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Do you have to use a cooling pad under your laptop so it doesn't overheat? (particularly when on your lap or other cloth material) No but I will try it now! Thanks for the idea, +2!

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We are one week form my dogs delivery date and she is playfull but very not her self with atacking my kids and other people hiding. her temp is 100.6 and he is haveing very loose bowl movement is this the first sing of labor?J Very well could be. Might want to take her in to a Vet to be sure..

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Would you be pleasantly surprised if your blind date turned out to be your ex? No, it would not be pleasant. I would probably go BLIND from the DATE, and then it would live up to it's name..

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Can you type your name with your elbow? chyawse haha take out the 'y' and the 'w' and you got my name.

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Can i be sacked if walk out of my shift half way through because i was really upset and my supervisor was really nasty towards me . Shit... Where I live in FL, they can fire you with no reason at all, no explanation, no severence pay.

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What is going to make you comfortable on a hot, sultry Saturday night? AB, orange juice, cookies, and pineapple rum, yumm.

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Was in a LD relationship, got cheated on so many times, doesnt it just make u so angry? I dnt understand y people cheat, sometimes i just wanna snap. If your LD ralation gf was cheating, would you wanna no? Do you think some things are better left unsaid? I LD relationship should go like this. You guys have an open relationship, they do what they wanna do when ya'll are not physically together, but do NOT speak of what ya'll do when not together. But when you are physically together, and talk via internet, ya'll are 'together'. That makes it easy for both.

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What's the name of your favorite Chinese restaurant? P.F. Chang's.... easily

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What's your personal panacea (cure-all)? Duct tape and manning up! Yee-haw that right there is how we do it in the south.

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Want to play a game? You say one sentence from a movie and we'll see who can guess it the quickest! Okay? It can either be the name of the movie, or the actor. "Get back in the pack!"

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Want to play a game? You say one sentence from a movie and we'll see who can guess it the quickest! Okay? It can either be the name of the movie, or the actor. You had me at hello.

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Would you date someone your friend dated? I have before and he was fine with it. I regret it only because she was a total bitch and I admit he warned me.

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Anyone else wish they had an alcoholic drink right now? Si Senorita, I bet if Pastor Mark was reading this he would tell us that drinking was evil just like homosexuality.

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What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard) chaedh

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What is the most important human right? Right to bear arms! Yee-haw! Let's go huntin Skeeter in my pickup. I gots the right to shoot shit and blow shit up!

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What's the scariest disease you've ever heard of? I am absolutely afraid of cancer, but you can't live your life in fear, so I just try not to think about it.

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What is going on here? i bought a pack of smokes yesterday, smoked maybe 3 or 4 of them... as there is only 7 butts in the ash tray( a few from the previous pack), and i just went to grab one and the pack only has three left? Well there are these fascinating little creatures call Smoke-Fairies, those little f*ckers stole my weed too. Maybe we should hunt em down and wrap them in a blunt and smoke THEM for a change...

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Does this offend you? (Read first question) :D

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What can you do to motivate people that work for you? Corporate Identity baby, I'm talkin recognition awards and custom gifts. Workers love it when you give them shit with their name on it (t-shirts, beer mugs, key chains, awards, shot glasses, etc)

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If you saw a guy standing on the corner, holding a sign that reads "Stealing is a crime", what would you think? I would guess he stole the cardboard from a storage facility.

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I was gay then I beat myself into being straight, then I turned gay again and beat myself again. Now I'm pure straight and don't have a gay bone inside of me, don't you understand? It really is possible! I'm not homophobic by the way! Save yourself! How narrow-minded and biggoted are you? "Save yourself"? So now being gay is a f*cking life-threatening disease. Someone DR me before I flip out, I'm f*ckin hurt by this and I'm not even gay.

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Where is the last place in the world where you would not want to run into your ex? A lawless place with many sharp objects and sensitive explosive devices.

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What is your current rank in Halo 3? Liutenant Grade 2. :D and you?

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If I had a magic toilet and you could flush anything your heart desires down it..What would be the first thing you'd flush? Poop... alright sorry, that was ignorant. Well let me be really brutally honest for a minute. My ex-gf, and Lil Wayne's newest songs (his old shit was amazing).

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Would you support a stupidity filter to filter ridiculous comments? (see first answer) Your mom needs a stupidity filter! (like that?)

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3 holes in the ground? a bowling ball the size of earth

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What would you do if you found out that the person you are pregnant by is cheating on you and your relatives know about it? Lose him, change your locks if he has a key, and get as much child support you can out of him, let him see the kid every month so he doesn't go psycho and try to kidnap him/her, don't do anything stupid that would let him get custody, and DO NOT let him sweet talk you back into a relationship.

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What would your last words like to be before you die? "I'm sorry ociffer, I only have like half a beeerr...Hey thatsacool gun you have thereee, can I seee itt? Hey lemme see it, don't taze me bro.... I jus wanna-" POP!

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It has been blazing hot where I live for about a week. I love to skateboard but if I don't I get really bad. I haven't skated in 3 days because of the heat. Today I went out and I sucked.....How can I keep up on my skills. Pick up skimboarding if you have a lake, beach, or river nearby, same thing, cept there's no wheels and you're in the cool refreshing water (for the most part).

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Have you ever experienced multiple rapid sharp pains on the back of your head/scalp? I have for a year, and my doctor suspects it is harmless, or possibly migraines. However, sometimes it so sharp that I twitch or jerk. What could this be? Sure have, are they real brief and occasional? I've never had it last more than 5 mins tops. You're fine I've had it for about 2 years, as long as it doesn't bother you to a point you can't complete simple tasks.

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Do your neighbors try to know you or try to know about you? Me and my neighbor are good friends despite the fact he's like 40-somethin and I'm 15, we like the same college team I'm always over there for cookouts and games.

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Do you think a real friend would prank call you? Of course, you just gotta learn to grow a sense of humor, cuz friends will be nice to you, but good friends will bust your balls every now and then. It's funny, and socially acceptable to do it back. Remember, it's funny until they make a movie about that shit called "Cry Wolf".

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Are you lazy to write answerbag instead od AB? Yeah I am way too lazy to write AB instead of AB, see, I did it again.

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What's in your fridge besides food? Bodies :o and skimboard wax so it doesnt melt in our hot hot house.

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How tall is too tall for a skyscraper? Uhhh when its so big terrorists with limited flying knowledge CAN'T miss it.

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Whats the name of the first track on the CD in your car? Always Strapped by Lil Wayne (Back when he was good, Ever since 'Lollipop' he is on every single remix and he sucks horribly, he should do his own songs again, and quit using the T-Pain effect on his voice)

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Dasani or Aquafina? Publix Spring Water... aren't Aquafina and Dasani tap waters anyways???

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The $600 stimulus money from the feds is enough for 12 tanks of gas here in California ($4.35/gallon). Do you feel stimulated? Damnnn its only $4 here in FLA, coastal areas suck for gas. I'm buyin a Prius.

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Which kind of music do you like? white-boy polka..... ok not really, hiphop, r&b, alternative, and children's songs.... okay not that either

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How can scientists say there is no such thing as the after life when it is clearly stated within science that matter cannot either be created nor destroyed? I don't get it. Yeah, plus everyone knows that we are gonna be beautiful Weeping Willows or someones next christmas tree when we die.... *cough*haha*cough*

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Do you try to please people with your answers? I do sometimes, but in other ways people are just too stupid or not hot enough for me to lie and tell them what they did wasn't a big mistake. I.E. my ex called me when she was driving home drunk with a tail light out, and asked if she would be ok, and instead of "yeah steph, and if you absolutely need me I'm here for you" it came out like this "uhhh your fucked, call...

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I'm 16 and my bf is 17. he thinks i'm too young to think about making love with him and i agree with him, but i really want to do it with him, and he does too but he doesnt do anything, do you think h'es not ready? Uhhh hes dumb and I'm available ;D

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What two words would you use to describe your ex? Under Ground...... ok just kidding, how about "Used Tampon"

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Anyone else notice the advertisement of Scientology or is it just me? Also how can the people of religion, like Christianity, claim that Scientology is wrong when they clearly have no evidence as well? Isn't Christianity a cult as well as Scientology? Ehhhh there both pretty equal. Christians got crazy Jesus worshippers that have seizures when they 'reach out to god', and Scientology has Tom Cruze. Shit evens out, like it or not.

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When you see a child have a tantrum and then get what they wanted, how do you control the impulse to slap the parent? I don't, I just run up and slap them and say "I was pullin' for ya back there and ya BLEW IT! Have fun bein a grandma before your 40!"

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Im 2 cm. dialated and wonderin how do i speed labor up? Put your hand in warm water. (Worked on Family Guy)

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Where was the most unexpected place you found love? Probably have to be back in Vietnam, fine young asian lady could give a massage with happy endings.... jk... uhhh probably at a Crab Shack

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What MLB team has had the most triple plays in a year? The Atl braves..... idk, enlighten me

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When sitting at a red light how many of you check out the other cars plates? I live in FL so we have alot of tourists, its kinda cool to see what plates look like in different states...

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Im a single parent with an 8yr old daughter, shes still in her nudity,one night the boy from next door who is a year older than my daughter,wene i checked on them i found them both in my daughters bed asleep naked,my daughter on top of him Beat the kids ass and tell his mom to beat his ass, then take turns beatin his ass. I'm sorry but the kid knew what he was doing was wrong, kids aren't oblivious these days.

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A phychologist was talking about selective memory and that got me thinking. Isn't the whole point of selective memory to separate the useful infomation from the useless infomaiton? Can we truly remove all the memories we don't want? Yeah I mean I remove memories all the time, especially ones that aggravate me even though I.......hey, why am I on this website......

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How long have you been a member of AB? Like a week and a half... and I Lovvveeeeeee AB!!!

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How can a 15 year old get easy money? Well don't sell drugs, deffinitely don't steal money from mommy's wallet, don't steal from the church basket when it comes to you, don't beat the shit out of pepsi machines, don't take mommy's blue pills and sell them for 10 bucks a pop (or $1 per milligram), and DEFFINITElY don't sell mommy's Coach bags on ebay... just uhh babysit, like everyone...

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What are some of the funniest occurrences of flatulence that you can remember in your life? I'd have to say during boy scout camp, we were down at the fire pit with the girlscouts boyscouts and everyone, and the dude asked us a question, and this fatty-fat know it all jumped up and raised his hand and farted so loud, the bench shook, and it was dead quiet and for the rest of the week everyone called him shitpants.... so crude when we were young.

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In 2001 my wife and I decided to seperate. We have not been together since. She lives in CA, where we were married. And I now live in PA. Or we still legally married or no? Yeah which means if something accidentally happens to her you can like... get a big 'ol check.... im just kiddin... ok that was a horrible joke. sorry.

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If you just became a billionaire, what is the first thing you would do? (your answer doesn't have to include spending money.) Donate it all to hungry children in Africa.... ok maybe not all of it.... like, 500k.... and it probably wouldn't be the first thing I'd do.... wow I am a dick....

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As a superhero, do you dwell on your limitations or your strengths? My strengths, I can stop time, travel really fast, have super human strength, and x-ray vision. Stopping time and x-ray vision are by far my favorite ;D! Oh and I can shoot spaghetti out my fingertips..... lol, please tell me you like Dane Cook.

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What is the most common place on the body to get scars? I'm guessing hands. For me its my knees because I skimboard and skate alot. And I'm gay....jk.

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If they say that the latest ipod nano battery lasts 24 hours, why does mine last 4 hours?Its' fully charged. Here's your answer, iPod is sneaky with the stuff they say, they probably mean it lasts 24 hours if you dont use it, and it just sits on idle. Probably lasts four if you use it alot.

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Have you seen The Strangers, if so did you like it? IT SUCKED. It was pretty scary until the end. The ending SUCKED.

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Who's up for a Friday night fright fest? What movies do you wish to see in tonight's Marathon of Madness? 30 Days of Night, Hills Have Eyes 1&2, The Strangers was scary until the end. fear dot com, stay alive, George Romero's Diary of the Dead.

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Obama just decided his running mate will be from Hollywood. Who will his running mate be? Easy! Samuel L. Jackson. He's in every movie that has other black people in it, and he is tired of these motherf*ckin terrorists on our motherf*ckin planes.

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? A big plate of Shrimp Alfredo

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What was the best job you have ever had? Haha, well unofficially I work under the table cause I'm too young to work more than 15 hours / week. And I work for comission. I design corporate signs, donor walls, and recognition awards for big companies. I work at Corporate Identity (we mainly do glass signs). I'm 15 and get paid $10 an hour, plus commision. For example, I was lead designer for a Sacred Heart donor wall project...

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I'm 14 and I want to work at mcdonalds as a part time job. cause it's the only place that will take 14 year olds. do you work there? tell me all about it! I would work at a grocery store if you have one nearby... I started working at Publix when I was 14 and liked it for the most part. Thats only in Fla though I think. Try Winn Dixie, or Food Lion, or whatever you have. They should start you around $8/hr.

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What would get you to fist fight? Anyone trying to hurt my family/loved ones/friends/myself. Pretty much for anyone I care about.

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What are the three states of matter? Florida, California, And Texas. Atleast those are the only states that matter to the Bush election....

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Whats your favorite college football team. American football. Same with UGA, with Moreno just entering his sophmore year after beating McFadden's rushing record for his Freshman year, I expect big things from UGA and Notre Dame these next 3 years. They both will have good runs for Bowl games.

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Even though your best friend swears he is cool with dating his ex, is it still the right thing to do? And if so, do you think a best friend should or would hold harsh feelings to you or his ex even though he allows it to happen? Correction. I meant cool with YOU dating his ex. Not him :P

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Whats your favorite college football team. American football. I am an avid University of Georgia fan.

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At the supermarket, in addition to the "Handicapped" spots, they have parking reserved for "Customers with Infants". Do you think they should also have spots marked for pregnant women? Hmmm. I do believe that there should not be extra spots exclusively for expecting mothers. But I am all for women's rights.If not already, I do believe that pregnant women should have the right to get a handicap permit from first trimester of pregnancy until a year after birth. I can't tell you how many times I've drove through Walmart seeing a plethora of unused handicap parking...

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Do you think more people are into internet relationships because if it does not workout boom..delete and say good-bye... Very good question. And sometimes yes, sometimes no. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. You know a long distance relationship is to work after you have worked out a plan to see them. I once dated a girl in North Carolina for 7 months and we saw eachother for about a week throughout the whole thing. She was my first love, and I will never forget her name and the first place we met, kissed, so...

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What person intrigues you? Backstabbers intrigue me, why do they do what they do? What do they get out of stirring drama all the while losing friends in the process just to get attention? But somehow they end up back on their feet, with new friends, deeper lies, and a better act. Very fascinating how they work. :/

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Do you think a lot of what your best friend says is complete BS? Funny thing you should ask.... I just found out not too long ago that my "bestfriend" WAS full of BS. a friendship built on lies. I am dating and of course asked for his permission about 18 times if I could date his ex (who he lived with for a year). He said yes, 18 times. However, he didn't think we would work out, and told me several lies about her and her family. Once he...