Answerbag: Milk Man's answers

Answer to What is a good Valentine's Day gift to send to someone overseas?

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:13:08 -0800

What is a good Valentine's Day gift to send to someone overseas?

My question was totally reworded! What I was wondering was, what is a great thing to do for or to send my girlfriend while I am overseas! Im stationed in South Korea and am having a hard time thinking of what to send my girlfriend, who lives in California. It may be too late now though

Answer to How do you become a professional lyricist?

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:30:35 -0800

How do you become a professional lyricist?

Expand your vocabulary, practice rhyming words with as many other words as you can, relate to or amuse people, be creative, have appeal, develope your style(s), learn the definitions of words you've always used but never could define and appreciate the craft.

Answer to Why does a ball bounce?

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:03:47 -0800

Why does a ball bounce?

A ball bounces because there are springs inside them - joke. Actually everything bounces. How high the trip upwards depends on how hard the trip down was. "Every action has an equal but opposite reaction" Newton. And when you factor in all the present constants and variables...

Answer to In NFL football, why isn't a play where the quarterback runs for minus yardage called a sack?

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 14:53:45 -0700

In NFL football, why isn't a play where the quarterback runs for minus yardage called a sack?

Because he makes the concious effort to actually run as a means of gaining yardage instead of staying in pocket scanning the field in throw position or scrambling to avoid any disruption in his attempt to make a passing completion... I guess

Answer to My girlfriend gave a back massage to another guy, but they're only friends. Was this cheating?

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 02:24:18 -0700

My girlfriend gave a back massage to another guy, but they're only friends. Was this cheating?

Ok... there isn't only two choices here. You shouldn't just consider A. or B. There are middle grounds and I believe this is one of them. First of all there are a couple of different typed of massaging... clothing on/off, but thats not the point. Things like back rubs are middle...

Answer to Is it cheating if you have a sexual encounter outside your relationship with someone of the same sex?

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 01:59:45 -0700

Is it cheating if you have a sexual encounter outside your relationship with someone of the same sex?

Heavens no... HELL YES!!!

Answer to What features will the PS3 have? I've heard rumors of a built-in screen and 15 hour battery life.

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 04:53:16 -0700

What features will the PS3 have? I've heard rumors of a built-in screen and 15 hour battery life.

Yea and a pull-out foot spa too

Answer to I cheated on my boyfriend by performing oral sex on another guy. Now he can't bear having me do it to him. How can I help him get over it?

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:53:08 -0700

I cheated on my boyfriend by performing oral sex on another guy. Now he can't bear having me do it to him. How can I help him get over it?

Ok... put yourself in HIS shoes. Now, would you forgive him if he performed oral intercourse on another woman? Don't say you would just because you'd want him to. You'd be mmmadly in love to forgive that. Oral sex just seems like something more deliberate and thought out. I could...

Answer to How many gigabytes of memory storage does the human brain have?

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:25:07 -0700

How many gigabytes of memory storage does the human brain have?

Im not smart enough to know this off hand but this should help: Any answer to this question should be taken with several grains of salt. Digital computers and brains don't work the same way. For one thing, every memory location in a computer is created equal. You can move stuff from one...

Answer to Is it okay to use the handicapped stall in a public restroom if you're not handicapped?

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:45:04 -0700

Is it okay to use the handicapped stall in a public restroom if you're not handicapped?

Ok... as simple as this seems... it's not. There is no right or wrong answer. You could argue that it is wrong or right for a long time. So, you're looking for opinions since opinions are what will ultimately give you an answer youre comfortable enough with. First lets mention what...

Answer to Can I wear a dress sports shirt untucked with a sport coat?

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 06:41:42 -0700

Can I wear a dress sports shirt untucked with a sport coat?

There are no longer any boundries in the world of fashion... but I wouldn't do it.

Answer to How can I play Nintendo, X Box and Playstation games on a PC?

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:59:27 -0700

How can I play Nintendo, X Box and Playstation games on a PC?

Get an emulator: http://www.emulator-zone.com/ (sorry I dont know the HTML codes to make this a hyperlink)

Answer to Which system is better - PS2, Gamecube, or Xbox?

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:28:06 -0700

Which system is better - PS2, Gamecube, or Xbox?

Ok... really? I dont think that any one console is better than the other... I base my choice on the games available on each (which all have their greats) I like XBOX for for any type of game; sports, FPS, fighting, racing, etc. because, honestly, it does run better/faster and has better...

Answer to I'm repeatedly being rejected by girls left and right. What am I doing wrong?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 13:13:04 -0700

I'm repeatedly being rejected by girls left and right. What am I doing wrong?

You know, you may be wasting your time doing what youre doing. Not to sound mean or anything but it sounds like youre fixed on the quantity of women you approach instead of the quality of your approach. Look, I've been around the world enough to theorize, with my cultural experience,...

Answer to When someone is described as a "player", what does that mean?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:53:41 -0700

When someone is described as a "player", what does that mean?

The label, "player" is used so loosely now. A player is pretty much someone (male/female) who has no intention of being monogamous.

Answer to Can someone teach/ask somebody to love that person?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:42:42 -0700

Can someone teach/ask somebody to love that person?

I agree with Anonymous. Love is manifested from within. No one can give you tips, suggestions, instructions or directions on how to love. You can definitely learn to love, but only from yourself through observation or just naturally. Children... they're not taught to love their siblings,...

Answer to Can someone really be afraid of falling in love?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:32:52 -0700

Can someone really be afraid of falling in love?

Of course someone can be afraid to fall in love. Usually it's because they have been hurt by someone they loved before and they dont want to go through that again. Love is inevitable though and sometimes you/he/she just need to trust your/his/her heart.

Answer to What is true love?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:16:21 -0700

What is true love?

Wow, there are so many answers that mine may not be as significant. Since love is an intangible and obscure existence... let me tell you what I think 'feels' like true love - I get choked up telling her how much I care about her. - I feel pain every time she hurts. - every couple I...

Answer to My best friend is also my ex. We dated for four years and I want him back, but I don't want to risk the friendship. How should I tell him?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:25:46 -0700

My best friend is also my ex. We dated for four years and I want him back, but I don't want to risk the friendship. How should I tell him?

You should definitely let him know how you feel, but in the subtlest and most recoverable way you can. Supressed feelings eventually burst out into something overly dramatic and you wouldnt want that. I wouldnt worry about your friendship going away, you two have obviously overcame whatever you...

Answer to I asked my cousin's best friend for financial help, but he wants me to tell my cousin first before he'll help me out. He says it's out of respect for my cousin. Is this just an excuse?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:59:19 -0700

I asked my cousin's best friend for financial help, but he wants me to tell my cousin first before he'll help me out. He says it's out of respect for my cousin. Is this just an excuse?

It very possibly could be just an excuse for him not to have to fork out the money, but there are still honest men out there. I honestly believe that he did have that consideration for you and your cousin's relationship. I would have got offended if my cousin went to a friend of mine before...

Answer to Why would a guy rather remain promiscuous than be with his "dream girl"?

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:54:31 -0700

Why would a guy rather remain promiscuous than be with his "dream girl"?

I, personally, would rather be with my "dream girl". -Thanks for that comment Martinez... ignorant -F*******... you're so damn ignorant playa... couple w/ M*******... repeat after me, "I am... Sofa King... Retarded"

Answer to What exactly is the Internet?

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:25:38 -0700

What exactly is the Internet?

The internet is a giant lifeform born in the Philippines or... just look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

Answer to I cheated on my boyfriend by performing oral sex on another guy. Now he can't bear having me do it to him. How can I help him get over it?

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:14:59 -0700

I cheated on my boyfriend by performing oral sex on another guy. Now he can't bear having me do it to him. How can I help him get over it?

You can't! Nothing's worse than having a girlfriend that has been degraded (sexually) by another man. Pyschologically damaging. -and when I say degraded, I'm meaning through his eyes she had degraded herself. -- ok... in his mind, is a mental picture of his GF being sexually...

Answer to What is the highest amount of money ever paid for a Barbie doll?

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 06:54:34 -0700

What is the highest amount of money ever paid for a Barbie doll?

Im sure someone has given their life for one! Humans are strange... needful creatures. And I know it asked for monetary value... it was just an expression. I think Scottythinks likes me.

Answer to Why doesn't the US president write his own speeches?

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 03:49:09 -0700

Why doesn't the US president write his own speeches?

Why doesn't Ronald McDonald cook and serve to the public his own food? Because he has other people to do it!!!

Answer to Why is watching a sunset not harmful to the eyes?

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 02:55:25 -0700

Why is watching a sunset not harmful to the eyes?

Here's an answer that didnt come out of a butt. When you see the sun on the horizon does it not look bigger also? When the sun sets it is at its furthest visible distance from you but appears larger also. That is because there is a lot more of earth's atmosphere between you and the sun...