Answerbag: Anon's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/359142 New Answerbag answers from Anon Wed, 30 May 2012 03:43:14 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 03:43:14 -0700 Answer to Why do men get circumcised? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512280 Why do men get circumcised?<br /><br />Psychopathy. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:20:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512280 Answer to Why is everyone circumcised!? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512277 Why is everyone circumcised!?<br /><br />I&#039;m not. I&#039;ll keep all of my penis, thankyou very much. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:19:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512277 Answer to Should I hook up with a coworker? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512274 Should I hook up with a coworker?<br /><br />Definitely. Especially if they&#039;re already in a relationship, particularly with someone else in your workplace. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:19:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512274 Answer to Can life exist without conflicts/wars? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511259 Can life exist without conflicts/wars?<br /><br />Uh, no. See, there are lots of things that are called &#039;organisms&#039;. It just so happens that said &#039;organisms&#039;, when unable to create their own food, need to consume other &#039;organisms&#039; to survive. This has been known to cause conflict. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:55:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511259 Answer to Do really sarcastic people ever get on your nerves? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511219 Do really sarcastic people ever get on your nerves?<br /><br />Nooooo, never! Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:48:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511219 Answer to I have just had my boob reduction. Men: would the scars on a womans breats turn you off? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511140 I have just had my boob reduction. Men: would the scars on a womans breats turn you off?<br /><br />Not really, no. I rather like such characteristics. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:39:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511140 Answer to Does knowing yourself mean loosing your true identity? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511114 Does knowing yourself mean loosing your true identity?<br /><br />I rarely loosen my identity. I keep it tightly bound. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:35:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511114 Answer to Would you care for a grilled sticky? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511103 Would you care for a grilled sticky?<br /><br />What the hell is a grilled sticky? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:32:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511103 Answer to How much does it cost to have a cat's toe amputated? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511084 How much does it cost to have a cat's toe amputated?<br /><br />Depends. Is the cat alive? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:29:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511084 Answer to What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510846 What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol<br /><br />This question could really be taken in a dirty manner. I suppose I&#039;d fall under &#039;one pump and release&#039;. I really can&#039;t stand shaking hands. I find it somewhat creepy. Come to think of it, possibly due to the aforementioned &#039;dirtiness&#039;. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:55:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510846 Answer to When will you die ? no body can truthfully answer this question!!!! so if you dont know when then why do you live your life like it can not be the next few minutes that you leave this earth? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510827 When will you die ? no body can truthfully answer this question!!!! so if you dont know when then why do you live your life like it can not be the next few minutes that you leave this earth?<br /><br />I don&#039;t live every day like it&#039;s my last due to experience. I haven&#039;t died on any particular day, so every single day it&#039;s reinforced that I probably wont die that day. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:52:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510827 Answer to Ok, a person was fired from our local Wal-mart for saying Merry Christmas. What happened to freedom of speech? Last time I checked this was America, right? What are your feelings on this, should Wally be able to take away such a right? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502266 Ok, a person was fired from our local Wal-mart for saying Merry Christmas. What happened to freedom of speech? Last time I checked this was America, right? What are your feelings on this, should Wally be able to take away such a right?<br /><br />Don&#039;t be ridiculous. You&#039;ve never had freedom of speech. Also, I get the feeling it was probably a store rule. Also, also, I get the feeling this is old news. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:52:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502266 Answer to Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502248 Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?<br /><br />Barking is a warning device. And sniffing in that area can tell a dog more about another than sniffing any other area. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:50:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502248 Answer to My neighbors have a dog that barks all night long. I'm to the point where I'm going to rip all my hair out. Should I say something or just go bald. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502241 My neighbors have a dog that barks all night long. I'm to the point where I'm going to rip all my hair out. Should I say something or just go bald.<br /><br />Allow me to put a different perspective forward. We have a dog that will bark at anything and everything. Sometimes even more than that. It pisses us off. A lot. Training a dog out of barking is a really really really bad idea, because then, if threatened, they&#039;ll go straight to biting... Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:49:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502241 Answer to Do with this what you will. would you like to come to your senses? Praise God! your decision. God's will be Done! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502099 Do with this what you will. would you like to come to your senses? Praise God! your decision. God's will be Done!<br /><br />It&#039;s a murkle! Lawdy lawdy lawdy! Gawd be praysd. No, just no. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:29:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502099 Answer to Would you consider marrying someone you met online, talked online with cam and voice for two years, and met in person twice for three weeks each time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502094 Would you consider marrying someone you met online, talked online with cam and voice for two years, and met in person twice for three weeks each time?<br /><br />There are a few circumstances in which I would have considered such a thing, but I doubt it. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:28:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502094 Answer to My knuckle above my pinky finger is really swollen, bruised & squishy. i dont know if it is broke, fractured, busted, cracked or what. it's from punching a couple of walls & stuff but yeah, my wrist is hurt to.. what do you think it is?? plz help, thnx. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502090 My knuckle above my pinky finger is really swollen, bruised & squishy. i dont know if it is broke, fractured, busted, cracked or what. it's from punching a couple of walls & stuff but yeah, my wrist is hurt to.. what do you think it is?? plz help, thnx.<br /><br />It&#039;s quite probably a fracture. Is there any splitting of the skin? Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:28:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502090 Answer to I need some facts about gay marriage? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502085 I need some facts about gay marriage?<br /><br />Gay marriage: Gays marry. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:27:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502085 Answer to Did you embrace the accent you were brought up with or have you tried to change it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502065 Did you embrace the accent you were brought up with or have you tried to change it?<br /><br />Well, my father was from Sydney and my mum was from Adelaide. I&#039;ve got a bit of a hybrid. Far more mild than their accents though. I doubt I could change it. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:25:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502065 Answer to Have you ever felt the interest to "make a computer virus". . what virus name would you use? .. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502052 Have you ever felt the interest to "make a computer virus". . what virus name would you use? ..<br /><br />I certainly have. Mountain Plague, I called it. Not sure where I got the name from. Put about 300 computers into an infinite loop. Funny as fuck. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:23:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502052 Answer to Men how would you make me fall madly inlove with you, what are your secrets to seduction? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499769 Men how would you make me fall madly inlove with you, what are your secrets to seduction?<br /><br />My dick is made of chocolate and ejaculates money. In love yet? Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:23:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499769 Answer to Obama is anti-gun I know that he doesn't want people to own semi auto's or assult rifles. I own them all. And I am a concealed carry permit holder. Do you think he can take these rights away?? Can he take my guns I already own? Or revoke my permit? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499754 Obama is anti-gun I know that he doesn't want people to own semi auto's or assult rifles. I own them all. And I am a concealed carry permit holder. Do you think he can take these rights away?? Can he take my guns I already own? Or revoke my permit?<br /><br />The president can&#039;t do shit. He&#039;s also admitted to being against gay marriage, but doesn&#039;t think his opinion should be imposed upon other people. Weird concept, I know. In the end, the issue of guns will come down to a majority vote. And yes, guns and permits can be taken away.... Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:19:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499754 Answer to Why does my dog chew at its paw until it bleeds?Tried bitter liquied,etc. no luck. There has been a change in family life where there is nolonger anyone home during the day. What would be a suggested remedy? We've tried a allergy food for 8wks no luck. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499714 Why does my dog chew at its paw until it bleeds?Tried bitter liquied,etc. no luck. There has been a change in family life where there is nolonger anyone home during the day. What would be a suggested remedy? We've tried a allergy food for 8wks no luck.<br /><br />It&#039;s possible that the dog has an injury, they sometimes will inflict pain upon themselves to distract them from other pain. What breed is it? Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:12:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8499714 Answer to How do you beg for sex? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491574 How do you beg for sex?<br /><br />I don&#039;t. People beg me. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:13:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491574 Answer to Here's the real story of why Chris Brown beat up Rhiana. Can you blame him? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491572 Here's the real story of why Chris Brown beat up Rhiana. Can you blame him?<br /><br />Of course it&#039;s reasonable. She quoted a Jesse McCartney song. Didn&#039;t anyone know about this? Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:13:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491572 Answer to Why does my back always have to itch at the one spot I can't reach, and while I am driving no less??!! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491236 Why does my back always have to itch at the one spot I can't reach, and while I am driving no less??!!<br /><br />It&#039;s to annoy you. Your brain&#039;s idea of a joke. Also, you can&#039;t reach something on your back? Crazy. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:02:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491236 Answer to Do unclean spirits travel in groups or by themselves? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491232 Do unclean spirits travel in groups or by themselves?<br /><br />Spirits travel in groups called &#039;bottles&#039;. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:01:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491232 Answer to Who here is sick of Rottweilers bad reputation? I am. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491231 Who here is sick of Rottweilers bad reputation? I am.<br /><br />I certainly am. We took care of a rotty for a while. Biggest sook ever. Sooo nice to be around. A lot of people just don&#039;t get that they&#039;re trained into the aggression. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:01:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491231 Answer to Why do men prefer Asian women? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491225 Why do men prefer Asian women?<br /><br />I have no idea. I just find them quite attractive. I wouldn&#039;t say I &#039;prefer&#039; them though. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:00:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491225 Answer to If I am on birth control can my lover ejaculate inside me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491187 If I am on birth control can my lover ejaculate inside me?<br /><br />Probably. The chances of getting pregnant, even when not on birth control, are laughable. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:51:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491187 Answer to Do you have a secret that might hurt your relationship with your partner? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491184 Do you have a secret that might hurt your relationship with your partner?<br /><br />Potentially. I don&#039;t think she quite knows just how much I like gingerbread. Also, kudos to you, putting this in the &#039;nonsense questions&#039; section. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:50:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491184 Answer to Is pornography as harmful to men as it is degrading to women? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491172 Is pornography as harmful to men as it is degrading to women?<br /><br />I didn&#039;t know it was either. Statistics, please. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:47:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8491172 Answer to Why does it seem like some men perpetuate the dirt bag male stereotype yet turn around and say they're "different" from all the others? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490900 Why does it seem like some men perpetuate the dirt bag male stereotype yet turn around and say they're "different" from all the others?<br /><br />Males are douches. I&#039;m experienced. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:28:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490900 Answer to Do men like fake nails or natural nails better? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490892 Do men like fake nails or natural nails better? Why?<br /><br />Can&#039;t stand them. No idea why they get them. Icky icky icky. And they are detrimental to certain..activities. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:27:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490892 Answer to "Adult film" actress HOLLY SAMPSON (in the LINKed photo right below this question) is alleged to be Tiger Woods' latest revealed mistress. Would it be accurate to say that, using a Golfing term, she is Tiger's "19th Hole?" http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490881 "Adult film" actress HOLLY SAMPSON (in the LINKed photo right below this question) is alleged to be Tiger Woods' latest revealed mistress. Would it be accurate to say that, using a Golfing term, she is Tiger's "19th Hole?"<br /><br />19th, you say? I&#039;d reckon he&#039;s past that. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:25:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490881 Answer to Is there a song that describes your life PERFECTLY? If so, what? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490851 Is there a song that describes your life PERFECTLY? If so, what?<br /><br />Violent Pornography - System Of A Down Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:17:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8490851 Answer to What would you do ladies if you were engaged & fiance your wanted you to sign a prenup,& in the prenup it states that you MUST weight 130 lbs or less and if you get pregnant you have a certain amount of time to lose the weight?What would you do?Honestly? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8487593 What would you do ladies if you were engaged & fiance your wanted you to sign a prenup,& in the prenup it states that you MUST weight 130 lbs or less and if you get pregnant you have a certain amount of time to lose the weight?What would you do?Honestly?<br /><br />Well, I&#039;m no lady. But it would depend on the person, really. If I knew they were the kind of person who just wanted that &#039;image&#039; maintained then they could get screwed. Although, if I knew they were the kind of person who really was just concerned about my health, then I could... Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:08:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8487593 Answer to What was God doing before he decided to start creating the earth etc...? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8481466 What was God doing before he decided to start creating the earth etc...?<br /><br />Drawing up fossil plans. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:27:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8481466 Answer to I'm looking in to ways to kill myself and think I got to go with an overdose. My question is, what pills and how many will for sure do me in? I don't want to wake up in a hospital room with brain damage and a huge bill. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8481099 I'm looking in to ways to kill myself and think I got to go with an overdose. My question is, what pills and how many will for sure do me in? I don't want to wake up in a hospital room with brain damage and a huge bill.<br /><br />Well, this is conflicting. By helping you I could be partially responsible for your death. What the fuck do I do? UPDATE: I&#039;m no longer in such a state of turmoil. I&#039;ll supply information. I recommend an illicit substance for a sure OD. You don&#039;t need much to go over, and... Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:06:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8481099 Answer to Have you ever seen a dead body? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8481082 Have you ever seen a dead body?<br /><br />I don&#039;t actually know. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:05:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8481082 Answer to Do you call them postal workers or mail men? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8479032 Do you call them postal workers or mail men?<br /><br />Around here they&#039;re called &#039;postie&#039;s. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:46:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8479032 Answer to Sometimes I still think about my ex and want to call him, even though we are both married to other people. Does this mean I'm likely to cheat, or that I should have stayed with the ex? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478592 Sometimes I still think about my ex and want to call him, even though we are both married to other people. Does this mean I'm likely to cheat, or that I should have stayed with the ex?<br /><br />Depends. How long were you with him? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:55:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478592 Answer to What in your opinion is harder to deal with Emotional/Verbal abuse or Physical (non sexual) Abuse? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478582 What in your opinion is harder to deal with Emotional/Verbal abuse or Physical (non sexual) Abuse?<br /><br />Waaaay too general for me. Damn near-impossible to gauge things like this. And I&#039;d end up disagreeing with myself just by saying one or the other. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:54:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478582 Answer to Will the doctor tell my parents I used to cut? I might have an appointment in a week or so. All my scabs will be totally healed by then, but the scars will be bright still. Will they tell my parents? I'm not suicidal or anything. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478571 Will the doctor tell my parents I used to cut? I might have an appointment in a week or so. All my scabs will be totally healed by then, but the scars will be bright still. Will they tell my parents? I'm not suicidal or anything.<br /><br />They aren&#039;t supposed to. If they do, I highly recommend getting them sacked. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:52:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478571 Answer to My boyfriend told me that he had the opportunity to cheat but that he didn't. He said that he thinks he has the tendencies to cheat but he still wants me to be with him. Is this an early sign that he will cheat on me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478563 My boyfriend told me that he had the opportunity to cheat but that he didn't. He said that he thinks he has the tendencies to cheat but he still wants me to be with him. Is this an early sign that he will cheat on me?<br /><br />Nope. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:52:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8478563 Answer to Is a 4 year old too young to go duck hunting? His mother refuses to let him go with the guys. She babies him so much, I just know he's not gonna come out right. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8472396 Is a 4 year old too young to go duck hunting? His mother refuses to let him go with the guys. She babies him so much, I just know he's not gonna come out right.<br /><br />Shocking, I know. But not killing animals for sport at age 4 isn&#039;t gonna affect the kid too much. Not even gonna get into the subject of weapons. Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:39:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8472396 Answer to Any guys out there willing to admit to being a metrosexual, or even plucking a stray eyebrow if it gets above an inch long? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8466067 Any guys out there willing to admit to being a metrosexual, or even plucking a stray eyebrow if it gets above an inch long?<br /><br />I&#039;m what&#039;s known as &#039;polyamorous&#039;. Also, I&#039;ve only ever had one eyebrow hair that&#039;s been an inch long, half of it was white, my girlfriend took the liberty of tearing it out for me. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:44:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8466067 Answer to How long have you gone without sex? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8466056 How long have you gone without sex?<br /><br />11 years. Then 1 year and about a month. And now, about a week. I&#039;m getting worse at this methinks. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:43:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8466056 Answer to Who has the biggest balls of them all? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8466043 Who has the biggest balls of them all?<br /><br />Adelaide. http://www.seenobjects.org/images/mediumlarge/2004-07-01-malls-balls.jpg Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:39:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8466043 Answer to The Gov. spent 18 MILLION dollars to revamp the website that the public can use to track the stimulus funds. (recovery.gov). Is that just a bit excessive??? (I did my website for free) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8465371 The Gov. spent 18 MILLION dollars to revamp the website that the public can use to track the stimulus funds. (recovery.gov). Is that just a bit excessive??? (I did my website for free)<br /><br />Well, that&#039;s a big pile of self-perpetuating amusement. And yes, that seems somewhat excessive, considering you could buy every single house in my street for that amount. Or perhaps give away 144,000 years worth of AIDS medication. Or maybe even cure 1.2 million cases of blindness. But... Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:32:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8465371 Answer to I had a dream last night about running into my school gym barefoot with my PE class to play basketball and then I feel pain in my feet. I look down and there are thousands of thumb tacks all over the floor stabbing us in the feet. What could this mean? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463933 I had a dream last night about running into my school gym barefoot with my PE class to play basketball and then I feel pain in my feet. I look down and there are thousands of thumb tacks all over the floor stabbing us in the feet. What could this mean?<br /><br />It means you were sleeping. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:39:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463933 Answer to Would you be interested in backing up data online? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463832 Would you be interested in backing up data online?<br /><br />I would, but not here. The internet speed sucks. Good on you, Australian government. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:54:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463832 Answer to Which would you choose: A Christmas Story or Santa Clause Conquers Mars? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463812 Which would you choose: A Christmas Story or Santa Clause Conquers Mars?<br /><br />Mars. Always. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:49:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463812 Answer to Why are most intelligent people unhappy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463797 Why are most intelligent people unhappy?<br /><br />Common misconception. Most intelligent people are introverts. We live in our heads and are usually given the label &#039;antisocial&#039; or &#039;depressed&#039;. Or at least that&#039;s the case for the 2.9 intelligent people I know of. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:44:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463797 Answer to Google climategate. Is the debate now over? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463790 Google climategate. Is the debate now over?<br /><br />Wait, wait. One research institute in the UK has two scientists trying to fake results. Good luck. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:41:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8463790 Answer to Why do i laugh at racist jokes when i know there so bad? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8460876 Why do i laugh at racist jokes when i know there so bad?<br /><br />I&#039;m white. Once went and hung out with some aboriginals I knew, they told me white jokes. Gold. Pure gold. The jokes aren&#039;t usually bad. They just have a small percentage of that demographic reinforcing the stereotype, so they are funny. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:46:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8460876 Answer to Does it mean anything to you that my feet are size 15? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8460859 Does it mean anything to you that my feet are size 15?<br /><br />You have bigger feet than me. Well done. Doesn&#039;t happen often. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:44:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8460859 Answer to This has GOT to be totally INSANE! Can you believe that this "Laptop computer desk" is being offered for sale on Amazon.com? What could they have been thinking? And with WHAT were they thinking? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8460855 This has GOT to be totally INSANE! Can you believe that this "Laptop computer desk" is being offered for sale on Amazon.com? What could they have been thinking? And with WHAT were they thinking?<br /><br />What&#039;s wrong with that? Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:44:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8460855 Answer to Today is International Day of Persons with Disabilities. How are you celebrating? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453944 Today is International Day of Persons with Disabilities. How are you celebrating?<br /><br />Exactly the same way I celebrate every other day. By writing illegibly. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:06:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453944 Answer to Those 72 virgins in the Islamic heaven are they women or men? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453855 Those 72 virgins in the Islamic heaven are they women or men?<br /><br />Well, there&#039;s actually an issue in translation. It&#039;s either 72 dark-haired virgins (which used to mean a young, unmarried woman), or 72 crystal-clear raisins (which would go well with the rivers of honey). Easy mistake to make. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:52:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453855 Answer to Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453765 Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do?<br /><br />The president can&#039;t do shit. If I was the benevolent dictator, this is what I&#039;d do: Guantanamo would be gone. Tax would be a flat income rate. Universal healthcare. Legalised gay marriage. Legalised abortion. The FCC would be gone. Withdrawal of troops from the middle east.... Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:39:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453765 Answer to SEX WITH COUSIN ? CONSIDERED INCEST ? OR JUST LOVE? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453734 SEX WITH COUSIN ? CONSIDERED INCEST ? OR JUST LOVE?<br /><br />Go for it. I don&#039;t get why people are so icky about this. As long as it&#039;s consensual and all that. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:34:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453734 Answer to I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453730 I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice?<br /><br />Don&#039;t bite so hard. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:34:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453730 Answer to Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453729 Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?<br /><br />No. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:33:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453729 Answer to What happened to the 6th commandment did it just get thrown out? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453716 What happened to the 6th commandment did it just get thrown out?<br /><br />You either mean honouring the mother and father or murder. I&#039;ll assume you mean murder. Read the bible. Murder being forbidden was thrown out before the end of the chapter. Also, for some reason the definition of murder tends to be changed, depending on who is ordering what to be killed. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:32:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453716 Answer to Am I a selfish husband if, I have E.D. and refuse to see a Urologist? I prefer to be au natural and don't like pills, so am I being selfish if I expect my wife to cool her jets from here on out? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453424 Am I a selfish husband if, I have E.D. and refuse to see a Urologist? I prefer to be au natural and don't like pills, so am I being selfish if I expect my wife to cool her jets from here on out?<br /><br />I wouldn&#039;t say you&#039;re &#039;selfish&#039; exactly, unless on top of this you&#039;re doing something like flatly refusing to participate in sexual acts. But in any case, it&#039;s definitely something you should get checked out, it can be linked to other health issues. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:43:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453424 Answer to Why is entertainment (movies, video games,) degrading even though technology is rapidly improving? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453359 Why is entertainment (movies, video games,) degrading even though technology is rapidly improving?<br /><br />I wasn&#039;t aware that games were degrading. I&#039;ve noticed a significant shift in the quality of games in just my lifetime. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:34:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453359 Answer to What do you think about 1212 do you really think the world is going to end or is just a rumor thats been going on for century's http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453337 What do you think about 1212 do you really think the world is going to end or is just a rumor thats been going on for century's<br /><br />Well, considering 1212 has already come and gone, I seriously doubt the world will end. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:32:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453337 Answer to What would happen if the whole world flushes the toilet on the same time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453133 What would happen if the whole world flushes the toilet on the same time?<br /><br />Not a terrible lot. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:09:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453133 Answer to My boyfriend just told me my best friend was hotter then me, i feel very disrespected, it was really rude.. what should I DO? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453131 My boyfriend just told me my best friend was hotter then me, i feel very disrespected, it was really rude.. what should I DO?<br /><br />Depends, is your best friend hotter than you? Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:09:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453131 Answer to I recently used cocaine & have just found out i might be pregnant & i am worried about going in for my blood test! how long does it take for cocaine to leave your bloodstream? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453093 I recently used cocaine & have just found out i might be pregnant & i am worried about going in for my blood test! how long does it take for cocaine to leave your bloodstream?<br /><br />Depends, what&#039;s the blood test for? Having a drug in your bloodstream isn&#039;t illegal, unless you&#039;re driving or something similar. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:04:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453093 Answer to What makes you wet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453066 What makes you wet?<br /><br />Water. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:00:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453066 Answer to How do i hack a computer? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453062 How do i hack a computer?<br /><br />Oh, dear... Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:59:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453062 Answer to How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453058 How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend?<br /><br />Quite good. &#039;Twould reassure me that I&#039;m not mental. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:59:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453058 Answer to When the body dies, what happens to the spirit or soul? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453054 When the body dies, what happens to the spirit or soul?<br /><br />The what? Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:58:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453054 Answer to Does anyone else think this ad is disgusting, blasphemous and offensive? See link (warning: NSFW) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453051 Does anyone else think this ad is disgusting, blasphemous and offensive? See link (warning: NSFW)<br /><br />Wow....What was the question? Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:58:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8453051 Answer to Any tips for helping make sure the family dog doesn't feel hurt when a new dog joins the family (the first dog is 13, spoiled, and a mama's girl)? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452812 Any tips for helping make sure the family dog doesn't feel hurt when a new dog joins the family (the first dog is 13, spoiled, and a mama's girl)?<br /><br />One of two things will happen. Your dog will be thrilled that there&#039;s another dog there. Or your dog will beat the hell out of the other dog, just to show that the family belongs to them. There&#039;s probably not a lot you can do. Let them sort it out. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:20:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452812 Answer to In your opinion, who do you think atheist is? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452789 In your opinion, who do you think atheist is?<br /><br />As far as I&#039;m aware, an atheist is simply someone who is not a theist. Someone who holds no belief in a god. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:17:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452789 Answer to What animal got impregnated by man? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452782 What animal got impregnated by man?<br /><br />Humans? Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:16:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452782 Answer to How do I shut down the Internet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452726 How do I shut down the Internet?<br /><br />It would be easier to just destroy the planet. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:08:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452726 Answer to How can i get a get a girl to suck my penis? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452562 How can i get a get a girl to suck my penis?<br /><br />Daterape. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:52:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452562 Answer to Attempted suicide? Where you disappointed that you failed...or that your even considered it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452465 Attempted suicide? Where you disappointed that you failed...or that your even considered it?<br /><br />Yeah, somewhat disappointed with failing that. Glad now that I didn&#039;t succeed. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:45:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452465 Answer to What is sexy about sex? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452434 What is sexy about sex?<br /><br />This is like asking &#039;what is wet about water?&#039;. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:43:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452434 Answer to My boyfriend and I just broke up and he still calls emails me and sends text almost everyday. What I am to do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452412 My boyfriend and I just broke up and he still calls emails me and sends text almost everyday. What I am to do?<br /><br />I highly recommend asking him to stop. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:41:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452412 Answer to What body shape do men find the sexiest? Let's say the woman was 5'4 ... what would you consider an ideal weight? (the age old question of what it too thin and what is over-weight) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452326 What body shape do men find the sexiest? Let's say the woman was 5'4 ... what would you consider an ideal weight? (the age old question of what it too thin and what is over-weight)<br /><br />If I can see more of her ribs than mine, that&#039;s too small. If she has a spare tyre, that&#039;s too big. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:32:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452326 Answer to Randomness - is now a Maestro. Who would like to join me at a random party in her honour? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452310 Randomness - is now a Maestro. Who would like to join me at a random party in her honour?<br /><br />Interesting...I believe you deserve some manner of &#039;gift&#039; for this achievement. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:30:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452310 Answer to Can you make a meal with only four ingredients? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452265 Can you make a meal with only four ingredients?<br /><br />Why, yes. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:25:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452265 Answer to For the guys, how much time does a guy need unil he knows that he wants to have a relationship with you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452262 For the guys, how much time does a guy need unil he knows that he wants to have a relationship with you?<br /><br />12 years. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:24:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452262 Answer to IS IT POSSIBLE TO SEND I MESSAGE BACK THROUGH TIME http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452258 IS IT POSSIBLE TO SEND I MESSAGE BACK THROUGH TIME<br /><br />No. And turn off caps lock. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:24:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452258 Answer to Can we find another, less pejorative word than "cheater" to define men and women who have relationships outside their marriages? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452040 Can we find another, less pejorative word than "cheater" to define men and women who have relationships outside their marriages?<br /><br />I don&#039;t really see why we should bother. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:54:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452040 Answer to What is your greatest fear of dying? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452033 What is your greatest fear of dying?<br /><br />Question doesn&#039;t make sense to me. My greatest fear IS dying. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:53:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452033 Answer to This is for the guys, what is the best way to approach you if us girls are interested in you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452028 This is for the guys, what is the best way to approach you if us girls are interested in you?<br /><br />I suggest walking. It&#039;s highly effective at moving people from one position to another. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:52:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8452028 Answer to I live with my bf of 5 years. I asked him if I was the one for him and he said he's "not 100% sure but doesn't know who he'd marry if he didn't marry me". Would you say it's time to move on right now? I'm not sure I want to marry him anymore. I'm 26. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451968 I live with my bf of 5 years. I asked him if I was the one for him and he said he's "not 100% sure but doesn't know who he'd marry if he didn't marry me". Would you say it's time to move on right now? I'm not sure I want to marry him anymore. I'm 26.<br /><br />So let me get this straight. You&#039;d want someone to completely accept that you are the only person who ever has or ever will exist who is absolutely perfect for them? Sounds to me like he&#039;s honest and your expectations are loopy. Get packing, for his sake. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:45:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451968 Answer to How can I fade my scars I have from cutting? The last time I cut myself was about 6 days ago, I plan on stopping, don't worry. I don't ever want to do it again. I just need to fade scars and heal some wounds, and prevent scars. Some maturity please. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451938 How can I fade my scars I have from cutting? The last time I cut myself was about 6 days ago, I plan on stopping, don't worry. I don't ever want to do it again. I just need to fade scars and heal some wounds, and prevent scars. Some maturity please.<br /><br />I recommend using something abrasive, such as a mineral-based soap, then using whatever poisonous moisturiser you choose. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:40:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451938 Answer to What is one fact you know that nobody else know? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451917 What is one fact you know that nobody else know?<br /><br />The meaning of life i- HEY! Whoa...nearly got me. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:38:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451917 Answer to What should be Barack Obama's first priority? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451909 What should be Barack Obama's first priority?<br /><br />Not dying. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:37:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451909 Answer to Isn't it time that stereotype comic panels (like the LINKed one below this question) be eliminated? Everyone knows, or should know, that women are much better drivers than men. Don't you agree? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451902 Isn't it time that stereotype comic panels (like the LINKed one below this question) be eliminated? Everyone knows, or should know, that women are much better drivers than men. Don't you agree?<br /><br />As far as I&#039;m aware, women have far more minor crashes than men. On the other side, when men do crash, it tends to be rather fatal. Can&#039;t remember what my point was. Anyway, the whole &#039;stereotype&#039; thing should probably be done away with. It&#039;s quite silly. However, I... Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:36:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451902 Answer to What do cats do when left at home alone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451859 What do cats do when left at home alone?<br /><br />Plot world domination. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:32:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451859 Answer to If only the strongest survive, is compassion weakness? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451856 If only the strongest survive, is compassion weakness?<br /><br />Not only the strongest survive. If they did, compassion wouldn&#039;t really be a weakness. Compassion helps greatly with living in groups. There is strength in numbers. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:32:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451856 Answer to Would you consider a trip to the Zoo a fun time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451846 Would you consider a trip to the Zoo a fun time?<br /><br />Quite so. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:31:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8451846