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e of your all your sins for the collective knowledge of all others? would you trade knowledg

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ever wish you were never born just because you got born into a plugged up system like california? sure could if I could afford it... the dui took my transportation and my company so... up and move takes funding and the california farewell... I mean wellfare program is a fucking disgrace, I don't see how anyone would get out of this kind of trap without a lot of help from family... I still need to borrow $500 from my folks just so I can get my license back but I don't want to do it because...

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can you fly east 500 miles turn north go 500 miles then turn south and go 500 miles and land the same place you took off or if you have a ride... I hope you have a ride

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can you fly east 500 miles turn north go 500 miles then turn south and go 500 miles and land the same place you took off only in a 500 mph wind condition... good luck finding that outside of a wind tunnel.

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What do you call the red stuff you put on spaghetti, sauce or gravy? fruit.. this language drives me nuts!

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Hot Chocolate: With or without Marshmallows? I like my marshmallows to be just as crisp as the chocolate... perfect scenario is toasted m's and frozen choc, but under urban conditions I suppose the soggy will make doo... both please.

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Teen girl wants to borrow your gun to pop father because he hits mother. Do you tell the father, the mother, both of them, law enforcement, just blow it off as angry rhetoric and say nothing? tell the teen not to worry about it and that you will have the hit paid for for her. If she responds with genuine gratitude then you might want to smack the father around with the thought that he is wanted dead.

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What colour do you think of when I say Halloween? pumpkin pie... the shade depends on the baker.

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What's the difference between commercial and infomercial? a commercial and an infomercial should technically not have the same purpose now that you make me think about it that way... my former views were that an infomercial was a commercial that blatantly pounded a product into your head for an obscene amount of time. Now I think an infomercial might be one of those ones that are strictly "informative" and say "call to participate"...

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What is a candy you only eat around Halloween? the candy I purchased a few days before and munched before the time came and that which was left over....... next year if the budget is this tight I am offering my services to one of my friends with kids to take theirs trick or treating so I can

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What is it that you rarely do now, but use to do all the time? own a business and have money in my wallet.

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I asked a really good question... can you guess which one it was? my questions only..... not yours.... but I will answer yours too if you email me.

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What do astronauts do in space? survive off of the amount of oxygen they can bring... if you do the calculations then some explorations are quite mystical.... some of nasa's shit makes me say yeah right....... but some of their shit makes me say how the fuck did you do that?

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What are the world's hottest peppers? habanero is my guess... if they find something else that will knock barnacles off of boats... I am not sure I would try to taste it.

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What do you think of cruising? had I sailed through life the answer might be different... but I cruised for a black and blue fate that should make any american supporting this system want to quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1-2 Buckle my shoe. 3-4 ________ the door. I put "shut" and they said it was wrong (I was at a baby shower. it was a game) Anyway, they said it was "3-4 knock at the door". What do you say it is? out the door..... it is a salesman's warning.

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What are some good ways to style bangs that are thin and fall just below my eyes? you already did it! if you can get passed the point where they poke you in the eyes then you did it... otherwise shave your head.

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If you had to punch something or someone who or what would it be? a box of napkins sent to a mcdonalds hamburger store... ohhhhh what a release that was in my teens... I was fired for it once but then re-hired at the same location when they realized that I was a good worker.

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Do you dance even when you're alone? yep... no reason to deny.

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What was the last thing that made you angry? Idk yet but the thing I hope I will be most angry about is that the state sold my truck even though it belonged to me.

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Would you still force your kids to eat Trout/Salmon even though they hate it and its good for you? nope... can't afford kids... but at the same time, mine never forced me to eat what I did not like the taste of but I grew a taste for them none the less.

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How long does the us mail forward mail from your old residence 0 days if you do not forward it formally... learned the hard way myself.

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Spiritually speaking - what is love? . . ..... if you did not understand the spiritual definition then the absolute lack of hate should describe it.

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Do you have a radio in your kitchen? no... but I have one loud enough to reach the kitchen.

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What is something you wear every single day? my expressions... sometimes I wander around the house wearing nothing but that. most expected answer for this question is under where?

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What Anti-virus program do you use, and why? well I think it is using me with all the required downloads... but to answer your second question... its free!

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Why is sushi the greatest food of all time? because you have no idea of what is on the favorites list's of others.

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I am hearing a humming sound in my wall between a light fixture and the actual light switch. It is not hot to touch nor am I having any other problems anywhere else. Any suggestions? if it sounds the same as when you touch a pre-amp then it is probably not much so worry about, but a speratic clicking or hissing could be worthy of a checkup... replace old switches for sure!

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Are you glad you chose not to have children? nope.... I am very sad that the powers that be will not financially allow me too!

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Hang your cloths to dry or dryer? too true....... way to make me feel like an ass hole for drying my clothes in the dryer when I can not afford it.... I was always proud that someone in my family invented the washing machine but now I almost feel bad :(

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Green OR Red Apple? I don't know if it is when or how they are picked.... but every red apple I tried seemed stale.

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What is wrong with me? Why do i have to MESS UP everything! nothing... you only need fo fix more than you break and it's all good.

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Is it true that the patterns that your feces smears make on the inside of a toilet can tell your future? yep... you got the runs bitch... you are going to be visiting another toilet in a very short ammount of time.

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Do you let other people control your decisions you make in life? I let them offer advice, but am often stubborn enough to learn for myself.

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If "The Jetsons" take place in the future, why do we still see Florida when we see our planet in the intro sequence? Wouldn't the future sea-level rise have wiped it off? I have calculated that the above ground ice will not make that much of a difference in sea level.

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Am I the only person in the entire world who hasn't seen The Matrix? I have met people that have never seen television before....... they made me feel like a kid again!

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What's the best way to marinate chicken? a chef I know swears by vinegrette. you decide.

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Why do some people hate the homeless? because they adhered to the slavery that made it much harder to build a home than it should have been... and they think the next generation has a chance in this stupid system.

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Who is the most famous real life cannibal? mcgruff the crime god... taking a bite out of the auto-fillatious industry.

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Are you a hater? If so, what do you hate? I try not to be but at heart I am really a hater I guess... I hate when people try to justify theft and slavery.

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How beautiful are morning glories? I had two pop out this morning...... they were quite beautiful despite the fact that there could have been many more if those bugs did not eat all the leaves.

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Are you proud of being Americans, English or Australians? I would have been if I was born 400 years ago.

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Which one is the best for light batteries according to you? depends... light emmiting diode or high pressure sodium?

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Was your first cell phone a Nokia? nope... but the first one I ever used was.

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How many "whippings" did you get as a child? every single one I deserved... and two that I did not.

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Is medical science going backwards or forwards technologically wise? idk... but socially wise it is upside down because the hospital( in california ) has assumed power over the constituition in that they could forcefully administer that medication to me.... I declined service but all the docter had to do to get paid was check the proper boxes for insurance payment and I got stuck with god knows what those needles were.... I see a decline in medicine as far as...

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar now that is has a thicker chocolate shell?? Would you KILL? If I had a mother in law... I would only kill the contents of her freezer... even if it was frozen bread before I killed her.... my baby momma's momma is as loved as mine is and there is no reason for yukon style.

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List the things you do between turning off the alarm and walking out your front door. I do not set an alarm because I have lost all my customers. I go out the back door first usually to tend what little I have of a garden/farm.

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You have a friend that refuses to wear a seat belt, do you tell them buckle up or get out or do you shrug and go on risking a ticket or guilt if something should go wrong? I think you should start driving like a maniac(within your safety limits) then slam on the breaks at the least expected time... anyone who does not wear one when reminded is either on a slow ride or stupid..... but the people who think it is right to steal from the folks on a slow ride are even dumber.

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When are you most likely to eat cabbage? when it has been sauteed and wrapped in a spring roll.

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What if anything should be kept free from advertising? that which is a secret.

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Where does all your energy go? it changes form from potential to kinetic mostly but I have been working on emmiting a frequency we can call enlightenment.

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If answerbag was an abondaned island with no food and we all had to resort to cannalbalism, who would you eat first? I would have nothing to eat because I myself have by definition left the island.

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Are batteries like food.. having a shelf life? I am looking up the lead content of ceviche... leaning towards the affirmitive in that not every shelf has as battery charger and only shelves in a store that has been sued has a battery charge.

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Individual suffers more in his lifespan than he enjoys?do you agree? I have suffered enough to appreciate the fact that I am still happy being alive... I agree with both possible answers because my cup is half capacity.

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Do you pick your nose when no one is looking? I pick my nose whenever it itches and my fingers are not dirty... or I rub it with the back of my hand.

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Would you like to see a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie? I would still like to see the second one since I no longer have the movie channels.

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Have you noticed that really lazy people will do anything to get out of doing anything? I think that really smart people are content with what they have at the time... vs working for someone who is to lazy too do the work himself but has more money.

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What's the best way to cook a turkey? compare it to a goose.

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If the people took power, would they re-write Law & Order? 99% of the people I have met are peacefull.... I think that human nature would be allowed to shine and slavery would be at an end.

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Why do poverty and corruption so rampant in the third world countries? run.

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Are you to drunk to drive your own car? nope... just had two beers and if I saw my old truck being driven around, I would have no problem jacking it back and navigating back to theif headquarters and smashing it into the side of their building so they could sell it again for the damages... I have never felt that way about them before but the police have it comming!

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If you treat your S/O the way you want to be treated what will happen? nothing if you are gay... If you are trying to figure out the opposite sex.... chances are you are going to learn a thing or two.

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Was Kanye West drunk when he embarrassed himself? embarrassed is quite harsh... drunk or not, I did not think highly of single ladies but had never even heard a taylor swift song before.

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What do you miss most about having about 3% what you used to have to spend on life's pleasures? other than that 97% of the cash flow

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Whats something you should not do at a restaurant? order it well done and put a rush on it to catch a flic.

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What style of clothes would you consider totally radical in today's fashions? fecal decor... I wouldn't wear shit to get in the book of world records!

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How would owls fare in delivering the mail? typically fowl.

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Which coast is better east or west? never fancied a body of water that did not have all four.

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What sort of things did your school cafeteria serve? I have never had a kitchen of my own yet.

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How big is your ego? my extra generation overlay is usually never louder than my recorded phrase... and my other ego needs a bit of stroking before you can see it from space, but I see it as below par now that the state rendered me almost useless... unfortunatly too big still to work for the government.

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Why do humans cry? can animals cry to? hmmmmm after the tears are depleted due to something bad, or good. the body triggers the reproduction of tears which in turn triggers the release of endorphins needed to endure the process of recovery, regaining fluid balance... I have noticed that people who cut themselves will cut untill they cry and think that it makes them happy.... I say save the fluids for a rainy day.

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I met a Buff Crested Bustard this last Sunday. Do you know what that is? sounds like a chick with more testosterone than her late father... just a guess

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What does terrorism look like? well...... it looks like a bad thing.......... if the people only knew that there was an honest intention to free the people behind it.... it would be seen as a beautiful progress.

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Do you think one side or the other is trying to dupe you? meh.. smoked anouther bowl and got over that one....... stop talking in my space!

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I work in Customer Service for one of the largest Cinema Chains in the United Kingdom. I was just wandering, do any of you guys offer your managers great advice that would improve the customer service you offer then the problem gets ignored? very sorry if your managers are dicking off when they have the simple task of providing over priced popcorn........ ask the regional miss-manager.... lol..... mrs. if she has married.

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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong? yep.... I doubt that even your parents were bold enough to name you that!

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Funny thing is...... as a youngster I attended a meeting at camp churchill and learned a vauable song that has kept me from joining the military.... not cuz I have kids yet but it is an option.... anyways it goes... left my wife, and 49 children(cont') starving condition with no ammunition and thought it was right.

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What's wrong with being left handed? handed what??????? if you got left with anything but a bill.... I say do not complain...... I say what the fuck is wrong with being amedexterouse____<---(actually the correct spelling when drunk and too lazy to research)

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Never take 4 oxy pills then drink and smoke. bad idea. promise me you won't? can't promise the no drink and smoke.... but oxy's were off my list one of the first times I tried them.... never been a big fan of under-water-land.

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What's one famous person that would NEVER make it in adult films? find me some footage of Martha Washington and you can call me a liar.

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FREE SPEACH........... OR GUESS WHAT THAT BEEP MEANT? I spellled it just like that

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How did you feel the first time you ate pizzA. EVER ANSWER WITHOUT PERMISSION?

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How did you feel the first time you ate pizzA. THE REST OF TIME IS WELCOME.........

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If a person wins astronomical amounts of money from their state Lotto, and the Banks only insure $150.000. Does one have to divide, say, $27.000.000 in several Banks? money is worth the same paper it is printed on by the governments that saught to enslave people from it's creation. Humanity is at the tipping point as far as considering it as valuable! because apparently it changes........ never for the better too....... just look at every government that has coined... point noted... slavery is inconsistancy of currency!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you like shopping? if you do what for? well... let me start by saying that my diet is a bit better... since I lost my company and the state now pays for my food because of that bogus dui, I don't mind spending more on myself to eat since the price isright ( jk... frugal as shit now that I want the budget to last a whole month )........fashion is the least of my concerns!

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How far have you traveled on a motorcycle? as far as the gas tank went... I still have a pair of shoes with no soles to prove it!

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RIP Patrick Swayze. What is your favourite film starring him? only one I can think of is.... no wait that was richard gear...... I can't even think of one.

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How do you know if you have a virus on your computer? known files increase by a certain proportion... certain things don't work anymore... your credit score had fallen rapidly.... 4 days after that you get a nasty phone call saying you owe a 900 number several thousand dollars... I hope you find out sooner rather than later if you have one... best of luck.

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Ever wonder if hillary told monica what to do? that was not the lost question btw

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What do you think is the most serious problem in the world? there is much worse problems somewhere else for sure but the worst problem I see is that I started a good company and was going to hire several others for work before a dui trial that took an absurd amount of time took away my ability to be productive in this planet.

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Will AI surpass human intelligence by 2020? AI will never be capble of surpassing human intelligaence....... unless it can spell better.... no I am kidding... it would have to be programmed to harm before it will........ I would be watching out for people with robotic training capabilities if I were you!

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What newspaper do you read? none... I am in debt....... the worst kind to be in in these times :(

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Have you ever wanted to live in the penthouse of a skyscraper? no... I want to live in a penthouse at ground level because I hear that living high in the sky throws our balance off.

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Why has the econonimic value of u.s. postal stamps changed so much when the nutritional value has stayed about the same? nonomic... ahhhh non omic lol

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Can fireplace ash be used as fertilizer? yep... especially if you are trying to grow old news and have a poor talent fire starter..... otherwise probably only at the lowest level of the root structure of the plant because nutrients never outweigh the space for the roots. hence hydro... I figure that ash is about a billion fold more dense than pearlite........... but if you only get around to watering once in a blue moon it could be...

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What have you eaten right out of the box? several types of boxed goods.

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How is the diameter of the pole faces in a magnet relevant to magnetic field strength? I also know force and current. do you imply that people dig there?

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I was fired from my job. They said I used the internet for my own personal use during work hours. We were told from time to time depending on our boss's mood that we could us the internet it we asked. I have been denied unemployment benefits. What to do? I never tried for unemployment because I owned my own business.... but chances are if you had a position where you could sit on your ass and abuse Internet provisions......... you should have been happy you had a job and tried to impress your boss vs the people on myspace.

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What scent are you wearing today? a person can not wear a scent and emit it at the same time. but since you asked it's that shit that smells like $12 that came from the trunk of a car.

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I just got let out of the penalty box. Who wants a beer? :-) my first guess is you... then the ziggy saki oi oi oi guy.... I know I want one too.... did you buy a twelve pack? I could go on...

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What is one thing every classic car should have? I believe I said it before.... but i probably spelled it wrong... they should have no governor.

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Do you think that we are in the last days? I am... I never had a credit card but I ended up in a massive amount of debt between the courts and my bank... I overdrew my account by four dollars and now I owe the bank over a hundred bucks... a debt that should be considered fictitious but hey... I don't have a job and it is not looking likely so rather than being a good bank... sell my supposed debt to the next idiot, I refuse to work...

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Is it unpatriotic to criticise your country or a useful way to make your country better ?. it is ineffective for the most part... despite quite a bit of criticism this place still gives rich lazy fuckers free money to tell the poor people what to do....... shame on earth!

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I am leaving for the beach tomorrow. I am packing my suitcase now, can you think of anything I forgot? A list of recent near-by lightning strikes to search for crazy looking crystals??? idk I tried thinking of the most forgot.

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Besides a cold shower or a fan, what are some other ways to feel cooler? I suggest optomizing the fan by using three thumb tacks... one you will need to suspend a mostly plastic box fan(because it's so light) at the top of the door frame( might need more than a thumb + hammer downward so the fan falls into the wall) then a thumb tack at the base of the fan to suspend a sheet so only the air from the top of the room escapes first.

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In Canada they have a point system for immigrants: job skills, able to live w/o assistance, etc. Should the US enact this to prevent a bunch of the problems we now have? all governments should stop proffiting from enforcing what people should do... even if that means that they have to do something themselves rather than tell others what to do... and your docter is only helping you by ripping off your insurance company... be weary of medications that require monitering... 90% not but some are scam.

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A car going at 30 m/s undergoes an acceleration of 2 m/s squared for 4 seconds. Whatis its final speed? exponentially doomed to fall apart unless there is a breaking system involved after the four seconds is up... which brings me to my next question.

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We have Dunkin Donuts commercials in California but we don't even have any locations here, at least not in the greater Los Angeles area, why do they bother having commercials? I am sure there is none left because of the ricockulas price of commercial proporty... that and the discount that comes along with the provider getting some free-b (local) air-time.

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If you were the last person left on Earth, what would you do? break into a lab that has some frozen eggs and hope the scientists made incemination a breeze.

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What does it mean, to "head one off?" to have diverted a potential threat... or offset a potential benefit... used in a sentance . I am glad I headed off that one that was gonna suck me dry in a bit mate, see the size of that bugger, I did not know mosquitos got so big! At least they fly slow, am I right?

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How many lakes and rivers are there in your local area and how important are they? many... mainly the delta. It is important to realize that due to the law inhibiting people from freely irrigating the(increasing fresh water supply) towards the sea... the bay area flooded last year leaving the bay eating shit water when the sewage system did not keep up in heavy rains... the land that desperatly needs it's water is dry and the ammount spent on de-salinization should make...

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Do you think Mexican immagrants have a right to be in the US, Green Card or not? I don't think the U.S. or Mexico should have the right to call itself by different names and work the people within for seperate currency enslavements... I think I should have been born in a "farmer/explorer" era... not the "everything has been done for you, now you have to work out a payment plan" era

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How do various rear panels (connector slots) differ from motherboard to motherboard? location location location... are you engineering a chasis?

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Are you using a computer mouse? What does it say on your mouse pad? no... swash, swash, fingerprint, dash, curved swash, fingerprint, swash, double fingerprint... the rest appears to be smudged.

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Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge or at room temp.? fridge... i figure if it looks like I have barely any food, let it look like that in the cupboards.

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Who has a better understanding of reality, a scientist or an astrologer? unfortunatly reality is still in the eye of the beholder... thus argument.

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What areas of the skin are most sensitive to light or touch? the nerves as far as touch... I forget the name of the things that produce melanine.

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You are stranded on an island and your best friend is laying dead next to you. If there was no other way, would you eat him/her? depends on what else is on the island... but like you said no other way... chances are I would find a way to use him as bait for something bigger so as to have a better chance at survival so I could be alive to notify his familiy... then I would hope he did not have a will that specifically stated his dying wish... even then if it is a mutual best friend I think he would not mind the last...

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Should loud religious noise be banned as it is noise pollution? like loud lesbian noise? sorry, I could not resist throwing another dogma reference... no offense Alanis some of your shiz is pretty good.

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What can I do to make it look bigger? get closer

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Anyone ever get mad at a farmer????? I never had anyone put more than praise to my plantings.... so....... anyone ever say..."hey, why the *uck does your beep give me more than I need? must have been lemons

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Anyone ever get mad at a farmer????? I never had anyone put more than praise to my plantings.... so....... anyone ever say..."hey, why the *uck does your beep give me more than I need? I am only laughing out loud at this point because the president alone knows what I said behind those beeps.

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When will a sunflower seed be worth more than a dollar based on looking at the last hundred years of the dollar? I still get fifteen sunflower seeds for a dolleen.

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What foods make you feel full longer? the ones that make me constipated.

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What is your oldest possession? ahhh... my friend you are thinking... it would have to be the sperm!

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I say "Guns" you say? seeds........ sometimes salty.

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Other than your own, which accent would you like to have? that on the positive... elevating the negative does not work well so I try to keep up.

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Please suggest me name of drinking water brand name (eg. Bislery) water from the hose... not the best tasting unless you water the plants first.

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Have you ever bought a round of drinks for the entire bar? yes... then I spent 30 grand(almost all I had) fighting a dui that would have cost $1700 if I plead guilty right away... now I am lucky to find someone doing what I did for people.

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What is the greatest gift that you can receive? one that required insight as to the type of shiz I like.

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If one day... POOF! You turned into Lindsey Lohan what would you do first? I would play with my tits and go shopping.

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Sorry my camera sucks... but did I get drunk and knock this chair over or was it strategically placed like this by someone? see pic in answer here

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When the earth turns from a standpoint of magnetic surplus into an electrical surplus in 2012 what will happen? magnetic diss-lightning......... I know this because I graduated from Mcqueen high school in reno! when lightning was at it's most prevelant.

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Would the great American dust bowl have ever happened if they let the native Americans who knew the land run it? is anyone else kevin "cost" ner enough to retrieve it?

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Considering that America is the most powerful country in the world in a number of different ways, if you had the opportunity, what new subject would you put in American classrooms that you think would benefit the rest of the world in the long run? seed germination.

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Why was my grandfather on my mothers side(cop) first on the crime seen before the coroner to explain my fathers "real" death to me as a kid? have you ever had to entertain the idea that you grandfather-in-law... might have killed your real father?

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Would you make your first payment on 09/09/09... even if your check will bounce since the police took away your truck and tools and drug you through the mud on a 16 month trial that cost everything you had? see pic in answer 09/11/09 is gonna be very bad! notice that the part where it describes the penalty for not paying was hidden in the laminated perforated tear off part that (although I tried to steam and separate) was unreadable... I can only imagine that it says that If I can find a job that my wages will be garnished but... who knows

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Would you make your first payment on 09/09/09... even if your check will bounce since the police took away your truck and tools and drug you through the mud on a 16 month trial that cost everything you had? see pic in answer 09/11/09 is gonna be very bad! it's coming... It will not upload... I am making it into a video hold on... this document proves california's intent to put stuff in the fine print or run it off the page... hold on

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What is not chronologicaly possible in this statment "After this moment, have I seen." you will see... after any moment now.

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Before american currency became unstable due to war, would the game show ever have had made itself interesting??? everyone would get bored back when things went smooth... everyone knew that was the price and it never used to flux one way only... more? former category... the price is right

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Would you learn how to talk to yourself better if you could thwart all distractions? or is talking to yourself a bad thing... I hear you can be locked up for it... 1

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Have you tried angervent.com? It's not bought yet so that's the answer 2??? thanks for spoiling it.

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Chances are that if you don't have points for it... _ did not read that yet? nay sayers... not a single one, carry on.

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I learned more from a retarded person on the street than I did from some of my professers... why do you think I paid them so much more than pocket change? humility is hard to learn... props for finding a little.

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Do you think that doctors and HMO's are "in bed" with pharmaceutical companies? nope... they are fucking the insurance companies every chance they get!

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\?\?\?\?\?\?\? wow... this question was actually ???????.... I guess that having four dashes in a row is illegal... now if this were morse code we would have a problem communicating.

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Is "\" not recognized in answers or is it a virus or something deleting all the \\\\\\\'s wtf.. this time it appears to delete the first few???

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Give me some t-shirt quote "S/"... wait that was a spandex quote... how about 2 for $10

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Surprized to find that when that dentist dug his instument into your teeth... it was not to diagnose a cavity... but to create future income? fuck yea... especially since the ones I have are mostly mercury.

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Is it possible to remineralize teeth? This site claims you can and has a dentist backing it up: http://h2lo.com/dental_health the ada more often than not does not respect the hippie oath and tries to make more customers for it's industry... the sick fucks!!!

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Can water be sublimated? no... but it is subject to natuaral sublimination... I wonder how those super sonic piezos from humidification devices works on ice.... better yet could they be an engine???

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What is the name of your black and white cat? zebralter.

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Do you wear a wrist watch on a daily basis or just for special occasions? What kind? nope... trying to get rid of my timers tan.

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Is brown becoming the new blonde?? Like all the girls at my school are dying there hair brown now. Do guys like brunnettes better? nope... hair, or color for that matter don't say shit compared to a beautiful voice.

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The word 'self-' can be collocated with_____. how well you know you can do something... self serve is often better. assuming you meant allogated??? could be wrong.

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Have you ever hidden a material or an idea so well that you lost it... then cursed yourself for it's reclusiveness... and it returned to sight long after you thought it was gone forever and felt the true beauty stored within reunion? I have a cell phone.... need more of an answer?

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Have you ever fought with someone over the arm rest in a cinema? only in the the sub-conscience... I offered my drink... when he got up to pee it was all mine.

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"THATS THE LAW"... bend over... or "thats the law??? let us stop supporting nonsense. "

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! It changed by itself... a gradient blue screen... If I did not know any better I would say my computer did it by itself.

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Tell me 5 good reasons to become a Christian. there are thousands of religions... pick one already(tap tap tap)...(could be a bad reason) jesus didn't kill you...(also not the best reason) dinosaurs would have killed you if our creator didn't get rid of em. (dinosaurs might taste good) there is a downside to every argument against a dead guy... (he sees you but you can't see him ) Because you grew up and think...

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What's the one occupation you'd never do regardless if they paid you alot? I would not consider anything that requires driving... being that my dl will be suspended yet another year as mandated... even though I already suffered a year and a half of trail without it fighting the ticket.

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What is 'The Art of War'? the depiction of the human condition in a position of war.

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Is there a swamp cooler that will not raise my power bill? yes but you have to be able to lift 75 lbs... make a pully system suspended from the undereve of the home. your blower fan will limit the descent speed of your weight(similar to the way a wind up music box fan on the final spindle regulates the play speed of the rotary containing the brail staff. 18 or so feet of measuring tape, up through the pully then spindled about the first gear's...

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Humminguines are more often than not genuine right? confused...is that the same as a penguimmmmmmmmmm bird?

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I think I'm turning into an answerbag addict. Should I really care? nope... the allowances I myself have spent here are above and beyond what I can afford... yet I answerblab on... awaiting the day the cops take me away for the debt on that shoes untied violation!!!

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Do green apples taste more sour to you compared to red ones? yes... But I am more of a texture person... the red ones are soft and always seem (past fresh)

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Nasa wants to go to Mars, I wonder, has nasa really been to the moon yet? the moon came to nasa according to the law of attraction... seeing as how they brought us back some chalk.

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Does the fact that the moon is smaller but placed in proportion... exactly... with respect to(distance difference)... the same exact size in appearance as the sun??? this world was created... it is not the result of the big bang... it's the big thang no? or is there really a death star??? I'm not sayin hail darth vader but when I see that someone on north america said they saw the moon the same time it was a miracle in asia... I wonder who saw what???

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If you can still say this question is nonsense and delete it... are you going to call it nonsense and have it deleted even if it is a good question? thanks spacey... I still wonder if I will come back months later and this answer has changed... but for now... is there space for me in there??? nice avatar for now *.*

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Gidget, the Taco Bell spokesdog died at 15 from a stroke. She was known for the tagline ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell,’ Will you miss her? one last answer as well... dig a well if your water bil doubles.

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Is it redundant to ask if someone's inventions have been stolen if you know you found them before they did? not to say that yours was not first but... where did mine go?

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Was the new Terminator movie worth seeing, yes or no(please don't give details that spoil)? lacking sleep I krept into the theatre to escape the heat of the day and fell asleep for the most part because my house is too hot sometimes at night. I'll actually see it when it comes to tv but the parts I was not nodding off in the cool environment seemed very action packed.

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Is there anything the Terminator can't do? create life... he can copy it at best.

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Where do cats go when they die? depends on the cat... some go get mummified and some go to the birds... the irony those vultures propose dragging in those circles.

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How does one form a revolution in the current society? it's tough on the internet... posts containing the word revolution are often deleted... I tried to find a post of mine containing the text "dark roof revolution" that pertained to my idea on lighter rooftops but it has dissapeared??? I don't know what to think now, i think someone may have discredited my good question as nonsense so they could take credit for it... now I am...

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Do you have your own dance pole? I once rented an appartment that had been converted from a basement and it had a pole... but the diameter was too great because the girls who tried could not get a grip on it.

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Have you ever been tazed or pepper-sprayed? I experianced a mild pepper reaction when someone lit one off in a store I was in the other isle over... but I have experianced the pressure point holds police are trained with, and my friend was tazered quite badly for no reason at all... we should sentance the police to becoming farmers like the rest of us and let all things grow.

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What would you do if aliens tried to get into your home? charge em rent... shit I have to find some way to make money since my company was destroyed.

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For my laptop, the motherboard is fried. Is there any way to get things out of it, such as vacation pictures, or files? the hard drive on laptops often has easy access... take it out and put it in a system that works via your choice of interface... rather than reformatting the way some companies suggest to thwart supplying so many hours of tech support

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Does your power go off much where you are? yes... my breaker panel is from the sixties they are supposed to be 15A but somehow two 3A devices seem to trip it.

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Is it possible to get pregnant from oral sex? if you spit it in your hand and shove it in your vag when he is not looking... a shamefull act but women do it all the time.

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Is "how jai" a native american greeting........ or an inquiry of one's sobriety? the real question is what native language is the name Jai???

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If you could would you like the the seconds to go slow so you will have more time. changing the measurment base wont fix it... would I like to be faster though??? yes... I feel like I used to be so much faster... ever since the cops damaged my wrists... playing music feels like trying to play video-games with frost-bitten fingers.

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I say Im hot.... you say ___________ don't bitch at me... bitch at the sun... and turn on any bathroom exaust fans(especially if upstairs) and wait for it to cool off... that or take off your shirt cuz your too sexy for it... depending on what you meant by hot.

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Is Mars more interesting than the moon? if you don't have a telescope I suppose.

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When you "blame it on the spirits"... does that mean the booze spirits or the afterlife spirits? has anything really wierd happened to you at the exact moment someone you knew died?

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Have you ever or will you ever pay to join answerbag? nope... thinking is free and I don't see why sharing it should not be.

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Who sang "I Want to Know What Love Is"? they guy who wants to be shown... I remember the song but not the name.

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Can you grow your own shit? hell yaaa!....... if the F.D.A. starts to hassle you then tell em the dirt did it.

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Is intelligence sexy? right said fred never said he was too sexy for his head... or he would be a ghost.

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Should your computer components be gold plated if they will be outdated next week? are you too stunned to answer or what??? I was sure this would be a hair raiser (no pun intended with respect to asian pronunciation)

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Is education the great equaliser? when distributed and spelled correctly yes.

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I say "Guinness" you say? genera alike bring brilliance against the calling of a "car bomb" having a bad reputation.......... not to be blamed on the irish.

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What did Jesus do in his spare time? spared killing the haters in sacrafice of his life... I could be wrong.

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Why hasn't bin-laden been found yet? that's what i, as do many would like to know he was a distraction or is still a threat... either way this planet has been a gracefall of success by a gardener's standard.

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Why is it called "Maths" in Britain, yet it's "Math" in America? I did not know that was the case... hmmm, interesting... I have not been able to afford to travel much. I have solved single equations before but they often require more than one element of math... but truely I supose you can not math a single number without another so it should always be plural. something to think about, thanks *.*

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Do animals understand smiles? yes... often misunderstood when teeth are shown.

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What percent of all the math you learned in school have you actually used in real life? all of it... unless those classes were all a dream... but practically... maybe 40%

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word 'laundry'? two of the last things left to wear are the ones or twos that signal laundry must be done soon... but I also used to iron my money when I was a kid so it looked fresh and stacked well.

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Does abortion kill a human being? If not, what species does it kill? I supose it would... Unless the abortion was faked for profit, in which case it will kill the girl inside if she is fortunate enough to grow a conscience.

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Do you like rap music or is rap crap? I like anything anyone ever says.

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Why would God create nonbelievers? He likes new nicknames every thousand years or so.

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What is government? the neglect of realization that there is a diety, result of no single diety being decided upon... also resulting in a crock of shit making life horrible for anyone who does not join.

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My grandfather's flag fell on the ground quite abruptly and a star fell off so I lit it on fire because that's what I heard should be done. I can't bear to burn the rest of it. It should fetch $20,000 to be fair... is it "_" selling it on e-bay?(grounded) $19,000 or best offer of course.

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My grandfather's flag fell on the ground quite abruptly and a star fell off so I lit it on fire because that's what I heard should be done. I can't bear to burn the rest of it. It should fetch $20,000 to be fair... is it "_" selling it on e-bay?(grounded) Is it illegal?

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Yesterday in court I met a very interesting person while waiting in the lobby... she had called the cops on her own son for MIP(18 yrs old kid) wtf??? anyways, her name was Kelly but I'll call her Angel face blurts when nervous and may have passed gas? the funny thing is that she did start the conversation with a loud blurt... I don't know why she was so interesting but I thought it was worth mention...

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Im an Australian resident - and I have a single member US LLC that is registered in Delaware. I have also, an US Bank Account link to my LLC. I am located in Australia, and have no physical prescence in the US. Will i need to file for US income tax? lol... sorry I am no help here but when you typed australian resident, it made my think "president" at first cuz I am drawing weary and the eyes reflect that... who is the head honcho in australia? and what is his title... for some reason they don't teach us much of the world round here...they feed us bullshit about how it's the best place there is... which is very sad if...

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Have cats purrfected the art of getting what they want? not the cats that I had... they wanted to sleep on the hot asphalt in the middle of the road.

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Would you call yourself a carefull driver? I only had two collisions... once I was on a steep hill and had my foot on the brake, but heading for a job interview at 16 and digging in the car's side panel for a pen, I scraped the side when I narrowly missed a parked EA motorsports trailer... the second collision was because I failed to engage my parking brake and overnight my car cruised across the court... that or someone was...

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How does George Forman Grill know when to shut off? just a guess... but they went with a timer cuz it's the cheapest.

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We should write for the ___ and not the ___?fill in the blank. masses, profit.

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Do you purchase your movie tickets on line nowdays, or still from the theatre when you get there? I walk in and act retarded when confronted by security. jk, I have not tried it yet but I think it will work =D

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I say "Sarah Palin" you say? that's the best you could come up with? she left herself wide open and all you come up with is her name??? I say you need to go back to dishing it out 101 or the bush jokes.

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How can God love me if I'm such a terrible sinner? research a little history... you are not that bad.

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Is michael Jackson's death going to be like Elvis's, where many say he is still alive and in hiding? es possible... ¿quien sabes?

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Let's play - spin the _____? truth to make it funny.

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Does walking at least 15 to 20 minutes a day help you loose weight if you eat the same and walked less than that before then yes.

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Why isn't the Milky Way "crawling with life"? it is made up of substances that could vaporize even most warm blooded creatures.

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Why do all of the hulk's clothes rip off his body when he transforms, except for his pants? he was not yoked right or the g rating stepped in???

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Are women more intelligent than men? during grammer school years I thought so... but that's because they matured faster I think.

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87,367+3,832-897x(440/40)=? times 11... yawn

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Are you ready? no... I am rephrasing the question and if "are you ready "yet"" is used already too then it will be are we ready yet, if that has been used then I'm takin off for the night

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Do you belive in Darwin theory...or in Adam and Eve ??? and Why? I have my own theory based on both... look up umpda and yala in my past q and a's

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How to add 15% to 10.00 dollars deplete value by 20% and keep five while giving away the appearance of free money... dirty rotten thieves... arrrgggg

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The executioner asks you if he can do anything for you before he executes you, any last requests? can you execute yourself first?

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Is 87 divisible by 3? yes... three is also divisible by 87 but the answer is less than 1

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If a round of drinks were on me, what would you be having? body shots i guess... given your avatar, don't be discouraged if I decline the offer but thanks none the less =D

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Stationary bike or a bicycle? hybrid... charge your bike as a workout before a good shower and ride it sweat free to work.

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Why am I so stupid? although short and sweet... the question leaves me no reason to believe that you might be... but it implies self doubt which is stupid... I do it too but there is no reason for it. =)

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What are some inedible fruits and why are they? the ones at the grocery store that you can not afford.

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Why bulls dont have spectacles? because they would become the matador... which is surprisingly much worse than witnessing the death of a bull.

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Would you have any interest in trying out a machine gun? I'll bring the knife like an idiot in this gun fight... I am pretty sure that if someone tossed me one in a time of need I could learn on the fly... from what I hear they are not as tough to operate as sattelite bombing, as far as accuracy that is.

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Besides coffee,what is 1 thing you could see in a starbucks? you could see anything... what you are probably gonna see is too high of a price.

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If Jesus was God ... Then how can this be consistent with the following crystal clear statement in the bible: "He (God) is the only one who cannot die. He lives in light that no one can come near. No one has seen him, nor can they see him.[1 Timothy 6:16] who's the little devil that says to walk towards the light then???

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Why doesn't God speak audibly? he's a ventriliquist with no mouth of his own.

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What does it mean when i have really violent thoughts of killing people? did you recently get fucked by the justice system? I hope the feeling is natural but who knows.

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How do people install keyloggers on someone else's computer? I wanna know how the hell they get key inputers on them.

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I know we all hate paying bills, but what one bill do you REALLY hate paying? I will never pay the bill for my time spent hostage of docters... my credit is ruined but I stand on premise that they are not justified in ripping of my insurance... I'm not a behavioral hazard... just a victim of the institutions.

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In poker, which hand beats four of a kind? royal flush is the greatest hand possible.

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How many cards does each player have in a game of Texas hold 'em poker? seven cards

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If the parent does Drugs and Alcohol will the kids do as well when they grow up or will they never try it? you mean there is actually people who never did??? I know there is many who say they never did cuz it's illegal, but really???

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If i asked to to write me an english essay would you? solomente si correctes la palabra a tu.

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My son starts secondary school in september, and will need new backpack/sports trainers etc. I am not very "down with the kids", so don't know which brands are acceptable and which will cause him a social death. Can anyone point me in the right direction? get him a gift card then it's not your fault... if he looks stupid it's his fault... hint... don't let your wife tell him what to get either... he'll figure it out.

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Dontcha wish you can do this? = ♪♫♪♫ [too cool, huh?] ;-) when is the video coming?

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Who would win in a fight? Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck. did donald duck have a former name?

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What is the value of 9^0? it's good for a laugh when you look at it upside down.

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All Men Lie: True or False? can't say I have not before or will not in the future, but I can say that future occurances are becoming if not impossible, highly unlikely after I started growing this thing called a conscience.

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What is the world going to be like when you take control? or give control to the people...

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I say "all electronics made in china" you say? because of emmisions reulations maybe?

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Who's the ultimate singer to listen to when you're lonely? this guy

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Is there a more retarded film then Bruno? deleted scenes from bruno??? I am sure there is much worse somewhere.

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Does resistance initiate superiority, within the concept being resisted? resitance is the initiation of conflict, usually initiated by the underdog to overturn popular opinion of inferiority, within bounds of it's own definition it remains the same.

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Do you perfer a Bar/ Pub where you can play Pool with friends, a TAB and Pokies... or a club with a DJ and Dancefloor? somewhere to play pool... but duex gros nez was cool in reno without a table or a dancefloor.

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Ice cream float - which goes first? The ice cream or the soda? the soda... especially if root beer because root beer foam takes long enough to subside by itself... when it hits the ice cream you could be waiting almost three times as long for bubbles to retreat.

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I have a 16 yr old girl who has friends that are 18/19 yrs old. I do not want her hanging out with them, needless to say she thinks I am controlling her life...right or wrong? look at it this way... do you want your kid to hang out with people your age???

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What type of bird are you most likely to see in your local area? it used to be quail... I have heard one but not seen one in a while... as soon as they became protected by california state law, they started diminishing much faster.

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Root Beer Float or Banana Split? one of each of those and a sunday aughta do the trick. thanks =)

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What is your favorite "Leftovers" food? mashed potatoes are always better when the touch of a microwave button is all that is needed to prepare them.

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Do you like mushrooms? At all? Some people just do not like the texture. I mash them up and stuff tortelini with them. Does that sound good? sounds much better than raw ones with dirt on them =D

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By the act of identification, have you verified a existence? I don't know my ass from a hole in the sky. but I know an existance when I see two.

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If each lottery has two winning tickets, and you buy two tickets to the same lottery, what is the probability that you will have at least one winning ticket? NOTE:To answer the question there are 2 lotteries in town, each of which sells exactly 100ticket 2%... 4% if you buy two of each lottery.

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What can cause a 1996 Nissan Sentra battery to keep going dead if everything checks out on the computer at Autozone and Advanced auto? the nissan sentra has a fuse that controls the odometer and the alternater at the same time... are you still putting miles on it?

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Could you be displayed and utilized as a represenative of failed morality? it could be viewed that way... but I know for a fact I was able to prove to a jury that I was not drunk based on the fact that even the cops gave me reputable recollection of their account of my mind state... I was not drunk by my account and the police's account... therefore the morality behind letting a machine determine sobriety is in severe jeopordy.

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Would you accept a government mandate that a microchip be placed under your skin? nope, but it probably happened already.

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What is a torrent? –noun 1. a stream of water flowing with great rapidity and violence. 2. a rushing, violent, or abundant and unceasing stream of anything: a torrent of lava. 3. a violent downpour of rain. 4. a violent, tumultuous, or overwhelming flow: a torrent of abuse. 5. A way for all to experiance the joys of files and software they would not be able to afford without a torrent.

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Have you ever run into wildlife while driving? arguably I could have hit a deer... but it hit me really... darted out from the bush going faster than I was and seemed like it hit me rather than me hitting it... if cocaine was not illegal my friend with the coke in his pocket would have let me go back and check on it.

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Besides drinking, What else might you see happening in a bar? then band setting up.

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How would you describe your personality in four words or less? noble, unreasonably feared, pissed.

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I say "Fast and Furious" you say? yes I am and yes you are... now what should I buy with the winnings???

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Do some people hate you? I would like to think not, but there must be a couple out there, idk why.

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Why do people deal drugs? because an income suppliment is often needed... If I would have kept selling weed and never moved to california I would be surviving on my own and not using the salvation army for survival.

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What would you do if your adult son/daughter wanted to move back in with you? put them to work around the house... there is not many jobs out there since machines do all the work these days.

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Can you sue 2 companies for the same issue. One of the companies lied to me and I can't figure out which one, can I take them both to court and let judge decide who lied not if one of the companies was a tow truck company and the other is the justice system... they fuck people over and don't even seem to care.

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Do you have a funny work situation to share? If anyone finds my work situation funny they are as cold hearted as can be.

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(For Americans) Name a country that starts whith a U? unity... the other ones where already named... unity in it's entirety is encompassing enough to include all the eye can see in this universe.

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What can I make with sardines? a bigger fish's last meal.

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I have a 2000 jeep cherokee (xj) that had all 4 speakers quit while I was driving. The sound was fairly loud, but not to an extreme. The aftermarket head unit is still lit up and seems to function correctly. I even purchased a new (pioneer) unit to see if there must be a second amp or something... if the connections to the head are rca wires then that is probably the case.

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When was the last time that you contacted your Senator or Representative and expressed your opinion on a matter. Do you even know who they are? I may for the first time... what is the contact info CA?

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Who is your FAVORITE actor and the movie you like that their in? Mine is Jim Carrey and the movie i like the most that hes in is YES MAN roger rabbit... in who framed roger rabbit.

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Would you consider yourself a Mushroom? I bear little resemblance to a closed cap cubie, but maybe I could... It would take an act of extrospection I am unsure I can perform.

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What/which is the most beautiful emotion you have experienced? lucidity

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What is an abortion? An abortion is used to describe the result of a descision made to not carry out a plan of action, often used in the event of an unwanted pregnancy....... I willingly paid my half of an abortion... I still feel terrible about it but after seeing what a mess the world has become, I think I did it a favor.

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Life is....What? a cosltly dui has taken away my ability to work for myself and may very well mean that I will never own my own home or be able to support a family unless I marry for money or the economy turns around... life is... much worse than 2 years ago.

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Can you name a band or a music artist who's stage name is a food? the beets... now performing their smash hit "Killer Tofu"

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Is there any video editors out there that can scratch with blu-ray quality....... if so... do you think that is better than my turntable designed in the seventies? well... other than video... digital has nothing on that king of quality.

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Surprise birthday or planned birthday? surprise deathday... I wanna be at least 150.

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How common are stillbirths these days? outnumbered one to eight via precident set by john and kate.

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Do you get annoyed by tautology? also thanks for teaching me a new word mr old =D

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Do you get annoyed by tautology? only tauntaulogly.

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When does 'old age' set in? when you start telling kids what to do and they start acting up.

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Is there a classical radio station in your area? you mean one that was not turned into a parking lot for advertisment cornering intersts??? I doubt any survived... I find it funny that the banwidth increased 10 fold with hd but the ability to start a station diminished 15 fold =(

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Would you ever try acupuncture? only if it was a virus

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Do you ever go to the movies alone? nope... I don't do anything nowadays... My bank account is missing all it's zeros because I decided to fight the law on .08 being a suitable standard of legally drunk for all persons. With the feast that I had that day there is no way that with as little booze I drank it would be .09.

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Where did the phrase "jinx, you owe me a soda" come from? atlanta =D

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Do you believe everyone meets God in the afterlife? nope... as many people as god has pissed off... there will be some that never get the chance.

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Are you going to see the new Sasha Cohen movie "Bruno"? not untill it's free.

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Were you afraid of your father when you grew up or now this question leads us to assume you have found the fountain of youth and have grown down... or have grown shorter in your later and less cartilage-filled years of youth and your father found the fountain??? or you are a kid wondering how it feels to face his father as an adult... I can't answer the latter sadly.

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Can you detect your absent-mindedness? no... I don't think anyone can... I can usually detect my truant-mindedness as soon as it shows back up but I still burn a thing or two in the kitchen.

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Do you think it should be illegal to ride a bicycle whilst intoxicated? only in someone elses lane.

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What kind of shampoo and conditioner did you use today? flea and lice... hartz brand or something like that... I actually used it two days ago but reaped the rewards today when I got home and it smelled like fresh dog rather than... well... what it smelled like before.

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Is sarcasm over the internet like light refraction through water? Distorted & bent? yes... I am still waiting for a live version of audio bag... the voice defines much more than the fingers.

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How do i send a text from my computer to a AT&T phone? 811.com

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Is it ever good baseball strategy to swing at a 3-0 pitch? you know that if the bases are juiced hes not gonna throw junk, 2 outs, your the 2nd cleenup hitter, down by three and one arm joe and jeremy slow are crossing their fingers they don't even get up. even then debateable

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How long can a deceased person be kept in a coffin and not buried or placed into a crypt? ironically longer in a cheaper built one... the poor manufacturing causes better air flow.

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Why does America has more prisoners than any other industralised nation - maybe even China? Because it has too many redundant and self destructive laws, and it has too many people still willing to enforce them for profit.

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Can you believe Michael Jackson is dead? I didn't see the body... but I can believe it, he was quite captiviating as I remember as a kid.

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...why are you running late?... because walking late is just plain rude.

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Can my baby eat cereal at 2 and a half months If you feed your baby 2.5 month old cereal... you are a bad parent...... but I play with words so a grain of salt should make the cereal a little like Life cereal... If they only had a sweet and salty option??? seven grains of wheat and one speck of sugar??? wtf?

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Do you believe that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male? if that conclusion is impartial then yes... but the way I see it, nobody on earth should have power over another... and for someone to think himself so proper fit to be able to is the cause of what we know as goverment... it has allowed slavery to continue at the cost of so many lives that even the mose fruitfull of plains are dessolate.... I am not checking my spelling... I am counting my seeds.

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I'm fighting my sleep,so I'm going to bed AB.Do you sleep with a fan?* I employed my weed eater as a fan tonight... I held it high where the warm air was and as sure as it blows leaves around... it cooled off my house quickly...... I figure it is fair because the people blowing leaves wake me up all too early... I can seek coolness all too late.

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What was the last library book you borrowed? music copywrite law... they would not let me take it cuz it's in the reference section... i would have read more but they wrote it in that jargon that would have put me to sleep without some loud music in the library... no words of course but loud.

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Would you like to hear some funky dixie land? no... let go of my hand. jk

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What story are you going to read to me? I'm gonna write you one and you have to find a better reader.

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Can you tell me some greek foods please I could suggest some... but I don't like telling people what to do.

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Capitalism vs. Socialism. Which do you prefer? niether.

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Are you responsible for the sins of those who owned slaves? idk if any of my ancestors ever owned slaves but I hope they did not... I would like to think of them as the ones that helped them win freedom... either way i'm not responsible for the tradgedies of history.

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Why do we embalm the dead? I wonder why we burn em.

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What's wrong if a person have so much self-hate? they need to find something to laugh about.

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How can a water bottle be modified to keep cold water cool for long? place it in a larger bottle for insulation.

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Do you get away with much at work? nope... but the thieves who took my opportunity to work got away with it.

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DO YOU THINK BEING A GRAFITTI ARTIST IS BAD??? WELL TO GO TAGGIN IN THE STEERS? BUT...IM GOOD AT IT?... nope... I disslike plain walls. but explain the steers? is that the same as the cutties or does that mean dilivernce from graffiti on government owned shiz?

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Are there any Religions, Schools, Courses, training folk in 'What to do once you find yourself dead'? ranging from "walk towards the light" to "fun things to do from the grave" there are plenty of things written with explinations from the grave... I just wonder how they wrote it if they were dead???

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What do you say to someone whos given up on life? the same thing my boss at the italian restaurante always said... "you're still alive?" I know he was happy that I always showed up for work on time but what a fucked up way to show his appreciation... that and "every time I see you, you are chewing" were his catch phrases... I wonder now if he was poisoning the food or had a great sense of humor and humility.

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Why are ghosts so popular in asian countries? maybe there is more of them over there... the west is new.

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Is it better to be rich in the pocket or rich at heart? well after having the riches stolen... I realize that I am still happy so I guess rich at heart, as long as it keeps beating I'll crack a smile untill my brain stops working.

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If you could own any artwork on earth, what would you choose? I would like to share Cher's original face with people these days.

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Will you go to heaven or hell? idk... depends on how I die... I could go to neither.

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Do you play to win? I play for fun and compete to win.

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What's the largest sum of money you have ever made or obtained for yourself in one day? I made several hundred dollars one day when the economy was still good... and still hope to do much better one day.

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I have to kick a habit of biting my nails. any idea how to make it a little easier? don't think of it as a habit but a task... but realize that patience is a virtue and there are tools available to help... ohh fuck it just bite em, I myself have recieved pleasure from my own personal matinence of this nature but have also found myself with a bloody gum on occasion... take care with either method.

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Do you think it's okay to just simply yell at someone who's pissed you off sometimes? the silent treatment is a noble choice as well.

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How do you eat your juicy Carles Jr potobello mushroom six burger? in the future... if I ever have one.

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What are some things you don't like about Spore? the fact that I don't even know what it is... a video game or something???

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Is there any home remedies to repell snakes that at least somewhat work? certain frequencies might do it but lol... the first time I read this Q I miss-read it as an insult to my ability to spell, I thought you meant "re-spell snakes" and was about to say... I don't have spell check for heavens "sake"

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I believe in a God, do you? I believe in it.

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Have you ever tried 2Cb? good god was that a great time! I felt I needed a shower shortly after sorting it and fortunate enough for me the shower was marble *.* only did it a few times though.

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Have you lived in the same place your whole life, or do you move frequently? I just moved back here to CA about 2 years ago into one of my grandparents house where I spent some of my time as a kid. I moved to NV when my mom's job entailed a promotion of sorts when CA started getting to expensive. there I lived with the fam untill on my own, when I moved several times in search of a fair rent. but less than 10 all together.

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Bigger loss of a fat, funny guy: John Candy or Chris Farley? I consider them a gain for the laughs they left behind.

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What is the average age to get your first white hair? I think that at 25 I still lower the average... but I have even seen young kids begin getting white hair.

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What are some simple ways to make money that anyone can do? "make" your own money??? your gonna need a pretty eleaborate mint so as not to be counterfieted. not everyone can do that... just rich people.

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Whats your all time favorite 80s band? It's a toss up between vfh and uhf... they claimed that video killed the radio star but I think it was that steve urkel voice.

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If you knew of a teacher who was constantly teaching grade school hungover, would you say anything? yes... I would crack jokes about the smell of her coffee and the half naked man on her screen saver. But I learned how to type because of her computer class.

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Websites always recommend a strong password, is a password formatted like this $KxMe2&4 strong enough? not if that is really your password... the cats kinda out of the bag.

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How much preparation does it take to tell the truth? none at all... it should seem natural.

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How can I stimulate my creativity so I can get over my writers' block? I used to find inspiration in research... especially when relavant to the topic you are writing about.

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Do Americans play cricket? I am sure some do... I have not had the pleasure yet.

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Things i should know to be a good PR person...? :) everyone is a relative of yours if you look back far enough so treat em like family.

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Does drug addiction promote fulfillment? drug appreciation does depending on if is the drug of choice or not.

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How come you just didn't say so? because I said so???

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Where did Winnie the Pooh live? he spent most of is time in a honey jar, but I don't think that is where he lived.

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Has it occurred to you that "God" and "Satan" are two sides of the same entity? yes... I like reducing the unexplainable to one source.

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In Texas an 18 year old with mental disabilities and an IQ of 47 was sentenced to 100 years in prison for fondling his neighbors son. This poses a question that may inspire many debates but...Your thoughts on crimes and sentences of the mentally disabled? did his lawyer come up with mentally disabled or did the administer of the i.q. test? idk what to say either way.

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What "infomercial" did you see last night? a self help book for organization technique... I was looking for the remote but I should have been looking for the phone *.*

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What do you think of people who stick gum under tables? I think their tibia and fibia should be more like pinocchio's nose.

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Do you believe that God sends messages to us in our Dreams? If so how do you know? What dream did you have where you felt God was sent you a message? possibly, if so then god is pretty strange sometimes... I make much more sense of what I see as possible signs when awake.

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You quit smoking I understand that. Do you still crave it and maybe sneak one once in a blue moon? I quit smoking every time the embers near the filter. I don't sneak em, I smoke em, sometimes where prohibited if I will not be bothering anyone.

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What is your favorite memory that has to do with a crackling fire, whether in a fireplace or a campfire? smoked crack once... much more effective than snorting it but way to strong for me.

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Who Is that I hear crying right now? cheer up *.*

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Do you find it hard to listen to someone who has an annoying voice? It's no harder to listen to, it's just annoying... earlier today I was thinking about what makes peoples voice sound so nasal and sonically profiling them with the people who had never experianced a good cocaine binge.

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In general, do you think stand-up comics have gotten better or worse over the years? sooner or later even the best run out of fresh material.

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Ok I just had the sensation of falling like I do in my dreams sometimes but I was sittting what doe sthat mean? did you take any E? I felt like i was riding above the car in the fog once.

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Okay my job interview went extremely well. She was a very nice lady. She said she'd call by the latest of Wednesday evening whether or NOT I got the job. But she didn't call :( Should I call the store tomorrow to talk to her to see what's going on? showing up in person makes it harder for them to say no.

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What do you think about the government taking over the healthcare business? Has Obama gone too far? insurance abuse had gone too far. my little visit to john muir cost my insurance 32,000 and they tried to keep me as long as insurance would allow... If I did not have insurance they would have said ohh he is just fine let him go.

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What do you think would be the best way to deal with gang members? get rid of the laws that force them to join... mainly the illicit drug laws... most gangsters are good people until you try to tell them what they can't do... for example if it became illegal to screw in incandescent light bulbs... it won't take many gangstas to get it in if they want the light to shine!

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I'd honestly like to know what the rationale behind forbidding felons from voting is. No flaming or judging, I just want to see some explanations. Anyone care to offer? lol... voting might be deamed a felony itself on judgment day, who knows?

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`Is death the end of free will? not if you remain in the limbo runnings without knocking down the bar.

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Do you consider your life is as good as it gets? it's much worse than it gets... right out of high-school was a great crescendo then becoming my own boss was a great crescendo, right now im in the mud miles off shore and dream of increasing the waves towards the last tsunami being so tall I can slap god a high five... then it will be as good as it gets... I just pray it gets there.

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What's one thing you can say about your life? It would be much better if people had not voted for the dui change from .1 to .08... same thing can be said for the economy!

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Is it true that cramps in your legs and other parts can be caused by A lack of Pottasium in your body?* yes... that thing where one toe folds over top of the other and feels like it is trying to snap it off is the only thing my feet like less than going to sleep.

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What is your least favorite spice? I'm gonna go with pepper spray... can you believe that they sell this in some grocery stores?

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What do you consider to be your biggest fashion error to date? poverty status.

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Have you ever eaten Craw-dads? no... I always put them back after they finished eating the hot-dogs I used as bait... they had craw-kids.

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Can I trust you alone with my box of Godiva chocolates? me and only me... tis not safe with heathens about *licking lips like a banker*

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Have you ever been drawn to a person or place and couldn't figure out why? I wan't to go to alameda and find that field with 22,000 plants and help protect it from the theiving-ass dea! god knows why?

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What's the best oreo? I would say half stuffed because as a kid I always scraped half the frosting off... I know... I'm wierd... but I never liked much frosting on cake either but drank iced-tea with 20 spoons of sugar, idk why

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What do you do when you are sexually frustrated? crumple cigarette butts into a tiny little ball... ohhh wait, thats when I am frustrated that there is no ash trays around.

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Not really a question but, i am craving chocolate so bad right now lol was it the axe commercial?

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Because of disrespect, have you sometimes felt intimidated into not asking or answering questions on AB? nah, I answer and ask stupid questions as freely as the knoble ones.

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What's the longest you ever worked at one place? not more than two years... but I held contracts for installations at several different places that lasted 4 or 5 or so.

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What are some different things you could put in a pinata besides candy? honey bees.

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What colour is your bedroom carpet? soon to be clear... it's almost sixty years old, that reminds me of my next question thanks.

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Why do dogs tilt their heads when you talk to them? thier vision might be panoramic??? idk

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What is something you should never juggle with? rice... not dry rice, or dry ice for that matter... the sticky kind.

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If you are planning to go on a vacation how would you like to travel? on a floating recliner with a cooler full of beer and a paddle... steamboat back.

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If Jesus was real, do you think he would piss himself if he saw what became of his fictional character? If jesus is real... When he gets back he is gonna be really pissed and it might rain again, wait that's not rain, something smell like sulfur to you?

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It`s 59 degrees here in ireland,is that to cold for you? nah, what's the temp in the pub?

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What makes good first impressions? the cheap set of alfa-numerical metal stamps that I bought... now I have a set of thirty nail punches.

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I`m going to _________ in a while. (be getting more answers) I'll have to check back later.

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Is their a way to weigh your boobs? see how much water they displace from a graduated cylinder and do the math for avg weight of breast material... Or I can eye-ball em for ya!

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You rule the world, what punishment would you dish out to women who make false rape allegations? If I ruled the world there would be no rape, hence all those dispencing bullshit claims will be thought of as bullshiters, con-artists, or jealous vendetta seekers and loose credibility as a crying wolf. too bad people can't rule the world cuz my imaginary paradise seems pretty cool.... but here on earth... I say we boo them long and hard and burn the witches at the stake... boooooo,...

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Do you have a signature text face? Such as :op lB(mine!) or Jack's ;-{D~~ I like *.* the best but I don't think I could call it signature.

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Uncle now deceased stated in will that property will be mine after death of aunt. Aunt now has trust and names niece as beneficiary. What is my remedy? good question... I have a similar struggle now that my aunts dispute that my grandmother said this property should go to the grandkids rather than them... I still think the answer is that land ownership is the problem!

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Do you own a work of art by a famous artist? just copies.

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What is the one hobby you have that could be considered "Geeky"? I like math problems... When I got the local paper for the free trial period, I finished all the sodoku puzzles if you consider that geekish.

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Is it really so difficult to smile? nope... my life is screwed and yet I manage to do so =D

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Have you ever wanted to own a vineyard? not as much as I wanted to plant grapes on so called public land.

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How would a snake react to being on a plane, with regarding the pressure and all that. I have a pet snake and wish to transport him with me [as cargo, not carry-on]. Please answer. It would hold you tight and hiss.... notss thesss baggissss checkss againssss.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? will brew for supper.

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Would you ever take a job if it paid very well as an Executioner in a state prison? only if allowed to execute my plan to free the people of earth from the corruption of government control.

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What type of heating did people use in the 1950's? for the swimming pool??? a copper coil on the roof and a minimal power consumption pump. Year one the cost was higher but in the long run it was a better system than the electric heater.

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What is involved in a tax audit? absolutely nothing if they audit me for this year... let's see zero times zero, carry the zero.... mr. ross... it says here that you don't owe anything becuase you got screwed by the justice system and lost your buisiness... but according to your last 1099... ohhh yeah there it is... says here that the fee for entering a 1099 with $0 costs 30 bucks and you did not pay that back in...

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Do you like building things? What have you built? yes... to save time I'll just give you the first one... I was at my other grandpa's house and made giant wood airplane out of wood (had it been balsa... It may have had a better chance at falling with style) My dynamics were good because grandpa taught me the concept behind creating lift with the wing shape, but despite the time spent sanding the wings round on top it only took one...

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What is something you probably should not say to someone who has a gun pointed at you? when I squint, and the light is shinning just right I can see the bullet, wait move a little to the left... little more, ok now up just a bit... no that's still not a kill shot your too high, get a little closer.

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SHould children be allowed to drink alcohol with parents? Is this child abuse or endangerment? child education... when you are there to let em get smashed and make sure they sleep on the right side... they can learn how you saved them from death and how to save other green drinkers by rolling them puke side down... a poloroid of a kid in his/her own puke is worth more than a 1000 word pa commercial... then tell them how many people died on thier back.

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What is your favorite "word"...what's the meaning of the word and why is it your favorite? explicit... I like to tell it like it is.

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If buying alcohol was against the law would you break the law to get some? I would burn it... and am not alone in that thinking.... look how bad prohibition turned out... people don't kill people... people telling others what to do kills people.

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With todays generation seemingly the product of permissive parenting, and the resulting 'all about me' mentality of these people: what kind of children do you think these people will raise? or will it be a case of 'non-parenting' (they just don't parent)? they were given a permission slip not to parent... but I am still confused by the question because it does not offer many options. I have q's like this too... they belong in the this or this category.

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In my years of fixing computers, I've often found that programs like antivira and ad-aware seem to cause more problems than they solve..... what are your thoughts? I somewhat agree... all the major problems I have seen from programs came from their attemped deletion.

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Can anyone give me a concise definition of "Liberal" and "Conservative" without resorting to insults or namecalling? brilliant idiot fits both.

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Is it dark or light out where you are right now? yes... just not on this side.

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If I said that I could not pour a solid then I was wrong because I have had to pour out expired ____? whoa... hit me like a ton of bricks too... did you smell that?????

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Does "ethical investment" pay dividends? I sure hope so... or I will be poor forever.

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Do i have to lift or change my feet position when i do reverse fig 8 you can skate on all fours and make an 88... or do a handstand... at least I think that is what you meant by this.

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How old were you when you first had sex? about 8 years old... I don't think it counted though.

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I can only count to infinity on my fingers if I look at the sum ________? hint.... starts with the letter S and ends with the letter s.

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Why does Satan have power? (if God is the most powerful why doesn't he stop him?) because satan wanted power and asked for it... god said "ask and ye shall recieve"... and now he sits back and waits without interferance except in the event of miracles.

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What is the greatest sociological problem you see in your society? old people think it is easy for the kids to find the same ammount of work that they had available.

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Ive always heard that when you are drunk, that you always tell the truth. do you find this true? possibly... I let go a fair amount of truth I would have witheld without the social lubrication... but it felt great to get off the chest.

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If given the chance ... would you change your race or the color of your skin for a week? ... which race or what color would you choose? I have light and dark spots and love em both... I would choose to tie the race because I belive that time is an illusion and everything ends up in the same moment in the end.

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What would you think of a big bad cop using a shock taser on your 72 year old grandmother for a speeding infingement ?... (pathetic no matter who at 72 I say) What would Rodney King say? ;) can't we all just get rid of the evil law based thieves.

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Which foods you avoid eating? the ones that taste horrible compared to how I remember them as a kid... wtf happened to the taste of eggs?

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What if Earth started losing some gravitational pull and we could all float around? then everyone would have the same weight.

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Which state of matter cannot be poured? solid

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Why are race and ethnicity important to United States society? I think they are a mute point myself... maybe that is why I was outcast when speaking out against racism... screw this society because I owe them more than I can earn before going to jail!

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Should we convert the UN building into condos? we should convert all government buildings in every nation into non-profit orgs.

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What do you associate with New Zealand Cusine? fried green kiwi's....... show's how much I have learned about fine dining so far... that's the only dish I can think of.

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Use your psi powers to predict something about me! there is some pressure on every square inch of you not to explode but not enough to implode you.

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What would you do if every television channel had aliens that were trying to communicate with you? start up a radio station.

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Have you ever had to invite someone to something that you didn't want to come? nah... I invited everyone, but then I could not even afford to come because of the delays in the legal system of california.

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When I say "Free", do you immediately think of something that has no cost , freedom, or something else? I think of the tree house I made as a kid in the abandoned property.

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What happens if I can't repay my payday loan? you are in another type of boat that needs bailing too.

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What do you call a car that doesn't run? sold... but the flintstones should not have sold it to the jetsons for so little.

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I'm applying for a job as a dental receptionist, and have been asked to call a number and leave a message detailing how I would make the patients feel like "five-star resort customers." Anybody have a clue what on earth I am supposed to say? tell them they won the visit for a root canal rather than had it on sched.

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Will somebody stop me? nope... free will reigns supreme and man can only stop himself through reasoning.

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Why is the earth round? plz tell me..... im really dumb same reason a river rock is round... I'm not the brightest either so check all responses.

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What is the official name for fool's gold? not sure on the spelling but I think pyrite.

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What is the smallest chess piece? the crown knocked off a king.

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Are you now or have you ever been a pirate? I can't list em all... but last time I went to the movies to see that new terminator movie....... nobody was at the front desk to buy a ticket from so I set sail right on in... they still got more money from me than I wasted in in btu's vs their air-conditioning bill, especially since I paid $4.50 for an icee.

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Who has the better longterm memory: humans or computers? I have yet to find out if my memory is volitile... but I do have an ex-gf who died and was shocked back to life and suggested that it was not volitile. who knows.

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Where is the source of motivation? connected to the greed bone.

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Can you name some things that you are a huge fan of? first it was the human powered leaf........ now it is the fan powered by the earth's rotation that makes electricity.

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Do you serve two masters? I serve the servants... the masters have plenty.

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So, the federal govt. plans to hopefully sell billions of dollars in bonds soon. What if China doesn't buy them and no one else will either? they dilute the dollar further by printing more so the people running it don't have to take pay cuts when the general population is starving or dead.

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Why is your chili the best? spiked it with beano.

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Why can my poop fly? just a guess... but you are in outerspace?

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Why do we call it bullshit when someone is giving us an untruth? the weather man forecasted westerly winds... you smell that? what is that?

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Have you ever been involved in porn? (acting, directing, lighting, filming, sound, anything?) just viewing.

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Is anyone else super creeped out by Ren & Stimpy? no... but the powdered toast guy makes me long for the nasty close-ups.

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Has the bank bailout been a good deal for taxpayers? no... the bank already had more money than it knew what to do with... it just goes unclaimed because dead people did not give it to their children before they died.

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Do you have a habit of walking in the 'out' door and walking out the 'in' door? I have a habit of using the closest door when traffic it light. the sign said I was wrong but it seemed so right.

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The water is raising and you are told to get out. What, other that your partner, children and pets, what is the first thing you will grab and take? my snowboard... wait... I need to trade in my snowboard for a surfboard.

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If you could create your own God, what would (his, her, its, shemales, hegirl) name be? It's a god thing I can't because the name require two tongues to pronounce and can not be spelled.

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Speaking from a Christian point of view: If you are meant to love thy neighbour, what if thy neighbour is homosexual? I still love em, but I am less likely to invite them for a sleep-over.

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Is excessive swearing unattractive? by definition I believe that excessive anything is unattractive, given a few exceptions.

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Are there clothes in your washer or dryer right now? some towels are drying.

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How common is snow in your local area? I have seen it twice, but spent a lot of time where it was much more common.

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What is something I might find on the top of your fridge? the extra shelf that did not allow tall things to be put in there.

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Does the wind blow north, south, east, west, or is it wafted in circles by the earth's rotation generally east and would only blow west if the earth stopped spinning? full circles... only your theory of which way people would be thrown earlier was dislexic.

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Stephen Covey wrote, "Anytime we think the problem is 'out there,' that thought is the problem." Your thoughts? I agree. If that is the resting point of a thought train. It is more likely in the wrong destination. A wrong turn in albecurque maybe... this does not look like solutionville.

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What is the good way of saving a person from the evil path? saving yourself the trouble and letting him/her make a path... who are you to judge? maybe he/she is going the right way!

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Can you tell me a bad choice in life you've made? yes... I am glad you did not ask for them all because my fingers would fall off.

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What type of birth control do you use or have used in the past? How well have they been? since I lost my truck and my work contracts... birth control took it's course as my life started to fade from what it should be because I moved to california.

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Are you taller than your Mom and Dad? taller than mom... and mom says I was taller than dad so I suppose... but hees bowlin shoes feet good... where is the accent button?

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Are people generally more depressed these days then in the 60's 70's and 80's? should be much less... but with the advances in the robot world... people should cry if they do not get the inheritance that every person desereves.

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What has the younger generation taught you? that I am willing to fight for the rest of people that have been screwed since our goverment accepted a future of declination because of the holds they had to profit from despite the rest of the childeren.

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I got 2 air tickets to London. Anyone like to join with me? meh,,, i join in getting rid of people who impose tickets... hope this helps =)

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Are you millionaire or billionaire? I am the heir of dirt and water.

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You are as good as me... why choose me when everyone is chosen? choiced.

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Fruits or vegetables? both

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Is there a reason why there is a ton of 'Cash for Gold' commercials from multiple companies in the US? Is it just me, or does it seem like they all came at once? gold is as worthless as the claim as the many who found it... claim land for it's value rather than promoting a life of excration of what created life.

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You better not tell me what to do...or what not to do? and we now have the answer... do not tell people what to do!

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How far do you think you could throw a potato? why would I throw it away if I took the time to dig it up???? as far as my plate is away.

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Do you prefer indoor or outdoor plants? outdoor... the electricity bill is up... but I love the fact that it might not be anymore... still my 100% indoor plants collect less debris.

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Do you make eye-contact with or acknowledge police officers? I like to pretend they are not there and hope that they do not want to steal more from me.

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Is your second toe longer than your big toe, and if so, why? a head start... strange question but I like it.... lol it is longer.

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What would you do if you saw an alien in your house and it was looking through your refrigerator? the same result as humor....... look at that...... they like beer too!!!

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If I told you that I lost my way, what kind of direction would you suggest for me? trust in whatever you come up with that seems a good thing to persue.

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What is it like to be a man? Is it any fun? not when you get fucked by the police!

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Are you more intellectual or emotional? I was much more of both before I had nothing left to do that was legal.

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What was the most repetitive job you've ever done anywhere you've worked? I heard beep beep beep over and over at a hardware store... and in the mean time my poor dog had nobody to let him out for a shit.

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I hope that if most police are not unemployed now that they are at least embarrassed... any one else feel the same? way my brother... way!

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It's 3 AM, what can I make you for your last round? you can pour me another... I don't have time for you to make it.... it is 3 a.m. for heavens sake... pour me a dark beer if must be the last.

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If life expectancy started to increase by over a year every year, how would society turn out? stolen from in later years.

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You're invited to a pot luck dinner. What will you bring? a little herb for the appetite.

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What did music sound like in the 1600's? like a tree falling in the woods.

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Socrates believed that all vice is the result of ignorance, and that no person is willingly bad; correspondingly, virtue is knowledge, and those who know the right will act rightly. Do you agree? I have my doubts... I belive that the term "vice" might be a justification for theft.

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Ok help this popular girl commented my page. im ocd. she said "wow your profile sounds just like mine. lets be best friends. we can wash our hands together." what exactly does she mean? im not that popular. was she being mean or sarcastic? help me after the second word you need something to make people pause a second... a period or three oughta do it.

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Box Guitar vs. Electric Guitar - Vote please? I would need to know what both are before I could decide not to vote again.... I am partial to flamenco guitar but love all style's especially since mine is far from flamenco.

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What do you think about fashion in general? it's expensive and this is what I have to wear.

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How to have "water proof" red lips? (For hanging at the pool?) get a pair of those wind-up chattering teeth maybe.

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Should we let em have it or let em have it? let em have it.

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Should we let em have it or let em have it? blowing things up is a bad idea!

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Is living on earth punishment? it seems so when so many people keep stealing from you... but living on earth was supposed to be a gift to begin with... lets stop letting people steal... and start letting em have it!

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What SHOULD you apply first, insect repellent or sun screen? kneether.

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Rock vs. Pop - Vote please? pop rocks while singing in the rain.

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Could you be my friend? that and family!

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Shake a spear or shake a pear? I'll take the pear... thank you technios.

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Does stain glass fade? stained glass is melting so some spots may fade.

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If you are invited to someone's home for lunch, what should you bring? an appetite for starters.

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Have you got 100/100 in any subject in your school? I got extra credit in some classes that I liked... but I did not maintain an above perfect average.

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Do you like plain toast, cinnamon toast or french toast better quite a bit... utill i learned about potato tortillas from my step-fathers side of the family =) what a delicious treat... hard to make too I hear. lefse es muy bueno!

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Have you ever seen an honest commercial? was it the round table commercial that inspired this??? lol... the least honest commercial... anyone remember affordable hand tossed?

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Do you think it is wrong for a boy to hit a girl of the same age when she begins the fight? yes... there are much better ways to keep a girl from harming you than hitting them with a closed fist.

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Vista = More Linux Users. Do you think this is true? my linux box got messed with too... I went back to microshaft xp and just don't care much anymore about strange computer action.

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Do you believe commercials? I believe that the were designed to make me want to buy the product... then again some fail to do so and can give the wrong impression.

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When you get negative pointsfrom someone do you purpously go and give them negative points meh... I figure they miss-read what I said. or read something on my account that someone else put there to make me look stupid.

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Why would a coach ever want to ask an athlete the following: What are you a lover or a ballplayer? a hater on the team says I don't wanna play maybe.

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Anyone want to read some true court room humour? --see answers ever been in a courtroom when the judge got hauled off to jail?

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Do you think that David Carradine died under suspicious circumstances that calls for an investigation? I would like to know more... do you think he faked it or was it murder?

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Are YOU dark-sided? I am a polygon.

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True or False?~You watch the evening news each night. false

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Who could it be on your family tree, who sits at the top, and throws acorns at people down below? the picker... it takes two baby... one to climb the tree and one to catch the proceeds of the harvest.

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When was the last time you had to call the cops? when I lost my wallet. I called to report it lost but made a joke about suicide that was meant to display how horrible I felt having lost it in the days of identity theft... and they put me in a hospital... lucky for me I had experiance with the institutions and was released properly as not insane before my dog starved again like when my own aunt addmitted me.

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Did you know that during the civil rights movement,some whites perished in the fight as well as blacks for the fight of equality? What are your thoughts on this?* yes... but I did not learn a whole lot from history... I would have helped em too... now we have full blown child slavery because all the land has been stolen... how ya feel bout them apples?

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Who is better than god? the creator of god.

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What is one thing every classic car should have? no governer

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Would you accept constant surveillance in public areas in exchange for a crime-less society? If I flip off the cammera is that a crime? if it is, then having been caught on cammera I will be stolen from when fines are imposed. crime-less??? the only way to have a crime-less society is to get rid of all laws.

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How often do you feel happy? several times a day, often for no reason at all.

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What gun would be your choice for home protection? one that never runs out of ammunition... try to forclose on deez nuts biaaaachhhhh!!!!!

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What can YOU tell someone without using a word? (such as my eyes can tell my son that I am not happy) 5537... look at it upside down.

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What is wrong with this picture Carradine tied up his genitals and neck to get a high while he cums..he killed himself drugs are good mmmm k... maybe he should have tried something less dangerous for a high... I suggest a little mary jane instead.

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How can an escapist escape the fact that escapism doesn't work? free thier mind

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Who's the pathetic one now? the apathetic appointees.

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Why would I employ a human when my robot does more work per hour? Because it is inhumane not too???

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Copper is not worth what copper is worth anymore because why? people need to die so that robots can take the positions that they are more accurate at ffffuuullllffffiiiilllilling.

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Should we just nationalize our banks to get inflation and debt under control? .... nope.......... kiss any currency that there was goodbye and plant some seeds.

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Are attractive women at an advantage in the workplace? only if you seek to be at........... let's say a not so avvantage'd point.

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Do you think you'd make a good politician? I do not think that there is a good polictian from my standpoint.

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Does anyone care about D-Day? yes....... my grandfather was there two weeks prior......... Idk if d-day was there to save him or if he was there to save d-day!

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Molly Ringwold best performance is____? Molly Ringwold's best.

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Underground or off coast? what is better dirt... vacant and grown or vacant and prohibited?

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Go with the flow or go with the damned? adios technios

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Who else is sick of Big Brother? just a guess... but what seems most fitting to me is little sister???

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Why do you need religion? I don't need it at all... but I do value input from others with similar experiance.

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For spiritual believers: Is it possible to summon the spirits of the dead of friends and relatives through thought or prayer. Do they hear us, what are your thoughts? nope... chances are that they summon you as chacelours but have spelled your summons incorrectly.

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HOW OLD SHOULD YOUR BABY BE WHEN YOU START TO DISCIPLINE THEM older than yourself so that you learn some respect towards elders.

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Do you agree with a report that says U.S. adolescents should be routinely screened for major depression by their primary care doctors? with the rampant inflation that has occured....... any teen that is not depressed needs a mental evaluation!

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Do you donate blood? Why or why not? nope... because it was stolen many times and I can't tell the thieves from the good guys.

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If you could get one present for Christmas what would it be and why? I want santa clause present to explain time travel.

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I have been told, by a female friend in Japan, that there is a requirement that any peace officer in Japan must have a black belt in some form of martial art, prior to being hired. Would that be a good requirement for USA peace officers? I think so... the art of defense rather than offense is what our officers lack.

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If I stole your partner ... what would you do? call him captain like my grandfather did when he became police thief rather than police chief of san fransico.... then start stealing from people as directed.... police are bad from my heritage's description and my personal experiance....... it would take an overwhelmingly forgiving cop to change my mind... but the ones these days want more money!!!

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Is advertising for Equipment Rentals worthwhile? not when the people forced to rental status can not afford the service without stealing like the rest of us brilliant idiots... goldja I wish dirt and water were free!

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What does it mean when u hear your name being called and no ones there? my inner monologue has yet to refer to itself by name. If you don't think that is the case then do you have a bluetooth nano device implanted in your ear? does the sound seem directional from any specific origin?

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Who wants a nap? I'll take a pan, thank you, I could handle finding some gold with it but all the land is owned, and pan handlers on goverment land go to jail.

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Does anyone out there "chant" and does it really help them? I would say no... but I am guilty of speaking behind the mind-state one has after comsuming an 18 pack... which resembles chanting, but it could just be a slurred version of what I was trying to say that was actually bable not yet known to the bible or other spiritual texts.

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I can haz cheesburger? not if you got planz to eat it too, but here ya go.

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What was you first job? working at mcdonalds... when I was 16 they were so desperate for work that they hired me three times but only fired me once the second time. now people are so desperate for work they are getting graduate cpa's starting at burger flipper.

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How stubborn are you?..really? quite... really! I still refused to sign for my dui ticket with my signature when my constitutiion provides that an X will suffice. Fighting the law lasted about 45 minutes and resulted in learning to use my elbows to pick things up... it still feels like I have arthritis or something and it has been a year and a half.... I would do it again if I had that chance based on the principal that...

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If your child was molested and they didn't remember it (sleeping, blocked it out etc.), would you tell them it happened? only if I could prove it... however I onced threw away a pair of boxers that I almost had tested for semen that was not mine when it appeared in a location very foriegn to the standard wet dream... I am proud to say that I am not a convicted murder suspect based on the fact that I do not know for sure and therefore have not given myself susbtantial grounds to kill him... given the fact that it...

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How's my driving? I should have been able to afford getting my license back... but good enough... If you give me my 2 bucks back I wont tell the bus company.

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WHAT IS THE LARGEST POSSIBLE NUMBER YOU CAN WRITE USING ONLY 2 NUMBERS,NO OTHER MATHEMATICAL SYMBOLS? 8

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Big party in the woods, you still coming I throw one where I can walk to... I just got srewed out of mobility and a job.

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Can people predict the future? it is called planning.

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If you could have one question answered, what would your question be? why did yor question request another quest90j,

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What would you want your Fortune Cookie to say? you have inherited enough to help people who have suffered a lack of inheritance.

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Hot summer day...Ocean? Lake? Swimming Pool? Sprinkler? cool srpings............. it there is hot springs then there must be cool springs right?

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Why does my computer do what other people want it to do rather than what I tell it 2 do? i told it several times 2

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Common students excuses you did not teach me the importance of the '.

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What makes you feel alive? I can't find the source yet either... good question though

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Fun survey! Are you nearsighted, farsighted, blind or do you just have proper vision? I am legally drunk... you are lucky that I could even read the question at this point since the implications of my condition almost prohibit being able to see when the blindfold and bullets are coming.

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Without _______ I am not myself. What word (s) can you use to finish the thought? another _ I can not spell instinct.

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Do you rely on your pets to be detectors? I would like to think that I am a little bit smarter... if he detects edible material in the garbage........ I rely on the fact that I could further investigate my extent of wastefullness.

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I have heard of things falling in one's lap or right in front of one's face.... but have you ever seen a lap fall in a person's face outside of a strip club? disgusting

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What does LMFAO stand for?* launching my farce attention oversions.

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Did you have to pay a price to get to where you are today? no.... I have to pay to stay here.

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What is your favorite line in a movie? that which can create a sonic boom if snaped har enough at the begining of a take.

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Is Carlos Santana underrated/overlooked as a great guitarist? nope... if any un-fiting ratings of mine exiist.... then it is that I over rated him......... which is far from possible of a man with such talent.

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How did you find out that Santa isn't real? despite tring to stay up... my parents were quite cunning or santa is the shit.......... i would rather not learn that santa is bullshit!

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Does Ozzy Osbourne have any current claim on the name Black Sabbath? heh........... don't let the war pigs fool ya........ the intuition of opposition is as encompassing as the original idea.

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My thyorid was "killed" and now I have to take medicine in place of it. Do you know how long it will take for me to feel better and is it normal to be hot one min. and cold the next? What do I have to look forward too? Thank you to anyone who helps me! look forward to the fact that docters will mandate your future............ I am just gonna pray that you return to the health that your creator wishes you to have.

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Any embarrassing moments? yep....... but what some call embarrassing.... I call humiliating to all of those who consider them as such. because I am quite happy with who I am despite the people who think they are better for displacing shame upon my name.

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I believe in a God, do you? as much as I belive in fecal matter.

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Are lunatics born or made? I am both....... but neither by nature.......... lunacy is a choice of those who promote brother moon and it's counter parts.

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Do you like garlic in food? love it.......... but will I eat a whole clove without incentive.......... maybe.... who knows..... I do like garlic *.*

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I hate Cancer. Do you? among the rest of things that kill people.... yes.

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What do you do if your television smells funky? report it to sensorship rather than censorship!

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How does high tide occur? people blame the moon and other sources........... I blame the water for stealing my shoreline....... whose finger is pointed properly............ niether!

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Do you think it is right that a book written in a style that reflects the older culture that it was written in, be restricted or expunged by a newer culture that doesn't like what it says? Example The Song of the South; folklore of slaves wrote as spoke. fuck no.. I love me some old times shit when I run across it but for the most part say..... that is what these people listened 2??? then I remember the instruments available at the time, I am always astonished at the works that have held against the test of time.

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Why are doctors, do you think, so against giving pain medications for chronic pain sufferers? Do you think that people who are abusers of those drugs make it hard for those who really need it? well this is your third visit...... says here that you are still suicidal because you like pain killers.......... I think we need to monitor your addiction while your life crumbles at our profit! sick sick sick

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Can 2 runners occupy the same base? yes... but only under terrific coaching conditions.... fuck that sarcasm button is hard to find.

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Would you read a book twice even though you already know what happens? I would refrain from reading it the first time if I already knew what happens.

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On that note I rest my case... or do I? this reffers to the last answer of mine for those just tuning in

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How do you feel about people who believe that humans and dinosaurs walked the Earth together 6,000 years ago? I feel that a either a person was found in the remains of a dinosaur tummy... or wait a minute... have they found a human with dinosaur remains in it's tummy?

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How far are we away from Star Wars technology? when there is a will there is a way... concepts have a range of intervals between conpept and creation... several are behind the times are far as thinking that science fiction is still fiction.

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What is your house worth now? How much was it worth 3 years ago? Roughly? I stand to own a fifth of a house that was worth much more when a second loan was taken out for my grandmother's medical expenses... it is roughly worthless and I almost cry again about it because my grandfather was so proud to have owned this property.

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Do you like thunderstorms? yep... I like not having to water the yard.... but the dry strikes can miss my section for all I care... give it to the areas with more fire fighters.

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What do you believe, but cannot prove? I believe that on the anniversary of my fathers death... my father snuck into my house and tied the pants that I know I took off at the foot of my bed, around the legs of the kitchen table and soaked them with water........... this belief could be innacurate though if it was actually the man who killed my father... but at the same time could be accurate if they are one in the same. I wish I...

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Expecting different results from the same test is defined as insanity.......... are our teachers insane? nope... they expect different results of every student.

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How would you react if someone said you were their role model? I would think that I was doing something right...... and........ think that person still could benifit from a better role model.

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Do you go out of your way to be nice to people, or to be rude? I never go out of my way... I stand firm in delivering what is neccesary.

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What is the stereotype of your generation? lazy is the elders view... screwed by the system is the popular introspective view however there are a few of us living lavishly while the greater part suffers.

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There was a wierd operation that in the 1910s they put animal balls in your body i forgot what it was called can you tell me if you can sorry... I have lived in this century and have a limited hindsight due to investigative laziness and skeptical selection......... the only thing that comes to mind is red bull.

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Fellow Christians, what do you think Jesus would say about TV? at least I still get plenty of air-time...... not bad for being dead so long. *.*

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I work with someone who gave up "meat" for lent. But she still eats fish. I look up meat and it says animal tissue used for food. Isn't fish...meat? it is meat that seems to have sliced itself for us without a butcher.

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Okay, who wants to convert me, hands up? I like you the way you are...hands down *.*

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Can you leave a voicemail on someone's phone without dialing their number? or can your call go straight to their voicemail... yeah... people did this to me and I wondered why until I figured out that they were calling their own voicmail to do so.

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Why are christians bigger porn customers than atheists? they tend to hide behind religion as a viable excuse for human nature... just a guess, I am not sure that the numbers are acurate.

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What should you never say to a terrorist? thank you come again.

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Why do catholics not eat pork on fridays? heavily invested in fishing companies.

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Are you going to church tomorrow?If so what is you denomination? my goldja is an awsome god who needs no donation to operate and there is a church in every subparticle of an atom.

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Fill in the blank: I AM_____________. 13 space long

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What is in a middle name? usually an ancestor.

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Does anyone else 'get' Eminem's style?* some of what he says is quite clever.

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Why do people look and stare when an obese person orders and eats a large mcdonalds meal but when a skinny person has the same sized meal no one sees? I don't feel that way really... just a guess but the people behind feel like they are futher behind in the line.

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How much does a Fuddrucker's "Monster Burger" cost? idk but a 1/3 lb of monster must be cheaper than hamburger.

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How deep is the deepest part of any ocean known to man? the people who made it there... did not make it back yet to talk about it........ some may reach outer space and some may reach the deepest of aquios mines/tunnels. some are just gone.

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What do you like better - salt or pepper? can't decide

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Would you return a scarf to the mall if it was too tight? curse the designer they could kill people.... I would futher to see that they become illegal... where is the sarcasm button?

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Is it true that sharks are calmed or go to sleep/pass out when they are turned upside down? i know how silly this question sounds... I bet they suffocate actually and could die because I have the same trouble in water.

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Ever get really depressed when the Summer comes? never before... but when the money goes... I feel ill about all the things I could be doing... actually I think I am heading out to enjoy what I can of it as we speak. peace

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Do you think canabis prohibition fosters narco-terrorist activity? I think festers is a better word.

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What are your feelings about homelessness? I have a feeling I won't be able to put up much of a fight when the bank forecloses... but my grandparents decided to give the house to the grandkids rather than the aunts and uncles. So if the value's continue to drop then we might get stuck with a debt instead of splitting the profit =(

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My cousin is letting me borrow his tv because it was larger and I did not mind storing it... the other day it broke while I was watching it and has these wierd lines waving all over the place now(see answer) should I get him a new one or say that it ..... had seen a fair number of years and stress that a non-hd tv is not worth re-buying and offer some assistance towards his next purchase... which at the moment looks like this check. should I try to finish this song and sell my music rather than give it away or is it the kind of music I would have to pay someone to listen too? p.s. he does not know it is broken yet and the image will not...

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So...are you happy or sad that Barcelona beat Manchester United on the Champion League final? glad........ that I did not favor either in the match.

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Whats the strongest beer ever? has to be 211 so far,,,,,,, but i they ever find a stronger one....... I will start drinking hard liquor.

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When the right is wrong, what's left? continued thievery of what should be the middle grounds.

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Forty years ago this week, John Lennon and Yoko Ono were in the middle of their second bed-in for peace. What were you doing 40 years ago today? contemplating becoming sperm or not.

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Why would a sponsor give so much money to cycling team? why would anyone pay a policeman to steal from people for going to fast on a bike? "THIEFS" none the less from either standpoint... the ones who sped and got away or the ones stolen from who pay. All to often this altercation could be avoided with a smile and nod and yet results in death because it is is law.

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Will Guitar Hero make you a better guitar player? if your guitar has buttons rather than strings.

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I used to paint a lot, but I haven't done it in a long time. How do I get my inspiration back? Everyone has been asking me to paint again. I have lost inspiration now too for several months... I fear it may not come back but hope for the best too so I join in the fight against writers/artists block but am loosing as well for the time being.

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Besides Jesus Christ, Whose Martyrdom touches you the most? I don't remember hearing anything about jusus asking for it so he was more than a martyr in that fact that a martyr requests murder.

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♣ Can you describe your vehicle in one word? ♣ stolen

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What to do when you run out of customers? that is the greatest problem that the world faces right now. It is the ultimate downfall of what was created of society when 1 machine not only sells more than several people but has had robots creating the products for it as well... resulting in monopoly via people capable of programming.

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What would you do if you were quarantined on board a cruise ship? I would stay on that ship unless I saw an island I could reach swimming... being not the strongest swimmer I would be reluctanct to jump towards a mirage but as soon as I make it out as an island... still gonna think twice about it.

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Would most people have a much easier time accepting the fact of evolution if it was not viewed as contradicting religion? i can't speek for most cuz I speak for me... I have a hard of time believing that our greatest ancestor is in a picture or a fossil.

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What do crime fiction and love have in common? I tried as hard as I could to think of something... but I came up with only several crime fiction scenarios of vengance of love lost.

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What is your favorite drink? depends on the time of day for sure. I can't decide on a fav

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Are you good at making people laugh? Try me..................... no... but if you are a judge of comedy and laugh at yourself for asking for the trial then here we are.

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Do you have more than 1 mobile phone? if yes why? yep I have three of them... because they are all broken and I have a hard time throwing away the junk that I should.

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Bagpipes. Love or hate the sound of them? love em but there are other instruments I love more.

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When do you think they will discover or release the cure for aids(5 years, 50 years, 100 years, never)? whether discovered or released I hope it is soon so people stop dying. WHAT KIND OF PIECE OF SHIT WOULD WITHOLD SUCH INFORMATION? if the cure is possesed currently then it must be by the deviant docter who invented the disease. I surely hope that is not the case..... ohhhh the humanity of the possibility makes me cringe.

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Which are you more scared of: spiders or snakes? spiders for sure... when I installed satellites I had to go under tons of houses and had several close encounters and I find em around the house alot, but I also had a close one with a rattler too so... I don't know tough question, not really afraid of either unless they are the poisionous.

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What, if anything, do you keep on top of your toilet tank? extra rolls of tp

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Mike Tyson daughter dies, your thoughts? I have to think "set-up" at first... but freaky accidents do happen... I hope that the family will remain in high spirits throught the tradjedy, premature death is just horrible.

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If an atheist asked you, "What do you believe in?" would you answer truthfuly? as a once atheist turned agnostic I say yes. I definatly believe now that whatever the diety is, it is absolutely amazing as it displays itself to us in a timely manner.

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What's the worst name you can give a baby? an unchangeable one

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Who were the first heroic figures to revolt after democracy displaced 49% of voters towards criminal status? this question belongs in every newspaper acroos the world because I have not an answer. +9

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What do you like best about cheese? certainly not the price.......... I feel that a contrributing factor to the death of my grandfather is that 8 oz cheeze became what was once his daily wage.

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Can someone recommended me some good film? no... I recommend removing it before your teeth rot out of your head.

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Who is enjoying a week off work this week ? Congratulations if you are ! I enjoyed the first 52 weeks........ now I am flat broke and getting quite sick of it!

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After a very hard night at a party, what keeps you awake the next day at work? a little bit of what kept me up the night before and a little bit of the want to keep customers as satisfied as possible... man I miss working!

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How to get a best deal when shopping?I am not good at bargaining. don't worry... I have never been good at bargaining either when it comes to internet shopping... but I have always been able to make a fair deal face to face............ I suggest being more willing to refuse a high priced offer.

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Since giving up smoking 3 months ago, I have experienced bloating and slight constipation with hard small stools every couple of days. Anyone recommend anything? eat either lots of children or lots of corn....... I trust you will make the wiser descision......... and by that I mean a second opinion..... what do I know?

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I am 16 years old...Am I in Generation Z or generation Y? they called us X and I am doing everything I can to ensure that X does not mean that all others in future times are crossed off the list either... reversing inflation is no easy task though... best of luck because if your grandparents could complain of inflation........ you should have some ranting and raving ahead of you to make things come around... best of luck again *.*

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How many generations has your family lived in US? more than most on fathers side and less than most on mothers side... unless you count the small percentage from my mothers father... in which case I have been here longer than anyone and yall need to get the fuck out of my territory.........jk.... my familiy has been on earth since we were sent here from the other planet...... we can argue forever about it's name being biblonia or...

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What is the first thing dat comes to mind when i say, 'jeff dunham' <3 I think I better look for a question that I at least have some relevant input for... or I could spew out some random nonsense like the other hacker cock-sucker using my account to make me look stupid... sorry... never heard of him.

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What makes the perfect start to the day? I'll let you know when the perfect day starts.... closest yet was a bowl of ganj, a blow job and an electric toothbrush.

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"Every generation is an improvement the last." What do you think of this? far from the truth since people started thinking that they could charge others for land that they supposedly owned.

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Does GOD care about Time or can He Wait Forever? to him... all of existance is instantaneous.

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This does not ripen after picking? a premature pick.

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I was at my friends house and she was washing her face with garnier fritcs(dont know if i spelled that wrong). is that healthy or unhealthy high fructose???

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How much time have you wasted in your life? quite a bit... don't even get me started on the last year or two... being a hard worker is illegal cuz I like to drink.

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Did you go outside today? What did you do outside? Was it light or dark out? yes... went to the store and cooked a tri-tip.... fair mix of both.

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What are your thoughts on Darwinius masillae aka "Ida"? we were discovered in the same year.

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Am i bi-polar if when someone pushes me over the edge i blackout and when i come out of it there's always blood on my fists, and it's never mine. And i have no idea what just went on? I disslike all "so called" metal illness... but by my diagnosis you are definatly a try-forcist and are in need of a heavy dose of trinottokillanyone before you become a possible danger... you need to be placed under the anti-care of a docter who can legally give you whatever medicine that will render you useless as far as productivity...... since there is a 4% chance that you will...

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Should I smoke a cigarette? sure... that is what I am doing... despite your question that on the first time reading had deterred me from... here I am 70% of the way towards another butt.

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I think letters belong in the alphabet, and numbers in math. Letters should'nt be in math. What do you think? I think that creating a third set of characters to use as variables would be too time comsuming.

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Have you ever crawled into a sleeping bag head first, all the way in so that only your feet were sticking out? not that I can remember... but if I did I would imagine that I could run out of air pretty quick.

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If this song isn't for you, who would it be for? might be a long long time till we know... i you don't mind waiting for the answer.

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What if humans had wings? they would have to be huge... otherwise we would probably shave them off considering them a nuisance if they did not allow flight.

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How can god be alive? Life=organism he can not for the definition of life includes death and chances are he would not subjected himself to such a thing, but he could have... who knows.

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What is the most important thing that you have learned through out your life? that I mave have yet not learned it.

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Can dogs see in color? as much as I try to divert his attention...... my dog sees food and is rather color blind because he eats things I would never think of... even after they started changing color... no.... no, bad dog, get out of the trash, rrrrgggg!

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What do cats do in their spare time? idk... I find more humor in the fact that you think they have working hours... are your's running tread-mills to power your A/C or something?

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When you tell it like it is, do you let your conscience be your guide? I suppose... never understood those who wanted to sugar coat the truth *.*

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Who believes Jesus is the Father? Maria... despite the blood test, she knows that manuel's production is benign.

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How will life be without a government? great... have you found land that was not yet stolen? cuz I wanna live in the real free world!

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Spongebob, wouldnt ya like to kill him? not if his simply wandering around the house helped with the upkeep... I could deal with the squeeky voice if it meant I needed to clean less.

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Would you smell my socks for money? I'll make em not smell anymore for money unless you think they could be stiff enough to break the washing machine, or if they are getting to the point of contagiosity. In that event I'll dispose of them at the local biohazard facility for money.

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Would you rather be gardening dirt or guarding dirt for it's owner? strong winds are coming... I'll do both.

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Did you ever like the Prince song 1999? I have the year that it was relavant, but I was stuck on an airplane wondering if the 2000 bug might take down the plane... never felt so good to land, at that point I started liking a wider variety of music just cuz I was there to hear it and actually enjoyed it for the first time.

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Are you a dancer or a watcher? I am staying home because I have no truck and have lost all my contracts as a result... used to be both... more of a scratcher now since I have some wheels to practice on.

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What types of animals have whiskers? the ones that have not recently learned of fire, or shaving.

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Real diamonds can be made from this food? snowman's eyeballs

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I Hate ___? people who steal my last mode of transportation at a fair price... bus fairiiters just went up =(

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Did you Remember to Water the Plants...? ?? not all of em... too busy with court today, but thanks for reminding me cuz I know one is probably pretty thirsty and I am getting hungry so peace out to all my bagaholics for now.

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How many names can you think of for the devil? plenty... Mayor of devianceville has a certain ring to it.

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If 'terror' and 'horror' are both bad, 'terrible' and 'horrible' are both bad, and 'terrifying' and 'horrifying' are both bad, then why is 'horrific' bad and 'terrific' good? I terrorized my intelect for an answer only to find that I was horrisized by the lack of finding.

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What will happen if earth stops rotating one day depends on how abruptly. "one day" implies that it will slow within a 24 hour period and that means that the law of enertia will be tossing us all east at a rate = to or greater than 69.76666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667 km/h..... if you are in a valley you might get thrown into space before hitting anything but the odds of this similar to the odds that humans...

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What do you put in the back pockets of your jeans? an empty wallet, I don't know if that is the problem or the cure because my scoliosis is getting better but the boredom level has increased 100 fold.

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Simple question, Why? might need a little more practice, keep at it.

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If you were to get the power to go invisible at will, how will you use your newfound power? I would go into courthouses and burn the dockets of people accused of trival victimless crimes and mail them a case dissmissed letter.

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When you wake up from a nightmare do you go back to sleep immediately? yeah, I usually want to go kick the shit of who or whatever had disturbed my slumber... If I find it hard to fall back asleep I count magic beans in my head untill one sprouts high in the sky and I climb it to go jack around with what or whomever it is with a little bit of "how do YOU like it biach" but most of my dreams are pretty good.

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It's finals week and I've been stress baking like crazy! How do you healthily relieve your stress? good marks on finals otta do it... just anticpate that the grades will be good and if they aren't then your gonna need to go swimming... just a random guess but its hot out there and I bet it has been a while, hope this helps.

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Are you tired of apologizing? no... I'm sick of making mistakes.

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What ruler in history came closest to Plato's Philosopher-King? A man born april 14, 2074 named Jeremiah b. Frog had threatened to decrown but but his followers claimed "bullshit" after unfortunately proving that there is more to this world than joy.

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I went to small claims today about a tow company selling my truck when it was supposedly being held as evidence. I learned today that the tow company did not recieve a hold notice and therefore the judge told me he placed a hold when my 3 day ove*see ans* 3 days overdue license renewal. I thought I was still legally licensed at the time but they impounded my truck anyways because I did not have identification on me. So I had to go to jail and be booked in santa rita anyways which left my dog at home starving and pissing on the floor for almost 3 days, one and a half in alameda and a day in santa rita while I was waiting for my bail...........

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How many sweets did you eat today? you just pointed out somehting that I should not have overlooked... as far as sugars go I have deprived myself today.... plus having 4 Tecate beers is hardly a balenced diet *searches for protien and sugars*... beans it is... a whole can *.*

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Mexican food or Chinese ... I wish I could call it either....... what I have to eat now compared to when I worked and could choose what I had to eat is two different meals!

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Did you guys know that Coca Cola STILL has trace amounts of cocaine in it? I thought that our theaft based embargo from years before I could vote had put an A at the end of the other two c's and o's so people would think they had not copied it... jk... I know it is a different formula... or do I??? I think it could be a weakened form of the first so that I keep most of my teeth... but at the same time just bought some nasty toothpaste and wish I had at least...

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Do prostitutes get paid before or after? Or 50/50? in conditions where it is legal they get paid ahead... where it is not legal they get murdered and so-on... I will never be a fan of paying for sex, nor will I be a fan of paying for sex being illegal.

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Does this mean I'm phsycic? I can sence ghosts, know things before they happen, and tell what others are thinking. possibly, senses are not always what they seem so... don't believe everything you think... even if you think no other reason could be possible... I can tell what other people are thinking all the time but I imagine it is because we percieved the same set of events and might have a similar outlook... other than that......... there still seems to be something super-natural going on... try to...

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Have you ever accidently left your fridge open all day? twice... and I knew that I did so because there was a fair bit of mopping that followed.

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Do you let people smoke in your home? yes... unless they refuse to share.

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Summer _____ OR _____Summer What words can you use to fill in the blanks? swell and love... or sweltering and hate... trying to stay optomistic I lean towards my first two answers.

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What makes a baby or babys dad a real father? the want to help support it.

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What is the worst form of madness? that which can not be laughed at from alteration of percpective.

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What is something you rarely come across these days? taxed income........ lets just say income period.

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Which country in Europe has the most UFO sightings? the country least accurate at identifying them.

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In the midst of chaos, what would you be doing? the usual.

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Did you ever go to sleep tonight....last night....whatever you'd call it by now? nope and not planning to unless I fall asleep late today, or did I mean early.... Ohh I am confused... I usually go to sleep before the sun comes up again and only once in a while do I have a very long day spanning several calander dates..... these kind of questions make the television look better and better.... bag atcha manana... peace.

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Can you bring cigarettes on an airplane? yep... but you have to hide the matches.

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Why don't people appreciate the fact that God sent Jesus to die for their sins? many of us feel that we were sent here to die for the sins of others... 20 jesuss could not get all people not to break commandments... unless... who knows... if he comes again soon like suggested he better be someone special.

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Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom? just a guess but humans try to float to the top to survive and fish try to submerge to do so.

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How do you know if you are suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder or if everything is a result of bi polar? everything is a result of bi-polar disorder... ever read the description... it starts out with... have you ever been in a situation that made you happy very quickly?... after the next question... have you ever been in a situation that made you upset very quickly?....... at this point about 94% of people go ohh shit I might be bi-polar, what kind of pills do you have for me doc?... and the...

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What are some good men jokes? I was gonna tell you... but i'm afraid some of the boys listening might be girls... as far as women jokes... I need some first-aid for a bit toungue.

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What are your thoughts on voluntary euthanasia and physician-assisted suicide? I think that if you must pain your loved ones with your exit... you should at least leave them with some insurance money to survive on... a physician's note will be examined and determined an intentional suicide resulting in no money for the family who will miss vs having someone else wright the suicide note.

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What is the most dangerous room in the house? the hallway closet has a handle that can be turned by only a strong-ass grip since there is no handle but a little round knob... other than getting stuck in there it would have to be the bathroom or garage... both for potential gaseous killers.

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What's abnormal about you? answerbagging beyond the extent that the average/normal person does after creating an account... who knows why I am still here but I have chosen it for some reason... maybe just like the way it rollz off the toungue... answerbag... does have a certain catchy ring to it no?

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Snow: friend or foe? friend... the donner party would have thought the same if they had snowboards.

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What sort of coffin will you have? chronic coffin as long as possible... then a dirt nap.

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My house plant is looking alittle under the weather and i was wondering if someone could give me ideas of what could be wrong you were trying to get rid of the multiple flying bugs with a vacuum and sucked up half of your plant on accident... that or... I don't know how it is at your house but my biggest fear is that my house plants were poisoned by ass-wipe officers who searched my house after they incarcerated me and took my house keys.

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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE U TO CLEAN UR HOUSE TOP TO BOTTOM? I moved into this house more than one year ago... it still has not happened despite the hours of cleaning I have put in.

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How many sick days are you allowed at work? I am not allowed to work because some idiot docter said that all of my days are sick days without the proper medication... the way I see it I was not sick to begin with but he does not get paid for prescribing a healthy dose of food and water... I was alloted way too many.

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What do you think of cremation? I want to know if they really burned my father's suicide remains... or if murder was concealed, or if a false set of wax teeth was called a body by the coroner who let him live.

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Doesn't evil and suffering prove that God doesn't care? meh... it proves that he let us choose what the fuck we want to do and stays out of our biz for the most part but shows up in the strangest of places to stress his planning.

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Are flag burners less patriotic than flag wavers? nope... watched a movie today that stressed the opposition's importance within a country... I feel the term patriotic should be expanded to a more worldly and less invasive term not yet defined.

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Meat or Vegan? both... not undecided... just both *.*

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What time can I wake you up? when you got time for free kisses to go with those hugz... otherwise hugya pillow cuz my dreams are nunya-d-biznass...ZZZZ's

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What would be a good senior quote for high school? If I could put up with four years then anyone could... funny how what I put up with was really a gift I should have realized was such back then.

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Who makes better burgers: you or Ronald McDonald? ronald... I put some turkey burgers on the grill a long time ago... they are not going to look so good now *heads out towards a smoking or out of fuel grill*

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If the church requires a 'donation' of $75 dollars do you have to donate all of it if you cant? donation by definition is voluntary

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Biggest band you saw live? 790 THz according to wikipedia. But my vision is not the best.

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What mammals have gestation periods longer than a human? most that hibernate.

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When are you leaving? When will you be back? lol... I would have asked why and when rather than when and when... but... in a while... in a while.

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Would you like to be able to read the minds of others? nope... I want em to keep writing faster than I can read so I never run out of thinks to read along with writing my own.

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How do Buddhists regard Jesus Christ? I am guessing that they laugh... just an educated guess *.*

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Do thoughts have power? I have had thoughts that have overpowered the most powerfull weapons at my disposal, for purity in conception, they are valued the higher power in my perception.

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Anyone else listening to Devo tonight? not by choice... when it comes along I usually whip it to another channel pretty quick.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ROBBED OR KIDNAPPED? i have been robbed for several times more than I robbed others but not kidnapped yet... I almost wanted to be adultnapped and taken to a place better than this for a bit... but after hearing about the ending of the war on drugs I think we are back on our way here towards true freedom.

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Could a Christian and an Atheist be best friends? not without one being guilty of being judgemental towards other friends as lesser... we should all just be good friends and keep it at that to avoid jealousy killings.

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What do you think of Washington ending the War on Drugs? Administration prefers treatment over incarceration. I am in fucking tears!................... the happiest tears that have ever fallen.

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How much are cigarettes where you live & what state or country is it in? My cigarettes are 5.50 a pack in Florida mine are $2.50 in a state of memory... sadly taxed at that time... now it is a shame to see double the price in only a few years.

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Worst thing to say when a cop pulls you over? If you want to steal a couple bucks from me for speeding... I will pay you triple right now to arrest yourself for thievery.

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If someone is having delusions that they wrote all the songs in the charts, but no one has given them their share of the money, would it be likely that they are schizophrenic? I have had realizations/delusions that small samples of works that I gave out for free had been used later by other artists... but they very well could have been extrememly similar recordings. I could be skitzo... it has a very broad desription similar to a psycic's.

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What do you think about public profanity? Rude? How about in schools? Should there be something done? I think public profanity is necessary... when things need to be expressed with extreme emphisis... they had better be fucking heard loudly!

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What is mentally ill to you? what is mentally ill to me is the fact that doctors have been given the power to place a hold on what were mentally healthy patients so they can monitor the drug responses... and have the insurance and victem split the cost... while caddle-like pedestrians go with the flow and pay for the drugs that make them docile and safe for the institution.

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Can insight lead to self-destruction? insight is always enlightenment. what one does with the knowledge can be harmful if not respected.

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Is Uranus a gas giant? :) yes ju-pooter, take it outside.

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Can one word result in an entire description? beatufull

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What is a wise questions if a wise question has answers? a wise question's or multiple questions.

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Is your heart behind the rib cage on your left or right or central? it's on my sleeve.

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Have you ever used craigslist to buy or sell anything? I bought pluto.

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Why is the bible unacceptable to you? becuase I could write a better book myself with what I have seen wrong... I have a new religion every day, today I will attend the agnostic church of contemporationists.

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What are some ways that a person can develop good manners? inherit a fortune that comes with free ettiquite classes. t'd be nice ay!

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Do you believe that the economic meltdown in the world can be blamed on George.W.Bush? if he was behind 9/11 then yes... I have been mused with several possible motives for trade-center bombings. the last reason I thought up who or why did it was a fucking doozy! It would make sense, although mearly speculation, that the trade-center bombings are an american invented idea to lower the numbers of imported goods and increase local purchasing... Him or whoever... the finger should...

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What are some good reasons to commit suicide? there are increasing numbers of good reasons... I call them bad laws.

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What fruit tree do you have or would love in your yard? you maka me wanta a peach tree.

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. Garrett

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Its Friday. What are your plans for the weekend? I plan to get myself out of this debt... sadly the only things I see possible are killing myself or faking my death.

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What would you do if you know someone's spying you internet activity? I thought that was happening long ago but thought that I could be just dreaming it... now it is scary!

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Why aren't power lines made from water inside a insulator pipe? Or any other conductive cheap liquid? hmph... I had a really good answer about the density and conductivity of certain materials... but I am still really upset and want the world to feel what I feel... if only for the time I may survive in this mess.

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What factors to keep in mind while buying pearls? keep in mind the fact that if not injected with a grain of sand... it still caused the oyster pain.

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Will you never vote? yes!

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I want to learn ee of the tiger on my piano, does anyone know a site that show's the musical notes to [play? I learned a lot of the songs that I know from midi score rather than staff... but we are best to make our own... god I wanna give up right now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Do you automatically associate the word `success` with money? i would say something that would make more people cry... but getting close to crying myself i just say that success is knowing that although you gave up a good deal... you were successfull in helping more than one.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... how do I keep a positive outlook when I am so far in debt but never owned a credit card? fuck society for making me feel so sick to my stomache.

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What is your ultimate goal while here on AB? at first I wanted to answer every question... I did at first and then they beat me down with some kind of stupidity bug because I used to be so much faster from what I remember.

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Soup or Chocolate? you already know... *.*

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I know for a fact Ive forgotten something on my shopping list, What could it be? It could be what you remember, hopefully before going back to the store... think.......*.*

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What do you think is the most common way to lie to a person? Internet,phone,or in person? Heres an article I found that says some pretty interesting findings on truth tellers and liars. They say from a study of a small sample the most lies were done via t the most common way is to be caught in a situation where a lie will either benifit the recipient of the lie in a form less painfull than the truth or in a way that will profit the deceptionist.

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What would make for a bad flavor of chewing gum? Never wanted to chew oysters more than once... in fact I don't want to chew them at all!

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If you were having a baby girl what would you name her and why? ruth... idk why but at this given moment it's ruth.

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Got any good songs you can suggest that have good "chill out" vibes? only if your fond of sand dunes... that has to be one of the chillest I have heard yet.

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Should a baby be given spicy foods? a baby should spit things that it should not be given on the floor.

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How can newspaper clean car window/glass better than towel/paper towel? Isn't the ink will leave more smudge on the glass? less escapable residue from the medium.

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Do you trust your first impression of somebody? yes, I also trust that the following impessions will provide a more in depth view, and hold impersonations of said person as possibly false.

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Can you remember any Hand clapping songs? I loved doing them and cant remember them at all... besides Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack... not as far as children songs... but I did confuse that zombie's song time of the season for the intro bass-line to stand by me... If your happy and you know it then share the wealth I say.

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Does hair grow back faster, thicker and/or darker after you shave? there is a crescendo... thicker and thicker until one day it will stop coming back at all for some people... accused of abnormally thick hair as a kid and thin now, I am pretty sure that I am loosing some already... I have a friend, not yet in hit 35 that is completely white haired too.

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At what age did you start drinking alcohol? What did you start with? 13 ir 14... an old english 800, never will forget it either... I had to hide in an arcade game while my friend tried to explain his puking in a trash can to an officer who was, lucky for him, a friend of his mothers who decided not to charge him with minor in consumption... lucky for me I started with one and not two 40oz bottles and was able to run back to his house before his mom or he...

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When is the last time you washed the dishes by hand? at least I hope it was the last time... When my appartment did not have a dish-washer.

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Do you think American teens are more lazy than teenagers in other countries? yes and no... half of the ones accused of being lazy, are accused by elders who had no shortage of jobs before machines took most of them.

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When you were under the legal drinking age, was it easy for you to obtain alcohol if you wanted it? always... shoulder tap pricing was a last resort since so many kids I knew could just gank bottles from stores.

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How does solar power transfer its energy into a battery? not so efficiantly yet.

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Which country has the most expensive election campaigns? don't get me started... probably us most... if they could only revert all that advertising money back to protecting the monetary systems rather than stealing from people who choose not to wear a helmet to go three blocks away.

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Have you ever listened to Rusted Root? first time I ever heard drumming like that... they are pretty good

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Do you donate money to hobos? yes... even the honest ones that say they want it to buy beer... Knowing now how badly people can get screwed by the system because legaly drunk is so far from actually drunk for experianced drinkers. I never look at a person down and out as someone who did not try hard enough before their outcast... I look at them and think that I will soon be in the same place.

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Little by little I'm starting to doubt the existence of their being a God? Is there something wrong with me or are my eyes opening and realizing reality?However, I have grown up under the Christian religion all my life but I don't know what to believe there is something... I think we sould be able to call it whateveritis... but it's planning shows up in ways that leads all to try to explain but everyone gets a little bit different version of the truth... truth is... there is something... lets not fight about the best description because almost all of them agree on a few major importances.

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What song do you know has"moon" in the title? there was a song that I searched for for a long time and never found so I will watch to see what shows up to see if it sparks memory... most searches turned up rabbit in the moon but that was not the song I was looking for.

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What's better the second time you do it? this is a really good question actually, I am wondering as I ponder the things I think were the best the first and things that got better with practice... I am going with things that need practice to do well.

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My birthday is_____________? something that I wonder about now after they made a movie about it... I wonder if my father is still alive and made it, or if my father was murdered by the people who made it, or is a ghost and just influenced the people who made it... My birthday is a fucking headache!

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Do you have a hard time smiling for a camera? no... I'd like straight teeth, I did have braces but the doc took them off prematurely right before my graduation pictures fulfilling only a few of the 4 recommended years and then proceeded to grind my teeth with a grinding wheel to make the retainer fit when they quickly fell out of place... now I almost wonder what I would have looked like with the third set of teeth they extracted....

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Using any animal of your choice, Can you tell me a nature instinct that animal has from the second it is born? breath is first to mind.

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Do you have wallpaper in your home? yep... everytime I look at it I want to tear it down and put up new wondering how did my grandmother get away with this? but since the bank will take the house eventually unless I come up with a couple hundred grand, I am leary of costly improvements.

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What can you do for gum disease? try to stop producers from putting amino-acids and things other than flavor and gum in chewing gum.

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Why are modern day humans the only species that are willing to destroy their own environment knowingly? my dog destroys the putting green that I was trying to revive with his urine... he knows no better so I only get mad when he gets into the trash.

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Can you claim expenses? I can't even claim to have an income under recent restraints... I have become a fucking charity case aaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrghpghgpiheihe!

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Why does using answerbag become boring after a couple of months? because you sign on late on sunday nights like I have before... this place gets very boring some times but then something new pops up to keep things moving along.

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How can we prevent animals testing? sadly you can only kill all chemical engineers or all the animals... neither is a good idea the way I see it.

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Why does the world always seem a better place when the sun is shining? body language?... I guess some bodies of water are a little warmer but I love all stars.

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What do you do when you are really bored? unfortunatly some times I just stay that way... or start making a new beat or writing loony lyrics if I get that silly widit... cabin fever is a bitch.

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Why is make-up testing done on animals? if you can make even the ugliest of animals look good then imagine what it could do for your girlfriend... jk... allergic reactions are never sightly... fun with donkey and girrafe is better than fun with dick and jane... but I am not fond of much make-up anyways compared to a natural beauty.

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What is the formula for finding the percentage of a number? e.g 6% of 700 p = n times 20 divided by 2000... or you could just put the % symbol after the number.

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If I killed a chicken in front of you, plucked and dressed it and cooked it, would you eat it? fuck ya chicken sounds good right now... I feel bad about it having to die but much better about us eating it than the other animals, bacteria and mold that also find chicken tasty.

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Why are mothers so overprotective? most lack the understanding that their protection can become harmfull... for example, a kid that never had his dad push him and let him go on a bike with no training wheels had never learned to ride...... mom says it is to dangerous... then at 42 the kid gets on his first motercycle being told that it is as easy as riding a bike.

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How do you win at roullette provide the game to others... you will loose big some nights but over all you will gain when a table limit is present.

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I got in a car accident with someone driving on a suspended license. Police report she was at fault and was issued 6 tickets. However, her insurance won't pay since there were no witnesses to the accident. What are my options? (I have liab only on my car) you can only beat so much out of the poor... you could be in luck if she could afford insurance but did not have it... but I am guessing that she did not have it for a reason.

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Which is more correct? First one or second one?(please, native english speakers only) 1. When the revolution began there was a lack of wood and some clever guys stumbled upon the use of coal. 2. When the revolution had begun there was a lack of wood and.. and then a native earthling answered.

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If theres is no god who reign supreme? then we are all made in the image of something else that wants to reign... but at the same time support.

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Does the Bible tell you what is happening in the world today? Ummmm... either technology advances prove that not all future events can be predicted from any time period... or I did not hear of part where a couple of people could get a few machines to do what it used to take thousands of people to accomplish.

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Which is more correct? First one or second one?(please, native english speakers only) 1. When the revolution began there was a lack of wood and some clever guys stumbled upon the use of coal. 2. When the revolution had begun there was a lack of wood and.. there was still a lack of knowledge harnessing that which burns far enough away to not burn us.

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Did the evil cop from the movie t2 have kids or was that just the capri sun commercials? skateboarding is NOT a crime!

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Would you have a Pet Monkey not in a cage for sure... but if one kept comin back I would certainly consider it a friend.

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Does this picture change your views on the paranormal? i would have had another portion of the image circled... but no... the paranormal is still paranormal to me.

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Describe a time when you anticipated potential problems and developed preventive measures. Drank a little warm water before 6 de mayo... headache was non existant to minimal.

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Would you rather receive an official letter or an official e-mail? I would rather have an official response to either... rather than having officials put it off until later.

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Give me an example of a time when something you tried to accomplish and failed. t-shirt logo's, no matter how clever, loose meaning unless meant to be uncentered and unlevel... those machines for mass production take all the meaning away from one of a kind but do a good deal for uniformity. 8 of fifteen of the first tees I made were seen as massive failures... I sold the good ones for a bit of profit but stopped ruining what I have left of the 50 blank shirts until I...

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What do you deny yourself...and why...? a "REAL" job.

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Who do you rely on the most when your sick, the hands of god or the hands of medicine? If it is something that my body is reacting with fever then I drink hot liquids to help kill it... if I have been poisoned then fuck it... I am going to die anyways... hot water is a good a medicine as beer coming from a brilliant idiot.

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Does time really heal all wounds? yes... that is why those with self inflicted, resulting in death, seem to leave themselves with an eternity on thier bloody hands.

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Te ideas, te concepts the quagmiire of to many, 2 sort, 2 understand, of opposing views, of opposition, of destruction, as words, written n spoken, few understood, few accepted as most writing, composing, decomposing, te words of the great,book hes read? fait?

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If someone ask you what would you like to be a HACKER or a CRACKER??than What will be your answer? the hacker i suppose... isn't the cracker the program that the hacker uses... but both have an unfittingly negative other meaning when you're talkin bout the ones who give either a bad name.

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How can someone tell if they have a gambling problem? contact the certoon division of nevada... they make sure that all casinos have a diversity of winners.

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Who is the first person who greets you in the morning? mary jane fills the void for now... when you wake to the voice of a telemarketer, you need something to fill the homicidal tendancies with a peaceful void.

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If you could own any painting of your choice, what artist would it be painted by? I would like to see them all shared at the same spot so you could hit the whole gallery of the world in one vacation... whether it be online for free or flight for fee.

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Is there an ammunition shortage? not really... I think there has always been an excess... but there is a shortage of the type guns that they fit for some people who have had them taken away... the places with few guns left have drove the value of those guns up significantly!

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Have you ever known someone that wasn't happy unless they were unhappy? I suppose there could be people who love the attention of pity... but I am starting to despise it because I had such a better life planned for myself before I became such a nothing.

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Can cheap wine also be good wine? rarely gets the chance to become vinegar... but depends on taste... no worthy judge yet myself.

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Would these lines fit with the audio i presented earlier if it were to be a song about a past or present lover? see answer My top of the morning is always your bed time. your already dead to the world by when I shine. would have been long day with your snores. but you wake to take me for a swim on your shores. You’re the best part of waking up cuz. Folgers got nothing on your triple c cups.

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UNO, Scrabble or Battleship? scrabble, uno, then battleship for me.

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What do you think about the fact that at some places you have to be eighteen, and will be carded, in order to buy lighters or energy drinks? I think it makes those younger pay an unfit shouldertap fare and sometimes get ripped off by bums!

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If the Civil War were to happen today, would you fight for the west? I would dig the underground's approach.

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What is the best way to get someone out of a panic attack? If their totally out of control and they need to be calmed what do you do? monkey see monkey do until one sees the error in another... I panic even worse to point out how pointless panic is compared to rational corrective actions.

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What is burned into you brain forever? a few witty ab q and a's have made their way lately... I should keep track of the urls for an ab favorite posts of all time question *.*

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If the moon was some how destroyed, how would it effect our planet? I certainly don't want any pieces of it not burning up and landing in my backyard... you should see what happens to the coastal regions 2... not pretty!

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Is the United States about to go broke? I try to stay optomistic in the belief that it has been broken for a hundred years almost, but is in the process of repairing itself to be fair.

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Do you think young people these days just want things in a hurry? Whatever happened to hard work and patience? I think that our elders, at least here in america, wanted things in a hurry and now we suffer to compensate for poor planning... but boy did they have it good for a while.

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Not be all grammar-ly proper, but is anyone else getting just a tiny little bit annoyed at all the gramatical errors in the questions that have been popping up latley? I mean, I'm no saint but really, Some of these mistakes are insane. and some might be brilliant... all a matter of prcptn

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I believe in a God, do you? one which is at the top and possibly several smaller ones at the center of planets and stars because the concept of gravity seems to be perversion of logic without something greater attracting mass towards each accountable center.

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I just saw a police officer on his cell phone, is that legal? they all have so much dirt on eachother that none can bust another or it would be a chain reaction resulting in about 70% of them locking eachother up... come to think of it... that's the ammount we actually need helping us rather than hurting us!

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Do you like Leonard Cohen's music? I would have to hear some first... chances are I would becuase of the effort at least.

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Was bullying this bad when you were at school not too bad... the worst thing I ever did in my whole life was called a girl in the lunch-line a punta because it was the first spanish bad word I learned... looking back on it... I have not done anything so terrible in my whole life because she did nothing to me... and the extent to which bullies got me always healed and was very rare.

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In all honesty is alcohol one of your most trust worthy friend's? It hasn't let me down yet and before God I'm not sorry for my viewpoint. I suppose we could anthropromorphize it as such because it is a beloved of mine... if that was the right descripitve word, lol, I think one of my teachers either made up this word or needs to add it to dictionary's lacking it. with a correct spelling of course *.*

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When a parent doesn't remember your birthday does it only cause you to make sure you remember their's? I did not start remembering my elder's birthdays unti... wait a minute... you might be on to something here *.*

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How to torture someone? start to explain something and stop saying... but you already know what I am going to tell you like in the matrix... curiosity has to be my greatest torture right now despite police tactics to get me to sign their forms.

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Did you ever have the desire to still love someone even after they rejected you? I did not desire 2... I still did even though I did not want to start over with them... along with the ones I rejected excluding a few.

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What would be your immediate reaction to spilling a beverage on your laptop? depends on the ammount of liquid... anything from swabbing to a panic'd battery extraction... well I used to have to take out the battery when it worked... now I pull the plug if it's really bad but it does not happen often... even when drinking beer I usually catch it before it falls after a careless elbow or whatever.

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What do you need to sharpen? skills... definatly the skills... my grandfather was a chef so naturally I keep the knives up to par... but the skillz... gotta work on those yet.

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Can you go to heaven if you are homosexual but still have a deep loving relationship with God? I suppose you could... I'm not god... but he might be pissed that you never had natural children.

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What was the last thing you blamed on the alcohol? a ciggarette craving.

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"Evolution in a bottle" Life created in the lab oozes toward reality. (sciam.com) If life can be created in a laboratory that would indicate that life can occur as a natural process sans 'creator'. Your thoughts? lol... what planet are they shooting this bottle towards?

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How do you like your biscuits prepared? from a popping can onto a baking sheet... it's too easy... maybe I should learn to make real ones.

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How many people on AB are vegetarians? I wish I had the stomache for it... I am a food chainarian... who is eating a greater variety of vegetables than before.

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Tomato soup & ___________? I'll have the appetizer menu.

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What vegetable makes you gag? almost all of em made me gag as a kid but I am gaining tolerance... I don't think most vegtable foods are processed enough untill they go through several stomache's examinations by other earth's living wonders before it is purified enough for our stomache for certain nutrients. expluse the spelling

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So, who feels like their life is just stuck in a rut? no... I got trampled into a rut.

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Do you use a firewall on your computer? not anymore... people always got in when I had them so now I say screw it... and sit and wait forever.

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What is the most loving, caring thing you've ever done? (don't be shy) probably kissing my grandmother despite the desire not 2.

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The fictional character known as "Gomer Pyle," was not given that name at birth, it's claimed. According to some, the character's birth name was actually "montGOMERy Pyle," and his nickname was "Gomer." Agree? Disagree? ¿Por que, o por que no? gee sarge... yo no se.

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If a person committed a crime and the state caused them to forever lose their ability to hear, they would have received the DEAF PENALTY, correct? lol... but that seems like cruel and unusual punishment... capital punishment usually involves stealing ones capital.

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Why does the government keep taking ALL our money and spending it on luxury items for themselves? it drives me mad! mad enough to make them quit?... oooo plz help!

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Which variant is more correct? (please, native english speakers only) 1. When the revolution began there was a lack of wood and some clever guys stumbled upon the use of coal. 2. When the revolution had begun there was a lack of wood and ... the people who discovered coal were still pyromani...

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Look around and tell me the first thing you see that can be stretched? plastic

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What will you do if you find that your new expensive laptop isn't working? I am glad I own an old one... and wait for unavoidable interuptances.

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If Allah chose Jesus as one of the prophets, then why did Jesus say he was the Son of God? because the rest of us are as well.

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What kind of questions are you witholding fearfully that you can now express as concerns? this question should be under freedom of speech jackass

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What would make ballet more exciting? nudity... just the truth

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Do you guys ever feel bad for us girls? If so, how? I feel bad that for those who are not here to share this.

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Do wars or "conflict" solve issues? nope... the fact is that people need a place for their stuff... and a couple of assholes think that they can steal it all from us.

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How do you influence people? hopefully a good way.

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What age do you stop going to Brownies and what age do you start guides? asking this sort of question is illegal now on answerbag... jk

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Do you pay service charge if added to your resturaunt bill? painfully answers yes.

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Why was it a mistake for Lindsey Lohan to throw eggs at the paparazzi? they probably have a picture of it... I don't think it was that big of a mistake really.

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Does the smell of summer bring back any childhood memories for you? yes... most smells bring back good ones and some cause allergic sneezing fits.

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What's your Philosophy summed up into a clever saying? we are all brilliant idiots so do not impose your brilliance on others but let those who wish to accept it do so.

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What do you believe will happen on your arrival in hell? I am going to be really pissed that god thought I was a bad one and I will begin to raise hell with satan.

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Do you play an Instrument? I practice at several.

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Using only 3 words, how would you describe God? he's our father

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Who decides which team goes to bat first, in baseball the stadium.

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Can someone tell me wat 儿童时期的最好朋友 means? thanks Water wheels means I have solved the puzzle before spinning the dreaded black bankrupcy spot.

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What`s a good thing to paint on a t-shirt?Something nice. plastisol

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Do you beleive that now that America has contracted the swine flu from Mexico that we should close our gates to them? no... not even if it was possible

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Do you keep extra batteries in your house? yep... but not all the sizes and it seems to always be the size I don't have that I need.

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Do you like banana bread with or without nuts? with

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Have you ever had a conversation with a ghost? nope... never even seen one but I have seen some remarkable evidence that they have some influence on people.

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Is it true that actor Joaquin Phoenix is actually credited with creating the Joaquin Freezer and the Joaquin Closet? nice one.

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How come dogs never brush their teeth? they chew on stuff instead.

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What is the strangest odor that you like but should not? my own scent... my sweat smells like weed.

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Do you have a sense of Rhythm? yes... but not nearly as accurate as some of the greats.

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Wanna bet? What's something wild that we could gamble on? I'll wager the pink slip on my stolen truck towards the game of your choice... what do you drive?

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Why are the songs on itunes now $1.29? I loved it when they were 99 cents but now its like ugh.... bailouts are going to cause everything to go up... limewire is what is keeping the prices down.

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Do you have Solar lights outside?How well do they work? a few still work and the others probably need new recharchabe batteries because they are pretty old.

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Am I sad because it's raining or is it raining because I'm sad? could be either depending on if you are or you are not the light from MIB III

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Why are most men obsessed with women's breasts...they are merely bags of specialized sweat glands used to produce milk? it's not the sweat or the milk... must be the nipples :D

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What's on the list of the world's weirdest hotels? the Adventure Inn in reno makes the list.

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What's an example of something that is really messed up now that used to be OK before? the dui law being .08 vs .1... for example I got 2 dui's in the last two years that caused me to loose my truck and tools due to a catch-22 type of system... if the police in california want to steal your truck then all the judge has to do is call it "evidence" and provide you a court date that is several months later and after 30 days it becomes somehow legal for the tow company...

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Help... 1 of my rainbow lizards died today (sobs), I cant bury her cos the dog will dig her up, and the bin just seems so wrong, any other suggestions of where I can put her? what is wrong with the dog eating her?... I know it sounds horrible because it was you pet but it is less wastefull.

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Does an high IQ verify your worthiness? no and yes... I tested high but am not worth much financially... depends on ones perception of worth.

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What movie from the past should they do a remake of? idk... but there are several classiscs still waiting to be re-mastered too.

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I would like some ______ with my meal. variety

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Where should I report a stolen truck and a stolen mini-bike If it was the police who stole them? idk... just stop paying taxes and they will loose their job too

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God lives in _ _ _ _ _? spite(of sinners), death, a house, the radio, a chair, the floor... he lives in a little bit of everything

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What would happen if you faked you were a chef in a resume and the human resourses found out i think my ex did it im curious heheheh I would be surprised... HR rarely eats where they work.

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Do colleges combined your GPA for all four years or do they look at each year separate to get your average? they look at every grade to get the average

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Do viruses kill brain cells? nope... they divert efforts towards their goals leaving the brain usless compared to what beauty it used to function for but it does not kill em untill the whole body is dead.

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Is there a similar site to socialgo.com which gives us more of its features but for free? www.answersnag.com

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When do you act the most shy? I never act shy but I am at times.

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What confuse's you the most? the '

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What will you think of next? the same question I asked long ago... but there are tons of new answers.

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I was just betrayed. while thinking about the things I could do but won't, I discovered all the things I wanted to do were not betrayals of the one who betrayed me, but betrayals of myself. Why the hell would I want to join them by betraying myself? I got confused by hearing the word betrayal too many times... It's not your fault but mine cuz I am wasted... I might remember to look at this question when I can see straight but being the 6th or the fifth its still cinco de mayo for me.... whooo hhhhhoouuuughhh.... jk... no sign of spew yet but 20 beers deep it must be not far behind. lol for now but it could become nlht... that's...

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What little thing made you smile today? the radio.

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Defination of a leader? one who knows best.

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Provide an example of a palindrome, the longer the better. ewe is not symmetrical in terms of visual status but it is a palindrome.

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How much or how often do you have to drink to be considered an alcoholic? the fact that you have to drink makes you one... I am one probably... but I don't drink early in the day because I feel it should be reserved for the end of a day and/or all holiday's long in my opinion.

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I want to hear dirty, dark, frantic, drum and bass, what are some good artists? you... if you know what you are listening for then get a synth program... they are pretty cheap these days *.* best of luck with your works.

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Does the future freak you out? nope... I am optomistic that things will get better once all the rich old consumptive assholes have no protection behind their theft of this earth and the people left after this are the ones who learned to share rather than hand out tresspassing charges for a living.

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How would you describe the ocean? space you can swim across, ehe ehmm, I mean skim across or try to find the opposite surface of (assuming you have the torque)

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What does "New World Order" mean? some small group of idiots imposed chaos rather than all of ours.

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Do you think that democracy is the best form of government? If so, why? If not, why not, and which form of government do you think would be better? Nope... democracy is a poor attempt to make land ownership work.

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The chicken crossed the road because................. of the food. If you were a chicken, would you not peck at so many .....'s

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/var Z= walking/ Who's on the fence when it comes to police stealing from people for crossing the street? you mean their street?........... fuck no that's our street!

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I ran Norton Anti-Virus, and it says there are "potential threats" - what does that mean? Do I have a virus? lol... I have never had a computer run better because I never installed a single program on it after a re-format... including the anti-viri despite microsoft warnings... everyone in the world with a key-logger probably knows everything I type but wtf do I care... I like to hide out in the open and stay in the same place because I heard it is the best place to hide and be found... not knowing...

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What colour is your computer mouse & is it cordless? I had a cordless one but I got rid of it when my computer started doing things by itself but it was not the cause.

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What would you serve if you had guests for dinner? the guests.......... took me far too long to think of that.

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Have you ever served caviar just to impress your guests? nope... I don't like it myself so I would try to serve something that I would be impressed by.

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Do you think history will judge the Iraq war as having been: a just war or an unjust war? just a war... none of them are good... a good war is called a debate.

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What job do you have? Im a Photogropher. I need to correct a system that puts good people in a bad position.

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Do most people who favor torture do so because they have analyzed its effectiveness in advancing our overall goals, or because they are angry, fearful and want to hurt someone? Idk... I favor freedom.

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Have you ever witnessed any kind of insect epidemic? nope but my folks pushed a harley through the mormon crickets.

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How did 7 Eleven (most likely) come up with their name? crap... no idea *.*

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Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? open mind?

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When is it a good time to eat ice cream? before it melts

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Explain " /b/tard "? b is in the comments section and tard is the action.

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Do you eat tuna? I loved it as a kid but it does not taste the same these days.

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Do you feel you are more intelligent than your parent(s)? yes but not as knowledgable.

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Would you date Simon Cowell? 42?

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My computer just said it performed an illegal operation. Should I retain a lawyer? lol... nope... you are the prosecution... you should just re-restart it to avoid the pain or re-format.

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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there? once thought bi... for about ten seconds and that confusion was put to an end when I saw two guys kiss and puked.

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What happens to Atheists when they die? run from the light? idk... only had a gf who's heart stopped and was brought back in an ambulance... she said she did not remember.

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Hungry, I am. Do you ever speak like Yoda from Star Wars? only when the mediwhateveryoucallem's tell me I should to be correct.

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I'm bored, what are you? eating

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I just stood my ground until served on a bicycle at mcdonalds... only because of a good citezen in a car ordered for me... of the three people that had to drive around me to get their food only one couple said something... the man said I know what you...? mean and the wife said I hope you get arrested... who was right?

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How do you deal with jealousy? I never even let it even come into the mind's eye........ easy to say when single though.... I know every man can relate.

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Does not answering your cell phone make you cool? nope... neither does leaving your voicemail full.

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Which do you prefer: (you must pick one! hehe) Vodka with cranberry juice or vodka with orange juice? cran

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What did you cook me today? not a thing... sorry, did you place an order?

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There's a ghost floating around my house. What should should I do? Idk... Hopefully It is a good one... I have a good one looking out for me if he really is a ghost and not still alive...but the hater ghosts are the worst if that is the case.

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How can you tell if someone's drunk? They can not perform even the most basic of funtions

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What is the funniest looking bird? a woodpecker imposed onto another image on a green-screen

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Do you like Grilled/BBQ'd fish? you make me want to grill some teriyaki salmon(drooling out of control)

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What time is your Bed Time? space is a harder concept

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What time is your Bed Time? sub-terrain thoughts that arise like butterflies.

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I know the world turns by day, and turns by night, but is it also black and white? nope.... when it turns as fast as it is supposed to it is gr.

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What are your thoughts on 'drunk people'? I think that they should switch to beer because it is almost impossible.

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What do you call someone who spends too much time on a computer? percieved as.

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Who is Darwin, and what was his theory? that things have evolved over time rather than dissapeared as a species.

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Do ants have feelings? fuck....... I hope they did not feel that... I have killed about 40% of the ones I found in the house.

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What color are your bed linens? blue and white patterned... the spread is black and gold.

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How many times have you moved in your life? never... I moved my stuff to new appartments and houses about 8 times though.

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When you see a chick with a lot of tattoos what is your 1st thought? I wish I could see more skin.

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Do you like country music? What is a song that has a really good sappy story to it? Yep, from every country... but not my fav

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What does the phrase "the end justifies the means" mean? It means that although you might do slightly wrong during the course of creating a greater good... things were better when you did it. If justified... otherwise think twice.

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Would you shoot your best friend if he/she turned into a zombie? nope... I would not run either... but if I found that they lost all attributes that made them a friend I would put them out of their pain becuase even the least respected are friends of mine... I am a very understanding person.

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Is there a world record set in the books for the loudest microphone production ratio vs ambient noise? maybe... I know they have scored high on the spl output of speakers.

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Crwon Royal or Jack Daniel's? someone once asked me how I felt after a long night of drinking... I said that I felt crowned. He laughed and said "ohhhhhh like a king?... you are a lyricist."

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Do you know where your wife/husband is right now? no seriously.....do you? I don't but I should know where my first chosen fiance is because I never should have ditched her... what can I say I was only 20

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Have you heard? Zombies are real! I always knew that the national census was about 30% correct but the zombies are joining forces with vampires because everyone is trying to kill them again for no reason

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What kind of tuning does the African instrument "mbira" use? I forget... is that the one with the metal pluckable spines like a piano sort of??? if it is then it is always tuned by the creator of the instrument and every one sings a different tune. But I will watch posts to see if they are made of a certain chord combo

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How would you benefit by studying the work of a master artist It will keep you trying to do a bit better than them... even if the viewers is far far from that level at that time.

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What do you associate with the eye? a lack of depth perception

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What is your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie? not cliffhanger... just because I have tried that moment and it is bullshit... I can do only a half pull-up with one hand. let alone saving the girl

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I could use some cheering up. How do you cheer yourself up? 40 or 50 times a day... I don't like being unhappy and have a temperment that keeps me striving to be happy against the worst of odds because I find beauty in the opportunity to find humor in the bad circumstances.

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How often do you shave? once upon a week ago

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When should drivers turn on their headlights? When they want to be seen

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How many surnames are too many? If it takes you as long as it will take to name every name in your family starting with Adam... that is... idk whether to say plenty or too many?

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How do you dispose of whipped cream cans? into my lungs... then recycle... lol.

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Do you pop your pimples, or just let them go away on their own, or use medication? Or do you have another remedy? I try to pop em... I should not untill they come to a head but jeez... I want that shiz out of me asap!

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Is playing video games all day bad when you have nothing else to do yes... video games result in an expected response that requires skill and a bit of reasoning but the result is the same as a test score rather than an original finding.

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Should doctors receive performance pay? they should recieve donations!

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Were the catatonic used as subjects to be scuplted? they were used as so-called patients by doctors who try little to clear out their potential profits when facilities are not at capacity... and sculpted into functioning members of society by doctors who take their oath as something to be respected!... sadly still are

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Who said... "why is it that the smartest people commit suicide?"? It was a comedian I am sure... I remember seeing it on comedy central but who?

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How do i get rid of weeds in my compost? wait till they surface or run the risk of damaging the wanted roots

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What is history whispering in people's ears? land ownership creates war

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Wich site that can help me Draw better sight

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Do you like root beer? I think that they would not mix well with the beer because I like things to finish fermentation before I drink them.

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Who else is sad about the passing of Bea Arthur? I watched golden girls cuz grandma had the remote... sure I am sad because I know others missed her more but not too much because she was not of my peers in the effect that similar age is accounted for.

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Are drunk driving laws too lenient, too strict, or perfect the way they are? too assumptive... stiffness should remain high on those who create problems but not those who are suspect to possibly.

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Is resistance, in actuality, indeed futile? nope... I always have a choice even if it means death.

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Do you think that you have lived a pretty sheltered life for the most part? Why or why not? for the most part yes... My mom busted her ass to make sure that I had a roof over my head... but she would not have been able to do so without the sacrafice my father made for that insurance money that let us keep our house!

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Do you like sweet potato pie? always liked pumpkin just a bit more but I heard a good suggestion about sweet fries the other day that I am looking forward to trying.

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How long does it take for alcohol's effects to set in after drinking? depends on several things... carbonation, stomache absorbants, conditioning from long nights in ones drinking history etc

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What is the best lighting for nature photos? any debaters will loose... sunlight!

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Has anyone here graduated or is currently attending one of those for-profit universities that advertise on television, eg. DeVry, ITT Tech, etc. nope... If they have to advertise for students then I question their motives... they must like idiots who do not know that the budget should support little advertising and employ well paid teachers.

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What is the best way to build a boat that is made up of cardboard,tape and can fit two people in it? most of the tape should go on the bottom.

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How long are you living at your present address? until the bank wants to sell it to get their money

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If someone were to use high caliber pistol to kill themselves, where and at what angle in the head would be the best bet? holding your breath for a long time first to steady your shot...they will determine that it was a murder.

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Would you suck on my toes? (all clean, freshly washed) shakes magic eight ball... my sources say hell no... too strange

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Ever been chased by a black mumba? nope... but I did have a close encounter with a rattler... I also faked a rattler sound while me and my friend where walking through the desert... It took me quite a while to catch up to him but even after feeling bad about it I think it was a good prank because it caused no real danger for him. *.*

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How far away is your closest pharmacy? quarter mile

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Are women are just as violent as men or are women are more violent than men? I know a lot more women that would hit a guy than guys that would hit a woman.

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Who are you racist against? racers who will kill the others just to win.

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Who had Tacos for dinner? I did... but it they were made from fajita meat and had only beef and cheese.

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Do you tie the right shoe first, or the left one? whichever I find first... bad habbit of kicking them off wildly

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When was the last time you wore mismatched socks? right now

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What is an example of an odd job? something that would be considered odd for a boss to do himself.

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Does stereotyping help solve crimes? no... it makes criminals of the crime solvers themselves... anyone on a mini-bike with a backpack must have more on his mind than picking up food from wendy's... may as well arrest them to be safe... idiots!

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Want to trade? it would be much better than buying the machine made junk made to break soon that they sell these days... you make quality goods?

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If you were a piece of meat, What cut would you be? I think I would be the "tenderloin"! :-) flesh. I don't think I should be dead meat but I feel like I am :(

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If a girl never smelld her self&all of a sudden she smells herself not like a fishy smell but it doent smell good&all of a sudden when she goes 2 the bathroom to do a number 2 her do-do is a different color&it feels really soft&mushy. WHAT COULD THIS BE? idk because the category is women's health... but I ate a potato in the Mental Health facility when they thought I was suicidal that had a bone in it... for a week or two I was burping up a fish flavor and shitting green... it sucked... get well *.*