Answerbag: Smellymelly's answers

Answer to Does justin timberlake belong with Cameron Diaz or Jessica Biel?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:18:31 -0700

Does justin timberlake belong with Cameron Diaz or Jessica Biel?

Definately belonged to to Britney they were so good for each other. I think Cameron was too jealous and clingy and Jessica is too...perfect. She's boring. Cameron isn't even pretty anyway I'm prettier than her and that's saying something! Actually I change my mind I want...

Answer to Who is Benji Madden of Good Charlotte currently dating and what is her views on the lifestyles of the rich and the famous?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:14:49 -0700

Who is Benji Madden of Good Charlotte currently dating and what is her views on the lifestyles of the rich and the famous?

I totally agree with you 100% Paris is a twat and she is sooo with the gorgeous Benji for the attention Why won't she hurry up and die?

Answer to Isaac, Taylor, or Zac Hanson?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:12:33 -0700

Isaac, Taylor, or Zac Hanson?

They're currently making two different kind of music.. 1)in the studio and touring 2) getting their wives up the duff If you ask me I should be the one having Taylor Hanson's babies lol

Answer to Where are the boyband Hanson now?

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:09:53 -0700

Where are the boyband Hanson now?

No they're NOT little boys anymore... They can't keep it in their pants !!! They currently have six kids between the three of them and Talyor's wife is pregnant for the fourth time,jeeesus. That lucky cow get's to bang Taylor every night.Sigh I don't know much...

Answer to Seems like most members of answerbag are Americans or living in America. Anybody here who comes from another country, if so where?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:07:13 -0700

Seems like most members of answerbag are Americans or living in America. Anybody here who comes from another country, if so where?

I'm English too.

Answer to How would you compare the U.S.A to the rest of the countries of the world?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:04:56 -0700

How would you compare the U.S.A to the rest of the countries of the world?

I'm English and all I can say is that both our countries are quite simular to each other...observe. 1) Your presidents sucks, our pime minister sucks. 2) you have a lot of celebrities that get paid FAR too much money although they're not all that great, our football(soccer) players...

Answer to What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:52:25 -0700

What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?

Steep hills... and loads of them!!!

Answer to Non-americans, what is your view on the united states?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:49:57 -0700

Non-americans, what is your view on the united states?

I have always wanted to go to the states since I was vey young. I just love the fact we're different yet the same. I have always viewed Americans to be a bit over- confident... in a good way because you know that if you're in the same room as an American you can gurantee they will...

Answer to Every morning there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-poster bed. I know it's not mine, but......(who's is it)?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:40:14 -0700

Every morning there's a halo hangin' from the corner of my girlfriend's four-poster bed. I know it's not mine, but......(who's is it)?

Sugar Ray. Have you heard the song "Party for 2" by Mark McGrath and Shania Twain? Listen to it... I know it's cheesy as hell but Mark's voice is just pure SEX!!!

Answer to What are some good songs to play while making love?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:37:37 -0700

What are some good songs to play while making love?

My boyfriend always leaves a dance c.d playing!!!

Answer to I'm going to Taco Bell, would you like me to pick you something up?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:49:37 -0700

I'm going to Taco Bell, would you like me to pick you something up?

Is Taco Bell nice?

Answer to If Naomi Campbell can smoke in a restaurant in NYC and no one asks her to take her smoke outside, has she succeeded in scaring people with her violent outbursts?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:30:44 -0700

If Naomi Campbell can smoke in a restaurant in NYC and no one asks her to take her smoke outside, has she succeeded in scaring people with her violent outbursts?

I would love to rip her tits off and stick them up her ass!!

Answer to Who is the rudest person on television?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:56:57 -0700

Who is the rudest person on television?

Naomi Campbell...if I see that bitch I will slap her face off!!

Answer to Have you ever loved a show that was cancelled?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:54:15 -0700

Have you ever loved a show that was cancelled?

I loved 'Dead Like Me' they stopped showing it in the U.K, dunno about the U.S though

Answer to Did Ruslana Korshunova commit suicide? Or was it murder?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:51:55 -0700

Did Ruslana Korshunova commit suicide? Or was it murder?

Thank you for your answers... I think there is more to the story, I think she may have been killed but I guess we'll never know love Smellymelly x x x

Answer to What scares you most about death?

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:10:49 -0700

What scares you most about death?

I hope it's quick and painless and I want to be able to watch over people I've always imagined that you still exist on the earth but know one can see you... like the film GHOST. To think that you may just sleep a never-ending sleep scares the hell out of me!!

Answer to Is there REALLY no footage of the Owen Hart fall? There must be something somewhere right?

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 17:04:56 -0700

Is there REALLY no footage of the Owen Hart fall? There must be something somewhere right?

Thank you!!! love Smellymelly x x x

Answer to If Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, who's bringing ugly back?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:54:43 -0700

If Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, who's bringing ugly back?

Mick Jagger

Answer to If Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, who's bringing ugly back?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:54:11 -0700

If Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, who's bringing ugly back?

Mick Jagger 100%

Answer to Do you think that justin timberlake was better of with NSYNC?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:50:39 -0700

Do you think that justin timberlake was better of with NSYNC?

When he first left N*Sync to go solo I thoght "Oh my god that traitor" because he had grown up with those guys and dumped them. But if you think about it that happens in any workplace and so if you get an amazing oppotunity then you have to go for it. He is doing so well right now...

Answer to Does justin timberlake belong with Cameron Diaz or Jessica Biel?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:44:51 -0700

Does justin timberlake belong with Cameron Diaz or Jessica Biel?

Yeh it was far better when he was with Britney because they were like childhood sweethearts. Out of Diaz and Biel I definately think Biel... the person I think he's much better off with is ME!!! lol

Answer to In the Rocky films, how the hell did Adrian die?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:40:17 -0700

In the Rocky films, how the hell did Adrian die?

Thank you!!! Smellymelly x x

Answer to ,Did jo o'meara from s club 7 appear in the world is not enough , james bond film

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:46:07 -0700

,Did jo o'meara from s club 7 appear in the world is not enough , james bond film

I don't know...I hate her. Hannah Spearitt rules!!

Answer to How Did Heath Ledger die? Some people are saying he OD'ed but the news said he didn't Overdose on drugs...And did someone do this to him or did he do it himself?

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:44:28 -0700

How Did Heath Ledger die? Some people are saying he OD'ed but the news said he didn't Overdose on drugs...And did someone do this to him or did he do it himself?

Nobody really knows what the hell happened to the poor guy. It's strange how quick his life went: he was seen in his bed asleep and SNORING around an hour/2 hours before the massage therapist found him dead. And there was a rolled up $20 bill found in his room but it testes negative for...

Answer to Who's your favorite wrestler? Mine is Chris Jericho. I liked him better with long hair, but he is still as abnoxious and amusing as always, even clean-cut.

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:41:40 -0700

Who's your favorite wrestler? Mine is Chris Jericho. I liked him better with long hair, but he is still as abnoxious and amusing as always, even clean-cut.

I'm 100% Jerichoholic!

Answer to What is your all time favorite Star Wars movie?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:36:15 -0700

What is your all time favorite Star Wars movie?

I'm gonna sound so mean but I only watched episode 2 and 3 because of Hayden Christensen... but discovered he can't act for s**t! Sorry x x x

Answer to Is it true that Rose McGowan, RIver Phoenix and Joaquin Phoenix where all rasied in a cult founded by "David Berg" in Huntington Beach The Family International

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:30:43 -0700

Is it true that Rose McGowan, RIver Phoenix and Joaquin Phoenix where all rasied in a cult founded by "David Berg" in Huntington Beach The Family International

Yep. I didn't know Rose McGowen was but I know the Phoenix family definately were. In an interview (when he was alive of course) he claimed that the cult encouraged the members to have sex and that he ended up losing his virginity at the age of...FOUR!!! Don't think so River lol

Answer to What do you think of anna nicole smiths life and death?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:26:17 -0700

What do you think of anna nicole smiths life and death?

She was always off her face on drugs, why do you think she spoke in such a slur all the time? I was shocked to hear she died but at the same time it was to be expected. 1)drink 2)drugs 3)losing her son just after giving birth and having her own mother say she (anna) killed him. I've...

Answer to How do you cope with depression

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:59:52 -0700

How do you cope with depression

I'm just started to deal with depression in the 'healthy' way. I've suffered for almost four years, being stuck in that pit of self loathing and pure darkness. I was a self harmer and have been to the hospital a few times due to slitting my wrists, they would either be...

Answer to Have you ever been called ugly?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 15:25:01 -0700

Have you ever been called ugly?

When I was growing up,yes. Now,no. A few months ago some guy said it to me during an argument but he was an ogre himself so I couldn't give a s**t!

Answer to Has anyone ever played the Scary Maze Game trick on their family or friends?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:44:47 -0700

Has anyone ever played the Scary Maze Game trick on their family or friends?

I don't know what trick that is. Explain how it works and I'll test it out hehe

Answer to I want to play a practical joke on my best friend, as revenge for him always getting me with them - any suggestions?? I want it to be really good x x

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:43:00 -0700

I want to play a practical joke on my best friend, as revenge for him always getting me with them - any suggestions?? I want it to be really good x x

You asked for a good one right? brace yourself cos this is gross...but priceless. Get a condom and either w*nk into it or make a solution that looks like cum. Add a tiny bit if red food dye or ketchup to look like blood. Wait till he's asleep and place it either near/or practically IN...

Answer to What is a good practical joke to play on telesales people when they call.

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:36:54 -0700

What is a good practical joke to play on telesales people when they call.

Tell them you're glad that they called as you would like to help them with their sex life. When they ask you how you would do that you scream to them at the top of your voice. "Go and get F*CKED!"

Answer to Did you hear about the blind Eskimo, during an eclipse of the sun he tukaluk?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:30:53 -0700

Did you hear about the blind Eskimo, during an eclipse of the sun he tukaluk?

Did you hear about the Irish Leaf Sweeper? He fell out of a tree!

Answer to What is a really funny joke that you know?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:25:15 -0700

What is a really funny joke that you know?

At the start of class the teacher notices April is asleep at her desk. She aska her a question in order to catch her out. "Who created the universe?" she asks At this time April's friend Joe prods her in the back with a pen."God Almaighty!" she shrieks. Having failed...

Answer to What type of jokes do women like the most?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:58:23 -0700

What type of jokes do women like the most?

Anything...as long as it's actually funny. Even sexist jokes toward women are funny

Answer to Two more yo momma jokes! Who can make better ones than these 4? 2 from the first page and 2 from this page. 3. Yo momma so ugly she made onions cry. 4. Yo momma so fat she put on her jackey and everyone said TAXI!

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:55:44 -0700

Two more yo momma jokes! Who can make better ones than these 4? 2 from the first page and 2 from this page. 3. Yo momma so ugly she made onions cry. 4. Yo momma so fat she put on her jackey and everyone said TAXI!

Yo momma so fat that at the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts! Yo momma so fat that she had to get baptised at Seaworld! Yo momma so fat that when she wrote down her weight I thought it was her phone number! Yo momma so fat that she went out in stilettos, when she came bacl they were...

Answer to Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:51:22 -0700

Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?

yo momma is so fat that when she was at school she sat next to EVERYBODY!!

Answer to What is the nicest girl name?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:46:50 -0700

What is the nicest girl name?

I love the name Seersha (Ser-sha) I think it's Irish..

Answer to My ex bf of 4 years, is cheating on his new gf with me, I broke up with him,but stil love him+he said he'l always love me, want him back....he's been with his new girlf 5months who he met at uni away from home..will they last?...and does he still want me?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:37:19 -0700

My ex bf of 4 years, is cheating on his new gf with me, I broke up with him,but stil love him+he said he'l always love me, want him back....he's been with his new girlf 5months who he met at uni away from home..will they last?...and does he still want me?

I'm so sorry to tell you this but I don't think he feels that much for you...he definately hasn't taken your feelings into account. This kind of thing happened to me (more or less, it's a long story) and what you have to think of is that he's cheating on someone else with...

Answer to Will girls try to make you jealous if they like you?

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:30:21 -0700

Will girls try to make you jealous if they like you?

Yep, I do it all the time trust me. Epecially to really shallow guys who don't care what you are like as a person but only want tits and arse. I make them jealous then when they come to thier senses and come after ME then I tell them wher to go!!!

Answer to What is the fastest way to lose a good friend?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:17:01 -0700

What is the fastest way to lose a good friend?

I moved out with my boyfriend and now my best friend hates me!!

Answer to I have decided to write a novel but I have no idea on what the plot should be. I have tried thinking and brainstorming and even just writing on 'impulse'. No success. Any basic ideas?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:08:24 -0700

I have decided to write a novel but I have no idea on what the plot should be. I have tried thinking and brainstorming and even just writing on 'impulse'. No success. Any basic ideas?

Hey thanks for your advice on my mum. I won't snitch on her I'm better than that. Anyway, I'm a 'plot' person. I think of amazing plots but can never be bothered to write it all. Depends on the genre and if it's complete fiction or if it's based on some...

Answer to My daughter wants her best friend to come over and get ready for south seas with her but her best friends mom and i got in a fight(It's a long story) her mom doesn't like me and i don't liker her mom, should i tell her no just because i don't like her mom

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:02:47 -0700

My daughter wants her best friend to come over and get ready for south seas with her but her best friends mom and i got in a fight(It's a long story) her mom doesn't like me and i don't liker her mom, should i tell her no just because i don't like her mom

No your fall out shouldn't ruin your daughter and her friends friendship. If anything you'll need to talk it through or try to be civilised!

Answer to If a guy tries to get a girl in bed the same day they met, should the girl take this as a compliment?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:48:48 -0700

If a guy tries to get a girl in bed the same day they met, should the girl take this as a compliment?

If she really likes him then NO coz she'll want them both to get to know each other. If she's horny(like I am most of the time) go for it coz you'll just offend her if you turn her down!

Answer to I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:44:26 -0700

I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?

You're doing fine trust me. I was a complete loser in school(not that you are!) and NEVER had a boyfriend. My mum told me to not rush into meeting boys straight away and be patient. She said if I waited it will just come along when I wasn't expecting it and whooosh I was swept off my...

Answer to I am a little apprehensive about having a baby as I think that in the future, the chavs/scumbags will rule the earth and it will be like Lord Of The Flies. Anyone else?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:07:55 -0700

I am a little apprehensive about having a baby as I think that in the future, the chavs/scumbags will rule the earth and it will be like Lord Of The Flies. Anyone else?

I've been friends with a chav... and that will probabaly be the only chav friend I will ever have because they're all getting worse. Why do they feel as though they rule the place? I'll tell you why, they go around killing people and causing havoc for everyone and only get a slap...

Answer to I'm going to Taco Bell, would you like me to pick you something up?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:01:31 -0700

I'm going to Taco Bell, would you like me to pick you something up?

I'm from the U.K and we don't have Taco Bell so if you pick me something up then I will see what it's like.

Answer to Are you a fan of Lee Evans?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:58:12 -0700

Are you a fan of Lee Evans?

I love him because he always tells the truth. I think it's hilarious when he moans about women. I know that we are a pain in the arse! All his sketches are legendary like Jump Starting The Car With Your Wife and Parcel Force. Brilliant he can't be beat.

Answer to It's Frisky Friday, are you feeling it?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:52:31 -0700

It's Frisky Friday, are you feeling it?

I feel sorry for my boyfriend because I'm always feeling frisky!!! Yeeehah

Answer to Which wwe brand do you prefer to watch

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:39:39 -0700

Which wwe brand do you prefer to watch

If Chris Jericho's on it I'll watch it!!

Answer to Isn't the news of Chris Benoit and his family's death extremely shocking? What do you think? Homicide or suicide?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:37:36 -0700

Isn't the news of Chris Benoit and his family's death extremely shocking? What do you think? Homicide or suicide?

I've always been a fan of Chris but I don't think that anyone will ever know what really happened that fateful day or why. If his friends such as Bret Hart and Chris Jericho (they grew uo with him) don't know then we have no chance. As for homicide or suicide, it has to be both...

Answer to What are your thoughts on WWE wrestling?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:28:27 -0700

What are your thoughts on WWE wrestling?

I used to watch it religiously(around the year 2000, I only watched it a bit before then) I was mad on Chris Jericho-I'd still marry me if he asked me to! But there's hardly any wrestling in it now and who are all these ho's that are in it? What happenes to Lita, Chyna, Jaqueline,...

Answer to If I gave you a racehorse, what would you name it?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:23:00 -0700

If I gave you a racehorse, what would you name it?

I've always like the name Marisol for a horse it's so pretty.

Answer to What not to say to a police officer when pulled over?

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:20:26 -0700

What not to say to a police officer when pulled over?

If you're court on cctv ALWAYS say; "That's not me, it's my twin sister!"

Answer to What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:03:14 -0700

What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

Mick 'Rubber Lips' Jagger=ugliest man EVER. Jennifer lopez where's far too much slap on her face.

Answer to Who was your first Celebrity Idol when you were a child?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:59:27 -0700

Who was your first Celebrity Idol when you were a child?

Don't laugh but I was crazy for Taylor Hanson...maybe I shouldn't have said that cringe!!

Answer to Name an actor who was the child of an actor.

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:56:32 -0700

Name an actor who was the child of an actor.

Kate Beckinsale daughter of the late Richard Beckinsale

Answer to Name an actor who was the child of an actor.

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:54:52 -0700

Name an actor who was the child of an actor.

Kate Beckinsale daughter of the late Richard Beckinsale

Answer to Is using pornography as a means of relief in a relationship considered cheating?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:45:29 -0700

Is using pornography as a means of relief in a relationship considered cheating?

only if you only watch it as a substitute to having sex with your partner. My boyfriend know I watch porn because I'll be watching an adult t.v channel...but keep it on wen he comes in. I think that if you like porn your partner should know about it. It will only be an issue if you hide it...

Answer to Female's watching porn...is that common?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:37:27 -0700

Female's watching porn...is that common?

I watch it but get bored because I know I can do it 10x better than those bimbos. My boyfriends certainly thinks so lol

Answer to What is one thing you'll never hear Paris Hilton say?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:15:01 -0700

What is one thing you'll never hear Paris Hilton say?

"Daddy, he's the one..." Paris never has just one!!

Answer to Have you ever cried when a celebrity died? If so, who?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:11:24 -0700

Have you ever cried when a celebrity died? If so, who?

Christopher Reeve and Barry White boo hoo

Answer to Do you hear the gunshot when shooting yourself in the head and die instantly?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:00:59 -0700

Do you hear the gunshot when shooting yourself in the head and die instantly?

I have no idea. I've actually asked myself that same question before...lt's ask Kurt Cobain he's bound to know!!

Answer to What is worse, drowning or being burried alive?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:57:24 -0700

What is worse, drowning or being burried alive?

buried alive 100% coz when you drown you'll get that pressure in your head and lungs fill up with water but under ground your whole body will be crushed, fire ants and stuff will get you, you'll get dirt in EVERY hole.Gross! Best to drown.

Answer to If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:41:18 -0700

If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?

Definately Ugly Kid Joe- Busy Bee.

Answer to What is the best punishment for a pedophile?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:39:16 -0700

What is the best punishment for a pedophile?

Either castration or they should get a pole shoved up their ass... see how they like it!

Answer to What does every one think about that man who locked his 18 yr old daughter up in a basement for ver 20 yrs and had sex with her atleast 7 times and she had 7 of his kids? and he also had a wife and over children

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:36:35 -0700

What does every one think about that man who locked his 18 yr old daughter up in a basement for ver 20 yrs and had sex with her atleast 7 times and she had 7 of his kids? and he also had a wife and over children

Absolutel grotesque. I feel sick thinking about what that poor woman went through, how anyone can have sex with their own offspring is beyond me. Those poor kids never seeing the light of day, I read that he kept her on a lead and she was so worse off that her teeth fell out. His wife says she...

Answer to What is your favorite line in a movie?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:28:16 -0700

What is your favorite line in a movie?

Thiss actually from a t.v show. A mum finds out her daughter might not be a virgin after starting secondary school. "I can't believe it, they start there with nits and leave with crabs!!"

Answer to Which scenario is more likely to occur, a good cop kills a bad cop or a bad cop kills a good cop?

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:24:52 -0700

Which scenario is more likely to occur, a good cop kills a bad cop or a bad cop kills a good cop?

I think it'll be the bad cop killing the good cop. it makes sense....