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Answer to Which NBA team has won the most championships?

Sat, 24 Apr 2004 04:19:20 -0700

Which NBA team has won the most championships?

The Boston Celtics have won the most NBA championships, with 16�11 of them in 13 years. Factoid #27- Oscar Robertson is the only player in the history of the NBA to average a triple double season.

Answer to My girlfriend expressed interest in having me perform anal sex on her, both orally and penetrative. What precautions should we take, so as that I don't hurt her or put my health at risk?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 04:16:11 -0700

My girlfriend expressed interest in having me perform anal sex on her, both orally and penetrative. What precautions should we take, so as that I don't hurt her or put my health at risk?

Well, first, make sure that her anus is clean. Feces is poisonous to the body, do you don't wanna be ingestining that. Also, their really isn't a way to not hurt her. The anus wasn't made for sex, or for objects to go up it. But to make it as less painful as possible, their are...

Answer to Do vampires really exist?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 03:47:46 -0700

Do vampires really exist?

Not the way vampires are depicted in movies. But there is a disease that is extremely rare and is rejected by most of the medical community since it is so rare. This disease shows a couple of symtoms that the vampires of movies have. They are: 1. The inflicted do desire blood because their...

Answer to Where is carbon typically found on Earth?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 03:10:53 -0700

Where is carbon typically found on Earth?

Everywhere. Carbon is found in every single living thing on the face of the earth and under the seas. Factoid#23 - Scientists don't think life can exist without cabon, even on other planets.

Answer to What percent of the earth's landmass is below sea level?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 03:07:18 -0700

What percent of the earth's landmass is below sea level?

Well, only 25 to 35 per cent land is above water, so 65 to 75 per cent of land is under water. Factoid#22 - 65 to 75 per cent of the Earth is covered in water.

Answer to What are wisdom teeth for?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:58:18 -0700

What are wisdom teeth for?

Wisdom teeth are used for the same thing the rest of your teeth are used for...to grind your food. But they were used more before the invention of fire and cooked food. The widom teeth are suited for grinding raw meat. But since we cook our food, we don't need them. Factoid#21 -...

Answer to How does heat relieve muscular pain?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:50:37 -0700

How does heat relieve muscular pain?

Muscular pain is caused by the tightening of the muscles. Heat makes objects expand. So applying heat to a painful, or tightened muscle, stops the tightening by expanding the muscle. Factoid#21 - Cold makes thing shrink.

Answer to How much salt can be extracted from one liter of sea water?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:31:07 -0700

How much salt can be extracted from one liter of sea water?

It depends on where you take the sea water from. Different parts of the ocean have different levels of salt, such as the Red Sea, which has more salt than any where else in the ocean. Factoid#20 - The Great Salt Lake in Utah is saltier than anywhere in the ocean and the only salt lake. It...

Answer to How are waves formed in the ocean?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:27:38 -0700

How are waves formed in the ocean?

No other answers seams to have mentioned the fact that the moon can also cause waves. The gravity of the moon affects the oceans tides, create the high and low tide, depending on where the moon is. Factoid#19- Many people wish to add a thirteenth month and give it 28 days. The 28 extra days...

Answer to What happens when electricity comes in contact with water?

Wed, 14 Apr 2004 01:56:06 -0700

What happens when electricity comes in contact with water?

Pure water with absolutely nothing in it will not conduct electricity. Oxygen and hydrogen can not conduct electricity, nor can they when the 2 are combined. Only when things are added can water conduct electricity. Like in movies, when someone is bathing, and the fan or radio is pushed in, they...

Answer to Which religion is "right"?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 21:26:54 -0800

Which religion is "right"?

Each religion says that their religion and god are the only religion, so there really isn't a right one. It all depends on what religion a person belongs to. As a christian, I say that my religion is right. A Buddist or Satanist would say the same thing. Factoid #16- Native Americans...

Answer to What does the term purgatory mean?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 21:10:35 -0800

What does the term purgatory mean?

The Roman Catholics believe that purgatory is a place between heaven and hell. It is a place where people that are to good for hell and to bad for heaven go. Factoid #15- Roman Catholics believe that Moses was sent to purgatory.

Answer to Why don't Muslims celebrate Christmas?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:59:14 -0800

Why don't Muslims celebrate Christmas?

According to the Christians, Christmas is the celebration of the birth of the messiah, the son of God, Jesus Christ. The Muslims, just as the Jews, don't believe that Christ is the son of God. But unlike the Jews, Muslims do believe that Christ was a prophet, so the celebration of his birth...

Answer to As of 01-01-2004, which countries are still officially communist countries?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 20:05:58 -0800

As of 01-01-2004, which countries are still officially communist countries?

As of the date, 01-01-2004, there are 3 communist countries. They are North Korea, China, and Cuba. Communism basically dominished since the fall of the U.S.S.R in 1989. Factoid #13- Over 90% of the would's nuclear bombs are split between the United States and Russia. Over 9% belong to...

Answer to What are the differences between socialism, communism, and Marxism?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 19:33:27 -0800

What are the differences between socialism, communism, and Marxism?

There are many differences between these three governments, but the biggest differences are: 1. In socialism, people are allowed to own businesses, but when the government decides that the business is to rich, then the government takes the business from you. Communism and Marxism used to...

Answer to If God is all-powerful, all-knowing and benevolent, why is there evil?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 18:29:38 -0800

If God is all-powerful, all-knowing and benevolent, why is there evil?

Christians believe God has given all the beings that he has created free will. That includes humans, animals, and angels. So, we have a choice to be "evil". But nothing happens without God's consent. If you read the Bible, then you will see that there are times when God let his...

Answer to Could God make a jelly doughnut so big He couldn't eat it?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 17:10:44 -0800

Could God make a jelly doughnut so big He couldn't eat it?

Of course. Whether God is fact or fiction, he can create a doughnut that he couldn't eat. God can create anything. The bible says so, whether it is fact or fiction.

Answer to Is there a god, and either way, how do we know?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 16:44:05 -0800

Is there a god, and either way, how do we know?

To know something means that it has been proven. But the simple fact of the matter is that you can't prove anything. You can't prove that you are sitting here reading this answer, you can't prove that you exist, you can't prove that there is a world, and you can't prove...

Answer to What is World War I?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 15:52:05 -0800

What is World War I?

A war between the allies of Russia, France, Great Britian , Italy, United States, Japan, Romania, Serbia, Belgium, Greece, Portugal, Montenegro, and the central powers of Germany, Austria-Hungary, Ottoman Empire, and Bulgaria, from 1914 to 1918. Also known as the Great War and the war to end all...

Answer to What were the major causes of the US Civil War?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 15:28:29 -0800

What were the major causes of the US Civil War?

The only reason for the Civil War was to preserve the Union. Several states left the Union, causing Abraham Lincoln to declare war. But here are the reason's for the secession: It may have started as far back as 1776. The original Declaration of Independence said that slavery would be...

Answer to What happened at the early North American Roanoke settlement?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 13:59:04 -0800

What happened at the early North American Roanoke settlement?

Roanoke was settled in 1585. Sir Walter Raleigh sent 100 men to settle on Roanoke Island. The men did not farm the land, and they didn't befriend the indians. The next year, Sir Francis Drake passed by the island and the men begged him to take them back to England. In 1987, supply ships...

Answer to Where exactly did the Book of Mormon come from?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 01:07:46 -0800

Where exactly did the Book of Mormon come from?

According to the Mormons, the people of the Americas were there due to the Tower of Babel incident. Then, at around 600 B.C., God warns a man, Lehi to leave Jerusalem for there are people who wish to kill him and his family (a wife and four sons). The Book of Mormon starts at this point. Then...

Answer to If Noah and his family were the only ones left after the flood, how did other races develop?

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 00:01:39 -0800

If Noah and his family were the only ones left after the flood, how did other races develop?

If you ask a biblical question, then you should get a biblical answer. The bible tells that the nations were formed from the children of Noah and their children. They all spoke one language. Then these men decided to build the tower of babel to reach the heavens. God saw this and decided to stop...

Answer to Why isn't the WWE called the WWF anymore?

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 22:36:21 -0800

Why isn't the WWE called the WWF anymore?

The WWF is the World Wildlife Foundation. They sued the WWE because the WWF is their logo. Factoid #5- If the Rock wasn't wrestling, then he would be a member of the secret service.

Answer to If life originated from Africa, why did Africa evolve technology more slowly than Europe?

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 09:32:47 -0800

If life originated from Africa, why did Africa evolve technology more slowly than Europe?

Stillcrazy is pretty much right. Inventions come about with the needs of the people. Let's see how good you can pull a wagon on the sand of Africa's deserts. Also, the massively and unnecessaryly huge Sahara Desert cuts so much of Africa from the rest of the would, they don't...

Answer to What is a pulsar?

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 06:21:20 -0800

What is a pulsar?

A pulsar is the collapsed core of former giant stars. A pulsar is a rapidly spinning neutron star that emit bursts of radiation with telltale regularity. This is where it gets its name. The pulsing star actually doesn't physically pulse. The pulse is a burst of radio waves, the result of the...

Answer to What are the arguments against the Theory of Evolution?

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 00:44:27 -0800

What are the arguments against the Theory of Evolution?

There aren't many arguments against the theory of evolution, and there would be even less if people wouldn't think so small and confined. People think that everything evolved in one place. But that most likely wasn't so. Since life is thought to have started in the ocean, then that...

Answer to If all life started from single celled organisms, why were the dinosaurs so big in comparison to today's animals?

Mon, 29 Mar 2004 23:21:25 -0800

If all life started from single celled organisms, why were the dinosaurs so big in comparison to today's animals?

The deeper into the ocean you go, the bigger animals tend to get. Giant Squid naturally live deep in the ocean, miles beneath the surface, as do some sharks. Whales are also big, for some dive miles into the ocean to hunt their prey. And why? Because the amount of presure deep in the ocean is...