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Have you ever high fived a stanger? I was in the Southern States of the US and they do a lot of High 6's

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What does spider tattoo symbolise? Any Which Way But loose......The Black Widow.....

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Not gonna do it but just wondering: Where's the best place to go in Atlanta to get a blow job from a total stranger? Depends.....is the other person going to do it willingly?

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Would I be put in the Penalty Box if I put Domari Proud to be Aryan as my name? I am in fact Aryan by genetics... and I am an ethnicity.? I would hope not!

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If it truth what is naked truth? Better than a bare faced lie.

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What do you think when i say oobergoogled or frazzlepan Fucking Idiot.

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Has anyone just gotten in their car buy themselves and just driven with no intent on going anywhere and just seeing where the road would take them? Yes, a few times.....you generally end up sitting in the car cold, miles from home and staring into space before turning round and going home.

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Has anyone every put on a full head mask and driven around in their car to see what reactions they would get? I once drove home from work wearing a 2nd World War Gas Mask....do not ask me why....but it was very funny at the time.

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Is putting a diaper under a friend’s bed, a college prank? Used or new? It makes a difference.

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Did Leonard Nimoy really invent Vulcanization? Leo Nard Nimmoy is not a Vulcan he is an ACTOR! Live long an Prosper.

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What's your best Christmas joke? Santa is every womans ideal man, he brings gifts, is good with kids, he may only come once a year but when he does he fills your stockings...

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My g/f leafted the country 2 weeks ago and 2 nights ago me and my best freind were drinkin and i ended up makeing out with his sister which ived had feeling 4 a while and this is the 2ed time i cheated on my g/f and it hurts not to say wut should i do I hatie it when they leafted man, it is so...not right.

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? Debbie Does Dallas, a little dated now, but ah! The Memories ..and the Mammaries too

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What is your favorite Kevin Spacey movie? Usual Suspects

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What's your favorite Kevin BACON movie? Mine is the Air Up There - haha Murder in the ```first...tour de force performance.

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When did that happen? I have no idea, they were clean on this morning...

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I have a helmet made with a plaited rattans would u trade it with ur private stuffs? Man that must be hard to masturbate with.

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If I knocked on your door and asked to use the toilet, would you let me? My Butler will show you where the outside WC is.

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If your s/o asked to hold your penis while you peed, would you let her? She has so I have.

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Have you ever seen a cross eyed bombshell? Clarence in Daktari

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Has anyone done the Hoffman Process and did it help? No, Although the other day I was looking at Archimedes Principal.....and he was looking at mine...

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*edited * Does anyone have anything nice to say about another answer bagger? ( it is the season)? DwarfClown is tres Hot sexy kind funny and is amazing.

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Does Anyone have anything nice to say about a Bagger they do not get along with? ( come on people it is the season!!!)? Everyone is so polite! I have nothing to say about the one or two assholes on here, either nice or otherwise. Cunning Lingus is a Rambo fantasist..and the assorted Gay Religious and repressed lunatics that periodically appear do not excise me one way or another. Tis the season to be jolly!....and remember kids.....it is only the Internet!

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If "Mrs. Field's Cookies" merged with "Famous Amos Cookies" would they call the merged company Mrs. Fields Anus? No they wouldn't.

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What should you never say at your high school reunion? We went to school at the same time! What did you Teach?

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What is one thing that you feel is a "lost art"? Faeces Modelling. It would have made that scene in Ghosts so much more......poignant

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Is it legal for a 21 year old to date a 16 year old in the state of west virginia? I believe it is of the upper age limit. The law changed recently to stop it becoming compulsory for 12 year olds to have sex with a relative.

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What do you think of the state of west virginia? I believe it is known as the 'Land of the High Sixes"

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My girlfriend pulled the "i just want to be friends thing" of course i was hurt, it sucks, blablabla. i don't understand her reason though, she said she didn't feel her heart was in it and that mine was completely. What is she really trying to tell me? She is telling you what we already know, your Nickname on here is very apt.

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Where you gonna sleep tonight? In my OWN bed....and I am looking forward to it already.....long long week...

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Who's gonna sleep with you tonight? Lily!......and the girl of my Dreams....

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Is there a sex drug for women It is called MONEY!

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Turned on, horny, foreplay, how are related? You should not do any of the above with people who you are related too.

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You are about to get executed. What are your final words? So long, you will never find the others.....

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For men older than 40, how often do you cum a day? never less than twice! Use it or Lose it!

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What is the treatment for answerbag addiction? Find Cunning Lingus and follow his answers and comments......believe me...the novelty will soon wear off.....

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If you could change one thing that happened today what would it be? I had a shit around about 7.00 am this morning...If I had my time again I would have set the alarm for 10 minutes to Seven.....not ten minutes after...

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What is your least favorite/word that sounds the most discusting to you? discusting

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What brand of computer are you using right now? Apple iMac Never had a Virus or a crash in 20 years! Fastest processor in the World The way computing was meant to be..OH The new I'm a PC Adverts Produced on Macs!.....as is 90% of the Worlds press and Design Work

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What makes your pc or laptop? Apple Mac

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Who here is a PC? Nope Apple Mac! The way computing was meant to be! No Virus, No Crashing No Freezing

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If you could describe yourself, how would you do so? Tall, English, Hung, Intelligent, Witty, Funny, Talented, Urbane and Humble.

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How would you describe “foreplay?” Priming the Pump. A Necessary Evil Tiring and Thankless. Warming up the engine before the Race

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Have you been with many guys who seemed like theyve never heared about foreplay? No! But I have been with women who cannot spell nor use apostrophes.

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What ability do you have that you sometimes find hard to use? I can kill with my bare hands and simple everyday objects. I am a Marksman. I know how to use Plastic Explosives. I can parachute into water at night. I can survive in hostile environs without supplies or aid. There is not much call for it in the South East of England.

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What's the biggest pair of breasts you've had intimate contact? My GF. They are unbelievable. Truly amazing funbags..so sensitive and yet ..... they accept the clamps and everything else I choose to use.....

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Do you makeout with your guy after giving him a blowjob? My boyfriend thinks its nasty You have a 'LIVE' one there girl!

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Girls, what would you do if you woke up and you had a penis? My GF wakes u to find she has one every morning we are together! She seems to HANDLE it ok....

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I'm thankful to the AB'er who told me why not to be afraid of a small gas furnace and the AB'er who put a different slant on getting a tattoo. Who are you most grateful to here, and why? The fact that anyone would take the advice of strangers on this forum beggars belief! I am the State Senator for Utah.

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How old are you? 41

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Have you ever had anything that was OVER 9000!!!!!!!(?) A divorce....

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What is the one thing that you expect people will say to you? (both good or bad) Wow you are something ELSE! Take me NOW Big Boy (From a Woman I know) Shit! With you here, we have no chance....(From all the men I now)

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What makes you like a person and try to get to know them better? If we knew the answer to that Question......we would all be Barack Obama!

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How can I get my wife to go down on me ? We have been married a long time & I am the one whos constantly horny,,,She will give me a hand job besides regular sex but thats it? Sometimes you just have to face the facts that you picked a "Wrong 'un" and move on. If she meets your needs in other matters then supplement another who will perform these acts, if not, dump her and move on. Life is toomshort to put up with that sort of shit! I am a RELATE Counsellor.

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Do you think i should come off the pill without my boyfriend knowing so that i can get pregnant so that he will stay with me forever? OH ! How sweet, you sound a real catch and so charming. I hope you go on to enjoy the life you deserve.

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How would i speech on a freshers day party Judging by the question? BADLY!

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What is the 'Turkish Grip' sex position? It involves holding the head of a young Arab boy over the region of a Turks Groin.

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My girlfriend wont do anal sex. She thinks it is dirty. How do i convince her to try it? PLEASE!!! Believe me that there are plenty of women out there who will perform this basic of tasks for you. She obviously does not love you or care enough for your needs....dump the frigid bitch and move on. I work for the Kinsey Institute.

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My lady and I tried anal sex but she didn't like it. Should I try to convince her to try it again? If so, how? It is sometimes easier to just throw that one back and get another.....plenty more 'willing' fish in the sea.

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Do a good deal of women like anal intercourse performed on them? 41.2% of all women love anal sex 32.5% Do not mind it 11.1% Hate it 9.34% Have never tried it 78.8% of ALL Statistics are made up

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Why do guys like having sex with pregnant women? You cannot be accused of making them pregnant.

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Why is it so easy for foreigners to get banned from the United States for life for seemingly simple crimes (e.g. petty theft)? Go to Australia with the other thieving bastards.

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Is it true that crimes of theft and criminal damage which are under £50 in value do not get recorded with a crime number in the United Kingdom. You will get an I number (Incident) Means not recorded always ALWAYS ask for a C number make the bastards investigate it, and get it logged.

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When was the last time the police stopped you? on the 2nd of December. Allegedly speeding, however, breathalysed, and released without even a fixed penalty do a another random stop by the thickest Police Force in the UK. Sussex Constabulary couldn't solve Cluedo. Highest rate of undetected serious crime in the UK but the highest amount of Speed Cameras.....

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I have a shirt that says "Best dam time in town" on the front and "Eager Beaver Lounge" on the back. I'm not allowed to wear it because my mom says "beaver" is a slang word for a female body part. Is this true? I have a feeling that though untrue, the slogan may be apt on you. I have never heard a female body part called a Lounge although I have relaxed in a few.

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A priest at a local Christain Church rips up Pokemon Cards in front of little kids and says tehy are "Evil monsters created by Satan". Is that right to you? Yes this is true. This from a religion that routinely sodomises and abuses Children. I am an Amish Pastoral Minister.

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Once during confession, a priest said to me: "Be careful, as Evil walks the earth." I fled the church. Is he right? You fled the Church! I honestly despair that people like you are allowed to vote and own firearms.... God Bless You I was that Priest

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I stabbed somebody 5 years ago, police were called but i was never contacted about it, will this affect tryin to get into law enforcement? No, you are just the sort of person they are looking to recruit.

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If someone asked you to hit the road, Jack, where would you go? I would not come back no more no more no more no more....

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Why was the fork on the left? I have no forkin idea.

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Make me laugh. I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday, and he said 'Have you ever shoed a horse?' I said 'No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off.' What's green and smells like yellow paint? Answer: Green Paint. I approached a pretty girl in Wal Mart yesterday and said, 'I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of...

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Clitoral stimulation doesn't arouse me, it's just like rubbing my arm . Is this common and is there anything I can do to ''fix'' it? I am the same! Although my GF loves it.

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What's one thing about sex that you do not like? The Blood and the Tears......

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What is the one thing you like most about sex? Orgasms....and the Screams.....GOD THE SCREAMS..

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Is anal sex o.k? You have two choices, do it, or do not be surprised if someone does it for you....

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Do women prefer tall men? It is a physical and sexual instinct. To want to mate with the prime specimens...99% of Women are smaller than me...and it is inherent in them to look up to a male anyway...Although some women will see how tall a man is standing on his wallet.

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Question for bi's: do you prefer men or women? why? If I cannot get it I buy it.

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How can i suck my own cock? No friends huh!

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Anyone tried these edible undies? Are they any good(Tasting)? I seem to buy the Tuna and Urine flavoured ones....

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What are your goals for 2009? Billy Matilda and Fredo

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Can you divide EVERY living person in the world into 2 distinct groups with no grey areas? Male and Female.

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Do clowns freak you out? No, they turn me on...smaller the better...

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Why Are you laughing at that answer? Was it really that funny? It was the way the A was in capitals.....

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What the hell is this in my hand? We both know the answer....wash them and go see a Doctor...

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My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for over a year. It seems sometimes that when he ejaculates and pulls out his sperm leaks out of me. Is there something we can do to help or prevent this from happening? You have more chance than he does...Lie with your legs up in the air... Good Luck..

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How long do you travel a day to get to and from work? minimum 20 minutes maximum 3 hours.....

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Do you have to work on xmas day and are you relly botherd if you have to Not this year, but when I have had to, it is no big deal....

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Could you sleep with someone and dont know You NEVER KNOW someone till you sleep with them!

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Whenever I'm exaggerating, I always use the number 59. Like, 'I've been waiting here for about 59 million hours'. Do you do the same with a specific number? Or not... 71.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Hopeless Romantic

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How would you describe Canada in one word? BIG!

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In one word, how would you describe god? Imaginary.

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Will taking a “Persuasion” class teach me to persuade old enemies to release grudges? No.....and I would never release grudges against those that have betrayed me. That way lies...repeat of the past...

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Would you sleep with someone for a whole lot of money? you don't know the person. It would depend on how much she is charging.

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Could you sleep with someone and dont know Someone sounds interest but I do not know I don't know.

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What's the most influential quote or proverb you've ever heard? Life is like a Shit Sandwich.....The more bread you got....the less shit you eat....

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What is the best quote / saying that you have ever heard? It is better to be Silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove any doubt.

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What is the most absurd "pick-up line" you have ever heard? Do you have any Scottish in you?........WANT SOME?

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What is your favorite thing about your local LGBT community? What is your least favorite? It is a long way away...They travel.

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I just got my room mate for first year of college. Discovered that they are bisexual. Personally I dont care, I just dont want any trouble in the room. Is it silly of me to be nervous about things working out or if anything will get ... weird? You will be too before the term is out. Get used to it.

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What is the worse thing you have saw while working in a food packing factory? Anything that made you not want to eat that product again! I personally worked in peaches and pumpkin. I saw what went into Pies and what the workers flicked into the mix.

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How do you deal with chronic criticisers? Is that supposed to be a question? Why did you not at least expand a little on it. I have noticed a lot of your questions follow this pattern....

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Do you wear your regular clothes (clothes you own) in your dreams? No I wear clothes I used to wear in my dreams I am always in Combats and the dreams are usually the same.

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I have found the best car and i want to buy it, its brand new and i can afford the repayments easily, but my whole family keep telling me not to do it, should i buy my dream car or not? the fact you are asking this on here would indicate a certain lack of friends...buy it, you need to seek happiness wherever you can get it.

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What brand of car tires have you found wear the best? Pirelli

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What brand of condom have you found works the best? Durex Comfort

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What brand of condoms are the best? (For UK people) Durex Comfort.

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Is all fair in love and war? Yes......no limits.

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Hi, I'm a 23yr old male, I'm going ice-skating for the first time on a date tonite. This may be a stupid question, but what do u wear ice-skating? Jeans? Shorts? SHORTS! You will fit right in and look a natural.

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Charliethegreat...what makes you great? Being a great of big Charlie is nothing to write home about.

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Do you like my avatar? No, not really.

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Who is exited about avatar tonight? I never left.

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What's the one avatar you would like to see in person tomorrow? DwarfClown...is she that small...or that funny?

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Who's the least likely person you'd see rummaging through your garbage? Our garbage people they are useless.

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What is everyone doing for New Year? Seeing out the Old and in the New.

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Who was the greatest one hit wonder? Norman Greenbaum Spirit in the Sky Lee Marvin Wanderin Star

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Did Jacky Lee's one-hit wonder (#14) Rupert have anything to do with the bear? I read somewhere that Rupert the Bears middles name is The.

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Satisfaction is the key to __________! fantastic Orgasms.

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What is your favorite group game? Naked Twister

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Favorite Motown group? Depending on my mood, The Four Tops Smokey Robinson and the Miracles The Temptations Gladys Kinght and the Pips and the Isley Brothers.....

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Do you think that by giving attention to ill mannered attention seekers on answerbag that you are in fact feeding their behavior? Do you think that by posing rhetorical questions you can garner favour and points? Or is this some perverse attention seeking ploy on your part to get people to come to your question and fawn over you. I am an Aerobic Instructor in a Nudist Camp in Oslo.

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Are you sick of attention seekers? Well the muggers at least huh!.....

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Me and my 2 friends caught in shoplifting worth about 172$, so they call mall security and call cops. they told not enter in mall for 2 years. and cops check our records and ids and give us warning for not steeling, so we have to go to court or pay fine? Shame, I would have preferred something more Draconian involving you getting forced anal sex and a criminal record, but I am a liberal at heart..

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I Shoplifted $9.95 worth product from a convenient store and was caught and will there be any case filled on my name and should I go to a court and what is usual fine amount that i should pay? Oooooooh I hope you go to a Cell and meet Bubba, he has so many things to teach you...

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IHOP, Denny's, Crackel Barrel or Waffle House and why? IHOP.....For as long as I live I will remember eating the Hash browns from my Girlfriends plate, the most delicious I have ever had....ah! Happy Days...

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Camel steaks anyone? Had a testicle once.....although Australia is promoting Camel meat as delicious

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Can you read sheet music? IYAM A MEXICAN I TINK A LOT OF GRINGO MUSIC IS SHEET.

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Where in denver colo. can a felon rent a descent place to live for $700 amonth or less 2 bdrm You want to live in a hole in the ground?

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Can you live with less? Yes, I have done materially, physically? I am pretty content (and some say smug) about what I have been blessed with!

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Guess what i have in my mouth!!!! The fact you are on here...it will be your thumb...

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Is it okay for a 20 year old girl to date a 16 year old mature boy? a mature boy! Interesting concept, and you interact on what level? Keep it quite and hope when he dumps you he keeps his mouth shut!

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Can a 14 year old go out with a 18 year old without getting into trouble? Nope.....and it is the 18 year old that will do the time...

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I've just broken up and terrified that ex is just going to jump in bed with another woman the first chance he gets. Hate the fact that guys can do that when I can't even think about it. Why am I torturing myself with this thought? Who knows, it is over between you, finished, you are no longer part of his life, move on, he is enjoying the best sex of his life!

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What does a woman hate for a guy to ask on the first date? Spit or swallow?

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Is it ok for a young girl to ask an older guy out on a date? Depends on how Young and How old!........but generally, why not!

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I found my boyfriend had looked at porn, he lied which hurt me more.i'm self-concious as it is but he used to make me feel good about myself.now i'm really defensive as i cannot compare to these girls.how can i feel good about myself and not push him away Either get with the program, watch it with him and use it to further your relationship and explore yours and his sexuality...or he will dump you.

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My boyfriend of two years is addicted to porn he tries to stay away from it but it comes back to him some how. how can we get rid of this and i feel that im not good enough if he is looking at other naked woman. what should i do What is the problem! Keep this up and you WILL end up alone bitter and repressed and spend disproportionate amounts of time at home, alone, on answerbag whining about men and porn....

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Two years ago I was raped by a boyfriend, and I've been insecure ever since. My new boyfriend of 1 year looks at porn which makes me feel even more insecure. I can't trust him to stop, though he said he would. What can I do? Seek medical help. Do not pass on your baggage to him or he will leave.

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My boyfriend of 5 years watches porn more then we have sex.Im starting to feel very insecure and it makes me upset when he looks at porn.Should i be worried about our relationship? No, but your need to discuss this with complete strangers is slightly perverse. It is an aid, a stimulation, imagine it like shopping for men!.

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I have recently experienced what feels almost like a cell phone vibration near my vagina/clitoris.This sounds crazy, but its true. I don't use vibrators excessively, or a blackberry/cell phone. Has anyone ever heard of this or know what I'm talking about? Some cunt on the phone in the middle of the night..yeah we all experienced that!

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Has anyone ever heard of an abortion being given by inserting a mouse into a woman's vagina to eat the fetus? That is the most ridiculous myth I've ever heard as long as I have been training subs. Have any of you ever heard of it? Richard Gere....

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Last night when i was having sex i was doing it and my condom busted and i put on another one but when i was done the was little pieces of rubber is that from the condom the other condom and do i have any thing to worry about? I see from the question the explosion left you concussed..seek medical attention, or consult a dictionary.

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Is it dangerous to apply surgical spirit to my penis? No...All manner of cleaning and abrasive materials can be liberally applied to the penis and the helmet itself. The mild stinging sensation can be eased by drinking Gasoline or Bleach.

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Hey i was born with large testicals and was ment to get them reduced in size by haveing surgery i was just wondering if this could cause problems in later life and if so what? thanks I do not believe they are extra large, it is much more likely you have a small cock and they just look that way. It is an American trait.

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Read something somewhere, tried it for a laugh but shockingly more happened than i expected. What im asking here is.... Is it normal to get an erection and actually cum just by thoughts? Does it mean anything at all? Im proud I can go hands-free now ROFL! Yes, you are well on the way to premature ejaculators heaven.

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Girls, are you curious about how a guy masturbates? Are you kidding! I have never tried it reptoitvely ...but I will!

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What is the worst lie someone has told you right to your face? It is not loaded....

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How do you like your hotdogs cooked? Promptly

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How was your goose cooked? Old recipe for Goose... Place Goose in an hot oven with a House Brick..... When the Brick is cooked and tender give the Goose another hour!

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What movie is this line from "I hate em, I hate boys, I need a man" Sounds like it is one of your 'Private' collection!

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Tell me just now: is it the time to turn in? It is 1.34 am and so...the answer is YES.

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How much of you is left on the dressing table when you go to bed? Not a thing! Sleep with my watch on, my teeth are my own...

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If you could make your own amusement park what would you have in it? I would hunt humans...

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Do you count the candles on your birthday cake? I cannot get close enough..

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Do you think that everyone is fair game for being the object of parody on Saturday Night Live? Yes! Comedy exists to push the envelope.

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What is the most precious, timely help you've ever received? Oh! On numerous occasions I have been helped out 'In the nick of time' by comrades in arms..I have always been grateful and never dwell on the alternative scenarios....

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What is the one thing women want to hear during sex and the one thing they dont want to hear? You feel so good. Your Sister does likes it like this....

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Why do women prefer the jerk over the nice guy? HEY! I resemble that remark

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Do guys prefer nice eyes or a pretty smile? Nice Eyes.......I find that her smile just....followed...

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If you had to fight your best friend (with fists) who would win? If Ihad to fight my best friend.....we would both lose...

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Has anyone heard Alexandra Burke (winner of the X Factor UK) singing 'Hallelujah' - what do you think of it? I liked it in Shrek

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If porn is so "Harmless", then why can't people under 18 years of age, watch it? To allow them to form their own judgement. If sex is harmless why is it an offence under 18 in some states and 16 in the UK

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Why do people watch porn? My theory on porn is: Why watch when you can do? Who agrees with me? Not me. Pornography is just another form of stimulation I love sex, I love Porn....I see no problem in the two existing side by side....I enjoy making porn watching porn.....and so does my partner!

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How do you stay young at heart? Act your Shoe Size not your age!

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Are you young & reckless or older & wiser? Old and Reckless.........

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What really is the difference between a hermaphrodite and a transexual? One is a freak of nature and a deviant. The other has both make and female reproductive organs through a birth defect.

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This used to be a ________, but now its full of_______ ________. a freethinking fun and liberated forum, puritan religious fruitcakes.

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Do you find it annoying when you receive a comment, go back to it to see the person just said *thanks*? And should we reply with a *you are welcome* each time? And should they reply with *don't mention it*?? Where does it end? Thanks

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Do you ever get scared when your comment light turns orange? If anyone answers YES to this, you must be grateful that you live such cloistered lives!

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When have you ever 'turned the other cheek'? Well it was during a particularly erotic and sensual massage moment in a Hotel in New Jersey...but I think I have said enough!.

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HOW MANY PEOPLE EVER WALK THE EARTH SINCE CREATION I believe ONE Kwai Chan Kane

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How do i make my husband stop asking me for threesomes without offending him. ive already tried it twice and i cried both times after the event. he says i only cry to try to make him feel guilty what should i do? ....and you profess to love him!.......Shame on you....Do not worry, I have a feeling you will not be invited to the next session.

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Im 18 and still a virgin..will a guy be freaked out or think that im weird because i havent lost my virginity yet? it's not that im saving myself or anything like that, i just havent met anyone worthy of having sex with me! :P lol Not for another year or so...then you will start to become stale goods.....I am assuming you are not some pig ugly harridan.

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Does anyone think it is weird for a woman of 34 to still be a virgin? No! I have seen some truly replusive and ugly women who should not be haviong sex.

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Fork lift or fork truck? We saqy Fork Lift truck in the UK

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I can't be here for a while. Do you miss me? (I hope so :o) You are kidding! You are never off here!

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I have decided to take a break from answerbag. I might come back when it is a little more civilized. If you miss me, will you email me? Please, do not come back. Good Luck in your life.....farwell!

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When u break up with a guy will they come back Only the weak, the ugly the pathetic. And they deserve you...

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If I throw a party and don't allow any alcohol, would you still come? No! I no longer attend Orgies.

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I just won a free facial. Do I need to tip? How much? Lucky you! Here is a tip for you..KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!

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Ok dont you think it about time to delete "what do you look like now question since 2008 is over? I just checked the date! It is still 2008! so now you look.........FOOLISH!

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What causes eye twitching and how can you get rid of it? It is one of the classic symptoms of stress! More sleep and try to stop worrying.

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How can you get rid of strong urine odor,that is also giving terrible vaginal odor,what causes it? I have no idea but find it strangely stimulating.

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Favorite Aretha Franklin song? I knew you were waitng with George Michael

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Nobody makes ___________ like my grandma used to make it! My Grandpas cock hard

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Why don't they make them like they used to? They do...no one watches them!

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Do they make movies like they used to? NO! There is loads more Anal and Double Penetration stuff now. Plus water sports.

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What is you favorite Al Pacino movie line or quote? Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattallgia. Moe Green. Slacci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did.

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What's your favorite movie of all times? What was the best line or quote in the film? Blazing Saddles Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications? Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice. Applicant: I like rape.

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Should I break up with my boyfriend? We've been together for 7 months and we also dated a few years ago and i broke his heart. im now feeling like i want to expirience different people because i'm still young. he is really serious about me You know what you are......let him go and find a decent girl...you pursue whatever it is you meant by expirience

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I and my girl broke up for months but now she wants to get back together with me i really don't want to i told just be friends now she wants to have sex we dated 4 two years she treated me like s#*! she pushed me away i do still love her wat do I do? For fucks sake, grow some balls and be a MAN! Move on, and get with the program. Find someone else or re enter the world of shit from whence you came with her.... I am a Priest....

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I want to work things out with my ex, but says he needs time to heal.He says he still loves me and if its meant to be we will get back together. he just wants to be friends for now. is there still a chance? No, he is letting you down gently. Although God knows why. You betrayed him, hos trust and have hurt him. Leave him alone and let him get on with rebuilding his life. I am a Relate Councellor.

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Are you a good winner? Yes, but I am English, and so have had more practice than most...

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LADIES..If you where on a nudist beach with a female friend and you saw a male walking towards you down the beach....and noticed he had the most enormous penis swaying between his thighs...how would you react,think and feel?Has it ever happened to you? I went to a Nudist beach.....the first couple of hours were the hardest....

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Are you a forgiving person--when someone slights you-- who finds it very hard to forget? I never forgive, nor forget. I wreak furious vengeance upon those that would do me wrong. I am neither proud of it nor ashamed, it is just...a fact of life.

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Did You Turn the Other Cheek? No...I have either hunted down and dealt with every single transgressor.....or I am awaiting the moment of retribution. No one escapes if it is serious enough to get onto the list....it will be reconciled...

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If hate takes so much more effort than love why are some many people in the world willing to put their efforts into hating? Hat is an easy emotion, and one that does not require the other person to participate.....

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In which city is the film "Lost in Translation" set? Well they all got Tokyo, but no one mentioned what a complete Dog of a film it was....

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My girlfriend had drunk sex with a guy and was devastated that she cheated. Now she is going out with the same friends who allowed the first incident to happen. Can I trust her? No! But lets be honest, you are never going to get another one who does all the things she does, in fact you may not get another GF period. It is best you continue in your spineless and weak ways, she will do it again and again, but perhaps she may be more discrete next time.....although I do not think she needs to be...do you....

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Would you break up with someone over their sexual history? No....That is why it is called HISTORY!

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A friend of mine has just been ridiculed and called names on THIS SITE by someone who she really cared for. She is keeping a stiff upper lip, but I know she is hurting and it makes me want to punch this guys lights out. Why does AB allow abusive comments? it is THE INTERNET! HELLO! WORLD CALLING SPACE CADET!

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What's the worst thing someone has called you on AB? Generally it is the Queers, Tranvestites, The Ex Vietnam Operation Phoenix Operatives! The Ugly, The Religious, The Sexually Repressed and The Coloureds that call me names.......everyone else seems pretty tolerant.....Oh! People with Small Penises and/or Americans...

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What's the worst thing someone could call you? Late for Dinner.

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What is the worst thing someone could do at a movie theatre? Sit through a Whole Kevin Costner Movie.

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What do people mean by sexual roleplay? i dont understand that. I think a Start might be for the two people above, to maybe try Teacher and Pupil. One pretends to be the Teacher....and the other....plays the part of the pupil....and learns to write and spell in English...in time they move on to Maths....I would leave out Biology....just in case....we do not want you breeding...

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What greetings do you say during this time of the year? Merry Christmas? Seasons Greetings? Are you afraid of offending someone if you say Merry Christmas? WHO IS Feliz Navidad and why am I always mistaken for him?

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Guys- how long does it take you to take a shower? Shower 3 mins.......allowing time to jerk off in the shower.....7 mins

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What are some good drinking songs? I've been a wild rover for many's the year I've spent all me money on whiskey and beer But now I'm returning with gold in great store And I never will play the wild rover no more And it's No, Nay, never, No, nay never no more Will I play the wild rover, No never no more I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent And I told the landlady me money was spent ...

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What is the saddest line you have ever heard in a movie and what is the movie? "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die."

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What is the most profound/significant movies line you have ever heard? You're gonna look kind of funny, eating Corn on the Cob, WITH NO FUCKING TEETH! Blues Brothers.

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What's your favorite slang word? Poontang

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If you were offered money to give a guy a blowjob would you do it, and if so for how much? ACTUALLY, NO!. It is not something thaqt even appears on my Radar of possible things to do.

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When was the last time you said "I love you" to someone and meant it? This morning at 4.00 am her time.....

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My 5 year old loves Knock-Knock jokes, but I don't know any good ones. What are your favorite clean knock-knock jokes? Knock Knock Who's There? Big Ish Big Ish Who? Sorry mate I haven't any change..... (repeat getting angrier and angrier until they get the joke!)

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What's your favorite movie turned book? Godfather.....read it..and see just how amazing that Movie is....

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What is your biggest gripe about kids these days? Kids today? They don't know they're born!

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Is failure to communicate really what we have here? How many Boiled Eggs?

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My boyfriend doesn't trust me and sometimes makes me feel like I'm last on his list; he's selfish because he's afraid of getting hurt but when I look into his eyes, I can feel that he truly loves me. Am I just being stupid? yes

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Girls/Guys: Would you rather have 1 night of the most incredible sex you could ever want, or, a lifetime of ho-hum, look at your watch, flip through the channels, sex? I found that Avatar Strangely stimulating.

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Guys which would you rather have your dream car in brand new condition or a night of mind blowing sex with anyone you have always wanted The Sex...I have had dream cars and dreamy sex...I know what I prefer....

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Who do you think is prettier?? Northern Girls or Southern Girls? :-) Puerto Rican Girls....

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What the most catchy up-beat song you've ever heard? post a video if you can JoBoxers

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What is your favourite Bananarama song?? post videos if you can!! Robert De Niro's Waiting.......Taking Italian

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Do you have a favourite Motown song?? what is it - post videos please! :) Amazing Song.

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What is the difference between your actual age and your mental age? 30 years

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How can i increase the amount of sperm production in my sack? Prostate Massage..........Unbelievable results....Google Peter North....

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Should there be self-proclaimed 12-year olds asking questions on answerbag? (I clicked on "I'm 13 or over" when I signed up, and I was thinking that must be the minimum age. Is it not?) It is 14 get off this site NOW!

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How big do you think a 12-13 year old boy's penis should be (on average) I will be perfectly honest and say that it is not a subject that has troubled me in many years!

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My school bully suddenly got extremely nice and friendly, he used to make fun of people and be very political but now he's really quite, What do you think could have caused this drastic change in character? Even bullies need love.

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Can one person make a difference? In the Grea† Scheme of things.........whatever they tell you.....NO!

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Do you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised men? do you think it really makes a difference? It is no skin off my nose!

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What is the best time is to ask a kiss from my girlfriend? To be honest, knowing your GF as we all do, there is never a bad time!

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Is it more sanitary to kiss your girlfriend or lick her armpits? my girlfriend has experience of BOTH and although she is reticent about it..it is my belief she loves them both equally.....

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Why do you kiss your girlfriend? Because it is Magical, Sensual and the sweetest sensation known to man. It fill my Heart My Soul My very being, and I love it.

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How do you kiss? Everyone like it could be the last......

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First thing that comes to mind when you think of the song Clocks by Coldplay? Purile

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What is your favorite type of pizza? Calzone with Chilli Oil.

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What is your favorite candy? Strangers Candy always tastes better somehow....

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What's your favorite thing about the opposite sex? (Please no body parts) You ask a question then ban the only answer! SHEESH

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What is your favorite body part of the opposite sex? Well i could eulogise about the gentle skin, the lips, the voice, but it all boils down to tits.

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Which part of the women body is sensitive....as in sensitive to sex I read somewhere about the Clit, but I looked for a week, and I think it is imaginary.

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What is/are the most sensitive part(s) of the body? The Testicles.....imagine having hot needles plunged into your eyes ladies.....nope you are not even close!

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Does circumcision remove the most sensitive parts of the penis? YES! It de sensitises the Helmet. A barbaric practice.

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Ladies, if there were a viagra type pill available for women would want to try it and men would you want your s/o to try it? There is it is called Money

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What is the glue that sticks together a broken heart? I use sperm

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Why is it Ok for a Jew to make fun of Jews, Or a black person to call another black person N***** etc. But if a jew called a black person a n***** then it would get nasty. I use these two as an example but it can be expanded to all races/religions. HELP. It is not clever nor is it becoming to make fun out of anyone regardless of Creed Colour or Race......if you agree, write.....So Wrong....

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Something a man can say to a woman guaranteed to ruin a romantic moment? Can you smell fish?

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What is the question should you never ask a teenager? Is he fucking you or is it just a finger bj sort of deal.

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What is the one question should you never ask a child? Do you want some Candy?

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What is the one question that you should never ask a woman? Can you feel anything?

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What is the one question that you should never ask a man? Is that it?

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I tried painting for the first time last week, and was terrible at it. I now have a new respect for painters. Did you ever try something you thought would be easy, but turned out to be really difficult? Next time, do a ceiling, they are pretty easy to do and even a novice should manage. Leave gloss work till later, concentrate on Roller work and cutting in. Good Luck. I used to paint Nude, but a lot of customers objected, they said I was emulsionaly unstable.

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Do you ever make New Year's resolutions,and if so, are they of the type that are easy to keep ,or are they difficult to complete?Which ones would you consider difficult and which ones easy? Yes! Some are easier than others.......but it is a fresh start and new beginning, I gave up smoking 16 years ago on New years Eve and never went back.

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Would you ever consider making AB your homepage? Not for one second!

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Does anal sex feel good? It feels fantastic.......can't answer for the other half! But I am sure she would have screamed louder if she was not enjoying it....

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My friend just turned 18 about 2 weeks ago. Just recently him and his parents have gotten in to an argument and he hasn't spoke to them since, but his worry is if they file a runaway on him. But since he is 18 years of age, could he get in trouble for it? He is an Adult, unless he is mentally incapacitated he can go where he pleases and do as he wishes.

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What requirements must a person meet in order to become President of the United States? It used to be Brain Dead Peckerwood but they changed it recently.

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Does your dog ever stay really close to you for a long time then, for no reason, get up and move away? (and, no, I don't have gas LOL) Yes and then she watches me.......

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Have you ever gotten a bad nickname and it's been staying with you for a long time, or recently and how did you get that name? Yes, I have no idea and to be honest it is getting tiresome Hiram The Kiddiefiddler.

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Whats the biggest celebration for you, Christmas or Hogmanay (New Year)? Hogmanay Christmas is for the Kids New Year is for the Adults....I remember everyone I love and have loved, all those that are no longer with us. The departed, Old comrades, friends...drink a toast to them....and set my Hat straight at the coming Year!

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How much would you be able to manage making if you had to prepare christmas dinner yourself? If I am having it alone, I usually just make a Cheese and Pickle Sandwich...

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What really started the AIDS epidemic and how bad is it here in the States? I seem to remember something about Homosexual Flight Attendents and Monkeys in Africa but I may have got it mixed up. The most widely accepted theory is so called 'Hunter' Theory according to which transference from ape to human most likely occurred when a human was bitten by an ape or was cut while butchering one, and the human became infected.[2] Researchers announced in May...

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What diseases kill more people than AIDS on a yearly basis? Religion........

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Is it a good idea to use a electric toothbrush as a vibrator? me an my gf are 16 and sexually active. thanks Use HERS not yours!......

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I need things around the house to give me an orgaziam please. fucking honry as f***CK Try a fucking Dictionary.

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I removed my bandage covering my cicumcizied penis today. It's real sensitive and annoys me. How long will it take before it desensitizes and stop tickling? Believe me, it will de sensitise soon enough, and you will join the legion of mutilated Adults throught Amreica and Judea with mutilated cocks. All Hail The Cavaliers........DOWN WITH THE ROUNDHEADS!

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I'm almost 18 and a good friend of mine is in his early thirties... I'm developing sexual feelings for him and I want to let him know, but don't want to ruin our friendship... what should I do? Will these feelings go away even if i never tell him? Oediphus Syndrome.

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Found out that my girlfriend slept around on me once already I go through her phone find more proof but she will only give me a peck never tells me she loves me now she is sleeping in my bed and i feel nothing but sadness cuzshe isn't mine what do i do Stay with her, and say nothing, she may keep you around for a while longer. You know thae alternative, you will never get another let alone one like her. Shut up and stop whining, that is the reason she fucks around anyway!

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How do I find out what my girlfriend and her X boyfrined did in bed? ASK HER! I know every detail of my GF past......and probably of yours....

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I just received a gift from my bf in the mail, sent internationally. How well do you trust the US Post Office to get your package delivered? W00t t00t! GOD BLESS US POSTAL......EVEN THE ARMED ONES!

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What greetings do you say during this time of the year? Merry Christmas? Seasons Greetings? Are you afraid of offending someone if you say Merry Christmas? MERRY CHRISTMAS!........AND NO......I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.Not even Rambo!

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Can penis size effect a mans confidence? GOD YES! BELIEVE ME, THERE IS NOTHING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WALK TALL, ACT CONFIDENT AND BE THE LEADER OF ANY SITUATION THAT BEING SECURE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE A MAGNIFICENT WANG AND CAN USE IT!

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How does circumcision effect size? You cut some off and disgard it......the whole is lesser than the Sum of its parts...

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I accused my bf well now ex of being gay i was being insecure i know wasnt right but I wasnt being myself he left me for it after 5 years, wasnt willing to work it out, is he just to proud a man or in the right to leave over that? Dumping you was the smartest thing he could have done. I believe you are aware of that too. You sound more than a little unstable. He is well shot of you, you sound pyscotic I am a RELATE Counsellor.

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My bf of a year and a half got jealous for the first time last night. We were at a lecture and I excused myself to go to the restroom. He admitted today he was insecure that I left the room to go talk to a man we both know very briefly. Thoughts? Your BF is a Year and Half! WOW that is young.

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Do American girls like English guys? Oh! I say....DING DONG!

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American girls, does it bother you that more and more of us American guys are preferring Asian girls over American girls? Does it bother you that more and more American Girls prefer Coloureds and Foreigners?

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Is there a good/badd whay to seduct ur gf? If you cannot speall do not write love letters to her you will look like a fucking retard.

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What does it mean when you kiss a womans right hand then she offers her left to be kissed YOU NEED TO GO TO THE OPTICIANS!

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Tomorrow i am staying the night with my boyfriend because my b-day was today. I am going to be wearing a school girl outfit and i want some ideas onw hat i can say or do so he will be burning for me. Thats it! Encourage his Paedophile Tendencies and then come on here when he has been arrested!

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Who do you like Truthfully? My GF She is a gorgeous, big busted HOT Latina who knows how to push every button! She is the smartest person I have ver met and so so funny....and you should see the boobs! Oh Sorry I mentioned that....

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How can you tell if a woman is horny If she cannot keep her eyes of your wallet.

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Help! My BF and I broke up bc he wasnt able to deal with emotional issues and now he wants to take things slow and says hes not sure if he still loves me... im lost and confused how can you just stop loving a person who has always been good to you? Gee you sound clingy! No wonder he needs some space!

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What is the biggest snake you have ever seen? Mandingo

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If you were to buy me a present today what would you get me? I bought my Epilectic Brother a Strobe Light for Christmas, he will have a fit when he opens it.

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Do you think the macho man, alpha male, mentality is a little played out? Do women really like such narrow minded, old fashioned, biased kind of guys? I thought the evolution of society would have dealt with these types by now. HAHAHA No we are still running all the Goverments and Corporations and making all the decisions for people like you, whilst enjoying all the best that women have to offer. Isn't it GREAT being an Alpha Male!

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I am an attractive british born Indian guy 5'11, and slim and would love to go out with a white girl as it is my preference. Only problem is I do not get the opportunity to meet people. where do I begin. And do white women find Indian guys attractive? Sorry you confused me, which part is correct are you attractive or Indian?

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Guys: When you first meet a girl, do you prefer that she is very open about herself (i.e. job, family, etc...), or do you prefer that she maintains a bit of mystery? *Laughs* I need to know everything. It is the contolling nature in me.

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Guys: How often do you shave your mustaches off? Every Day

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Have you seen a trouser snake? Seen one? I OWN ONE

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I spent my afternoon wrapping Christmas gifts. Are you done with your Christmas shopping? No, I have more to do.

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Is there an Army regulations that states what the temperature must be in order to do PT indoors? YES! If you do not do it you are in deep shit.

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Have you ever tied a ribbon around your finger as a reminder? I tied a ribbon around my finger but could not for the life of me remember why! When I untied it....my finger fell off.

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Why homer simpson is so stupid He speaks beter than you write.

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Did Fairy Tales ever give you unrealistic expectations about love? Yes Beauty and the Beast

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What punishment would you give to the Austrian man who imprisoned and defiled his daughter for 24 years? Personally I would lock him in a windowless room and never let him out until he is dead. Let him see what it's like. Hangings too good for him, it is a kick up the arse he needs.

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Why would a man never let you give pleasure to him and only be interested in giving pleasure? Sounds like a nutcase. Get rid of him he has Homosexual tendencies.

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What type of woman would you rather be with- one who dresses slutty in public or one that is more conservative? Depends on the occasion.....

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When I was 16 my penis was 6.5 inches long and now I'm 20 and it's only 5.5 inches long. I used to masturbate and cum without getting my penis erect; a friend told me that this makes your penis shorter. Could that be why my penis is an inch shorter now? You will find by the time you are thirty you will be a Woman my Son.

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If I consentrate on making cum so much while I'm masturbating, I get a MASIVE headache. ....and it starves your Brain of Oxygen and ....well maybe you ought to spell check this Question, or Stop jerking off so much.

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What is the most unusual place you have ever masturbated? Bejing.

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Do you think when you answer a question, and the asker edits the question, that AB should notify you that the question has been edited so you can change your answer & it doesn't look like complete nonsense? Good idea I think!! anyone else? Yes! I remember the Beatles well and was at Shea Stadium.

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Please don't think I'm being anti-religious here because I'm not, and sorry if I offend anyone because this actually is a serious question, but does anyone else think that the current Pope looks like what the devil would look like? Especially his eyes... Ex Hitler Youth!.

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What Is the best way for a woman to dress? Quickly!

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Best way to go down on a woman With a cold!.....

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Scenario: You see somebody you know who is drowning. This person has discriminated against you because of your race, gender, sexuality, etc. As a result you despise this person. Would you help him? No, I would not allow anyone to drown regardless of something they said or did as trivial as that. Although I have held heads underwater for major infractions.....

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How do you deal with rejection? Just get over it or get used to it!

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What is the greatest sports movie of all time? Rollerball

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What movie has released the best Soundtrack? Big Country

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Why is britteny spears so stupid? She at least knows how to spell Britney!

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When is santa and Mrs. Claus' birthday? It is not their Birthday it is to Celebrate when they Crucified Santa So he could come back at Easter for the Chocolate Rabbits

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Is there a reason why my nipples are always erect or why they sometimes secrete a milky sweet substance when being stimulated or sucked during orgasm? It sounds like Cancer

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Being stupid indicates __________. Left.

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I'll take _____ for $500 Alex? The Phil Silvers Show

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Would you rather dress up as Santa or one of his elves in the Santa's workshop in your mall? Santa, He may only cum once a Year girls, but when he does, he fills your stockings!

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I spent my afternoon wrapping Christmas gifts. Are you done with your Christmas shopping? NO! Stop Fishing.

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I watched "It's A Wonderful LIfe" last night. I watch it every time it's on. Do you have a movie you always watch when it's on TV, even if you've seen in a hundred times? The Alamo

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Have you ever received a Christmas gift that you disliked very much or had no use for? Yes, loads. But hey ho! it is the thought that counts....

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I've never gotten into sending out Christmas cards. Do you still send Christmas cards? Do you write a greeting in them or just sign them? I only send out special ones....

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I make great Spanish rice (with chicken) and soups. Do you have your own specialty (speciality--UK) that you are known for? Yes, It is something I prepare myself and once tasted every drop is consumed....

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What is wrong with the Governor of Illinois? How can you try to "sell" a seat on the Senate. Another prime example of greed and stupidity. Do you think he should step down? What a place.....4 out of the last 8 mayors arrested. The most crooked State in the Union BAR NONE!.... God Bless The American Dream

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What did you think of Fred Armisen's skit on SNL this past Saturday--he portrayed the governor of NY, Patterson (legally blind). Do you think he went too far? No such thing as going too far....envelopes are meant to be pushed.

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Amy Poehler said goodbye to SNL yesterday...who should take her place on Weekend Update? It still has some terrific moments.....I lay on a Hotel bed with my S/O and we laughed and laughed at Tina Fey!

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What do you think about that guy who threw the "size tens" at Bush in Iraq? I think he was a Heel.

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What is the best type of violin? NEVER! Buy a cheap Violin, it might be a fiddle.

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Have you ever fallen going UP the stairs? Men are like Slinkys....Useless but they still make you laugh when they fall down stairs.

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If i asked you to be my doctor could i be your nurse I am not a Gyno...but I will have a look.

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What should you greet your boyfriend with in the airport? flowers? i dont have a clue! Stand outside the Ladies Toilet with a yard or so of toilet paper attached to your heel....

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Lately my boyfriend has been commenting on how sexy I looked as a cheerleader when I was thirteen. I am now 25. Is this normal behavior? For a certain type of individual it fits the profile....

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Would You Merry Me? No, you look kind of funny.

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How might you define snobbery? The question should read "How would One define snobbery" You are such a pleb.

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Guys: Whats the main thing you love hearing from your girlfriend Screams.....

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What is the thing that annoys you most about your partner? Her willingness to please, her constant attention to my needs and willingness to perform whatever task or function I demand.....It limits the beating I can give her.

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What are some things you are glad your partner doesn't do that your old partner did? Rent me out to her sisters and her friends as a sex toy. I felt it was degrading.

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If I was falling asleep, what 3 words would you say to keep me awake? YOU ARE NEXT

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One of my teachers said she wanted a pet midget (like an actual PERSON), is it just me or is that completely messed up and mean? Believe me, there is NOTHING quite like having one of your own....

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What, if anything, do you do for people who have no family to be with at Christmas time and New Years? I buy drinks, invite them over, drop something in the cup.....it is a time for spreading it around a little.

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How to get your best friend who happens to be a girl to strip Rohypnol.....Works for me!

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Can somebody give me some good ideas to spice things up in the bedroom? Paprika

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If a woman having an affair with a married man is called a mistress, what is a man having an affair with a married woman called? Manwhore! Gigilo! Studmuffin.

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? A Pussy

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STRAIGHT MAN WANTING TO SUCK A COCK? OXYMORON and a queer one too!

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Is there anyone that actually likes their steak done "well"? Me!.

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Camel steaks anyone? No thanks, I once ate a Camels Testicle for a bet, I shall not be having anymore thanks

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I am looking for a really good movie to watch.. any suggestions? The Usual Suspects

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I really want to watch a romantic touching movie, got any suggestions? The Champ

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What is the worst thing you could say to a girl who is due on her period? So! When are the painters in? You playing for Arsenal this Weekend then? Mmmmm FULL MOON!

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What good can come from wishful thinking? It can delay the onset of depression when reality kicks in.

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What's the most common reasons a wife cheats? Opportunity

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Can you name something that will NEVER happen? Menstrual Cycle

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Can you name something you should never stick in your ear? Your Elbow.

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Are you someone who is really as innocent as you portray yourself to be? HAHAHA YES! I am exactly as innocent as I portray myself to be...

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Is there any way to reduce masturbating? PLEASE! If any one knows the answer..DO NOT POST IT, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!

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What can't you believe? That you got that amount of points for this Question!

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If you could turn back the hands of time would you? NO! It ruins the mechanism and should be avoided at all costs. I am a Horologist

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Have you ever experienced 'culture shock?' Please describe your experience and what it mean't to you. What did this teach you? I went to America a couple of months ago....I have never seen so many American Flags, cars, windows, Houses, Offices, Patches, Graffiti, Pins....it is unbelievable, they must be keeping these factories in China working flat out...

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Is it ok for a 19 year old girl to date a 42 year old man? There are so many important issues here, How Much has he got, how much does he earn, what car does he drive.

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I am dating man 5 ft 4ins, we are same height he is great guy but he is short, he seems to REALLY care for me, i really want to marry and have kids before i am too old, (34 now) do u think i should marry him if he asks or just keep looking for taller guy? It is better to have loved a Short Guy than never to have loved A Tall.

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When should I just give up? I would suggest that around about the time you start asking for advice from strangers on the internet would be a good time!

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Do guys like "girly" girls? A lot of them on here like Girly Guys too!

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Guys, do you like to spank girls? Why? Not Girls per se but one in particular....it... concentrates her mind on the task in hand...Oh! Plus I get a real rush from it!

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How, when and where do you like your spankings? Hard, Often Where I can ....oh! It is better to give than to receive...

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Satanists - What is the most annoying misconceptions about satanism to you? The Baby Sacrifices. WHY WHY WHY Does everyone have to concentrate on one tiny little part of what is otherwise a beautiful and meaningful ceremony.

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Why does it seem that you always stub the same toe all the time? Actually I don't.....but then, it is written, we all have experiences, some have thousands of them in a lifetime, others the same one thousands of times, identify which of these you are...

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I have a very big stick, what could I possibly use it for? You have the head for it...POPSICLE TIME?

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I dont understand the world anymore at the moment, do you feel this way sometimes? I didn't until I read your question!

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Show me full length sex movies if it is posible Work on your English before proceeding into the World of Adult Entertainment

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If I was a gun, would you shoot me? You are the wrong calibre of person to be fired. We would not want to get shot of you.

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What is your most poetic way of explaining love? Love is like a butterfly As soft and gentle as a sigh The multicolored moods of love are like its satin wings Love makes your heart feel strange inside It flutters like soft wings in flight Love is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing I feel it when you're with me It happens when you kiss me That rare and gentle feeling that I feel inside Your touch is soft and gentle Your...

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I can't see this morning. What could have happened? It is past Noon

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Would you rather go to jail for life or loose one leg and one arm? I'll take Jail, you never specified a term, so all those one legged one armed pussies who see me walking around in 28 days will be pretty sick!

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Would you rather have your brother going to war or your brother going to jail for twenty years? Both my Brothers have been to War......It is an Honourable and Noble act.

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Imagine you have to go to jail for 20 years. With whom would you prefer to share your cell; a Protestant, a Muslim, a Hindu, a JW, a Jew or a _____? Euthanasia Expert.

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If you had to share a jail cell with any infamous criminal (past or present), who would it be? (Assume that your safety would not be a factor) Lester Piggot. I always wanted to ride a Derby Winner.

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I'm thinking about changing my profile name from "Payton My Evil side told me to do it" to something else, do you have any suggestions? I am the Stranger your Mom warned you about Strangers Candy Tastes Better Do not confuse me with the FACTS.

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Blonde, Red or brunette? Red.....Brunette/Auburn....Latina...Brown Eyes... Blonde Barbie Faced Stewardess Types Leave Me COLD.

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Any cute red head pornstars? Misty Mendez......Google Her!

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Which presenters of babecast, babestation and sexstation are pornstars? Are you kidding, I have never seen such a collection of clapped out old slappers in one place, and I was in the services for many years!

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What is the best porno movie ever made in your opinion? They get better with each passing year. Debbie Does Dallas and Deep Throat would hardly raise an eyebrow now.

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Which in your opinion is the best dance movie ever made? Any decade . American in Paris

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With the death of 40-50's movie star Van Johnson, what was his best movie? The Caine Mutiny He was excellent in it.

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What's your favorite Mel Brooks Film? Blazing Saddles Young Frankenstein The producers

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Can you remember any good quotes from any Mel Brooks movies? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags. Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I was talking about the luggage.

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"Is it safe?" It is very safe, no wait, it is not safe at all....

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Ok people be honest can anyone tell me who the lead actor is in the movie "the name of the rose" without looking it up anywhere and thank you turbowray Sean 'One Accent Fits All' Connery

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Is there anywhere in Sydney where I can audition for a gay pron movie? I do not even know what Pron is, let alone where you can be happy auditioning for it.

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Do you look/watch porn? When did you start? All the time, and as soon as I could lay my hands on it.

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What is a really good and efficient sex position? President You get the pick of the Interns.

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Did you know that Einstein didn't know how to drive a car? See, a Genius, I mean he wasn't even a WOMAN!

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Your partner runs of with your best friend and takes your pet with them, who do you miss the most? Neither, I have Telescopic Laser Sights.

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Do you like cats? No

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Share an old expression with us, please? Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining Hell hath no fury like a womans corns

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Why would a man end a 3-year relationship with a pretty, smart, funny, and educated young woman to be with a jobless, controlling, and unfaithful party girl? I assume you are the Pretty, Smart Funny educated and modest one...wait...perhaps that is the reason, you are to self deprecating!

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My best friend stole my girlfriend should i try to get her back or just beat the crap out of my friend?help ~Neither, they are both going to get what they deserve, each other! And you, you get rid of two untrustworthy pieces of shit in one go...a Win Win situation.

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When was the last time you actually read something on paper? Other than text books. This morning

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What toy did you play with most as a kid? My Ding a ling

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What was your worst spanking? Ah! I think you mean "What was the BEST" ..and she already knows! xx

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My husband has been lying and looking at porn i have asked before when finding him watching it if he enjoyed and he said no. Why do man ly? I give him everthing he asks for in the bedroom. By finding this out I feel very unatactive. Is this normally? You are the one with the problem not him....he sounds normal...you do not.... No wonder he immerses himself in a fantasy World.

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Do you find porn stimulating? Yes.

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Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary? It is not as difficult as you would imagine. It just takes training and circumstances.

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Have you had a hard or easy ride of life so far? I could not describe my journey as easy....but I have made it thus far and many have not.....I have no regrets.

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Easy or hard? Everyone has the choice, somedays It does not matter to me which one they choose.....

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Has anything EVER left you speachless? .

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How fast have you personally ever driven a car? 155 mph on more occasions than I can remember. Most cars are governed here and max out at that without 'chipping'

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Have you ever driven a car in the nude? yes, and a Motorcycle, and a JetSki....and YES I was in the Armed Forces!

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What is best place in NYC to meet single black men? Rikers Island

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Have you ever been to NYC...If so, please describe your experience. I went with my GF it was magical.....We laughed and laughed, did the Central Park thing, Mickey Mantles Restaurant, The Yellow Cab Ride......it was to die for. Oh! and learned something that very few people know about Merry Go Rounds....which I can never divulge....

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If a guy only likes you for sex,and you give him some,will he come back for more? If you are any good at it!

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Have you ever been bitten by a bedbug? Yes....

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Have u ever measured your tongue? My GF says it goes from inside my top lip to the gates of Heaven!

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Which one of Santas reindeer would you want to be? Dancer.....my GF Loves to DANCE

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If you could name a crayon wat would it be? H That way you would always have one in your bag.

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Which is worse....apathy towards a decision, or actively choosing not to decide? I have to decided yet whether I will or even want to answer this

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What Genre would Your Life Be? Musical Comedic Tragedy Porn.

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Guys: If a woman isnt giving you oral sex properly or in a way that it feels good to you, do you tell her or just be thankful in the first place? No wrong at all, if he is stupid enough to allow this state of play, then feel free to continue.

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Why do i have a lisp? i am a 15 year old girl that's a sophomore in high school. i have a lisp and i don't know how to make it stop. people bring it up to me all the time, and my friends try to help me say words right. when ever there's a S in anything i It is not the end of the World, however I would follow the advice given above, do not be shy, all these things can be overcome.

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Anybody ever wanted 69 with a girl but didn't quite know how to bring it up? Bringing it up is actually a bit of a no no, try to suppress the urge to vomit, at least until you have ejaculated.

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What's the best way to get a girl sexually stimulated fast? Leave your wallet, open on the bedside cabinet.....

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Texas is a great place ,if...........? You are a Steer or a Queer.

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Who stole my innocence? You gave it away.

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Is it true that if i eat a lot of fruit and candy my vagina will taste sweeter? If that is what the guy in the van said.......

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Have you ever found yourself pleading for sex from an unwilling man? I can honestly say, hand on Heart NO! NEVER!

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The best way to breathe during sex? During Oral? Through your ears!

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How do women like to have there breast to be sucked OFTEN

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Why do women typically outlive men? They say the real reason is that men do not WANT to live any longer......

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I'm engaged. My fiance will be in jail for 15 years. I'm not going to leave him or cheat on him. I've just been lonely lately. I'm NOT looking for sex or another relationship but I've been thinking about finding a guy to be more than just a friend. Help!! Your BF will be taking the Midnight Train from Bubba so do not worry.

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Im 15 and my parents r always accusing me of having sex... (which i havnt done) and it makes me so mad sumtimes that i just wuna go out and do it.. please help.. It is not like they are accusing of neglecting your Studies or anything is it?

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I'm going to move to my own private island (free of hate and intolerance) , anybody want to come with me? No thanks! the Nurses will not allow you visitors whilst you are in this delusional state!

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Who wants to come and fuck me im despret Thanks for the offer Despret but I am taken

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What is your favorite movie that takes place mostly at sea? Horatio Hornblower or The Caine Mutiny

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You're stuck in a room with 10 nude models, what do you do first? Make them dress and get their hairy asses out of my Room. Then find the wanker that put ten naked guys in my room!

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Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting? Kidney or Heart Transplant waiting list.

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What is the worst place to be standing naked? In your neighbours Bedroom with his wife when he comes home from work early.....

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Where is the worst place to be sunburned? Morocco....

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What's the first thing you think of when you see a yellow smiley face? ACID

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I met a man recently, we spent a few hours together that I really enjoyed, and then out of the blue he asks 'when was the last time you made love?' How does one answer a question like that? WELL? HOW DID YOU?

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Ban sex questions? i mean the really discusting ones First, lets ban all the morons who cannot use spell checker and leave illiterate statements up on AB. You discust me.

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My brother hates my fiance because he left me for my own fault how can I deal? Re arrange the words in the question until they make sense

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Do you ever just find a random profile, go through their answers questions with a fine tooth comb, and positive rate them accordingly? I pick one person a day? I feel better for doing it, almost like letting someone in when they're trying to change lane Yes I do. Leaving no comments so they gain like 100 points or wiping out the negatives....take a look hahaha

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Someone just pointed out that in my publc profile, I am an expert in "Cocktails" and "Sexually Transmitted Diseases". I find this really funny, I don't drink, and don't have the other. Who want's to party with me? In your PUBIC profile! No wonder!

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Do you say sexually transmitted disease (STD) or venereal disease (VD)? It was always a 'Dose" or 'V.D'

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Can you ever wear navy and black clothes together fashionbally? Who is Fashionbally and why are you asking him these questions?

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? Bet you will swallow next time!

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What's the highest ranking military medal, and who has received it? The Victoria Cross It is far harder to win than any medal in existence and to date, only One American has one it. However, all medals are significant.....just some more than others.

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What's that loud sucking noise? That would be this question!

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Have you ever had to deliver bad news to someone? News that is going to change their lives forever!! Yes. And I actually think that I will leave it at that......

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I am different in _______? the nude.

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Y do men have to be pigs? It is inherrant in us, in the same way Woman have to be hormonal bitches.

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What's the difference between Men and Pigs? Pigs do not buy their Sows Jewellery Houses Cars Holidays and Meals and Clothes.....

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What questions do doctors ask when some one wants to take a blood test How Old are YOU Are you a drug user or Queer or have you travelled to Africa or Mexico in the past 6 months

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Which is worse: procrastination or lethargy? To be perfectly honest, I cannot be bothered to write a full response to this, but will maybe look n again tomorrow and see.

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If someone label you as an individual meaning you're not like everyone else, would you take that as a compliment or an insult? Remember, We are all individuals, just like everyone else.

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If someone called you an "Idiot Savant", would you consider that an insult or a compliment? I am known as the Idiot Savant in certain circles and my GF regularly uses it when introducing me.....I can handle it.

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How do you insult an idiot? I am sorry if I insulted you earlier.

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Who's a Xena Fan? Actually, I am, she reminds me of my GF in so many ways

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Who is your favorite Cop/Law Officer character in a movie? Judge Roy Bean

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Is there a fuel additive on the market that is safe to use in an engine and that really cleans the injectors? Thanks for your reply. REDEX

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What is the best way to give oral sex to a male? Often

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What's your favourite cocktail and how do you make it? Bloody Mary: Triple Shot vodka 1/2 cup tomato juice 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice Worcestershire sauce to taste Tabasco to taste 1 celery stick for garnish 1 lemon wedge for garnish Combine the vodka, the tomato juice, the lemon juice, the Worcestershire sauce, the Tabasco, 1 cup ice cubes, and salt and pepper to taste, shake the mixture well, and strain it into a tall glass filled...

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What shot drink goes best with pepermint Rum....a Rum and Pep is a recognised drink in the UK

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What do you drink more of, soft drinks, alcohol or coffee? Diet Coke

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Even though cheating never solves anything...will it prove anything at all? Yes! What a Shit you are..

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Do you have casual sex? I have watched a game during......

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What's your favourite board game? Taboo, Balderdash, Scrabble.

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I had sex with this girl once and we have hanged out like 4 times, shes really busy with work and school and her myspce hints that she doesnt have time for a relationship. I already like her alot, what should i do? move on.... she already has!

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Is it possible to find a boyfriend who will buy me a car without marrying him? So...We know what you are now...we are just haggling over the price right?

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How can I tell if my boyfriend is bi curious or bi sexual? You mean he likes Men AND Boys?

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As a child what was the thing you brought into your house and didn't want your parents to see it? Porn Mags

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Which office supply store do you prefer to shop at, Office Depot or Staples? Viking Direct

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What is Johnny Depp's next movie? Boring Arty Shite like the last one.

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If you could smell like anything, right now, What would it be? Victory....

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Do you ever change yourself to fit in? Not anymore......

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What is your favorite bad name to use for someone that has really ticked you off? You are a complete Cunt.

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Where is the worst place that you've vomited? In a Scuba Mask at 100ft....Then you have to clear and clean, whilst still vomiting but not breathing... and the fish are into feeding frenzy....It gets...exciting.

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SEXUAL INTERCOURSE: How is it for you? Do you think there is a difference between having sex and making love? Sex is what men have while women are making love.

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Anyone here ever tried Salvia? I've heard it can be a good experience. It is not worth SPIT

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Need diagnosis and treatment options. syptoms: sore throat, light headed feeling whenever i get up too fast, upset stomach, and i think i'm running a fever, i'm sweating profusely. help? You have Elmer Fudd's Disease

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Whats the best line from the worst movie you ever saw? You are no Mailman

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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever? Get your coat, it is late and you are pulled.

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I'm a heterosexual female but the only porn that turns me on is homosexual girls...is that weird? It is why it is referred to as "The Beautiful Stuff" in the trade.

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When did you turn heterosexual? It was something in my Jeans

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So how did it turn out? Better than I ever imagined...she is beautiful.

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What's a total ripoff? Waxing

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If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you? Kurt Russell.....MY GF has the hots for him!

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I'm the AB Psychologist, tell me what's bothering you? Interesting that you should ask that...Why do you feel the need to know?

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What is the one thing you would never do on a date? Use the word Whar. It confuses them and makes you look a simpleton.

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What color is your favorite hat? It is a Beret and it is Green and it took a lot to earn it.

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Why are Asian women so fetishized in America? Reading that question my eyes bleed.

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My wife is a size 16. Where can I find a thong or g-string bathing suit? Large women can look good in sexy clothes too. It is a G Rope she wants!

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If a guy has a really long thick penis and the girl is petite and small, will he push on anything inside her or rip her apart or something when they had sex? You stretch a mile before you tear an inch

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Is anal sex unhealty No! it is damn healty.

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Are you a Sagittarius? If so, please tell me what your strongest characteristics are. No I am not.

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Does your mailman walk or drive to your house? Or do you have to go to the post office to pick up your mail? He walks his round, and puts the mail through the letter box in the door.

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Do you have any allergic reactions to your significant other? if/and How could you treat it? I get an amazingly stiff erection, and the treatment is applied orally.

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What pops in your head when you hear; Boom-chick a, wow, wow? Starsky and Hutch

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What movie would you say could be close to your life story? Forrest Gump

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If you had to make a movie of your life, what would it be called? It's a Wonderful Life.

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True love, or a one-night-stand, what would you perfer? WTF is a perfer?

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Have you ever had a delayed reaction (e.g. someone told you a joke and you took like 5-10 seconds to laugh) and then felt really stupid? How about 4 to 5 WEEKS to get the joke.....after it had been repeated dozens of times.....Mmmmmmmmm Do we know anyone like that I wonder...

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Sushi is_____________. Susie with a cleft palate

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What kind of coffee are you? Flavor, plain, dressed up? hmmmm You Are an Iced Coffee At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athletic At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty You drink coffee when: you're out with friends Your caffeine addiction level: medium

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If you could compliment yourself right now, what would you say? :-D ... You look the best you have looked all week!!!

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If you could say anything to PRESIDENT Barack Obama right now what would you say? CONGRATULATIONS! You have given the rest of the free World HOPE that the American people are not as Stupid as the last two elections would have us believe.

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Do you have anything positive to say right now? I am feeling a little better than I have all week.

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What do you think of when you hear "feminist"? Ugly Women Hairy Armpits Bad Dress Sense Harridans And on the negative side........well I will not go there in case I get D/R's

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Do you speak American or British English? You all speak English........just some of you, not very well! Love to all our Children in the Commonwealth and former Colonies.

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My nephew's wife is in labor RIGHT NOW!! She's having a girl, but doesn't have a name. Any suggestions? Corky for a Boy and Corkina for a Girl.

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What is the most amusing word in the english language? COCONUT

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What is the most mispronounced word in the English language? SPECIFICALLY . and all its derivatives, pacifically...

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What is the area between testicles and anus called? The medical name for it is a Twernt. Because if it twernt there your guts would fall out

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Do sirens (police, ambulance, etc) in movies make you cry? No

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Why do police in movies arrive seconds/minutes after real action...why can't they make more movies where police pounce at the height of action? You mean a fantasy movie? What about when they arrive hours late....oh wait! That would be a Documentary.

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Do you ever wonder what a cloud would taste like? No...I have been through several of them...they taste of nothing!

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What would you like to taste? My Girlfriends lips...................

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What movie have you seen more times than any other? Blues Brothers

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Which Disney film have you seen the most times? Jungle Book..Animated Flight of the Navigator Non Animated.

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What is the most erotic movie you've ever seen (no porn please)? The Secretary.....My GF and I live that life.

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Is it wrong for a girl to want to be sexually submissive? WRONG! It is MANDATORY!

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Who is the best rapper? Oh! You are so trendy...

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During Christmas, we drink "coquito", like eggnog but good! Does your family have any "must haves" foods or drinks during the holidays? Stollen is good but it is Mince Pies!....

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What kind of getaway would you prefer with your s/o--stay at a house on the beach, a cabin in the mountains, or go on a cruise? A house on a beach......the waves spewing up onto the sand, Vomiting their flotsam and jetsam onto the sun baked shore.

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What would you do if your friend wrecked your car? He paid me what it was worth, we managed to put it behind us.

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If you had to have the same name as a U.S. state, which one would it be? (this'll be tougher for the guys) Florida you could call me Flo. or Maine....I kind of like the Maine Man thing or Montana...Monty has a ring to it.

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Was Samuel Adams' surviving daughter named Samantha or Hannah? (I've found both of these equally at numerous sites) And if anyone knows, why the discrepancy? Adams served as governor of Massachusetts until 1797, afterwards retiring to his home in Boston.In old age, Samuel suffered from symptoms akin to those of Parkinson's disease, so Samuel's daughter Hannah had to sign his name for him. Adams died at the age of 81 on October 2, 1803 and was interred at the Granary Burying Ground in Boston. So HANNAH IT IS

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When you go on vacation, do you relax or do you prefer to do physical activities? I mix, I find torrid, energetic Sex with my Latina GF relaxes me!

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Who is the most evil man alive now? Mugabe

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Is Hitler the most evil man in history? Is there anyone equally as evil? Worse than Hitler? Joseph Stalin.....by a MILE!

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Anybody have anything positive to say to Adolf Hitler? He introduced Eco policies and banned smoking from public premises.

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Who was (or is) the craziest dictator in history? Uncle Joe Stalin. He killed more than Hitler and Chairman Mao combined!

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What’s the most money you ever spent at one time? Buying houses and cars don’t count. 26 Days in Thailand for $4500

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What's the quickest you ever spent some money in one day? I went to a Casino many years ago drunk and hit the Roulette Tables with the money for a new car! Lost nearly all of it...won it all back and walked out I have never been back!

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Have you ever spent a whole day in bed? Yes, frequently, and will do so today!

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If you could pick any past president (dead or alive) to fix the problems in office today, who would you pick? President Dr Canaan Sodindo Banana, Crazy name...CRAZY GUY! Or that one from Independence Day.

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If you could have dinner with any body alive or dead, who would you pick? Alive every time.

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What is the most gruesome movie you have ever seen? The Postman...in fact...with the exception of No Way Out...every movie with Costner in it.

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What is the most moving ("tear-jerking") movie you have seen? The Champ.....

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I just had sex with my boyfriend for the first time the other day. I wasn't a virgin but its been a while for both of us. It didn't last long but it was still good. He says I deserve better and I think he may break things off. How do I reassure him? WOW! Breaking it off is a bit extreme........and painful!

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Would epileptic lettuce be considered a seizure salad? I know a Honeymoon Salad is Lettuce Alone.....

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What is the worse thing you have ever swallowed? Camel Testicle for a dare....

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If you could change one thing about yourself,what would it be and why? My irrational hatred of people who use abbreviated text style messages on Answerbag

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What's the most amazing thing you've ever seen? My GF at Philly Airport......

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Aside from the obvious "sexy," what's one word that best describes the AB Sexy People? Narcissistic

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I've played the guitar since I was seven. Do you play any musical instruments? At what age did you learn? Sadly, I never learnt to play one...BUT I have the utmost respect for those that do....

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What branch of the military do you represent? Were you a marine, army soldier, seaman, or an airman? I was in H.M. Royal Marines.

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Left my hubby after 25yrs countless affairs, he has changed since i left in Jan, he spends more time with his son, he now does the cleaning and cooks, do you think he has changed? You had 25 years of countless affairs! No wonder he does the Cleaning and Cooking....

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What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? COCONUT!

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Which branch of the army fought on horseback? Royal Regiment of Horse. 1600's

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Side effects oral sex The onset of drowsiness afterwards.....

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What are the following three numbers in this sequence and why 2,6,18,27,.... 33, 44, 71 All the rest come with Rice.

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Men, are you naturally more dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Women, how would you categorize your man? NATUARALLY DOMINANT.....

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Gay guys...who would you go straight for? STRAIGHT FOR ANOTHER COCK I PRESUME!

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Is bad sex better than no sex? Nothing is as bad...as no sex.

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Mission___________! Accomplished.

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What are you going to be when you Grow Up? What do you mean.....I am a man....we NEVER grow up.

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If you could start life over as the oppisite sex,would you? Awkward one for the majority to ponder, first we men have to play down how utterly brilliant it is to be a man, and women are intellectually...well, you know, therefore they think they have it good. I am a Transgender Counsellor at Yale.

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Reagan or Mondale. Who do you choose? How many Bullets do I have?

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What separates humans from wild animals? Barbed Wire if you are lucky.

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Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans who have sex for pleasure, right? So do dolphins ever rape each other? I know they are supposed to be friendly kind and warm, but has she ever written? called? NOTHING!

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Which war movie based on actual historical events do you think was the best? Hamburger Hill The Longest Day Patton

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What do you think is the best Vietnam War movie? "Coming Home in a Body Bag" Coming Home in a Body Bag is my favorite movie of all time. After Apocalypse Now, I think that is the best Vietnam movie ever made.

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What is the coolest movie death ever? Rutger Hauer, WANTED :DEAD OR ALIVE......THE FINAL SCENE.. he pops the hand grenade into the bad gouys mouth whilst he is handcuffed.

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Have you ever flirted with death? I can honestly say that at the time, I belived in variously, My Training, My Comrades, My Weapons and on the other occassions, My Invincibility.

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Have you ever flirted with heartache? I do not know, but the chances are my GF Knows him.

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What question would you never ask somebody while on a first date? I never introduce the Clown thing until at least date 4. It is too....intimate..

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What is the first question you ask on a first date? Yes or No......

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What if a salad didn't want to be a salad? Would it be a non-salad? Or just non-existent? Or would it still be a salad but just in denial? I think you mean a Fruit!

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Who are the guys that wear black cowboy hats, black fared pants, black vests and a white shirt? I've seen a lot of these people around lately, and they all dress the same. They also carry a little bag that kind of looks like a rolled Sailors on leave....

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Do you wear a hat? If so, what kind of hat is it? I used to wear a Beret but have not for years now.

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Are you is a cunning linguist? I am indeed, and my Girlfriend, she has a Cunning Stunt.

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How can I build up my squatting muscles? I'm likely to be going on holiday where there will be a fair share of hole in the ground toilets. Currently i can't even do one squat (getting up) so don't know where to start! You don't know squat.

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Blondes get a bad rep - Intellectually challenged, ditzy, fake, ect.. When in fact, there are a lot of very smart, beautiful, sweet, honest blonde women. *Guys* Do you judge blondes based on their stereotype right away or do you give them a chance? I assume you are a blonde? It is etc. not ect.

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Guys, aren't you very intimidated and uncomfortable with intellectual women? Be honest, please! It is always a shock to the system when you meet one...

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Do you ever wish you could access HAMMERSPACE? like a cartoon character does Hammer Time!

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Has anybody ever deliberately put themselves in a life threatening situation just for the thrill of it? Yes....back in the day......before.....I knew better..

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Have you ever been in a life threatening situation? More than a few and some still bother me! How stupid is that! hahaha!

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Have you ever been in a life or death situation? Several times......and I am typing this, so you can presume that it worked out in my favour.

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Have you ever been in a gunfight? Yes and it was not against Colt! Machine Gun, Rifle and Pistol. I can assure all of you, it is not something you would want to do for real, and I would not want to do it again!

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Guys: What kind of hairstyle do you prefer on a girl your dating? Also do you like it light or dark? I prefer shaved.....

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What kind of comments do guys like to hear from girls they are dating? You are so 'Girthy" What stamina you have... Don't you ever sleep.. Was that YOU! It stinks!!

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Guys, what kind of girls do you like Big titted Submissive Latina with a penchant for oral sex.

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What do guys like in a girl? 4 fingers

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Have you ever met anyone totally "psycho" from the Internet? Ah! Wait till you meet the Cunning Lingus!

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Do you have a crush on anyone you met via the Internet? Yes! Luckily for me..I did something about it.

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Have you ever been told that you have a nice Ass? Yes! BUT IT WAS IN THE GENTS TOILETS AT PICCADILLY STATION SO I IGNORED HIM!

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Have you ever used the word "apropos" in conversation? Daily. In fact, ad nauseam, I am such a bayard ( a bayard is a person who has the exceptional confidence of the ignorant'.) RATHER APT FOR AB DON'T YOU THINK?

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What's the most obscure word you have ever used in casual conversation? .......Bayard.......it is a great word....Google it!

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What is the word you commonly use for "feces" in conversation? faeces

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What commonly used non-word drives you insane? Mine is "irregardless". Coconut.....irregardless of what you think.

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What should you NEVER use as a sex toy? Cub Scouts, it is disgusting and in a lot of States..even illegal.

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When is it inappropriate to French kiss? I learnt the hard way it is not something you should do greeting your pupils at the School. I was a Principal.

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How did you feel in first sight with your girl friend? Like I was flying....which was bizarre as I had just landed...(I am an Airline Pilot)

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Question for guys: when you look at a girl (thruthfully answer) what do you first see in her? or what is the first thing you look for? You cannot answer questions like this on AB truthfully, you get negatives from the Religious, Puritanical, Ugly and Repressed....oh did I mention the Feminists?

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What is the best way to break up with my boyfriend? what can i say to hurt him the least? (weve been together for almost a year so it has to be something good) There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.....

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The best way to break a guy's heart is to have him walk in on you sucking another guy's cock and turn to him and say "I can explain, I just needed something bigger and tastier." This ought to break his heart? Right? or at the very least it ought to break her teeth and the new guys spine.....

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A 22 oz hammer is most commonly used for Hammer Time!

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What muscle is used to grip a hammer? Hammer Time.....

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Out of all your muscles, which one do you use the least? The frowning one.....

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I want to get back together with my ex but she is starting to have feelings for another guy. should i wait? Yes....30 to 40 years should do the trick.

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My bf is curious about sucking another guys manhood/ getting off with another guy... should i be worried? I assume you are a guy too....so no...

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Do you know any tell tale signs that a man, acting straight and in a heterosexual relationship, may be bi or gay? Interest in your Panties and clothes, Anal Toys, unhealthy interest in your past with other men and the 'sensations' involved....the Names Gregg James Rich...Oh you get the picture....

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If a woman can tell by a man shoes his penis size. What can a man tell about a women of her libido? Libidos are inflatable beds for swimming pools and the sea and as such are no indicator of how good a woman is in bed or how wet. I WEAR CLOWN SHOES......EXTRA WIDE FIT.

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Everytime my GF hears Coconut she says "Up yer butt with a Coconut" what is your annoying 'trigger' Did you say HAMMER TIME!

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Okay; what do guys ACTUALLY look for in a girl, physical aspect only? No guy will give me a truthful answer, and I'm getting currious. Personally, I'm sure girls and guys look for totally different things in the opposite sex. A desire for World Peace

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Guys what is the first thing you look for in a girl and what is the one thing you despise? Girls u can also answer for the opposite sex or same sex . Big Tits....then in order..Intellect..Eyes...Sense of Humour..Good Teeth! I am a sucker for a smile..Depth (I hate shallow people)...Hair..Voice.. Personality ...Submissive nature..did I mention the the Big Tits?

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What first thing should guy do to girl during sex I always make her finish her drink, no point in waking up during it and spoiling the party.

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Is ass the new vagina? Donkeys are not the new anything. When the Lord rode in on an Ass to Jerusalem, he was not to know it had overtaken the Vagina.

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Can you please recommend a blue tooth / hands free mobile phone device that has good noise reduction? Motorola. All you need.

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Can you please recommend a good bookmark add-on for Firefox? https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2410 All you need.

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If you could choose between brains,brawn,or beauty, what would you choose I am one of the chosen few who have never had to choose as I was blessed with all three.

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If you could choose between having a beautiful voice or being a master lyricist which would it be? As that great Wordsmith Manly Barrowload once said..... I've been alive forever And I wrote the very first song I put the words and the melodies together I am Music, and I write the songs I write the songs that make the whole world sing I write the songs of love and special things I write the songs that make the young girls cry I write the songs, I write the songs My home...

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If a man doesn't yet know how to charm a woman, how does he learn how to? Rohypnol......

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How did you learn what it meant to be a man/woman? I am not a Man/Woman and this should be in the Transgendered Chicks with Dicks Section.

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Is sarcasm your bodies natural defense to stupidity? No, A Straight Left is...

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What time is Hammer time? (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop! Hammer time If you have FIREFOX as your Browswer...everyday is HAMMERTIME! https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974

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Can you incorporate a line from a famous song to explain in one sentence how you feel right now? Up yer butt with a Coconut...

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Wats the best way to win a fight Hit First, Hit Hardest, Keep Hitting until all resistance is finished.

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What's bound to melt your heart? The Icicle Shiv. The Murder weapon dissolves leaving very little trace. Good Luck!

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When you're in a relationship, what does it REALLY mean when a guy says "We need to take a break"? You are dumped

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Im 26 and im virgin is this too long? I cannot see if it is too long or not. But most women can take whatever you have to offer.

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What determines if a guys good at sex The ability to cum......

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Do you have a beautiful voice? Yes. She lives in America.

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Who is the best rapper? My GF really is the best I know, she does it so neatly all Ribbon and bows, and writes little things on them too, not just the dross like 'From Me to You.'

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What is your favorite poem? IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream...

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Write me a Poem in 6 lines explaining how you feel right now.... I never thought that I would be, In love with a girl from across the sea, captivated by her beauty and smile, Her sparkling wit, her girlish wiles, And most of all, what amazes me, Is that She loves Me as I love She. There! 6 lines and not one mention of her Breasts!

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Write one line to continue this story...I knew I was in trouble when she said... But I am horny NOW.....

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What is a form of discrimation that you feel goes ignored? Is this how it all ends....

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Have you ever used a person intentionally, and what was the outcome? We BOTH enjoyed it!....AND STILL DO!

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What do u get personally from having sex? Orgasms

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Can you honestly say you've never been jealous in your life? I am jealous of all the points you have got!

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How many sex postions are there total? Three just many different angles of approach.

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What do you find erotic? Puerto Rican Big Titted Brown Eyed and Smart.

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How do I become a postal worker? First you must obtain proficiency in many types of Semi and fully Automatic weaponry.

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How do I become a dragon go to warlics shop and click become a dragon... and ya do the talking thing and you can pick between 4 different kinds (darkness and earth are the strongest (for me))

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Who's your favorite character on "Sex and the City"? Carrie.....she reminds me of someone I know...

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About what time do you usually stop giving out candy on Halloween? 2.30 in the afternoon, and then I take the van home, it gets too busy after that.

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Who's your favorite character on "Sex and the City"? You think right! You is one smart woman.

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I have been with my partner for 10 years now and only recently after we have sex i get a bit sore afterwards and my partner has developed a red sort of graze on his penis .Any answers please to what could be causing this? Herpes.....

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What brand of tea do you like? PG Tips Pyramid Bags

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When someone says, "Thank you," what's your most common response? (ie "you're welcome" "anytime" "you bet" etc. My Pleasure.

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What is a form of discrimation that you feel goes ignored? I am incredibly smart and handsome. Sometimes I feel that lesser people than me exclude me from their company and assume an air of ...mistrust and awe when around me. I find it totally abhorrent.

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How long does it take to flirt your way to sex? The heat of the Meat determines the Angle of the Dangle.....

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How many guys can a girl sleep with before men start considering her a whore? And when girls start considering her a whore? Depends on the circumstances......and the colour.

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How does one cure an addiction to sex? The most important thing to remember is..it is not an addiction.

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If you had to live with one addiction, would you live with an addiction to Gambling, Smoking, Porn, or Sex? Porn....I seem to be handling it ok.

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Can you honestly say you've never shopped at wal mart? I could say that until I went to the USA about 6 weeks ago and went to a Walmart.....it was...amazing...

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Can you honestly say that you have never lied? Yes!...

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Can you honestly say that you have never quoted Forrest Gump? YES!..And that is all I have to say on that subject.

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When I say "small," you say _______. It will stretch....

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Whats one word to describe your house? Brick

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Does it suck to be you? No...she does!

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If you are going out with someone for the first time, what is the most important thing you do to yourself before you see them? Wash my cock.

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Been told million times how beautiful i am but my sex life with hubby is dull he is older but some older man are still horny. I really want to have sex as much i want if can-I got married when i was 24 and virgin to a 50 year old man. What am i gonna do? It is the trade off sweetie when you marry for money.

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I love giving oral sex but there is the occasional gagging that really puts a damper in the mood any suggestions Try getting him to wash it. Smegma can make you really heave!

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When I post a question and get no or little answers, can I re-ask it later? Who cares everyone should have points.

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You can _______, but if you _________ then you're asking for a fight. Pee Scat

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Whats the first word that pops into your mind that begins with "P"? Perfidious

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Is it a waste of time to ask a question right now with these trolls online? does it really matter?

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What is on your ceiling right now? My GF's nails....that was some session last night.

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Mets or yankees? NY Yankees if you please!

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Women in southern Sweden will in the future not be able to choose the sex of their gynaecologist. Allowing them to choose discriminates against male gynaecologists, it has been ruled. Good idea or political correctness gone mad? I am not a gynaecologist, but I will have a look for you.

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Do you think political correctness is over done? yes, of course so have the fucking loonies and those deranged homo's.Mad! MAD! IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!!!!!! I am a State Senator. Oh! And Neg me! I do not care +5 for you all.

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Does political correctness equal stupidity? I like helping retards.......I know that is not Politically Correct, but i do not care what the Politicians say, someone has to help those poor dumb bastards. That is the quote from Something About Mary....but go ahead and negative points it you bleeding heart liberal pinko intellectual fags.

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Since some financial success is achieved by exploiting others, beauty can be manufactured and intelligence can be the result of adroit use of smoke and mirrors, should we stop admiring people just because they are rich, good-looking and apparently smart? You can, I am staying with her!

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What can we as a people do if the senate and congress decide to impose a $2.00 a gallon Federal Tax on our gas to stop them from just deciding this is what the country needs to bail out our financial crisis? Walk! Buy a car that does 50 mpg to the gallon or pay it......it is what the rest of the World does.

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Is it illegal to record a phone conversation without the other person knowing in the state of New York? Not for the NSA FB1 CIA IRS and CBS...

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Is it illegal for an 18-year-old to date a 14-year-old in South Carolina? The attraction you have is similar to the one your Big Buck Cell mate will have for you.....

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I am a 17 year old boy and i am dating a 14 year old girl turning 15 in 3 months and i will be 18 in july. Is it illegal for us to date if we do not have sex? I live in oregon if that helps. That grenade has the pin out...replace it and leave it or you will lose something!

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I'm 18, and want to date a 14 year old girl casually (no sex). Her mom isn't against it, but my parents are. What should I do? Resist the temptation, of I see a big black cell mate in your future who will not be able to either....

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Hypothetically, is it wrong for a 54 year old guy to try and encourage a vulnerable 18 year old virgin girl to have sex with him? Hypodermically it is!

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How long does it take to flirt your way to sex? Wait! I will ask my Girlfriend.....

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Do you think, that men are always thinking about sex? Not when the game is on!

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Why is everything always about sex? Everything is not sex.Everything Good is

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Is your love life like a romance novel or horror movie? This test will tell you. http://www.queendom.com/queendom_tests/transfer?req=MXw5OTd8MzgwNzAxM3wwfDE=&refempt=1. Results.? PORN MOVIE

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Is there one thing in this world you would actually/literally kill for? My Squadmates.

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What would you kill for? IHOP Hash Browns

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Is there anything more gaseous than Uranus? You ever had a Philly Cheese Steak or a White Castle

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Can you give an example of bad timing? I have a shit every morning at 6.30 am precisely.....but I do not wake up till 7.00 am.

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If there was TWO of you, would you sleep with yourself? Nope fucking hell, two cocks this size in bed! No room!

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Is the Glass Half empty or should I top it off or does it matter? who cares.

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Do you ever feel like you're on the Highway To Hell? Nope, but sometimes I am on the Winged Stallion to Valhalla.

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"When the wind blows, the cock crows", it was used as a term for a hurricane, but why? I think it is Grows...it is a man thing....

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What has your morning breath been compared to? An unflushed toilet.

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Why are you touching me? I was looking for signs of intelligent life.....

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Who here does not like it when people put labels on others in such a way as to discriminate and cause harm? I like being labelled. It is reassuring and gives me a sense of...belonging.

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If we were locked in a closet together,what would be the first thing you'd say or do? Break Wind, it is always funny and a real ice breaker.

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How do you react when a sales clerk ignores you when you ask them a question? It depends.....If it is a woman I will just leave, never to return....if it is a guy, I usually do something..personal, to help concentrate their minds next time.

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When you picture Jesus, is he a baby or a man? He is like the white western bearded dude in the Sunday School Books.

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Where s the last place on earth that you would like to go? Bed.....

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What would u think if u dated sum1 4 5mnths,then they broke it off w/u. 2mnths go by they call u&the same day at midnight they txt u they want u 2 come over?u don't go,they txt u nxt day they were thinkin bout u.do u think they might want u back?? HELP The sum of 1 4 and 5 is 10.

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If a band of gypsies comes calling at your house tomorrow, would you want to go with them? Gypsies, Tramps and thieves, I hear it from the people of the town.

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Was CastAway the worst film that you have seen by tom Hanks? Oh! Tom Hanks has so many atrocious and excremtal movies to choose from, it would be unfair to single out one piece of shit....The terminal....Da Vinci Code (Great line..Get me to a library..FAST!) Road to Perdition....what casting......

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I'm 16, and im having a terrible time getting any girl at my high school, ive been so desprete i used products like phelure and it hasnt helped, im in great shape dress nice and im a good looking guy i just cant talk to girls at all...can anyone help me? Forget girls for a while and concentrate on your English. Your grammar and spelling are atrocious.

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Im 16 I don't think I'm too bad to look at Iv'e got nice big brown eye's & good clear olive tanned skin, slim with long legs, nice long brown hair but for some reason guys don't take interest in me im a really friendly girl lots of fun but no guys like me It might be your incorrect use of the apostrophe....a lot of guys are really fussy about that.

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Do guys really like long legs? I have long legs and they are very handy things. I can reach for stuff on the top shelf, run very fast, and when I stand up I can see for miles.

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What do you really really really like? My GF (enough on that) Golf My Dog Laughter.

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Did anyone know that today is National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day? BUT! I WANT TO GO OUT!

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How do you feel about people who try to have sex with you on the first date? Drawn inexplicably to them!.....

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Is it okay to feel extremely uncomfortable on your first date? Use more lube

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How did u feel on ur first date? HORNY

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Do u feel ur gf's breast when u smootch her? YES! I cannot leave them alone. They are fun bags extraordinaire, massive, sensitive and .....excuse me a moment will you.......

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Where can I find a map of what percent of people will go to Hell by country? I believe it is the US Canadian Border!

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If I was sentenced to Hell, how can I go about appealing the conviction? I think you have already been found guilty by the HIGHEST COURT.....PACK FOR A SUMMER VACATION!

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How many times a day you think about SEX? ONCE! I awake with the thought and it stays with me long after I have gone to bed.

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How would you finish this sentence? "To live is......" better than the alternative."

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How would you finish the sentence: "In my opinion today's society is too......." fucking lazy to finish it's own sentences"

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He makes me want to scream when he ______? Drills into a nerve.

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Have you dialed 911 before? No, the emergency No. in the UK is 999

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Have you ever been called an idiot? Yes! But I will not speak ill of the dead....

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What does different alcoholic drink choices say about a person? I do not know.....My GF Drinks Cocktails.....I like High Balls...we are a good match.

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If you met someone for the first time (a female someone) and found out they were an accountant what judgments would you make? I would give her a Pencil, we would work it out.

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How can I get rid of a small fresh burn scar? I do not think it is a scar we all have one split in two!

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How can we get rid of that uncomfortable, not-so-fresh feeling? WASH!

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I'm weighing my options on dating. I want to date this girl who is a little shakey in her relationship of 1 month right now. I'm positive she likes me so what should I do? Should I be a good friend or just wait for it to end between them? What can I do? Disgusting, weighing you options! I have NEVER heard them called that!

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My Girl Friend just found out I like to Dress-up; actually I was given little choice; I was Dressed in my Sisters hand-me-Down's, from what I can recall, age 4. then I asked if I may keep wearing Girl's Clothes.? I like them so much more! she don't like Similar thing happened to me. My parents were a little strappped for cash so used to get my clothes from the Army Surplus Store.....I went to school for two years as a Japanese Admiral.....it was tough I can tell you. My younger brother had to wait for me to grwo out of them....he had nothing, lived naked...we bought him a hat so he could look out of the window!

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Do you have a subtle way with words? Fuck yeah!

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Would you wheather live where it was cold or hot? Wheather Live!.....That sounds fun! I will Weather wherever and whenever the mood takes me!

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Is it Cold where you live? It is a Balmy 1 degree here in West Sussex, or 33.8F as they say in the former colonies.

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Do u give extra points to people, even when they don't have a good answer? Sometimes, but I never usually give points to anyone who uses u instead of you. On this occasion, I will, but do not let it happen again.

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The worst thing you could say to somebody who's about to go to Australia? Remember, they are all descendants of the Criminals we shipped over there, treat them as such.

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How badly does yahoo answers suck? SMEGMA

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How can I get my wife to give me oral sex? I TRY TO MAKE MY GF GROWL, THEN I KNOW SHE IS READY FOR IT......ONCE THEY GROWL......THEY ARE UP FOR ANYTHING!

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In a weightlifting competition, do you think that uncontrolled urination should be an automatic disqualification? Are you taking the piss? Oh! You pesky kids, you will be the urination of me.

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I have no social life. Im 16 almost 17 and i stay 94% of the time at home unless its school i feel like i have no friends and never go out or do anything with people and also i seem to not be able to get a gf even though im not bad looking. what can i do? You need to have more order and precision in your life. You need to be more in control...94% You could not have rounded that up to 95%........You need to spell I with a Capital Letter.

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Can you name me a film with MAN in the title? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399327/ THE MAN http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073349/ MANDINGO

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Would you find it a little suspicious if you walked into a store and saw a midget in a ski mask? a little turned on maybe...

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Is there any free webcam chat site apart from cam frog adultfriendfinder.com/

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What is the best way to end a first date? In BED!

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What's the best way to impress a woman on a first date? The Kiss...it is ALWAYS in the KISS...

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What is the best modern David Bowie album? Alladin Insane

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Which 'persona' was David Bowie's best? Serious Moonlight.

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Is Kevin Costner a good dancer? I would wager he is a better dancer than he is an Actor.

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What movie starring Irish actor Gabriel Byrne is your favorite? The Usual Suspects.

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What was the longest prison duration served by any prisoner while he was still alive, who was he, and what crime did he commit for this sentence? A notorious child-killer who was Britain's longest-serving prisoner has died in custody after more than 55 years in jail. The Ministry of Justice said 77-year-old John Straffen died in the healthcare unit at Frankland Prison in County Durham this morning following an illness.

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Does smoking a lot of weed lead to increased short term memory loss? cuz before i became a stoner i was fine, now i cant really remember things that good that happened not to long ago I will be honest with you, man, I cannot remember.

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Does smoking weed lead to brain damage? Survival of the fittest A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the...

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I found "old" pics of my bf making out with his ex in the hot tub. Comments? Suggestions? POST THEM!

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Have you ever given someone a negative rating just because they gave one to you? Hell YES! ..but I give +5 most times to everyone else who answers......like now!

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What is the National Atheist's day? 25th December

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What comes to mind when i say "adorable"? My GF

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When I say "Foul", what comes to mind? Chicken

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How can i contact with answerbag? Do not bother. If it is an appeal it will get ignored..if you repeat the question to them you get suspended.

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How can I contact Christopher Paolini He lives in Paradise Valley Montana.....look him up, he will be thrilled.

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My favorite author, Michael Crichton, died on Tues. Who is your favorite author (past or present)? What genre of literature did/does that author write? Currently James Lee Burke.

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What would be a good comeback after someone says you're straight? Why thank you. I would hate to be mistaken for a cock sucking shit stabber.....that will teach them.

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What would be a good comeback after someone says you only have 5 friends? Yep! And aint none of them webbed

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When will Americans have the good sense to outlaw fire arms? Ah! Americans and their guns...School Massacres US Postal...8 Year old killing his Dad and his friend...From My Cold Dead Hand.

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Have you got a pet around you right now? Yes! MY Dog is at my feet!

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If you could make anything illegal, what would it be? Why? Body Odour.....I would make it a Capital Offence and throw the switch myself.

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If you could learn one foreign languange to the point that you didn't even have an accent, which one would it be? (I would select Mandarin Chinese). American.....it is just so cute.

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How much is 593,000 great british pounds in u.s dollars? Approx. $885,000

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What was the lowest the GB Pound has ever been against the dollar, when was this, and why? $1.05 to the £1.00 Feb 1985.

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What's the largest amount of hard cash you've ever had in your possession at any given time? £12000 AFTER SELLING MY CAR. (AROUND $18,000) I ONCE STOOD GUARD OVER A SAFE WITH £200,000 + ($300,000) IN KUWAIT CITY.

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Have you ever held a highly explosive object in your hands? Yes!..... GRENADES MINES C4 MORTAR ROUNDS.

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Can ugly men get beautiful girls? Money helps......A LOT!

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If you could have invented one thing before someone else, what would it be? The Internet, but Al Gore beat me to it!

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If you could do one good thing for someone for whom and what would it be? For my Girlfriend. I intend to do it....

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What is the one thing someone could do to you, that in your eyes is unforgivable? Acid, in my eyes it would be horrible.

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Men, would women be sexier if they had tails? Women, would men? And I don't want people to just answer that humans have tails, that all mammals have tails: the coccyx bone. You know what I mean. You mean they don't?

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Are sap gloves legal in the uk? No. They are considered an offensive weapon. You would be charged FIREARMS AND OFFENSIVE WEAPONS ACT, 1990 (OFFENSIVE WEAPONS) ORDER, 1991.Sub Section P. I am a Serving Police officer.

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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's? Yes. Always.

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What should I do so that my girlfriend will never get bored with me? I know saying sweet stuff like, "I love u, I miss u" will get kinda boring after some time. So is there anything I can say to her besides all those word to let her know I still love her? Earn lots of money...AND SIGN A PRE NUP

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What is the most pain you have ever experienced, mentally, or physically? I had already answered this earlier in error, so realising my mistake, removed it. Thank you for the DR's.

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What is the most pain you have ever experienced, mentally, or physically? Broken knee. Believe me....their is NOTHING quite like it.....

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What are all the names used for a penis? Is this becoming a little obsessive Peyton~?

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What names do women use for a small penis? SEAN

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I am a male. Slowly developing interest for male penis. I would like to have a sexual intercourse with both guys and girls. I can let a guy to have anal sex with me and also have sexual intercourse with girls. I am interested in both. Is it wrong? http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=474082 Contact him!

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My mom and i have issues. She doesnt agree with me being with my boyfriend and doesnt approve of the things that i do. What parent agrees wit there 18 yr old daughter tho? i want to leave but cant seem to get the guts to. should i stay? im not happy here. GO! A life in a penniless hovel, with a loser.....it has its attractions

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I get aggrevated over the simplest things and cant seem to control my temper at times how do i stay more relaxed venture out into the wild wide World...there will be a million other people ready to kick the seven bells of shit out of you.....

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What is the kindest act you have ever done for another human being? Saved their life.....Not in the conventional way. I did not dive into a river or a burning building....I just never squeezed the trigger...

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What do you know about ABer Payton my evil side made me do it? Funny erudite and witty....

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Why is it that men are so horrible? Why do they make me hurt so much? Is something in their genes that allows them to so easily hurt women? Why is it that they all seem to only care about sex, but never who a woman truly is? Am I ever going to find love? Re read your question all the answers are there....oh! re read your name.....

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Someone challenges you to a duel. You get to choose the weapons. Your choice? Pistols......any age or calibre...you would be surprised how difficult it is for the untrained to hit a target from 30 yards... Swords.....well, Good as I am....there is always the unexpected....so No. Russian Roulette.....Who cares...

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Someone challenges you to a duel. You get to choose the weapons. Your choice? On Answerbag? Dictionaries at dawn.

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If you were the killer in a slasher film, which would be your weapon of choice? What would be your calling card, so to speak? Battery Acid

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What sounds good to eat right now...? B Major.

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Whats the best way to deal with first date nerves? Rohypnol

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What is the best first date meal? Beaver

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What's the best first date movie? Debbie Does Dallas

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What do you do if your moms finace is a asshole? First, and this is important...learn to spell Fiance...

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Is there a medical procedure for testical reduction? marriage

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My 14-year old son has brown spots near the tip of his penis. What does that mean? Cancer

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Do guys really prefer a girl to be a virgin?? why? No......Why get a novice?

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Do guys really prefer slutty girls over good girls? YES

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Why are boys smelly? Smegma...believe me..the Car the House the Holidays and the Kids...the clothes the jewellery....you will get used to it

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What would u do/say if your boss fired u in front of your co-workers? He would not fucking dare I work for US Postal.

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What does GREY smell like? Smegma

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What does happiness smell like? Smegma

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What does freedom smell like? Smegma

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What does WHITE smell like? Smegma

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What sounds good to eat right now...? Sounds are not very good to eat as they are Aural and therefore not able to sustain you. May I suggest you own words.....

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I have left my husband to just think and i want to try and make things work between us at first he did also, now he tells me that he wants to spend as little time with me as he can, said one reason so he can move on we still love each other what can i do? You are fucked. He now realises what you are...it is over...move on...it is obvious he already has....

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I met a guy online, then we met and had sex on the first date. He left town and I haven't heard from him since. I feel bad for rushing things. Is there any way to let him know that I would like to go back and start over? No..you are USED MEAT

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What is your favorite number? 666

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I think that I have met almost the most arrogant man in the world? Why are some men like that? Even if you have a lot going for you, and may be popular, doesn't mean that you have to choose to be arrogant. Anyone else agree? Believe me darling, You have not met the most arrogant man, not even close. He is not as hung as me nor as handsome, in addition he has not the the GF I have. Please do not generalise nor stereotype males. I can assure you....I find you comparing me to pathetic little dicked dullards offensive.

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I did not have oral or vaginal or anal sex, however there was some foreplay involved and so was his finger, i think he make have cut me i feel irritated.... THANK God there wasnt sex, otherwise I'd swear it was an std... but could it lead to an infection? I think you have had what we in the West call a STROKE. You are totally confused and ranting

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How many children would you like too have in total? NONE! I am not a Paedophile and these questions sicken me.

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How many types of bread are where in the world? LOADS! Indian Asian Caucasian Slovakian Mongol Negroid and of course Half breads

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Can you make a sentence for the word "Anaphylaxis" The girl was being smart.....asking him to use a word in a sentence......so he just said...."Ok, I have used Anaphylaxis in a sentence, can I have that BJ now"

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Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? Yes....it is a condition called Gastroschisis. I would rather not discuss it here.

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What's that on your sleeve? Boogers

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What's the best, most painless way to have anal sex for the first time? Be the MALE!

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My wife is totaly negative to entering male anal sex in our sexual life as she beleive that can not accept it and disgusting her as it is not normal, i would like your help how can i make overcome her taboos? Tell her about the lie you are living...and that without your Queer ass in the relationship.....she cannot have the House Car Holidays Jewellery and other things that you purchase for her. Also learn to spell the word Believe....and the word cannot....is instead of and....use the word as .....remove the word no in fact my eyes are bleeding trying to correct it.....

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I am a woman. My friends and I consider ourselves just as visual as men. We get turned on by Hot Naked Men and porn. Why do some people feel women aren't visual? There has to be some kind of visual attraction. As long as they can see my wallet and Ferrari it is OK

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What kind of people do you usually attract? For me it's usually short men. Intellectuals with amazing breasts and a very very high sex drive, and the wit imagination and determination to do whatever I suggest...

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What kind of clientel does a transvestite prostitute usually attract? Closet homo's

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Should i have a threesome for my boyfriend Up to you......he is going to do it.....you can either be involved...or not...

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If you were involved in a plane wreck and survived, how long do you think it would take for you to fly again? Are my wings broken!

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If Errol Flynn and Kevin Costner were involved in a fencing duel, who do you think would be the winner? Errol Flynn could act fence ride box shag and humiliate...... Costner is a Ham GUESS

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Our puppies are finally arriving! We have one boy out and more to come!Any ideas for names for boy and girl dogs? Corky for a Boy Corkina for a Girl...add numbers to duplicates

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Is there a such thing as a gay Christian? Yes! Loads of Christian are Happy.....they live a joyful contented existence....they are satisfied. Of course.....most of the Clergy are Cock Sucking Queers and /Or lesbians....and are either deeply repressed or doing the Choirboys....Hence the multi Million Dollar Payouts..... But I digress..yes the one with the Choirboys.....are Very happy.

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I'm 41 and he is 27, I'm white and he is Indian. He said Indians do not marry whites and since he is a Muslim, he can't let his parents know he had sex. I left him but he keeps coming back and the whole thing makes me suicidal. What should I do? I am sorry, my precious answer drew a lot of negative responses and votes.....so I will just say this.... What a Cougar wants with a 27 year old Indian is obvious....either a) Go to INDIA! NO GREEN CARD......DO NOT RETURN 2) DATE SOMEONE OF YOUR OWN RACE Or iii) Do it properly

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I have white discharge coming out of me should i let a men go low on me Why not...he probably either gave it to you..or paid and knows the risk

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How long after her period should i wait to give my wife oral sex? YOU WAIT!

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Should a wife be concerned if her husband of 35 years just stops having any type of sexual contact with her but isn't doing the porn thing nor cheating, when does sex go away for men? Before you even look into the Gay thing mentioned above....Which I do not deny is a possibility, lets look at the alternatives.... 1) Stress : Many men under stress find it difficult to perform 2)Repartition : Same fuck day on day week on week month on month year on year.... 3)Affair/Porn Both of which are exciting AND you would have no idea 4)You have become a fucking Monster and...

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Is having sex with a tranny cheating on your wife? Do not kid yourself. It is even cheating on the other Queers you date.

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How does a boy defend himself if girls are being bitches to him in a class at school? If it's another boy you can basically do anything to him, but boys aren't supposed to punch girls. They are throwing objects at me and cussing at me. What should I do? I used to either cut their faces..that stops them...or use Battery Acid.....Oh how they laugh now...alone, scarred and disturbed... I am now over the past, have put a lot of it behind me...I am a Catholic Priest.

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Are boys stupid? Should we throw rocks at them? :-P Not if you want nice things, a car, House, Holidays, live beyond your means and be protected. But I have no idea whether you are a Lesbian or a religious fanatic so I will not judge you.

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Why boys are stupid? Who knows...One thing for sure though....You will never fathom it out!

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The relationship between a carnivore(wolf) and a herbivore(rabbit) is an example of what? What happens to vegetarians in the REAL WORLD

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Is kaka got devoriced? Pardon my ignorance. I only speak and read English.

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What is the first word that comes to your mind that starts with "tr" Trouble it is my Middle name

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Whats on your lower back? It is spelt Warts and sounds disgusting

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What is your favourite name???? (boy or girl) xxx Denise for a girl and Denephew for a boy.

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Someone said to me today "Christians are every bit as violent as Muslim Extremist's" How do you feel about that statement? I feel like nailing your sorry towel headed ass to a Cross.

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My Dad Called Me Crazy && He Said That I Should Not Have Been Born, That He Would Thank God If I Would Just Die, That He Is Going To Leave. I Was Told All This Because I Want To Change My Physical Appearance. I Don't Know What To Tell Him. Help Please. Sounds like a smart fellow. The Craziness you are displaying (Every word beginning with a capital letter and the use of two &&) Would indicate transgender issues. If this is the case...The God hates you too, or it is the Darwin effect. Either way...When You Are Gone, We Shall Not See Your Like Again.

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So, I just got my industrial (two holes going through your upper cartilage of your ear) pierced, and i wanted to know if anyone else dealt with a lot of pain with there's like i'm going through! Months! It is going to hurt like this for MONTHS!

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If you lost your family, friends, home, money, job....EVERYTHING today, where would you go first? Insane

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If you lost your wallet today, how much cash would you be going without? £280 or about $430

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I'm Lost without _____________? Sat nav

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How would you like to die? Soups in the Winter time and Salads in the Summer. Generally I do calorie counting as opposed to Weight Watchers. I try to avoid those fad ones and the weight loss pills.

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How do you wanna spank me? be desciptive No......I FUCKING DO NOT! I WOULD RATHER STICK HOT FUCKING NEEDLES INTO MY EYES (Is this descriptive enough?)

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Do you Wanna? No, I already did this morning thanks

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Shall we meet in Kuwait? You are KIDDING! Last time I was there I was armed!

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Can you control your dreams? Yes. I have been able to do it since I was a child. I suppose it led me to the lifestyle I now enjoy with my S/O...I AM CONTROLLING A DREAM!

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What is your most memorable moment of your life My Beautiful GF asked me to make love to her "Just like in the Movies" I fisted her then did her deep and hard in the ass before blowing over her face....I guess we watch different Movies.....

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How would your rate the following actors in terms of acting skills? Charlie Sheen, Tom Hanks, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise. In the order you wrote them.

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Tom cruise or jonny depp? How many shots have I?

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Al Pacino or Robert De Niro? Young Pacino....excellent....but lately..WHAH! WHAH! No he is past it..De Niro......just a class act.

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Who is the better "tough guy" actor? Al Pacino, or Robert DeNiro? Whomever you pick you also have to pick their best tough guy role in a movie. De Niro....All the ones mentioned.....PLUS GODFATHER!....Ronin, Jackie Brown, Analyse This and That.....

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Which other actor other than Robert Downey Jr (the ironman) would play the role of Ironman better according to you? Underrated Actor and I thought he nailed it.

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What do men really want in bed? Breakfast

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How do you tastefully tell a guy that you want him to just be your booty call after you've already slept together? Do not worry, I am sure he is well aware of what he wants from you too!

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Am I the only person who hates texting? Just call me already! ENJOY LMAO - Laughing my a** off ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing FWIW - For What It's Worth IMHO - In My Humble Opinion <G> - Grinning A/S/L - Age/Sex/Location AISI - As I See It B4 - Before B4N / BFN - Bye For Now BRB - Be Right Back CIO - Check It Out CSL - Can't Stop Laughing CUL8R / CYL - See You Later F2F - Face-to-Face GR8 - Great GTG - Got To Go HAK -...

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What are your fav color roses and is there a reason? Latino

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What is your favorite colour of eyes? Chocolate Brown....I adore putting the cream on them

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which is ur favourite colour? Red White and Blue.

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How should i spice up my sex life.. it is getting boaring but i dont know what i should do? You could try to stimulate her mind.....but wait...boaring..YOU SWINE!

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What are some good positions for fmf threesomes The Napoleons Cap.....and THAT is all I have to say on this subject.

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Can you name one of your favorite things about someone in your family? My Mum's love, and my Dad's sense of humour.

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Can you name one thing you did to help someone today? I made my GF Laugh.....

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Can you name one thing that a person with a gun and badge can not steal from you? They are all wrong...believe me....Hope, Dignity, Faith, Knowledge, Core Beliefs.. Self Respect...You would sacrifice and more in time, and sooner than you think...Death? What y'all know about Death?

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Can you name one thing that every living person has in common? Shit

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Does a "telephone manufactured at a clown factory" have a funny ring to it? I see, it is amusing to mock clowns but religion race creed colour are out of the question. Well I hope you are satisfied.

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Have you ever been in a situation that caused you to fear for your life? More than I care to remember and for hours upon hours and days upon days at a time.....But strangely I do not fear Death.

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Have you ever been in fear for your life? Yes......But....in my defence...I have made others fear for their own more...and made them right to fear it.

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Have you ever feared for your life while travelling in a foreign country? Yes Kuwait Iraq Ireland Bosnia Philadelphia

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What are you - 99% of the time? Nearly perfect.

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Do you Complete crossword puzzles? I am actually very good at them. I bout one the other day it said Three to Five Years....I did it is under a week.

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Whose martin The Bird in Question is called a HOUSE MARTIN.

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You leave me breathless!! Why? It is the Gag reflex.

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Do they still make film for your photographic memory? Yes, it is just under developed.

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What song has a person's name in the title? Mar Johnson I'll Pick a Rose for my Rose......It is a CLASSIC

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Did you hear about the insomniac agnostic dyslexic? I heard about it, I just can't seem to read about it.

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How many of you know, why the sky is blue and the grass is green. One day your children may ask you..... I got confused about 30 minutes in, but it is something to do with the Matrix.

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It's 8:15. Do you know where your children are? Hi 8:15, Do you have the?

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We are children of____________ ficer, please do not send us to Juvenile Hall, you know the Priests will rape us.

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Why does the girlfriend/fincaee ask so many questions? Possibly because, like the rest of us, she has no idea what a fincaee is.

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Why do people act so weird when I tell them I'm a scientologist? I have no idea...Your religion makes as much sense as all of the others.....

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Can anyone tell me a good comeback if someone says to you "So when are you ever going to get a boyfriend?" (Because I tried saying "When I want one" But they replied "So you think you can just get one whenever you want?" And I didn't have a comeback) Never heard the story about the ugly Duckling....when I am a Swan....

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When did you last insult somebody? Fuck off with these pathetic point harvesting questions

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Is pornography good or bad? Some of it is good, Some of it is Bad and some of it is brilliant!

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Where can I download free porn? Askjolene.com

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Do you look/watch porn? When did you start? Daily......Oh! from as soon as I could get my hands on it.....8/10 years old

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What browser are you using right now? Firefox. It is the best one out there.

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When you were young did you have an imaginary friend? Yes, I imagined he was my friend, we went everywhere and did everything, then we got into trouble and he grassed me up. Thank you very fucking much Martin Turner.

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Why are young wemon seemingly attracted to older men expesialy men 10-20yrs their senior? Money...Although in your case I suspect it might be superior intellect

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Do some women find ugly men attractive A lot of women find men repulsive until they see the size of his Wallet

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What is the one Thanksgiving dish you NEVER eat? The China one my Mum gave me.

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What are you afraid of and why? Fear itself.

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Are you afraid of the number "666"? Yes, It came with no Rice and some black mushroom things and gave me the runs.

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My Marine son has just received orders that he will be going to Afghanistan in March. I'm looking for any information I can get on deployment to Afghanistan. Any words of wisdom to pass along? Is there anything special he, or we as his family should know? Pay attention to the Sergeants.

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My family has been passing around a stomach virus. Can I take any measures to prevent myself from getting it, or should I just accept the grim inevitability? Just ask them to stop, it is a silly game and someone will end up getting hurt.

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I have had about 4 recurring bouts of labyrinthitis over around 20 years, so is there any way I have of ensuring I have no more, or is there any preventative measure I can take? I have a feeling you may never find your way out of this one.

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On a scale of 1-10, how bad does getting a tattoo hurt? Well, if 1 is an injection and ten is a cigarette being applied to you.....it is around a 3-4 If one is hair being plucked from your nose and ten is putting your finger in your eyes it is an 8. I hope this helps.

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1-10, how bad does a naval piercing hurt? In the Navy we do not do piercings.

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Which religions have done the least amount of killings in the name of their God(s)? Church of Latter Day Pacifists

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What is the best way to swallow seaman Er lie in the Morning.....Har Har!

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How do you forget someone you love? You find someone else....

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Did you watch a movie that you thought would be good but ended up being boring? Lost in Translation.....Oh! Bill, where did it all go wrong....

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Someone i love called me'' jerk "and it hurts me so much, could you convince your self that is a joke? NO! I could not.I have read some of your other responses, and believe he meant it.

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Have you ever thought of becoming a nudist? Yes, easily, have done and will again.

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What did you break, and where did you hide it? Wind and I left it in the Elevator....

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Do you think that Jack Nicolson is a good or bad actor? Chinatown, Last Detail, Easy Rider, The Shining, A Few Good Men, As Good As It Gets, Terms of Endearment, The Departed......and many more....No, Jack is a class act.

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Kevin Costner: Good or Bad actor? Neither ATROCIOUS

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Do you think Anthony Hopins is an amazing actor, but don't necessarily like the Hannibal Lector role? No to the first part...he is a tremendous HAM, OVERACTS, and is totally unbelievable.....BUT Yes to the second part..you want to see Hannibal Lecture played really well, watch Manhunter...Brian Cox...

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What did Anthony Hopkins do to create his role as Hannibal Lector? Ate a LOAD of HAM and then washed it down with TRIPE

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What exactly was wrong with Kevin Costner's "Water World"? Kevin Costner

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Why do YOU watch a horror movie? I always expect Kenin Costner to be better each time....and each time he is a fucking Horror.

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What is your favorite mafia movie? Godfather Part 2

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What is the best method to sterilize large stainless steel tanks used in wine processing? Rick Tie their fallopian tubes

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Is there something that you get better at the drunker you get? Throwing Up

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Will you please talk to me? .

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Who were you surprised to find out is gay/lesbian? Liberace......I mean.....WHO KNEW!

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The worst part of the holidays is____________? The Farewell

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What is one line from a motion picture that you repeat often and it always cracks you up? "You're gonna look kinda funny, eatin' Corn on the Cob....WITH NO FUCKING TEETH" Blues Brothers "It's Twoo IT'S TWOO!" Blazing Saddles "Oh Baby, that feels so fucking good, that's it, Deeper, suck it all the way in" Debbie Does Dallas

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What is the most obscene website on the Internet? http://www.kevincostner.com/

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What would you like from me for Thanksgiving? Christmas? I like to say a prayer and toast to world peace.....NO WAIT! That is Bill Murray's line in Groundhog Day

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Can you name a movie that starts with S? Sammi Scott Rides

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Can you name a Movie that is set in the future? Blade Runner...now THAT was a movie.... Tears in the Rain

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What film scenes make you reach for the Tissues? When Tell Savalas kills the woman in the Dirty Dozen, I just......I am sorry it upsets me to talk about it. She was so in Love...he was so.....insane...it was never meant to be.....

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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose? Invincibility.....then I could go around granting wishes!

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I want to do a once-monthly "Movie Date Night" with my boyfriend, how can we do this without fighting over who picks the movie to see? Once a month you can pick...........

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Who would win a sword fight, George Takei from star trek (in his prime) or Peter Woodward aka Galen on Babylon 5 George Takei NOW! He is on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of HERE! as we speak and kicking ass!

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Who would win, Star Trek vs Star Wars? Oh come on...James Tiberius Kirk against a load of neon tube waving fairies and a talking condom machine? Shit! Even the Klingons would sort out the EMPIRE

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How many times a week do you have oral sex? When we are together....3 or 4 times a day...so do the math!

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If you had your way with your s/o, how many times a week would you all have sex? Minimum twice a day...I like to start the day with a BJ and then a session, and then always one before sleep....in between is just a matter of finding the time and place....it works well for us.

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What exactly does it mean when somebody says a person is "anal retentive"? My GF is very anal indeed......and that is all I have to say on that subject.....

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My boyfriend says he loves my dog more than me. Should I be upset? If you want to know who loves you more, your Girlfriend or your Dog.....lock them both in the trunk of your car for one hour...open it...now see who is the most pleased to see you.....

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Anybody can recommend a good contraceptive for men? Durex Comfort

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How do you refuse your date? I cut her up and place the assorted parts in bags for collection.

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If there were something you could take after experiencing a painful or traumatic event that would permanently weaken your memory of what had just happened, would you take it? No need it is already out there..GBA is one Rohypnol is another....it is what they were invented for, Seriously....

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What would happen if we could feel no pain? We would enjoy Kevin Costner Movies more....

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What would happen if Johnny Depp receives a facial massage? how does he feel? Nothing, it never moves during acting either.....

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Did you prefer Johnny Depp better as Captain Jack Sparrow or Willy Wonka? Willy Wonka....he only made one of them.....but hours and hours of the Pirates stuff.....

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What's your favorite Blaxploitation movie? Jackie Brown

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Is there anything odd that the guy who isn't president yet is jumping all over economic recovery plans, while the guy who IS president seems to be MIA? We're not paying the new guy yet, are we? If not, isn't that a hell of a good deal for us? The main reason is of course, George Jnr is a Cretin and has no idea, he got us here!

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What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's? Burger King is Better..

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What word do you wish people used more often? Handsome. I hear it all day long. It becomes tiring.

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Is there anything more annoying than when you depserately need to sneeze but it won't come out? Yes, people who cannot spell desperately.

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If you saw a meteorite falling and it appeared to be heading right at you, what would be your first course of action? Enjoy the show.....just not the ending!

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How did you get to work today? I didn't I am off sick for a couple of days

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What ab-ers are all scorpios? 19th...and every Characteristic ever attributed to Scorpios..Good or Bad.....

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Are you a scorpio, if so are you also a lefty? Yes! To BOTH!

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What do you like to wear when your just hanging out around the house? Dressing Gown/Robe

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Do you sometimes just hang out naked around the house? Yes. I will sit around on Sunny Days and read in the Garden Naked.

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Do you walk around the house naked? Ever? Or is that just me =)? Who is Ever and why are you asking her this?

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Have you ever walked around your house naked? Yes

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If you look to the left of you, what do u see? A Mirror....I like Mirrors....and THEY like me!......A LOT!

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Never satisfied girl is what they call her. Who is she? DwarfClown She is Voracious and Insatiable by her own admission!

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What is one thing every teenager should know? That they will never again have so much knowledge, so much freedom and so little responsibility.

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Should i still be having sex with my ex wife? You paid for it, why not, Conquered Lands can always be revisited.

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I have a very long and thick Penis. It is 27cm and 1.5 inch thick and i find a virgine girl friend to make lov with her. Please direct me what to do. First....Purchase a fucking Dictionary

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Does masturbation help the penis grow? Briefly!

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Do you believe in fate? Fate is what happens to you, when your luck runs out.

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How do you know when to stop drinking? 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. 4. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 5. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence??? 6. Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT's a drinking problem! 7. You...

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What do you know? Why would you ask?

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Do you know any erudite writers? I do not even know where Erudasia is!

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If you were rich would there be any reasn for you to be on Ab right now? Yes, if only to replace the missing letters in questions. o

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What article of clothing best describes your love life? Fishnet thong......no I will not enlarge upon it...

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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life? No Reversing without permission

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If you would describe your best sexual experience with a song, which would it be? I'll pick a Rose for my Rose.....I'm Coming Rose.....I'm Coming Rose...

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When was the last time you said. "Oh this is not good"? Yesterday as the needle went into my Elbow for the Cortisone Injection...Even after the two local Anaesthetics...I WAS RIGHT..IT WASN'T

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When scampering off alone into the woods, one should always be careful of what? Taking the TOILET ROLL

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One who isn't feeling well is said to be under the what? Surgeons Knife

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What aren't you feeling? The need to answer this.

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I have no hair on my ankles, how do I get hair to grow on them? GADZOOKS! You have hairless ankles..Be gone you Son of Satan

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I want so much to stroke your head, would this be alright with you? No, it would be inappropriate.

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Is there a song that the lyrics make absolutely no sense to you? Tenor: There's a song that I recall My mother sang to me. Spriggs (off): Oh! (a sigh) Tenor: She sang it as she tucked me in When I was ninety-three. (harp plays a rising chord...) Spriggs: I diddle, I. Who was that bum? Bluebottle + Spriggs: Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po, Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind) ...

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Which parts of the bible make absolutely no sense whatsoever? The Virgin Birth and the Water into Wine, Noah, Adam and Eve and... and the Spacemen..no wait...that was Erich Von Daniken

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What type of Tea do you prefer and how do you drink it? P G Tips White no sugar

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Do you drink tea Yes, PG Tips.

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Where is the best place to have sex for the first time? Vaginally

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Are you one of the unfortunite ones that have a birthday near a Holiday? If so do you feel cheated? My Birthday is on St Swithuns Day. it is a Pain in the ass as every year all my family and friends are at bloody Agincourt.

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Everyone has a little ____________________ in them? E.Coli

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What is the one thing you know is true? Shit Happens to the best of us.

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What is one thing you're absolutely sure I don't knwo? What a complete arsehole you are....but now.....you have read this..and know!

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Who are you absolutely sure is a wanker? George W Bush and ME every chance I get!

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Why is it that my eyes sometimes start watering when I'm actually seething with rage? I have no idea......When I rage...it is everybody else that gets watery eyed....

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Where you born an Asshole / Bitch? No, Careful conditioning, plus nature making me bigger, faster, smarter and.....well, you get the picture...plus the constant adoration of my peers allowed me to develop completely into who and what I am.

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On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your maturity level? Overall I am around a 6 but for long periods or when out on the town,,,I am a Zero....and actually quite like it.....WE have a saying in the UK Act your Shoe Size NOT your age. I am 11.

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What is the wildest article of clothing you own? I have a pair of black silk boxers with red hot peppers printed all over them i got as a gift. LOL can you beat that? I have a Mesh Posing Pouch Thong XL DO NOT EVEN ASK!

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Does your husband show porn to his friends when you're around and you tell him to stop but he doesnt? He always shows them in front of me and it drives me nuts! I can only see it being a problem if you are the Star!

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Would you sleep with Amy Winehouse? I would not even fuck her with yours Peyton!

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How would you finish this: When in doubt................ Throw it out.

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Have you ever felt a sudden sympathy for someone you intensely disliked...? No...That would be like 'Forgiveness" and I do not do that very well. I am a Jesuit Monk

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Are second hand farts safer than second hand cigrette smoke? No!.....For whilst I would allow you to smoke near me, should you continuosly break wind I would batter you senseless. I am an Anger Management Counsellor with a Sensitive Nose.

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Do you wash your hands everytime you go to the toilet? I ask because i used some public toilets today and counted 7 people that did not wash their hands! YES! and after I have washed them...I will use a piece of Tissue or open the door with my foot to compensate for all the dirty bastards who did not....They are usually the first to shake your hand as they leave!.....

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If love was an acronym, what would l.o.v.e stand for? Legs Open Very Easy

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Would you consider yourself a flirt? Why? NO! But I know one.....

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My boyfriend had 3 condoms, we used 1 of them. Now a week later he only has 1 left. He said a friend took it, but I found out it was a lie, then he said he used it to masturbate. Should I believe him? AT least he used one.....

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How would you describe your last sexual encounter? Intense, pleasing, passionate, full on, touching and slightly kinky.

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How would you describe your sexual appetite? Hungry

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Do dreams really come true? If you Die in your dreams........well, it is Goodnight Vienna

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Do dreams come true? Last night...I dreamt I was awake......and when I woke up this morning......I WAS!

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Had you ever dream when you sleep ? If so ,what is that dream? Last night I dreamt I was eating the largest Marsh Mellow in the World.....When I woke up..my pillow was gone!

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If we were able to fly through space without the worry of pressure or anything like that, 'do you think' we would ever find a barrier or is it just like a dark deep void or what? Give me your opinion or theory on the matter. To Infinity......and beyond!

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This one's for the guys(mostly) Let's say that you started dating a "erotic entertainer" would you take her to Sunday dinner at your parents? Why not?

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What would you say if I started dating your daughter? Sharia Law applies...touch her...I will have both your hands.....

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What would you say to your son if he was dating a transexual? If you are going to do this Son....find one that at least would pass for an ugly woman.

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Would you date a transexual? Difficult to answer.....do you mean a man with the bits removed or a woman with the bits added? This is important, I do not mind dating freaks and deformed individuals, nor even mentally impaired....BUT.....I AM NOT A QUEER!

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What film starring Harrison Ford is your favorite? Presumed Innocent

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What film starring Charles Bronson is your favorite? Magnificent Seven

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What film starring Alan Arkin is your favorite? Freebie and the Bean.....and the Original Pink Panther...absolute classics

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When I ask my partner who comes from the North of England a question (like did you empty the bins), he answers often with this phrase 'I will have done'. I have no idea what this means. Can anyone illuminate me? Also, is this grammatically correct, or not He is a Northerner...Who knows what it means....probably not even him...

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What would be awesome on a t-shirt? I FOUND JESUS! He was behind the Sofa all the time!

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What would be awesome printed on a pair of boxers? It would depend on the Boxers, if it was Tyson and Holyfield it might be one thing if it was Hatton De La Hoya another!

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What are some books that a teacher should *never* use as part of a school curiculum? Example: 'How to pick up chicks' Kama Sutra

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What film starring Dustin Hoffman is your favorite? Marathon Man

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What film starring Frank Sinatra is your favorite? Von Ryans Express

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This time next year, I want to be.......? A Year Older

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