Answerbag: DudeLer 2's answers

Answer to Has pres. Obama put in for his citizenship yet? since he was'nt born in America.

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:26:51 -0800

Has pres. Obama put in for his citizenship yet? since he was'nt born in America.

he was born in Hawaii.

Answer to How can credit cards companies expect you to pay when you lost your job and have been out of work for months?

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:22:05 -0800

How can credit cards companies expect you to pay when you lost your job and have been out of work for months?

you can work out a payment system with them. or get them consolidated into one payment. yah, the crud finance companies want your blood. you borrowed it, they want it back at 25 percent interest plus late charges.the whole country is out of work. my credit card people want me to go college and...

Answer to Are you unfluffable?:)

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:07:00 -0800

Are you unfluffable?:)

I cant say I have never been fluffed. I was fluffable. ;)

Answer to Has Christian fundamentalism lost popularity since Obama came to power?

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:05:25 -0800

Has Christian fundamentalism lost popularity since Obama came to power?

Bush was a Christian Fundamentalist. He believed God gave him his marching orders.

Answer to What do you think about people who condone incest?

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:04:03 -0800

What do you think about people who condone incest?

Condoning is nothing compared to being incest active.

Answer to Are you going to Ab on Christmas Day?

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 00:01:43 -0800

Are you going to Ab on Christmas Day?

I went to farmville on Christmas Day and New Years Day. And today as a matter of fact.

Answer to Is it good to not want to have sex until marriage? Or are you going to be left out? Should I change my decision?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:54:57 -0800

Is it good to not want to have sex until marriage? Or are you going to be left out? Should I change my decision?

Leave sex for marriage. Just stick with heavy petting and you will be fine.

Answer to its really cold outside and your heater isn't working how do you stay warm?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:53:46 -0800

its really cold outside and your heater isn't working how do you stay warm?

I wear my clothes to bed and cover up with lots of blankets. My own little body furnace warms up my little tent interior. It works for me.

Answer to did you let the love of your life pass by?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:52:05 -0800

did you let the love of your life pass by?

I did. Distance killed us. She was on the west coast. I was on the east coast. I started dating and married one of them. My true love just disappeared off the face of the map. I found her years later, married with no children. Her guy was jealous of me.

Answer to Do you have a brain?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:49:23 -0800

Do you have a brain?

I have a wee tiny brain. It does my impulse thinking.

Answer to Is happiness real, or imagined? Some people roll with the punches and are cheerful all the time. How can this be?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:48:12 -0800

Is happiness real, or imagined? Some people roll with the punches and are cheerful all the time. How can this be?

they have the world by the tail and a pocket full of rainbows.

Answer to Hey i am getting wet dreams for last three months most frequently because is stopped masturabting ....tel some idea to prevent this wet dreams

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:07:35 -0800

Hey i am getting wet dreams for last three months most frequently because is stopped masturabting ....tel some idea to prevent this wet dreams

some ice cubes in your jockey shorts before bedtime is good. your dreams will still be wet, but it will just be water.

Answer to How do i know if I'm losing my hearing? my ears ring, one ear tends to go 'blank' sometimes. what can i do to stop this? should i learn sign

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:04:29 -0800

How do i know if I'm losing my hearing? my ears ring, one ear tends to go 'blank' sometimes. what can i do to stop this? should i learn sign

sounds like wax in your ears. get a cleaning kit. blue water squisher that sucks warm water and squirts it into your ear canal. use a was expholient to break up the wax...a coconut cooking oil works for me.

Answer to i smoked a week ago, and i have an appointment in 2 days. how do i flush out my system?!

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:14:42 -0800

i smoked a week ago, and i have an appointment in 2 days. how do i flush out my system?!

Just go and say you were in range of a smoker. any masking attempt could send you to jail. is jail worth it?

Answer to how do i become a judge? Does having a degree in Political Science and going to Law School helps?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:13:12 -0800

how do i become a judge? Does having a degree in Political Science and going to Law School helps?

It helps. it takes a law degree and a doctorate to be a Judge. plus experience being a lawyer.

Answer to Can an illegal immigrant Qualify for a Prescription for Medical Marijuana in California? (southern)

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:11:43 -0800

Can an illegal immigrant Qualify for a Prescription for Medical Marijuana in California? (southern)

probably. dont ask dont tell. he/she just needs a script from a physician.

Answer to can someone please answer this question.......Am I depressed or not?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:10:28 -0800

can someone please answer this question.......Am I depressed or not?

Not. You are just sad. Your expectations are not getting fulfilled.

Answer to How can i generally live a happier life? not allowing myself to worry so much?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:02:24 -0800

How can i generally live a happier life? not allowing myself to worry so much?

Stay solvent. dont borrow money on a credit card. dont get a mortgage. rent and pay your taxes...eventually buy some property and build your own home. work hard and learn several skills. Get all the licenses your department of motor vehicles allows.

Answer to What are the Pros and Cons of joining the US Military, Army, or Navy?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:59:50 -0800

What are the Pros and Cons of joining the US Military, Army, or Navy?

the army carrys a gun. the navy doesnt. the army is on land. the navy is on a ship. the army has automatic pay increases. the navy has qualifications and exams. the army has specialists and hard strippers. the navy has lifers with years on their sleeves. you have to know how to swim in...

Answer to What is the best way to kill myself? Something easy and painless, my life is horrible and I need it to end now.

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:54:30 -0800

What is the best way to kill myself? Something easy and painless, my life is horrible and I need it to end now.

saran wrap around your head covering your nose and mouth...then duck tape your wrists together while you hug a telephone pole. outside is best place to die. its a common method. death is generally painful. Our mind slows down so that death is not an acceptable option. It will seem like you are...

Answer to I hate myself. I can't go long without cutting. I come from a good Christian family but I have no one I can talk to. I need help...

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:44:23 -0800

I hate myself. I can't go long without cutting. I come from a good Christian family but I have no one I can talk to. I need help...

You could cut your hair and yell and scream. Or you could cut your finger nails and toes nails and have a conniption fit. Why not cut yourself in the throat area...like on the left where you feel a strong pulse. Cutters are just sissy wanna be deaders.

Answer to I would like to live and work in hawaii... Is it easy for an european?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:23:52 -0800

I would like to live and work in hawaii... Is it easy for an european?

Hawaii is packed with people looking for work. Its packed with locals who dont want to work. It is the tourist haven of the Pacific. It is expensive to live there. Sure, go and check it out. Maybe Craig's List has data for Hawaii. Me? I would go to some UK territories. Or some USA territories....

Answer to Why is it there are more interracial couples who happen to be White male vs. Oriental women as opposed to White women vs. Oriental men?

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:24:09 -0800

Why is it there are more interracial couples who happen to be White male vs. Oriental women as opposed to White women vs. Oriental men?

most white males like beautiful oriental women. most white women like beautiful men. most oriental men are not beautiful. most oriental men have inner beauty. most white women only look for outter beauty.

Answer to This guy keeps flirting with my girlfriend, i told him to stop and he wont, now he wants to fight me. Is there any reason i should hold back from fighting him?

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:15:06 -0800

This guy keeps flirting with my girlfriend, i told him to stop and he wont, now he wants to fight me. Is there any reason i should hold back from fighting him?

three years later...did you beat up the guy?

Answer to Im 45 years old, look young and feel young for my age, But i want to date younger, Where is good place to meet. Relationship in mind !

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:07:10 -0800

Im 45 years old, look young and feel young for my age, But i want to date younger, Where is good place to meet. Relationship in mind !

activities for single people at a Unitarian Church.

Answer to What's the best way to get over horniness

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:36:11 -0800

What's the best way to get over horniness

meditate. breathe in breathe out.

Answer to ok. so i need some help.. i have to make a website. but i have no clue how to do this html stuff..

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:31:47 -0800

ok. so i need some help.. i have to make a website. but i have no clue how to do this html stuff..

what do you know now?

Answer to ok. so i need some help.. i have to make a website. but i have no clue how to do this html stuff..

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:31:42 -0800

ok. so i need some help.. i have to make a website. but i have no clue how to do this html stuff..

the important thing to learn is to write the page in notebook and save the page as .htm.

Answer to Any tips on being an exchange student in France?

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:30:12 -0800

Any tips on being an exchange student in France?

decide to learn upper level French. not the low level. or dont learn French at all.

Answer to Why dont people who downrated me have the guts to at least say why and who they are?

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:19:30 -0800

Why dont people who downrated me have the guts to at least say why and who they are?

Hey, I am down rating you because I dont like your attitude. Like it or lump it.

Answer to What is the nastiest thing you saw on your bed?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:34:21 -0800

What is the nastiest thing you saw on your bed?

blood from a nose bleed.

Answer to Are you a Sunday School dropout?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:33:13 -0800

Are you a Sunday School dropout?

NO. I just stopped going. I used to go to SS as an adult.

Answer to What would call the child of Burger King and Dairy Queen?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:31:59 -0800

What would call the child of Burger King and Dairy Queen?

Micky

Answer to Have you gotten into the spirits of the season yet?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:31:10 -0800

Have you gotten into the spirits of the season yet?

the seasonal spirit didnt occur for me this year. i had pre shopped and missed the hustle and bustle of last minute shoppers.

Answer to Do you want an ambulance on standby at every McDonald's?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:29:24 -0800

Do you want an ambulance on standby at every McDonald's?

I know those guys, they were zooming past me with their siren's going full blast, they were traveling at least eighty miles per hour. traffic was getting out of their way. where did they end up? McDonald's for their lunch.

Answer to In your opinion, whats the best way to keep/make a knife sharp?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:26:54 -0800

In your opinion, whats the best way to keep/make a knife sharp?

to not use it.

Answer to A handyman I fixed problems that occurred in house and landlord knew I did, can I be reimburse for work on rented house at end of lease?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:23:33 -0800

A handyman I fixed problems that occurred in house and landlord knew I did, can I be reimburse for work on rented house at end of lease?

usually you submit your reciepts at the end of the month for a discounted rent payment. landlords love to increase the rent for tenants who fix problems and improve the situation.

Answer to How do I troll now that there is no downrating system?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:20:49 -0800

How do I troll now that there is no downrating system?

you could be a posi troll and like all the questions and all the answers. then the next day you could unlike all the likes and be a nega troll.

Answer to When eating out, do you prefer a booth or a table?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:12:02 -0800

When eating out, do you prefer a booth or a table?

I like a booth best.

Answer to Man, I got things to do today, I can't be stuck here on AB are you?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:11:13 -0800

Man, I got things to do today, I can't be stuck here on AB are you?

yah, often times twenty minutes turn into an hour. then a stint on itsyourturn.com and another stint on farmville.com and the day is over.

Answer to What did a postage stamp cost the first time you ever used one?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:09:28 -0800

What did a postage stamp cost the first time you ever used one?

three cents for a letter. such a deal...and it got there the next day.

Answer to Are you a frequent or a slightly obsessed postal mail user?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:08:09 -0800

Are you a frequent or a slightly obsessed postal mail user?

i send snail mail letters. i always opt for the printed statement instead of one sent email. I have snail mail pen pals. They have no access to the net, or vow to never touch a computer. I enjoy receiving a real snail mail letter. I still try and get on every mailorder catalog snail mail list. we...

Answer to When will the human race begin further evolution?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:05:23 -0800

When will the human race begin further evolution?

its already happening with people realizing they can use their minds in ways they never realized. students know so much more now in grade school and high school. accerlated learning is for anyone who is interested. faster reading speeds, higher comprehension for more and more people is an...

Answer to At what age do both men and women become less sexually intersted completely?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:02:33 -0800

At what age do both men and women become less sexually intersted completely?

for some women its the early sixties, for some men it is never.

Answer to How long do you think it will take to win the 'war on terrorism'?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:00:34 -0800

How long do you think it will take to win the 'war on terrorism'?

When the usa govt stops interferring with the the Afghanistan farmers growing opium poppies.

Answer to Did you win the lotto?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:58:29 -0800

Did you win the lotto?

I buy tickets and check them a month later. It gives me false hope inbetween. I havent won yet. I will win. I am a winner!

Answer to Did we make the right decision voting in Barack Obama as President? Havent seen him do too much lately but hey thats my point of view folks.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:51:24 -0800

Did we make the right decision voting in Barack Obama as President? Havent seen him do too much lately but hey thats my point of view folks.

yes, I think we would be in a worse situation with the republican choices. it is really too bad we could not vote in another party. Neither one of the republican choices had moral fiber. they were clowns on camera.

Answer to I need a good excuse for why I can't hand in the essay I haven't written. And yes, I am aware that I should have just written it.

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 18:44:43 -0800

I need a good excuse for why I can't hand in the essay I haven't written. And yes, I am aware that I should have just written it.

a blank sheet of paper with your name on it works...it gets you the opportunity for a second chance.

Answer to What is the best way to produce hot water for a shower when you live off grid and you haven't yet bought the solar panels !!!?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:50:57 -0800

What is the best way to produce hot water for a shower when you live off grid and you haven't yet bought the solar panels !!!?

hang black plastic garbage bags with five gallons of water...you dont want it too heavy...in the sunshine. pour it into your already made shower tank. you could tie off the top and lay it on the top of vehicle. or put out several in the morning for other uses as well. one must consider that the...

Answer to What made you choose the area you live in?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:03:11 -0800

What made you choose the area you live in?

I came here to go to school. Then I got a job here. Then I got married here. There are sure lots better places to be.

Answer to What will be your greatest or worst memories of 2009?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:01:00 -0800

What will be your greatest or worst memories of 2009?

The Tiger Woods incident was the worst memory of the year. It just overshadowed anything else that happened. Who would have thought...now all the sports figuires are subject to romantic scrutinization.

Answer to Do you find Poetry fasinating or boring?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:57:17 -0800

Do you find Poetry fasinating or boring?

Poetry is basically boring. Short spurts are fun. Longfellow is interesting for a few pages. That Frost guy brings pleasant images to mind. In the long run, it gets boring. Poetry works for short spurts.

Answer to What can happen if a housefly enters our body while we are breathing in?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:32:53 -0800

What can happen if a housefly enters our body while we are breathing in?

It will lay eggs in your lung and the babies will come out your tear ducts in your eyes.

Answer to I am fifteen, 5'7", female, and 173 pounds. My weight needs to change. How might I go about this?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:31:57 -0800

I am fifteen, 5'7", female, and 173 pounds. My weight needs to change. How might I go about this?

walk everywhere. run when you feel like it. morning and evening go for a forty minute walk. twenty out and twenty minutes return. it will increase your metabolism so you will lose weight while you sleep.

Answer to What would really hurt?

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 10:38:11 -0800