ;-)

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Girls, please don't take this wrong, but I ran across a web site, called fucking machines, Have any of you girls, ever tried a machine and if so, how was it tell me your story. Well since no girls have replied...... I invented one 2 years ago and it's the bomb, you should try it ;-) Try youporn.com and type in sex machines or fucking machines.

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What is something you would see in the back of a dump truck? A dump?

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What time should I pick you up? So are there any good looking men where you are ?

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What's one thing You don't want to see? My tax bill

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Is there anything i can help YOU with? My fly seems to be stuck ;-)

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What might someone try NOT to catch? A falling tree?

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What's something someone might peel off? I nice girls clothes :-)

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What's one thing you recognize the instant YOU get a whiff of it? LOL, pussy....No No that's too nasty. Erm I know.. Roast chicken MMmmm

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What might someone get tired of pushing? For a poo?

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My county apparently has the highest number of dangerous drunk drivers in the province. What is your county/state/city known for that isn't something you'd want on the tourist brochures? Alabama has the highest interbreeding rates

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Darn it! I stepped in/on ________________ again! (humorous replies encouraged!) Obamas nobel peace prize?

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Do you think American-styled Italian food is better than authentic? I don't see how you could even ask that question. Authentic Italian food is completely different to anything American, you can't just spread peanut butter and jello on a pizza and call it authentic or putting a chilli dowg with some spaghetti ain't authentic.

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What are two things that are NOT good to do- one right after the other? Be sick, then kiss your girlfriend

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Dear Diary, today I _____________. (fill in the blank ?) Slept with my best friends Mum, man it was good!

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It's a quarter after one, I'm _________________ and I need you now... What would you put in the blank? Busting for a dump

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Are you as religious or a spiritual person? I was, now I'm not.

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HAS ANYONE EVER GOT TWO OR MORE SPANKINGS IN ONE DAY. EXPLAIN. I wish!!

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Do you find women with full lips more attractive than those with small, or pencil thin ones? Absoluteley :-)

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If you had the technology and the brains to design a machine...what would it be? It would be a machine that turned all the stuff we throw away in to building materials for third world countries :-) Or on a personal note, a machine that could make me fly with the birds and be free to travel anywhere and see anything.

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Its the last night on earth...what do you do to go out with a bang? Stick a grenade up my ass and pull the pin?

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What was the last thing that you did for somebody that was really nice? I drove around the area tonight to help my neighbour find his dog, I know it's not great but I felt good.

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May I welcome you to my_________? Naked house warming party

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What is your weapon of choice, if you have or own one? Weapons are for softies with no brains. The mind is the thing to be scared of.

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What time should I pick you up? I'll be waiting outside at 7, don't be late, I have something special for you ;-)

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When people tell you they have had out of body experiences, do you beleive them? I had an out of body experence once, my mate gave me this really bad acid and I was floating round the room but not in a good way, it was like I was dead and looking down on my life...Bum deal.

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All right guys, Their have been several questions on here about breast size, so I want to know, Do you think 36D boobs, on a girl 5'51/2" tall, 107 to 110 #, is TO big or TO small or JUST right. Seriously, I want to know. Because my B/F likes them. The size is good if not a little too big, depends how they sit, if you take off your bra and they drop to your knees....That's no good. If you take of your bra and they're pretty perky...That's perfect.

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If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg? I tripped over my tongue when I saw your beauty

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What is the hottest...sexiest ...non-sexual thing a girl can do? A smile always does it for me but women can be sexy wihout even knowing it, how they sit or lay or the way they eat something or just the way they lick there lips after eating a chocolate but to see a single drop of sweat or melted ice water slowly run down a womens tanned body in to her belly button is so damn sexy

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Hey... are we there yet? Just a little further, go back to sleep.

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Is the grass greener on the other side? Why? Always...Until the day we wake up and realise that our lives have nearly gone, then we settle and accept what we have...Shame realy.

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What was the last thing you experimented with? I know it's a bit naughty but I actually put 3 ice cubes in my JD & Coke insted of 2.....I know.. I'm living life on the edge right?

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Was it...just another day at the office? Yep, Brunch at a 5star hotel paid for by clients, then a hellish meeting in the jacuzzi, a quick seaweed wrap then a heartly lunch in a michellin star rest.... By the time I got home I was knackered

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Can you answer this? I wouldn't _____________ for a million dollars. I wouldn't sniff your crack for a million dollars

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What is the most satisfying feeling you've had? I would love to say busting my nuts in some nice bird....But honestly it was passing my motorbike test.

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If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab? Some bread and a fork, you can't beat the taste of fire cooked toast :-)

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What is the very best thing that happened to you today? I thought I'd sharted but it just turned out to be a fart...Phew!

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______ the ______. What words can you use to fill in the blanks? (Mine:ANSWERBAG the BEST PLACE TO HANG OUT!) It's the shit

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Why so smug? I just looked at that monster in my pants....WOW

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Make a sentence using the words Pretzels, Charming, Smooth, Noon and AB. Can you do it? I'm a charming guy, tasty like a pretzel smooth as a babies bum on on christmas day at noon but I hate answering questions on AB.

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How many times have you gone to the bathroom so far? Thousands of times I am 34

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Has something changed drastically today? OH fuck me yes, the shit has hit the pan!

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When you look out your window what do you see A naked women through every door and window my god am I in heaven :-)

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I M BORED WHAT CAN I DO IN DELHI Buy some cured ham :-)

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I've run out of spontaneous, witty,and originally sarcastic question. What should I ask next? How long will it be before the cast of Friends reunite for a movie

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Where is the love...?...Where is the love you've been searching for...? I think it's just around the corner...Well I hope it is anyway :-)

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How can I make my bike lighter so that I can climb hills easier? Try tying a few helium balloons to it, it worked for Winnie the pooh :-)

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Is the BLACK ROSE real, or a myth? Depending on the sources you check online, it can be either. What is the truth, and if it is indeed real, is it also true that they sell for around $40 each, because they are so rare? We actually grew (completely by accident) black roses in our garden in England, a few of my neighbours told me they were very rare but we just took them for granted!

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At what time of the day are you more likely to want sex? Anytime I have the urge or a sexual thought. Shit, that's all the day and night ;-)

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Where can I watch "50 man creampie" for free? Is this something you would like to experience?

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Is it cheating to go to a strip joint and get a lap dance HELL NO! It's just a bit of fun..Like like finding a twenty and keeping it, your not hurting anyone :-)

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If you went to church confession booth today, what would you be confessing? ~True!!

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Why do you continuously trust people who you know you shouldn't? Because you want them to be better XX

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When is the last time you ate steak? I don't anymore, ever since I found out that your body can't digest it and it just rots away in your stomach causing all kinds of bad diseases, it kinda put me off!

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I have a bottle of Bailey's Irish Creme. I've never had it before. What is a good way to drink this? Straight? A mix? Only ever straight :-)

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Do you know a good place to buy Las Vegas VIP Night Club Passes at a discount? Yeah, just send me a cheque for 200E and I'll send you a pass back for every club.....Honest!

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Do you call the game with a round ball football or soccer? Football, only Americans call it soccer, the rest of the world call it football.

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Who would you like to share a Bath with? Jenna Haze

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Has anyone been captured by aliens from another planet? Last year, I was taken to a place with cloured lights and loud music with strange people dancing around me.

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Does anyone believe that heaven is on another planet? That's a nice thought, I hope it's true :-)

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WHERE DOES THE LAST NAME ABEYTA COME FROM? A boy entered your tight anus

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What do you do in all you life, that make you the pro. that you are? Listern to people

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Is there a time when you've realized that you were holding your breath for a while until your body gives off a signal telling you that you need air? (Being underwater doesn't count!) I'm glad it's not just me

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What do you value more than anything else in the world? My Daughter

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My wife is going dancing this friday night with a guy she works with,how short is to short of a mini skirt to wear,she is wearing one thats 10" long. Send me a photo and I'll decide ;-)

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What was your worst day ever? 5th March 2008, the day my Mum died

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How is everyone feeling today Like I woke up with an extra 2"

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What is the First thing that comes to mind when someone say "Back Stabber"? Presidents and prime ministers

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Do you ever do get annoyed at someone for something (such as smacking or saying a word too much) only to later realize you do the exact same thing? Hell yeah, I hate that :-(

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You have been sentenced to do community service? You get to pick your job. What would you choose? I would have to be the carer for the abused animals

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What will you think about your gf/bf, if you see her/him with some one else and they were kissing and loving. Damn that would turn me on :-)

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How can i get my boyfriend in the mood even if he is tired and really not wanting to? how can i get him hard? If that's you in the pic.....just dress like that ;-)

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Several times a week I sit in the parking lot before heading home & bawl my eyes out for I have nothing to go home to. What's your secret? Lots of beer in the fridge, sorry man .

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What is IBS and how do you get it? Irratable bowel syndrome, most commonly caused by Red meat, dairy and not eating enough soluble fiber before or during a meal resulting in terrable stomach pains

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Do you have an easy button, and when do you push it? Hi hun, missed you, times are rough

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I'll do anything you want, anything at all if you'll just _______. Kick me in the balls

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What do you wish your real name was? FunJohn

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When is it good to have a dollar? When I choose Paris Hiltons next red carpet dress

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If u were stranded on a island and u cld bring three things what would those three things be? Tits, fanny & ass

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Can you complete this? Fat ____________. igued

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Will Obamas economy plan be successful? LOL erm NO!

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Guys, What was the most un-sexy thing a woman said to you? Do you like my crotchless panties...a huge no no!

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What's the best way to seduce a female? Tell them your FunJohn.....the rest is easy

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What is god exactly? Not answering my prayers

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Why is the ocean salty? Because all the human waste gets pumped in to it

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Do you have an easy button, and when do you push it? I wish, one day I hope :-)

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What is something that you can have 1000 of and never find one when you need it? Women

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Is it normal to get really bad pains in your stomach while 7 month pregnant? The only time it is really bad is when my partner comes home, Do you think the baby knows his daddy is home? I'm just answering this to get you noticed again on the board, cos i want you to get a good reply :-)

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If you were to have a fantasy job, what would it be? First date tester and rater

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I was turned down for a transfer in December, today they called me up and ask if I still wanted it. If you had the opportunity to transfer to a better job, but it was 40 minutes farther away would you do it? Hell no, thats 40 mins less sleep!

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If you shit yourself a little in the car, just a little, and you dont want to pull over, what do you wipe yourself with while driving? The prostitutes tongue I picked up earlier

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What are some things that make this world a bad place? Religeon

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Puerto Rican & Mexican mix, what is your mix? Sexaholic/alcaholic

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You know your getting older when _______. What? Your nose hair is tickling your lips

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It's official, I've become _______. What? Horny

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What is the sexiest word in the English language? Silky

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Have a look at the nearest dvd case to you. What does the 'tagline' on the front say? maybe I can guess the dvd. Just when you thought she couldn't take anymore

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Top______? What goes in the blank? oo or not to poo

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The highest excellence in a human being is _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) Being able to hit the spot ;-)

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When I say Wide Open Spaces and Free To Roam, What is the first thing you think of? Madagascar the kids film

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I thought about YOU last night. Was it a dream or nightmare? As you woke up wet, I guess it was a dream

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I am seriously thinking about ending my life. I was laid off from my job and at the age of 27 forced to move into my mother's basement. I can't find work even though I try like hell everyday. I have no friends, no boyfriend. My life is a nightmare. Which is worse, been in a crap situation which you can one day make better without a doubt and start having a good life ....or....being stuck in a deep hole in the ground with nothing but blackness and no way back?

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Guys: When you see a nice looking woman do you look at her butt? No, I smile at her and then look at her but

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Right now i feel like committing suicide what should i do? Talk to a good friend

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Do you think that you can stop someone from cheating on you? Yeah, if you cut their bits off :-)

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What is your definition of "slut"? A bitch who fucks but won't make the bed after

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Is it true about South Korea. After crapping in the camode, you have to put the toilet paper you use in the waste basket instead of flushing it down the toilet? After I heard that, I changed my vacation plans and went elsewhere. Yes you have to do it in Greece, Turkey and most eastern countries, in parts of America they shit in the woods and use bark and leaves to wipe...true!

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Do you have a question? How tall is a tree?

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I will never forget the little people that made me famous. What can I do to repay the little people that got me here? Stop calling them little people

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Ever see the same numbers regularly? I don't even know if this would have any meaning, or if it's just a coincidence. But often times, I'll walk into a room, look at the clock and it will say 11:11. Or I'll get in the car and it will say 11:11. Yes, it's a well known fact that if you constantly look at your clock and it says 22.22 it means your sex starved.

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Alright, who broke into my house last night and stole all my panties? Me, you can't beat the smell of pussy for breakfast

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Young_____. What? Virgin

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Did you catch a glimpse of that woman on the corner? She has the worlds biggest______!!!! What? Bogey hanging out of her nose

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Is there anything more annoying than a jackhammer outside your bedroom window at 6AM? Groups of young women knocking on my door for sex

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Ladies has something ever happened to your partner that made him flip out making you feel afraid on how he was acting and if so what was it When the credit card bill comes

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How do you remove dealership stickers from your car without messing the paint up? Yep the hair dryer is the top answer, I used to use it when I had my sign writing business.

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I feel like poo today- can anyone say anything that might cheer me up? Winnie the pooh?

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How as the london underground built? With tools

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Your favorite "shag": shag hair style, shag carpet, shaggy or shaggy dog? Shagging the ass off some fit bird

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DO YOU TRULY KNOW GOD..? No but I know a man who does

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Why is it that when i think about my friend that passed i automatically want to cry and run somewhere where i can be alone and not see or talk to anyone i feel SO awkward, is it normal? As someone in the same position, yes it's nomal. Time will heal but from time to time the same strong feelings will come back, it's what makes you human and caring.

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Can hair hold germs? Does hair have hands?

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Why is it so hard for guys to talk about the future when they're in a serious relationship? We've been together for almost 3 years and have talked about being together forever. Why is a subject like kids so hard to talk about? Depends on age, if he's young he might feel his life is moving on too fast, try slowing things down a bit and enjoying today more.

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What do you think the world will be in the year 2050? Round with water and land?

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If a woman having an affair with a married man is called a mistress, what is a man having an affair with a married woman called? FUN!

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What is the fastest you have ever personally driven a car on the highway? What kind of car was it? 160 mph, works Evo

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Whats the best flirty text you ever sent/got? I'm wearing handcuffs and nothing else.....it worked ;-)

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Is it okay to "let" young children win games, or is that giving them the impression that they can never lose? I think a happy medium is best

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Have you ever dream about something and it occured a short time later? Yeah, I dreamed I would have sex with Angelila Jolie and 3 days later it happened!

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Do you dive into the Sunday's paper just for the coupon section? No, I prefer to dive in to my pool

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I may be buying a 2000 Dodge Dakota 6 cylinder pick up. What is the history of reliabilty for this vehicle and what problems seem to be inherent? As the world is quickly running out of oil, I would opt for something less thirsty

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I like what I can't get. Once I have a girl, I don't want her anymore. How do I stop this? If you like the challenge, try going for a Nun instead

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What was your worst drunken experience? Waking up in jail with a big shag bite on my neck, then having to meet my wife later that day

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Is England the biggest city in europe? It's a country not a city, you bell end

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Has anyone seen the movie Catch Me If You Can? It is an old Decaprio movie and is a true story. I was amazed. Yeah, it's one of my favorites!

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Will Curt Warner win another Superbowl? Is this supposed to be one of those tongue twisters?

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What is the first thing you think of when you hear the word "Light"? Light hearted

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I waited for you two hours. What happened? I got hard and poked myself in the eye, had to go to hospital. OK now though.

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Do you believe in the quote the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree? No I think the wind carries it about 3 miles away

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I'd rather kiss a --------, than kiss you! Goddess

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So if SaraMonster and I were drowing, and you could only rescue one of us, which one of us would you save? And why? I'd save the one who could put the biggest smile on my face ;-)

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I am _____ years old (you can lie) and I have never _________?. 33/eaten a chilli dog

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What would you like to know about Little Miss Dangerous? Will you be in my stocking this year?

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Who would like to join me in wishing all Answerbag members and staff a merry Christmas in 2008 and a happy new year for 2009? You hun XX :-)

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Later on we'll ______________! Have some fun !

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Up on the housetop click, click, click! What the heck is up on your rooftop? Click Click Click....It's some damn idiot using his laptop on my WIFI account! :-)

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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose? I would like the power to bring people together......and being invisible would be kinda fun!

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Is there something/someone that you love too much? Food, sex, fun, wine.....doesn't have to be in that order :-)

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Men, what size pants do you wear? Whatever size I can fit my huge trouser snake inside

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Top 10 uses for a Doughnut please.....? I keep one as a spare in case I loose my halo :-)

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Hey where is my other Sock? I'm using it as a condom, you can have it back in 30 mins!

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Are you a flatterer? Yeah baby. Your on fire tonight!

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Name five main websites you go to in order. AB Weather Gmail Yahoo mail Redtube

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How would you feel if you were asked 'Shouldn't you be in bed now'? If it was a hot girl saying it with some lube in her hand, I'd be smiling!

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If you are not French, which French actors do you know? That guy off Ronin and French kiss

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Are You A Homely Person? Very much so :-)

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If your body was Magnetic, what would you attract? Trouble. I don't want it, it finds me!

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Is it ever ok to tell a lie? Of course, if it spares someones feelings :-)

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What would you think if they started serving beer at McDonald's? Ha Ha, they do sell beer at my local Mcdonalds Kronengourg.

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Does "God" exist? If you believe so do you also believe that all other religions are false? No one cares anymore.

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If you could give up all the excitement in your life in trade for never feeling bored again, would you do it? Good question! Most people would give a stupid answer to this without giving it the complex thought it deserves. Well done :-)

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Do you think I'm stupid? Do YOU think your stupid? If the answer is yes, then your probably stupid. Check the dictionary and see.

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If you were blind for the rest of your life... what would you miss seeing the most? How much was left on the toilet paper after I wipe.

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Have you ever got drunk and woke up with an injury? I woke up once in a jail cell and I had a massive shag bite on my neck (hicky) I just hope I got it before I got thrown in the cells!

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Do you find it hard to start dating again after a breakup? Yeah it's much easier when your in a relationship ;-)

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Have you ever misspelled your OWN NAME? SOrry to admit I have ...looked down and felt really stupid! lol I misspell on almost every sentence cos I type and watch telly at the same time

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Why are you on answerbag at the moment? Getting away from the stress :-)

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What keeps you where you are? My house, as soon as I can sell it I'm off, A long way away!

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Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? No, life has a way of putting random stuff in your way but some things hit close to the bone and make you read in to them too much.

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say christmas FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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If u had money,cars,houses, men and or girls will u be fully happy? No, I need a bouncy castle as well :-)

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You know you're going crazy when _________. Can you fill this in? blind people

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How would you describe your body? Heavenly

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Have you ever said anything racist? Everything is classed as racism now, you can't take a shit without been called racist cos it's brown.

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Do you want to be emotionaly closer to your family? Yeah, but the thought also scares me too.

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What is the first word that comes to mind when you think "Italian"? LOL Cheesy fat guys with slick back hair wearing oversized medalions necklaces and smelling of too much aftershave.

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In jan I was diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome..told to take Miralax 2x day..ok for mos. now pain is back, I burp a lot, feel as if someone is maybe squeezing my intestine, feel cnstipated yet constant urge to go, crampy low belly pain. is this IBS? I went to the hospital with all the symptoms you describe and they told me I had IBS. If this is something else please could you let me know.

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Ever had a bad shaving experience? Describe it! My girl asked me to trim about 10 years ago, so I though fair enough, I did it and my tool looked massive, but now I have to do it every 2 weeks or so, it's a real pain.....I know I know, welcome to a womens world right!!!

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How many times did you move in 2008? If your counting every ligerment about 35 million times

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What would you do if you having sex with your girl and out of nowhere your girlfriend farted? I'd go home and DO the wife instead :-)

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Whats the worst death your afraid of? Having a fat women sit on my face and kill me. I actually want to human combust in a crowded restaraunt :-)

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Who's that knocking at my door? The taxi driver you bailed out on without paying!

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What habits do you have that contribute to your health and happiness? My habbits contribute mainly to the decline of my health like, drinking and eating too much good food, but I'm worth it :-)

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When your list of things to do gets to long how do you stay focused? A pen, a pad and a bottle of JD :-)

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What would you say was one of your most "shining moments" in life, something that stick out above the rest. When I advised Tom Cruise to take up acting

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Have you ever been caught in the act, any act? Oh yes ;-)

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What is one thing that annoys you about other drivers? That most of them drive a newer car than me :-)

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Do you hate know it alls? I hate know it all's, but love try it all's :-)

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Have you ever started a rumor about yourself just for the fun of it? No, but I will now, thanks!

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How do you respond when you answer the phone and someone asks "What are you wearing?" I say, I'm wearing your wifes g-string

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__________ is the 8th deadly sin. Terrorism

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I've never ridden a horse,what's it like? It's about 6ft tall with 4 legs and a tail.

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What would you get me for christmas? Pregnant

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How many visitors does am1500.com get As it's such a forgetable name, I'd say about 50.

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I slept for sooo long and hard, that when I woke up I had __________ in my eye!? Eyebrow hair?

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Before the end of 2008 I should _______? Make people smile :-)

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If you could have the kind of home life that you wanted, what would it be like? Fun :-)

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If you could wake up every morning to the distinct smell of any one thing, what would you choose? The ocean

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First thing that comes to mind when i say"islamic jehadis"? Easily led, simple minded, brainwashed mugs

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What was the worst lie you were ever led to believe? How long did it go on for? A women once told me she didn't fancy me, she led me on for nearly 3 mins, it was hell!

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Would u walk down the street with your laundry in a push cart? I already have to walk down the street with my cock in a push cart, so adding some laundry wouldn't be a problem.

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If I could __________ I would ___________, would you fill in the blanks please? "get away with it" "rob a bank"

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I'm told my farts stink, could I fill my ass with glade and fart flowery scents? I think that would be a short term solution, instead try one of those blue things you stick down the toilet.

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When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind? Jennae

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If you could make anything illegal, what would it be? Why? Underwear

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Is it REALLY your reflection in the mirror, or a conspiracy to make it look like we look a certain way? Keep off the weed my friend!

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How do you keep two dachshunds from mating? we dont want them to yet. Give them some bromine

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When your shooping have you ever left an item in your wagon at check out on purpose because you wanted it but didnt want to pay for it (try to slip it pass the cashier)? LOL, someone told me that if you like smoked salmon to put it under your 6Xbottles of water cos no one checks!

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What will you tell your children or grandchildren about 2008? That it was the year, my Mum, Best friend & Dog died. Basicly it sucked!

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May I invite you to the website: http://spacecollective.org/edanet? No.....

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What was the last thing you repaired yourself? My Grandma's dildo

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What do you keep on hand for unexpected visitors? Viagra and a condom

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What or Who are you sharing a Bed with tonight? 2 Pillows and a duvet.....oh and my wife.

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What would you rate me from a 1-10? A cute 8

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What do women talk about when guys aren't around? FunJohn ;-)

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Last week I watched for the first time the "Rocky horror picture show" and I liked it. What a great while! What do you think of this movie? Shite

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If you were to be elected President what would be the first thing that you would do? Stop telling lies

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Do you hide the goodness that's inside of you? Only for a cautious short time, then I'm all good :-)

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What are your favorite "almost dirty" words? Mine are "masticate" and "succulent" Curvy like a peach

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When was the last time you cried? Why did you cry? Were you happy or sad? Saturday night when I found out my best friend had died. I was sad. But I'm OK now :-)

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How do you back down from a fist fight without looking like a wimp? Laugh and say " a fist fight, yeah, get a life, this is the 21st century not the 19th "

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Do you know a lot about subjects that are not related to your job? I know everything about everything I know about

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Do you know what you want? If so what is it? Fun :-)

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Ever been called 'Bone Idle'? No but i've been called Ideal boning material

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Have you ever visually seen anything that you can't explain? A guy I worked with swore he saw a 5 foot high jackrabbit while camping in the desert. Yeah, I saw a complete cock-end run the country!

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Have you ever had a premonition that has come true? Yeah! I predicted someone would try to shaft me this week......and guess what!

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Do you wish you took more pictures while out with your friends? I like your latest very nice!

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What would you do if I sat in front of you with two armed guards, a duffle filled with hundreds, and I place a jar of mayo in front of you with a straw in it? Use the straw to put the mayo on my chips (fries) Take the money and laugh at the armed guards who wouldn't stand a chance :-)

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Has anybody else noticed that there typing skills have improved since they started AB? I'm typing faster but my spelling is getting worse

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Once your day has started badly, does it get better? I get better after a few JD's

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Revenge is sweeter than......... What was your all time sweetest payback moment? A guy pissed me off so I got 10 ton of top soil delivered on to his driveway.

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*Take ANYTHING but NOT My _________!? Vaginity. ;-)

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If there was a party, and everyone from AB was there, who would you seek out first? why? All the sexy girls ;-)

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Everything has a beginning and an end except what? A circle

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Fill in the blank....Id rather eat-----------------than to kiss your lips. Your pussy

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Have you noticed that men are choosing cats over dogs lately? Why is that? No, I like dogs better, loyal and fun

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Can anyone tell me the full "nantucket" poem...the only part of it I have heard b4 is..There once was a man from nantucket who lost all his money on the stock exchange

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Guys - have you got a name for your 'little man? Floorscraper

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'arrogance'? New yorkers

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What's the easiest way and place to meet girls who are virgins? Try an all girls school, or Alabama

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Who do you miss the most? and wish were here still and why? My Mum & My Dog who both died this year

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Can you name two things that just DONT belong together? P Diddy & fame

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'center'? That you spelt it wrong

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Parents: Do you often feel that other parents must be envious of you for having such beautiful, smart, and/or well-behaved children? All the time

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Real Christmas tree this year or fake? Real, you can't beat the smell at Christmas

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Do you believe that the US gov't monitors emails and postings for terrorist acts? If so, what keywords do you think they search for? Stuff that helps them create fear for the media to inflict more fear on the public to help them get more votes.

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Do you have a Right and Left Sock? Yeah, they're kappa and have markings on either side, GREAT!

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Scream if you wana go __________________? :) For the second round of ass spanking

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Iam a woman of 23 years old. I want to become a fairy. What should I do? Get some wings, try lovehoney.co.uk

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Who do you need on the MainLine? A reliable train driver

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Finish this sentence.If you( ),I will( )you. If you fart I will slap you

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If you were a character on Red Dwarf who would you be and why? I like the pussy, always have.

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Why do so many people end up so snobby like Alexandra Grajales? People naturally want to better themselves and that makes for forks in the road, one too many wrong turns will turn you in to a snob

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What will you buy? A good education for my daughter

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If you could turn back the clock and be anything you wanted in life what would you be? Someone who has the ability to trust only the trustworthy and spot the fakes.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind upon hearing, "diet"? Tasteless food!

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Me and my man are fighting(no not physically),i got pissed cause he wasnt giving me his complete attention when we were talking on the phone,i was fussing about it,then i sighed then he hung up on me and hasn't called me since.it was bout 30 mins ago. All problems need time, take yours and call later when you've both had time to cool down. If the problems persist then maybe it's time to move on.

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Hot and_____ WOW that's a big bill! Going to work now, hopefully speak to you later X

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What are three ways the French helped the Americans during the Revolutionary War? Baguette, coguille, et pas cher vin

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Why haven't we been hearing yelling from other countries for our economy (U.S.)? Shouldn't we be held responsible? Europe is voltronning together while we're over here drilling. Being greedy!

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In your current marriage, how old were you and s/he when you married? I'm 64 and my wife is 19, we have been married for 5 years, she's really good around the house and all my servants seem to like her too, they are always telling me how good she is!

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Dirty Little __________! Taliban fighter?

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"you dont have to like me but you will _______ me" Spank?

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What if you discovered someone you had been flirting with on here was a member of your family? LOL that would be funny, Good question :-)

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What do you want from me?! A nice strong coffee

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Where is your favorite place to go out for the evening, Why? Peeping through womens bedroom windows!

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So... how was it for you? Could have been better, less teeth and more lips please!

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What kind of car do you drive? Typing and driving! What a combination LOL

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Chips are best with _________. Mayonnaise

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You here a knock at your door and Jesus answers. What do you do? Ask him why he gets all the credit for his brothers work. Don't downgrade this answer unless you've read the bible.

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I am sitting at home, looking out the window and waiting for the first forecasted snow to fall - what are you waiting for? Santa to get his fat ass down my chimney with that new convertable I asked for ages ago!

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Do you miss your dog? More than you will ever know!

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What is your bad habit? Are you kidding, I'm perfect ;-)

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How much do you enjoy SEX!!!! More than most ;-)

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I really want to have sex w/ a random person but dont want an std what should i do? Wear a condom

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For you, tropical paradise means _________. Palm trees, soft white sands, clear blue skies and clear blue ocean.

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If the word ends in /able/, what could it be? Fu*kable

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News flash Cow goes_____________ (finish off caption the funnyier the better see picture below this might help Mad?

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What do you say has been the biggest mistake in your life? Worked too hard and not had enough family time.

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Did you give someone a blowjob today? Er... No!

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What you'll ganna do if you become a poooooooooor man (him\her)? Rent my cock out!

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Who's has better lovers, Canada Or USA? Why? Neither, England has the best lovers without a doubt

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If you were a Mermaid or Merman what would your name be? Bubbles

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Finish my sentence please. i always? Hold doors open for women and then give them a sexy smile

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What's the first thing you think of in the morning? Damn I'm fed up of getting poked in the face by my huge......

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What come to your mind when I say "Tasty"? Piece of ass

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What should I do on my day off? Seaweed wrap and a bottle of Champers!

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What is your worst habit[s]? The drink!

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Which is the correct way to say it? "I am a member (to or of) an association"? I am in need of validation, should do the trick!

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I can't find the missing sock! Where is it? Didn't you use it as a condom?

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How would you react if your 13 years old child came to you one night and told you that he/she was raped three years ago but was afraid to tell you? I'd be gutted that she didn't realise she could have come to me in her time of need and would question how good a father I'd been.

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How vain can you be? I have a picture of myself in my rear view mirror, but sometimes it goes away!

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What is common for you to buy at the grocery store? Judies huge date DVD

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Where are you going? > What are your plans past this time? > Where would you like to be in time to come? Forward, happiness, content.

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Less talk, more...? Wine

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Do you have or have you had a 'rescue pet'? Care to share your story? We took a rescue dog and had 16 happy years with her!

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If you just won 100 million dollars, what percentage would you give to charity? 95% 5 mil is enough for anyone, anything else is just greedy!

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If you were a monkey, who would you throw poop at? Paul McCartney, the selfish bas**rd

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Have you ever broken the law...and got caught? Hasn't everyone?

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Whats an invention that you think is a good idea, but has not been invented yet? The 15 minute orgasm pill

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"Live from New York, it's ____________!" Can you please fill in the blank? Another president with a big mess to clean up!

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Please don't touch my__________? Rotweilers tongue

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Do you think Starbucks is overrated? Overpriced but the coffee is good

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This girl is friends with my friend, and she's been spreading rumors about me. I don't know if my friend is doing the same thing with her, so how do i confront her? Wake up and realise no one would be that stupid

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A man living on the 13th floor of an appartment building enters an elevator and presses the lobby button. On his way down, the power in the building goes out and the elevator stops. He then relises that his wife just died. How did she die? She saw a picture of me and her pussy exploded

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Do you know who's hiding under your bed? My tax inspector, but he's not actually hiding.......and he's not breathing either!

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What is the most haunting sound you have ever heard? Last orders at the bar!

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Guys:Have you ever done something crazy with hair remover? I removed some hair with it once........I know CRAZY right?

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Guys... how would you feel if your girlfriend wanted to have another girl join in with you in the bedroom every now and then? That would be great I have many shirts that need ironing!

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What is your most recent "oops" moment? Sent a dirty email to the wrong person by accident

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Does your offer include the whole Kit & Kaboodle? If so can you tell me just what? Yep my underpants and chin stubble it's all yours!

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Last week I was in rough shape...I mean Im all right now but was mugged by a skoal bandit. Anything like that ever happen to you? What the hell are you talking about? how could you get mugged by a tin of chewing tobacco?

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"Dirty jobs" what do you think is the dirtiest job around? Being President

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What's a good prank to pull on a high school that I don't go to? The old classic, cling film on the toilet, works every time!

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What is the best way to knock someone out in a fight? Garlic breath

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Hello ya'll! I need help with homework.... :( (i'm sorry, I know ya'll aint tutors lol) What is 3/(over)i^5 ? Need answer in a+bi form. And can ya'll also tell me how? thanks! :D Is this a joke? Why would you ever need this stuff in real life? Nice accent though :-)

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What is a good acronym for H.U.G.S? Huge udders going spare

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What do you look like? CRAP :-)

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Do you support the 'no miniskirts past age 30' unwritten rule? Hell no!

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What do you look like? Nice

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How do you get your b/f stop treating you like a child? G

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How do you get your b/f stop treating you like a child? One word, ULTIMATUM

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At what age should you STOP wearing a thong? 60 unless there well toned

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When you're SEARCHING for truth, have you ever found TROUBLE instead? OH god yes, every time :-)

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If we were drunk in a bar and I leaned towards you and said ... I love you ... would you punch me or hug me? I'd deffinately hug you and than get some drinks in but that's cos i'm English

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Do you ever get mad that people at work are interpreting your AB time? I do. I should be working, I GUESS but really...this to me is far more important. Hey girl I just looked at your page, your pretty hot, any chance of a bigger pic of the fourth one down, you look great on the third too! FJXX

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Has anyone had an anonymous pen pal of the opposite sex who they exchanged sexual incounters with? Yes and it's great!

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Big hands, big feet, __________ . Like this

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If someone you knew was dying of cancer and they sent you an email saying to pledge them in a walk for life...wouldn't you just assume that the walk for life was regarding cancer? Dont you think they should have a disclaimer that its for something else? I think if you have cancer and you know your going to die, as someone close to me just has, I think your pretty much entitled to do whatever you want and whether it's for the cancer or not doesn't matter if they want to do something possitive then just go with it.

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I am a female and I would like to know how can I make my body have an orgasm? Because I'm tired of faking it! From my experience almost any small vibrating toy around the clit and a bit of relaxation does the trick everytime, don't be affraid to experiment.

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Have you ever told one of your really dark sexual fantasies to someone. Only for them to turn round and say they thought it was sick? Yeah, but you didn't say it was sick you just didn't get excited which is what I was hoping for!

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Would anybody like to recommend some good acoustic songs? I'll recomend this one as it's the one I'm listerning to now and I love it!

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Big hands, big feet, __________ . Tiny dick?

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Good name for a horror punk/rock band? Cocksuckinbitches

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Are you an AB whore, or just a gigolo? I'm an AB whore but if any women want to pay me for services, I'll be a gigalo tonight or anytime :-)

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Me and my man used to have sex all the time anywhere and everywhere and now he just doesent seem interested and Im still wanting it just as much, anyone any ideas why he'd feel like this? Damn girl i am going through the exact same thing, I even tried spicing things up with some spanking and other stuff but still no joy! Maybe we should just hook up and sort out our sexual frustrations! :-)

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Can i kick you in the balls? Absolutely anytime hun :-)

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What qualities do you look for in your ideal mate? A lot more than most can offer!

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Can i kick you in the balls? Anytime sexy, I love it, in fact I would pay you to do it!

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What are some good settings for a romantic tryst? Je voudrais vous prendre dans ma maison en france parmi les vignes, nous boire du champagne et de jouer sous le soleil :-)

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..........makes me horny ?

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Hot sexy dress, or gorgeous pair of jeans and tee? Prefere the dress ans shorter is better but love a nice fitting jeans and T too. Have you got photos?

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What you got in that bag? I can't believe your allergic to booze is that true? Sorry to hear about your Mum, my Mum died six months ago so I know just how you feel. But please keep up with the comedy, it gets me through!

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What are three good reasons I should move to your neck of the woods? I'm here and I have a very nice....

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How do you pronounce Je ne sais pas? I don't know?

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What is it that you most like about you? I thought you'd say your ass but good answer anyway!

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If you had a cat, what would it look like? Cute pussy!

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My little girl is all grown up. She starts kindergarten in 4days. I will be attending her parent teacher meeting in 20min. What are some concerns i should discuss with her teachers? Just make the teacher aware of any of her special requirements, toilet, food etc and most importantly allergies!

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I'm a 16 year old girl who has very recently moved to Scotland from Australia with my parents, in April 2008. I auditioned and got into college but its too expensive. My parents want to homeschool me for a while. How expensive is college for me if I do? Your parents moved you from Australia to Scotland....ARE THEY MAD! You would be better typing in the google section for your answer. Sorry I can't help more.

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Is anyone taking the day off from AB? I did, but came back the next day to 4 pages of comments and it took me over an hour to reply!

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Would you drink a cup of your own semen for $100? Hell no!

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Would you take a single mom of five on if you loved her? Yes of course, if you realy love someone you would take them no matter what!

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What the nicest thing you can say that comes in your mind? Butterfly

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What would you do if Kid Rock was knocking on your door? Give him a job

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Do you like what you see, or what would you rather see? It on my face

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Would you rather suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or be imprisoned? I would rather suck the cock of a dead hippo than either of the above!

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What is your favorite mini? Example....mini burger, mini shake, mini mall? Mini skirt wearing cock sucking beauty

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How tall is a tree? There is an easy answer to this one!

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My TV turned off OK last night but will not turn on at all this morning. Nothing. Dead. All cables are connected and power source is OK at the wall. What are the possible problems? internal fuse

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Have you ever had a threesome? If so, what was it like? Like this?

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What is a threesome? This

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I recently stopped doing cocaine by the way and I still feel like doing it again even though I don't want to. I don't want to start rehab again because my parents will think I'm just lieing when I say it's just because I feel I'm going to do it again Cocaine literally ruined the lives of two good friends of mine, If you have been lucky enough to get over it and given yourself the second chance please don't throw it away, life is too precious!

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What qualities in a man would make him a good father? Spending time with your kids

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Do you work to live or live to work? Oh Yeah I get you now. But I don't want to put a pick up perminently, I just want to add one to my profile like you have done, then I can change it if I like. How do you do that?

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What is one thing that you need/ want/ like/ or love to see on a guy or gal? Nice smile, GSOH!

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Guys: Can you give me your absolute best pickup line? I'll tell you if it works or not... If you come home with me I'll give you the best orgasm you've ever had, if I don't I'll give you 1000 dollars.

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What pops into your head when you see this ()()()()()()()()():::::::::::? 9 pussies

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Are you Sweet or Salty? I'm neither, I'm just different, I just wanted to give you the extra points you needed to get you to the next level and to say HI!

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How old will your child(ren) be when you allow them to drive? My daughter is 6 and I'm teaching her every week, No bull!

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What's the most imortant thing in life? Why would some idiot give me minus points for this question?

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If you could order aborted fetuses at McDonalds, would you get it with or without ketchup? And I thought I had a good sence of humour!

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(If I could give you anything) What is one thing I could give you that would make you happy? Non demanding clients!

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Would you deleted any of your AB friends if they didnt like George Harrison more than Paul McCartney? I would delete anyone who liked Paul McCartny full stop, the selfish, spoiled, greedy, evil git! Could you imagine anyone having over 800million and refusing to give money to charity publicly in the papers!

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If a woman has an orgasm through either masturbation/partner stimulating her clitoris, does that mean she's found her g-spot? If you redefine your question it would be easy to answer, the female g spot is found about 1.5" inside the vagina which can be stimulated buy penteration. The clit orgasm is different. Girls are so lucky. Mind you guys can have two different orgasms too if they know what to do!

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What is your most used "secret" ingredient? Bay leaf

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "ColdSnap"? The way I've been cut out! LOL

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Did you know what makes a girl cum the quickest? ;) My tongue and hands!

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If you could win a gold medal for something, what would it be? Being a good listerner!

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Have you ever tried to initiate e-mail corresp. with an ABer and then felt frustrated when nothing came of it? No I got frustrated when my wife caught me with some pictures of a stunning ABer who I had some orgasmic correspondance with. LOL! She is so horny!

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Are you the person people run from or run to? Genuine people come to me, jelous people run from me.

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I need.........in my life! Why would some dick head give me minus point's for this question?

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How many people have seen you naked (in person - not in pics)? Not enough!

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Girls how you spank your man? Thanks for your answers

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Men: You know those pills that are advertised on T.V. for "natural male enhancement"? Wouldn't it be a bit uncomfortable to walk around all day with a partial...well..you know? The comfort thing would be more than compensated by the attention!

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I'm yellow and soft, what am I? Thanks everyone but the answer was sponge! Check out the new one!

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Do you choose to watch a film because it has a good story line or just because of the actors in it? Normally for the story line, but i think Danny Dyer is realy cool in all his films so I would watch any of his

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "high risk"? My life! And I would never kick you to the kirb, but if you want to calm it downm fair enough, it's a bit the same here!

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Would you still be friends with someone who started appearing in porn? Yeah, friends are for life, not just for Christmas!

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I love it when.......... Of where?

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If you could be a model for a day, would you? I think we need to start a new line

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To the guys: what are some of the reasons you leave a g/f? If the GF is selfish and always puts her needs top everytime and if the GF thinks she's gods gift to men, that's a huge no no.

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Would you flirt with the preachers wife while he was out of town? I' do more than that!

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Do you know any good tips for when im in bed with my boyfriend Gently tease your finger softly between the pube line and belly button in circles, works every time!

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What's the most hurtful thing someone has called you on AB? A cheat

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Is pink your colour? No, it's my daughters favorite though!

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Is Bush finally on the right track asking Americans to expand resources (off shore drilling) rather than conserve a dwindling supply? The right track for bush would be retirement, before his selfish ways destroy the entire world. How can a man who puts his own intrests before the intrests of his own people still be in power?

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Should alcohol be made legal for people 18 and older instead of 21 and older? HA HA HA, do you have to be 21 in America? That's funny! But you can drive a car at 15 GO FIGURE!

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I want to ______________? Have sex with FUNJOHN whilst watching porn!!!!!!!!!

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I love my new jeans!!! Have you bought yourself anything new recently and been pleased with the result? Yeh, I bought a new quad about 5 weeks ago, I loved it at first but now the buz has warn off. still at least I have something to show for all my hard work?

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Is your privacy stolen? I hope not, but my trust is spread thin.

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Who is on your mind? All the hot girls on AB

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Whats the best thing about being a woman? From a mans point of view, being able to sleep with almost anyone and being able to use almost anything around the house as a sextoy!

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What is a good penis size? It's above average and the envy of....most men!

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Without using a sex toy, what's the best way a woman can feel like she's with a man? Party balloon, cucumber or she could slap herself about and tell herself to clean the kitchen!

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Guys: Would a girl all dolled up with high heels on, or a girl with her hair up in a messy ponytail and tennis shoes catch your eye first? The girl all dolled up would interest me for a one nighter only and she would be too HM, the girl in the tennis shoes would probably be more fun and a keeper.

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Guys: Can you give me your absolute best pickup line? I'll tell you if it works or not... Hi, I saw your pic on AB and just wondered if I could share something with you?.......

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Will you please help me come up with a name for my Erotic Boutique that is located in Sillyville? Something fun and only vaguely offensive. Thanks! Dirty mutha shopper

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Would you still be friends with someone who started appearing in porn? I will always be your friend Jannae, no matter what you do for a living, LOL

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When is it that you ovulate before or after your period , and can you get pregnant if your not ovulating Speaking as an expert in this field, most women get pregnant day 10 to 15, day 1 being the start of your period. There is a way of controling your pregnancy or not by using the body heat method, it worked for us for 10 years!

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Don't you just love the way you feel when you have a little crush on someone? Is it me?

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What is that and why do you have it? It's a key, to unlock hearts

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MY DOG HAS BEEN SICK SINCE SAT. AT FIRST SHE THREW UP ALL DAY AND THEN ONCE THE NEXT. NOW SHE WON'T EAT OR DRINK AND JUST LAYS AROUND. SHE ACTS LIKE SHE HAS NO ENERGY. WHAT DO I DO? Why are you still reading these comments when you should be at the vets????

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What is the number one sign (in your opinion) a guy likes you? If he's got a bulge in his pants that keeps getting bigger!

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What's in your frig that you keep forgetting to throw out? A kilo of cocaine I found next to the lake last month.

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I was dirty texting with this guy i'm seeing long distance when all of a sudden i just stopped hearing from him - mid conversation. What? You can dirty text me if you like, you won't be dissapointed.

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Why is Soccer called Football in Russia and other Europian countries but in north america it is called Soccer? Football should never be called soccer in any country, football is a game you play with your foot. The question should be why do Americans call a game where you run around with a ball in you HAND football?

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If we were chilling and a giant snake came into your window and coiled around me while you stepped out, and you returned to see it sliding back out the window with my toes sticking out of its mouth, what would you do? Wonder why the f++k you had just geven it your toes!

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Can you write me your highest rated question please? What's the best thing to put in my mouth

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HELP!! i just realised that i forgot to take my pill at the regular time this morning and i sex with my bf this afternoon. If i take it now will be be ok or should i get the morning after pill? If that picture is of you I would stick with the baby, you won't gat another shot at it! He He

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IF there was a tragic death(several in one family) and the remaining family is asking for a donation, how much do you give? 10% of your weeks wage

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Ladies what contributes sex appeal in a man? 12" cock and a fat wallet, seems to work for me.

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Have you ever worn windpants to work or out in public if thats all that was clean? What the hell are wind pants?

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Who killed tupac? Someone who doesn't like racist's

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Who am I sharing this AB journey with? A bunch of people that don't have anything better to do with there evenings. But if you have to pick one, pick me cos I think your hot and evryone else is just boring!

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What is the longest you've gone without sex? It's silly kinky horny John actually, chat tomorrow? I need to know more about your tanned body!

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If you could swap your partner for one night who would you swap them for and why? Thanks for answering!

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What is the best sex position for a women From the responces I keep getting i would say doggie!

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What comes to mind when I say "comfort"? Washing powder

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Do any men swallow their women's cum when they orgasm No but I want to!

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Help!! My guy wants to have anal sex; we have tried but I can't take him. (he is very thick 3"+) I have been practicing on my own; I really want to please him, but the most I can handle is 1 1/2" What can I do????? Should I try a mild numbing lotion? Lube and time and relax, you'll get there!

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Me and my boyfriend are going to try some twisted, kinky and new things, any ideas? all ideas welcome, were willing to try everything... Go to a bar with your boyfriend and let him whach you dance with other men, let them feel you up. Then go to the bathroom with your boyfriend and fuck hard!

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Does the thought of another man fucking your wife turn you on? Oh yes!

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I told my boyfriend I was curious about being intimate w/ a girl. He said as long as I didnt involve a man he wouldnt mind if I did but he would like to watch. Now he wont drop it and seems to be pushing the issue. Am I the only one who thinks hes selfish This is mans greatest fantasy, most men dream about there girl telling them this fantasy, he will never let it go and probably jerks off to it every night, my advise would be to say to him maybe you'll do it some day but only if he stops talking about it, If you keep talking about it then i will never do it. Trust me it will work.

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What is the longest you've gone without sex? nearly 2 days now, I need to get some release, somebody talk dirty to me!

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Would you give your wife or girlfriend oral sex after another man came in her? Oh yes, I't's a fantasy of mine that probably won't come true but oh yes!

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Who or what do you not look like? SJP

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say perscription? Smackhead

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I'm not crying... Its just what? cum

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Does anyone else like to suck on frozen carrots? No but my dog used to love frozen chips or fries if your American!

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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like? Roses and chocolate

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What kind of day are you having? good, bad, happy or sad? I plastered 2 walls what do you think?

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If I came to visit you Today what would we do? I'd eat your pussy like a 5 course meal!

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What comes to mind when you hear REM? Mad world

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I have been married 4 years and we have sex at least 1 x a day. Yet i have caught him chatting w/other women, looking at porn...and more of the same issues..is this something that I should be considering divorce over..i am at my wits end. I have a question for you, if you were reading the questions page and you saw a question from a Man saying " I've just cought my wife flicking her bean to a Goerge Cloony picture, should I divorse him" you'd think he was fucking nuts wouldn't you?

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I have been married 4 years and we have sex at least 1 x a day. Yet i have caught him chatting w/other women, looking at porn...and more of the same issues..is this something that I should be considering divorce over..i am at my wits end. I showed your comments to my wife and she pissed herself laughing, I think you need help and fast. And lighten up for god sake!

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What sexual acts do you personally find disgusting? Yeh, that whole shit eating thing is rank!

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Girls: How many times a week do you usually masturbate? 12 times, roughly

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When I say "69" what do you think of? Pussy in my face....Mmmmmmmmmmm

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What slang words are popular in your country? I'm English but live in France and every body says Merde which means either shit or damn. Is the picture really of you or are you a bit ugly and decided to use someone elses pic?

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If I download a free version of softwear such as: registry-repair for clean up is it for 1 time use only? I have norton virus. I am trying to make my PC run a little faster. I do the daily maintenance etc,. Norton is notorious for making computers run slow, get rid of it completely and put on the free version of AVG it's great!

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Whats your definition of trailertrash? Some smelly girl who only washes once a week and would steal from a charity shop

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How to get a cat to come up stairs Show it some porn

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Are there really good guys out there? Can i believe that one will actually treat me like i am worth? How much are you worth, in non money terms?

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If you were buried alive in box infested with fire ants 5min of oxygen and a gun with one bullet what would you do? Have a wank

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What is something you eat/drink when you really don't feel good that makes you feel better? Soup and a brandy and port mixed, works everytime.

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What does it mean when a guy says he needs a break to think. because we broke up but he doesnt say that he says i need this break does that mean there is still hope Maybe you were just too in his face and his life just seemed to be passing by, if you get another shot at it try taking things much slower.

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Has anyone either M or F, cheated on their spouse/partner with 3 people at the same time? If so; what is the appeal to it? Why did you & what did you get out of it? Thank you:) Not yet, but the thought of 3 women sorting me out is appealing although I think I would prefer 2!

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I always end up liking guys that don't feel the same way about me or they have a girlfriend? What does this mean? What can I do? You like a challenge and probably will take ages to find MR right, instead of dwelling on it just enjoy the fun times. Unless your over 30 then get an ad in the paper!

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My employer hires people and tells them in 6 months they will be eligible for medical insurance and then he pisses them off so bad or strings them along with changes and disclaimers that they don't get on the insurance. Will this come back and bite him? I think you need to teach this guy a lesson, arrange for a tow truck to take his car away or get 10 ton of soil delivered on his drive, usually does the trick!

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How pretty/cute am I from 1-10? Thanks. http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk344/purplekitty07/minipic.jpg I think how vaine should be your question!

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My wife has not had an orgasm after3 yrs of marriage, I do everything(right way), she is aroused but no orgasm. She refuses to explore her body or try masterbation, please advise? There is a guarenteed way to get any women to orgasm but the sutuation has to be perfect, no kids around, get some wine in her and put on some soft musicand candles. After the normal soft coressing and kissing get her to sit above your face, lick her clit and put 1 finger inside her, consentrating on the area about 1 3/4 inches inside her and with the other hand caress her tits. Orgasm in less...

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She refuses to give me oral, cuz the pre-cum does not test good. She did it only 3 times /3yrs. advise pls. Try the liquid chocolate in a 69 position the taste shouldn't be a problem

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Are you comfortable enough with your lover to tell them all of your fantasies?...All of them...? Yes I am now but ittook a few years to tell her the real juicy stuff!

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IN ENGLAND , CAN A 17 YEAR OLD DATE AND GO OUT WITH 23 YEAR OLD MALE? Of course.

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I've taken up golf (which I hate) to please my husband. Has anyone else taken up any hobby just to make their partner happy? Ballbusting, but now I quite like it!

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What is a good way to display a collection of decks of cards? In a display cabinet???

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Apart from being there for pervs (that cant get a real girl) to get off on, is there really a point to porn? Your question doesn't make sence, I have a stunning wife and have sex at least 5 times a week but I still look at porn, Men need a release when they jerk off simple as that, it's not pervy it's life, 98% of men do it, that probably includes your friends, boyfriends, uncles and Father!

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If you created your own Martial Art/Fighting System,What would you name it? Kickabollok

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I hate porn with a passion and dont see the need for it. why should MY boyfriend wank over other girls? is asking your boyfriend not to look at porn to much to ask? 98% of men look at porn, most men need to cum everyday so need stimulation and porn is the non cheating way to get that release, you should be happy!

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If u take all the ships out the ocean will the sea level drop YES, but not much

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I have been married 4 years and we have sex at least 1 x a day. Yet i have caught him chatting w/other women, looking at porn...and more of the same issues..is this something that I should be considering divorce over..i am at my wits end. I love my wife, but I look at porn and chat to other women, I am just like the rest of men and not the strange 2% that don't do it. If you want to find out if your husband is cheating, just make him meals every night with garlick in them, you'll soon find out.

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Is it cheating if your husband was masturbating to other women No, 98 pecent of men do it, doesn't mean they love you any less.

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Does anyone know ways to masterbate at home any ideas??????/ Slap your balls while you jerking

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What is the best male masturbation techniques ever used by man? Fleshlight, it's great!

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What music can relax you the most? Sade

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Im 16 years old and am going to be giving birth to my first child any day now and im having a home birth and im wondering does a water birth ease the pain or not and how bad will the pain be without pain relief as i want to go as natural as possible You can still use gas and air at home and that's all a lot of women need!

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How would you market the plastic toy poop that was popular in the 80s? Give it a great name and webname like "thisisshit.com" If the names good, people rememer it and thats 60 percent of marketing.

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What is your favorite Clint Eastwood movie? (That he's acted in and/or directed.) Judies huge date

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How big is your wallet? About 6" square and an inch thick.

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My boyfriend is in italy for 7 weeks, should i be worried he is going to cheat or is that just paranoia? you know what boys are like. If you were really good to him the last week before he left and made him feel like you were the best girlfriend in the world then you have nothing to worry about. If you did nothing but bust his balls about whether he would cheat or not then sorry......

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Whose touch do you miss? My Dogs paw reaching out for some loving or food, usually food but I really miss her now she's gone.

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If i take the pill in the morning and got sick at night and throw up, and still use condoms, is it possible to get pregnant? I think the chances are so slim you could bet on them but don't forget you can get pregnant from heavy foreplay, all it takes is for him to touch his cock with some pre-come on it and then put his finger in your pussy and hey you got pregnant without all the fun!

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I MET THIS GUY AND WE FUCKED AND I WOKE UP AND HE WAS GONE BUT HE LEFT HIS DICK?? PLEASE AWNSER IM SO CONFUSED LIKE I KNOW I NOW HAVE A PERSONAL DILDO BUT WTF LIKE HOW COULD HE DITCH :( This is the best question ever I salute you!

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Can you describe your penis in one word? Satisfying

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Where i can WATCH FUTURAMA EPISODES Who cares? this is a sex page not a geek page!

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Premature ejaculation? Try wearing a condom.

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I am a girl with a big booty... are you into that? Not yet but if you turn around i could be!

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What tyipe penis more enjoy women big , small, or fat? I'm your average 7incher and every women i've ever slept with says that wouldn't feel comfortable with anything bigger. Also it's just as much about what you do before and after penetration!

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How do i stop getting nose bleeds i have had one every day for the last 2 weeks? I used to get nose bleeds all the time but then they stopped and then started again. I thought back to see what i'd changed and it was eggs. Now I hardly eat any and I dont get nose bleeds. I told a friend of mine to try it who had nose bleeds every week for 27 years and he hasn't had one since. There may be a scientific reason for it but I just know it worked for us!

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If you could improve on one skill to improve the quality of your life, what would that skill be and why? Sorry to be boring but I would just like to speak better French so I could conversate better with my neighburs.

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How is it that i can get sooo obsessed with a movie that my heart aches in places i didn't know i could hurt until the first movie i was obsessed with? Its like i was in a relationship and they broke my heart or something. sometimes it happens with music Your a very emotional person, I hope you learn to deal with pain before something very emotional happens in real life! Be positive and see the good things in life.

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Do vinyl gloves have latex in them? I don't think so, do you have a latex fetish?

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Can you make everything magical? Only if you dress it in fairy lights at night!

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Does your favorite pet cat go to heaven? I hope so, my Dog died 3 weeks ago and I realy miss her.

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If knowledge is from knowing, where, then, does intelligence come from? Learning!

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Who would you like to nominate for this year's wiener award 2008? Gordon Brown, Christian Ronaldo & Mugabee

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(be as creative as possible) the answer is 45p, what is the question? How much should Gordon Brown get paid per year

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___________ is meaningless. Nothing

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I say apple; you say ______. Suck it hard, until you get some juice.mmmmmmmmmmm

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As any guy ever dream of bein a toy boy? Yes, I live in France and all the English women that live around here are all 20 years older than me but I have started fantasizing about some of the better looking ones!

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What's the strangest thing you ever did? I got my wife to kick me in the balls, funny thing is though I actually enjoyed it and now I get her to do it all the time! Funny thing trying new stuff.

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Did you ever say: I'll make everything okay.. then you didn't? No, I prefer Everything will will be alright, then you only have half the guilt if it doesn't work out!

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Have you ever heard of 1-800-PACK-RAT? What do you think of the name? Sounds like a gay bar to me!

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What does the points mean for this answerbag stuff? Its my first day on this. Do you earn money or something I'm new to it myself but it seems the more questions you ask and answer the more points you get, Also you can give a point to someone if you think there question was a good one. I'll be your friend...he he!

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Do you believe that there is a twin of you somewhere in world? Someone who looks exactly like you. If there is a guy who is just like me out there, all I can say is there are some satisfied women in that town!

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Rape Fantasy Question:Who in the world would you like to rape? Would you like to rape someone who you believe deserves the pain, like someone who you hate? Rape fantasy is a very serious thing, if your already talking freely on a website about it, then it means your one step closer to doing it and getting about 10 years in jail, seek help quickly. This is not meant to be a negative answer just a sensible one!

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