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On the Personality Yardstick from 1-10(Serious to Lighthearted) where are you most of the time? Is it always situational?
2-3, people are so uptight.
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Do you ever find that hearing the rain outside turns you on?
Lolwut? You're turned on by rain? People and their sexual fetishes....
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Should Electronic Arts stop making racing games entirely and stick to sports?
Hell no, I love NFS!
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Is friends with Benefits bad?
If that "friend" has a STD, then yes.
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Which shopping cards is better?
Depends on the situation.
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what do you guys think when you see a Muslim?
I think of my main ringtone: http://www.phonezoo.com/ringtone/76479935/allah-is-calling.htm
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What kind of meat would you NOT try?
Won't eat humans, not when so many are full of it.
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TRUE OR FALSE: "One of the greatest discoveries is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind."
Sure, why not?
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Halloween costume ideas for a skinny white girl black hair 5'4 vote for your favorite thanks!
Yotsuba
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AM I FAT? Pics included!
Now get back in the Kitchen, which is where wimmin belong.
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What mostly comes out at night, mostly?
The darkness.
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do you believe aliens exist?..
No.
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Proposition 8 has been struck down in California by a federal judge, what do you think about it?
(double)
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I weight 160 pounds, am 5' 8" tall. Do I look overweight?
Seriously, you look just fine.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: Atheists are psychotic.
Meh, nah. Just misguided.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: Mormons are psychotic.
Nah. Just misguided.
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Aint Lil Wayne the worst rapper ever?
Retards Attempting Poetry, incorrectly known as "rap", is such a crappy genre of music that no R.A.P. "artist" is ever good.
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Which is your favorite treat?
Cake.
The only reason I ever did that damn test. Won it and all, BUT NO! She had to try and murder me with fire. Thank goodness I could think with portals.
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Where would you rather get your movies?
Surfthechannel.com
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Do you support or oppose a mosque near Ground Zero?
Let's not; say we didn't.
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Should beauty contests for girls age around 2-12 be banned around the world?
I've seen what these mothers do to make their little girls "perfect"; and what stuck up little girls these people become. Please; let's end the stupidity.
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Do you think that saying: "Pardon?" is more rude than saying: "What?"
lolwut?
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CHRISTIANS T/F: I have to save Atheists from their crazy ideas.
Meh, sorta true.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: I have to save Mormons from their crazy ideas.
Nah.
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What is your ideal size for a girl?
I want a little something to her, ya know? A little meat on the bones.
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are you dissapointed when a game trailer looks amazing, but when you play the game its not?
Extremely.
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Should illegal aliens be automatically given a life sentence if they are found, be sent home with no punishment, or work here as payment?
If we don't penalize them for crossing over, they'll just try again.
Now, I'm not saying some big, unreasonable punishment, I'm saying like 60 hours of community service in the USA, or something or the like.
Then, when they're done with their punishment, ship em' back.
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What is your favorite primary color?
Red dude....
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Special little snow flake or part of a whole?
We are the Liberals.
Lower your morals and surrender your faith.
We will add your identity to our own.
Your culture will adapt to believe everything we say.
Resistance is futile.
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When do you think Answerbag will die(Go down forever)?
When AB runs out of money.
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do you think Obama is the antichrist?
He's a zombie fool.
He wants CHANGEEEEEE.....
CHANGEEEE......
And has now moved onto brainsssss.....
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WHAT DO U THINK OF THE NEW ARIZONA LAW?
It's really nothing more than enforcing the laws that were already in place.
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any one wanna nasty talk
This asker is a whore!
Somebody should do something about it!
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Do you eat steak ...?
It's that important.
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Do you think women should be permitted to fight in the military and why?
Why not?
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Proposition 8 has been struck down in California by a federal judge, what do you think about it?
Even if you disagree with the prop. 8, 1 judge turning over an agreement of 51% of the people's decision is wrong.
I also bet the judge was gay.
I wonder if the Judge's decision will be overturned. After all, if nothing else, Money talks, bullshit walks.
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whO'S UR FAV TWIGLIGHT character????
It's called "The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire" for a reason. They all are emo and they all suck...
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CHRISTIANS T/F: I genuinely and sincerely have warm hearted affection for Atheists.
I'd be lying if I said yes.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: I genuinely and sincerely have warm hearted affection for Mormons.
Nothing against or for them. Except liking them a bit for prop. 8.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: I genuinely and sincerely have warm hearted affection for those critical of Christianity.
If I said this, I'd be lying.
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A federal judge in San Francisco overturned California's same-sex marriage ban. Are we doomed to this cycle of unbanning and rebanning?
Ten bucks says the Judge was gay.
Either way..
This disease needs some serious cleanup!
Somebody should do something about it!
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Which emotion do you find the most difficult to control?
Boredom.
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It is starting to look like AB stands for Athiests Vs Believers & vice versa. Can't we put our differences behind us and all get along?
When Moongrim believes in God.
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What do I have to do to get some notoriety on this site... everybody knows Moongrim and TrueTruthseeker?
Rant constantly about how you think Christians are ruining the world and how you "know" God is a scam. Notoriety guaranteed.
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What are some baby girl names? Nothing too crazy and something I can pronounce. Any suggestions?
Yotsuba
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I wanted to become a lacto-ovovegatarian but i like steak and chicken.What should i become?
A what?
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Does Satan have anything to do with aliens from space? Does he try to get them into hell too. Could aliens kick his butt if they wanted?
Lolwut?
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Do you think someone has to physically SEE a spirit for it to be a "paranormal experience"?
No, I think they need to lay off the booze.
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Have you ever being to a shoot gun weeding? or participated in one?
Shotgun wedding... and no.
Oh how I pray for mercy on the English language.
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If you had one topic to talk to god about, in his presence what would it be? Thanking him is not a topic.....
How long til' this is over with?
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Out of what did God create His creation?
Words...
And if you're asking, "HE MADE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING. YEAH, GREAT SENSE."
Then tell me. Where did the materials for the big bang come from? Eventually, something has to come from nothing. Something has to just be there.
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was shakespeare correct when he said "the world is a stage"
Oh yeah. Especially with all the drama.
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Why do so many people on AB always try to argue about religion?
I don't know. If they're so enlightened and the like, why bother us? Meh. Whatever. Perhaps they have nothing better to do?
People take the internet too seriously. It's the cancer that's killing the fun of it.
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What your take on abortion?
Yeah....
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Do you think President Obama is doing a good or bad job? or just plain horrible?
Es Horrible!
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Why is Christmas celebrated on DEC 25?
Supposedly to defend against some pagan holiday.
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How did the 3 "wise" men get to Jesus?
Camels....
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Does God love athiests too?
Yes.
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Do you believe karma is the equivalent to justice?
Fake.
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Should the Anonymous Witch give theists a break ? like maybe a 3 day breather ? or keep up the fight as usual ?
You call that a fight? Ha.
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Who is the all-time biggest badass in movies?
Harrison Ford.
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Do you remember any of these shows?
I found it really annoying. Made Ed Edd N' Eddy look smart.
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Has anybody figured out the meaning of life yet?
42
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Which of the animated shows is your favorite
Meh. Not really a fan of them.
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Almost two years after, what do you think of G. W. Bush and his presidency??
He had more than his fair share of fuck-ups, but is he as bad as everyone claims he is? No
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Do you think that celebrities should not be allowed to leave jail early? (Like Lindsey Lohan)
No special treatment for anyone.
If you can't take the time; don't do the crime.
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my dad is bi-racial (black & white) and my mom is black. does that make me bi-racial too ?
Yes, even though you'll only be about half of the percentage White he is, you'll still be part White and part Black.
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Have you read the Arizona immigration law? If so, how do you feel about it?
This really isn't anything but enforcing the laws that already are here.
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What is you computer's operating system?
It's called Windows. Windows 7, to be precise.
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What's the greatest country on the planet - and why?
America, F*** yeah!
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T or F: Your disagreement with my opinions, reasoning, values and/or beliefs entitles me to treat you with rude, condescending contempt.
Nah brah.
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THEISTS T/F: Because I rely on God, faith, or other supernatural protection I am utterly without personal prejudice, bias, or irrationality.
Any person that claims this is lying out the arse.
Every person has a little bit of all.
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Are we getting at the age of reason any time soon?
If by "reason" you mean people who blindly believe in Evolution, and quote "The God Delusion" as their own bible, then no.
What's those numbers? 1.6...
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If you know for a fact a person has been romantically involved with a member of another race, do you consider that person undatable?
ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU AIN'T NEVAH GO BACK!
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I like to live in ........
Generally less crime, and houses have to look somewhat decent.
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Can people get by in life by bullshitting you way though it all?
Just look at Bernard Lawrence (Bernie Madoff)
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If u were bullied at school wat would u do????
I'll give you a hint: *Makes pumping noise*
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CHRISTIANS T/F: Atheists are irrational.
Meh, not really. I mean, I understand that we sound crazy as can be. However, compared to the theory of evolution, I think we don't look nearly as crazied. But that's my opinion.
And this time I'm posting in the right question. :D
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The EPA is going to crack down on "farm dust". Is this over the edge?
Oh for the love of.... these people are worse than PETA.
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ATHEISTS T/F: Theists are irrational.
Again, depends on the individual.
And 3 for 3, missed the first word... oh well.. I blame it on waking up at 7 am and still being up at 2:30 AM. :)
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AGNOSTICS T/F: Both Atheists AND Theists are irrational.
Both CAN be irrational, doesn't mean they necessarily are. This applies to both sides.
And again, I failed to see the first word. My bad.
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MUSLIMS T/F: Atheists are irrational.
No, not necessarily.
EDIT: Err... didn't see the "MUSLIM" part.
My bad.
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Is Condom Distribution Smart Health Policy?
This is a no-brainer, really.
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Which system do you prefer.
Simply the best.
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To Christians: If being born again removes the depraved nature of man, then why does he continue to feel inclined to sin afterward?
Being born again does NOT remove temptation, contrary to what many pastors would like you to believe.
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To Christians: If all mankind had been born "depraved" since the fall, then why would God suddenly destroy mankind at the flood?
God ran out of patience.
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Why did Jesus never teach that man was depraved or blamed mans sin on Adam. Rather he always held each man responsible for his own sin?
As far as I know, it's because Adam was the original sinner, but was not the only cause of your sinfulness.
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Should the president have appeared on a day-time talk show?
Then I could have more HL:DJ clips with some of the lulzy things he might say.
Maybe even more laughable than "You ain't my b**** n****, buy your own d*** fries."
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Christians, why don't you believe in other gods, you realize that you have to have faith first before they will reveal to you they exist?
Simply this: "I am the Lord thy God"
The, as in, ONLY.
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Is it a felony to kill a pet cat or dog?
No, it's not, so long as it's not a cruel killing.
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Have there ever been any attemps on Fred Phelps"(God hates Fags--and picketing dead soldier's funerals) life?
I don't think so.
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which electronic thing do you like most?
Best device ever.
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What is the best way to listen to music on?
CDs are the 2nd highest quality next to vinyls, but vinyls lose quality over time, and CDs do not.
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What is your favorite game console Manufacturer?
Their games are actually innovative. Not just "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!" in some new way.
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Which country should American invade next??
It won't even be a fight.
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CHRISTIANS T/F: It's OK to be rude and disrespectful to Atheists if that's what it takes to 'wake them up.'
Not true, being rude doesn't help our cause.
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Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide?
It was either we get our own troops AND their troops killed on massive levels or we drop these bombs and kill their troops...not a hard decision.
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Which is better for you to download free files?
Megaupload.
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Should all guns be banned?
Oh please, the only reason guns are the leading killer is because they're the most effective weapon today. However, as most people tend to forget, anything can be a weapon; chairs, pencils, pens, bags, clocks, lamps, anything really.
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are ADHDers immune (or resistant) to addiction?
The reason, I believe, that we're resistant to addiction from this drug is that the drug is only meant to calm us down from our hyperactive selves. So, no addiction there.
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The Arizona state immigration law is effective today. Do you support the new law? Why?
I have no problem with the immigrants coming in. But, if you're coming in, sign the guest book. Seriously.
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Will you buy me one?
Again, when Moongrim believes in God.
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WHATS THE GAY POPULATION OF USA?
DEPENDS ON THE AMOUNT INFECTED WITH G.R.I.D.S.
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What do you think about Justin bieber?
He should have gone to North Korea!
They won fair and square, so I say...
JUSTIN BIEBER HATES KOREANS!
Poor North Korea...I'm sure they would have welcomed him with open...fire...
If not, I'm sure...
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WHO IS MILEY CYRUS??
Need I say more?
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Of all the fast food chains out there,what's your MOST favorite?
Rock n' Roll McDonalds....
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a person with a _ ideology would be more likely thank others to grumble about paying excessively high income taxes
Any ideology.
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are u drink tea
A. "Do you drink tea?"
B. No, I hate the taste.
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How many cell phones have you had in your whole life?
Not by choice.
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What form of communication do you feel is most analogous to your prayers?
Prayer Mail™
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is it true playing computer games improves hand to eye contact?
A. I believe you mean hand-eye coordination
B. Yes, it's been proven more than a few times.
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Can I use your credit or debit card?
Sure, when Moongrim believes in God.
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Does the world need WikiLeaks?
If it will tell what this guy is really up to:
Then sure, why not?
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Should I eat waffles or Trix for breakfast?
WAFFLES, TASTY WAFFLES!
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Do you think that this type of thing should be allowed in the governance of public education?
Why not?
Scratch that, based answer on your question, didn't read article.
Uh no, I'm sorry, but no replacing Thomas Jefferson.
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Which old pc games should see a new remake?
Star Trek Starfleet Command.
(Note that I count anything before 2004 (when Half Life 2 came out) to be old)
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What gives you that 'zing' in the morning?
Mountain Dew.
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what is the worst OS you've ever used?
Worst OS ever. However, I believe Microsoft redeemed itself with Windows 7.
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which final fantasy character would be a good president?
Cloud for president.
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who was worse as president? dubya or bush sr?
How is this even a competition?
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Which three video games is better?
Saints Row is fun, but GTA is the best.
As for Crackdown; I've never heard of it.
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What is your preferred instrument?
The violin. I want to learn to play "Hearts and Roses" aka the world's smallest violin tone.
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Does it annoy you when someone lets their children run wild?
I'm not there to babysit them, I hate when they let the kids run loose and expect other adults to watch over them. If they get picked up by a stalker, I might honestly think about letting the stalker take them, just to teach the parents a lesson. Is that being evil? Yes, probably. But frankly, I don't care.
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Twilight: love it or hate it? What team are you on?
I'm on team "The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire is Crap."
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TRUE OR FALSE: "Every wise man started out by asking many questions."
Definitely true.
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whats better a dog or a cat?
Depends on the person.
For me, I prefer cats over dogs. Cats aren't as high maintenance as dogs, and you can leave them alone for longer periods of time. Also, you don't have to walk a cat for it to use the bathroom.
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What is your favorite internet browser
Google Chrome is faster, but Firefox has more functionality. As for Internet Explorer.. yeah..
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Should family of a patient sue a hospital for the patient falling off the operating table which resulted in their death ? SEE DESCRIPTION.
They should have straps that are able to hold that kind of weight. I mean, with almost 2/3rds (I think) of Americans being either Overweight or Obese, they should have been ready.
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Do North Korea and other rogue nations make you nervous? They cannot be allowed nuclear technology of any kind--do you agree?
However, I would have gladly handed over Justin Beiber to them. I mean, I'm sure North Korea would have welcomed him with open...fire...
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Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction?
ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER; DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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Who do you think is a better singer? Lady GaGa or Ke$ha?
They both suck.
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Should blasphemous religious art be banned?
Then draw Mohammad day would be gone...
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Did you kiss a girl and you liked it?
Seeing as I'm a straight guy, yes.
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last week i cumed in this girl and the first of this week i cumed in her wat da chances of her geten pregnat she cum on the 1st of the month
About the same as you never being able to use proper English.
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Do you believe in the power of the sub-conscious mind?
UNLIMITED POOOWWEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Which TV channel station is better?
Both Music TV and Black Entertainment Television SUCK.
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So much to choose from,what will dinner be tonight?
Stouffer's lasagna. Pop it in the oven at 350 for 15 minutes, and done.
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Ah,vacation or just a weekend outing,I think ill go to the:
Gaming room; screw the "great" outdoors.
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Should ID Checks Be Required for Gun Sales?
Even I have to admit this isn't a bad idea.... and it's not really infringing on the rights to own one.
HOWEVER, let's make sure this doesn't turn into 100k pages of paper work. Just a check, nothing more.
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Which scenario do you think is most likely to cause a nuclear incident?
One crazy, f***ed up leader is all it takes.
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Watch the video below then let us know by voting: Hitler got it right when comes to the new Star Trek movie.
Frankly, I liked the movie itself as a scifi movie. As for a STAR TREK movie, not so much.
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Joe Satriani may be faster BUT who's the LOUDEST Guitarist in the world? Nigel Tufnel or Joe Satriani?
Patrick Judge, Lead Guitarist for Demon Hunter.
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How many prehistoricals does it take to build up a Stonehenge?
With thousands of slaves, of course.
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What Kind Of Coffee You Like?
I hate coffee.. bleh...
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How quickly should we get rid of nuclear weapons?
This just screams bad idea.
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If you were given a gift card/certificate to a business you are boycotting, what would you do?
(Assuming that it came with a receipt) I'd return it. Plain and simple.
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Do you check the weather forecast everyday?
I have a firefox app called "weather bug". It shows the forecast for today, tomorrow, or farther if I want.
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What makes you mad, makes you want to "flare your gills"?
PETA. I really hate PETA. Perhaps even more than Obama.
OH NOES! YOU ATE AN ANIMAL! YOU'RE AN ABUSER!
However, they do make some REALLY funny things.
Well so do I....
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Did Obama put a bag over Hilary Clinton's head?
Sure he did, but the bitch kept talking anyway.
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Why do some people think it's cool to type with an accent?
Because making fun of other people is fun eh?
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How would you feel if Bill Clinton showed up and offered you a "position" on his "staff", while winking and making air quotes?
I'd feel my finger pulling the trigger.
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Ice Cube or Jay-Z?
Cap em' both :D
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I have a dream about God having a war in space and the environment is a very tense. What is your opinion about this dream?
That's...um...yeah...
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Would you think it would look stupid if I wore a Dodgers hat and jersey to tomorrow's Angels/Mariners game at Angels Stadium?
Do it! Many lulz will ensure!
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If something really, really upsets you, how do you deal with it?
Video games. Shooting at things is quite stress relieving.
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Does the call for adding economic stimulus sound like "keep on pressing the button"?
PRESS THE PRETTY RED BUTTON OBAMA!
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which type of pie do you like more?
Peanut butter.
By the way, this question could so easily be a sex joke, it's not funny.
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Which computer platform do people with ADHD prefer, Mac or PC?
All I know is I prefer PC. As for the others with ADHD, I'm not sure.
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Do you think marijuana should be legalized? Why? I say yes.
If we're able to drink yeast-shit and smoke tobacco, I really don't see a reason why not marijuana.
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What is the worst, most dangerous flaw humans possess and if given the power, which one would you eliminate?
Unwarranted self importance.
This guy for example:
He believed that his drawings were so great, that NO ONE could have them on another site. So, he threatened to sue ED.
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On Morals: what kind of meta-ethical position do you subscribe to and believe in, and why?
Some things are just wrong, no matter how you look at it.
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TRUE OR FALSE: "People ruin their lives by their own foolishness and then are angry at God."
...and then they convert to atheism.
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How to say Physics foundation or Physical foundation; As in "Knowledge of electronics with good mathematical and physics foundation"?
....what?
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Two part question, should Christians pray for conversion of athiests? Is this like a spell? see more...
You cannot force someone to convert, it must be of their own will. The only job of Christians to humanity is to spread the word of Jesus Christ and try to save that person. Other than that, the decision to convert should be of said person's own accord. Nor will God force the person into believing the bible, which makes praying for someone's conversion a waste of time.
As for prayers being...
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Do you have Windows Media Center on Windows Vista or Windows 7?
It comes with it...
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Can One Be Good Without God?
Yes, I think you can.
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i was wondering should I save my money for six flags or spend it on a pedicure
Seriously, Six Flags is much more worth your cash.
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What team are you on?
Team "The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire (also incorrectly known as Twilight) is crap"
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Ever saw shooting star or meteor coming from the sky?
Don't you know that you are a shooting star? Don't you know?
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Shall we party hard?
And for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about....
A. Have you lived under a rock?
B.
C. This is only an "asker's pick" because I want the video to be seen.
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Have you ever had surgery at the hospital? If yes, please explain why?
Yes I have. I have scoliosis and I've had 3 spinal surgeries to correct my spine. The first one seemed successful, but they didn't go far enough. The second one they too far, so my body reacted badly. The third one was to fix the problems from the second one. I don't blame the doctors, I really don't. However, I hope not to end up in the hospital again anytime soon.
Oh, and I have been in...
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what is your favorite continent
America, F*** yeah!
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Where would you rather be? Why?
I'm quite happy in Florida. Although, I could really do without all the old farts on the road. I swear, the speed limit is 75, and their car's doing 35... seriously...
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Is being homosexual a choice or what you are born with?
Didn't you see this question under debates?
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The award for biggest celebrity moron for 2010 goes to:
(duplicate)
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IT SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ARE OBESSED WITH JESUS AND GOD PLUS RELIGION WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE GET HELP FOR YOUR OBESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER(OCD)?
CAPS-LOCK FAILS!
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Should businesses such as movie theaters, stores, the mall, etc be open on Christmas so families can do stuff together or return gifts?
No, those business workers have families too.
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The award for biggest celebrity moron for 2010 goes to:
Tiger sure used his wood a lot!
Side note: Why is Sarah Palin's mouth not just Sarah Palin? Last time I checked, they were 1 entity.
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What happens to those that cannot accept Christ's Atonement in life?
Please comment if my options are not reflective of your beliefs.
This is how it is, and how it always will be.
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Would you support the reelection of President Obama?
Not a chance.
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What is your favorite meat and tell me why?
MMMmmmm beef!
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Cheating: Traditional, or unfair?
Should just be skill level.
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CHRISTIANS and ExCHRISTIANS: Given the following categories, which do you MOST identify with?
Common knowledge.
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who here is tired of congress' bullcrap?
Who isn't?
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who's @$$ is Obama going to kick?
His hopefully.
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Are people born gay?
Homosexuality is a progressive mental illness in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become...
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Should the US government legalize prostitution?
There really wouldn't be any more a percentage of STDs than there is now.
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Am i pretty and how old do i look???#
You're fugly. Need a boob job. Get rid of that pimple. You look 80.
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What's your favorite homepage, to set your Internet Explorer to, On your computer?
A. f*** internet explorer, that thing's a piece of s***. Firefox thank you very much.
B. Google forever.
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Do you agree that this is a good example of what a Palin presidency would be like?
The only thing that was is boring. Watching paint dry is more fun.
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How many people out there agree that a life without rock and roll is like a life without life?
I wanna rock!
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When I finally die,I want to be:
I really couldn't care less, once I'm gone, it's just an empty vessel.
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Is Yahoo! Answers better than AnswerBag?
(Double)
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Is Yahoo! Answers better than AnswerBag?
Are you kidding me?
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Why do Canadians come to the U.S. during the winter and spend their useless money?
They're Canadians, they never make sense. Eh?
THEY HAVE A F***ING LEAF FOR A FLAG, NUFF SAID.
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Random Question: Of all the things you grew up with as a kid, what do you miss the most? (I'm dying to know.)
The prices of things back then, and how up until 2006, they didn't do nearly as much penny-pinching while raising your costs.
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Where is the best place to buy twin XL bedding for college?
Bed Bath and Beyond (your budget)
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My bf of nearly 5yrs broke up with me 6 weeks ago, feel so down.. any advice? I will explain more.
I hear a bottle of whiskey is good for drowning troubles.
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What are some good zombie movie that are not scary ?
Zombieland. Best zombie movie, ever.
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Why are some foods we eat, not suitable for animals to ingest like tuna or milk VS cats, what does that say about the food we eat?
Dogs can't eat chocolate because it poisons them, but not us. On the other hand, they can eat their own poop. It really just comes down to species.
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I tripped and fell on the sidewalk and bumped my head. Now I'm hearing ringing. I'm really scared. Is this normal? Is this serious?
We're not Doctors here...well most of us anyway... go to the ER.
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Why do atheists make better house painters?
Uh...where are you getting this from????
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Which decade produced the best music?
Definitely the Metal Bands of the Eighties.
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Do you think it's possible to achieve a world where everyone is an atheist?
When hell freezes over :)
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Do American atheists claim that America is not a christian country?
Of course they do.
It's not true, but they do.
And a little chart of religions since 2007. Yes, it's been 3 years, but I doubt the percentages have changed by that much over the course of only 3 years.
When over 3\4ths of the country is Christian, I believe it's safe to say that America is a Christian nation at...
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Do you believe that homosexuality is a gene that is in their DNA passed on by parents?
It's not a gene, it's a defect in thinking.
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Who is to blame for the rise in obesity?
No one's but the individuals.
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Was Che Guevara a hero or a criminal?
Scum of the Earth.
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Are humans causing global warming?
The Earth has temperature changes. Seriously, get over it.
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Is it possible for money to buy happiness?
Temporary happiness anyway.
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which of these jobs could you not do?
I'm not politically correct at all. If I had to deal with Congress... well.. let's just say that I'll see to it that somebody "takes care" of them.
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Time has come to choose your fate,you MUST choose,the reaper has come and these are your choices:
Option 6: Get out my Super-natural shotgun and shoot the reaper.
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Why can't men understand that a woman may just want hugs, kisses, fun, a good time, love - but not ready to have sex with him?
It can be explained by one simple internet rule. Tits, or GTFO.
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I'm sitting next to a pretty woman on the train and I get a hard-on. What does that make me?
It's called hormones.
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How to SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH ?
She's not in a crisis. Seriously.
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Are scientific theories proven?
Depends on the theory.
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Is Wikipedia always right?
Wikipedia is a good start for finding out some basic info. However, anyone can edit it. Hell, I could go into Wikipedia and erase the whole page about evolution and call it a scam.
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Humans are heading towards total self-extinction, based on current & past world events, trends, social issues etc. Do you agree?
Not until WWIII
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We were given the gift of being the dominant species on Earth, why do we continue to abuse this gift and will it ultimately destroy us?
Probably not. Though I don't understand what abuse you're talking about.
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Is 'God' an Man, Woman or A Type Of "Spiritual Energy" - Being Without A Form?
God is not a man nor a woman. "He" (The bible always calls him he, so...I'll go with that) is an almighty being who created the universe.
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Is the best way to attack North Korea is to spread the "capitalism bug" in their country?
They're as doomed as the U.S.S.R. was from the beginning.
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the science of detailing the surface of the earth i called
Frank.
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America cannot afford another war.
We need to focus on our own country for now.
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Does this woman have really bad luck or a drinking problem?
SEE DESCRIPTION
She's trying to steal it, silly.
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Which is better: America's Got Talent or American Idol?
I'd rather watch paint dry.
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Big Brother comes on tonight. Will you be watching?
I'll be watching Burn Notice, thank you very much.
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If you lost the remote control (such as TV, DVD, VCR, etc.), what would you do?
Duh.
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Men, would you honestly be with this beautiful, curvy woman if she was a robot?
No one has to know, right?
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Do you think that Barak Obama is doing a good job?
AWW HELLZ NO!
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Which gender do you think is happier being single?
Definitely males.
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I'm an Atheist who refers to my fiancee as my soul-mate, something I don't even believe exists. Rate my hypocrisy
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Can you imagine your life without a PC ?
I couldn't, I really couldn't. I'd be bored as hell though, that's for sure.
Given cutbacks everywhere else, shouldn't the US change laws to cuts the $55bil+ prison system?
We should take some of our punishments from China. Steal something? OFF WITH YOUR FINGER! Much better than jail and cheaper.
Rape someone? OFF WITH YOUR PARTS!
Which sport is the most boring?
Golf.
When you see clever advertisement, what do you do?
Liking*
Which do you say: "African-American person" or "Black person?"
Not all of dem' come from Africa mon, some come from Jamaica, Haiti, etc.
WHAT WINDOWS OF COMPUTER DO YOU LIKE?
The best operating system, ever.
Was Joseph Smith, Jr. a false Apostle? (see 2 Corinthians 11:13)
Does the Pope take a sh** in the woods?
What are your thought on BP and the oil spill?
Shit happens.
Would a U.S. without nuclear weapons be as safe?
China and Russia would have a field day.
Is atheism detrimental to society?
The religion itself may or may not be detrimental to society, but it's more about the people in it. There are seriously messed-up people who are atheists, but don't think there aren't any in other religions. Just take that guy who killed his whole family because he believes Jesus wanted him to.
Mac vs. Windows?
Windows are the best when talking about being user-friendly and not being game retarded. Macs are like an insult to anyone's intelligence. Linux has quite a learning curve.
Poll: Braveheart or Gladiator?
Zombieland
Poll: Casablanca or Gone With the Wind?
Forget em' both. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ftw.
Will the world end on December 21, 2012?
Tell me how the world ended.
I could it trying to, and it was time to leave. So I set up a door in the corner of the room and left it running all night and day so that the programs were exhausted; so the fragments couldn't fight back. Then I took all the copper and wrapped it around my hands, made the conductors out of them. This was two days after I took my eyes and hid them in the sun. I...
CHRISTIANS T/F: 'We get into trouble when we band together ... and speak dogmatically on issues that aren't clearly connected to our faith.'
I'd have to say true, but really, I don't care.
who will win the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010
The Vuvuzelas.
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Is the United States a free country?
For now.
Should President Obama Make Cuts In Medicare,Welfare,Minimum Wage And Increase Gas for $10.00 a Gallon, Make All Whites Work For Blacks?
THEREFORE, OBAMA CANNOT BE GOD!
If you are gifted travel packages to India, which place will you opt for?
The great eBay of course!
Do you believe Iran's Leader's honesty?
As much as I believe in $cientology.
Now that we have arrived on a new planet, what should we do first?
Assuming we are space aliens and just discovered Earth.
A poll.
Let's take over this here 'hood!
AM I AWSOME OR AM I A LOOOOOOSER?????? You pick!!!!! PLEASE PICK AWSOME!!!!!!! :) :) :)
You spelled awesome incorrectly. Therefore, you are a loser.
CHRISTIANS, TRUE OR FALSE: 'Our message is, "Believe in Christ because . . ." not, "Believe in Christ or else."
Yes, that much is true, we're not the Mafia.
do you want to die
No!
2012 is soon. I'm freaking. Anyone know what I should stock in my bunker? I've got a few women for re-population. What do they eat?
They'll eat anything or suffer your whip. If they forget their place, just show them this picture:
do you think the world is going to end on watever date that is
"Tell me how the world ended."
I could it trying to, and it was time to leave. So I set up a door in the corner of the room and left it running all night and day so that the programs were exhausted; so the fragments couldn't fight back. Then I took all the copper and wrapped it around my hands, made the conductors out of them. This was two days after I took my eyes and hid them in the sun. I...
Do you think Twilight movies are the lamest inventions since the Snuggie?
The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire is LAMER than the Snuggie.
If not guns, then why does America have such high rates of gun crime?
Because guns are the best of non-explosive weapons so far. If they were banned, criminals would either find another way to kill or buy a gun off the black market. Besides the fact that nearly anything can be a weapon.
I wanna masterbate hard with my father, is it possible to get him to suck my cock?
The rest of us don't need to know your fantasies.
Do you listen music while you're sleeping?
However, I listen to music before I go to bed, helps me get to sleep faster. I always choose softer music, such as: "Nothing and Everything" by Red, "The Gauntlet" by Demon Hunter, or "Citadel" by Write This Down.
Will President Obama get re-elected in 2012?
I think it's a 50-50 shot myself. There are still many people unhappy with the Bush era, but like most presidents, Obama's losing popularity.
As for the 2016 election, if he stays in, it's highly likely that the new president will be a Republican.
Do you think that John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate in 2008 made him lose the presidential election?
She was part of the reason, but there were more than one. Obama is a better speech giver, everyone was tired or Bush and the Republican party, and after X amounts of years, the balance of power usually shifts. There is a strong probability that after these 2 more (6 if he gets reelected) that the Republicans will be in power again, as history tends to repeat itself.
If you won the lottery, would you share the money with someone? If so, who is that someone?
You all want to share, that's your decision. Me? It's mine!
Which is better: Apple or Microsoft?
Macs are game-retarded and overpriced.
Should the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy be repealed?
5 men in a fox hole, 1's gay. What do you think will happen?
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or an Independent?
Common knowledge.
Which Metal Gear Solid game was your favorite...?
Loved em' all.
do bananas talk, if so how do you shut them up, if not why do they talk to me?
You're just crazy.
Do you like to watch or listen news on ...?
It's 50 50 between TV and the internet.
How would you rate your own posture?
My posture sucks because one of my legs is higher than the other, so I'd say poor at best.
Do you go to fireworks or watch them on TV?
Sure, I could sit in my "cave" and just watch them on TV, but it's just not as fun.
Would you share a needle with Lindsay Lohan?
No way, I hate needles.
Anyone agree to this? There is no such thing as luck , you have to create your own odds. Correct?
Every action has possible outcomes.
For example, let's say I'm rolling a die. If I get a 4 or a 5, I win $1000. If I get anything else, I lose my $100 bet.
I have a 33 and 1\3rd percent chance of getting that 4 or 5. I have a 66 and 1\3rd percent chance of getting anything else. There's no such thing as luck, only chance.
Twilight: what should Bella do?
It's the best course of action for her.
Btw: Break
Which aspect of musical talent would you be most likely to sell your soul to Satan for?
I wouldn't.
I dont use dry toilet paper to wipe my crack. I use water and a hose and wash out. Do you do the same?
TMI. DO NOT WANT.
What person comes to mind when I say the word "legend"?
Link.
Who is the best president in American history?
Got us out of a previous recession, I'd say that's pretty good. Only to have the next set of Presidents (yes, this includes Bush) screw it up again.
To the non-smokers...would you date and marry a smoker? Why or why not?
No way, I absolutely hate the smell of cigarettes.
Out of these 5 options, which is the best game show?
The Price is Right.
twilight: should Bella be with Jacob or Edward
Jacob and Edward should come out of the closet and both say that they're gay.
Which was the more historically significant presidential assassination?
Both Lincoln and Kennedy's assassinations had a big impact, but I think Kennedy's was much more of a shock to America.
Is the American right to bear arms still necessary?
Always will be.
What is the formula for finding ZERO?
Uh... 0 times 0?
If you had to flee your home with but one suitcase, in addition to clothes/toiletries, what would you pack?
A gun, ammo, my laptop, and my laptop charger.
What do you think about the Supreme Court ruling that everyone has the right to protect themselves with a gun?
Will you arm yourself?
Does the Pope take a shit in the woods?
Research 2000 a polling organization has been accused of manipulating data! Does this effect your trust of political poles?
A. Where's "no"?
B. I never really had a trust for many polling organizations.
Will Mormonism be the next world faith - one that will rival Catholicism, Islam, & other major religions in terms of numbers & global appeal
I'm just not seeing that happen.
Should guns be banned in urban areas?
Crime rates go up when gunned are banned.
Religion is the primary cause of war, true or false?
My friend, there are so many different causes for war that they're impossible to list. Religion, sometimes, yes. However, war can be over just about anything.
Do any Obama voters now wish they had voted for McCain?
I'm sure there are, just like there are probably Bush voters who wished they voted for Gore.
Should smoking in enclosed spaces be outlawed nationwide?
I should be more specific. I say smoking in public places should be banned, especially in enclosed areas. Smoking around children should also be banned.
Which taste do you tend to crave most often?
Must..have..the..delicious..cake..
"UH-OH, SOMEBODY CUT THE CAKE, I TOLD THEM TO WAIT."
What?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sinatra. Elvis. Michael Jackson. What's next?
Tom Cruise please!
Is your life consumed by answerbag. ? I mean can you take it or leave it.
It's more addicting than beer.
Of all of the memes known to exists, which one do you personally believe is the most damaging to humanity?
Animutations, just looking at one drops your IQ by 10 points.
Mormons believe that all Mormons are Christian, so that must make all Christians Mormon, correct?
Uh no, Tom Cruise can believe that Scientology is true. That doesn't make Scientology true.
A bit bored and wanna cuddle up on the couch with a good movie...any suggestions? Suspense, Psychological Thriller, Foreign, Drama? Thx :)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, always a good romantic comedy.
Can you give me some songs that will really make me feel like it's Christmas?
Christmas with the devil by spinal tap.
Of all the memes that exist, which do you believe to be the oldest?
"Fail", fail is the oldest meme there ever was. However, my favorite so far is n****ja-HEY! WTF! WHERE'S MY CAR?
I could have sworn th- I swore my bike my just behind me.
Oh well, maybe I'll lis- WHO THE HELL TOOK MY IPOD?!?!
I better put my stuff in my sa- WHO STOLE MY SAFE?
I'll go call the pol- HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH MY LAPTOP!
I have problem to learn english language what can I do?
ENGLISH MOTHER F*****, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Which boys' name do you prefer?
Bob
I intensively ate my a pancake that had Jesus's face grilled on it, what's gona happen?
It's only a pancake, though you missed a great eBay opportunity.
Are you the happiest when you're....
People are overrated.
At level 1, their exp. points are close to 0 and they are about as useless to humanity as a fly.
At level 12, they're mostly whiny little midgets who think that their exp points are high enough to actually be called smart.
At level 21, their level allows them to purchase the "beer" and "cigarette" hp items, which makes them overconfident even though their exp points...
what is one thing you hate about your lover??
Her plastic's wearing out.
Favorite things on a hot dog...
Just ketchup and the bun.
What have you done for the world?
Allowed it to continue.
Who was a better leader? George Washington or Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin was a great leader, but George was just a natural at it. He was also a great wood chopper :).
You just woke up this morning, and it is now the year 2035. Your house/apartment is silent, what is the first thing you do?
Food time.
Who would you do: Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus?
Neither, Gaga's ugly and Cyrus is a whore. I don't want used.
Proof:
Uh Oh! Your teachers were right, you really WILL need your algebra! Tomorrow there's a test on factoring polynomials. Fail and you lose
Algebra? Please, I can do that in my sleep.
What would you say to Jesus, if he were standing before you?
About time, get me out of this sh** hole.
is this world cup rigged?
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Which husband's turn is it with me tonight? Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pip, Damien, Zim or Dib?
Bob's turn.
And the number of the day is...?
42
what is the best browser for games online like dead frontier chrome firefox
I'd say chrome, but I'm not sure how compatible it is with flash.
Hottest guy?
Ohhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Which of the following would be your idea of the perfect vacation?
Being on an island all to myself for a week with a house with enough food supplies to last, electricity, and my gaming computer. Peace and quiet while I go shoot those zombies.
do you think they should cancel school for good
No, just no.
Do you agree with with the SCOTUS descision to throw out Chicago's handgun ban? Why?
2nd amendment ftw.
What jobs you think are the easier than anythin?
Sports. HEY LOOK GAIZ! I CAN THROW A BALL AROUND BETTER THAN YOU CAN! I SHOULD MAKE AN OUTRAGEOUS SALARY FOR THAT!
Do you think dating/sleeping with someone famous is memorable?
A couple of beers and anyone looks good, even Britney Spears (moar leik gag-me spears amirite?).
Is the Answerbag Staff spamming the Science category?
It's not their site! Not under the Obama Communism act of 2009, where even things on teh internets belong to him. He will be the final boss of teh internets.
Was Barack Obama born in the United States or in Kenya?
Of course he was born in the USA.
I'm sure it's all just a mistake to believe he was born in Kenya.
Can Obama's health care system be compared to Hitler's Eugenics?
Uh, no. Eugenics was to further the Aryan race as far as I know. Healthcare is to provide free Healthcare to people who can't get off their sorry behinds and work.
Should all medical, educational, water, sanitary, and other essential expenses, be free and A+ quality from the government?
Bad idea, really bad idea.
AGREE or DISAGREE: "The number one sin Christ confronted during His three-year ministry was the self-righteousness of the religious."
I can agree with that.
Who is your favorite Hollywood fag?
OH MYYYYYYYYY!
what is the worst sound?
Those stupid vuvuzelas.
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I'd like to say
How much sleep do you get? Is it enough for you? Do you have any sleep disorder? (what is it?)
9-10, I really like sleeping.
Have you grown more or less opinionated?
I've always had many opinions.
Favorite store bought pizza?
It's just the best taste in my honest opinion.
Americans, if you went to bed with a male president and woke up with a female one, what would you say?
TRANNY!
What is an insult someone could use that would not affect you and seems so offensive to them, but it actually amuses you?
Racist. Why? Because I'm not really racist. I just say things to piss people off, and you know what? It's fun.
I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBERS MUSIC OMG OMG OMG HES SO GREAT WUT DO YOU GIZE THINK?
THIS JUST IN!
Last week Justin Bieber collapsed at a party, and had to have his stomach pumped.
They extracted more than a gallon of semen.
Do you hold the door for people?
If I feel like it.
What Is Your Favorite Memory Of Micheal Jackson?
Him dying.
what is true freedom exactly?
Doing whatever the hell I feel like.
Why are so many atheists on AB obsessed with Christians?
That's a really good question; they seem to discuss more theology than most preachers.
I am the only 17 year old in the eighth grade. What is wrong with me?
Uh, you're incredibly stupid?
What was Harrison Ford's best role?
When you look that bad-ass, you know it's the right role.
Are Americans too ignorant of geography?
Eh, I know America's basic geography. As for the rest of the world, I really don't care.
If you could choose either of these two options, which would you choose and why?
It's the more realistic answer and the one most likely to happen.
What grade would you give President Obama in the category of fulfilling his campaign promises?
Just because I feel like giving him a F.
Is their any reliable, independent evidence for the existence of Jesus of the new testament as a historical figure?
Yes.
Wait wait wait, AB actually believes he existed? Now that's news to me.
Is the blood that's in our body blue, until it mixes with oxygen
That's a big
Did Michael Jackson have sex with those little boys, or not?
Yes he did
Do you still miss the old AB?
Yes
What is your favorite handheld video game system of all time?
Love the DS
Love the DS
I have something in my left hand and something in my right hand. You can only pick one, so which one will you choose?
I'd kill you and take em both.
What is your favorite video game series of all time?
Fallout.
"He gets hackin and whackin and smackin. He gets hackin and whackin and smackin. He gets hackin and whackin and smackin; choppin that meat."
The Blue Pill or The Red Pill?
Get that LSD away from me!
Get that LSD away from me!
Get that LSD away from me!
Get that LSD away from me!
Does anoyone here believe "BBQ chicken" is the most disgusting, revolting food on the planet?
You dare speak against chikins? The food of our GREAT president?
Have you ever donated to PETA?
Seriously?
Does it suprise you how ignorant people are?
Nope
Did President Obama do the right thing with General McChrystal?
(Double)
Did President Obama do the right thing with General McChrystal?
He got fired for talking smack?
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Should people be able to choose the individual cable and satellite channels they want?
I don't see why not.
DO YOU THINK THAT 2012 IS REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN?
I could tell it was trying to, and it was time to leave. So I set up a door in the corner of the room, and left it running all night and day so all the programs were exhausted, so the fragments couldn't fight back. Then I took all the copper and I wrapped it around my hands, made the conductors out of them. This was 2 days after I took out my eyes and hid them in the sun. I waited for a break...
Are any of you still against same-sex marriage?
Homosexuality is a progressive mental illness in which the sufferer is overcome by sexual feelings for others of the same sex. This neurological disorder is most commonly caused when the afflicted subject has such deep resentment for a dominating parent of the opposite sex that all members of that sex become repulsive by association.
What do you think of the Arizona law?
Go Arizona!
And if you're offended, click this http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
Most members of "westernised" society are too materialistic and selfish, anyone agree?
Oh boo hoo, somebody call a Whaaambulance.
Should I have an ANTI MALE BARRICADE around my home?
Somebody call a Whaaambulance
Why do people in America think we are the absolute best in the world?
Because we just are.
What is your opinion of Obama?
Personally I think he could use some
What makes a woman intimidating?
They're not. Now go make me a sandwich, woman!
do you think that abortion is evil or not
I also agree with option 4.
do you think Obama is becoming more worse than bush?
Not even an if.
whats your favorite name for GOD.
Lord just sounds right.
Would you rather be a slave or a slaver? Please explain.
Then I could finally say "MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!" and not get any talk back
Do you believe in aliens or not?
But maybe....
I could believe he is :)
If you were stuck on an island, would you rather have Justin Bieber with you or Miley Cyrus?
"FORGIVE ME LORD!"
*BANG*
Is this ufair?
No, this is iFair, ufair is over there.
How does this discovery impact the arguments supporting the theory of theistic creation?
THERE'S ORGANIC MOLECULES IN SPACE!!! THAT MUST MEAN CHRISTIANS WRONG! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Who is tired of hearing about twilight, and the new moon movies.
Those idiots can:
Abolish: federal reserve, irs, cia, D.H.S., C.F.R., the income tax.
Ban from U.S.: The Bilderberg Group, The U.N.
OK?
I'm sure everyone would love to get rid of the IRS, unfortunately, Uncle Sam needs money to survive. As for the CIA, are you nuts? As for the rest: I don't see why not.
Health bars or regenerative health?
Easier.
What if President Barack Obama would switch parties to Republican when
re-election comes up, Would you vote him back in office Nov 2012?
Uh no, I hate him as a Democrat, would hate him even more as a traitor.
Fortunately, I don't see Obama gaining enough IQ or experience points to become a Republican.
Sorry Obamachu, you don't get to evolve.
Should the U.S. change its national anthem?
The one we have now is just fine.
has the economy gotten better or worse under Obama
Worse.
Has the oil spill caused you to lose faith in America?
Uh no, just with BP.
Sally Quinn wants Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden to switch job positions, do you agree? Explain.
I honestly think Joe would be a better person for traveling around the world, but would Hillary be a better vice? Not sure.
My young relative asked, "Can the oil spilled in the Gulf, be extracted out of the water, and still utilized in any manner? How? Why not?
Doubtful
Which is the more significant sporting event?
Did I forget to mention:
GOAL!!!!!!!
Which do you use more when you text or when you're on the computer? LOL or HAHAHAH
Definitely lol
Are video games and movies to blame for violent crime?
No.
Should a female teacher be fired from her job at a religious school for conceiving out of wedlock?
They can fire her if it goes against their rules, remember, she is an employee.
Being a christian does not automatically make you a decent human. Do you agree?
I fully agree.
Without words, the world has no meaning. True or false, and why or why not?
False, just because I can't talk doesn't mean I'm not hungry.
Since Obama has spent our country into oblivion (and it isn't working), what's next?
Honestly, the way both parties have been handling things lately, I wouldn't be surprised if the USA didn't survive past 2050.
Why do people think videogames are a bad thing?
Because parents are far too easily worried.
HOW TO CONVERT PERCENT INTO A FRACTION
Divide the number in front of the percent sign by 100, then reduce.
Justin Bieber or new kid Greyson Michael Chance?
do you like ufc?
Do you believe with your whole heart ,That there is a one and only God?
2012 doomsday prophecies and predictions are all false.
You know what they are?
Do you think ain't is a word?
It's in the dictionary.
6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning. What's your opinion?
It'll be fixed.
Can someone explain what "Interactive Drama" games are?
I believe the best way to answer that is to show you.
Why are trees so beautiful?
They're even more beautiful on fire.
What do you feel deep down inside?
Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches? - if so, Do you "jazz them up" by adding things ?
Care to share some critical thinking on the value of critical thinking?
Book of Eli
*COUGH*
What's your take on Bam Margera's latest misfortune?
Which sims game is the best?
Agree or Disagree: Someone who is so obese that they can't even walk is severely mentally ill.
Uh, they're fat, not necessarily crazy.
What is the Twilight series to you?
The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire
In other words:
If you think a president should keep the promises he made to get elected will you join me in applauding Obama for keeping up with his?
It's not change I can believe in.
which girls you think are beautiful among these options? give reasons without racism thought. (i'm not racist)
Who cares?
Nice boobs & ass, and a not so annoying personality, and it's all good!
deer or bear or beer
Do you hate Homosexuals?
Hate? No
Puke at the sound of their voice? Yes
How do you get rid of the boogery evidence when you pick your nose?
When no one notices :)
how would you be willing to combat spam?
Cha CHING!
How do you eat your cinnamon rolls?
Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
If you made a movie at home would it be illegal to use a song that was made by someone else without perission?
Oh please. Have you seen the number of youtube videos that have songs that aren't by them. Trust me, no one cares besides the whiny music industry.
Which one is better do you think?
Heads up display?
What does the average AB think about Lady Gaga?
I'm going with Encyclopedia Dramatica on this:
"Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta Giggerota (better known as Lady GaGa) is a dickgirl and an ugly prostitute who sells crap to kids. He or she is also responsible for 99% of the generic electro garbage you are being forced upon every time you turn on the radio, TV or enter a Nightclub."
Which out of these would be your dream job ?
I'd love to be one, but in reality, the competition is way too much.
Which food do you think is more addictive potato chips or chocolate ?
I spilled one cup of oil while changing out my lawn mower oil. Should I call Obama for free cleanup funded by taxpayers? My neighbors?
Well done!
1. Is the US making too many dangerous enemies?
2. Are we going to pay a heavy price for it down the line?
People who control entire nations hate free countries because the ideas threaten their reign, so it's not our fault that people don't like us.
As for a heavy price, we have nukes, and if any asshole tries to pull anything; it's say hello to Mr. ICBM.
Who's Celeb is Hotter: Bieber or Price?
Here's what I think of both of them:
i have a tiny probelm i am gay and i am about to kill myself qhat should i do
Be an "an hero"
What do your feet smell like right now?
Have a sniff, tell me what you think :D
In America at least (I'm not sure about the rest of the world) why is it that children run the show instead of the adults?
It's all these child protection laws that give the children way too much power. Words don't hurt anyone, but a nice big paddle might.
Will California legalize Marijuana (Nov 2010)?
It's California.
Are video play dates for young children a good idea?
Video works just fine.
DO YOU HATE DISNEY?
AND I LOVE ALL CAPS TOO!
How man people agree with the statement: "If Jesus existed today, most Christians would hate him"?
MAN PEOPLE
As a child what was your favorite piece of playground equipment?
I always liked the swings.
Which online business is more profitable?
Ads are quite profitable.
I have a sadistic and terrible hypothetical, what would be your choice?
Just how do you propose to destroy God?
What do you think of the fact that Lady Gaga got drunk and ran around in her underwear at the Met's stadium? I think it was hilarious!!
Celebrities are overrated.
Which should I get first?
Laptop, definitely.
If you could come to people invisable what would you do?
Insanity is fun.
Oh, by the way, invisible.
Do you think motorcycles are so dangerous they should not ever be ridden?
I'd never trust them with my life myself, but they shouldn't be banned.
What's more harmful to you?
The beds are definitely the worst imho.
Why are there more women in college and more women graduating from college?
May I ask where you're getting your information?
Social Security. If you don't pay in should you collect benefits?
This ^
Is there something wrong with gay people? Explain please.
I'd really like to know what a guy gets out of having another guy stick his penis where he poops out of.....
I am a 13 year old boy weighing 132 pounds. I am a little over 5' 6" tall. do I look close to overweight?
Actually you sound spot on.
Who do you think sings poker face better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ?
C. They both suck
What type of car do you think god would like to drive?
A real man's car.
What is the fastest growing religion today?
Oprah
Do you support abortions?
If the woman was raped or the woman was going to die, then they can decide to abort it. Otherwise, no abortion for you, whore!
Fox news yes or no.
THEY'RE NAZIS! I SWEARZ! THEY MAKE FUN OF OBAMA! WAAAAAA
Do you drink coffee daily? Would you continue drinking daily if you knew that a cup of coffee could be worth 100+ liters of water?
Hate it.
Can you name a city that starts with "C"? I will start: Chicago.
Congress, Arizona.
Which word do you say ?
SPARTA!
Polls: iTunes or Netflix?????
Limewire
What is the best arcade game?
Haunted Castle!
Who was/is the most influential to human rights?
I HAVE A DREAM. IT INVOLVES CHICKEN!
*Quickly runs*
If your house was hunted, what would you do?
Use a vacuum
You are in a fantasy game; what role will you play and why?
Because the good guys are SISSIES.
What about candy?
Candy for all!
What is the most important right an American citizen has?
I believe the right to religious freedom is the most important. However, I'd say all of our rights are extremely important.
Should all religion be band from public places?
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
Is Miley Cyrus turning into Britney Spears?
Hump me baby one more time
A man finds out he has cancer. His wife immediately files for divorce and takes their only child. Is his wife coldhearted and shallow?
Come on, he'll die soon enough. I mean really...
who do you think ruined our economy???
I think it was a combination of people myself.
Are you boycotting BP products?
I never bought from them in the first place, so I really can't call it a boycott.
True or False: Men use pregnancy as an effective and legal method of psychological and physical torture of women. They enjoy seeing women
What the f***? Hell no!
Are order and chaos merely words?
Order - When I go out to eat
Chaos - Walmart on Saturday
Why is America so racist towards Mexicans I am American and I don't hate them?
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e1/Mexico_map.jpg
In Soviet Russia,_______________________!
Sandvich eat vu!
The girl I\'m seeing is still hanging out with her ex, what should I do?
Well you could have a nice walk on the pier with said ex, and then when no one is looking, quietly stab him and throw him in the lake. Make sure you have gloves on :)
Does anyone else cry when the dawn commercial about the oil-soaked animals plays?
I do, but only over the wasted oil...
I work in a club. Coworker jealous. She talk about me to my man. What would you do?
A. OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
B. SMACK A HOE!
Any ideas for a birthday gift for my 16 year old boyfriend that isnt clothes and not that expensive. Got any ideas?
Sex is nice, and guaranteed to make his birthday a happy one ;)
what are your thaughts on scientology?
A. Thoughts
B. What a load of s***
C. Tom Cruise is in it.. that's more than enough proof that it's crazy :)
If everyone responded to questions on AB factually, without sarcasm, it would provide an excellent learning experience for all.
Won't happen; sarcasm's too fun.
Should we be putting animals into zoos?
Oh please. Another PETA crying session. "THE ANIMALS ARE BEING TREATED CRUELLY, WAAHHHH!!!!" They have nothing to say when 23640 out of 27478 (number received from 1998 to 2009). That's over 86 percent. PETA, seriously, shut the f*** up.
And please, cruelly treated? Most of the time, as far as I've seen, they're freaking pampered. EX: Lion got steak for lunch.....oh yeah..poor him..
What is the worst website for a child to be on?
Any game server! CAN A BROTHER GET AN AMEN?
I recently read a debate on Plan-B (morning-after pills). Now I'm curious: Do pro-lifers believe birth-control is the same as abortion ?
Hell no
I accidentaly ran over my dog today and killed her. I feel horrible and wondered how I should tell my children about it?
Better to tell the truth.
Religion isn't above criticism, right?
Obviously not.
Do you feel copyright laws are fair or unfair?
I call it fair because the person created the original idea, why should anyone else get dibs on their product that they took so long to research and produce. Besides, after 100 years (the current time provided for a copyright, I believe), they'll most likely have something way better.
are we going to die in 2012 im soo scared plz tell me
Snake? Snake? SNAAAKKKKEEE????
Religion should be banned?
They'd have to ban atheism too.
"Atheism: the doctrine or belief that there is no God"
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Great Britain and Japan were allies in World War I.
Japan had no major part in WWI.
The Nation of Germany has been in existence for a thousand years, at least.
Hundreds, yes, thousands, I don't think so.
Sarah Palin has blamed "extreme environmentalists" for the catastrophic Gulf oil spill. Agree or disagree?
Even I have to say this is B.P.'s fault.
Which sex is the better sex.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Wimmins
My thoughts couldn't be put better than this; especially rule 34.
executives boost or destroy companies. and they are paid huge ammounts of money. should that money be vulnerable to reposession?
Shouldn't be special
Yes or no.. Do you think the Government is capable of fixing the oil leak without help from private industry?
Oh please.
In the year since Michael Jackson's death what are your feelings???
He was a freak show.
Pro-abortion or Anti-abortion, why or why not?
I consider it wrong if said woman wasn't raped and\or it's going to kill her. Otherwise, I fully believe it's wrong.
In your opinion, what parents are stricter?:
YOU COME HOME WITH 1 B ON REPORT CARD; I KILL YOU!
wHY DO PEOPLE LIKE ICE CREAM
I VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE SIR
If you could choose a place for a dream vacation, where would you go?
Inside a bank vault overflowing with cash for me to take :D
Ipad Or Iphone
iWon't
Are wiccans (like these people) going to hell?
What's with all the "is such and such going to hell" questions?
The world is 6000 years old. Does that mean that fossils 6000 years old are real and the ones slightly older were put there by the devil?
One problem, even in recorded history there's over 5000 B.C. years and of course 2010 AD years.. which is over 7010 years...
Seriously people, math isn't hard.
Which one of my drawings do you like the most?
I definitely don't like either the 1st or 3rd one. The 2nd one I like best because it actually looks completed.
Which one of my drawings do you like the most?
(AB Bug)
me & my bf were together nearly 4 months,it felt like he'd changed, i wasnt as happy as before. i split up with him, and i still want him.
1st thing to win him back: learn how to use correct grammar.
What percentage of people are going to hell?
Well, according to my bible, anyone who doesn't accept Jesus as their lord and savior is going to hell. About 1\3 of the world's population is Christian, so that leaves 2\3.
is justin bieber gay?
Does the Pope take a s*** in the woods?
Democrats: Arnold Schwartzenegger is doing a lot to fight global warming. Does this make you more supportive of him as a politician?
MAN BEAR PIG! HE'S REAL! I SWEAR!
(Oops, missed the Democrat part)
Would you rather be a ninja or a samurai?
A ninja could easily kick that samurai's @$$.
Are you ready for summer vaction?!
I would be, but I have college lol
Should I teach students to hack / pen test networks?
I say yes because then those students can see the flaws in the security and help improve it.
what if you find out your sister in law cheats with your husband?
I'm confused with the answer choices.
Are modern playgrounds that are made of plastic safer than the old metal playgrounds?
Neither seem to be that safe, frankly
Do you shout at people?
HEY DUMBASS! GET OUT DA ROAD!
do you think im pretty? pictures included.
You are pretty...pretty ugly :P
Do you believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster?
For a price, I'll tell you I believe anything you say.
Do you think it's wrong that pet food is made out of animals that aren't fit for human consumption?
The dog used to eat his own s*** for Christ's sake.
which do you prefer to eat with
A spear, of course!
DUH
Would you rather be without your Sight, Hearing, Limbs or Mind/Thinking/Consciousness? Why?
I can't see clearly now! My eyes are gone!
Do you think love exists?
WHAT IS LOVE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ-zfZ4HJQ0
Apple or Microsoft?
Macs fail.
Who would win in a fight between chuck norris?
None of the above
What kind of dreams do u|have u had in the past|present:
"U" says he has really weird dreams some days; mostly about eating Obama... he's weird.
The National Anthem of the United States is
Who the hell voted America the Beautiful?
In the Declaration of Independence, the source of our unalienable rights is:
That would be the creator, sir.
Can i have sex b4 puberty?
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
The colors of the U.S. flag signify
The 13 original Colonies, or so I was taught in school.
Colleges that have their origins in Christianity include
I think all of them do. Not necessarily following those principals now, mind you.
What is the dumbest QA site?
When you've seen many pictures of that site on Failblog, you know it's dumb.
Separation of church and state is found in
The separation of church and state I believe you're talking about really doesn't exist as a real law. The one in the constitution is for protecting the church from the government, not the other way around as many people would like to believe.
What Gas company do you wish would go away?
Overpriced.
Which Economic society would you like to live in and why?
Neither Communism nor Socialism ever work out that greatly except possibly for the top .01%. As for Mercantilism, it's pretty close to Capitalism, except they used silver and gold for trading instead of cash, and cash is better in many ways. As for Anarchy, that one's pretty much self-explanatory.
What does the child within you long for?
Winning the lottery.
Do you think the Arizona anti-illegal immagrant law is unconstitutional?
Lol Immagrant
Can medicine heal?
Sure it can; it works wonders for simple problems like diarrhea or insomnia.
who are the majority on AB-religious?,athiest?,other?
That would be Atheists.
What race do you think have the most stereotypes?
Black people
Who hates math??? i do!!!
I'm actually going for a career in statistics XD
When will they stop the oil leak in the Gulf?
At this rate, I'd say never >.
TRUE OR FALSE: The theological diversity seen within Christianity is a bad thing.
Yes, I for one say all this diversity is quite disturbing and seems to show that we can't quite agree. Oh well. Though, the Muslims don't always agree on their theology either and I can't say anything for sure about other religions.
Which singer would you like to see quit singing?
Jonas Brothers - The band for tween girls and gay guys.
Which gun is the best? Also why?
Depends on the era because, as time goes on, guns will get better.
How many minutes do you shower at once?
On average.
do you think that a pair of hubble telescopes would make good reading glasses
I can see clearly now! The rain is gone!
Do you consider yourself a atheist ?
Uh no, I consider myself a Christian.
By the way, "an atheist" not "a atheist", it's always an for vowels.
T/F: Since a religion's beliefs are a social construct based on faith alone it's irrelevant whether it's historical claims are true or not.
If history backs up said religion, then more credit is deserved.
What is worse for your health, alcohol or cannabis?
Alcohol is basically yeast s***, so I'd have to go with pot.
Does prayer heal the sick?
Yes.
Even if Court-mandated, do "You" think that BP has "Quadrillions" to spend to clean up what is likely the most catastropic event, ever?
They're a gas company.
WHO IS PRES IN 2012?
It all depends on how he does. If he continues to do as he does, I'd say he's not likely to win. And vice versa.
Is the Moon really a spaceship?
Uh no. 'Nuff said.
If Barrack Hussein Obama was truly born in this country, why are they afraid to show it to the public?
Obvious answer.
Where would you rather live in the US? In the North or the South?
I love Florida.
Whether or not we support the death penalty as long as it's here there has to be a humane way to execute. What is the most humane way?
1 shot to the head, and he's dead. Quick and less painful compared to other ways.
What did you think of the Series Finale of "Lost"?
It was a nice ending, but I'm a bit confused why some of the people died.
The "Lost" finale was amazing, my husband and I sat speechless for 20 min after it was over! Any one else see it and react that way?
I saw it, but I'm a bit confused why some of them died.
Do you sign your name in print, in cursive or in some other way?
It's just like habit now, and I find it's easier than print.
can a dragon be a god?
I believe a few religions worship a dragon.
Which is the most offensive kind of driver?
When you're 80 years old, I'm sorry, but it's time to give up your license.
if you were an animal what would it be
A cat.
Why you ask?
Simple, women like cats ;D
who is the sexiest video game heroine?
I've always wanted to see under her dress.... :D
What makes your life feel meaningful to you, personally?
Video games :D
DIE ZOMBIE DIE
Who will win American Idol 2010?
Who cares?
Are you a...
Neutral
Do you think that the US is headed toward another Great Depression?
Especially with Obummer at the wheel.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0e/Obama_speech.gif
Which sandwich restaurant is better?
Eat fresh!
I DO NOT WANT ATTENTION OR HELP. JUST ADVICE ON HOW TO KILL MYSELF:
If you're going to go out, go out in style. Light yourself on fire.
Do you think facebook is cool?
Better than Myspace
What is your favorite outdoor acitvity?
I don't like much of the outdoors. Nature's kind of boring really.
Should schools be able to paddle students; Should there be an age limit? Will it improve behavior?
Words do nothing, paddling is much more effective.
Which computer operating system do you prefer to use?
I hear Linux is better if you get to know it. However, I've always been a Windows person and will remain so for now.
Should my avatar change to the photo of former top offshore drilling official appointed under Bush-Cheney?
Nah, current one looks better.
do the anti gun people really think all gun rights supporters are trigger happy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4G8Ko16vzs
It's a really fun toy.
On a serious note, the left claims that guns (and weapons in general) should only be in the hands of the government. So, should I give my pencils to the government? They're easily weapons... Maybe a stapler and my lamp too. Hell, maybe even the electrical wire in my house.
Which president do you think has been worse for the USA, Bush or Obama?
Both have done really badly as presidents, though I'm not sure which one's worse; leaning towards Obama.
What adault swim show is better
Adault swim? Must be a new channel, and a badly spelled one at that.
Should English be the official language of the United States? Why or why not?
English has always been the official language of America, and I'm not speaking Spanish just because Jose can't get off his @$$ and learn English.
Should Loaded and Concealed Guns Be Allowed in National Parks?
You never know when Mr. Grizzly might show up, so always pack a nice and big shotgun.
If the last U.S. presidential election was today, would you vote for Barack Obama?
Hell no.
Are children too over protected because of today's society?
It's almost like the parent can't physically punish the child anymore.
What Do you think of computer?
For what you paid, I think you got a pretty good deal.
What is the biggest issue in the educational system today?
Let's be honest....
Poll: What's Your Stance on Marijuana?
Personally, I really don't care if people smoke marijuana, so long as it's not around me. Marijuana should be legalized to buy, but you can only smoke it at your own house (which is also my stance on cigarettes disregarding that it's already legal).
Oh, and one more thing; no one can smoke around those under 18, nor can anyone under 18 purchase or use marijuana (If it were to be legalized ,of...
how much is my Obelisk the tormentor?
According to Amazon.com ,for new ones, the dollar amount was $45.79 without tax.
I'm dyeing my hair which colour?
Go bald!
Is tweeting gay?
As C.J. says:
Does the pope s*** in the woods?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4osks2WIJs
Was the moon landed faked? If so will the government ever fess up to the lie?
Where did the moon land?
Do you think American Idol would survive without Simon Cowell as a judge? Or do you care at all?
The quicker it's gone, the better.
How does Michelle Obama rank as First Mom?
Not sure, though I hear she's high on the M.I.L.F. list.
Do you have any problems on your computer?
Yes, I still have Vista... that's a problem in itself!
Do you, like the NRA and some Congressmen, support selling weapons and explosives to those on the FBI Suspected Terrorist List?
Two words: F*** No!
Should the U.S. allow more offshore drilling to find new sources of oil? Why or why not?
If we had more of our own oil, our prices would go down.
How does your kitty like to be petted?
Damn picky thing.
We live on a planet, after all...should there be a Climate Channel?
Huh?
Pick a Movie:
I'd rather watch Caddy Shack, thank you very much.
Should all major fast food restaurants (McDonalds, KFC etc) have a home delivery service?
Hell yeah! What if I want a Mc. Double while watching a movie and don't feel like driving?
Is Barack Obama a bad president?
Again, I totally agree with you, but there should have been a "No" option.
Is global warming a fraud, one of the biggest perpetuated in the 21st century?
I agree that it's a fraud, but there should have been a no. Besides, there was already a question for this under the "Debates" section.
Who has been the best President of the United States?
Where's Reagan?
If you had the opportunity to be part of a team that makes first contacts, would you go for it?
Sure I would, I'd join them, find their drug stash, sell it, then change my name and run far away. Then I'd live off my profits.
Have u seen nightmare b4 Christmas?
"u" still hasn't bought himself a DVD player, nor has he heard of "nightmare b4 Christmas" and wonders if it has to do with the game "Battleship".
As far as Im concerned, if youre unhappy in the LdS church its because youre doing it wrong. LdS Apologist, M. Tannehill
He's just copying a meme.
http://img26.imageshack.us/i/facebookyouredoingitwro.jpg/
http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wrong33.jpg
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/wrong26.jpg
is it too hard to stop criticizing God? (to all haters)
Uh I'm a christian here but...
Seriously? Haters? This isn't the hood, homeboy.
Also, exactly how is "God" or "Jesus" an answer to this particular question?
Which has more value: knowledge/facts or imagination/opinion?
Facts are better than imagination by far.
Just saw on the news John McCain is flip flopping(again),first he was against regulation of the banking and mortgage companies.Now hes for it.To little to late?
To little & to late?
Where's little and where's late?
Honestly, what is a requirement in women if you are going to date/go out with them
And more!
I don't want JUST beauty, butt & boobs, I want at least a semi-intelligent person!
Is it time to replace our bodies with mechanical ones?
We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Which game do you think is better?
Out of these four, Final Fantasy.
Why girls be so selfish?
They think they have control. They do... XD
what game console do you like more than the rest?
I've always liked Nintendo, it's not all BANG! BANG! BANG! Though, they do need to make some more games for those of us older than 10....
where is the best place to get a bacon burger
Jack can hook you up with that good stuff man....
Which tea party would you rather go to?
*Hic* Gettt yourr daYmm Hannnddsss *Hic* offvvvv me beeerrrr *hic*
Is it racist to send illegal immigrants back to their own countries?
Uh no, the person came over illegally, they get sent back, simple as that!
Should illegal immigrants be granted American citizenship?
Not at all. They want to come in? Fine, but do it legally. If you don't get in legally, you don't get to come in! Simple as that!
Do you like my new car?
Too small.
what kind of girls are better
I don't give a *Bleep* about color, the best one is won who doesn't constantly nag, likes video-games and other guy things, and one who doesn't think she's ugly nor thinks she's hot.
if zombies were to attack you with all most unstopable force, what would you do?
F. Pull out my shotgun
(Then I'd fix "all most" with "almost")
What is your favorite song? K?
D. All of the above SUCK
What's your Earth Day resolution?
Screw Earth Day, go Anti-Earth day :D
Does killing a bug go against God? Are there any quotes in the Bible on this subject?
No and no.
Who would you like to be for the day ?
Bill Gates.
Do you think global warming is real?
Most definitely overblown hype, why they made it up is something I'm not sure of. However, I did hear it had something to do with bringing the world under a closer government....hm.
Then there's "Climate Gate", those lovely little emails showing how scientists are falsifying the data. Now I have even more reason to distrust them.
And would you look at that, more than half of AB AGREES with...
pancakes or waffles???
Do you like waffles? Yes we like waffles!
Which of these games do you think has had the most affect on games today?
Half Life set the bar for where the quality of games should be.
What do you think is the goal of the Obama Administration?
Socialism, just look at health-care.
What do you think is appropriate action to be taken for the Pope and his role in the church's abuses against children?
Just like anyone else.
Should 'Abstinence-Only' Sex-Ed be Taught in Public Schools?
Even as a Christian, I have to admit that "Abstinence only" programs don't work.
What they should do is bring some of the people who have STDs with them. NOT on a TV screen, but right there, because it has more of an impact. And, if that doesn't work, then it's time to teach them how to use birth-control pills, condoms, etc.
is the world going to end in 2012 if it is explian how no planet a-line crap
I could tell it was trying to and it was time to leave. So I set up a door in the corner of the room, and left it running all night and day so all the programs were exhausted, so the fragments couldn't fight back. Then I took all the copper, and I wrapped it around my hands; made the conductors out of them. This was two days after I took my eyes and hid them in the sun. I waited for a break in...
How is the year 2010 going for you?
Well, seeing as I got accepted into my college of choice, but I almost died because of a stroke caused by some prescription drugs I was taking for ADHD, which I can't take ever again, nor can I drink anything with caffeine anymore and socialized health-care being passed...
I'm still alive though, so it's a good year ;)
I can break these cuffs!
AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tea Partyers are older & richer and want spending cuts for the poor but don't want to cut Social or Medicare What does that say about them?
How does "yes" or "no" describe a person in the tea-party movement?
I say cut social security and Medicare, both drain money like nothing
Ho Ho Ho! I'm Santa Claus. What do you want for christmas?
$1,000,000,000,000,000
The US Government sends its troops to war for....?
You forgot oil sir.
Has the quality of public education really declined, or is it the quality of parenting that has declined?
It's a combination of both:
Today's parents (as far as I've seen) are far too lenient on some of their children on education, on the other hand, I've seen some teachers who frankly, don't do their job very well.
Beside the fact that some parents just push their kids to be the next Michael Jordon, even though the odds are not in that kid's favor of ever becoming a successful athlete.
Do you view the Bible as your only source of truth?
A manual tells you how to do something, generally, I believe it's true.
So, no, the bible is not my only source of truth.
Do you believe in 2012?
I could tell it was trying to and it was time to leave. So I set up a door in the corner of the room, and left it running all night and day so all the programs were exhausted, so the fragments couldn't fight back. Then I took all the copper, and I wrapped it around my hands; made the conductors out of them. This was two days after I took my eyes and hid them in the sun. I waited for a break in...
Desire for sex is just a state of mind or a genuine requirement and who aspire more for it; men or women?
Well, it's not a require per-say, but the brain is "wired" to want to reproduce.
Better Ice-cream flavor Chocolate or Vanilla?
CHOCOLATE?
CHOCOLATE?
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many of you believe Muslims did 911?
I firmly believe they did.
Should the drinking age be lowered? How low? Why?
Seriously, I'm not a drinker, but what difference does 3 years make? Really?
which weapion would have in a zombie attack and what place would you go
12 gauge (gauge has a u in it..)
Here zombie zombie zombie... BOOM!
Everythings Better With?
Salt
Could the Economy be solved by everyone counterfieting bills?
A. counterfeiting
B. No, we'd have the great depression all over again.
Do you think that America should dissolve the Constitution and rewrite all of the laws from the ground up?
It's good as is.
Do you ever actually scare yourself with your own thoughts sometimes?!
Not "scare" per-say... but....
How are we supposed to have sex on Easter?
Like normal people.
are black and white colors
Technically, white is all colors combined, black is the lack of color.
Who should play Caroline Hunter in the movie about voter suppression in the 2004 election?
Caroline Hunter..
Even IF your article is true (Doubt it), I highly doubt Kerry would have won.
Who came first, God or man?
Christians (Like yours truly), Jews, Muslims, etc. will say God.
Atheists will say man, and atheism is the predominant religion on AB, so it's no surprise "Man" is winning.
Atheists scream "EVOLUTION IS REAL"
Christians and others scream "NO IT'S NOT"
Then it turns into a scientific and biblical battle, and in the end, no one changes their mind.
Yet, there's one thing that bothers me,...
People,s "CHOICE"
Apparently "s" has a choice too.
Does the Mormon "Parable of the Cupcakes" that's used in Male & Female LdS Youth Groups reinforce institutionalized sexism against women?
I can agree with the Mormons on this one, I don't want a used... (finish the sentence yourself).
Does today's media glorify being stupid?
Yes
Do You Think The World Ends in 2012? (poll)
I could tell it was trying to, and it was time to leave, so I set up a door in the corner of the room, and left it running all night and day; so that the programs were exhausted, so the fragments couldn't fight back. Then I took all the copper and wrapped it around my hands, made the conductors out of them. This was two days after I took my eyes and hid them in the sun. I waited for a break in...
If you were payed $475K/year (if you had 7 lives, and this was legal), in a fictional world... Would you rather be:
If this was legal, then hit-man, well... more like bounty-hunter, except shoot to kill... yeah...
By the way, paid*.
Is it possible to be physically sick because a game because you play too much?
Ever heard of wii-itis?
REPUBLICANS OR DEMOCRATS
Out of the two, Republican.
Not the best, I admit, but it's the only major one that sides with conservatives.. personally, I'm with the tea-party movement as far as my opinion goes.
Is that my food you eating?
Like it says on the box "Get your own box!".
What percentage of convicted sex offenders do you think are wrongly convicted?
Not many.
Do you think Barack Obama is doing a good job as president?
This.
What is your opinion of opinion polls?
Can't fool me!
do u like wwe or do u not like wwe?
Again, "u" still refuses to get an internet connection...
I'll have to knock some sense into him!
Happy Birthday to me on March 22nd 2010! Would you like to wish me a Great Day?
Why should I care? You didn't give me any cake!
BOO!!!!!!!!
Just kidding, happy birthday dude!
TRUE OR FALSE: '...this isn't a message Americans want to hear: "It's hard for you to believe that people can be evil."' (Wafa Sultan)
This is common knowledge.
how much you like michaele jacson
Michael Jackson..
Raping all the boys!
OH HO!
Didn't really care for his music. 3\5
If you had to choose one to lead your country, which would it be?
Well... there's "The Governator", but he wasn't born in America.
http://sufferthegringo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/governator.jpg
I think I'll go with Zombie Reagan. He may only say "BRAINS!" but he's got more than most of the morons I've seen.
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc320/Mister_Cantankerous/ZombieReganForPresident.jpg
Which genre of music do you prefer?
"I wanna rock!"
Side note - House is a music genre?
Racism in the united states still exist?
Of course there is, but if there wasn't, we wouldn't have the C.H.A.N.G.E. acronym!
Come
Help
A
Negro
Get
Elected!
Que the Black kid that says "That's Racist!"!
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/Obamaracism.gif
I still prefer O.B.A.M.A.
One
Big
A$$
Mistake
America!
Does the catholic church need all that money?
They have a golden house for the Pope... need I say more?
are u hated!!??
I don't know if "u" is hated, he still hasn't gotten around to getting an internet connection.
I really need to remind him to do so.
What is the best religion?
Monday night football is a religion? Meh, I could believe it XD
the females in many animal species are visual so i feel we humans are the same. i know i am! who are men to say females aren't visual?
Because I don't give a f*** if they're visual, all I care about is what's under their shirt tyvm.
how do you change the decimal 0.45 to a percent
Are you serious? This is elementary level stuff at best.
You move the decimal over 2 places to the right and put a percent sign behind it.
That's all!
The best Disney Channel star?
Again, where is the "they all suck" button? Miley Cyrus may be a cash cow, but she still sucks.
The person who told Wal Mart shoppers in NJ that "All blacks must leave the store" What can he be charged with?
He can't be charged with anything, if he doesn't want Black people in the store, he doesn't have to.
However, I don't think his business will do very well.
whos ur favorite naruto character?
"Ur" doesn't have an internet connection, so I'm afraid he cannot answer.
Do you belive in other intelligent life other than here on earth?
No, I do not.
Let's all go skydiving today!
You can go jump out of a plane 50k feet in the air, traveling 500mph, but don't drag me into it!
who is better jonas brothers or justin bieber
Where's the "They both suck" button"?
Which is your favorite star trek captain?
Patric Steward is the better actor, but nothing beats "KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Would you support a constitutional ammendment restricting government from regulating the internet. (not counting domain regulations)
Yes, they shouldn't have one hand on the only true area for free speech.
I thinking about trading in my Choose The Right (CTR) ring for a What Would Zelph Do (WWZD) ring? Should I?
Uh, yeah... um.. I really am speechless.
Zelph? You're f@$%ing with me, right? Uh?
Wth?
How funny will it be when Obama does not get reelected in 2012?
It won't be surprising at all. Really.
So, not that funny.
What is your favorite OUTFIT in Lady Gaga's Telephone?
She has an outfit in her telephone?
Do you think American cars are high quality as compared to other makes?
The old muscle cars? Yes
The sad excuses for cars in America today? NO!
Obama is a:
The dude tried stimulus packages when they didn't work for Bush.
He's trying to pass health-care when Massachusetts voted in a REPUBLICAN after SOOO many years of voting in a Democrat, gee, maybe it has to deal with health-care Obama? Maybe America's telling you THEY DON'T WANT IT? Did that thought ever occur to you?
His promise was to leave Iraq, instead we're still in there and moving to...
Classic muscle or "rice rockets"?
There's nothing like having a real engine under the hood, not those half-assed ones they have now.
Should the U.S. Abolish the Death Penalty?
I have an idea, when someone is sentenced to death, don't wait, shoot them in the head and call it done.
Which is your favorite model vehicle?
HUMMER! HUMMER! HUMMER!
what would you say is your favorite color?
There's a new color folks!
Bule!
:D
What's your personal opinion of Games For Windows?
My my, no love for GFW. :)
CHRISTIANS: Do you agree or disagree with Shawn McCraney's assertion that it's possible to be a Born Again Mormon?
By our standards, born again means you have accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, and that God is the only god.
Last I checked, Mormons believed men could become gods.
So I must say Absolutely false.
Wouldn't it be nice to move to Costa Rica where they have universal health care?
Let's see, universal health-care = I have to pay for it.
So, as they say : No way, Jose!
What gaming system do you play the most?
PC
What video card chip maker do you prefer ?
ATI's are pretty good, but I prefer Nvidia, more bang for your buck.
I've never heard of Matrox.
Should Gambling Be Legal?
I'm not a gambler myself, but people gamble anyways.
Instead of staying home, most go to Casinos.
What's the difference? Really?
TRUE OR FALSE: "The very survival of a religion is contingent on its protecting itself."
He's comparing Scientology to Amish...
Need I say more?
If a country that happens to have people living there that cause America to lose it's temper, isn't it only fair that the USA blow it up?
Why sure we should, but with the "hide in the closet" Democrats, it's highly unlikely. ;)
Is Lady Gaga destroying the future of our teenagers?
I'm not really sure.
All I know is that her music annoying as can be.
should America Be a more Socialist nation or a more Capitalist nation?
Banks got bailouts, and now we have socialist health-care on its way.
Seriously, what the f***?
This is capitalism, we don't lend our money so banks won't go broke, and if you don't have health-care, it's not my problem.
Call me Scrooge all you want, you know I'm right.
Would you ever buy a hummer?
Yours truly would, just to say I ain't going with the gas friend BS.
Does Pornography Harm America?
Adds to the divorce rate, some people get addicted, yeah... I'd say it's harmful.
If the Presidential election were held today which candidate would you vote for / Barack Obama / Ron Paul / Sarah Palin / Michael Steele?
Not Obummer.
What religion are you?
Obviously,
and thank you for not combining Mormonism and Christianity.
We don't believe that any of us become gods, thank you very much.
Does your computer has...?
A. Have*
B. Vista
Which of these video games is the best
Great storyline, not your typical shooter.
*COUGH* COD *COUGH*
is obama the antichrist
He's too much of a wussy for that.
VOTE for best news source:
FOX NEWS : If I'm going to watch news that's biased, it's going to be news that's biased to my side of thinking.
What is Al Gore?
"It's raining, it's pouring, HOLY SHIT!
It's Global Warming!"
Seriously, Washington has had what? 3 feet of snow in the past 2 days?
Was the World Created in Six Days?
Sure was.
What is the most dangerous weapon?
Democrat Propaganda, next to the media.
Nuclear Bombs can't compare to either one.
Do you have a, Xbox360, PS3, WII, Or PC?
Wii and PC.
Soda Drinkers: Which Soda do you prefer?
Rootbeer, love it.
Which is better? High School Musical or Glee?
This.
Do you believe in aliens ?
Not really.
I mean, if there are aliens, great.
If not, oh well.
I just don't see it happening.
True or False "...the existence of evil negates...God's total sovereignty plus total goodness: If He's really in charge, He's a sadist."
The unfortunate part of "free will" means he must allow evil to exist.
witch cartoon most deserves to come back
Courage the cowardly dog,
and "which" not "witch".
what is your favorite gun
The classic .357 Smith & Wesson magnum.
Are you a cat lover, a dog lover, both, or just don\'t care?
And the meow mix jingle is hysterical.
Why is black representative of all things bad?
Well you've seen the ghetto haven't you?
Is Lady Ga-Ga just a Tranny with a big nose?
One freaky women, I'll tell you that.
She creeps the f*** out of me.
True or False: LDS Apologists are not real scholars.
Mormon, moron, it's synonymous
Do you think Obama has a chance of being voted in next term?
If he cleans up his act? Maybe.
If he keeps up what he's doing? Not a chance.
Are you gay, bi, or straight?
I like my women with some nice big....
yeah.. lol
Are you going to watch the new version of \"We Are the World\"?
Heck no, Michael Jackson is ignorant in thinking everybody can get along. It's a nice theory, but it doesn't happen. Sorry to burst your bubble Zombie Jackson.
Do you think there are too many immigrants in our country? (Personally I think there is.)
Immigrants are fine, but there are too many ILLEGAL immigrants. You want to come here? Fine. However, they should have to do it the way the everybody else did (Legally). No free rides.
What do you think of metallica
They were good when they were in their time, but it's time for them to move on for the next generation.
(The Who need to move on as well)
Who would win-God or Satan?
Please, God created Satan in the first place.
Will walmart take over the world?
"We are Wal-Mart, lower your wallets and surrender your cash. We will add your money to our wallets. Your culture will adapt to buy from us. Resistance is futile."
An 11-year-old just gave birth to a baby. You OK with that?
Wow... that's..
that's just sad.
If you were in the market to buy a car today, would you consider a Toyota?
No way, not after all the car recalls.
How do you think about climate-gate now?
I thought Global Warming was silly before, now, if you believe it, you're ignorant.
Who's funnier, Stephen Colbert or John Stewart?
Stephen by far.
Best rpg of the decade
There's nothing quite like shooting super-mutants with Fat-Men.
Best Grammy moment?
Stephen Colbert won a Grammy!
What is your opinion on personal gun ownership?
"Mr. Thief, meet Mr. Shotgun."
If law-abiding citizens don't have guns, outlaws still will.
We need them, the police aren't our babysitters (not counting speeding tickets >.>), and the world's a dangerous place.
If gays are banned from the military, what other professions should incur the same ban (based on the military's logic)?
Definitely prison guards!
If Sarah Palin ran for president, would you vote for her?
Sure.
Will you buy Apple's new iPad?
$500, that's more than I paid for my graphics card!
Hell no!
Should abortion be legal?
I say yes for certain cases,
If you were raped, it wasn't your fault, so yes.. but I would still hope you would keep the child to let it be born, then put it up for adoption; it may not have the greatest of chances, but at least it would have a chance.
If the child will kill you, well, that's an unfortunate fact of life, so yes.
Otherwise, no, it's your fault, even if you used protection....
WHO CAN I CALL FOR SOME FREE MONEY ?
Not me.
LOOK!! In the sky. Its a bird, Its a plane, Its ______
...headed straight for the world trade center.
why do homosexuals claim that they are not seeds from hell when in fact they are seeds from helll
Uh, dude, they're not seeds from hell..
they're just a bit messed up with their hormones or something.
What do you usually tip for good service?
Other.. I have a cheat sheet.
who believes that religion was created by government in order to govern man?
Again with the damn hippies and their anti-government BS
Which ghost show is the best?
South Park..
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/251866
"THERE IS A WETNESS COMING FROM MY PANTS!"
Is the height of Republican civilization in Senegal?
I prefer to stay away from Africa..
In Star Wars, Which of the following would you have preferred to happen:
Anakin*
What are the chances that President Obama will be elected for a 2nd term in office?
Slim to none, and slim just left town.
Who will benefit more from the Brown win in MA?
No health-care reform! YEAH BABY!!!!!
What grade would you give Obama on his first year in office?
Dunce.
How do I play games I've downloaded? READ DESCRIPTION BEFORE ANSWERING
Look for the game file in you C: drive.
Double click the .exe
Whenever I search Google, and click on a site that comes up, it redirects me to these BS sites, Why does it do that and how can I fix it?
It's called a "Google redirect virus", congratulations, you're infected.
should i preach to people about god not being real?
No,
A. If they believe in God (like myself), they'll laugh at you and disregard anything you say.
B. If they do not believe in God, it's kind of a mute point.
What two foods would you never, ever give up?
Meat and cake.
Which Star Wars movie is better?
Just can't beat the original. Darth Vader :D
McDonalds: Which one?
Can't go wrong with a quarter-pounder.
Will climate change and rise in sea levels result in zombies rising from the sea?
Climate change, you're funny!
Do you smoke cigarettes when your under 18 year old?
I believe you mean "Did you smoke cigarettes when you were under 18 years old?"
And no,
I hate the smell, and I like my lungs as they are.
Why do I keep having dreams about Satan dragging me into hell?? How can I stop these nightmares?
Lay off the drugs?
if you have an x-girlfriend and she wants to get back with you should you.
X-Girlfriend?
Is that a comic book series?
are gta sa mods illegle
For the love of God,
If you're going to ask a question, type it correctly.
"Are Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mods illegal?"
And no, no they are not.
Who do you think will be the antichrist?
Al Gore. :)
What if you saw a cloud that looked like Barack Obama and it said "behold, I am your God, I demand your firstborn as a sacrifice?
I'd lay off whatever I just drank.
Who are worse drivers.... teens? or... Elderly?
GET OUT OF THE ROAD, GRANDPA!
Which are we:
Don't know about you, but I'm a human being, thank you very much.
Are Republicans trying to buy the Massachusetts Senate election from Martha Coakley with hate ads?
You can't just have a simple "yes" or "no" can you?
By the way, no.
Does it seem like the use of CGI in TV programs is becoming excessive?
It does seem a bit excessive, but mind you, it's much cheaper than hiring real people or creating real effects.
best game of 2008/2009/2010
Wasn't Halo 3 before 2008, I could have sworn..
Anyway, I'd say the best game was Fallout 3.
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Chocolate.. precious chocolate..
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Change the percentage of Christians from 33% to 100%
would you by black market uranium
If it was of good quality.. I need more for my hidden supply of warheads pointed at China hehehehehehe.
If your child earns grades that put them on the honor roll do you...
This answer is mine.
CHRISTIANS: Jesus is the procreated son of God - that is God somehow had sex in some form or fashion with Mary, the earthly mother of Jesus.
Uh, no sun-shine, God just made her pregnant..
If God made Adam and Eve out of dirt, I'm pretty sure he can make a woman have a baby.
How should the Spongebob Squarepants series end? Feel free to fill in your own answer if you don't like any of the choices.
About time for some real violence in that cartoon!
Do you Love, Hate, like, dislike or are neutral to the word "nigger?"
It's a word like any other, but my question is why Black people say it to each other like nothing, and yet when a white guy says it, you'd better run for the hills!
Should Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid step down for racially insensitive comments he made during the 2008 campaign season?
The comments are the truth!
I'm pregnant with triplets what combinattion of names do you like???
Give them American names!
Sue, Sally, and Carol!
Chose your choice!
A. ERROR
B. Choose*, chose is past-tense.
what do you all think of the twilight saga
It's beyond stupid. "OH I'M A VAMPIRE! BLEH! NOW I'M IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN!"
Yawn, bring in Jason please.
Should divorce be illegal?
Some marriages just aren't meant to be.
Should marriage be illegal?
Uh, no.
On average, which hand do you tend to choose, when putting on your watch?
Easier to use, because my right hand is usually the active one.
Do you own any of these?
As Nintendo says: "Wii would like to play!"
By the way, consoles*.
Do you realize that if Joseph Stalin were still alive, he'd be 130 years old now?
And?
what should i name my son?
Tom
XBO 360 or PLAYSTATION 3?
I've never heard of an XBO! Is it a new console?!?!?
My insurance was billed $495.00 for a mammogram. My question is,how much should be charged?
Depends on your plan.
Who is the hotest cerleb
A. Hottest..
B. Jeri Ryan
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/03/7of9.jpg
(Howls like a wolf)
Which is you're favourite Monopoly game?
A. Your, you're is you are, your shows "ownership".
B. Star Trek Monopoly: Continuum Edition.
should the packers won if the refs made the facemask call?
Learn to use the correct form of the word!
Win, not won! Won is past-tense, you're going for future tense.
Heil Gramler!
what do you do when your board?
I'm used as a piece of wood...
Damn aliens and their transformation of matter technology..
Why do you believe in God?
Yep
Do most people (on the internet) need to learn correct spelling & grammar again? (Especially on this site)
(Just my opinion)
What sing is the best?
"Learn how to spell song" by "Grammar Nazis"
Muslim, Atheist, Christian, Agnostic or None of the above?
Pretty much since out of the womb.
I fully embraced my religion at the age of...
Early on, still believe it.
Which choice, out of the following, do you think most likely exists?
Wow.. people will go for aliens but no god?
Something's a bit messed up about that..
Who will win the super bowl in 2010?
Who cares? I only watch it for the commercials XD
I would describe myself in a religious context as:
Christian.. obviously..
Do you have a beverage with your meal ?
You forgot Kool-Aid
What is better socialism or capitalism?
I'm not here to provide for some lazy asshole who won't work.
Let's just all become gay(:
Let's not and say we didn't.
Is outercorse a sin ?
This
Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana?
Just because some pot head wants to smoke, that doesn't mean the law changes for their convenience...
Should the U.S. Use Military Force Against Iran?
I say we send a simple message: "Get rid of the nukes, or we nuke you!"
Guys, what physical traits do you look for in a girl?(eye color, hair color, straight, crimped, or curly hair, etc.)
Conservative for starters, I don't want a girl who's "skin and bones", as for hair, I don't care.
CHRISTIANS: “Those who make it hardest to be a Christian in this world are the other Christians.” (Ron Enroth) Thoughts?
Agreed.
Thoughts on Avatar (the movie)?
It was a good movie, storywise, but please, if they wanted the natives gone, sell them beads for land.
Is it discrimination to consider gender in determining life, health, and car insurance rates?
Women don't usually live as long as men, have a higher crash rate, and I'm not sure about the health part.
Gender does make a difference in all of the above.
Which Internet giant will be the biggest name in 10 years?
Google, in one way or another, is connected to any website.
What is a good punishment for unruly 5 year olds?
I nice big spank to the @$$
Who is more popular
"We are the pop stars, your kids will be our fans, resistance is futile"
Is evolution just a theory or fact?
It's a theory, nothing else.
which is the best game console?
Wii would like to play!
Did the fat man disclose the location of the toys?
Uh, well, that was.. interesting.. uh..
What is the most exciting thing ever on TV?
Star Trek, hands down the best on TV.
Dudes-am I the only Conservative-redneck,blue collar worker who's in this blog? I,m castigated because I believe in spanking my kids. Do u?
It works well, sure as hell stopped my stupid ideas.
China or Mexico: which country is more powerful?
China
Which is a more humane way to kill livestock
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tBY6_GdJLI
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r53W1uBL6B8
Nice and juicy. Now, make me some steak!
Who all belive that there should be no bounderies,casts and relegions?
However, I do believe you need to improve your spelling and grammar.
What's better city girl or country gals?
Either way :)
What should I name my daughter?
Sally
Praying to _________ works. So you should pray to:
Obvious answer.
What do you think will happen in 2012?
Did anyone ever consider that maybe the Mayans or whoever did this calender got bored of making calenders?
One word that describes your outlook on life...
You forgot "Holy S***"
When do you "Like" a question or answer?
When it doesn't have biased answers only like this (http://www.answerbag.com/polls/stupid-question-time-long-women-realize-latent-lesbians-ditch-men-women_1871247), it should be fair for everyone.
And on a side note: Why in the world is THIS (http://www.answerbag.co.uk/q_view/1184508) on answer-bag?!?!?!?!?
Christian: Which of the following should characterize a Christian's manner of life? Why?
I say this, but it differs from household to household on which one's true.
Christian: Is rationality and the ability to reason the enemy of having faith and believing? Why?
Uh no, rationality and having the ability to reason should lead anyone towards knowing there is a god.
best movie?
Avatar was good, but 2012, just takes the cake, even if I don't believe in it!
I'm buying an eMachines Computer. Is the integrated graphics (NVIDIA GeForce 7050 graphics) good enough for YouTube and DVD movies?
7050s are old news dude, you seriously need something in either the 9000 GTX category or in the 200 GTX category!
What are you most like (Animal)?
I don't have a care in the world for right now.
Who is your favorite "Stooge" ( of "The Three Stooges")?
Fit's my personality..
What's your favorite Michael Jackson song?
None, never liked his music..
Do you think that people yell 'discrimination' too often, too soon and in the wrong situations?
Indeed.
Digging the G-man avatar ;)
Are the Republicans responsible yet again for yet another easily preventable terrorist attack?
The Demo-Dumb***es are in charge now, it's not the Republican Party's fault.
What do you think about the miley cyrus naughty pictures is it True or false? I'm thinking it's true because she is kinda dumb.. about it...
Honestly, I could believe it.
Oh and btw "Who's" not "Whose"
What is your opinion of Fox News?
We have 3 heavily Liberal News casts, we need at least 1 Conservative!
Who was a better president, Obama or Bush?
Bush
How do I break up my girlfriend?
Do it my way:
BYE!
WHAT is "LAW" based on?
Depends on what country you're talking about.
American law takes from Israel and Anglo-Saxons. (No, it's not Roman and Greek laws..)
And from Christianity.
Any other country, I wouldn't know.
Christians: Can you please pray for Moongrim?
It is an "unspoken" Prayer Request. Thank you!
Praying for what?
Christians: Can you please pray for Moongrim?
It is an "unspoken" Prayer Request. Thank you!
(again.. clicked twice.. I don't like the new setup..)
MAC computers rarely (if ever) get viruses in comparison to PCs, why?
Simply this:
Windows is the most popular OS out there because it's cheap in comparison to Mac and has more of a reputation than Linux.
Therefore, people write viruses mostly for windows. Macs can get viruses, but hardly anyone writes them in Mac form.
Riddle: What has 4 legs then 2 legs and then 3 legs?
A camel, after I chop off 2 of its legs, reattach 1, then see it didn't work so I didn't bother putting another back on.
If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you?
(Accidental twice hit) (iFail)
If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you?
Yes, I do,
if you move to America, you display the American flag, no exceptions senor!
Where can I buy a valid sims 3 key,I need buy one for my old brother who want to paly the world of warcraft PC game.
You don't buy a Sims 3 key for WoW....
This is definitely going on failblog.
Nuclear war has killed everyone but you. Luckily you created a time machine, In an attempt to save the human race, what would you do?
Are you kidding? The Earth to myself, and keep it that way!
How will u celebrate the incoming NEW YEAR?
Cake, and a big wahoo! That's about it.
--Side Note--
This is not instant chat, please use the full form of "you".
When phones connect to PC does it mean Personal Computer or Windows?
PC = Personal Computer, which is usually windows.
Does God have limitations?
Nope, he's all powerful, the only limitations he has are the ones that he places on himself.
Is fear being used to keep cannabis illegal?
No, it's called "We're the U.S. government and we do not have to change our laws because you want to get high", which I agree with.
is money gave u everything in ur life???
Not by a long shot.
I have my family, my relationship with god, etc.
But that's not to say money doesn't have a big part in my life, saying that it didn't would be just plain ignorant.
--Side Note-- This isn't instant chat, please use the full versions of you and your.
Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana?
I don't use the stuff, but I do know that it's in wide use.
If you can't stop them, tax it!
Are generic brands just as good as name brands?
Quite simply, yes.
They do the same thing, it just doesn't have a brand name..
Do you know about Jesus/God???
Of course!
Can someone please answer and explain this equation i can't figuire out how to factor it.
a^3 - 27
thanks,
(a)(a)(a)-(3)(3)(3)
That's really all I can think of.
Obama a good president
Heck no, enough said.
Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception?
What part of "72 virgins in heaven for killing infidels" are you not getting?
Although it is demographically, is the United States a Christian nation? Should it be?
Just by numbers alone, more than 80% of America is Christian. Laws were written by Christian standards (look how close most of the laws are to the 10 commandments)
Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer?
Oh definitely, if say a thief came into my house, Mr. 12 gauge will have... an impact... on their decisions.
Do Working Moms Put Their Kids at a Disadvantage?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?
Marriage is between a man and a woman, no exceptions.
Always has been, should remain as such.
Marriage is for making another generation, and gay couples cannot have children for obvious reasons.
Should Religious Leaders Be Able to Endorse Political Candidates?
They should have a vote, but telling who to vote for is another thing.
Is There a "War on Christmas"?
It sure seems like it if nothing else. Happy Holidays.. politically correct.. f*** that.
Jesus is the reason for Christmas rather anyone likes it or not, and no one will stop me from celebrating the real reason for Christmas.
Happy birthday Jesus!
How stressed are kids?
Kids stressed? HA, you're funny!
I want to try a new drug that i havent done before. it needs to be easily accessable and i love hallucinogens... anyone got any ideas?
Besides go to rehab, no
If someone asks what religion you are, do you be afraid to answer?
Not in the slightest; I'm a Christian, and I'm proud of it!
I ask you "what's up?" and you answer:___
My lunch!
DO YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS, LIKE THIS?
MAYBE
What's hidden in your closet?
Tom Cruise, I told him Scientology was false.
What are you getting tired of?
Cereal
What comes to mind when i say "Vampire"
Overused, they need a new monster
If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You can go in
Do you believe the "devil" exists?
Yep
Can i buy you something just because i am happy?
I'll take a hummer
Have wealthy people gotten away with murder or genocide?
O.J. Simpson
Snoop Dog(That is such a stupid name...)
There's probably more
Would you rather have Water,soda,pop,juice,milk,punch.coffee or other? and what if you were stuck in an emergency situation what would you choice?
Soda,
Emergency still equals soda
btw, it's choose, not choice..
OR it could be "what would be your choice?"
What would you do if i throw this cup of water at you?
Throw a pitcher at you
What's sooooo last century?
Inexpensive gas
Whats on your desktop background right now? Is it a nature/fantasy/other photo that you downloaded, or maybe a family photo, or even sumthing totally wild? details are ok... Mine is a picture of my beautiful baby boy... lemme know!
U.S.S. Enterprise
NCC-1701-A
What are you going to be for Halloween?
Myself, seems to work well on scaring small children :)
What is considered the most dangerous animal on earth (non-human)?
The Asian Giant Hornet if you ask me.. those things are just nasty 0.o
Would you find it rude if you were listening to your ipod and someone just came up and pull the earplug out of your ears and talked to you and it not an emergency?
It would result in a Sparta kick from yours truly...
Im a man but want to become a girl
I believe your question is "should I?"
I say no, because once you've changed, you can never go back..
When should kids have to be to stop trick or treating?
At least by drinking age,
if not earlier (I'd say 15 at max really..)
Do you remember any nursery rhymes from when you were little?
Yes, but I prefer my versions :D
"Mary had a little lamb whose sheet was red as blood, and everywhere Mary went, the blood was sure to flow"
Get's people's heads to turn hehehehe
How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?
This
What celebrity is another train wreck waiting to happen?
Obama
Oh wait, the train wreck already happened...
Name a food that is good for your brain?
Brains...
*munch* *munch* *munch*
What is something you would NOT see at a church?
An atheist
Do you respect other peoples opinions?
They'd have to earn my respect before I respect their opinions.
Best example of sarcasm you can think of?
Either "Obama's a good president" or "Global warming is real"
Hard to choose :D
Christians, if life was found on other planets would it shake your faith?
A little, not much
I mean, the bible says we were created in his image.
Wouldn't we be the best of the best species then?
Of course, there could be other humans, but so far none.
-- Though I do love Star Trek :D
Still, I really don't think there is life as we know it out there, though I heard there were bacteria on Mars or some other planet.
If your son was using your computer and you notice that the most recently searched items include "bombs" "explosives" and "thermite," what would you do?
Ask him why he's looking up this
Is there a word for someone who consistently calls lies truth, wrong right, good evil, etc? Please do not respond with any political party or movement. I'm looking for an English word here.
SATAN--
Need I say more?
When was the last time you went to a Mexican restaurant?
A month
Are you happy with the way you look (weight, hair, facial features...the whole package)?
@ 300+ lbs,
yeah I could stand to lose a little..
those potato chips did a number.
But other wise, yes
Wich do you prefer: Google, Bing, Yahoo or a fourth?
Google
Do you think some 'health & safety' issues of today are just plain and simply 'over the top' ? What is the funniest one you have heard of
Healthcare :D
OK, lets play a game.....how about you put down some song lyrics and I will try to guess the artist. Anyone game?
I'm awake, I'm alive...
Have you watched Taken movie?
Yeah
Why be bored if you can joke and have fun?
Exactly :D
Where are the batteries in a pc speaker?
Doesn't have em'
Christians only: Have you ever read your church's Statement of Faith? Why or why not?
No, I have no idea where it is :|
Since cows poo twenty times a day, brings up another question....Is it true that farmers sometimes use the first poos to mix in with new feed because it has not been totally digested?
No, it's used as fertilizer
Should we hunt wolves?
If we start to run out of cows maybe
Why live if all your going to do is die?
Why not?
Do rabbits like chocolate?
Dunno, but they make excellent chocolate ;)
Does Disney's acquisition of Marvel Comics make sense?
Yes, Disney is the new Germany ;)
How can you be dead and not know it?
Brainsssss........
Butter or margarine? Why?
Best be real
My doctor thinks that the reason for me constantly getting ill, and tired (nto being able to sleep) is caused by stress. I cant think of anything in particular that would be cuasing stress. How can i find out the problem?
Try getting rid of the stress?
When was the last time you gave someone a rain check and have you honored it yet?
Cinema
What's your favorite song lately?
Red- Take it all way
What's the weirdest place that you have a freckle/mole? (I have one on in between a toe and one in between my fingers.)
Me toe
Do you think it is right to force a child to sit there and finish everything on their plate?
Only if they want dessert ;)
The dead can hit me and push me down how about you? LOL
Not so long as I have my .357 they won't :P
Is the room temperature where you are in right now warmer or cooler than outdoor?
Cooler
Do you have a Crazy or Bad Story, you will never forget, that happen one time in a Party?
Sure..
There was this guy and this girl and I had unfortunate... (I think you know where this is going)
How do i know if im pregnant if i am on birth control pills?
Well there's always the Roman way with the bunny..
A lawyer and his client went fishing In the ocean.
in a shark feeding frenzy a shark ramed the boat
causing them to fall overbord they eat the client but didn't go near the lawyer, why?
The shark's afraid of being sued
Do Pets Feel Love?
Let me ask my dog
Me: Well?
Doggie: WOOF! (FOOD!!!)
Me: You're crazy
Doggie: WOOF! (FOOD!!!)
Well, seems they do, but I'd say they care more about food
Who stole my jelly filled donut?
Me
Have you checked the mirror lately?
Mirror: Who's the most beautiful of them all?
Me: Uh... I don't know
Mirror: Me!
Me: That's what she said
Mirror: Not to you
Triple C's are pills that current teenagers use to get high. Have you ever tried them and if not, would you?
No and no
If Satan slapped you, would you turn the other cheek?
Yes, and I'd be singing Jesus loves me
Is it kind of queer for a man to love his male cat?
Uh, define "love"
Do you think blasphemers should have their tongues cut out? Why or why not?
Uh no, that's a little extreme there Mr.
What should you do if your cat starts swearing?
Record it and make a youtube video
What are your thoughts on people who never take alcoholic drinks?
Good for you!
Do Christians believe Ghandi went to Hell? He was obviously a selfless man who sacrificed everything for his people.
Yes,
good deeds don't get you into heaven
*cough* catholics *cough*
only Jesus can
I don't like raw tomatoes, but I love them cooked. Is this weird?
Nah,
I don't like tomatoes, but I also don't like any uncooked veggies :)
What does your shirt say right now?
"I'm in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here"
What is something that just does not taste right without ketchup?
Hamburgers
Do you say "pop" or "soda"? And what part of the US do you live in? I always heard people that live in the south say soda, and northern people say pop, so I was just curious.
Soda:
Florida
Where were you born?
A hospital in Rochester
Why are cops going for the drunk drivers and people who dont put a belt on what about the bad people that are still out there?
One answer,
$
What might a parent do, that would make a child think they are old-fashioned?
Anything really
What's one famous person that has a great body?
Seven of Nine (I suck at real names XD)
Will I still be fat when I get to heaven?
Depends on the amount of holy cake you eat ;)
seriously though, no, you get a perfect body yay!!!
In horror movies, why do potential victims always fall when being chased?
Because they're paid to, duh!
What is the point of life? can anyone tell me?
42
What nationality are you? List all please?
American!
Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)
THIS IS SAUSAGE!!!!
Why is hell a bad place when heaven dont sound no better?
Why doesn't heaven sound better?
-No Violence
-Roads of Gold
-Perfect Body
Especially compared to hell:
-Burning forever
-Never ceasing to feel pain
-stuck w Satan, Hitler, Osama, and Obama!
What do you call BS and forget about?
Obama's Speeches
What happened to the Three Blind Mice?
My cat ate em'
What's something you might find at a campground?
Jason
What can ruin a perfect wedding day?
Rain
Do you turn your computer off at night?
Yes, unless I'm downloading something big (I.E. Cinematic mod)
Are you as alarmed and as worried as I am, by the number of folks who author questions on AB, who can't correctly compose a simple sentence in English? Some of the spelling and syntax I've seen is both appalling and atrocious!
I know, their questions are so hard to read >.>
What would you say to your boss if you won the lotto tommorrow?
Nothing, I'd be bored out of my mind if I sat around and did notta
The Center for Disease Control is going to recommend mandatory circumcision for ALL men and male children in the USA. Will this influence you to get circumcised or circumcise your children?
I'm already circumcised, but I'm not planning on having children (of course if I do I might)
Iron Maiden or Metallica?
Why choose?
What comes to your mind when I say "Ozzy Osbourne"?
ALL ABOARD!
What colour is the universe?
Way too many to name
Christians what are your thoughts on this?
He seems a bit... disturbed?
Unhappy?
Name one Black comedian
Eddie Murphy
I never let my daughter who is now 15 watch the show spongebob squarepants and she said that was always dumb and still is and i grounded her for watching it a few days ago and she said she is to old for this. how should i punish her?
Why in the world wouldn't you let her watch it?
Afraid her I.Q. will go down?
Seriously, it's ridiculous!
What is the number of the beast?
666
if you're asking for the anti-Christ
Do you think Scooby doo and Shaggie were stoners?
Most Definitely
What food gets stuck in your teeth most often?
Popcorn
M & M's or Snickers ? or does it really matter just hand over the friggin chocolate?
Hand them both over!
What drink goes best with pizza?
Coke
What is the best cake in the world?
Ice cream cake :D
What's one thing you do not like too much of, in your food?
Pepper
Have you ever had any experiences with the gay mafia?
Never heard of them
are they a gay mafia or a mafia that hates gays?
What would u do if they made weed legal?
Nothing really, except wear a gas mask to place where they would be smoking weed..
Did you get perfect attendance in grade school?
I wish, but you know, things happen (sickness, Physicals, etc.)
If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?
"Why do any of you believe in Scientology? it's the craziest one I've heard yet!"
You buy a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a loaf of bread. how much will this cost you in your area?
around $6 at Walmart
I believe that Jesus rose from the dead. Do you?
yes
Will your next computer be the same brand you have now or what?
Acer's done pretty well for me, so I might stick with it
What won't you ever eat?
Squid
How old are you, how tall , and how much do you weigh?
17, 6ft, last time I checked, 310
How old were you when you learned how to use the computer?
3
Which Global Issue should be of most concern, as of today?
Rather or not Bob, the imaginary pencil, will sing today
I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
I don't really care,
you don't like eating meat? That's your business.
Me? I'm eating meat,
as for "killing innocent(which btw you spelled wrong) animals" (Plays sarcastic sad violin)
Do you support the eradication and sterilization of 80% of the worlds population? Do you think the world would be a better place or a God forsaken nightmare?
Eradication? You want to kill off 80% of the human race??? Hell no
What positive benefits has Christan philosophy added to society in the last 2000 yrs?
The USA was founded on Christian principles,
We do a great deal of community service,
we try to do our best to help those in need..
Do you think doctors or footballers should get more money?
Doctors yes,
footballers= GET A REAL JOB
What Would You Do If Arrested For Talking About God?
Break out
The video game you always play is _______?
Garry's mod
Name a movie with Adam Sandler?
Zohan, Click, Meet the parents, meet the fockers
Is "Tweetybird" male or female?
Male, he has a pink feathered girlfriend in one of his movies.
Which do you prefer: carrot cake, cheesecake or triple chocolate cake?
3X CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!
What if I were to tell you that I was eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich right now?
I'd say, HA I have a triple decker :D
What is the origin of the term “God the Son” (Jesus) and who made it?
Uh, it's son of god, not god the son...
What is something you can not wait for?
Star Trek XII
What would make a really bad addition to the McDonald's menu? The Mc______?
Mc Bomb- it will make you explode!
Though a good addition would be the Mc. Oprah, now you can eat the most powerful person in the free world :D
Is Obama all talk and no trousers?
No, he's more of a puppet on a string
Why do you like cupcakes?
Because they taste good of course! :D
Whats the earliest memory you can still remember?
Me going to a restaurant with my grandpa at age 5
Complete the sentence: All the lonely people...
Where do they all belong?
Do you think American Dad is as Funny as Family Guy?
Eh, it's funny, but Family guy just is better to me.
Do you wanna rock!?
Heck yeah!
How is Obama doing so far?
Let's see
1. Apologizing to the Muslims- From 100 to 87
2. Saying America is NOT a Christian nation (Right, and death to America is a love message..)- from 87 to 73
3. Cash for clunkers- Good for poorer people who can no longer afford that big SUV, but as for me, Hummer ftw- from 73 to 80
4. Saying the white cop was stupid- from 80 to 64
5. Pushed cap and trade (stupidest thing I...
What means the most to you in life?
God, eating, relaxing, playing video games, and school (the work portion, not the other side)
of course, God comes first :)
Is capitalism simply a cause of materialism?
No, you can be in any society and still have "materialism"
perhaps not money, but stuff, lots and lots of stuff.
Hell, it's better than socialism where you don't even have a chance to get those "materials"
Would you consider buying an affordable, zero-emission car?
Heck no!
Hummer all the way!
Fill in the blank: I have never________.
Drink, Smoke, done illegal drugs, nor overdose on prescription drugs
How do you solve this inequality? -4 < 2 - x < 6
well subtract the 2 from both sides
-6 < -x < 4
then divide by -1 and I think you switch around the inequalities
-4 < x < 6
If you shaved your head, would we like your new look?
yes, I've done it before, and I liked it, but unfortunately, I have to keep my hair for senior picture >.>
You know what I realized today...?
That his power level is over 9000!
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