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Type your name/username into Google images. What is the first picture that comes up? Porn.

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Some claim that the Tea Party movement lacks a cohesive message and goal. Is this true? What is their message? Rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble.

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Are guys attracted by freckles? Only if I can play connect the dots with my seed.

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The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)? *whistles innocently*

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Why are so many atheists so unhappy? I'm pretty happy, except when asked stupid questions about religion.

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Okay just wondering but what if............Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? Wonder when my parents had another child.

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Are you a pinball wizard? I not be deaf, dumb, or blind.

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The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)? (2009-09-23) DYOH.

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The ______________ where laws desingned by british parliment to assert english control over Massachusetts in reaction to the boston tea party. (whats the blank)? DYOH.

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How would you define "relief"? I would spell it R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Screw defining it.

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What would be a good atheist slogan? Mine is 'If there was a God then I wouldn't be an atheist'. How bout 'I don't believe nonsensical stories from people I know, let alone ones who died 2000 years ago. People are stupid and believing anything that someone said that can't be proven and relies on "trust me and have faith" is a complete bunch of bullshit. Peace.

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Are there any good home remedies for bad back acne skin? Smear afterbirth on your face, or go by a Noxzema product. But please try the afterbirth suggestion.

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Why does any thing to the second power equal 1? Why does your question confuse me?

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Obviously WWF was fake but did you have a favorite wrestler? Hulk a mania baby.

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If you had to choose between a mermaid girlfriend or centaur girlfriend, which would you choose? I'd rather hook up with half a fish.

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What can we learn by studying human behaviour? Stuff.

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What do "Scooby Doo, Where Are You" and "Law & Order" have in common? Consonants, and vowels.

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Are are people really mean? Are are.

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What is your biggest fear? Ginger midgets.

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Back in the day, er or chicago hope? That is back in the day???? Damn, I'm really not old. and Scrubs.

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Im 17 and im a big fan or war of the worlds so think thats a bit odd. Nice not a question.

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What's red and invisible? Me.

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What does one have to do to be worshiped on here? Prove atheism.

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Is finally becoming a Brain really something to celebrate about. I don't know i see other people with way more points than me. Nope, it sucks.

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Can you get justice on the cheap? I can.

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Whats the easiest class, you ever got a bad grade in & how old were you? I flunked Reading in 5th grade. I read the entire reading list in the first week, and dozens of other books for fun during the semester.

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When was the last time you went Sea fishing? A few years ago for a friends birthday, I reeled in 3 different lobster. Was a strange haul.

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Which birds to you best recall from your chilhood and what are your memories of them? The big one. He taught me how to spell, and count.

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Have you done a good deed for someone else lately? What was it? When making change last night, I pointed out that I was handed a $50, not a $20.

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What was your favorite part of The Titanic? The propeller. When the dude falls off the back of the boat during the sinking scene, hits the propeller and spins down to his death, I laugh my ass off everytime.

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Do we know more about outer space than we do about the bottom of the sea? No. It's a pithy saying about how little we know about the deep oceans, but space is so completely vast that if we knew everything there was to know about 99.999% of space and as a species had never even step foot in the water, that is nonsense.

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What makes girls melt? A really big oven. I'm using oven as a euphemism, for penis.

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How many times have you been around the block? I live in a cul de sac.

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Is Hitler still alive in Latin America? Yeah, Indiana Jones lied. Sean Connery died, the Nazis won, and they all drank from the carpenters cup.

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What do you like to take pictures of? naked women.

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I keep hearing that guys dont date girl who dont put out, really? Give it up, or get out. ;)

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What advise would you give to a new Answerbagger? Don't be a dick.

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Do I annoy you? Yup, you suck.

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What would you do if someone from AB emailed you and said " I cant stop thinking about you. You are in my every thought ,I look for you every time I'm online"? Is that freaky or is it just me? Hmmmm, if I could pick this might be glorious. ;)

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Would you eat the contents of a full ashtray for $50,000? Without even thinking about it.

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I have never been congratulated for anything on AB (sob..), so would you join me in congratulating myself on finally becoming a Sage? Woo hoo! Meh, piss off. ;)

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Whose coat tails are you following? Giacomo Casanova

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Who here actually has something GOOD to say about Michael Jackson? (people can be so mean!) Thriller still kicks ass.

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Will you watch the new Terminator movie even though it does not have Arnold Schwarzeneggar in it? There are certain actors that I will watch in anything, and Christian Bale is one of them.

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Hey! Whats Goin on? No idea it's dark.

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Come on, I DARE you not to say "Awwww!". Have you met Antares, a Siberian tiger cub recently born at Berlin's Tierpark zoo? (Link included) I'd eat it.

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How far would you go to save a life? I might move from the keyboard, but only if it isn't too far. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

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How do people form their political beliefs I write a list then use a random number generator. I'm a hardline libertarian socialist anarchist and I vote solely on a candidates views of legalizing transfats.

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Other then wearing them on your feet, What is another way a "sock" (s) can be used? (in your opinon, no right or wrong answers here! :-)...) A handy recepticle during special time. ;) Love my trusty and crusty sock.

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Whats the funniest word you can think of that starts with the letter S? Shipoopi!!

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I just spilled iced coffee on my keyboard, how do I clean it out from under the keys? Shamwow!

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Girls, have you ever share/sucked other girls tongues, can you share the feelings with us. Pics or it didn't happen. ;)

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Kiera Knightly- Hot or Not? I'd cut off my foot hot.

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If you're a guy, and you found out your proctologist was gay, would that make you nervous? The finger in the ass makes me nervous, whether he finds my chocolate starfish appealing is completely insignificant.

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Is your avatar REALLY you?? If its not you, why dont you put one up that IS of you? I'm the middle boob.

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Spell a word that starts and ends with the letter o?? Othello

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IS there any predator that gets killed it's prey just as often as it kills it's prey? A species like that pretty much fails at survival of the fittest.

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Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny or other? No character will ever top Cartman. "I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either"

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I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work? Hit that, and hit it hard.

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Is it ok to believe your own Church is the one and only true Church? If youre going to be a delusional nutter, I say go all out. That is why I believe in the one true god.

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Its Answer Bag Sexy Avatar Weekend - dare you join in...? LOLS Am I doing it right?

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Do you enjoy answering the kind of questions a four year old kid would ask? MOMMY!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Who had the dumbest rockstar hair ever? It's not even close. Flock of Sea Gulls.

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Ok well I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 14....my mom is having a problem with it but does age really matter? In a few months you'll be a sex offender. It matters.

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Are there anyone that want to start a assasin group? Be serious no games or kids! seriousness only apply!!!! I believe I would be capable of murder for pay. I'm in.

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Lets see wasnt the good old U.S.A. founded on religions? No, no it wasn't.

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Can you name something that would be found in a cage? The gimp.

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Which ABers would you like to see wrestle...and in what? Why is when people come up with ladies and a kinky wrestling situations they never include themselves? There are a few ABers I wouldn't mind seeing myself "wrestle" in a hot tub.

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Does prayer work? No, projecting thoughts to a non-existent being accomplishes nothing.

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What is a reason someone might "touch" you? Hopefully the uncontrollable urge to fellate.

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MLB fans: How do you feel about your team's 2009 relief pitching (aka "bullpen")? (And please make sure you mention which team you're talking about in your answer) The Sox will have a top 3 bullpen in the majors this year. Guaranteed.

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How many soccer jerseys do you own? One, a Rooney England jersey.

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Are you a morning or night person? Have you always been this way? If I could still make money and survive, I would wake up after noon everyday.

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Who was the best baseball player? Best player to ever step foot on a diamond ever, was Pedro Martinez. His '99 and '00 seasons were unreal.

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Dead-end office job or prostitution? I'd become a man-whore in half a second.

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How many hockey jerseys do you own? One, an away Martin Brodeur jersey.

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Is Tiger Woods worth millions of dollars in appearance money? Only 3 million? He is worth every penny.

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Who is the wrestler in the movie 12 Rounds? John Cena.

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Could you please name any part of a computer or laptop? The screen.

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My kids and I have an appointment with an child psychologist this Sat. There is a long list of problems I need to discuss with her in less than an hour. What do you suggest I should do in order not to waste time and use this hour wisely and effectively Start with the wierd stuff.

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What article of clothing do you least like to wear? Underwear. I go commando as often as possible.

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How stellar of a cook are you? I burn cereal.

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If Blow Up Dolls could speak - what would they say...? Stop cumming on me.

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On a Scale of 1-10, How important is "the wild thing"? Johnathan Papelbon? He is quite important.

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Men, what do you think of women with graying hair? They be old.

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Which gender is the world more biased against? Men or women? Bitches.

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Do you believe everything in the bible? I don't believe anything in the bible.

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What do you do to express frustration? I punch babies.

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Who believed in an earth-centered model of the solar system? Pretty much everyone until Copernicus and Galileo showed up. Now, just idiots.

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What would you do if you came home drunk and Nancy Grace was in your bed naked? Member your drunk. Badger her until she commits suicide.

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Have you ever started a fire? Nope. It was always burning, since the worlds been turning.

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Today i got a speeding ticket (going 76 mph on 65 speed limit), what should i do? plead not guilty, bargain to something less, pay your fine and buy a radar detector.

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So, how did you get that scar? dots on the back of my ear from chicken pox, huge one on my left arm from drunken stupidity(cutting the top off a vodka bottle). Inner thigh from a dog bite, left bicep from a lightbulb burn, index finger from vandalizing someones tires, right foot cigarette burn. Right wrist from being impaled on a fence, right middle finger another cigarette burn, right knee cap bike accident, right elbow...

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Is your s/o ugly? My hand is pretty. ;)

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Stone Roses ,are reported to be getting back together and going on tour. Would you go to see them? So that is Slash, Axel, Mick and Keith? Never heard of them.

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What is the scientific name of mango? Christophus Kattanus.

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With Matt Cassel gone, who should the Patriots pursue as a back up to Tom Brady? They don't need to pursue anyone. In house replacements are more than adequate. Guiterrez and O'connell will fight it out.

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When are the new nfl schedules 2009-2010 released? Usually mid-April.

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I have no idea if this has ever been asked ( but do know the opposite of this question was asked)..... what if everyone that calls the Bible a 'fairy tale' finds out that it is truly a factual based book that was written for us by man instructed by God? I'd call bullshit, and wonder what drugs I was on.

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Football fans, complete this: "Pele good, Maradona better, George __________!" BEST!!!!

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What is the average duration of a major league baseball game for both the American and National Leagues in 2008 Can't find exact numbers but games usually last 3 hours, with NL games being 10 minutes quicker on average.

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Final 4 Who do you got? Wake Forest, Missouri, UNC, and Pittsburgh.

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Where would you really like to be at this moment in time? Megan Fox's bedroom.

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Act one..Screen one... what happens..? Someone gets stabbed with an aids infected needle.

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Who Said It? "I don’t create controversies. They’re there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention." The Round Mound of Rebound.

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What do you hate shopping for most? other people.

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What is the best way to get revenge on someone anonymously? Um. :)

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Have you ever been overly friendly with a Police Officer to try and get out of a speeding ticket? While out of the country I've just bribed an officer.

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What was the first song you heard this morning Free credit report.com advertisement.

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A match is made in heaven , then what is made in hell? Nothing. Nothing is made in nothing.

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Shirou..Does my name sounds weird Yup.

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Happy St. Patricks Day to me and you. What do u think about this day? Not a big fan of Tuesdays.

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What's the difference betweena virgin and a Balloon? You can re-inflate a balloon.

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Quizbagger Inquires: Discontinued in March 1986, This Automotive brand was never actually a company, but was famous for its Fairlady Roadsters? Datsun

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Can you obtain co-ordinates from this picture? White square bro.

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Any home made remedies to remove pimple scars? Skin your face. No more scars. TA DA!!!

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I'm 18 and just lost 50 pounds and I know I'm now a good looking guy, but I still have self esteem issues. I asked out a GORGEOUS girl today and we have a date sunday. what would be a good first date, I'm new to dating =] Take her to an all you can eat buffet. As soon as you sit down spill your life story and profess your undying love for her. After the date call her three times on your way home and leave her tons of voice mail messages.

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Does anyone remember when you had to shake the milk bottle to get all the cream down. Is this a euphemism?

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Quizbagger Inquires: Name the actor who lent his voice to both Mufasa, and Darth Vader? The Beast(Hercules)s owner.

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If you were a millionaire what would be the first thing you buy? A beer.

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What constitutes a good doctor? Please share your opinion. Thank you. Warm hands, when I turn my head and cough.

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Is God whatever you make Him (Her/It)? I can't control non-existence. If I could lots of people would suddenly cease to exist.

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If you were a pirate what would your name be? Stabby McNutbar.

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Where is your favorite fishing spot? Farm pond or Reservoir? open ocean.

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Let's say you found your boyfriend playing The Sims, but discovered that the characters he was playing were himself and his ex-girlfriend. In the game, they're married and she's pregnant. What would your reaction be? Dork, that game sucks.

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Quizbagger Inquires: Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams have been on-again, off-again sweethearts since filming this 2004 film. What is the movie? The notebook.

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Okay im 19 my father died 9 yrs ago when and i was just wondering can i get his autopsy report and if i can where do i go? Contact the medical examiners office where he died.

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If you had to make a movie of your life, what would it be called? "Piss off"

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Where was the last place you saw someone vomit? My bathroom sink.

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What are the major signals of a guy liking a girl? Tent pants. ;)

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Is Satan as powerful as God? Equally so. Nonexistent equals nonexistent.

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Wine or Beer? What type? "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Ben Franklin

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How have you been abused by Christians? They ring my doorbell. RAGE!!!!!

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Do you believe that it is wrong for female high school teachers to have sexual relations with their male students? I think it is awesome. Unless they are gross looking.

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Is anyone doing anything special for St. Patricks Day? Wearing lots of Orange.

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It's my one year anniversary on AB. What will you bring to the potluck party? Acknowledge my victory and I will spare you. :)

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Do you trust Canadians? Hell no. Anyone that far north, that eats that much pork loin(NOT BACON) is untrustworthy.

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Are you implying animals do not have an voice by defending them I rarely imply anything, I be obvious.

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Am I your friend? Nope, you support Manchester United.

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Does the drug luvox help ocd? For kids and teens.

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Would you sacrifice yourself for the acknowledgement of ignorance huh?

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Is never saying the truth always a bad thing? No its fine, or I'm lying.

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Intolerance should not be tolerated. Agree or disagree? Woot?

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Be honest, If you find money and you know you can return it , will you? Nope. Don't believe in karma and I'm poor.

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People who believe homosexuality is NOT genetic: What do you say against scientific claims of homosexual tendencies in non-human animals which is now widely documented? Please see the link for more information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_animals . I'm not one of those people, I have absolutely no problems with homosexuality in any way. Didn't even click your link. I just wanted to emphasis "wow a scientific claim cited on Wikipedia."

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In your opinion what was the most important battle in history and why? Either the Battle of Actium, or Yorktown.

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What can't you stand anymore? Yankees.

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President Obama is attempting to stop the bonuses to AIG Executives. will he succeed? that's $165 million tax dollars of our money.....yours and mine. Not mine, I dont pay taxes. :P

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What are the chances that you and your son will be President? I can't be. Stupid Constitution.

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If a cowboy rides into a town on friday, and leaves three days later on friday, how did he do it? Nobody rides me.

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At what temperature will you start wearing shorts outside? 55 F plus, that includes wind chill.

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What can I do to spread my blog on google blogger, and get people to follow it. I'm virtually anonamous at the moment. Join the I misspell my own username club, they will get the word out.

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Would Jennifer Aniston make a good Bond girl? Too old. :)

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How would Americans pronounce this Welsh Railway Station name? Llanfairpwllgwyngyll-gogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysilio-gogogoch, The train station.

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How come everybody go crazy over to lesbians making love but not 2 gay guys? Girls are pretty. Dudes are gross.

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What is Kevonian Revolution? How the hell did I miss this question? Is is incorrect. Was is another story. It was damn successful thats what it was. VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

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Don't go ____ breaking my heart.

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Is the city of Boston in the US more expensive than Vancouver, BC? What is the range? Boston is more expensive than Toronto. Toronto is the most expensive city in Canada.

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What was the best compliment you have ever received? "That was amazing."

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Have you ever been Attracted to someone much Older than yourself...? Everyone has. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud

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What is your favorite line in a movie? "That is one big pile of s--t." -Jurassic Park

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What could you really go for right now? Some bacon.

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If you saw a hot guy/girl then saw them spit tobacco or light up a smoke....would they still look hot to you? Spitting tobacco is gross, I've never given a crap about smoking. So yes.

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When the airport regulations say you must place all liquids etc in a bag. Does it HAVE to be resealable? I've traveled alot since these regulations started and have never put all my liquids in a seperate bag. They have bags at the check points.

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In your opinion who was Rome's greatest Emperor? Augustus, first and greatest.

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Would you ever marry for money? Hell yeah, I'd be all up in Oprah's business(heh) in half a second.

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Im a 25 year old girl how many sexual parteners does it take to make me a slag 25, at the same time. :)

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What was the name of the last airline company you`ve flown with? Northwest, absolute garbage airline.

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What price would you have paid for a ticket to see Michael Jackson Live at the o2 Arena? $0.00 but I'd go if it was free.

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Whats your favorite old skool arcade game? What is "old skool?" Final Fantasy I came out in 1990, Contra in 87. Before that, umm Tetris.

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When you save pictures from the internet, what are they most often of? Porn, or cats. Mainly porn.

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How would a horse paint god? with a brush.

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Are there still guys who open doors for girls today? Or are they an extinct species? I open them, but then close em quick and when the girl is wedged in there, grab the purse and run. MUUHAHAHAHA

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Do you think Michael Jackson is the best live entertainer ever? If not, who? The Rolling Stones crush MJ.

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Do some ABers take the questions too literally? What the hell do you mean? I'll kill you.

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If a woman having an affair with a married man is called a mistress, what is a man having an affair with a married woman called? A dick.

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Name 1 thing that doesnt have feet A quadruple amputee.

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My daughter will have a baby in April. The baby's father is irresponsible. She want's to have full custody of the baby. Does she have to put the baby's father's name on the birth certificate,can she move to FLA without a problem from him. She does not. He can however sue to prove his paternity at a later date. Even if she does list him, make sure she gives the baby her last name.

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Who here is waiting till marriage to have sex? I am just curious. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. No.

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Don't stop _______________. Believing!!!!

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What's that in my pocket?....Nice! MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!!

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At Which place was the first time you sawed your love? Sawed, fantastic. :)

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Why am I so stupid? Your parents let you eat the paint chips.

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Four previous relationships of mine have all started on 15th March - how unusual do you think this is ? (and Ive got a first date tomorrow too) Break the cycle, when he shows up throw a brick at him.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Only the rooster came, the hen went unfulfilled.

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GOOD idea or BAD idea: A California legislator is suggesting legalizing marijuana for the purposes of taxing it and raising revenue for the state. What say you? Have fun trying to tax something you can grow in your backyard. If some idiot said I had to pay a tax on the tomatoes I had out back I'd laugh in his face.

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What is the most dangerous thing you've done while driving? Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Giggity.

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What's Guaranteed to turn your stomach...? Ipecac. :)

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Ever have a Boss who became one of your best friends? Vice-versa.

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What is the best car ever made? This one. FLAMETHROWERS!!

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Do you feel shy when buying condoms at store register. Hell no, I'm getting laid. That person is cashier.

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Do you take anything about friday the 13th seriously, even a little? Yes. It is Friday, and I take my drinking very seriously.

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How do you feel about breasts? What?? Feel breasts?? I'm down.

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Do you think Rush Limbaugh is a 'bad' person? Not sure he is actually "a" person. More like an anthropomorphic can of spam that passed its expiration date.

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Would you make fun of me if I told you I was wearing ladies deordarant? I would, ha ha.

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Do you think the police watch Answerbag? At least one. :) http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=188591

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Name something you associate with Cowboy Movies...? Horses. but your question made my think of Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? I'm a little hungover :)

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Guys, do you feel insecure if your girlfriend tells you her last boyfriend was more well endowed than you? I'd just call her a liar and dump her. ;)

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I am fifteen ,is anyone else out there my age or around my age? Nope, you are the only fifteen year old in the world.

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If there was absolute proof of hell, do you think there would be less crime? I do not. People always think they are the exception to the rule.

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Do you think live action role playing (realistic) is 'cool'? I think it is hilarious. I've sat at the park a few times watching people.

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Is this answerbag thing free to use? Nope, you owe me 5 dollars.

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George Lopez or Katt Williams? Are you asking which one I would hit with a bat? Katt Williams. Guy is awful.

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Are dreams away for the dead to communicate with the living? Dead people are dead. Decomposed tissue doesn't communicate by firing off other peoples neurons.

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There this chick that i like we always give eye contact.So todai i saw her and we stare at each other, She was gonna go class since the bell rang i can tell.But wen she saw me she walk pass me and went to the washroom kinda looking back.What does it mean? "We should meet up for casual sex sometime."

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Best sad songs and romantic [only punk,emo,metal,glam metal and soft rock] Love this song. (not romantic just sad)

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What do you think of the scripture Daniel Chapter 2 Verse 44? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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4.Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? D.Y.O.H.

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What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? All these answers are bat***t crazy. :P

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Should mankind go back to the Moon? Why did we go the first time?

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Why does racism persist? It is easy.

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Has there ever been a gender riot between men and women in world history? Between the sheets.

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What is the name of something you might 'drag'? Your name through the mud. Pssst everyone, I heard NUNYA eats kittens.

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Big controversy in Nashville. The government wants English to be the official language here. its up for a vote by the people. this means all contracts,etc., with Metro, will have to be in English, not 20 other languages. comments? Local/State governments are having trouble paying their bills, the economy is in the toilet, I know lets spend a crap load of money on a complete b.s. issue. Those idiots should be ashamed.

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Should you get points on AB for having to decipher poor English, grammar and spelling? (We won't even talk about punctuation!) woot!!?

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What are you laughing about? My answer to "What girls always think about?" God I amuse myself. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5831749

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What girls always think about? Chocolate penises that shoot money.

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Why are the 7 most popular team sports in the world all of English / US / Canadian origin? There’s soccer/football (at least Wikipedia says the English standardized the rules.), US/Canadian football, rugby, baseball, basketball, cricket, & hockey. Conquer the world, make them play your games.

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Name something you can never be Bothered to do...? Finish answering these questi...

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Would you rather learn a challenging language like Chinese or something easy and practical like Spanish? Both. I figure if I can learn Mandarin, Spanish and Hindi I can talk to 95% of people on the planet.

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What is the worst thing you can say to someone? I hate you so much that I'd reopen Auschwitz just for you.

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If I said ,"hello!" to you what would you say back? Piss off.

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When was the Last Time you replied 'No Thanks'...? No thanks.

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Why do blacks commit 42% of rape and sexual-based crime when they are only 19% of the population? The disproportionate arrest and prosecutions of african americans skews all crime/race statistics.

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In FRIENDS sitcom,did you like or dislike "Janice"? I'd hit it. With a wrench!!!

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How old were you when you first looked at porn? 7 or 8. Stack of playboys.

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What do you think when you hear "smoking"? Jim Carrey. "SMMMMMMMMOOOKING"

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Were Ross and Rachel ACTUALLY on a break when Ross slept with that girl? Hell yeah.

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War _____. What goes in the blank? rant for your arrest.

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Men: What is it that females do the most that get on your last nerves? Leave the kitchen. ZING!!!!!

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What would you say/do if I was pregnant, and it's your's!? At least now I know your name. It was hotter when I didn't.

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What was your favorite television show of all time? Scrubs.

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I think that in the not so distant future the catholic church and the muslim leaders of America will work together and it will lead to the creation of a new religion called....what do you think of that? Combined nonsense is still nonsense.

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Have you ever slept in a car before? Once for a month straight.

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How Often do you Clean your Curtains...? Is this a euphemism? ;)

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Do u think the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to repeat as superbowl champs this coming year? Expect another AFC Championship loss to New England.

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Why is the NY Giants Stadium in NJ? $$$$$$$$$$

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There's a poster in scotty's room in the movie EuroTrip! its the poster on top of his bed, what is it called? its full of smiley faces with different personalities thanks :D A poster.

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Why were you named what you were? Supposedly after Benny Andersson from ABBA. But I'm pretty sure my dad just made that up to piss me off.

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Are you a little bit paranoid? I'm a little bit rock and roll.

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Who here hates me? Look at all these woosy answers. I do. BOOOOOOO Pink Floyd.

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Guys: what is the best part of a woman's body? (0)(0)

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Do you thimk it was wise for the Dallas Cowboys to cut Terrell Owens? Considering the 9 million dollar cap hit, it was flat out stupid. I don't care how much of a jerk he is. They are going to be awful next year.

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When will Diablo III be released? No dates have been set.

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Don't you wish they would shovel sidewalks with the same urgency that they shovel streets? I do not.

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Will you stay until you leave? Nope, I'm already gone.

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Words to calm a freaked out person? to calm a freaked out person.

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Are you attracted to American Boys or English Gents? Neither, no sword crossing.

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How well can you say the alphabet backwards? Quite easily, but those bastards trick you by asking to start at X and stop at G.

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Is the democrat party wasting their time trying to destroy a private citizen like Rush Limbaugh? True, they should be destroying The Man They Call Payton.

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We keep our new trailer very clean and tidy, but there are still roaches. Does anyone have any suggestions on what to do? Move.

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What's inside of you? A fountain of suppressed hate.

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First thing that comes to mind when i say Ikea...? We should meet up for casual sex. (seeing a pattern?)

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First thing that comes to mind when i say Cutting Edge...? We should meet up for casual sex.

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What's the best news you could recieve right now,? Your fleshlight has arrived.

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Knowing that there is a very very strong bond between a Mother and her New Born Child, what would possess a mother to put her child into a cardboard box, and leave it at a Bus station? No other facts are known. She did it for the lulz.

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What is the best food you can ever eat in your whole entire life? Bacon!!!!!!!

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What is a Cookie? WHAT!!!!

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Favorite quote from Napoleon Dynamite? The End. That movies sucks ass.

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I got stunned when _____________ dropped. The North Tower.

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If you could would you ban 'organised religion'? and unorganised. Infact just consider the word, idea, or vague semi related concept of religion banned entirely.

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Has anyone use the ab rocket and if so what was the verdict on it The Answer Bag rocket, sounds interesting.

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Do you like being in the mix of things? (i.e. in between.) Does motorboating count?

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My bf is 58 and I am 37. How would you predict this relationship to turn out? Death, youre old.

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Above Jesus when he was hanging on the cross their was 4 letters. (Sorry i don't remember the letters.I know it had an I,J,&S...I believe.) What do the letters stand for? It was txt speak. K BRB

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What's stopping the USA to take over Canada? Not wanting it.

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What is the first thing that you think of when someone tells you that they are a Scorpio? Lets have sex.

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Have you ever heard anyone brag for getting laid? Done it too.

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Name a Fruit with Edible Skin...? Hey.

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I would like to sell my body. Would you be interested in placing a bid? I'll take your pancreas.

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Just a little bit of trivia today, since it sort of surprised me. Do you know what religion President Richard Nixon was? (No fair googling!) A protestant.

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Have u ever eaten dog food is it tasty? Only Milkbones, and no. Very very dry.

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What is your general opinion about Rush Limbaugh? He is a worthless toolbox whose only real contribution to the world will be the mold and grass that grows from his rotting corpse.

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Could i be pregnant? Nope, all other dodos are extinct.

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Which is worse? Smelling puke or looking at it? Using it as lube. There now you just vomited, what is the answer?

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What would you class as being typically British? Rain.

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What is the sexiest thing a girl can do for a guy? The dishes.

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What is the best song to rock out to? Gets me pumped.

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This quiz was dead on for me. How much should you weigh? 50 lbs off. Suprised there was no height question.

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A cross between a male Zebra and a female Horse is called a Zorse. What do you propose to call a cross between a male Horse and female Zebra? A Ha!! God I'm hilarious.

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One word to define sexy, in your own opinion Boobs.

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Do we need more words that start with "Z"? Zefinitely.

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Boxing or ufc Guns!!

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If time flies why are we still walking? I'm a person silly, not time.

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Im in 8th grade. could i read executive orders and understand it? (i've read some pretty hard books like angels and demons) BAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA. Sorry.

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What song are you obsessing over right now that gives you butterflies, sweaty palms, teary eyes, and shaky hands whenever you hear it? :) I'm emotionally stable.

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Where's the Beach? That way.

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Have you ever smoked in non - smoking zone? Repeatedly.

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What if god is real and he takes the believers.... what would you think then? just want answers of what you would do... I'd have fun hanging out with the smart people left behind.

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How can we stop animal abuse? Encourage people abuse.

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Possesion with intent to sell meth charges HA HA.

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Has anyone seen my________? What word or words can you put in the blank to finish the sentence? rohypnol.

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WHAT IS THE WORLD BIGEST SATELLITE The Moon.

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I live with my boyfriend. He recently told me he isn't in love with me anymore. But he still kisses me and acts as if he is, what does this mean? Whats best for me? I don't want to love him anymore. You don't have to love someone to want to get your rocks off. Hell, sometimes you can down right loathe them.

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...where do you keep your coffee beans?... In my ellipses... ... ...

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What is a trick people might teach their dogs to do? Eat babies. They might.

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If you kiss a frog and it becomes a prince -then what does that make you? Annoyed, I don't cross swords.

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What is the most important thing to you in a relationship? A pulse. Dead people are boring.

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Who's hotter, Lindsay Lohan or Yasser Arafat? mmmmmmmmmmmmm freckles.

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The gov. has made a new dollar coin. "In God We Trust" is not on it - will you accept that coin or ask for a dollar bill instead? I couldn't possibly give less of a crap either way.

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Whats longer: your chest hair or your nut hair? I don't know what you mean.

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Why is it that atheists never speak up in day to day situations but on answerbag they're so chatty? I don't normally discuss utter nonsense in day to day situations. If someone else brings up a cosmic zombie saving them from a punishment handed down over some apple eating rib woman I'll give my opinion. Peace out.

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How do you politely tell your lifelong best friend that his teenage daughter is smoking hot when he doesn't see it? Step 1: Show pictures minus the head. Step 2: Make AHHHOOOOGA noises Step 3: Drool uncontrollably. Step 4: Run like hell.

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What do you associate with the bridge? 'the' bridge? I think its on the River Kwai.

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Would you help me congratulate our Spicy Hot for making to Maestro? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What are your favorite quotes? The position being taken is not to be mistaken fFor attempted education or righteous accusation. Only a description just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.

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Can you help me name my new fish? It is a male blue & red siamese fighting fish with a bad *ss attitude. Any good ideas will be much appreciated! Fluffy McSnugglebutt. The other fish will underestimate him.

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Why did some woman gave me a nasty glare while i was donating some money to British Heart Foundation today? Your fly was down, she saw 'the boys'.

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Whats the best thing a 13-15 year-old boy can do for his girlfriend? Dump her so she can date someone with an actual age.

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What is one job that you would never take, regardless of pay? Prison Proctologist.

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Which Movie Star would make the next best SuperMan? Danny Devito

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You wanta flirt? Nice penis. Am I doing it right?

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Can mathematics predict the future? 3-3-09 + 0-1-00= 3-4-09 Tomorrow be the 4th yo. TADA!!

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What is the funniest way to kill a clown? Stab him with an Aids infected needle. HILARIOUS.

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If everybody wants to happy, why is everybody putting everybody down? You suck. :P

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What were the first words you said to your baby? You said who is the father?????

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What's more you, silver or gold? I'm more. God I'm hilarious.

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Do you like trolls? I prefer drow.

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What's the worst thing that could happen on your first day at a new job? You could get AIDS.

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Are there any good scary movies out there? I keep renting all these movies and they are just dumb not scary dumb. Jaws is still the scariest movie ever.

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Men: If you were on a bus full of gay men would you get off? Ladies: If you were on a bus full of gay women would you get off? "would you get off?" heh heh heh heh heh heh

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How is it ok for other people to badmouth Christianity but those who stand up for Christianity get DR'ed? Cause it makes me laugh.

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Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one? Pit bulls are gorgeous, fantastic dogs.

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If aliens landed today, what would they find strangest about the human race? The O face.

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What is the first name of the last baby you saw? Benjamin.

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? They better not start removing any clothing.

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Isn't the whole Jesus can turn water into wine thing alittle like King midas and his ability to make anything he touches into gold? Silly Lady Justice, waters not gold. Water is blue/clear.

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Will having a fear of death actually shorten the length of my life? No, but I will.

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What punishment you will want for rape offenses? $50 fine.

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What is a 4 OR 5 letter word that starts with the letter C? cun.......

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I asked my BF if strippers were hotter than me. He said that yes they have better bodies, but it's me he loves. I feel a bit insecure and ashamed after this. Please, how can I feel more confident? I don't wanna ruin the relationship! Get hotter.

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Are you conservative or liberal? Nice flag toolbox.

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Mike Huckabee: Homosexuality goes hand in hand with(and leads to) pedophilia and bestiality. Piss anyone else off? I don't care about anything to do with Mike Huckabee. If he got run over by a bus I would'nt give the slightest crap unless some of his blood and gore splattered my shoes. I would then forget his existence after I wiped off the offal. Peace out homie.

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How many tents do you own? Nope just pitch em.

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Can you give me 1 good reason why I should quit smoking cigarettes? Nope, cigarettes are awesome. Keep up the good work.

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Who's the boss at your house? I am. *looks left, looks right* Yup, definitely me.

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Do you feel large people should wear a speedo at a public beach or pool? Booo bathing suits. Let your junk swing free.

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Can I axe you a question? Dye. ;)

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Hi, my wife tried to use a credit card online by inserting it into the floppy port of our pc. I have tried to fish it out but looks like it will have to come apart to retrieve the card. Is that a easy task to do? Thanks. Shenanigans. I call shenanigans.

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What's the best guy chick flick?(I personally like Legally Blonde) I like Love Actually. Fantastic film.

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Why do men "hit on" pregnant women? They obviously put out.

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If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be? Guenhyvar

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I am a pagan. What should I say when people ask me why I worship the devil? Stab them in the larynx. Then say "bears should not work firehoses."

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"I am exploring uncharted territory" is the answer, What is the question? Whose thumb is that?

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Im having a party but you can only come as a super hero or game character. Will you come? Who will you be? Weighted Companion Cube!!

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My girlfriend and I have been going out for a month or so now, but there isn't much of a spark left, she's going away to France for a year and I'm going off to college. I have no clue what to do. Please help. Dump her and get with her friend.

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100 years ago we were the strongest and richest country in the world with barely any taxes whatsoever...... what the hell happened? We are still the strongest and richest country in the world, and: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Income_Taxes_By_Country.svg

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Why can't 65% of all Americans find where England is on the map, while 94% know who Paris Hilton is? Why do 100% of fail filled retards believe b.s. statistics?

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Is there anything funnier or cuter than LOLcats? :)

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Does all your base belong to us? Imma charging mah lazer.

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What's the best 80's Movie Ever-Made? Don't listen to any other foolish answer, this is easy. Red Dawn WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!! Followed closely by Over the Top.

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Who do you know is a big see ya next teusday? hah, havent heard that in a while. Quite a few, people suck.

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If you could attract 700-800 people to your art exhibition per month in a city of 100,000, would you consider that a success, as far as drawing visitors? 25+ people a day? Sure.

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What is the lord of the flies, in The Lord Of The Flies? The lord of the flies is a pigs head on a stick that talks in a hallucination.

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Fellas, plenty of bacon in the sandwich or just a bit poking out? There is no such thing as too much bacon. This much:

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Can you make my booty shiver? I'll tazer the crap out of you.

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My 13 year old son has started sleeping walking the last three nights ago. Same time every night. Any thoughts? Hell yeah I have thoughts. Mess with him!! Lay at the bottom of your stairwell all crumpled up, then when he walks past the top of the stairs scream really loudly til he wakes up and is convinced he pushed you.

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My boyfriend punch me in my face my face was swollen for a week this is his third time hitting me. WE broke up he said that he is going to change for me. Im starting to see the sweet guy he used to be should i trust him BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Lie to me... This is a good question. BURN.

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Do you think smart is sexy? I prefer dumb as a rock. When a girl says something incredibly stupid I fall in love. Last girl I asked out was a bartender. I asked her for 3 pints of beer, and she said they didn't have mugs that big.

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Reno ___________? vation. MUHAHAHAHA

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What does it mean when she's looking at me (peripheral vision) when I'm reading something, working on something time consuming, etc.. and when I look up she pretends to be doing something else or looks in the opposite direction? You're gonna get some. wahoo!!

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Can men enjoy cuddling as much as sex? Have you ever had sex? It is glorious. Cuddling is nice and all, but there is nothing better than good sex.

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What is a movie that starts with D? Dolomite mutha'f***a', ya heard!!

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Who is responsible for the bruises on your heart? That cheating whore.

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Does anyone know any really good jokes about the state of New Jersey? Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!

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Favorite South Park Episode? Red Hot Catholic Love. Season 6 Episode 8.

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What religion you do not believe in? All of them.

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Lalalalalalalalala im bored.What should i do? Fap.

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I want my ex back what would you do to make it happen? Stun gun, thick chain, and a padlock usually work.

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What is the best beer on planet Earth? The closest one.

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Halloween, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentines Day. These are not holidays people. Or am I on a different planet? Halloween is a holiday.

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What is something people go to the doctor to get checked on a regular basis? fasting glucose levels.

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Does anybody you know put relish in tuna? Both of those things are gross, and no.

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I have an "erection." What do I do? Live in it. You mean your house right? It's good to be a home owner.

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What do you do if your madly in love with someone and they will never be n love with you? I boil bunnies.

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Fora million dollars would you marry a cat? Love the pussy.

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Should there be an age limit for U.S Presidents? There shouldn't be any restrictions on who can run for President, age or otherwise.

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Isn't HOUSE the best show ever? No, Scrubs. House is great though.

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I'm drunk tonifgt, anyione wunant to takkke advvantagfe off mme? I'll steal your wallet, but no crossing swords bro.

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What is the fastest known speed for something that orbits a sun or black hole? 3 x 10^8 ms-1

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Come as you ____. place your junk in the sock.

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My s/o sleeps in his recliner more often than we have sex, which is already rare. But he insists our relationship is fine. What do you think? It's your fault.

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Who makes the Best pizza? (non-frozen, non fast food) NY/NJ. Everyone else fails.

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Im 13, and becuase Im changing, its making me more sensetive and emotional. How long does this last? You're a girl, you will basically be one step from emotionally psychotic till you kick the bucket. Have fun with that. ;)

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Are you crazy? (take the quiz) I'm not taking nothing, I'll kill you!!!!!

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Can you tell me something that makes you go hhmmmmmm? cleavage.

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You come face to face with a muslim extremist; What do you say? Want a bacon sandwich?

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If a police officer gave you a choice between doing the chicken dance or receiving a speeding ticket, which one would you select? Is the chicken dance worth your pride? What pride?

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If you were to have a one night stand with a current celebrity, whom would you choose? At the end of the night I would suffocate myself in her "golden globes" and die happy.

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Who was the most beloved woman in the world? The Virgin Mary.

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I have the power to _______? answer fill in the blank questions.

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What movie made Tom Hanks famous? While he had a few movies and some television credits under his belt and the popularity that comes from them. I wouldn't consider him a star til Big. He got his first Academy Award nomination for Best Actor from Big.

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GUYS: I love sports (playing&watching), love cleaning&cooking, I can be a girly girl but at times I'm a pure tomboy. I love camping, extreme sports but still stay at 5* hotels. I'm an accountant, but silly&childish at times. Am I too confusing to date? Sounds wonderful, as long as youre not an uggo. ;)

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Why does god like torturing, suffering and misery? Variety is the spice of life baby.

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If you have not watched the season finale.. please don't read..... In the last shot of the show, is the blood coming from Dexter? He got sliced by the skinner, it is under his cast.

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Can a shy person ever become outgoing? "People don't change" -Greg House

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Now that the Pope has come out and restated that there is no salvation out side of the Catholic Church, does that make you want to join? An old german dude said something?? Uh oh I better listen right quick.

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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals? He wont say anything, just a divine karate chop to the forehead should do it. Kapow!!

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What are your thoughts on all that 2012, end of the world stuff? I've answered this on AB a few times now.

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If your life was a pizza what toppings would be on it? Sloth.

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Are you trusting? It takes quite a lot.

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Where can I find out what body shape I have? (apple, pear etc ) The mirror.

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WHAT WAS THAT???? It blew past me so fast it blew my hair back!!! whoa! I'm the worst sniper ever. :(

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How French are you? Not even a little bit, thank god. Silly frogs.

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How do you define beautiful? I listen to 5th avenue. Baaaaa.

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Who would you like to be your Celebrity S/O? Mmmmmmm.

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Do you want a regular tombstone or something crazy? I want a 2 foot phallus, with the inscription "actual size."

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Make a Branching Poem: Rules: 1 Add a 2 lines after the last answer in the thread. 2 your ansver must contain the permalink of the answer you are continuing. 3 As lines are added or graded new answers can be continued. Line 1: As the sun rose in the east http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5101095 line4: dropped rain on my head line5: so I decided to punt my dog.

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What is the world's BEST breakup song? I'd have to say my opinion is "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You" by Colin Hay. Non-radio friendly version. Love it.

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Call of duty 4 best game ever? Nonsense. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VII

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Dinner by candlelight or moonlight? I use the stove. ;)

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Are you on your self-righteous high horse today? I don't like horses, I'm on my self-righteous high cow.

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What would you consider strange to include in a Resume? Hobbies: Founding member(heh heh) of the Tiny Packages of America Society.

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Did you know that it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm? As long as the first and last letters are in the right place.

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What do you think to the atmosphere in London? Too much Oxygen. Needs more Boron.

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If someone offered you money so they could spend the night with you,would you accept? I've always aspired to be a manwhore.

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Do you have any advice for beginners at snowboarding? Go back inside, its ridiculously cold out.

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Could you cheat on someone you truely loved? I can do anything.

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Which should come first God or Family? I'll go with the one that exists until they don't anymore, then I'll complain about that to the one that doesn't exist.

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Who is President if the President and the Vice president die? President Pelosi. HA, saying it aloud you can almost hear people shudder.

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If you could kill and get away with it, would you? I may already have. *evil laugh*

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What would happen if I start mocking the devil? Not a damn thing.

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Are/Were you part of a Sorority or fraternity if so which one?......I'm a Alpha Epsilon Phi I be a Sammie. Sigma Alpha Mu

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How do you curse someone? Fuck off.

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I'm heading to bed, what story are you going to read to me? Look at her adams apple: A picture book.

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Choose one of the following cities to live in, Rome, Sydney, Florida, Mexico, now, why did you choose it? Are you Miss South Carolina?

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Why do we care about people when all it does is hurt us? Stop calling them it, and maybe they'll be nicer. :)

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WhaT T.V. Show or movie are you watching right now? House re-run.

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How do you spell your name? Y O U R N A M E

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Why so serious? I can't remember where I left my pencil.

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Are you offended by sax and violins? Great song. ;)

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On Lost, who is the de-facto leader of the Others? Benjamin Linus.

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Who here likes william faulkner? You're a faulkner. BURN!!

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Has anyone read Sophocles' Antigone? I am doing my dissertation on it (20.000 words) and have been thinking about Antigone constantly for almost 10 months. That sounds so awful I would gouge my own eyes out with a broach.

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What would you do if you found out that I owned Answerbag? I'd steal your wallet.

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Do you keep a close watch on that heart of yours? I keep my eyes wide open all the time. ;)

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My friend adopted a bunny that had Syphilis; how could it have acquired it? Giggity giggity.

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If I winked at you... would you wink back? I'd poke you in the other eye. :)

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What is on the telly tonight? The cable box. HA

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How can you tell if someone hates you? I hate you. Could you tell?

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The hottest places in hell are reserved for _____________? Yankee fans.

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Forward I'm heavy,Backwards I'm not. What am I? Ton. :)

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I can get ur runescape combat lv up more than 30 lvs and get u as much money you want up to 100mil send me your username and password if u want help You want my bank account and pin number too?

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Whos music would you most rather buy Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez? I don't buy music, I steal it.

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If you hate/like/dislike Miley Cyrus can you give me a reasonable answer why? For example if you hate her because she is a 'slut or whore' that isn't a reasonable answer because you can't judge that. (Thing for school) Her music is puerile and annoying.

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What would you say or do if you saw a child with bruises? Poke the bruises. Cry you little brat!!

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What position do you think is the most difficult? Defensively it is shortstop.

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It's always happy hour somewhere in the world ~ your friendly Answerbag barmaid would like to know what's your poison? Arsenic. Give it to the guy down the end of the bar.

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What is beyond definition? Your face is beyond definition. BURN!!!! ;)

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Billy Joel? We Didn't Start the Fire.

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Spiders in your home (EEK)! Do you Kill, let free outside, Or let them hang out to eat other bugs? I splat em.

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I,m comming over for a visit will you answer the door and let me in? Sure, fair warning I'll be nude. ;)

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Why do people insist on putting "end dates" on the world, when they are repeatedly proven wrong time and again? People are stupid.

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Men, what is something you don't like about being male? Prostate Cancer.

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Have you ever had a teacher that just completely scared you? I had a vietnam vet who had a combat flashback in the middle of a psychics lesson.

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Why do you think so many pitchers have been winning MVP in the post season? Pitching wins championships. Cole Hamels is the first WS MVP since '03. '07- Lowell '06- Eckstein '05- Dye '04- Manny '03- Beckett That and it's a ridiculous award, any award that David Eckstein wins should be completely disregarded for all time.

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What are the chances that the Yankees will sign Manny Ramirez? Slim to none. He doesn't like being a celebrity he just wants to play and go home, he's not going to go unbothered in NY.

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It's _____ time!! Peanutbutter Jelly

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What's happening with the new series of Scrubs? There's an entry on Zach Braff's blog that says it's definitely going ahead but it's really old and I keep hearing different things from different people. Promo:

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I was playing in a concert, wearing my new dress and I saw a boy from my school a few seats down playing the clarinet (same as me) and he kept staring at me. My friend thinks he was staring at my boobs, but I don't know...what do you think? Boobs and legs are for staring. People(faces) are for glancing at.

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Ever had jello shots? What's your favorite flavor? Watermelon put me in the ER once. :)

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What's happening with the new series of Scrubs? There's an entry on Zach Braff's blog that says it's definitely going ahead but it's really old and I keep hearing different things from different people. Little more: Courtney Cox is going the show, 3 episodes as Kelso's replacement. The final episode is written as the shows finale, Janitor's name and everything. But Lawrence said ABC is looking into bring in some young blood and continuing the show ER style if it gets big ratings. Not everyone from the old cast is reading to move on, Sarah Chalke would be fine with a season 9,...

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What's happening with the new series of Scrubs? There's an entry on Zach Braff's blog that says it's definitely going ahead but it's really old and I keep hearing different things from different people. The new season of Scrubs will be airing on ABC. It will definitely be the final season for Zach Braff, Judy Reyes, and Bill Lawrence. Well $$$ changes everything, buts its pretty much guaranteed. Theres lots of rumors about big guest stars but the only ones I know of are Elizabeth Banks (J.D's baby mama), and Scott Foley(Elliot's ex Sean). There is possibly an episode where every...

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What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? The People's Tomato Sauce?

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What's a great birthday gift for a12 year old girl? Not GHB, believe it or not that is illegal.

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How would you finish the lyric "If I had a hammer.... " hit that. ZING!!!

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Do you like camouflage clothing? It has its moments. :)

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How many kinds of pie can we name, everybody give me one? The ever so lovable....

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A hobo walks up to you and says, "I am God". You _____. kick him in the junk.

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I saw a _______ fly past my window Pig.

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Do you think the market will drop below 8000 tomorrow? it dropped 679 points today... I do not.

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Halloween costume ideas? im 18 and i want something fun and creative. def. not skanky or shows a lot of skin. Eve, minus the leaves.

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What two things does "BBC" stand for? Big Busty Chest Beautiful Black Chick mmmmmmmmmmm, I need a private moment.

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How does your news coverage work? Do some states cover the whole state? Where ours breaks it down a few counties at a time? The local news stations are out of Boston, but I avoid the nightly news at all costs. I gots me a puter to lern stuff.

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This is just a thought, but would the world be a safer place without gung-ho americans in it. It be better without any conservative twats. Cheers.

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What do you understand by the enclosed video? Is it the beginning of a Martial Law? Ugh, damn nut bags.

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If God said he was going to design another race but he wanted you to pick their skin colour & their talent, what would you pick? Dark elves.

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What is your favorite current TV show? Dexter, and when it is back on Scrubs.

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What are Sarah Palin's odds of winning in the debate against Joe Biden? This is going to be hilariously embarassing. If she can just avoid getting stomped Lloyd Bentsen style it has got to be considered a win.

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What is the difference between a cookie and a cracker? One is a delicious snack, the other is a honky. Damn crackers.

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You've been invited to a 70s/80s party. There's only 1 song you really want to hear. Which song is your absolute favourite? Those two decades, hmmmm. That is the Clash. The greatest band of all time. You can pick whatever song you want from them, but lets go London Calling.

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Did The Kinks ever perform 'This Time Tomorrow' live? No.

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Can any one guess the score of my sons ice hokey game?(starts at 2pm 'Scottish time') What the hell is Scottish time?? 5-2.

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Do you usually sleep at 11 p.m.? Weekdays bed time is mostly midnight.

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Does AB have any endangered species? Yeah, posters who ask in wrong categories. They are culled from the herd quite quickly. The new avatar is terrifying.

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Could cercumsision stop my partner from being less sensitive? What the **** is a cercumsision? Before you think about lobing body parts off, find a spel chekker.

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Nothing has made Michelle Obama proud of her country in her entire adult life? why wasn’t Mrs. Obama proud to be an American until just recently? Prove your statement.

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What is the name of the book closest to you Atlas Shrugged

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When you see pictures of your parents when they were young, what do you think? Wow my mom really looks like my sister, errr vice versa.

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I was wondering how to get this "~" above the letter a..? Use Character Map. Ã, ã.

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A man convicted of stealing $US20 ($A24.8) from a toddler's piggy bank has been sentenced to six years in prison. (It was his 4th conviction for burglary). Do you agree with the sentence? HA HA. I also want some proof.

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What is a good way to pass a home drug test for THC? Stop ****ing smoking.

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What fact is most commonly agreed on among humans? Trolls suck.

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Are you a pompous person? I'm only being honest. I do infact freakin rule.

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What is the worst experience you have ever had worse than being dakked at school in the 5th grade which happened to me? Someone once flagged one of my questions as being in the wrong category, that was embarrassing.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!? Chuck Norris wouldn't chuck wood, he would roundhouse kick one tree, and they would all shatter.

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Do you know anyone that is a true psychic? There is no such thing.

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Who is your favorite androgynous musician? He played guitar, jammin' good with Weird and Gilly, the spiders from Mars.

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Do you know people who seem to be a stain on society? I prefer the leave them, over being one. :)

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If your toilet could talk...what would it say as you about to sit down? Oh god, not again!!!!

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Who's the greatest athlete of all time? Jim Thorpe. He won Olympic gold medals in the pentathlon and decathlon, played American football collegiately and professionally, and also played professional baseball and basketball. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Thorpe Jackie Robinson is a close second.

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My name is Apu. Welcome to 7-11,how may I help you? Don't touch the slurpee machine! While Chris is robbing you, I'm stealing all the Bud Heavy, and beef jerky I can carry.

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What companies would you never invest your money in? The Central Bank of Sillyville.

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Where did William Shakespeare get married? Temple Grafton, England. It's a small village about 10 miles from Stratford-upon-Avon where Shakespeare was from.

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How do you find a vampire? A REAL ONE!!!!! Develop a severe mental imbalance, then hallucinate one.

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What is this curious "EIA" club? Everyone is allowed club? :)

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Where is a guy most likey gonna hang out on a friday or saturday night (teenage boy)? Chained to the wall. -Dahmer.

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Would you rather have a Hovercraft or a Jetpack? I conquered the Jetpack factory, gimme a hovercraft.

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What's the coolest word you can make when you scramble the letters of your user name? Paint a hip tat.

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What is the fastest you've ever gone in a car? 155 mph.

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Has a NFL team ever scored 33 pts in a game? 5 teams have scored that or nore this week, and the MNF game isn't over yet it could be up to 7.

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If I flirt on AB will I make more friends? Should I also put a naughty picture up? I would never ever eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever say no to a naughty picture.

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What do you think of the 22 yr old that has put her virginity up for sale, to pay for college? Wish I had enough money to bid. Good for her. Hopefully some nice lady will make me a manwhore and pay my student loans.

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An article says there have been over 156,000 transfers of "Spore" on BitTorrent since September 1st, and the game was released on September 7th. How could the game have reached BitTorrent BEFORE the release date? Beta testing. Demos.

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Why does my cat bite my nose? Who don't you bite your cats nose?

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You meet someone with FTW tattooed on their neck... How do you interpret "FTW"? It's a prison tat. F*ck this whitey. He was someone's bitch.

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Does anyone remember Wicked Willie ? What happened to him? Here ya go. http://www.wickedwillie.co.uk/news.php

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Do you walk alone? Even though it's not the name of the song.

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For the men: Would you wear a speedo for three hours in public for $100? For the women: would you allow your husband/boyfriend to take the offer? I'd stand nude for three hours in public for $100 bucks if you pay my bail. I don't really need the 100 bucks but it will give me an excuse.

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Who has an awesome pet they can brag about? My dog and I weigh the same amount, over 200lbs.

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Is six inches enough? I'm 75 inches.

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Im 13 and no guys my age are ever interrested so guys if your 13-15 tell me what you think...i have long brown hair, blue eyes, im 5'7, 120 and my cup size is 36c I'm sure every single guy your age is interested. When I was 13 I was "interested" in wall sockets, the sofa cushions, a microwaveable bagel and my own pillow. Hell a strong breeze got me "interested".

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Who do you think is a Genius? Me. Though AB claims I'm a Sage.

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Some jerk just insulted you, what do you do? Kick em in the junk.

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What should I do about this girl? Pull her hair.

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Does anyone really hate their father? I thought I did from 13-20, then I grew up.

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Is it really a hard life? It's a Hard Knock Life.

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What it youre favorit baseball team and player Team: The Red Sox Player: Julian Tavarez(he is batshit insane)

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What is the meaning and origin of the Russian surname "Agakoff"? I believe it means please answer this questions 3 years after it was asked.

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I heard that librarians have one of the most stressful jobs in the world because of boredom. Do you think this is true? Stressful: full of or tending to induce intense effort or exertion Boredom: : the state of being weary and restless through lack of interest They are almost contradictory.

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I need a nick name for my best guy friend. He's 45, I'm 40 and he calls me "Kiddo" because he knows it drives me nuts! Makes me sound like a kid! Any suggestions (clean ones!) for a nick name I can call him that subtly teases him for being a bit older? Fluffy McSnugglebutt.

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I remember when __________? I remember, I remember when I lost my mind.

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What country are you?,take this quiz HAH, I'm China.

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Do you like Rihanna? She's a hottie, couldn't care less about her music.

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I just had a revelation. I am the second coming of Christ. What do i do now? Check yourself into Bellevue.

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How do u calculate dollars into pounds 35.00 USD = 19.5585 GBP 1 dollar = 0.558815 GBP 35.00 * .558815= 19.5585

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What does your name mean? Son of the right hand. My parents are left handed. :)

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Are there taboo questions that just shouldnt be asked on AB? Don't ask about Chris' third testicle.

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Can a teacher fail a student even if the parent wants to pass them Yes

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Do you like pie? I do.

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What is the meaning of life to an Atheist? Self gratification, the only true meaning of life.

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Who is the greatest coach in NFL history? Bill Belichick, easy. Lombardi, Shula and Landry never had to deal with a salary cap, the competive balance, media scrutiny, and prima donna athletes.

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Whats your favourite 3 websites you visit most often? answerbag barstool sports and a baseball minor league website.

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Who do you expect to win between Michigan and Notre Dame this Saturday? The Irish in a squeaker.

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How do you deal with an office slut? I'd have sex with her.

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How would you go about saving a video from youtube onto your computer? http://www.download.com/YouTube-Downloader/3000-2071_4-10647340.html There are multiple programs and websites that will download Youtube videos, or convert them into whatever form you wish. I personally use: http://www.youconvertit.com/

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Who played the principal in School of Rock? Some one told me I both sound and look like her. Joan Cusack http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000349/

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Is it TRUE that Governor Sarah Palin tried to ban certain books from the public libraries in Alaska? I don't believe it.

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How many categories are you an expert in? Me, just 1 (New Users) One. Scrubs. Greatest tv show ever. :)

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My right boob is bigger then the left is that normal? Prove it.

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Do you own a sports bra? I do not, I let my moobs swing.

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Offhand could you locate Squirrel Face Forest on the map of Kevonia? I conquered that. :) Viva la revolucion!!

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Will u all b able to stand at the last day(yom-al-qayamma)? So u should accept islam!!! Piss off.

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Why do we need another site when we have AB? Porn.

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What's your favorite Sunday newspaper comic strip? The Far Side. Calvin and Hobbes is a close second.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear "Mandarin" chicken, mmmmmmmm.

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Can you name a notable "Woman of Astronomy"? Carolyn Shoemaker.

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Hoops or studs? Who you calling a hoop!! ;)

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Give me one reason to stay So you can listen to some tunes.

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What is your favorite time period? the 50's 60's 70's 80's or 90's? I'm happy with now.

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Who is your soccer idle?Beckham or ronaldinio Neither, and nice spelinng.

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How long will the price cut on the Xbox 360 last? There is no hard drive, it's cheap and it'll stay that way. The prices don't go up on consoles.

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Can you eat your weight in cocktail wieners? Definitely not in one sitting, but over time sure.

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Has anyone ever dropped the "N" bomb in your presence. I've been called it, 'a' and 'er' aswell as heard it used in hate, and jest.

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Was your dad a baker? He was not. Food or pot.

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Do you think it's possible for a person with no sense of humor to develop a sense of humor? Anything is possible.

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What's your favorite type of music? Any particular favorite artists, bands, or groups? Punk rock yo.

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What does the expression " I feel like someone just walked over my grave" actually mean? That you shivered. It's some old wives tale that a random shiver is someone walking over your grave."

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What pro-athlete would you like to be if you had to choose one? Johnathan Papelbon. He's dominant, hilarious, about to get a huge pay raise, and can pull some serious game.

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Ladies if you ex stood out side your house singing a song like this what would you do? I prefer.

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What's the first thought you get when you hear a loud bong of a church bell? Shut up!!

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How often do you get DRed because someone doesn't get your sense of humor? I actually curtailed some of my answers knowing full well they wouldn't be understood.

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If you could pick and choose from all the Star Trek shows, which characters would you pull out to work together on a one-time Star Trek voyage? Why? T'pol, Seven of Nine, Kes, Deanna Troi, Hoshi, and from the new movie that isn't out yet Jennifer Morrison(Winona Kirk), Diora Baird(The Green Girl), Zoe Saldana(young Uhura) Winona Ryder(Spock's Mom), I'll be Captian. For the obvious reasons. :)

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Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on? What up baby. ;)

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What's you favorite song but Papa Roach? Mine is Scars. I used to hate Last Resort, it grew on me. Between Angels and Insects is by far the best song they have, it's freaking awesome.

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Did you ever play a NES game called "Dragon Warrior"? Hell yeah that game ruled. So did all the sequels.

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Someone broke my zipper last night, will you help me fix it? I'm not going anywhere near your zipper yo. :)

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How many hours/minutes are in a timpet? ??? I know the word timpet as something kinky not anything to do with measuring time.

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Can you please pass me the brussel sprouts? I dumped em in the trash, as brussels are revolting.

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What is your "Claim to Fame" on Answerbag? I'm a baller, a man whore, and I'm kicking Kevin's ass for control of Kevonia. Viva la revolucion.

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I know this lady that's 32, quite overweight and still a virgin (never had a bf, etc). How does someone become like that? Is it really all about looks? Even a fat disgusting mess can get action, it has to be a personal choice.

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Do you ever do eye exercises to improve your vision, do they actually work or are the a myth. Thanks Myth.

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What's your favorite song released before you were born? Anything by the greatest band of all time, but I'll pick White Man (In Hammersmith Palais) right now. Ask me again in 5 minutes and it could be another one of theirs. Edit: Yup already changed my mind, English Civil War. :)

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How do I, a 15 year old girl, tell my mother I may be pregnant? Hey mom, I think I'm pregnant.

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Hey Sarah Palin, what's the more sentient form of life: a human embryo (or early fetus), or one of those mammals you hunt? 1. having the power of perception by the senses; conscious. 2. characterized by sensation and consciousness. Your question is to broad. That and it's lame.

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Have you ever given a fake email adress, name, and number when signing up for an online membership? constantly.

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We ALL go through the motions of asking and answering questions here, but do some of you know the levity in which you affect another’s life through compassion and understanding & sincerity you show others? AB saved mine. I've gone for compassion, I've gone for humor, I've gone for build ups and tear downs. I'm glad you had a good experience. I've had fun, and been pissed off. Hell kind of sounds like life in general. Cheers.

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What was Humphrey the whale swimming towards before we turned him around? You're a whale!!! Face.

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What's your opinion of the repeated chanting of USA! USA! during the RNC? Mindless or inspirational? All valid answers will be uprated without judgement... Outside of a WWF wrestling match, I've always found a USA chant tiresome, and cheesy.

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I have a dilemma, OK, I have a "sexy" shirt and I really like it, but, everytime I put it on, I end up ripping it off for the lovely ladies. Am I wrong? Calm yourself sir.

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What does TB positive and negative test look like? They prick your skin, and the positive(exposure) bubbles up a bit.

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I am a girl and i have kind of curvy hips but i am still skinny do guys mind if girls are curvy at the hips or do they consider it fat? "do guys mind" Just don't ever ask that question. I'm all for questions in general, but that is far to open a question. I'm sure you are stunning, but I'm also sure there are guys that won't think the same. It's just to broad. In general girls are supposed to be curvy, the broader the hips the more likely to survive child birth and contribute...

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Do you frequent a bar/pub often? do they charge a price to get in if so how much? Mi casa, no charge. :) Cheers.

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Will I ever find my way around in here? You are cute and tiny, someone will help you. Hell I'll help you.

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My Christian flatmate tells me that I will go to hell because I don't believe in Jesus. She also said my relatives are burning and being tortured in hell as non-believers. Is this what Christians believe? Your flatmate is a bitch.

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Who else think sara palin is a milf? If she were anonymous sure, knowing her politics she a MINLTVF.

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What is your opinion about David Blaine? He's a tool.

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How did you get here? My dad didn't pull out.

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Why does Germany have a chancellor instead of a prime minister or a president? They do have a President. Horst Köhler http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Germany

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Which dog breeds weigh around a 100 pounds? My dog is 204 at last check. :) English Mastiff. Edit: My Rhodesian Ridgeback who had a little pitbull in him was always between 100 and 105.

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Who is Hotter??? >>> I am.

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8 5 4 9 1 7 2 3 where does the 6 go? why? there are 2 possible answers Alphabetical order yo, I don't get the other possible answer.

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My wife keeps poking me in the eye, should I cut off her finger or just ask her to stop? Cut off her finger!!! Always always always over react. Use a cigar clipper. :)

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Ten candles on the windowsill. A man lit all ten before he when to bed. During the night, the wind blew out 3 of them. How many candles where left in the morning? Three, if the other 7 melted away by morning.

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Do you usually take advantage of "buy one get one free"? Only with hookers.

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What goes best with a donut? A topless waitress.

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Why is Character not an issue in the Democrat party? I mean they loved Clinton & Edwards why does Character and moral fiber and even a sense of religion totally unimportant to the democart party? But section 8 of Obama's old church is A OK WTF? Where you put your naughty bits is of no concern to me. Where you sit for an hour on Sunday is of no concern to me. Balancing a budget, dealing with crises both foreign and domestic, and improving my quality of life is important to me. John McCain could believe in voodoo, and Barack Obama could be a devout follower of Thor and I couldn't give less of a crap.

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Will you go to church this coming Sunday? Edit: Nice same answer as before without remembering I answered it.

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What is the most unusual or interesting name for a small town that you've ever heard? hahhahha even better. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Cockburn

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What is the most unusual or interesting name for a small town that you've ever heard? heh heh

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What is the best game you have ever played? ( video.board.whatever) Truth or Dare mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Who will win tomorrow nights football game? The Giants are favored by 3.5 I'm actively rooting for the Giants to go 0-16, so GO SKINS!!!!

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When I say "take your medicine" what comes to mind immediately? Insulin.

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Im starting high school tomorrow anyone have any hints, tips or advice? Wear clothing.

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In which city would you find the Casbah? When I find it, I'm going to rock it.

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For men: What would you do and how would you react if you found out that your girlfriend (about 25 to 35 years old) is still a virgin? I'd have sex with her.

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Fancy a million dollars? $$$$$$$$$$$? Gimme!!!

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So what should i dye my hair? click .http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k256/kammio14/Picture012.jpg Nope, it looks good.

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How did the phrase "free as a bird" come to be coined to mean that one is at liberty, without obligations? You can fly away and do whatever you want without restriction.

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What's the most evil song you've heard? While calling any song evil is pretty stupid, how bout a song with the lyrics, I've got something to say, I killed your baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead. I got something to say, I raped your mother today and it doesnt matter much to me as long as she spread. Even if it is a fantastic song.

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Which is better dragons or unicorns? A dragon would torch a unicorn and eat it. Stupid horny horse. :)

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Which had the greater influence on LaVey, Nietzsche or Crowley? That Niche dude.

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Can underground Nuclear Testing cause Earthquakes Nope.

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If you could improve anything on the human body, what would that be? Three boobies. :)

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Does your toddler like telle tubbies? I don't have a toddler, but that show freaking rules. It is glorious.

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Now that Sarah Palin is McCaint's VP, what do you think? She seems to be a very interesting person, and exactly the type of politician that the GOP base can rally around. She's very vocal about eliminating wasteful spending and pork barrel projects. She's been vocal about transparency and ethics in government. She's pro-life, a death penalty supporter, anti gay marriage though a supporter healthcare and benefits for same sex...

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McCain is gonna choose romney. I'm telling you now because I wanna say "I told you so". Do you agree? I disagree.

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Give me your feedback on Barack Obama's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention? (all serious and fair responses will be given positive points) I was actually really impressed. I usually view these types of things with skepticism, writing it off as a bunch of pomp and circumstance but it was pretty good. I still wonder how you finance all those promises while cutting taxes to the middle class but we'll see. I really was impressed.

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What singers have really unique voices that you could tell anywhere? Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen, Zack De la Rocha.

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What are the most important or favorite words or phrases that you try to pick up when youre attempting to learn a foreign language? I would like a beer please. You are very pretty. and as many insults as possible.

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Why is Mount Everest so high? It blazed some sweet herb. A mountain can take a wicked bong rip.

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Are you afraid to become old? why? Not even a little bit.

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When did “Smallville” jump the shark? When did your asking about shows jumping the shark, jump the shark?

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What credit card do you have,Visa or Mastercard? Both.

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Why are asian sentences way harsher than other countries? Please be unspecific.

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What word has the most meanings with the same spelling? Fuck.

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All answers are welcome. Why (and I'm sure this doesn't apply to ANY men reading this) is it that boys/men have "marks" in their underwear? I mean, women wear thongs & don't seem 2 have this problem. Is it laziness? Seriously... any thoughts? "I mean, women wear thongs & don't seem 2 have this problem." Are you sure of that?

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Would you consider yourself to be sinnacle at times? WTF is a sinnacle?

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Why do ppl like cocaine a lot Because it is awesome.

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Would anyone else be pissed for being fined for jaywalking? (Agreed, it is illegal in some areas, but your average adult should be able to tell when it's safe to cross a street.) I wouldn't pay.

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Is there anyone on Answerbag that you are trying to "out do"? I'm 299th, the next 298 people.

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Are you a good storyteller? Eventually.

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My brothers new girlfriend believes that we never really went to the moon!! You can not talk with her about it because she refuses to believe it. How do you reason with someone like this? A large rock usually works, or just ignore meaningless people. I really like a sharp rock though.

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Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)? Ask Chris.

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I have a hard time telling Salma Hayek from Penelope Cruz. Which two celebrities do you get confused? They don't look alike at all, even a little bit. One is Mexican and one is Spanish. The best I can come up with is that Leelee Sobieski looks like Helen Hunt's daughter.

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Where do meteors come from? God, it's jesusis infinite wisdom that rocks falls from space.

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What do you think about araibian people? If most bastards that kept screwing with America weren't Saudis I'd have a better opinion of them.

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Can a polygon shaped pencil have a diameter? Yes.

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My wife and I are divided - is slapping your child (open faced palmed) across the face child abuse? No.

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Have you ever seen someone die of unnatural causes? I walked out of Penn Station giving family friends a tour of Manhattan once and the first thing they and I actually saw that day of NYC was a woman in a purple raincoat being hitten by a bus. I did seamlessly deliver the line, "welcome to New York."

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What is the meaning of the name samantha God heard.

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Whenever you listen to Undertaker theme music, do you ever feel like your a God? I feel like cheering cause the Undertaker is freakin awesome. I also wished for years when he had that other crap music that he would go back to the original.

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What do you think the KKK will do if obama is the next president? Whine and cry about it.

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Dont you hate those redsox fans that only became fans in 2004 or 2007? Not really.

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What is the most beautiful Japanese model? That chick in the giant boob japanese porn advertisements.

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How do I find inner peace? what the hell is inner peace?

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How do you make someone feel regret that they lost you? I don't need to do shit, they know.

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Have you ever been accused of being racist? Not in any serious way. Anyone who knows anything about my life knows that is one accusation that is pretty much impossible.

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Why does most of my joints go snap,crackle and pop and what can I do or take to eliminate that? Why would you eliminate that? I freaking love cracking my neck and back. I broke my sternum when I was 13, and if I stretch correctly that pops too. I practically crumple to the floor it feels so good.

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Are you one of those who would marry a best friend or a total stranger? If my best friend wasn't a fat hairy guy, I'd be all over that.

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Have you ever noticed that a lot of company web sites are very un-user friendly? giving out only the tidbits of info they want to push but telling you nothing about the in store produces you are looking for. You are suprised?

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My friends "husband" is an illegal mexican & he beats her!(he is married with kids in mexico)He went to jail once but that didnt help. She was 16 when they got together & her home life before was almost the same. Is there some way to have him deported? This question can't possibly be true.

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When, I get my legs waxed next time. Should I get half legs waxed or not? (Male) You have almost made these questions as bad as "What pill is this", "is my rabbit pregnant"? I don't even have to guess, its always you, and it is always lame.

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I'm watching Cold Case and just got done singing at the end of the one show along with a Bob Dylan tune and starting off with Diana Ross on the next show. My puppy went nuts. The older one just looked at me like I was an idiot. Should I not sing? Cold Case has some great choices for music. Its outstanding.

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Can you roll a joint? If so, who taught you how, and how old were you when you learned? Pot is for hippies yo.

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Do your views on existence lean more towards extreme objectivism (ala Ayn Rand), or extreme subjectivism (ala Descartes)? Those are the two extremes? Ayn Rand yo.

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Guys, would you be turned off if your wife or gf gained weight? That is a good possibility, but I don't have either.

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Do you think that a poor person or even a lower middle class person could ever become President of the US? Joe Biden's pretty middle class.

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Why are the good looking guys assholes and the average looking ones are so dam sweet?! Why cant there ever be a package deal!? Maybe, and really this is just a maybe I don't know you at all. You are just an annoying ***t, and not worth the time. Maybe.

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If there is a warrant out for my arrest for missing a court date in Municipal Court, will the police come to my house? Or how will I get arrested? Yes they will, or next time you are pulled over you will be arrested on the spot.

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What is the strangest question you were ever asked in an interview? Want to go get a drink?

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Ok, thats it Who else on here thinks I should just remove my head from my rectum and quit asking myself what if and do something about it. Nothing ventured nothing gained Right? Ehhhh, I'm not really invested either way.

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What is this? see pic in answer It is a sealed record. :)

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Who is a better actor heath ledger or john wayne? John wayne didn't act. He played John Wayne.

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Who is your favorite Football team? How long have you been a fan? The New England Patriots, since 1986.

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Why are Mama and Dadda a baby's first words? Mine was ball, and my sisters was banana so I don't know what to tell you. My nephew said his name.

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Would you forgive me if I slept with your best friend's partner's sister's best friend? First I'd want to know when my best friend got a partner. Business or otherwise.

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Which is the fattest book you have read? The Stand unabridged Hardcover was 1152 pages. Atlast Shrugged Hardcover was 1192 pages. According to Amazon The Stand is thicker by .1 inch.

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Can you describe yourself in 5 ways? It's a sentence fragment.

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If you were 15 years old again and could see your life now, would you be proud or disapointed? Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.

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What's the different between a Lady and a Woman? A successful prom night.

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Are you ever hit on by other ABers? It goes part and parcel with being a man whore. :)

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Do you think my tattoo is slutty? see on my profile http://profiles.yahoo.com/love2party999 My friend said it is and I told her she is jeolous It is called a tramp stamp. "Marital Status: Married But Looking" That is far more slutty than any tattoo.

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Wat do youu think of big brother? Damn the man!!! Oh and the show sucks too.

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What weapon would you be best with in combat? A shotgun. It's pretty hard to be bad at using a shotgun.

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When did “Sesame Street” jump the shark? It still rules.

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What is your favorite offensive song? My personal favorite.

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Why do I keep seeing 9-1-1 (9:11) EVERYWHERE? I'm not going to lie--it's starting to creep me out a bit. You're a nutter, but mainly what squirrel face said.

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If you found out your step father was a child molester, what would you do if you had no evidence against him but you were absolutely certain?im certain because of things hes told me. I'd shoot him in the face.

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How simple could your dinner be? Toast. Nothing. Beer. Pretty sinple.

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If you could have a bowl full of anything right now, what would you want? Why? 100 dollar bills.

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What bizarre dream can you still recall, and why? When I was 5 or so, there was a giant red/blue crab in my sock drawer that wouldn't let me get any socks. Evil little bastard.

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Can I attach electrodes to your nipples, connect them to a large battery pack, set it on fire and then drizzle it with Pepsi Blue? Can you? possibly May you? No.

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_______, it brings out the worst in people. Disembowling:

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What kind of caption can you come up with for this picture? See my answer... Say what again, I dare ya I double dare you mother***ker say what one more god damn time!!!

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If you see a guy with his legs shaved, What would you think of him? That he does it for an atheletic purpose or he's a fruit.

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Boys rule, girls _________. have cooties.

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Denzel Washington has fabulous dramatic range. In what movie do you think he gave his best performance? I really thought he played a cripple brilliantly in the Bone Collector. He laid there like a champion. He definitely ruled in Virtuosity however, King King aint got nothing on him in Training Day.

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What is God's greatest gift to all of humanity? Scarlet's chesticles.

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Did the DNC remind you of a Nazi Rally? Or was that just me? Just foolish people prone to hyperbole.

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The world faces a booming sex industry. But is the attractivness of sex simply a drive of the human being to avoid that we cease to exist, or is sex so attractive The world faces a booming sex industry? Will my manwhoring job be outsourced?

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What would you want to happen when you pressed your "Easy" button (like in the Staples store ads)? Nude ladies, everywhere!!!

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How many pillows do you like to sleep with at night? 2, preferably of the sweater variety.

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If I never saw a movie before, what's the one movie you would tell me I had to see? Ugh brutal question, as I just came up with 15 different answers and almost gave myself a stroke. Never having seen any movie ever, you'd have to go with a comedy or family picture just to get you hooked. Bring the drama and stunning cinema after you know what watching a movie is like. You can't start off with mafia, death, epicness right from the get go. I'd pick The Lion...

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How do i surprise my girlfriend when she comes back home from college? Get a sex change operation. SUPRISE!!!!

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Who would like to make love right now? Sorry, I don't cross swords. Unless you meant in general, then of course.

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Will you post a picture of what you think is sexy (please note this is not in the 'adult' section) for me? *tear*, just so.... glorious.

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What do you get when you go to The Boston Market? I don't go. Though I do go to markets in Boston.

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Do you have a favorite Oliver Stone movie? (either one he wrote or directed) I just watched Natural Born Killers last night for the bazillionth time. Great movie. JFK was also amazing. Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left. But favorite is definitely Natural Born Killers.

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If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so you could go out and get some? (Extra points for creativity) A tube sock.

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Calculate the number of moles in 25 grams of (NH4)3PO4 No.

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Whats the first thing a guy thinks when a playboy bunny walks by? I really want to have sex with that chick.

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Does an impeachment trial cost less than a day of the "War on Terror" costs? Does it suck to be you? Of course it does. Though one of them is completely without merit.

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Overall, not just current candidates. Who would make the best President of the United States? Me, or Terry Francona. Go Sox.

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How many calories are in a lunch consisting of 20 McDonald's Chicken McNuggets and a large order of fries? Less than I just drank in beer. Wow, McDonald's would have been a healthier alternative. Stunning.

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What's George W. Bush's amazing achievement to date? He's inspired so many insipid toolboxes to bitch about him on the internet.

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Were you there an what did you see? I signed a non-disclosure agreement.

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Do you know how to become a werewolf in oblivion for XBOX360 You mean vampire?

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Ok I'm Stumped physically what do women look for in a guy and don't say what every perv says? What does every perv say?

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What were you thinking, Eileen? You skipped town without noooo money and got yourself knocked up! without no money. really? without no money? *Sigh*

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Is AB-Rich an evil Capitalist pawn or did his parent just name him as such to arouse suspicion? He's no pawn, he's the mastermind.

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You are charged with listing an alternative title for the Democratic National Convention in TV Guide. What will you call it? "Ehhhh, who cares you aren't going to watch it anyway."

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Who is the most powerful person in the USA Me, I just don't let most people know about it. Keep that on the downlow.

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What do you consider a victimless-crime? Public urination. Unless you are actually peeing on someone.

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What keeps you from being punched in the head by his right hand? He wouldn't dare.

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How can I help? Not sure you can, but thanks for the offer.

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Who wants to have a sing along? Sure. :) Lets sing some Lauryn Hill and Amy Winehouse.

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Someone at work said to me the other day, "She has the personality of a brick." It occurred to me that bricks get laid, regularly. Do you know any other sayings that make no sense? You don't have sex with a personality. That saying still makes sense.

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I am taking up a collection for Someguy to pay off some student loans, would anyone in Sillyville like to help? Spare change anyone? Wouldn't the truly silly thing be to just not pay them?

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I open the glove box of your car, what am I most surprised to find? Condoms.

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Why would a man want to be with a woman if he calls her slut? He's a douchebag?

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What's killing you softly? I'd say his song, but then I'd feel a little gay.

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Who was here first? I was.

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Have you been 'tripping' out lately? Nope.

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Complete: "When the going gets tough, I ____________________ ." Peace, I'm out. :)

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Guys: Do you have a "spank bank"? (excluding anything you got off or saved from the internet) Of course, the mind can be far more fun. Love that show.

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Am I a complete idiot for going back to school? I already have my degree. Still lost. What the hell am I suppose to do? Now, I've signed myself up as a full time student again...homework...test...group projects...bad professors... I'd stay a student forever if I could.

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Would you still say yes to a former lover? Not all, but definitely to a few.

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Why does Obama seem so fake to me? I swear I'm trying to keep an open mind, but he seems so scripted. Odd, I have the exact opposite opinion. He isn't Bill Clinton who might be the greatest on the spot, off the cuff speaker/debater but he's damn good.

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What is the most famous carnivorous plant? Venus fly trap.

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If someone were to cause physical harm to someone trying to extinguish the life from their dog would one be able to use the right to defend property defense, since in the eyes of the courts animals are property? I'm willing to take out whoever filed the complaint against you. I've come close to attacking my vet, let alone if it was some random person.

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If you were a type of alcohol, what kind would you be? I'd be the type that pushes the new and inexperienced over the edge, and gives them their first blackout/vomiting trip. Whatever that maybe. For me it was Goldschlager.

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"the eagles"...........do you like the band? Can't stand them, Hotel California drives me to brink of committing a hate crime.

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What do you think of people who aren't politically correct? Screw being PC. Just don't be a bigot.

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Why do some members have COAT in their name? It's them buggers than try and thwart them other buggers init. Those them other buggers still seem to cause havoc and mayhem.

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Which expletive do you use most often? :)

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Do you turn your computer off at night? I do not, I usually fall asleep while watching a movie on it.

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Have you ever tried to be sexy putting your clothes Back On? Who needs to try? pffft. :)

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Do you think all Americans should stick together in a time of war? I don't know what that means yo.

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Can you finish this sentence? Behold the power of______. Greyskull. He-man rules.

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Do you like Joe Biden? Anyone from Delaware is evil and boring. It's practically the state motto.

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Did you know a sh*t ton of ex super models now make bedding and home stuff? Being hot is not a lifetime profession, unless you die young.

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What is the dumbest thing you and your S/O ever argued about? Ex S/O. How I tie my shoes.

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If you make $300,000 a year, how long should it take you to pay off your student loans? (Ivy League undergrad and law school) You are missing a vital piece of information here.

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What is the technical or legal term for my relationship to my husband's sister's husband? Is he my brother-in-law or just my sister-in-law's husband? Sister in law's husband.

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How long did it take for you to forget your first love, if ever? I still don't believe it was love. The word gets tossed around to often. My first infatuation which I confused with love, I still think about her and it's been 8 years.

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What comes to mind when I say Drink? and drive, just don't spill your drink.

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Have you ever had an erotic dream about another ABer? You are all welcome. :)

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Do you like what you see, or what would you rather see? *gulp*

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If you were a top notch assassin and were paid for one hit, who would it be? Kim Jong Il.

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Name a noisy bird? Amy Lee. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Lee

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Where do you keep your condoms? Bed side drawer, and the glove compartment of my car.

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Have you ever written anything on your skin? Both permanently and with pen/markers.

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Is there any way to reduce breast size. i have to face severe neck and shoulder pain due to heavy breast size? :( Hire a horny guy to hold them up for you all day.

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When is it OK to date someone 5 years younger then you? Does it matter who's the older one? 18-35. That's 8 1/2 up, and 8 1/2 down.

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Whats the name of the singer in red hot chili peppers Anthony Kiedis.

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How old were you on 9-11-01? Were you emotionally effected by the towers falling or were you not really effected? I was 19. I was living in North Jersey I could see the smoke, and had a friend's father die in the North tower. I was and am still currently affected by the towers falling.

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Who is to blame if Sen. Obama loses in November? Don't worry. He is going to win, by a lot.

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Can I spend the night in your closet? Your account says your a dude, and dudes coming out of the closet first thing in the morning is a bitch. You've got to wait until I've had at least 2 cups of coffee.

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What's a good midnight snack that won't cause heartburn, nightmares, tummy aches, etc? I usually like toast, or a banana.

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Protesters or a mindless mob? Mindful mob. That douchebag carrying his small child in the middle of that nonsense, is an awful human being.

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Was the British Queen Mother adopted? There seems to be a lot of uncertainty about her birth. No there wasn't. At all. Even a little bit.

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Are there any nude beach in california? where at? There be one right below Torrey Pines where Tiger won his last title.

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How far back can you remember? Four-five years old, at earliest.

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If you could find something you lost, actually get it back, what would it be? My faith in relationships.

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What is the worst movie you've seen so far, in 2008? Don't mess with the Zohan or whatever the hell it is called. Terrible.

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So who else is drunk? I sure am.

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What's a good comedy movie you can recommend for others to watch and laugh at? Blazzing Saddles, is the greatest comedy of all time bar none.

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How can i browse the comments i've made? You can view your history, click answers and go answer by answer.

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When would you prefer to die? I want to die while flagging a duplicate question.

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Does anyone else here on AB live on energy drinks, coffee, and protein bars? I'm not actually classified as human until I've had my coffee.

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Last Thing You Did With A Relative? Drove back from Canadia.

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Do you plan the path of your life or just wing it? I'm all about winging it. Damn the plan.

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I enjoy an occassional drink on my lunch break. Is it true that vodka smells alot less than other forms of alcohol? It is true, I'm assuming you cut it with something that also helps.

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The Olympics are finally over!!!! Did anyone really watch them or just the hype and 3 second clips the media generated? I watched the swimming, the gymnastics, a couple track races, and every woman's beach volleyball game I could catch. :) I would've watched the baseball and men's basketball if it was on at a reasonable time.

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Suspected embezzlement by office manager in a medical office. Who do we need to report this information to? It is a private practice and the MD will not ever suspect the office manager as doing such a thing, we cannot trust the CPA either. please help. Why not take whatever proof you have to the local police station.

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What do we call the cyclic rise and fall of the ocean? Tides?

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Would you still go outside if the oceans turned to acid, the skies rained blood, and the land turned to flesh? Sure, you have to out at least once to poke the ground with a stick.

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Which book is most often stolen from public libraries? It's really a myth that the Guiness Book of World Records is the most stolen. An ALA Survey said books on the occult, how to car repair, and sex advice books are stolen most often. More info here: "ALA Surveys Most Stolen Books," LibraryJournal.com

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? A pussy.

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Should the drinking age be lowered to 18? Everytime this question is asked, I say it should go up a year.

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What do boys see in a girls ass? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. wait what?

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Can u name one NBA star that is fat and he plays Shaq. Charles Barkley used to called the round mound of rebound.

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Did you prefer 'the dark knight' or 'batman begins'? It all comes down to the disappearing pencil trick. The Dark Knight was awesome.

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What is one animal, bug etc. that we can do without? (I think its the mosquito) Deer, damn giant hooved rats.

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Why do we eat?(Funniest reply wins) You have to return the favor, plus it's fun.

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Who is the all time leading receiver in Baltimore Raven's history? No-one as no Baltimore Raven QB has every actually completed a pass.

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What tv show did you use to watch regularly thats gone of the air? Scrubs. Though technically it's just on hiatus. I watch John Doe whenever it's on, that show should never have been cancelled.

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If you could warn me not to make one mistake in my life in which you have made in your life what would it be? Don't start smoking. No matter what reason you think you will be okay, just don't. At all, ever. For any reason ever.

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I'm a 21 and a california guy, i've been told i am cute and all but i seem to all attract party girls and all. How do I find a nice girl? Are there any left? Where do I even look? I feel so bad for you. You can only find hot california girls who want no formal relationship? That must suck.

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? Do not rub or heat up, Explosions may occur.

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Would you create a Holographic clone of yourself if you could? What would you change? It's gender, and then try and find out if I actually did love myself.

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Are you ever going to let go? Probably not.

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I need a hug, who wants to give me one? Hells yeah. Any excuse to grope. Ummm I mean, yes I would to comfort you now. ;)

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Officer down!!..What do you do? 9-1-1, and CPR.

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What's the difference between me and you? Consonants, and vowels. Oh and you're a lady.

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Do you talk to yourself when you are going to sleep? No, I think to myself though :)

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Do You Like The Flavor Of Grape? Does that mean something different cause of the capitals? Grapes are cool.

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If the truth hurts, ___________________ wear a helmet.

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If i gave you my heart would you crush it into a million pieces? Probably, I don't cross swords. :)

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Why do you think the USA wins so many metals at the Olympics? Cause for all the tubby bastards, we've got the elite athletes to balance it out. Also with such wealth, we can afford to sponser/support amateur athletes, and athletic programs to train them. Also don't discount the 400+ years of forcefully stock piling physical specimens.

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Is it possible to compare the political partnership of John and Abigail Adams with, for example, that of Hillary and Bill Clinton? Anything is possible.

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STD clinic as a first date? Sounds like a scene from a Chuck Palahniuk book.

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What is more important to a MLB team, a solid pitching staff or a solid batting lineup? Nothing is more important that good pitching. A elite hitter succeeds 40 percent of the time. Good pitching always, always, always, allllllllllllllllllways wins.

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What are ur thoughts on interracial dating? My nephew is half black, my dad is married to an asian woman, and my mother is dating a mexican woman. I'm pretty okay with it.

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Can this war against radical Islam be won? Sure. Sacrifice the moral highground and carpet bomb from Morroco to Jakarta.

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If immigration adds to the economy why are we always in a deficit? Bad governing.

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Is there someone else that you love other than your husband/wife/girlfriend? I don't have any of those right now. I love my best friend, my parents and sister are also pretty chill. I love my nephew more than anything.

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Let's list all possible pet names, shall we? I refuse.

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Has anyone heard of the band a-ha? Do you like them? Ahhhh I get the tone of your questions now. Yes. I have.

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No matter how open and unedited, do you still find it hard to believe magic tricks performed on TV? I'm not sure what you mean by believe. Do I appreciate sleight of hand, and illusion? Sure Do I believe magical shit is happening? No. On TV or in person, I'm in awe that they can still fool me even when I'm looking for it, but whatever. It's their job they should be good at it.

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If you won a free holiday but it was in a nudist resort would you go? Without a second thought. If everyone is nude, why should I be bashful.

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Has anyone ever heard of the band Ace of Base? Anyone like them? How old are you? They are awesome. Every decade or so some Swedish bastards sweep the US with their pop rock. Ace of Base was the 90s version. Ulf was a nazi douche, but the band still kicked ass.

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Do You Think You Look Good In Hats? Only my 2004 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox hat, and I look even more glorious in it walking around the Bronx and Manhattan.

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I dont no who sings this song? Please try and be less specific.

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Anyone know how to get rid of shin splints? Rest, and proper footwear.

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Is Clinton Kelly gay? What is a Clinton Kelly?

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Who is the greatest MLB manager of all time? Managers are overrated, and get far to much credit or blame for anything performance wise. However the truly great ones do manager a clubhouse well, and I'll take Terry Francona all day any day. With the collective douchebaggery of the Boston sports media, the huge ego's of athletes, the intense focus on all things Red Sox, etc etc, and then winning two titles in 4 years after an...

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Have you ever tried to juggle? Neither literally nor metaphorically.

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What is the nearest object to you thats green Beer bottle label, and cap for that matter. BURP!!

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Married couples, sweethearts or friends sometimes have an "Our Song." A song with special meaning to them. What is your "Our Song?" I had an exgirlfriend try and claim LifeHouse- Hanging by a Moment was "our" song. BLECH.

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Is it wrong for 1st cousins to get married? Marry who you want, just don't breed with them.

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When is okay to murder someone? When you can get away with it.

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My probation was for 1 yr and it was for dui. Ha ha. Serves you right.

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I want to kill someone, is there a way to facilitate this need? Weapons usually help.

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Do scrambled eggs taste better if you mix heavy cream into them before cooking? I add milk, garlic, salt and pepper.

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At what age were you the most happiest? "most happiest" :P 22 was pretty sweet, 26 has been fun.

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Do you consider a woman that is 5'6'' to be tall? I believe 5'4 is average, so she'd be taller than average. I say 5'10 is the start of "tall"

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What do you look like back then as a child and now as a grown up? (Photos are welcome) I looked like the little bastard Ralphie from a Christmas Story. I loathe that movie to this day, and "You'll shoot your eye out" drives me into an uncontrollable rage. :) Now: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3780306

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What is the overall best race to choose from in The Elder Scrolls lV: Oblivion? I always played as a Dark Elf, because Drow are freaking awesome.

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If a peaceful alien spaceship landed in front of you, how would you greet it's occupants? I'd pee on their spaceship.

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If I were to ask someone to help me drive down to mexico to take care of a perv and in exchange for their time I would sign over the title of my car..would anyone be willing to take a few days off to make the trip? Road trip!!!! sounds sweet.

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In Guy language : what does it mean when a guy tells me im cute? You're cute. 99.9% of the time we aren't playing word games. These "I want to see you naked" translations aren't translations. That is just people pointing out guys like nude chicks.

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What do you always smell of? Sweat.

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What Is Your Words Per Minute Score? http://www.typingtest.com/ 69 wpm tee hee 98% accuracy.

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What animal has the most disgusting diet? Humans. Just sit and watch a buffet some time.

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What is the greatest movie scene ever? It's a tossup the storming of Normandy from Saving Private Ryan, and the Exekiel 25:17 speech in Pulp Fiction.

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Will you please help congratulate LuckyLefty on becoming a maestro, WooHoo!!!!! Awesome Job Luckylefty!!!! Where the ass pictures?

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Are there any Pharmacists on Answerbag? Who else could answer these "What pill is this?" questions? What pill is this and should I feed it to my pregnant rabbit? If the rabbit gives birth could I be pregnant?

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Have you ever tried to learn another language? Si, oui, ja.

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Would you like to post a random picture to cheer me up? ehhh.

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Who was the first Secretary of War in the U.S.? Henry Knox. There is a reason you know his last name.

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If you would rather live in russia, china or usa...which one would you choose? Anyone who doesn't say the United States is an idiot or a liar.

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What's the best way to sell a gemstone? Try a jeweler.

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Who proposed the Albany Plan? Benjamin Franklin.

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Do you think that John McCain is "The Manchurian Candidate"? That movie sucked ass, John McCain sucks ass so maybe.

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Do you ever like the way someone says your name? Last summer I was fooling around with an Israeli chick, and if I were to think about how my name was being pronounced it would probably be in her voice. So yeah. :)

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Isnt she cute? Very.

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What's one thing you miss about being a teenager? If you are a teenager, what will you miss? The lack of responsibilities and the really awkward sex. That stuff was pure comedy.

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Your thoughts.... That is terrifying.

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I miss the twin towers (world trade center), do you? I look for it, everytime I see the skyline even though I know it isn't there.

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What is your opinion of science fiction and the people who really get into it? Some of it is shit, some of it is the best literature ever written. Dune is an epic story, Ender's Game is freaking glorious. There are huge highs and some crap lows. Just like any other genre, and the fan base should be judged just the same.

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If Obama was a scrambled egg, would his brain also be scrambled? If your question was gibberish, would my answer also be gibberish?

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In your opinion, what makes a man a 'man'? Testicles.

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Why do lesbians love girly girls? At least you are making broad generalizations about huge populations. There is a word for that, if only I could think of it.

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How does the show Married With Children rank among sitcoms in your view? When judged for it's time, for the fact that it basically saved/made an entire network, and it's humor. It's top 15.

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Did you watch McCain's speech with the roaring Hummers? No.

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Do you think that God and Jesus are the same person? No, I do not.

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Isnt he gorgeous! Very.

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What is there to fear about death? I am presently convinced that I do not. God knows until I stare it in the face, but I have before and was okay. To be honest, I really don't know.

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Margarita...salt or no salt? No salt, mucho tequila.

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Why is 'Effy' a nickname for Elizabeth? That new one for me.

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On what bread would you like your sandwich? Bagette, one of the only good things the French have ever done.

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What is the reason for Ernest Borgnine's longevity? He shared his secret on television recently. Abusing the little borgnine.

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What pops into your head when you see this ()()()()()()()()():::::::::::? Beads, for her pleasure.

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Clint Eastwood won an Oscar for 'Unforgiven' what category did he win it for? Best Director, and Best Picture

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What is your favorite autograph in your collection? Mickey Mantle. Two autographed baseball cards. I also got a sweet 8x10 signed by Clemens back in '86.

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What is your favorite Playstation 2 game? Final Fantasy X, the greatest video game of all time.

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Lotsa turmoil in my life right now, so i asked "GOD" if she was really there, and could i have a sign? please? two hours later we (the chicago area) had an earthquake. am i crazy? Thinking a geological event was divinely inspired seems pretty crazy to me. Everyone knows that all religious questions must be asked in DOS. God are you there? 'God' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

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I have a slight quirky thing about not being able to eat bananas in front of anyone, do you have a food quirk to share? Come on officer, just throat that banana like a champ. I eat really fast, I don't get how people can take half an hour to eat a meal.

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Why is the media that was endlessly fixated on Bill Clinton's infidelities basically ignoring that John McCain dumped his first wife for a 15-years-younger beer fortune heiress? I couldn't care less about either situation.

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Where would you like to run away to? Krabi, Thailand.

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Would you rather have a Big Head or a Really small Head? heh heh heh heh heh heh heh :) I got a big head.

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Im sick, do you even care? A little. Tea and chicken noodle soup, stat. and go to bed.

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What is chinas population 1.3 billion. 1,330,044,605

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Are Confederate Flags racist? Everyone who rocks it today, knows full well its racist. Even if it didn't start out that way. Everyone knows full well today it is just as bad as a schwastika.

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I support Russia, do you? In everything they ever do that doesn't go against the US or England's best interests, sure.

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Have you read a newspaper today? Three days ago, I was taking a limo from an airport and it was the only reading material handy. In general, screw newspapers I found the Interweb.

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What Godfather quote is most useful in daily life? Michael Corleone: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.

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Who was the best Batman ever? I was willing after the Batman begins to still partake in an argument. Maybe it was Michael Keaton maybe it was Christian Bale. However after the new movie, all arguments are meaningless. Everything even remotely associated with the Dark Knight is glorious.

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Would you let someone be horrible to your sibling? Horrible is too broad a word. I will let someone piss the shit out of my sibling, but when sbe is actually bothered. Sorry, it's over. What I mean by "it" is they. They are over.

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Has anyone ever been in an office romance that has worked long term? What is long term? I had one last 16 months, and she no longer worked there the last 5 months.

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Who do you guys think the Ultimate Alpha Male is, excluding yourselves? The most bad ass alpha male of all time bar none. Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. He will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.

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Who do you prefer; Angelina or Jennifer Aniston? mmmmmm Angelina.

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Would you wake me up before you go go? I will try and leave silently, I might even gnaw off my arm to escape.

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Do you sing in public places? Afraid? No.

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What's the most creative thing you can do with an E-Z bake oven? Dispose of a body. It might take a while, but it is possible.

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Would you rather watch basketball or hockey in winter? Live: Hockey. I can never adequately convey to people how awesome a professional hockey game is if you see it live. It might be the best sport on the planet to watch in person. TV: Basketball. Easy.

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What question on AB do you think has been most repeated? What do you look like? or the generic "Why?"

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I'm 5 weeks pregnant. The father wants me to get an abortion. I don't know if that's what I want. I'm feeling pressured to make a decision without thinking it through. I'm worried I'll make the wrong choice and end up regretting it. What should I do? It has been 20+ months what was the verdict?

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Is it sexy when girls like sports? ABsolutely. Sharing interests is always good.

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If you could choose one song NEVER to hear ever again in your life? Which song would it be? This if your fault, you asked. I can't be held responsible.

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What does your screen name hint about you? That I'm in Michigan, 3 days ago it was totally blowing the revolutions spot. Kevin was bound to notice.

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Smokie and the Bandit 2009? Will this be a good movie, or a great movie? You are lying to me, I don't believe it. There is no way this is true, it would be too awesome.

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Guys. How many of you out there truly believe that you can woo any girl that you see? Am I the only one? Any girl? hell no. There is a key to anyone at any given moment, but you aren't smart enough or suave enough to get it.

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What do you look like? 75 inches, .0975 of a metric tonne. Flaxen, with an amalgamation of blue & green in the ocular region. I apparently always roll my sleeves up, take pictures while drunk, or wear sunglasses. While not technically true, is in all of the pictures I can find. I also apparently never shave. Those be my huge dogs. 300+ lbs of dog.

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I've been told that some women find a a little body odor attractive on their men, the research behind this is compelling, but honest opinions women, what do you think? I think this a science vs social conditioning argument. Someone feel free to prove me wrong as I don't want to do the due diligence and provide links but if I remember correctly studies have shown time and time again that natural odor is more arousing and contributes more to desirability than cologne. That being said when I go out to bars and the like, I'm bathing and...

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? I always wanted to be an oceanographer, like Dr. Bob Ballard from the Woods Hole Oceanographics Institute.

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Will you type just your name in an answer so that people can comment and guess how many times you've been in the Penalty Box on here? Aintthatapip

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When was the last time you spoke to your dad? 10 seconds ago, I'm at his house for a vacation.

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Are you the kind of person who changes the channel during commercials? Almost always, unless the remote is too far away. :)

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When should a homeowner seek an appraisal of the value of their property? When they are looking to sell, or refinance.

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What was the last time you called your mom? Last Sunday, usually every Sunday.

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How does a submarine not run out of oxygen? Oxygen is supplied either from pressurized tanks, an oxygen generator or some sort of "oxygen canister" Oxygen is either released continuously by a computerized system that senses the percentage of oxygen in the air, or it is released in batches periodically through the day. Carbon dioxide can be removed from the air chemically using soda lime.

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When did you start dating. First one was at 14, but not really seriously until 17.

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What is the most famous movie theatre in the world? Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

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Have you been called a "bitch"? Sure have, though not as many times as @sshole, amongst other things.

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How much money would it cost to see you eat Cows Testicals? Buy the beer and buy the food and it's bound to happen.

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What is the longest period you went without shaving? 6 weeks or so. Unless you count birth to 12. :)

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Would/could you forgive a rapist? It is all about circumstances.

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Who would win Goku,superman or,Steven Segal? Steven Segal is a toolbox, the dude sucks. Superman with no problem.

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If you want to pee so bad and there's no where to do it, what would you do? >_< I'll pee anywhere and in front of anyone. I'll always have a place to go.

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Will Russia attack Poland next? Poland is a member of NATO, that would end very very badly for Russia.

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If you drink coffee, are you a strictly morning coffee drinker or drink it all day long? Continously until about 4;30PM.

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How are all the old Answerbaggers doing? They are pissy cause those damn kids won't stay off their yards.

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Who do you think will be in the Super Bowl this year? Patriots vs Vikings. Patriots win in a blowout. This entire year is revenge for NE. Be afraid.

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How did Barney Rubble win Bettys' heart. He's got a huge club.

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Beethoven, Mozart, or Tchaikovsky? Beeth oven.

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How many subatomic particles are you made out of? 3, but it looks like two are ganging up on the little one and it might be 2 soon.

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??????What? Chicken butt.

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Why it is "snowed" and not "snew"? Cause it is fucking English and we do it how we want.

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Who is your favorite olympic athlete? Jesse Owens, he made Hitler his bitch.

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What movie made you laugh the hardest? Blazzing Saddles, are tied Young Frankestein. Monty Python the Meaning of Life is second/third.

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Where is Johnny Cash on your best artist list of all time? Top 5. The Clash Bob Dylan Johnny Cash The Rolling Stones NOFX

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Are you addicted to answerbag? I'm going for a cigarette now, that is an addiction. Answerbag is just fun.

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What is your favorite European country? England, though we still don't admit to being European.

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Is it true that if you find older men attractive that you were missing the father figure in you life?? I mean have there been tests and stuff done? Some Austrian dude had ideas on the subject. He was smart and stuff. Oh, and Yes.

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Go onto www.urbandictionary.com what does the name jessica mean? a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God" An extremely common female name a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one...

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Did you ever say to yourself, "I'm getting too old for this"? Yup, then I smack Joe Pesci around, and shoot some bad guys.

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What is your favorite Canadian province? I will visit my first one in a few days, so Ontario is going to be my favorite no matter how much it sucks.

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In 50 words or more convince me that god is real I refuse to waste my time. He/She/It isn't.

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What is your favorite game show? (past and present) Jeopardy, and the flag as duplicate game show.

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What is the most beautiful church or temple you have ever seen? (Photos welcome, of course) :) Notre Dame, in Paris. Epic.

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Does a controlling boyfriend avoid socializing with your friends? could that be a characteristic? If you are asking he is probably controlling, trust your instincts.

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Do you have a friend or family member who is a great conversationalist in person, but sounds like a morbidly depressed person on the phone? Family members: All of them, there is a long silence each time I talk to any of them on the phone. Which has to be filled with the dreaded small talk that we all loathe. Friends: None.

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How many men will try to "pick up" my s/o and I in Puerto Vallarta? Stop putting pretty pictures up, it is distracting. :) First guess, is alot.

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"I am _________." Ironman.

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In the UK, is this called Answer Bloody Bag? It is called Answer the Bloody Bag you stupid wanker.

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Who was Don Quixote's sidekick? Sancho Panza

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What is the most clever, and gruesome way you can think of to kill a zombie? ( creativity welcome...) I would bludgeon one to death with an anonymous blue AB ? sack.

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Do you always wear 2 socks of the same color, even around the house? Around the house I don't wear socks, or footwear of any kind. If I could barefoot all day everyday I would. However if I leave the house, I do try and make it match.

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Why do people keep saying the world will end? The doomsday prophecy is a b.s. misinterpretation/extrapolatio n of a calendar. The calendar quite accurately predicts a celestial event occuring on December 21st, 2012. The event occurs for the first time in 1,872,000 days or 5,125.36 years. The Mayans noticed the relative slippage of the positions of stars in the night sky over long periods of observation, indicative of precession, and...

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Would you rather get a chihuahua, beagle, or yorkie? None, if a dog can't kick my butt, it's not a real dog. It is just an oddly shaped cat. Give me a Mastiff, preferably an English one.

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Two Bigfoot hunters who claim to have captured the mythical creature in the US state of Georgia have admitted to filming an interview with a fake scientist to give their story credibility. What do you think of this "discovery"? If Bigfoot existed I think even he would be smart enough to not live in Georgia.

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Where can i find a date that drinks beer? Ask your wife.

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Do any Brits get irritated when Americans call football "soccer"? Don't care, never have cared. Everyone knows what soccer means.

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What was the last thing you yelled? Or, what do you want to yell right now? "God damn I hate Mike Timlin!!!!" a few hours ago.

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Who / what comes to your mind when I say "Football"? Annoying questions/comments bitching about the term soccer. Oh and how much I hate C. Ronaldo.

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They warned you but you went ahead and did it anyways, now you wish you would of listened. Has this ever happened to you? Poor poor Cubs fans. :) Oh, and yes.

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Who's in bed right now? I should be, ugh.

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If you could only take one thing to serve your 5 year prison term, what would you want to take? A chastity belt.

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In your opinion, is the U.S. government in a very good place to be condemning Russia's invasion of Georgia, after doing essentially the same thing in Iraq? Sigh.

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Have you been cutting down on red meats? I've been cutting up red meat.

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If you could choose any name for yourslef, what name would it be? Ron Jeremy, cause then everyone would wonder.

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What is one thing people should fear? Priapism.

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Im going to bed anyone want to come along? Did you change the sheets?

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Does anyone know any secrets about the CIA? They are really called the AIC, they've been fooling us all these years. What a code.

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Are there any legitimate paid surveys online, or is it just a scam? My friend runs a company that does market research for video game developers. There is maybe one or two surveys a month, pay out is usually 5 bucks for 10 minutes or so. http://www.game-surveys.com/

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What is the sexiest accent? A girl with an irish accent can stop me in my tracks. Us dudes it be English yo, mine slips in and out.

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Do you live in a picturesque, good ol' American town? It was voted best place to live in America twice. :)

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If someone offered you $1,000 a day to be a model, would you take them up on their offer? Hells yeah.

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Could a person be an extrovert as a child, turn a complete introvert in her teen years and then become an extrovert later on? During the teen years ANYTHING is possible.

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Can you control yourself? Sometimes.

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What is the very worst thing you can do in an interview? When the interviewer enters the room be doing his wife.

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What exotic animal would you like to have as a pet? I want a genetically engineered miniature hippo. I will then train a rhesus monkey to ride it. If the prototype is successful, I will clone an army of both and my rise to world domination is all but assured.

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Who speaks softly, but carries a big stick? heh heh heh heh heh heh. and Teddy Roosevelt.

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Bob Dylan? Blowin' in the Wind.

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Dublin or London? Boston. :)

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What song do you turn up and just jam to?(See video) So many the Upload Video button might explode. This is Bitch by SevenDust, Duality by Slipknot, and Generator by Bad Religion.

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Would you please stop flagging my questions? They are neither offensive or nonsense. Okay that was just ridiculous.

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What's do you think of Miley Cyrus? I don't.

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Ladies, we've been issued a challenge: LuckyLefty has agreed to join me in creating a pantsless Maestro avatar, within guidelines, if only the ladies of AB will show their support. Will you help support this worthy cause? Ahhhhh twig and berries everywhere!!!

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What do you look like naked, August 2008? Just stunning. like mace. :) Found a pic:

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80s flashback time! What is your favorite tune by 10,000 Maniacs? (videos welcome!) It's from 92, but oh well. Love this song.

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Is Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian ever? I still say its Jesse Owens.

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Man who builds it doesn't need it. Man who needs it doesn't see it. Man who sees it doesn't want it. WHAT is IT? Coffin.

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Where are you most likely to find the LAPD? Policing the streets of LA, and occasionally AB'ing.

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How many family photos do you have in your bedroom? That is a big 0.

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Do you prefer a small, medium, or large dog? I prefer dogs that can kick my butt. Smallest dog I've ever had was a Golden Retriever. My last two dogs were a Rhodesian Ridgeback, 100 lbs of muscle, and an English Mastiff, 200lbs of ginormousness.

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What is the MLB record for pitches made by a starting pitcher without recording an out. That record belongs to Paul Wilson of the Cincinnati Reds. He threw 41 pitches in a start against the Astros July 10th, 2003 without recording an out. http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU200307100.shtml

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for Montreal? Go Bruins!!!

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If all my friends are train wrecks, does that make me a train wreck because I hang out with them? It makes you a trainwreckspotter.

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Who broke the record for consecutive scoreless innings pitched? The record for most consecutive shut-out losses is 4. It's happened 11 times in MLB history most recently by the 1968 Chicago Cubs. The record for being shut-out in the most consecutive innings is 48 set by the 1906 Philadelphia A's and matched by the 1968 Cubs.

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What is your favourite death in a movie? Pee Wee Herman's death in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. OOooooooh eeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaahhhhh, oooooooooooo eeeeeeeee.

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This was an argued question on my local radio station today: Is Michael Phelps the greatest athlete of ALL time?. Reason: physical capability. Challenge: you cannot compare sports. Thoughts? Absolutely not. The man is stunning at what does, awe inspiring even but compared to Jackie Robinson? or Jim Thorpe?, Michael Jordan? NO.

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Is ther anyone you would die for A few people.

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80s flashback time! What is your favorite tune by The Smiths? (videos welcome!) The Joshua Radin cover is pretty good too.

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Who are the "great thinkers" living today? Apparently DreAnna :) Steve Hawkings is not to shabby. Thomas Sowell is pretty smart. Edward Witten, Derek Parfit, oh and Homer Simpson.

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What was your first paying job? I was soccer referee. Couple hours every weekend.

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