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Do you think the human population has grown out of control animals or size number in the hundreds of thousands at bes... but we are in the billions! Insect outnumber (by the thousands) and outweight us (by the ton) so we are by far not the most populace species on the planet. But in the event another species has an issue...bring it on.

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I watched No Country for Old Men last night. Did it have a particularly noir feel to you, too? I have never seen it but I have missed you.

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Are you comfortabe nude in front of other people? Yes, but it makes church VERY ackward.

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My boyfriend showed his mates nude pictures to his friends when he was drunk. how can i actually forgive him when im discusted? How long have you been together? How nude is nude? And did you tell him not to share them?

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I know this sounds stupid! but i was wondering whether anyone new a website where i could watch 'Ice Princess' online? Yes. That is stupid.

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I host all the holiday meals and for the upcoming Easter holiday suggested going out to dinner instead but there's one family member thats not sure if thats what she wants to do. This same person never offers to host a meal. Should I insis This one is easy. If that family member wants a home cooked meal then it can be at their home.

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Ayn Rand said "A government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims" Do you agree? and why? I would point out that in America, citizens have the right to bear arms or many kinds, and the right to use force in their self defense and the right to accuse the government in a court of law if they have been abused.

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Would you mind sharing a flat with a person of the opposite sex? Share a flat? Do i have to have crumpets and tea or do I just get to see a gel nekkid?

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How well would you say that you know your neighbors? I saw one naked.

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Would you die for your God? Yes. He died for me.

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Who would you like to see in playboy that hasn't been in it yet? Snoop Dogg.

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Real or Fake, which boobs are better? Any pair that I can see or touch is good.

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Will the sun become a red giant and swallow the earth? I believe it is supposed to next Tuesday.

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Is the Bible really just an outdated fairy-tale interpretation of science? Made you think? About what?

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Is the Bible really just an outdated fairy-tale interpretation of science? The Bible was never intended to be a book of science, nor does it claim to be. It's only purpose is to introduce man to God and show man the way to God.

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What will it take for, and how long will it be before the current credit crunch gets christened the “Great Depression II?” Due to government regulation and stimulous of the economy, depressions cannot occur anymore. Everyone needs to relax, unless your are retirment age, and enjoy the prices dropping. This will all be over in a year or so.

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Why is the rest of the world laughing at America? Laugh at us? The world's economy chokes in fear everytime we lay someone off. You may not like us, but you need us. And laugh all you want, we are quite content here.

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How often do you go to your doctor for a check-up? I have a pretty female doc who is very thorough. I do it at least once a year.

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I do a lot of pills and some coke when I can get it, it isn't a good night unless my eyes roll back in my head. I have lost someone that really loved and wanted to be with me as I chose this over him. What is wrong with me? You have already answered your own question.

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I need advice! A guy I met 7 years ago n is basically my long lost love is coming to visit me this Xmas break. He's 22 and athletic, into cars, and a bit of a romantic cowboy. I need to find a little gift or trinket to give him when he visits. Any ideas? Something that shows your goodies would be great!

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Is anything tastier than a Coke? Only one thing and sometimes that is a little gamey.

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Do you know your social security number by heart? I know SEVERAL by memory though I do get them mixed up sometimes.

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The best kind of kisser is someone who ________? Is bare naked.

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Are you waking up early the day after Thansgiving just so you can wait in a hour or two long line in the freezing cold just to get a 4 dollar toaster? No but i do put in a lot of overtime this time of year.

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Is it against the law for a teenager to smoke or just to buy them? Is it ok for a parent or guardian to buy them for their child? In most states it is against the law to buy or use them. lIt is contributing to buy them for a child. If a parent does it they will be having a long talk with DHS.

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Do you think that all police officers should experience being shot with a Tazar gun before themselves being armed with it? I am a police officer. I was tazed as part of my training. I was also maced and to answer the "truncheon" point above, all the PPCT and arrest control techniques we are taught we experience first hand - many times.

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Do you think that the American police force should fire or suspend officers who are overweight and or out of shape? I am a police officer. Unlike firemen, physical fitness is not that important to this job. Except in cops, you don't spend a lot of time running over fences after the bad guys. You come out of the academy in great shape and most officers (contrary to some of the opinions above) stay in good shape. Police work is more about your mind then your body.

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How do make a girl think about you? Stand on her lawn naked and sing "Danny Boy".

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Going on a second date tomorrow and will probably sleep with him. With regard to the "lady's garden" what do men prefer? I have a triangle showing but what about underneath,short and neatly trimmed or completely off? if completely off, will he judge me? Go with off.

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Is it just me, or does it seem like there is an unspoken challenge going on to see who can come up with the most ridiculous "could I be pregnant" questions? I've seen a lot lately and they are getting more and more retarded. I was recently working out, and I stared at a woman for several minutes and now I hear she is pregnant...could she be pregnant with my child?

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How many men really have issues with getting it up? I have issues keeping it down.

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Are you disillusioned with the church? My father is a pastor and has been for decades. He has been slighted and hurt more than any of you could even imagine. He always says though that church is not about what God's people are doing. If that is how you measure church I can guarantee you will be disappointed. If, however, you look at church as what God is doing through people you will find hope and peace even in the middle of...

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Why should girls not shave above their knees? Yes, EVERYTHING should be shaved.

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Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is looking at a likely book deal that will get her upwards of $7 Million. Would you be interested in reading her book? Will she have any nudes inthere?

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What is something that can be crumbled up and stirred into pudding? The crushed bones of your enemies.

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Ever cried because something/someone was so beautiful to you? I do. Everytime I look in the mirror the beauty haunts me all day.

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Can you name the last fish you ate? I think her name was Alison.

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Last week i was told im agoraphobic and im meeting up with this lady to talk about it and im pretty scared, is it stupid to be scared? Yes it is.

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Why should I believe that the Bible is meant to be taken literally? The Bible itself never claims to be a history book. It was written by many writers, all of whom in ancient times using literary standards that we would not consider authoratative. That being said, the Bible is designed to be a book about salvation and a revelation by God to man. The majority of the Bible is not designed to show you how things happened but WHY they happened.

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Does anyone have some good workout tips to tone my inner thighs? My outer thighs are rock hard, but my inner thighs are kinda flabby... I have a great one but it is kind of naughty (no it is not intercorse).

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Nova is set to air an episode that "debunks" the Old Testament yet it is full of information that most bible scholar already accept. Is it historical accuracy or faith in God that causes you to put your faith in the Bible? Why in the blazes am I getting DR'd for this question?

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Is South Park only offensive to those who need offending? Who "needs offending?"

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Am I the only guy that likes women who look good without makeup, jewelry, and fake breasts? Yes. Yes you are.

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Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend what should i do What?!?! That is outrageous! Is there something wrong with you?

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Most if not all religions advocate peace, but the people of nearly every religion have gone to war for their faith. Why? That is because most religions DO NOT advocate political peace.

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Wasn't the bible written four years after jesus died because jesus never wrote in the first place Nope.

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Can you give a reason other than "born into" for why you follow your faith? I believe it is true.

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What will people do, if there is proof that there is no god How would that be accomplished?

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Americans:Do you think that America is the greatest country on earth? Yes. Yes we are.

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Are large sexual body parts embarrassing or a great asset? I will show you mine if you like

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How do we know if we have commited the unpardonable sin? You die and you are in hell...seriously, there is not such thing.

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Could someone be so evil, as to just tell you what you want to hear just to sleep with you??? i am sooooo angry right now...i can't believe i feel for him again! Did you sleep with him?

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You're about to pass away, holding you in my arms, what do you have to say before you leave this world? Bosoms.

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I am twenty..is it sad I have never had a real relationship? I just haven't met the right "somebody".. You probably have unrealistic standards and expectations, so yes. It is sad.

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How would you describe your face? Orgasm inspiring.

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My best friend is having a baby today...im totally excited for her and i cant wait for her baby to get here, but on the other hand..i feel like she wont have as much time for me and that ill lose my best friend..is it okay to feel like that? Not really.

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Do you really LOL (Laugh Out Loud) when you write LOL in an answer or a comment? <ashamed> No. DAMMIT!

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How did pandas become an endangered species? They kept mouthing off to tigers.

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Do you become humble after some achievement? I am almost never humble.

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My sweating when speaking to a crowd or even informally amongst my peers seems to be getting worse. The more I think of it, the more I sweat. How can I prevent this? This is so embarrassing and it looks like I lack self confidence... Do you know that altruism "just imagine everyone in their underwear"? Well in your case just walk around in your underwear then you won't be so hot.

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If you could go back in time and witness one event from your family’s history, what would it be? How would this impact your life? My conception. It must have been glorious.

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With all of our modern advances, does electricity still seem like magic to you? I have a few things I enjoy squeezing to relieve stress.

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Are there any legal implications to answering the door to an unsolicited visitor naked, and with an erection? Was dared to do this the other night after many beers........ What if the visitor is invited, e.g. pizza delivery? Yes it is illegal. You could end up being classified as a sex offender.

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I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day, Who iam? SOmeone I am having sex with. Yes, I AM that good.

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Do you have to be more perfect than God in order for God to like you? Nope.

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What is your initial reaction after a close friend of yours tells you that they are gay? After a long ackward silence i would say, "so...how is that working for you?"

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Would it be legal in the state of Texas for a public school teacher to wear clothing ( during school hours on campus ) that made a statement for or against a canidate or office holder such as president It would not be a matter of legality but of school policy.

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Where do you stand on Pro-Choice versus Pro-Life? Why? What stage is something considered living? We have many choices made for us by society: taxes, the draft, war, criminal and civil statutes, speed limits, which narcotics are legal or illegal, etc. To say that we can't tell a woman what she can do with her body is ridiculous. We have told 18 year old men and women that they have to fight and die for us. The question is not whether or not a woman has the right to choose, the...

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Is an abortion clinic bomber a terrorist? You seem to have a point to make about Palin rather than a question on this subject.

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Which do you think is worse, your significant other paying someone for sex/sleeping around, or your significant other sleeping with his/her best friend of the same sex? Both are kind of cool. SOunds like the plot to a porn movie.

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A common argument against there being a god is the total lack of evidence in favor of one. What would you accept as enough evidence in favor of a personal, Christian-like god to get you honestly reconsidering your atheism? Athiesm is not about evidence it is about will and self determination. I think most athiest would rather go to hell than obey even if there was irrefutable evidence of a God.

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Do you feel fat? if so what size are you? Yes. I am about 9" long and 4 thick. Yes, hung just like a horse...what's that? Oh is my BODY fat. NO.

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How does a woman go about "catching" a man? Don't underestimate the power of full frontal nudity

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I love my____________? self?

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Your Husband's Grandfather dies and your husbands ex shows up at the wake and your husband's family is talking to her the whole time and had not even ackowledged your pressense. How would you handle this? I just left...my husband stayed there. "x's" are poison.

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Who killed John F. Kennedy? Joe the Plummer/

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Why do atheists have so much hatred toward people that have faith in a God? I think their shoes are too tight.

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Who has ever had any POSITIVE experiences, or heard any POSITIVE stories, about incest in their family or someone else's family, or even in the news? I only want to know about real stories with ADULTS at the time - NO CHILDREN (that is sick!) Tell more! I don't know if you would call it positive but I had an "encounter" with my older sister.

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Do you open your curtains or blinds on dark and gloomy days? Yes so I can stand naked in front of my window and bless my neighbors.

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Would you want a philosopher king as the leader of your nation? Isn't that what you democrats have been secretly calling Obama?

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My boyfriend and I haven't seen each other for more than a week bec of our busy schedule.We decided to see each other today bec he says he misses me but he canceled because his friend suddenly invited him to a birthday party. How should I feel about this? I would say this is the end of your relationship.

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What can you do with a Chinese finger trap,a glass of ice water,a rope,and one Greyhound Bus? Take over the world.

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Can a man to use womens restroom Actually no you can't. It is disorderly conduct. You can - and most likely will - get arrested.

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If evolution was the origin of the human species, then why are we helpless, nearly hairless, clawless creatures who can't even feed our selves for the first few years of life? isn't evolution about making things better able to survive? This is the ugly secret of evolution. With out weak limbs, exposed abdomen, lack of offensive or defensive adaptions, sluggish reflexes, and blunted senses we should NOT have been able to survive much less adapt and advance.

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Men, If you hav a Great Marraige and Great sex with your wife would you still want to be with prostitutes? Yes I would.

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Hi i am thinking of becoming a surrogate mother but every adoption agency has a certain BMI that yu must be which is crazy to me. I am a plus size female who is very healthy and given birth to 3 healthy children obesity does not run in my family . How do you plan to receive seed?

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Where is the worst place you could ever take a person on a first date? Nudist camp.

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Would you wear a shirt that says, "Don't blame me, I voted for McCain?" Have one already.

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What alternate names are there for blackjack? African-American Jack would be more PC I think.

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Obama won. Are you happy!? I am VERY happy with my erection results...what? what's that? ELection. Oh, sorry. Um...not really.

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Why am i staying in an emotionally abusive relationship Because, dammit, I told you too! Now sit down or I will give you a taste of the back of me hand!

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Why do guys like chunky girls? Two words...big boobs.

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Alright, my last one got rejected, so I'll rephrase. Excluding yourself, how many homosexuals have you seen in the past 5 hours? For the record I am a lesbian and have nothing against homosexuals! Should we include ones who we have given a heavy sack beating?

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This is for dems. after 8 years of bush, recession, stock mkt crash, 2 wars, terrorist attack allowed to happen, forgetting the little guy after katrina, a $400 million dollar lop-sided spending over mccain, palin, why was the vote 52 to 46% SO CLOSE? That is a great question. I have noticed the media keeps showing us the electoral college votes and calling this a "landslide." It was not a huge margin in the popular vote.

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Hey! Common people i need advice!!!! Im 16 madely in love with a 24 year old, Im stuck i really want this guy because we connect,understand,Communicate and love each other but he dosnt know how i feel about him yet and were like the best of friends. You will keep him out of jail if you keep it to yourself until you are 18.

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Does Anarchy have anything to do with revolting in the belief of god? Nope.

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A study was done recently asking if people that had children could go back and not have children, about 70% said they would not. If you have children, and could go back in time, would you have children again? Honest answers only please. I doubt this study really reflects the views of 70% of parents.

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Why do 14 year old boys (the ones I meet anyway) always have this weird ubsession with my boobs? Don't let it go to your head. 14 year old boys are pretty much obsessed with ALL boobs.

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Can anyone seriously answer who is the Holy Ghost supposed to be? Is this a real question?

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My bf hates gay guys. I have gay coleagues at work and he hates when I bring up the topic of gay people. I ddon't get it. The gay guys are nice at my work and we get along. I think they are cool. why does he feel this way? They aren't checking out YOUR ass.

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Why do people hate gay guys? I guess it would have to be because they are gay.

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What are Obama's views on marijuana? All you have to do is try to read a pothead's response to see why it needs to stay illegal.

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Is there anything attracting about a woman who smokes cigars? Is she naked when she is smoking these cigars?

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My tenant sign a contract last month. One of them moved out and the other stayed in the house and got two new roommates, can I canceled the old lease and have them sign a new contract? Did you stipulate who could live there in your lease?

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I have a very new nonprofit organization 501 (c)(3) tax exempt (musical theater production company) and I'm finding it very difficult finding seed money for a building. Can someone help me with a suggestion or advise? Hook.

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What is your opinion on the bali bombers? should they be put to death or spend the rest of their lives rotting in jail, or neither? Why not blow them up.

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What is your opinion of a 15 year old girl dating a 20 year old guy? The 15 year old is extremely mature for her age and the 20 year old is extremely immature for his age. Does that change your answer? This question is seriously in the running for stupidest question of the year.

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Should a State Board of Education member in Texas be forced to retract her statement that obama is plotting with terrorist to attack the US or is this just free speech? http://www.star-telegram.com/448/story/1016140.html It depends on whether or not she was speaking as a citizen or in her capacity as a State Board of Education member.

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I am a teacher in kindergarten ,i have a child who doesn't speak at all, always lost ,he doesn't listen or pay attention while iam explaining ,he doesn't play with others Maybe you aren't a very good teacher.

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How do intelligent design advocates explain male nipples? Pleasure. How do evolutionists explain it?

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How do I explain to my toddler daughter about male genitalia? Um...er...well...why do you need to know?

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How do you show yourself that you love...yourself...? I take good care of my sexual needs.

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If an oil Company delivers Oil to you at your residence in Minnesota when you didn't order it, are you still responsible to pay for it? If you receive and make use of the product then you have to pay for it.

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I have a 19 year old son that has being arrested for creditcard abuse ,I post bail but he never showed to sing to the bail bonds and he was arrested for not showing up at the bailsbonds if I live him there ,for how long dose he has to stay in jail I am not sure I fully understood this question. But in lieu of bond he will stay in jail until his trial is concluded.

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Do guys like it when girls act cute, innocent and stupid? yes. Yes. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My neighbor keeps putting ther garbage in our garbage can. Is there any laws against this? Appearantly this was not clear enough for the simpletons that are reading this question so I will explain it in little words. You pay for trash man to come. You pay for trash can. When someone else puts trash in your can they are making you pay for their trash. This is called in big people words...theft of service. Morons.

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My neighbor keeps putting ther garbage in our garbage can. Is there any laws against this? Theft of service is a crime.

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When a guy kisses you for the first time and he cups your face with both hands does that mean he really likes you? Maybe he was afraid you were going to run away.

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How many of you celebrate when Barak Obama wins the throne? Throne? What the hell are you talking about?

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My wife of 13yrs slept with at lest 8 men 7yrs ago since then we have had 6 kids she says she is not sorry but wants us to stay together i still love her what should i do Your kids need you to work it out.

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Can a public library deny to lend materials to children? For example, M rated games or R rated movies. Yes. Legally they have to.

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Im not Christian, but I thought the PassionOfTheChrist blatantly exploited the story of Christ & people's devotion to him. Does anyone else think it's lame for some guy to make millions shooting a gore film about the suffering of many people's "savior?" As opposed to someone making millions of dollars shooting a gore film about a regular persons suffering. You are an idiot.

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If my employee quits without 2 week notice, And tomorrow is pay day, How long can I legally hold his check? no time at all

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I think I'm falling in love with Sarah Palin, what should I do? I am already in love with her.

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Why do i hate u people You didn't have enough kittens when you were growing up.

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How would You react If someone groped You on a public transit bus, train, or trolley? Enjoy it. I had this happen at a fish market one time.

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Guys, would it put you off if the lady (first date kind of thing) was rubbish with directions? As in, you have to go out of your way to meet her somewhere easy enough for her to get to? Does that make her look stupid? nope.

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In 27 years of driving, I was finally pulled over by a Police officer. It is the end of the month and he did not write me a ticket, just asked me to be more careful. Does this blow the "end of month ticket quota" theory? The only police officers who have a "quota" are officers posted to traffic. These quotas usually are 2 to 3 tickets per hour. The truth is if you do not want to be pulled over and ticketed obey the traffic laws.

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Should gun control be regulated by the states or by the national government? Well this is a question with an existing answer. You have the constitutional right to bear arms. The states have the right to determine how that occurs. The Supreme Court has recently ruled that a state can control gun ownership but not ban it outright.

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In Macbeth the main character becomes king of Scotland. Are his actions in the story a result of: a)free will b) determinism c)fate. Choose one. Adopt one of these explanations and support it with atleast 5 peices of evidence from the text..PLEASE HELP!!! Do your own damn homework.

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Boys: Have you ever stuffed your pants to make your 'manhood' look bigger? Be honest! I have! I simply don't need to.

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Would you date someone who had his/her face completely torn away, and had his/her limbs severed in a heinous car accident? (They didn't have eyes, a nose, ears, hair, arms, or legs) Ummm....is this a real person?

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How do you feel about groups like PETA(people for the ethical treatment of animals)? DO you feel they are too extreme? Or do you agree with them and their methods? I will work as a female breast milker.

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At my night job, a few of us use humor in dealing with customers. The customers find it amusing and actually compliment us. However, there is a group of about 4 stiffs who say it is unprofessional. How do you deal with co-workers like this? Make an example out of one...the others will fall in line.

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I got my face waxed about 3 days ago and the lady burned my skin. could i sue her? ... if the burns end up scarring or doing damage to my skin? Yes.

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What makes a man gay? Well there is always the show tunes thing.

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Today, right now, what would make your day just amazing? I could tell you but it would probably be censored.

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What's the theme song to your life? That porno music

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I just told an ignorant ABer i hope they get attacked by a trans gendered person, is that against the rules? Probably not but it WOULD be funny to watch.

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Why must my honest, friend burn in hell? I love him dearly, and have tried to convert him, but there is no hope anymore. He is on his death bed and cursing religion with his last breath. Is there ANY hope with a literal interpretation of the Bible? These answers are mostly inane and offensive. Pray. That is all you can do.

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Am I sick for developing a crush on Sarah Palin? I love her. I mean literally.

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If I was up to my neck in quicksand, and saw your feet next to me on dry land, and complained that your shoes reeked, then asked you to do something, what would you do? Make you smell them then pull you out.

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Does it make you upset if someone is clearly gay but won't admit it? It is actually kind of nice when someone keeps their sexuality to themselves.

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What's the craziest thing that's ever happened while you were at work? I am not joking about this. Woman (scary) with dog (scarier) dog's penis expanded - you figure out the rest. I still have nightmares.

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How would a dwindling human population cope if we lost the ability to reproduce? What would the world be like without children? Sad.

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Do you believe that peoples' relationships with God take place in their imaginations or do you believe that they are actually real? It felt good to DR many of you. Please feel free to return the favor.

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What do middle school boys mostly think about? why do you have to ask?

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As I've said before, I've noticed that girls (in the US) who are around the ages of 9, 10, and 11 are impatient and want boobs. Why are they so impatient to get their set of boobs? I honestly don't believe that a 9 or 10 year old needs a training bra. Toby, hasn't someone told you that you can get arrested for "noticing" things like that?

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When a female work colleague states, " If you tell anyone just how psycho I am, there will be consequences - so sleep with one eye open.", what would you think and/or feel? It is time to break out a can of hurt.

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Reconciling date...I'm making him dinner at my place and we've decided he is staying the night. When he arrives, do I greet him in lingerie, dressed up, or casual? What is wrong with stark naked?

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I don't really have the money to buy a Halloween costume this year, so I am going to have to be creative and use what I have around the house. Do you have any ideas? Cover your nasty bits with tape and leave it at that.

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Did you ever play with the Ouija board? The ouiji board is the classic example of the subconscious' ability to affect motor skills.

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Should children be allowed to share a bed with their parent and their parents' boyfriend/girlfriend? There has been much debate on family bed arrangements, but always in the context of mother, father and children. What about non-parents? Why? That would be ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Have you ever had uncontrollable sexual urges? At first I thought it was hormonal, but I have just finished my cycle, and haven't had insane urges for almost a week. I have been mourning the loss of my relationship...maybe I'm over it and ready to go? This sounds like a problem I can help with.

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What do guys look for in a gurl? Full frontal nudity.

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When your sleep deprived, you ________. Masturbate...oh, you meant SLEEP sleep. Uh...well...hmmm...I masturbate.

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Ok...im 17, great personality, a little over weight, smart, great chest, down to earth...... what are the chances of me finding a bf who is 18-20 years old? and would any of you GUYS date me?(just curious)? If you think you can handle me.

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Do you know the facts behind the Obama/Ayers Relationship? Weren't they caught kissing in the Go-Go lounge?

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Why do teen girls care so much about looks at first? All the girlfriends I have had have not liked my looks at first, but then said I was the nicest guy they had ever met. Why? It makes no sense? If you spend any more time trying to figure out teenage girls you will go mad.

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As a Christian woman, how can you truly believe god loves you if throughout the bible again and again he has persecuted women who commit the same crimes as men who ARENT persecuted, and created a system of Patriarchy that consistently puts women down? Ummmm...do you have any actual examples of this?

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Jesus seems like a good loving guy, why does God seem like such an angry, egotistical tyrant? Why do you feel God needs to explain Himself?

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How much maternity leave does your work offer In America you have to do it during your lunch break.

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If you were God, what would keep you awake at night? The love I have for all people.

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I feel my parents did the right thing when giving me a stern (yet not painful) slap when i misbehaved as a child. what do you think of my opinion??d DO you feel that other forms of discipline would not have worked with you?

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Like okay. im reading your comments on some of my questions/answers. who are you to judge me? your real brave behind your screen but i bet you wouldnt come say it to my face. Where are you?

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Apparently I'm a scary person... Many people have said this (not sarcastically) I think I'm nice and nonthreatening. How can I be less scary? :( Try going topless.

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I love the state of Tennessee- who agrees with me? Maybe the govenor of Tennessee.

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What kind of gift would be good for a bride to give the groom? The only suggestions I find online are cuff links or boudoir pictures - neither of which interest me. Is a 'traditional' gift my best option? (Watch, money clip, etc.) Any ideas? What is wrong with boudoir pictures?

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What does an American citizen need to do in order to claim citizenship in Canada... or Mexico? Probably not much more than get them to believe you aren't joking.

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Why do some people have such a problem with emo/goth people? Who are they hurting? Why can't people just let them alone? They are kinda funny.

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Photographer Bill Henson caused an uproar earlier this year with an exhibition of his photographs of naked 12yo children.Primary School principal Sue Knight has since invited him to scout for talent in the school's playground. Your thoughts? Do other inmates beat down sex offenders who assault children in Australia like they do in the US. Just as a side not, in the US, this principal would be sharing a cell with the photographer.

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Atheists: Do you ever feel slightly cheated that you won't be able to get in a last "I told ya so!" to the smug religious kooks as they fade into oblivion, and realize in their final moments that they spent a lifetime in servitude to an imaginary friend? Gee this isn't a provacative question.

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IF McCain & Palin win... AND Palin ends up in the Oval Office, will you miss Bush? Well we would still have BUSH in the whitehouse wouldn't we.

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Would you remain friends with someone if you knew they were abusive to their partner and/or children? I would give them the choice...stop the abuse or face me as an enemy.

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Is Aquarius the best sign, or is it just me? It IS just you.

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Should children be allowed to watch horror movies? At what age should kids be allowed to watch horror movies? Think of it this way, most horror movies are rated R. These movies are intended for people over 17. WHy would you want to have less common sense than Hollywood and show it to someone younger?

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What are some things I can do with only a couple hours free time while my son is in preschool? Hook.

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Who do you think is more attractive? Sarah Palin, Cindy McCain, Hillary Clinton, or Michelle Obama? Easy...Palin.

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Does it annoy you or flatter you when someone "checks you out?" Since it happens almost constantly I have had to come to grips with it.

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Should I choose Wicca or Satanism? I know there are little things both religions have in common, but they attract me so much they have in common... (Back off Christians!) Hey, both will get you to hell so what's the difference?

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I've been getting calls at my job from a 062 area code. I didn't think area codes could start with zero. Where are these calls coming from? Hell.

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At what age is a male child too old to bathe with his mother? You mean we were supposed to stop? No wonder daddy left.

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How bad is it that I'm full of myself? What is the worst that could come from being completely arrogant and up my own ass? This philosophy seems to be working for me.

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If you could talk to the animals, what would you say? Do you want some of this? If not, why do you keep humping my damn leg?

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Do you think it's abusive behavior when my mother-in-law is expected to "serve" her boyfriend his dinner? I.E. get all his food for him on his request, put his filled plate in front of him, and leave the table to when he becons to get him more? It is not abusive but it is disrespectul. Next time he does it, make a point of looking at his feet under the table. When he asks what you are looking at say, "I thought maybe you were tied to the table."

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Are your feet unusually big? Among other things...yes.

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Do you trust blacks? Black people, yes, black cats, no.

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If God is all powerfu, then why did it take it/him/her six days to create the universe.? Here is a classical example of a biblical misunderstanding. The Bible states that in the beginning the earth was formless and covered with water. How long had it been there? Who knows? What is created in six days is light (there was already darkness) and life on the earth (the sun moon and stars part is open to some interpretation).

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Gangstalking, why don't they talk about it on the radio or cover it in the news, since there is so much info about it on the Internet and there are so many victims of this? Is there any reason you can't "ganstalk" back?

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At a party when a group of guys ask for a girl to flash herself and she does, what kind of person would you say she is? cool

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Why are atheists obsessed with the Bible knowing more about what they don't believe than many Christians? The Bible is a book from God about God. It was never intended to be disected and rationalized, but experienced. If you want to understand Christianity, you have to spend time with people who understand the truths the Bible contains and who experience it. I can tell you a lot about LSD, but I have never experienced a flashback so I can't tell you much about that experience.

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Do Demons walk the earth? Please explain. How else do you explain Joe Biden?

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IF you dont mind me asking why did you start somking Marijuana? Because you are stupid

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I have a girlfriend named Tatiana..We stay long distance from each other I haven't had none in bout a good month What should I do? Romance your hand.

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Why can't I keep my mind focused on one women at a time. I want to be in a relationship but I keep meeting other women. I start to talk with them and I lose sight of the original woman I wanted to date. What's wrong? You are cool. No problem with that.

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I am in an exclusive relationship with a man for 2 months now and he has one flaw......he keeps talking about other women......those in the past and those he wants to meet in the future. Why does he do this? I'm ready to end it all. End it.

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Why is it that rich churches in rich neighborhoods have employees who are tax exempt, don't you think there should be a cap on the amount of money one religious worker can receive for their efforts in one given year? Alrighty then. Well I did get you some statistics, but I guess you missed those. My dad was a good man, did the job basically for free and worked a full time "real job" to do it. That is fairly common. I don't knwo where you lived that people had some advantage for going to church but I sure don't see that anywhere anymore. As to the truth of the religion, you seem a...

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How deep does your hatred go? About 3 to 3 and 1/2 inches.

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Ok, i have a problem, i am a 17 year old , i am a senior, i am still a virgin, i really dont want to be one anymore, so how can i get a guys attention? (p.s.. i am 5'11, double D chest, im a little over weight but not bad.) help please Just stay a virgin.

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My sisters thinks i love myself because apparently i cnt walk past a mirror without looking at meself and i have over 100 pics of myself posing. what do yas think? You love yourself.

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Do Christians get offended when Family Guy makes jokes about God & Jesus? Very much so.

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Domestic assault. My wife was arrested, booked and released after her parents made bail. The police took her away handcuffed because I was the one with the black eye and bloody nose. What is the stat. of limitations that I can press charges. So she beat you like a bitch, eh?

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Why do girls still think they have to be skinny to be attractive? Oh boy. Well, here goes... because they do?

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I didn't eat my meat, but I still had pudding...is that so wrong? Damn you. Damn you to hell! Do you know what you have done?

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Do you support Sarah palin and her ability to lead the country if John McCain die? It is important to remember that unless you are running for re-election NO ONE has experience running the country. She will do fine.

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What is the best way to advertise for a garage sale? Is it better to price things or not? How could i attract you to my garage sale? Stand on a busy corner naked and advertise that there are more naked people at the sale.

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I spanked you 4 girl on vacation and there 9 and they cussed me out. I'm just a single mom so i took the paddle out and spanked the each bare bottom for 5 minutes after that the said they where sorry. (usally there spanking are with a wooden spoon Um...first of all yikes on the grammar. But if I understand you correctly, you spanked children for five minutes with a paddle. I hope you like orange clothing and baloney sandwiches.

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Can a prison deny an inmate from seeing his spouce and kids for no reason Yes.

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What do you prefer really close friends or B/F G/F Well my really close friends don't...you know...

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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that? THis is criminal child abuse. The man should be behind bars.

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Is it healthy to leave your child alone (13 years old) ? I feel like if I am with him ALL the time I am smothering. At the same I feel guilty leaving him alone to have time with my boyfriend. What do you think? A lot of this depends on when you leave him alone, what kind of character he has, is he getting in trouble? Does your son have friends you would not be comfortable with him be alone? Another question, does your "boyfriend" bring this issue up?

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Why do men really like big women? Um..boy, how do I say this...well...you see...they...um...well...they don't.

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Why is it that rich churches in rich neighborhoods have employees who are tax exempt, don't you think there should be a cap on the amount of money one religious worker can receive for their efforts in one given year? 1) People working for churches make well below the national average for college educated persons. 2) They are not excempt from income tax. In fact, they have to pay 100% of their social security (most employees only pay 50%) so end up paying more in taxes than most Americans. 3) What is excempt is their housing (just like the military).

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The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how? I am still trying to figure this out...

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Anyone else have any examples of "don't raise the price, shrink the container"? Breyers has recently done this to their ice cream containers, they were 56oz now they are 48oz. The price stayed the same and you have to look closely to see the difference. BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do I reveal to my xlover's livein girlfriend, that we were having an affair for the last year. This guy lied to me and told me he had broken up with his present girlfriend and never told me he was living with her. Im the girlfriend he dumped to date her. Yikes.

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Dating a single dad and our alone time is scarce. We spend 90% of our time as a family. (single dad, full custody of one child, child has few friends) What is the best way to tell him that I need alone time without feeling selfish? There isn't one. He is obviously committed to his child. You will either have to accept life with him as it is or go away. If you try to come between he and his child I can pretty much guarantee you will be kicked to the curb.

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How do i get out of an abusive relationship when everytime i leave he hurts himself or everytime he leaves i cant let him because if i agree he freaks out? Walk up to him and smack him hard in the face. Say, "there now that is out of the way, I am leaving." If he threatens to hurt himself, hand him a first aid kit and a cell phone with 911 on the speed dial and then walk away.

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If your computer could speak, what would it say to you? You know, you could get arrrested for looking at that.

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What do you think of Darwin's theory of evolution? It's gay.

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If I let someone who has been drinking drive my car can I get arrested for a DUI? No, but your car can get impounded or even confiscated.

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I have a friend that is under investigation by DFCS. She lied to them. She told DFCS that she was single when actuallity she is married. Will she get in trouble for lying and would I be hurting her if I told the truth? Being married is better for the kid? It is not a matter of IF your friend will get in trouble but WHEN. You telling the truth is not necessary.

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What sort of person tells lies? a common one

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What screams 'DON'T HIRE ME'? showing up nude for an interview.

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What is the dumbest or funniest question that you could ask a potential employer during a job interview? <as an attractive employee walks by> Damn, are you hittin' that?

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What is the dumbest or funniest question that you could ask a potential employer during a job interview? So what are you...like a "D" cup?

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What is the dumbest or funniest question that you could ask a potential employer during a job interview? Would it be a problem to view pornography on my computer during breasts....ooo, I mean breaks?

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Do you understand what an amazing political moment happened today? Instead of the "bickering" everyone accuses presidential candidates of, these two men came to Washington and made a different. Bravo to both men. Americans, you can be proud! I may have been premature with my excitetment. It looks instead like it will be business as usual.

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I'm 14 and bi-sexual, but the kids at my school don't know yet. Not even my friends. I was planning on coming out to my friends, but my school is very homophobic, and once they know, everybody will. Should I wait to come out, or should I tell people now? Every so often I get a hankerin' for something naughty. I take care of it. It doesn't define who I am. You are more than your sexual preference. Develop yourself as a scholar, athlete, friend, citizen, and family member. Let this lie. Truth is you are to young to be invloved with members of either sex.

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Does water conduct electricity I know of only one way to find out ...

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What little or big things are you doing to save our environment? I hugged a tree but it dislodged a sleeping spotted owl and it fell and broke its neck. I was so distraught I drove my SUV (12 mpg) across country twice just to clear my head (I used air conditioning and threw my trash out on the freeway). I just could not get over what I had done so I bought a few hundred acres of the rain forest and leveled it to become a tobacco farmer. I feel better now.

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Are McCain's campaign ghost-writers like shills? Are Obama's

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Are you for or against the $700 billion bailout? Happy about it? No. Is it necessary? Yes.

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If we were to take a ride down your Memory Lane... what type of transportation would we most likely need? A firetruck becuase everything would be so hot.

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Do you hate your country My country rocks!

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How do you feel about groups like PETA(people for the ethical treatment of animals)? DO you feel they are too extreme? Or do you agree with them and their methods? Their stupidest suggestion yet.

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My European grlfrnd (of 2 yrs) and I have ongoing arguments over her desire 2 stay in contact w/ex-lovers from her past. These have all been short-term, physical sits. mostly. I say why borrow trouble; she says its cultural. I trust her but cant accept it Tell her welcome to America. Then explain what happens here to horse thiefs, what a "make my day" law is, and the fundamental painfulness of being tarred and feathered. I think she will get the hint.

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Have you thanked your local AB CL's and staff today? :) No. And I never will.

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I`M STARTING TO GO THROUGH DIVORCE,I HAVE SOLELY SUPPORTED THE FAMILY!HOW CAN I GET MY HUSBAND OUT OF THE HOUSE LEGALY? Three words...temporary restraining order. Once out, move quickly on the divorce paperwork. He will be entitled to some monetary recompense for the house but no reason he should ever be back in except to pick up his belongings.

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My boyfriend is 5'7" and I'm 5'9". Why does he feel self conscious at times? He says "women don't like short men" -- I like HIM! So, what's the problem? Well...I am sure that I am going to get DR'd for this, but I have some points to spare so here goes...for the most part, women DO NOT like short men.

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If your hanging out with someone (movies, dinners, etc.) and also sleep together but never talk about your relationship is...does that automatically make it a friends w/ benefits situation? Yes. Enjoy.

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What's so bad about wine that comes from a box or a can? If you have to ask that question you won't understand the answer.

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Why was Bush not taken to a safe,undisclosed place immediately,by the Secret Service, upon learning of United Airlines Flight 175 hitting the WTC?Why did they leave him in a place (Emma E. Booker Elementary School), where everyone knew where he was? Maybe they wanted him dead.

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I just turned 21 and have been doubting my 2 year relationship with my boyfriend. I want to be my age and find my freedom but I love him so much. Should I leave or should I stay? You are 21. Grow up.

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Our female shepard had shown no signs of having a season. She is 18 months old. We have been socializing her with my male, in an attempt to encourage estrus. We want her bred at least once. Registered White Shepards, people really want to buy their pups. Are you seriously going to whore out your best friend for a little scratch?

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Ok, mother and father are divorced, have 1 daughter. Is it against any laws for the mother to tell the daughter that her father is not her father. And to tell the child that the mothers boyfriend is the daughters father. The daughter is almost 4 yr. Thx Depends on whether or not it is true. If mom is wanting the daughter to call the bf dad because he is the new man in her life then it would not necessarily be illegal, however, it would be considered an unhealthy emotional climate for the child. This could affect custody orders if any are in place.

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So what if I'm a Satanist? Well since no one else will say it, I would rather not see you go to hell. So I guess I do have a problem with it.

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Have you ever disciplined your children by making them do sit-ups or push-ups? OMG! You MONSTER! Now chin ups...yeah that would be okay.

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Can you cut your child out of your will completey? You can but if you child provided any financial support to you they can contest your will and then probate gets ahold of it.

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The majority of the people do not trust their government to tell them the truth, as they have been caught lying to us many times.Clearly there is a coverup of info about 9-11.So why do we call those who question sketchy evidence conspiracy theory nuts? What sort of cover up?

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Is it legal for neighbor to put up barrier fence with out permission? You have to avenues of complaint. One: it blocks a view that were you to loose it would devalue your home or Two: it would block access that you have used for an extended period of time.

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Who do you think will win the presidential election in 2008? i hope it is McCain because I want to see more of Sara Palin.

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Which people were the first ones to recognize Venus? I think the Greeks saw her coming up on a clam shell.

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Do you have a different relationship with your boss if it is a man or a woman? Yes, very.

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Do you think man will ever be able to scratch the surface of Uranus? My doctor just did and it hurt like hell!

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I witnessed my condo association damaging my car while mowing the lawn. They ran over a pile of gravel and caused $1,000 damage.The association says we park at our own risk and that they are not responsible. What can I do? Check your paperwork and see if you signed anything acknowledging that or check to see if they have any signage CLEARLY posted to that affect. If the answer to both of these is no, go to small claim. Include the company that performs the landscaping services. If you really want to rev things up, include condo association officials by name.

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My boyfriend of two years cheated on me but we got through it. I recently told him how i cheated on him and he broke up with me. I want to make it up to him. What should I do? Call him a f**king hypocrite and get on with your lives. You may want to slap him a time or two as well.

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Do you brag a lot? Yes, and I am right to do so

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Is there anything wrong with this slogan..."Eat beaver! 100 million men and many women can't be wrong." Why am I getting DR'd for this question? I didn't suggest it was good bad or indifferent - YOU are supposed to be telling me that.

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If a guy you know is giving you loadza eye contact,holds your gaze like hes staring at you,finds any excuse to touch you or hug you,calls you pet names like angel or baby,helps you out with money trouble,tells you how sexy you look,does he like you? Unless he thinks you are FABULOUA...if you catch my drift.

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What are your thoughts about a woman that shaves her stomach/chest on a regular basis? Depends on whether or not I can watch.

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Are there any more 'firsts' you're looking forward to in your life? Yes, all the naughty ones.

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How should I tell my internet crush that I am a thick girl? We're both mid 30's. Phone convo is great! We exchanged "headshots" and my face is thin, but I am size 16/18, and want him to look "beyond" that, but am afraid he will judge. How do I tell him? Tell him that you are "rubinesque" and have a large chest.

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Who wants to go back to Italy? I know I do.... Go ahead.

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What are my legal rights when it comes to a neighbor's dead tree hanging over the fence/property line and affecting my power lines? I've had the city come out and they say they can't do anything because the tree is on private property. Ask them to be removed or you will go to small claims court. This will be a slam dunk.

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Why are people so hard on those who don't want to get married or have children? ex: Oprah I will get DR'd for this but what the hey...I have noticed that adults or couples without children can be a little self-focused and a little immature. I think having children is a natural stage in human development. (sighs) Alright, DR me.

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My girl friend of 3 years has left me and moved out. I am still madly in love with her but she does not want to be with me because she does not want to go through life with only having one partner, Is it worth me pursuing her? I think you already know the answer.

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Guys: removed I have some if you would like to see.

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Sometimes single mothers have to hustle, have no choice but to make easy money,, like strippin or prostitution.. what you all think about that? I think this is one of the all time stupid questions.

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Do you have a friend with benifits? Yes, most of my friends have insurance and retirement packages.

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What do people think of McCain's choice for VP after finding out her 17 year old daughter is pregnant? To me, it just confirms the absence of morals I was pretty sure existed throughout the republican party. She is not the one pregnant out of wedlock nor is her daughter running for VP. I say good job standing by your family. I like her better because of it.

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Is the bible supposed to be interpreted for you or should you find your own meaning in it? The Bible is more straight forward than most preachers would like to admit. However, there are some cultural contexts that require some study to fully understand.

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I invite you to a party in my house and the idea of strip poker comes up willl you play and join in? YES! WHEN? Can I just come naked?

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Does my sister have the right to Knee me between my legs? When she caught me wearing her panties? Legally...no. Ethically...no. Karma-wise...YES!

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Why, in some neighborhoods are there a pair of shoes strewn over the power lines? Because throwing someone's shoes over the power lines is so damn funny.

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What are the advantages of being a mistress Are you planning on becoming one?

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According to evolution, do you believe that human got evolved from monkey ? if yes, what happened the the creature in the middle between monkeys and people? FIrst of all I don't believe in evolution. Second of all there is some evidence. Third it is not conclusive. There is enough doubt to allow for skepticism.

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Name 3 things you love about the UK They are the birthplace of the US. They seem thankful to be resuced during WWII. James Bond.

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When harvesting for Cannabis plants; do you cut the whole plant down? Or Just snip the bud stems off? I wanna keep the crop going to keep croppin'. Do I regrow new plants from clones? Can I just keep the ones grown and have them bud again? I wish I could DR you more.

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"Christian" was coined in "book of Acts", by following of the doctrine of that time, namely weeks after Jesus died on the cross and appeared to the disciples. Does the LDS church align itself with the doctrine of that era and/or the doctrine of Joe Smith. Smith.

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Should those who have no children be able to pass judgement on parents? Well those who have never killed anyone pass judgement on those who commit murder.

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If "God Knew My Soul Before I Was Born", would that same logic not also suggest that a human soul exists independent from the body, and therefor can't truly be harmed by something as trivial as having it's unformed body aborted? Where do you get the phrase "God knew my soul before I was born?"

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I'm 16, and my boyfriend is 21. I've been told that my parents can chage him with statutory rape because he's 5 1/2 years older then me. Is that true? You do not have to have sex with this dope for him to get in serous trouble. Your parents can file a restraining order on your behalf.

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I've got someone in my office that just told me only Mallard Ducks quack. Is this true, because personally I think it's wrong. You need to walk straight up to this guy and punch him in the mouth.

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If you see a guy with his legs shaved, What would you think of him? I would think "FAB-U-LOUS"!

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Is it possible to garnish a pension for the purpsoe of child support? Yes.

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I'm pregnant by a guy who graduated hs but hid from me he cannot read or write and has no interest in learning. will never be able to support a family beyond his style of living now. Do i have to give this baby his last name? You don't have to put his name on the birth certificate, HOWEVER, all he has to do is get a court ordered paternity test to prove he is the father.

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I spent the last ten years of my life in a cubicle. My wife likes the homeless look, but now I'm trying to find a new career. When I shave I look like a 13 year old girl. How can I shave/trim and still look smart and manly? I say go with the 13-year-old girl look.

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What are the signs that a child is growing up to be a kleptomaniac? When they steal their own stuff.

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Did you hear about that church that Obama belongs to. He had to sign a document saying that the only god that's a good god is the one that wants to kill all of the whites. Who else thinks that's just sick and screwed up? Are we forgetting that Obama is half-white? SO is the man now suicidal?

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Why do men act like complete babies when they are not agreed with 100% of the time? There is so much to work with this question I am a little overwhelmed...

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Do you believe that the US should take any action against Iran, for allegedly supplying weapons to the Iraqi Resistance? Well, since we are already over there...you know, we may as well...

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Im going on a beach holiday what is the best things to take wth me? Well, I would appreciate it if you would FORGET your bathing suit.

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_______, it brings out the worst in people. Demon possession

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What did you do on your 40th Birthday? The other eskimos placed me in a canoe and sent me out into the frozen wastes to die.

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You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response? Blonde hair and blue eyes, eh? "Ma'am, would you step this way please for a gratuitous body cavity search?"

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Dont you think these homemade christmas ornaments are just too cute? See Url... No...they're terrifying.

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Why are nuts so expensive? Well the cost of feeding and housing the mentally ill is skyrocketing due to the high cost of medical supplies and the wages of skilled nurses...oh, wait, you mean like peanuts?

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Before they became living handbags for socialites, what was the original purpose of the chihuahua breed? To wreak tiny havoc on your enemies.

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Can I make my daughter wear a chastity belt? Are you serious?

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We had a tragedy in our city last week. Four men broke into a home with guns and machetes and threatened to kill a young man and his sleeping younger brothers. He shot and killed one of the men who broke in. Should he be charged with manslaughter? I don't know that I would call that a "tragedy." Sounds like a good outcome for a bad situation. Most states have what is called a "make my day" law. Did this happen in America?

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Back in March The Wall Street Journal reported that "some women were worried that the resistance to Sen. Clinton may embolden some men to resist women's efforts to share power with them in business, politics and elsewhere" Is it that a reasonable fear? It is nonsense. People just don't like Hilary. We already had to put up with her in the 90's.

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I have a dream of being a famous musician. And I know it will happen eventually in my life. But, I always hear people tell me that the chances are against me, that I won't make it. I need a little encouragement. What do you think? This isn't going to be encouraging but maybe it will be helpful. Set a realistic goal and then acheive it. Then set a more lofty goal, just a little bit, and then do what it takes to get there. Determine how you are going to get from a to b to c to d and stop dreaming about z.

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Which holiday do you do the most decorating for? Columbus Day.

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Without using religion, you can give a valid argument against homosexuals having full rights to equality in society? their sex is icky

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Would you consider dating me? I think I already have.

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I put a deposit on an apartment and got the reciept for it, but the man that was leasing it did not have any papers for me to sign a contract with him, and now I want my money back and he said I couldn't get it back if I didn't sign a Unless he has paperwork that you signed indicating that you understood the deposit to be non-refundable, he is committing larceny.

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Yesterday on AB I had an exchange with an idiot who said he wouldn't play football because he didn't want to put his hand on another man's sweaty butt, nor did he want to get sweaty with guys in any way. Isn't that homophobia? Not wanting to touch another man's sweaty butt is just damn good common sense.

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Wut is the best album of all time? Anything from the Wiggles.

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CAN A 9 YEAR OLD BE CLASSED AS A PAEDOPHILE IF THEY DID THINGS WITH A YOUNGER CHILD? Not a pedophile but they can be labeled a sex offender.

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I would like to know the different beliefs of the different religions such as baptist, church of christ,pentacostal,and so on why dont everyone believe the same if we are suppose to be christians can you help me with this info i can be a better wittness They all believe the same thing. The differences are primarily in how they worship, how they structure church government, and slight doctrinal issues. Think of it in terms of fast food restaraunts...they all make burgers and fries but some prefer Wendy's, some McDonalds, some Burger King.

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My dad went to prison 4 years ago accused of sexual assault on a young girl. He is due to come out soon and although I no he is innocent I am so afraid of what people are going to say or do to him. I no he didn't do it but how can I prove it? Why do you think he is innocent?

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I live in an older house and my pipes have just recently begun to "bump" every five minutes or so. Anyone know whats going on with my plumbing? Ghosts.

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What do you think the odds are that in two years time we will wish we had Bush to deal with instead of whoever wins this Presidential Election - for and against? Highly probable. The grass always LOOKS greener.

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My son's school principal told me that if I don't put him on ADD medication she will turn me into child protective service. Is this legal? I would make the following three phone calls... 1) a lawyer (your are looking at at least a 5 digit settlement here) 2) the school superintendent (this person will not be a principal much longer) 3) the media (this will insure positive outcomes for 1 and 2). Enjoy your settlement money!

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My son is 17 and expects me to find him a job. He is disrespectful to me and his father does nothing to motivatie him to help around the house or work or stop him verbally abusing me. I am afraid to try therapy because my son gets violent and won't go. Get him a job working an oil rig in Wyoming. THe lesson will be learned.

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Do u think I can wear fishernet tights at a wedding? If it is a stripper wedding.

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How tall was Andre the Giant Really? Andre The Giant Really was 2 meters tall.

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If Space is a vacuum ... Who changes the bag? That is funny.

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Do you know the names of your next door neighbours? No but I have seen them naked. Does that count?

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"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" - good or bad advice? What if you enemies smell bad?

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Christians, do you think that there are many sins we commit that we don't even know about? Do you think God understands and forgives us for them? Technically sin is literally "missing the mark." THat is why Jesus died because we all "miss the mark" both intentionally and intentionally. However, when we are aware of sin we must ask forgiveness for those sins.

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I want the best of the top 30 country hits I miss for the year 2001 from January-December in Canada? Gee is that all?

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What tv show MUST you always watch? The one they show you in court to advise you of your rights.

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How do you spot a narcotics undercover agent? Narcotics officers are usually young recruits right out of academy and they look just like everyone else right up until the point they are putting the cuffs on.

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Would it bother you to have a pet watching while you're on the toilet? That's a hannging offense in my home.

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I want to know how someone can call themselves a Christian and lie about being pregnant and having a miscarriage? I know everyone lies but is it just me that thinks that is taking it too far. Well as a man I would naturally BE lying if I told you I was pregnant or had a miscarriage.

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Does it take alot to make you cry? Just a sunset, Barry Manilow, and puppies.

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I want to try and explain to my boyfriend why i have called and contacted my ex boyfriend so many times but i dont know how to. i dont even know why i've looked him up and i just want to apologize to him. I never technically cheated on him. The fact that you used the word "technically" means that in your heart you know you were cheating on him. At least emotionally.

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What is a good excuse to tell a friend why you didn't open the door? Took too much viagra and couldn't reach the door.

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I had to visit the home of my ex-fiance after twenty six years. I had not seen her - and she was not there when I went - but I felt 'at home' in the most profound and shock-to-the-system way the moment I entered. She cheated cruelly on me, Am I insane? You are a little. Yes.

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My older brother was smoking pot, then he kiss my 2 year old daughter and blew in her mouth the smoke pot, I told him not to do it ever again, we live at my mom's, my mom says she cannot kick him out because is her son, what should I do? By your mother's logic you can't be kicked out of the house either. By a baseball bat, make sure your brothers sees it, and explain how you will use it next time pot and your daughter are in the same room.

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What percentage of 911 calls are a misuse of the system? None are. It is important that people feel comfortable using the system. Law Enforcement would rather respond to a fake call then miss a real one.

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If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be? Pairs of naked female breasts at my disposal.

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I am going through a divorce, my husband cheated 3 times while I was pregnant. I gave him a year to get things right and no change so we are divorcing now. How do I make my new man feel like its not his fault and he is not my rebound? Wait until you are NOT on the rebound.

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Did you ever deserve to be told to "Shut the hell up"? Nope. You?

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My son had a traffic "failure to appear" bench warrant on him in Manchester, Missouri. Do the Manchester police department have the right to come to your home to arrest you on a "failure to appear" bench warrant? I was told they cannot come to the home. The above are correct. They can but won't. All he needs to do is go to the county courthouse, post bond and reslove this. It will go better for him if he handles it then if they pick him up on the street.

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Why is the government still trying to keep everyone scared of marijuana when anyone who has tried or knows someone who has tried weed can tell you it's less dangerous than several legal drugs? Because LESS dangerous than LSD or Cocaine does not mean that it is not dangerous at all.

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Welcome to the Answerbag "A List"......(just drop your name) on the list.....Thank you!!!! I AM the "A" list.

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A friend of mine just came over and made me and some other friends the best grilled cheese sandwiches ever. What's the best thing we can do to thank her? I want to. I want to so BADLY. But I won't.

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Without a college degree, will I be considered a failure? You have received many supportive answers, but here is the truth...in many ways, yes.

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What would you do?? you have a child to an ex you child lives with her. she is moving a guy in that she's never met only off the net. they have talked for about 6 month.. should i go for custody? YES! YES! YES! YES!

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There are so many people from different backgrounds, saying society as a whole is declining. Anyone else think that while there's room for improvement, the world is better now than it has ever been? I would say thinks are better but not BEST yet.

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What does it mean if my boyfriend told his ex I was just a friend and not his girlfriend? That is perception of your relationship is different than yours.

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I want go to georgia like american soldjer peacekeeper Knock yourself out!

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Is graffiti of the 70's-80's considered more of an art form than that which followed in the 90's which was less surreal? Vandalism is vandalism.

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If you could only use 1 word to describe your mate what would your word be? Nonexistant.

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Are there any flowers that don't attract bees? Silk.

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Legal advice NEVER!

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I'm 14. He's 16. Is it okay to be dating as long as we don't have sex? Sure as long as you realize that 95% of teenage boys really, REALLY want sex.

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WHat do you think is tagging an form of art or is tagging violent to the community Graffiti and tagging destroy property and cost the landowner money. That isn't art.

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What is your favorite kind of chocolate? Free!

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Im a white girl but i like all types of guys everyone just recently found out i had cheated on my boyfriend with a black guy and people flipped out n said if i was to cheat to do it with someone worth while not some black kid why is it such a big deal? You can expect a lot of negative feedback on this one. To be honest, you've earned it. Furthermore, the quality of your friends is disturbing...cheating is ok if it is done with a "white" guy?

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How many comments do you make on answers a week? Do you think you should be able to offer points for comments? Yes. Mine are always very funny.

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My cat just now started puking and she wont stop also the other day she got out side and she was in heat and i belive that it is a male cat that was outside and she wasoutsidefor4hr andwhenshegotinsideagainshedidntshow anysignsofbeinginheatis she pregnet Probably. To aviod this in the future, make a point of sitting on your porch and cleaning your gun when the local male cats are around. They will get the idea and leave your kitty alone. That way you can save money by not having to spay your kitty.

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What is the big deal about boobs ??? guys can you tell us . They are amazing!!

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If the survival of the state is at stake, is censorship justified? Why or why not? There is a diference in censoring ideas and censoring expression. You have the right to think any damn thing you want, I have the right to ignore you. As long as you expression is only available to those who are interested in it, then everyone is happy (and yes that is the idiots version of the legal answer).

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How many men curl their hair MEN don't curl their hair.

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Would you spank your child @ 15 y/o if he/she came home drunk & stumbling? Good lord NO!

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What fruit contains the most calories? Ju-Ju fruits

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What fruit contains the most calories? Ju-Ju Fruits.

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My husband and I have only been married for 8 months, he has not worked, not contributed to any bills, and his name is not on my lease. Can I evict him? Yes. Be prepared to pay alimony if he can prove that he contributes something other than finances to the relationship.

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Why do Christians so desperately cling to the idea of Hell as a place of eternal torment, despite there being no place in the Bible that says this? Doesn't such a teaching only alienates people from your God? Christians do not "desperately" cling to the "idea" of hell. You actually are correct that the Bible does not indicate that hell is a place of eternal torment, HOWEVER, the Bible does indicate that those who do not make it into heaven, and this includes Satan and all his demons, will be cast into a lake of fire where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. There is no...

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What would you say to someone other than telling them to rot in hell when they say to you that "If you associate with drinkers even though you don't drink, you won't be saved"? Is their opinion valuable to you?

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We all know that guys like to give girls hickeys but is it okay for girls to give guys hickeys? No dammit. Hickeys are of the devil!

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I am 30 and still single. My dad is getting angry because he keeps saying he wants a grandchild. He is always on my case about it too. What can I say to for him to chill out? Tell him to get you hooked up.

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Why does asparagus make your wee smell? The better question is why are you smelling your pee?

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How can you tell a stranger (nicely) that you don't want to dance with them? Mace. Oh, NICELY, then pepper spray.

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Do you look down on people that smoke up on your high horse Yes I do.

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Why is it when we perspire the persiration taste extremly salty, should we replace the lost salt? I think you just invented Gatorade.

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Who do you want to lick on AB? Do you mean violently or sexually?

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My girlfriend is always asking me to go to the cinema with her, but I've seen most movies out lately. I would like to do something different but I can't ice-skate and there isn't much to do in Basingstoke. What can we do together? Hee hee hee...this question made me laugh. Anyhow, there is one thing a boy and girl can always do together and provided you protect yourselves well it doesn't cost anything either...

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What is the occupational job title of someone that picks up highway dibree and dead animals Inmate 117653

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What do you think about police officers? I know that alot of people hate them, but why? All they do is try to protect us. I plan on being a poloce officer. Do you think I'm making a bad decision? I am one. The job rocks and the pay is better than most people think. We'd love to have you!

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My children are clearly emotional distrought when I have to take then to visit their father. They beg me not to leave them. What can I do to modify court order? You can bring in DHS if you have credible evidence of abuse or neglect or you can bring in independent psychiatric screening. HOWEVER, remember that in both cases this can backfire on you.

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Did Tom ever catch Jerry? Yes Dammit, and it was horrible...HORRIBLE! Those tiny screams still haunt my dreams.

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What would you do if you found out your spouse was 50 000 dollars in debt? Start stipping or hookin' till it was paid off.

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How does your cat attract your attention? Usally a seductive strip tease.

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Isn't Hanna Montana taking over the human race? Yes. Are you questioning her authority?

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I know it is not legal to look for someones pass word but i can't go to the law i need to find out some things and don't want to get her arrested. so i stell need to find someone that knows how to get a password This is not necessarily illegal. THere are many ways in which you could have the legal right to a password. But you WILL have to give us more info.

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Can you desribe you mother in one word? Mother.

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Does France have a formidable military? Greenpeace thinks they are badass.

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Would you be offended if you saw a shirt reading "never trust a hippie", with a picture of jesus holding a gun & a bottle of wine? Yes. Quite.

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What is your favorite cut of french fry? Example: Straight cut, shoe-string, krinkle-cut, waffle, steak fry.... Freedom Fries!

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How do you track ovulation if your cycle is different EVERY month? (Besides the OTC test kit...that gets expensive!) Make love EVERY day. That is the only way to be sure.

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I fancy a girl but i think lots of lads are really fit. I look mostly at gay porn but a bit on normal. I tell myself i am not gay but am i? I think your key words here are "mostly" and "a bit". I think you really know the answer to this question.

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What's the best way to beat the blues? Usually a baseball bat or expandable baton are the best ways to beat something. A rubber hose if you don't want to leave any evidence of the beating.

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What do you think of bisexual people? I just think, Damn! Make up your mind!

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How do you feel about immigrants (living in our country) waving their flag instead of Americas? If they like their flag better they can move back.

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Are you missing anything if you don't travel to the Middle East? War.

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A married person becomes friend with another mp neither are happy in the marriage an have an affair then fall in love end it because thats whats best. 5 yrs later this p looks for u again u still in love as he is but are not allowed 2 b 2gether You both suck it up and move on.

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Is it sexy to wear a top without a bra? For small boobs or big? It really is!

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I am filing a claim in small claims court against a NY based company, but the reason for the claim took place in NJ. Should I file the claim in NY or NJ? You file in the county you reside.

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What has been England's most beneficial gift to the world. What has been the most detrimental? Gift- the United States of America. Detrimental - the Spice Girls.

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When the point fairy visits you and hits you with a ton of positive points do you feel the need to pay it forward, or do you just smile and go about your business? I pat myself on the back because I know I deserved it.

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Are you from Greece? Thank GOD, NO!

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If you lost your arm and legs, would you still want to live? It would be tough until I got my bionic arms and legs.

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Just found 27in. poliroid flat screen television in dumpster. pluged into power source theres no picture no sound. Put it back in the dumpster.

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I've been trying to gain weight for the longest time, just recently I began eating significantly more, with more carbs, protein, and calories. But as soon as I stepped on the scale, I saw that I had actually lost weight. Help? Support? OMG! Your life is a living hell!

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Hillary VS Obama's wife.... Who would win? Hopefully they would both take the other out.

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How does the "other woman" justify her behavior when she KNOWS her lover is MARRIED? He's LYING to be w/ you How can u believe he's really not Happy at home and USING u? At the end of the day..where is he? You can't justify or explain this behavior. It is the most selfish choice imaginable. There is no justification for it.

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Which man would you least like to see in a Speedo? You would all enjoy seeing me!

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Have Atheists caused any serious problems besides religion? (Yes, I know I will get marked down for this) Athiest will cause more deaths this year than all religions combined.

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Do you ever think that a new category on AB will ever be named after one of the users? Be creative. (sm00zisms) There is serious consideration to naming the sexiness category after me...feafulkitty.

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Do I really need to see your arse crack? You would be so lucky...

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My girlfriend that ive been going out for 7 months asked me if i was ever interested in a threesom..is she testing me or being serious? How are we supposed to know that? All I can tell you is that she hasn't invited me...yet.

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Is it proper to give a man an oil painting drawed by yourself if he is married ? i am a single girl What is the subject of the painting?

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I am not advocating violence, but if there was one person that you could haul off and just slap them silly one time, without any consequences,who would it be and why? Myself as a teenager.

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Jon Bon Jovi has compared himself to Tom Cruise. Am I the only one who finds that really, really funny? Is Jon really short?

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I think my house might be haunted how would i know if it was Stand in front of your house and yell, "it's on beyatch"...if a ghost comes out to fight you...it's hanted...if the police come then it is not.

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Should we be concerned that Presidential hopeful John McCain does not know how to use the internet? Concerned? How about grateful?

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Can we find another, less pejorative word than "cheater" to define men and women who have relationships outside their marriages? This is the stupidest AB question...EVER!

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Do you believe in customer service? I don't know that you can prove the existence of something that you have never seen nor experienced...so no, I don't believe in it.

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My girlfriend of 3 yrs has said she needs space from us. She got very drunk at a friends wedding. The following week she told me that she thinks this is her bodys way of telling her something is missing with us, and we need to have some time Leave her and her booze to themselves. In a year or so you wouldn't want to be around her anyway.

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What is the worst beer that you have ever tasted? The one you are throwing up.

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What are some Spanish words that are considerably longer than their English counterpart? (Example: corazon = heart). El Nacho instead of just nacho.

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Do you think that it would be appropiate to fire the people at Fox news for their racist comments? Yeah, our stupid government that saved Europe from Germany - TWICE. Damn us. Damn us to hell.

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50 years ago today President Eisenhower signed the National Aeronautics and Space Act. Would you like to join me in celebrating 50 years of reaching for the stars to better understand the cosmos? Nobody post any damn conspiracy theories about us never getting to the moon! Yeah NASA!

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I am a 21-year-old college student enjoying being single and independent. Why is it that so many people around my age are getting married in such a rush? It seems like I am the only one in my graduating class that is not married? Anyone noticed this? You are not married yet? Thank GOD! I finally found one... So..howareyoudoin'?

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If you gave up eating animal products, what would you miss the most? The pitiful screams of terror as they are "harvested."

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Can a person be too nice? elaborate please. I can but rarely do.

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I have a really big problem...i broke up with my girlfriend, and about a week later I started to text a girl and I mixed up the number and the one I did text turned out to be her best friend...and now both of them hate me...what can i do bout this? Move on.

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Can anyone honestly tell me how to approch that attractive girl I've always wanted? I feel that I have no chance with someone like her....... Start by changing your thinking. You DO have a chance...take it. Cowboy up son and and do it. COnvince her that you are the one for her. Don't take no for an answer (at first) and be confident. Dammit son, you CAN do this!

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Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? You mean outside of myself....hmmmmmmm.....

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Do you think you have a realistic body image? I am built like a god.

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What race has the highest percentage of homosexuals? Martian Men.

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As I've said before, I've noticed that girls (in the US) who are around the ages of 9, 10, and 11 are impatient and want boobs. Why are they so impatient to get their set of boobs? I honestly don't believe that a 9 or 10 year old needs a training bra. THe sad, but true, answer is growth hormones in the milk (per TIME about a year ago). They NEED a bra.

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I am watching americas got talent in englad wanna know who wins Why would anyone in England care?

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I am crushing on this guy at work...I am 24, and he is 20 years my senior...Also...I am a lesbian AND in a long term HAPPY relationship...but I am crushing on this guy SOOOOO bad....HELP!!!!!!! I told you we were cool. Let's just do it!

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I am recently married an my stepdaughter has a car that my wife's ex boyfriend cosigned for. now that we are married he wants out of it. can he? No. Make him suffer.

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When you close your eyes & think back to your childhood, what image can you see? My mum knocking three times and summoning the floating head of death.

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I LIVE WTIH A MAN FOR 29 YEARS HE HAS 2 CHILDREN FROM A FORMER MARRIAGE HE MADE A WILL STATEING I GET 1/3 OF EVERY THING HE HAS WILL THIS HOLD TRUE IN COURT. Did you want more?

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Who thinks religion divides people and causes more violence in the world Try economics.

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What are your objections to "born again" Christians? A thought...Christians believe that theirs is the only way to get to heaven and those on the outside are destined for hell. Now, rather than moaning and complaining, think of it this way...they are trying to keep you from ETERNAL TORMENT! You may not agree with them, but that is what they are trying to do. If I knew how to keep you from screaming in pain for the rest of eternity don't...

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What's the most fun you've had with a Ouija board? I burned one at the stake and its piercing screams attracted a bunch of dogs.

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Guys, who here would get a pedicure done??? No polish but just a pedicure Where they other metrosexuals get theirs.

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God I hate Bill O'Reilly! Who's with me? I wouldn't tell GOd I hated someone.

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Do you think 'nerdy girls' are attractive? By nerdy I mean above average smart and intelligent, not girls who wear glasses. Very, VERY much so!

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Back in the 90's pepsi made pepsi twist. what did you think of it. we are now making it again but its call pepsi NFL but its still pepsi with lemon. i tried it yesterday when we were making 20oz bottles of it and i didnt like it. let me know what u think It made the sun go dark in my eyes.

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Can having a past abortion ruin you're chances of getting pregnant again? And what about HPV?..I still have it but it is not active and has not been active in the last year, could this also ruin my chances of getting pregnant? It can.

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Can a man be Jewish without being circumcised? A Jew can be a Jew by being born to Jews so actually yes you can.

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What is your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool? Tinkle.

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Do younger Wiccans hiding their beliefs from their parents lessen the respect others may have for the religion? I really don't think ANYTHING could lessen the respect I have for that religion...it is already pretty low.

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Can a bailiff with a warrant entry a property and removed goods to the value of a debt if the person owing the money no longer lives there? He can remove items belonging to the person who owes the money. No one else. The particular items would usually be determnined in advance.

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Why is it ,that the people that fall in love with me are the people I am NOT attracted to in that way? You are dead inside.

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Where is the worst place to be sunburned? Detroit.

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What would you say for yourself if you stood before Satan? You first.

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How do you look when you run? Simply amazing. Sometimes people cry at the sheer beauty of it.

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It's been 2 months, she told me she has fallen IN LOVE with me. I'm not in love with her. I feel like I'm waiting for something better but she is so sweet to me. Should I break up with her now if I don' t have the same feelings? Ask yourself a big question first...is something better really out there? Sometimes we want some great exciting "thing" that doesn't really exist. The love of a woman is a precious gift don't be in too much of a hurry to throw it out. However, if you don't think you can love her back then let her go and good luck.

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Any idea why a mother would wait 5 weeks to report a child missing and expect anyone to believe that she's been looking for her on her own? This one has me speechless! Hence the reason no one believes her.

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf? Hi...I'm fearfulkitty. Do you like sushi?

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Not knocking anothers belief on Adam and Eve, but if they were the first two people ever made then how did cain find his wife? The truth...incest.

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Why is it that 99% of men suck? Now that isn't a provocative question.

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Do you dress to tempt, flaunt, or conceal? And I am a kitty...but really...aren't you..a...beautiful girl. THe girl of my dreams?

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Do you like the show American Idol? Why or why not? I like it!

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Was slavery more about wealth than race, since there were actually some black slave-owners in America? A little of both.

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Ive been taggn for quite a long time now but can some of you people tell me some utencils besides sharpies that have a "cleaner" look You do know you are a degenerate piece of crap don't you!

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Regardless of the size to be cut, the end results were always the same. Name the tool. Hee hee, you said tool.

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GIRLS: do you like glasses on men ( I do grrr)? YEAH!

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Which form of the divine name is correct-Jehovah or Yahweh? None of the above is correct and the answer is simple. Jehovah is Latin, Yahweh is Hebrew.

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How to pass a probation piss test Don't smoke dope or drink.

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I used to be very skinny,my aunt and cuz,came to visit and first my aunt said wow you have become my little pudgy nefew,i asked my cuz if she was just saying that as ajoke she said no you have pack on some major weight. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I'd give her an open-handed slap to the mouth.

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Do black chics like white guys? Who doesn't like white guys...especially when we dance!

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Would you break up if your mate unintentionally yelled out someone Else's name? Nope. I yell my own name a lot.

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My boyfriend had a one night stand while drunk. He regrets it and we are now engaged, but how can I ever trust him again? Keep him away from hooch!

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Why do Christians refer to their religion as peaceful when they refer to Islam as violent? Clearly the Old Testament ordered the deaths of countless gays, non-believers, and free thinkers. So what do you guys think? Well for starters, there weren't a lot of "free thinkers" in the ancient world. This is centuries pre-Plato. Nor did they order the deaths of "countless gays" that was a killing offense pretty much everywhere back there. Mostly GOd had the Jews kill idolaters - who were neither gay nor free thinkers.

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Why are gypsies more resistent to integration? They have eerie powers.

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Time for a smoke break, Who else is coming? I will hold the door for you guys. Have fun! <slam, lock> Hee hee!

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Do you think 10 sexual partners (intercourse only, not counting a few other encounters) is excessive for a 26 year old man? Damn I hope not.

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When do you feel very lonely and what do you do? I sit done in front of my computer and mas...um...answer questions on AB.

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I hate my older sister. what should i do? Why?

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I've noticed that people with proportionately long legs usually have long arms as well. And people with long arms and legs also have proportionately large (long) hands and feet as well. Is that generally true from what you guy's noticed? That is because they are aliens.

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If an ex came back to you and wanted to try again, would you? That depends on what she wants to try!

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Guys: do you think you can be in a serious relationship an stay faithful even if you had girls putting there self out there to you Hmmmmm....er....well...hmmm....<pointing over your back> O my God! What is that?

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What would be better for me to pursue as a career.. being a model or a nurse? Do both. They are both hot.

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Well I am back from my smoke break/shower break, Did I miss anything? I streaked but no one noticed.

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Is it reasonable to believe that everything on earth was created in six days? If you look closely at the biblical text. You will see that two things existed before God begins his six days of creation. The formless and void earth and water. Then God puts some life there. He says it is good. It is.

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Do you think it's unfair to ask homework questions here? I don't mean asking for help with them, but just asking for straight out answers. ...the answer is 42.

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I have 4gvn my cheatin spouse but i do not want to go bk to the apt in which he stayed while we were apart coz he shared d apt with d othr woman. do you think its fair enuf to ask him to move out n get another apt coz i cant make myself to call it my home Start over. Don't forget to bitch-slap the ho first.

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Did you like William Shatner on "Star Trek" or prefer him now, 40 years later, on "Boston Legal" or both? He...rocked...on...Star....Trek!

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I'm looking for an AB club to join but it must be awesomely cool. Are there any with openings? Or should I just start my own? I'll start one with you.

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I am at work and very very bored what can I do to pass the time? Streak.

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Do you keep a gun in your home? Where? I have a Springfield XD .45 that I keep in a lock box in the hall closet and a shotgun on a rack over the front door.

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Inappropriate? no perverted joke? Got a massage where the sheets where too thin so apparently to assist in my privacy the therapist grabs a hand towel lifts the sheet exposing my penis, takes it in her bare hand, tucks into the towel and sort of wraps it THis has happened to me a couple of times (I get an erection whenever I get a massage). I just appreciate the gesture and the sensation and leave it at that.

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When your driving and someone lets you pass, cut in, get in front of them, etc., do you throw up a thank you wave? I do. A rather jaunty one at that.

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Do some people assume that a buffet is like a fast food restaurant and does not require any tipping? I assume that. I am not going to tip 15% or 20% for someone to bring me a clean plate and a beverage refill.

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How do you think the war in Iraq will play out? I think this war will prove once and for all that the region cannot be stabilized. This was Bush's real motivation for the war. I think it will finally wake the rest of the world up to the fact that the oil we get from the region is not worth the risk (there is for instance enough oil in the Rocky Mountains to last the US for hundreds of years). We will move away from fossil fuels - a...

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Do you think my hairy armpits are sexy? What does the rest of you look like?

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Y is my ex so damn confusing, first we break up then he still wants to see me, but as friends, but still sex, then he says we should plan a trip for memorial day wkend because we need it?what the hell does that mean.i hate this. You are being used. No commitment, no sex. Period. No commitment, no trips. If he can't commit to you then you don't "need" anything from him.

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Kelly Clarkson, Fantasia, Carrie Underwood, or Jordan Sparks? Easy. Carrie.

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I'm a man, I'm going to have a lady urologist circumcise me. Would that be Ok? Did you pick a female on purpose? WHy would a woman become a urologist?

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I want to learn how to swim,but my ex-boyfriend is one of the swimming coaches.And I don't want to see him.He alsos coaches the tennis team,and is on the bowling team. Should I sign up for the swimming team anyway? What would you do?What should I do? Sign up for the swim team, buy a sexy bathing suit, and make him regret he ever left you.

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I have my driving test tomorrow, any last minute advice? Wear something pretty.

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What do you think of the format used on "The View"? (5 women of varying perspectives talking of many topics at a table with a guest or two sprinkled in) Does the format work? It works as a great alternative to torture.

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I think I might be bisexual, what do I do? It is only cool if you are a girl.

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Does the Bible really contain all the answers to life's questions? Yes.

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Hey, there is someone after me who supposedly wants me dead. After hearing this i have armed myself with a knife just in case it comes down to it. My question is, if this guy attacks me, and by a chance he is seriously injured, is this self defense? Step One: go to police station and file a report. Step Two: go to court and get a restraining order, this can usually be done in one morning. Step Three: sharpen the knife. If you don't do all three of these things you are a fool.

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What is the best advice you have ever heard. ..42..

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Why do I take peoples money from them for? I'm a pastor of a church, and I have tried maney times to stop taking these poor peoples money, but I can't stop. I need help. Are you refering to tithes or are you emezelling?

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All you anti-spankers out there with perfect children, please list what you're doing so all us "abusers in denial" as one person put it can learn from you. And also, name every child you know these days who is messed up for getting their butt swat. Wow, this isn't a loaded question...

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Will sleeping with other people make you happy? It seems to have been working so far.

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A boy at my school thinks rape is funny. Would you say this is mean,bad,or evil? Pathological. how old is he.

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Who would win in a free-for-all with Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris? Norris because he also carried a gun.

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Why do women make more noise then men in bed? Because they know we LIKE it!

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Can there be such a thing as life after death? Yes. I writing to you from there.

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Are married christians allowed to have oral sex? Do you mean with theri spouse

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DOES ANYONE KNOW A REALLY GOOD FOUNDATION? Jesus.

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Do you want "under God" out of our pledge? Let's leave it.

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I love the meanings of tattoos. I was at work today & this guy, maybe 25, tops, came on my line & had 2 tear drops by his eye. I asked the meaning & he said he killed 2 men. Was that a joke? Doesn't it have to be since he's not in jail? You will have to capture him and inject him with sodium penethol. If he has killed someone you can whack him on the spot. If not, let him go and he has learned his lesson.

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Why do I get chills down my spine for no apparent reason? Your afraid I am going to leave.

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Would you kiss the love of your life if she/he had large cyst-like herpe lesions growing all around his/her lips and they constantly leaked pus/blood? Um...well...er...hmmmm...yikes....can I use a face shield?

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What does it mean if my rabbit has blue eyes He is a Viking rabbit.

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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that? Here is the 217th version of no. No. Report the incident as in some states you could be held criminally liable for not reporting.

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I am not in my brothers wedding party so i got this black dress with a white bust is it ok to wear to the wedding? SOunds hot!

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Why the hype over the "man" who gave birth? Last time I checked being a man means you have one X Chromosome and one Y chromosome. It's almost like standing in a garage and trying to convince people you are a car. Yeah.

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What would you do if a bear was in your backyard? I would charge him with a rusty bowie knife ala Davey Crockett screaming "it's on now beyatch."

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What are some stereotypically French things I should do when I go to Paris? Insult AMerica, pretend you are getting decent service at one of the socialized hospitals, and protest that the government is giving you a good enough living.

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How come girls show off their chests and asses, but get mad/offended when people (either guys or girls) look? That is a good question. If I cover myself in meat and leap into the lions den I expect to get trashed. Men like breasts. When we see them we look. If youdon't want someone to look, cover them up.

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What is one thing that you can't stand about small children? Nothing. They rock!

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Poll: If there was a vote on legalizing marijuana Yes or No Sure. Let them smoke all they want. Meanwhile the rest of us will live productive lives.

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Does McCain stand any chance at all of getting elected? Yes. Obama is riding momentum over beating Clinton. Now he has to prove himself to everyone else.

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If youve seen batman, Do you think Heith Ledger did a good enough job for the award he was nominated for? or do you think he was nominated becuase he died after they shot his part for the movie? Ledger was fabulous.

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I am being dumped by my b/f. I literally have a pain in my chest, cant stop crying and just dont want to do anything. iv had lots of relationships and never felt like this. is my heart breaking? I feel so awful i cant even discribe it. some advise please Take the time your need. I am sorry for your pain. We are all here to help. There is more to you than him...hold on to what that is.

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In Stargate Atlantis why is it that they can communicate with all these other planets? Aren't the languages different? And if everyone speaks one common language... like the language of the Ancients... does everyone on Atlantis speak that language? Star Trek at least had a universal translator issued to all starfleet personnel. And in the Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy they stuck a fish in your ear.

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Is there a female in the painting of "The Last Supper" including Jesus' deciples? Nope.

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Will America enter into a new cold war with China? There is too much economic inter-dependency.

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I'm thinking of getting a green anaconda for a pet. I know they can grow to 25 feet or so, which would be awesome. I'm going to keep it loose in my apartment, cause I don't have a cage big enough for something that size. What do I feed a giant snake? Neighborhood cats, anyone going door-to-door, friends who talk about you behind your back...just make sure you feed it!

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Could you, and would you, be polite and friendly if Satanists came to your door proselytizing (sharing their good news) every 2 months? Why or why not? Why not? They don't really proselytize though. Who is this really in reference too?

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My husband thinks if a kid isn't beaten (or spanked as you child abusers in denial refer to it), they get away with everything they do. I know that's bull. Does anyone else agree or am I off in left field? Alright, as usual most AB answers were ancedotal...so let try a few facts. No current research supports corporal punishment. There ARE other effective measures they just take more work...GASP! What research HAS proven is that children who are disciplined with corporal punishment are more agressive than children who are not. Have you ever heard the proverb, "spare the rod spoil the...

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Are girls that wear bigger full cut panties viewed the same way as guys that wear tightey whities? I would just be glad to see the panties.

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Would you shag a saggy ugly judge if it saved you goin jail for a month? A month, maybe.

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How often do you go to a cemetary to visit a loved one? We usually meet at a restaraunt or coffee shop, but I guess we could add the cemetary.

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How do Jehovah's Witnesses explain John 2:19? SOck puppets.

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**How do i show my girlfriend that i love her other than saying it? One word...BLING.

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Do you drop it like it's hot? I drop it when it burns? Is that what you meant?

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Is Batman a woman beater? Not unless it is the catwoman.

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My cousin is living with us, and my mother thought she saw her snort a line of Cocaine, what would I use to find traces of cocaine? Get a NIK drug id test kit. But I must ask...how do you THINK you saw someone snort a line of coke? I mean, what else would she be snorting?

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If you could ask the presidential candidates one question, what would it be? Do you want a piece of this?

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Should there be separate online dating sevices for people with STDs? Hell YES!

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What do you see, five years into the future? Humanity enslaved by an alien hybrid of baboons and poison dart frogs.

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So you drive your car up to the gas pump and a sign reads "Out of Gas" what's your reaction? I scream until my voice goes hoarse.

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My friend is pregnant by her native american husband,who has a new woman pregnant. he has threatened to kidnap the child and says he's protected by tribal law.What can she do? They are right. Tribal law is limited to civil matters usually revolving around business (they can gamble and sell fireworks), much like a city or town is able to pass its own laws but they are subject to all state and federal statutes. believe me, his own tribal police or the federal police that covers the tribe will be glad to clap him in irons.

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What would you do if after an extremely stressful 12-hour day at work, you dropped a fifth of 16-year-old Scotch on the kitchen floor? Raise my hands above me head and say "GOd, some men you made out of clay, but me...me you made out of sh*t."

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What is the nearest object to you thats yellow The sun and it burns....OH GOD HOW IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you think that if people weren't so possessive and controlling as into who you can and cannot kiss that the realationship would last? I mean does it really matter if you kiss that girl from work? What is that going to do with the girl you were dating? You mean you AREN'T supposed to kiss girls at work?

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Does your butt look ok in a thong? I have people that actually request that I wear one. My butt looks that good.

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How would you feel if your 18 year old daughter's boyfriend walked up to you one day and told you how thankful he was that you had a daughter that was "very skillful at sucking cock." From a distance, you would hear screams becoming increasingly higher in pitch and then an eerie silence.

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Is euthanasia a sin? Sure why not.

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What do you think of the new alleged charges of Christian Bale (Batman) assaulting his mother and sister? Maybe the way they put their makeup on reminded him of the joker?

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In a relationship, which type of lies should be tolerated and which should not? Be specific if possible. Any lie having to do with liking her cooking.

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What kind of game would YOU like to play on AB? SOmething where we all get nekkid...or parcheze.

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What is the common misunderstanding of your world view (doesn't necessarily need to be religion) that annoys you the most? (For example, I'm atheist, and this doesn't mean I believe random chance and luck) That Christian people "hate" others.

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Will you hate me if I say I love your sister? I would say "you too?"

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I was in a house one time and i noticed that their dog was staring at the wall... i thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time... then i realized that there was a patch job right there in the drywall, why do you think that was? I told you not to ask any questions about that... <sound of chain saw starting>

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Estelle Getty, who played the feisty Sophia on "The Golden Girls" has passed away at the age of 84. What was your favorite "Sophia" moment? Remember who?

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When you're hanging out with your friends everyone's got a role. The comedian. The smarty. The referee. So which one are you? The handsome guy!

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When going through a securtiy checkpoint, why do so many people try to use the line "I am going to miss my flight?" Do they really expect TSA to care? Yes they do. Poor fools.

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Given that Jesus had to die to atone for human sin, why has Judas got a bad rap? Surely he should be lauded as a hero? People...Jesus was spending the night a few feet outside of Jerusalem. If the religious leaders had wanted to find Jesus it would not have been that hard. What Judas did was make it a little easier, that is all. Judas betrayal did not lead to Jesus death. Interestingly enough, and we all sometimes forget this, Judas did repent of his actions.

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Am I the only woman on this planet who doesn't fancy Tom Cruise? Yes.

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There are several official “dialects” in the United States. Why isn’t the Trucker’s dialect one of them? Becuase that would be stupid.

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There are several official “dialects” in the United States. Why isn’t the Trucker’s dialect one of them? Because that would be stupid.

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What things are you doing to help save money at the gas pump? Once a month I hold up the gas station instead of paying for my gas. This has cut my montly gas bill by a quarter!

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What is the highest IQ ever recored? Mine.

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Would you date someone you knew was starring in porn? Is this a question relevant to your life?

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If you were about to be executed, what would your last words be before they flipped the switch? I would look over their shoulder and scream, "Oh My God! What is that?" As long as it worked.

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America is known for freedom, but are we really free? You have been warned to stop asking questions. Prepare for the goon squad.

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Whats the first thing that attracts you to the opposite sex? The slightest positive response.

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How long would you be willing to wait for the right person? Until Tuesday around noonish.

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Game #2 Can you answer questions with only questions? No, why would you think that?

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Do you remember the show Stacked with Pam Anderson? Only thing I can remember about Pam Anderson is that she is stacked.

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What do you think of when you think of Canada? Little brother.

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What color shoes should a man wear with a cream or off white business suit? If you are going to dress that badly, wear tennis shoes. At least you will be comfortable.

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Anybody want to bash the pope with me? I'm in a mood, if you want you could call it a "sour puss" mood. Why do you want to bash the pope?

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Have you ever played tag on AB? It's pretty darn fun..anyone else want to join in the fun..speak now or forever hold your peace! By tag are you referring to anything sexual?

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Whats your coolest AB smiley? =[(;-) THe sneaky wicked guy >=] or the appalled dude <:0

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My son's youth group was talking about pornography and the inappropriateness of it. My son asked if it was ok between two consenting married adults, using toys, movies and such. He was told no. What do most Christians believe and why? I am afraid neither of the answers you have been given are BIBLICALLY accurrate. Simply put, Jesus says when you do something in your mind it is the same as doing it physically (a Catholic of all people should have known that for petesake). If you look at pornography and you think about having sex with another person, then you are committing adultery (if you are in a relationship) and/or...

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Have you ever been scared sexy? Have you seen my icon? Doen't get much sexier than that.

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If Barack Obama becomes president and brings back the "assault weapons ban", will you go out and buy an "assault weapon" before the ban goes into effect??? If you already own one, are you gonna go stock up on ammo?? why or why not? The Supreme COurt recently ruled that the second ammenment does give us the right to bear personal arms. I doubt the ban will be an option.

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Can an Oregon Juvenile be convicted of a crime/felony or just charged? Can be convicted. If meritted, can be tried and sentenced as an adult.

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? That is a phunny question.

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Hello. yesterday my girlfriend and i adopted a lil bunny. the shelter knew nothing about her. she has very very soft fur, not hair and shes brown with lighter brown feet?? sorry i dont know what else to say? any suggestions or ideas? Dinners served!

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If your avatar has a nickname, will you share it with us? Steve.

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Game #2 Can you answer questions with only questions? Why am I responding to this? Why can't I resist the pavlovian expectations of your question? Why are the walls around me padded?

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What profession did you really want to be, but did something different? I wanted to be a stripper but the screams of horror drowned out the music so I couldn't keep the beat.

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Have you ever tackled the double bacon cheeseburger from Sonic? Man it was good... Yeah I tackled it and now I'm covered in ketchup! Thanks for the suggestion copykitty!

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How should i confront my boyfriend??? We have major trust issues, so i happened to check his text messages in his phone and found a picture of one of his girl-friends in a bath towel with her stomach showing...how do i confront him since i snooped? Take a pic on your phone of you in a bath towel with your stomach showing and send it to him followed by a text message that says, "Does this look familiar?"

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What do most women look for in a relationship? Another person?

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How come in the newer Batman movies, Robin and Batgirl aren't in them? Because they are gay.

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I named my hamster Wilbert and my husband wants to change it because he said it is a grown up name. What kind of pet do you have and what did you name it? I think if that is all you disagree about you have a great marriage.

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I bought an alarm clock last week that has a kangaroo punching a bell as the alarm, Do you own any unusual alarm clocks? I keep an illegal alien in the closet that charges out and tries to stab me every morning at 6 AM (7 on Sundays)! No snooze alarm for me!

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Is it wrong to like wearing "granny panties" when you're a 14-year-old girl? At your age, no one but you should have any opinion on the matter.

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If I call the police department and say that I made a false assault report (basically I lied) will I get into trouble? You may even have to pay restitution to the police and the person falsely accused.

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Has anyone on ab upset you? I am upset by THIS question!

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Who wants some of this? I'll take a bite!

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What would you do if you think your sister in laws kids are being abused and molested by there real dads new girlfriends kids? Step One...talk to sister in law. If that doesn't work...talk to DHS.

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How do you talk to a guy to let him know that you are not interested? Bring your new man and make out in front of him while you give him the news. He'll get the picture...maybe.

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Do you want to be my AB sweetheart? =] SO are you not down for naughtyland?

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Why are most men egotistical, selfish, and inmature? If you can answer this one then your really good!!!!!!!! Dammit I said I was sorry. Geesh...one bad date and I'm hearing about it on answerbag.

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If your friend offered to drive you three hours, but he would listen to political talk radio opposite your views along the way, would you accept the ride? If so, would you be able to listen with an open mind and not complain or talk over the host? Only one of us would walk away...

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There is this woman in her 30's had out of wedlock kid, she leaves him in a car while she goes into her father's house for a good five minutes.. today I saw her let her kid who is 2 wander in the street. Should I report this selfish and careless woman? Why don't you try to see if there is a positive way that you can help first? Find out a little about her life, talk with her about the dangers of what she is doing. Don't assume, unless you specifically know better, that she is selfish or careless. Perhaps she is overwhelmed.

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Can you name six ways that humans are better than chickens? I can't dammit, I just can't even think of ONE! >={

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How can i stop my dog getting aggitated when me and my partner have a cuddle?, he gets very distressed,and starts barking, making a howling noise and jumping up! Maybe he his lonely. Get him something of his own to cuddle.

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I know people have the Right to FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EXPRESSION, but where does the whole Disrespect come in at Military Funerals? My brothers/sisters in arms volunteer to serve to keep you all Free so you can PROTEST at their funerals. I hate that!!!! Little known fact...in America, you have the freedom of speech which has been determined to mean you have the freedom to express ideas....HOWEVER, HOW you express those ideas is strongly legislated. Law Enforcement uses a lot of caution, especially in high profile cases, but there are limits to what is allowed. Those guys can spew their hate filled venom, but they cannot disrupt the service....

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Guy's, would you gang bang a married women at a party, if the husband was there and said he wanted to watch? Uh...YEAH!

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In a fight always give a black eye so even if you lose it looks like you won. Is this good advice to give my nephew? Tell him to stare the other kid in the eye and say, "I am going to break you." Then have him haul off and kick him in the sweets as hard as possible.

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I have a neighbor who often sits outside on his porch with binoculars. He appears to be looking our direction. It bothers me, what should I do? I like the ideo of staring back, but add in periodically speaking into a microphone.

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How easily are you excited? This question made me so excited I embarrassed myself.

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Can I get a high five? No. Those are my fives.

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Sex: Eyes open or closed? Eyes open and camera running...OMG did I say that out loud or did I just think it? :0

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My bf has been out of town for one month. I miss him SO much. I am going crazy. I feel lonely. Someone help? I can help...heh heh

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What type of dress should i wear for prom? my fav color is green, i'm really tall and skinny, with large breasts, but i want to wear something flattering. Let's see...you are tall, slender, and have a big chest...hmmm...anything would look good on you.

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How does it make you feel when you can noticeably see someone's opinion of you change when they find out you came from a poor family? I think your opinion of them should drop in direct relation...whether your family is rich or poor you didn't have a damn thing to do about it.

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George washington: criminal or hero Non Americans, listen up. You can put down our economy, our way of life, our media, our foreign policy, our manners...BUT don't even go near our flag or our founding fathers. And ESPECIALLY don't go there if you have something to say about GW!

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Do you know how awesome you are? Yes. Yes I am. It is about time that others begin to notice as well.

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Of these things, which is most important to you? Romance, passion, sex, connection and why? Okay, well I will answer for the rest of us...SEX.

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Can you please congratulate my wife on being married to me for 30 YEARS today? She has put up with a lot and still professes to love me. (Of course I love her.) That is quite an accomplishment. Your joy accentuates my loneliness and increases my bitter resentment of those who have found true love. (sigh) COngratulations.

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Do taking prenatal pills make your baby bigger? Yes, and if you infuse them with gamma radiation your child will be born with eerie powers.

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If you got paid $1000 dollars to pump gas nude, would you do it? Hell, I am doing it right now!

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I have never been able to cum. i am a female. what can i do to allow it to happen to me? and do some women never experience it and why? I speak for all men when I say, "thank you for even caring!"

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If you could ask me ANY question, and I had to answer honestly, what would you ask me? How many question do I get to ask? Wait..if it is only one question then I have already asked it. Dammit! DAMMIT!

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Do you think that pregnant women are beautiful? So many naughty thoughts, only 9 months to make it work!

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I got bit over a week ago at work, on my boob, and the bruise is still there, how long do you think it will take it to go away, and is there a chance of scaring.. the person who bit me broke the skin.. Alright, I am going to ask what everyone else wanted to but didn't...um, under what circumstance did a person bite your breasts?

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Can I have a long kiss goodnight?? I need to go to sleep Do you mind whiskers?

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Who is your favorite USC Trojans Football player? Hee Hee, you said "trojans!"

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I've noticed that some ABers with the trophy on their name are lower levels than others without a trpohy. Why is this? It is the Hotness Award.

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4months ago a woman & i fell in love and r crazy about each other, but she is still married but separated. she stated she is not in love with her husband, now he wants to work it out, even knowing she sleeping with me, should she move on? Only Dennis Rodman is good at handling rebounds...GET OUT!

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When love gets you twisted how do you get untied? When Alexander the Great faced a knot that no one could untie, he pulled his sword and hacked it in two....OMG that's sick. What was I thinking?

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Do you think it is trashy to see a teenage girl with a bellybutton piercing? No. Nononononononono. It's a very good thing.

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Which part of your body do you like the least? My unfathonably large genitalia. They're just so huge it is embarrassing.

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Christianity, cult or religion? By definition religion. Cults organize around a central figure who maitains control over the organization they create. Cults cannot outlast this central figure.

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Me and my neighbor did a Ouija board early hours this morning, apparently my friend came to the board, i asked questions i knew for certain my neighbor would not know and it answered correctly and fast so they must work, what other explanation is there? You are gullible or the voices of the dead or the hand of lucifer.

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I care too much about what people think of me, I care too much about my self image, and I don't like to socialize, I tend to hide away from any social activity, how can I help myself? I was to shy to answer the question. What if someone didn't like what I said?

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Does shock treatment hurt? I have never received electroshock, but I have been tasered (in training) and I have never felt any pain worse in my life (and I have broken bones). I can't imagine how it wouldn't hurt.

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Why do people get cocky even though all humins are made of clay? don't they consider this? Because some of us...usually Americans and usually feline...simply ARE better.

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How do I know if I qualify to be a member of an anti troll club? You have to hate trolls and have some sort of magic weapon that gives you a bonus when you hit them.

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Is knife crime in the UK out of control and if so, why? Because there are too many absentee knife-fathers which is the number one contributor to criminal behavior.

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For the first time in my life I was turned down by my man, what the heck...am I losing my touch? And it hurts your feeling doesn't it! Am I over reacting or what? Help me out here! There is only one vialbe option available to you...when he goes to sleep tonight...make him suffer with the fluffy bunny slippers of agony. That or walk around the house naked. Eventually your mammaries, bottom, and..um...other things WILL get him in the mood.

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How does it really feel for you at the instant a person says "I love you"? I just groan and think, "Dammit, not ANOTHER one! I am collecting chicas like fleas right now." I have this problem on account of being so cute...and fluffy. Would you like to rub my fluffy belly?

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Why do people insist that "freeze the balls of a brass monkey" has anything to do with navies and cannonballs when it has been decisively shown to have nothing to do with either. Is it stubborness, ignorance or something else I haven't guessed at yet? Who...the hell...CARES?

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Why do some refuse to pull over for emergency vehicles in code 3? We're supposed to pull over? =0

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Is your cat a fluffy pile of joy, a proud ruler of the house, or a hissing evil thing that bites if it isn't fed first thing in the morning? A good cat is all three. Did I answer your question acceptably? You miserable, filthy cretin. Now shut the hell up!

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How could anyone have a deep love for another if you never kissed or dated,but still love that person for 23 years..Both are married but will never get together, but there is a love between them that is strong..Is it wrong? It sounds like you are both making the right decision. Let it go. Move on. Don't watch Casablanca.

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What would your reaction be if your child started mimicking Andrew Dice Clay? Hey, what the hell;s the matter with you. @#%^! Motherf#@*! Get me some a-yass over he-yah! Bado boom, baby! OMG! It's spreading!

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I just found out that I am pregnant. Can I shoot off fireworks on the 4th? As long as the don't end up in your uterus.

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I'm the other woman I'm involved with a man who lives with his gf unfortunately I'm not the only one besides her hes with, he is always telling me how perfect his girl is but yet he lays with me every night what makes him stay? Maybe the fact that you will lay with him every night. You just don't get that kind of service in your run of the mill relationship. That being said, a boot to the head for both of you!

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A friend has been cheating on his girlfriend, with me, for several years. He's now engaged, should I let the "cat out of the bag" to save his future bride heartache down the road? You had your chance to be a good person. Disappear now and forever hold your peace. The best thing you can do is stay away.

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Why do guys over 40 want to be with young girls? The answer is rather simple...gravity is a cruel mistress.

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If answer bag was cybertron what does that make you an autobot or decepticon, and what would you transfrom to? Autobot and I would transform into one of those automated litterboxes but I would have a .50 cal deplated uranium chain gun. And missles.

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Why are my emotions so INTENSE compared to everyone else.... I'm either extremely happy, or extremely mad or depressed. My girlfriend says I might be bipolar? What do you think? Emotions taking over my life. What should I do? You seem fine to me (uncontrollable sobs) but why do you have to ask so many DAMN questions. But I really wanted to be there for you...so my advice would be to got straight to HELL you miserable little precious human being just trying to find yourself. Now who do I have to bitch slap for a little meds here? Please?

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Belgium? Rat bastards!

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I have 600$ so dollars left... I have to repair my brakes on my car it'll cost 300$, and I have to pay my insurance, which is also 300$. If I do both I'll be completely broke. I want to choose only one... which should I go for? Insurance? or Brakes? Buy a bus pass and party with the rest!

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If you and a friend were in a life or death situation in which you were stranded and ran out of food. Your friend dies. Would you eat him to stay alive? There really ARE things worse than death.

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I reallly really really want to just die right now. Im in so much freakin emotioal pain. Im shaking, my whole body is trembeling, the girl I love dumpedd me. Im to much of a pussy to kill myself. Im scared and crying how can I make it stop. Im insaneeee Look beyond the moment and remember the best way to get back at someone who has hurt and rejected you is to be happy, successful, and content..WITHOUT THEM! Get on with your life...pretty soon you won't even care.

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Do you want to be my AB sweetheart? =] Here I am!

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If you were to be graded on a 1-10 scale for being civil and considerate of others, what would be your score? Who the F@#K wants to know?!?!?!? >={

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Does a guy has to love you to want to have a child with you? Well, considering that most guys will "be with" a knothole then I am afraid the answer to this question is "no."

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So what is the deal with women using their bras as an extra pocket? That doesn't seem like a good idea. Are you doint it? I have been nknown to do that. So, have you ever lost containment?

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Do you want to be my AB sweetheart? =] Curious I will be your forever sweetheart, your knight, hero, lover, champion and friend...I* am all yours

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How do you think God would judge a mentally handicapped person? The Bible states that people will be judges according to the light they have received. In the original language this could also refer to what one understands. The Bible also states that even animals know the difference between right and wrong and will be judged accordingly. WHile they won't get a free pass, they will recieve leniency based on their ability to understand.

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I had a bad day, he had a bad day. He needs time alone, I need him. How do you give your best-friend space when you need them without loosing your mind? If he loves you, he will give you the time you need. If you love him, you will give him the time he needs. Then everyone is happy. Or, if you really want his time, make him an offer he can't refuse. ;)

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I want to either get a new piercing or new tattoo, which should i get, and what shold i get pierced/tattoo'ed? Definitely a piercing. Have you pierced anything yet?

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I love you. Now what? I love you too. I always have. I was made to love you.

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How do you feign interest? Hmmm? That sound great.

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Men, if you walked in to your mother-in-laws house and she was butt naked doing the belly dance for your father-in-law, what would be your response when they saw you? i would probably never stop screaming.

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I'm twelve years old. I like to read, write poetry, etc. I also like Books made by veterinarians, and i like Gordon Lightfoot. Am i a geek? (i have glasses,and i'm getting braces soon...) Mostly you are going to get nice answer but not from me...you need to learn to through a football, or break boards with your head, or shave your head...then you can do all those things and you will just be considered quirky...otherwise...well, being called a geek will be the least of your concerns.

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What makes your heart flutter or gives you butterflies in your stomach? My own freakin' reflection!

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Would you call yourself pretty or beautiful? I define pretty.

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Why do men get so upset by rejection of a woman they like? Even if she lets him down VERY gently? Or you could have just asked, "why do pedestrians cry when they get hit by a car, even when the driver slowed down from 50 mph to 40 mph right before they hit them?"

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How can a right hander correct a golf slice? if you don't believe in corporal punishment, try giving time outs.

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Do you support gay marriage if asked, but have some kind of reservations about it in spite of yourself? All Americans deserve the same rights. It is how our country is set up. Let everyone have every right available, treat the well and with respect...then when they are STILL miserable they won't be able to blame it on "conservative Christian oppression."

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I recently fell at work and the workman's comp carrier is denying the claim because I was not not at any greater risk than the general public. My injury requires surgery. I was only in that location because I was helping a customer. Is this legal? That is the biggest load of bs i have ever heard...surprise surprise... get a personal injury lawyer...preferably one of those really sleazy guys who advertise on TV and then enjoy a few years of work free living when they settle out of court for 6 figures.

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I am offically "The Princess of Sexytown" anybody want to congradulate me? :) I will congratulate you in the traditional manner a Sexytownians receives it royalty. Please part your blouse and await a sloppy nipple kiss.

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How well do u know your religion? I am well versed in the ways of moronism.

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What do you feel is the best decision or program Pres. Bush could yet achieve in his remaining ~6 months in office? Murder-suicide, he takes out Cheney with an axe and then takes off his mostly empty cranium with a sawed off.

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Do you have Olympic fever yet? No, but I DO have the Olympic runs.

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Cought for shoplifting in bc, gave ID info, no signing anything, no police called, under $10 item, the security talked about fine from the store on mail. will i get record, will i go to court? how much is the fine? No police, no court. No court, no record. No signing any paperwork, no obligation to store. Put this behind you and don't do it again.

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Do black dogs face discrimination? I discriminate against all dogs. The are DVB's - dammned vicious brutes!

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Do you think fast? um....hmmm...yes?...no, wait....no...yes...maybe...dammit!

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Guys, would u still be interested in a girl and possibly ask her out if u thought she had a good personality/sense of humor and everything, except u werent "attracted" to her physically? Yes. Men are easy to please.

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I'm bad at interpreting e-motionicons (and spelling, apparently) what exactly does <=0 mean? Will you list some of your favorites with their meaning? It is the same as (:O

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How do I entertain children on a hot day in Sacramento, California? Melt a clown.

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Is it over for Obama? They both suck....again. Yeah for America >={

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Can an ex landlord keep checks that came in the mail to your old address because they say you owe them money to refill the natural gas but it was empty when i moved in so i moved out and left it empty? No. That is theft AND mail fraud. Call the police AND the postal service. He will be so busy staying out of jail he wont have time to worry about what you owe him. Furthermore, check your lease, if it does not say that you are required to leave the property with a full tank then you can REALLY nail his ass.

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I want to get a tattoo, seriously! Can you convince me not to? I feel like im gonna regret this later in life. Help me out! This is easy...what one idea, image, letter, word, symbol or name will define you for your entire life? That's right, nothing. So unless you look forward to having a laser burn the pigment out of your skin, I would avoid it if I was you.

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Why do avocados turn brown? They are ashamed of their nakedness.

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WHAT IS BETTER TO MARRY THE GUY U LOVE OR MARRY THE GUY WHO LOVES U Neither. One is not fair to him the other not likely to work out. Both will lead to divorce. Marry the one you love who loves you.

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Why is it that when it is hot outside and I wear lotion/cream on my face, it feels like I'm easily sweating, even though it's not really sweat? What's happening? Ummm...I don't know....BECAUSE LIQUID IS ON YOUR FACE!

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What is the best way to dispose of a body? To all who asked,answered, and commented on this ... WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Is there mouthwash in your house? Not just in my house if you catch my drift..nod, nod, wink wink=0

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I took 3 hits of meth yesterday at 8pm and today at 2pm took a home test and it came out positive i need to test later today around 6:45pm is their any way i can pass it Take more meth, then got to to the police station and ask them to test you. Bring a toothbrush and a change of underwear.

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God relied on Satan to set us on a path to strive for perfection, do you think that this is a valid view? Negative. We were already perfect. We were diverted from it in part through his "advice."

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Do people usually wear dresses if they are In the wedding? I don't want to wear a dress but my sister is going to make me. Seeing as it is her wedding i want to make her happy but i don't want to wear a dress. What should i do? Well...if you are a man then yes, asking you to wear a dress is asking too much. And it is a little kinky too.

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Does anyone (besides me) do origami? Do you know of any good links to designs or patterns? I LOVE a good orgami! especiall after a long, hard day. I like orgami with another, but if I have to I will take care of it myself...what's that? Orgami is folding rice paper? OMG! How embarrassing!

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