We all knew it was inevitable but now it is official. I won. Will you all bow down to your new Kevonian Overlord or suffer my wrath?
on March 16th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Are you having a Happy Caturday?
on March 13th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

How old were you when you finally had a younger person call you old?
on February 19th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

What invention lets you look right through a wall?
on February 15th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

How much did you love Pizza Day?
on January 8th, 2009 | no answers

Do your points of data make a beautiful line?
on November 20th, 2008 | no answers

So Scarlett Johannson got married. Will you help me assassinate Ryan Reynolds?
on September 28th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Am I actually as drunk as I think I be?
on September 21st, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Did you know box office wise Samuel L. Jackson is the 2nd most succesful actor of all time?
on September 19th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

What determines breast size? Not total body fat, I want the info that determines different breast size in two 5'4 100 lb girls with...
on September 19th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

If you could get away with it, would you eat the muffin man?
on September 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What are the odds that the technology used to create the new ALMA telescope in Chile will be outdated by the time its built in 2012?
on September 19th, 2008 | One answer | 4 people like this

Who hit the most homeruns all time at Dodger Stadium?
on September 17th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I just discovered Mallika Sherwat is she the hottest woman on the planet or what?
on September 13th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Can the Patriots still make the playoffs without Tom Brady? What will their record be?
on September 8th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

70s, 80s, 90s, or 00s punk rock?
on September 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do you know where to put all your faith?
on September 4th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Would you rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery?
on September 4th, 2008 | 4 answers

What is your favorite offensive song?
on August 27th, 2008 | 2 answers

Do questions about God annoy you?
on August 27th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Won't you play with my ding-a-ling?
on August 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Anyone read any Harlan Coben novels? What's your favorite book?
on August 25th, 2008 | no answers

What is your record for most consecutive days that ended up drunk?
on August 25th, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Is there a more terrifying scene in cinema history than the nude fight scene in Borat?
on August 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Lauryn Hill or Amy Winehouse?
on August 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

How many points does your troll usually take off in a given session?
on August 24th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

I just kicked what I thought was a rock, it turned out to be a frog. Parts went everywhere. How am I going to be punished by...
on August 24th, 2008 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

Alright I just watched The Departed for the sixth time, can you admit it's one of the greatest movies of all time? Top Five at least?
on August 24th, 2008 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Can you admit you wish you were Hank Moody but are really Charlie Runkle?
on August 24th, 2008 | no answers

I accidentally just poured about a mouthsful of beer into my rum & coke, should I drink it anyway?
on August 24th, 2008 | 14 answers | 10 people like this

Would you keep a SpongMonkey as a pet?
on August 22nd, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

What t.v. episode is most likely to make you cry?
on August 21st, 2008 | no answers

Should you know, who you are by now?
on August 21st, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever heard a song that touched you, but then felt a little angry/disappointed(with yourself) that you hadn't created it first?
on August 21st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you like to hear a song I love, and can't get out of my head?
on August 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

So who else is drunk?
on August 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Have you read the novel "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk? Thoughts?
on August 20th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What do think of, when you think of Polly Walker?
on August 19th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you have a gay family member?
on August 19th, 2008 | no answers | 8 people like this

Is the lack of quality religious independent sex responsible for all the troubles in the Middle East?
on August 19th, 2008 | no answers | 2 people like this

What is the average miles per gallon of a standard issue US military humvee?
on August 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What was your worst one night stand experience?
on August 18th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Does anyone want to see me make this pencil disappear?
on August 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever gotten a music suggestion from AB and had it stuck in your head for days? Damn you Chris.
on August 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Are you beautiful? Is it true?
on August 17th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

I can't stop hiccupping, help me?
on August 16th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

What is the quickest vacation you've ever planned? Not length, planning time.
on August 16th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Boston or Brooklyn?
on August 13th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I taunted you, you crushed me, do you accept my surrender?
on August 13th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

When you think Julia Child, do you think secret agent?
on August 13th, 2008 | no answers | 4 people like this

Do you think questions that are flagged as offensive should just be moved to AB4Adults instead of removed completely?
on August 13th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Would you please stop flagging my questions? They are neither offensive or nonsense.
on August 13th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

Is this the greatest prank ever?
on August 12th, 2008 | 2 answers

Who is the big black private dick, That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
on August 10th, 2008 | no answers | 2 people like this

So tell me, what do you see as an advantage of toddler-killing?
on August 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What is the most digusting thing you do on a regular basis?
on August 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Can I go now?
on August 7th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Can we dance if we want to?
on August 7th, 2008 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

When you go to flag duplicate questions are the duplicates listed in order of date? Sometimes there are duplicate questions there and it...
on August 7th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

A dumb@ss says what?
on August 7th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

So which AB users do you stalk?
on August 7th, 2008 | no answers | 5 people like this

I know it's an odd thing to be bothered by, but does it annoy you when people misuse the term paedophile?
on August 6th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Is it really that %&$@ing hard to speel something korectly?
on August 5th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Do you think it is bad AB form to answer a question with a question?
on August 4th, 2008 | no answers | 9 people like this

When was your last drive by trolling?
on August 3rd, 2008 | no answers | 4 people like this

Like um, literally apparently like um like yeah? like, like, um, like? Annoying much?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Has Andrea Bocelli ever disturbed your sleep?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Can you find someone else to help you? Maybe Black Mesa?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers

Was that really a joke? (fat chance). Have you run out of cake?
on August 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Who else thinks ghosts are pathetic losers who should quit their moaning?
on August 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Want to hear the world's oldest joke? (see answer)
on July 31st, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Why won't you stop asking questions about Atheism?
on July 30th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

How about I just put the tip in?
on July 29th, 2008 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

What would you spend $872.6 billion on?
on July 28th, 2008 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

Are you an immigrant? from where to where?
on July 27th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Of all your questions and answers, what is your lowest score? I've got two -13's. :)
on July 27th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

When questions are flagged as duplicate, what happens to the pts? Do they go to the original asker, disappear?
on July 27th, 2008 | no answers | 5 people like this

Has anyone ever had a problem free student loans experience? Not the repayment or high interest, I mean just the bureaucracy involved. I...
on July 27th, 2008 | One answer

What would say if I shot you in the foot?
on July 26th, 2008 | 24 answers | 16 people like this

Why won't you stop staring at my coccyx?
on July 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever answered a question on AB with I don't know? Why would you take the time to do that?
on July 25th, 2008 | no answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever read someone's question and thought to yourself, so that's what AB'ing while on meth looks like?
on July 22nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Anybody else have more pts from Moderation than Questions, or am I an abberation? (Ask boring questions)
on July 20th, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

Who doesn't give a crap about Facebook or Myspace?
on July 19th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

So what is the legal limit to be arrested for an AB.W.I? (AB'ing while intoxicated)
on July 19th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What is the longest you've gone without having to re-login to Answerbag? Today was the first time since I joined, May 19, 2008 that...
on July 18th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Ooooh finally able to +6, who wants in on this action?
on July 17th, 2008 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

At the ASB('08) who would get your vote for NL MVP?
on July 16th, 2008 | no answers

At the ASB('08) who would get your vote for AL MVP?
on July 16th, 2008 | 2 answers

At the ASB('08) who would get your vote for NL Cy Young?
on July 16th, 2008 | no answers

At the ASB('08) who would get your vote for AL Cy Young?
on July 16th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If you could brutally torture one celebrity over a conscious, morality free week end of drug induced pardonable hysteria who would it be?
on July 16th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I have made 666 comments, am I pregnant?
on July 13th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

I'm Craig Hansen from Dateline NBC, would you please have a seat?
on July 13th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If you could shag a ghost, would you?
on July 12th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Is there anything you feel can't be joked about?
on July 12th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Anyone ever tell you, you suck?
on July 12th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Better Boston Band: Dropkick Murphy's or Aerosmith?
on July 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Zombie Ninjas or Zombie Pirates?
on July 11th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Who else wants to bash the United States, and George Bush? We can make cool blanket statements that make us sound like ignorant toolboxes...
on July 10th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Shouldn't there be a flag this answer button for a lack of citation? Sometimes it is blatantly obvious someone just copied wikipedia...
on July 10th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

July 9th is O.J. Simpson, Courney Love, and John Tesh's Birthday. Worst combination ever?
on July 9th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

"Your face!" or "That's what she said!"?
on July 8th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Hey professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?
on July 8th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Would you have sex with Yoda?
on July 8th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

What is your favorite funny picture?
on July 8th, 2008 | 14 answers | 6 people like this

If you were forced into an inter-species Star Trek breeding program, what would you pick?
on July 7th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Do you want to play chess, or screw?
on July 7th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

How long does it usually take after you flag a question/comment as inappropriate, duplicate, or spam for it to be removed?
on July 4th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Without looking up information, what do you know about Huey P. Newton?
on July 4th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Better psycho Christian Bale(American Psycho) or Michael C. Hall(Dexter)?
on July 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Could Grissom catch Dexter?
on July 4th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Who do you think is the most underrated pitcher in the ML?
on July 4th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

What should I do with my third ball?
on July 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Wouldn't being able to use Italics solve tons of problems here on AB?
on July 4th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever given a foot massage? ***check the category***
on July 3rd, 2008 | One answer

So be honest, how badly do you freak out and repeatedly hit reload when Answerbag is "temporarily unavailable"?
on July 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Which is a more terrifying medical condition anal fissures or testicular fracture?
on July 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Fellow Kevonians the revolution has begun, who is with me? Possible invasion of Sillyville to follow, but shhhhh don't let them know...
on June 30th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Who's thumb is that?
on June 29th, 2008 | 2 answers

If you could make one group of questioners go away forever, who would it be? Cutters, what pill is this'ers, the am I...
on June 29th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Without any quanitfiers for laymans to guess which player this is, should a man who calls his boss a ni**er, who over the course of his...
on June 27th, 2008 | no answers

So what do you guys average for points per question here on answerbag? I'm about 7.55
on June 27th, 2008 | One answer

Does the phrase 'most stupid' drive you as crazy as it drives me? It just sounds like the most stupid phrase ever.
on June 26th, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. If my contacts get me to 20/20 am I good?
on June 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, Homosexuality is an abomination - Lev. 18:22. Which one did that snowman do?
on June 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
on June 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is,...
on June 25th, 2008 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors....
on June 25th, 2008 | 17 answers | 9 people like this

Most guys I know get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27....
on June 25th, 2008 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to...
on June 25th, 2008 | 16 answers | 8 people like this

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. Should I...
on June 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price...
on June 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Alright enough of this flagging nonsense, all I want is your SS#, mother's maiden name, and your address is that too much to ask?
on June 20th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

What is your SS# and other assorted important information?
on June 20th, 2008 | 4 answers

Should I eat that?
on June 19th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Did you just watch one of the greatest comebacks in NBA history? God bless Red Auerbach.
on June 12th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

I need money, and a job. Mainly the money part, who wants to give either to me?
on June 6th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What are you truly thankful for?
on June 1st, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Ken Griffey Jr hit 599 in the 1st inning, same game Jay Bruce hit his 1st career home run as a walk off, sick?
on May 31st, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Is this woman the coolest or what? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman
on May 30th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is Latarian the most gangsta 7 year old ever? He just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4
on May 30th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

26/m here, I looked in the mirror the other day and thought damn I'm sexy........ am I pregnant?
on May 29th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Does anyone else notice that sometimes when you submit a question or answer words seem to disappear from what you wrote making it look...
on May 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Alright married people, we always hear jokes about never having sex again after the honeymoon. What is the longest you've ever gone...
on May 28th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Oh god I can't breathe....AHHH HA HA HA HA HA
on May 28th, 2008 | One answer

In the Men's warehouse commercial about getting a tux for prom there is a guy attempting to pin a corsage on his prom date. He...
on May 19th, 2008 | no answers