http://www.answerbag.com/profile/407026 New Answerbag questions from krazymike Wed, 30 May 2012 02:03:24 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 02:03:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2497134 I need a baby gate. Problem is, my walls aren't in line with each other. Can someone suggest a gate 53" wide that will fit this? Fri, 13 May 2011 08:08:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2497134 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2436534 What fish can I put in my pond? It's not a landscaping-type fish pond. It's a dirt-banked pond on acreage. Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:14:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2436534 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2382016 How does one register a 17 year old into high school if they are not the teen's parent/guardian? Mon, 27 Dec 2010 20:30:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2382016 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2348275 What CMS would be best to allow registered users to create albums and upload photos? Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:32:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2348275 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2326974 If a virgin is someone who hasn't had sex, what is the term for someone who has? Tue, 12 Oct 2010 08:21:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2326974 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2320777 How many testicles does an octopus have? Sat, 02 Oct 2010 17:52:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2320777 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2313566 If a doctor listens to the mom but not the dad about concerns for their son, is that sexual discrimination? Tue, 21 Sep 2010 09:17:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2313566 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2057073 I found metal shears made to cut steel wire mesh at a vendor. Can anyone point me to another distributor? Cutting 14 and 16 ga wire. Mon, 10 May 2010 16:25:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2057073 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1906212 My son has allergies, but Benadryl makes him super-hyper. Can anyone suggest a different OTC medication? Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:58:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1906212 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1893078 If you only shaved on the days you had sex, how different would your shaved areas look? Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:24:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1893078 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787350 Little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying? Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:45:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787350 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787328 Don't you hate it when you're coughing and a burp tries to sneak out, making you nearly vomit? Me too. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:33:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787328 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1761774 Who would you like to see "accidentally" launched in a balloon? Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:02:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1761774 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1754644 What's the most embarrassing double entendre you've ever said accidentally? Fri, 16 Oct 2009 10:08:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1754644 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1754577 Are you as frank when your friends ask for advice as you are on AB? Why or why not? Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:29:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1754577 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738996 Have you ever had (or heard of) a peanut butter and olive sandwich? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:09:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738996 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738979 Ever go into an Alzheimer's wing at a nursing home, go from room to room saying, "Grandma! (or Grandpa!) you forgot my birthday!"? How much money did you score? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 06:55:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738979 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727778 We're all familiar with people naming certain body parts. What *other* parts have you named and what name(s) did you give them? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:28:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727778 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726770 What do you predict will be the greatest (or worst) accomplishment of the Obama regime? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:07:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726770 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726763 What's your best (or worst) relationship horror story? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:03:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726763 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726747 Is the word "poser" still acceptable for use? Has it been replaced by something else? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:49:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726747 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1725330 What's your HotOrNot.com rating? I'm a 7.2! (can't believe it) Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:59:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1725330 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1725162 How common would you say it is to buy a colleague a gift when they leave the company you both work for? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:12:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1725162 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724987 Do you ever giggle (even if it's internally) when you hear the word "dinghy"? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:47:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724987 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724922 How did your parents give you "the talk"? Did they hedge certain things or use odd analogies? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:14:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724922 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724903 Are you a wimp? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:05:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724903 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724897 Have you ever told someone you hadn't seen a movie, and they simply didn't believe you? What movie was it? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:02:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724897 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724895 What insanely popular TV show(s) are you simply NOT interested in watching? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:01:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724895 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724893 What word(s) do you misspell most often, no matter how hard you try? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:59:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724893 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724872 Do you ever do things to your kids just to give them something to tell their therapist about? (Like telling embarrassing stories about them to their friends) Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:48:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724872 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724836 Do ever some up with an evil scheme, and then feel guilty for it, even though you didn't follow through with it? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:31:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724836 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724833 Do you drum on items to the song you're listening to? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:30:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724833 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724831 Do ever have to stop yourself from singing out loud? Like @ work or on the street? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:29:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724831 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724829 Are people jealous of you? Of what? How do you know? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:28:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724829 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723026 Do deaf people understand rhymes? I mean, they know how to read, but do they know that "plain" and "Spain" rhyme? Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:46:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723026 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723024 Does your building (work or home) have evacuation drills? How big is the building? Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:43:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723024 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723019 My dad pronounces the "h" in "vehicle" because he thinks it's cute. Does this drive you nuts? Other examples? Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:41:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1723019 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721504 Friend tells me she went to the zoo and saw the "lines". Turns out they had manes. "Lions". She saw the lions. What accent-laden words have confused you? Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:30:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721504 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721384 I used some clippings from my lawn to start a fire in my firepit. The smoke smelled like marijuana. Is there pot in my lawn, or is there another plant that smells the same? Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:16:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721384 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721383 I know someone who pronounces "milk" as "melk". (with an "eh" sound) Drives me nuts. What words do people mispronounce that bother you? Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:14:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721383 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1714502 In our economic crisis, has it even occurred to anyone to ask McDonald's® if they need a bailout? Ronald is hurting in these troubled times, people!! (HUMOR WELCOME) Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:54:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1714502 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712848 How do you make this symbol with your keyboard? ☺ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:36:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712848 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712836 How many pictures do you have that could put you in this kind of trouble? What should have been done differently? [LINK] Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:31:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712836 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712400 Recently, my manager said I'm a hacker. I consider it "finding alternate solutions". What do you think a hacker is? Are there more than one kind? Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:20:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712400 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710742 I tendered my resignation yesterday. What should I do to go down in a blaze of glory? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:04:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710742 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1709214 Want to light my fire? (Watch out for the BANG!) Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:55:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1709214 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698813 As a Christian parent, if you reared a child telling them something was a sin and you found out later that it was actually okay, is it your responsibility to them to tell them you were wrong? Even if they're grown? Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:19:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698813 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698811 As a Christian parent, if you reared a child telling them something was okay and you found out later that it was actually a sin, is it your responsibility to them to tell them you were wrong? Even if they're grown? Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:18:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698811 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698412 At what age do you think one can first astral project? What's the youngest age? Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:24:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1698412 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1683856 Have you ever paid money back to a friend even though you already had, just to save the friendship? Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:05:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1683856 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1678870 If you worked at a diner and had made the chili being touted as being "ho-made", would you be offended having been called a ho? Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:56:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1678870 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1678865 What's with people putting apostrophes in plurals? I saw a sign for "cheeseburger's"! It should be "cheeseburgers"!!!! Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:54:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1678865 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1676913 If you ask someone if they're lying and they say yes, are they being truthful? Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:49:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1676913 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1675474 What are the military words for the alphabet? Like "C" is "Charlie", "F" is "Foxtrot", etc. What's the full list? Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:16:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1675474 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1675473 If someone compliments you on an idea that wasn't yours, is it so hard to say, "Thanks, but it was really _____ who thought of it."? I mean, really. Is it? Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:14:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1675473 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1673606 What's the last DUMB thing you laughed at? I was watching "Alvin and the Chipmunks" with my kids and was rolling laughing. You? Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:21:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1673606 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1673556 I feel I'm underpaid and underappreciated at work. My question is, do you think $5 is too much for a grilled chicken breast? Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:42:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1673556 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1671774 So a co-worker cost me my weekend because he's a douchebag. To make penance, he bought me a soda (60 cents). He said that's what he valued my suffering at. What should I hit him with? Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:30:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1671774 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1671769 I have a complete moron co-worker who cost me my weekend because he didn't know how to plug in a thumb drive. How should I make him suffer? (it was my son's 4th birthday this weekend) Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:25:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1671769 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1666434 Can you imagine being this stupid? (see link) Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:27:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1666434 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1666420 How dumb can you be and still breathe? Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:16:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1666420 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1665981 We're involved in product liability litigation, and our attorneys have been acting unprofessionally, if not unethically. I was told I could write the judge in the case for help. How should I construct the letter? Is there a template somewhere for this? Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:01:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1665981 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1662440 Do apologies alone matter? Can you just accept them, or do you need more? Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:56:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1662440 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1662434 So I went through the ingredients of an "organic" food product with a vegan. Guess what? Lots of artificial chemicals!! Have you ever done that? What are your thoughts? Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:51:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1662434 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1662387 How young do you think someone can be when they first learn to astral project? Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:23:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1662387 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652995 What is the most selfish thing an s/o (past or present) has ever done while you were together? Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:15:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652995 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652994 What is the most embarrassing thing an s/o (past or present) has ever done around you? Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:14:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652994 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652990 What is the most insensitive thing an s/o (past or present) has ever done to you? Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:14:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652990 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652984 What is the laziest thing an s/o (past or present) has ever done (or not done)? Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:12:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652984 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1650904 True or False: You can get drunk off of hand sanitizing gel. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:12:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1650904 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1648323 What do you think about Microsoft being banned from selling Word? Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:58:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1648323 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1646865 What is the carbon footprint of an imported bag of tea? From field to mug, including the heated water, what is it's cost on the environment? Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:05:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1646865 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1632685 Does it bother you when people misuse "fewer" and "less"? Or do you even notice? Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:57:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1632685 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1620799 How does one convince a newly hired co-worker that "Project Manager" doesn't mean "Department Manager"? Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:31:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1620799 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1620786 When asked what type of fool I take someone for, what are my choices? Can you rank them in order of foolishness? Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:25:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1620786 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1620733 As far as robberies go, where does highway robbery rank? Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:52:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1620733 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1617998 My work just got their name put up on the side of the skyscraper we're in. I call it a sign, but management refers to it as "signage". What, if any, is the difference? Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:22:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1617998 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1610392 Which song would you like to dedicate to me? Why that song? Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:41:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1610392 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1609961 Is kitty porn wrong? Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:34:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1609961 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1608490 If there was one (or more) things you could warn your ex's current s/o about, what would it be? Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:21:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1608490 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1608487 What was the absolute WORST birthday gift a (past or present) s/o gave you? Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:19:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1608487 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1607931 My three year old son has discovered how to unlock and open his bedroom window. I'm trying to find something to keep him from opening it. Like a telescoping bar to keep him from lifting it. Can you give me a website to buy something like that? Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:47:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1607931 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605948 What is the lowest number, when spelled out ("One, Two, Three, etc"), that has an "a" in it? Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:13:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605948 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605701 As I understand it, the government's thought on bringing about economic "recovery" is "higher debt = a healthier economy". Does anyone else see anything wrong with that? Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:13:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605701 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605204 So! Cause any global economic collapses lately? Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:32:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1605204 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1603095 Why is being "under the gun" such a bad thing? I would rather be under it than in front of it! What do you think? Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:23:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1603095 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1601531 I had a coach always ask us if we had taken stupid pills. Is there such a thing? Where can they be purchased? Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:56:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1601531 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1601034 I've always heard that the only "dumb question is the one not asked". After being on AB for a while, I have to disagree. What do you think? Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:02:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1601034 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1601020 If someone called you a lazy hooker, what would your comeback be? Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:52:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1601020 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1596090 As far as insults go, how would you rate this one: "Lazy hooker"? Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:43:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1596090 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595779 What day of the week has the most activity on AB? Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:49:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595779 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595702 How much time after a President leaves office must pass before you think we can objectively judge their effectiveness as a President?p Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:07:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595702 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595676 Has your city renamed a street after Obama? Mine has. Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:55:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595676 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595675 Should Obama be canonized (be declared a saint)? Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:54:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595675 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595663 I was always told "if a woman asks you about her weight, LIE!!" So my wife asks me if she's fat. Me: "Yes" (A lie). Now I'm in trouble. What did I do wrong? Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:50:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1595663 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1588597 I've lost 10" off my waist in about 10 months. Can I get an "ATTA BOY!"? Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:45:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1588597 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1588578 Fill in the blank: "One day, I hope to be SO rich that _____________." (Can be more than one word) Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:37:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1588578 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1587004 My dad (and by extension, my step-mom) and I don't really get along too well. I got a request from my step-mom on Facebook to be my friend, but I don't want to add her. Would it be wrong for me to deny her request? Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:45:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1587004 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1586704 I was told once that my handwritten dollar sign ($) didn't look right. "It just looks like an 'S' with a line through it." Does that make sense to you? How do you make your dollar sign? Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:28:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1586704 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1586503 I recently ran across someone who thought Mötley Crüe only existed in the song "1985" by Bowling for Soup. What types of things have you found young people didn't know about that made you feel old? Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:58:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1586503