Answerbag: Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord's answers

Answer to Type your name/username into Google images. What is the first picture that comes up?

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:45:45 -0700

Type your name/username into Google images. What is the first picture that comes up?

Porn.

Answer to Some claim that the Tea Party movement lacks a cohesive message and goal. Is this true? What is their message?

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:38:19 -0700

Some claim that the Tea Party movement lacks a cohesive message and goal. Is this true? What is their message?

Rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble.

Answer to Are guys attracted by freckles?

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:37:37 -0700

Are guys attracted by freckles?

Only if I can play connect the dots with my seed.

Answer to The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:12:19 -0700

The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)?

*whistles innocently*

Answer to Why are so many atheists so unhappy?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:00:51 -0700

Why are so many atheists so unhappy?

I'm pretty happy, except when asked stupid questions about religion.

Answer to Okay just wondering but what if............Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:00:13 -0700

Okay just wondering but what if............Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?

Wonder when my parents had another child.

Answer to Are you a pinball wizard?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:59:41 -0700

Are you a pinball wizard?

I not be deaf, dumb, or blind.

Answer to The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)? (2009-09-23)

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:59:03 -0700

The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)? (2009-09-23)

DYOH.

Answer to The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:58:33 -0700

The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)?

DYOH.

Answer to How would you define "relief"?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:57:08 -0700

How would you define "relief"?

I would spell it R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Screw defining it.

Answer to What would be a good atheist slogan? Mine is 'If there was a God then I wouldn't be an atheist'.

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:45:28 -0700

What would be a good atheist slogan? Mine is 'If there was a God then I wouldn't be an atheist'.

How bout 'I don't believe nonsensical stories from people I know, let alone ones who died 2000 years ago. People are stupid and believing anything that someone said that can't be proven and relies on "trust me and have faith" is a complete bunch of bullshit. Peace.

Answer to Are there any good home remedies for bad back acne skin?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:42:30 -0700

Are there any good home remedies for bad back acne skin?

Smear afterbirth on your face, or go by a Noxzema product. But please try the afterbirth suggestion.

Answer to Why does any thing to the second power equal 1?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:41:01 -0700

Why does any thing to the second power equal 1?

Why does your question confuse me?

Answer to Obviously WWF was fake but did you have a favorite wrestler?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:41:54 -0700

Obviously WWF was fake but did you have a favorite wrestler?

Hulk a mania baby.

Answer to If you had to choose between a mermaid girlfriend or centaur girlfriend, which would you choose?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:41:19 -0700

If you had to choose between a mermaid girlfriend or centaur girlfriend, which would you choose?

I'd rather hook up with half a fish.

Answer to What can we learn by studying human behaviour?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:39:04 -0700

What can we learn by studying human behaviour?

Stuff.

Answer to What do "Scooby Doo, Where Are You" and "Law & Order" have in common?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:38:35 -0700

What do "Scooby Doo, Where Are You" and "Law & Order" have in common?

Consonants, and vowels.

Answer to Are are people really mean?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:37:30 -0700

Are are people really mean?

Are are.

Answer to What is your biggest fear?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:36:13 -0700

What is your biggest fear?

Ginger midgets.

Answer to Back in the day, er or chicago hope?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:35:47 -0700

Back in the day, er or chicago hope?

That is back in the day???? Damn, I'm really not old. and Scrubs.

Answer to Im 17 and im a big fan or war of the worlds so think thats a bit odd.

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:34:51 -0700

Im 17 and im a big fan or war of the worlds so think thats a bit odd.

Nice not a question.

Answer to What's red and invisible?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:34:28 -0700

What's red and invisible?

Me.

Answer to What does one have to do to be worshiped on here?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:33:46 -0700

What does one have to do to be worshiped on here?

Prove atheism.

Answer to Is finally becoming a Brain really something to celebrate about. I don't know i see other people with way more points than me.

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:31:56 -0700

Is finally becoming a Brain really something to celebrate about. I don't know i see other people with way more points than me.

Nope, it sucks.

Answer to Can you get justice on the cheap?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:31:27 -0700

Can you get justice on the cheap?

I can.

Answer to Whats the easiest class, you ever got a bad grade in & how old were you?

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:11:24 -0700

Whats the easiest class, you ever got a bad grade in & how old were you?

I flunked Reading in 5th grade. I read the entire reading list in the first week, and dozens of other books for fun during the semester.

Answer to When was the last time you went Sea fishing?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:31:25 -0700

When was the last time you went Sea fishing?

A few years ago for a friends birthday, I reeled in 3 different lobster. Was a strange haul.

Answer to Which birds to you best recall from your chilhood and what are your memories of them?

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 11:23:10 -0700

Which birds to you best recall from your chilhood and what are your memories of them?

The big one. He taught me how to spell, and count.

Answer to Have you done a good deed for someone else lately? What was it?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:56:24 -0700

Have you done a good deed for someone else lately? What was it?

When making change last night, I pointed out that I was handed a $50, not a $20.

Answer to What was your favorite part of The Titanic?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:54:59 -0700

What was your favorite part of The Titanic?

The propeller. When the dude falls off the back of the boat during the sinking scene, hits the propeller and spins down to his death, I laugh my ass off everytime.

Answer to Do we know more about outer space than we do about the bottom of the sea?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:53:59 -0700

Do we know more about outer space than we do about the bottom of the sea?

No. It's a pithy saying about how little we know about the deep oceans, but space is so completely vast that if we knew everything there was to know about 99.999% of space and as a species had never even step foot in the water, that is nonsense.

Answer to What makes girls melt?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:51:54 -0700

What makes girls melt?

A really big oven. I'm using oven as a euphemism, for penis.

Answer to How many times have you been around the block?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:50:50 -0700

How many times have you been around the block?

I live in a cul de sac.

Answer to Is Hitler still alive in Latin America?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:50:32 -0700

Is Hitler still alive in Latin America?

Yeah, Indiana Jones lied. Sean Connery died, the Nazis won, and they all drank from the carpenters cup.

Answer to What do you like to take pictures of?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:49:16 -0700

What do you like to take pictures of?

naked women.

Answer to I keep hearing that guys dont date girl who dont put out, really?

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:06:20 -0700

I keep hearing that guys dont date girl who dont put out, really?

Give it up, or get out. ;)

Answer to What advise would you give to a new Answerbagger?

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:05:20 -0700

What advise would you give to a new Answerbagger?

Don't be a dick.

Answer to Do I annoy you?

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:04:23 -0700

Do I annoy you?

Yup, you suck.

Answer to What would you do if someone from AB emailed you and said " I cant stop thinking about you. You are in my every thought ,I look for you every time I'm online"? Is that freaky or is it just me?

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:14:09 -0700

What would you do if someone from AB emailed you and said " I cant stop thinking about you. You are in my every thought ,I look for you every time I'm online"? Is that freaky or is it just me?

Hmmmm, if I could pick this might be glorious. ;)

Answer to Would you eat the contents of a full ashtray for $50,000?

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:17:34 -0700

Would you eat the contents of a full ashtray for $50,000?

Without even thinking about it.

Answer to I have never been congratulated for anything on AB (sob..), so would you join me in congratulating myself on finally becoming a Sage? Woo hoo!

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:17:15 -0700

I have never been congratulated for anything on AB (sob..), so would you join me in congratulating myself on finally becoming a Sage? Woo hoo!

Meh, piss off. ;)

Answer to Whose coat tails are you following?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:06:16 -0700

Whose coat tails are you following?

Giacomo Casanova

Answer to Who here actually has something GOOD to say about Michael Jackson? (people can be so mean!)

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:04:04 -0700

Who here actually has something GOOD to say about Michael Jackson? (people can be so mean!)

Thriller still kicks ass.

Answer to Will you watch the new Terminator movie even though it does not have Arnold Schwarzeneggar in it?

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:31:26 -0700

Will you watch the new Terminator movie even though it does not have Arnold Schwarzeneggar in it?

There are certain actors that I will watch in anything, and Christian Bale is one of them.

Answer to Hey! Whats Goin on?

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:36:15 -0700

Hey! Whats Goin on?

No idea it's dark.

Answer to Come on, I DARE you not to say "Awwww!". Have you met Antares, a Siberian tiger cub recently born at Berlin's Tierpark zoo? (Link included)

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:57:03 -0700

Come on, I DARE you not to say "Awwww!". Have you met Antares, a Siberian tiger cub recently born at Berlin's Tierpark zoo? (Link included)

I'd eat it.

Answer to How far would you go to save a life?

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:50:23 -0700

How far would you go to save a life?

I might move from the keyboard, but only if it isn't too far. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Answer to How do people form their political beliefs

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:55:11 -0700

How do people form their political beliefs

I write a list then use a random number generator. I'm a hardline libertarian socialist anarchist and I vote solely on a candidates views of legalizing transfats.

Answer to Other then wearing them on your feet, What is another way a "sock" (s) can be used? (in your opinon, no right or wrong answers here! :-)...)

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:10:46 -0700

Other then wearing them on your feet, What is another way a "sock" (s) can be used? (in your opinon, no right or wrong answers here! :-)...)

A handy recepticle during special time. ;) Love my trusty and crusty sock.

Answer to Whats the funniest word you can think of that starts with the letter S?

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:06:43 -0700

Whats the funniest word you can think of that starts with the letter S?

Shipoopi!!

Answer to I just spilled iced coffee on my keyboard, how do I clean it out from under the keys?

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:01:04 -0700

I just spilled iced coffee on my keyboard, how do I clean it out from under the keys?

Shamwow!

Answer to Girls, have you ever share/sucked other girls tongues, can you share the feelings with us.

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:00:10 -0700

Girls, have you ever share/sucked other girls tongues, can you share the feelings with us.

Pics or it didn't happen. ;)

Answer to Kiera Knightly- Hot or Not?

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:10:31 -0700

Kiera Knightly- Hot or Not?

I'd cut off my foot hot.

Answer to If you're a guy, and you found out your proctologist was gay, would that make you nervous?

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:08:36 -0700

If you're a guy, and you found out your proctologist was gay, would that make you nervous?

The finger in the ass makes me nervous, whether he finds my chocolate starfish appealing is completely insignificant.

Answer to Is your avatar REALLY you?? If its not you, why dont you put one up that IS of you?

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:27:41 -0700

Is your avatar REALLY you?? If its not you, why dont you put one up that IS of you?

I'm the middle boob.

Answer to Spell a word that starts and ends with the letter o??

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:02:10 -0700

Spell a word that starts and ends with the letter o??

Othello

Answer to IS there any predator that gets killed it's prey just as often as it kills it's prey?

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:49:05 -0700

IS there any predator that gets killed it's prey just as often as it kills it's prey?

A species like that pretty much fails at survival of the fittest.

Answer to Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny or other?

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:43:17 -0700

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny or other?

No character will ever top Cartman. "I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either"

Answer to I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:14:38 -0700

I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?

Hit that, and hit it hard.

Answer to Is it ok to believe your own Church is the one and only true Church?

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:41:07 -0700

Is it ok to believe your own Church is the one and only true Church?

If youre going to be a delusional nutter, I say go all out. That is why I believe in the one true god.

Answer to Its Answer Bag Sexy Avatar Weekend - dare you join in...? LOLS

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:38:04 -0700

Its Answer Bag Sexy Avatar Weekend - dare you join in...? LOLS

Am I doing it right?

Answer to Do you enjoy answering the kind of questions a four year old kid would ask?

Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:35:06 -0700

Do you enjoy answering the kind of questions a four year old kid would ask?

MOMMY!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Answer to Who had the dumbest rockstar hair ever?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:12:05 -0700

Who had the dumbest rockstar hair ever?

It's not even close. Flock of Sea Gulls.

Answer to Ok well I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 14....my mom is having a problem with it but does age really matter?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:14:00 -0700

Ok well I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 14....my mom is having a problem with it but does age really matter?

In a few months you'll be a sex offender. It matters.

Answer to Are there anyone that want to start a assasin group? Be serious no games or kids! seriousness only apply!!!!

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:09:41 -0700

Are there anyone that want to start a assasin group? Be serious no games or kids! seriousness only apply!!!!

I believe I would be capable of murder for pay. I'm in.

Answer to Lets see wasnt the good old U.S.A. founded on religions?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:04:32 -0700

Lets see wasnt the good old U.S.A. founded on religions?

No, no it wasn't.

Answer to Can you name something that would be found in a cage?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:33:23 -0700

Can you name something that would be found in a cage?

The gimp.

Answer to Which ABers would you like to see wrestle...and in what?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:18:31 -0700

Which ABers would you like to see wrestle...and in what?

Why is when people come up with ladies and a kinky wrestling situations they never include themselves? There are a few ABers I wouldn't mind seeing myself "wrestle" in a hot tub.

Answer to Does prayer work?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:21:22 -0700

Does prayer work?

No, projecting thoughts to a non-existent being accomplishes nothing.

Answer to What is a reason someone might "touch" you?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:19:47 -0700

What is a reason someone might "touch" you?

Hopefully the uncontrollable urge to fellate.

Answer to MLB fans: How do you feel about your team's 2009 relief pitching (aka "bullpen")? (And please make sure you mention which team you're talking about in your answer)

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:18:57 -0700

MLB fans: How do you feel about your team's 2009 relief pitching (aka "bullpen")? (And please make sure you mention which team you're talking about in your answer)

The Sox will have a top 3 bullpen in the majors this year. Guaranteed.

Answer to How many soccer jerseys do you own?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:18:03 -0700

How many soccer jerseys do you own?

One, a Rooney England jersey.

Answer to Are you a morning or night person? Have you always been this way?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:17:10 -0700

Are you a morning or night person? Have you always been this way?

If I could still make money and survive, I would wake up after noon everyday.

Answer to Who was the best baseball player?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:16:22 -0700

Who was the best baseball player?

Best player to ever step foot on a diamond ever, was Pedro Martinez. His '99 and '00 seasons were unreal.

Answer to Dead-end office job or prostitution?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:14:36 -0700

Dead-end office job or prostitution?

I'd become a man-whore in half a second.

Answer to How many hockey jerseys do you own?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:13:37 -0700

How many hockey jerseys do you own?

One, an away Martin Brodeur jersey.

Answer to Is Tiger Woods worth millions of dollars in appearance money?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:12:04 -0700

Is Tiger Woods worth millions of dollars in appearance money?

Only 3 million? He is worth every penny.

Answer to Who is the wrestler in the movie 12 Rounds?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:09:59 -0700

Who is the wrestler in the movie 12 Rounds?

John Cena.

Answer to Could you please name any part of a computer or laptop?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:09:12 -0700

Could you please name any part of a computer or laptop?

The screen.

Answer to My kids and I have an appointment with an child psychologist this Sat. There is a long list of problems I need to discuss with her in less than an hour. What do you suggest I should do in order not to waste time and use this hour wisely and effectively

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:08:36 -0700

My kids and I have an appointment with an child psychologist this Sat. There is a long list of problems I need to discuss with her in less than an hour. What do you suggest I should do in order not to waste time and use this hour wisely and effectively

Start with the wierd stuff.

Answer to What article of clothing do you least like to wear?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:07:47 -0700

What article of clothing do you least like to wear?

Underwear. I go commando as often as possible.

Answer to How stellar of a cook are you?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:06:07 -0700

How stellar of a cook are you?

I burn cereal.

Answer to If Blow Up Dolls could speak - what would they say...?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:05:48 -0700

If Blow Up Dolls could speak - what would they say...?

Stop cumming on me.

Answer to On a Scale of 1-10, How important is "the wild thing"?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:04:41 -0700

On a Scale of 1-10, How important is "the wild thing"?

Johnathan Papelbon? He is quite important.

Answer to Men, what do you think of women with graying hair?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:03:52 -0700

Men, what do you think of women with graying hair?

They be old.

Answer to Which gender is the world more biased against? Men or women?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:03:20 -0700

Which gender is the world more biased against? Men or women?

Bitches.

Answer to Do you believe everything in the bible?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:02:59 -0700

Do you believe everything in the bible?

I don't believe anything in the bible.

Answer to What do you do to express frustration?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:02:17 -0700

What do you do to express frustration?

I punch babies.

Answer to Who believed in an earth-centered model of the solar system?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:28:04 -0700

Who believed in an earth-centered model of the solar system?

Pretty much everyone until Copernicus and Galileo showed up. Now, just idiots.

Answer to What would you do if you came home drunk and Nancy Grace was in your bed naked? Member your drunk.

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:27:10 -0700

What would you do if you came home drunk and Nancy Grace was in your bed naked? Member your drunk.

Badger her until she commits suicide.

Answer to Have you ever started a fire?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:26:19 -0700

Have you ever started a fire?

Nope. It was always burning, since the worlds been turning.

Answer to Today i got a speeding ticket (going 76 mph on 65 speed limit), what should i do?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:25:29 -0700

Today i got a speeding ticket (going 76 mph on 65 speed limit), what should i do?

plead not guilty, bargain to something less, pay your fine and buy a radar detector.

Answer to So, how did you get that scar?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:13:23 -0700

So, how did you get that scar?

dots on the back of my ear from chicken pox, huge one on my left arm from drunken stupidity(cutting the top off a vodka bottle). Inner thigh from a dog bite, left bicep from a lightbulb burn, index finger from vandalizing someones tires, right foot cigarette burn. Right wrist from being impaled...

Answer to Is your s/o ugly?

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:55:13 -0700

Is your s/o ugly?

My hand is pretty. ;)

Answer to Stone Roses ,are reported to be getting back together and going on tour. Would you go to see them?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:39:31 -0700

Stone Roses ,are reported to be getting back together and going on tour. Would you go to see them?

So that is Slash, Axel, Mick and Keith? Never heard of them.

Answer to What is the scientific name of mango?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:21:17 -0700

What is the scientific name of mango?

Christophus Kattanus.

Answer to With Matt Cassel gone, who should the Patriots pursue as a back up to Tom Brady?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:06:32 -0700

With Matt Cassel gone, who should the Patriots pursue as a back up to Tom Brady?

They don't need to pursue anyone. In house replacements are more than adequate. Guiterrez and O'connell will fight it out.

Answer to When are the new nfl schedules 2009-2010 released?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:05:24 -0700

When are the new nfl schedules 2009-2010 released?

Usually mid-April.

Answer to I have no idea if this has ever been asked ( but do know the opposite of this question was asked)..... what if everyone that calls the Bible a 'fairy tale' finds out that it is truly a factual based book that was written for us by man instructed by God?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:01:34 -0700

I have no idea if this has ever been asked ( but do know the opposite of this question was asked)..... what if everyone that calls the Bible a 'fairy tale' finds out that it is truly a factual based book that was written for us by man instructed by God?

I'd call bullshit, and wonder what drugs I was on.

Answer to Football fans, complete this: "Pele good, Maradona better, George __________!"

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:00:46 -0700

Football fans, complete this: "Pele good, Maradona better, George __________!"

BEST!!!!