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I have irregular periods, i had sex last Monday and he pulled out way before he came, Yet i start my p. today, could i be pregnant? Yup, You're knocked up...really knocked up! You should name it Nickolas!

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I have irregular periods, i had sex last Monday and he pulled out way before he came, Yet i start my p. today, could i be pregnant? Share your answer...

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When was the last time you picked up a pen and wrote a letter in long hand? Great Question! Prolly sometime back in H.S. Maybe 10 years ago.

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Where do our tax dollars go? Hopefully, for the most part, they go where we feel we need them to. That is why it is SO important we vote for who we THINK will distribute them accordingly to our wishes. Unfortunately, politics aren't that cut and dry.

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Do you make music? I dont make music by myself, but if you give me the right lady then, heck yes, we make sweet, sweet music. Ask your Mom...LOL.

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I need a name for a male ferret, dark sable with dark blaze (mask). The other ferrets are wrangler, Roper and kaw-liga (cowboys and indians) Any suggestions? No specific answer for you, sorry! But your question was intreguing (did I spell that right) enough for me to take a look at the answers. Personally, I love it when animals are named common human names. ex.- Karen, Phillip, Jonathan. So I reccomend going with one that fits your critters personality. Good luck sweetie!

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What's your favorite type of music? Any particular favorite artists, bands, or groups? Classis Rock, the Oldies (probably my favorite), and a some rap.

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Have you ever had a sword fight? Only at the urinal!

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What are some good relatively new movies, for girls that are 16 (aka no war stuff) ? suggestions would be much much much appreciated!! thankyah! It's a boy / girl Thing, House Bunny, Twilight, Role Models.

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When you playing games have you ever become the top so that others start to conspire against you? Heck yeah. It sucks too. A bunch of buddies and I get together on Sundays sometimes to play "RISK". I won too many times and now I get teamed up on all the time.

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What comes to mind when you think of " grits " Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

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Is it just me, or when someone mentions the sitcom, "Friends", one just wants to projectile vomit? Sorry it took so long to answer, I had to clean the puke off my keyboard. Yep, me too. Stupid show.

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Where does happiness hide? In a little concauction I like to call Bacardi and Diet. Or sometimes I find that little bugger in a brown Budweiser bottle.

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I like this boy, he's different from most boys you'd meet.. A good change I'd say.. We've had this thing going on for months but he still hasnt asked me out.. I know I'll b going to college and he has another year.. but it's only 20 mins away.. Good Story...don't know if you really have a question or not, but I do. Why don't you just ask him out or tell him how you feel?

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What is the point in anything when you feel like everything is just going wrong? The point is to make something go right.

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Where do babies come from I think it would just be easier to give you a hands on demonstration. I don't think you'd be bored anymore!

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What should I do when my brother-in-law and his wife misinterpreted the letter that I sent intended for change to solve our relationship problem and got angry with me? Hug it out!

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What's the worst place you've ever run out of toilet paper? On the toilet, sitting there with a dirty butt!

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I find it hard to concentrate when i need to study, has anyone got any tips, as i really need to start studying!! I would start by getting off this website and opening the book!

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What question is probably the worst one to ask when you are out on a first date? I have this red, pussing bump on my bag. Do you know what that might be?

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Is there anything you're insensitive about? Yeah. I'm actually kinda an insensitive person. I'm not all that sympathetic about things that are just part of life.

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How many Spatula's do you own? This is just an approximation... 2 soft rubber ones ( for scraping), 4 plastic ones (for flipping), 3 metal ones (1 is for the grill)

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What is something a janitor does? Mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop while I sing dat song. Gonna wax that floor, gonna make it shine. Take off the spraypaint with turpentine!

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Do you prefer hot or mild? I like it HOT!

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Do you prefer hot or mild? I like it HOT!

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Do you like lasagna? Heck yes I do! Its probably in my top five of favorite dinners!

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I saw a Canadian Honker (Geese) flying solo today. Why do you think this one was flying all alone? Aren't they monogamous (did I spell that right?)? I think they mate for life. That goose's wife, Melinda, got shot by a big, burly hunter named Bill. Now that goose has to fly all alone because he's too stupid to go find a new wife. Thats what he gets for being so commited to one goose.

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What type of automobile would God drive? I picture my Jesus driving around in a big, white Hummer, windows down, blasting Aerosmith

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What can we do for some fun this Friday..........? Lets go skydiving! Ya know, get the blood flowing! Then we can go out party all night, rip a bunch of shots, drink ourselves silly, and see who we wake up next to.

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Fancy going to Mozambique - and falling in Love, just me and you...? Im not so into the falling in love part. I would rather just have a couple romantic flings. Im not ready for love yet! Dont know that I ever will be!

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What if everyone on a bus farted at the same time? Everybody could point at the person next to them....and be right!

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If you woke up and knew that you would be alone for the entire day, and you would not be leaving your house, would you bother to get dressed or would you just stay nude all day? Nude. !!!!!HORRAY FOR NUDITY!!!!!

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Have you ever seen a flasher? No, but I would lmao!

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Would you like to visit West Virginia? I'd like to visit everywhere that I haven't been. I bet I could find some real interesting people there. I love striking up conversations with new people.

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Is it okay to have sex while you are pregnant? Yeah, If it's with your husband or father of the child. I think that a guy having sex with a pregnant woman who is not carrying his child is disgusting!

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Why do many people use pictures of people that are NOT them Are you saying this isn't me?

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Why do i always seem to be attracted to bastards? Whats wrong with bastards?!

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If your boy friend-girl friend ? asked you to have your pubic hair permanently removed would you agree Sure would, save me time on keeping it trimmed up and the boys shaved!

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Please, please tell me to get a grip of myself. I am such a jealous person. I can't stand that my boyfriend had love interests before me... how pathetic am I? Hey, Get a grip! You're probably not the first person your boyfriend has had sex with, and if you keep this shit up you wont be the last!

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What is another word for "friend"? Compadre

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Are emotions a blessing or a curse? I think emotions are part of what makes us the andvanced animal that we are. Blessing.

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Is it possible to lose salvation once it is received? If you buy into it all, then yes it is.

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Why do hippies like Obama? People just like Obama because he's different than Bush. I'm not trying to rip on Obama, but I think that half of the people that voted for him didn't even have good reason. But I guess thats okay, we all still get a vote and can spend it anyway we choose.

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Are you looking forward to the start of the 2009 baseball season? Heck yes I am. It sucks we lost C.C. Sabathia, but !!!!GO BREW CREW!!!!!

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White people never used to like black people before, so why are so many white people trying to act like black people? Because they are stupid and immature.

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How blond is your life? Not blonde enough! I could use 3 or four more of those little cuties!

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Have you or anyone you know ever stopped smoking hot turkey? Nope but now I'm gonna try. Cigarettes just went up to almost 7 bucks a pack here in Wisconsin.

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Do you have to drink a cup of coffee before you can get on with your day? I almost always have 1 in the morning before work. I stop and fill my mug and buy an orange Vitamin Water. Also, I just wanted to say "HI Chief, I haven't been on the site in forever. I see you removed me as a friend, and that's okay. I just haven't had much free time lately, new job."

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Do you like AB having clubs or do you think we should get rid of them? I don't know anything about answerbag clubs. Where can I find out more?

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What do you think about people who spend long hours talking on phone without any specific purpose? Teenager.....probably a girl......possibly a blonde.

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And god said let there be _________? Answerbag

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Who have you punched in the nose? The other night I accidently elbowed a girl in the nose while I was sleeping. She wasn't mad, but I felt bad. We just laughed and I told her not to sleep so close. That or sleep closer so I can't build up any momentum for the strike.

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Do you like nuts in your brownies? A truely great brownie needs neither nuts nor frosting!

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Do you cough to hide your farts? LMAO! Nope, I just let em rip!

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I have 4 cats. 2 are adult, 2 are 8 months. All go outside as and when they like through a catflap. I still have 2 litter trays. The kittens still use them sometimes! I want rid of the litter trays but am scared they might poo or pee on the floor. Advice? Cat soup!

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When did you last Laugh Out Loud? I laugh out loud everyday. I'm a happy person! I lol bout everyday too.

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Would You Merry Me? Sure would!

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Does Zooey Deschanel have a good singing voice? I think she does, but don't know if her cuteness is altering my ear. I don't even know who that is.

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Who's ready for 2010? I wasn't going to answer my own question, but then I accidently typed in here thinking I was commenting on a questio. But yeah, I am. Bring on the New Year!

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To fight off food poisoning, would drinking stong liquor kill the bacteria in your stomach? Worth a shot! Heck, I'd try it!

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What kind of coffee are you? Flavor, plain, dressed up? hmmmm I think I'm just gas station coffee. Not that crap gas station coffee though, the better stuff. Yep, I'm premium gas station coffee.

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Is 18 a beautifull age? Heck yes it is. It sucks giving up childhood, but it's even better being an adult.

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Are you proud to be a citizen of the country you live in? Very Proud. I Love the United States of America.

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Do you feel you are a better person after going on AB? I think so. A little bit anyways. There have been members who have provoked much thought for me. And I have been educated on some interesting point of views. Yes, it has added some good little bits to my life.

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What was your claim to fame in highschool? Were you a jock, the class clown, best dressed, the cheerleader....etc? If your still there, what do you think you will you be remembered for I don't know? I just really hope I wasn't the stinky kid.

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What might a first date be like with you? First I would take you out for bar-b-q ribs. So I could look stupid there with rib sauce all over our faces and all over my white shirt. Then probably go to a movie, so we can not even talk or get to know each other. Then cap the night off with some good ol' fashion cruisin around, scoopin the loop. Sounds like a blast huh!

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When Men cheat why are the women they cheat WITH never as attractive funny or bright as the women they cheat ON? Isn't that stupid. I'm not a cheater, but I would never be that stupid. If you're gonna cheat you might as well upgrade.

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Why do dogs cry? They always seem to cry when they're older. Thats probably because they're not flexible enough to lick their junk anymore.

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Does partnership not really appeal to you? I love being single. LOVE IT! I'm only 26 though. I know someday some girl will come along and i just won't be able to help but date her. But for right now it's not appealing. I'm just a dater.

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Have you ever blown anything up in your microwave? No, not me, but a little boy once told me that if you microwave a fly it will explode. Kids!

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Can you fell ten men with your rusty axe, sleep naked in a blizzard, laugh in the face of death, braid your nose hairs, consider the ocean as your mother, eat fire, and get inhumanly intoxicated by drinking black beer in the skulls of your enemies? No, but I can eat 15 bannanas in one sitting, swing from trees, and throw poop (and get away with it). -Nickolas the Monkey.

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Im 23 and I never get a g/f. Girls say there is nothing wrong with me then again i cant get anyone. I been hanging in there for a long time. Should I just give up and just pay for it? First of all, don't go out actively looking for a girlfriend. Thats just dumb. Be confident. Don't be afriad of women, and don't be afriad to hit on them. So what if you get rejected a couple times, who gives a shit. Get out there and pull some ass.

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A veteran came up to us today and started telling us that Bush signed for our troops to be in Iraq for an extra 3 years and Obama can't do anything about it. And then he walked off mumbling that the draft should come back. Is this true? The plan is to have them out in three years. Do you really think we should pull out all the troops now and waste all that money and effort? Obama will probably take credit for that in 3 years even though he had nothing to do with it.

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What good “morning songs” can you think of? Wakey Wakey, Hands off the Snakey

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Do you think yo mama jokes are good or bad? why? or why not? Not offensive, not funny, just stupid

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Do you party all night every night? Is that a Challenge?

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What are some good male and female names for my baby? Best one I can think of is Nickolas!

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What is your favourite kind of chocolate bar? Reeces Peanutbutter Cups! But if Oreo's count then it's them.

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Speech for fresher party Well put!

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Tremendous knocking of pipe under house when water faucet is turned on HOT. What to do? I am not a plumber but I am a home builder. You need to call and have them put on hot water arrester. It is a little piece that juts off the copper line on the hot water line and keeps the pipe from rattling.

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:-) How cute is the fake penis & realistically warm urine (The Whizinator) for males drug tests? You mean the rubba donga!

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Do you train your cats to like, or at least tolerate, getting into a pillowcase so that in the event of tornado (or other emergency) you can just bag-em and run? WHAT? I've never heard of this practice. LMAO. How often do you have this tornado drill at your house?

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I took the plan b pill and now im expecting my period i seem to be only spotting which is not like my self should i be concered that im pregnant already? You're knocked up.....Really Knocked Up! It's a boy, you should name it Nickolas.

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Is anyone else scared of babies or scared of pregnant women? Holding babies makes me terribly nervous, I won't do it. Also, I would just like to say that they aren't cute for the first week or so. Some people say, "Oh, its so cute", or "It's so adorable" just after birth. I think they come out looking like E.T.

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We should have something here at AB like jerk awards and Angel awards..like if some one is mean or you really don't like thier answer it should give you an option to click on a button labeled Jerk. and Angel if that person was REALLY nice Nice job of putting that in question form.

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Did you finally clean your house Mt roomates and I may be bachelors, but we keep a clean pad. It may get a little messy at times, but never gross. I'd say 90% of the time it's 90% clean. We also hire a cleaning lady once in a while to do the deep cleaning stuff. (dusting, washing windows, deep cleaning carpets, mopping)

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Ive noticed a slight reduction in percentages in my Q&A stats..like in Q's it should be about 100% but has dropped to 99%..the question is, do you ever worry about how your stats look? do you always seek perfection? I like my stats to be up there. But it doesn't bother me if my answer percentage is lower. I give honest answers and sometimes I get DR'd for that.

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Do you drown your turkey in gravy or savor the taste of the bird? Anything within smothering distance gets smothered in gravy.

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Why is that when you are in trouble, you have no body by your side? Maybe because when you have people by your side, you don't get into trouble.

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Have you ever felt/been so drunk that you thought you were going to die? What did you do? Just curious LOL. No, but thats funny. I'm a drinker too, Love getting wasted.

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My parents confiscated something that I ordered online They lied to me when I asked them about it multiple x's. I am 18. I reported to the website that I never got it. They did an investigation with ups and sent me a new one. How should I deal w/my rents You need to talk to your parents about your relationship with them. You are an adult now, and you need to be communicating with each other as adults. However, you are living under their roof, so you also must follow their rules still. What they should have done is told you they took it, and then you should have accepted it. My real suggestion on how to deal with them is to get your own...

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If you are in the room when your parents get into a heated argument, what should you do? Walk into the kitchen, grab a beer, crack it, and go sit back down. See if they notice.

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If you met me in the street what would be your Response? Nice to meet you sweetie. Wanna go catch a cocktail.

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____&____? frank & beans. FRANK & BEANS!!

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How Egotistical and Selfish are you on a scale 1-10? Ego: 9 Selfish: 3

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What is one Thanksgiving dish you just must have on your table? Gravy... I NEED it. I pretty much smother everything in gravy on thanksgiving. If I could I'd smother myself in it.

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What's a polite way out when a married person hits on you? I would consider the possibility of sleeping with her. With married women there is no worry of attachment. If they have children I would refrain.

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Me and my boyfriend fight constantly we live together and have dated for 9 months. He gives me what ever I want but he has a temper that I hate and scares me. He has laid his hands on me and chocked me called me names should I stay or leave? I think you already know the answer to this. You obviously know what he is doing is wrong and unacceptable. The only pro to the situation you gave is "he gives me whatever I want". Come on.... you know what to do.

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What insects did you put in a jam jar as a kid? Anything... In a jar or straight in my pocket. I barely remember it, but one time I remember pulling a frog I caught out of my pocket to show mom. "Lookie what I got"

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Have you posted more than one answers for same question on AB? I really try not too. Sometimes I have a couple smart ass comments to say but I always try to pick just 1.

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What's your favorite show on these days? Entourage. Love it. I never miss an episode. I always catch "The Soup" too.

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Why do you think "hooker" was my dream job when I was aged 11-15? I bet Daddy was pissed you weren't shooting for Stripper!

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I hear that they're making an A-team movie in 2009. Who would be your dream cast? Mine would be: Hannibal Smith: Bruce Willis Faceman: Steve Carrell Murdock: Jim Carrey B.A. Baracus: Ice Cube Nice. I am impressed. Good cast. Just our luck Hollywood will try to ruin it by throwing Vin Diesel in there. That loser should stick to movies like "The Pacifier" LOL

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If you are a cat, what are you thinking right now? I'd probably do that wierd little maneuver where they sit, and stick their back leg straight up in the air and lick themself. Looks like fun!

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For parents who drink or do drugs ~ who looks after your children while you get drunk or stoned? Here in Wisconsin, the parents bring their children to the tavern.

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I like rap music I can't lie..do all you brothers think im fly? This really made me laugh. Yeah....You're fly alright.

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What Gadget does Bond find in his Aston Martin in the movie Casino royale? He gets his gun, and in the glovebox there is a computer with a first aid health monitorins system and a defibulator.

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If you were an auto-bot from the movie Transformers, what electronic machine would you like to be able to turn into? Auto-bots only transform into automoblies. I would be a Aston Martin. The one James Bond drove in Casino Royale

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Have you ever been placed, or placed someone under "citizens arrest"? I've seen it on TV but never heard any personal expriences. No, Not yet. But my moment is coming! Great question!

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'meaty'? "The Soup's" Chat Stew.......Soooo Meaty!

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When is answerbag holding an event like winning a cash prize or winning a Tv etc... do you know? Cant you just appreciate AB for what it is?

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If white people pretending to be black are called wiggaz... then what are asians pretending to be black called? Stupid! heck, lets just call the wiggaz that too.

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Anyone on facebook tonight? Yeah, I bet there's alot of people on facebook tonight!

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Whats the worst thing you could say to your mother... after telling her your pregnant? Mom I'm pregnant. Its Dad's!

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Do you believe in The Law of Attraction? What are your thoughts? Do you mean the law of attraction in the animal world. The male is attracted to the female until he breeds her. Yeah, Its kinda true.

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Who would win in a fight? Batman or Superman? Come on now, thats just silly. Everyone loves Batman, but he's just a rich, highly skilled human with super cool gadgets. Unless Batman got his Bathands on Kryptonite, he wouldn't stand a chance!

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Convince me that you're the hottest person alive in 1000 characters or less :P I challenge you to convince me I'm not!

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What was your favorite lunch in school? Mine was Crispito Day. If your school didn't have those, a crispito is kinda like a deep fried burrito covered in cheese sauce. Oh Yeah, we got two of those bad boys!

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Do you find them or do they find you? I find you! You just don't worry bout where I'm at.

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Is the number of Americans who read books increasing or decreasing? If we are talking about reading books for enjoyment, and are going by percentages, I would have to guess it is dropping. Mind you this is just a guess. I just don't know many people that often read books for enjoyment. I know that I will occasionally read for enjoyment, but rarely. I stick to magazine and online reading for that.

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Can a mini-bike over 49cc be used on the sidewalk in California? Think 49cc will be fast enough to get away from the cops chasing you for riding down the sidewalk illegally?

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How often do you go to your doctor for a check-up? I just call over a Naughty Nurse, and we examine each other!

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I just started the "shot" (bc) and i dont have my period can it stop that fast?i got it 2 months ago Nope, you're knocked up, Really knocked up! It's a boy! You should name it Nickolas!

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I am looking for something funny that rhymes with... "do it yourself" If you want something done right,________________? Screw with an Elf

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Why is it when you fall in love with one guy then they leave you or you leave them, but then you find a guy that you like almost as much as the one you fell in love with? Ahhh Nelly. Are you SURE you are in Love? I'm not saying you're not, but I'm guessing you'll probably look back sometime in the near future and think "I probably wasn't really in love". Anyway, my advice to you is to enjoy dating, don't fall so easily. Nothing wrong with just keepin it casual and having fun!

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Have you ever cheated? what happened to the relationship? Yes, and I shouldn't have. I was a Freshman in college, and I met a girl that I liked ALOT! Unfortunately we met at the wrong time in my life. A Freshman Boy in college is like a Buck in Rut! I did what I thought was the right thing and I broke up with her. I just simply told her it was the wrong time in my life for a serious relationship. That was tough to do, I really did like...

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Is anyone having turducken this Thanksgiving? LOL. What kind of critter is that and where can I bag me one? +

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Ok, I'm going paintballing next Saturday....who's coming with me!? I'm in. You ever tried to hit a monkey with a paintball? I'll be swinging all over peppering your sorry a**!

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What is 1/3? 23321/69963......Everyone knows that.

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This boy flirted with me but an asteroid is going to hit the earth and Sarah Palin is silly and {{{HUG}}} and what's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Frying pan"? (Did I get everything?) Grab the frying pan, hit Palin upside the nogen, smack that asteroid back towards those hideous little creatures on Neptune, and whack that little pervert square in the nose. Finally.....make me a hot ham!

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Whats ur favorite word to say?--( i like saying jah!) :) Douchebag

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Fleetwood Mac had a hit called "Rhiannon" does anybody know who they are singing about? Don't Know.....Great Tune! Best on their live Album/s!

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Do you mute the television during commercials? No. I'm an addicted DVR'er. If I'm gonna watch a show I just record it and watch something else Iprobably have recorded. That way I can fast forward thru those silly commercials. Love technology!

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Do people normally look up to you or down at you? I'm a shorter guy. Thanks for bringing it up Chief!

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What is your favorite nature noise/sound? (ex: birds chirping, rain falling, etc.)? A Howler Monkey calling in his mate. It's so peaceful!

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What Food or Dish would you bring to an AB Thanksgiving Dinner? A Mouse!!!! Get It!!!!

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How great is peanut butter? My dog gives it a 10 !!!!!!

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Does anyone really read the ABOUT ME portion of ABers profiles? I do. Always before a friend request or a friend deny/accept. Typing of that, I should really update mine and add some more to it! good question.

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Did YOU Write The Book of Love? Nope! But I'm the little monkey that scribbled beards on all the women, drew funny little mustaches and fu-man-chu's on all the men, and graffitied caption bubbles with inappropriate comments all over the pictures! I also highlighted the sentences I thought were funny. You're Welcome!!!

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Guys - can you Describe the girl in your nightmares? She's this sweet lady, short, brown hair. She's chasing me with the spanking stick yelling for me to "get my little a** back here". YEP, thats me mom alright!

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When you were a kid (living at home) did you get spanked or otherwise physically "punished" (including beaten) when your parents thought you did wrong? Do you think those spankings/beatings/punishments really made you a better adult? I got spanked when I did wrong (ALOT), and yes it did! I will spank my children.

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What store will people find you at most of the time? :) A little store called "The Bar" (actually the name, and It's not little, Its the best sports bar in Green Bay)

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I have been wondering how come most guys have to be major assholes? WOW! Thats mean. Would you like it if I said most women are bitches? The truth is: Some Men are assholes Some Women are bitches But Some men are bitches too. Better a guy be a ass than a Bitch!

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What are the chances of a 50 year old man making a woman pregnant? Men, unlike women, usually stay fertile their entire life. The chances decrease slightly with old age, and more the older we get, but it remains possible. This is our curse/calling!

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Who is the biggest loser in your life? Now it's Obama......BURN!

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I have a pill it has 7258 on one side and 93 on the other can u tell me what it is and is orange I have no idea what the pill is, but to answer the second part of your question: basketballs, pumpkins, carrots and of course, oranges!

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How many ceiling fans do you have in your home? None, but I rent. I'm a big ceiling fan fan though! How bout you chief, How many you got?

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How do you deal with a bitchy girl friend? Turn her into a bitchy ex-girlfriend!

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Why do so many men think that redhead women are only good for sex? (serious answers only please) I've never heard that before. I don't have a problem with redheads though. I have had good sex with a couple, but I wouldn't say thats all they're good for. Thats just mean.

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How many times have you been married, and for how many years together? Nope. Never married, don't plan to be until I'm at least 30. (26 now)

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Grammy Robin on becoming a maestro? Congratulations Grammy. Well Done!

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I'll be in Europe from January-May what should I see/do? Have 5 months worth of crazy European sex!

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I kee on missng leters ou of my writig. Is it m finges or the kyboar that ha worn ot? I cant understand your question. I think some keys may be worn out on your keyboard.

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Guys!! if you were locked in a room with an girl for 3 days, what would you do? Claw out my eardrums!

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If you could be ANY THING in the world, what would it be? Millionare Billionare dont count President and Chief Editor of Playboy Magazine Inc.

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Things you'll never hear a Man say? I'm sorry, I'm just emotional!

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Things you'll never hear a Woman say? I want to get married. (they may say it, but I wont hear it!)

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I am a 35 y/o fitness trainer. I have a rival who is a 34 y/o trainer. My wife recently arranged for me and him to fight at the gym. Was this a dumb move on my part? I'm all for it. If 2 guys want to agree to a fight, then fight. Just win!

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In Donkey Kong, did you play the big monkey or the little monkey more? What do you think?

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What keeps you motivated to log into AB everyday? Your friends, your inquisitive nature, etc. Do you think you will keep in touch with your AB friends even if you become an AB dropout? I don't have any contact with my AB friends outside of the website. But I log on because I'm curious to see new answers and comments. This website is great for dickin around on while watching T.V.

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What do you think about the name Tammie Sue? I'm not a big fan. Just my opinion though.

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If a thrown football, not kicked, hits the uprights and bounces back onto the field, can it be caught? Sure It can be caught, but it's a dead ball. It cannot be a catch, or an interception. The goal post would be out of bounds.

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Can you learn to roll your r's? How? No, when I try I sound like a monkey with a bananna peel lodged in it's throat. Imagine that!

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How many shots of tequila would it take to make your clothes come off? ONE, I would have to take off my shirt after I puked on it! HATE TEQUILA

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Who here can speak Spanish? If I could I would have probably answered in Spanish!

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Do you own an hour glass or something similar? I have a timer on my microwave, stove top, and my celly. Does that work?

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How do YOU manage your road rage? I grab something from inside my truck, like an empty water bottle and whip it at the other drivers car. That seems make me feel better! LOL

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If saw someone you know strike their dog, would you call your local ASPCA on them? Probably not. I don't really concern myself with other peoples business like that. If they were abusing or neglecting their dog I probably would though.

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What cliche in your school do/did you fit into? (preps, skaters, emos, weirdos, etc...) Do you look down on those not in your cliche? Also, would you be willing to change if you moved and you made friends in a diff. group you previously did not like? emos! That always makes me laugh. All I can think of is a bird! A large Bird!

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Can I offer you a refreshing beverage? Yes, thank you very much. I'll take a Bacardi -n- Diet, in a tub, 2 straws please.

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What is your favorite Rick Springfield song? MMM-Bop

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Do you get offended when someone say "F-ck you"? It usually makes me laugh. I tell my friends F-you and to F-off all the time. Usually it's funny when strangers say it too.

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Is it ok to wipe your penis after a wee because my mates laugh at this they say you just shake your penis. But it does not get all the wee. isnt it cleaner to wipe to get rid of all the wee......please help. If you're gonna wipe your penis you might as well sit down to piss. If you're gonna pee like a man, shake it like a man.

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Would you ever consider dating someone half your age? No, I have to wait till I'm 36 for that!

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Who was so drunk they ran around talking to everybody while being naked? Larry, Kevin and Mark are the only 3 I can think of. I haven't yet but I'm sure it's bound to happen someday. HORRAY 4 NUDITY !!

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I see you're drinking 2 percent. Is it cause you think your fat? No. It's cause I do whatever I want...GOSH!

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I'm a 20 yr old girl. I have never ever dated a guy or even kissed a guy. The reason for this is my family. they dont want me to date a guy or go out with him since they consider that it is wrong to do so before marriage. what should i do? You are an adult ya know. I think you should do what your heart is telling you is right. Personally I think you're missing out on alot. I love dating.

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Would you be curious to meet your look-a-like? Hellz yeah. I sure would like to meet that sexy S.O.B. Plus we could play some good tricks on people.

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Ok. You're at a cabin in the woods with a few friends. There's no cable, it's storming outside, and there is only enough electricity in the generator to watch one movie. Do you watch: Donnie Darko, Sleepaway Camp, or Senior Trip? Donnie Darko. That movie's pretty good.

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When I read anything about Blue Whales it "astounds" me. Are you ever "astounded" by anything? The price of gas!

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Do you think this girl can sing good?(Video in answer) She sings better than me. Last time I tried to sing that song my dog started singing along with me!

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I had a guest over. My mother prepared a wonderful meal. When my guest arrived. I introduced my dog and pet fish to him before introducing him to my mother who was also in the room. My mother won't talk to me. What do i do? At least your dog and fish are still talking to you!

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Do you have a pet in your room with you and what is he/she doing right at this moment? Do girlfriends count as pets?

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Do you ever wear your sunglasses at night? I would just like to personally thank the person who DR'd me for this question.

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Would you give your email address to your dentist for a reminder of your next checkup in 6 months? Yeah I would. But they better be callin me too. I don't check my email everyday.

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Did you ever find someone attractive, and then they spoke? Sure thats happened. Unfortunately it has probably happened in reverse to me too. Sometimes I would just like to have a camera follow my friends and I on a good night of heavy drinking.

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With a sample of my poetry writing (found in my answer). Would you suggest I continue writing or would you tell me not to quit my day job? I thought your peom was okay. But don't pay much attention to my input because I have no appreciation for poetry.

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Do you think racism should be banned? No I do not. While I am not a fan of racism, I am a huge fan of freedom of speech. Banning racism and making it a criminally chargeable crime would only set a prescedence for bad things to come.

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Men: Do you want children? Why, and how many? Yes I do. Ideally I want one boy. If my wife wants to try for a girl after that, I would just for her. 3 kids max. If things go in reverse and I never get a boy, but 3 girls....please pray for me.

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There are rumors that Bush may have had part in the whole twin towers fallin, Is it true or just another rumor.... I love my country and dont beleive anyone is capable of such things.... Its a bunch of shit. Just rumors.

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Are you a guy ,and can't figure what attraction is anymore because your attracted to 98% percent of the women yet with respect you stopped looking,unless your talking to them? When I was younger Id look them up,and down like an unashamed puppy dog. I don't know if I'm that guy, maybe I am. I like women. I like being single. I like the single/dating scene. Guess I like having fun and I'm not gonna settle down until I meet a woman who I just cant help but giving it all up for her. Isn't that how finding a mate is suppose to be. I think too many people just settle, hence the divorce rate.

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Why does my computer keep showing me ads about penis enlargement?! And no, I haven't been searching for it or anything. Who's penis doesn't need enlarging, no matter what the original size.

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If you were to describe your ethnicity in your own words how would you do so Very White (I do tan nicely in the summer though)

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What was your last McDonalds drive through order? 2 double cheeseburgers-ketchup only, 1 dollar fry, 1 Mc Chicken-add cheese, and a six peice chicken Mc Nugget. I love the dollar menu! I don't think I ate all that though. It was a bar close order!

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Why is soccer such a girlie sport? Sorry if I offended you. This question has been on here since I started AB. I don't really think it's girly. I don't think it requires as much physical ability and/or talent as the other major sports in the USA, but they are athletes nonetheless.

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Would you answer your door after midnight without asking who it was? Sure, I do it all the time. I'm a bachelor living with 2 others. we have people in and out all the time.

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I only answer my friends questions now. Do you think that is lazy? No, but you may miss out on a couple good questions.

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How should a 23 year old behave Live life to the fullest and have fun. Alot of fun. You don't have to be too responsible yet, but try to set yourself up for the future at the same time. Don't make any stupid mistakes that may mess up your credit or future.

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I went to the Dentist today. When he tipped the chair back I noticed I had dog poop on my shoe. I just acted like I didnt know.. What should I have done.? Said "Hey.....Got some poo on my shoe.....mind gettin that for me!"

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What is the one thing the opposite gender does that pisses you off immensely? I really have to say bad teeth. There are many more that are probably worse, teeth have nothing to do with personality, and I know they can be fixed. But bad teeth are just such a turnoff. I can't picture myself kissing that. YUCK!

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When sitting in front of computer, what is the ideal distance between the screen and your face? -my screen's a hi-def widescreen. 22 7/16". not a 1/16" more or less. I have a string tied from my head to the monitor to help maintain this distance.

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When you answer a Q or read a Q and someone on your frinds list has answered do you always give them(friend) points regardless? I tend to yes. But I award points to every answer I like. And to me, If a question is worth clicking on and reading answers, they get points too. +

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If cartoon Charcthers were real who would you like to meet? Peter Griffen. He is such a likeable guy.

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Would you like to try Sky Diving Naked? Sure, why not. HORRAY 4 NUDITY!!

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Do you tip gas attendants, when they fill your car with gas? ALWAYS. If I swing into the 1 gas station I know of that has attendants, Its because I'm in a hurry or I feel really lazy. I ALWAYS tip! usually 2 or 3 bucks.

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My great friend js..is too tired to play ninja has recently become our newest Maestro would you please come and congratulate her on a job well done? Congratulations. Great accomplishment. Hope I'll be there someday.

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When you kiss where do your hands go? Down her pants, if I'm lucky!

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What do you like to dip your cookies in? I like to dunk my chocolate chip cookies in coffe. And of course, oreos and milk are pretty much married.

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So...... whats it like going Commando? I love it. I only wear underwear working, while working out, or while playing sports. (Boxer Briefs) If I'm just out, I'm swinging free!

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Are you sick of Ghost Hunter TV shows? I've seen two that have "Investigated" "known" haunted places in my home town. Neither are haunted, both are owned by egotists who love publicity. Yeah, they're kinda stupid. You've seen 1 you've seen them all.

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Which AB-er would you like to share a Kiss with? I never kiss and tell.

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Whats the last 4 numbers of your cellphone number? Mines 3569 My real name is a four letter name. My last 4 digits spell out my name. The digits are 5953. Can you guess my real name?

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When will Americans have the good sense to outlaw fire arms? Hopefully Never. I myself, use my guns for hunting only. Outlawing firearms in America will only take them out of the hands of responsible, law abiding citizens. Those who would use the guns for harm would simply obtain them through illegal means. Do you really want the only personal firearms to be in the hands of criminals? I don't!

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If you find the fountain of youth - Would you give or sale by the glass? I would sell it. You could sell it for dirt cheap, and still make a killin. You would need some income to bottle it and distribute it. If not people would have to have to spend money to travel to it.

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Do you consider a question like " Are you smart" offensive? No. I consider myself an intelligent person.

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Tonight is the ____. Night I have to to laundry. OOOOOOO I HATE laundry.

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How do you kiss? Whenever I try, my partner and I's snouts get in the way , our teeth block the lips, and it ends with us just lickikng eachother with our tongues.. We don't kiss, We just headbutt each other to show our affection.

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If your toilet could talk...what would it say as you about to sit down? WOW! This guy really knows how to dominate!

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Fellow McCain supporters: What good will complaining about Obama do? Annoy the Obama supporters. I myself am jacked up about it. This was my third presidential election I got to vote in, and the first one my candidate didn't win. FINALLY I GET TO BITCH. I did really good bout not badtalking bush, cause I voted for him.

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What is the one thing you would just love for Christmas? A Hippopotamus

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Does the ‘unforeseen’ Frighten you or Excite you? It excites me. I jump up and down, hoot and holler, and slap my hands on the ground!

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What is the best soup recipe? Thats a tough one. All I know is that there is one lady that makes far and away the best Chicken Noodle with Dumpling soup I have ever had. I wish I had the recipe, because although there are so many GREAT Chicken Noodle soups, Hers puts them ALL to shame.

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Can elephants masturbate? You mean Republicans? Sure we can. Do it all the time!

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Who is doing a victory dance today? I think Obama is.

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Am on amoxicillin at the moment.i have a chest infection and toncilitus. my course is until monday but its my birthday friday and i have a night out planned. i dont no wat to do bout consuming alcohol as when i was on penicillin and drank it made me sick It wont make you sick, but all the money you spent on it will be worthless. I guess it makes the antibiotic not work. thats how the doctor explained it to me.

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In the 90's, what were you most likely to wear? The 90's were too long to answer easily. In third grade I think I wore sweatpants every day. In fifth, my jeans were tight rolled, which is pretty flippin cool. Middle School - Freshman I thought I was a little black. And Sophmore year thru graduation, I was kinda had the jock-preppy thing going on. Oh, the 90's rocked. Dont forget about the Zebra pants and all the flourescent...

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How many hours of work do you put in a week? Does sitting at my computer, dickin around on AB count as work?

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Tonight some one knocks at your door,you wake up ,open the door and see President Obama out there.What would you do? Ask him where my sausage crossianwich was. Every time the King shows up he has BK for me. Why should the President be any different.

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What kind of things do you countdown? (days until christmas, days until due date, etc.) Sometimes I do the CareBear countdown. 5,4,3,2,1!!!!

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Do guys enjoy to watch girls fighting? Yeah. I find it amusing. Girls are brutal. Hair pulling, scratching, clawing, biting. Its funny.

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So i was at my old high school doing volenteer work for a club now lead by my old pre-cal teacher. she is 26, asian, and VERY HOT, she gave me her number, how do i react? Act on it. Why not?!!!

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If you were abused as a child, do you feel this has affected your personality today? Reading all of your responses made me sad. I'm very fortunate that I was not. ++ to all of you.

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Does anyone not know what shoulder tapping means? I like to stand kinda behind people, but to one side. And then tap their opposite shoulder so they look that way. Good times Good times.

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I have missed my period for two months and now got it on my third month early, heavy and brown. Am I pregnant? Yep, You're knocked up.....Really Knocked Up. It's a Boy. Name it Nickolas.

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You need a shot. Where do you want it? Right Down my throat! I'll take Grey Goose Vodka.....Chilled. !!!!!!

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Start your Engines" Vrooooom VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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If an American says they live in the greatest country in the world isnt that like a white person saying being white is the better skin color? Sure why not. Still feel America is the greatest country. And I still like being white. Wouldn't change either if I could.

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Would you like to wish another very happy birthday to AB-Joel? __ Happy Birthday __

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Do you have a secret ABmirer? I don't know. Probally not. I tend to piss some people off.

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Obama won. Are you happy!? Nope. But I'm interested to see what he he can do. At least for once I can bitch about the president, 'cause I didn't vote for him.

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I made a sexist comment to my female friend and she has rejected me. What can I do to earn her respect and trust back? johnny b AH, she's a woman. She'll probably be over it in the morning.

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Are you gonna take a shot for every state Obama wins? CHEERS AMERICA! Yeah. I'm gonna need it to wash away my sorrows.

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Do you ever wish when you crack an egg that a chicken would come out instead so you wouldn't be alone? No, but sometimes I wish the chicken would come out so I could make chicken wings instead.

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Do you always wait to the last minute to do anything? Oh yeah! I'm a procrastanator from way back.

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How long was the line at your voting station today (11/4/08)? No wait at all. I went at 2:30 while everyone else was working. Plus I'm registered so I got my ballot right away. YESSSS!!!

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Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? A Thrift Store. I'm a big thrift store shopper for my tee-shirts! Thats where you find the hidden treasures.

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A 13-year-old girl who had been raped was recently stoned to death in Somalia. (news.bbc.co.uk) She first pleaded for her life: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me!" A few minutes later, more than 50 men threw stones. Your comments? I'm glad I live in the 'Ol U.S. of A!

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This is just for fun. My gfs are always asking me how can you tell he loves you? So men... what are ways to tell if you really like us and dont just wanna screw us over? I myself will tell you straight up. I have no problem telling a girl that I don't see myself spending the rest of my life with them. Usually that doesn't even end the relationship, people can still have fun.

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If you had to loose all of your five senses (hear, taste, touch, smell, see) which one would you keep? I would hate losing my sense of sight the most. But I could cope with losing any of them.

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Should a woman in Houston be expelled from the polling site for wearing a t shirt from her Alaskan vacation? No way. What if a person in Alaska whore an Alaska shirt, would they be thrown out. The rules on this do not vary state to state.

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I'm going to bed, do any of you lemming winks (Obambots) have anything more to say I'm no obamabot. but goodnight.

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Did you ever have an idea that you then forgot? I can't remember....did you ever have an answer that you forgot?

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Would you rather fish for bass or catfish? Depends. I love Bassin. It's so much fun to go out in a boat and cast. But sometimes its just better to chill on the bank and drink beer waiting for the catfish to bite.

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Would you rather use artificial or live bait? For fish, artificial. For women, the real thing

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Omg i'm hungry now and there's no ice cream ~ why ~ why is there no ice cream !? It all melted. If I catch that S.O.B. that left it out......

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What is the best luxurious car? Aston Martin. I know thats what I want. One just like James Bond had in Casono Royale.....Beautiful

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Are Repbulicans and Democrats suppose to look a certain way Republicans are suppose to be attractive. Democrats....not so much.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'Perfect'? Awwww.... You're talkin to me?

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Bag or sack? Grocery bag. Sack lunch.

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Does hearing 'i love you' important for a relationship? If its important, its important to me so I know when to run away!

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Does hearing 'i love you' important for a relationship? Oh NO. I dread that day. Seem like every time She says it before I'm ready to. I just say "I think you're a really awesome person too" Isn't that nice of me!!

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Don't the Obama supporters remind you of lemming winks from South Park Now that you bring it up, Yes they do. I just couldn't put my finger on that before you helped. Thanks Republican!

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What's the nicest thing a woman can say to a man? DO ME!

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What is the most difficult language in the world? Jibberish. Try understanding that if you're not in the same mental state as the person sputtering it out.

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Is it possible for a dark brown eyed mother and dark brown eyed father to have a blue eyed son? Nope! You're adopted. Or they found you in an alley

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If the AB staff asked you to appear in a nude AB calendar would you say yes? Heck yes. I love nudity. Can I get a shout out for nudity? HORRAY NUDITY.

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Suckling breasts for milk(erotic lactation,adult breastfeeding,ANR )in Lovemaking,Do this fantasy makes you 'Turn On'?Have You Tried it? It scares the be-jesus out of me.

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Do we get to chose our toppings on our potatoes I hope so. I'll take butter, sour cream, pepper, bacon, and cheese. MMMMMMMMMM

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Do you want to fool around? I do. I'm a pretty free spirit.

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How do i get in touch with gtravels within AB?.. on Y!A you could just send the member an email..here i dont see that option.. would like to drop her a line now and then. I don't really know. But welcome to AB. Hope you enjoy our company.

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Taking an AB poll...Are you gay, straight, bi, transgendered (and if so, which sex are you attracted to) or asexual? Straight as they come. I LOVE the ladies.

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If I have a problem with a girl, and I don’t have faith in my negotiation abilities to solve it myself, why do you say it isn’t a good idea to send a mutual friend to solve our relational conflict for me? Probably not. But maybe in some cases. What's your problem bro?

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If someone offered you free easy points...would you accept it? or decline? for me, i rather not get easy points, but work for it the hard way, by interacting and answering questions. iam humble i guess . Only if they were for all the the points I've lost from stupid down raters DR'ing for dumb reasons.

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What do you think of people who cheat? If you aint cheatin, you aint tryin. OH, in relationships. Shouldn't cheat.

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Would you buy your 14 year old son porn? No, but If I caught him with it I would just look the other way.

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Who do you think should win the "Person of the Year" award for 2008? Well I would certainly like to think that I'm in the running. Vote for Nickolas the Monkey!!

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Would you describe what your laugh sounds like? Like every other monkey. High pitched. I also jump up and down and slap my hands on the ground.

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Why do girls seem to enjoy cuddling a LOT more than guys? Girls just need more physical attention. But thats okay. I have no problem with that.

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Who needs an extra two points? i'll hook you up:p What link?

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Do you like the movie Forrest Gump? What is your opinion on the movie? Great Movie. Tom Hanks is avery talented actor. Anybody who can make a hour and a half movie with nothing but himself and a volleyball has to be a good actor.

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Do you think Los Angeles times should realse that video of Obama partying with terroist who he tosted after they say that Jews should die? If they have it...YES. I don't trust him. But I doub't thats true.

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If you had the chance to live forever, would you? Heck yes. If I could stay 26 forever I would. If I could just keep being born over again I would. I love life and Don't want it to end.

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You walk outside and realize a red laser dot right between your eyes. You________? How would you see it?

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What is your zodiac sign and who are you voting for? I'm a pisces. And I'm the year of the dog. thats all I know bout my signs. I'm just pulling the republican handle and voting red elephant across the board.

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What was your last overwhelming desire? My roomate's GF made brownies tonight, and I walked out into the kitchen, and she was standing there with a warm plate of brownies and a gallon of milk right next to em. try resisting that. Yeah, I dominated bout 5 brownies.

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He/She didn't text back. Now what? Find a new He/She. Actually, find a He or a She....Unless you're into He/She's. Then more power to ya.

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What do you call someone you are casually seeing? My Lady-friend. A girlfriend is a term I use very cautiously. I'm not much of a commitment guy

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CAN I GET A WoOT WoOT? WoOT WoOT!

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What is the biggest deal breaker for a guy when dating a girl? When she starts trying to control my life. Thats a one way ticket out the door.

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I ate some possibly undercooked chicken strips from jack in the box today... the thickest one was sort of pink and rubbery, two hours later I had a bad stomach ache and felt sick so I drank a bunch of beer, I feel better, was that the right thing to do? Oh yeah. You handled that situation correctly my friend. The trick is drinking enough beer to be sure you can counter all the bad chicken. You did drink enough beer right?

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Do women like bikini briefs on guys? I prefer going commando.

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If I offered you a week in the Caribbean island of your choice, which one would you pick? I've only been to Jamaica. I'd probably go back. I could easilt be influenced to try a new one though. I just don't know much about the others.

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Why am I SO damn short? Don't be worried about your height. If it affects your confidence, its going to be a major problem. I'm only 5'7" - 5'8" ish and I love it. People always crack short jokes, doesn't bother me, I think they're funny. I crack jokes about my friends faults too. I do fine at sports, fine with the ladies, and If I cant reach something I jump or climb. No...

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Guys: what is the sexiest kind of underwear on a woman? and women: what kind do you think men like the most? i'm interested to see if there is a difference :) boy shorts. I really dig a chick in those boy short panties.

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For Thanksgiving...what is the ultimate neccesary food aside from turkey and pie? Those Ham-Pickle rolls. Ya know, the ham and cream cheese wrapped around a pickle. I can eat a whole plate.

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If the end of the world was coming and there could be only one choice of ethnic food available to you for the rest of your life..which would you choose...Italian, Chinese, French, American, Steakhouse...? I would definately rock the American Cusine. Steaks, Cheeseburgers, Pork Chops, Mashed taters, Hot ham and Cheese, All the goods.

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Do you really think there is no such thing as a stupid question? You are. Tell her to spend an hour on this website and she'll be singing a different tune.

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Just found out that my girl of almost 4 years lied to me the entire time. Just found out she cheated on me more than a few times. She was my first gf. I hate what she did to me but I think I still love her. Am I crazy? No, you are just emotional. Be a man and suck it up. Get out there and chase some new tail. Sorry to hear bout that though bro. Don't go cheatin on women now just cause it happened to you. You'll end up getting a bad rep.

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Are you a leader or a follower? I'm the one you can always rely on. You need a drinkin buddy, call me. You need a wing man, call me. You need a substitute player for softbal or flag football, call me. Im a social butterfly.

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How far would you walk to get more beer? To the next bar

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What are some random facts about Canada? Canadians have beady eyes and floppity heads. -South Park

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Who was the best bullshitter of all time that people actually thought was a legit scientist? L. Ron Hubbard

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Does anyone wanna help me get to level 3? I only need 8 more points!!! I am way too addicted to Answerbag :) Sure why not. Just don't make a habit of asking for points. people don't like that. +3

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How can i get into my boyfriend's email account from my home computer And this further supports my theory that women are crazy.

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No time like the___________? present?

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Are you a player or a poser? No, I'm neither. Just a young guy living life to it's fullest.

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How polite are you? I try. I really do. But sometimes I just forget my manners at home. Then I can feel like a real jerk.

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What is the most fuel efficient truck? The ones they drove on The Flinstones. DUH!

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Have you ever been harassed by a newbie? Aside from slappin' 'em down how do you handle it? I like to cyber-punch them right in their cyber-mouth.

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I am two weeks late for my period. took a pregnancy test this morning and it was negative. ive been feeling sick to my stomach like i have the flu sorta. Could I be pregnant even though it was a negative? Yep. You're knocked up....Really knocked up. It's a boy. Name it Nickolas

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Im 15 i was wondering am i ugly or pretty from my avater (which is me)lol you can say anything my feelings wont get hurt How bout me? Am I ugly? (my avatar is me)

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The time changed today, good or not good? It was good last night. It gave me an extra hour at the bar!!

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Other than bananas what foods are good to help curb diarrhea? Bananas help curve the RE? I did not know that. That explains alot. As a monkey I eat many.!

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What is ONE thing you are really bad at? Coming up with something that I'm really bad at.

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What do you think about almost everyday? SEX. Beautiful women. SEX. But I guess thats just part of being a 26 yr. old Boy

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Is it weird when you have sex with a guy and he takes off his own clothes, she takes off hers and he doesnt touch her with his hands at all? He says i mean a lot to him, but it doesnt seem that way to me. (male opinions would be great) Yeah, a little different. Usually the girl and I kinda undress each other. But it's not like I never just taken mine off myself. Depends on the situation. Tell him what you like. Guys like to know what pleases the woman.

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Which is the best film that Matt Damon appears in? Team America: World police

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When I turned 18 I could gamble legally. At 21 I could drink. When I turned 23 I felt that I became an adult though. At what age did you realize that you had become an adult? WHAT? Who said I was grown up. Don't ever bring that up again. I'm only 26

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What movie have you seen that made you feel like you wasted your time? The Hurricane. Grest song, stupid movie.

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What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Nothing, I live being put in a barrel with all my monkey friends.

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What would you do if you were facing a (not so happy) pittbull? Id terminate it's life on this planet. Stomp it dead.

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I'm not getting a lot of answers on my questions. What are the best times to ask a question? I don't know. Seems during the work day. I don't ask many questions anymore. I'm more of an answerer now.

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Do you think animal abuse is a serious crime? Why or why not? I don't think its should be phelony seroius. But it's a terrible crime. I think its very wrong, and those people should be punished somehow.

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How does a clock work? Once a second, the tiny hand (the second hand), on the clock moves one click. It takes sixty clicks for it to ge all the way around. Every time the tiny hand goes around, the long hand (the minute hand), moves over one click. This hand also has takes sixty clicks to move all the way around the clock. As this hand is moving around the clock, the thick hand (the hour hand) slowly moves...

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Do you ever actually use that extra button that comes with a shirt you buy? Just the other night I sewed a lost button on a dress shirt before I went out. Thats right, a Bachelor that can sew. I can cook too.

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If AB started a baseball team, what position would you play? Catcher. That's what I play in Mens Modified Softball. Unless somebody else wants to catch. Than I'll just sit on the bench, suck suds, and provide moral support.

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Can I get a rub-a-dub-dub? Sure. Lucky for you I specialize in rub-a-dub-dubs.

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What have you loaned to someone and never got back? Except money! Sweatshirts. I, and probably every other guy, have lost hundreds of sweatshirts to girls. They get cold, so you give them a hoodie. Wow, wouldn't it be nice to get just 10% of them back.

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If you could win any contest what kind would you want to win? A poop throwing contest. I'd be the coolest monkey in the jungle.

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Do you remember the name of your first grade teacher? Mrs Olson. I wonder if she's still alive? God bless her heart.

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What is a good name for a cat? Name it a persons name. Judy, Karen, Derek, Susan, Brian, something like that.

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How do you keep your boyfriend in check? See... This is why I don't date women on a serious basis. I don't want to be kept in check.

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Have you ever switched price tags on an item in a store? HEE HEE. Thats funny. When I was young, probably about 11-ish, I did. I switched sticker on a 80 dollar hockey stick to a 15 dollar one, and it worked like a charm. I just think its funny because I totally forgot about that. I never would have thought about that or remembered it if I hadn't read that question.

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Do you take your time while eating? Not at all. Chewing is overrated!

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How do you know when you are well done? You don't want me well-done. Well-done monkey is like chewing on an old leather boot.

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Who the hell do you think I am - King Kong's mother-in-law? I'm Donkey Kong Jr.

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Why do men give women the silent treatment when the going gets tough? and what does it mean when they ignore all your messages, emails etc.? are they sulking? having a good think? or ignoring you because they dont like you anymore? Sometimes with women, you can't do anything right. So It's just easier to shut up and quit responding. Even If you get yelled at for it, just remain silent and take it.

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Why do I love the sight of women so friggin much? Because god really put them together well...physically.

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Are you a cult follower of the Saw movies? Not really. I thought the first one was great at the time. And I enjoyed the next couple. But now it's just more of the same. I could care less If I see the new one or not.

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If I waved to you on the street would you wave back or would you think I was creepy? I would definately wave back. Probably because I grew up in Iowa, one of those states where everybody just waves at everybody.

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I am on the pill, and have been for over 6 months. my boyfriend and i had unprtected sex and now the next 3 days i have been sick and my stomach feels achy and hurts. does this mean anything, help[!? Yep. You're knocked up... really knocked up. Gonna have boy. You should name him Nickolas.

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Why is nudity frowned upon? I dont frown upon it. I love nudity. HORRAY FOR NUDITY!!!!

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Are humans the only primates with buttocks (as in cheeks)? No, I'm a monkey and I have butt cheeks. Sometimes I reach my hand between them, see what I can find and throw it!!

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I live by a catholic school, the girls are allowed to wear pants, shorts, skirts, dresses, while the boys are only allowed to wear pants and shorts, how many of you gals think this is unfair to the guys? Unfair, no. What do they want to wear?, dresses and skirts. Thats innapropriate.

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You get home, set down your keys. Then when you have to leave again, you forget where you put them. You frantically search, and search. Where do you find them? Still in the ignition of my truck. I'm so stupid sometimes

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Is Purjury a small crime or major crime? UHH, major. Its a Federal crime. A Phelony

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What is your blood alcohol content right now? Try this test. Not high enough.

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What (or who) is your umbrella when the world tries to rain on you? I like to go inside and sit down on a barstool. Unless its a warm rain, then I run outside nude. HORRAY 4 NUDITY

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Do you believe we as humans have the ability to connect with other people subconsiously on a psychic level? Possibly, but noboby can do it yet. Anything now is just pure coincidence, or 2 people knowing each other so well.

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Our beloved friend Sixty B has offered so much through the intelligent and kind submissions she consistently contributes here. Will you please join me in honoring her achievement and congratulating her, as she takes on the well deserved title of Swami? Congratulations Sixty. I enjoy reading your answers.

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All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is _____________? Find that cat that shit in my mouth.

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What do you do while you are sitting on the john, waiting for it to come out? I like to read PLAYBOY while I DOMINATE. Its a great magazine. It seems like the calibur of women is slipping, but the articles still rock.

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. Nickolas.....the monkey

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On a scale from 0-10 how much does Obama disgust you? maybe a 2. He doesn't really disgust me, but I'm not voting for him. It's not like I'm gonna be super pissed if hes elected.

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Is there any heterosexual here comfortable enough with their heterosexuality to believe that homosexuality is NOT a choice? Im a hetro. i don't think admitting that has anything to do with being comfortable with your sexuality. My answer is, I simply don't care if its a choice or genetic. Doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me.

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Does any type of music annoy you? Country.

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Is my mother who is fifty four older than you? Actually I think mine is 54 as well. But I like to say fity-fo. Because it sounds cooler.

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Why doesn't Ab have a friend's message area on your profile/activity page? I like it without one. I would feel obligated to chat then.

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Care to share a Fast Food fact? Taco Bell tastes the best after bar close. AND THATS A FACT.

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What's your American dream? To travel the world.

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How does michelle obama justify saying america is a mean country and she was never proud of it until this year? She's an idiot.

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If a woman is not interested in you, by not calling you. Will that person act different and how would she act around if she see me? Is she going to act wierd, nervous, scare, avoiding me, or enoring me. What is her emotion or action around me? Are you high? thats one of the most screwed up questions I've read on here.

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If a 16 year old got pregnant by a 19 year old but the parents didnt care could the 19 year old still get in trouble? He better hope the parents never care. If should care and If they ever want to do something he's in for it.

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Do you think that hillary clinton should seek Dem. nomination in 2012 regardless of whether obama wins or not? I hope not. She would be worse for this country than obama. -my 2 cents

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What do you use for air-freshner in your home? I like to keep it in the bathroom for when I get done DOMINATING.

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My best friends boyfriend who is my ex comes over to my house and wants to have sex and he tries to get all sexual with me i tell him no and he is dating her but it doesnt stop him what ahould i do should i tell her that he is doing that or just leave it? If she is your best friend is this really a question to debate. What kind of best friend would you be if you didn't.

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Why is kissing/making out considered a sexual activity? Because It is an intimate exchange of bodily fluids.

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I AM A CONDO OWNER. THE HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION BOARD SENT A LETTER STATING "EACH OWNER WILL BE ASSESSED 500.00 TO 1,000 DOLLARS,BECAUSE OF A COURT DECISION FOR A SEWAGE BACK UP PROBLEM" I am a renter. Every month I have to pay $300 to my lanlord. Thats my share of $900 rent.

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What is one of your favorite (modern day) cartoon shows?..I love Dexter's Laboratory... South Park and Family Guy. They are both so terrible but in such a good way.

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Are you afraid of airplanes? Airplanes never scared me. But marsupials do. Cause they're FAST!

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If you opened your closet door one morning and there was a portal, would you step through it? Heck yes I would. But I agree with binary, I would definately dress up in all my "steppin through closet door portal" gear.

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If you opened your closet door one morning and there was a portal, would you step through it? Heck yes I would. But I agree with binary, I would definately dress up in all my "steppin through closet door portal" gear.

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Why do people put sex on a pedestal? Sex is just sex I agree to some extent. To me, It seems like the people that put it up the most are the ones in the most commited relationships. Some people just can't understand that people can have sex just for pure fun. No commitment, no strings attached, just sex. When both the girl and I understand thats all it is, it can be a blast. And I remain good friends with many of them.

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Why do monkeys throw poop? Cause It's funny.

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When you breakup with someone do you just do it and never talk to them again? Even if they try and talk to you? Is it wrong to ignore them? Depends on the situation. Usually I don't speak to them again or at least not for a while. Sometimes we break up as friends and its all good.

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I am 14, and he is turning 18. What can I say to convince him that it won't be illegal if we start going out together? It's actually not illegal to date. But any sexual conduct could result in a miserable life for him. Tell him to get on here and I'll set him straight.

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Is libra and pisces compatible with each other I'm a Fish. I don't think It really matters much. I'm compatible with many type of women.

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Should I sleep with my boss to get a promotion? I am 25/f and attractive and have HUGE college debts this would really help me get ahead. I have a buddies mom who slept her way to the top of a rather large corporation. It can work. She makes great money now!! Go for it. If I was female I know I would.

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Guess what the sweet and caring "King of Sexytown" has got his Sage badge will you join me in congratulating him on this great acheivement ? :) Well Done ! Congratulations K.O.S. I enjoy reading his/your answers.

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My girlfriend wants to have a kid, I don't. I found that all my condoms have been poked with a pin/needle. How should I confront her? With furious anger. Yell at her, tell her how unaccepteble that is, and send her packing.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for San Diego, CA? A Whales Vagina.

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Are you good at giving presents? No. Women seem to be much better at it than men.

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Ok, i need some help. Apparently i have aquired a stalker. he follows me home and makes me realy uncomfortable. so the question is, how to lose a stalker? Quit showering and cleaning yourself. that aughtta do it.

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When Americans comment about the muslims their comments are by-and-large negative. Yet the majority have never spoken, befriended, or socialized with muslims or been to a muslim country. How can they, therefore, make a rational judgement about them? I cant make a rational judgement bout them. But they attacked our country, and have killed people I know. Doesn't sit too well with me.

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What is there an abundance of where you live? Drinking Buddies. I live in Wisconsin

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Why do men find Lesbians sexy but girls think gay guys are gross? To hot women can kiss I may find it sexy. Women can experiment. If a guy does it he's gay. Guys cant experiment. There is a double standard. -my opinion

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How many out here on A.B. believe in prayer? I do. Should pray more though

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Should I ask out a girl who I know likes this other guy? Do it. Forget that other guy. Hit that before he does.

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Men: What kind of deodorant has never let you down? Degree. I swear by it, and I have friends that do too. I use the aresol though. I do think that different things work for different people though. Body Chemistry.

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I found a bunny with a broken leg and i don't know what i should do with it i diff don't won't to put it to sleep but i alson don't want it to suffer, help Don't put it to sleep. Shoot the damn thing. It's hurting and there is no shortage of rabbits. I know i wouldn't want to sleep if I broke my leg.

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What is the recurring theme in your life? Go out, to a bar, and have a drink with friends. Start having fun Start drinking more Start doing shots Try to find a lucky lady. Go home wasted Maybe have sex Wake up hungover Decide the only way to rid myself of this godforsaken thing is to.......repeat

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Have you been nude at a nude beach? No. But I've been nude at regular ones! HORRAY NUDITY!!

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Do you believe that peoples' relationships with God take place in their imaginations or do you believe that they are actually real? It's in their imagination. But that doesn't mean it's not real. I know that I've never actually heard god or physically touched him. But I do have a relationship with him.

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Mussels or cockles? Both my mussles and my cockle are average in size. But I prefer my cockle.

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Do you like to pose nude for artists and/ or photograpers? Never have. But I love being nude. HORRAY 4 NUDITY!!

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Will you be my fantasy girl? No I'm a male monkey.

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Girl friend talks to ex bf behind my back when im at work or i go to bed. she text messages him for an hour at a time every day. she told me she would stop a month ago but I just found out she never did. she just said she would stop again,should i belive Just take care of the problem. Dump her ass. Some guys put up with so much shit, I don't get it.

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Why do guyss get bored of girls? I just like new things. I'm young, 26, and want to experience many different things in my life. I believe that when I find the right girl I just simply won't get bored of her.

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If a witch were going to put a curse on you by turning you into an inanimate object, but let you choose what object it would be, what would you choose and why? A womans vibrator. And just hope to god some guy didn't stick it in his ass.

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Would you pull your kids out of this transgendered teacher's class? See link... I would have had my kids in the P.E. class anyway. But I would leave the decision up to my kids. If they didn't feel comfortable around her/him, I would not force them in the class.

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1-10 How sweet is revenge? Oh, revenge can be a 10. In some instances revenge is called for and can be a 10. Especially when its done all in good fun. Ya know, friends pulling pranks on each other.

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What issue is most important to you in determining who you vote for for president? Are they Democratic or Republican. Thatsmost important to me. Not saying I would NEVER vote Democratic, but they would have to be something really special.

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Have you ever wondered why couple today engage in intimentacy before they get to know each other,date and marry? I don't wonder at all, Humans are sexual beings. I myself don't see anything wrong with casual sex. Sometimes both people know that they are just engaging in sex for pure enjoyment, no commitment, and I think thats okay. Just because some people are happy being married doesn't mean others cant be happy just livin life on the fly.

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What's the cutest kind of dog? English Bulldog. It is both the cutest and ugliest at the same time.

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Why is it rude to ask questions? i.e a womans age. ( if as we all say the only way to expand our minds and knowledge is to ask) I never feel impolite asking if they ask me first.

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Lets do a little mudslinging of our own and make up some rumors about the Presidential candidates. What do you got? Obama never graduated high school.

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Could you ever catch up to a neutrino that passed you? A Marsupial could............Cause they're Fast!

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Who was the last person that frightened you? Frankenstein doesn't scare me. But marsupials do. Cause they're fast!

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For guys: What's the first body part you look at in a pretty girl? I'm an ass man

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Iam a man of 23 years of age. I want to become God. What should I do? That is a position that I am not willing to give up easily. I'm 26 therefore I would have to think I have the advantage, not to mention my position. You better bring your A game buddy.

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What do you try to always remember? My Moms Birthday. I'm 26 but dad would still rip me a new one, and rightfully so.

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My least favorite celebration-Halloween-is fast approaching. What holiday/celebration do you dislike? Christmas. I feel terrible saying that because I'm Christian, but its just such a pain in the ass. My parents live 8 hours away, and nothings ever easy. Too much planning and schedule shifting.

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What was the most influential book of the 21st century? Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. -Tucker Max

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Who are you afraid of? Monkey Hunters

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How long has it been since you cleaned out your toaster? I toast bread in the pizza oven

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As of today October 18, 2008 where do you stand on McCain vs Obama. Please list your candidate and state of residence. Wisconsin. I always vote republican. Not a huge McCain fan but I like him. Really don't like/trust Obama.

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If you were to spend a week in Ireland, what would you see and do? I would see the inside of as many pubs as possible, and get just smashed everyday there. But then again I live in Wisconsin and love to drink.

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Does rap music shape attitude? Sure a little, but music does not make poeple do things. I hate that view.

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Do you like Sarah Palin? I like her alot, She seems like a great person with good values. I do not, however, think she is qualified to run the most powerful country in the world should something happen to Johnny. But then again I don't think Obama is either.

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Do looks matter to you when it comes to dating? Yes they do. I am an attractive male and do not date unattractive females. Looks are, however, only the first thing I look for not the most important.

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Are all people good? Not at all. But I believe that people are made or chooseto be evil, not born evil.

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Do you feel health Care is a right or a privilege? I don't think it is a right. I think it is the responsibility of the person or the parent. There are many hospitals that will not turn down the uninsured. So actually everybody has healthcare, its just a matter of how much more the uninsured pay. And I do disagree with government healthcare, even though I am self employed and currently cannot afford it.

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You are walking down the street and you see a $100 bill on the sidewalk. You reach down and pick it up. At that moment, a person walks up to you and says, "Excuse me but that's mine. I just dropped it". What would you do? I would hold on to the bill and prepare to defend my property

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I'm more comfy wearing briefs (tighty-whities), as opposed to wearing boxers. Is that normal? Im a boxer-brief guy when i'm working. But if I'm just going out, gotta go comando.

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Why haven't you said hello? I hope there's a good reason... I'm a mute. I have to type hello silly.

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When McCain said "I've got a pen", did he know it was a SHARPIE? Probably not, but GOD bless him anyway

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Have you ever slept with a co-worker? Oh yeah, more than once. I'ts a blasty blast

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How come they say our children are the future, but the only people we ever have for president are old? There are restrictions for who can be president. I forget the age minimum, but i think its 35

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Do you wear your baseball style hat/cap with the bill over your the back of your neck or with the bill over your forehead? Both. But the ladies tell me backwards hats are a turn on

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When was the last time you had to be escorted from a building? Do bars count?

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I am planning on starting to smoke marijuana, and what should i know before I start? You may not get high your first time. some people say they didn't. But MAN, i sure did. Have fun, its really no big deal. just dont get in trouble with it. thats the only big deal. do it in the privacy of a safe place or out camping or something. don't just drive around and get high.

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Why is it that when it rains people get tired and sleep a lot? I like going outside and running aroung naked. GO NUDITY !!!

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Have you ever poked a hole in your belt because you lost weight? What did you use? Yeah, I have. I took a broken antenna from a radio, ya know, the retractable ones, and I broke it off on the part that matched the hole size i needed. and i tapped it through the belt on a piece of wood. since the antenna was hollow, it poked out the perfect hole.

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Miley Cirus is a _______? Daughter of a duche-bag

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Is your financial package bulging like mine is? no, but i have another package that bulges pretty nicely

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Your heart races, your breath gets short, and your palms begin to sweat, why? My daddy just bought me a brand new bicycle....... and I'm standing next to that naughty nurse.

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How do you get a q-tip tip-the white part out of your ear? Shop-vac??

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What would you choose first between health, money or love ? Why? Health, then money, then love. That's assuming you are talking about a significant other, not family and friends. lots of ladies out there and not ready to settle down in "love"

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At work today, a white kid, about five came up to me while his mom was shopping around. looked at me and said "hey are you dirty? my mom said you are dirty." his mom quickly got real red picked him up and ran off. do you train your kids to be racist? You said you were working, were you dirty? Are you implying that only white people get dirty?

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What's your favorite smell, or, What is an exotic thing you like the scent of that most others can't stand? My own.

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Do attractive pictures of AB'ers garner more positive feedback? What are YOUR thoughts on this? I only get points because people love monkies!

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Is there a way to make my hair grow faster? You buy hair gerowing cream.... not to be mistaken with growing cream. that stuff doesn't work.

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Math genius's help me please. What is 8% of 65, 764, 794? I am typing up something and need the figuring. Its NOT homework help, I graduated two years ago! 5.2, 61.12, 63.52, just take the numbers and multiply them by .08

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Riddle! a man walks into a room and looks at a picture on the wall and says brothers and sisters i have none but that mans father is my fathers son. who is the man in the picture? his son

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What year were you born in on the Chinese Calendar? Im a dog. And I'm pretty proud of that.

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Oh dear...McCain forgot to wear his FLAG PIN to the debate! Does this mean he's no longer patriotic? Wait a second, its you. Im not gonna downrate you, but that is a stupid question.

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Oh dear...McCain forgot to wear his FLAG PIN to the debate! Does this mean he's no longer patriotic? That made for a good laugh. thanks

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Are you going to watch the debate tonight? No, Im DVRing it. We are watching the Brewers! Go CREW.

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I FOUND A PEACH SMALL OVAL PILL WITH NVR ON ONE SIDE AND D 0 ON THE OTHER, AND IDEAS? Those make you feel great. Eat it

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I will be 23 years old and never had a g/f. Im so overwhelmed girls dont give me the time of day. I pray its not gonna be like this all my life. I cant even take a girl out to a movie or dinner.i lost my confidence can anyone help me please? anyone? Why not. I say go for it. Seriously, If you really, can't get a girl, I mean you suck so bad you are giving up, go for it. I just wish you were my friend. I would get you laid

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Fantasy dinner party: Who would you invite (past & present)? I'd go with Dean Martin, and we'd be bringing home all the ladies. Cleaning up if you know what I mean.

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What's your favourite word to use when you want to sound intelligent? I like to throw out multiple F-Bombs. That usually impresses people

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Do you like wearing clothes? I hate it. I HATE IT!!!! Can I get a shout out for nudity please???

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Is it gay to like disney? Oh yeah, the homosexuals always say they are born that way, but several studies prove that its all because of disney.

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If some men are chasing you, what do you do Stand and fight like a man

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What is your greatest weapon? My smile

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Do men like women with a southern accent? I know I do. I't makes them sound less intelligent, but damn is it sexy.

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How Many Seconds are in 2 days? 172,800

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A stormy winters night in a warm bed? ... or a hot summers night under the sheet? How bout running naked in the rain

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I am in love with this guy,not sure if he likes me,he gives me eye contact,smiles a lot,when we go out he always pays,finds little excuses to touch me,calls me baby etc,another opinion,does he like me too? I think he hates you. duh!

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Love is like _________? A monkey

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Hey answer bag people I need 6 points to reach my next level. Can anyone help? Thank you Sure, why not.

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You're in a red room with three white doors. Do you take the one on the left, the one on the right, or the one in the middle? I'm in a red room. There is a white door in front of me, one to the right, and one behind me. I really wanted to take the one to the left too. Damn

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A fair is coming to my City next month for a week,whats your favorite ride at the fair? The Zipper

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Do you like being the only one in the pool? I like to pee in the pool

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If a man has an affair and divorces his wife would he be entitled to anything from the divorce settlement or would his wife automatically be granted everything because of his behaviour (UK law)? Cant help you with the answer, but I don't think the reason for the divorce should change anything. He should still get his part.

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Have you ever had of a "clingy" boyfriend? I'm a guy, and I would never be clingy. Why do guys have to be like that. Can't they just be man up and not be such a pussy. girls don't like that anyway.

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What do you believe to be the most challenging profession and why? I think working with mentally retarded people would be very challenging. Also pediatrics would be frustrating. I can't imagine trying to help a child who is sick and not being able to help them understand why they feel so terrible.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when mention the colour red? When you mention it, I think of someone on ab looking for points. But here you go, here's some anyway.

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Other than your face, what part of your body is the most expressive? My middle finger.

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Do you take a nap in the afternoon? Heck yes I do. Afternoon naps are the best.

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What is it NOT ok to joke about? in your opinion Nothing. Everything is fair game.

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Guys..please help me. All the married men I work with, tell me "if I were single, id make you mine." The single guys dont glance my direction. The married guys say its because im too good looking and im intimidating. is there any truth to this idea? Im not trying to be mean because I have no idea what you a are like or what you look like. But If NO single guys even give you a glance, there is obviously some problem. Looks, bad personality, poor hygine, bad rumor bout you, true rumor bout you, something. Possibly you should ask these married guys, who you assume are being honest with you, to tell you what the problem is. If this is...

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Girl tells me she wants to "keep it casual" while laying on top of me in the car and we've been making out. This was our second date, so she means casual sex right? Just casually whip it out and see what happens. That's certainly not formal.

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Have you ever slept with someone that you didn`t know the name of? Of course. But most of those girls I don't expect to remember mine either. Just fun, casual, find em at a bar, drunk sex.

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I'm young (20) and I was interested in joining a website to help me lose a couple lbs but more just to start leading a healthier lifestyle so I won't be gaining lbs in the future. Any good reccomendations? no sorry i dont. i was going to send you to one i got sent to but that would be mean

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For straight people: If someone nice, rich and gorgeous from the same sex asks to have a romantic relationship with you, would you? Absolutely not. I'm not gay and thats just the way it is. There is nothing a gay man could do to change that. I have a feeling for girls it may be a little different, but with dudes, I just dont think there is any gray area.

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Do you take things for granted? Probably my health. I never get sick and I just don't ever picture myself getting ill or dying. Yep, im invincible.

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What do you usually do after you eat dinner? Rinse off my plate. I hate people that let the food get dried on

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I bet I can guess what type of person you are based on what your favorite movie is. Wanna try? *Update Jan 2009--sorry, I can't reply to everyone anymore* The Big Lebowski.

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What do you think of Zuma for a boy's name? Come on. I know I sure as hell wouldn't want to be named Zuma.

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If the moon has no gravity! Why is it that the loose top soil does not float up? The moon does have gravity. just much less.

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What do YOU do if someone tells you they love you, and you cant return the feeling? I like to say "I think you're a really awesome person too" and then smile.

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Who is the best songwriter of all time? Everyone knows Neil Diamond is the best singer/songwriter of all times. You've never seen Saving Silverman

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The New Zealand women’s Olympic basketball team has three Latter-day Saints on it. Two have chosen to honor the Sabbath by not playing on Sunday’s game; the third has chosen to play. What would you do? I can tell you what they would do. They would come to my house, and knock on my door while i hide inside and watch the game.

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Why are so many people asking duplicate questions? Why are so many people asking duplicate questions?

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Do you think that the ability to cook, clean, and perform other domestic tasks is a factor for a man when choosing a wife? I look more into tits, legs, and ass

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Why do I get jealous and insecure with my girlfriend? Because you're not as good looking as me!!

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Without looking, grab something to the right of you. What did you grab? My balls. hehe

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What do i need to set up a business For my construction bussiness, I set up an LLC. It was the best option for me. (Apx. 150 bucks) I went to an accountant and he set that up for me. You need a name, for me this proved to be more difficult than expected. The accountant can do a name search for you for free. And you will need insurance. Having a good accountant and Insurance guy is important. Once this is done I highly...

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Pirates or ninjas? A Ninja would win the fight. But I'd rather rape and pillage.

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Do you get annoyed when someone tickles your feet? I like getting tickled

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What do you think of the song "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry? I kinda like it. But now its overplayed

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Ok so i am 14 and i smoke cigarettes. Im not rude about it i smoke around smokers or by myself.i dont go into public places and smoke. but yet people look at me all the time like there gonna call the cops. do you think they have any buisness in what i do? I really wouldn't worry bout them calling the cops. just shocked.

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Does pornography dehumanize us? I would say our sexuality is part of what makes us human. and pornography is definetely part of our sexuality.

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Who was that? That was the flash

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Did someone ever have to teach you how to make-out? If so, how did they explain it to you? Ya, know what, someone did. I think it was your sister. We just practiced alot.

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Would you be offended by a Hitler Smiley Face avatar? No it takes a lot more than an avatar to offend me. some people get offended so easily, lighten up.

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What is the nastiest thing you do in your car? The NASTY

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Do you get jealous of your married or attached friends if you are single? No, not at all. But i'm only 26 and love being single.

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Do you think Brett Favre should keep playing this year? Or is it time to retire? All I have to say is as a resident of Green Bay, this topic is getting very old. This city is so split in the opinions. Some people hate him now. I think thay were never true favre fans

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Do u prefer blonde or brunette girls? I prefer, brunettes. I tend to date them more than blondes.

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Does someone "playing hard to get" work on you? Being a guy, yeah it kinda does. As long as it is apparent that she does like you. Taking home girls is fun, but I'm always up for a real challenge. Its all about proving to yourself just what you can do. The fun part is once they do give, spin it back on them and hold out on them for a couple days.

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Who is your favorite poet, and why? Mine is 'surprise', by Wordsworth! it is the best poem ever that describes the painful reality of death I also like the poems of Shakesphere! Especially the Sonnets! Thank you for your answers I hate poetry, its really boring to me.

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What is the best advice you have ever heard. Sleep with alot of women, not just one, alot.

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Is there anything that you "avoid like the plague"? Dancing with the stars.

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Why are jeans uncomfortable? What are they made of? Denim

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What video games do you play, currently? Right now I'm doing MLB the Show, but i just bought ncaa football

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Do you think time travel is going to be possable in the future ,or know? know

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Who is your girl friend? I just prefer lady friends

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Do you view bats as a symbol of fear and evil? Usually, as a symbol of baseball, america's greatest pastime. Go Brew Crew.

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If i am pregnant how can itell my mom? Tell her you're knocked up, really knocked up. And it's a boy, and you're gonna name it Nickolas after the coolest cat on both sides of the mississippi. She will be estatic.

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Do you pronounce pecan like you're saying can or con? It's pronounced "pekin". duh.

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Should homosexual couples be allowed to marry? I see I'm in the minority here but I'm against it. I used to be totally against homosexuality, due to my religious beliefs, and quite frankly the lifestyle disgusted me. Over the years, as homosexuality has become more accepted, I to have become more accepting. It doesn't bother me anymore and for the most part I find myself conversing and interacting with homosexuals as I...

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My period was suppose to come on friday and its now saturday can i be pregnant? Yep, you're knocked up. Really knocked up. I think it's a boy. You should really name it Nickolas.

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What will you do when you get famous? Whatever I want, gosh!

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Is it difficult for you to throw stuff away? no, I usually just hold something over the garbage and retract my fingers. sometimes i go for a junp shot, but yeah, that can get difficult. Im short and suck at basketball.

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What is a "carpet muncher"? It is a small creature, about the size of a woodchuck, with thick orange fur. It has a face like a monkey and a tail like a platypus. It comes out at night and chews on plush carpet, not burbur, so that the lanlord keeps your security deposit when you move out. They are also known to eat food and not clean up their mess, and hide the remote.

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What do you do when you are nervous? I tear apart the coaster underneath my beer, at "The Bar East" in Green Bay

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What do you think is the most important room in a home? My shower, I love my shower.

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What is your favorite line from the movie Dumb and Dumber? I love that movie, I think it is the best true comedy. Lets just get out out of here, go some place warm, a place where the beer flows like wine and the women instinctively flock like the women to capastrano. a little place called Aspen. I dont know if i nailed it but i did my best.

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Guys: Can you give me your absolute best pickup line? I'll tell you if it works or not... How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, hello my name is nickolas.

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How often do you scream? (in fear or for other reasons) I'm a guy, I don't scream. In fact my friends and I have tried and most of the guys cant.

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What makes you queasy? Tequila

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Guys: Would a girl all dolled up with high heels on, or a girl with her hair up in a messy ponytail and tennis shoes catch your eye first? A sexy girl all dolled up at a bar. Wannna meet me out, I'm going drinking.

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What is your hidden identity? A fury monkey that answers questions

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What is one thing you will never agree with? Affirmative Action

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When did you first realize that you did not really know what love means? Well, I dated a girl i loved for bout 2 years. And after I broke up with her I went out and slept with many women. Never really quit that habit. So I have no idea what love is. If I can dump someone i love, and now just have casual sex for fun, mostly with girls that understand thats all it is, then I dont think I will ever know what love is.

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I just purchased a 69 vette, gold, black intererior. 350, 300hp. numbers match. Good shape, not excellent. For 12,000 dollars. A little late to ask but did I pay a fair price or get lost in the Vette fever. The car has 100,000 mil I would have sold you mine for, 11,999.99 so yeah, you got ripped off.

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WHEN I GO TO STAND OR SIT I HAVE THIS VERY SHARP PAIN IN MY KNEE. RIGHT ONE, OUTSIDE. THANKS You're welcome

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What should be done if someone steals your Social Security backpay check? I know this was about 7 yrs. ago, but I'm still bothered by this. The crooked social worker ENCOURAGED the former foster mom to steal my checks (Soc. Sec. & a trust fund check). I feel for ya, that sucks. I have no rational response for ya, sorry. I am, however, very interested to see some of the answers you recieve.

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At work tonight a bottle of coke exploded, my hand was badly cut, it's fine apart from 1 cut on my index finger joint, it hurts when i bend it (and the cut opens each time) could i have glass in there, what should i do? Where did you find a glass coke bottle?

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How would you rate your flirtatious ways on a scale of 1 to 10? Big flirt here. 10's across the board.

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Should you take it as a compliment when someone calls your mum a MILF? Heck yes, I always say that sincerely and with good intentions.

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What is the first name the person you miss the most? My buddy Aaron.

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I'm having the worst period paired with depression ever - I feel suicidal, I don't want to eat or do much of anything, and nothing makes me happy -- I've been crying all day today and yesterday - is there anything that would make me feel better? A swift kick in the ass!

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We're going out as a group for some fun. I say, "Come as you are!" What will you be wearing? Pink and White striped boxers and a hard on

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How can I convince my boyfriend that I am not cheating on him when I really haven't? No probably not. But now he is a lot more likely to cheat on you. payback

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What is your vision 10 tears from now to your country? im crying too hard to see

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How do parents tell their kids they are adopted? During A heated fight they yell " You come from bad genes, your parents must have been real idiots "

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Are you only human? Nope, 1/2 Man 1/2 Amazing

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Whats the best way to tell your girlfriend she's getting fat? How bout, "Hey honey, looks like you're getting a little heavy on the hoof."

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How do you handle cyber bullying? I cyber punch the cyber bullies in their cyber balls.

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If you could live as long as you wanted to[with good health]would you? for how long? 101, hell why not see a full century and die shriveled up in a nursing home

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Whos going to pridefest this year? I think Andy Dick will be there

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What was your favorite book as a child? Mine is the Outsiders

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Do you dare commit suicide and go to heaven right now? Even if it worked that way. Earth is way too much fun.

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Do you dare commit suicide and go to heaven right now? Many Christians interpret the Bible to say you will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven if you commit suicide.

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Is it okay to lie, if it's none of the other person's business? Heck yes, do what you have to do.

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Its okay to pee in the shower...right? What about in someone elses shower?

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What is your favorite character that has been portrayed by Johnny Depp? Hunter S. Thompson

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What are some of the things you really *must* do before you die? skydiving for sure, but thats easy to take care of.

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What one thing would your mother want to change about you? She would want me to call her more

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Did Ashlee Simpson really get two nose jobs? ): Dont know, dont care. Shes hot now that she fixed her nose.

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What do you think about power naps? good or just plain evil? I like em. 25 minutes is my key number. My trick is to stand up and start doing something as soon as the alarm goes off. Lay there after a snooze or something and you're screwed.

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Is it Pop or Soda? Growing up in Iowa we all called it pop. Most people here in Green Bay call it soda. I have completely switched to calling it soda too. I think it makes more sense to call it soda.

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Whats the best way to tell your girlfriend she's getting fat? do it, she needs to know

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Its okay to pee in the shower...right? okay, now i know its okay

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Whats the best way to tell your girlfriend she's getting fat? Would it be okay to say she's getting a little heavy on the hoof?

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Do you think capri pants look good on a girl? state your sex Not very often at all. Ive found that most guys say no and most girls say "they're cute" male

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What is the difference between a solid body and a hollow guitar, and does it make a difference in the guitars sound? I have a solid body, made of flesh and bones. A hollow guitar is a musical instrument made of wood and metal strings. duh. hehe

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Ive liked this guy for 3yrs, hes 2yrs older than me and up until a year ago we weren't friends. all of the sudden, he told me he likes me and wants to hook up. he's drunk dialed me every weekend for the past yr and i still havnt given in. wat should i do? Go for it. Even if it is just a one time thing, have fun and make the most of it. Come on people, there are so many people out there, live life, have fun.

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What's the best diet pill you've ever used? The finger pill. you just stick it down your throat after a meal. easy peasy japaneasy

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We are both single. my roommate and I live in a 2 bedroom 2 bath apartment. I get along well with her and we have many things in common. other things are that she pays bills on time, is a hard worker, and considerate of others. I want to ask her out and d No no no, dont do that. just casual sex. dont mess up a good thing. hehe

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I'm going to law school soon, is it a good idea to get a badass tattooo on my neck? Go for it buddy. Just make sure its a really badass one

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What is your porn name? ( middle name + street you grew up on ) Mine is Rocko Emporia

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If you were a ninja, what would you do first? Buy some nunchucks

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What charity, if any, do you support? The Human Fund

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What is the best thirst-quencher? Sex and Beer.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind about yourself? Damn im good looking

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Sneakers or flip-flops? Flops baby, nothin better than flops and free ballin it.

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Whats sexier, makeup or no makeup? A girls that can get away with wearing very little is sexiest. makeup is a nice touch, but too much is gross

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Just wondering what do you reckon about people staying with their first and only loves forever? And only being intimate with that person for the rest of their life? Crazy and will probably get divorced. Best of luck to them though.

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Do you think it is wrong to be gay/ Bi/ Lesbian? I do. I have however pretty much accepted homosexuality. Still think its immoral.

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What does kangaroo taste like? Really tough rabbit. haha

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Whats your fav beer and wheres the best place to drink it Budweiser Bottles. At "The Bar" in Green Bay Wisconsin

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What color shirt are you wearing? Im shirtless

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Who booty calls more, guys or girls? I think that girls do. Guys do alot more drunk dialing. i guess id say that girls may be a little more successful at it. guilty

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Why is it that if a women has sex with a lot of guys she is considered a slut, but if guys sleep with a lot of girls, he is the man? Its just the difference between male and female sexuality. I myself am into having alot of fun and dont really look down on girls for doing what i do. not saying id marry one, but sluts are my bread and butter

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Are you in good physical condition? Yeah, im a pilar of physical fitness, haha

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Whats oregons leagal age for child to be left alone at home? Three and a half

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If U could have anyboby sing u to sleep, who would it be? I would let kelly clarkson sing me to sleep every night

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Whats the most sensual food? I think its speghetti

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What is your favorite Super Bowl commercial? Probably about 6 years ago they had one in black and white of old people playing instruments and a monkey clapping and stomping. then it said "We just wasted 1.3 million dollars, how are you spending your money" I dont know who put the commercial out but it remains my favorite

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If we were friends and I told you I wanted to put on your dirty, sweaty socks so I could have my feet smell like yours, what would you do? punch you in the ballzac

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What is a cute way to say "I love you" to your significant other? When they say "I love you" smile and say "I think you're a really awesome person too" lol

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If I am in a love relationship with you, is it still necessary to tell you that "I Love You"? If so, what purpose would those words serve? No, sex is sufficient

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Have you ever washed your clothing by hand? Please state if your male or female. Well heck yes i have. by hand in a lake too. alpha male

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Http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi... go to this site, type in your name what was the FIRST slogan that came uP? Im not just the Nickolas, im a member

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What was the last sentence you said? Was that as good for you as it was for me?

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What is your favorite type of berry? Snozzberries

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Do you think connected earlobes look a little wierd? More people have normal lobes then connected. thats why they are normal, and connected are wierd

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What's your secret for staying young? Partying my ass off.

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Is it true that teenage guys only want to be with a girl to get into their pants? Why else? Teenage girls are annoying.

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Are you a compulsive scab picker? Yes, It kinda hurts but it hurts so good.

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "lotus"? The Sports car

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My best friend is pissed that the the girl he likes likes me.I like her too.He keeps sending her IMs telling her how much he likes her or really creepy ones telling her to send him pics of her in her underpants.its really pissing her and me off.what I do? Why dont you just man up and hook up with her. That will pretty much end that controversy.

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What will be the next car/truck that you purchase? A Ferarri. If thats even how u spell it.

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Would you rather have no thumbs or no tounge, with no way to get either of them back or replacements? I need my tongue. Im a talker

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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that? What ever happened to a good old fashioned switch?

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Whats the best way to approach a girl if your shy? Put your purse down and go talk to her bout anything.

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What do you plan to do this summer? What do you usually do? Just Live the Dream.

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Do you live in a hot or cold or middle climate? What do you like better? Middle. I like it to snow at christmas and be really hot in the summer. go wisconsin

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At what point did you stop thinking britney spears was hot? when i saw her bald and attacking the car with the umbrella. but now shes pretty hot again.

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If you are in a men's magazine like FHM or Maxim, what do you call that kind of model? magazine model? duh.

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Who would win in a fight.. a cowboy outlaw of the old west, a gangster or today's gang banger? Cowboy wins. He has a quicker gun than the gangster and the banger is just a puss.

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If you're in shape and have some athletic talent, do you, without really meaning to, look down on people who aren't / don't? Yes, but i think being in shape is something to be proud of.

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Would you still eat a bagel with no spread? Heck yes. Bagel sandwiches are the best.

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How would you react if somebody from another country called you a "yankee?" Thats funny. I would laugh. And Then I would probably laugh again.

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What do you think when you see a woman riding a motorcycle? I try to be on my best behavior so i dont get beat up. yeah, not attractive

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Does eating at night affect your sleep cycles? yeah late night taco bell really settles the tummy. makes for good sleeps.

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Why do some people choose to become a proctologist? (It's great that they do, but how would you choose that particular area of medicine) So he can be the "ASSMAN"

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What do you do when you're REALLY pissed off? You should try going to a bar and drinking excessively

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How many sexual partners before you would consider him sleazy? Who cares? Why cant people have sex for fun without it being called sleazy. Most young adults have had multiple partners anyway.

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Are pitbulls illegal to own where you live? I live in green bay and i dont think so. they should be. they can be great dogs but you should never trust one.

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What is the first thing that comes into mind when I say "pit"? an armpit

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What's a good agent to clean naked butt juice out of upholstery? shots of grey goose

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I want real answers from Guys ONLY!!! plz... i am a tomboy, i dont dress like a guy i just like skateboarding, playing guitar, ramping bikes, playing tackle football(preferably in the mud!!) that sort of thing... do u as a guy think u would date a tomboy? date a girl, not a buddy