| About me: |
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (star the ones you are)
*I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
*I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
*I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
*I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
*I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
*I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
*I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
*I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
*I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
*I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
*I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
*I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
*I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
*I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
*I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
*I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
*I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
*I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
*I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
*I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
*Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
*I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
*I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
*I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
*I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
*I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
*I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
*I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
*I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
*I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
*My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
*I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
*I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
*I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
*I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
*I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
*I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
*I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
*I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
*I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
*I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
*I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
*I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
*I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
*I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
*I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
*I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
*I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
*I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
*I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
*I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
*I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
*I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
*I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Please Excuse me, I was raised by wolves.
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Now, about me. I'm a 15 year old girl. I practice the religion of Wicca (Witchcraft). I've been a dedicated witch for 3 years now. If you want to know more about the religion follow these links...
http://www.religioustolerance.org/witchcra.htm
http://www.religioustolerance.org/wic_beli.htm
I have nothing to hide. If you have a question for me, I will answer it openly, honestly, and without hesitation. I am usually too honest for my own good (you will notice that if you read any of my answers about religion or politics).
Sometimes I feel like I am the girl from the song "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmy1V1YGQe4&feature=PlayList&p=DAD9880A8945F6DF&index=11
Everyday I fear for my life, but the people around me have no idea.
My hobbies are... cooking, cleaning, S.C.U.B.A diving, swimming, dancing, acting, singing, football, baseball, soccer, hapkido, fencing, jujitsu, karate, archery, guns (shooting), wrestling, boxing, researching serial killers and arguing.
My favorite music includes (but is not limited to)... The Goo Goo Dolls, Jason Mraz (Mr. A-Z), Panic! At The Disco, Sentenced, Papa Roach, Union Underground, Disturbed, Gun N Roses, My Chemical Romance, And Eric Clapton.
My favorite books are... The Vampire Academy series (Vampire Academy, Frostbite, and Shadow Kiss) by Richelle Mead, The Twilight series (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn) by Stephanie Meyer, The Hannibal series (Hannibal Rising, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal) by Thomas Harris, The House of Night series (Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, and Hunted) by P.C. Cast, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky, War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Moby Dick by Herman Melville, The Host by Stephanie Meyer, and To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee.
Don't take it personally if I argue to the death with you, I just like to do that.
I recently broke up with my fiance, because I realized that I am in love with somebody else.
A few words that I live by are the following...
“We live in a primitive time. Not savage nor wise.” - Hannibal Lecter
“Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence." - Edgar Alan Poe
“I don’t ask you to pat me on the back. I ask you to look at what I’ve done, and prove me wrong.” - Henry Lincoln
“I have no faith in human perfectibility. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.” - Edgar Alan Poe
“The man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him, a coward.” - Edgar Alan Poe
“What is history, but a fable agreed upon?” - Napoleon Bonaparte
“If by a liberal they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a liberal, then I’m proud to say I’m a liberal.” - John F. Kennedy
When I turn 18, I hope to go to Franklin Pierce or West Point, for 4 years before enlisting into either the US Military. Someday I want to become a detective with the Special Victims Unit or an FBI Special Agent in Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms.
That's pretty much it. Feel free to e-mail me even though you probably don't want to. |