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How often do you check answerbag? Every... Every couple months lately...

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When I try to upgrade debian from 3.1 to 4.0 and when I try to change the sources.list file, I can't find the line that says, "deb http://security.debian.org/ stable/updates main contrib". Any help? Or, for the lazy: http://debgen.simplylinux.ch/ :)

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Does driving a vehicle is easy? Yes, but writing Engrish properly apparently is not...

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What operating system do you like most? *nix

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Would I be able to use an internal four port SATA RAID PCI card for just using it for a DVD burner, Blu ray burner, ect...? Because Im already using my other six motherboard SATA ports for RAID 5 on six HDD's. Yes

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My computer has just been fixed but still the disc drawer keeps opening and closing . What can I do to stop this? Replacing optical drive completely would be a sure and permanent solution. But you could try taking the DVD/CD drive apart and cleaning the eject switch and/or the tray detection sensor. They could need replacing though.

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Does anybody know how to seed a torrent? http://www.dessent.net/btfaq/#terms Once a peer in the swarm has a complete copy of the file(s), it is considered a seed. This should apply to all torrent clients, assuming you're not blocking (with a router/firewall) the ports needed by bittorrent to upload data, you will be "seeding". See also the link above for the term "reseeding". If you're asking how to...

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If you create a barrier, I'm going to figure out how to climb it or blow it up. Unfortunately, at my school, blowing it up would draw some attention, so I want to circumvent their WebSense server. With one of my accounts, this is so easy it's not even fun And the question is...?

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Anybody wanna help me get pregnant? lol Nope...

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What's your favourite Monty Python line ever? "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a" or "Bring me a shrubbery!"

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How do I know what type of bootloader I should get? Some of them are capable of booting most operating systems but it will mostly depend on the operating systems you are trying to boot... Some of the more universal ones are: grub4dos grub http://btmgr.sourceforge.net http://www.plop.at/en/home.html

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Norton: cannot update...still have subscription recently......could thr be a possible virus preventing it? Many virus' are designed to disable antivirus products. That said, don't assume that is why your application isn't functioning properly... Suggestions: -use "intelligent updater" (temporary workaround) followed by full scan http://www.symantec.com/business/security_response/definitions/download/detail.jsp?gid=n95 -uninstall / reinstall (if necessary) -do full...

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My computer is crashing bad, i need to clean it out, how can i do that? Disc cleanup isn't working. should i just take it in to get it cleaned? And where can i take it to get cleaned? Option1: -install ccleaner (or equivalent) antivirus and antispyware applications -update the applications and run full scans and cleaning of everything -defragment drive Option2: -format drive and install Linux distro of choice Option3: -trash computer -buy new one Option4: -have computer geek grandson help you out (recommended) -contact local geek for hire (if you are rich)...

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How do I replace my Hard Drive for my desktop PC? -turn off computer -open case -ground yourself to the case -unplug wires to hdd -remove screws holding it in place (HDDs are mostly electromagnetic these days so don't use magnetized tools!) -swap drives -replace screws (don't overtighten) -plug wires back in -close case -power on pc and reinstall operating system or (optional) clone old drive's contents back to new drive

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What puts you off your lunch? Nothing, I'm never ON my lunch...

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My boyfriend is in the military. He is stationed in Hawaii. Is it wrong for me to go stay with him for 4 months? ?!? No...

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Guys, do you actually enjoy weddings, or are they something you just go to cause you were invited. Just wondering =) I enjoy bachelor parties. I've been to a couple weddings and they were kind of boring. The food and drink usually isn't bad though. I imagine if you're the best man it is just a pain in the ass. You have to remember your speach and stuff...

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So u have this guy who is madly in love w/ u, he gives u whatever u ask 4, he provides u with whatever you need, he tells u that you donot have to work just finish school. He wants u to marry him and start a family but u can't have children what do u do? Not enough information... Why can't you have children? You don't want to? You physically can't? You are scared to? It will kill you? What? I don't want somebody that does everything for me. I don't want somebody that provides everything for me. How do you feel about him? What the heck?!? I realize this may not seem like a little thing to you, but in the grand scheme...

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How many of you have installed Windows 7 ,Well did you like it why Well, as far as Micro$haft products go, it isn't bad. It is a great improvement over Vista. (I'm a *nix guy) Pros: Runs on crappier hardware Interface / shell / eye candy improvements are nice Cons: Hardware support / lack of drivers Can't upgrade from XP (have to do fresh install) Go here for a funnier / more complete review: ...

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I have an assortment of USB thumb drives, bluetooth dongles, penlight, pocket knife, etc that I'd like to get a rollup pouch for with little elastic compartments. Can anybody suggest a particular online (or offline) vendor/item? http://www.caselogic.com/6_capacity_usb_drive_shuttle/product_detail/index.cfm?modelid=66166

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If your boyfriend is out of town, how many times a day should he call you if he is really in love with you 4.3946 times if he is really in love with you and 5.3825 times if he is REALLY REALLY in love with you...

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What peircing do you find most attractive on a girl? which is your least favorite? Any one that can be taken out quickly. Haha, no, tongue, nipple, belly, and clit are nice I suppose as long as they are not huge... Least favorite / disliked: eybrows and lips and most nose rings/bars.

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How do I "Un-Zip" a zipped file? It's an audio file I'd like to burn, but neither iTunes nor Windows Media can read it? Use one of these: 7zip WinRAR WinZip Peazip IZArc

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Would you get a sex change for a million bucks? Are you a male or female? No and no.

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Do you hate it when drivers tailgate you especially on the freeway? http://www.slowertraffickeepright.com/

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Should I buy a $600 mountain bike? I would ride it to school if i bought it. I usually drive to school. I have $10,000 saved up. Would the bike save me money in the long run? absolutely

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Anybody out there give a damn? That depends entirely what I am or am not giving a damn about...

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How do i get my dog to quit peeing on the back of his front legs? he is a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel You know that males dogs lift their legs because the very first male dog a long time ago had a tree fall on him right? Since then they hold the tree up with their legs...

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All of a sudden my vcr WILL record on and play fine,blank tapes that I record on but when I try to play ANY PRE-recorded tapes,the picture is terrible and tracking is bad with some rainbow colors flickering in spots as well.Do you know the problem? Urm, my pre-DVD days are a little fuzzy, but I would suggest three things. 1) Make sure you cables (between VCR and TV) are plugged in well and/or try some alternate cables. http://us.ebid.net/perl/auction.cgi?mo=auction&auction=9070180&from=googlebase 2) Check the recorded tapes in another VCR to make sure it is your VCR's fault and not a copy protection scheme problem or...

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Blackberry or I-Phone? HTC G1

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For some reason, www.zap2it.com does not remember when I have logged in. If I close my browser, then try to access the site again, I have to log in again. It wasn't like this previously. What could cause this? Cookie problems and/or scripting problems and/or cache problems. Try a different browser or try clearing your browser's cache and check cookie and java scripting permission settings. I supposed it is possible an HTTP proxy somewhere between your workstation and zap2it is doing something funky too...

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Does lack of electricity make computers go slower? My AC wasn't blowing cool air, so I turned it off and my computer started going faster after being slow for a while. No. Electrical surges, spikes, or lag in your home's wiring can damage a computer and/or its power supply but will not affect its processing speed/function. Most modern computers have CPU throttling functionality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_frequency_scaling) that WILL use less electricity when they are idle though.

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Is there an IM setting that will bring the conversation window to the top screen when I receive a new IM? Most instant messenger clients provide this functionality/allow this configuration.

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Can i connect my pc using my ip address? Possibly...?!? If you provide more details, I may be able to provide a more detailed answer.

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Hey for some reason i nobody in my house can connect to the internet via wireless or when hooked directly to the modem except my laptop can i cant figure this out its a simultaneous dual-band wireless-N router model no:WRT400N this is new router Unfortunately there are not enough details for me to say for sure. I'm going to guess one of several things is happening: -The router is in bridged mode and your ISP only allows you to use a single IP address. -The router is configured to only allow 802.11N connections and your laptop is the only one with a N wifi card. -The other computers are out of range -The router is configured...

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I want to build my own computer - where should I start? The case or the motherboard? And how do I know what motherboard will fit the case I buy? (In case you don't know, I am very new to the computing world) lol thanks everyone! The 3 answers so far pretty much cover the bases. The only thing that hasn't been mentioned is what the computer will be used for. Everybody assumed you're not wanting to build a carputer or portable gaming box or something else unusual like that. (if you are, you'll probably want to stick to ITX mainboards and specialty/custom cases, etc...) You asked about mobo/cpu or...

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Does anyone out there truly hate their mother? I suppose I HAVE hated her at times but it has never lasted for long. I know an aunt that hated/hates her parents though. She took off as soon as she could around age 16 and they never heard from her since. They even hired somebody to look for her at some point without luck. If there was a particular reason for it, nobody has admitted it to me...

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I'm 17 and dating an abusive boyfriend. I"m planning on leaving him and need to tell my mom about the abuse. I lied to her last week when she found bruises on my arms. I told her they were from playing volleyball. I'm scared to tell her? What to do? How many different ways are you going to ask this question? I feel that it was a mistake for your mom to prevent you from hanging out with guys this long. If I had to guess, you're putting this off because you're afraid she won't let you go out with another guy or you won't be able to find another guy or some other psychological reason. Anyway, the point is that there are...

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What is something best done with the lights off? Screwing ugly people. I can't believe I just said that!

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Do you think girl should lose weight just because her boyfriend asks her to If your BMI is unhealthy, (25%+) yes. Many guys may "secretly" want a hot chick for a girlfriend but don't assume that is his motivation. He may be concerned for your well being.

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How tall am I in inches if I am 5'7 There are 12 inches in a foot. (12 x 5) + 7 (Assuming you mean 5' 7")

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What celeb would not look good in a bikini? The gubernator?

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Which airline would you least like to travel on? Air France flight 447

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Out of curiousity, how do agnnostics and atheists handle tragedies such as premature loss of a loved one? (I think of myself as spirtual as opposed to religious, so that's my 'crutch') Urm, I think the question should be: why would you turn to an imaginary friend for grown-ups in a time of <insert emotion here>. I'll confide in loved ones or contemplate life for a while sitting in a peaceful place somewhere. I like cityscapes at night for example...

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If I told you to drink the liquid closest to you what would it be? My blood. No thanks...

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My girlfriend has 5 cats. How can I convince her to cut it down to a more reasonable number? And the most popular answer is... ::drum roll:: You'd probably have more luck killing them when she isn't looking and selling them to a Chinese restaurant.

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Boyfriends' past is haunting me He's slept with 10 hookers b4 meeting me, used 2 go 2 strip clubs, & I found all this stripper money & porn under his bed. He says it's from b4 me, but I feel hurt & ugly 2 him now. Wat do I do? Am I wrong to be upset? I am very curious as to what "stripper money" is though. I've never heard of stripper money before. Could you please explain? I'm electing not to offer advice due to lack of information.

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Which side of the street is actually the sunny side? Both sides on streets running east to west...

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Where should I purchase a Modine radiator for my 2001 GMC Jimmy? I'd rather not have to order one online. Have you tried junk yards? http://www.junkyarddog.com/

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If someone took your childs life what would you do? If it was intentional, I'd probably take theirs possibly in a pretty horrible way. Because I probably wouldn't plan it very well, I'd get caught for it and either go to jail or take my own life instead of going to jail. I'd rather not think about these things though... Why are you?!?

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Why is it that when a boyfriend/husband leaves the mother of his child the very first thing her girlfriends tell her to do is run out and "Get child support"? How do they know the guy doesn't plan on supporting his child after he leaves? Thanks for asking this question. The 18 answers so far just prove how little people understand about these types of situations and how wrong the statistics are. It is unfortunate that these so called "deadbeat dads" have nobody to stand up for them. I know, because I would have been another one of these statistics if I had not been willing to put up with daily torture for several...

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HELP! I'm happily married, life is going really well except i use to date this controlling guy for 4 years before i meet and married my husband. and now if ever my husband advices me on anything i freak thinking he's trying to control me. i need advice. I would say since you're aware of this problem, all you have to do is curb it. I would talk to the hubby about it if you have not already so he'll be more understanding. What kind of advice are you looking for? You could go talk to a shrink or a marriage counselor.

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Because you don't Beleive in God does that make you better than somone who does? Whether one thinks one is better than another is subjective. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjectivity I doubt theism has anything to do with this though... I DO believe I spell better than you do.

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Have you ever cheated on a girl/guy and then you found out through all the pain and broken heart torment...that he/she is the one for you? Only when I played dumbsh1t drama junior on 90210.

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OMG I have the worst cramps right now! How do I get rid of them? I think I want to die Hot water bottle. I forgot how crappy AB is at picture handling... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31pppTEYiwL._SS500_.jpg http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11587697/Hot_Water_Bottle_Cover.jpg

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Does the vagina usually go back to normal after childbirth? Generally, yes. There are exception circumstances where it may not.

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What make you the saddest? Crappy questions like this one.

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This is a question for experts only. I did not want to ask my mom... we planing to fix both my rabbits witch are male and female. I wanted to breed them before i fixed them. will it still double their life span? is it possible? Rabbits make good meals. Usually in a wine sauce.

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What was the last thing you spilled all over your jeans? Transmission lubricant on my face...

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How was *I* supposed to know that I wasn't supposed to cd /www and rm -r *? That is a pretty specific mistake... Did you or did you not want to delete all of your pages hosted by apache?

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I am using Internet Explorer on an HPTouchSmart pc with Vista... uninstalled soundmax on my XP / Dell. how to get it back http://support.dell.com > enter your service code or model > download sound drivers > run them Unless I didn't understand your question, Internet Explorer shouldn't have anything to do with this...

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How much would you spend to fix/repair your laptop computer? ( My apple laptop is at the doctors and I am contemplating my next move) Less than $50 probably. I'd just buy a new one instead.

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What is the best over the counter brand of drain opener to use on a clogged sink? Good ole toilet plunger always works for me...

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What do you think about robots? That is kind of an open ended question. In what respect? The spot weld robots at the car factories I've visited are pretty cool. The good, they do a more precise and faster job than humans. The bad, humans have to find jobs elsewhere. Robots allow surgeons to perform operations on people from another continent... That is a good thing isn't it? I think alot about robots.

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What would you give the Pope? A swift kick in the ass.

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I just had my yearly mammogram and was called back to have more pictures taken of both breast is this something I should be worried about? The dweebs probably just didn't do it right or the equipment failed or they need a second look because something didn't come out right. Worrying about it won't do you any good.

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How cn i know my ip address http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/674054 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/12741 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/588911 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/361597 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/644517 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1069585 http://ipchicken.com http://showmyip.com ...

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How can i find computer name and ip address in Linux? # hostname # ifconfig | grep "inet addr"

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My girlfriend cheated on me and we broke up. i want to move on but when is the right time? is a couple weeks single long enough to move on to someone else? 9 days, 2 hours, 46 minutes, and 23 seconds

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Unloved and confused my husband says he screwed up marrying me and now i dont know what worse being unloved by him or not even being able to be in love with my baby do to the fact i am so depressed right now..this is my 2nd husb. the 1st cheated. First, answerbag is not where you want to seek help. Second, it sounds to me like you need to confide in a close (unbiased) friend about your troubles. I'm sorry that this has happened to you but feel that you may be relying a little to much on others for your happiness and well being. (this is just a personal opinion) It is time to seek happiness from within and do what YOU want and not...

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What is the last movie you watched? the Hangover. (loved it - have not laughed that much in a theater for a while...)

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Do you live in the same country as your parents? No, they're on another continent and I have not seen them in over 3 years. (not by choice)

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Obama, the 44th president. Did you know that there have only been 43, including Obama? Nope, and I'll promptly forget that fact in 3,2,1... What were we talking about again?!?

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What would you attempt to do if you knew that you could not fail? Trick question! It wouldn't be an attempt if I knew I couldn't fail! :-P Hmmm, probably invent some really cool stuff. Flying cars, teleporters, and whatnot...

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Can i use the t-mobile wireless router for just a wireless router not calling Make and model?

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Why is my cursor (hourglass) not going away? I recently downloaded IE 7. I think your question answers itself...

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When I plug my USB cable into my PC and camera it says its not detected. Someone PLZ tell me what I should do. Well, it must be lying if it SAYS it's not detected... How would the computer know something wasn't detected if it wasn't detected!?!

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My computer is being really slow. I've only had it like a year. I have AVG antivirus and i keep it up to date and it says i don't have any viruses. Is there anyway I can make my computer be fast again? Some suggestions: 1: Install linux. 1.5: START>RUN>appwiz.cpl Look through the list and remove anything you don't want/need/use. You can check the "how frequently used" indicators to help if you need... 2: (assuming you're running M$ Winblows 2K or higher) START>RUN>msconfig selective startup uncheck "load startup items" services tab>check...

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My zip Code is 46237. What County do i live in? Marion County

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Is there anyone on here who hated being a kid while they were growing up? I hated being a kid! I always wanted to be older as a kid and, now that I'm an adult, I always want to be younger... Yea, I certainly didn't realize how much fun I was having.

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What happens to people after death? I KNOW what happens to us when we die... It is well documented. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition#Human_decomposition Human decomposition Stages Once death occurs, human decomposition takes place in stages. The process of tissue breakdown may take from several days up to years. At all stages of decomposition, insect activity occurs on the body as detailed below. Fresh ...

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You are in the bed in the nude. Fire alarm goes off. There is a fire. What do you do? risk your life while trying to get dressed or what? I could answer this several ways: -Gotta have the fire hose out if I'm gonna put out the fire. -Pants are right beside the bed, less than 2 seconds to jump in them and then my bits are a little less unprotected from the fire. -I'm a super prudish American, I'd rather die a fiery death than be seen naked! -I'm a nudist and exabitionist, I wouldn't put clothes...

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Do you think technology is advancing too fast? Too slowly.

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Opinions on vegetarians? I'm not sure, I've never tasted one before... I imagine they taste just as good as the rest. I'm a second hand vegetarian. Cows eat grass and I eat cows.

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Can i have a photo of you? Sorry, it didn't turn out very well...

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If your refrigerator could talk, what would it say? I need a bath!

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Are you privileged? My computer says I am and they *NEVER* lie! pffffffffff

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Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, to impeach or not to impeach? http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/01/house-impeaches-blagojevich.html

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I have been told alcohol can be detected in you system thru urine tests for 5-7 days is this true? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1177268

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What should you NEVER use as a sex toy? Lit fireworks or dynamite.

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Is hugging a chubby person better than hugging a bony person? What's this about hugging chubby boners?!? You people are sick...

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Why doesn't AB have an "Enemies" list or an "Anti-Friend" or "Friendly Foe" or "Despise& Disgaree With" list like the Friends list? I love the idea! I wish there was a way we could get it implemented. So far, any requests or ideas I've sent AB have been completely ignored and unanswered. Even in cases where a cracker hijacked my and several other accounts, AB didn't do anything.

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What is the time where you live? At the time you asked this question, it was 2007/06/13 05:33 and as I answer this, it is 2009/01/08 19:07

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Is it more important to be 'liked' or 'understood'? I too, like Mrs. Cleaver, would rather be liked for who I am which would require being understood.

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If a police officer gave you a choice between doing the chicken dance or receiving a speeding ticket, which one would you select? Is the chicken dance worth your pride? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4222830

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What if your boyfriend tells you, you need to lose weight? I am 5 feet 2 inches and I weight 160 pounds. I know I am not my ideal weight but would you go as far as saying that I am fat? I don't think he is being unreasonable. You're VERY overweight! You're 0.6 % BMI from being Obese! Has your weight trend been negative or positive? For how long have you been gaining or staying overweight? I'm guessing he is seeing a bad trend and he cares enough to still be around and try to help you. You apparently don't see how serious this is. Your health is at...

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I lost my cd drivers that came with my graigs mp3 player model( cmp615D ) i would like to know how i can put videos in my device.. 75% negative! Those are some bad reviews heh. Their site sucks too. Why wouldn't you offer drivers for download from your site?!? From looking around, it seems the drivers are only useful/necessary with old operating systems such as M$ Winblows 98 but still... I couldn't find the drivers elsewhere either which kind of confirms you don't really need them. If you're on *nix or...

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My laptop wont charge what do i do? Find out if it is the battery by trying a different battery. If that doesn't make a difference you probably have more serious problems or a problem with your power supply. If the other battery DOES make a difference, you can try to recondition the old battery or just buy a new one...

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Would you answer this question if I guaranteed you +6 points? What do you think I am, some kind of point junkie?!? Um...oops!

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "badges"? Corruption and danger.

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Do you think it's a bad idea to have 15 kids? It would depend on the couple's situation I suppose.

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Can you see the space station clearly with a telescope? I know you can find it, but can you make it out or is it just a bright light? It depends on the telescope. With an 8 inch telescope it looks like crap (see video) :-) so you'll want something bigger than that. PS Looks like the poster Steve found a much better picture taken with a 25 inch telescope.

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What could armpits itching mean? I switched to a hypoallergenic deodorant/antiperspirant but they still itch a lot.. what could it be? I'm pretty sure you're dying. Sorry...

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My grandson was born premature weighing 4lbs 2oz. I have noticed today that he possibly my have decerebrate posturing. He also is not photosensitive. Should I be concerned? I think you should be asking a doctor these questions. Preferably in your grandson's presence.

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If x - y = p - q, then x = p and y = q. Correct; we can prove this with the given information. Incorrect; we can not prove this with the given information. Or we can do our own homework...

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Do you think what makes an atheist is a whole lot of unfortunate things that happen in a particular persons life? I can't really answer any better than Keysha did, but I personally, as an atheist, think that all of these religious fanatics are the ones to have experienced misfortune. They're brainwashed from an early age and then live out their lives in constant fear... Amusing, yet only vaguely on topic: ...

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If you <removed> It is my opinion that you are being paranoid. Consider that I may not know the entire story (I only have this question to go on) but a car crash has to be one of the most unreliable ways to kill somebody. Even if they are or know somebody that is an expert mechanic/crash analysis tech/scientist/whatever, it is impossible to guarantee somebody's death by tampering with their vehicle. (at...

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What is the fastest you have ever personally driven a car on the highway? What kind of car was it? About 215 kph on the autobahn. It was this crappy renault rental. It may have been electronically limited or it just wouldn't go any faster for fuel economy reasons... I wish I'd had a nice bmw/mercedes/audi. I went from France down to Italy averaging about 180 kph? Those potholes on the Italian freeway were hell at 180 kph. Usually no warning they were coming up either heh.

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Anyone here love Scotch? Not my favorite unless I'm too drunk to care.

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So if SaraMonster and I were drowing, and you could only rescue one of us, which one of us would you save? And why? Easy, I'd just drain or instantly evaporate whatever body of water you guys are "drowing" in. Or maybe I'd just teleport you two to the shore... Oh, and why? Because it's just easier...

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What do women know more about than men? Gross generalization time again... -Putting on makeup while driving while talking on their cell phone. -Animals -Carrying feti

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Is it funny that i'm 28 and I don't know how to drive? Funny "haha", no. Funny "strange" maybe in some parts of the world where people drive a lot. But in many parts of the world, people don't have cars and don't learn to drive.

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Name a word (at least 6 letters) which begins with a T and ends with a T. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tant%C3%B4t

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What do you think the minimum age should be for a lady to wear make-up any time, even if it isn't a special occasion? Women should never wear makeup unless they are clowns.

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How fast can you write? (wpm) Depends whether you want it to readable or not...

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Me and my wife just found out that she is pregnat and we are trying to find out if we want to keep it. i know it sounds bad but we have 3 girls together and 2 sons that are from another marriage that we are raising needless to say that we dont need anothe That isn't a question. Regardless of what you decide, one or both of you should get sterilized...

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If you were a cop who would you arrest first? Cops don't have the authority/jurisdiction to arrest who I'd like to arrest. But I guess I'd stick to important things like corrupt law enforcement agents and politicians, murderers and child molesters (and likely get myself killed in quick order) instead of concentrating on expired registration, speeders, and broken tail lights like the cops that you usually see around who live...

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Which do you prefer, CD's/stereo or mp3's/iPods? I have not touched or seen a music CD in a very long time. All my music is in ogg/flac/mp3 or other format. And that applies to my home stereo, car stereo, and portable units.

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Ive got size 17 feet what size are your feet? Those are tiny, mine are 37AA (assuming American foot sizes) :-P

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What are other names for a computer PC CPU workstation laptop notebook netbook palmtop box number cruncher pedaso crashbox shitbox gadget trinket machine d'enfer sacré badin ...

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What's the fastest you have ever ridden a bicycle? 93 KPH

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Does any body heard of system of a down? A couple SOAD songs...

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WHY IS MY GIRL SO FAT SHE IS TEN AND IS 130LBS BECAUSE YOU WON'T STOP FEEDING HER CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

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According to AB, I'm an "expert" of "confusion". Is this an oblique insult by the administration?! ;-) I'm confused, could you enlighten me? I'm an "expert" apparently, but where does the confusion come from?

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How long after consumption can alchohol be detected in the blood? Um, the other answers assume the question was how quickly can the "alchohol" be detected in the blood after using it. If we're talking about for how long alcohol is still detectable after drinking it, I'd say trace amounts about 48 hours after depending on the person.

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My computer has power but will not turn on, whats the problem? (Assuming desktop) I suppose it depends what you mean by "has power". If you mean it is plugged in and you're sure the socket is live, you could be looking at wrong voltage, a bad cable, or bad power supply. If you mean the motherboard appears powered because an LED is lit (for example), you could be looking at anything from a bad power supply to fried motherboard or dead CPU...

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Have you though about leaving the country since Obama became President? The other way around. I was on the verge of leaving the country while dubbya was pretending to be president.

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Do you think males are more prone to commit suicide because we hold our emotions inside? Or is it something external? It's a conspiracy! The women are causing all the men to commit suicide! :-P

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What can a sexy woman do that would quash her sexy appeal? Be a dyke or say something demeaning to somebody else or vomit. (since "smoke" was already taken)

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On Christmas day, "Goodwill to all men." Does this somehow *not* apply to anonymous religious downraters? Actually, I like to see how badly I can get downrated on them :-) It is really fun. Like here: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4969509

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For severely overweight people, we use the word Obese... but is there a word like that for people who are severely underweight? Edit: emaciated Original answer: Not that I can think of... (in Engrish anyway...) They would normally just be referred to as underweight or undernourished. Often I hear people referring to them by the disorder that causes the thinness... Example: Bulimic or Anorexic http://encarta.msn.com/thesaurus_561581743/obesity.html http://www.synonym.com/antonym/obesity/

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My computer's disc drive won't open. When I push the button, i can hear it try to open then stop, as if it is stuck. If I continue to try, eventually it will open, but this happens seemingly at random. Sometimes it opens on the first try, but not always. There may be a mechanical or electronic problem inside, which requires you to open it and tinker with it. But try ejecting the tray within your operating system. Does it behave in the same way? If it works consistently that way, there is probably just a problem with the internal circuitry or the button itself.

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I am making milkshakes. Would you like one? What flavor? Butterscotch?

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Poll: Do you enjoy Gordon Ramsay's use of the "F" word on cooking show appropriate? Couldn't care one way or the other about his use of profanity. I think the guy is a tool. Just one more show on TV for people to rot their brains with...

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List three things you regret not learning to do. Speak 10+ languages. Read people's minds. Always make the correct decision.

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Why does the guy making stuff in a factory have to pass a drug test to get hired, but the President does not?! Don't you think people in congress should have to pass one along with Obama? Because the factory worker needs the money... No, although I don't even do a lot of caffeine, I think drug tests are an invasion of privacy. Fire/hire people based on their job performance or whatever is relevant to that occupation.

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Is your most valuable coin also your favourite? If not, which is? To be perfectly honest, coins are a pain in my rear. I wish there were no coins in a smaller denomination than quarters or 10 cent Euro pieces. Therefore, my least despised coin is indeed my most valuable one. I have a couple 2 Euro coins laying around somewhere.

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How British are you? take the test You Are 65% British. Congrats, mate. You're are probably British. (If not, definitely Australian. Or Kiwi. Or Canadian.) You enjoy most aspects of mainstream British culture, without being stereotypical about it. You also have a typical British temperament. You wouldn't dream of being impolite. Hmm, I shouldn't be this British...

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IS IT NORMAL FOR A FATHER TO TAKE SHOWERS IN A CONFINED SHOWER STALL WITH HIS 7 YEAR OLD SON? THE CAPSLOCK KEY IS GENERALLY THE THIRD KEY UP FROM THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF YOUR KEYBOARD!

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What add-on for Internet Explorer 8 or Firefox 3 will highlight your search terms? This is default functionality in Firefox. I'm afraid I'm not familiar enough with IE 8 but I'd be surprised if you can't do it with IE 8 too.

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Anybody else see 'psychology' as the poor, woe-be-gone, pathetic 'relative' of philosophy? Um, sure... Psychology was the only subject I consistently failed (miserably). Philosophy, I loved.

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What would it take for you to give someone the shirt off your back? Are you sure you want it?!? It's all stained and holey. I'll trade you for your BMW?

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If a hot-air balloon is at perfect equilibrium 100 feet above the earth and a person jumps from the balloon wearing a bungy cord, is the balloon at a higher, lower or same altitude after the bungy jumper stops bouncing up-and-down? I suppose you'd need lots of numbers to calculate this exactly, but my guess would be that immediately upon jumping, the balloon would rise a little. Once the jumper stops bouncing, the balloon would settle back to the same altitude.

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What can you not find on ebay? Logical prices?

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Guys: would you kiss a guy(on the lips) for a million dollars? Sure, my 2 year old son kisses me on the lips all the time...

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My husband is coming back tomorrow from a week-long business trip. I'd like to bake him something special. Any ideas? Lemon poontang? Bearded clam a la mode? Pink snapper? Fish taco? Beaver on a spit? Coochie in a white sauce? Just some ideas... Oh, my bad, you were talking about a cake. How about this?

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My boyfriend is sharing a cat with his ex,its driving me crazy what should i say to him to make him understand why this is so crazy. Tell him you're only into monogamy. Only one pussy for him... Or sell it to your closest chinese restaurant.

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Shouldn't keyboards have a ".com" button? Um... How about a key for every word in the dictionary while you're at it...?

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Shouldn't keyboards have a ".com" button? They do... CTRL-ENTER

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I am a LDS. I have had most of my questions about god answered except for one. Who made God? I'm sorry you're a limited data set but what does that have to do with an imaginary friend for grownups? It is difficult to say who first made up god since they may not have documented it...

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New browser not google chrome Your post not actually question

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I think I'm in love with my co worker, what should I do? I am too, but she doesn't feel the same way so I settle for friendship... You think?!? As in you're not sure? Make sure and then tell him/her...

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What would you give me for Christmas this year? =) Tu n'est pas sur la liste des sages! Qu'une crotte de renne dans la chaussette pour toi! (Désolé, le charbon c'est trop chère...) :-P

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Did you know one church actually had "God hates fags" posted on the little billboard in the front of the church? how does that make you feel? I laugh so I won't cry when I see these things: http://thehostess.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/newrope1028.jpg http://edkrebs.com/herb/guns_and_gods.jpg

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How long have you been a member of AB? Click ABer's username, then look under "Member Since:"

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How can I install Netscape Navigator on my computer? Internet Explorer keeps shutting down on me? Nutscrape Navigator reached EOL some time ago. It is no longer developed and I would not recommend you try to use it on current operating systems. But if you really really want to... http://isp.netscape.com/software/download2.jsp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netscape_Navigator_9 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netscape_(web_browser) <dear AB, please remove the space between r and ) thank...

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OK so three men walk into a bar, one of them ducked, what happened to the other two? They goosed a firkin.

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How many gallons of beer does a firkin hold? At google.com, type "1 firkin in gallons" and hit search... http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=BQb&q=1+firkin+in+gallons&btnG=Search http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firkin

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I have a compaq presario 64 processor with 446 MB of Ram. Can I use an external hard drive with 500 GB safely? Actually, your computer will implode and form a black hole into which the Earth will disappear. But don't worry, all of this WILL occur SAFELY!

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Would you consider your mother a good driver? Nobody is a good driver. Some are bad and some are worse. My mom is a little worse than average... Don't tell her I said that though!

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What are the pros and cons of skydiving? Pros: It is really really fun and exhilarating. Cons: You can die and it is expensive.

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May I have a ride to work? It's really icy here and I don't like to drive in this. Fun fun!

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My bf tells me he loves my small breasts & wouldn't want them any bigger but how can I tell if he's telling the truth? He's hardly going to say "you know what, I love big tits - yours don't turn me on as much" (unless he was a pig or had a death wish!) It sounds like you're hung up about your breast size. That is just my personal opinion of course. You also say that he would be a pig and have a death wish if he DID indeed hate your breasts and told you about it. So that makes him smart AND nice. Have you considered that he might actually like your breasts just the way they are? I don't see a problem here. Are you trying to find an...

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MY MOTHER IS TRYING TO HAVE ME COMMITTED, CAN SHE DO THAT? THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS...

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What is the most interesting part of the flight. and what is the most boring part? Roughly in order of most fun to least fun: Skydiving out Hanging on the wing Crashing Mid-air collisions "Near miss" Turbulence Landing Take-off Taxiing Interesting landmarks (preferably narrated by the pilot) / terrain / sunset / sunrise / stars / city lights at night In flight entertainment Lunch/Dinner/Breakfast Cruising with autopilot

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What are some phrases that only a kid would use? Mommyyyy!!!! He's lookin' out my window!!!

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Irregardless of your beliefs: If you found out you were to be damned to hell, would you engage in evil acts throughout the rest of your mortal life? I'm already doing that hardy har har... "Irregardless", you're a jackass! Don't "misunderestimate" the stupidity. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irregardless RIP Freddy Soto

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Nix DVD rippers: OGMrip, handbrake, other? What is the latest/best codec? XVID, OGM, other...? No more spam please... Peddlers of Win32 DVD junkware, I am NOT interested in your crap so there is no point in wasting your time trying to advertise it to me...

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Does it mean anything when my girlfriend bite my lip while making out? She's a cannibal...

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What is the best sleeping position (curled into a ball, on back, on stomach, etc.) and why? walker

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Have you ever wondered if there are colors that we can't see? This is a duplicate question. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/100426 Only a small portion of the electro magnetic spectrum is visible to the human eye. I imagine there are plenty of colors to be made up not visible to the human eye. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_spectrum It is also debatable whether how you see yellow is the same as how I see yellow. ...

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Will your brain eventually explode if you know too much? Will it whistle and then your head turn red and it just kind of pops like a balloon? Naw, older stuff just falls out the other side of my head.

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Will you ever forgive your partner if they cheated on you? You seem to be implying it is a sure thing it will happen, haha. No, I wouldn't unless we were swinging or doing something we agreed upon prior...

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How many times are to many times to call your boyfriend in a day? If you have to ask, you don't know your s/o well enough. There are couples that talk and/or text each other 50+ times per day and others that don't talk or email each other for weeks or months. I think if there is something worth while to communicate with your other half, you shouldn't have to think about whether you have communicated with the person too many times already that...

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Atheists: What would it take for you to accept that there is a god? Not necessarily Christian or Islamic or anything... Just a creator of the universe who cares about everything in it including you. There is nothing (I can think of right now) that could cause that. At least not the way you or any religious writings describe he/she/it. I suppose if I lost my mind and went insane...

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If a pebble is frozen on top of an ice cube and place in a known volume of water, When the ice melts and the pebble falls to the bottom of the cup will the volume of water in the cup increase, decrease, or remain the same It depends on the size of the pebble. The volume of water will decrease by 9% because of the thawing. The level of the water in the cup will rise by whatever volume the pebble is.

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I formatted my craig 1GB MP4 player on a laptop,now it cant play songs anymore That isn't a question... Perhaps your need to create a partition on it? Find out what file systems the player supports and make sure you've written that type of partition to the device?

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Why do people still pay for electricity when you can make your roof out of solar panels? Some rich people have implemented wind, solar, tidal, and/or other combinations of "green" power but it isn't usually cost effective. They tend to do it to save the planet, not to save their bank account. The technologies are getting closer and closer to being worth it though. http://www.ecogeek.org/content/view/1910/83/

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Who would win in a free-for-all with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris? I'd be inclined to say Bruce Lee but I honestly don't know how Jackie Chan would stack up to Bruce Lee.

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Are some guys uncomfortable using a urinal and use a stall instead? Another question I think only would come up in the USA...

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If I winked at you... would you wink back? Probably, it depends what you wink at me...

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Is there an over- preoccupation with food for Thanksgiving? Gah! Over-preoccupation reminds me of the Bushism "misunderestimate". I forbid you to use it! :-P I tell ya what, I didn't over-stuff or over-preoccupy or over anything myself this Thanksgiving (for once) which kind of surprised me. I'm used to seeing everybody stuff themselves silly and then rolling around on the floor like beached whales moaning and bitching that they ate...

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Which country has Tallinn as its capital? http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=tallinn&l=1 Estonia...

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You and your entire family are being held by terrorists. They demand that you deny your religion and convert to theirs or they will torture and kill your entire family in front of you but set you free. What's your choice and why? I'm afraid I don't believe this scenario would happen. Terrorists are not stupid. They would know converting you could not be confirmed and is unlikely to happen. The logical choice is to feign conversion until your family is safe. This has been what most of the reasonable people answered as well.

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My boyfriend has offered to buy me breast implants. He suggested it & I said yes. I have a small figure & medium sized boobs already & he said he'd get me any size I want. I know he finds me really sexy anyway but should I be concerned or flattered? Please don't do it! Why the heck would he do such a thing?!? I'd be concerned but that is just me...

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I understand that planes aren't made to go into space, but is it theoritically possible to equip them to do so and to and rockets? Why can't they just take off like a plane, kick in the rockets at a certain altitute and go into space? One man plane/ship That is actually 2 questions. The answer to the first is "yes". (sort of) Right now there are some re-usable space vehicles as a result of the X-prize contest. This is probably as close to what you're looking for that exists right now... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tier_One http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaled_Composites_White_Knight Planes designed to fly that high have...

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Do you text on your cell phone while driving? Yea, with my toes.

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If AB is shutting down because the the entire internet is almost wiped out by an unstoppable virus and you're only allowed just one last question each, what question would that be? How was it possible to wipe out the entire internet with an unstoppable virus? (that is my one last question)

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My PC has a cable modem for the internet; my g'friend has a wireless router with a different cable company that she uses on her laptop. We are moving in together. How do we share her internet connection? Do I need to buy a modem? A wir Plug the cable modem into the WAN port on your GF's router and connect your pc to a LAN port on her router. She probably won't need to change anything. Her PC will connect as it always has as should yours.

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I am doing a project for one of my classes and I need to know five Christmas traditions that are done in the country St. Pierre-et-Miquelon. Does anyone know anything that is done there? Technically, it is not a country. Those islands are considered part of France. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Pierre_and_Miquelon I'm sorry, I could not find any xmas traditions for them out of the norm.

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Why do most motorcycle cops wear mustaches? I just image.googled "motorcycle cop" and found 2 our of 21 of them had a mustache. Sorry, but 10% is not "most". Maybe the ones with 'staches don't like to get their picture taken...? :-P Even chips didn't have mustaches although I didn't count them because they were not REAL cops... :-)

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What is more attractive: a petite woman of avg. weight, or a tall woman of avg. weight? Another vote for petite. I'd die for a red haired and lightly freckled midget. Wonder what the chances are I'll find a girl that likes me and looks like that, hah!

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"It doesn't matter what you drive. It's how you drive it." Agreed? ;-) Watch these clips and tell me what you think my answer is :-)

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Why are old people bad drivers? I always get into debates about this, heh. EVERYBODY is a bad driver. If you think you're a good driver, you're even worse than drivers that KNOW they are bad drivers. People sneeze, they are frequently irrational or angry, they make mistakes and errors in judgment. They almost always have insufficient driving skills. Even professional rallye and F1 drivers make mistakes. If I...

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Do you consider yourself to be an interesting person? Only in the "hmmm, that guy has a screw loose" kinda way... :-)

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Would you rather be on a crowded freeway surrounded by nothing but speeding drivers who've forgotten what a turn signal is, but loving flashing their brights OR cars moving so slowly snails laugh at them? Why? The former. I'll get to my destination quicker so there is less chance I'll die.

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6 reasons why driving with headphones shouldn't be illegal You like crashes You're an idiot You're deaf anyway so it doesn't make a difference Your headphones look cool on your head You can still listen to music when your radio is shot You're blond and if you take your headphones off (with the continuous "breath in, breath out" recording) you forget to breath and die...

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Does seeing a ray of sun cheer you up? Always.

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How do I switch my ACER laptop(laptop screen damaged) to a external flat screen. (Fn)Function Fsomething. Usually laptops have an additional meta key (Sometimes called Fn) and alternate functions for keys on your keyboard to change screen brightness, volume control, eject CDs, etc... These are usually in a different color like blue. Find the F# that corresponds to changing to an external monitor and press and hold Fn key and press the appropriate F# key. It may or may not...

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Could someone please cheer me up? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4792283

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Ever notice that the older you get, the less material crap is worth? I may have gotten a head start in this department. Since we moved about once every 2 years when I was a kid (sometimes overseas) and even lived like gypsys for a short time, I learned quickly what little was worth keeping. I still abhor collecting copious amounts of useless stuff although I have more of it now than I'd care to admit. To answer your question, no, I have not really noticed...

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Do u do the "3 second rule" if u drop food on the ground, ie- pick it up and eat it before it's there too long? where did 3 seconds come from?!? I do the 10 seconds and no hair/dirt/nasty stuff rule :-)

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Why are there Braille keys on drive-up ATMs? Well, primarily it is because of federal law (why else do stupid things happen most often?) Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, Public Law 101-336 A second possibility is that ATM manufacturers don't want to have to make two molds for cost reasons. Another person mentioned a blind passenger (say in the seat behind the driver for example) or a walk-up blind person but a better...

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How would you treat a gay person? I like happy people. I treat them to jokes and beer.

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I believe the MBR or BCD or whatever is causing a problem with vista but I have formatted my hard drive several times. Is this wiping the MBR too? If not, is there a program that will boot from a CD and erase the MBR of my hard drive? You're MBR or BCD is not causing a problem with Vista. Without more detail, I can't give you an edumacated guess what it might actually be. If you still want to wipe your boot record, you can use linux's DD utility from any linux livecd dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sd? bs=512 count=1 (replace ? with your particular drive designation) or you could try FDISK /MBR from a windows 98...

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What is the easiest and free way to download videos from U Tube to you pc? Take your pick. There are about 10 Firefox addons and several freeware tools and stream recorders that you can accomplish this with... Greasemonkey with this script is probably my favorite. http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/26604

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What do you do when you cant open a jar because the lid is on too tight? If hands are wet, dry them and try again. If lid is slippery, wipe and use oven mits or rag to open. If jar is old or super sticky or frozen, run under hot water, dry and try again. If all else fails, smash jar with hammer.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say chuck? Jessica Biel

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Can ppl hack me using my Ip address? Well...Yes... You're "location" on the internet is generally referred to by an IP address. Hackers usually attempt to "hack" systems at that address via a plethora of different methods. Perhaps you had a more in depth question about this?!? Also, please consider the difference between hackers and crackers.

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You just lost a finger. Would you have a toe amputated and put in its place? No... Then I'd have a funky looking hand AND a limp...

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I'm only 14 and i know my body is not done growing but i'm concerned about my height. My butt is "big" and im not fat. I think it's because i will get taller and it will stretch with my growth. I need advice. Im 5'3" and weigh around 137. Your BMI is 24.3%. If it goes over 25% you'll technically be overweight. If you can be more active, take up some sports and watch what you eat you may lose a little weight, be fit, be happier, and more likely to grow.

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What is a form of discrimation that you feel goes ignored? Father's rights.

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What Christmas ornament are you? http://www.blogthings.com/whatchristmasornamentareyouquiz/ The dildo

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Have you ever been followed by someone because of their road rage? I drive a clunker and don't care if it gets dinged up. I often surprise the crap out of big SUV and pickup drivers by not showing them the respect most other drivers do. Instead of giving them a wide birth like other drivers, I treat them like any other vehicle. A couple rednecks have gotten pretty pissed about it before but I think my disarming smile confuses them into complacency. :-)

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I love the British! Any other Anglophiles here? ;-) Bloody sodding Brits! Yea, gotta love 'em. Ever partied with British schoolgirls? Brings back some good memories! :-) Oh and don't forget the Aussies!

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For those ABers who use "profane" words: Are they for puncuation, for emphasis or is it a habitual kinda thing? ;-) It depends entirely on my current company. (if I'm talking to myself, it depends on my mood)

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What item that needs batteries is nearest to you? I'm currently swimming in a 4 foot deep pool of CR2032s

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I clicked on "My Computer" "Properties" "Advanced" "Settings" "Best performance" thinking it would increase my speed. It did. However, now my Outlook express is incredibly small. How can I readjust it? ALT-SPACE, X (incidentally, I have no idea how that setting would have changed your window size...?!?) If I've completely misunderstood what you're talking about, give us a screenshot.

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1 in 5 young adults have a personality disorder. Thoughts? YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?!?

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If you could cancel one TV show, what would it be? *every* commercial *ever*

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I broke up with my girlfriend of three years on Monday. I was sure I made the right decision on Monday. However, I am now living in our house on my own and I really miss her! Does this mean I really love her or do I just not like living on my own? arghhh Um, can't really answer that without knowing the reason you were sure you made the right decision.

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Is it true all men have been with a big girl because she will give it to them because she dont know when shell get it agian because of her weight issues? Women with low self esteem are not a turn on...

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Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend what should i do Take a trip alone to the Ukraine or Thailand or Romania. Wait around in the airport or in some dark alley until a sex trafficker picks you up. They'll get you plenty of boyfriends...

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How stressed are you REALLY? take this quiz to find out!! http://www.lessons4living.com/stress_test.htm 18

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My puppy sometimes drag his butt on te floor. why do dogs do hat? Am I the only human that does this?!?

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How often do you think you should have sex with your partner? Between 1 and 70 times per week.

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I am 25 and getting married, so it's time I finally know this: Is santa real? My parents say he is, but all my friends say he's not. Please tell me! Damn, I hope there are not any little kids reading this thread...

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I am a nice person, and everyday i leave the house i make sure i look my best, and i am single I cant understand why guys wont approach me Its been a year since I have met someone. Your profile says you're male. Most males are not interested in other males that way. Perhaps try gay bars or find a gay & lesbian activity/singles group?

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Whats a good Laptop to buy for gaming? Im looking for a laptop that supports 8 GB of RAM. Thanks. With the specs you're looking for, I don't think you'll find a laptop. It'll be one of those "desktop replacements". Essentially a laptop that weighs 30lbs and the battery lasts 30 minutes while you're watching a movie or playing a game. There is an Alienware gaming laptop that you can get with 4GB of RAM max.

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Do you avoid answering questions on religion because you might be down-rated, because you could get in an argument or because you're not interested, or are you not bothered either way? Points be damned. I occasionally get into it (while the religious fanatic's logic and detachment from reality is a source of temporary amusement and awe), but I normally can't be bothered.

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I found naked pictures of my boyfriends ex on his computer. He gave me permission to look at the pictures on his computer. THey were taken about a month before we were together, when they were "just friends" and when he was "only thinking of me" That isn't a question.

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Men: Do you like when your girlfriend is constantly touching you through your pants and hinting at wanting to have sex? Always, even when you are trying to have a conversation. Would you think she only wants you for sex? Yes and no.

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How do you react when a sales clerk ignores you when you ask them a question? I'd probably raise my voice and repeat the question so loud they'd get embarrassed. Otherwise, I'd look for their boss and pretend like I was going to spend a lot of money but now I'm taking my business elsewhere, haha. Seriously though, why would you talk to a sales guy?!? Most of them lie and try to sell you stuff you don't need. Just research your big purchases...

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Am i pretty or ugly the other time didn't work please don't flag me <3 http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/angelgrl166/Picture136.jpg Yup, I like the freckles

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How old does my mom look? Pic inside! I'd guess early sixties on the left and late teens on the right. I could be more precise if you weren't wearing clothes :-)

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How do u win a guy that only beleives in dating people in the same religion... grrrrr... plz help im so confused n i reali like him n he likes me but because of his religion he dosent wanna go out with me... sigh :( plzzzzzzzzzzzz help me. Find another guy that has his qualities and doesn't insist their s/o be of the same religion. That is ridiculous. I refuse to date anybody who doesn't believe in Santa Clause!

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Is it okay to hug a llama? If you don't mind the smell.

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Are you disagreeable just for the hell of it? Never for the hell of it. Occasionally for good or bad reasons...

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I'm happily married, but a very attractive woman at work is flirting with me. It's driving me crazy. I'm flattered, but I need to ask her to stop. I don't know how to do this without humiliating her and ruining the friendship. Any advice? How does she and your wife feel about a 3some? :-P If she's getting you all hot and bothered, run home to the wife and throw her in the sack and have your way with her, I'm sure she'll like it.

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Everyone has a programme on their computer called 'Paint' well on my computer it's nowhere to be seen. Why is this? and how do I get it back? Because it doesn't show on my desktop or start menu. Technically, only certain M$ Winblows users have it (NOT "everyone") . It isn't paint, it is mspaint.exe . If you lost the shortcut for some reason and it is still there (c:|winders|system32|mspaint.exe) you can do START>run>mspaint [enter] . If it isn't there you can re-add it in Add/Remove Winblows Components (you'll find it under accessories) . Like...

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Do you think frekles are cute? I have a huge thing for redheads with freckles. Um, that sounded wrong, I mean I have a soft spot for them?!? Doesn't sound much better...

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Will you teach me a word in a language besides English? : ) Pendejadas.

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What is better......Ritz Crackers or Saltines? Saltines. I don't like sugar/corn syrup in my crackers.

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Do you think it's sexy when a girl is a martial artist? I guess it doesn't really affect me either way... Why did you pick martial artist? If you'd said mechanic or pilot I might have responded differently :-)

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If you were offered free flight training would you take the offer? I'm already a fixed wing pilot can I get rotorcraft experience please?

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How often do you eat Heinz baked beans? Never heard of them... Not much of a bean person anyway...

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I have a cousin. Our mother's are sisters and our father's are first cousins. Are we first cousins, second cousins, removed cousins, or a combination of all? I think you should hit that! haha Ready, get set, DR!

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Is it legal in PA to for first cousins, once removed, to marry? No. http://marriage.about.com/cs/marriagelicenses/a/cousin.htm

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What should i do my son has been in this daycare for about a yr in this yr hes gotten stiches above his eye and hes bit his tongue almost off and ive picked him up when his diaper hasnt been changed in hrs what should i do change daycares? If you have to ask, the answer is yes of course...

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1ST PRESIDENT TO LIVE IN WHITE HOUSE http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=who+was+the+first+PRESIDENT+TO+LIVE+IN+WHITE+HOUSE&l=1 . President John Adams and his wife, Abigail, moved into the White House in 1800, shortly before it was completed. Construction began in 1792.

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Why did Barack Obama win the election? He was the lesser of two evils.

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What is a piece of advice you have given a person younger than yourself? Don't do anything I did.

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I am 27yrs,married woman,i have the following symptoms for last 2-3weeks-bitter taste,pain in lower abdomen,hip and sometimes backpain.nause,indigestion....why all these? It must be because you're married...

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Never buy a car if... You can see the street through the floor.

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I have a freighteliner , with a detroit engine, it shut off and shows code 43 and 44, does't want to start . anybody knows? http://www.dmbruss.com/images/Schematics/DDEC/43_Flash_Code_43_Coolant_Level_Low.pdf

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Theres this girl who makes eye contact with me and stuff. One time she looked at me smiling but never said anything. i noticed her body language-her legs would cross and uncross at times facing my direction. i caught her staring at me today....im lost lol You're lost?!? Are you interested or not? If you are, talk to her. If you're not, ignore her. Don't just ask silly questions on AB... Good luck.

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Why do I always pick the wrong guys? They turn out to be jerks, or they lie, or they're alcoholics. Um, I lie and drink and I can be a jerk. Sorry... . I guess what I'm trying to say is, you're not going to find a guy that never lies, never drinks, and is never a jerk just like I'll never find a woman like that. The trick is to find somebody who apologizes about being a jerk and makes it up to you, drinks socially, and doesn't lie about the important things... I swear...

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You're the language police.....what's the first word(or phrase) you make illegal? Using your instead of you're. . Haha, you caught it...

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Is it true that teenage guys only want to be with a girl to get into their pants? I find it a lot easier to just go to a store and buy my own pants. I don't think I'd fit in most teenage girl's pants anyway...

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My S/O left a pen in his work pants knowing that it drives me crazy! He got ink all over inside the dryer and I knew it, instead of yelling, I left it there for him to find. He tried to clean it and never said a word about it. Does that make him a liar? WTF?!? A liar about what?!? I'm gonna say no... I guess your question isn't very clear. Should I understand that you're S/O hates you and puts pens in his pants on purpose every time you do the laundry so it will make a mess? Why would he then try to clean it up? Isn't it more likely the guy is absent minded and when he noticed his error, he tried to clean it up but...

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My friend is always exposing an inch or 2 of her butt crack in public places. How do i tell her to stop without embarassing the both of us? This won't be a popular answer but if something she does embarrasses you and you can't easily reach an understanding about it, you two shouldn't be friends. Have you considered she either doesn't care her crack is showing or she is showing it on purpose? Why does this embarrass YOU?!? Why do you care more what others think? Are you insecure? Did you sign up on AB just to ask...

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Are big, round butts on women a turn on or turn off for men? I'll try again when AB lets me upload images again... I'm having this issue: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/333347

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Do you ever have to ride with someone who's driving really scares you? Do you say anything or just suffer in silence? Technically, I don't HAVE to ride with them. I've twice told somebody to let me drive or I'm not staying in the car.

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My bf wanted to finger me, but it just ended up being a painful experience, he couldn't seem to get in me at all.. im wondering is it going to be like this all the time, or does I need time to get used to it first, so he can finger me properly? It just sounds to me like you weren't excited enough. (or he wasn't doing something right) If you suspect you have a problem with self lubrication, you can use KY or other personal lubricants from pharmacies and sex shops.

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Is it possible to see on a guys face, if he has a hard on? No, not unless his phallus is situated on his face. (d!ckhead)

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How to walk like a girl? like ive been told i walk like a guy somtimes haha and if guys are checking me out (where im at the age they do) i want to look good. I suppose at age 14 your hips may not have widened as far as they'll go yet. Most likely you just have narrow hips though. The wider the hips on a girl the more that "rocking" back and forth is there when she walks. Look at the bright side, you're probably a better athlete. There is nothing wrong with walking like a guy. Don't try to force the walk because that will...

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Hi can any body tell me how to get rid of the pimple mark A knife or drill should do the trick. Worse case scenario a sword...

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What kind of cigarettes do you smoke? the second hand yet still deadly kind

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Would you rather eat elephant poop or eat 10 gallons of mayonnaise? I've already eaten probably about 500 gallons of mayo in my lifetime

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How do you keep a knob polished? Krikee! You must be really bored and horny. (seeing your other questions) How much of my tax money is going to you being bored in Kuwait? You're top 5 in some categories this week on AB! Geez. :-P

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How does it make you feel when someone corrects your spelling or points out that you've used a word incorrectly? Mistakes? Me?!? NEVER!

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My 11 year old daughter wants to wear a thong should i let her? At home sure, otherwise naw... Everybody is saying no but here is what I would tell her. And I wouldn't be lying. Thongs look stupid and are uncomfortable. Only poor people who can't afford proper underwear wear butt floss like that. Don't ask me what to say when she wants to wear lingerie or booty shorts though... :-)

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If green means "go", and red means "stop", what does blue mean? You're taxiing off the taxiway into the field. Not a good idea...

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I need help with a boy He's obviously not doing it right...

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Would you say you're more cautious or callous when it comes to personal relationships? Urm, neither normally?!? I'm only callous once it has deteriorated so badly I have no hope for it.

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How can I stop excessive urination Don't drink so much...

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What Linux distro does run in 128Mb RAM and connect to internet automatically? Many of them. What are you looking to accomplish with this machine? Some of the most lightweight ones are knoppix, damn small linux, puppy linux but you could get away with Debian too (for example). I ran across this the other day but have not had a chance to test it yet http://lxde.org/

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If i asked you not to answer the phone when your phone rings the next time, would you? Can I just forward all my calls to you?

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Why god created a girl? Wy god not teetch ABer hauw spel and compoze centensez?

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What is the difference between you and a homeless person? I'm all stressed to hell.

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Does anyone has a video copy on how to install an operating system? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDTavLd2GM0

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If i get a new harddrive will it fix driver irql nt loss or equal No. Since getting the new hard drive will require re-installing the OS, technically, you WILL be fixing your problem but the original drive/OS installation will still have that problem. Booting to safe more or last known good and fixing whatever driver problem you have usually takes care of the problem unless a hardware component is on the fritz. ...

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I feel someone is accessing my email. Is there any way my ISP can track a specific IP address and can it be traced to who I think might be accessing it. Do ISP's keep a record of IP addresses and if so for how long are those retained You're making it all way more complicated than necessary. Log into your gmail account right now and look down at the very bottom on the page in the center. You'll see "Last account activity: # hours ago at IP #.#.#.#. Details" If you click on details you get even more info. You'll need to see a doctor about the hypochondriasis though... P.S. if this wasn't gmail...

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Is it good for sucking girls vegina Is WHAT good for cunnilingus?!?

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My yahoo messenger has stoped working it says "yahoo messenger has stoped working." How do i fix it? Give it a raise.

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Can you give an specific example of poignancy? This is not a very poignant question. It did not evoke much feeling or thought for me...

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Do you prefer to host parties or go to them? Go to them. Too much mess to cleanup if you host. How are you able to post on AB if your PC isn't working?!?

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You Can UnLock your phone going on to www.orange.co.uk that isn't a question...

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Is there a driver available to update my windows98 so i can use a webcam? What is the make and model of webcam? If it was manufactured after 2004, I'd say no... Why don't you run linux instead? It will run faster on that hardware and you won't have to hunt for webcam drivers.

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The lens on my digital camera won't open. What do I do? It is a Panasonic Lumix DMC-FX07 if that helps any. Charge the battery. If that doesn't work, strike it with lightning.

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How do you prepare your oatmeal? I prepare it for the garbage. Yuck, I'd rather eat dog vomit than oatmeal.

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Okay ... on the count of three, show me your special skill or talent. One ... two ... three ... GO! look what I can do

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If your guy friend gave you loads of eye contact,sly winks,texted you at 2 am after a night out to see if you are home safe,started putting his arm around your waist while talking to you,leaning in to listen to you,is this flirting?does he like me? If my guy friend started doing that, he'd get a black eye and I'd make sure he knows I'm heterosexual. Unless he is Argentinian, guys there always act that way...

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Are we seeing more than our share of "naked" questions or what? Naked questions? Where?!? This is the first naked question I've seen in a while... Why are so many Americans gymnophobic?!? Oh, nevermind, you're a Texan :-P

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My boyfriend of 4 mo. just called me a bitch and said I am ignorant. Should I break up. He said he had just taken some pills and was drunk. He is going through divorce and just lost his job. He says he loves me I just dont know. Help!!! Were you being a bitch at the time? I'd be inclined to say cut him some slack. He is going through a rough time. But, make sure he knows it isn't OK to call you names like that. If he keeps doing it, dump his ass... Why are you asking strangers on AB instead of talking to him about this?!? Make sure there isn't a communication problem between the two of you.

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Would someone please tell me what or where this building is? http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/98/96298-004-49C80FAD.jpg How I found this: 1) image googled "site:media-2.web.britannica.com irish mansion" http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/501534/Rhode-Island/78138/Cultural-life 2) maps.googled Newport, Rhode Island and zoomed way in and enabled pictures and wiki links and looked around the coastline until I found it. ...

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How do i keep a secret identity well hidden? Don't talk about it on AB (or anywhere else for that matter...)

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How often are you able to exceed the 'century mark' (100 mph) in your 'ride'? I haven't driven on a freeway in months. I think the last time I drove on the freeway was one of those crazy days like labor day weekend or something when you can't even go the speed limit unless you're going to run people off the road. My "ride" (110hp accord pffff) tops out at 132MPH without any roof racks on a flat section of road.

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My kids want to know what Santa Claus's email is, do any of you have it??? I was going to ask Mrs. Claus tonight when I saw her but I didn't think I should talk about "you know who" when I'm doing "you know what" with his wife in the "you know where"... You mean all those elves don't satisfy her already or was she just looking for some variety? http://www.emailsanta.com/

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My daughter was born with her bottom lashes in her eye. Why is that and what can be done to correct the problem? These are probably what you want to research. Identify which she is dealing with and decide accordingly. Trichiasis Ci­lium Inversum Cilium Incarnatum Internum Cilium Incarnatum Ex­ternum Entropion Best of luck.

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What is the geographical location of south america http://www.letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=south+america&l=1 Draw a rectangle using these coordinates 12°37′0″N 70°4′0″W and 55° 59′ 0.19″ S, 67° 16′ 0.73″ W and 5°12′S 80°38′W and 3° 51′ 0″ S, 32° 25′ 0″ W (roughly) and that is where it is... ...

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WHEN YOUR IN LOVE DO YOU GET BUTTERFLIES IN YOUR STOMACH? I GET BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH WHEN I SEE A QUESTION SCREAMED IN CAPITAL LETTERS!

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Are refurbished laptops worth buying? I supposed there is a higher risk of early failure but I've been happy with a refurbished laptop I have had for a couple years now...

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Now, be honest. Do you separate your trash into the 3 different bins because you truly care about recycling, or because if you don't, you can risk a £1000 fine? (may not apply in the US) I didn't realize they actually had fines in place for that in the UK! In most of the EU and US there are fines for littering but not for failure to recycle properly... To answer your question, yes, I recycle by choice.

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Do you hate not being able to cry while watching an emotional movie when there are other people around you? It isn't a problem for me. I've gotten teary eyed at a movie before but nothing more and I don't feel the need for more. If I ever actually bawl, I do so quietly anyway so it wouldn't bother the audience even if I did. I've had female friends that cry at said movies and it doesn't bother me either.

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I ordered a Kosher meal on a plane once. It was the exact same food as everyone else had, except that every item was individually wrapped in Saran wrap, and there were individually wrapped plastic utensils. Does this make sense? Yea, but you got it before everybody else. And you got to the bathroom before the rush...

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Has anyone ecountered power antivirus 2009 on their computer? how do totally remove it from your computer system? I have not but here is a video clip that demonstrates one of many ways to remove it.

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What electronic device do you use the most? The circuit board(s) in my electricity meter outside my home. I use it 24x7 even when I'm not home. :-(

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IF you were called to serve in the military over in iraq, what would you do? Since this is a theoretical question, I'd give Miss Potts a big slobbery french kiss, mount my Ironman suit, and jet over there.

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What is bit torrents? I have been looking for the complete Ravi Shankar at Woodstock (69) video and found myself at torrents. I was excited till I saw "avoid lawsuits" on the home page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitTorrent_(protocol) http://www.bittorrentguide.co.uk/torrentguide.html

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My computer is running slow I have a lap top computer That is a statement, not a question... If you want assistance with a computer problem, it is better to provide more detail (lots more) and post in a computer tech forum. (which AB is not)

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My motherboard only takes up to 2GB of ram type DDR2 i already have 1GB, i saw online 2 GB DDR 2 800 MHz Kingston. does it matter the 800 mhz? or i can buy one with any mhz? I'm afraid I have to disagree with Darth on one thing. Your motherboard may not support mixing and matching RAM (only one chip registers - people get bit by this one all of the time) which means you would need to either get 2GB of matching RAM at the higher clock speed or make sure you are buying the additional 1GB chip with the identical clock speed as the one already on your board.

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I have a Dell home basic w/ windows vista, i have 265 mb RAM and need these requirements; Microsoft Windows XP / Vista / Vista64 , Pentium 4 3.0GHz Memory: 1 GB Graphics: 128 MB, Shader model 2.0, ATI 9600, NVidia 6600 or bet- do i just need more RAM? I'm sorry but your question is not answerable. You have not given enough specifics about your equipment and it looks like you just copied the requirements from the back of a computer game box. Either way, you shouldn't try to run Vista with just 256MB of RAM unless you're a masochist. If you don't know how to obtain more details about your computer, check the my computer...

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Why do people say i look cheap when i carry my money inside my bra. most of the time i dont have pockets and thats where things go. cell phone also. Nope, not "cheap" or "slutty"... Not that I think either of those should be considered bad anyway... Can I ride in your bra too? :-) You DO know that money is usually filthy right? There's everything from feces to cocaine on the green...

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Can anyone give me a REAL reason why gay marrage should be band?? Please no religous ansers. I just dont get it..... i mean its a free contrey right? The only reasons I could give you would apply to heterosexual marriages as well. To be clear, I'm anti-marriage (at least by the legal definition) across the board. (for many reasons)

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Do you have to share your PC with selfish teens? No, but that wouldn't be likely to happen anyway. I suppose if they had to check their email once / day, I'd just create a guest account for them to use and it wouldn't bother me but since you can buy laptops for under $300 these days, I'd tell them, I'd split the price of a laptop with them.

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What software do you have (for Windows OS), that nobody else hasn't? (Probably cause it's rare / hard to find / other) What is it for? Are you satisfied with it? That absolutely NOBODY else has?!? That would have to be one of several scripts I wrote or a diagnostic program I wrote for work.

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If i were to repent for stealing stuff but still keep the things that i have stolen, am i still a sinning wanker? Um, thieves don't necessarily masturbate a lot and vice versa... http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wanker http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanker

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I listened to a song in French today, and the singer repeats the world 'Lolita'. Does she mean Lolita is her name or is there a meaning behind the word? Slang perhaps? Are you talking about "Moi Lolita?". I've never heard of this song nor would it be something I'd be likely to listen to, but here is what I've found. Lyrics - Moi…Lolita (in French) : Moi je m’appelle Lolita Lo ou bien Lola Du pareil au même Moi je m’appelle Lolita Quand je rêve aux loups C’est Lola...

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Can you name a word that you don't know the definition to? Name it. اللغة সবচেয়ে мәҡәләне журналта 基礎之文 이를테면 ძველრუსული 问一星关于俄语或是俄罗斯 to name a couple...

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Am I hot? I have 2 pictures of me inside. I am 6'0, and 15 years old. http://tlejftp.com/files/12277356188173_1.png http://tlejftp.com/files/12277357179850_2.png You have this weird dimensional shift that looks like a white flash through your left shoulder and you only have 4 fingers on your right hand. One of the fingers is huge. You're a Freak! P.S. When you post a question, there is a field for related links. You don't have to put the links in your question since they don't work there anyway...

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What do you think about GPS on the iphone? Creepy or convenient? I'm sorry to break it to you, but most cell phones already have GPS capabilities. Whenever you call 911 or take the right paperwork (or have friends in the cell industry or goverment) to a cell provider, they can track your location by GPS or even by triangulation of your signal when/if necessary.

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I have $1500 and i want to get a laptop, i want it to be good enough to play Guild wars and and call of duty 5. Which brand and model would be best value and most reliable ? ?? ??? I did a test build of the Alienware Area51 m15x. Add the 512MB video card and UXGA screen and you're at $1499 I'd add RAM too (or instead of UXGA screen?) there are obviously other possibilities but I'm not going to do your shopping for you :-)

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What are your thoughts on Marriage? I'll let this guy do the talking. (his thoughts roughly mirror mine) By Glenn Campbell Family Court Philosopher I believe in romantic love. Men and women are set up for it, so it is bound to happen. Sex itself is a hokey marketing gimmick that can't take you very far, but if it helps you get started at intimacy, that's okay. True intimacy, if you can pull it off, can be a...

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Would you consider my avatar to be art or slutty? (Just curious) Only in America is this even a question... In Europe, nobody thinks twice about bare breasts on TV... In case that isn't clear, my answer is "neither".

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On my computer, i removed a program. Now, when i move the mouse rapidly, lines appear in the screen. When i plug in the charger, the display looks like its been shaken. There are stuck pixels, randomly changing colors, lines,and other unstable occurance. I suppose it is possible removing a program damaged your video card driver and/or monitor driver. I'd suggest removing and reinstalling both. I find this all unlikely though. You sure you didn't take a huge electromagnet to the monitor by accident? (assuming it is a CRT) If an LCD, did it get dropped? Have you checked all the connections?

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What can boost your brain in the same way exercise can build muscles? Stop using answerbag...

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I can't find my microsoft product keys to activate some software that was installed on my computer when I bought it, such as, Microsoft power point 2007, I would like to know how I can access my software. When the dark side had me, I used serials 2000 a lot. Since about a decade ago, I've seen the light. Once I became a Linux user I've never had this type of licensing problem... Heh, that makes me sound like a preacher evangelizing my religion/OS.

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I need an ipod This isn't www.wishbag.com

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I am a single submissive female, lving in Yorkshire, England looking to be in a domestic discipline relationship. ow can I find a suitable partner? "ow" is right... :-)

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Have you ever hacked something? what was it? My fridge, most recently... My son managed to rip off both rails that hold things in the door shelves. So I screwed them back on with wood screws and drill. Does that count? If not, I modified a Staples "easy" button a while back so it says a Monty Python quote.

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Have you ever Thrown away A parking tickets? I've never paid a parking ticket...

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Videos on my laptop jump and skip how can i sort this? It depends a lot on what type of video. Here are some things that can help: -update video driver -only run what is necessary (shutdown unnecessary processes) -some laptops allow you to upgrade/install a new video card -use a different codec -if this is flash video, try a different browser or update your flash (version 10 is out) -if the video is actually damaged, you may be SOL or you...

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My Stepsons have a pc which is already hooked up to the net and i have one that i brought when i moved in. mine has a decent graphics card and is more a gamers pc whereas theirs is more homework etc is it possible to hook them both up togethe Yes, it is possible. Ideally, you'd have a network card in each machine and connect them with a CAT5 ethernet cable. If they are already connected to the net, you may already have a hub/switch/router and you can just connect your new machine to the router using the previously mentioned cable and card. http://computer.howstuffworks.com/ethernet.htm Other possibilities exist, such as...

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When you get into your car, do you ever get the 'feeling' you will have an accident? You then decide to drive more carefully. I've occasionally (very rarely) acted (or not) on a premonition before and since but back in flight school, I had a really bad feeling about flying one day and I didn't go. The next day I learned that the Cessna I would have flown went down, but the cause of the crash was determined to be weather related so I'll never really know...

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What is an Alouette, as in the Montreal Alouettes? http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=allouette&l=1 (skylark) :-)

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If you set different ringtones for different people on your cell, why did you pick that song for that person? Their characteristics usually. For instance, a friend that is star wars crazy gets an R2D2 ringtone or chewbacca (sp?). My Mexican gangster friend has a tone with a guy ranting on about the damn cholos... And so on and so forth :-)

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At work, are you a strict "policy & procedure" and "by the book" kinda person? Or do you bend the rules occasionally for a greater good or purpose? Haha, I can never follow the rules and it gets me in trouble all of the time. I keep thinking it is going to get me fired too, but it hasn't yet... It isn't because I have understanding bosses either. I guess I just cover my ass well? I'm constantly "rocking the boat" for the "greater good" as you put it.

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Are you ambitious or wish you were moreso? No, I rather think it is a lack of motivation that has gotten me nowhere...

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Do you ever intentionally 'dummy-down' to others for expediency's sake? ;-) Yes, I have kept things shorter and sweeter than I normally would when I need to expedite an encounter. This was my answer before I reread your question: I would phrase this differently. I occasionally do not communicate something appropriately the first time to a stranger. As a result they do not understand. This is usually because I have not properly evaluated the person and used the...

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What is the most embarassing song you have in your music library? the one that, if it came up on shuffle with all your friends there, you would die. I think there is an Ace of Base album in there somewhere. It isn't on any of the playlists though...

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What are the ways to free up space on my hard drive? cuz its at 0% free space and its causing alot of problems I'll assume you're running M$ Winblows of some sort. You'll probably need to clear up a little bit of space manually before you can use one of these programs: ccleaner and/or windirstat. To do that, try REBOOT START>RUN>%temp% [enter] CTRL-A, SHIFT-DEL, Yes to all And for best performance, don't EVER let your system volume's free space get under 1GB

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How many questions have you asked on answerbag that are still unanswerd? When I first joined, it used to always be about 5%. It has been climbing ever since. Now it is almost 15%... AB is going down the sh*tter... Be glad yours is still at %5... :-P You have roughly 33% questions and 66% answers. I have 7% questions and 93% answers.

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What is your favorite Book Cover or picture book? Interesting that we all like Dr. Seuss... :-)

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What is the best sounding language to you? Russian

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I want to download a torrent, but the only one available is a lossless file. will this work with itunes? Urm, I might not be understanding the question, but lossless doesn't tell us specifically what file you're dealing with. Lossless is usually a term used to describe the type of compression used to compress a file. Example of formats with their respective compression type: mp3 = lossy (audio) flac = lossless (audio) jpg = lossy (graphic) png = lossless (graphic) ...

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"You eat life or life eats you." Agree? What is this "life" you speak of?

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Hearing a lot about Alaska recently, do you ever have any thoughts about migrating there? F*ck no! It's too cold. I WAS almost a bush pilot up there though.

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How old were you when you first started riding a motorcycle? What make/displacement was your first? The first bike I owned was a 500cc. I actually learned on a 2 stroke 250 that felt way more powerful... I've ridden bigger occasionally and would buy at least a 750 I think if I got another one. (or a 2000watt electric with a playing card in the spokes :-) so I still get the engine sound)

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Which were you able to 'deal with' better: losing your job or your S/O? I imagine I'd deal with losing a job better. I never have (at least unintentionally, heh) but I've lost an s/o and it really sucks.

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Are you a "quality" or a "quantity" type of person? Still unanimous. I wanted to say quantity just to break the trend, but...

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Chocolate covered_____________? nipples

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How many words can you spell with the letters in your name? First, middle and last. 18078 regular Engrish words according to a computer. So, add at least a couple thousand to that depending on how far back in history you're willing to accept words from and/or how many slang words you'll accept. If you add other languages, you'll probably get in the 100s of thousands... 38462 anagrams too, in case you're interested, heh.

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We have a copy machine at work that also has a scan feature. Does anyone know what program I have to open on the computer to get the thing to scan? I searched scan but didn't find anything. Running XP. Thanks!!! Without the make and model of the copier, it is impossible to be much help. Usually, you just need to download the appropriate driver/helper application(s). Be warned that many of the network enabled scanner functions on copiers require additional firmware that is purposely left out on the lower end models. They make you "upgrade" that feature for a fee of course...

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I plan to wear a red blouse and black skirt to an important function this Saturday evening. This may sound silly but what color shoes should I wear? radioactive green flipflops

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Why do men always fall asleep after sex? Hmm, I'm not even in that great of shape and I don't do that...

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Can you name the last fish you ate? Mister Bubbles was a salmon...

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Where in Australia is Lithgow located? Near Sydney. http://tinyurl.com/5kzawm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithgow%2C_New_South_Wales

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Is it ok to watch porn if your a girl? I don't understand the question. What do you mean by "OK"? And what does being female have to do with it?

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How hard is it to learn how to snowboard? Generally, the older you get, the harder it is. I would say it is slightly more difficult than skiing. But that is only my opinion and I learned after being a really good skier for about 7 years. If I'd started snowboarding when I was 4 (don't think snowboarding existed at the time), it probably would have been easier. You didn't really give us a scale. How hard can be...

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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering In case you don't have enough names... Anonymous :-(

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I have always been here for my ex boyfriend through jail and drug rehab. I know we still love eachother. Why did he get his rebound girl pregnant after 1 week and marry her after telling me he had cold feet? I really need a mans point of view!!!! PLEASE Unless there is more to the story, it sounds like he is one of the reasons there are so many man-hating, bitter dykes out in the world. I can only try to reassure you that NOT ALL guys are as$holes and fuc|<ups... Get a guy that actually deserves you.

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How would you describe your face? Kinda mangy. Hamburgerish.

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Should I record my coworker sleeping on the job? Naw, just put their hand in a bowl/cup of warm water and see if they piss themselves.

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Have you ever woke up very horney and partner not in the mood it annoys me Yes, happens a lot.

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Do you pay through the nose and go see a movie on the big screen, or do you wait for the DVD? All of the above and more...

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This guy who has been flirting with me invited me for coffee,it lasted 3 hours!with loads of eye contact,rubbing against my leg,he kept leaning in to listen to me talk,insisted on paying.is he into me? Nope, I do that with all of the women I meet. Just to tease them...

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How do you put a 5 gallon water jug upside down into a water cooler without making a HUGE mess? I'm 0 for 2 and have wet socks. (I'm kinda new to this) Try outer space. Bring some plastic bags though, that is if you plan to drink any of it anyway...

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Is your home shown on google maps? The roof of it is... Did you mean Street View? Than, no... Gimme your GPS coordinates and go out and wave, I'll look for you. Al Jahra?

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I removed my start up password with a passsword removal key (i had forgotten it ) now all i get is a black screen after it starts up what happened? If you can answer the following questions, I may be able to assist you: -What operating system are you using? (XP/Vista/Linux/Mac/BSD...) -What are you calling a password removal key? -This black screen, is it before the BIOS splash, before the post, or after your operating system starts loading but before the login screen shows up, or something else?

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GUYS: Would you dress up in drag and go out to a club if someone paid you 1000.00? Yea, probably. I'd rather you make it $5K or $10K though...

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Can a CD-R disc be used to record, then print, photos? No, neither. Digital photos can be recorded/written/burned on optical media such as a CD-R with a CD/DVD recording drive (aka burner) or with a camera such as the Sony MVC-CD300 with a built-in burner. A computer with a printer setup or a photo printing machine at the store could then read the CD-R and print those photos.

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Knock knock, who's there, little old lady, little old lady who? It wouldn't let you put an apostrophe in your name?!? knock knock, who's there?, emerson, emerson who?, em er some nice boobies!

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Why are americans so narrowminded and ignorant? Some may be, but don't you think that is a little narrow-minded and ignorant of you to make a blanket statement like that? I imagine the education system's shortcomings may be part of it...

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I have a plastic bottle used for peeing, I have used it for a good while now, I never rinse it when I empty it, every time I empty it and close the cap, wait a little then open again, it will make a sound like when you open a carbonated soda, why is that? Um if this is a joke, than sorry for the serious answer... Gases expanding or contracting from the temperature change cause a pressure differences which is equalized when you open the cap.

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Why do men think they have to hide things from their partners? ____

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Is Obama gay ????? please tell me Actually, he is a lesbian...

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I need some qustions to ask my BF? Details(we play a qustion game and we ask qutions) HELP PLEASE!!!!!!! This isn't likely what you want to hear, but if I was your boyfriend, I'd much rather hear questions thought up by your brain rather than by strangers online...

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Do you have a pain in the neck? OH! So it was YOU! I just thought I'd slept on it wrong... Why you little...!

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Is it a coincidence that Obama and Abomonation sound so similar? At least spell it correctly, dipsh*t... http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/abomination

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What implement would be the slowest at cutting down a tree? Wishful thinking, breath, speech, or air.

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I share my broadband by using Dynalink RTA1046VW router with 3 other tenants in the house. Is there a way to check how much download each person or better still, how can I set download limit on each computer(user)? Not with the factory firmware... Depending on your level of programming ability and the specifications of that device's hardware, it might be theoretically possible to do it. As a more realistic solution for you, I'd suggest setting up a computer (with something like linux/m0n0wall/whatever) between the DSL modem and your network to perform whatever bandwidth quota functions and...

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We all know what speed of light is, but what is the speed of dark? Are you suggesting amphetamines used by Caucasians are different than speed used by African Americans?!?

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Motorcycle and ATV owners would you buy an "airbag suit" Probably. What worries me about those is the same thing that bothers me about helmets. Helmets obscure your field of vision and mobility. It looks to me like your mobility and ability to tuck and roll (for example) might be impeded by the airbag jackets. I'd want to test one first.

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I will be 23 years old and never had a g/f. Im so overwhelmed girls dont give me the time of day. I pray its not gonna be like this all my life. I cant even take a girl out to a movie or dinner.i lost my confidence can anyone help me please? anyone? OK, how many women have you gotten to know and asked today? Less than 5?!? You're not even trying... You'll likely be scared sh*tless the first couple times. You'll get turned down at least a few times, but life experience is about trial and error... Ask 5 women per day for 2 weeks.

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Does anyone know if they make software so I can watch TV on my computer if so where can I get it? If you want to watch actual broadcast or cable or satellite TV, you need a tuner card installed. This is a hardware addon device. Generally these devices come with their own software or you can get one of several generic apps to use with them online. Perhaps what you would be more interested in would be a streaming online video service. There are broadcasters, peer to peer systems, and other...

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Why do people put up with so much bullshit with the people they love I suspect the answer is quite different for each person. Mine is rather complicated, but to boil it all down, I'm doing it for my son. P.S. To be clear, technically I don't love the person who's bullshit I put up with. I love my son... Thus, perhaps this answer does not apply?

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Have you ever wondered if people all see the same? Is red to me really the same color as red to you? And what would it feel like for someone who is born blind; would the person not know what "seeing" is? Would that person not be able to visualize things? Having never occupied somebody else's body, I can't say one way or the other. I know what cones see what colors and all those details. I'm proud to have more rods... I know some people are slightly or severely color blind. But I can't say whether or not one person sees green as 884477 and another sees green as 55ee22... I can't even agree on what color something is with...

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How many cards do you have in your wallet right now? (all cards are counted: business cards, credit cards, library cards...) Crap I have about 30. Thanks for pointing that out, I'm ditching about 10 of them.

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Why is sex better when your pregnant? Because you can't get knocked up :-) (or at least it is very very very unlikely)

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Even if we were best of friends, what is something you still would not let me borrow? So many people said their toothbrush. You could use my toothbrush but I wouldn't use it again after that. I'd buy another one for a whopping $2. Others said their wives, I'd beg you to take away my "s/o" she's an abusive and useless bitch anyway... You could not borrow my son or my soul.

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Have you and/or your partner ever broken out in laughter or giggling during sex? No details required. Yea, I had a girlfriend that couldn't stop laughing after particularly good orgasms. I never got a good explanation as to why it happened but she'd just giggle uncontrollably for a while. She was obviously pretty content with the situation though so I didn't worry about it much...

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Someone very close to you is in pain, paralyzed, and will die within a month. He begs you to give him poison so he can die. Would you? Assuming I know the person well, and I'm sure they're serious and not just saying this because they are sad or in pain or feeling sorry for themselves. Absolutely! What kind of a friend would I be to let them suffer?!?

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How many links per day are clicked on the internet?Go on have a guess? This is my guess 720 000 000. Am I close? Honestly, I don't see a way you could collect these statistics. So if you give us a number, you're going to have to show your work... :-P

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I need the product key for microsoft windows xp with service pack 2....part no...x10-53643 Why don't your use a REAL operating system?!? Come on... Be a man! (or a woman, didn't check your profile...) There are keygens (and crack sites) if you absolutely MUST use a sissy operating system...

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So I've just pulled the pin off of a grenade and handed it to you. Now what? Depends on whether it is a 4 second or 10 second fuse. The 4 seconds will get shoved down your pants. The 10 second I'll have just enough time to shove up your ass. Either way, I'm outta there after that and your better now follow me...

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How do you use this thing? lolol pack it back up and send it back to the manufacturer

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Am I ugly? http://www.flickr.com/photos/31954669@N06/2986438265/ I think I am, i'm very self concious also im 13. And i've got no friends or anything and im a boredeline psycho. The other pictures make me look super wierd, stupid angle. but im ugly Nope, but you're stupid! :-P When you post questions on AB, there is a field below the question field for posting links. (it wasn't always there but has been for quite some time now) I'm kidding... What makes you think you're ugly? I'm a guy so I asked the opinion of females in the room with me and they think you're cute so... Sounds to me like you're...

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What is the difference between a fairy and a pixie? XREF http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060712170058AAXXfsf

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I can see into your future with 100% accuracy, what do you want to know? What was I going to ask you before instead of this question I am asking you right now. If you can't do that because it is the past, tell me what I'm going to ask you in my next question.

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What goes on popcorn? For the price of popcorn at the movie theaters, it should come with gold topping.

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Does any one know a good website to get CHEAP used or refurbished cell phones. I broke mine but my contract is still not up. I do not have insurance with my verizon wireless plan so my only other opinion is buying a phone for cheap. http://www.google.com/search?q=used+cell+phone http://www.cellswapper.com/ http://tinyurl.com/2c9np

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Does anyone know why the CPU usage would max out to %100? in the task manager, Maybe to many processes running? I'll assume you're running a M$ Winblows product, CTRL-SHIFT-ESC > processes tab > sort by CPU and you'll see which process is hung/hogging the CPU. Terminate it if you can. Find out if it can be uninstalled or needs to be updated or if there is a conflict occurring with another process/driver on the system.

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Top-tear or Side- (End-)tear checks? Carbonless copy, register, or both? Single-check book or business check (3 or more) book? Or do you use checks at ALL, now? Wow, people still use checks?!?

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I have a sata hard drive with vista installed from a dell inspiron-530 that was struck by lightning the hard drive is ok. i want to install it in my pc i built as a second boot system, my pc has a sata hard drive with xp my concern is the dell drivers Don't be concerned...? As long as you don't try to boot from the hard drive from the lightning gods, you'll be fine. You can nuke the windows folder and files on the root such as boot.ini if you want to clean house a bit.

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How many teeth have you had pulled? Lots of hair but only one tooth.

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How do you take your tea? 99% of the time, my garbage or sink takes the tea. Putting tons of honey or sugar in it makes it drinkable but what is the point of that? Milk and lemon can piss off. I really hate "flavored water" as I call it. It is pretty much reserved for use when I'm sick only. I'm from allover, EU (not UK) and USA primarily.

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If you won the lottery what would your first purchase be? 1) Invest 75% 2) Use other 25% to get fit (mentally and physically). Go back to school, learn a couple more languages, spend more time with my son, find myself a s/o, etc... 3) Then get a really nice sail/houseboat with all the trimmings and explore the world. Maybe invent some things or resume some long lost hobbies while I'm at it... 4) Beyond that, make the world a better place in...

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Who has the most beautiful voice? A French chick I had a crush on in high school.

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So, I hacked into my boyfriends myspace (We have been together for two years) and I seen he chats with alot of females. There was even one message about what turns him on, and also telling girls they are cute. Is this a problem? The only problem I see is that you did what you did... It has all been said so I'll simply point out that logging into somebody else's account with a password they told you or you found because they left they're Winblows account unlocked and their browser auto-logged you in is not called "hacking".

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My boyfriend has windows vista on his computer and I know the administrators password how can I hack into his computer to look at his documents? Login as "Administrator" with his password... No need for "hacking/cracking"...

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My boyfriend hacked my ab account. Thanks jerkface. Did you have a question?

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What is the advantage or disadvantage of hard drive partitioning? There are many reasons for using multiple partitions. (I'll assume that is what you are referring to) Just FYI, you pretty much HAVE to partition a drive in order to format it with a file system so you can use it. It boils down to 3 main things. Organization, security, and performance. It will depend on your scenario whether or not it is advantageous or disadvantageous to have more than...

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French __________? bread braid horn press cuff door dressing quarter knot hen vanilla <pardon my <to ...

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How far back can you date your family tree? I think that is called inbreeding no matter how far back you go...

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Do you think that soccer and baseball would be more exciting if they gave two or even five points for a goal or run? Isn't it worth a try? I don't think (at least for me personally) the higher numbers would do anything for my level of excitement. I can think of some other ways to make those games more interesting though. Maybe add a dimension. In baseball, if you attached a long thin bungee cord to the ball and the runner's ankle. In soccer, you could use a severely tilted playing field. I could think of plenty more :-/...

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Would you want God's job? I don't know... Who is god and what does she do?

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Is new zealand a good country? What is a good and bad country? I'm afraid I don't understand the question. I know and like a couple kiwis but have not had the privilege of visiting the country. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_zealand

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Do you use the "F" word frequently or do you save it for a real good zinger? My use of profanity (including the "F" word) is directly related to who I am with at the time and how much pain I am in.

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How cold is it in outer space? 2.7 Kelvin http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/dec97/880000587.As.r.html http://www.livescience.com/mysteries/061201_space_temperature.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_space http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/980301b.html

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If it was up to you, would we have daylight savings time? Why or why not? We would not. But we would probably have different years, months, days, hours, minutes, and seconds too... Part of the reason is the hassle. Different countries change the time at different dates and it is confusing and annoying and counter productive. You show up somewhere an hour early or an hour late when most people have enough trouble getting somewhere at the right time when it ISN'T...

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I HAD TO JUMP MY 06 HONDA CIVIC AND NOW THE ABS AND BRAKE LIGHTS REMAIN LIT ON THE DASH ALL THE TIME. WHAT DO I DO? Well... You may have fried something but try disconnecting the battery for a while. If that doesn't help check the fuses.

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I HAVE A COMPAQ PRESARIO 1230 laptop with windows 98 installed on it i would like to know if there is a way to upgrade to a different windows and if so is there a website where i can get soft ware I second dropping Linux on that sucker. It'll fly like you've never seen it before.

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My husband recently changed the passwords on his three desktops. He wont give me acess, yet says nothing is going on. He has a history of cheating (this is how we got together, regrettably). Do I worry? I think sharing passwords is ridiculously stupid... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/950257

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GUYS: Which would you rather give up for a week - your car or the tv remote control? What if my TV is IN my car?!?

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To be or not to be? No... On AB it is "Why is the sky blue?"

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How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance? Because ambulances drive more slowly than pizza delivery cars.

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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio? Because you're getting ready to ask that guy/gal on the street for directions to that address.

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Do you believe that it is inappropriate for a mother to kiss her small children on the mouth? No

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If I was to have sexual relations with a monkey would there be offspring viable or not? (like a horse and a mule) You really CAN find ANYTHING on youtube...

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What is the largest amount of money you have spent on one visit to a "strip club"? $0 / 0€ I've always been treated rather than going by myself or paying for others. A recent bachelor party I attended spent over a grand if what they were saying was correct. Not surprising with all the bills they kept passing us to give the girls.

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What's the best religion? Point monger... Whichever one makes most sense to you.

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Can i get pregant when im on my period? Absolutely, and I wouldn't even say highly unlikely...

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Do you think the weekend is too short? somebody got it backwards... it should be 5-day weekend, 2-day work week

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If you owned a Chinese restaurant what would you name it? phling moo pork pu?

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Where does it hurt the most? The heart, always the heart lately... (figuratively speaking)

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Why do we even bother waking up in the morning? Well, for one, I don't really do it consciously. Secondly, I'm not depressed and dreading what might occur today. I suppose I'd say I'm an optimistic pessimist?!?

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Why does it seem like African Americans are the least tolerant of homosexuality? Yea, I'm with the others that have answered this question. I'm not sure where you got that idea but, if anything, I'd say blacks are more tolerant of gays rather than less. Speaking purely in stereotypes and gross generalizations of course... And if I had to give my (probably fairly useless) white boy opinion as to why, I'd say because of the slavery and hardships their...

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My guy aways puts his finger in his nose. he doens't pull anythig out but it's gross. how would you bring this up to him? HELP At first I thought the question was going somewhere else with the finger. Is he even doing it consciously. Just yank the finger out every time you catch him doing it. Should break the habit eventually.

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WHAT DOES FSLA STATUS MEAN? http://www.acronymfinder.com/FSLA.html http://www.acronymattic.com/FSLA.html

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Why does my dog constantly sniff me and others? 'Cause you smell GOOOOD!

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Why do men always wait so long to call girls back? Why do women always wait so long to call men back?!?

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Am I retarded? Yes, you posted this question in "Recycling". I'll try to get it moved for ya...

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I'm simply not attracted to American men? I've nothing against them but I just don't have feelings of attraction for them. I don't think a foreign guy would ever want an American woman. How can I ever be happy? I have several problems with this question: - As already stated by somebody else, if you can't be happy by yourself, you won't be happy with anybody else. - Americans are not really Americans at all. They are a huge mixture of people. - None of them are the same anyway, so how can you just say you are not attracted to 150+ million men?!? - How do you feel about multi nationals...

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What is gods gift to men? The ability to worship imaginary deities. (and kill themselves in his image)

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Does anyone else find it totally annoying when some one asks to "have a look" and the first thing they do is TOUCH ??? we LOOK with our EYES people NOT our HANDS (o.O) Well, you're not suppose to show your boobs to everybody like that. Some people are grabasstic (and graboobic)

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Name a religion you would NOT consider converting to or joining? Heh, that is easy... Any of them.

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How do i make sure i dont get an erection when i talk to the girl i like? this keeps happening and im scared shell notice one time:(:(:( Hehe, I can't help but laugh at this. I had this problem once. I tried baggy pants and stuff like that but ultimately, I just had to control it. If you concentrate on not thinking about her naked and the things you desperately want to do to her right then and there, it will go away. It isn't easy, but I did it so you can. Talk to her about a subject that requires concentration and...

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Do guys fantasize about raping women or women raping them? If so are you hurting women in your fantasy? No, I wouldn't be interested in a woman raping me at all, ever... Once or twice I've been extremely pissed at a hot woman for being a royal b*tch and had fleeting ideas of getting a band of guys together to rape her and hurt her but reason always returns quickly.

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Please will you share with me your favorite piece of art, depicting a mother and child? I'm sorry, I can't find it but I'll describe it. It is a video clip. A mother is doing yoga in the living room and she's upside down on her head and a baby crawls into the living room and latches on to the mothers breast to nurse. Its funny yet endearing. found a poor quality version of it...

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Hand is to a glove, as a head is to a __________? Hand is to a glove, as head is to a vagina.

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? Either one is fine as long as it doesn't have corn syrup in it. I was big on pepsi and snickers when I was a teen at least for a while. Now I seem to drink very little pop and just use coke in alcoholic mixtures.

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In your opinion, if a man tells his gf he does NOT want to be a father and she assures him she's on the pill, but she still gets pregnant, does that man have to pay child support anyway? I think the question you're trying to ask is: If a woman tricks a man into impregnating her, should the man not have to pay child support. No birth control is 100% effective. (not even vasectomies and tubal ligation) I think the difficulty lies in legally determining whether she just forgot to take the pill or "forgot" to take the pill (intentionally) or whether the condom...

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What are the downsides to being human? No built-in teleportation capabilities.

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Men if you had to bring home food everynight to a wife who doesn't work or even clean your house. How long do you think you can stay in that marriage or blow a fuse... The only reason I've done it for 2 years now is so I don't lose my son.

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Do all men like skinny woman? Do you mean skinny or not obese? If I have to choose between skinny and fat, I choose skinny. But there is a wide variety between those two that appeal to me as well. And don't forget that looks are not everything...

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Is it just me, or is lip gloss addicting? Definitely just you...

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Do you change the batteries in your smoke detector when you change your clocks for daylight savings time? Nope, I test mine every time I cook so I realize quick if the battery needs changing heh.

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What color is your underwear? They'd be green if I hadn't just shat myself.

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My laptop is overheating, what should i do? Only use it while submerged in mineral oil.

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What does the abbreviation IDK stand for? Just so as to not have a boring answer... I Didn't Know I Don't Kare Internal Derangement of the Knee Individual Decontamination Kit Interface Development Kit Iota Delta Kappa Internationale Der Kriegsdienstgegner Internationale Der KriegsdienstgegnerInnen Interaction Development Kit Insane Dutch Killers IExpress Deployment Kit Insect Damaged Kernels Indo Dynamic...

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What is the weight of the world? Scientific answer: 5.9736×10^24 kg from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth Other common descriptions: The obesity epidemic Songs by Evanescence and Saliva Buffy episode When the expression "they are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders" is used, it generally means they are under a lot of stress or something is really bothering them...

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What would you do if you found a monster under your bed? She's more of a pest than a monster and she is in the bed instead of under it. So far I've just tried some pesticides on her but she won't go away.

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Can you name something yellow? taxi cabs and school buses

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My fiancee is English, and is preparing to move to America to live with me. I've only been to England, and he has not been here yet. But all he does is ridicule America despite he's going to live here. How can i get him to realize he looks like a jackass? He is giving up his country for you and you're complaining because he doesn't like the USA? You're already trying to change your man and he hasn't even arrived yet?!? Many people are of the same opinion as him (Americans too), you might want to get that head of yours out of the sand and look around a bit... Ready, get set, downrate!

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I Just downloaded Firefox, and every site that has Adobe Flash, asks me to download an updated version, and I've done it 8 times and nothing happened. Help? If you type about:plugins in the browser address bar, you will see a list of plugins registered with FF. If flash isn't there, that is the problem. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/browse/type:7 If the plugin IS listed there already, post your question with as much detail as possible in the FF support forums here: http://forums.mozillazine.org/

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If i gave you $200 to have sex with your boss, would you do it? Eeeew, I'm not a prostitute/gigalo and not even if my boss was a female and good looking and we got along great...

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How we get to the system configuration into the cmd? The only configuration files you could edit directly from the CMD window are text files like the hosts file or something like that. Perhaps you're actually asking how to view a system's configuration from CMD or launch a configuration utility from there? To edit the hosts file for example: echo test hosts notepad hosts del hosts To view some of a system's configuration:...

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I hooked up my analog TV to a HD converter and the TV works but when I try to play a DVD on my separate DVD player I get audio but no video. Can you help me with my connections? Kinda difficult without more details. Which of these ports (and how many) does each of your 3 devices (TV,DTV,DVD) have? DVI S-Video / component RCA coax Second question, does your TV have multiple video in channels and if yes, would you prefer to have DTV and DVD on different channels or the same?

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Will you be offended if I say "Sweetest Dreams and Good Night" before I get off AB to go to sleep? Only if you don't include the blowjob with that...

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What are everyones views and opinions on having sex before marriage? Favorable? I don't believe in marriage so that kind of forces the issue anyway...

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I"M AN AQUARIUS &THIS GUY IS A LIBRA. SAYS HE WANTS MORE THAN SEX. WE LINKED UP, HAD A ROMANTIC NITE .THE NEXT DAY I SNAPPED ON HIM CUZ THINGS SEEM LIKE SEX WAS ALL HE WANTED. NOW HE'STURNED OFF. HOW DO I GET HIM TO LIKE ME AGAIN LIKE HE DID B4 I SNAPPED? You're nuts. Fix the crazy, then get the guy. I can't really recommend any other order of progression because it always ends badly... If you can't fix the crazy, find a guy that likes crazy... Some relationships just work that way and thrive on crazy. P.S. TYPING ALL IN CAPS ONLINE IS CONSIDERED SCREAMING AKA CRAZY...

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93 plymouth grand voyager transmission in limp mode. No check engine codes. Speedo working. (was abused by previous owner) Suggestions? Additional info: Tranny computer error code "43 overdrive solenoid error". Fluid is burned and brown.

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93 plymouth grand voyager (factory?) alarm goes off after reconnecting positive battery. Friend gave me this van and never knew it had an alarm. Anybody know how to deal with it? (was trying to reset tranny stuck in limp mode) Bah, I had another go at it and determined there was an after market alarm installed. The buddy I got this from wasn't aware of the alarm for the entire 5 years he owned it (and drove it into the ground)... After removing it, the problem is resolved.

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Do you still try to understand the nature of women? Women are designed by Microsoft and closed source.

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(For the men): Does it impress/surprise(/get no reaction from) you when a female can drive a stick shift car? Actually, it surprises me when I hear some kid (male or female) say "Oh NO, I can't drive that, it's a stick shift...!" Ugh, I hadn't heard that one until I moved to the USA...

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I was at a car show today and the girls in the show were topless,whats your opinions on this? One more reason I'm living in the wrong country... ::sigh::

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What would it take for you to say OMG!WTF!ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? Headline: "All Earth residents are to receive their own personal teleportation stations by the end of the week courtesy of the Universe Oversight Committee". I don't say "OMG" but "WTF, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?" would definitely apply.

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What is voip and how does it work Voice over IP. Think phone over the internet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voip

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Bladder infection home remedies? Cranberry juice. I had a girlfriend that got them often when we did freaky things (despite being careful). I think we found some sort of homeopathic cranberry extract pill too which worked great...

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Do you have a Uncle named Joe? No, but I just got a long voicemail from somebody who was convinced my number was Joe's...

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Is It True you never really learn to swear until you learn to Drive? Dang, I guess I did that one backwards...

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What is your favorite kind of bird? The Linux Penguin of course!

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Can you offend me? Nope, not reliably without knowing you first. You may very well like images of fat men's hairy balls or scat or many other offensive things that come to mind...

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LCD or Plasma TV? Plasma because of faster response times. I can deal with reduced brightness.

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If you are a 14 year old boy can I have your e-mail? I'm a 14 year old girl! Sure, my email is gullible@mns.com.br oh and call me OK?!? 1(555)747-7633

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Men: have you ever painted your toenails? A girlfriend painted a couple of my toe nails with a clear glow in the dark nail polish we concocted. It was kinda funny walking around in the dark with glowing toes...

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When I shut down my computer, I always have to try 3 or 4 times, before it will actually shut down. Any solutions? Windows XP Home edition.Thanks.. Can you define exactly what you mean by "try 3 or 4 times"? Are you pushing the power button or going start>shutdown or what? Are programs running at the time? Like somebody else said in this thread, experiment with msconfig: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/310353 Consider modifying the reg keys mentioned in the articles (after weighing the pros and cons) ...

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Whats a good excuse to get out of sports? Death?

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Will George W Bush ever get the respect he deserves from America? He already gets some of the disdain he deserves. The Saddam treatment would be more appropriate though, dangling at the end of a rope...

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Does answerbag care if you cannot add comments using firefox for linux? You could try writing them feedback but I doubt they will care because you're a special case. FF on *nix is about all I use every day and I have posted many hundreds of comments without problems. If you'd like, I can attempt to assist you to resolve the problem. (the problem is client side, not with AB's code...) I suggest you start by trying to post a comment while running...

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My kid is gonna have to go? Health social workers have seen our overweight kids and have told me that they might take them away! I know my kids are overweight my 8 year old weighs 223 lbs & my 3 year old weighs 167 lbs! They go 19 october. Help! I'm sorry but even if these kids have a strange medical condition making them gain weight faster than most kids, you are responsible for making them maintain a healthy weight by ANY means necessary. You have not done this. Make drastic changes immediately and prove to the social workers you are doing the right thing and I'm sure they'll take your side. Consult doctors, get on...

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What is your favorite military vehicle? The V-22 Osprey I suppose? (for killing the most military personnel unintentionally)

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الزجاج و الكريستال يصنعان من نفس الماده ولكن هناك فرق كبير فى السعر ماسبب هذا الفرق من الناحيه الكيميائيه؟ أعتذر ، أفهم من ذلك اللغة العربية هي أن الفقراء لا استطيع الاجابة لكم. وقد البلهاء قد ترفع علم سؤالك ، أنا آسف...

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What's the most someone could get for a '93 Plymouth Grand Voyager in good condition just starting to rust at the edges and it's in perfect working order except the AC is out and the rear wiper doesn't work? On the west coast and in excellent condition, I'd say $1500 although dealers often give you better trade-in value if they're trying hard to sell you something. Minus the rear wiper and A/C probably $1100 and that might even be wishful thinking?

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Driver door on my 93 Grand Voyager dips when opened, doesn't match the latch like it should. Body shop said it is buckling the firewall. I have an opportunity to get a parts van. Would fixing this be a nightmare? Drives well, need for paper route. I have exactly the same problem with shotgun on a 93 grand voyager that I got for free from a friend. The hinges seem fine though, it is weird. The door seems to be losing its internal integrity. Does that make any sense? In other words, you can move it up and down (you have to hold it up to close it) and it doesn't really close completely. It latches and locks but still protrudes enough...

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Can you fry your keyboard by getting it wet,,, Having read your other question, I'm getting the impression this is a laptop in which case I would suspect whatever you spilled got into the contacts connecting the keyboard to the mainboard. There is usually a ribbon cable that connects the two and you could unmount the keyboard and take a q-tip with alcohol or something similar to those contacts and hope that would fix it. Compressed air...

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Built in keyboard,,does not work can i buy one and plug it in... Well, that depends on what type of computer and what operating system you're using. I'd say 95% of the time, yes. You probably are running M$ Winblows and have a spare USB port to plug an external keyboard into.

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How many different countries you have not been to? Um, well, of the 195 countries (is that right?), I have been to 16... So 179?

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Has anybody seen the new movie, "Religulous"? Any thoughts? Yes, many. I really liked it. It was pretty sobering at some points but really funny at others.

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Is it ever accetable to insult someone? Fuck you...!

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Have you and a friend ever driven your vehicle, naked? It wasn't mine but we'd drive vehicles in nudist camps all of the time to go shopping and stuff...

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Weirdest thing to put in the offering plate at church? A condom (used, preferably...)

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I'm 13 and my IQ is 142. I know this sounds stupid, but if you are intelligent you will understand me. It seems smart people seem to know more about life and know that it is sort of boring and pointless if you understand me. For example, less intelligen I'm sorry but I think you're depressed. This has nothing to do with intelligence. Unfortunately, most people answering this question got caught up on the apparent affront to their intelligence. It is difficult with so little to go on, but you may or may not be depressed because of a lack of interaction with kids your age possibly due to an arrogant attitude? I'm just guessing...

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If you dropped something heavy on your foot what are the first words that come out of your mouth? Usually an "aoouuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww" at the top of my lungs followed by the profanity of the day once the pain subsides enough that I can do something other than breath fast.

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If UPS brought a package boldly marked "ANTHRAX" to your place of employment, what would you think? Been there, done that... It was of course a hoax but management flipped out anyway and quarantined us all in the building (idiots). We were stuck there for an extra 6 hours or so. I didn't get overtime either so I just didn't come in the next day and they didn't give me shit about it heh. While we were all quarantined a couple people were flipping out but most of us were logical...

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What European country do you dislike the most? Like the majority, I tried hard but came up with nothing. Sorry, even when pressed, I don't feel right saying Switzerland because everything is so expensive or Ireland because it rains...

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Which is colder: Toronto, Canada or Moscow, Russia? Moscow

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Does our computer have the same IP address at all times or does it change everytime we get into the network(ie, go online)?Why does it vary if it is the latter case? It looks like all aspects of your question have been answered except for "why it varies in the latter case". If you are assigned a different dynamic IP every time you connect, it is (often) because the connection provider owns a limited "pool" (number) of IP addresses and doesn't have enough to allocate one to every customer. By "recycling" them, they maintain...

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In medical terms what is a TIA? http://www.acronymfinder.com/Science-and-Medicine/TIA.html http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Transient+Ischemic+Attack transient ischemic attack A temporary blockage of the blood supply to the brain caused by a blood clot and usually lasting ten minutes or less, during which dizziness, blurring of vision, numbness on one side of the body, and other symptoms of a stroke may occur. Also...

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When was the last time you broke the law while driving, what was it you did? Every time I drive I break the law (for example: I purposely don't have a front plate, and I don't adhere to some laws) and so does everybody else (even if unintentionally). You eat, you speed, you don't signal, you change lanes in an intersection, you don't stop at yellows, you "california" stop a stop sign, you forget to turn on your lights, the list is...

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It's 2:31 AM. Why am I sitting here in front of the computer? Shouldn't I be asleep right now? That's easy: YES... Either that or curing world hunger.

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First thing that comes to mind when i say"Angelina jolie"? Fake knockers...

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Will you say something to me in a different language? (Not english.) Tu est une petite fille mignonne! Sie sind ein nettes kleines Mädchen! ¡Usted es una pequeña muchacha linda! Du är en gullig liten flicka! Siete una ragazza piccola graziosa! Você é uma menina pequena bonita! نت بنت جميلة صغيرة!

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15. ¿De què color es tu ropa? No tengo ninguna ropas encendido, pero mis cojones son melenudas...

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I really like when my boyfriend goes down on me its like im addicted! does this make me a lesbian? um, actually it makes you a transvestite!

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My 6 day old baby keeps getting hiccups every day and they seem to irritate him a lot is there anything i can do to prevent them? It doesn't bother them. Why are you getting that impression?!? My 2-year old still gets hiccups often and it doesn't bother him... http://www.babyzone.com/askanexpert/understanding-baby-hiccups

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Please confirm for me that I am not the only one who does not want the VP of the USA to wink at the camera, refer to herself as "Joe sixpack", and use phrases such as "you betcha" during a debate! Ya don't hafta get all nucular on her ass ya know...

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Which country's residents are the most arrogant, in your opinion? Of all of the countries on the globe? You have to make a gross generalization just to pick one but Americans are the most arrogant that I know of. I've lived in Europe and the USA. Contrary to popular American belief, the French are not (generally) the most arrogant. It is quite possible any of he citizens of countries on the other 5 continents are more arrogant...

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Do you slow down your driving whenever you see a Ford Crown Victoria? Crown Victoria owners, do other motorists slow down around you? Sometimes. There are certain colors that never seem to be even an under cover crown vic. I can usually make out lights in the windows or grills before I'm too close to make a decision. There are other makes and models to look out for also. About a year ago I was on a really short errand and only had to travel 2 exits on a small stretch of intercity (Oregon) highway. I hit about 110MPH...

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My boy friend has a habit of telling me what I think and how I feel. I am now invisible and I do not count. Our relationship is all about him. His strong personality has talked me out of breaking up with him at least a dozen times. How do I end it? That's easy, wait until he'll be gone for a couple hours, pack up your shit, and leave. Block his number or change yours and you're all set.

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I met a cute girl from the deep south (Alabama) when I was in L.A many years ago ... I loved her accent! > Does anyone here have a southern accent? ... Do fellow Americans like it? Je préfère les "accengues" Français du sud, although I don't mind southern American accents unless the person is obviously a redneck hillbilly racist voting for Bush or something like that :-)

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What is the fastest you ever drove a car, WITHOUT getting a ticket? I averaged 94MPH over a 564 mile trip going home after visiting with my brother and had to work the next day. I was probably between 110 and 120 more than 25% of the trip.

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What is the fastest that you have ever driven on and interstate highway? In what country? I can remember 132MPH on US freeway (because car wouldn't go any faster) and 260KPH on autobahn for a short test drive although the car had plenty more under the hood that time.

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"Live from New York, it's ____________!" Can you please fill in the blank? Osama bin Laden and the 101 terrorists.

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How do you remove the case On dell 440 to Change dvd writer qwerty gave a good answer, but in case Dell changes the link or whatever, I'm including the pic from here: http://support.dell.com/support/edocs/systems/dim4400/replace.htm#1101667

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I have a WEP-encrypted router, and recently bought a new PC. However, I've forgotten the WEP code. I do have a PC which is already connected to the router, and it has the code saved. However, I don't know if there is a way of recovering it. Is there? Well...you could hack it but why don't you just change it using the router admin web interface?

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Does it bother you if someone calls you "sweetie" or "honey", and they really dont know you? Well, I've never had a guy say that to me. I imagine THAT would bother me. Middle aged and older women say it to me often but usually it is just their way of talking or it is just a form of endearment. It doesn't bother me.

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My seven year old shouts a lot, how can I get him to lower his voice and speak in a normal voice instead of screeching? Shock collar.

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I'm gonna say a word and you tell me the first word that comes to mind... then the next person does it to their word and so on and so on.. have fun =] Vagina! Oh, did we start yet?!?

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I have heard abused women say that they would rather be in a physically abusive relationship rather than a mental/verbally abusive relationship. What do you think about that and why? I'm a guy and I much prefer the physical abuse to the verbal and mental abuse. I've been trying to get out with my kid for over 18 months. (complicated)

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How many of you out there are reluctant to overtake a police car even if you are driving well under the speed regulation? I'll usually hesitate for multiple reasons. The first being that I don't usually drive under the posted speed limit. You're usually in a line of cars going 10 over and then people start speeding up and slowing down all of a sudden when they see the cop. Then, I'm frantically trying to remember if my registration is current, if my insurance is current and I have the papers...

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Who turns on and off the light in your refrigerator? Nobody, the bulb blew and I've been a little slow replacing it.

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How do you hack onto your schools grade system and change your grades? =P Illegally...

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Where can I watch King of the Hill episodes online for free? http://www.hulu.com/videos/search?query=King+Of+The+Hill

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It is HOT! does anybody else love the heat? yes, without good weather, I get all miserable and depressed.

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"happily married" guys or guys in happily in a long term relationship: (please specify which) Specifically why do you say/feel you are happily married/attached? (I'll elaborate in an answer) Of all of the family, acquaintances, friends, or even strangers that I have heard say this, a high percentage of them actually seem miserable to me. Why IS this? Am I being optimistic or overly romantic thinking that guys can find a female lifelong friend that doesn't take more than she gives? I can give many examples: -My grandpa and grandma have been married for 60+ years. They had 5...

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How many pro-abortion people have seen videos or pictures of what abortion truly is? how many can watch the attached video in its entirety and still claim their pro-abortion stance? You're an ass. I've seen worse before but I watched all 9 minutes 50 seconds of it anyway. I'm still pro choice... Yes, the video is gruesome.

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If I asked you to tell me what a scallop was, what would you say? I would say: http://tinyurl.com/2c9np

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Im sick of dying my hair. can i get it back to the natural color without having to keep dying it my natural color, and without letting the dyed part just grow out and chop off the length (the dyed part)? i hate the look of roots being a different color. Shave your head.

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Can you describe me in one single word? and I would do the same to you..!! Pixels.

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Guys, are yall satisfied with the size of your penis? I'm going to assume you're referring to our penis size... Yea, I'm happy being average. I feel sorry for those guys with a too large one. They can't always penetrate a woman completely without hurting her, they can't get the full deep throat treatment, they have storage problems in their underwear, and difficulty getting it out when urinating. I imagine later on in...

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Are you happy with your nose? I've never been without it so I guess I don't know...

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Would you rather fold the laundry, collect and carry out the trash or empty the dishwasher? I hate folding laundry for some reason. I don't mind taking out trash or emptying a dishwasher. I'd pick trash...

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What's the strangest PC noise that you've ever heard? And how loud was it? A capacitor exploding. It was pretty loud and smoky. Several coworkers freaked out.

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How often do you roam around the house naked? Usually only when there are naked women to catch.

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Do you prefer to drive in the country or the city. I only like the city if there is little to no traffic. If I'm on a bike it doesn't matter though. I prefer the country otherwise.

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Are you pickin' up what I'm puttin' down? Wow, thanks! I needed that winning lottery ticket!

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Do you love staring at the sun? Does it give you that KICK you need? Yea, I do it with my welding glasses all of the time. It is beautiful...

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If you were forced to eat human flesh to survive, what part of the body would you eat first and why? Thigh or calf muscle.

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Who would like to celebrate my Bday today with me? Shots all around!!!!!!!!!!!! You said the magic word (shots), Happy Bday! What's your name again? :-P

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Why aren’t there bridges between the Hawaiian Islands? They are working on a space elevator too. But it will be a while before the technology will be developed enough so that these things can be built cheaply enough...

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If my boyfriend has profiles on dating sites and keeps his computer password protected and is up all hours of the night is he cheating. Also, is it cheating talking to women on-line? I don't know and no.

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How come cutting to releive emotional pain is called a disorder, but if some one excersices to relieve emotional pain they dont get told they have an excercising disorder? I suppose if the exercise was excessive enough to cause them harm or maim or disfigure them, it WOULD be called (a/some kind of) disorder...

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How do i keep someone from de leting history Just use a transparent proxy at your gateway that logs everything.

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You get invited to a swim party. You _________. jump off the roof doing a cannonball and ripping my swim trunks, then finish the party skinny dipping and trying to convince everybody else to lose their suits too...

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Can anybody tell me where I can find pictures of the female rap group Northern State? http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=%22Northern+State%22&btnG=Search+Images

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If you were a crayon what color would you be? (think outside the box) Rotten Berry Blue or Baby Vomit Green

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What did the frog order at McDonald's? Chicken McRibbits Princess Mac

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Were you a naughty child? J'étais un jeune petit con délinquant.

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I have beautiful .................? boules poilus

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Ive seen that____________before! booty

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What browser are you using right now? Firesex, most of the time.

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Why do so many guys try to stunt in front of their friends? Would you rather they have a spelling bee?!?

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I was at a concert, and I was going to meet up with my best friend, and I saw her making out with the guy I liked. I told the boy I never wanted to see him again, but I still think about him. But my friend knew I really liked him. What should I do? Oh.. My.. Gawd...!!! Like, you should soooo totally kill both of them! Tie them together with a rope, paint them with nail polish and set them on fire while taunting them...

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This is very disturbing - What are your thoughts? I googled "obama assassination" Results 1 - 10 of about 2,850,000 for obama assassination. (0.12 seconds) Even with quotes, you get 189k results. That seems like a lot but many of them are just conspiracy theories and most of the others are just references to the same past foiled assassination plot. Don't get me wrong, I'm not downplaying the severity. I didn't really expect anything less for our first black president though. It would kind of suck if, as soon as he was elected, some...

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In the past day or so, Firefox now logs me off of websites after a single day. How do I fix this? Ecclesiastes gives a perfect answer. All I can think of to add is, if you changed routers or other network hardware, it may be interfering because of cache issues or privacy features. You could also try clearing your firefox cache. I'm assuming you didn't install any cookie related extensions/addons in FF...

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Do any of you use both feet while driving(left foot brake/right foot accelerator)? This drives me crazy when I'm behind someone who does this because their brake lights are constantly on. Get a clue (most of you)

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GUYS :: What would you do if you are dating 3 girls at the same time four a wile now you go to the mall with 1 of them and you guys are holding hands and when you are in the mall you find the other 2 girls, Now there all asking you what the hell is going? I'd sit them all down at a table and ask them all to spell "for" and "while" and explain the difference between "they're", "there", and "their" to me and leave with the one(s) that gave the correct answers. :-P

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If my bestfriend liked the same guy I liked and we knew each other liked him what should I do? Threesome of course! Ready, get set, downrate!

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What's your work style? Take this quiz and find out. (click on question to get to link) I guess you've never heard of Myer Briggs... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator

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You accidentally eat a bug. What do you do? Yuck, gimme a beer! If I'm riding a motorcycle at the time I just grin and wear it proudly with my teeth full of bug guts.

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What do you think of the Volvo cars? I thought more highly of them before Ford bought them. But I'd still consider buying one if I was rich...

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Think of someone you haven`t seen in ages how do you feel are you missing them? Oh GREAT, NOW I miss them. Thanks a lot...

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How many minutes will an aircrafts reserve oxygen supply last? FAA regs say 30 minutes I believe. (plenty of time to get down below 10K feet) Unless it has changed since I last read them (been a while and my FAR/AIM is outdated and at home)

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Do any of you use both feet while driving(left foot brake/right foot accelerator)? This drives me crazy when I'm behind someone who does this because their brake lights are constantly on. I have always driven a standard/manual but on the rare occasion when I'm driving a friend's auto or rented auto, I force myself to left foot brake unless the pedal is too far to the right to be comfortable. It is supposed to reduce braking time significantly and a high percentage of control is about weight transfer which that driving style lends itself to. I usually treat vehicles...

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Do you use a person's name often during conversation with them? Or is their name something you only use at greetings and goodbyes? I usually forget their name and then feel awful about it... But, for acquaintances whose names I DO remember, no. Greetings, maybe. Goodbyes, rarely ever...

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Why do people still race cars when petrols running out and getting expensive (r)? From what I've heard, read, and can tell, we don't know for sure if petrol is running out. Regardless, running out of oil worries me less than what burning it is doing to our precious Earth. The increasing price is not because of a dwindling supply either. Furthermore, your question should have specified "fossil fuel powered" vehicles as solar / electric vehicles are raced...

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What is more efficant? vista or xp I think you mean "efficient" and efficiency can be interpreted many different ways... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efficiency The TCPIP stack in vista, for instance, would (arguably) be considered more efficient than the legacy one in XP. But, overall, I think the answer you're looking for is XP. Linux wasn't one of your options, or I would have picked that :-)

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How can people not believe in God, when He is all around? http://www.positiveatheism.org/writ/dawkins3.htm If you want more, there is plenty more where that came from...

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When you read--or try anyway--some of the questions posted here on AB, do you sometimes feel as thought you need to learn a new language? Only this one... :-)

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Why do so many questions on AB lack proper spelling, punctuation or syntax? They are often hard to read or understand. Is it because people are rushing too much to post their questions? Can you haz explonasion nauw?

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Do we truly understand our own thoughts? If not, nobody is qualified to answer this question...

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Should you be 21 years of age before being allowed to attend church or read the bible? I really really like that idea... Booze, driving, smoking, sex, religion, all of those dangerous things could be outlawed until the same age.

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Do you ever feel like you're being followed? I had an ex that kept thinking people were stalking her (me included). She was strange... You can imagine why she is an ex, heh.

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What would you do with zero money, no car, no house, no family? Perfect opportunity to hitchhike the world.

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What is just past the Gate of Heaven, about two blocks in, on the right? A dumpster against a brick wall with a wino in it clutching an empty bottle...

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My dvd drive stopping read when only i want to boot them on dos it didnt work but when i used it on windows i mean when i log in it work prefect so what do u think the reason of that ???and i configured the boise to boot the drive first non-bootable media or damaged / unreadable disc...

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Qu'est ce que tu veut faire ce soir? Me bourrer la guelle et my taper une nana!

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What are your thoughts about "Answerbag available in all languages"? My thoughts are why the heck has it not been implemented yet?!? I'm sick of waiting AB, get your asses in gear...

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Are you brainwashed by Apple? Nope, likely never will be... I have used an iPhone and a macBook pro before and was impressed with the smoothness of their interfaces but nothing has yet swayed me to spend that kind of money just for "the smooth". There are certain things you can't do as well.

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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that? If I'd been there, that curtain rod would have (somehow) gotten lodged far up the neighbor's ass and broken off. Then I would have beaten him bloody with the broken off piece.

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Do you ever drop litter? I've occasionally dropped bits of biodegradable paper into storm drains or thrown an apple core into a field...

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English Muffins: toasted crispy, or warm and soft. As crispy as you can get them without them losing the ability to absorb butter and without burning them...

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Ok, im on the homecoming committee at school, and i need some ideas for dress up days for monday-thursday. does anybody have any good ideas? Have a "beat up the person wearing the dress code of the day" day....

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If I paid someone a quarter to "go away"...how long can I expect them to be gone for? Less time than if you didn't pay them anything. Now they'll be back for 50 cents and then 75 cents...

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I have a computer that has 2 slots for ram (memory). And it says that i only can put 512 mb of ram on it. I was wondering can I put over 512 mb of ram? Let me get this straight, you drive up to a stop sign, the sign says "stop", you're asking me whether you have to stop or not?!? What is the make and model of the computer/motherboard? Is it a laptop or desktop? If you can only have 1GB of RAM, it must either be an older computer or you're confused (I'm guess the latter) :-P Incidentally, there are much better forums...

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Can anybody help me.My 5 year old son has messed up the display on the monitor while playing the computer games.The words are giant size 4 times the usual size. Teach me how to reduce the size of the display by using the keyboard.Thanks. I'm going to guess you're running M$ Winblows XP? win+r > desk.cpl ctrl-shift-tab alt-s use left and right arrow keys to pick a resolution (far right is highest) alt-a (to apply) at which point it will probably ask you if you want to keep that setting and if you don't press "yes" it will revert to the previous setting... Good luck.

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About 8 wks pregnant, & i dont want it (cant have it). Abortion is too expensive, are there any other options. i know it sounds horrible. i need help please. I hope it turned out OK for you. I think the information you were looking for that nobody gave you was this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mifepristone It is too late for this now in your case. Other readers still may benefit though. Go see a doctor and get the facts and make your own decision. Don't let all of these bible-thumpers affect your decision and do something you...

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If your computer could speak, what would it say to you? Try making your config files a little more symmetrical, you slob!!! Ever heard of the TAB key, you mostly bag of water?!?

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You are in the library on AB and someone is waiting for a computer. Do you get off? Depends what she looked like and how she stroked me...

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Why doesn't my boyfriend tell me anything now? What did you snap at him about THIS time...?!?

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In astronomy mythology, Uranus was the lord of the skies and husband of Earth. He was also the king of the gods until his son overthrew him. Who was his son? myanus...

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What do you think of someone who leaves dirty dishes lying around all the time? Sadly, I live with one of those people and I really really really hate it...

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What do you like to listen to when you are put on hold? There is very little that will pacify me if I get put on hold. I'm usually infuriated at that point and no music you pick will calm me down.

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What’s a memorable flaw of your first car? Good question! It had those pop up headlights and the light switch would turn on the headlights but not roll them up if you pressed it normally. But if you held the switch half way, the servo motors would popup the headlights and then you could flip it completely to leave the bulbs on and the headlights poped up.

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If I bought a television at a store Monday can I demand that the store owner negotiate a lower price Thursday because I can't really afford the television? You can demand they give you a blowjob but don't expect to get it...

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Men: Which is better? Real or fake boobs? Big or small ones? Any size real ones are awesome.

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Shouldn't we elect someone intelligent for President this time around? Yes, but are you volunteering? I didn't think so...

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What is the equation that I would use to find out how old someone is today, if I know there birthdate.? http://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html

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Can you watch a scary movie at night before going to bed? Only if you want me to fall asleep...

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Sometimes I wonder__________ Sometimes I wonder why I'm still on answerbag...

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I have a laptop that dosen't start and won't boot from a disk. I don't have a recovery disk and I do't know what to do. Can Anyone help? If it supports booting from USB, try a thumb drive.

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Do you find guys with long hair attractive? Nope, I find girls with long hair attractive.

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How long has it been since you've ridden a horse? damn, over a decade... If I sat on a horse now I'd probably break its back :-(

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If you won the lottery what would your first purchase be? A really nice yacht to sail around the world for 20 years in comfort. I'd probably require a couple female language teachers / nannies to come with me too... :-)

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Can you name something that will NEVER happen? This won't end well and I'll never strike it rich...

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What is the best way to propose to your boyfriend? If you mean in what surroundings, I don't know your boyfriend so it is hard to say. I imagine many guys would like to hear it while doing some extreme sport (or just after) or over a special dinner or something like that. As far as how, you'll have to be fairly blunt if this is a typical guy. You can not do the typical woman thing (although I doubt you're a typical woman - this...

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A boob job is yours for free. Would you do it? Nothing is free in life. You mean "free" as in bang that guy over there --> free or new medical procedure (that might kill you) free... And, no, I wouldn't do it for a million bucks...

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Why does my laptop speaker make a high pitched static noise when i play internet audio or video? it sounds normal when I play windows media player or from my itunes library. If it is only in your browser, it could be your version of flash. Try streaming some music from shoutcast (for example). Otherwise, there might be a conflict occurring between an onboard NIC and sound card? In this case, I'd try updating drivers and/or BIOS and/or trying to force different resources for the sound card (IRQ or whatever)...

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What's wrong with you ? Were you dropped as a baby ! Naw, they just rocked me too close to the wall all the time...

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Toupee or comb-over: why bother? Are you willing to go a day without either? Would you be surprised by the freedom it brings? Don't you mean a "Toupée"? Arrête de massacrer la langue Française, conard! :-P I'd shave my head...

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How do i reset my computer without a disc By "reset" I assume you DON'T mean simply restarting it but rather restoring it to factory parameters or something like that. This is not something you can answer with a single line, especially since you did not specify computer make and model etc... Possibilities: -Use build in recovery (if exists) -Use restore functionality (if can access safe mode / single user mode) ...

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I have a 9 yr old daughter and my fiance has a 7 yr old daughter and 5 yr old son. My fiance's dad's girlfriend called the kids stupid and dumb and called my fiance's son dense. I told my fiance and he told his dad and SHE denied it. What should I do? ⠀⠀⠀⠀

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If God did exist, what one question would you ask him/her? Is 42 REALLY the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?!?

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I always had a gut feeling my ex was cheating with a guy from her gymI would often ask her and she would deny it. When we were at the tail end of our divorce I had to go out to our house one day and get something. Well guess who was laying in my bed? "the guy from her gym". Was that the question?!? Cause that was either a trick question or really easy...

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If there were no laws at all, would you become depraved? Well, as most people know, what is wrong to one person isn't necessarily wrong to another. I'd probably form a cult of sorts with like minded individuals and we'd enforce our own laws and defend our own from the rest... Something like in "The Postman" maybe?

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Does a guarantee ever come with an "if"? More like an "unless" hehe...

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What animal would you milk? Don't really care... Any if absolutely necessary I suppose. I've milked a cow and a goat before.

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Why are pictures of naked women bad or anti-feminist? Only ugly women say that :-)

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What do you think of this girls tattoo? http://locrants.blogspot.com/2008/09/90210-girl.html Well, I think the blogger needs to get a life or at least blog about something worthwhile (but then again, here I am on answerbag wasting my life away...) and the tattoo is lame and conceited. But that's just IMHO. :-P I suppose the tattoo location is somewhat original...

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If given the choice, would you rather have life imprisonment or the Death Penalty. I tend to agree with skeeter there but I suppose certain situations might change my mind. For instance if I tawt I taw a puddy tat or if I had work release so I could work during the day and then return to jail at night or if I could break out (since I'd be innocent of course...) of jail or something like that...

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When would a bird hunt and eat a horse? ⠀⠀⠀⠀

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I am not being offensive. I just really want to know. Things change so fast. What do you call black people these days? Afro American/Canadian/ or wherever they're from? I live in a small town and I don't get out much. What is wrong with "black"? Always have and always will call them what they are. I don't do all this PC nonsense it is BS...

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I'm gay. Can your god save me? Like George Carlin, I worship the Sun :-) And, nope, the Sun can't save you. You're doomed to um... be rained on for eternity? P.S. Way to write a question that will get you answers / points! :-)

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What is a candle scent that you think they should make? Pussy or Reece's Peanut Butter Cup?!?

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If you are an American, what is your Social Security Number:) Why are you discriminating against non Americans!?! I'm offended!!

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I am taking you to KFC, what are you going to order? A large water.

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My (computer) mouse has forward and backward page navigation buttons on it, is that cool, or what? Its optical too! Or what.

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If you are voting for Obama, please tell me why? I really want to understand why anyone would. If you are voting for McCain, please tell me why? I really want to understand why anyone would.

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My man is staying at his ex wife's house. His bro in law spent the night and tried to come in my bed I told him no and made him go on the couch. I told my man and he's mad at me for not putting him out the house... is this right? Should I have dn more? This is a joke right? Cause that's funny...

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What separates Jesus from other religious figures? Nothing, they're all imaginary playmates for grownups. Yea yea, down rate me. There may have been some carpenter that was a cool dude, but take the rest of your BS and shove it.

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I can't uninstall AIM 6 because whenever I click the uninstaller, a pop-up comes up that says "Run uninstaller after installation is complete." Also usually when I try that, my Symantic Anti-Virus program detects a Trojan Horse. Any ideas why? I assume you already tried simply rebooting... Either that isn't actually AIM or Symantec AV is screwing up. If it is version 10 or 11 (SEP) you might be having a tamper protection problem. Either way, assuming that ACTUALLY IS AIM, I'd update my definitions and if that doesn't help, temporarily disable SAV's auto protect and/or the tamper protection. Another possiblity is...

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Do you think swearing in public should be made illegal? Swearing is relative. So "fuck, no"...

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Does anybody know how to break up a relationship or stop a wedding? Kill one or both of them. (I don't guarantee this will stop the wedding but 99.9999999%)

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How do you like your lasagna? With meat and small hard boiled egg chunks and a slightly crispy layer of cheese on top. Yum yum...

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My legs are very skinny ,and i would like to get them bigger how can i do that? Cycling. Mine are freakishly muscular and my arms are puny. I guess I should take up rowing or something...

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What would you do if you walked in on someone hanging his or herself in a room? Offer then a cyanide capsule and gun.

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What work is the composer John Adams best known for? http://tinyurl.com/2c9np

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Why do men go crazy over fishnet stockings and suspenders?my new man has bought me some and is quite keen for me to put them on,i just can't see the big deal!anybody else? Judgment withheld until I see a picture...

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How open minded are you? (see link) Between 72% and 88% depending on how I interpret certain questions.

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Holding your little finger on the right shift key, what's the left-most key you can press with the same hand? If I rest my nuts on the right shift key, I can wrap my dick around the laptop 30 times and the tip can touch the left shift key.

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In a scale of 1-10, how satisfied are you with your current relation? Negative 7

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Have you ever hung up on a telemarketer? Yes, but I have not had a telemarketer call me (or a landline for that matter) for many years... Anti telemarketer scripts/flowcharts: http://www.ucan.org/telecommunications/landline/anti_telemarketing_script http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html FCC complaint: https://donotcall.gov/complaint

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How i can i get Halo 2 to wokr on my computer? my computer is XP but it has a sticker that says it Vista compatible but halo 2 still wont work wat can I do? http://support.microsoft.com/kb/936820

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Do you prefer thin, medium, thick, or chubby girls Medium, but unless she is morbidly obese, it doesn't play a large part... Brain, attitude, humor, demeanor, body shape and curves, all play a larger part.

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I bought a brand new laptop, went on safe mode and discoverd that thers a hidden administrativ account. do all computers hav these hidden administrativ accounts? No, they don't. But that is common with a default M$ Winblows operating system install. There is a reason for it too. I would NEVER use the operating system that came with a 2nd hand computer anyway though. There could be key loggers, root kits, viruses on there... Any of which could compromise your privacy in many ways. When you acquire any new computer you should always format the hard...

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Who's the greatest cyclist of all time? This is a more difficult question to answer than you might think. Are you asking about sprinters, climbers, time trialer, endurance...? There are races like Le Tour de France, Tour d'Afrique, and others that all require different skill sets. Some ride only a couple hundred kilometers for one day, some are several hundred daily for a month, others are 3000 miles riding day and night for...

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What is something that men do faster than women? (Gross generalizations in no particular order) Be quiet Use the restroom Get ready for work/school/going out Climax Pass out Die Become aroused Get caught in a lie Shop Decide which shoes to wear

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What is it about we redheads that drive you crazy, and would you rather have the daywalker (no freckles) or ginger(freckles galore)? I've had a thing for freckled redheads since I was 10. I don't know why...

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I was driving, it was dark, another car was coming, and they almost hit this guy. So, I slowed down, and said, hey be careful! Do you need a ride? He's 23. I gave him a ride. I also felt bad wrote info for him on a biz card. Was this ill advised? Probably not. I don't think there is a problem with that... If you weren't trying to pick him up, hope you made that rather clear. :-)

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Why are men so naive when it comes to common sense things? What can I do to help him remeber the little things? Tut tut, another woman trying to change her man again...

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What does KFC stand for? Karate for Christ **** Kimberton Fire Company **** Killing for Company **** Kids for Christ **** Kentucky Fried Cruelty **** Keswick Film Club *** Kernel Function Calls *** Kenya Film Commission *** Kent Field Club *** Knoxville Football Club *** Kentucy Fried Chicken *** Kickin for Christ *** Kuwait Financial Center *** Kerala Financial Corporation *** Kitchen for Convenient ***...

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Do you have a little French in you? No, but I could put some French in her...

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I just got married a week ago in Vegas and just recently found a naked picture on my husbands cell phone of this girl he use to associate with; can i get the marriage annuled and what is the process of doing that? No. It's a picture, dipshit.

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What would be the best way to find out who my husband is seeing? This must be a riddle... Oh, I know, he is seeing YOU!... Did you try asking him?

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What is the worst experience you have ever had worse than being dakked at school in the 5th grade which happened to me? OK, now that I know what "dakked" means http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dak I can tell you that you're probably even more popular with the boys now so whoever "dakked" you did you a favor. Just exude confidence and you'll be the famous girl at school that got dakked and doesn't care... I'd have to say the most embarrassing experience...

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Do you think it's a coincidence that the hacker who invaded Sarah Palin's privacy turned out to be the son of Democrat Representative, Mike Kernell? Was this crime perpetrated by the party? Yes. Don't you think if a hacker/cracker can break into one email account, s/he could break into the Kernell kid's account and send that email to frame him? Even IF the party had "sanctioned" the hack, don't you think they'd use a professional hacker/cracker that wouldn't stupidly brag in a forum about this?!? Even if it WAS, they won't admit it. If he...

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You're walking down the street, and all of a sudden one of your ORGANS falls out...what do you do? Duct tape it back in...

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How can I open".wip" file, which is generated by "security suit" application/ http://filext.com/file-extension/WIP

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An airplane travels 279m down the runway before taking off. assuming that it has constant acceleration if it starts from rest and becomes airborne in 9 s how fast is it moving at takeoff You're missing a necessary number. How many blue-eared hamsters are eating beans in the control tower?

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Do you brag a lot? What's "a lot"? :-) I brag jokingly to rub a friend's nose in something or if I beat somebody in a game but they know I'm just kidding them and giving them a hard time as a friend.

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What does F.O.R.D. stand for? If you're talking about the car manufacturer, that isn't an acronym... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford Otherwise, perhaps you're referring to one of these: http://www.acronymfinder.com/FORD.html

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Which English comedienne provided the voice of the fairy godmother in Shrek 2? Jennifer Saunders http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0766837/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298148/

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Anyone else think the caps lock button should be removed? I actually DID remove the capslock regularly on all of my keyboards a while back but I've recently started using it to change keyboard layouts for special characters etc... Insert often fell victim as well.

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Fear of flying is called _____. Technically, I think it is a fear of not being able to fly...? Are you saying you're ABLE to fly?!?

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Why do people say Vista is a bad operating system? These should answer your question: http://www.microsoft-watch.com/content/vista/ballmers_bold_vista_admission.html http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-9952370-17.html http://www.informationweek.com/news/security/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=204801084 http://www.seopher.com/articles/microsoft_admit_vista_is_a_failure http://www.vista4beginners.com/Windows-Vista-problems

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When I say Tanya... What kind of woman do you picture? Crazy scandalous women who run away from their parents.

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What does it take to get you waisted? 2 seconds on answerbag.

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What did your parents always tell you? You can do anything you set your mind to!

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Adam And Eve Must of Been One Colour, White or Black.....So Where Did The Other Race Come From? Don't you mean, "if Adam and Eve had actually existed, wouldn't they have had to be one color or another"?

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What toppings do you like on your pancakes, waffles or crepes? Nutella or maple syrup.

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Who do atheists cry out to when life gets so difficult and the rest of us get on our knees to pray? Well, what made you have to ask this question just seems natural/logical to us, I guess... We don't just (somehow assume | feel | jump to the conclusion) our imaginary god(s) will magically help a situation that only ourselves and/or science and/or chaos have control over.

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In general, who is more ruthless is politics and business - men or women? So you want us to provide you with a gross generalization? Women are more ruthless in everything...

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Why do female news reporters ask stupid questions? I'm not sure what "female" has to do with anything, but reporters in general (male and female) ask what SEEM like stupid questions because they've developed their story / interview prior to the taping and so they ask obvious questions (to get informative answers for anybody in the public that may not catch on as quickly) and already rehearsed questions that seem stupid...

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What is a dork? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/727344

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When was the last time you flew on a plane? Where did you go? On that tree over there --->

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Why does Obama lie so much? Everybody lies, especially politicians... Don't you have any more interesting questions?

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Are pictures that depict nudity and sexual intercourse allowed on Flickr? One of my co-workers just showed me nude pictures of her friend on that website. And you're not sharing?!? http://info.yahoo.com/legal/us/yahoo/utos/utos-173.html http://www.flickr.com/guidelines.gne

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In the U.S. What ever time zone your are in! what time do you start drinking? I'll make it simple for you, I never stop. How about 0000 UTC?

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What does chicken pox typically look like. My daughter goes to the doctor tomorrow. She has bumps on her that look a bit like bug bites, but they are only in a few places. Someone told me some people only get it in a few places. What is the truth? I had them everywhere... http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=chicken+pox&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_pox You sure they're not just bug bites or an allergic reaction to running through something prickly?

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Name something green. I now pronounce you "GREEN"!

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How often do you read a question and have to resist the temptation to answer with "Who Cares!?" ? Which questions are most likely to make you feel this way? For me it's the celebrity gossip stuff. Who Cares?!?

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What is that one word,that means you don't know what to choose as they're equal choices,or it means you can't help but choose the wrong path,It's been annoying for two days now,I think it starts with an M,anybody know? Analogous, comparable, synonymous...? Mezzo mezzo?!?

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What brand of computer are you using right now? My brand. Most of my PCs are cobbled together with all kinds of parts from different manufacturers. Even my laptops don't stay with factory parts for long...

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Which sauce traditionally accompanies eggs benedict? Hollandaise sauce. http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/recipe_hollandaise.htm

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If you had a nightmare about a flight crashing the night before you were flying, would you still take the flight? Well, maybe... I'd be really surprised if I had such a dream though... I'm a pilot and know the odds are I'm more likely to die driving to the airport.

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Would it bother you if your boyfriend / husband became sexually aroused by his close female friend who he text messages all the time, was watching (through the glass on the back door) bounce up and down on her boyfriends lap with clothes on. Maybe, but you can't realistically expect a guy to never be aroused by or look at another woman... Let him know it bothered you.

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Where is great america If you're talking about the Country, you'll have to check a globe/map. If you're talking about the amusement park: Santa Clara, California, USA http://www.pgathrills.com/ Incidentally, you should try using a search engine once in a while. That was the first result on google...

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What would you do if you found out that your boss had been snooping through your browsing history? Ever heard of a password and antivirus (to detect keyloggers)? Bear in mind that there are ways to track your browsing at work at the gateway as well. Consider tunneling out via SSH/VPN/whatever if you need to keep it private. Of possible interest as well: -Firefox extension Distrust https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1559 -Google's new Chrome browser (still in beta) has a...

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My wife thinks I cheated on here while on a seven month deployment and ofcourse there is no way to prove other wise what do I do? I hate to suggest this, but unless she had a reason for thinking you cheated, she probably cheated on you.

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I'm cheating on my best friend with his girlfriend who is my other best friend... what should i do? You're an idiot...

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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard? Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to go to McDonalds, she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King. Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a...

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What is the name of a machine that has no purpose? Normally I hate advertising in general but, in this case, I think it is appropriate? (see video)

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Have you ever trusted the wrong person? Yup, and I'll be paying for it for years to come.

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Why do couples move in with each other before marriage? How else are you going to find out if you can put up with each other 24/7?!? (and still love each other after) I don't believe in marriage period so we obviously have very differing values...

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I really don't like women wearing pantyhose, I like bare legs, am I the only one? Nope, you're the only one... :-P Actually, pantyhose don't do anything either way for me. I like bare legs and I like garters...

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If you had the choice of being awake or asleep during an operation.. Which would you choose? Assuming no pain was involved, I'd like to be conscious and watching them cut me up. :-) "HEY DOC! Don't leave the freaking scissors in there!"

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How can you tell when a dog is in heat? What is "smytoms"?

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Would you shake hands with President George W. Bush --? Hmm, if I could inject his palm with a (deadly) bio-agent using a miniature needle while pretending to shake his hand... Under no other condition would I willingly shake his hand.

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My husband and I want two more children in a year or two (hopefully boys) and we're already arguing over circumcision. I want it, he does'nt. Who can pull rank on this? Is this a man thing that I should leave up to him? If you have a girl, are you going to circumcise her?... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_cutting

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Im going to build an ark as there's no sign of this rain stopping. As well as the animals what 1 thing would you like to bring with you Many many barrels of alcohol.

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What would you say or do if you vehicle transformed into a robot right before your very eyes? :0 I'd probably try to figure out how it works.

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Who wrote the book "Unsafe at Any Speed" and what was it about? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_at_Any_Speed

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Why can't you speak Hindi? Because I suck...

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Why do men earn more than women? They don't. See the video here... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3428977

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Guys... do you like girls this small??? Gals... do you want to look like her??? Be honest please no bias Yes. I like a wide range.

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Internet explorer cannot download AVG Antivirus free edition from avgfree.com http://tinyurl.com/5lz7zp

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How long would it take society to breakdown if there was no electricity? Well, I'd say that will never happen. The grid isn't the only place to get electricity anymore. But even if some weird phenomenon happened to the Earth that made electricity just not work anymore, I think society wouldn't change that much. Traffic lights would get replaced by different systems, lighting in our houses would get replaced, and the internet would be seriously screwed...

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In your opinion, what is the most difficult addiction to overcome? Air, food and water. I've never been able to stop using air for more than a couple minutes and food and water a under 2 days.

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My wife keeps poking me in the eye, should I cut off her finger or just ask her to stop? Are those the only 2 options? What about poking her back? (if you know what I mean) In a less desirable place if necessary, muhahaha...

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What's your favorite chocolate dessert? Truffles probably unless I can manage to find a properly made chocolate mousse!

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Men: would you date a woman taller than you? Women: would you date a man smaller than you? Have and would again.

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Can you walk fater than a 150m swimmer and why? I'm guessing you can swim fatter than you can walk because the water provides buoyancy so your legs don't have to be as strong.

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In your life, how many cell phones have you had? If you count PDAs, 6.

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Is a 12 year old girl too young to have a Blackberry Curve? If her school email system can be accessed from it and can have the ability to do work on it? A girl that doesn't have texting? No, but if you're trying to use these answers as fodder for convincing your parents to let you have one or something equally as foolish, I suggest you take a different tact that will be more effective.

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Me and a boyfriend had a disagreement which was about something he was doing wrong, it was a Sunday. I issued an ultimatum. It's now Thursday we havent talked since Sunday. Should I give up on him? Different people consider different things right and wrong. If you can't handle this particular difference, then you should "give up on him" and it sounds like he may have already given up on you...

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Which muscle flexes 100,000 times a day It must be the heart. The eye muscles probably flex more times than that and the muscles you use to breath and digest are less than that.

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Do you think all porn should be banned? Yup, along with all reading materials and websites that don't specifically evangelize Christianity. (sarcasm) Any other censorship you'd like to impose? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship

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How often do you and your love argue? It would be easier to ask me when I don't. I'd say 2% of the time.

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How Girly are you? Try the quiz and share with us. You Are 4% Girly "Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world. And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment" Yea, I'm a guy though... The 4% was from liking puppies, babies, and kittens...

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I went to a gay bar with my gf who is friends with many gay people. That night I danced with her and with her friends(no grinding). My friends say that because I did that I am gay. How do explain what gay is to morons? Haha, I'd just tell them I'm bi. The good friends won't care and the idiots who avoid you after that you're better off without. 2 birds with one stone :-)

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If it made your SO feel more secure, would you give them all your passwords to social sites and email? Do you already share your passwords? Why would you not share? Would it matter if they're only your bf/gf instead of wife/hubby? Don't share your passwords with ANYBODY EVER PERIOD. If you do, under duress or whatever, change it immediately after. http://dafis.ucdavis.edu/userinfo/password/sharing.cfm

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Who wears the pants in your relationship...honestly? My "the pants" wore out and I didn't get a new one. So nobody I guess... I got a round tuit though. See?

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How often do you stop when you're on a long distance road trip? Never. We've always had cruise control so you can swap drivers without stopping.

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Is a shuttle exposed to the same heat when leaving our atmosphere as it is when re-entering our atmoshphere? No

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If you could have anything or anyone in the world at your fingertips in right now, what/who would it be? A fresh cup of STFU

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We need to reformat our operating system. We found an XP operating system for eMachines but we have a Dell. Does the make of the computer make any difference? Short answer: Possibly... Several things you should know: -The restore CDs/DVDs that come with craputers such as Emachines / Gateways, Dells, HPs / Compaqs, and others are often stripped down and customized for that particular hardware. In some instances they are hard coded to that hardware's BIOS or motherboard chips. -In some cases you could use a utility such as nlite to rebuild...

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I have a neighbor who is always asking to borrow things. Things like food, money, clothes, tools, ect.....I felt sorry for them at first and gave them things. Now its everyday. How do I get out of this situation? 1) You shouldn't have given them anything to start with 2) If you just want them to stop, tell them straight up that if they ask you for anything ever again, you'll put up a no trespassing sign, install an alarm, and get a shotgun. 3) If you'd rather things just be more equal, start regularly going over to their place and asking them for food, money, clothes, tools, sexual...

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What is the next step in a job search when you've had no luck using the internet, job recruiters, or newspapers? Walk down the street and walk into every place and ask if they have any job openings.

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Should parents or the government have the right to implant tracking chips into newborns? No, the government, never. Nobody other than the parents. And not until there is a tracking chip that won't give you cancer or cause other medical issues. (have not heard of one yet) The parents should be very clear on the fact that the tracking abilities of the chip could easily be misused as well.

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If you could choose your stalker, who would it be? One of my good friends I suppose. Probably my badass buddy Mike. He could double as a body guard.

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Would you vote for an atheist for President? Very probably.

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What is an example of an unstoppable force? Supernova? Theoretically stoppable but doubt any of us could do it in a lifetime....

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Everybody in the __________? Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy... Everybody in the van for a roadtrip. Everybody in the mood for some lovin'

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What's on the top shelf of your largest closet? Guns and sex toys...

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I have a ghost in my home and have tried to ask it to leave. even tried salt, rosemary and burning inscent. Can someone please help??? Im getting worried now. I see stupid people.

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My computer detected a virus and I use AVG Free Edition. How do I get rid of it? If the antivirus product detected it, you're good to go. Pick repair/delete/quarantine or whatever floats your boat. You could look up the virus name just in case there are any additional steps required to rid yourself of it

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Were can i buy a home defence shotgun? skatterguns r us

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I have fuzzy/black lines in my windows. What is the cause of this? 5 things come to mind: -bad settings (check refresh rate / try different resolutions) (if on nix check xorg.conf) -driver issue (remove driver and re-install an updated one or a different one) -video card or monitor cable got unseated (reseat card and unplug/replug the monitor cables) -video card failure or monitor failure (plug in a different monitor)

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Does anyone here feel any sympathy for telemarketers? everyone hates them for just doing their job. Do you feel sympathy for George Bush? After all, he is just doing his job... (sarcasm)

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What is network security Not being connected to it.

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Can you put windows vista on a dell latitude cpi If you vlite it and check the option that reduces minimum RAM requirement to 256MB which is the maximum amount of RAM a cpi can take if I'm not mistaken. I really wouldn't recommend it because it will run like crap. Put Linux on there instead, you'll be surprised.

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Is this avatar too much? Technically I think that would be too little for some but just enough for me :-)

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How do I make my computer faster? How do I clear memory? Install Linux.

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There are a bank of 5 windows. They are either open or closed. How many different arrangement of open or closed windows are there? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permutation

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Share your Shaving preferences: Electric or razor I use a Mach20 or the Gillette 3000

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How do yo feel about interracial couples? I have a black and white striped shirt. It doesn't look too bad...

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What do you prefer, Burger King or McDonald's? Don't you mean which is worse?

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If the choice was up to you, who dies your best friend or ten strangers? Everybody (in the universe)

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What do they mean by a /23 or /24 network? For example: 192.168.0.0/23 or 192.168.0.0/24 would denote a network (192.168.0.0) and a netmask of 23 bit = 255.255.254.0 (2 subnets and 508 hosts) or 24 bit = 255.255.255.0 (1 subnet and 254 hosts) Have a look here if this is still Greek to you. http://www.cisco.com/en/US/tech/tk365/technologies_tech_note09186a0080093f33.shtml#subnetting

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My computer used to only last 2 minutes on batery now it is 30 minutes this is wierd. It sounds like your battery needs reconditioning. Check your BIOS for a battery calibration function. Some laptops have it there, others you can download a utility from the manufacturer's website.

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My son switched his cd burner to a dvd burner yesterday. Now when he turns the power on it comes on then right back off with a few seconds, he tried putting the old cd drive back in and it still does it. What has he done wrong? Sorry, misread question. Yea, it sounds like something got unplugged or maybe a video card is slightly out of a slot. I hope that nothing was fried. Just unplug everything and plug it all back in making sure that everything is well seated. Old response: (was assuming just the optical drive was turning on then back off) Naw, sounds more like he has reversed (pin 1 to pin 21) the IDE cable...

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When a woman speaks to you, another woman, in a syrup'ie sweet voice sprinkled with baby talk, what is your first thought? A nice vacation from the nagging and bitching I'm used to...

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Who were the last band you saw live? Chicago a couple weeks ago.

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How to open .swf file in windows? .swf = flash If you have flash already installed, any browser on your system will play it. http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/ Otherwise, you can download a specific flash player application or use a generic player like VLC... http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

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Show me a picture of your horse!!! His name is Trojan.

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Why is the sky bleu in France? There is no sky in France. Le ciel est bleu... Espèce d'abruti!

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If you could be instantly amazing at any martial art, which would you choose? Probably Aikido (not very glamorous but my favorite) and ju jitsu just in case...

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What's the thought process that leads to choosing to not wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle? Is there one? OK, so you know Murphy right? I have been cursed with his presence my entire life. If something can go wrong, it WILL go wrong. AKA, I'll be wearing my helmet like a smart little boy and get in a wreck and my head will still get crushed like a walnut/watermelon (or whatever you guys are using today to try to scare some "sense" into us) I'm a very aggressive driver, rider,...

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I have seen a 7-port USB hub, so if 7 more USB hubs connected to that one, and 7 more connected to each USB hub, could the connections go on forever or is there a limit somewhere? If I'm not mistaken the USB 2.0 spec says 127 devices per controller. I'm not sure if USB 3.0 will change that or not.

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Would you give me points, simply because I asked? negative or positive points?

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Who will be elected the president? Ask whoever is fixing the election. Edit: The person I voted for was actually elected. This doesn't necessarily mean I have more confidence in the election process. It just means the fixers for my party happened to do a better job than the fixers for the other party... :-)

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I have recently discovered that i have a flea problem i cnat seem to get any of the flea stuff from the vet to work i was wondering if anyone could help with a solution to the problem i dont know where they came from my cat is an indoor cat. HELP!!!!!!!! You need a pullicologist! :-)

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A person that is an expert on fleas is called a _______________? Pullicologist. Congratulations on finding something not in Wikipedia :-) Now my question would be how many are there on Earth and do you know one?!? Oh and what constitutes an "expert"? :-P

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Am I too thin? 19 yrs old girl 5"2 tall 88 pound but my thigh and buttocks is getting fatter. Mum said it's natural and part of growing but I'm worried my weight is same though I'm calling BS on all these other answers. (for those of you who don't like acronyms, that's "bullshit") There isn't enough information to answer the question! Do you have a period? Are you never weak or overly tired? Than you're probably fine! Just because you're not fat like everybody else in America (joke) doesn't mean you should go all sumo...

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I don't know much about computers or the internet, so i was wondering if there was a FREE and easy way to block porn and associated sites from my computer. openDNS

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Is there something that your s/o wears ALL THE TIME, that you wish he/she would go without once in a while? Her attitude, face, and body.

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Do viruses made these days "come standard" with a feature that disables the update utility for all major antivirus programs? No, but it isn't uncommon for the more advanced virus' to try to disable some antivirus products. If you're curious, spend some time looking at the technical details for some of the more "popular" viruses in a virus encyclopedia such as these: http://www.symantec.com/business/security_response/index.jsp http://www.f-prot.com/virusinfo/index.html/ ...

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What are you going to be for Halloween 2008? If I can afford it, Tux (Linux) and my son will be Beastie (BSD) (yes, I'm a geek)

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My 21 month old son drinks out of the toilet. I sometimes catch him before he can do it but I'm too late occasionally too... What would you suggest to get him to stop? Nevermind...

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What would your dream back yard look like? Hmm, I'd need more time to think about it but: helipad landing strip baseball fields a racetrack maybe a shooting range a lake (with skiboats and jetskis - naturally) a heated pool and hot tubs waterslides swings hammocks halodeck? teleporter? ... (I'm sure I've forgotten many things)

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Does anyone know where I can find that picture of Michael Phelps sitting underwater in that AT&T commercial with the "Phelps Phan"? I'm afraid I don't know which one you're talking about... Is it one of these?

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? "Would you please tell all of these idiots you don't exist so we can get on with our lives?!?" :-)

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Can you ride a bike with no handlebars? Thass how I lostht all of my teef

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Survey: Do you prefer beer or wine? And (important) where are you from? Depends on the type of beer or wine. Cheap beer like budweiser or coors can kiss my ass. Micro brews of my choice are better. Wine is the same story, the $4 bottle at the supermarket isn't as appealing as an appropriately chosen wine for a nice meal. Depends where I am too because of the (un)availability of good choices. (I'm from allover. France and USA primarily)

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How much in U.S. dollars does a pound equate to? 1.80114 OK, I'm bored now...

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How much in U.S. dollars does a pound equate to? 1.80128

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How much in U.S. dollars does a pound equate to? 1.80161

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How much in U.S. dollars does a pound equate to? 1.80160

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How much in U.S. dollars does a pound equate to? 1.80159

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Are you happy with your place or are you always trying to improve it? Never

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Can any topic be funny if it's joked about the right way? To some people maybe, not me though... Jokes about the Hitler death camps for example I never find funny.

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Are you attracted to men in uniform, and if so do you prefer Army, Navy, Air Force, Police or something else? Well, I'm not attracted to men. So whether or not they are in uniform it doesn't do much for me... Women in uniform occasionally get me going though.

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Have you ever peed on the floor in public because of a restroom door locked? Nope, that's what trees are for...

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Whats a good comeback when someone makes comment about your boobs being small? He probably likes you so you could say something like: "that's not how you'll get me to go out with you" (if you like him) or else something like: "what are you compensating for?" http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/359650

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What does it mean when u wear a thumb ring So THAT'S where my "precious" went! GIVE IT BACK!

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Salted or unsalted nuts? Depends whether I've been sweating or not...

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Are you the hero of the family? If heroism involves screwing up, I'm the hero.

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Why do people say the bible is proof that god exists? thats not proof!!!! saying the bible is proof that god exists is like saying harry potter books are proof that magic exists. Here we go again... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3874033

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GUYS: If you could pick one actress/model based on your own preferences body/face, etc. who would it be? One of my latest favorites is Jessica Biel.

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Steak sauce (on your steak): Yes or No? Hell no. I eat steak to taste it.

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Does anybody else suddenly have inventions pop up in their headwithout warning? Yes, since I was a kid. My ma made me write them down and/or draw them in a notebook. I've kind of stopped that but I'm constantly thinking of things during every day life. Some of them are surely practical and even would be feasible. For instance, several CVT designs, one of which has since been patented by somebody else. Ah, if only I was rich and had nothing to do all day...

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I did a research on IP addresses(IPv4,IPv6) and their default subnet masks. I'm happy about the IPv4 result I found. However I'm confused with the IPv6. In one source it's said IPv6 doesn't use subnet masks, and in another one it's said that it does. Help My interpretation is, although netmasks (arguably) still exist, there is little use for them in IPv6. (shamelessly copied from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subnetwork#Subnetting_in_IPv6_networks) Subnetting in IPv6 networks The primary reason for subnetting in IPv4 was efficient utilization of the relatively small address space available, particularly to enterprises. Subnetting is also...

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Boyfriend of 4 months called me 4 times while away 2 weeks? Cel didn't work but called me using a calling card. Offered me the number where 2 call him and I said "no need" thinking he was going 2 call more. Concern. Do u think he cares? Cares about what?!? He obviously went to the trouble to stay in touch probably because he knew it would be important to you. So, yes, he obviously cares. On the other hand, you I wonder about. He gives you a way to keep in touch but you don't go to the trouble and then you whine about him not calling enough?!?

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When you hear the word "bike" do you think "bicycle" or "motorcycle"? It depends largely on the context, who I'm talking to, where I am, etc... Bike is one of those words that I commonly misinterpret. People misunderstand even when I use it sometimes. I often find myself or the other person using the word has to follow up with motorbike or bicycle...

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Which of these women are pretty: Japanese or Russian? I don't see any pictures... Are you suggesting a woman's nationality could in any way impact her physical beauty?!? There are ugly and gorgeous woman of all nationalities...

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I had sex for the first time 8 weeks after hysterctomy (ovaries still intact). Dr said I could have after 6. During sex I experienced a fair amount of bleeding. I am still spotting a little (a few hours later). There was absolutely no pain during intercou I'm afraid there isn't a question in there. Furthermore, you should not be asking for medical advice on answerbag. I'd like to be able to re-assure you but I'm not a gynecologist. I could only recommend you call or visit the doctor again to double check there isn't a problem. If the spotting stops, I'd guess you'll be OK but...

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Do accused people have too many legal rights, too few or is the balance right? Accused - no | wrongfully convicted - no | rightfully convicted - absolutely. I'm sick of my taxes paying for their all you can eat daily meals, comfortable beds, TV, "rehabilitation"...

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I'm sorry, this is another question...i'm about 5'8". a lot of ppl in my family tell me that it would prob. be very difficult for any guy to like me because i am so tall--is it true that guys prefer shorter girls? :( i wish i were 5'5" or something.. That's a load of BS. You're shorter than I am and I'm average height. I've had several girlfriends taller than me. I like you any height really though. Guys are always bragging about having tall girl's legs up in the air...

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My boyfriend left for vacation & shut off his ph & didn't take his computer. don't know if hes alive or dead. i think its cruel. we had a disagreement when he left. I want to make him jealous/mad. what should i do to teach him a lesson? Why don't you hire a hit man while you're at it?!?

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How overweight are you? Roughly 15% BMI too much.

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I'm bored, will you come over and play video games with me? Sure, I'll bring beer.

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Do guys like it when a girl asks you out on a date? Absolutely. It happens extremely rarely though... (particularly in the USA)

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What side should red/green chanel marker be on....and is there an easy way to remember this The phrase “red-right-returning” is easy to remember and will help you know which side of your boat a particular color marker should pass on, depending on where you are going. What this phrase means is that you keep the red to your right when returning from sea. This means that anytime you are entering a smaller body of water from a larger body of water, the red markers should be on...

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When you have computer problems who do you call or go to? The internet.

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What's your exercise routine? Lifting the pop cans to my lips all day... Kidding... I ride 12 miles in about an hour 3-5 times a week. There is a bigass hill right in the middle too. I'm strangely enough not losing any weight though...

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MG1942 and I just got into a car accident. Thank goodness we're okay. Could we please get some words of encouragement and hugs? We're feeling a little shook up right now. Forget you..! How is the car?!?

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Do you prefer to wash your hands, after using the restroom, in cold water or warm water or hot water? Warm. It doesn't much matter though. On the other hand I absolutely HATE some of the drying solutions out there... Some soap options suck too.

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Thanks for coming aboard the Sillyville Jet Airliner. We will arrive at are destination, "The Land Down Under" for our last summer bash, as soon as we can find someone to fly this Aircraft! Can you? Isn't there an autopilot? The kangaroo can handle any emergencies... gogogogogo!

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Greetings! I have a "dual-boot" system (Half Windows XP Pro and half Ubuntu Linux). For some reason, I cannot access my "C" (Windows) drive from Linux. How can I correct this? (Yes, I'm a "newbie") THANK YOU in advance for your help! ^o^ By default, Ubuntu has the necessary packages installed to read AND write to NTFS. It is called ntfs-3g I believe. During the install of Ubuntu you have an option to specify a mount point for the NTFS partition as well. It doesn't sound like you did this though which means you'll need to add a line to your /etc/fstab file. example: /dev/sda1 /my_winblows ntfs-3g...

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Is there a way to cap the amount of bandwidth a Windows machine is allowed to use? I don't mean 10mbit, more like 10kbit. Use the TC command or trickle package on nix. Use Throttled Pro for Mac. And on Windows I'm not sure but Netlimiter might work...

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To get the cheapest flight, should I plan before the end of the year or after? http://www.kayak.com actually has a chart view which shows the airfare prices throughout the year on a graph. travelocity also has a flexible date feature use can use to pick your date for cheapest airfare.

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf? Do you talk to guys? Do you ask them out?

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What is the best soda? The best soda is no soda.

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If you were to add another commandment to the 10 commandments what would it be? Thou shalt not ask stupid questions on AB.

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Whats the difference between a dish and a bowl ? Someone asked me today,and I have no idea. Is there a difference ?, am I an idiot? If you pour soup into a dish, you'll have to mop the floor after. Oh and try cutting a steak in a bowl, it is very annoying. I'm an idiot for answering this question.

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I avoided to tell or I avoided telling? The latter.

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My sons playstation2 is in French right now. i dont know how this happened How do I get it back to english -Power on the console without any discs in it (or with the lid open) -Use down arrow to select "configuration du systeme" -Press X button to select -Use down arrow repeatedly until you've reached "Langue" -Press X button to select -Press left arrow button to switch from "Francais" to "Anglais" -Press X button to select Here is a backup plan...

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Did you know that Mexico is part of North America? Say WHAT?!? No wonder there are so many gringos here...

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Is there a good DVD copy program that actually works? RipIt4Me if you're on M$ Winblows. K9copy on nix. Mactheripper on MAC. Handbrake offers additional functionality on all 3 platforms if you're interested. Although there a tons of others.

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I have a virus/spyware on my laptop that I'm trying to get rid of but no luck so far. Is it safe for me to plug in my digital camera to the USB and upload photos? Or will it damage the camera? Doubtful it would damage the camera. Worst case scenario, you'll get a virus on the flash card or your pictures erased... Post a hijackthis log here or on pastebin.com if you'd like assistance with the cleanup...

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You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response? Time for a cavity search...

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What is the French saying in the New Balance commercial, and what does it mean? heh, you don't know what "ménage à trois" means?!? :-) it means "threesome". directly translated it means "operations with three"

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Have you ever been brutally attacked by an inanimate object? My desk caught me as I stood up just now. Stuff is always after my clothes it seems although my body sometimes takes some collateral damage. Door knobs, nails, screws, table corners, tree branches, ropes, strings, nets, they've all ripped a pocket off my pants or ripped buttons of a shirt or strangled me or left a deep welt on my arm or made me keel over in pain at some point or other...

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Okay, so I'm an 18 year-old female and I have never, ever made out in my entire life. I've had several boyfriends and I'm just too scared to! I hate it. I think I'm afraid to be bad at it. Can I have some tips? I'm so nervous... I feel like a loser. :( Well, normally I would recommend being sober to better enjoy the moment especially at first before you know what you can handle, but in your case, I suppose you could try getting a few drinks in you. I'm sure it would help just don't get drunk and stupid, you might do something you'll regret although I doubt it with the level of restraint you've described so far......

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Is it just me or telemarketers are calling later and later and even on weekends? Hmm, you must have a landline. Further, you must not have a call screening system. tut tut :-P

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Have you ever worn clothing straight out of the dryer without ironing it? How often do you do it? What is ironing?

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How do i prevent myself from being clingy towards my boyfriend? Make a conscious effort to set aside a certain number of hours a day or certain number of days a week where you are not around him, don't phone him, text him, or even do anything for him. No gift buying for him, no nothing. Do something for or with yourself or another close friend or family during that time.

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Many Creationists demand proof from evolution and refuse to accept it until they see that proof (despite the tons of evidence supporting it) and yet think it rational to accept the Biblical account on face value. Why? Is this willful ignorance? This question has been asked (and answered), on Answerbag alone, over 17296 (give or take a few) times: (frankly, I'm sick of it...) :-) http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aanswerbag.com+god+evolution+evidence http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aanswerbag.com+god+evolution+proof http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aanswerbag.com+god+exist+evidence ...

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I am a ________ when I __________ on the ___________!! I am a bored muddapucka when I press the easy button on the desk!!

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If all land animals (besides humans) in the world lived together on one island, which species would be dominant? I'm guessing cockroach.

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Help. i think i'm addicted to AB. what can i do? Add this entry to your hosts file :-) 127.0.0.1 answerbag.com

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If you could have just one book with you, which one would your have? A noteBOOK computer.

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5years ago I bought a Lexmark X75 for my computer.It worked fine and everything,then a day ago I got a laptop and now i want to install the disk from it onto my laptop.But the problem is that I can't find it anywhere and you can't buy it seperate! HELP!! http://tinyurl.com/6jgvbn (assumed XP)

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How do you establish that you are a resident of texas? If you identify with these:

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What is something that starts with the letter T that i could dress up as for a party? A trickling twat. A tramp with a tambourine. A taoist temple. Testicles on a television. A topless Texan. A terrorist with a taco. I think I have a problem, most of those are "dirty"...

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Why is jennifer such a cunt? I think you might have found a genetic abnormality or somebody has named their genitalia. Either way, it isn't of much interest to me. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cunt http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunt

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Would you forgive me if I slept with your best friend's partner's sister's best friend? Nope, I don't know you or this other person so there would be nothing to forgive.

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Do you think my tattoo is slutty? see on my profile http://profiles.yahoo.com/love2party999 My friend said it is and I told her she is jeolous Sure, it could be considered slutty but so can just about anything in certain circumstances. I keep seeing this everywhere though. Why is anything "slut" necessarily a bad thing?!? If nobody was ever a slut in some capacity, the species would not survive... http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/slut http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slut http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slut ...

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Is it true, when "they" say, that women think too much? In the case of this particular question, yes... :-P

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I need some good country music videos just like cmt for me to watch on youtube please? I'm sorry but there is no such thing as good country music, therefore country music videos...

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Which show would you go see, Jerry Springer or Maury? Neither

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Ladies, What would you think If your son or brother gets Victoria's Secret Catalog send to him? I'd think mind your own damn business...

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I have a boyfriend, and now a days i get annoyed of him easily, i dont want to talk to him and we talk about our future but now i know we wont have that future at all; Is this possibly a sign that i dont like him anymore? I think i should break up. You're asking *US* whether you like somebody or not?!? (you answered your own question anyway BTW...) Normally, I's say yea, leave. You'd know if it WAS working out so obviously it isn't. However, since you can't even figure out yourself whether you like somebody or not, perhaps you're sending all kinds of strange signals and it is no wonder he doesn't know...

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What item that needs batteries is nearest to you? Well, cell phone and car alarm remote are equal distances from me. Right up against my clothing actually. If those don't count, there is a nortel wireless phone headset and an "easy button" both about a foot from my hands.

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How is a 3G iPhone better than a 2G iPhone? Connection bandwidth. 3G is roughly 10 times faster although it varies a lot.

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Have you ever received a broken disc from NETFLIX? do you remember what movie it was? Yes (several actually) and no. (sorry) That was before I cancelled a while back.

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What do you think a man mean when he ask you why you don't like sleeping next to me what would you say? Why you don't like sleeping next to him or why he doesn't like sleeping next to you?!? Guys ask/say exactly what they mean. Don't try to read into things like you have to with the girlfriends...

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Which are things that God can't do? god is an imaginary friend for grownups. as such, he/she/it can do nothing and everything.

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What is the most effective and quickest way to lose weight? Cut off an appendage or more. Get addicted to meth. etc... Asked and answered: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/126042 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/294595 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/885658 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/834486 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/709470 http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aanswerbag.com+lose+weight+fast+arm+cut

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If your spouse throws fits, calls you names, breaks things, and thinks his word is gold and no input is permitted does he actually love me or is it a control issue? What are you still doing there? My ex-girlfriend was like that but I only stuck around long enough to get full custody of the kid. Those 2 years seemed like forever. Stupid bitch made life miserable. Get out quick, you only live once...

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Has any reaserch been done on why men are atracted to blondes? if so what did they find out? Hmm, I prefer freckled redheads...

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DO YOU LIKE ATM MACHINES? They always turn me down...

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Can i double my download speed by using two nic cards? NIC = network interface card NIC card = network interface card card... Bonding your two or more NICs can offer more bandwidth/throughput only in the case where the pipe from your ISP offers that kind of bandwidth (aka never) Most NICs these days are gigabit NICs and some are 100Mbit. You might still find some really old ones that are 10Mbit. Lets say you bond two 100Mbit NICs for a total...

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Why does everytime I try to log into xboxlive my nic card on the CPU says it is unplugged. NIC = network interface card NIC card = network interface card card

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Have you ever had a ATM machine, refuse to give you back your ATM card? Nope, I don't use automatic teller machine machines.

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I use Dell Windows XP home edition. I can no longer accesss the Yahoo games. I sign in, select a game, but the tables will not open. I downloaded Java, but it did not help. Any suggestions out there> Try an alternate browser such as firefox or opera.

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How many ISP are there? http://www.acronymfinder.com/ISP.html I suspect you mean "internet service provider". Do you mean worldwide or just in your state? Europe? Japan?... I'm afraid nobody can answer this very accurately even if you specify where. I suppose you could count them here: http://www.internetservicelist.com/isp/u.asp I don't think you'll end up with a very accurate number...

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When your driving in the ho lane hi occupancy lane and you see the carpool sign it says two person per car OR should it say two people what do you all think? That isn't fair! I didn't even know there was a lane reserved for hos... Considering you typed "your" instead of "you're", I'd say don't worry about little things like that.

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I really need a break from everyone and everything, can I come stay at your house for awhile? : ) Just bring beer...

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And now I ask the defendant, "How do you plead?" no contest

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Do you prefer rubies or crystals? I prefer things that are useful. Whether or not they are shiny isn't important to me...

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Are you overweight? No, technically I'm obese. I have a 32% BMI. If I lose 2.1%, I'll be able to say I'm overweight again... Talk about motivation... (sarcasm)

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What gun can shoot further than a soldier can see? How far a soldier can see is already a variable. The horizon is only about 3 statute miles (depending on altitude) away but you can see further (naked eye I'm assuming, not radar or remote cameras) if it is up in the air. There are many guns (sniper rifles for instance) that can shoot further than 1 mile. But you need bigass gattling guns, rockets, and cruise missiles to go further....

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Would you like a glass of haterade? That would be my second choice after some leetrcola.

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If you think your CP, has a virus, What do you do? paste a hijackthis log here: http://ninja.pastebin.com http://www.download.com/Trend-Micro-HijackThis/3000-8022_4-10227353.html?hhTest=1 and tell me you've done it

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I have two laptops, and i want my second laptop to display what is on my first laptop, im guessing there some kind of cable that i can use, so could somone please tell me what i have to do/buy? I wasn't entirely correct. (see old answer) There are VGA<>USB adapters out there. For example: http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/add-a-monitor-usb,1054.html Old answer: I don't think there is an adapter, nor do I think it would be useful to you if there was. I believe a much easier solution to your problem would be a remote control/monitoring application such as...

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Why do women have to spell it out for men? Why do women have to make everything so obscure?!?

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What is the best linux i can get? And can i install it on a formatted (blank) hd? See these answers for the first question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/589897 Yes, almost all (all?) Linux distros can be installed on a blank HDD.

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When should i change my IP address? Whenever you feel like it... You should probably rephrase your question as I'm fairly certain neither of the answers here are what your wanted...

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A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall. Experts said appeared to be a first in the United States. Your thoughts/opinions? Even if the only guns allowed were the ones that only function in a certain person's hands, (finger print reader or other biometric system) I think it is a terrible idea. Inevitably, some teacher (even ones that have passed background checks etc...) will get pissed at a student or make a mistake which will result in the gun harming somebody unnecessarily.

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Do you love or are you mostly afraid of cops? Neither. If your guard is up and you're ready when you come in contact with them, you can usually come out of the situation unscathed. Occasionally you'll just be emotionally scared or end up having to pay "legal mafia" protection money.

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Who's hotter cops or firefighters? Firewomen. They actually help people contrary to cops...

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What do you think about police officers? I know that alot of people hate them, but why? All they do is try to protect us. I plan on being a poloce officer. Do you think I'm making a bad decision? I hate them and only a very select few have proven to me I should hold them in a different regard. The why is long and complicated. You're naive to think all they do is try to serve and protect. I thought like you when I was young and didn't know any better. The movies, media, and everything/everyone else always glorified the cops. Yes, depending on who you are, your strength of...

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Do you think that google has served more people than microsoft? I'd be extremely surprised if it has not... Microsoft only serves the portion of web surfers who use a Microsoft operating system (or arguably a Microsoft modem/router although those are likely made by another vendor). Google, on the other hand, serves all web surfers that do not use an alternate search engine. Google also offers a ton of other services such as search appliances, and many...