Answerbag: I NEED PIE!'s answers

Answer to What's something that can disappear in seconds?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:03:48 -0800

What's something that can disappear in seconds?

pie

Answer to What is always yours?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:03:40 -0800

What is always yours?

pie

Answer to I'd rather eat a worm than eat______________!

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:03:14 -0800

I'd rather eat a worm than eat______________!

worm pie

Answer to whos protecting you? anybody?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:34:52 -0800

whos protecting you? anybody?

My evil mind powers

Answer to What would make you raise your eyebrows?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:58:17 -0800

What would make you raise your eyebrows?

My occipitofrontalis muscle receiving an signal from a nerve connected to my motor cortex

Answer to Why are atheists so dumb?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:55:11 -0800

Why are atheists so dumb?

Why do dumb people ask dumb questions?

Answer to Evolutionists, would we eventually evolve to have super human abilities.

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:53:53 -0800

Evolutionists, would we eventually evolve to have super human abilities.

I think things like psychic abilities etc would actually be dropped by evolution as they would become to dangerous, if we could read each others thoughts, people would turn on each other. people with "superhuman" abilities would eventually be wiped out due to fear (medieval witch hunts are a...

Answer to Are headphones really safe for your ears

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:49:22 -0800

Are headphones really safe for your ears

Depends entirely on the volume

Answer to Why are AB members unintelligent?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:48:25 -0800

Why are AB members unintelligent?

I'm having trouble reading your question, the Uranium sandwhich I'm eating is making my vision blurred. Could you ask it again in bigger text?

Answer to Should asking pointless irritating questions on AB result in arrest and a police record?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:46:48 -0800

Should asking pointless irritating questions on AB result in arrest and a police record?

Definitely, also repetitive stereotypical Atheist vs Theist questions

Answer to Should throwing paper airplanes in school result in arrest & police record? Some in Texas think so. Do you?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:41:56 -0800

Should throwing paper airplanes in school result in arrest & police record? Some in Texas think so. Do you?

If you deliberately throw them in someone eyes and they go blind then yes, I used to make some pretty dangerous aeroplanes as a kid. Also age should be considered, in the UK people under the age of 11 aren't considered legally responsible so though they can be arrested they would not get a...

Answer to If trouble is not your middle name, what is it?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:33:24 -0800

If trouble is not your middle name, what is it?

Chaos

Answer to How would a blind person know if there is a ghost in the house?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:32:19 -0800

How would a blind person know if there is a ghost in the house?

Woooooooo!Woowooowowowoowwwoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Answer to Why do atheists demand conformity?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:31:53 -0800

Why do atheists demand conformity?

Why do NON-atheists demand comformity? Why do both theists and atheists use broad social sterotypes? people are all the same at the core regardless of their faith

Answer to If there IS a God -why would he want humans?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 09:22:33 -0800

If there IS a God -why would he want humans?

The same reason I have goldfish, they're fun to watch

Answer to Which CPU brand is better?(Please read description)

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:20:40 -0800

Which CPU brand is better?(Please read description)

I used to be AMD all the way until they started lying about their CPU speeds. Now I'm Intel all the way as 3.6ghz is 3.6ghz, also I've noticed a few more AMDs seem to pop than intels (I have been actual computer technician for 13 years so see a lot of dead computers) Intels just seem to last...

Answer to Don't like the language? Don't tune in! Should the government or the market regulate speech on television?

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 06:25:52 -0800

Don't like the language? Don't tune in! Should the government or the market regulate speech on television?

they dont regulate that s*it much here in the UK and it hasnt made a fu+k of a difference

Answer to What hit home the hardest for you?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:42:03 -0800

What hit home the hardest for you?

pie

Answer to If you were in charge of your own country, what would you change?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:41:36 -0800

If you were in charge of your own country, what would you change?

the colour of the sky, you've got to think big

Answer to Okay, if God doesn't exist, then why are there pop tarts?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:38:56 -0800

Okay, if God doesn't exist, then why are there pop tarts?

Because of pie

Answer to Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:38:27 -0800

Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?

I'm ambidextrous, so sometimes get confused

Answer to Christians, how do you pray, what do you say? I need some pointers on how to pray.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:36:53 -0800

Christians, how do you pray, what do you say? I need some pointers on how to pray.

It comes naturally even to total atheists Almost everyone religious or otherwise will exclaim "OH MY GOD!" when something goes wrong, in fact i think some atheist may even kick themselves for doing this

Answer to Oh my goodness! why are Athiests so obsessed with facts and evidence. I am sorry if I sound offensive, but I really want to know.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:33:38 -0800

Oh my goodness! why are Athiests so obsessed with facts and evidence. I am sorry if I sound offensive, but I really want to know.

It's not just atheists, it's human nature. We just want to know how the world works, some people like evidence and facts others philosophy and faith. At the end of the day the only reason we are here is to work out why we are here, some have faith, some don't. Even some of the most devout of...

Answer to my friend tried smoking plain paper once how can she get it out of her system and be healthy again she is very worried.

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:29:52 -0800

my friend tried smoking plain paper once how can she get it out of her system and be healthy again she is very worried.

Its already gone, unless of course this became a habbit, then you never know. If she's a non smoker the cilia in her lungs will have cleaned it out within a few days(assuming she has no lung conditions) if she's a heavy smoker then some could remain for weeks until it is coughed up during a...

Answer to Do today's young people have less curiosity than in prior generations?

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:20:09 -0800

Do today's young people have less curiosity than in prior generations?

It's the older generations job to encourage curiosity, telling people how things work doesn't work, you sound like a boring old fart. Pique their curiosity so they want to find out themselves. Tell them half the story so they have to make up the rest

Answer to Will u click points on evry1 in this?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:50:19 -0800

Will u click points on evry1 in this?

this is now obsolete, there are no more points....

Answer to Boggled?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:48:12 -0800

Boggled?

No ones answered this in 3 years? seriously?

Answer to Am I crossing the line?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:08:59 -0800

Am I crossing the line?

If you ate my pie

Answer to Is the concept of an Uncaused Being impossible, doesn't it make for a rational universe, what of the First Cause, and what says the Bible?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:06:56 -0800

Is the concept of an Uncaused Being impossible, doesn't it make for a rational universe, what of the First Cause, and what says the Bible?

Pie

Answer to I cant remember where I put my________________?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:06:47 -0800

I cant remember where I put my________________?

pie

Answer to What are the odds of the universe resulting from a super explosion, without input from Intelligence, of life from non-life?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:05:34 -0800

What are the odds of the universe resulting from a super explosion, without input from Intelligence, of life from non-life?

pie

Answer to What have you been thinking off?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:05:07 -0800

What have you been thinking off?

pie

Answer to I'm asking anybody who knows alot about an HDTV. Please help!

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 13:03:37 -0800

I'm asking anybody who knows alot about an HDTV. Please help!

AV is for connecting older non HD devices like video recorders\plastation 1/2s\ older DVD players (you can buy SCART to AV cables, though sometimes SCART itself is refered to as AV) modern devices connect to the HDMI port AV has a resolution of 480i (much lower than the 720p and 1080p of HD...

Answer to Would you like to release some anger ? Let it go here!

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:59:43 -0800

Would you like to release some anger ? Let it go here!

Don't really get angry any more, I'm all angered out

Answer to Why are true friends hard to find?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:58:51 -0800

Why are true friends hard to find?

unfortunately

Answer to Do you use Wikipedia?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:56:16 -0800

Do you use Wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answerbag

Answer to What kind of parent allows their finicky kid to eat fast food rather than the food offered at the family holiday gathering?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:55:31 -0800

What kind of parent allows their finicky kid to eat fast food rather than the food offered at the family holiday gathering?

Far too many

Answer to WHAT is the trouble with HUMANS?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:54:31 -0800

WHAT is the trouble with HUMANS?

we took the same amount of time to evolve as goldfish

Answer to What is the worst way to pull out a child's tooth?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:53:40 -0800

What is the worst way to pull out a child's tooth?

In flight, tie the tooth to the door handle of the cockpit and throw the child out of the plane

Answer to Do you close your bedroom door when you go to sleep?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:45:45 -0800

Do you close your bedroom door when you go to sleep?

Yes or I have to listen to my dad doing Father Jack impressions with his constant tourette's

Answer to What's a sure way to ruin a pizza?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:43:06 -0800

What's a sure way to ruin a pizza?

Leave it near my sister

Answer to When you start to walk , do you lead off with your righ or left foot?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:41:43 -0800

When you start to walk , do you lead off with your righ or left foot?

the best one

Answer to Will North Korea be a peaceful country now that communist dictator Kim Jong Il is dead?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:41:01 -0800

Will North Korea be a peaceful country now that communist dictator Kim Jong Il is dead?

business as usual

Answer to how do i see if someone has viewed my facebook profile?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:33:52 -0800

how do i see if someone has viewed my facebook profile?

You don't unless you have access to facebooks actual database, maybe you could make friends with Mark Zuckerberg and sneak into the server room. Avoid the applications that say they can do this they are ALL cons either to get your personal information or to spread a virus that will use your...

Answer to Would you spend the night in a haunted house if you got to keep the house afterwards?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:31:10 -0800

Would you spend the night in a haunted house if you got to keep the house afterwards?

Blatantly, ghosts don't like me anyway, they would move out. If not I'd invite my mother round she's a damn site scarier than any ghost

Answer to Would you spend the night in a haunted house if you got to keep the house afterwards?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:31:10 -0800

Answer to _________ goes well with coffee.

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:29:25 -0800

_________ goes well with coffee.

pie

Answer to What beats money?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:29:15 -0800

What beats money?

A royal flush

Answer to 2012 is the year to _______.

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 12:27:07 -0800

2012 is the year to _______.

Laugh at conspiracy theorists

Answer to What day does the world end this year?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:47:46 -0800

What day does the world end this year?

That's a matter of debate, my mothers prediction is 25th December at 11:59 PM , radioactive dragonbird eggs incubating inside volcanoes will hatch and we will all be eaten(she's deadly serious about this)

Answer to Orange juice or grapefruit juice?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:31:27 -0800

Orange juice or grapefruit juice?

depends how hungover I am

Answer to What is your new year resolution for 2012?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:30:24 -0800

What is your new year resolution for 2012?

I made a new years resolution to not have any more new years resolutions in 2005, I must be the only person on the planet who actually managed to keep a new years resolution

Answer to Is it impolite to tell a "mentally challenged" person to be quiet if they keep talking to you on the bus? Shouldn't they be polite too?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:23:56 -0800

Is it impolite to tell a "mentally challenged" person to be quiet if they keep talking to you on the bus? Shouldn't they be polite too?

It depends on the context, but treat them like a normal person. It's hard to not be rude even if a "normal" person is talking to you when you want peace and quiet, being outright rude isn't necessarily the answer though, just tell them your nor interested as politely as you can or make an excuse,...

Answer to Is it normal for some people to always be right? (they are never wrong or never admit to make a mistake) is this behavior normal?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:45:01 -0800

Is it normal for some people to always be right? (they are never wrong or never admit to make a mistake) is this behavior normal?

I am almost always right, especially when it comes to predicting human nature. It's actually a curse, knowing how something is going to play out is quite depressing when you know something's going to end badly though it does help me to give good advice Some of my friends actually think I'm...

Answer to How to deal with getting extreamly mistreated in parts of your past?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 06:59:40 -0800

How to deal with getting extreamly mistreated in parts of your past?

Move on, dont obsess on bad memories, concentrate on the good ones. Use what you can to not make mistakes in the future and dont even think about the rest. Live in the moment and look to the future, make plans but dont expect things to happen overnight, give things plenty of time to come to...

Answer to What were you doing in the bathroom when your mom knocked?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 06:53:04 -0800

What were you doing in the bathroom when your mom knocked?

flushing her stash

Answer to If you can't beat 'em _______________________

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:56:26 -0800

If you can't beat 'em _______________________

Buy a gun

Answer to Well... I had a question.. but i forgot what it was...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:53:53 -0800

Well... I had a question.. but i forgot what it was...

was it about pie?

Answer to Now in the 36th month of Obama, only 55% of Americans 16-29 have jobs. GWB's fault?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:52:09 -0800

Now in the 36th month of Obama, only 55% of Americans 16-29 have jobs. GWB's fault?

Wow! that figure is 25%(unemployment) in England and we thought that was bad. You guys have your work cut out.

Answer to What will Obama's next job be?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:50:07 -0800

What will Obama's next job be?

Chief pie maker

Answer to What do we deny the young for their own good?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:49:37 -0800

What do we deny the young for their own good?

pie

Answer to When will internet memes stop?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:47:58 -0800

When will internet memes stop?

The end of the world, when all the electricity stops or our technology gets taken out by EMP from nukes/solar flares/radioactive dragonbirds

Answer to IF you had a choice to either inherit a humongous sum of money or enter into a guaranteed soul fulfilling committed relationship,which one?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:45:43 -0800

IF you had a choice to either inherit a humongous sum of money or enter into a guaranteed soul fulfilling committed relationship,which one?

If it was enough money to change the world, I'd take the money

Answer to Happy Loony Day everyone!!!!!! :)

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:10:43 -0800

Happy Loony Day everyone!!!!!! :)

Happy birthday!

Answer to Why do some people stay in long term relationships and never get married?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:08:29 -0800

Why do some people stay in long term relationships and never get married?

Superstition, its like a curse. You stay together for 15 years, get married then get divorced and never speak to each other ever again after 6 months I don't believe in marriage, why would I need a piece of paper to tell me I love someone?

Answer to Is it 5 o'clock yet?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:06:45 -0800

Is it 5 o'clock yet?

05:06 here in good old England

Answer to Can you guess what sofliquetor means?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:05:40 -0800

Can you guess what sofliquetor means?

no, but its a googlewhack, the only page you get if you type it in google is this one 1 result (0.16 seconds) Questions | Answerbag www.answerbag.com/questions/ Most recent questions, including Are you ready to switch to Verizon Wireless? and Can you guess what sofliquetor means? and Does any...

Answer to Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Looney party?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:03:31 -0800

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Looney party?

I cant remember, my medication has worn off

Answer to Help, there are Looneys in my ____________

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:01:56 -0800

Help, there are Looneys in my ____________

head is that a pink floyd song?

Answer to What do you get when you cross an atomic zombie with a vampire Looney?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:00:27 -0800

What do you get when you cross an atomic zombie with a vampire Looney?

Ring my mother and ask her why she let her friends into my house, and how did she get hold of my key edit: I read this wrong, put it down to insanity

Answer to Will 2012 be the year of the Looney?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:58:29 -0800

Will 2012 be the year of the Looney?

Well my mothers a loony and she has plenty of prophecies for 2012, mainly involving radioactive dragonbirds and aliens that live in the electric(she doesn't have the internet she comes up with this all by herself) Also apparently the planet is pregnant and will be giving birth in 2012, to what...

Answer to Are there any Dwarf Loonys?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:53:57 -0800

Are there any Dwarf Loonys?

Have you met my mother?

Answer to Are you loony enough?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:44:06 -0800

Are you loony enough?

I'm a 3rd generation loony

Answer to Is Bush a loony?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:43:22 -0800

Is Bush a loony?

I thought he was a comedian

Answer to When life gives you lemons, make ____________!

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:42:49 -0800

When life gives you lemons, make ____________!

explosives

Answer to Are you smarter than your family?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:26:45 -0800

Are you smarter than your family?

Depends on which ones, I Have an IQ of 159 but my youngest sister is way smarter than me and got an English scholarship at the local private school at the age of 10 (despite being almost totally deaf which the school didn't know), as well as English she's' top of her class at biology and...

Answer to Do you always drink beer?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:07:18 -0800

Do you always drink beer?

No, sometimes I drink wine

Answer to Are you smarter than a loony?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:06:56 -0800

Are you smarter than a loony?

You know what they say about insanity and genius

Answer to Are humans going to evolve with an iphone for ears?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:01:49 -0800

Are humans going to evolve with an iphone for ears?

More likely android phones, people with iphones for ears will be deaf unless they pay $15 per month to enable the hearing feature. And they will need to have a separate contract for each ear, so if you want stereo hearing that will be $30 per month plus $5 stereo surcharge

Answer to Christians: are you aware those little green man many called aliens are spirit of Demons?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:59:23 -0800

Christians: are you aware those little green man many called aliens are spirit of Demons?

Go to your doctor and ask about borderline personality disorder and schizoaffective dissorder, they will have a comfy room for you, it will even have a quilted ceiling, it will also have a good view of a well stocked pharmacy

Answer to Is your back hurts?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:56:27 -0800

Is your back hurts?

No, I'm invincible

Answer to What celebrity (in 2011) should win an award for "dushbag of the year"?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:30 -0800

What celebrity (in 2011) should win an award for "dushbag of the year"?

most of them

Answer to What is going to be your first meal of 2012?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:54:37 -0800

What is going to be your first meal of 2012?

pie

Answer to Which body part of yours is most overused?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:54:26 -0800

Which body part of yours is most overused?

hippcampus

Answer to What is going to be your first meal of 2012?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:53:15 -0800

What is going to be your first meal of 2012?

pie

Answer to If Jesus was real, who is now related to him?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:20:45 -0800

If Jesus was real, who is now related to him?

his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,...

Answer to What is your sign of a good meal?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:18:32 -0800

What is your sign of a good meal?

pie

Answer to Did you know the Bible predicted Facebook?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:17:44 -0800

Did you know the Bible predicted Facebook?

I'm at a loss here. Can you make a comprehensible argument so support what you are saying beyond the fact this passage has the letter F in it and so does Facebook?

Answer to You think you can just come in here and make demands?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:14:56 -0800

You think you can just come in here and make demands?

How dare you talk to me like that!!

Answer to What has been your worst nightmare?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:14:25 -0800

What has been your worst nightmare?

being within 100 metres of my mother

Answer to What is the most inappropriate response to "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:13:44 -0800

What is the most inappropriate response to "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

No, but the hoist you needed to get into it raises certain questions

Answer to Fill in the Blank: Nothing beats _________ on a cold, winter day?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:10:18 -0800

Fill in the Blank: Nothing beats _________ on a cold, winter day?

off

Answer to Is Lent only for Catholics?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:09:57 -0800

Is Lent only for Catholics?

Are eggs only for chickens?

Answer to So, how many things are uselss? Are you one of them?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:09:30 -0800

So, how many things are uselss? Are you one of them?

Depends on the time of day, and if I've been drinking

Answer to Are you making any more foods?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:08:19 -0800

Are you making any more foods?

pie

Answer to Have you ever been so angry you pounded your fist into your face?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:07:56 -0800

Have you ever been so angry you pounded your fist into your face?

No, but I tried to knock myself out against a wall. My head went through the wall

Answer to Will you free me from male white corporate opression?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:07:01 -0800

Will you free me from male white corporate opression?

no hope

Answer to Did you learn anything while in the military service that you still use or practice today?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:05:19 -0800

Did you learn anything while in the military service that you still use or practice today?

I didn't do military service but if I did I'm sure I would have learnt something I would still use If fact I considered joining the army(I live in England) mainly because it gives you access to qualifications you can't obtain as a civilian, specifically I am interested in electronics and there...

Answer to Women: Did you know The Bible says you should submit to your man?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:57:34 -0800

Women: Did you know The Bible says you should submit to your man?

pffffffffff.............

Answer to Are you smarter than your friends?

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:56:32 -0800

Are you smarter than your friends?

unfortunately