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where`s the fun gone from ab
With the 80+ members that left.
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why did answer bag change it's page>
because the staff have their heads up their asses.
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Icy said, she does not like the new site. Will you all miss her if she is not coming back?
I agree with her . This is too complicated .
If you miss her or other members of the old guard you should go to fluther.com, most of us have aquired a new home there. Including Icy.
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Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?
I will stay here for a while longer, but i reccomend you all sign up to luther.com
A lot of Ab refugees are already there, including myself.
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I have volunteered to be the unofficial AB Santa Clause. Come on, hop up on my lap and tell me...What do YOU want for Gift day?
Can I have the old answerbag back?
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If everyone protested against this new shitty website would they change it back?
I hope so. I also hope the member of staff who came up with the idea is fired.
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I can not get into this new AB how about you?
I hate it. This is just total shit.
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"Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" it says up there. How about, "Every AB Staff Member Deserves a good beating!" Are you with me!?
WE need an answer as to WHY the AB staff did this to us!
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Holy Shit!!! What happened to this place??
The Ab staff decided to have a little fun at our expense. They are probably laughing at us behind our backs.
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Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout?
No. The new features, such as Polls, are great, but they could have easily been incorporated into the old layout.
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Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout?
No. The new features, such as Polls, are great, but they could have easily been incorporated into the old layout.
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Answerbag views it's many users as one big community. We respect & love our "family. Therefore we will be returning to the old ab format ok?
I seriously doubt the Ab staff will ever say that. Bastards. All of them.
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Will you stay or will you go? (Re: The New Answerbag)
If by christmas the site is not improved, I will go.
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Firebrand has been PB'd for FIVE MONTHS for her opinion on the new AB. How does that make you feel?
That just backs up my point that the Ab staff dont really care about us.
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Is anyone as sad as me that our fav. website is now so bad?
Yes, I am. the AB staff have their heads up their asses if they think we will enjoy or even accept these changes.
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CHANGE! , or bye bye to some great AB'rs , bye bye to AB sponsers,, bye bye to AB . ...agree?
I agree. If by the end of this year they have not corrected their grave mistake, I wil lleave.
They have destroyed answerbag.
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Who wants AB to change back?
I hate the new format. Bring back the good old AB!
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Do you think the staff of AB are reading all the complaints? Do you think they care?
I doubt it. Hopefully once they see the huge negative response they will change it back. But I doubt they will notice.
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"Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" it says up there. How about, "Every AB Staff Member Deserves a good beating!" Are you with me!?
I agree with you. If it wasnt for all my friends here I would leave. The staff have really messed up a great site.
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Who said we wanted Answerbag like this ?
I hate this new version of AB! If it wasn't for all the friends on here I would consider leaving this website! If the staff are reading this, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGE IT BACK!
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Who said we wanted Answerbag like this ?
I hate this new version of AB! If it wasn't for all the friends on here I would consider leaving this website! If the staff are reading this, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGE IT BACK!
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Who said we wanted Answerbag like this ?
Share your answer...
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Would you like to join me for the sunset?
Oh I'm sorry Gina, it's illigal to watch the sunset as the council have declared its to dangerous as you might walk into a tree in the low light. Got to stay safe, you know.
*Or at least my Daily Mail reading friends would say is going to happen.
hehe
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Have you ever wondered why e-mail was created/invented? (I think the attached video supplies the answer, and thanks to "dani" for calling it to my attention.)
HAHAHA I think your bang on there!
*glad my cat does not do that
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Christians: Do you think churches should ordain women? Would you attend a church that had a female pastor?
Durr, they already do. In the C of E there are loads of female vicars.
C of E = best Christian church in the world. They are even toying with the idea of having Gay Bishops.
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Here's the real story of why Chris Brown beat up Rhiana. Can you blame him?
Now THAT is what youtube should be used for!
Hilarious!!
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Who's onllin tonight? 12/7/09.....I'm bored and need some company
Damn, I missed this question by a few minutes...
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I DONT CARE about tiger woods or his private life! Do you?
He's a good golfer, thats all I care about.
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Do you think Hitler and his cronies could have pulled off the Holocaust without Joseph Goebbels, his propaganda minister, or someone equal in skill to Goebbels?
Yes I think he would, remember many people where scared of speaking out against the regime so without the propaganda he would still have been able to pull it off.
If he had no Gestapo etc it would have been MUCH harder.
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I am in an emergency response class, and we were going over suicide recently. My book claims that men would kill themselves in a more violent way than women would. So, my question is, how would you kill yourself? and are you male of female?
I large caliber firearm aimed at my spinal cord-instant death.
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The world has too many people and we're using up our natural resources way too fast. Do you think the rapid increase in homosexuality is nature's way of population control?
I think we should just start a nuclear war, then the overcrowding problem will go away overnight.
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Today is my birthday. Do you think your birthday is the one day of the year that you can be selfish and self-centered as long as the rest of the year, you think of others?
Hell yeah! Hark back to the times when I was a child and I would go all moody if I didn't win in any of the party games...hehehe
People are there to celebrate YOU being there, so why not join in!
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What do lesbains like to do while they are with each other
What do straight couples do when they are together?
Work it out for yourself, it isn't hard.
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Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation?
Nick Griffin.
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I`m giving your girlfriend some sweet talk, how do you respond?
whip my M134 minigun. Then give you an 18th century flintlock pistol.
Lets see who wins.
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What determines whether or not you give points? Do you only award points simply because someone answers your question, do you only award points if you agree with their answer, etc.?
I use teh system the way it is supposed to be used, if an answer answers the question I give it points, if it does not answer the Q at all or is unhelpful (e.e. "I don't know" answers") get DR'ed.
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What will be your greatest or worst memories of 2009?
best: Modern Warfare 2 being released
worst: seeing Nick Griffin aka The Facist bastard's face on TV
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What should I expect to find in your underwear?
Osama bin Laden.
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Do you prefer to sleep with your partner, or in separate beds? Why?
I always sleep with my partner, even though we have to make do with only a single bed when she sleeps over.
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Whyy dosent Mr.Bean Talk?
Mr Bean was first thought up by Rowan Atkinson as a type of silent comedy, he first showed it to a French Canadian audience to show it was funny without any speech in it. If he spoke a lot, it would loose much of the comedic value.
And he does talk from time to time.
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Can you say with 100% certainty that there are no nude pictures of you on the internet?
no. although...no, I wont say it.
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What does God say about various kinds of sexual involvement? What are God's moral values on sex?"
why don't you ask him?
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I especially like that part of the Bible where God gets mad that nobody is paying any attention to him anymore so he murders hundreds of thousands of people and starts over. What is your favorite part?
The bit where everyone gets fish sandwiches.
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Does anyone else think this ad is disgusting, blasphemous and offensive? See link (warning: NSFW)
it would be better without the cross IMO.
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Home owners association won't let a WW2 vet. have a 21 foot pole with the American flag on his property because they say it violates home owner rules. Is this a power trip with the Home Owners Associations? Or do you think they are in there rights?
Now remember, you grass should be precisely 2" tall...
At least they didn't have anything against the flag, unlike this country. In some places it is seen as "racist" to fly the union flag.
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Do you like G L? why? hows your feeling about them?
Has this question not been asked a milion times already?
I have nothing against gay and lesbian people, considering I am one.
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Can man deny his own existence? How?
HUMANS DO NOT EXIST
There. I just did it. Next!
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Would you mind if I played with your __________?
M270 Multiple launch rocket system.
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A list of negetives in my life: *im pretty overweight * i tend to be pretty ugly * i tend to look like im 20 years old but im only 17 i am lesbian and i really want a girlfriend already but i want to meet someone in montebello ca.r u her? let me know
no I am not, and by the way, this is a Q and A site not a dating site.
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I am packing for a cruise off the coast of Somalia. What are a few things that I should be sure to bring with me?
the USS Missouri with a full crew and a compliment of Marines.
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If caffeine isn't working anymore, how do you muster the energy for another all-nighter?
find something absorbing to do while you stay up, not watch Tv or you wil just drop off, play a video game or something that requires your full concentration.
Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer is good at that. ^^
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I'm really unhappy and quite depressed right now. does anyone know how i could get a girlfriend to cheer me up a bit? bare in mind that i'm a 14 year old girl.
You will bump into someone soon. Don't worry mate.
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What would you do if your best friend was gay/les?
in all seriousness, I would be really happy.
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I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working?
The detonator unit for the nuclear bomb under the White House.
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If guns kill people, do spoons make them fat?
if there where no guns, people would still get killed. If there where no spoons, people will still get fat.
Besides, you can use a gun to shovel food in your mouth (Might be a bit messy though) and you could use a spoon to kill someone...right?
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Do you think today's children should be educated more at school about world war 1 and 2.
Not just the war but the consequences of it.
In the Uk we study in depth the causes of both wars and the consequences of both, and also the horros of trench Wafare in the first world war. Do they not teach that in the US?
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Hello i want to hack my girlfriend gmail account can you say the process
You are an asshole for even asking that.
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Do you think the "stork theory" should be taught alongside the "pregnancy theory" in public schools? Then why creationism?
Creationism will continue to make sense until somebody provides a better reason to what started off existance.
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Who done it?
Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with the 30mm GAU-8 Avenger chain gun.
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Are all political people shepherds and are we sheep what will it take to open your eyes`s up?
Are you promoting apathy?
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If there was a god, what does he think when he watches you jerk off?
LOL, I doubt it, he probably looks into what you are watching and maybe watch it himself. Since he is a HE of course.
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Do you think we should have right to health insurance?
heathcare should be free at the point of use, like we have in the Uk.
I'm sorry to my American friends for missing out on such a wonderful system.
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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true?
if he said that on British TV he would loose his job, be hated by everyone in the country and the program would be cancelled.
everyone hates Gordon Brown but when Jeremy Clarkson called him a "One eyed Scottish bastard", most people where outraged.
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Take out the nearest piece of paper money and tell me the serial number. What would you do if I gave you that amount of money?? I just hope it doesn't start with 3 zeroes like this $1 here does.
The single £10 note I own is HA80 707480
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I HATE the sound of other people peeing. I mean absolutely HATE it. Do you?? Or does it not bother you? Why do you suppose this is?
I tend not to listen to people peeing, but thats just me.
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RFID chips are part of our new health bill. It will soon become mandatory to have a Chip in your head or right/left hand. What do u think about this?
Hey no fair! I wish cyborg operations where available on the British NHS!!
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Where have all the anti-war people gone since Barack Obama became president?
wanking over pictures of Obama I imagine.
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Anyone else agree that humans deserve extinction?
no!
Why would we deserve that?
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Where can I buy a Wii under $250?
in a shop called GAMe in the Uk they are selling second-hand ones for £120.
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They have pushed the big Red Button and the Worlds going to end in seven and a half minutes,what would you do with the time.
well I wont need to say bye to anyone as I believe in an afterlife.
So, I'd probably get a drink and wait.
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The color in the top screen on my nintendo ds is wrong. We can see the picture but everything is greenish colored.
it is probably a problem with the cable that goes into your TV.
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What did you enjoy as a child that no longer exists?
The old BBC childrens Tv shows. I was born at such a time that I was probably the last generaltion to truely grow up with them.
Nothing beats the Wombles. Or the Clangers. Or Paddington Bear.
But it seems the modern computer animated shows have took over.
And now most chldrens TV has educational messages. Whereas it used to be just for entertainment.
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What is the Church of Jesus Christ Latter-day Saints doing to prepare for the arrival of Planet X in the year 2012?
make lots of jam sandwiches and pack lots of flasks of tea.
Oh wait, thats the Church of England.
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You bump into me in a dark alley. Are you scared?
what do I have to be scared of?
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How Girly are you? Try the quiz and share with us.
lol, I got 8%
I only ticked 1 box :p
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What 's one thing, One Thing, that will "always" turn you on?
cake.
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Should there always be people below to be commanded and people above to be obeyed?
yes. the people to be commanded is everyone, and the people to be obayed is me. And one other person of my choosing.
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Does it turn you on when a girl eats in an exaggerated sexual way (such as licking something entirely too much or too slowly or excessively pulling and pushing something in and out of her mouth) or do you think it's just ridiculous?
0_o
they did that in 2 girls 1 cup...but not with food...eeugh..
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Have you ever changed your name and/or avatar or just started a brand new account on AB because you've either made a complete ass of yourself, or just because you've made too many enemies?
hey hey, making enemies online is what I do best!
on this website alone most of the uber-religious nuts hate me, and I think the staff do too.
Should have seen my argument on a youtube comments box with an IRA supporter. :)
Oh, and I have had arguments with neo-Nazis on youtube too, nothing is more fun that that, let me tell you!
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How many virgins are supposedly waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber?
I know for certain, there are a lot of spirits of dead vigins in heaven waiting to beat him up for what he did while he was alive.
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Will I be darned to heck if I don't believe in gosh?
yeah, the "brethren" will get you while you sleep.
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If I told you I was naked, could we still be friends? lol
As long as you don't insist on a webcam bout. :)
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When, and what, do you remember learning about a religion outside the one you were raised in?
In UK schools RE is compulsary to children, so you are taught a broad understanding of many religions. Including Christianity and what Christians believe.
Although I remember failing badly on the test on Judaism.
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What do you hope 2010 holds for you?
cake
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My problem is a sad one. I am devout, my youngest Son is not. He is a fine upstanding, highly moral young man. He says religion is passe and he is a non believer. My Question is how can i be happy in Heaven knowing i will never see my Son there
heaven is what you want it to be. You will see your son in heaven.
My heaven has lots of cake and ice cream everywhere. And my gf sat on top of it.
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Is Anyone Burning in Hell Today?
I can name a few famous ones...Stalin, Hitler, Mao Tse-tung, Ghengis Kahn, Nero...
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True OR false? As you read this, are both of your feet touching the floor?
no, i have them on the base of my chair.
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Have any of your buddies visited Brokeback Mountain?
I thought it was a film?
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What thumb (right or left) does a woman wear a ring to let everyone know she is a LESBIAN?
What???!!! Lesbians are meant to wear rings on their thumb??!!
No one told me about this when I signed on!
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Do you get sick on roller coasters or other rides? If so is it because you're afraid they're going to derail, motion sickness or something else?
I only get sick on spinning rides. There was one at the town center once that spun in 3 different directions, they should have had a disclaimer saying "DO NOT EAT BEFORE RIDING".
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"Momma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" Why should they not be cowboys?
human-cow hybrids are not healthy for the survival of either species.
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If you had to spend three weeks in the jungle with anyone famous, who would it be and why?
Brian Blessed.
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Here we GO again. How many God questions did you answer today so far? I've answered about 50.
0
But then again, I look at the main page for 10 seconds then talk to my friends thats it, so I don't really look at many questions.
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What is it that holds Homer and Marge's marriage together?
ratings.
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Would you show me your boobs?
Depends. whats in it for me?
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Hi I am a sexy latina 5'3" 36C in Mesa AZ and i love fun ladies but very hard to locate cool fun relaxed ladies. So if your here and close to Mesa AZ I would love to meet for a drink email chicasyxi@yahoo.com Thank you
This isn't a dating website moron.
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Do you want House and Cuddy to get together?
no...mind, it is impossible for me to take Hugh Laurie seriously, me being a big Blackadder fan and all.
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If you ask your girl does she have the bird in the oven and she replies "six months" what does that mean?
It means she likes her poultry slow roasted.
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Does global warming have any positive effects on the Earth's ecosystem?
Yes. Everything would be much warmer and nicer.
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If your faith is so strong, why do you object to people asking you questions about it? Why do you ignore rational theological debate? Don't you have faith that your faith is true? Are you scared that it's not?
I enjoy a rational theological debate with people who believe differently than me. But when they start insulting me thats when I ignore them.
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If God has never spoken to you directly to inform you that the bible is really HIS word...How can you be sure you're not following the words of a false prophet?
God does talk to me. I would go as far to say we are best friends.
It's an easy way to cheat in tests-I just pray and he tells me the answer, but only I can hear it.
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What song will you hear for eternity if you go to hell. My choice is "It's a small world."
Anything by Hannah Montanah.
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If Yahoo Answers was the preppy, rich, stuck up jocks and cheerleaders then AB would be the cool, underprivelaged, ruffians. Their website might be fancier, but our's is much cooler and would kick it's ass. Agree or disagree?
Yep. Plus we could beat up YA users anyday.
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Can you describe your significant other in one word?
afuckingmazing
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I think therefore I am?
"Thinking is so important try to have a thought of your own what do you think?"
"I think thinking is so important my lord."
"I give up!"
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GRRR i wont to hurt someone but not to bad, who can i hurt?
Nick Griffin.
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Have you ever been naughty with a wet loaf of bread?
no, but I have with a toasted bagette.
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What should your significant other NEVER say to you no matter how frustrated or upset they are?
I never want to see you again.
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Do you have one friend in your life that you have shared absolutely everything (good, bad, embarrasing, unethical, immoral) with?
Yes I have 2. Ones my gf.
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Would you ever vote for a gay Presidential candidate if he/she was qualified for the job? Why or why not?
No.
why?
I'm not American :p
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Are you against Homosexuality?
Well, I'm against pretty much everything so yes.
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Did you know I actually started the fill in the blank questions?
Did you know I am the last descendant of the Russian Czars?
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What is the 3rd Letter of your Significant Other's first Name...?
O
try and guess.
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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)
The Longest Sausage (Day)
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What is slippery when wet? NO BODY PARTS!
A sex toy?
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You rotten wooden mixing spoon! You midnight winged raccoon! Can you think of an insult to counter my defamation of your good name?
You George W. Bush!
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If the world was only created when "god" said it was. How is it that there are finds or people from about 250 thousand years ago and dinausors?
God made the dinosaurs. And all the other living things around then. Then those things evolved and all that natural selection stuff came in and developed into what we know today.
Thats what I believe anyway.
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Is it wrong to have crushes on teachers?
no.
I did.
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Where Do You Put Your Hands When You Kiss? Face? Back? Your Pockets?
back or face.
Sometimes the ass. lol.
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When you look over your computer what do you see?
A boring wall.
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Hey guys!!!! I was gone for a while...What's everyone been up to? Miss me, or what!?
hell yeah, It's been like Hiroshima here without you!
wait, what did I just say?
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Please do not call me dumb but does anyone know if stright camp works
Ha! Of course not.
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If you was gay or bi, would you do yourself? lol
Isn't that just masturbation?
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UK people. Do you like Scotch eggs? I googled it and to be honest, they don't look all that appetizing.
I love them, but I stop eating them when I get to the yolk, I hate egg yoks.
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The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?
tell me vat I vant to know, zen I vill release you.
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Today People magazine mistakenly announced Johnny Depp instead of me as the "sexist man alive." Could you please tell me a gentle, yet firm, way for me to advise him of their mistake?
You could burn their printing press.
BTw, I don't think Johnny Depp is attractive at all.
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My daughter is about to marry her boyfriend who is from Russia and here on a work visa. Because he is living with 4 other roomates, also foreigners, he doesn't want her to move in with him but assures her he will find a home for them later. Red flag?
Yes, a red flag. If he's old enough he's probably used to them anyway.
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What is something you would never dip you feet into?
acid.
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Dr.________ or Doctor ______. What name/word can you use to fill in one of the blanks?
Who
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I think creationism is useful, for a good laugh. It never fails to make me smile and laugh uncontrollably when I'm down. Anyone else find some value in it like this? (link for emphasis)
Well its a bit, not nice on those who believe in it.
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What does it mean when you step outside and ants are the size of cars, there is a giant moth sitting on the downtown high rise and a huge lizard has just stepped on your neighboors house?
You've taken something nasty.
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"
Sir Alan Sugar.
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What is a good way to remember things from 2003? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time dumb jerks look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
you'll find talking like that isnt going to get you what you want.
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October 11th is National Coming OUT Day. How are you celebrating?
I don't want to come out, it's bloody freezing over here.
.
Hang on, do I have the right terminology here?
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Does she like me if I occasionally catch her glancing at me in class and stutters when talking to me?
I would think so.
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What's your favourite Michael Caine movie?
A Bridge too Far.
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The guy i love is in jail.
Im 14 an no1 is 2 no i am goin owt wif a 26 year old it makes me sound lyk a slut but i love him an he loves me wht do i do i cnt tell my parents or anyone sowht doi do?
Learn to speak English first.
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Can any of you relate to this video? Either as the parent or the kid . . . LMAO!!
LOL!
The lecture one and the singing along one I am on the recieving end of a lot.
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Do you think a clever name for a Disc Jockey in a gay dance club be DJ Bro Cryst?
I don't get it...whats clever about it?
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Spoongebob & Patrick or Siegfried & Roy?
You may have put this in the wrong catagory, where you looking for the "This or that?" catagory? It's under the "outside the bag" catagory.
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Is Chris Brown truly feeling remorseful for the way he treated Rihanna?
No, he is just regretting everything he did because of the public's reaction.
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How does a Loner like me find a girlfriend? I don't have any friends at my university. And my university is predominately male. I don't do the club scene. I find it hard to keep friends. And I've never dated anyone before. But I don't want to be alone.
with me it was just luck really. Gve it some time and you might bump into someone. You could also find someone you could be frends with who might help you.
Sorry If my answer was not that helpful.
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Guys:do you like your gf wearing school uniforms.if so,why?
uh, not that kids in the UK have much of a choice.
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Should all types of religious education be banned to all children under the age oh 16 years old including in the home?
No! Do you intend on having them leave school with no understanding of other people's beliefs?
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I expalined to a Muslim friend what my coffee was like and how I made it. He threatened to declare Jihad against it! Should I be afraid?
Of course! Jihads are terrifying, on Medieval II Total war as the Byzantine Empire I lost a city to a Jihad, Crusades I can deal with easily but those Muslim horse archers are just awesome.
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Is Bruno an inspiration to gay folks? He sort of came out making gay folks looking cool and eccentric.
I don't want to have any conotation with someone in that genre of movie anyway.
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I hop on your lap and yell "TELL ME A STOWWY!" What do you do? (Keep in mind I'm 18 and weigh 165)
I'll tell you the one about the guy with the chainsaw for an arm locked in my cellar.
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My bf is 17 years older than me and it has become a problem
Ok, thanks for telling us.
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Has anyone heard the word womyn before and what it means
I think it means someone cannot spell correctly.
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Spoongebob and Patrick. Who is the top?
Niether, they are not gay.
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What would be a really bad place to go on a 1st date?
A waste reprossesing center
A nuclear power plant
Burger King
your ex's house
down a coal mine
prison (aka your second home)
A Dog food factory
a DIY store
A holiday to Afganistan
A boat trip to the arctic
Wales.
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When you think of someone caring - who comes to mind?
My gf.
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What is the difference between nightmares and night terrors?
nightmares are just a scary dream.
Night terrors are when a person experiences raw terror in their sleep.
My gf suffers from them.
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I AM BOY AND I WANT TO BE AGIRL
So? This is a question and answer website, that was a statement.
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Whats the longest that a person male or female have worn a butt Plug? One that is comfortable to them.
Until they need a shit.
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I have a pet Goldfish named Spot. For 6 points, can you guess why I named him "Spot"?
does it have a spot?
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What sorcery is this?
Tomato Ketchup and HP souce, thats what sourcery it is!
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Does my smile make me look like a horse? I'm the girl in the photo.
No way!
*It's better than mine, at least you take care of your teeth.
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He's so dumb he can't even ______________.
pass a blood test.
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Oh noes! My favorite Swiss Army knife was stolen! Does anyone have a suggestion for a good folding knife or multi-tool to replace it?
Theres always a Russian Army knife.
http://www.allmilitary.com/i/Image/comedy_images_russian_knife_450.jpg
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This question is to straight males. Do you ever get grossed out by two wemon kissing? Do you feel that you are a sad minority (if so) in this world we live in that generally accepts it as HOT?
I think its a good thing men find it hot. It cuts down the homophobia.
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Who brought down the Berlin Wall?
The people of Berlin. They tore it down.
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Why did England and France declare war on Germany when Germany just wanted to take back that part of Germany which was taken away from her after the First World War?
In 1938 Hitler promised he would not take any more land after the Sudetenland. In early 1939 Hitler invaded the rest of Czechoslovakia.
If teh allies let Hitler have the Polish Corridor he would have invaded the rest of Poland anyway. everyone knew in 1939 Hitler would not stop until he ruled the world.
So thats we we had to put a stop to him.
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Should Christian women wear bikinis?
Yes.
Well, God made us all so he would have seen it all-and much more-before.
It must be great being God, I envy his position.
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95% of the world's baked beans are eaten in Britain - why are they loved here but dismissed elsewhere?
Because we are the only ones who can see the light.
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What is your favorite myth, legend, folktale, fairytale, or parable? ^_^
must....resist....video game legend!
Ok, it's probably the one of that Irish (Or Viking, I can't remember but it was some kind of pagan) Princess who hates her knew husband so she poisons his drink, but he suspects a plot so he makes her drink it first, she manages to stay alive long enough to watch her husband drink the poison! XD
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If there was an elimination wrestling match of the gods, who would be the one left in the ring?
The Christian God. He would just call in lightning on all the others, then strangle them with his mighty beard.
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If ghosts can walk through walls, why do they not fall through floors as well? If a ghost fell through a floor and the ground, would they stop at the center of the earth, or keep passing through to the other side of the planet?
they don't walk, they float. anybody knows that. :p
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By the way, I saw someone today who looked exactly like you!
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Do you call the game with a round ball football or soccer?
football, as you are not allowed to touch it with your hands, you must kick it around.
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Are my parents overprotective? List of things i'm not allowed to do: -Date until i'm 15 -Sit in the front seat -Go anywhere without an adult -Go anywhere with a boy in the group -Not allowed to be at a friends house without parent -bed-9pm Age:13
yep, thats totaly mental.
Feel sorry for you mate.
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SERIOUS QUERY: If, starting today, EVERY CHILD IN THE WORLD was raised watching ONLY good, healthy, wholesome tv shows and movies that were ONLY rated "family", in 20yrs. do you think our WORLD, in its entirety, would be MARKEDLY improved and evil GONE?
Nope. It is scientifically proven that kids who play violent video games and watch violent TV programs do that because they are violent people, the media does not influence them into a life of violence.
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I am gay myself, but don't you just hate bitchy gay men?
I can't stand gay men. The ones I know make me want to rip my own head off and use it as a football.
By the way I'm a lesbain myself and certainly not homophobic. But all the gay men I know are just annoying.
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Do you personally know a police officer?
I know a Crime Scene investigation officer.
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If you could inhabit the world of any video or computer game, which one would you choose?
Hyrule from Legend of Zelda.
Just don't go into the fields at night unless you want to be attacked by skeletons, and graveyards or temples are a no-no.
And steer clear of any desert people with orange hair and beards.
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I need a source for my essay - it must support by belief that college students need a support system -- in order to susceed - do you know of one? FYI assignment instructions --> "students cannot use google , Wikipedia, or encyclopedia to find a source"
are you allowed to use dogpile.com?
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What are some good fps games for ps3? If you could tell me the price.
All of the Call of Dutys.
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I've met this girl and I think she likes me. Only thing is she believes Obama will have to auction his Nobel Prize in 2012 or he'll cause an apocalypse. Might this cause her to get pregnant? Or is she an al Qaeda terrorist in league with Satan?
Paul 900:56
Put your head in a toaster and eat the oranges or Stalin will eat your televisions while you sleep.
Jesus still loves you. He'll pick up his worship tax a day earlier than usual.
l337
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What are characteristics of Stone Butch? I am asking because this is the first time I have been attracted to a female and she is a stone butch.I want to make things work, but am afraid I am ignorant on what the title means besides the standard definition
Well, "Stones" are a bit rough and are usually hard. Most are either brown or grey.
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Think you have guts? Would you be willing to draw Mohammed's picture with a crayon and post it on the web along with your real name?
I would if i could draw.
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Which first name is so common that you know at least 5 people with the same name?
John.
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A man hands you a box with a button on it. If you press the button you get 1 million dollars but someone you don't know will die. Do you press the button?
No. I might consider it, but the feeling you have done the right thing and potentially saved someone's life is worth more than 1 million.
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I believe that the government did 911, What do you believe?
I believe that an islamic Extremist group called Al Queda (Spelling?) Hijacked several commercial airliners and flew them into the WTC buildings and the Pentagon building, with another crashing into a field.
I also believe you are an idiot for believing that stupid conspiracy. If it is true what you say, how would the gvt cover it up?
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What historical event occurred on your birthdate? (month and day, not necessarily year)
William Wallace was captured by English troops.
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So ... what would you like to see happen? No ... really! Serious question.
Free cake days.
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What corporations started as small businesses
all of them.
Tesco started out as a maket stall and nows it's one of the largest businesses in the UK.
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Would you let your kid play here?? http://growingupgreen.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/elephant-poop-slide2.jpg I'll post it in an answer too. Maybe it will work better.
Ive seen worse.
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I just read Obama signed that crimes against LGTB people are categorized as a hate crime...how awesome is that? Obviously a solemn victory, took long enough.
So if a burgelar steals from a house owned by an LGBt person they will recieve a different punishment than if they stole from a house owned by a straight person?
I completely disagree. This is discriminating against straight people.
Yet another reason I am not proud of being a Lesbian.
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I am in the room with the bosses key in the temple of sound and can't find a stone for the fourth button whaat do I do?
I think you mean Temple of Time?
Those little creatures at the bottom of teh room, once you have killed them their armour falsl off, use them to press teh switch down.
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How do i find the skull kid in the sacred grove the second time?
follow the sounf of his trumpet and the glow of his lantern.
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Why does link have pixie ear because i thought he was an elf becauce of that.
he is neither a pixie nor an elf. He is Hylian.
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I am out of bombs and trying to get past the monster on the Bridge with the Zora child and Ilia - where do I get more bombs from? I know I need to knock him off with the bomb arrows, but can;t find more bombs anywhere!
Use normal arrows.
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If this guy showed up at your door Halloween night, would you give him candy?
O_O
And I thought 6 year olds dressing up as Princesses was weird...
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Do you want to know what we think about your Avatar? Answer and see!
Sure!
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Could the use of nuclear weapons ever be justified?
Yes.
By the way, the death toll of Hiroshima + Nagisaki was around the 200 000 mark. The death toll for a conventional invasion of Japan could easily have reached 1 million.
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Bullet ,tongue,hand:what connects all three?
they can all be used as a means of sexual pleasure.
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You're having sex. The phone rings. Do you stop and answer it?
hell no.
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When I have a MIGRAINE I say I am having "Brain Pain". Do you have a nick name for an illness?
everyone around here calls swine flu Swinie.
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What is the worst thing you can say when you get caught cheating?
Hey it's alright, it's only your mother.
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What actor do you think would make a really bad James Bond?
Brian Blessed.
Best actor ever, but James Bond just isn't his style.
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Best rifle brand in your opinion?
Enfield and Brno. The Lee-Enfield No.4 made by Enfield and the BREN made by BRno and ENfield where the best Bolt-Action rifle and Section Machine gun during the Second World war.
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Who is your hero?
Link.
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I have asked a thousand questions and only have 30,000 points. Does that mean I am pregnant?
I think you might be bi-curous, so I would ask you dog to bury your toilet ASAP.
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Does your S/O think you are "hot"
yes.
I reckon she's blind.
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In retrospect, what was your best choice ever?
shelling out £40 for Zelda Twilight Princess.
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OMG! I'M PREGNANT! and the baby's YOURS! ;)
any thoughts?
Holy crap the plastic surgeon must have been good and VERY fast.
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Why are some gay people uncaring about whether gay marriage is legal or not?
because I don't want to get married.
Self centered and proud of it.
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Do you think that Tony Blair would be a good first president of The European Federation?
well, I would rather have him than any of the other candidates.
I quite like him actually, I wish he was still PM.
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What's something you'd think only a millionaire could afford?
A private jet.
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Now that the economy turned around, who is going to send former President Bush a personal letter of gratitude for making tough, decisive decisions in his last weeks of the presidency?
if anything you should say "maybe is about to start turning in the future"
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Will there ever be a future war fought over oil, food, water, or some other technically limited resource?
we will be fighting for cake in the near future....its so delicious and moist...
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What's something that you've done that most people have never or will never experience?
got a 20 kill 0 death score on Call of Duty 4 on the map Bloc. I was using an R700 sniper rifle on the SAS team. I hid under the stairs, popping out every now and then to headshot a n00b. Half of my kills where with my pistol (Silenced M1911 .45) when people tried to go up the stairs.
Oh, and I didn't die once.
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Is it me, or is the gay rights movement sifled by naked men dancing on parade floats (amongst all the other crap that makes me wanna go back in the closet)?
Holy shit they do that???
Reason no. infinty why I would never parcipitate in any of that rubbish.
Proud of my sexuality? With people like that hell no.
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Nurse,Carpet,Blue,Lemon:what word connects all of these?
House.
A Nurse could have a blue house with a lemon carpet.
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Where can I watch NCIS First Season
In a room where there is a television.
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My friend thinks she is ugly. I disagree. What do you think? (see link for picture)
I don't think she is ugly, but she isn't exactly a supermodel either.
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The boogeyman lives in my closet and wants to eat me. What are some effective anti-boogeyman measures I could take to remedy this horrid situation?
Set fire to your entire house. Then, just to be sure, burn down the entire neighborhood as well. Make sure you are naked at the time so you can do a tribal fire dance around teh ashes.
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What do you call your S/O, when you are talking to others: Wife, Husband, Partner, Mate, etc...?
breakfast.
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Some people say they are fine with homosexuality, but not with same sex marriages. What is the reasoning behind this ( no bible talk)
I view it this way, marriage is a pact signed by two people and the government (In most cases, the church as well) that gives the pair free reign to have children. Last time I checked to people of the same gender cannot have children. Therefore the pact of marriage is, well, pointless and useless.
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Starving college student. Can't get a job (filled out 35+ applications). I have 5 dollars to last me until novemebr 5 and i haven't eaten in two days (i had to use what little i had to buy a new bag of dog food). Any suggestions?
Are you american?
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If you got placed in the AB "penalty box" would you use/create another e-mail to come back in, go to another Q&A website, or just simply paitently wait for you to be released from the penalty box.
wait impaitently, then complain like hell once they let me back in.
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Are you the type of person who likes to take credit for the good deeds that you have done or do you prefer to just do it and be anonymous?
Nah I like to take credit. Hooray for being so self-centered.
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Does "Gay Lyfestyle" include Get up, moaning at the alarm clock. Shower, dress, eat breakfast. Go to work, Try to figure out how to get that tomato stain out of that t-shirt, Worry about blood pressure & cholesterol. Or have I been missing something?
Your missing something for sure. Your missing the part of the violent takeover of all the government buildings in the area followed by a full-scale putsch to sieze power.
Then we invade France. Frogs had it coming.
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What exactly is a "plonker"?
An idiot, or someone just done something stupid.
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Wouldn't an all see chat thread line be cool to see on the AB page?
agreed. It would be bleedin awesome.
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If you have a bf is it bad to put your head on one of your buddy's shoulder cause youre simply tired? is it something worth breaking up for?
cause if you ask me i find it stupid!
Of course it isn't bad. Nor is it worth breaking up over.
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Are you on an AB scavenger Hunt?
What the hell? What is one of those?
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What do you think of me? I'm your friendly neighborhood Self Consuming Cannibal. You may look at my profile and Q&A if you are unfamiliar with me.
I think you are a di...err, a very nice guy...ahem...
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I'm not asking if you have met, but I'm asking do you personally know any celebrities? Ex. Friends, enemies, ex-s/o's etc. If so who and how do you know them?
well my Dad has met and had a conversation with David Beckham if that counts.
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Have you ever had sex with a celebrity? If so who?
I wish.
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Did you know if you slide your hands one key to the left when typing the phrase "your welcome", it looks like this "tiye qwkxinw"? I just thought you should know.
gikt xeao ur siwa!
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(Holy crap it does)
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Name one unforgettable moment world history
The battle of Britian. Summer 1940.
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How many ________ in your _________?
animals breeding/rectrum.
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Does anyone know any sites where teen lesbians can talk to eachother?
any website that allows you to type things. The list is innumerable.
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This question is ONLY for the LGBT people on AB. I am not interested on how others feel on this matter. How do you feel when someone uses "Gay Lifestyle" as if it were a life choice. Especially after saying that they are not bigoted against gays.
I would ask what experience they have of being gay.
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What is something that is first-class?
Everything Nintendo has made except that crappy stuff they have made for the Wii.
They missed an excellent opportunity with the Wii. I.E. real swordfighting.
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I'm going target shooting this weekend. What should I draw on my targets?
Nick Griffin please!
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Do you read whilst on the loo?
yeah, usually an airfix catalogue.
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To demonstrate their new unbreakable "Security Glass," the 3M Company created this display in Vancouver BC several years ago, and DARED folks to try to take the $$ inside. How would YOU have done that? Could it BE done? [See linked photo, below.]
run over it with a tank might work.
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Which sound do you like best?
N64. <3
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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop?
Ha! It's not a sin, it's a gift from God!
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I just happened upon a website that encourages you to hit animals with your car and take photographs so others users can rate your roadkill. Is it time to shut down the internet?
No way! Then we wouldn't have lovely sites like this to stare at!
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/001726.html
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Another woman in the Middle-East was lashed, this time for wearing a bra. Last time it was for wearing pants (she was pardoned after world outrage). What will be the next piece of clothing that women are beaten for wearing? Outragious?
Next women will never be allowed out the house. I'm not being racist or anything but those people need to be more civilised.
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Have you ever been or know anyone who has been in a police chase? How did it end?
i have on GTA. I managed to escape into a hospital then got in a shootout, resulting in me getting shot to death.
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Why don't you send me an email ? :P
I will if you want me to.
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Can I have a hug? I did not had one for a while.
sure! <hug>
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Do you think zoos are inhumane?
No, all the zoos I've beemn in give the animals such an easy life, If I was an animal I would love to be in a zoo.
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If you died tomorrow would you be happy with the way your AB profile would be left looking forever and ever for all and sundry to see whenever they wanted?
I'm Never happy with my profile. I havent looked in ages but I think my current one is to soppy. I will change it soon.
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WTH??? Why is a question expressing concern about a child possibly having fallen out of a balloon "Nonsense?" AB has taken leave of its senses!
AB has not had any senses for a while, at least I have never seen any.
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If you were going hiking in the woods.. Would you bring a .45 (10 rnds) a .357 mag (6rnds) or 9mm (18rnds) for protection against animals?
.455 Webley if I can.
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Please - will you untie me?
Well if it means I can get at King, of course.
Teach him to disbelieve in Chuck Norris...
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Gays and lesbians: do you play the man or the woman in your relationships? for those who play the opposite gender is it hard to get used to it?
either of us play the opposite gender, if we wanted to be with a man we wouldn't be lesbians.
duh.
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I just thought 'If I was ever going to have a lesbian relationship, it would be with (friend's name)'. What does this mean?
it means if you are ever going to have a lesbian relationship it would be with your friend.
that was difficult, now my brain hurts.
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Has anyone seen the new Obama chia pet, and if yes does anyone think its as racist as I do?
how is it racist?
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What is your gut reaction to the image in the attached link?
Gordon Brown is probably one of the most hated Prime Ministers in history but people have yet to make images like that. It says something about Americans that you shouldn't be too proud of.
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Is nationalism and patriotism simply racism and Xenophobia under a polite name? To consider your country better than any other is to imply that country is "better" or "superior" to another.
no, this is a stupid question.
Feeling nationalist means you think your country is the best. Feeling patriotic is where you love your country. Very different words.
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Can you imagine if society replace a handshake with a passionate kiss? Every time you meet someone,instead of shaking their hand,you kiss them passionately.
But...that would mean...politicains would have to do that when they go on foreign visits...Oh thanks, you just got an image of Gordon Brown meeting Vladimir Putin!
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What do you think of Barney Frank's comment that the only pressure that the LGBT march this weekend is applying is pressure on the grass?
To be honest...that is why I would never go to a march like that, they don't achieve much except annoy the people who dissagree with it.
I for one wouldn't want my road closed so people could tramp up and down it shouting things. No matter what group they are.
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Who has ever viewed "Two Girls and a Cup"? If so, how far through it did you get? Did you watch before or after you ate? If so, were you able to keep down what you ate?
After a few tries i manaaged to watch it all. it was difficult.
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My county apparently has the highest number of dangerous drunk drivers in the province. What is your county/state/city known for that isn't something you'd want on the tourist brochures?
a study decided that the Northern English wash the least out of everyone in the country.
That ranges from washing your hands after going to the toilet to having a shower.
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If New york is New york, where is Old york?
Yorksire, England.
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Your fave out of: McDonalds, KFC, Red Rooster or Subway? Feel free to say why if you want.
Subway, it's just freakin amazing.
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What's the worst thing to make drink out of?
horse semen.
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You can't drive. You're three choices for a driver are a blind guy, a mentally retarded guy, or a guy who is only a torso and head. Who do you choose to drive you?
No. 3
I am sure they make cars for footless people.
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Is it okay if I tell you you're really pretty tonight?
sure...course you can! ;)
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Would a black, dyslexic, Polish lesbian have the worst life ever regarding discrimination?
*baby blue, i can't post a comment more than half a line long, so here is what I was going to say, PS if possible could we continue this via email?
hehe. I know, at least online if you do piss someone off they can't beat you up. :D
hey thanks, TBH I think it takes more guts to say that than to insult someone.
99% of my questions are along the lines as that, my particular favourates...
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Would you like to share some historical facts about your country?
In living memory for some people, the UK was the only nation in Europe still in any postion to witstand the german war machine under Adolf Hitler, as you will all know. Since any, conventional, military action was out of the question at this time, the best brains in the country where thinking of other ways to fight back. Including an aircraft carrier made of ice.
HMS Habbakuk was not strictly...
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When will Britain be ready to send enough troops to Afghanistan in order to win that war?
Whenever highly trained and well equipped soldiers come up against farmers with rifles, the farmers win.
Think of the Boer War, Vietnam, The British trying to annex Afganistan in the 19th century, and the Soviets trying to do the same in the sixties.
I agree more troops are needed, but the overall strategy needs to be overhauled as well.
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I know this is wierd. But i`m 16 and my boyfriend until today is 32 he is married with a kid. He says hes gonna leave her and we have had sex. what do i do. Im suicidal over this. :S
your kidding, right?
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In bone aimbots i dont know what bone is the best is it specific i want to aim at the head but i dont know how
are you talking about cheating in a game?
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If my eyes are not decieving me, nice Tiger BTW
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When will Britain be ready to send enough troops to Afghanistan in order to win that war?
Its not the amount of troops, its how you use them. We have completely the wrong objectives in Afganistan.
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Where has everyone's sense of humor went to? I have a sick, sadistic, offensive sense of humor and I just wonder can anyone else can take a joke anymore?
ooo ooo I have a sense of humour like that...a LOT of my questions here have bene flagged due to this fact :)
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To whom do I owe the pleasure?
I usually am adressed as "Oh great supreme being", but you can call me Rhian. :)
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Why are you lesbian gay bi?
dunno. Caus I like it i suppose.
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I'm going shopping today. So do you want me to pick something up for you?
Oh, just rob a bank for me. That will do.
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I got my sister pregnant and I left her, what should I do?
Tell me you are not serious first please.
<vomits>
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True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
true.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
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Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't eat this entire pint of Ben & Jerry's?
because it's so damn expensive. It's about £8 per tub right now.
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Am I the only one who thinks Chuck Norris is an idiot?
I hope roundhouse kicks are a quick and painless way to die, for you will find out soon enough.
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When might exercise do more harm than good?
Aerobics next to a coal fired Power Station.
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If you've been in the US military, what's your opinion of how women in your outfit performed their jobs and affected (or didn't) the readiness and effectiveness of your unit? (If you're tempted to DR the question as sexist piggish, see my answer first.)
I don't really have much to add.
I suppose it would have been different in the all-female tank crews or fighter squadrons of the Second World War Red Army though?
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Do you believe you can have a crush on someone and be in love with someone else at the same time?
yes. I am in a loving relationship and I have a crush on a fictional person.
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My BF of over a year finally told me that he was nlove w/me & has been. That even though he is nlove w/ me he wants to ease n2 saying it to me. I asked y n he said because he is still scared & never felt this way b4 for any1. How should I handle this?
asking a question in English would help.
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I,d like to know which country you all come from i sense most of you are fom america i come from cambridgeshire in england
I'm from Lancashire in England.
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Its big and Juicy and I'm holding it with two hands It's just for you, What am I holding?
a cucumber. A massive cucumber.
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Have you ever wanted something so badly, you could taste it? What was it?
I can taste Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
I am going to buy 3 copies, one to play, one to hang on the wall and another to have sex with.
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If it rains, will the fireworks be held inside?
In my windows 98 days I did that on "The Sims".
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I think the whole family burned to death.
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It felt good.
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Nice skull BTW.
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Someplace where you might have a sign saying "Please stay behind the yellow line"
railway station platform.
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I was baptised when I was a baby. How do I get de-baptised since I am now an agnostic?
to be honest I don't think you need to. It's just a formality.
I was not baptised but I do believe in God.
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Would you like to see the air show?
I went to one a few weeks back. The sexy Eurofighter was the best bit.
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Knife or gun?
"he who lives by the sword is shot by one of us who have progressed"
gun.
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What is your biggest sexual and nonsexual turn ons and turn offs?
fast jets and women.
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preferably the jets.
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I was playing my tuba last night and my neighbor yelled at me "Shove that thing up your rear!". Should I have been rude and ignored his request or complied to face certain pain and/or injury?
I say your should drop the Tuba and pick up the triangle.
That way, if you do comply to his request, at least you won't ever get constipated again.
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Have you ever been molested or raped?
thankfully, no.
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Have you ever molested or raped someone?
Oh yeah, I did it for the lulz
+5
(I'm guessing this is a joke/sarcastic)
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Can you tell us something about yourself that your S.O. doesn't know?
That 49,234 M4 "Sherman" takes where produced during the war...well, you didn't say it had to be about me!
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Do you think that the International Olympic Committee is racist or was this also George Bush's fault?
Of course it's Bush's fault. Don't you see it Payton, Bush and everything related to him is evil...every molecule of oxygen he breathes in is one molecule closer to our ultimate destruction.
.
I like oxygen. I like breathing fast too, get lots of oxygen at the same time. yummy yummy oxygen.
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Where can i see sexy pics of womans legs?
http://tinyurl.com/y8frfr3
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Do you think this recession will be studied in schools for decades?
Well currently the recession of the early 90s is on the syllabus so this one would most definitely.
Until we hit another recession that is.
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Why are you so excited?
because it's fucking friday!
(by the way, yes I mean it both ways)
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Are you comfortable with your sexuality?
aye.
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A new study claims children who eat too much candy may be more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, new research suggests. Do you think this is true?
Oh come on, those people down in Cambridge only do these things because they have nothing else to do, don't pay any attention to them.
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I am 19 years old. How many years I am younger or older than you?
you are 3 years older.
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I just saw a commercial for a doll called "Whoopsie Doo". All it does is poop and pee and you have to change its diaper. Would you buy that for your kid?
mate, thats nothing compared to this. My sister actually wanted one.
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Why do girls not like to cuddle?
I do.
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What are your thoughts of the United Nations?
I think they are great. We really have learned from the League of Nations.
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The UN seeks the destruction of the family! Christians with a burden for our nation, for our freedom and for the gospel, who will join me in a round-the-clock prayer vigil? Email me: jwbabylon@yahoo.com
sorry I can't, I need to go and have sex with my same-gender partner.
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If a 14 year old girl got pregnant by her 45 year old b/f, do you think God would be OK with her getting an abortion?
DATS JUST SICK DAT GUY SHUD B LOKED UP AND YOUR PARENTS 2 AND YOU NEED TREATMENT 4 YOUR BRIAN COS YOUR CRAZY UR ONLY 14
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Which do you prefer point or comments on your answers?
comments really, but ranking up is good and you need points for that...
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I would like to through this question out to the ladies (lesbians): what is the average time that it has taken you to become intimate in your relationships (excluding one night stands) and what is the average length of your relationships?
i've only had one relationship and am still in it, but it took us about 3 months to get really intimate, and we have bene together nearly 2 years.
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Which one is better call of duty 4 or gears of war 2
Call of Duty 4. No contest.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say the word "sex"?
fridays
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Pop quiz, vocabulary nuts: Can you name a word that you think most people aren't familiar with?
anti-disestablishmentarianism
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Can you answer this? I wouldn't _____________ for a million dollars.
answer this question
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I got drunk last night and when I woke up there's a red mark on my neck, looks like a hicky, how did it happen? I'm getting married next week
hey, just put a few plasters on it to cover it up, then say it's a spider bite or something...
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Sally Field said that if moms rule the world there would be no war. Do you agree or disagree?
Marget Thatcher was a mother and she gave the order to take back the Falkland Islands in 1982.
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Should Answerbag be renamed as ProcrastinationBag?
I think it should be "moron bag"
Everyone here are morons. Even the non-morons are morons for wanting to stay here.
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Has anyone you loved ever given up anything for you?
Well, my Gf gave up any chance of a decent Social life by being with me.
I <3 being a geek
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How can one treat homosexuality? What is the therapy?
Take 2 paracetamol and go to bed.
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I'm a bisexual teenager. Problem? How do you feel about it? Go ahead. Be 100% honest.
hmm. Are you hot? That would affact my final answer.
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My GF wants me to throw a pie in her in the face, while I sing Shania Twain songs. This request is usually when we are intimate after I've pleasured her as no other man could, using assorted jellies and lotions. Is this normal?
no, but it sounds really fun!
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I just saw on CNN.com that its 'Breaking News" that prince Harry is fighting in Afghanistan, other than the fact he is a prince. Why should him fighting in Iraq be any more of a big deal than anyone else's son serving their country?
What the hell, that was months, even years ago IIRC.
They only told everyone he was fighting in Afghanistan after he returned home, so the Taliban would not know.
EDIT: oh, this was asked feb 2008. My bad.
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In your opinion, How common is your first name? (not your AB username)
I have heard one person on the TV with my name and also I know a girl with the same name.
By the way, we hate each other.
So quite rare.
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What do you wish you were eating right now?
cake.
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What language is the primary language in your country, and does it offend you wnen someone cannot speak & understand it correctly even though it is clear that they live here?
English (UK)
yes it is bloody annoying...however I don't mind the ones who can speak English but speak in their native languages to each other.
I.e. Eastern Europeans are actually quite good at this.
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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything?
I live in Belgium.
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My car wont start
really? Well, thanks for letting us know!
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Using only the first 6 letters of you AB username, What are some items you would find in the grocery store? (Mine:NUNYA~napkins, yogurt, asprin) (can't think of a "u" grocery item)
QueenR
Q: Quorn?
u: can't think of anything
e: eggs
e: Eurofighter Typhoon!!!!!
n: nuts
R: rind, Pork.
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Do you know any good porn sites?
keezmovies.com really but recently I have a fondness for dailybasis.com
cos theyre free and good quality.
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Where did you last sexual encounter take place?
the same room I am now.
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If you were president what is the first thing you would do?
Explore my residence.
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I would like to know if this question is offensive?...http://a_view/7672075.....some little minded "pea brain" thought it was!!!!
I can't access the link...
EDIT: yes I can. You should know by now the Ab staff are morons...
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I am so forgetful, do I owe you money ? (please leave your name and how much so i can get you repaid :P )
don't you remember me? You owe me £10 000 because I bought you that whats-it-madoofer...
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Has anyone in your family ever fought in a war?
I had an Uncle in the REME in Burma during 1944/45 and two great grandfathers in the Great war.
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Mens magazines have pictures of women and womens magazines have pictures of________?
Belgium.
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Is it ethical to (consensually) divorce your loving spouse and split residences for the sole reason of being eligible for Medicaid in order to stay alive?
Yes.
Thankfully I live in a country where that would never happen as we have a government-funded healthcare system.
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To all AB'ers from England - be honest - if I invited you to all meet up with me in Birmingham (central Eng) would you make an effort to come? To all non-England AB'ers - if money was no object for travel - would you come?
No I wouldn't.
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What's a really interesting job that will take me all over the world with good pay?
the army
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Real or fictional, can you name a famous King?
Uriel Septim VII
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Uriel_Septim_VII
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Terror plot on US soil, Obama and team stops it. No lives lost. Terror plot on US soil, Bush and team failed, over 3,000 lives lost. The Rep. think we would have all been safer under their governing? Bush failed where Obama prevailed. What more needed?
there where several plots foiled under Bush.
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What do you think of this Revenge business that two Los Angeles women have started? Are they headed for some serious legal trouble and "Lawsuit City?" [Click on the link for the news story on MSNBC.]
GREAT IDEA!
Why didn't I think of this? :(
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I'm very saddened to report that our own "Jen-Jen" has decided to close her account and leave AB, forever. For those who knew her and enjoyed her comments & questions, are you as unhappy as I am, knowing that she's gone and won't be coming back?
bastards. Those heartless bastards.
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Relationships are too scary...I dont want to get into another one....Im terrorfied of being hurt....Everyone should just give up shouldnt they?
nope, I'm not going to give mine up, it's great!
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I was super sick and basically didnt eat anything for two weeks. Now I need to gain my weight back, what do I start with?
A nice greasy full English breakfast and a mug of tea at a roadside cafe.
You'll be obese in no time.
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If tomorrow was election day, who would you vote for?
Cameron.
Labour has failed and Lib Dems are too small. tory is the only other option.
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Why do you think the suicide rate is so high in Russia?
well, their national sport is putting a revolver to one's head and hoping that no bullet will come out...
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I know.."life sucks. Everything is awful. No hope for improvement." Or " appreciate what you have because there is always someone far worse off than you!" Which one of these reflects who you are?
neither. My life is decent but some of it still sucks.
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My house STINKS!!! What could be the reason for this? (Go anywhere you would like with this lol)
you get confused between cupboards and toilets.
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What did yall think when michael jackson died? i cried....a lot
I said to myself, "Oh look he's dead"
Then waited for more important news i.e the Economy, Afganistan etc.
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Have there been any conspiracy theories that have been proven to be true?
The USN fired the first shots of Pearl Harbour and the Pacific War.
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What examples can you list of long-term success at nation building via military invasion?
Britain.
After England invaded Scotland Scotland has always been part of Britain.
And also germany, after the Austro-Prussian war Prussia emerged as the dominant power and united all of Germany.
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Have you ever ridden a camel or an elephant?
whaddya take me for, some kind of sicko?
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Are relationships becoming just a joke?
nope. Mine isn't.
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What's your "beautiful death"...do you think it'll happen to you?
125mm HE shell to the chest.
Should be pretty quick.
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I'm going liberal hunting this weekend. What's the best weapon to use for liberal hunting? Also, what would be a good bait for liberals?
An Iowa class battleship. Lure them onto a beach with a stack of Obama porno mags then blast away with the sixteen inchers!
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I know a gal who would LOVE to wear the T-shirt shown in the link below this question. Do you know an online company that sells this exact one, so I can buy it for her? Do you also know where I can find the woman modeling it? (I think I'm in love!)
Well slap me hard and call me El Dorado...
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My husband is annoying me with all his your mamma jokes.....Can you give me a really dirty and nasty one that will totally gross him out?
Your mum's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
aw shit, all mine are already taken. :(
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What's one famous character or person, named Joe, or John?
Joe Stalin.
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I'm challenging you to a duel to preserve my honor! What is your weapon of choice?
an M4A1 Carbine with a red dot sight and an underslung grenade launcher please.
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Do I look better as BLONDE or BRUNETTE? tjnx beforehand!:) http://s642.photobucket.com/albums/uu148/babo_photos/?action=view¤t=annablack4.jpg http://s642.photobucket.com/albums/uu148/babo_photos/?action=view¤t=andiblond.jpg
The links are not working. You should have used the referance URL when you asked the Question.
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Who would win in a wrestling match?
Obama or Hilary?
Probably Hillary.
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Since we are at war with Afghanistan, is it alright to shoplift from stores that are owned by Afghanistanannies?
No, we are not at war with the government or the people of Afganistan. We are at war with the Taliban.
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Apart from letters in current affairs, name something of which there are 14.
President Woodrow Wilson's Fourteen Points
I. Open covenants of peace, openly arrived at, after which there shall be no private international understandings of any kind but diplomacy shall proceed always frankly and in the public view.
II. Absolute freedom of navigation upon the seas, outside territorial waters, alike in peace and in war, except as the seas may be closed in...
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Have you ever faked an orgasm *during* cybersex? (said you just came irl when you didn't) Please specify if you at least orgasmed thinking about it within the 24 hours that followed, and if you are M or F.
Do I HAVE to answer this?
...
like I had any reputation anyway.
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yes
yes
F
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If we can use the term "GAY" for women, why not using the term "LESBIAN" for men?
no, since "Gay" is three letters and "Lesbian" is seven. Gay is much easier and quicker to type.
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Could a gay person give relevant relationship advice to a straight man?
Maybe. But if that advice is on pleasing a woman then no.
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Women: Does it bother you when other females use the word "bitch" to refer to our sex?
yes.
I am not a bitch. Or at least, I don't think I am. Others may believe otherwise. But they can rot in hell as far as I care.
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If you could be a famous fictional crime fighter, which one would you be? (FYI, I would be The Punisher)
Nicholas Angel.
From Hot Fuzz.
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To all Anti-Obama people please read.
Still think he is the devil?
never did, but I still think he is an annoying bastard, and he isn't even my President!
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Why are you NOT a vegetarian?
because meat is very, very good.
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What is one thing that most people wont ever see you do?
kissing a boy.
I'd rather have my brains used to decorate Buckingham Palace than for THAT to happen!
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What fights do you win?
ones against Zombies on Left 4 Dead and Killing floor.
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Hey ladies! what would you say you mostly likey need at the end of a good night out dancing and partying?
A bullet in the brain. I would never go dancing and partying all night...yah I am a nerd...as you might have guessed!
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Catholics: What do you think about the things that Martin Luther said?
Well, if he can live off a diet consisting solely of worms, then he is a special man.
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What is the worst thing that can happen if you had anel sex with another man p.s dude on dude action so you don't get mixed upped
You find out the other person has rabies and he bites you. Congratulations, you now have rabies.
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Was Michael Jackson sexier than Elvis?
<vomits>
Michael Jackson and sexy do not belong in the same sentence.
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Am I still on the right side even if I've turned left?
if you think Communism is the only right system, then yes.
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In one sentence, what is your opinion of America?
Full of idiots.
Sorry.
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Where was the birthplace of democracy?
I think the first major power to turn to Democracy was the Nethlerlands
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How many born or elected Londoners are in Answerbag and where are you from? I'm from Ladbroke Grove and proud!
Well my sister lives in London of that counts...she must be the only person with a Bolton accent in the entire city...
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Why do you think discrimination exists?
People fear the unknown, and people who discriminate usually know little of the group they are discriminating against.
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How do i go about buying stock ? also can some one tell me how do i find out the price of stocks?
Most Broadsheet newspapers have a share index.
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Are you known by your middle name rather than your first name?
God no, my middle name is Elizabeth...
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I am watching 50 girls Toilet papering the neighbors house, what would you do if you saw this?
dial 999.
get some ASBOs dished out!
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I'm 15, and I am disgusted with the way my generation is, in almost every way. Does anyone else feel ashamed and embarrassed? I feel a bit alone on this.
Not disgusted or ashamed, but I don't like it.
Mind you, I have a reading age of a 20 year old...
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Is making gay marriage illegal a gross violation of separation of church and state? Give me one reason that making gay marriage illegal is not based on religion.
maybe Some people just view it as strange/weird/odd.
meh. But the main reasons are religious.
But no I don't think it is. Or know, I have never even been to America. Or care to be honest.
Church and state are nowhere near each other in the UK. In fact gay marriage is legal, but it is called Civil Unions. I'm OK with that but I'm never going to get one.
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Name a famous mystery/phenomenon (like crop circles, Bermuda triangle, etc.) and give your opinion on it. Thanks!
Bermuda Triangle, a flight of Avengers went missing...TBF/TBM Avenger = best Torpedo Bomber of the war
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Do you like sex?
i do.
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Do people who are trying to "be happy" have unreasonable expectations? Doesn't happiness only come in small doses (ie orgasm, good sandwich)?
Nope. I've not had a good sandwich or an orgasm in ages and I'm happy.
Like someone else said, having an orgasm or eating a nice sandwich usually results in pleasure, happiness is something different. Happiness is a state of mind.
Or something like that. meh.
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What is the best way to kill someone?
shotgun to the back of the neck, should decapitate them very quickly.
if no, there would only be bits of skin left attaching the head to the body. Spinal cord would be history.
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Life more safe back in the 1800s or now?
now by far.
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You make me wanna _____?!?! (my answer in video)
eat my own intestines.
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Has anyone ever died from laughing?
Many Germans did during the war!
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What is a welcome gift you should NOT give to the new neighbors?
Dog Shit posted through their letterbox.
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If I were to use the terms "bomb-proof", "buddy-sour", "green", "frog", and "hand" would you know what one thing I am referencing?
a drainage ditch.
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My girlfriend is ...................?
completely insane.
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Im a 15 yr old girl,and im sick of adults saying''your to young to be in a relationship''the teens are the most hormonal years of our life and are we not alowed to show feelings for somone by being in a realationship!?
I agree, it's bullshit.
I am 16 now and have been in a loving relationship since i was 14. Though now I can legally have sex, well it is easy to do in secret.
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What statement would you respond to with "Eat my shorts.:?
I would like to eat your clothes, I hope you have a particular garment you would like me to eat.
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What are three things that are sure to kill your sex life?
Death.
Becoming a Zombie.
Getting rabies.
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Have you ever fired a handgun, shotgun, etc..?
shotgun many a time. I do clay shooting a lot.
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Why do i think about kissing my crush on the lips
because you have a crush on them. Plain and simple.
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If "What she said..." is the answer....What's the question?
"Who said that?"
"Oh that? That's what she said" (Points at a woman)
There you go. My mind is not in gutter.
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How does it feel if your enemy came to visite you when you're sick?
I only have one enemy and she would be glad to see me sick, so she would probably visit me to laugh at me.
And leave with a black eye.
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I hate angry customers who yell at me for things that aren't my fault!!!! How much would i have to pay you to be my "enforcer?
pay??!! That would be a hobby, my friend.
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Oh yeahhhh... I wanna piece of that..., what could i be talking about?
cake!
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What are the softest tissues?
Andrex. They even have little puppies printed on them.
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I just dropped a handful of ice cubes down your shirt. Now what?
get a hearing aid, as you ears will be damaged beyond repair due to my screams.
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I hate yahoo and yahoo hates me... Do you have a hate hate relationship with someone or something?
Yes, a girl with the same name as me too. I think she wouldn't mind seeing me dead, considering she tried to strangle me once.
Mind you, I did completely ruin her life, but hey.
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How do i force my girlfriend to have anal sex with me,i have tried everything but she always just refuses. I have even tried putting painkillers in her food but she always complains its to sore, would it be rape if i slipped roofies in her drink?
you bastard. You heartless bastard.
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What would you do if I bit you hard enough to leave a mark?
First reaction would be to push you away and if you persisted I would punch you.
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Is there actually a "gay agenda" that I should be made aware of?
Ah of course.
7:30 sharp-Wake up
7:35-wash
8:00-Breakfast
8:30-meet up with gang in children's playground
8:45-steal £2.50 off some kid
8:55-purchase some chocolate from corner shop
9:00-have niggling though one has forgot something
9:05-head towards bank
9:10-run home
9:20-grab shotgun
9:50-rob bank
10:05-run away from Police
10:10-wake up and realise it was a dream,...
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When did you ask your last AB question?
about 5 minutes before I saw your question.
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What (humor welcome) is something you might get at walmart?
AIDS. You might sleep with a prostitute in the warehouse...
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Work day is over, tomorrow is Friday... anybody else as happy as I am right now?
Still have to get through friday, but I do love fridays!
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What is that in your pants?
The United States' gold reserves...
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Humans have LOTS of pairs; eyes, hands, feet, breasts etc. ! But what's something the human body on has ONE of; EXCLUDING genitalia?
heart, liver, etc, lots of your organs are single.
Except your Lungs.
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Why is it that Americans fly their flag everywhere but when rarely someone puts up a Union Jack, they're worried people will think they belong to the BNP?
Near where I live there is someone who flies St. Georges cross, luckily we dont have a mad PC council.
But yeah I completely agree with you. I woud rather die than see my country run by those pigs.
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Is kanye west a gay fish,link in answer
WTF?
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Can you name an occupation whose vehicles must always be ready to go?
The army.
Imagine if an army's tanks where parked up and someone lost the keys and the country was under attack...
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Imagine you are trapped on a deserted island. There is no communication; no boat; no tools and sharks are surrounding the island, how would you get off (the island)? (And no other way off the island--)
fly away in my helicopter. Well, you didn't say there wasn't one!
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Can you name something that rhymes with beer?
Queer!
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What would you do with $600,000 worth of vodka?
sell it, for $600 500. Then convert that into pounds. Then spend it!
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If you had the chance, and knew that it was a one way ticket, and you had all that you needed to survive, including your favorite person, would you go to Mars?
No way! I love earth.
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What is the most beautiful creature in the world?
The Peregrine Falcon. Next to my girlfriend.
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Have you ever found more then $1?
well at the current conversion rate £1 = $1.657 and I have found pound coins on the floor before. :p
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How or why did you pick your AB avatar? Does it have any real significance to you? Do you use it for anything else?
I am a HUGE Zelda fan so I use a picture of Princess Zelda from Twilight Princess...I want that game SO much!
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What are some fun/interesting websites to go to (other than the fantastic AB! :) ) Thanks!
newgrounds.com
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I am searching for a friend. Who will be my friend?
Sure. I'll be your friend.
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Whats a good tv programme to put on - and fall asleep to...?
One of David Attenbourough's programs...they are good, but I just can't stay awake while watching them!
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Are you not getting a kick out of the latest criminal acts that the once Obama led ACORN has been caught doing?
Yeah, my favourite one was when they robbed a bank armed with toothbrushes.
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Look around, what is the first red object you see?
I have an empty coke can on top of an airfix catalogue, both are red.
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Am i a lesbian if iv been bi 4eva an hav bf i love 4 4yrs, been goin out on an off, but slowin nt enjoyin sex anymore..kep thinkin of girls... im 20.
ASk your question in English and I will give you an answer.
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What is your favorite slice of history that you love to read about or see on TV?
Big Slice but, Warfare since the Romans to today. From the Gladius to the M1A2 Abrams. And everything in between.
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I am new to answerbag and wanted to know if there is a gay community here or just heterosexuals asking questions about homosexuals?
Howdy. The first thing to remember is that there is no community at all here, this is just a Government scheme for you to buy more Laxatives. We are all actors.
Kidding.
There are four types of people here on AB I reckon.
1. Sarcastic and usually quite annoying peeps like me how tend not to be welcomed in serious arguments.
2. Liberal minded folks.
3. Conservatives.
4. Die hard...
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If Answerbag really is an 'on-line community', then what role do you play in it - are you a: policeman, village idiot, rockstar, curtain-twiching gossip, academic, or something else? - And why?
The Special Branch Officer investigating organised Crime in the area.
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Have you ever clicked on any of the advertisments on Answerbag?
Yeah, I'm dead interested in finding my soul mate (which, I think I already have done but thats beside the point) or buying a hand bag made of human skin or dating a Gay thug...Jesus they could at least give me interesting adverts like the Specsavers ones that are really funny!
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What type of day would you rather walk out in: Rainy days or Sunny days?
Sunny days. You don't know how much I HATE rain.
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What is an example of a "necessary evil"?
Money. it is 100% necessary and some people think it's evil. I don't, I love money.
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Flintshire County Council's cafeteria have renamed "spotted dick"(a traditional sultana rolly polly pudding) because of the sniggering when it was ordered,they are to re-name it spotted richard. What other ludicrous political correctness do you know of?
Staff working in the Civil Service where told not to put up decorations in their offices at Christmas as it was offencive to non-Christians....but these people complained to the powers-that-be and got that rule overturned.
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One council in Wales banned it's staff from calling themselves "British" as they thought it was racist to wards immigrants.
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One man was threated with...
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What are some carnivorous (or at least omnivorous) animals that people eat?
Crocodile in some places, Dog and Cat in some places, and many types of fish.
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Would anyone care if gordon brown died tommoro?
As much as I hate the guy, he is still the Prime Minister so I would.
Nick Griffin, on the other hand, if he died it would be public celebration. I would rather have Brown ruling the country for 50 years than under the BNP for 5.
Besides, Mr. Brown has family so they would care.
Not exactly a state funeral, but still, not a cause for celebration.
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What is the most violent video game in your opinion?
GUN. It is a really good game though, deep storyline and one of the few successful westerns.
Violent parts are the ability to scalp people, skinned human bodies, blowing limbs and heads of with shotguns and torture scenes (Ripping out of teeth, blowing off fingers etc).
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If you were stranded on a deserted island and you got the chance to desert 1 person with you who wud it b?
My Girlfriend.
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If you had only one daughter and she turned out to be a lesbian, would you be disappointed?
No, but I would if she tried to drag me to any meeting of any sort.
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What have humans done to help the earth?
Well, not much, but more than any other living creature.
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Which is the most dangerous weapon in this world?
Probably (As much as I hate to say it) the M1A2 Abrams.
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The Maine State House of Representatives today voted in favor of legislation allowing for same-sex marriages. With that decision, Maine becomes the 5th state in the U.S. to recognize gay marriage. Congratulations in order?
Maine Maine Maine Maine
Very nice, unfortunately I could not find a way to slip "Maine Course" into my answer. Sorry.
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What to you, is the coolest word in the english language?
fuck...it's SO versatile!
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How can I get the yamato battleship on battlefield 1942
Walk up to a turret and press E. As long as nobody else is inside.
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Are those real?!
no, I made them out of papier mache.
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How would you like to destroy megabloks?
Build a large Lego army and invade them.
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What do you think about this: ┌─┐ ─┐ │▒│ /▒/ │▒│/▒/ │▒ /▒/─┬─┐ │▒│▒|▒│▒│ ┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ │▒┌──┘▒▒▒│ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ └┐▒▒▒▒┌┘
Wow. Pretty good!
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Hallo i want to erase my girlfriends photos and videos from her pc.How can i do it?
Don't do it, moron.
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Take any Famous Quote and replace one word with Bimbo...?
"Now, this is not the end. this is not even the beginning of the end, but it is, perhaps, the end of the bimbo"
Churchill's El Alamein speech.
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What is one thing you have memorized?
my PIN number and the Commissar's speech from Call of Duty Finest Hour.
I am a bit rusty, so here it is. I'm not telling you my PIN.
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Did you play Truth or Dare? If you did what is the craziest Dare you had to do?
Yep...eat a whole bar of soap...at least my mouth was clean!
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Is everyone else as tired of hearing about michael jackson as i am?
YES. Alongside all the September 3rd Stuff there was much more about Mr. Jackson...really, don't they have better things to broadcast? The anniversary of the bloodiest conflict of the 20th century?
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What is the proper pronunciation of Neanderthal? Is it THAL or TAL?
thal
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Do you usually eat your meals at the table or do you sit with the plate on your lap?
both, realy, Depends on the meal.
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What, in your Opinion, is the best musical score from a video game?
I woul dalso say Pegasus Bridge from Call of Duty.
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If i were to turn on ur T.V what would i see?
BBC1, it's the only channel I can get.
But I use my TV as my computer monitor and I have my consoles plugged into it anyway, so i never actually watch it.
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Other than AB what do you do whilst online?
ummmm.....well, I don't look at porn.....ahaaha...
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The big debate here at the moment is the "hijab"(headscarf) some schools are not allowing Muslim girls to wear them....I find this insulting and outragious, what is your view?
They should not be allowed to wear them. They come to our country, they abide by our rules. They should wear the full school uniform like everyone else. If they don't like it, then tough.
My friend's a Muslim and she isn't proud of that as the authorities bend over back wards to avoid insulting her people (In her words) so much so it breeds hatred in other people.
I could go on...
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I get sick and tired of seeing public announcements with hollywood telling us to pledge to obama,or give us their political views.Do you care what hollywood has to say about politics?If Aston Kutcher says to back obama,then it must be right huh?LOL
Thankfully I am not exposed to what you say, however although I respect their opinion, what gives them the need to blurt it out to everyone?
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Was Neville Chamberlin's 'appeasment' of Hitler an act of cowardice or practicality? I recently heard the notion that Britain lacked the military to confront Germany, so the Munich Agreement gave Britain time to rearm. Is there any truth to this?
Both. Nobody in Britain wanted war (Especially those who had lived through the Great War) and where willing to do anything than to repeat the carnage of 1914-18.
Plus, the British army, though well trained and disciplined, was not an effective fighting force. The tactics where vastly outdated and the first Armoured Division was created in 1939...and it was only in 1942 when the first decent...
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What is so special about tomorrow for you?
It's Friday and Friday is my GF and I's special day...though I have no idea of how that became so.
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Why wasn't Hitler stopped?
He was, by the combined forces of all the Allied nations.
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What is something that would make a horrible Razor?
a band-saw.
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Who was the last person who touched your heart?
A surgeon...I hope that would be everyone's answer.
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Do you usually sympathise with the villain of the story?
Yes, but they always make a massive mistake and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
If I was an evil villain (one day...), I will never make any such mistakes.
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How old is chuck norris
He doesn't age, the world just gets younger.
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Who is your favorite Vampire?
Janus Hassildor, Count of Skingrad from TESIV: Oblivion.
Best thing is he hates other vampires as they have given in to their "animal instincts". One of a very few friendly vampires.
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Do love potions or spells really work?
No, if you think otherwise then go back to school.
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Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
If you ever go to a British football match, sitting down is something not many people do.
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What sort of animal pollutes its home by detonating nuclear devices in its own environment?
Ones who have progressed from the early existance...viva la progression!
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Do you wish you didn't have an accent even though your proud of where you live?
Nope, I'm proud of my accent.
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Why do some people feel they must announce to the world if they're vegetarian or gay or what God they do or do not worship when nobody really cares about their personal preferences?And why must they judge others according to these personal beliefs?
No idea. I only told people I was gay when they asked if I was. I only told my parents I was a lesbian when they enquired as to why i was spending so much time with this girl.
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Are you hot or sexy?
yes, I should really open the window...hehehe sorry, I had to.
Would I say anything else than yes? My ego is so big John Prescott wont be able to eat it.
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I'm almost 49 - what are some good hobbies for old guys?
Model making...I suggest a Supermarine Spitfire Mk I to start off as a beginner.
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Can you give me some words that rhyme with "Twilight"?
Pie Fight.
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Would I have to try very hard to offend you?
yes. I'll let you in a secret though...offending others close to me is what gets at me.
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There are 206 bones in the human body. Name one. Please?
...skull?
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What color of shirt were you wearing when you met your current s/o, do you remember?
school uniform...though when we actualy got together it was at a sleepover so pajamas.
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How good was Britans Navy durring WW1
The best. Durin the battle of Jutland it was the battlecruisers that got mauled...however they where a failed idea. However the Queen Elizabeth class super Dreadnaughts where simply THE most powerful ships afloat at the time and they even saw stellar service in the Second World War.
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I had a doctor's appointment this morning to get the results of the bone scan from yesterday. I am CANCER FREE! Yayyyyy! Thank you, God! This doesn't mean it won't ever come back, but for now ... no more cancer! : D Will you help me celebrate? : ))
Wooohooo! That is brilliant news! :D :D :D
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Nintendo vs Sega?
Nintendo.
Why do you hardly see Sega anymore?
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Who was the greatest war general of all-time?
Bernard Law Montgomery.
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The British had the earthquake bomb, the Germans; the V-2 rocket. What types of "wonder weapons" did the Soviets have during WWII?
I would not consider the V-2 a wonder Wepon. It was a failure and a waste of resources. The Tallboy and Grand Slam Earthquake bombs did actually did what they where supposed to do-breach Submarine pens and shatter Viaducts.
In fact, it was a Tallboy that sank the German battleship "Tirpitz".
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No one can understand how the Allies achieved victory in the West in WWII without knowing of the “Ultra” secret. How many people here know about it.
What even more people don't know is that it was the Poles who first decoded the Enigma code and passed it to Britain. Operation Ultra was the continuous decoding of messages at Bletchly Park, England.
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What happened to children in London during the Blitz?
They where evacuated to the countriside in Operation "Pied Piper". I had to do an essay on that for my history GCSE.
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Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees tel me somfiin ntersetin aboot the periodic table in chemistry ????????????????/
Well...if it is printed on paper, you can make an interesting paper plane!
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Have you ever literally wanted to and thought about killing someone?
Yes. His name is Nick Griffin and he is a racist scumbag.
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Was the Dresden Raid a war crime?
NO. It is a German city. Britian and the USA where at war with Germany at the time.
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What would you do if I was to cyber-punch you really hard right now in your big, fat, ugly avatar face? LOL This is just for entertainment. I think you're all wonderful.
My avatar would probably stab you, look closely, she has a sword! shock, horror!
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What do you think of my s/o http://www.photoblog.pl/olivka4454/46237819/nasz-piknik-fitnes-.html? I think that she's got a great body! :)
You dont sound like your Polish.
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How could you deal with your s/o in the millitary? Would you try to stop them from joining if you don't want them to be in the millitary?
I'd be proud of them. But what does my opinion count for anyway.
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Do you wish we would do away with DRing here on AB? That would probably get rid of some of the trolls. They would have to go back to beating up theire younger siblings. They might even leave the website if they couldn't be aholes. So sad! LOL
I have asked this myself several times. it would be an amazing idea, but why should the admins listen to us? What do we count for?
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If there were a headline in the newspaper about you, what would you like it to say?
"Lancashire Lass wins ticket in crisp packet and inherits UK throne"
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What else, might GPS, stand for?
General Purpose Shit
(aka manure)
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What is the oldest game that you still playing?
I have The first Legend of Zelda, but I dont play it often so I will have to go with Ocarina of time.
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I'm at level 22, and i want to go back down to level 1. how do i do that?
Use Prestige mode.
Oh wait, this isn't COD. Sorry.
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What repluses (disgusting and sickning) you quicker than anything?
The French and/or Americans.
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I was kidding, by the way.
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What, (be creative) would be a fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden, were he ever to be caught again?
Sew him up in a Pig skin.
Us British used to do that in the days of the empire...the good old days...
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What is your opinion of a women that says the f-word a lot?
I use the f word a lot.
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Who really controls the media?
The Japanese. Soon we will be forced to watch crazy anime for the rest of our lives! Save yourselves, and sell your TV before it's too late!
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What's some thing that starts with the letter C that you would find in a hospital?
chicken sandwiches....most hospitals have a cafe...
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Are you willing to bet on it?
yeah, a penny.
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I have a friend who has a dog and he kept his dog in a chain link fence with a "Beware of Dog" sign posted. Someone reached their hand over the fence to pet the dog and got bitten. The dog almost got put to sleep. Do you think this is BS as well?
It is just BS. I agree.
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What first thing comes to mind when i say: Twilight?
Twilight Princess!
<head explodes due to the fact i can now buy it>
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With the recent revelation on the Afghanistan election is it now obvious that the west is loosing the war to restore democracy and is it now time to pull our troops out to save further,futile, loss of brave young lives?
We seem to be stuck in a rut, if we just pull out all those deaths will be in vain, but if we stay, well that could be pointless too.
I don't disagree on the war itself, just there should have been a much clearer objective...the government has meddled to much in the war, they should have left it to the Generals.
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If you were able to wish for someone's death and have it occur... would you? Who would it be, and why?
Bin Laden. I dont need to explain why.
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Have you ever had a crush on a girl.. being a girl yourself? =/
Well, I went out with a bird for 2 years, now I am summoning the courage to ask another one out so yes.
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What is your favorite game? (any category)
hmm.
I have several contenders for the top spot; Call of Duty World at war and the Zelda games, Ocarina of time and Wind Waker.
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What is your favorite gaming site?
newgrounds.com
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What famous person died in this century that you would have liked to meet and have a coffee with?
Ronnie Barker.
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What are some good horror movies without nudity?
Saun of the Dead. Well, you dont see any private parts, Just a Zombie who has been in the shower.
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Lord Ahmed who is the highest ranking Moslim official in the UK stated that wearing the burka in England is an insult. Do you agree or disagree? Why?
Well, I agree with him. This is Britian, not effing Soudi Arabia.
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What do you think about when you hear the word 'virgin'?
This
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Who was involved in creation?
ME
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If they had prizes in cereal for adults, what kind of prizes should be offered?
£20 notes
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What do you think of Madonna's arms? (see link)
Holy shit...
Really, what else can i say?
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Remindes me of a joke;
Where do the irish keep their armies?
A~up their sleevies
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Why is our great President's approval numbers dropping so fast?
Well, it's obvious, he didn't give everyone free cake.
If Mr. Obama did that, I swear he would be the most popular president ever!
Hell, if Hitler did that he would have bene remembered as a hero!
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Jessica said she loved me. She is not even a lesibian. She may love me for money, for emotional support, for I am funny. What do you think is the most likely reason Jessica loves me? Giva a wild guess!
Jessica is your dog....
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Are you going to " HELL" if you are gay,bisexual,lesbian and so on...?
If you want to. And if hell is your thing, then yes. If, however, you don't want to, then no.
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Why are there so many witches in England?
We can't burn them fast enough...JOKE!
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How many bits of toast can you eat without starting to feel slightly sick?
To be honest I have never had more than 3 in one sitting, I'm guessing it would be around 20.
Of course, if they had jam on it would be another story. That would be around 5.
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Are you against lisbian and gay people?
Oh, yes, definitely Lisbians. They where behind the 3057 drought when they drank all the world's water with the spines, and then invaded Liechtenstein and lost because their kneecaps exploded.
I is nowhere near E, so this is certainly not a typo...Learn to spell for God's sake!
yawn...why the hell do I answer these questions?
I am a lesbian so my answer might be a teeny weenie...
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What is the meaning of "blue riband"?
It's a sort of chocolate-covered biscuit bar...
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A zombie + you =
My seat of my trousers turning a shade of brown.
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What do you think about this socialist rule "You can only have one kid and one dog" ? (This is for socialist lovers, and is from China)
That's not Socialism, it's a desperate government battling insane overcrowding.
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Did anyone notice that America silently became a Socialist & Nationalist country & if so what former country did America fight against which was the same form of govermental party?
I don't think America has become Socialist and Nationalist.
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Does anyone else think it is ridiculus that 14 year olds are asking if it's "ok to be a virgin"?
yes.
Although I was not at 14 either.
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Should children be imprisoned?
YES
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Is the main purpose of a gun, to cause the death or threatened death of another person? If so, how do we justify their easy access?
1. Hunting
2. Self Defense.
3. It could be a unique historical artifact (What I would do for a Webley .455)
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What is something you should not say when buying a gun?
I hope I can hit the President from 500 yards with this thing...
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Well I guess I'm going to go ahead and sell my body. What are some good ideas on how to market myself?
Get Disney to make a show about you.
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Is your avatar an accurate presentation of what you look like?
Yeah, I really am a video game character and his plant-person friend created by the company Nintendo.
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What's the funniest oxymoron you can think of?
you said one yourself.
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Whats the stupidist conspiricy thoery you've ever heard?
That Roosevelt wanted Pearl Harbour to happen and Bush wanted 9/11 to happen. No matter what you say about elected politicians, to be honest I don't think they want their countrymen killed to achieve the goals.
On Pearl Harbour, there is another conspiracy theory I think is stupid, that the US Government knew it was going to happen so it sent the carriers on a training mission. That was...
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Is it possible for lesbian couples to just kiss all night long? Without sex? My girlfriend is coming back from another city tomorrow and she says she wants to try it. I'm wondering how likely is it that we can actually do it.
Yes, done it many a time.
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Where can I go to take a crash course on flying?
Japan or Afganistan.
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Have you ever been made a fool of by your s/o?
Yes. The result was me walking through town with a permanent-ink moustache.
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Have you ever killed your Sim for fun?
yes, I usually lock them in a room filled with fireworks...boom...
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If you caught bin larden would you claim the reward or deal with him yourself?
Reward. After annoying him a bit, of course.
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Did you have a manic monday?
I did actually. It was insane. Although everythings sorted out now.
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Whats a good way to beat off?
Use an band saw.
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Who is your favourite comedian?
Peter Kay.
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Please watch ALL of the attached video (when you have the time) and then answer this question: Are there REALLY men "out there" who are THAT DENSE?
I don't get it...
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What might look silly, if it was gold-plated?
McDonalds Happy Meal box
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Fill in the 2 word blanks: I want to _____ because you're_______ !
I want to lock you up because you're a maniac.
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If you were to DUPLICATE any event in history, what would it be?
VE-Day.
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What would make a really bad addition to the McDonald's menu? The Mc______?
McCyanide.
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I'm selling a new eco-friendly vibrator that runs on solar. Would you be interested in buying one?
bah, green is for pussies.
damn, worst pun ever.
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Is there some place In the world youd never want to travel too?
Liverpool.
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What should I do with this stack of Hannah Montana posters?
I love them. They are soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent.
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Is Obama the best president or what?
Hey thanks for the laugh!
wait...you are serious aren't you...who's using the family brain cell at the moment?
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Does it "bother" you that the plans to construct a "nuclear device," such as an atomic or hydrogen bomb are on the Internet, where anyone can download and read them?
No, as getting the material and also the equipment to make it isn't exactly easy, the only ones who can do it are governments and it is impossible for them to do so without the rest of the world knowing and doing something about it.
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How old were you on your last birthday?
15...my next one's in 3 days...woohoo
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What is the most embarrassing thing you ever did?
My GF told my entire English class I have a birthmark in a private place...then this guy asked her how shew knew and she told him. We where both 15 at the time.
The worst part was when the teacher joined in and handed out some leaflets for the local relationship clinic...I was wishing for death at that point.
I still love her though. I reminded her about it last night and she was almost in...
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Name something you associate with Cowboy Movies...?
The Colt Peacemaker.
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Are you happy with obama so far?On a scale from 1 to 10,what do you give him so far?
-10. I pity you Americans for having such a guy as a leader.
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You probably know at least one of these one-liners. Give us your favorite one.
Jesus saves, and _________________
so can you by visiting moneysupermarket.com!
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Is it OK to wear the same underwear two days in a row if they don't look too dirty?
NO! I change mine every day...
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Ladies: Tomboy or Girly Girl?
Tomboy.
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What product did you purchase in the 1990s that is still working well for you today?
Myself.
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The higher i am the smaller i am, the lower i am the larger i am. what am i?
a hole?
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What is the most addicting video game you have ever played?
Call of Duty World at War (Multiplayer of course)followed closely by The Elder Scrolls 4; Oblivion.
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What is the most embarrassing sin to say to a priest during Confession?
I kinda knocked the candle over and I think your habit is burning...
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I'm think'n about buy'n @ new game console, i already have da ds, psp, and wii, so which one should i buy now, da x-box360, or ps3?
PS3. No contest.
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What are some things you should not use in place of an umbrella?
a machete.
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You open your refrigerator and a demon head floating on fire says "ZOUL." What do you do now?
call the Ghostbusters, dammit!
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Beware of______________(Can you fill the blank with nonsense?)
Bob Marley's Hampster's fleas' parents' horses, those things are vicious!
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Name something positive about socialism.
equality.
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What's another name for a politician?
The glorious and wonderful leaders of our great nations who are completely honest and kind to everyone, always putting the needs of their countries before there own!
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Who is your favourite non American actress?
Miranda Richardson
"Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face."
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Considering the U.S. Government now has controlling interest in GM, most of our banks and is trying to own health care, how long do you think it will be before obama converts the country completely to socialism?
Hang on hang on, I would just like to know why you Americans are so against Nationalised Medicine? We have the NHS in Britain and everyone likes that!
I dislike Mr. Obama, but I don't understand why you can't accept whats good for you.
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What is your favorite kind of gun?
.303 BREN (Brno Enfield) Light Machine gun.
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Have the "kiss ins" gone too far?
What are they?
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Somebody tried to destroy the grave of the prophet mohammad (pbuh), he died at once, and his died body still till now , what you think
"and his died body still to now"
Who the hell are you? Shakespeare?
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I believe in...................?
cake
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Want a mafia name? Enter yours at this website: http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php Post it when finished.
Monkey Shines Melissa
Damn, that's just BS.
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Were you drunk or sober the first time you slept with your current partner?
Sober.
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Do you sometimes think Christianity is not real? Because Jesus came to show us the way to His Father. Instead people insist on worshipping Jesus, and no one knows the name of His Father. Christians are content to call His Father, GOD. That's not his name.
"He" is actually a "she" and her name is Rhiannon...so bow down before me, mortals!
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What does RPG (a rocket launcher ) stand for, what does HEAT (a missile ) stand for , and how many mm is the rocket on the RPG. Get it right= +2pts. Get it wrong= -1pts. I will comment if right or wrong.
Rocket Propelled Grenade and High Explosive Anti Tank. However there are many different types of RPG across the world so not one specific calibre.
The 20mm Fligerfaust of WW2 could be considered a type of RPG, or even the Nuclear-tipped Davy Crockett.
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Oh Romeo, Oh Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?
In the pub!
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What is with the new craze for celebrities and teenagers becoming bi/gay? Do you find it gives other bi/gay people a bad name?
"Do you find it gives other bi/gay people a bad name?"
This has to be the most absurd question I have ever seen on answerbag!
Nobody I know thinks of "Homosexuals" as a whole (Nobody even uses that word), people are individuals and everyone sees it that way!
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Why is the U.S. intent on spreading democracy throughout the world whether people want it or not?
Because in the end, these people will be glad they can choose who is in charge. They may not want it now, but give it a few decades.
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What is one thing a knife might be used for?
Cleaning the dirt from underneath your fingernails.
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Whats the best legend of zelda game in your opinion?
Well I haven't played Twilight Princess yet, so I will have to say Ocarina of Time. However, I love Wind Waker.
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Why is it that America and England always "fight" terrorist even though in reality there will be always around in one form of another?
erm, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are fighting terrorism too, not just England.
We can't just sit back and let them kill us, we need to take action against these bastards!
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1.4 million for the Michael Jackson funeral. What do you think of that?
BLOODY HELL!
just think what that money could have done if used properly?
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I've only actively been on Answerbag for two days and it is already taking over my life. Where is the nearest rehab facility I can visit to nip this addiction in the butt?
I am afraid there is nobody can help you. Hey, you might as well enjoy it.
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What makes humans better than animals?(And don't say we where made in Gods image because i don't believe in any god.)
we where created in God's image...hehe
Sorry, I had to.
It's because we are cleverer than they are. Plain and simple.
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IMVU cheats well i need to know cuse i have no credits and i am up set HELP me please and well i hate pll trying to give FAKE ones
Sorry mate but for applications like that there is no cheats, and if you do try to cheat (It's called hacking and is actually illegal) you end up getting banned.
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I just want to______ you. Will you fill the blank?
eat
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Are all generalizations false?
disagree. All living humans have a brain. That is a true generalisation.
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What do you think of President Obama promoting high speed rail in the US? Will it ever happen?
We have high speed rail in Britain and it's great-on the old trains it took about 6 hours to get to London from where I live, now it takes less than 4.
Of course, it was all a private venture by Richard Branson and his enterprises, but still, a great idea.
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I like Virgin rail. The food is good too.
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I had some photos of old girlfriends on my computer. they have been there forever, my live in girlfriend came across the old photos and freaked and said i needed to delete all of them. should a person delete old photos?
Why don't you just move the files into an obscure folder (A system or program folder should do) where she wont look? remember to rename them though so a search wont find any results.
Or change them to "hidden" files. Right click-properties-attributes. Check the "hidden" box.
Then you can only see them if you check "view hidden files". Problem is I am using...
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What would you call a half bigfoot half werewolf thing?
Bigwolf or werefoot.
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What's the population in your city or town,mine is 8 million..
3000 last time I checked.
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I need cheats for need for speed undercover on ps2.
Do you? Well, that is interesting.
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Why do you think people have so much hatred towards people with GLBT preferences? They are people like the rest of us.
How dare you be so insulting! I am never to be compared with you, mortals!
.
.
Humans, bah, they need to know their place.
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Christian/Catholic door knockers come around about every 2 months. I say "Not today thank you" or "We are not religious - Sorry" but they keep coming! They try to give me flyers on God. How to keep them away? A sign saying: "Atheist Household - Beware!"?
answer the door while naked?
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I was at a woman's bar with some of my girls and I'm straight! Anyway, my friend told me a women who had short hair, was looking up and down at me and smiled. What does this mean? What does this body language of hers indicate how she feels about my looks?
Well she either likes you or you spilled something down your front.
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Just who is in charge of this planet anyway?
Me.
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What is one thing, your Mom does not want to see you doing?
masturbating
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Do you think we can distract the Taliban by throwing out free Playboy magazines?
No, load up a squadron of B-52s with a few tons of bacon and drop it on them.
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Let's say you see a gay couple in public, and someone is either giving them dirty looks, or giving them a hard time i.e. calling them names, or acting gay themselves to taunt them. What do you do?
Pretend to be an MI5 agent and they are suspected terrorists...that might get me in trouble though, I don't look like an MI5 agent.
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Who did hitler get married to
Eva Braun, or as she liked to be called after the marriage and in the last few hours of her life; "Frau Hitler".
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So whos going to see the Bruno movie this week, also your thoughts of it, and how good do you think it'll be?
I think it looks BS. I hope it fails miserably, the company goes into debt, and all the actors and production staff have to live a life of poverty from then on.
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Have you seen Band of Brothers? What did you think of it?
I have seen most of the episodes. Best WW2 production ever. Beats SPR by a long shot.
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June was a month from hell. A storm damaged our home and business, an allergic reaction landed me in hospital for 2 days, I just got off 17 days in a row at work. I need to see some good. Can you tell me something good that happened to you in June 2009?
I got a good laugh at Labour and Gordon Brown loosing all his friends in the government. That was good.
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My very good friend Sosueme is on a plane right now...hopefully the right one!!!...who wants to send him good wishes that he can read later and enjoy?
I hope he doesn't have Pilots like this;
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The President says "close Guantanamo" you say?
Lets all go on holiday to Cuba!
Besides, you can't close Guantanamo, it's an important naval base.
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The Universe: Result of a Chance Accident or the Result of an Intelligent Creator?
both. The creator created the accident. On purpose.
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I say "Ice Age 3" you say?
Granny Smith apples.
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Why is it that when a Christian holds to their beliefs they are called intolerant?(abortion, gay marriage and the like)..
But yet, many people are intolerant to people belonging to a religion too...everyone is a hypocrite in that respect.
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I think I'm going to stay in my pajamas and do nothing but AB all day. How do you feel about that?
been there done that, doing it today actually.
In between massacring Zombies in Left 4 Dead, I have been on AB. Thats it. Zombies and Answerbag. Great combo.
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Heres something new.Feel like a chat ?any subject you like,then lets go...
How's your roof?
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Is there something you will never understand about politicians?
Do they get a kick about not answering questions?
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If you are not an atheist you will burn in atheist hell fire! How does this ignorant comment make you feel?
Hellfires are great.
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What would you do,if your BFF was going out with a SOB and forgot her IUD?
TBH I would GTH, OMG LOL WTF! ROFLMFAO!
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Are all answers with swearing in them automatically removed, these days?
I hope not. I swear all the time. I fecking enjoy it too.
(Noticing the posts above me...i resisted..)
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Simon Cowell,Cool or Uncool?
is dickhead one of the available choices?
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Name a Queen?
Elizabeth I
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Things You Shouldn't Eat With Chocolate...?
fish.
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If science could prove absolutely 100% that God did not exist, would you still believe if you believe now?
It's called believe for a reason. Even if God does not exist, and it was proven, I, and many others, would still BELIEVE.
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So I herd u leik mudkipz?
The accompanying video...
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What is the worst thing to do when you are trying to make new friends?
Tell them you want to try out your sexual fantasies on them.
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What is something you probably should not say to someone who has a gun pointed at you?
ah-ha! That's a Webley Mk V .38 1915 Issue British Army service revolver!
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What is tungsten used for?
Tungsten-cored tank rounds. I think they are still in use.
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Ever seen a Chris Crocker video on youtube?? (: Which videos have you seen & what are your thoughts on those videos?
Yeah. I think he's an idiot...not funny at all :p
Watch something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKLo_iJVpWs
watch nothing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDzti4DFaQI
watch everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PTV3YRkOGI
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Why does it seem that women turn lesbian so easily? You always hear of a women geting out of a bad relationship and "going" lesbian? How is that possible?
Anything is possible where D&B is involved...mmm...yummy...
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What "ship" will never sink?
HMS Victory? She's permanently in dry-dock.
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Who is the world's best hide and seek champion?
Bin Laden by far.
If he retired as a terrorist he could make millions...
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What does NOT taste good wrapped in bacon?
a human corpse.
...great, just as I'm eating my fish and chips...I hate you sometimes Rhian...
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I've been dating this guy off and on for almost 6 yrs, he wont commit... I tell him to stay away but every couple of months he contacts me, or trys to come over... Why do they do this?
Just get a family member to beat him up.
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I say hi, you say_________?
feck orf!
Father Ted anyone?
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I am a genie. Tell me three wishes and I will grant them. However, you must use two of your wishes on someone else. What are they?
1. I wish for everyone else to give me their wishes
2. I wish for everyone else to give me at least £10
3. I wish I could have a pear.
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I am going to find it extremely embarrassing to_________?
kill you in front of all these people.
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What do you tell a young girl who thinks she may be a lesbian?
er, nothing really...why, is there something I SHOULD say?
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Do you have PRIDE?
No, I don't have a pride as I am not a lion.
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Can you name a movie where the bad guys won?
A Bridge too far...the Nazis win.
Well it is a depiction of an Allied defeat so it actually happened.
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Do you ever drink to forget? Has it ever worked for you?
I don't know, I forgot.
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Who else is bored, besides me??? Random stupid question, but...
yeah, I'm bored stiff.
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Do you like, love, or hate Mr. Bean?
love.
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Please tell me this is a joke. Restore my belief in the human race, I beg you. I have heard this was circulated by a close supporter of a Georgia politician. Please for my own mental well-being tell me this is a hoax.
what the hell you talking about, thats the truth!
:p
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Fill in the blanks:
Can you please stop _____ my _____?
Can you please stop eating my teleportation device?
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Your car won't start, what's the first thing you do?
stick of TNT and a match.
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What does this song say about where i live? (may contain swearing)
On another note, what does this say about where I live?
I think we are a county of clowns.
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In England they are suggesting that people littering from their car should be given points on their license, whats your opinion on this?
For once, a good idea has arisen from the brass-hats in the country.
If you can believe it...
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Can you tell me one of the lies you told your parents as a teen?
The usual, faked being ill so I didn't have to go to school.
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Can the power of the people brings democracy to countries like Burma and Iran?
yeah, the same we we brought democracy to Iraq.
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...do you live near water?...
yeah, there's a toilet just across the hall.
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With America almost totally dependent on foreign oil and lack of it would cripple the country, would a war over oil be justified?
One word.....
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YES
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Are you Straight / Gay / Bi / Other?
lesbian
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Does anyone want Gordon Brown to stay as Prime Minister for the full term?
if he does, then the people get to vote on who becomes the next PM.
If he doesn't, then he would have been put in power and taken out of power without an election.
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Why is Guantanamo Bay still open?
Because it is still a popular holiday destination. Closing it would make him a spoil-sport.
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What did you loose in my backseat baby?
A fiver...I dropped it, I think it's behind the seat.
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Are you now regretting that you did not watch MJs funeral today?
no, in fact I am glad I didn't watch it.
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Did you cry today for MJ?
NO.
Someone else has already said this, but did you cry for your countries servicemen how died this week in the line of duty?
THEY should be remembered as they died in the service of their country.
We can live without music, but we can't live if we are being blown to bits by terrorist bombs.
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Are you offended by the Grand Theft Auto series?
No, they are amazing. I love them. GTA4 FTW
I once drove all around the city in a garbage lorry with what seemed like the entire police force chasing me...so fun...
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What can a lazer beam be used for?
Laser rangefinding for tanks.
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Where can I find a list of music that were popular around 2001? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time nice people answer mean people do not answer got it look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
Do you like spam?
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Complete this: Don't even dare to touch my ________ !
Enclosed instruction book.
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I see dead people, what should I do?
Well, since you are alive and seeing dead people, maybe if you kill yourself you would see alive people.
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Where can I find a list of music that were popular around 2001? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time excuse me that is very rude of you not being nice so time out got it look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question
Well you might find nobody on AB is nice.
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Were you touched by the speach that Michael Jacksons daughter, Paris, 11 made? It was very moving.
Well if she made it 11 times hats off to her.
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I promise I will ______________. (Please fill in the blank to sate your own foolishness.)
Not invade small countries that say they are neutral...but it's so fun...
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If you could program your doorbell, what would it say?
I'm sorry, your call cannot be taken at the moment, so please leave your message after the tone. BEEP.
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Is it law yet that every American is required to carry health insurance or face a $1000.00 dollar penalty?
Be patient...soon you will have men in greatcoats with Lugers in their belts asking for your papers...
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Pederasty among heterosexual females and males who are not born physically disabiled seems to be more common then it use to be why is pederasly only common among heterosexual females and males who are not born physically disabiled?
In English please?
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I am a lesbian do you still like me?
No I HATE you!
Just kidding...but there might be something that could make me hate you...you could be a serial killer as far as I know.
You could be a reincarnation of Genghis Kahn.
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Or Charles DeGaulle.
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Do you think that comedians will stop making jokes about Michael Jackson now that he is deceased?
Now he's dead it makes them twice as funny, so no. Riskiness FTW.
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Do you feel it's right or wrong for one to change their original sex?
Is this appropiate?
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Are you planning on attending the Michael Jackson carnival on Tuesday?
Is it celebrating the fact he has gone?
If it is well...maybe I should keep my opinions to myself...hey it's not my fault i would rather hear about important news stories than a man made a mould...
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Why is it called 'sleeping together' when that is the last thing people are doing?
I ALWAYS refrian from saying that when talking about sex, sleeping togther is, erm, being asleep while together...
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Are you watching Michael Jackson's memorial right now?
Nope. Never liked him, don't care to much about him passing.
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Which branch of the military has the best looking uniform?
The RAF.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/RAF_Flight_Sgt.jpg
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What do you think about kids being sold for use as suicide bombers?
Pakistan. US Army. Put the two together and you have the answer.
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If you could inhabit the world of any video or computer game, which one would you choose?
Battlestations Pacific in one of my special TBM Avengers with the Tiny Tim rockets that can sink a heavy cruiser in 3 hits...
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Or in Oblivion as the new character I recently created. In three days I did all the fighters and mages guild quests and also all the Dark Brotherhood quests. Of course, with the bow I got when clearing out the Cheydenhall sanctuary that does 9 base then 10 fire...
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What is a "nightcap"? Is it a sexual thing?
Usually it is a shot of an alcoholic drink.
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Got a Minute?
no, I only have 59.999999999 seconds.
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How often when you have been out, have you thought of a great question for answerbag, then when you have got home totally forgotton what it was?
Yes. Many a time.
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Would you rather be a movie critic or food critic?
Movie critic.
The only way I can identify food is "That potato tastes of potatoes". Hardly enough knowlage for a food critic...
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Most of the real scientists, even those who first got on board with "global warming" now say it is bunk. Why is policy being made with this junk science as a foundation? What happened to sense, common or otherwise?
There will always be left wing idiots looking for ways to attack capitalism. Thats why.
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Whats the most disgusting thing youve ever seen? (Ill stick this in adult since I know what you lot are like)
Lemon Party.
The first 2 seconds left me scarred for life.
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What makes you hyper? happy? sad?
coca cola
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Do you believe Michael Jackson will live on forever?
No, as far as I know he actually kicked the bucket a few days ago.
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Do you think animal testing is wrong? I think its a terrible idea, they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I don't think it is wrong, since animals are a bit more expendable than humans when it comes to experiments.
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What is a good solution for nuclear waste?
Drop it on Iran?
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How has war effected you?
I would be speaking German right now if we let the Nazis rampage across Europe without fighting back.
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How old were you when you kissed for the first time?
14
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When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, God granted her one wish. She asked for all the worlds children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson. Does that offend you as much as it did me?
Nope. I have heard loads of risky Michael Jackson jokes today.
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Im about again only sometimes lol, anybody on here that remembers the delboy haha?
Oh it's you!
Err, who are you again...I do remember, just making sure you know who you are.
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Can you draw a cool picture w/ your keyboard keys. If so show me
0===]=======>
A sword.
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Is there a website you think should be banned?
Stormfront, if it isn't already.
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What famous actor or actress does your S/O resemble? Be nice.
Not an actress, but the presenter Fearne Cotton.
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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)
The Great Sausage (The Great Escape)
A Sausage too far (A Bridge too far)
The Longest Sausage (The Longest day)
Sausage at the gates (Enemy at the gates)
Saving Private Sausage (Work it out yerself)
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What story are you going to read to me?
How about the story of Tiger 131?
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I'm getting sick of eating Cheerios. What would be a good cereal alternative for me?
shreddies. They're knitted by nannas!
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Is there anyone in your life whom you can refer as a "Tiger"?
I have "met" Tiger 131 at Bovington...I must say she's beautiful, the fearsome 88mm teeth and that think skin. And she was killed by a lucky shot in her weak spot.
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A 25 year old dates a 16 year old. He is financially stable, gives the kid money all the time for anything she wants, and get's along with the parents (they like him for the money). Is this ok? Or am I the only one who sees something weird here?
I don't think it's bad if all parties agree with it.
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How is your concentration? Take this quick 2 minute test.
I got 9.
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Where do all your socks disappear to? It doesn't matter how many pairs I buy, a few weeks later half of them vanish. Alien abduction, Bermuda Triangle, Big Foot... I wonder?
I couldn't help thinking of this when I saw your question.
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How do you know when you have outstayed your welcome?
When you get told to fuck off.
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I got a text message from some email address I've never seen and it read "Homeland Safety intl stock skyrocketing, ticker HSFI win-win situation" then two words, maybe clues, "whiteface turquoise" Any idea who it's from and what it means?
Erm, I think the CIA sent a coded message to you by mistake.
Either that or Spam. I will bank on the latter.
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How did it feel the first time you did anything sexual with someone of the same sex, good, bad, nervous as hell, terrifying, so awkward you wish i didnt ask you this question?
What the fuck is going on?
That is what I was thinking.
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Name your favorite politican.
Winston Churchill and Margret Thatcher.
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Christians, is it hard for you to go around believing so many people around you will go to hell?
No, 'cos I don't believe that everyone goes to hell. Hell is for people like Hitler or Stalin.
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In a tightly-packed elevator, have you been tempted to say, "DON'T ANYONE MOVE! I DROPPED MY PET SNAKE!" so the other passengers would give you some more "breathing room?" (It REALLY works!)
Look at the video!
No, but I want to should out "I Have Swine Flu!" Just as the doors close.
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My wife is addicted to The Sims. How do I get her to stop playing?
Currupt the files. It easy, go into files and delete something.
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Do you know what it means when on coming traffic is flashing their lights at you?
There is a giant Lizard ravaging the city up ahead, and they are fleeing from it.
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……………Tunnel? (plse fill blank)
Channel
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What are some tasteful movies about lesbians and lesbian relationships?
Aimee and Jaguar. I love that film. About two Lesbians in wartime Berlin and ones a Jew.
Really, I wont reveal more but it is based on a true story anyway.
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Dogs vs. Cats [ when you see that whats the first thing that pops into your mind?]
The movie. I didn't like it.
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I asked someone recently how B.Obama is perceived in other countries. The answer was, 'pure'. That's how I would describe the dalai lama not B.Obama. Would you destribe Obama a 'pure' and if yes, why?
people like him because they hated the last President so much. Most will deny it, though.
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Are people born gay?
It's learned. You have to go through a 3 week course and then there is an exam at the end.
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Even if you don't like the man...What is one positive change you have seen since Obama has taken office?
Have I got News for you has a funny clip of a cartoon Obama spinning a basketball on his finger then throwing it into a net on the into credits.
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What is the worlds most dangerous country?
North Korea.
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If a deaf person came to u how will you describe unconscious
I would show him/her a dictionary.
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My Girlfriend is Cheating on me. She said last night she wasn't, but I heard her talking to the guy twice on the phone and she said she wasn't, but she was in the kitchen talking. She said she hasn't seen the guy since work, but I found a picture...
I have pictures of people and have talked to people on the phone, that does not count as cheating...
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WHAT IS PROTEIN IN URINE
Protien, but in your piss. Easy.
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Why do religious conservatives still generally believe that homosexuality is a changeable, chosen, addictive, abnormal and unnatural "lifestyle" behavior despite all the considerable evidence to the contrary?
Because thats what they believe. You believe the opposite of that, and you would want to be allowed to keep the right to believe that wouldn't you?
Even though you might hate what these people say, taking away their right to say it is just immorral.
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So you're a pirate. Eye patch over which eye would you prefer?
left, my right eye is stronger.
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What is the most powerfull alcoholic drink there is . ? ( legal an illegal).
ethanol.
They use it (or used to use it) for rocket fuel I think...
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What are women like where you're from?
female? I don't know, I can't land any amount of people into one group.
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Tell me a story
Once upon a time there was a girl called Goldilocks. She broke into a house and stole some food. She then fell asleep in the poor people's beds, the drunken slag. The owners of the house, Mr. J. Bear and his family came back and chaced Goldilocks out the house where she was shot by Police after a shootout.
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It is 72 degrees right now here in Montana. Is that too hot for you?
Christ! And I thought 20 was too hot...mind, this is bleak North West England...moors, more moors and sheep. Lots of sheep.
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Who made the most sacrifices in Iraq and Afganistan since 2001 & 2003?
The Taliban and Al-Quieda, they are loosing! Evil bastards, I hope they rot in the middle of the desert while vultures peck their eyes out, terrorist scum.
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Was that you I saw in the restaurant today eating the dessert called "Death By Chocolate?"
Yes! I am talking to you via a medium by the way.
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What good has been achieved in Iraq since 2003?
We got rid of Saddam Hussein. Evil bastard got what he deserved.
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How "moody" are you? Do you refrain from participating in things even though you know your participation would be helpful/meaningful/useful to others just because you're not in the "mood"?
yep that's me. Sometimes I get really pissed off about nothing. And it's difficult to shake me out of it.
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When he came in he said "hi" and when he left he said "bye". Does that mean he likes me?
Yeah, i think you need to buy a bigger bed ASAP!
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Are you threatening me? (humorous answers please)
no, this is my normal expression.
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How did your first same-sex experience happen? How far did you go? Were either of you openly gay/bi yet?
With my current GF, we where dating for about 3 months then we kissed.
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What happens next?
The ball goes through a hole in the net!
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Are you LIBERAL or CONSERVATIVE?? liberal = open minded, tolerant and believe in liberty and freedom for everyone and love change OR conservative = traditional, close-minded, intolerant and ignorant and opposing change because your scared and uneducated.
Conservative, but if you description is fact i would be a liberal. I am not close minded, intolerant and ignorant and I am not scared of change nor am I uneducated.
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Do you as a gay ,les, bisex ,or transgender feel that because you are what you are that theres an obbligation or stereotype that you have to live up to?
Certainly not. The moment you fill me in as a sterytope is the moment a large bruise will appear under your eye.
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A big Thank-You to ...................for .................................
Gordon Brown for bringing Britain into a new golden age!
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Yes, it was sarcastic...
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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed?
what are sexual offenses? 'cos I just came out of prison 'cos I was arrested for doing them.
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What is something you probably should not say to someone who has a gun pointed at you?
Your fly is down...
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Have you been in a long term gay or lesbian relationship? If so what major challenges did you face?
Yes, I am now...the hardest challenge I have ever faced was getting that quid from behind the setee...i.e. None!
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He's the boss ~ why does he have to go?
Well Sir Alan Sugar (The "boss" on The Apprentice) will have to give up his job since he has taken up a position in the government, and you cant work for the BBC and the Government at the same time.
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What was the last compliment you received? Who was it from?
A nice one from my GF but unfortunatly it can't be repeated for legal reasons.
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Has political correctness gone too far?
yes. A few years ago workers in Government buildings where told not to put Christmas Decorations up because it offends non-Christians apparently. That is going way too far.
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All time favourite movie song?
A Bridge too far.
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You do you fancy right now?
My GF.
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Redneck word of the day: Obama - I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama-self. Is that not funnier then a rubber crutch?
<groan>
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Why was St. Peter crucified upside down?
The Romans where feeling rather sadistic that day I recon.
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I'm a lesbian and my friend supposedly straight we sharing the same bed for the first time. I am attracted to her, and she knows that, she sometimes will flirt with me, how will I know if she wants to be more than a friend.
I was kinda almost sorta the same way. Except it was the other way round-she didn't know wether I was a lesbian or not. We've been together about 2 and a half years, so if it has come to the point where what you have said is happening chances are she does like you.
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Silly sayings....... i'm so hungry i could eat a buttered monkey...... what are yours?
Don't look at me in that tone of voice it smells a funny colour!
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Let's come up with a drinking "toast"! I will start: "Here, I drink in my drunken stupor, my ____ are bare and so is my _____. (fill in the blank, and start the next line of the toast.) LOL
feet are bare and so is my shack.
So down with the bourgeoisie!
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Was your high school named after anyone?
Yeah, the guy who founded it named it after himself.
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The US Navy has just commissioned a new navel ship. It's the USS Barack Obama. Check it out and tell me, are we still the most powerful navy in the free world? Photo attached.
Oh yes, a thing like that could take on every navy in the world put together...the USN might as well decommission all it's Nuclear Aircraft Carriers now, they have certainly become obsolete!
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Where can i get license to kill?
Well, I have a contact in the Pentagon willing to help you so, however his demands can be rather...embarrasing for his clients so i would reccomend against it.
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I just updated my profile, you should go take a look. ................................................................................................................................HEY! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT!?
uh, nothing mister I swear! Please dont beat me!
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Can you name something you see as beautiful that others may see as ugly?
The HMS Courageous-class aircraft carriers.
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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole?
To bury some treasure argh.
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Does anyone really give a damn about this shooting at the Holocaust Museum the media keeps cuckooing about?
yes. Are you saying we should not care that someone got murdered?
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Why are so many Americans obessed with homosexuality? From my experience in countries like England, France, Germany and the Netherlands people do not talk about it much and are more layed back about it. What makes it an important issue for America?
Think about it. Most of the early people in America where the religious outcasts from Europe. Most countries in Europe are (or where) either Catholic or mild Protestants. It's the Puritans that nobody liked in Europe (In Britain, Oliver Cromwell banned Christmas!). When the monarchy was restored in Britain there was pretty much nowhere for the Puritans to feel welcomes so they just left...
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I'm going to the dodger game tonight with my girlfriend (we are both girls if it matters) and I wanna make do something romantic... anyone have some advice? Don't have much time to spare, pick her up go to the game and then I take her back home. Plz help
Don't think I am qualified to answer this...since I know nothink! (Thanks Schultz) about baseball...I have to admit I thought you where talking about Jammie dodgers...
...you could bring some Jammie Dodgers though...maybe those heart shaped ones....f you have them in the states.
I could just eat a whole packet right now...
mmmmyumyumyum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammie_Dodgers
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Fellow Christians: What is your favorite worship song (name + lyrics)?
Jerusalem;
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark Satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold:
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What do you think 'maximum point blank range' means?
Point blank rage is how far a bullet travels before it starts to drop. So not very far. It is usually longer with larger caliber guns with a higher muzzle velocity-it will be a lot longer in a 120mm tank cannon than a .22 rifle.
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What the greatest motivating factor that gets you out of bed each morning?
If i didn't I would be in a lot of trouble.
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Does it drive you crazy when someone on AB uses very poor grammar such as the word stupidest?
no, at lest u actully spell rite nd r not using txt tlk m8.
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Do you think the word "god" should be capitalized? What about references to god, like "He"?
It's a proper noun I puess, so yes would be my answer.
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If a woman dresses in men's clothes would she be called a cross dresser? Was Annie Hall a cross dresser?
I don't think so. But I have seen a picture of Marlene Dietrich in a Tux, I think that is cross dressing.
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Do you think the government should train and use the PRISONERS as MILITARY men?
I have played Battlefield: Bad Company and It is a really bad idea-4 soldiers all convicted criminals invade a neutral country then steal a load of gold.
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If you are a bisexual male or a bisexual female or a gay male or a lesbian is there anything that heterosexual men and women do or say to you that annoys you the most?
There has only been 1 time when anything somone said annoyed me, and it resulted in me punching an Irish girl in the face.
The first few remarks she made I thought where in jest, but after she confronted my GF and accusing her of trying to touch her arse I just connected my right fist to her left cheekbone.
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Thankfully she (and her friends) where too stunned o do anything else, so we (My...
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President Obama thinks that the way to revive the economy is to restore confidence in it. Do you think this is true?
Yes. For once, I agree with the guy.
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Where can I find a list of music like we are in the year 1999?everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time shut the hellup dumbass now I'm gonna klll you right now got it look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
Hey, may I ask with what method you are going to terminate my existance?
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Where can I find a list of music for my favourite year in 1999 in Canada? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time shutup get a life and get a job idiots look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
Why dont you look it up yourself you lazy idiot, get a life and get a job!
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Why is it that I can never find a bra in my size? They are always to big for me.
make your own! Two hankerchieves and some string should do.
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Who is you favorite villain (it can be a villain
from any movie,book,comic book,tv show
ect....)
Gannondorf from the Legend of Zelda series.
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What is an example of a question that might have been asked in the 1950's if there was an answerbag at that time?
I have found out by BF is a Commie. I want to love him as I used to but it is really difficult. Any help?
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How to destroy a sweater?
Burn it.
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Flight or invisibility?
Invisibilty, only if my clothes turn invisible too.
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What's the best kind of gun for a girl to carry for protection?
Sell your car and buy a tank...
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Where's the worst place to call out, "Group hug!"?
When facing the firing squad.
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Who was your favorite character on Hogan's Heroes? Why did you like them?
Schultz definatly. He is is such a loveable character.
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I am a very gullible, person, what can you tell me that i won't believe?
I have six heads and twenty legs.
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Who would win in a fight between Answerbag & Yahoo Answers?
answerbaggers definitely.
+5
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Has anyone ever beat a lesbian in a game of pool?
Well loads of people have beaten me.
It's come to the stage where I no longer try anyway.
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What food do you think best represents your nationality?(i.e. pierogies if you're Polish)
Fish and chips and/or cheap curry.
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Ok..So I got caught playing with my poop the other day while on the train. Is that really all that bad?
When i saw this question in the listing I thought it was one of your jokes Payton...actually I am kinda wishing it was.
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Is Davy Jones in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, his goodness the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster? Well, He IS a pirate and he has Noodle like appendages. What do you think?
Three things.
1. They are snakes, not noodles
2. He is a fictional character
3. I will see spaghetti fly after I have seen pigs fly, thank you very much.
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I like to play a game when I watch the news. It's called "what if George Bush did that". So if a story about something that Obama did, would it be different if GW did the same thing. Do you ever play that?
Hey, this sounds fun!
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Obama went to the toilet today. What would have happened if it was Bush going to the toilet??
.
Obama inhaled some air today. What would have happened if Bush inhaled some air?
.
Wait, I am playing the game right? Am I?
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WHO comes to your mind, when I say "Sunglasses" or "Glasses"?
Douglas MacAurthur.
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Do you think this 'recession' is affecting your relationship with your s/o? If so, how?
No. Both of us just live of our parents anyway.
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Who else is sick of Big Brother?
I've never watched it, never will. I always steer clear of channel 4 anyway.
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Whats the first word that pops into your head that begins with "S"?
snake
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What is the name of a famous Captain? Captain_________. Fill in the blank.
Mainwaring
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_George_Mainwaring
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If you could be famous, what would you be famous for?
Cheif of the Defense staff.
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Are you satisfied with any organization that is government run?
Remember, It takes two to Quango.
You should watch Yes Minister. You should never blame politicians for their mistakes, blame the civil service. Another line from Yes Minister in Prime Minister Jim Hacker talking about the civil service;
"In big business if you screw up you get the boot, in the civil service if you screw up I get the boot!"
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Littering, long showers, not recycling... What's your biggest pet peeve about the way some people (mis)treat our planet?
People not picking up their dog's poo, then people like me step in it.
bastards.
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If yoou had a chance to sleep with any character from a book, movie, tv,etc. who would it be and why?
Hmmm difficult. probably Jennifer Mui from the Mercenaries series.
http://www.giantbomb.com/jennifer-mui/94-232/
"Bastards! They ruined my jacket!" -when getting hit by a bullet
"Beautiful female mercenary, inbound" -upon falling (i.e. the player pressing the button) out of a helicopter at 200 feet.
Fiona: "Just think of this as a glorified babysitting job"
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What do you think of this video? Atheists+Christians.
LOL That's freaking hilarious!
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Does it sadden you that humans have driven some species to extinction?
Nope. Tough luck for them that we are better than them.
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What's a must-see YouTube video? (post link)
A classic. Scrub Scrub Scrub by King Harkinian, King of Hyrule.
And also the Dutch version.
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What is the stupidest religion?
Pastafarianism. Duh.
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The legal solution to the Somalia pirates problem is to enforce Sharia law. Since the pirates have declared that they are thieves not terrorists or freedom fighters the proper responce would be to cut of one of their hands or shoot them. Yes or no?
OR we could just send a Task Force down there and send some Royal Marine Comandos to destroy their bases on land coupled with large airstrkes and a lot of UN Peacekeepers in Somalia while blowing them out of the water with our navies. THAT would be the proper response.
Sharia law should be banned, not enforced.
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Question about Hijab in Islam. I do not wear it but I do cover my body, pray, read Koran, Fast, and do a lot of good. My mom always tells me that God is never going to count any of that if i do not wear Hijab, is this true?
Of course it's not true, wear what you like it's your life you decide what happens in it.
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Why has no major Islamic Cleric catagorically condemned the suicide bombers/terrorists/hate mongerers??? Are you as fed up as I am hearing them go on and on about 'Islam is a religion of peace' without disowning the bombers etc....
Some have done in the UK.
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I have a roll of duct tape, a pair of handcuffs and some rubber gloves. Can you guess what I'm up to? (looking for funny answers)
Some DIY.
The handcuffs to attach things to your belt so you don't loose them, the Rubber gloves so you dont get your hands dirty and the duct tape to fix someholes in some pipes.
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If McDonald's were invented in the old communist USSR, what might it be called? What would their motto be?
In Soviet Russia, Big Mac eats YOU!
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MarxDonalds? With the Big Marx?
Motto?
Instead of I'm lovin' it something like You WILL be lovin' it!
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Who agrees with Jeremy Clarkson's description of Gordon Brown as a 'one-eyed Scottish idiot'?
He actually called him a "One eyed Scottish bastard" If I remember correctly.
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If you went back in time to WW2 who would you be? (u.s soldier, german soldier, Jew, ect)
A fighter Pilot in the RAF...in a Typhoon Fighter bomber pulverising the Germans in Normandy.
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I _____. Using only one word, Can you fill in the blank? (Mine: I Laugh)
eat
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Can I put cheese and tator tots in my hair to make spaghetti grow out?
no no no no! You need urine-flavoured Ice Cream for that.
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Please describe a scene at the Airport...?
If the teaser trailor for Call of Duty; Modern Warfare 2 from a while back is what I think, several Ultranationalist Rebels from Russia go on a shooting spree...
...I really can't wait for that game.
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When a white man and a black woman has a baby, is the baby considered black or white?
uh, would saying "grey" be racist?
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Do you like to watch documentaries? Which kind are your favorites? (I like ones about animals)
Yes. The old ones are the best, not the current History Channel crap. The world at War was (still is) and excellent series.
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How rude are you?
Hey, I am not bloody rude, thank you very much you fucking douchebag.
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Do you believe your friends at school can actually be psychic vampires sucking the life out of you while your asleep?
erm....no not really...*cough*what are you on*cough*
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I just got the creepiest email from some woman, who saw my profile here. Don't you love strange, obsessive people emailing you?
Not really, why I don't show my email adress. I only send it to people I actualyl want something off.
But what do I matter. I am listening to the Lazytown "You are a pirate" song but the words replaced with PINGAS.
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By the way, what did the email say?
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Whats your next favorite website after AB?
Hard question. Probably either i-am-bored.com or lonesentry.com
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Why are so many Americans obessed with homosexuality? From my experience in countries like England, France, Germany and the Netherlands people do not talk about it much and are more layed back about it. What makes it an important issue for America?
Well the majority of Americans are descended from European outcasts. Go figure.
Damn the Amish started out in my area, now they are the yank's problem. :p
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North Korea is pretty much telling the Obama Administration how things are going to work now. Do you think that this president will ever grow a backbone?
Nope. Plain and straight I think he is a coward, he would have probably joined the League of nations back in 1919.
If there was another Pealr Harbour, he would cave in to the aggressor and not fight.
hey, are you yanks going to get your act together and get rid of the arsehole (No stars there peeps)?
In fact, why dont you Obama supporters get your bloody act together and realise what you...
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If pros and cons are opposite, is progress the opposite of congress?
regress I think.
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What is the funniest video online? I want to make someone's day. And it can be naughtily funny too. Links are okay. Thanks : )
Remix of the annoying insurence company adverts we get in the UK, the National Accident Helpline adverts!
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What is your favourite Zombie movie?
Shaun of the Dead.
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Would you ever marry outside of your race?
I have reason to believe my GF is't human so I would say yes.
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Big Bird suddenly appears in your bedroom closet. You_______________
tell him to wait five years, get a license and buy a shotgun and order him out.
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DO WOMEN BECOME AROUSED OR ENJOY WATCHING MEN FIGHT? i am not judging anyone here so please ladies, be honest. I am trying to gather info for a study
Nah, not aroused anyway. Fight scenes are essential for the movie, though.
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What is your favorite movie? Why does it inspire you? Has it changed your life?
I have two: Aimee & Jaguar and A Bridge too far.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind upon hearing the word "blackout"
Dad's Army.
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How many allies did the US have in the Vietnam War?
8
South Vietnam
South Korea
Australia
Philippines
New Zealand
Khmer Republic
Thailand
Kingdom of Laos
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If you felt something creeping into your mouth, whilst you are sleeping....X?
probably jump out of bed and break the sound barrier doing so then scream so loud that it could be heard in Vladivostok.
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Since its bank holiday, who has threw the towel at the cooker and opted for a takeaway...?
Well we had a BBQ tonight...finally we have some good weather!
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What should you do if you can't stand the heat?
file a lawsuit against the oven manufacturers.
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What is your favorite pass time website?
i-am-bored.com
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What the fuk does wtf stand for
when to fly. it is a common question pondered by pilots.
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What are you close to?
Preston.
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Can you please use the word "technique" in a sentence?
No, I cannot use the word technique in a sentence; it is an absurdity to even mention it.
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Where can I find a list of music from my favourite year in 1995? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time lazyballs look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
Openly insulting people = the wrong way to go on this site.
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Do you ever use that wheel-button in the middle of your mouse?
Yes. Alot.
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If you had a yard sale and had a gun for sale, would you sell it to some one that had the stereotypical 'gansta' look?
No, he would most likely be an undercover policeman and arrest me for trying to sell the thing without all the 2 tons of paperwork.
Firearms laws are very stringy in the UK.
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...How would you fill in the blank? If you do that again, I will ____________!
personally fill in transfer to a transport squadron!
(The ultimate humiliation for fighter pilots)
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Which will win the war between humanity and nature?
Go humanity!
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Name an indian tribe?
Been playing Empire: Total war and the Hurons gave me a load of grief while paying as the British.
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Would you agree that people with the letter "H" in their name tend to have great hope?
Yep. And I do have a H in my name. And it's true for me.
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Except my gf has great hope and no H in her name so I think it does not apply to everyone.
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Can we have a secret handshake?
Yep. In fact it's so secret even I dont know it.
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Did you know we have worms living inside our body?
I do now...ugh
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Do you think it's a little extreme for a school to have a student arrested (handcuffs, frisking and an hour in a jail cell) and give him/her a 10 day suspension for drawing on the bathroom wall?
Yes. If anything the school should be punished!
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If two lesbians marry, who gets to keep the last name?
They should decide beforehand.
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I think I'll have my __________pierced.
bed
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Of all our emotions, which do you think is the LEAST useful?
Hate and sadness.
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First kiss: Tongue or no Tongue?
Mine was no tongue, but then again we where more nervous than a cow in a butcher's shop.
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Are you good at doing impressions?
I can do Marlene Dietrich very well. It would probably be better if I started smoking, though.
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Alcohol is the answer. What was the question?
What does the French word "Alcool" translate into?
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"Professor Plum, in the Library, with the Rope" - Following this method, can you come up with a funny or interesting crime scene?
Dr. Rabbit, in Africa, with some toothpaste.
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DO people that ask stupid questions on here have TOO much time on their hands?
No way, the stupid questions are what are stopping me from leaving...since I cant think of any funny ones myself.
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When i say 'calculate', whats the first thing that comes to mind?
Trigonometry.
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If you were to be in a gay or lesbian relationship, are you the feminine or masculine one? (Can be for anyone, just food for thought.)
mehh...difficult.
I think I am slightly more masculine...
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Why can't gay just be happy with a Civil Union? Why do they insist on it being a marriage?
Actually I think Civil Union sounds better-sounds more efficient, orderly and, umm, German-like.
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So I got 2 cheerio sample boxes through my letterbox the other day, I immediately threw them in the bin. So why are people so trusting when they get something for free? Them boxes could of been poisoned or had anthrax or had explosives inside.
If they have explosives in then putting them in the bin is not a good idea...lol.
MAYBE if you think they are bad (bomb, poisoned) etc, just send them back. Then they get blown up. lol.
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Have you ever wondered what the fastest ways to kill yourself are?
.50 Desert Eagle to the brain.
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What a pilot should not say when addressing the passengers shortly after take-off?
"...and tommorrow, people, I take my flying test!"
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Who does the most talking in your relationship?
Unless I am hyper she does.
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What kind of weapons have you used in your life?
a Shotgun and bows and arrows a couple of times. And I have used knives before...all knives can be used as weapons. That bread had it coming...
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How many negatives can you give this question?
Only -5!
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When did you stop beating your S/O?
lmfao
When she started fighting back...she's ex-SAS you know...
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What is your zombie survival equipment list?
A cricket bat.
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Should you ever sleep with anyone crazier then yourself?
yes. Very yes.
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Do you think Claus Von Stauffenberg got a free pass to Heaven for at least attempting to kill Hitler?
No, he was still a Nazi.
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Do you use the word 'gay' in a derogatory manner? Do you get annoyed with people who do?
I do use the word Gay in a derogatory manner, I am a lesbian and am not offended by it.
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Are you male, female, or both?
Last time I checked I was female.
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Here's the joke: A pig, donkey and rooster walk into a bar. What's the punchline?
Mah boi!
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What should I name my rival on Pokemon Pearl? (I just bought it ;D!)
Name him after an (in)famous child molester.
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If your country declared war, would you enlist or wait to be drafted?
Depends on the background to the war. If we or one of our allies was openly attacked I would join up.
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I just got Call of Duty 5 for Xbox 360. Whats the highest level you've got to on Nazi Zombies? Is it true that the radio can play music if you shoot it?
27 on the map I downloaded called P.O.W. day. On PC. With only one other person, thats right 2 people and level 27.
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When I say a true leader, who comes to mind?
Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein, KG, GCB, DSO, PC
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Whats the sexiest (Non Nude) picture that you have?
It's not of me I will tell you that...
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How long can you go without eating?
A day. And thats pushing it.
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Why am I the only sane person on AB?
sigh, does anyone have the number for the mental hospital?
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If there is something you wish your significant other could just understand... what would it be?
That messing around on COD is damn annoying-by that i mean sticking a bayonet up my arse when I AM ON THE SAME TEAM!
Whenever we are on the same team she teamkills me. First few times it is funny but now I refuse to play with her.
On one game we where winning then she ordered her 24 pounder cannons to fire shrapnel shot on my own lines. So in retaliation i charged my cavalry at her cannons...
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What did you do this past hour? list everything
Did an exam. Thats it. :(
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Are you sexy, baby?
well of course...
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I'm in your ____ ____ing your ____
base, killing your d00ds.
Yeah, I'm a nerd...
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What will it take to win your smile...? lol
forward rolling across the Sahara will do it.
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My computer has the swine flu virus. What should I do?
Whatever you do, don't have sex with it.
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I'm a woman and I hate shopping! Anyone else?
I hate it too...though if by some chance I do go shopping I spend hours browsing computer games...then I (de)volved to use amazon.co.uk then even further to use Steam. Now instead of a few days I wait a few hours for a download.
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How many liberal's does it take to destroy the country?
One. If he is President...
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Can common sense ever be realized by the common American liberal?
No. Liberals, take away the I, B, R, A, L and S and add two Os, an N and a Y rearrange it and you get looney.
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Yeah, that was crap, I know.
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Is the town you live in famous for something?to
The home of the now gone Leyland Motors. Used to be a massive vehicle building firm. USED. Left years ago for somewhere on the continent.
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What the difference between a Slave trade and a banking system
A slave trade is the transportation of people against their will for unpaid labour.
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(Women) Describe your most romantic date. (lets keep it PG rated!) What made it romantic for you?
(Typical Lancashire) Went to the beach and it rained. Oh yeah there where dead jellyfish everwhere.
Saved ourselves by digging a hole and putting towels over the top.
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Not really romantic though...hehe
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Thankfully we built the little den above high water...though it was still scary because the Tide in the Ribble Estuary comes in like a bullet-in Morecambe bay it can be fatal to even turn...
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Do you think House and Cameron make a good couple?
I think David Cameron MP is rather good in the House (Of Commons) and I can see him being the next Prime Minister.
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Has the President kept all of the promises that he intended to keep?
a president intending to keep promises is an oxymoron.
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Do you have a favorite TV host?
Jim Bowen. Bullseye.
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What do you think would be a fitting punishment for Hitler, were he alive to recieve it?
Pineapple up the backside.
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Do they force people to listen to this video 24/7 at Guantanimo?
I put the wrong video in...here it is
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Watched anything good on Youtube lately...care to share...?
Hilarity...
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"Close, but no cigar". What are some famous (or not so famous) examples where this applies?
During the German invasion of France, when Hitler ordered the Panzers to stop at Dunkirk and allowed the British army to escape, and then a bit later when he ordered the Luftwaffe to bomb London instead of the British airfields...he really could have defeated Britain if the BEF was wiped out at Dunkirk and the RAF grounded.
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So tell me, how does that make you feel?
Like a liberal...help...don't do it again!
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Do you prefer current films or classic films?
Classic. You just wont see a remake of the Longest Day, even (no, especially...) Saving Private Ryan does not come close.
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Last movie you saw that made you tear up but was uplifting?
Aimee & Jaguar. It's in German but it has English subs...a few historical innacurracies though, the supposed RAF Bombers you see over Berlin look nothing like any British aircraft.
BTW It's about a Lesbian couple and one is Jewish and ends up getting arrested...true story too...I must confess I was hoping to see the Soviets advancing on the city but it ended before that happened....
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Has anyone frolicked in a hay/straw field?
Oh yes. :)
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Would you be a pirate?
Yes. Though not in a ship, give me a Submarine.
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Why did you pick your profile image?
Because Wind Waker Link and Makar the Korok are cute.
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Would you be ok with your DNA to be held on police record or would you not be comfortable with it?
Yes I would! In fact I think everyone should have DNA records...then it would make it so easy to charge people!
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What's the price of being gay/lesbian in your country?
It depends on what your buying. E.G. for a loaf of bread it is around 75p now.
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Ques for bi males I heard someone say that a bi male motto should be "every hole is a goal" How many of you would find this funny if it was said to you and how many of you would be offended that they are implying that bi males would fu*k anything with pu
I think it's sick.
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What are some things that REALLY get to you about your signigicant other? (i.e. constantly picking a fight or watches your every move then asks 20 questions about what you just did)
She's really childish...most of the time I don't mind but when she goes out in the midst of a torretial downpour in just jeans a T shirt...it's not that good.
Oh and she uses Matyrdom, Flamethrowers and the PPSH in Call of Duty 5. That gets on my nerves...the three most noobish way to get kills and the three most annoying weapons in the game!
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Where do you come up with that stuff?
Oh, I have a whole team here to work things out for me.
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If you could add anyone's face to Mount Rushmore, whose would you add?
Brian Blessed!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2005/05/12/brian_blessed_150_150x180.jpg
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What was your worst gift you were given for christmas and was it off your "mad aunt"?
An action man playset. I'm a fucking girl!
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Your favourite Chuck Norris' fact? 'Chuck Norris built his birth house' is my favourite.
He has a fist in his beard; and
The reason you never see Chuck Norris in any of the Street fighter games is that every button caused him to roundhouse kick every opponent into the next world. When asked about this glitch, he said "thats no glitch".
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Why are liberals so much fun to laugh at?
Because they are pansies.
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Who hates the Will-O-wisp!! Grrrr
Yes! Worst thing is they are fast so you cant run away...
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Have you ever been allergic to your own perfume/cologne?
I had a reaction to a washing powder once.
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Do people tell you that you have an accent?
No, because everyone else here has the same accent.
Apart from my gf and my (erm, other) best friend, they are from Australia and London respectively.
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What does the equasion force= mass x accelleration mean?
it means force is the same as mass times acceleration.
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Do you agree that humans ARE animals?
Yes.
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Oh man! I dropped my _________?
Nuclear bomb!
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Where are Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction...?
I say he got rid of them as soon as he got word we where coming...we know he had them because he purchased stuff from us. So it isn't all of Bush's lies like people are saying. he's probably laughing at us for not finding them.
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British Soldiers are coming home from Iraq do you think this is a good move?
Yes, Brilliant! I think our lads (and lasses!) have done a great job out there! congrats to the finest army in the world!
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On a side note, on the news it was saying the Iraqis are quite upset about the Americans taking over...just goes to show the humanitarian side of the British Army.
For ages British Army policy has been to win the hearts and minds at any cost...seems they might have...
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Now that Gay marriage is legal,my boyfriend and I are talking about it.What do you think of this?
You have been talking??!! Don't you know thats illegal and immoral! May you be struck down for moving your jaw up and down and vibrating your vocal chords!
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In case anybody doesn't know, that was meant to be funny.
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Name something on a Motorway that dosent Move...?
If your on the M6 then cars...
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Why do you keep running from me?
it's that chainsaw your revving...it's rather off-putting.
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I am making love right now. How long should I bake it for or should I set the oven to broil?
Fry it in batter, then pour gravy on it. Serve with an insane amount of chips.
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Do you think eveyone should be made to have a photgraphed ID on them at all times?
Certainly not!
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The Gestapo (Secret Police) in Nazi Germany did that. I certainly don't want any "Gestapo stuff" going on in MY country!
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Why are gay's allowed to have parades celebrating being gay? But if a straight person wanted to have a parade celebrating being straight, they would be considered homophobic? I am not homophobic and I am all for gay rights but this just seems wrong to me?
Becuase we live in a mixed up, minorities-should-be-treated-better-then-everyone-else society.
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Can you be in a loving, intimate, passionate relationship with someone without sex?
Yes. In a relationship, sex is just a bonus. Love is your usual pay, so to speak.
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How many of you like wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and why do you like them?
Yes.
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Call of Duty 4 or Call of Duty 5 (WaW)?
They rank equally in my opinion. They are both as good as each other.
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Treyarch really have redeemed themselves here...though I am not sure why nobody likes 3 anyway...
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What kind of an artist are you?
a bad one.
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Whats in your ideal fry up?
Bacon, eggs (Scrambled and fried), Sausage, beans, hash browns, fried bread, toast, sausage.
Yum.
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IF you remove 1 to 3 letters of your name can you turn it into a different word? Cindy~Candy OR Cindy~Cane
I don't think I can...help me please...what could Ido with Rhiannon?
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Can you describe in a few words that anticpation of that fist kiss coming towards you with someone new?
"aaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh!"
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My bf's x's caused lots of drama n the bginning then i got preg caused lots more drama, we moved n 2gethr & i lov him but he only cares 4 me but is planning a future 4 us. what do i do? how to b with som1 who doesnt lov u back?
If he cares for you and is planning your future it looks like he loves you to me...
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Should Verse 5 of the English National Anthem be changed?? i am refering to the part which says "May he sedition hush, And like a torrent rush, REBELLIOUS SCOTS TO CRUSH, God save the Queen!
No.
Most national anthems have some form of war or nationalism in it. The Germans have "Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles!", meaning Germany, Germany over all others.
The French have "May the impure blood water our fields"
Then the Americans! Their entire national anthem is about war with Britian!
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What should the theme of Obama's next pizza party be?
Fancy dress. He could come as Putin.
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What's your opinion on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speech at the UN conference on racism?
That guy really is a troublemaker.
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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:circus
clowns
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Just found out that my husband chats with a female friend of his at least 3-5 times a week while he's at work. It bothers me VERY much. I told him it is INAPPROPRIATE. His defense was that he knew her before he knew me and they are just friends. Help.
She's his friend. If your husband stopped you from talking to your friends, you would be upset, so don't do that to him!
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What would you do if you saw your s/o in a porn film?
Let her catch me watching it...
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We just found your name on the _________ list
sex offenders
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We finally have a liberal saying that the tea parties are a movement of racism. Do you think that they were more then just about government waste? SEE LINK
Could you guys just get your revolution over and done with, it might just show the world Liberalism is not a good thing.
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I am homophobic. I am because I was hit on several times by my wifes homosexual uncle, however I do not go around "gay bashing." I for the most part let them be, as long as I am let be. Does that make me a bad person?
Of course not. This is the correct definition of homophobia, most of the time these days it refers to the hate of homosexuals.
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Do you mind laying cable in front of your S/O?
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No, I get workmen to do it. cough.
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Should Obama help his Aunt with her problems re illegal alien status/deportation back to Kenya?
No. Send her back, like everyone else should.
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If there was a burglar behind you right now, what could you hit him with?
A ruler...though there is a rounders bat here somewhere.
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Liberals say "Obama won, get over it, the people voted!", but when it comes to Prop 8 in Cali they don't like the peoples vote and want to overturn it. Time do defeat Americas hypocritical liberal cancer?
I say if people don't like democracy they can leave.
California did the right thing to vote on Prop 8, but lots of people seem to think it was unlawful!
If you don't like democracy, then go to North Korea!
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Why is it called a minigun when its really big?
Damn glitch-double post
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Why is it called a minigun when its really big?
Since it uses rifle-caliber ammunition.
It's smaller compared to the aircraft mounted 20 and 30mm rotating cannons.
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Do you think the only reason we die is that we accept it as an inevitability?
No, we just die...even if you don't accept it's going ot happen, it's still going to happen.
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Does the discrimination against homosexual people by straight people make you feel disgusted to be heterosexual? I am a straight, young woman and I often feel embarassed to be straight when I see how people just like us are being treated.
I'm embarressed for being homosexual because of al these parades and so-called "Gay rights groups" that don't have two brain cells between them.
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If they had any sense they would realise that all the boycotts and parades actually make them more unpopular!
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Recently there was amurder of a Gay person in the UK and all the groups where screaming it was a hate crime when...
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What goes hand in hand? (Ribs and BBQ Sauce is mine)
fish & chips.
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What is the best armor in Oblivion
I think it might be the Blades armour...I think...well it's good anyway. I think it breaks easily though.
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How to Respond to a Homophobic Comment? They come from a co-worker, a family member or someone else, comments that show fear and hatred of gays and lesbians - can hurt.
heh, last time I was on the recieving end of a homophobic comment Ipunched them in the face...no kidding...but she was Irish so she wouldn't have known me very well...heheh
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What was nationalist
"Patriotism is where the love of your country comes first, nationalism is where the hate of other countries come first"- Charles DeGaulle
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Is it illegal for me to play a prank on this girl at work by taking a dump on her keyboard? (We have a couple of extra keyboards in the storage closet, so it's not a big deal to replace if it gets ruined.)
It's not illegal, but I think you could be fired for it since you are damaging the company's property.
Put a fake poo on it instead!
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Would like you to congrat English Gal for making Sage also? Must be the day for partying and congrats! loll
Well done mate...AB sure needs more of us limeys!
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In WWII there was a battle I heard about where a few American pilots shot down a lot Japanese planes without losing any American planes, anyone know what it was?
It could be anything post-Midway, where both the skill of the pilots and the quality of the aircraft on the American side increased, and when both decreased on the Japanese side.
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I am with a guy right now.Very nice guy. He is Catholic and I am Christian. He wants our future kids to be brought up as Catholic and I don't. I want them brought up as Christian.Should I leave him?
err, Catholics are Christian.
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Can you give me an example of sarcasm?
Oh yeah...I'm REALLY going to answer this question!
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Do you believe in God or the big bang Theory.
both.
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What do you think about gun control?
It should be difficult for people to get them so they don't get into the wrong hands, but not impossible. Also, the authrorities hould not be scared of them.
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Do you think a tree can really grow in a person. Truth or Hoax? Read the link.
Well it's Russia so what do you expect.
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It's cold and rainy here, i have a pretty brutal cold (flu?), apart from soup, what do you think i should eat? preferably something warm.
Yogurt. It's not warm, but it is good.
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Do you ever miss having to rewind cassette tapes and VHS tapes?
No. All hail the DVD!
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Which BackStreet boy is gay?
that blonde one.
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Is there a computer program that limits computer time usage. → ie: Set it for 2 hrs and then it shuts off~ (on an online game playing teenager.!)
Alternatively you could just let them play the game...I play games in all my free time and I still have a life.
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In which way would our World be different if we all walked around Naked - (please 'pretend we didnt have to consider either hot or cold weather):)...?
Women would have to stay as far away from men as possible.
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Have you heard the story about the 47 year old man marrying a 8-year girl? http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5494886/marriage-eight-year-old-legal
Oh God...correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this the 21st century?
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How did you first learn about Answerbag?
i-am-bored.com
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Is it true that friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings?
Yes, and it also smells bad.
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Have you ever joined a site such as answerbag and then sat up all night responding to questions? Just curious...
Sometimes I do have to force myself to go to bed.
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What kind of group activity can I do to teach a human biology class about human sexual attraction?
Get two people who you know fancy each other, lock them in a room together and film it.
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What's the Strangest thing about You...?
I really am a nerd.
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Do you think German Shepherd Dogs should, or needn't, be barred from pubs? Please key S (for should), or N (for needn't), as applicable.
no, they shouldn't.
N
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What is the best thing u can do on webcam for ur boyfriend to make him happy...my bf stays abroad and we are in touch through this way.what talk and things i gotta do to make him happy...?
1. Write "Boo!" on a piece of paper
2. Stick it too your chest
3. put a coat on
4. Pretend to strip, but instead reveal the "boo!"
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Do you have any troubles sleeping? What do you do to help yourself get to sleep?
I did last night, but that was due to a sleepover.
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Does anyone feel this commercial kind of exploits the behavior of the mentally retarded via the old man?
I didn't see any mentally retarded people or old men in that video, are you sure you posted the right one?
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Does anyone feel this commercial kind of exploits the behavior of the mentally retarded via the old man?
err, I didn't see any mentally retarded people or old men in that video...are you sure you posted the right one?
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Where can a list of songs in 2000 on the internet? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time morons. I only want the nice people to answer this question.
You only want nice people to answer this question...I'm not a nice person and answering it, what ya gonna do?
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What do you think of how President Obama handled the pirates in Somalia?
Aye...seeing him there ramming his ship into them then jumping on board with his Kalashnikov blazing....oh PRESIDENT Obama you mean...ah
He did make the right choice in killing them.
These Pirates need what happened to them in the 17th century-hanged at the high water mark!
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Would you rather drive a large safe auto and pay a little more in gas or drive a small auto and be mangled in a serious crash?
One of these babies...oh yeah...Challenger 2 rulez!
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I had unprotected sex 9 months ago, and haven't had my period since. I have gotten very big, am nauseous a lot. I have these weird cravings, and stomach pains. And I keep feeling something pushing against my stomach. Am I pregnant?
No, you just ate too much last night.
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Do you feel sorry for people who go to jail because of drugs?
No.
I feel sorry for the guards who get more work.
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"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." -Robert Frost. People say that we should all live like this but if we all decided to do this, wouldn't we all end up taking the same road?
Well if you have ever been on the M6 in Lancashire, England-if there is a blockage on the motorway everyone leaves it and all the exit roads get clogged up.
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How do you get information for the accident log on board a HMS ship in 1924?
You could try the national archives.
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I see that the billion pound stealth boat that the royal navy has built has got the radar signal of a rowing boat. Fantastic! im sure the enemy wont raise a eyebrow when ther screen show a rowing boat 3000 miles fron land doing 32 knotts. waste of money?
no. the fact is a rowing boat is so small it is undetectable on radar (almost).
Besides, I would rather the enemy think I was a rowing boat than a destroyer.
The Type 45 destroyer (The ship in question) is an air defense craft. It's task is to shoot down enemy aircraft before they reach the fleet and attack. If the enemy aircaft knew an Air defense destroyer was nearby they would be...
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IS BEAR GRYLLS A FDAKE
Well he is not a fdake.
Some say he is a fake though, wich is slightly true in the fact he stayed in hotels and the like, but SOME stuff he says is true, and i have heard he is ex-SAS so he knows his stuff.
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Have you ever cut yourself?
Yes-accidently.
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What sources do you count on for national news coverage? How about international and local news?
BBC!
For Local there is the BBC North west service...Gordon Burns has been on there as long as i can remember
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Why does everyone blame the great Barack Hussein Obama for America's problems?
Because he is the one who bombed the biscuit factory...wait...are we talking about the new US President?
ah yes.
Either because A)he did cause the problems or B)he didn't and the majority of yanks...sorry...Americans are still wan...sorry...in love...erm...enjoying his dictatorsh...erm...attracted to his polices, but there are some who are freaks...erm...mentally challenged and...
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Now that the War on Terror is basically over how do you feel about it and it's effects?
It isn't over. In the UK there where 12 arrests made against people plotting to blow up buildings in my area of teh country.
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Is there a site where you can talk to girls for free
You can talk to girls on this website for free.
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My best friend and I went to school wearing a shirt that said "Legalize Gay- repeal Prop 8 now!". We got a lot of positive feedback. Surprised?
Yes. Do that here and three things will happen to you.
1. You get berrated by the teachers for not wearing correct school uniform
2. You would be called a nerd since you know about something called "prop 8" wich only people who have their nose in books all day will know about.
3. You will be bullied due to your strange views on homosexuality. Here, if you are gay you laugh about it...
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My best friend and I went to school wearing a shirt that said "Legalize Gay- repeal Prop 8 now!". We got a lot of positive feedback. Surprised?
Yes. Do that here and three things will happen to you;
1. You get berrated by the teachers for not wearing correct school uniform
2. People will think you are a nerd because you know about something called "prop 8" wich only the clever people would know about. (Especialy since we are hundreds of miles away from the USA)
3. You would be bullied due to your strange views on...
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Is this too much to ask for? I want one thing in life and I finally found it in this link....
Well the video isn't available in my country so...
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What do you think about Obama's half brother, Samson, being refused a visa to England due to committing a sexual attack on a young girl during a previous visit? Should an exception be made as he is the brother to the US president?
NO WAY!
Even if he WAS the President, and had allegations of serious crime against him he shouldn't be allowed in here.
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I just bought a HUGE bag of Gummy Bears, what should I do with them?
Two words...EAT THEM ☺
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