Answerbag: Rufus_T_Firefly's answers

Answer to Why is it necessary to allow concealed weapons? (Wouldn't having it displayed be more effective in warding off potential predators?)

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:52:01 -0700

Why is it necessary to allow concealed weapons? (Wouldn't having it displayed be more effective in warding off potential predators?)

I have no problem with someone carrying a weapon. I do regularly. An armed society is a polite society. Personally, I've never understood the need for concealed carry. The problem is that most who have CC licenses can't wait for an opportunity to show off their weapons or for someone to ask them...

Answer to Can you believe the libs went two years believing that Obamacare was legitimate and Constitutionally viable legislation?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:40:45 -0700

Can you believe the libs went two years believing that Obamacare was legitimate and Constitutionally viable legislation?

I can't believe that the Repugs still believe that it isn't a legitimate and Constitutionally viable legislation.

Answer to If Jeb Bush were elected president would he do a better job at it than either his father or brother? Why?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:34:35 -0700

If Jeb Bush were elected president would he do a better job at it than either his father or brother? Why?

I can't believe that he would. While I might be willing to admit that he would have been a much better choice than his brother (and anyone would be) Jeb is still a Bush and has many of the same contacts and influences that his father and Dubya did.

Answer to Why do some people riot against capitalism and democracy , Do they have a better form of government or a better solution?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:31:20 -0700

Why do some people riot against capitalism and democracy , Do they have a better form of government or a better solution?

I think rioting is an incorrect assessment of what they're trying to achieve. It's actually a protest against unregulated corporatism and corporate personhood. Currently, corporations and big money have a thousandfold more say in what our country does than the people themselves do and the people...

Answer to Would more republicans be elected if they would drop their social conservative stands ?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 12:15:15 -0700

Would more republicans be elected if they would drop their social conservative stands ?

They'd have to change a lot more than that.

Answer to After blowing your nose, why do you have to open up your handkerchief and take a look at the contents?

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 12:12:35 -0700

After blowing your nose, why do you have to open up your handkerchief and take a look at the contents?

To make sure that it went into the handkerchief and not somewhere else?

Answer to Do you like seafood?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:22:24 -0800

Do you like seafood?

If it isn't poisonous, isn't eaten raw, doesn't produce an excess of slime, doesn't need to be dug up and/or if it doesn't live out it's entire life in a calcified shell, I'll eat it or at least try it.

Answer to Do you think Charles Manson is misunderstood?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:15:23 -0800

Do you think Charles Manson is misunderstood?

By whom? Just kidding... not a chance. He's easier to read than a comic book.

Answer to How much do you drink these days?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:12:50 -0800

How much do you drink these days?

It would take me a month to finish a six-pack of beer and considerably longer for a fifth of Jameson Special Reserve.

Answer to Do you think the occupy wall street protestors and the tea party should work together?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:10:08 -0800

Do you think the occupy wall street protestors and the tea party should work together?

I would hope that they could because I support OWS, but the Tea Party seems intent on marginalizing OWS' impact in order to prop up their own agenda and make themselves look smarter and more attractive to new recruits.

Answer to Whats the funniest dog name you can think of or heard?

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 10:06:57 -0800

Whats the funniest dog name you can think of or heard?

Sex or Stay. (the latter was provided by comedian Steven Wright) Those are my all-time favorites, although I did once have a dog whose unofficial name was Sh*thead.

Answer to Is it wrong to be an athiest?

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:19:38 -0800

Is it wrong to be an athiest?

No, it isn't wrong to be an atheist, but if you fear that you're going to burn in the Christian hell, it sounds like you might lean more toward agnosticism than atheism. Personally, I find it impossible to believe that heaven and an invisible god exist, so it would be completely irrational for me...

Answer to Is 39 wives enough?

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:12:19 -0800

Is 39 wives enough?

And I thought ONE wife was too many.

Answer to Would you believe if God comes back to Earth in some form other than Jesus?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:20:41 -0800

Would you believe if God comes back to Earth in some form other than Jesus?

No, if you've seen one false god, you've seen 'em all.

Answer to The word grace means to do honor or credit to someone, do you give credit and thanks to GOD for the food he has created for you?

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:32:11 -0700

The word grace means to do honor or credit to someone, do you give credit and thanks to GOD for the food he has created for you?

No. I don't believe that a god or gods ever existed.

Answer to Why do people think Satan and God are fake, when there is plenty of proof in the Bible that says otherwise?

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 05:21:21 -0700

Why do people think Satan and God are fake, when there is plenty of proof in the Bible that says otherwise?

Because, plainly and simply, the bible isn't 'proof' of anything, except that someone wrote a book.

Answer to Why do most Libs raise hell for the benefits of public sector jobs but ignore these vital goverment employees ?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:28:41 -0700

Why do most Libs raise hell for the benefits of public sector jobs but ignore these vital goverment employees ?

In July of this year, U.S. Representative Barney Frank offered amendment number 97, to cut 8.5 billion dollars in spending from the Pentagon budget, WITHOUT TAKING THE MONEY FROM MATERIALS AND SERVICES DESIGNATED TO SUPPORT INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES. Congressman Frank ALSO asked his...

Answer to Bush tax cuts for the wealthy provided no stimulative action for the U.S. economy. Why does the GOP think they magically will now?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:00:29 -0700

Bush tax cuts for the wealthy provided no stimulative action for the U.S. economy. Why does the GOP think they magically will now?

Plain and simple. Cluelessness.

Answer to Herm Cain: Leftist reporter waves a vague sexual harrassment story, has no substantiation, and expects Cain to finish the story for him.

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:58:56 -0700

Herm Cain: Leftist reporter waves a vague sexual harrassment story, has no substantiation, and expects Cain to finish the story for him.

Maybe you can explain why Cain and his people waited a week to respond? Did they need time to get their story straight?

Answer to Can you name one crazy politician? and why you say so?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:52:21 -0700

Can you name one crazy politician? and why you say so?

Michele Bachmann. Why, you ask? Probably the following quotes. Unfortunately for Ms. Bachmann, she keeps adding to this list on an almost daily basis. 1."I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are...

Answer to Libs: Why does Herman Cain terrify you? Is it because he destroys your contention that minorities cannot strive without you?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:40:16 -0700

Libs: Why does Herman Cain terrify you? Is it because he destroys your contention that minorities cannot strive without you?

The fact that Cain only addressed the Politico charges after waiting ten days shows an incredible amount of naivety and recklessness. Whether those charges are true or not, Cain’s hesitation in responding to them has only given the story a life of its own. Obviously, Cain's narrowly-focused...

Answer to What would convince you to wear a Justin Bieber T-Shirt?

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 09:51:48 -0700

What would convince you to wear a Justin Bieber T-Shirt?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Answer to Science and spirituality - has modern science bankrupted our souls?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:52:53 -0700

Science and spirituality - has modern science bankrupted our souls?

No, but religion regularly does.

Answer to Can I have it all?

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 08:21:47 -0700

Can I have it all?

You can sure try, but you can't have your Kate and Edith, too!

Answer to Bachmann says President Obama is responsible for the high grocery prices. Is he?

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 08:11:48 -0700

Bachmann says President Obama is responsible for the high grocery prices. Is he?

No, and he's not responsible for high gas prices either. You can thank unbridled capitalism and the free-market system for that... and, well, for everything else that's too expensive, too.

Answer to Are atheists guilty of enjoying the "Christmas atmosphere" ?

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 09:15:14 -0700

Are atheists guilty of enjoying the "Christmas atmosphere" ?

No more than Christians are guilty of celebrating once-pagan festivities.

Answer to Should it be illegal to feed homeless people?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:09:42 -0700

Should it be illegal to feed homeless people?

No, it should NOT be illegal to feed homeless people. I would fear for the future of all mankind if that were to become the norm.

Answer to What does god do when he hears a believer's prayer?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:08:33 -0700

What does god do when he hears a believer's prayer?

I've not seen any proof that he hears or does anything, much less that he actually exists.

Answer to Do you believe in the Golden Rule?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:48:05 -0700

Do you believe in the Golden Rule?

Of course, only a sociopath would deny it's a good plan for life.

Answer to Atheists: I know you have issues with ID, but do you have any thoughts specifically on Stephen Meyers' book "The Signature In The Cell"?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:45:04 -0700

Atheists: I know you have issues with ID, but do you have any thoughts specifically on Stephen Meyers' book "The Signature In The Cell"?

It's about what I'd expect from a proponent of intelligent design, no matter what the author's profession. His conclusions are still little more than an assumption. Since there appear to be many more scientists in disagreement with the basic premise behind the whole intelligent design movement,...

Answer to Atheists, why are you so rude, do you think animals have religion too?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:15:22 -0700

Atheists, why are you so rude, do you think animals have religion too?

Please share whatever it is that you're smoking. On second thought, forget that. I don't want to be that stoned. If you want a good example of rudeness, try reading your own question. How many of man's many gods do you deny?

Answer to Royal Wedding Fever: Do you care about Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding?

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 10:27:33 -0700

Royal Wedding Fever: Do you care about Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding?

I think it was a colossal waste of time and money.

Answer to Does anyone really like miracle whip?

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 10:15:24 -0700

Does anyone really like miracle whip?

I like it better than mayonnaise.

Answer to Do you believe if the government continues as is that we soon will be under a dictatorship?

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 10:13:55 -0700

Do you believe if the government continues as is that we soon will be under a dictatorship?

No.

Answer to Out of all brands of cigarettes which would you say is the safest

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 05:40:26 -0700

Out of all brands of cigarettes which would you say is the safest

The electronic ones.

Answer to Glenn Beck condemns Mothers Day as a holiday to sell stuff then does an ad for Vermont Teddy Bears Mothers Day gifts. Is he confused?

Sat, 09 Apr 2011 05:37:32 -0700

Glenn Beck condemns Mothers Day as a holiday to sell stuff then does an ad for Vermont Teddy Bears Mothers Day gifts. Is he confused?

Next, I expect him to build a rant on the perils of breathing oxygen. However, his rants DO certainly seem to become more and more irrelevant with every breath he takes.

Answer to If a band breaks up, do the members still get money from sold albums?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 04:54:59 -0700

If a band breaks up, do the members still get money from sold albums?

Royalties don't stop just because the band does. Many defunct bands are still raking in the dough.

Answer to What was the religion of the happiest person you ever met?

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 04:50:58 -0700

What was the religion of the happiest person you ever met?

I'm not sure about the happiest person, but the most positive personal attitude I've ever witnessed belonged to an atheist friend of mine.

Answer to What qualifies man in his fallen nature to say that there is no God?

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 14:10:25 -0700

What qualifies man in his fallen nature to say that there is no God?

Perhaps you should define the parameters of 'fallen nature'? Why, you ask? Because I get the feeling that by 'fallen nature', you actually mean 'atheist', don't you?

Answer to How do today's Hollywood stars compare to Elizabeth Taylor?

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 09:57:46 -0700

How do today's Hollywood stars compare to Elizabeth Taylor?

Some do, some don't. I never thought she was much of an actress anyway and I hated Gone With The Wind. I thought she was probably a nice person and know that she did some good things, but I always thought she was over-rated.

Answer to Do you think it is bad manners when someone 'urinates' while speaking with you on the phone?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:21:08 -0700

Do you think it is bad manners when someone 'urinates' while speaking with you on the phone?

I think it's rude to make someone talk on the phone when they desperately need to urinate.

Answer to what are the scariest horror movies in your opinion , I mean movies about evil spirits ?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:18:13 -0700

what are the scariest horror movies in your opinion , I mean movies about evil spirits ?

That's easy. Event Horizon.

Answer to Does Justin Bieber really deserve all the haters?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:15:08 -0700

Does Justin Bieber really deserve all the haters?

Maybe. Maybe not, but he doesn't deserve the accolades, either.

Answer to Conservative commentator Miller:black people who voted for Obama “choosing their race over their faith.” What do you think of this?

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:13:15 -0700

Conservative commentator Miller:black people who voted for Obama “choosing their race over their faith.” What do you think of this?

At best, Miller is misguided. At worst, his opinion is biased. Or is it the other way around?

Answer to Should a parent tell their child if they see them marrying the wrong person or just keep quiet and let them find out on their own?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:46:46 -0700

Should a parent tell their child if they see them marrying the wrong person or just keep quiet and let them find out on their own?

I'd make sure that he/she knows your thoughts on what you think makes a good marriage without making any unnecessary accusations or judgment calls. If you're wrong and they do well, having made such accusations and judgment calls could be seen as interference (or worse) and could damage your...

Answer to Is The Time Traveler's Wife a good book?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:36:16 -0700

Is The Time Traveler's Wife a good book?

I've never read the book, but I've seen the movie and loved it.

Answer to How much of what you do as a parent is derived from your parent's behavior when you were a child?

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:35:18 -0700

How much of what you do as a parent is derived from your parent's behavior when you were a child?

Most of it, probably. I wouldn't be the person that I am, nor would I have been as prepared for parenthood as I was, if I hadn't had their guidance and instruction.

Answer to Why do Jehovah's Witnesses deny Christ is God?

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 15:04:33 -0700

Why do Jehovah's Witnesses deny Christ is God?

Why do Christians deny that Zeus is god? Or Buddha? Or Mythra? When you understand why you reject the thousands of other gods, you will understand why they reject yours.

Answer to Do you believe in Big Foot!

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 12:13:57 -0700

Do you believe in Big Foot!

I believe that it is possible for Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Skunk Ape, etc. to exist, but other than a few vague sound recordings and unidentifiable hair samples, I have seen no verifiable proof that they do.

Answer to Whats the best thing about beer?

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:58:25 -0700

Whats the best thing about beer?

That there are so many different kinds.

Answer to Is Michigan's governor against democracy? Do you support his desire to be able to replace elected government officials?

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:56:06 -0700

Is Michigan's governor against democracy? Do you support his desire to be able to replace elected government officials?

Of course he's against democracy. He'd prefer an authoritarian state with himself at the helm. I hope he and the people that helped him get the recalls they deserve. His conversation with the faux-Koch proves that without a doubt. He'd do anything to prevent democracy from allowing everyone an...

Answer to Does realising the Truth make one a perfect person?

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:35:06 -0700

Does realising the Truth make one a perfect person?

You'll never know.

Answer to Atheists: God said you will be judged on your works, so what are you currently working on?

Sun, 13 Mar 2011 11:29:15 -0700

Atheists: God said you will be judged on your works, so what are you currently working on?

I don't recognize the authority of your imaginary friend and don't think that any figment of your imagination is qualified to judge anyone for anything. What are you doing that would impress me?

Answer to Which foods do you hate that everyone else seems to love?

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 05:58:25 -0800

Which foods do you hate that everyone else seems to love?

Broccoli, cauliflower and brussel sprouts. They all smell like stinky armpits when cooking. I don't see how anyone can force themselves to eat them.

Answer to Why are some rappers so good at vocabulary and rhyming? Does that make them more intelligent than the rappers who can't rhyme well?

Sat, 12 Mar 2011 05:53:55 -0800

Why are some rappers so good at vocabulary and rhyming? Does that make them more intelligent than the rappers who can't rhyme well?

Some graduated high school, some didn't? In my experience, there are NO good rappers (nor is it music) and anyone with a third-grade education can rhyme words.

Answer to Who is hotter- Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:44:49 -0800

Who is hotter- Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?

Mila Kunis.

Answer to You suppose B. Hussein Obama would be less celebratory of high fuel prices if he had to pay a share for his flights and motorcades?

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 11:11:36 -0800

You suppose B. Hussein Obama would be less celebratory of high fuel prices if he had to pay a share for his flights and motorcades?

I wouldn't call it celebratory, but he DOES pay his taxes just like everyone else.

Answer to The Beatles sucked, can we stop talking about them now?

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:49:39 -0800

The Beatles sucked, can we stop talking about them now?

You're completely wrong, The Beatles absolutely did not suck. Quite the opposite, in fact. They were they most creative and influential band in history. If you don't want to talk about them, maybe you should stop asking questions about them?

Answer to How devastated would you be, if facebook was suddenly shutdown for good?

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 22:28:19 -0800

How devastated would you be, if facebook was suddenly shutdown for good?

I'd be ecstatic.

Answer to I don't have any celebrity crushes. Is anyone else here in the same boat?

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 07:55:46 -0800

I don't have any celebrity crushes. Is anyone else here in the same boat?

Other than having several CILF's, I have no celebrity crushes.

Answer to Upside down or inside out?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:44:24 -0800

Upside down or inside out?

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Answer to how would you describe "George W bush" in less than 5 words?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:06:18 -0800

how would you describe "George W bush" in less than 5 words?

Arrogant. Inept. Disaster. Smirking.

Answer to what's the leas amount of words you can use to describe "Obama"?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:58:08 -0800

what's the leas amount of words you can use to describe "Obama"?

President. Articulate and intelligent. Better than the GOP candidates.

Answer to How attracted are you to deals?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:18:28 -0800

How attracted are you to deals?

It depends on what you're calling a 'deal'. Some specials are extremely useful, but many so-called 'deals' which make the unit price cheaper, take away any other ability that make them useful, such as being able to purchase items in useful quantities, buying single items, being able to combine...

Answer to Is it possible whats happening in the Middle East, could spark changes in the West?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 06:33:59 -0800

Is it possible whats happening in the Middle East, could spark changes in the West?

We can only hope so. Something needs to be done before the Republicans' ineptitude sours the mix all over again.

Answer to Do u like KFC? and Why?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 05:55:46 -0800

Do u like KFC? and Why?

I like it, but then I know how it's made. Unfortunately, I cannot exactly duplicate the cooking process at home. In my youth, I managed a KFC and my store was always clean, well-tended and always got high marks from health inspectors. Sadly, not every store or fast-food restaurant is as clean and...

Answer to What's a good name for a pet fish?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 05:38:54 -0800

What's a good name for a pet fish?

Mickey Finn. Flipper. Gill. Bob.

Answer to What can you say about El Paso?

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:41:44 -0800

What can you say about El Paso?

If you're going there I hope you like sand in everything.

Answer to What is the middle name for Jesus? We know that he is referred to as "Jesus H. Christ," so what does the "H" stand for?

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:29:47 -0800

What is the middle name for Jesus? We know that he is referred to as "Jesus H. Christ," so what does the "H" stand for?

Hallucination.

Answer to Justin Bieber or Greyson Chance?

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:20:47 -0800

Justin Bieber or Greyson Chance?

I think they're both gay.

Answer to Justin Bieber turns 17 in 9 days. Who agrees that justin shouldn't be 17? I think he should be 16 forever!

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:20:04 -0800

Justin Bieber turns 17 in 9 days. Who agrees that justin shouldn't be 17? I think he should be 16 forever!

It would suit me just fine if he never had another birthday. Literally.

Answer to DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER???

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:17:22 -0800

DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER???

I wouldn't listen to his music with your ears.

Answer to I want to celebrate Justin Biebers birthday as If it were my own. Any Ideas how with out spending Money? I already made him a present.

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 21:09:25 -0800

I want to celebrate Justin Biebers birthday as If it were my own. Any Ideas how with out spending Money? I already made him a present.

Why would you waste your time celebrating someone else's birthday, especially a no-talent hack like Justin Beiber?

Answer to Are there any natural/herbal remedies for tooth pain?

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 05:31:54 -0800

Are there any natural/herbal remedies for tooth pain?

None that work very well.

Answer to did the republicans try starve obama out of his job by hiding his paycheck under his work shoes? I keep waiting for him to yell"dynomite"

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 04:47:56 -0800

did the republicans try starve obama out of his job by hiding his paycheck under his work shoes? I keep waiting for him to yell"dynomite"

You're not even subtle about your racism, are you? Of course, most racists wouldn't know subtle if it slipped out of their asses, climbed up their backs and introduced itself.

Answer to Go ahead,,,,,Give me a reason !!!?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:33:57 -0800

Go ahead,,,,,Give me a reason !!!?

Because neither testicles or boobies should be slammed in car doors.

Answer to If you voted for obama did you feel the need to sanitize your hands afterwards? will soap and water work this time?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:30:14 -0800

If you voted for obama did you feel the need to sanitize your hands afterwards? will soap and water work this time?

Nope, it felt great, but I'm thinking about taking a bath in Champagne, next time. Was the surgery that removed your intelligence completely painless? Do you actually remember what it felt like to have an IQ larger than your shoe size?

Answer to hi my name is allacra, whats your name?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:18:13 -0800

hi my name is allacra, whats your name?

I'm Rufus. I think I had a leisure suit made out of allacra back in the seventies.

Answer to Secret admirers, romantic or creepy?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:07:00 -0800

Secret admirers, romantic or creepy?

Hard question. Could go either way. Since there's no way to be sure, it'd probably be a good idea to carry both a box of condoms AND a concealed weapon until you figure out who it is.

Answer to Any of you find Encore Westerns to be a stupid pointless channel?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 16:58:10 -0800

Any of you find Encore Westerns to be a stupid pointless channel?

If you want stupid and pointless, there are always ten or twelve ESPN channels that we could do away with. I sure wouldn't miss them.

Answer to My airplane's landing gear jammed. Then it caught on fire, it's wings fell off, and it exploded mid-air. Do I need to lose weight?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 16:53:58 -0800

My airplane's landing gear jammed. Then it caught on fire, it's wings fell off, and it exploded mid-air. Do I need to lose weight?

Yes. However, as with most life or death situations, there are usually several inexpensive or practical solutions. You might try cutting some of the excess fat off using one of the sharp, jagged pieces of plane wreckage. A piece that has been burning for several minutes will obviously be more...

Answer to So. Atheists..... Have you ever been paranoid of being wrong? Has fear set in that everything you believe may be incorrect...

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 09:07:11 -0800

So. Atheists..... Have you ever been paranoid of being wrong? Has fear set in that everything you believe may be incorrect...

No. It's infinitely improbable and highly implausible that the afterlife that you suggest is real anyway. Also, if we're not gullible enough or needy enough (or crazy enough) to believe in your fairy-tale god, and if Satan was supposedly created by that same fairy-tale god, why would we believe...

Answer to Americans: What is England famous for?

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 12:12:53 -0800

Americans: What is England famous for?

I'm assuming that you meant the UK, and not England specifically: Imperialism Queen Elizabeth I Queen Elizabeth II Exploration Spotted Dick Sir Timothy Berners-Lee (inventor of the worldwide web) Monarchy William Godwin Douglas Adams Charles Dickens Big Ben Bertrand Russell The Young Ones...

Answer to What does GOP mean in politics?

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:59:23 -0800

What does GOP mean in politics?

Guns, Oil and Paranoia.

Answer to as a Republican i stand defiant of all Laws of Democracy.. 51% can just arm up and come after me .. cause i'll not submit. will you?

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:58:08 -0800

as a Republican i stand defiant of all Laws of Democracy.. 51% can just arm up and come after me .. cause i'll not submit. will you?

I think you'll feel better once you put your tin-foil hat and straitjacket back on. There, there now. Shhhh, sleep, sleep.

Answer to Do you think that girls and women should pluck their eyebrows? Why or why not?

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:27:35 -0800

Do you think that girls and women should pluck their eyebrows? Why or why not?

Sure, but only if it's their decision and it actually makes them feel better about themselves. I like my women on the natural side.

Answer to Do you think Obama will insist they bring prayers back in schools?

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:18:34 -0800

Do you think Obama will insist they bring prayers back in schools?

Not likely. Not necessary. Kids can still pray whenever and however they like, the school just can't force everyone to do so.

Answer to Does Bob Marley have a Facebook?

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:15:35 -0800

Does Bob Marley have a Facebook?

Maybe, but I doubt he's able to log on very easily.

Answer to How do i improve my spelling? I used to be really good but lately I've realised that i have difficulty in spelling the simplest of words.

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:14:53 -0800

How do i improve my spelling? I used to be really good but lately I've realised that i have difficulty in spelling the simplest of words.

Read two dictionary pages each day, then write out each of the words you read ten times. You'll get there. Then you can start to work on proper capitalization.

Answer to I've often heard the phrase "slow as fuck". What is the speed of fuck?

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:42:01 -0800

I've often heard the phrase "slow as fuck". What is the speed of fuck?

Just fast enough to get you to climax and just slow enough to give her time to join you.

Answer to Can we sue my stepsons mom for negligence if she takes him somewhere my husband said no to? custody is a 50/50 split right now.

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 20:32:56 -0800

Can we sue my stepsons mom for negligence if she takes him somewhere my husband said no to? custody is a 50/50 split right now.

I'd have to guess that you can't. Especially if it's just a case of Mom saying yes when Dad had already said no. The only way you might have grounds for a suit is if the mother intentionally or neglectfully placed the child in unnecessary danger. The key is the court-ordered 50/50 custody...

Answer to What is the most funniest bumper sticker that you can think of?

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 20:18:20 -0800

What is the most funniest bumper sticker that you can think of?

If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths.

Answer to Do overachievers at work get on your nerves ?

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:58:59 -0800

Do overachievers at work get on your nerves ?

No, they don't usually bother me much. I have been an over-achiever at times and I probably will be one again at some point. At least, as long as those people don't trample over others, use others, hurt others or take credit for a job that someone else did in order to achieve their goals. But,...

Answer to How would you like to help me come up with a name for the coffee shop I plan to open up soon?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:15:41 -0800

How would you like to help me come up with a name for the coffee shop I plan to open up soon?

How about: Jitters Perks 'N Beans Mugshotz

Answer to Is Justin Bieber the greatest musical talent ever?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:45:20 -0800

Is Justin Bieber the greatest musical talent ever?

No. He barely fits into the category.

Answer to Why does it matter if I have a gift certificate when paying the tab at a restaurant?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:51:15 -0800

Why does it matter if I have a gift certificate when paying the tab at a restaurant?

If a restaurant sells gift certificates, they have no right to restrict how or when it may be used. I have used them in the past when treating others to dinner and having to tell your waiter (in front of your guests) that you'd like to use a gift certificate, would detract from the treat you're...

Answer to Guys: Do you pee standing in the toilet in public restrooms while there are urinals available? Dont you think someone wants to seat on it?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:41:04 -0800

Guys: Do you pee standing in the toilet in public restrooms while there are urinals available? Dont you think someone wants to seat on it?

I have just as much right to use the toilet as the next guy. I have to wait for my turn at bat, so does the next guy.

Answer to Is it true that Wall Mart destroys small business?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:23:49 -0800

Is it true that Wall Mart destroys small business?

Absolutely. How can any smaller retailer compete when Wal-Mart can stock and sell thousands of items for a few cents over their cost and still make enough profit to become the world's largest retailer?

Answer to Why do people trust/believe every single thing that is written in the Bible if it was written by man?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:16:56 -0800

Why do people trust/believe every single thing that is written in the Bible if it was written by man?

I've been asking myself that very same question for decades now and, other than fear of death or of the unknown, I still have absolutely no idea what propels such religious fervor. Anyone can claim that something they've written or something that they've read was inspired by god. It's all in...

Answer to Do you like cream soda?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:00:14 -0800

Do you like cream soda?

Love it.