Answerbag: genius-bag's questions

I have to take a child out tonite for 3 hours.Its winter, he has NO MONEY, it dark and cold. What the hell am I supposed to do with him?!!!!

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:07:16 -0800

I have to take a child out tonite for 3 hours.Its winter, he has NO MONEY, it dark and cold. What the hell am I supposed to do with him?!!!!

AB staff...are you getting the hate toward your new site? You've put in a lot of work but so many people hate the changes.What you gonna do?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:26:45 -0800

AB staff...are you getting the hate toward your new site? You've put in a lot of work but so many people hate the changes.What you gonna do?

Why can't I see how many answers there have already been to the questions on the homepage?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:28:35 -0800

Why can't I see how many answers there have already been to the questions on the homepage?

Do bisexuals have the best of both worlds?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:12:15 -0800

Do bisexuals have the best of both worlds?

Are sex dreams the best kind of dreams?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:09:36 -0800

Are sex dreams the best kind of dreams?

Are you spending too much time on AB?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:28:50 -0800

Are you spending too much time on AB?

Would you consider AB to be the 4th emergency service?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:20:25 -0800

Would you consider AB to be the 4th emergency service?

In MS Word i accidentally pressed something. Now when i type it types over what is written rather than typing in between two letters or characters. How do i fix it?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:04:36 -0800

In MS Word i accidentally pressed something. Now when i type it types *over* what is written rather than typing in between two letters or characters. How do i fix it?

Do you get scared when phoning in sick to work?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:06:29 -0800

Do you get scared when phoning in sick to work?

Do you refrain from asking some questions for fear of offending anyone or that your question may be taken the wrong way?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:35:36 -0800

Do you refrain from asking some questions for fear of offending anyone or that your question may be taken the wrong way?

We are all going to die eventually. How would you like to go out?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:27:22 -0800

We are all going to die eventually. How would you like to go out?

I am stuck in a tower with only a window. You have a rope but it is only as half as long as the tower. I cut the rope in half, tie the ends together, and safely climb down the rope to the ground. How?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:17:25 -0800

I am stuck in a tower with only a window. You have a rope but it is only as half as long as the tower. I cut the rope in half, tie the ends together, and safely climb down the rope to the ground. How?

If I am asked to state the intercept which one do I quote? Estimate, Std error, t value or Pr(>|t|)?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:04:29 -0800

If I am asked to state the intercept which one do I quote? Estimate, Std error, t value or Pr(>|t|)?

Does any one use chat rooms anymore?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:28:25 -0800

Does any one use chat rooms anymore?

AB tells me when I have answers, but not all of the time. Why?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:08:35 -0800

AB tells me when I have answers, but not all of the time. Why?

How 'crazy' do you feel on a daily basis?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:52:53 -0800

How 'crazy' do you feel on a daily basis?

What is taking up all my bandwidth? Its is only causing real problems when I stream video

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:49:04 -0800

What is taking up all my bandwidth? Its is only causing real problems when I stream video

Isn't that new form of advertising really annoying? When you scroll over a word and an advertisement box pops out! Its just constant bombardment!

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:00:40 -0800

Isn't that new form of advertising really annoying? When you scroll over a word and an advertisement box pops out! Its just constant bombardment!

Its my birthday today.I'm 28. Care to wish me a happy birthday?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:14:05 -0800

Its my birthday today.I'm 28. Care to wish me a happy birthday?

Where can I find some anti-manchester united propaganda?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:51:01 -0800

Where can I find some anti-manchester united propaganda?

Who else is tired of "Atheism" questions?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:25:08 -0800

Who else is tired of "Atheism" questions?

What is the story with Barack Obama since his election? Good or bad? Kept his promises or broke them?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:36:43 -0800

What is the story with Barack Obama since his election? Good or bad? Kept his promises or broke them?

What was the last naughty thing you did? come on, own up!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:07:11 -0800

What was the last naughty thing you did? come on, own up!

What is the best quality of a man?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:52:49 -0800

What is the best quality of a man?

What's all the rage with the ACAI diet?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:33:38 -0800

What's all the rage with the ACAI diet?

I think its degrading for women to wear clothes. Surely the female body should be celebrated for its beauty. Women should be banned from wearing clothes. What say you?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:03:45 -0800

I think its degrading for women to wear clothes. Surely the female body should be celebrated for its beauty. Women should be banned from wearing clothes. What say you?

If a vampire bit someone with HIV would they get AIDS?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:59:17 -0800

If a vampire bit someone with HIV would they get AIDS?

When is the first day of christmas?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:19:01 -0800

When is the first day of christmas?

Can you name a reason NOT to go the gym?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:56:38 -0800

Can you name a reason NOT to go the gym?

Its easy for girls to be sexy. what can a guy do to be more sexy?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:41:06 -0800

Its easy for girls to be sexy. what can a guy do to be more sexy?

How do you feel when no-one comments on your status in facebook?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:11:48 -0800

How do you feel when no-one comments on your status in facebook?

Do you prefer puppies or kittens?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:52:33 -0800

Do you prefer puppies or kittens?

Are you comfortable with your s/o having a poo while you are in the bathroom?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:11:00 -0800

Are you comfortable with your s/o having a poo while you are in the bathroom?

Why are there ladies on AB tonight? Shouldn't they be ironing/cooking/washing dishes/etc? :D

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:23:00 -0800

Why are there ladies on AB tonight? Shouldn't they be ironing/cooking/washing dishes/etc? :D

What is the strangest scenario you can think of with a midget, a pony, and a lawnmower?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:33:17 -0800

What is the strangest scenario you can think of with a midget, a pony, and a lawnmower?

Do you think of great questions when you are not on AB only to forget them when you get here?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:27:22 -0800

Do you think of great questions when you are not on AB only to forget them when you get here?

Do you find sarcasm funny?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:59:07 -0800

Do you find sarcasm funny?

What is the laziest way to lose weight?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:12:03 -0800

What is the laziest way to lose weight?

"This question has been rejected.nonsense". How annoying is this? AB is full of nonsense. What was wrong with my question?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:17:04 -0800

"This question has been rejected.nonsense". How annoying is this? AB is full of nonsense. What was wrong with my question?

?me like backwards talk you Can

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:39:55 -0800

?me like backwards talk you Can

Should I use a scatterplot for categorical variables? or continuous variables or both? (please help!)

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:20:44 -0800

Should I use a scatterplot for categorical variables? or continuous variables or both? (please help!)

So i ran a regression and got a p-value: < 2.2e-16. What does this mean?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:25:57 -0800

So i ran a regression and got a p-value: < 2.2e-16. What does this mean?

What would happen if someone took antidepressants regularly but wasn't depressed?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:05:47 -0800

What would happen if someone took antidepressants regularly but wasn't depressed?

If a virus killed off most of the human population, would that be such a bad thing?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:38:20 -0800

If a virus killed off most of the human population, would that be such a bad thing?

Ever been tempted to try dog food?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:34:24 -0800

Ever been tempted to try dog food?

I've been quite unhappy for many years. At times everything is fine but a lot of the time im just devoid of energy and fed up. Ive been depressed a few times but not chronically. you think its worth telling the gp?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:19:22 -0800

I've been quite unhappy for many years. At times everything is fine but a lot of the time im just devoid of energy and fed up. Ive been depressed a few times but not chronically. you think its worth telling the gp?

How would time be different if we lived on the moon?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:43:27 -0700

How would time be different if we lived on the moon?

What is the treatment for dysthymia?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:39:02 -0700

What is the treatment for dysthymia?

Have you ever licked somebody's feet?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:21:24 -0700

Have you ever licked somebody's feet?

Kinda bored and alone. Should I get drunk?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:53:14 -0700

Kinda bored and alone. Should I get drunk?

Does it sicken you to see animal species wiped out and the forests destroyed?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:17:09 -0700

Does it sicken you to see animal species wiped out and the forests destroyed?

Are you a Miscer?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:29:45 -0700

Are you a Miscer?

A girl with cash or a girl with class?

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:39:02 -0700

A girl with cash or a girl with class?

Can you tell who gives you points?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:19:09 -0700

Can you tell who gives you points?

Ever tear a big lump of cheese off and eat it?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:21:49 -0700

Ever tear a big lump of cheese off and eat it?

In Imageshack can I upload multiple images without losing the original picture size?

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 04:29:00 -0700

In Imageshack can I upload multiple images without losing the original picture size?

Im in the uk but have a cheque in american dollars. whats the best option on cashing it to get the most for my dollar?

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:36:18 -0700

Im in the uk but have a cheque in american dollars. whats the best option on cashing it to get the most for my dollar?

Is one woman really enough?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:06:50 -0700

Is one woman really enough?

We have the 'sales of goods act 1979' in the UK. Is there one for ELECTRONIC goods?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:31:10 -0700

We have the 'sales of goods act 1979' in the UK. Is there one for ELECTRONIC goods?

On the xbox 360, can i automatically sign my profile in when I switch on the console?

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:44:23 -0700

On the xbox 360, can i automatically sign my profile in when I switch on the console?

I'm sorry. forgive me?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:11:35 -0700

I'm sorry. forgive me?

What is tennis elbow? (2009-09-06)

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:35:54 -0700

What is tennis elbow? (2009-09-06)

What are you having for breakfast? (2009-09-06)

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:32:42 -0700

What are you having for breakfast? (2009-09-06)

Is 'laziness' a personality trait? or just a lack of motivation?

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 05:37:56 -0700

Is 'laziness' a personality trait? or just a lack of motivation?

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:35:52 -0700

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

Have you any funny musings on life? (eg Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones)

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:01:51 -0700

Have you any funny musings on life? (eg Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones)

Does it matter if your BMI is high (overweight) if that weight is just muscle and not fat?

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 10:52:50 -0700

Does it matter if your BMI is high (overweight) if that weight is just muscle and not fat?

Things you do by yourself when your partner isnt home?

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 10:42:40 -0700

Things you do by yourself when your partner isnt home?

If I kept eating, how long would it take for my stomach to explode?

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:57:10 -0700

If I kept eating, how long would it take for my stomach to explode?

I just watched 'Escape from New York' but i missed a bit. what was on the cassette tape?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:02:01 -0700

I just watched 'Escape from New York' but i missed a bit. what was on the cassette tape?

My download speed is 0.78 Mbs with the wireless. But its 8.9 Mbs with the ethernet cable attached. What would cause such a large difference?

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:57:14 -0700

My download speed is 0.78 Mbs with the wireless. But its 8.9 Mbs with the ethernet cable attached. What would cause such a large difference?

Its occurred to me that AB doesnt have much of a sense of humour. Especially with anything mildly crude,insulting or sick.?

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:33:06 -0700

Its occurred to me that AB doesnt have much of a sense of humour. Especially with anything mildly crude,insulting or sick.?

If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 14:15:50 -0700

If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?

What does the first lady do?

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:02:53 -0700

What does the first lady do?

I need a joke for the pub quiz tonight. Biggest laugh gets the bonus points! Do you have a good joke?

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:27:42 -0700

I need a joke for the pub quiz tonight. Biggest laugh gets the bonus points! Do you have a good joke?

Are you sick of "I say...you say..." questions?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:47:16 -0700

Are you sick of "I say...you say..." questions?

How do i update ALL the drivers on my computer?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:31:17 -0700

How do i update ALL the drivers on my computer?

How can I make stretching more fun and less painful and boring?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 13:46:25 -0700

How can I make stretching more fun and less painful and boring?

Is 774mg of cholesterol good or bad?

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:02:46 -0700

Is 774mg of cholesterol good or bad?

Has anyone else watched this video on the 9/11 pentagon strike? What they think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FhQc-LJ-o&feature=related

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:54:28 -0700

Has anyone else watched this video on the 9/11 pentagon strike? What they think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FhQc-LJ-o&feature=related

What can I make with sardines?

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:46:48 -0700

What can I make with sardines?

What is the Betty Ford clinic?

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:59:42 -0700

What is the Betty Ford clinic?

I got creatine powder. how often do i take it?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:25:22 -0700

I got creatine powder. how often do i take it?

What is the best mp3 player for around £30?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:55:22 -0700

What is the best mp3 player for around £30?

What are some low fat foods that will help me bulk up?

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:24:07 -0700

What are some low fat foods that will help me bulk up?

Is michael Jackson's death a conspiracy? Is he still alive?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:25:35 -0700

Is michael Jackson's death a conspiracy? Is he still alive?

Is Michael owen a traitor?

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:24:20 -0700

Is Michael owen a traitor?

I found out im two inches smaller than I thought I was. How would you feel if you found out you werent as tall as you thought you were?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:22:05 -0700

I found out im two inches smaller than I thought I was. How would you feel if you found out you werent as tall as you thought you were?

Competition! 1pt for entry and 3pts for the correct answer! I weigh 68.6kg. But how much of that is water? (answers in kg please). [answer in half an hour :) ]

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:25:07 -0700

Competition! 1pt for entry and 3pts for the correct answer! I weigh 68.6kg. But how much of that is water? (answers in kg please). [answer in half an hour :) ]

If I done an MSc in cognitive neuroscience could I easily go on to do a PHD in clinical psychology if I decide to change careers?

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 13:41:53 -0700

If I done an MSc in cognitive neuroscience could I easily go on to do a PHD in clinical psychology if I decide to change careers?

I have a million dollar cheque for you. you must get it tonight. ONLY Michael Jackson is available to babysit your kids. do you still come?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:28:09 -0700

I have a million dollar cheque for you. you must get it tonight. ONLY Michael Jackson is available to babysit your kids. do you still come?

I asked a question yesterday (june 09) and today it has answers from 2006! how did that happen?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:53:12 -0700

I asked a question yesterday (june 09) and today it has answers from 2006! how did that happen?

I have frozen chicken. it says to defrost before use but can i boil it from frozen?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:30:15 -0700

I have frozen chicken. it says to defrost before use but can i boil it from frozen?

Im about to go to bed. id like something positive to think about before i nod off. you have something positive to say?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:31:31 -0700

Im about to go to bed. id like something positive to think about before i nod off. you have something positive to say?

Do you use your real picture as your avitar?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:31:15 -0700

Do you use your real picture as your avitar?

Do you know anyone with swine flu?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:29:05 -0700

Do you know anyone with swine flu?

Were elephants the size of dogs millions of years ago?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:09:38 -0700

Were elephants the size of dogs millions of years ago?

Were hamsters the size of cars millions of years ago?

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:08:19 -0700

Were hamsters the size of cars millions of years ago?

Do you make sweet potatoes like regular potatoes?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:40:16 -0700

Do you make sweet potatoes like regular potatoes?

Where is a good online place to buy mens t-shirts? (not ebay)

Sun, 31 May 2009 11:54:29 -0700

Where is a good online place to buy mens t-shirts? (not ebay)