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Why do men get circumcised?
Psychopathy.
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Why is everyone circumcised!?
I'm not. I'll keep all of my penis, thankyou very much.
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Should I hook up with a coworker?
Definitely. Especially if they're already in a relationship, particularly with someone else in your workplace.
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Can life exist without conflicts/wars?
Uh, no. See, there are lots of things that are called 'organisms'. It just so happens that said 'organisms', when unable to create their own food, need to consume other 'organisms' to survive. This has been known to cause conflict.
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Do really sarcastic people ever get on your nerves?
Nooooo, never!
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I have just had my boob reduction. Men: would the scars on a womans breats turn you off?
Not really, no. I rather like such characteristics.
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Does knowing yourself mean loosing your true identity?
I rarely loosen my identity. I keep it tightly bound.
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Would you care for a grilled sticky?
What the hell is a grilled sticky?
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How much does it cost to have a cat's toe amputated?
Depends. Is the cat alive?
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What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol
This question could really be taken in a dirty manner.
I suppose I'd fall under 'one pump and release'.
I really can't stand shaking hands. I find it somewhat creepy. Come to think of it, possibly due to the aforementioned 'dirtiness'.
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When will you die ?
no body can truthfully answer this question!!!!
so if you dont know when then why do you live your life like it can not be the next few minutes that you leave this earth?
I don't live every day like it's my last due to experience. I haven't died on any particular day, so every single day it's reinforced that I probably wont die that day.
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Ok, a person was fired from our local Wal-mart for saying Merry Christmas. What happened to freedom of speech? Last time I checked this was America, right? What are your feelings on this, should Wally be able to take away such a right?
Don't be ridiculous. You've never had freedom of speech.
Also, I get the feeling it was probably a store rule. Also, also, I get the feeling this is old news.
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Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Barking is a warning device. And sniffing in that area can tell a dog more about another than sniffing any other area.
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My neighbors have a dog that barks all night long. I'm to the point where I'm going to rip all my hair out. Should I say something or just go bald.
Allow me to put a different perspective forward. We have a dog that will bark at anything and everything. Sometimes even more than that. It pisses us off. A lot.
Training a dog out of barking is a really really really bad idea, because then, if threatened, they'll go straight to biting with no warning.
So we put up with the hour-long sessions of barking. And in return, we have an...
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Do with this what you will. would you like to come to your senses? Praise God! your decision. God's will be Done!
It's a murkle! Lawdy lawdy lawdy! Gawd be praysd.
No, just no.
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Would you consider marrying someone you met online, talked online with cam and voice for two years, and met in person twice for three weeks each time?
There are a few circumstances in which I would have considered such a thing, but I doubt it.
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My knuckle above my pinky finger is really swollen, bruised & squishy. i dont know if it is broke, fractured, busted, cracked or what. it's from punching a couple of walls & stuff but yeah, my wrist is hurt to.. what do you think it is?? plz help, thnx.
It's quite probably a fracture. Is there any splitting of the skin?
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I need some facts about gay marriage?
Gay marriage: Gays marry.
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Did you embrace the accent you were brought up with or have you tried to change it?
Well, my father was from Sydney and my mum was from Adelaide. I've got a bit of a hybrid. Far more mild than their accents though.
I doubt I could change it.
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Have you ever felt the interest to "make a computer virus". . what virus name would you use? ..
I certainly have. Mountain Plague, I called it. Not sure where I got the name from. Put about 300 computers into an infinite loop. Funny as fuck.
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Men how would you make me fall madly inlove with you, what are your secrets to seduction?
My dick is made of chocolate and ejaculates money.
In love yet?
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Obama is anti-gun I know that he doesn't want people to own semi auto's or assult rifles. I own them all. And I am a concealed carry permit holder. Do you think he can take these rights away?? Can he take my guns I already own? Or revoke my permit?
The president can't do shit. He's also admitted to being against gay marriage, but doesn't think his opinion should be imposed upon other people. Weird concept, I know.
In the end, the issue of guns will come down to a majority vote. And yes, guns and permits can be taken away. When gun laws toughened up here in Australia, people either gave their guns up, paid fines or went...
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Why does my dog chew at its paw until it bleeds?Tried bitter liquied,etc. no luck. There has been a change in family life where there is nolonger anyone home during the day. What would be a suggested remedy? We've tried a allergy food for 8wks no luck.
It's possible that the dog has an injury, they sometimes will inflict pain upon themselves to distract them from other pain.
What breed is it?
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How do you beg for sex?
I don't. People beg me.
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Here's the real story of why Chris Brown beat up Rhiana. Can you blame him?
Of course it's reasonable. She quoted a Jesse McCartney song.
Didn't anyone know about this?
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Why does my back always have to itch at the one spot I can't reach, and while I am driving no less??!!
It's to annoy you. Your brain's idea of a joke.
Also, you can't reach something on your back? Crazy.
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Do unclean spirits travel in groups or by themselves?
Spirits travel in groups called 'bottles'.
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Who here is sick of Rottweilers bad reputation? I am.
I certainly am. We took care of a rotty for a while. Biggest sook ever. Sooo nice to be around.
A lot of people just don't get that they're trained into the aggression.
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Why do men prefer Asian women?
I have no idea. I just find them quite attractive. I wouldn't say I 'prefer' them though.
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If I am on birth control can my lover ejaculate inside me?
Probably. The chances of getting pregnant, even when not on birth control, are laughable.
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Do you have a secret that might hurt your relationship with your partner?
Potentially. I don't think she quite knows just how much I like gingerbread.
Also, kudos to you, putting this in the 'nonsense questions' section.
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Is pornography as harmful to men as it is degrading to women?
I didn't know it was either.
Statistics, please.
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Why does it seem like some men perpetuate the dirt bag male stereotype yet turn around and say they're "different" from all the others?
Males are douches. I'm experienced.
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Do men like fake nails or natural nails better? Why?
Can't stand them. No idea why they get them. Icky icky icky.
And they are detrimental to certain..activities.
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"Adult film" actress HOLLY SAMPSON (in the LINKed photo right below this question) is alleged to be Tiger Woods' latest revealed mistress. Would it be accurate to say that, using a Golfing term, she is Tiger's "19th Hole?"
19th, you say? I'd reckon he's past that.
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Is there a song that describes your life PERFECTLY? If so, what?
Violent Pornography - System Of A Down
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What would you do ladies if you were engaged & fiance your wanted you to sign a prenup,& in the prenup it states that you MUST weight 130 lbs or less and if you get pregnant you have a certain amount of time to lose the weight?What would you do?Honestly?
Well, I'm no lady. But it would depend on the person, really. If I knew they were the kind of person who just wanted that 'image' maintained then they could get screwed.
Although, if I knew they were the kind of person who really was just concerned about my health, then I could understand the justification of a legal document. Still, I wouldn't be thrilled about it.
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What was God doing before he decided to start creating the earth etc...?
Drawing up fossil plans.
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I'm looking in to ways to kill myself and think I got to go with an overdose. My question is, what pills and how many will for sure do me in? I don't want to wake up in a hospital room with brain damage and a huge bill.
Well, this is conflicting.
By helping you I could be partially responsible for your death. What the fuck do I do?
UPDATE: I'm no longer in such a state of turmoil. I'll supply information.
I recommend an illicit substance for a sure OD. You don't need much to go over, and you'll probably be in a euphoric state. Something like heroin or another opioid. You'd...
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Have you ever seen a dead body?
I don't actually know.
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Do you call them postal workers or mail men?
Around here they're called 'postie's.
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Sometimes I still think about my ex and want to call him, even though we are both married to other people. Does this mean I'm likely to cheat, or that I should have stayed with the ex?
Depends. How long were you with him?
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What in your opinion is harder to deal with Emotional/Verbal abuse or Physical (non sexual) Abuse?
Waaaay too general for me. Damn near-impossible to gauge things like this. And I'd end up disagreeing with myself just by saying one or the other.
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Will the doctor tell my parents I used to cut? I might have an appointment in a week or so. All my scabs will be totally healed by then, but the scars will be bright still. Will they tell my parents? I'm not suicidal or anything.
They aren't supposed to. If they do, I highly recommend getting them sacked.
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Is a 4 year old too young to go duck hunting? His mother refuses to let him go with the guys. She babies him so much, I just know he's not gonna come out right.
Shocking, I know. But not killing animals for sport at age 4 isn't gonna affect the kid too much.
Not even gonna get into the subject of weapons.
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Any guys out there willing to admit to being a metrosexual, or even plucking a stray eyebrow if it gets above an inch long?
I'm what's known as 'polyamorous'.
Also, I've only ever had one eyebrow hair that's been an inch long, half of it was white, my girlfriend took the liberty of tearing it out for me.
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How long have you gone without sex?
11 years. Then 1 year and about a month. And now, about a week.
I'm getting worse at this methinks.
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Who has the biggest balls of them all?
Adelaide.
http://www.seenobjects.org/images/mediumlarge/2004-07-01-malls-balls.jpg
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The Gov. spent 18 MILLION dollars to revamp the website that the public can use to track the stimulus funds. (recovery.gov). Is that just a bit excessive???
(I did my website for free)
Well, that's a big pile of self-perpetuating amusement.
And yes, that seems somewhat excessive, considering you could buy every single house in my street for that amount. Or perhaps give away 144,000 years worth of AIDS medication. Or maybe even cure 1.2 million cases of blindness.
But I'm sure it needed the work.
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I had a dream last night about running into my school gym barefoot with my PE class to play basketball and then I feel pain in my feet. I look down and there are thousands of thumb tacks all over the floor stabbing us in the feet. What could this mean?
It means you were sleeping.
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Would you be interested in backing up data online?
I would, but not here. The internet speed sucks.
Good on you, Australian government.
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Which would you choose: A Christmas Story or Santa Clause Conquers Mars?
Mars. Always.
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Why are most intelligent people unhappy?
Common misconception. Most intelligent people are introverts. We live in our heads and are usually given the label 'antisocial' or 'depressed'.
Or at least that's the case for the 2.9 intelligent people I know of.
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Google climategate. Is the debate now over?
Wait, wait. One research institute in the UK has two scientists trying to fake results.
Good luck.
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Why do i laugh at racist jokes when i know there so bad?
I'm white. Once went and hung out with some aboriginals I knew, they told me white jokes. Gold. Pure gold.
The jokes aren't usually bad. They just have a small percentage of that demographic reinforcing the stereotype, so they are funny.
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Does it mean anything to you that my feet are size 15?
You have bigger feet than me. Well done. Doesn't happen often.
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This has GOT to be totally INSANE! Can you believe that this "Laptop computer desk" is being offered for sale on Amazon.com? What could they have been thinking? And with WHAT were they thinking?
What's wrong with that?
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Today is International Day of Persons with Disabilities. How are you celebrating?
Exactly the same way I celebrate every other day. By writing illegibly.
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Those 72 virgins in the Islamic heaven are they women or men?
Well, there's actually an issue in translation. It's either 72 dark-haired virgins (which used to mean a young, unmarried woman), or 72 crystal-clear raisins (which would go well with the rivers of honey).
Easy mistake to make.
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Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do?
The president can't do shit.
If I was the benevolent dictator, this is what I'd do:
Guantanamo would be gone. Tax would be a flat income rate. Universal healthcare. Legalised gay marriage. Legalised abortion. The FCC would be gone. Withdrawal of troops from the middle east. Legalised (and regulated) marijuana. etc etc
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SEX WITH COUSIN ? CONSIDERED INCEST ? OR JUST LOVE?
Go for it. I don't get why people are so icky about this. As long as it's consensual and all that.
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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice?
Don't bite so hard.
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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?
No.
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What happened to the 6th commandment did it just get thrown out?
You either mean honouring the mother and father or murder. I'll assume you mean murder.
Read the bible. Murder being forbidden was thrown out before the end of the chapter.
Also, for some reason the definition of murder tends to be changed, depending on who is ordering what to be killed.
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Am I a selfish husband if, I have E.D. and refuse to see a Urologist? I prefer to be au natural and don't like pills, so am I being selfish if I expect my wife to cool her jets from here on out?
I wouldn't say you're 'selfish' exactly, unless on top of this you're doing something like flatly refusing to participate in sexual acts. But in any case, it's definitely something you should get checked out, it can be linked to other health issues.
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Why is entertainment (movies, video games,) degrading even though technology is rapidly improving?
I wasn't aware that games were degrading. I've noticed a significant shift in the quality of games in just my lifetime.
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What do you think about 1212 do you really think the world is going to end or is just a rumor thats been going on for century's
Well, considering 1212 has already come and gone, I seriously doubt the world will end.
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What would happen if the whole world flushes the toilet on the same time?
Not a terrible lot.
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My boyfriend just told me my best friend was hotter then me, i feel very disrespected, it was really rude.. what should I DO?
Depends, is your best friend hotter than you?
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I recently used cocaine & have just found out i might be pregnant & i am worried about going in for my blood test! how long does it take for cocaine to leave your bloodstream?
Depends, what's the blood test for? Having a drug in your bloodstream isn't illegal, unless you're driving or something similar.
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What makes you wet?
Water.
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How do i hack a computer?
Oh, dear...
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How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend?
Quite good. 'Twould reassure me that I'm not mental.
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When the body dies, what happens to the spirit or soul?
The what?
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Does anyone else think this ad is disgusting, blasphemous and offensive? See link (warning: NSFW)
Wow....What was the question?
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Any tips for helping make sure the family dog doesn't feel hurt when a new dog joins the family (the first dog is 13, spoiled, and a mama's girl)?
One of two things will happen. Your dog will be thrilled that there's another dog there. Or your dog will beat the hell out of the other dog, just to show that the family belongs to them.
There's probably not a lot you can do. Let them sort it out.
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In your opinion, who do you think atheist is?
As far as I'm aware, an atheist is simply someone who is not a theist. Someone who holds no belief in a god.
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What animal got impregnated by man?
Humans?
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How do I shut down the Internet?
It would be easier to just destroy the planet.
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How can i get a get a girl to suck my penis?
Daterape.
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Attempted suicide? Where you disappointed that you failed...or that your even considered it?
Yeah, somewhat disappointed with failing that.
Glad now that I didn't succeed.
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What is sexy about sex?
This is like asking 'what is wet about water?'.
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My boyfriend and I just broke up and he still calls emails me and sends text almost everyday. What I am to do?
I highly recommend asking him to stop.
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What body shape do men find the sexiest? Let's say the woman was 5'4 ... what would you consider an ideal weight? (the age old question of what it too thin and what is over-weight)
If I can see more of her ribs than mine, that's too small. If she has a spare tyre, that's too big.
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Randomness - is now a Maestro. Who would like to join me at a random party in her honour?
Interesting...I believe you deserve some manner of 'gift' for this achievement.
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Can you make a meal with only four ingredients?
Why, yes.
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For the guys, how much time does a guy need unil he knows that he wants to have a relationship with you?
12 years.
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IS IT POSSIBLE TO SEND I MESSAGE BACK THROUGH TIME
No. And turn off caps lock.
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Can we find another, less pejorative word than "cheater" to define men and women who have relationships outside their marriages?
I don't really see why we should bother.
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What is your greatest fear of dying?
Question doesn't make sense to me. My greatest fear IS dying.
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This is for the guys, what is the best way to approach you if us girls are interested in you?
I suggest walking. It's highly effective at moving people from one position to another.
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I live with my bf of 5 years. I asked him if I was the one for him and he said he's "not 100% sure but doesn't know who he'd marry if he didn't marry me". Would you say it's time to move on right now? I'm not sure I want to marry him anymore. I'm 26.
So let me get this straight. You'd want someone to completely accept that you are the only person who ever has or ever will exist who is absolutely perfect for them?
Sounds to me like he's honest and your expectations are loopy. Get packing, for his sake.
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How can I fade my scars I have from cutting? The last time I cut myself was about 6 days ago, I plan on stopping, don't worry. I don't ever want to do it again. I just need to fade scars and heal some wounds, and prevent scars. Some maturity please.
I recommend using something abrasive, such as a mineral-based soap, then using whatever poisonous moisturiser you choose.
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What is one fact you know that nobody else know?
The meaning of life i- HEY!
Whoa...nearly got me.
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What should be Barack Obama's first priority?
Not dying.
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Isn't it time that stereotype comic panels (like the LINKed one below this question) be eliminated? Everyone knows, or should know, that women are much better drivers than men. Don't you agree?
As far as I'm aware, women have far more minor crashes than men. On the other side, when men do crash, it tends to be rather fatal. Can't remember what my point was.
Anyway, the whole 'stereotype' thing should probably be done away with. It's quite silly.
However, I do think that someone should be able to make whatever manner of comic they like. Free speech and...
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What do cats do when left at home alone?
Plot world domination.
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If only the strongest survive, is compassion weakness?
Not only the strongest survive. If they did, compassion wouldn't really be a weakness. Compassion helps greatly with living in groups. There is strength in numbers.
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Would you consider a trip to the Zoo a fun time?
Quite so.
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Would you enjoy going to the Opera?
There are few operas I enjoy. If it was one of the few, I reckon it would be fun.
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What was one of your strangest conversations on Omegle.com?
I haven't really had any strange conversations. I just usually get this:
Me: Hello, there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Atheists-will you remain as an atheist till your end?
I'd expect so. Unless some irrefutable evidence pops up.
And when I say 'irrefutable evidence' I mean evidence outside of the traditional 'oh, but look all around you' bullshit and the hundreds of flawed logical 'proofs' for god.
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm
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DØes it aññoy ¥oǖ whën peǿple ẃritΣ with ☼dd speci@l ¢harªctЄЯs?
Ÿêš.
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Does Al Gore regret inventing the Internet now, that his shameful secret schemes were ratted out via the Internet and then exposed through the Internet?
He's quite good at exaggerating. I like to think he lays awake screaming about it (^.^)
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Have you ever wished that you just would not wake up oneday?
I've regretted waking up, if that's what you mean.
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Do you mind having spiders in the house?
Not at all. I rather like them.
I don't like finding them unexpectedly though.
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If I don't believe in Atheists does that mean Atheists don't exist?
Obvious troll is obvious.
Flawed logic is flawed.
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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings?
False.
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Why shouldn't you drink alcohol when taking insulin?
Because multitasking is hard.
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Is "2012" the best get laid date movie ever? LOL! See video!
Well, fuuuuck yeah. Shame about the girlfriend not being a complete moron. And we're already going at it like rabbits. Actually, never mind.
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Can lighting strike you while in the bath tub?
Depends, where is the bath located?
If it's on top of a large hill, during a thunderstorm, attached to a lightning rod. Then possibly.
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Should it bother me that My Girlfriend lied to me about never having a BF before me?
Be wary. She might be an insect.
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Is there proof that we have "free will?"
Nope.
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It's the end of the world. We will all die, but you can save 5 books in a nitrogen-filled capsule, that's all that will fit. Which 5 will you choose?
I wouldn't bother. We're all going to die, who would be left to read them?
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Hi I`m an alien from the planet Fidklebumble. I`m currently dating one of your Earth Tractors, is this relationship doomed?
I'd be wary. Some of our tractors tend to get a little too violent with you Fidklebumbleans.
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I am a 17 yr old girl dating a 17 yr old male. we are both committed to each other and love each other. We have dated 7 months and he says he wants a little more space. we used to talk every day. he wants to play his video games. should i be worried?
Yes. Be worried.
I remember I once fell into the temptation of wanting 'space' and playing 'video games'. It's all an elaborate ruse. We trick even ourselves.
When guys say that they're actually going down to the local whorehouse and shagging their brains out.
I'd recount my own experiences..but..it's..just too painful...
In other news, for...
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Will Adolph Hitler come to the service desk please?
I'm here. What is it?
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Can this happen to you if you pick your nose too much? See pic
Yes, definitely.
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Have you ever laughed at someone who was seriously trying to intimidate you? How did they react?
Yes. He couldn't really do anything. Myself and several others were laughing.
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Will a MANNED Mars landing occur during your lifetime?
Most-probably.
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Is it gross that food industry uses smashed and boiled bugs (cochineal insect) in almost every strawberry-flavor food (cakes, icecreams, cookies, milkshake, etc)?
Not at all. Insects are a brilliant source of protein.
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Atheist people, why do you hate on people that do believe in a higher power such as God?
Firstly, obvious troll is obvious.
Secondly, I don't.
Thirdly, 'atheist people'? Big shock coming your way. There are things called 'plurals'. See, we don't need to have an extra word now, we can just say 'atheists'. Try it out sometime, you might like it.
Finally, Happy Monday!
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Is it more important to map the floor of Earth's oceans before spending on mapping Mars?
No way. We need to start on polluting Mars right away. Earth is already in the works.
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What will happen if all the worlds satellites go down?
Not much.
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Do you think of God as more of a personal being or an abstract idea?
Nope.
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What would be a really bad name for a birth control device?
'Coat Hanger'. Oh, wait..
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Is Barbie in a burka a good idea?
Don't see why not. To this day barbie has affected zilch.
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Do you think that will power can get you out of depression?
Not a chance.
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Do chickens have lips?
Nope.
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Be Honest, Do you Lie?
Nearly constantly. I manipulate almost all social situations. Lying is a great helper.
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Why can't numbers be divided by zero?
Because the answer would be OVER 9000!?!
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My wife has allowed her sons girlfriend to move in with us,it is causing problems.Will our marriage end in divorce
Definitely.
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How do you feel about smoking?
I tend to die whilst around people smoking. Makes it rather difficult to be understanding.
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My boyfriend recently found out that I cheated on him over the summer. I want our relationship to go back to normal but I know it won't. Will he ever truly forgive me? He says that he still loves me but I'm so worried...
Probably should have thought about that before cheating.
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Last night I had a dream that I was wearing a dress made of ice cream on a hot day in a parking lot and I couldn't find my car. People were pointing, laughing, taking photos. What do you think this means
It means you were sleeping.
Also, it means that just before you fell asleep you were thinking about either a dress, ice cream or a car park, and your brain filled in the rest.
This is what we, in the business, like to call 'dreaming'.
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Is this correct?
I made a reservation to the hotel.
Or should "to" be "with"?
I would say 'reservation with', or 'reservation at'.
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How can you get rid of heartburn?
Get rid of the heart.
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Doesn't God seem to run things like a protection racket? After all, the only thing we really need God for is to protect us from himself.
Interesting...what's employment like to get one of these 'god' positions?
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Why do I keep receiving comments to threads I have "successfully" unsubscribed from?
Answerbag likes to feel popular. So it sends hundreds of emails every day to its 'friends'.
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What's something that is good with milk?
Cows.
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Why is salty food bad for your health?
It isn't.
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My dad can beat your dad up . do you want to bet on it?
Don't care if he can or not. I'll pay him to try.
Haven't seen a good floor show in years.
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Do monkeys have tits?
Yeah...not quite in the human sense.
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Is the public shifting the blame for the recession?
Recession?
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WHY DO MARRIED MEN CHEAT ON THEIR WIFE?
Because it's quite difficult for single men to do it.
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How many hours of weightlifting does it take to notice results?
10,000.
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Why is it that some women wear a very low cut shirt and then get offended when they catch your glance? Not stare, glance. She might as well been wearing a neon sign that said "Look at these"
Good question.
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Do you HATE snow!!?! (i do)
I've only seen it twice. Seemed pretty fun when I did see it.
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Does your dog / cat follow you all round the house?
One of my dogs tends to lie on his bed. The other tends to follow me a lot. I think just because she's thrilled to be alive, and wishes to share this with others.
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If you had the means would you rather drive a Lamborghini or a big Ford 4x4 truck?
There are few cars I'd ever like to drive, these are not in the list.
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What gift do you NOT want to find under the tree this year?
AIDS.
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Is there an ethical difference between being a prostitute/pimp and being a pornstar/producer? Is one group more ethical than the other?
Hard to say. They're both doing a public service. Both being demonised by the media. Hmm...
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Is there such a thing as ethics? If so, how is it decided? How do we decide what is truly right and wrong?
Oh, dear...
This will take a very long time to discuss...
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I sometimes say pellow instead of pillow. Do you have any words that you uniquely pronounce?
Due to one of my parents having come from Sydney, and my other parent having come from an odd mix of Adelaidian backgrounds. Combined with my insistence on being completely anal about all matters linguistic. I get the feeling I have a great many weird pronunciations. But I doubt they're unique, just a tad occa.
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Should the Dallas Cowboys have a US flag on display in their stadium?
No idea what you're on about. But sure, flags are fun.
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What year were you born? Is there anything special about the year?
1992. I get the feeling there was a lot of bad music, terrible hair styles, and AIDS.
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Would you rather do your banking online or at the bank?
Online.
Even answering this question seems like too much social interaction for me, let alone a bank.
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If we were all highly educated and cooperating human beings, would communism actually work?
I get the feeling your question makes itself redundant somehow.
As far as I'm aware, we need to be cooperative to make communism work.
Alas, we aren't.
In the event we were, it would be quite effective, indeed.
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If you give a hanjob to a dead body, is it possible for the dead to have an orgasm/ejaculate? Just wondering.
No, it is not possible.
In the unlikely event you can prove this otherwise, send pictures.
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Anybody remember that God warrior chick from Trading Spouses?
Oh, yes.
Brilliant television.
I especially like the part where she thought she could smell something and then started vomiting up her own cellulite.
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What is the english term for a word that is spelt and said the same in singular & plural form (ex: sheep & deer)
At present, there is no word to describe a word with both the same singular and plural form. It is described as an 'irregular plural'.
We need to get around to making one.
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My mother is depressed
my father left after cheating on her, and she's been lonely and at the age of 50 feels there isn't another man out there for her. Anyone know of any sort of motivation I could give her?
You could steal a whole shitload of her money, that way she'd have something to work back towards?
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Do you have those really sensitive moods where you get annoyed with people easily and that sorta thing?
Yes. I believe it starts a few minutes before I wake up. Then never ends. Ever.
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Tell me everything you think you know about praying mantis'. They are so cool.
I don't know much about them, but meh.
They're the only insect that can turn their heads.
The males have two 'brains'. One in the head for life, and one in the genital region while the head is being digested. Guess what that one is for.
Also, they're quite cute.
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How do you escape the viscious cycle of lack of self-confidence?
Don't bother. Confidence is overrated. Just try to approach the world with a kind of apathetic exuberance. Shows self-confidence for the scam it really is.
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Why did you stop talking to your ex if you did? Just curious.
Might've had something to do with the months of cheating on me.
Either that or the attempt at ruining the relationship after her.
Hard to put my finger on the exact issue.
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What is the population of your city? Is it overcrowded, spread out or just right?
I live in the jolly old city of Adelaide. I believe the population is just over a million. 'Tisn't too bad, actually.
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Why do painters wear white paints?
We don't. We wear black pants.
People just want a lot of white paint.
A LOT.
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My finger was hit with a hammer.It hurts so bad that I can't touch anything with it.There is a huge blood blister on it and it looks like the blood blister is swollen(if you know what I mean).I can feel the pulse in it.What should I do?
Tried perhaps popping in to the local doctor? I hear they have all kinds of crazy new 'cures' for things these days.
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How do you make grilled cheese with a microwave?
Step 1: Put cheese in griller.
Step 2: Put griller in microwave.
Step 3: Turn on griller.
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Answer this question with a question. do you like pie?
Do I like pie?
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Do you like to forget about everything else and just cuddle with your S.O.?
I certainly do.
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What's the point in giving scientific names to cloud formations (for example, "cumulus nimbus") when they are constantly changing shape?
What's the point in giving names to the days of the week? They're constantly changing.
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Have you ever had an orgasm while screwing in a light bulb?
I must say, no I've not.
Wow, I almost want to now, just to be able to say I have.
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My finger can enter my virginal although its kind of tight.i cant remember bleeding due to sex, can my hymen be there?
What the hell?
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Snow???????
Wha?
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Do you find people with foreign accents annoying?
Not the people, usually. The accents can be though. Particularly in these examples: professions in which interaction with customers is involved. Then it can be a bit annoying.
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How did I get so drunk?
Probably by drinking.
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What is the hardest thing for you to draw?
I'd say 'anything consistently'.
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He is 41, she is 17. Any problem?
Yes. How dare he be born 41 years ago and she 17 years ago.
Just out of interest, do they know each other?
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Is there any way to accelerate the speed of light beyond 299,792,458 meters per second? Is it possible?
Perhaps. It's highly unlikely that the speed of light is a constant, in light (no pun intended) of recent studies.
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What do you use most to battle mosquitoes?
My hands. Though I don't really bother. One in maybe 100 mosquito stings actually affects me.
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Do you beleive in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or some other "fictional" character related to a holiday? If not, when did you stop beleiving if you ever did beleive?
Santa stopped at age 8. I acquired a calculator and decided that no object can travel through our atmosphere at a velocity necessary to reach every house on the planet without igniting.
The easter bunny was a little before that. Perhaps the concept of a giant rabbit distributing chocolate eggs was too much for my childhood self.
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What would you think of a dancer daring to dance barefoot on a bed made of 10,000 sharp upright nails? (see link)
Meh, I've stood on a bed of nails before. Wasn't any pain. Was just a little uncomfortable.
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Has death wiped clean Michael Jackson's sins?
Sins?
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What is going on - or not; that causes so many married men to view porn on the Internet?
Visual stimulation helps one masturbate. We need to masturbate for a few health reasons.
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All right guys, Their have been several questions on here about breast size, so I want to know, Do you think 36D boobs, on a girl 5'51/2" tall, 107 to 110 #, is TO big or TO small or JUST right. Seriously, I want to know. Because my B/F likes them.
I'd say they're probably a tad too big. But it really depends on your overall appearance. They're probably ok.
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How do you melt the hearts of ice of pro-aborters?
Fire.
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Where are all the English people on here ?,
England.
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"Being a mom is the hardest job in the world." Agree or disagree?
Can't be that hard. It's pretty popular.
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Why do men like Crazy (like with papers to prove that she in fact is crazy) women?
I wasn't aware that I liked only being with women who have documentation of institutionalisation.
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2 questions in 1 can u get pregnant 3 to 5 days before ur period and also how long would it take to tell if u were?
Yes, you can. I'd wait about 9 months, just to be safe.
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For Pro-Choice Ab users....we live in the United States and we all have the right to choose what we believe...but I would like to know.at what point in pregnancy do you think is too late to have an abortion?
Shocking, I know. But not everyone on the internet is american.
Sensory neurons form at around 3-4 months. I'd say this would be a good cut-off point, since there is a slight chance that pain may be experienced.
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What would u sayor do if ur partener wanted to pose for an adult mag or pose nude for art reasons and is there a difference.
Wouldn't mind.
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What do teenage guys look for in a girl?
Themselves. Literally.
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How could i boost my self-esteem?
I keep telling you that you're wonderful, but you just don't get it. What the hell is wrong with you?
- Daria's mother
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Would you dare enter the rape tunnel? See link
Possibly..
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If you break up with someone, would you change your cellphone number?
No?
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What is 40% out of 13.95?
I believe its 5.58
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I just found out my gf might be bi. Anybody in a relationship with your s/o whos bi? Hows it working out for you?
I believe mine is. I think the only difference is we both tend to check out women while out and about.
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I heard that people die if they are killed is this true?
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Which country you would prefer to live in except the one you belong to?
I'd think one of the countries in the EU. Possibly New Zealand.
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How do u make large amount of napalm
Just go to Walmart.
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Would you date an independent, pretty woman with a good personality, if you knew that she was black?
How would I date her without knowing she was black?
Also, yeah, I don't see why not.
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If I wanted to starve myself to death how long will it take me? I'm not really going to do starve myself I'm just curious.
With water, about a month. Without water, maybe a week or so. Also depends quite a lot on how much fat you have.
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Is it normal to have genitalia worms?
Well, I've had genitals for pretty much my entire life. And not once have I had worms. I get the feeling I'm not an extraordinary example.
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
Will work for sign supplies.
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Would you want to date someonee who had a lifelong history of depression
Would be hypocritical not to, because of that reason alone.
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Do you have a random piece of knowledge you would like to share?
Many species of moss have sperm.
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Do bake crisp and crunch cookies, or moist and soft cookies?
Plaintext.
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Why are many folk so intolerant of fat people? Discrimination on other grounds is widely frowned upon, so why is weight different?
Not at all, I'm quite intolerant of all groups who are willfully straining the health system.
<insert rant about rarity of obesity from a health condition>
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What is somethig a husband and wife should keep seperate?
Infections.
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Hey im a law student and i have 2 years left ...i was wondering what job oppurtunies are out there for a law graduate??? please helppp!
Linguist. Oh, wait..
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How do I address a package to a little girl and her parents? For a boy I would use "Mr. and Mrs. Jones and Master Joseph". But I do not know how to address it if the child is a girl?
I'd use 'miss'.
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If someone asks what religion you are, do you be afraid to answer?
Not at all. I'm proud to admit that I'm heavily affiliated with the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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In theory, could one breed humans the way one breeds dogs? Small ones, ones with enormous ears, loyal ones, skinny ones...
Yes.
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Why do democrat hate their country so much? I'm referring to posted link.
Firstly, obvious troll is obvious.
Secondly, <insert rant about generalisation>.
Thirdly, I get the feeling it's alright to dislike your country, particularly if it's screwed to all hell.
Finally, on the topic of the video, I think a message as strong as this one is needed (people get weird about defacement of flags for some reason), and might actually get through to...
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You can`t see the air, but without it you will die. You can`t see the electricty in the lines, but touch it and you will surely know its there. So why is it so hard for you to beleive that God is real?Everything in the universe declares his glory!
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Is your mouse wireless?
No, it has a tail.
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The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for?
To make knopfli.
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Are mormon's christians?
As far as I'm aware, they believe in that christ fellow. That does, by definition, make them christians.
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I always believed that if I could see a ghost I would know there was some form of afterlife.. any other atheists / agnostics feel this way?
Somewhat. But not conclusively.
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why do guys cheat?
Why do girls cheat so much?
But really, the question has ridiculous implications.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Who-Cheats-More:-Men-or-Women&id=440585
If men cheat 'so much' it's because you're not having sex with them enough apparently.
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Well everyone, I have to go to the hospital for a while. Any words of encouragement as I prepare to leave?
I hope you win.
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How do I remove popcorn texture from my ceiling?
How did you get popcorn on your ceiling?
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What do you BELIEVE happens to the souls of atheist after death?
Our whats?
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Do you think that teenagers fall into lust or love while they are in high school?
Love. Love can be measured chemically, teenagers, what with the raging hormones and such, can experience love repeatedly for many individuals (or things, who knows) over short spaces of time. And really, this belittlement of those under a particular age for just not being capable of emotions and such, it's really getting (forgive the pun) old.
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Have you ever seen some famous place (the Grand Canyon or the Eiffel Tower or Ireland or something) and been unimpressed by it?
Well, people told us to go to rainforests in Tasmania before going to rainforests in New Zealand, so we wouldn't be disappointed. Well, the rainforests in New Zealand, when compared with those of Tasmania, suck.
Also, Ireland? Wha?
Could just be around here, but Ireland is known for rain, pancakes, beer and leprechauns.
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I am 16 years old when Im not at school,I am always at home and on the computer,I never go out with friends and talk to them on the telephone.My mom says this is not normal teenage behavior,is she right?
She's incorrect.
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Does America have a gun problem?
Nope. Americans have a gun problem.
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How many power outages do you usually get a year?
Maybe 2 or 3. Almost always during storms, depends on the number.
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Can An Atheist Believe In God?
Atheism is defined as a lack of a belief in a god.
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What would you do if you found out your whole life was a hidden camera TV show and everyone you ever knew was a paid actor?
Wouldn't shock me in the least.
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Recently we had a discussion about towels and I learned that more people are particular about them than I thought. For example, one will never use a towel she has used before, another has to know which end she dried her butt with. Do you have any quirks
I run my towel over my hair, just because it will be cold on my back otherwise, I then dry my torso, back, arms, then legs.
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A woman spends all day getting beautiful, whats the worst thing you can say when you see her?
I see your face cleared up.
Well, that's not the worst thing you could say, but good enough.
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Is there anything better than sex? What?
Yes, fucking.
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Why do people fight in the name of God?
You can do anything in the name of god.
I can do something in the name of a banana, doesn't mean anything.
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If someone put a gun to your head & forced you to become an attorney, what area would your practice focus on?
Helping those who've taken others hostage.
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Was giving birth in medieval Europe easier than today?
Well, considering I've done neither, and both are quite impossible for me to do, I can't really offer any valuable experiences.
However, as far as I know, the rates of death during childbirth have steadily been declining over the years, so I'd assume it's a tiny bit easier today.
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Have you ever punched someone in the face?
Yes.
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Have you seen the darkside too?
Yes. They have cookies.
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Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
It's a fruit. Doesn't matter what I 'think' it is.
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How close is your zodiac sign fitting your personality?
Incredibly accurately. In fact, all of the zodiac signs fit me incredibly accurately. Could have something to do with the whole 'zodiac' thing being bullshit.
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Which pro sport do you follow, baseball, basketball or football?
I don't follow sports. On occasion I've been less than bored by olympic sports, but that's about it.
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Who do you think is the most evil man of all time, Adolf Hitler or Osama Bin Laden?
As far as I'm aware, neither of them have done anything but exert influence. Correct me if I'm wrong, but neither of them have killed anyone.
I don't really think they qualify as particularly 'evil' *insert rant about good and evil being subjective*.
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Why are gays smell bad
Why is sentence without grammar
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What's the number one problem in the world?
Questions that are open to interpretation and are uneasily answerable.
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Do you eat animals?
Indeed, I do.
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Atheists: is there anything that is legal that should be considered categorically wrong, or should everyone get to decide for themselves?
I'm a big fan of autonomy. There are just too many nutters around the place for it to work.
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I just had some Christian Missionaries knock on my door. They left as soon as I told them I was not interested. Does anyone have a problem with these people randomly knocking on your door? I don't as long as they go when asked.
Legally speaking, they have the right to walk to your door, knock and if you tell them to leave, they have to leave. Anything outside of this and you can call the police.
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Why is pot illegal while alcohol is much worse?
Marijuana didn't have a large industry in bed with the government at the time of its banning. Alcohol and tobacco, however..
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How would you feel if a 5/five year old was smarter than you?
I met one once. I was also 5, so it didn't really matter to me. Also, I had mixed feelings of what exactly was 'smarter'. All day he would sit with a calculator and memorise the answers to equations. He could reel these off quite easily. However, when presented with paradox or logical absurdity, he could neither identify, nor rationalise.
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I used to speak like that when I was...
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In the midst of an asthma attack, what happens if a guy mistakes pepper spray for an inhaler and breathes it in?
That would be quite uncomfortable. Death may ensue, depending on the severity of the attack, how much spray goes in, and the severity of the asthma.
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Are you afaid of heights?
Nah. I'm afraid of widths.
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Who else is tired of overweight women with fat guts calling themselves curvy?
Indeed, I am. I like curves, I really do.
You, there. The one sitting down with your pelvic flab drooping onto the ground.
You. Are. Not. Curvy.
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My two year old son will be taking his first plane flight this weekend and I would like some suggestions for how to help him pressurize his ears.
You can get 'pressure buds'. Little odd-looking devices that fit into your ears. They have multiple chambers which change pressure at different rates to cause such and such etc. I don't know, I'm not really trying to sell them to you, I've just used them and they were quite relieving. They cost about $20-$40 and you can get them in the shops at airports.
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How far should you keep your cell phone from your head or body while sleeping?
Where do I keep it..Sometimes under my pillow if it's necessary for me to awaken (my phone is a rather loud alarm). Usually on my desk, around 3 metres away.
Really, it doesn't matter.
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Can hanging out with obese people cause you to gain weight?
Potentially. But I doubt it.
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My brother did not attend mother's funeral. Instead, he spent the time asking the insurance broker how much money in life insurance she left him. He already makes a six-figure salary. Is this shameful?
Does he have a legal right to the money?
If yes, he's damned organised with finances, and this is probably one of the reasons why he earns a six-figure salary.
If no, he's being an opportunist, perhaps a little shameful in this situation.
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What did you think of the movie 300
I rather enjoyed it.
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Would you like to drive in a place with no speed limits?
No. A state in my country used to have such a law. It's bloody scary to drive in.
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What do you and Barack Obama have in common?
Genitals.
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Could Barak Obama make a decent speech without a teleprompter?
Many people can. I made fun of GWB quite a lot, and then saw an interview with him in 1992, in which he was using a vast vocabulary quite fluently. I'm not sure what happened between then and his presidency. Perhaps the whole not being allowed to say a whole shitload of things extends further than we know.
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Can you find 13 animals hidden in these words?
Pheasantoadderaturtleechareelionewtiger
pheasant
ant
toad
adder
rat
turtle
leech
char
hare
eel
lion
newt
tiger
I think the 'char' (sometimes 'charr') was probably the tricky one. Luckily, I studied fish maniacally for a while.
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How can I put hooks on the ceiling without drilling any holes? (Four hooks for a hanging bed canopy..)
There should be sticky hooks you can get. 3M is the brand around here.
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Have you ever chopped wood for a fire?
Indeed, I have.
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Is it really a "stereotype" if it is true a significant portion of the time? How can stereotypes even get started if they aren't?
Correlation versus causation. A significant portion of white people probably like mayonnaise. However, being white does not cause you to like mayonnaise.
There is a truth in the correlation of many stereotypes, however people assume there is causative truth.
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Is birth a medical process or a natural process?
Medicine is a natural process. Humans are natural, things we do are natural. I'm sure people will be all 'rarara the birth should only be natural'. Sulphuric acid is 'natural', but you don't generally have a lot of it around during childbirth.
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Ladies: What is are some things you wish your partner would do/not do during foreplay?
Well, I hum the tetris theme whilst 'performing' oral sex upon her. She dislikes this, I think. But, really, it's damned funny.
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Have you ever been in a haunted house?
Nope.
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Does anybody actually answer question on here?
Nope, never. We just sit around, asking questions and commenting on things. Not one single person EVER answers a question.
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Who is your favorite Vampire?
I can't remember his name. He's the main character in the Blade movies. Perhaps he doesn't count because he's not completely a vampire, but still, I rather liked the character.
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Have you ever had a sex-daydream?
Yep. Quite often, actually. I suppose that would be expected from an adolescent, and a male at that.
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When you have a cold/flu how do you deal with it? If you take meds is there any special product you prefer?
I sleep on it. Even when I don't have the flu, I sleep on it.
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Why is it text only SOMETIMES appears on my images in Photoshop? Sometimes, it's easy to put the text on, other times the text is there, but doesn't show up, i don't understand.
Perhaps the text layer is below other layers upon which you are working?
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How would you define something as being alive?
I would define something as being alive if it is able to reproduce, in the nonevent of sterility or castration.
I know this includes bacterial viruses, which are both technically alive and the opposite. But there really is no watertight definition.
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Ladies would you date someone shorter than you? Guy would you date someone taller than you?
I've been with many a-tall female. Doesn't really change my perception of them, further than 'she is taller'.
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I have a possum liven in my room down stairs and he pops out to eat what i have left in the cup, is this say? should i call and have someone comd and get this baby possum? hes so cute but i dont want him to die :(
I don't understand your question. But it's probably best to call an animal rescue organisation.
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I got a dirty look today because i didnt turn in the wedding papers to the court so we by law are not married and yet we have children and she just gave me the look from hell, why do people hate those who are not married and have kids? what wrong with it?
People are morons. Learn this.
What do you think people did before marriage was invented?
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Would you eat dog for $50?
Of course. I rather enjoy meats.
But then again, I'm an Aussie, the only country that eats its national emblems.
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Did Darwin turn back on his own idea while on his death bed?
Nope. There were 6 people present. One of them, years later, said that he did. The other five said it was bullshit.
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Was Jesus a communist?
I'm not sure what you mean there.
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How many U. S. Presidents' grave-sites have you visited?
None.
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What do you think about false rape claims?
Such things rather annoy me. Come to think of it, most false claims annoy me. This one is particularly icky though. Can just imagine the rage with which real rape victims would be filled.
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What does it mean if you see Barack Obama's face on your toast?
You need to turn your toaster down.
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What does Satan hate more than anything?
Parking tickets.
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I've seen people trying to get their Chinese tattoo translated. If you were abroad and someone asked you to translate their English tattoo, would you be honest with them if it said something other than what they thought it said?
I'd just tell them whatever they were looking for was something like "Enema" or "Douche". There are a great many people around the place with chinese symbols printed on them which say words such as 'prostitute'. I believe national geographic did a story on this a little while back.
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Was the fortune teller right?
Indeed. He told me of a house, a white picket fence, a running horse. And then he told me of my aunt, she was crying, fell down onto her bed, looked as if someone had broken her heart. I'd been running away, so I ran back home as quickly as possible. When I got there the whole place was deserted. A tornado was swirling in the distance, pieces of wood and crop were flying everywhere. I...
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When did you last go to a place of worship for any faith?
I don't exactly recall..went to a big church in the city in 2004, went down into the crypt underneath, also looked up in the towers. 'Twas quite a nice place. Irritating that the government spends more money on that church's windows than it does on my entire suburb every year. But interesting, nonetheless.
I may have been to one since then, not sure.
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I find myself laughing at people who are suffering because they cheated. it feels saying "I told you so" to my wife. I feel bad and am sorry I can't sympathise. do you forgive me?
Why should we be forgiving you?
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Should burning your country's flag be illegal?
No. It should be covered under an act of 'speech' or an act of 'protest', which I'm somewhat sure that we have.
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As a child, did you get to go sledding on the snow?
'Snow'? What is this 'snow'?
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How will you say "rabbit" without the letter R?
Wabbit. A wascaly wabbit, to be precise.
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I am a scrapbooker. Where & how do I get the lovely fonts that I see on layouts. From software, internet, they are not Microsoft Word fonts.
I suggest http://www.dafont.com/
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What are swine flu symptoms?
It's not quite as bad as when I've had the normal flu before. Just felt more tired than I do during the flu.
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I met a woman at work the other day, no real talking or anything, but her beauty was breathtaking. by noticing am I cheating?
No. If I notice someone ridiculously attractive, I inform my significant other and we discuss them.
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Do your friends or children get embarrassed when they see you dance?
No. I don't dance.
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I found a dog and it is tattooed on its left hind leg, what does this mean?
Many dogs are tattooed as a sign of specific identification or as an indication of vaccination, worming etc.
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Do you curse like a drunken sailor, or are you always the lady or the gentleman?
I limit my vocabulary for no one.
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Ai need to quit drinking but i cant seem to find the motovation. i think i might be addicted, actually im pretty sure i am. im up for any kind of solution
Ok, might seem revolutionary, just bear with me on this. Don't buy alcohol.
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Do you talk to yourself? Why? When is the last time you answered back?
Some of the best conversations I've ever had have been with myself.
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Do you think its ohkay to allow your 15 year old daughter to have her 18 year old boyfriend sleepover in the same bed
Sure, why not.
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Has a ouija board worked for you? If so...what happened?
It ouijed.
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I have to give a speech tomorrow and I am already getting nervous. What are some tips/tricks to calm nerves before a speech?
Weed.
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Men: What is the perfect breast size? (Using bra sizes.)
I'd say a B or C. A good handful :P
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You are locked in a room with Bush,Mushraf & Zardari. You have a gun with only 2 bullets What wd you do?
Kill myself and let them fight it out for the last one.
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Do you feel that a photo of a baby being breast-fed is obscene?
Not at all.
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Why do right handed people eat hot dogs with their left hand?
I'm right handed. I eat many foods with my left hand. I have no idea why.
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Why do we die?
Because all matter in the universe is in a state of degradation. Even if we were 'immortal', we would eventually 'decay' because the atoms in our bodies would break down. Sure, that would take many many trillions of years, an incomprehensibly long time, but it would happen.
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Can someone explain to me the different between a "second cousin" and a "first cousin once removed"?
As far as I'm aware, a second cousin is a cousin of my cousin. A first cousin once removed is a cousin not of my generation, a cousin of my mother or father.
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Why did the UK and France delay their declaration of war against Germany following the invasion of Poland?
Some countries tend to think about it before declaring war on another. Wouldn't seem like it nowadays with america, like a bull at a gate, dragging us along with it.
Also, I believe there was some debate as to whether or not declaring war upon germany when poland was neutral to both countries was a good idea.
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Does "Answer 1 out of 0" annoy you?
Not particularly. It's more annoying when I've answered a question and the question remains 'unanswered' for about 20 minutes.
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Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
My father.
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Is it appropriate for an American citizen who has never served in the military, to render a military style hand salute (right hand to the brow) to the American Flag as it passes in a parade?
The salute is not of american military origins, nor is it in any way 'sacred'. I see no issue.
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Do you remember when getting a cup of coffee in a restaurant was only 10 cents & 25 cents?
Riight..
The cheapest coffee has ever been for me would be about 2 dollars. The same coffee now is about 3 dollars. Not really an issue, years of inflation does that.
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So diz girl loves me 2 death but dsnt wana tlk to me bout ending our frienship cuz somthn rely bad happend to were her gay friends wana beat me up an i said im not gna be friends wit her cz there gay fake juggalos an is aid goodbye but does she want 2?
After careful consideration, I've come to a conclusion that your current quandary isn't worth said consideration due to the manner of its presentation.
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Name something you cannot find at a Wal-Mart?
Australians.
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Have you ever replied to the voice of your car's satellite navigation system?
Nope. Don't have one.
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How likely is it that the Internet will break?
Uh..not quite sure what you're asking here.
Doesn't really seem applicable.
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Do you find yourself praying to a God that you don't believe in? I know I do.
Not at all.
I've stopped talking to myself.
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What do you think Michael Jackson's last conscious thoughts were before he died?
I'm bad..
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When is it OK to shoot a protester who is handcuffed and blindfolded?
Never.
Protest should be encouraged.
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Bill Maher: America, you're stupid! Obama should just ram healthcare down America's throat because people are 'too stupid' to get it. Do You Agree?
Quite.
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Should police officers go by the book or by the heart?
The book.
If they wanted to go by their heart, they should look into vigilante justice.
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In this very moment...how do you feel about existence? (there are no limits for your answers, even a "point" or just an empty space would be accurate to express yourselves)
I feel like the conceptual discovery of further dimensions, all wrapped within one another. Constantly I am reaching higher planes of philosophical understanding, unwrapping another one. Elating me.
.
Then I notice I'm still alive and my day sucks again.
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What do you think of parents who disown their children because of their child's sexual orientation or gender identity?
Lack of education and understanding.
Disgusts me.
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How do you rebound from asking a girl out and getting rejected, when you have to see her every day?
I rebound after about 10 minutes. Not really an issue.
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This is going to sound weird, But.. Me and my boyfriend broke up and he's dating a girl i hate, But thats beside the point, I feel like he still "belongs" to me and idk why, And i really want help with feelings like this, Any suggestions? please help!
Attachment is a part of love. It's a mechanism to try to prevent break ups from occurring.
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Why is it considered that women gossip more then men?
On average, women say around 17000 words per day. Men, on average, say around 2000 per day.
If one in every hundred words is that of gossip (a guess), logically, women gossip more.
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To those with "mental illness": Are thoughts a big part of your experience? Do your thoughts play a big role?
I'm not quite sure what you're asking here.
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Ladies: Does chocolate make you horny? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone! It'll be our little AB secret!
Of course, it's the internet, very secret.
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Is it true that the british people despise the people of any other nation even if they were white? (Be honest).
Uh, no.
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My girlfriend want's a 3-4 days break to find out what her feeling are and if she wants to continue the relationship. Does a 3-4 day break makes things all better maybe or will she maybe just get used to being alone and want's to have it that way?
This rarely helps.
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Do you think the reason there are so many duplicates is because ab has been around awhile now and do you think ab should do a data base clean up if the duplicate was over a year ago to drop the old and allow room for the new instead of rejecting the new?
I thought the purpose of answerbag was to get answers. If you ask a question that's been asked before, shouldn't you just go to the other question to get the answers you're looking for?
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What do you do to keep your brain active?
Not die.
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Do guys get grossed out by girls having hair.... down there?
I don't. It's just a little annoying when I begin to choke to death as a result of it.
However, when they trim it into weird little patterns, it doesn't gross me out, it scares me.
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According to the Belief-O-MaticTM (see link), Which religion(s) are you best suited to?
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (88%)
3. Nontheist (83%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (79%)
5. Liberal Quakers (72%)
Nothing too shocking.
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What! Iraqi's want US out of Iraq? See link:
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/brmiddleeastnafricara/250.php
Shocking.
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How heavy is too heavy for a 5'3" female?
70kg would be too heavy.
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How likely are you to catch swine flu on public transport?
Fairly so. But swine flu isn't particularly awful. I got over it in a few days.
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What can be done to stop Obama's Marxist agenda?
Well, first I suggest we start Obama's Marxist agenda. THEN we can get down to stopping it.
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John Lennon posed the dilemma "imagine, no religion", do you think the world would be a better place without it?
Groups have extremes. Statistically speaking, this will happen. It just so happens that almost every religious doctrine has some kind of "we don't like other religions" involved. Which, when interpreted by extremes of the groups, is seen as "we hate other religions".
The question was "do you think the world would be a better place without it?". My knee-jerk...
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Men do you like it when you s/o wants to cook you a special meal and give you nice massage for those aching muscles ? (seems some men don't know how to respond to tlc)
I'm not quite sure. I don't recall the exact situation having happened. Doesn't sound too bad.
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What are some common mistakes we make with men?
You ask questions about us.
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Do Americans hate Scotland now? See posted link.
Probably. They tend to do that kind of thing.
I'm an Aussie. While I somewhat agree and somewhat disagree with their decision, I wouldn't exactly lash out and say it was "comforting terrorists".
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I'm the only one out of my group of friends that doesn't have a boyfriend. All of them complain about their boyfriends, and it's annoying. What should I do?
Kill them. Take their boyfriends.
2 problems solved.
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Is music a universal language?
No. Imagine if there was another being in the universe with hearing outside and only outside of our audible range.
Mwahaha.
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Does traffic noise affect frogs?
Indeed, it does.
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Due to some BAD ADVICE from ANSWERBAG I'm now banned from Cracker Barrel and now have FELONY BREAKING AND ENTERING CHARGES filed against me. Is there any way I can pursue a lawsuit against a user for BAD ADVICE?
Can I pursue a lawsuit against you for OLD SPAM?
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If it is illegal to enforce religion by law, then why is AA (which is uses religion to "conquer" addiction) handed out as punishment for drunk drivers?
Exactly.
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What are babies born without?
Vast arrays of weaponry.
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Can you explain in detail the fastest/best way to potty train a new puppy? What is EVERYTHING I should do to make the process go by fastest? I'm having a baby in October and I'd like her to be housetrained by then.
If they go inside, put them straight outside and close any doors/windows/curtains.
Take them outside as much as possible, take treats with you, if they go on the lawn/dirt/wherever you want them to, praise them as much as possible, as well as giving them a treat.
DO NOT yell at the dog. DO NOT hit the dog.
It can take about 3 weeks at the most.
Just about all you can do.
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If there is no solution, what do you do?
Confucius say: man who go to bed with hard problem, wake up with solution in hand.
Not really my style, just been waiting for a chance to use that joke.
If there is no solution I kidnap a large group of professionals in the field and promise them cake if they work it out.
Heh..
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Need help finding the right font for resume!!
i'm a big fan of handwriting but i don't think that putting my resume in a handwriting font would be such a good idea....
what fonts would you people recommend?
Arial, Courier, Times New Roman.
These are fonts that businesses use, so it's probably best to stay within the realms of being boring to the point of tears.
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How do I aquire a girlfriend? 1. i don't know ANY girls that i would consider dating. All of my friends are guys & im virgin. And ALL of my guy friends have girlfriends except me? I'm 22 in University studying Computer Sciences and Software Engineering
Oh, dear..
Well, try around your uni. Try a dating site. Consider clubbing, perhaps.
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What's the scariest thing you've ever seen?
I've never really seen anything particularly scary.
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What was it like to operate a PC made 10 years ago?
Bloody awful.
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My daughter is three months old is she to young to paint her finger nails and toe nails? What age have you painted childrens finger and toe nails?
Why would you do that?
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If a teacher was cought smoking weed on their own time. but never was high dureing school hours should the be fired?
Not even gonna touch the spelling.
No, they shouldn't be fired.
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What causes a longer pause when reading . or , or ; or :
The full stop. Semicolons can have the same pause as a comma or no pause at all. And colons are all over the shop.
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I've got writers block. I'm working on my Twilight/Star Wars crossover fanfic, and I got to the part where Han Solo cornholes Edward while Edward cornholes Luke while Luke cornholes Jacob. Now what?
Have Jacob cornhole Han Solo.
Daisy chain!
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Are both sets of your grandparents still alive?
One grandfather died a couple of decades prior to my birth, the grandmother while I was around age 8. My other grandparents are still alive.
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Should I start a cult? I could use the power? I am from WV Mansion is from here he had a powerful cult. Why help people when I can use them especially since all they do is use me?
Go for it.
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If we want change can we go back to the 80's where violence was law so I can handle some recent issues? and to think I defended you people.
What the hell are you on about?
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Is anybody's internet going really fast all of a sudden?
I'm in Australia. Fast internet is against the law.
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Would you be willing to try illicitly brewed or home distilled liquor if it is of good quality and is a lot cheaper than the branded ones?
I'd be willing to sell it. I don't drink.
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Would you like to see any changes made to Answerbag?
I'd like it to be made into a console game.
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Should I join the mafia it's a change?
Oh, yeah. There are quite a lot of career options leading on from being in the mafia.
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Should a preacher wear a shirt that says Islam is of the devil?
Wait, why would any muslims be in the vicinity of (I would assume) a christian preacher?
It's inappropriate. Legal, so you can't really do much, but inappropriate.
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What do physics, chemistry and biology have in common?
The letters 'y' and 'i'.
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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true?
Hating a race doesn't make you racist.
Racism is the belief that race determines traits and capacities and that said traits and capacities determine superior races under a set of circumstances.
Everyone is racist.
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How can i view someone else's text messages
Of course! Just go to "InvasionOfPrivacy.com" and click on the "I officially renounce others' trust in me" tab.
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What should I do? My dad hates my boyfriend because he thinks his actions (way of talking and the like) fit his mental image of a gay guy.
Tell your dad to take it like a man...in the arse.
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If you knew the world was to end the next day, what would you do and if you are an athiest, would you do anything different? You know there is a higher power if your pride would just admit it.
If I knew the world was going to end the next day, I'd probably spend a lot of time talking to people I know.
"You know there is a higher power if your pride would just admit it."
Uh, no. I don't know that there is a higher power.
If I knew the world was going to end the next day as a result of indisputable proof of this 'god' of which you speak (eg....
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The last time you used a key was it to turn on something or to unlock something?
Unlocked the front door.
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Is it a good idea for students to have a gap year between the end of school and the start of university?
Yes and no.
Yes because you can get some money.
No because it can get you out of the swing of schooling.
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What age shoud you get a kid into guitar lessons
Don't. Wait for them to ask.
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Me and my boyfriend got into a drunken argument. i slapped him twice so he slapped me in the face back (this has been the first time its ever happend) he said was really really sorry after,i shouldn't of even hit him in the first place. Leave him? or..?
Wait a second. You hit him twice, and he hit you once in retaliation.
Shouldn't he be the one leaving you?
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I wanna lose 10 pounds. whats a fast easy way without starving yourself?
Cut off your hand from mid-forearm. Or cut off your foot from mid-calf.
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Are you always nice to everyone you meet?
Yes. I'm an excellent actor.
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What do you want people to know about you that they don't seem to?
I really hate you all. You keep talking to me when I look so uncomfortable that I'm going to explode. Silence is not awkward, it does not bother me, stop filling it.
Enough of the smalltalk, actually talk about something worthwhile.
I know I can't make decisions. Shockingly enough, mocking me about it won't help.
Stop calling me weird. I know I'm weird.
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Are you hunting for beaver or bear right now?
Uhh..I'm so confused..
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What was the very first question asked on AB?
"Sorry, I clicked the submit button twice, how do you delete a question?"
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Close your eyes. Relax. What do you see?
I don't need to do that. I get the same flickering lights effect with my eyes open.
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Do people who yawn really loudly and/or make a weird noise when they yawn annoy you?
My father and sister intentionally make the sound of a dying whale when they yawn. They also yell when they sneeze.
It annoys me greatly.
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Are there periods when you feel itchy?
I'm male, I don't have periods.
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What do you think of vigilanty justice? Your answers will be met with open minded appreciation,no matter what your opinion.Please?
What do you think of VIGILANTE spell-checkers?
Vigilante justice is a way for people to express anger at an incorrect or ineffective law. I think people sometimes need to carry things out themselves. But I still think they need to be punished for whatever they do. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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It is safe to feed my dog cooked pork rib bones?
Not a chance in hell. Cooked bone is quite bad for dogs.
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Guys, if you found out that your girlfriend is not capable of having an orgasm, what would you do?
Be lazy. Going first is never again an issue. Life becomes perfect.
Either that or I'd assist her in any way possible through exercises, massages, therapies and muscle toning until such a time as she is capable of doing so, for the betterment of us both and our relationship.
50/50 either way.
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What is a good example of a resume title? Please someone,I need help!!
<Name>. I'm awesome.
Believe it.
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Do you enjoy spending time at casinos?
Well, considering I'm 17, I've never actually been inside of one.
However, from what I can see, it looks like a whole bunch of people hunched over at computers, getting programmers' tan, and shovelling money into a slot like there's no tomorrow.
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Do you wish they made more of the really funny, absurdly stupid movies like The Naked Gun, Airplane, Spaceballs, Scary Movie, etc?
These movies are quite clever. It's a shame so few fully understand how hilarious they are.
I would have liked a flying high 3 perhaps. As long as it was all of the same actors.
But yes, definitely more of the same style.
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Are you good at controlling your anger? Do you have temper tantrums, pout, explode… or just quietly keep it too yourself? How do you handle your temper or anger?
I'm usually quite good at remaining calm and composed. However, once every 1.85 years or so, something really REALLY pisses me off. And something of an 'explosion' occurs.
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Why have things become more impersonal than the past?
Well, if you mean impersonal in the sense that things are no longer kept secret, it's because ridiculous things used to happen like girls not knowing what a period is, then thinking they are dying when it finally happens. Or a newly married couple not knowing where babies come from because of wonderful abstinence-only education.
However, if you mean impersonal in the sense that you used...
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What can I do to increase my brest size? I'm 5''5' 120lbs. B cup and i want to be at least a C.
You're 5 foot 5? Believe me, a B looks more than adequate.
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"I and my Father are one", says Jesus.....what does this mean?
He shagged his own mother to conceive himself.
Creepy.
Jerry Springer wouldn't even allow that shit on his show.
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Goodbye to you, my trusted friend. We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. Would you have this song played at your memorial?
I used to like that song, not so much anymore. I think at my funeral I shall have the song 'Alive' by POD. Pun definitely intended.
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Why are people so apathetic these days?
Around about 20 years ago people started to look around and realise, despite what a lot of people are saying, the world really sucks. A wave of realism washed over us all, generation X, MTV and Y were hit the hardest.
And thus, we view the world realists instead of optimists. We understand that optimism is asking for disappointment. And pessimism is the only way to be happy.
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Why are some teenage girls so mean to their "friends"?
The adolescent years of human beings are a 'testing ground' for appropriate behaviour as an adult. Unfortunately for everyone else, that involves a large chunk of being a complete douche to everyone. This is particularly noticeable in females during the teen years, and in males shortly after.
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Are you competive person? If so, has that help you in life?
I certainly am.
And no, hasn't really.
Hasn't been to my detriment either.
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When is it a good time to "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT"?
While answering this question.
Oh, shi-
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These guys who get hair plugs and think nobody's gong to notice... are they mentally ill? or just stupid?
Interesting false dichotomy. Somehow I get the feeling you might be singing a different tune if you were balding.
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Do you ever wonder if you might be the problem and not everyone else?
I know I am. That was my intention.
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Do you have a high or low Metabolism?
I'm not sure how it goes with high or low. I'm generally described as having a fast metabolism though.
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ENGLAND HAS WON THE ASHES! Who else is as ecstatic as I am?
Oh, goodie. I'm thrilled.
I'm an aussie. I really really REALLY couldn't care less. Well, I could care less, but that would require slightly more effort than I'm currently exerting.
You get the idea.
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What do you bring to a relationship?
Relations?
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Why is there a lack of value placed on honorable behavior?
Honourability is generally comprised of: honesty, respect, integrity & fairness.
Honesty is out the window. We lie at least every 10 minutes.
Respect is gone. Think about your teenage years. Or if you're a bullshitter and want to say you respected your elders, think of a boss you've had.
Integrity was never around. Everyone breaks. Just add a few more zeros to that...
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Is morality at an all time low?
Not a chance. Luckily there's a thing called a 'bell curve'. And about 90 or so percent of people adhere to ethical and moral standards.
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Do you consider yourself to be a good tipper?
Tipping doesn't exist in my country. In fact, it's regulation of almost all restaurants to refuse tips, if ever they are offered.
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What kind of people go to hooters?
Owls.
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Where's Scooby-Doo?
In a theme park in Queensland, Australia.
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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men?
Yes, undoubtedly. Either that or men should be banned from doing so. Inequality for the lose.
To be frank, we really should be able to go naked.
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The hottest girl you can think of right now offers you sex,someone offered you 10,000 dollars not to do her what do you do?
I'd take the money. I've done the hottest girl I can think of right now. She was terrible.
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Do you support the idea that we remove negative point ratings from AB? DR is not constructive to open discussions. Questionable Q&As can still be flagged for removal.
Not a chance. With no threat of losing power, you abuse it.
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What makes a web page attractive?
Breasts.
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How would you describe the taste of your blood?
Somewhat salty. It's quite difficult to describe, that's the only taste I can detect for sure.
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Is it wrong that certain cultures eat dogs and cats?
Is it wrong that certain cultures eat cows and pigs?
Also, I think it's really quite annoying that we can eat as many cows as we like, but not people.
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What country do you think is the safest to live in?
Sealand.
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What is your favourite Beatles song?
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
or
Ob-La-Di
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At what age do will you consider yourself to be old?
I'm old now.
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I accidently put my shoes on my hands. Am I pregnant?
I did that at age 15. I'm male.
I think you could be safe.
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Have you ever worn socks with your sandals? If so; why?
No. I'm no pom :)
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What cool things you do with your iPhone?
I drop it a lot. Doesn't break.
That's pretty cool.
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What specific thing do you take with you everywhere you go?
Cotton.
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Do you have a middle name, if so is it the same as a parent or grandparents name?
Nope.
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When news programs show an overweight person's large stomach wobbling around as they walk, have they asked them if it is ok to film them, or have they just done it without permission, and potentially embarrass these people by showing it on tv?
They don't 'technically' need their permission. However, anyone who is in the footage can ask for the section with them in it to be removed. I think.
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Would you care if one of your favourite singers was caught taking drugs?
No.
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What would u do if they made weed legal?
About the same as I'm doing now.
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Why don't Christians consider logic as important?
"Trust in the lord with all your heart. And lean not on your own understanding." Proverbs 3:5
Says it all.
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Im 17 does anyone see me or any other 17 year old as a kid
I'm 17. I see you as a kid.
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Are kids more Internet aware than their parents?
I'd say I'm much more internet aware than my parents. However, a great many adults know far more about such things than I do.
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Why are most intelligent people unhappy?
We aren't unhappy. We're just really good at pretending you're unhappy. So while you're all distracted thinking we're unhappy, we are taking over the world.
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Do you hate it when people say your first or last name wrong?
Yes, I certainly do. My first name is two syllables, 6 letters long. REALLY SIMPLE.
My last name is 1 syllable, 3 letters long. ALSO REALLY SIMPLE.
And yet, for some reason. People make the strangest sounds when trying to pronounce them.
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How do you fight the urge to not cheat. I have been dealing with this "temptation" for a long time and I am about to break!!!!!!
Just don't?
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What can't you change?
The default font in several programs. Grr.
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Les Paul, guitarist extraordinaire and inventor of the solid block electric guitar, passed today at age ninety-four. Will you join me in a tribute?
My tribute has already been paid. I didn't screw up playing today.
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My dad (and by extension, my step-mom) and I don't really get along too well. I got a request from my step-mom on Facebook to be my friend, but I don't want to add her. Would it be wrong for me to deny her request?
Just don't respond to it. I have about 40 invitations that I just ignore because this brilliant dilemma has come up.
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What is something that you don't want to get wrong?
Death.
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What's the worst, cruelest, most hurtful thing you've ever said to someone? Did you mean it?
I believe it was something along the lines of "Don't worry, you'll definitely regret this.". Made sense between us. They did regret it.
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What is the cheapest and best way to eliminate fire ants from around the house?
FIRE.
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Do you think most users, if not all, who do not designate whether they are male or female on their profile are all female?
No?
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I'm 16 and am alone every single day. Literally, I just sit around by myself until I get tired and go to bed. I have absolutely no friends. I'm an awful person and have no purpose
I'm 17. I'm alone every day. Save for school, of course.
There's nothing wrong with being awful. People who inspire fear in others make the best dictators.
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2009's top 5 failed states are Somalia, Zimbabwe, Sudan, Chad and The Democratic Republic of the Congo. If all government is BAD, why aren't these the nicest places on Earth to live?
Could have something to do with all of the horrible diseases in the area. Or something to do with all of the armies that invade them. Perhaps.
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I would like to venture an opinion and I ask do you agree with this logic? (posted as an answer)
Well, er, both of my parents 'kinda' work full time.
And besides, if I took anything my parents have displayed as a logical way to act, I'd be seriously fucked up.
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What can I do to make it look bigger?
Magnifying glass.
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Does really "what goes around comes around"?
No. Unless it's some kind of carousel.
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Why do people ride horses?
Originally, horses were ridden for their speed. Shocking, I know. But an enormous bloody animal with more legs than us is faster.
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Name 1 thing that is better than sex?
More sex. And then some extra. Then multiple orgasms during that sex. And finishing up with auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Do hurricanes spin the opposite way in the southern hemisphere?
No. The whole spiral systems working in the opposite direction on each hemisphere is a myth.
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Why does everybody major in PSYCHOLOGY?
I seriously doubt that everybody majors in psychology.
However, if this were the case, I can think of several reasons behind it: psychology is awesome, psychology is useful, psychology is awesome, psychology has many job pathways, psychology is awesome, psychologists are always in demand and psychology is awesome.
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How appalled would America's Founding Fathers be if they saw all of the illiterate questions and answers on here? They used to speak so eloquently back then...
I beg to differ. The founding fathers disliked English with a passion. Why do you think they made changes and told the masses they were correct?
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "honey, we need to talk" from your s/o?
Oh, god damn it.
*kills self*
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Does anyone know of a site similar to AB which doesn't allow children (I don't mean like ABadult sex-talk site)? I would like to have intelligent discussions with adults.
Intelligent conversations with adults were banned as inhumane by the UN in section C of the human rights act back in 1992.
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Is your present job your dream job, or are you still lookin?
Yes, I'm unemployed.
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Which newspaper do you subscribe and deliver to you home every morning?
Pa-per? What is this pa-per?
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Do you have a pet that acts as an alarm clock in case you sleep in too late?
Not sure about pets, but wild animals for sure.
There used to be a murray lark that would fly down and peck at its reflection in my window every day at exactly 6am.
Shame it's gone now, would be useful.
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Hi, my wife tried to use a credit card online by inserting it into the floppy port of our pc. I have tried to fish it out but looks like it will have to come apart to retrieve the card. Is that a easy task to do? Thanks.
Do do do do do.
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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?
Join them. I'm sure it will bring you closer together.
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What has your grandfather taught you?
"Yes, dear." can make a marriage last forever.
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I'm having a hard time learning to live with the fact that my boyfriend looks at porn. It feels like a form of cheating to me and I feel inadequate now in the bedroom. Is there a place for porn in a relationship? What are your thoughts?
Interesting. Usually it's guys who feel inadequate as a result of porn.
There is a place for porn in relationships. Both males and females are stimulated by porn.
As long as he isn't doing something insane like choosing to watch porn instead of seeing you, then there is no issue.
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I have a 12 year old daughter who I think is seeing a girl in her school, how do I approach this situation, I'm ok with gay relationships but I think shes too young to know what she wants.
I doubt that she is too young to know what she wants.
Very rarely is one too young to know what one wants.
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Are "Sara" and "Sarah", and "Tara" and "Terror" pronounced differently for you?
Sar-ra, sair-ra. Tar-ra, tair-ra.
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Which part of the doughnut has the least calories?
The water content.
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Guys, please help us ladies. What do you go through in a breakup? Do you cry? How do you move on?
There are many stages. Doom, frustration, anger, punching oneself in the head, kicking household pets, eating, forcing yourself not to cry and apathy.
Strangely enough, I've found that gaming has always been a good way to ease the passing of a relationship. Shooting a few hundred thousand people in the head can be quite therapeutic.
We are odd beings.
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Im 17! my aunts coming over in august. i have been bad. i had an abortion, broke a window, beat up my mom, skipped school, damaged the house, & got drunk. im scared & nervous to see my aunt. how should i act & what do i say? my mom tells my aunt everythin
Duplicating questions is rather annoying. Please don't do it.
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Im 17, my aunts coming over in august. i have been bad. i had an abortion, broke a window, beat up my mom, skipped school, damaged the house, & got drunk. im scared & nervous to see my aunt. how should i act & what do i say? my mom tells my aunt everythin
Tell her yourself. Will take the wind out of your mother's sails.
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How do u make something out of what visually appears to be nothing? Without using nano-technology as an explanation.
Hydrogen + Oxygen = Water
MWAHAHAHA! MAGIC!
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Why do I get emotional over simple things... or get irritated and upset too.. like my bf will say something that might bug me but i let go of one day and the next i'm crying over and I can't control myself?
How old are you?
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I'm hungry, what should I do?
Take a large, blunt, metallic object and hit yourself over the head with it. Repeatedly.
That should fix two problems.
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What month were you born?
April.
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Would you stay with someone if they didnt see you in their future? Im dating a guy who says he sees himself with a wife and two kids. Im gay. I cant give him that.
Believe me. It's confusing as all hell to be in his situation.
Still, that doesn't make it entirely fair to you. I'd ask him if that's the future he wants or expects.
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Is there anything that is too much to ask of God?
Apparently making a mountain so big that he can't climb it isn't allowed.
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Are you still a vegetarian if you eat fish?
No.
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I heard through the gravevine that you were speeding while headed home one evening. Is there any truth to this rumor?
I doubt it. I still have my L plates. Haven't driven at night yet.
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Have you ever kissed an ex after you broke up?
Yeah..
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Does your children's school still have blackboards?
We don't even have whiteboards at my school anymore.
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Does anyone no of a plugin that would allow me to record my screen while drawing in photoshop or at least a plugin for photoshop that would do the same?
http://www.ehow.com/how_4771011_screen-capture-photoshop-tutorial-images.html
Unless you have a mac, then there's a program that can periodically capture the screen. iCapture I think it is.
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Don't you think chewing gum is rude?
No? Also, why is this in the 'singapore' section?
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Is it possible to get pregnant from oral sex?
Yes, absolutely. People try to say the only way to get pregnant is by being impregnated, they're lying. Teach the controversy.
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Would you answer this question if it guaranteed you points?
No.
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What is the last thing you held for more than 30 seconds in your left hand?
My Gameboy Colour. Huzzah for Pokémon gold.
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Girls, I just bought a pair of skinny jeans. Do you think men look well in them? Why?, Why not? Because I like jeans, and know I want to put on skinny jeans. And, do you think my girlfriend would like to see me in skinny jeans?
I'm male. I have several pairs of skinnies. It's all rather dependent on the size of your legs, no one with enormous legs looks good in skinnies, male or female.
50/50 with the girlfriend. Girls generally only love it or hate it.
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Why does it freakin' matter if people do type in all caps and use a lot of question marks? Why does that bother so many people? Don't you think that is a little invalid?
Improper usage of the language annoys me greatly.
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Why does my wife eat my scat?
I get the feeling that you'd have a better idea of this.
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Is it possible to loose weight and not have anyone loose it with you or have any other kind of support?
No. It's not possible to loose weight.
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Would most men prefer to see a woman in a thong or the big ones? Why
I really don't like to see women in g-strings. They're impractical and leave nothing to the imagination for the 12 seconds prior to my removing them.
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Can anybody explain what is the meaning of "Fifth Amendment" and what people mean when they say "I take Fifth Amendment"?
They refuse to answer on the grounds that what they say may incriminate themselves or others.
Lots of fun.
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Has any American President ever ignored the U.S. Constitution to the degree Obama has?
I'd like you to find an example of one American president (excluding the founding fathers, of course) who didn't ignore the US constitution at one point or another.
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If a girl used to like me alot, nothing happened , then shes single again, i asked if she cud see herself dating me and she said "someday" then laughed saying that was the vaguest answer, what is she really saying? She said "you're a pretty big friend"
A big friend? Odd expression. She could be calling you fat.
I'd say she's playing. Don't go there.
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Is it possible that a ghost or haunting could cause these physical conditions in a person: Headaches, palpitations, dizziness, vibrations/tremors anxiety, nausea, electricity or static feeling, confusion?
It's possible. Highly unlikely and completely ridiculous, but possible.
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Do have something so painful in your heart that all you have to think about it and you weep?
Yes, yes I do.
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How can i get my husband to take a shower? he goes at lest 4,5 days without bathing.
I do this sometimes. It's just not important to me. Plus, I don't particularly enjoy showering.
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Have you ever worn Black Fingernail Polish?
I am right now.
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If Nietzsche is peachy, should you avoid Freud? Or kill Mill? ;-)
O.o Nietzsche doesn't rhyme with peachy...
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What would you do if you found out you were pregnant today?
Get a manager. How else would I cope with being the first pregnant man.
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What's you secret to winning at Blackjack?
I don't play. That way I tend to end up with more money than those who do.
It's quite effective.
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Do you get rich of being a chemist
Which kind?
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Whats the longest walk youve ever did? (nomads excluded)
About 25kms. We were hiking. I had a 25kg rucksack. It hurt.
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I think that Grand Theft Auto games should be banned; you kill cops to play. How is that good? Why do you (if you like to play it) play this evil game? What is the addiction exactly? Why not stick to games like SOCOM where you kill terrorists?
Are police and terrorists somehow valued differently? Police and terrorists are all human beings. It would seem that no matter what kind of game it is, if it involves killing people, you shouldn't condone it.
Double-standards are fun.
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Is it rare for stable heterosexual couples to use condoms for contraception?
Not at all.
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If governmebt forced everyone to be vegeterian tomorrow, what would you do?
Eat them.
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How do you like to eat peaches?
I don't like peaches.
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How long can a butt plug be worn at one time
Probably not recommended to go for more than a couple of hours at a time.
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What stopped you from commiting suicide?
At times, very little. Most of the time, however: love.
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Can guys finger themselves
Yes, we certainly can. Though I doubt the majority would be comfortable talking about it.
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How do you make your s/o feel loved?
I try not to kill them.
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Which did you use first today,the TV or the Internet?
Internet. I barely watch TV anymore.
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Would you automatically assume someone is gay based on his profession? For example a hairdresser or a ballet dancer.
Not really. After I has one particular hair dresser who just wouldn't shut the fuck up about his girlfriend. That really tipped my opinion on the assumption-o-meter. It also affected my douche-o-meter greatly.
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Have you ever told someone "you're going to be sorry" and meant it?
Yes. I'd say he learned his lesson, but death doesn't leave much time for cognition.
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Do you think people with college education are smarter than people without college education?
Depends. Is this college in the US?
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Doesn't the existence of God, or some Divine intelligence only seem logical? After reflecting, how could the universe come out of "nothing"? Nothing comes from..nothing! Right?
This seems more reasonable that the alternative, being it was an accident!
Accident implies intent. Fail troll is fail.
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Which country do you think poses the biggest threat to us right now?
USA.
You're all nuts.
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Atheist's , how do you explain so many people claiming they seen hell or heaven from a near death experience?
Why is this directed at atheists? It seems a little irrelevant.
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I have a fear of ghosts =[. I've heard that the only way to get rid of a fear is to confront the thing you're afraid of. How can I do this if the base of my fear is confronting one? HELP!
Why is a fear of ghosts an issue? As far as I'm aware, most people don't come into contact with them on a daily basis.
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What it means when girl takes u 2 her room and styarts takin clothes off?
It means that you're in the room also.
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Can anyone help me on how to lose alot of weight fast i am 14 and i weigh over 200 pounds i need help can you help me.
How tall are you? Also, your gender?
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Atheists: What do you feel is the biggest misconception that non-atheists have about atheists? have you done anything to dispel that notion?
I was under the impression that 'theist' was the opposite of an atheist.
The biggest misconception that theists have about atheists is the definition of atheism. People take their misguided definition of the word, warp it, flame it on youtube and then state it as fact.
I try to inform people of the definitions of many words. However people are ignorant tards.
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Do you think Michael Jackson is really dead?
Of course not. He just took all of the money from the world tour sales, now he is living with Elvis, Heath Ledger, Tupac and Jesus.
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Does anyone else find it ironic that the generation of Maude's daughter is now the one that is trying to have babies in their late fifties and sixties, with the help of modern medicine?
That's not what ironic means. The situation you are describing is incidental and contradictory. Irony is when when words or concepts are used or interpreted in a manner other than their original intent.
And yes, it is quite odd.
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What do you think of people who enjoy the misery of others and who laugh while everyone else cries?
Optimists.
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If you had a same-sex friend who was gay and you were straight, and that person admitted to "having feelings for you", would you continue the friendship with that person?
Same situation, regardless of gender/sexuality. I'd remain friends with them, however there would be a slight air of awkwardness at times.
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Is GOD real? i want to know
Probably not. Let me know if you hear anything though.
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What has the affect of swine flu had on you mentally or physically?
It's been a minor annoyance, though I'm thankful for it, since I have even more ranting material.
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What is the best way of dealing with unwelcome advice?
"To hell with that."
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Who wears pj's only out of bed because they are so comfy? I do during an evening or lazy mornings after a bath/shower/freshening up. Am I alone!
Of course. I always wear my pyjamas. But that's rather easy for me to do, considering I sleep in my clothes.
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If a guy says he needs time because you both were in a fight, how long should that be? A day, two days? Three Days?
If you're a reasonable human being, then even a few minutes is good. If you're my father, a now 22 year grudge is in order.
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Why cant libreals admit that if obama was white with same credentials, he would'nt have come close to being president, just admit it!!!
I'd say that replacing the word 'liberals' with 'everyone' would be appropriate. Besides, it doesn't matter about his credentials, the point is, he isn't GWB.
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What colour eyeliner do you wear? What colour are your eyes?
If I wear eyeliner, it's black. My eyes are blue.
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Does the person/people you live with disagree with you on the crispness setting for the toaster?
Absolutely. I like only the slightest bit of crispness, whereas everyone else in the house likes only the slightest bit of bread left.
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How Can You Love Someone and Let Them Go?
I've managed. Not easily, but I've managed.
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What is exstacy like?
Ecstatic.
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Do you prefer fabric or leather sofas?
I much prefer fabric. This is Australia. A leather lounge could be fatal.
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If a space ship landed in your back garden, and an alien got out. what would you do or say?.
Do you have some kind of technology to keep me in a constant state of eating crumpets and tortillas, whilst drinking pepsi max, mountain dew and iced coffee, and also playing world of warcraft, as well as having an implant in my head to give me orgasms 24/7? No? Fuck off.
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Is it ok for the older people to have hickies? (like 25 yrs old and up????)
Of course.
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Pro-Life, or Pro-Choice?
Pro-choice. Male.
Interesting that a lot of the 'pro-lifer's also mention 'I'm a christian'.
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Do you get into a heated debate over extraterestrial life?
Not usually. I simply quote the equations Sagan set out and the other person is so confused that they're shocked into agreement.
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When you were growing up,where you raised in a Christian church or a Catholic church?
Neither. And just so you know, they're the same thing.
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Is Barack Obama secretly a ninja?
Wow, you got him.
Also, what the fuck is up with the slow news lately? 'Obama swats fly during conference'. Jeeeez.
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I have birth control pills and my b/f doesn't want to use condoms anymore....he says its a waste of money to buy condoms but it not a waste if i dont wanna be pregnant. what should i do/say?
No glove=no love.
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Evolution or Creation? (i'm pro creation)
Oh, come on. That's an unfair competition.
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If you've done everything you can think of to overcome a weight problem, including seeing a psychiatrist; and nothing worked, what would you do?
Perhaps cut down dramatically on the amount I was eating. It's physically impossible to maintain a high weight with such limited fuel.
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Would you purchase a rescue animal if you had the money
We've acquired two such animals.
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Does it bother you at all when you see people marry outside their race or culture?
Not particularly. But it does under particular circumstances. For example when someone isn't allowed to get married unless they convert to (another) religion. That's kinda sickening.
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What is the best musical ever!?
Little Shop Of Horrors
Hello, Dolly!
Grease
Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Sound Of Music
There are many more which I enjoy, I just can't remember them at the moment.
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How much do you need to lose to be your Perfect Weight?
I need to gain about 10 kilos.
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Why am i so goddamn ugly? Why me? was i meant to be alone? why does god want this? i really like myself but even my friends joke with me about my ugly face, but say kidding but i know how ugly i am, i am beautiful on the inside but i wish people could see
Why would you ask this kind of question on answerbag? Seriously, all you're looking for is a bunch of people to completely contradict you and tell you how awesome you are. Fishing for compliments is pathetic.
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How common is snow in your local area?
It snowed here once about 80 years ago. It melted before it touched the ground.
Aussie, aussie, aussie.
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Who's the greatest genius of all time?
Oh, you flatter me.
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Have you anwsered someones question with the cruel but honest truth knowing before you do it that you will get DR'd?
I'd say that covers about 40% of my answers.
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Is there any slang to the pig (like bitch is to a female dog)?
Sow? Swine?
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Some ABers think that prostitution is as simple as a business. they said some has a need and some can give it against payment.well, now would u like 2 see ur mom,sister as a prost. as they are doing a business and giving tax,contributing the society?
I wouldn't really mind if it was my sister. And, well, if my mother really wanted to give up her career as a financial planner to become a hooker, then there's not much I can do to stop her.
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Q-What eats to exsist but never drinks?
Koalas.
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Do you like the petname your S/O has for you?
"Hamster Dooks" isn't particularly flattering.
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Is it true that Marilyn Manson had a few ribs removed so that he could give himself oral relief?
It is true (as far as I'm aware) that he had 2 ribs removed. I think this was to attain a more feminine figure, because, really, the issue with autofellatio is the spine.
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I've turned rather anti-Christian in a way that I don't think is right. The religion has some points of view that I strongly disagree with, but there's no need to be forming prejudices. How can I redirect these thoughts into something more positive?
Channel it into cheer with regard to how glad you are that you aren't a christian.
If you are and you're anti-christian then you're rather confused.
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Can you think of a song about an imaginary place?
Crackerbox Palace - George Harrison
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Yellow Submarine - Ringo Starr
Wait..is there a trend here?
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What is a song that has the word blue in the title or lyrics?
Blue Eyes - Elton John
Blue - Eiffel 65(?)
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What's wrong with this picture?......work until your body starts to break down, then retire to a meagre pension.....the 'golden years'?
Ooh, look at me, I've worked for my entire life and been too misguided to put away money for when I won't be able to work. GOVERNMENT! I'M OLD! GIVE ME FREE MONEY!
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Good girls sleep alone. So what do you fellas think of that?
There's a brilliant word for this kind of saying, the word is 'bullshit'.
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What shouldn't you do topless?
Wear a shirt.
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Would you hire a person with a tattoo on their face or a metal stud through their nose?
If we were working around a large, powerful electromagnet, no. Otherwise, yes.
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How far can you drive a golf ball, on your best day?
About 200m.
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Why is this spam/offensive?!? I was interested! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2567618
I have absolutely no idea. It's a shame you can't flag a flagging as bullshit.
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If humans became extinct, what animal do you think would be the next to 'take over' the Earth?
Blobfish or spotted handfish, I can't quite decide.
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Men: do you like being bitten?
Yes, I rather do.
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Are you generally concerned about the swine flu outbreak?
Not particularly. It's like 'Wow, a whole 60 cases in Australia. I'm going to panic.'
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What if a group of teenage girls (6 of them) planned to beat up another teen girl. After they beat her badly, four of them left and two teens stayed and continued and killed her, should all of the teens be held responsible for the murder of the girl?
In court the others could be charged with murder in the second or third degree, attempted murder or manslaughter.
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A 5th of Americans cannot find America on the map..........what do you think about this?are you one of them?
I've never studied geography. I can find and name maybe 200 countries on a world map. Beats me why I can do it. Oh, I'm Australian though.
I think people are idiots.
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What comes to mind when I say Jodie Foster?
I can't remember what it's called, but she's on a jet. Also Silence of the Lambs.
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Should aboriginal people be able to continue hunting marine animals?
No. Special treatment breeds racism.
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Would you want to become immortal? Think hard...
Yes.
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Do you miss George Carlin? Do you like him?
Yeah..I never met the guy, I was never even on the same continent as him, yet I miss him.
He was excellent.
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If you are seperated from your spouse,(dont even live near them) and you hook up with someone, would you consider it cheating?
Depends what you mean by 'separated' and 'hook up'.
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Why aren't you afraid of bees?
I am somewhat. I'm really rather allergic to them.
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What is taking so long to find a cure for cancer? how many years and how much money has been spent on cancer research? will a cure ever be forthcoming in our lifetime? or, is it all about the money?
Cancer isn't exactly a simple thing to cure, I wouldn't expect a 'cure' per se for another 30 or so years.
It's easy to prevent though, just destroy every cell of every living thing on the planet.
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Which is the most widely used software, in the world (apart from OSs)?
That would be adobe text software. Every OS has adobe in it to some extent.
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My fish is missing from his tank, and I can't find him anywhere. What could have happened to him?
He is hiding behind the lounge.
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Is it so bad to have 5 children?
Depends, are the parents unemployed?
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Sunday school teacher charged: Murder, rape. (link provided) What the hell?
Serotonin deficiency. Shame.
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Should we, The United States, stop North Korea with force before they have the capability to attach a nuclear bomb to a long range missile that could hit us?
Should we, the human race, stop america with force before they utilise the long-range missiles they currently have?
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Would you date someone who is retarded or mentally challenge?
Sorry, I'm taken.
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Who should've played Edward in Twilight? Robert Pattinson or Gerard Way?
I think Robert Pattinson was the best for the role. Not because of his acting ability, but because of the 'barking mad' comment he made in an interview.
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Although soldiers are usually required to march together in step, they must break their march crossing a bridge. Explain the possible danger of crossing a rickety bridge without taking this precaution.
The original myth with this was that soldiers could somehow march in exact unison, reaching a bridge's natural resonant frequency and causing it to collapse. Doesn't happen.
A rickety bridge, however, I wouldn't suggest walking upon with a large group in the first place, whether marching, walking or dancing across.
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How will we Terraform the Moon? What will it take to accomplish this?
Terraforming mars would be a whole shitload easier. It's quite simple, really, we already have the technology to do it.
If you'd like to hear my rant on this, let me know, otherwise I can't really be screwed typing it out.
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Can anyone tell me their internet love story? Either humerous, scary, or with a happy ending...
Every internet love story I've been involved in:
1. In a chat room someone notices that I type with punctuation and fully-formed sentences.
2. We talk on msn for about 10 hours, causing us both to miss school/work the next day.
3. We both begin to speak in increasingly 'lovey' manners towards each other.
4. This continues for a couple of months or so.
5. We both...
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How do I get the conversation going with my bf about possibly moving in together?
'So, tell me, when did you start hating me?
What!? I don't hate you!
Oh, really? Then why aren't we living together?'
I don't recommend doing this, just a funny (funny as in fucking terrible) thing that happened to a mate of mine.
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Anyone here that has stayed with a cheater and found things to get better?
That is an unforgivable with me. So no staying would be possible.
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Do you get "drunk", or do you just drink until you feel good?
I don't drink. And I shan't.
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What is Greece like?
Greecy.
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If China wanted to attack or invade the US, how would they do it?
It's quite simple. China would just have to cease trading with the US and then the US would have no products at all and be thrust back into the stone age due to it's unbelievable dependence on consumerism. Then china could invade with a smartcar armed with a slingshot and win.
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Where did you learn to type?
The computer.
Our reeeeeeally old computer. I mean 5 1/2 inch floppy old. Now I'm rather good at it, touch-typing ftw!
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Poll: Do you enjoy Gordon Ramsay's use of the "F" word on cooking show appropriate?
The question makes no sense. I enjoy his usage of language. I also find his usage of language to be appropriate.
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Which are you more scared of: spiders or snakes?
I'm not particularly scared of either. Although, I would jump more if I found a spider unexpectedly.
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Did you ever bump down the stairs on a pillow?
Never had stairs.
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Who's the last one to say "I love you" to you and did you feel the same way towards that person?
Optimal Sandwich. And I reciprocate.
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Why am I so ugly?
That's a damned good question. I mean, seriously, the sighted world is suffering here.
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How many bones have you broken in your life?
Nope. My shoulder was shattered. But for some reason it's not actually a 'break' per se.
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Can A Couple Be Really And Truly Happy In An "Open Relationship"?
Yes, I was for quite a while.
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Would you let your pretty 17 year old daughter spend the summer in Washington DC as a Senate page?
Probably not. I prefer corruption to be outside of my family.
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Have you ever cut yourself while shaving?
I don't think so.
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I heard that a slight smell of BO can turn a woman on.I can't stand the smell of it but do you reckon its a turn on or off?
You heard correct. It works the same from females to males. But really, only a veeeeeery slight smell.
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GOD the father, GOD the son, GOD the spirit. How many GODS are there?
42.
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What do you say in response to someone who tells you to "go to hell" or "you're going to hell"?
I'm glad. I dislike being cold.
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Is it wrong for me to want my own family now? I'm 23.
Nope. Although, if you're unemployed and a long-term dole-bludger, then yes, it's wrong.
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Do you tell your sister if you find her boyfriend flirts with another woman?
Of course.
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Would you ever go extreme cliff ............. golfing?
Actually, yes. That sounds like fun.
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My husband always mixes up the words 'then' and 'than' when texting or emailing me. It really, really bothers me. What should I do?
He's been sucked in by internet-like idiocy. Correct him. Every time.
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My poo is green!? Why?
Green food colouring?
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Do psychics really exist?
No.
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Who is a celebrity that you believe has good fashion sense?
Chasey Lain.
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Can a person die in their sleep from being scared to death from a nightmare?
It's possible. It just doesn't happen that often.
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My hamster exploded and I don't know why?
Post pics.
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Is Sarah McLachlan the ultimate Sad Song artist?
No, The Whitlams are.
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No internet or no TV?
I don't watch tv anyway.
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I just got braces today and wondering how long does it take for pain to stop ang what foods are best to eat?
About 3 days, maybe a week. Your teeth will be sore when you wake up for a fair while though. Eat very soft things, like noodles, ice cream etc. Or soup, soup is good.
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How many breeds of dog can you recognize upon seeing them?br
Maybe 50? I used to know more, I memorised a book of dog breeds when I was a younger, more bored child.
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I am 14 years old and i have been with this guy for three years and he has recentley cheeted on me with my best friend! i love him though and i am scared that if i finish him i will l loose him and if i dont he will do it agane. what do i do? help!!!!!!!
Why do people's answers keep saying that you're 11? It clearly states in the question that you're 14. Terrible.
Anyways, to hell with him, he cheated on you, to hell with her, she helped.
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Need Help. My mum has had a nervous breakdown and i do'nt know what to do she has tryed to fling herself off walls and doors. how can i help her? . please help
I would recommend taking her to a psychiatrist.
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Can a fresh pair of eyes be the same that saw it before after some time has passed or do they need to be from a different person?
What the hell?
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Can you name a film in which the Villain WINS at the end.
Every single star wars.
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How many of you get turned on just by reading questions people have asked about sex?? is it a phycological thing?
Not particularly. Though, when writing an answer, if I reminisce about a particular experience it can occur. That's what's supposed to happen anyway, our brains are meant to respond to sex.
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What is the purpose of being on birth control pills when you are also using condoms? Or, is the idea to pitch the condoms and pray the pills work? (Apologies if this question is incredibly dumb, I'm new to all this.)
The pill (even the stronger version) only has about a 98% rate of prevention of impregnation, condoms have about 90%. You can never be too careful.
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Pardon me, boys... Is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?
Yes, track twenty-nine.
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What is your favourite way to break silence?
"..I touch kids.."
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At what age did you finally start to manage your money well?
About age 4.
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Would you disown you daughter if she came home pregnant at age 15?
No?
That would be sick.
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If there is so much scientifical evidence that there is no "god" why do people still beleive? such as i read this in someones answer that the bible says the earth is only something like 2000 years old but there proof of it being over 2 million.
I really need to point this out. 'Scientifical' XD
Ok, people are idiots. Done.
Incidentally, using the bible as a guide, the earth (and everything for that matter) is only about 6000 years old.
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You're trapped in a room with your ex for 3 days, what do you do?
I'm already preparing to kill myself.
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Where do atheists marry? Do not they ever need priests during marriage/deaths or births?
My mother and father got married in a park by a beach, just by someone who had the qualifications to conduct such ceremonies. You don't need to be a priest to be able to do it.
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Before you were an aeheist did you beleive in anything? what made you turn to aetheism?science?
I wasn't anything before I was an atheist.
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For women only...Im a 24 year old female, and I love wearing different color sneakers....I always get new sneakers for different occasions. From other ladies point of view...what color sneakers are best to wear when breaking up with a boyfriend?...
Ok, not female. But just to clarify here, you're asking on answerbag about the best colour of sneaker to wear whilst breaking up with your boyfriend? Am I the only one who thinks this is ridiculous and just a little sick?
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Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree?
'the dirty deed'? You're making it sound like it's a bad thing. Horrendously incorrect.
It's brilliant and you should go for it on account of yourself, not because of another.
Besides, waiting until marriage gains the wrong kind of respect.
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Do guys like it when a woman has her nipples pierced?
Ooh, serious conflict here. I like the look on incredibly pale skin with dark hair. Nothing else. I have no idea why.
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Guys, what is the one thing you hate about your girl?
She competes with me kissing when I haven't taken the proper kissing stance. Evil. Twisted and evil.
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If GOD is a perfect creator, all his creations too would have been perfect. But you can't find perfection anywhere in this universe. Does that mean the creater himself is not perfect?
I applaud you at obliterating another claim of a god.
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What do you notice about the spelling of the words llama and aardvark?
They both have two or more of the letter 'a'.
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Which do you think it is: mute point or moot point? My vote is for moot.
Mute point? Riight. This confusion would never occur here, the pronunciation of 'mute' and 'moot' are quite different.
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How much do full-term babies weigh at birth? What is considered "low birth weight"?
As far as I know, a good weight is about 3kg or 7lb.
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Why am i so attracted to guys in wheelchairs? Seriously whats wrong with me?
You probably have that whole 'helper' bullshit going on. Either that or you're joking around on here and just wanting to see what kinda answers turn up.
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Where is Bass Strait located?
Between the southernmost state 'Tasmania' and the mainland.
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Is it a good idea to take your new g/f to see your dieing grandmother?
Probably. Then you will never have to do one of those 'geez, i wish you had met x' moments.
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How can I make my own curtains without having to do any sewing?
Drive some large pieces of metal into the wall above the window. Sharpen the exposed ends of said metal pieces. Repeatedly impale a piece of fabric upon these sharpened metal pieces, preferably fabric large enough to cover the window.
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Do you enjoy family reunions?
I've been to one. Our family is rather scattered across the globe, so we can't have them that often. Meeting 280 relatives for the first time was an odd experience, I'll grant it that.
However, meeting second cousins of mine who are older than my parents was quite amusing.
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I am a white guy attracted to skinny black girls ... would I be frowned upon if partnered to black girl in your part of the world? Where is your part of the world?
Go to Ethiopia. You'll like it.
Here, in South Australia, while it might be somewhat frowned upon by older generations. It wouldn't be an issue.
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When or if you make potato salad do you make too much?
I never make too much. I never make any.
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I hate potato salad. Do you?
I'm with you all the way.
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Which potato salad do you prefer, Mayo, mustard or German style?
I can't stand potato salad.
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Do you know the real names of some of your fellow answerbag friends?
One.
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Why do teenagers think they know EVERYTHING and won't listen to adults who have "been there - done that!"?
Why do adults think that they know EVERYTHING and won't listen to teenagers who have "been there - done that!"?
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Im a guy, 14 and I want to learn how to do a backflip and stuff like that, where would i have to go to learn that?
Start with an object about your height. Put something veeeery padded on the ground. Stand on the object, facing away from the landing point. Get riled up. Don't wuss out or you'll break your neck. Then go for it.
Don't worry, you'll land with no pain 80% of the time.
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How many hour did you sleep last night and how old are you?
I slept through the entire light of day. I'm 17.
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If you kiss on the 1st date is that moving to fast?
It really depends on a whole shitload of circumstances: if you're a rapist; if they're a rapist; your age; your weight; your birthday; and finally, if you have herpes.
For me, it's fine.
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Why do girls feel the need to talk all the time - isn't silence golden?
It isn't just girls. It's members of my family. Particularly when I have a headache.
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Is anyone else obsessed with Twilight? And is it wrong to be 18 and be obsessed with Twilight and Edward? Because I really am!
A plethora of pathetic individuals are obsessed with fictional characters. Twilight was agonising to get through.
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Is genital slicing considered torture?
Yes, yes it is.
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What does "XP" stand for in Windows XP?
It doesn't stand for anything. It's a smiley.
Windows XP
It's the makers laughing at how terrible their own product is.
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What do you enjoy looking at the most?
Breasts.
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How much sun is to much?
Cancer is a good indicator.
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If a man dropped $1,000,000. Would you give it back to him or take it for yourself?
99.99-100% sure that I'd take it.
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Do you visit your dead friends and relatives?
Nah, not so much anymore, every time I do they just give me the silent treatment.
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Do you believe that there could be life on other planets? what evidence supports your theory?
I've seen no evidence to show as such. Although, it cannot be proven otherwise beyond reasonable doubt. It's certainly plausible.
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Would you be o.k. with your partner being bi-sexual?
I would reckon so.
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Your s/o just brought home a puppy....what do you do/say?
I get to choose the name.
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Have you ever accepted a "friend request" and immediately regretted it?
Yes.
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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?
Pepsi, Max.
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Matthew 15:6 Honour thy father and mother. Luke 14:26: Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, cannot be my disciple. Is this a contradiction / paradox etc..?
Well done, you've found just one of the thousands of incredible errors and contradictions in the bible.
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Why does the world always seem a better place when the sun is shining?
When the sun is shining, you are creating more vitamin d. This can increase the production of endorphins. Also, if you associate the sun with goodness/happiness etc already, it will stimulate you to feel in such a way.
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What should I do with a guy who has a big ego?
Show him how much bigger your penis is than his. They don't like that.
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Which is more correct? First one or second one?(please, native english speakers only) 1. When the revolution began there was a lack of wood and some clever guys stumbled upon the use of coal. 2. When the revolution had begun there was a lack of wood and..
Either works. However, if I were writing the sentence, I would use the second version.
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Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that.
Brave New World.
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If I killed a chicken in front of you, plucked and dressed it and cooked it, would you eat it?
Heck, yes.
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Is your government acting in your best interest or do they lean towards money influences?
Politicians can't see further than the next election. Simple as that.
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DR away. How old do you think the AB'er "Jesus How great thou art" is? His questions are usually rude, if you disagree with him his comments are ruder still. Not to mention his grammar and spelling are horrendous. Feel free to mark as offensive.
In my experience, age can be quite misleading.
I think he is a few kangaroos short of a paddock.
A few hundred kangaroos short of a paddock.
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I would like to know how to increase my vocabulary easyly.
Just so you know, it's spelled 'easily'.
I suggest reading a dictionary. Several times.
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Why do you really think that men cheat when you give them what they ask for?
Why do you really think that women cheat when you give them what they ask for?
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Should sexting be a legal issue or a family issue?
I've only just heard about this. It's bloody bizarre.
I don't really see how it's an 'issue' though.
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If every mutation we know of is for the worse, what makes anyone think its the means of evolving into something better?
Evidently you are unaware that words can have more than one meaning. 'Mutation' in common circles refers to something like a cow having 28 legs or similar. 'Mutation' in scientific circles just means a permanent change in the DNA sequence of a gene. There are three different kinds of mutations beneficial, neutral and detrimental. Detrimental mutations are synonymous with the...
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Do you think that when someone dies, they are always with you, walking around with you and stuff?
Not really. You see, usually when people die, their bodily processes end, so walking would be quite impossible.
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Why do so many think war is murder?When God honoured King David for leading the Jews into war,and for killing Goliath?All that was war,the only thing that was murder was when He sent Uriah out knowing He would die.Can you not see that war is not murder?
War: murder 'justified' by a figure of authority.
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I want to start my own business but i have no idea how or of doing so so what books to read on starting a business
This is, in no way, a short, nor easy, question to answer.
I suggest going to this site:
http://www.ericstips.com/tips/lesson1/
It has assisted me greatly and may do the same for you.
Can I ask, what kind of business were you contemplating?
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I think I'm racist against new users on Answerbag, also anonymous users. Should I seek help for this, or is it not a problem?
Don't worry, even anonymous and new users are like that.
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To someone who has worked with both a Mac and a PC, what are the operational similarities and differences? Which do you like better and why?
For photoshopping and video editing: macs. For user friendliness: macs. For outstanding efficiency with hardware: macs. For gaming: macs.
HOWEVER, despite all of that, I know how to do a hell of a lot more on windows, and if there were some way of making the graphics and security up to mac standard on a pc, I would pick windows every time. It's far too ingrained into me.
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If AB offered you a job to answer questions all day long at the rate of $1 per point, would you accept the position?
Fuck yes.
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I asked a girl out four days ago and now she says that she wants to break up. help!!!
Does it matter?
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Have you ever met one of those people who without even saying anything, manages to make you feel stupid for every word that comes out of your mouth?
I get the feeling I'm somewhat like that, occasionally people will outburst at me when they are talking.
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Would you go out with someone who did not like your animals?
Yes, but I'd 'condition' them to like my wonderful puppies.
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If you found out that you had 2 weeks to live, what would you do with your time?
I'd kill myself.
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Is it really possible for parents to have a favorite child and show that child more love than siblings?
Yes.
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Is there a case for charging higher prices for larger size bras?
There is a case for charging higher prices for all clothing. It's just logical. More fabric=higher price. The way things are now, it's just making it blatantly obvious at how marked up all prices are.
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In your estimation what is sin?
I think that 'bible' thing has a fair old description in there. It also has a few hundred stories of that 'god' chap breaking the rules.
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How many people have had more than one sexual partner and why?
I was young, I needed the money.
Also, it's fun, you should try it.
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What would you eat if you have only $5 to spend?
Bread and milk.
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How do Australians make hamburgers?
I am Australian. I have burgers with 3 patties, 3 cheese slices, tomato sauce and bacon.
Although, if you are asking the process of how we make them, we generally use a barbecue or a griller.
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I really need help, I am not sexually active at all, I am in my late twenties, and I have never kissed a guy, and I have a fear of this, and guys are getting bored of me although I am very attractive! pls serious help...life is short!
Go to a bar, find someone willing to 'show you the works'.
In fact, I think there are several thousand pornos about that.
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What are your thoughts on big companies buying out small community shopping centers and changing them completely?
It's rather a good idea. Conglomeration is the first step to a perfect society.
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Are you as awful at putting your questions into the right category as I am?
You're hardly awful at it, you put this question in 'wrong categories'. I usually have the issue of no categories existing for my question.
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Why does the word "weird" refuse to follow the 'i before e' rule or rhyme with "neighbor" or "weigh?" Why is it such a rebellious word?
'i before e' doesn't work.
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Well I'm going to bed, Who want's to tuck me in?
Wow, I read that really wrongly.
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Do you think people are rude if they don't say "Thank you"?
It's not what you say, it's the way you say it. You can scream 'thank you' to someone and 'fuck you' in a sing-song voice is nicer.
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How important is spelling to you?
Insurmountably.
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Does anyone think Realplayer Plus is worth $40.00?
Buying software? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Did you like the new X-Men Origins, Wolverine movie?
I saw the leaked version with limited special effects. It's hilarious.
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Do you leave a tip even if the food is bad?
I can honestly say that I've never given anyone a tip.
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Does cancer caus hairloss?does cancer near hair line caus hairloss?does aney type of cancer caus hairloss?
Nope. But it does cause grammatical errors.
Oh.
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How in the world do you lose weight in your breasts? lol That's the only place on my bridesmaid dress that wont fit. The waist and everything is fine it's just my breasts are larger than they should be with my body type. Is there anything I can do?
Breasts are effectively just fatty tissue. Losing weight would do the trick. Would you be able to do so?
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What time is your Bed Time?
Carpet.
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Do you love your family?
Not particularly.
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When was the last time you said "Zif!"?
I do believe that in my region of the world it's closer to 'sif'. And I've not participated in such a saying.
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What do you think is the worst way to lose in a game?
To a child. At naughts and crosses.
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What is your favorite "The Far Side" cartoon?
http://www.nabble.com/file/p12626669/anatidaephobia.png
hehe
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If capricorns are known for being straight forward why would they not text you back if you asked if they liked you or were you wasting your time?
Do you think their astrological sign affects whether or not they have their phone with them?
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Would you save a convict from a gruesome death?
Depends, do I get to keep them as a slave?
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"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. (No matter how stupid or wrong anyone else thinks it is.)" Fair statement? Then why downrate opinions? Answerbag is NOT a contest or game, you know.
Sure, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Opinions can still be wrong.
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If people came with background music, what would your song be?
Jet Boy Jet Girl - The Damned
hehe
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Do you think there is ever sufficient cause to chemically sterilize someone and premanently remove them from the gene pool?
Yes.
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Do capricorn guys usually do these things without reason, or does he care? ex. apologizes over insignificant things, pays attention to what you say and bring it up in a later conversation, and even though you may not talk alot he asks how youre doing
I hardly think the month of one's birth has any effect upon one's conversation etiquette.
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My wife is always asking why I spend too much time on the internet. I try to have an answer ready everytime she asks. Any suggestions for an answer?
I'm scamming people to make money to get you a birthday present.
It's a bit of relief from you.
Don't worry, she's over 18..I think.
lol n00b ur no match 4 mah Üb3r l33t h4XX0r skilz
Hey, honey, have you ever had a look at this persian wife finder site? The range is incredible!
How much money have you spent in the last month on cosmetics? Yeah,...
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What is the name of my true love, the one I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?
Oh, I'm getting something...they're communicating with me from the other side...the name is.. flopsy.. mopsy.. cottontail.. or peter.
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Is intelligence contagious?
Intelligence can be learned. To an extent it's genetic. And to an extent it's memetic. And then every now and then there's one of those people who is smart as all hell and surrounded by idiots.
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Are strippers masterful at possessing auras or is it purely lust?
Aura? Riiight. I couldv'e sworn that the human brain was just meant to respond to sexual things with flashing lights and complete attention. But sure, the aura sounds plausible.
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What color is your roof?
Kinda chocolate brown, rather faded though.
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I'm scared of falling in lesbian..hay..now I'm falling what should i do? if i can't see her face in one day..i feel alone.
Falling in lesbian? Wow.
Go for it.
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If you were god,what would you have done on the 7th day?
Server maintenance.
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Ok guys, you wake up one morning and you have six cockroaches [ BIG ONES ] hanging around on your face!!!! What will be your first reaction?
I'd sleep for another 12 hours. Waking up in the morning is overrated.
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What makes the Seventh Day Adventist Church, Mormons, and Jehovah Witness a cult more than other christian groups?
Cult=religion not yet holding seats in government.
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Do you put anything on your hair?
A hat.
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Is the Earth infinite because we go around it and it never ends.. then why do we think the universe infinite?
I get the feeling that there is a vast difference between a space and something which brings space with its expansion.
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The Beatles or The Stones?
The beatles.
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What do you think of a T-shirt that says "hair removal system" instead of the evolutionary chain... and on the back... darwin's god..... people will wonder for hours how that apostrophe should be interpreted exactly... what do you think?
Not really. It's just talking about the way in which Darwin used the word 'god'.
And hair removal system? I would assume that would be in reference to our species having less hair than some of our simian cousins.
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Dear all, is it possible to write human memory brain on a computer media (at least partially)? best regards, thaar
Yep. Neurons have been grafted onto, and in fact grown upon, circuitry.
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(insult) Go jump in a big pool of _______?
Yourself.
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Would you walk a thousand miles to be with someone you loved?
I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at her door.
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Is the opening scene of "2001: A Space Odyssey" comparable to "Adam and Eve"?
Comparable. Not on the same par. 2001 was more interesting.
Everything is comparable.
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What's the opposite of the metric system? Is there even a name for it?
Imperial? Limbic?
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Hi does anyone know how to stop a dog from pulling? He gets very excited around dogs.
I suggest acquiring a harness called a 'gentle leader'. It's just a strap which goes around the back of the head and across the top of the muzzle. Whenever the dog pulls it's forced to change direction, so it soon gets sick of pulling.
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I have to go to the doctor tomorrow, to see the results of my blood test. What were the results of your last blood test?
To tell me that I had glandular fever recently, I didn't have diabetes and that my blood was worryingly healthy.
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I got my hair dyed mahgonany red, then stripped the colour with colour stripper, i was then left with ginger hair, so i pit a blonde dye in, it then went dark ginger, so i put a brown dye in, i now have like a gingery/brown colour. how do i get blonde bac
Lots and lots of peroxide.
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How do you know if you have schizophrenia- can you tell what is real and what isn't when you are?
Schizophrenics (depending on the severity of the condition) generally have difficulty determining whether or not an experience is reality or not. It would be nearly impossible to self-diagnose schizophrenia, mainly due to the previous issue.
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Do you find alot of "adult" questions are asked by non-adults, and can you tell which are not adults?
Non-adults? We have a word for that now: 'children'.
Indeed, I do find such things. Although I do also find that there are a lot of adults suffering from severe noobitus.
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What is vegemite? The peanut butter of Australia. What would you compare it to? Is it available in the US?
Vegetable oils/gums and salt.
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I am a "Taurus". What is the "sign" that is suppose to fit with a Taurus?
A bull?
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Can som please tell me what, them ligth in the sky is. That you can see at nigth are. And i dont mean the stars.
Flying retards.
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I'm going to my 30 year class reunion, What should I be expecting?
Obesity.
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Anime not so fun: The magazine Anime-Insider is no more!! Did you know? There last issue is the one on games! ;-(
Indeed, I did. I was meant to be making the magazine cover for another anime magazine and I was looking for some examples of other current types and I couldn't find any, leading me to the information that both Anime Insider and Anime Fringe have been shut down.
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Do you think this is funny?
Quite so.
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How many of you have children? Are they babies or adult children? How many do you have? Were they planned or a surprise?
I've none.
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What reasons do people give for not believing in Jesus' resurrection?
I regard it as indeterminate. Aside from that, your question is a logical fallacy. One who does not hold a belief in something for which there is no evidence has no burden of proof upon them.
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Does anyone live in australia?
Yeah nah righto mate gotta keep enough rats in the kevin to keep the crocs brave shrimp on the barbie dead horse sanger mate.
And all that other stereotypical bullshit that never really happens here.
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Where is your spouse / partner right now?
At home, making pancakes.
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Whats the quickest way you have ever made money
I had a birthday.
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Is "Angels & Demons" anti-Catholic?
Somewhat. But most of the anticatholicism that is being interpreted is just being read into the books incorrectly.
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What tune does your doorbell play?
"knock knock knock"
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In your opinion at the age of 17 should teens be able to watch whatever they want? (Talking about movies)
I've managed to watch just about every kind of movie imaginable and I turned 17 yesterday. It hasn't been an issue for me.
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Where did DEVO get there name from?
As an interpreter of australian teenagers, 'devo' is a shortened version of the word 'devastated'. However I doubt this would be the origin.
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What would you do if someone from AB emailed you and said " I cant stop thinking about you. You are in my every thought ,I look for you every time I'm online"? Is that freaky or is it just me?
Don't worry, we all get internet stalkers occasionally.
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Do you think manners are important? Have you got manners?
To be frank, I think 'manners' are a complete load of shit. It's not what you say, it's the way you say it.
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What drink are you in the mood for?
Pepsi Max. In fact, I'm having some now.
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If you had alot of money how would you handle yourself in the public eye?
About the same as I do now. Badly.
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Is it unhealthy or unsanitary to cut food with metal scissors intended to cut paper?
I wouldn't think so. Unless the paper you cut with it was covered in feces and botulism.
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How many people as to date are join to myspace as of 2009?
The last count was 253,145,404.
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If you could only say one sentence before your last breath...what would it be?
"There is...another...sky..walker..."
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How long do I have to steam a hot dog until it's ready to eat?
Why would you steam a hot dog?
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Am I the only "teen" in all the land who thought Twilight was REALLY badly written and honestly not that great..?
Twilight was the biggest fucking waste of paper in history.
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If someone removed all of the keys from your keyboard would you be able to put them back in their correct spot; that is, do you think you can recall them all without looking at another keyboard or an onscreen keyboard?
Indeed, I would. I've used this keyboard for about ten hours a day for the last..2 and a bit years.
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Did the global recession cause you to realize that you spend way too much money?
Not at all. The recession affects me in no way.
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If a nice guy Stays Nice and doesn't even conform to the "cooler" (sic!) and "more successful" (sic!) way by being an asshole to get women, will the nice guy ever get women? There are Nice Guys that stay that way. Do they remain single because of THAT?
Nice guys like that tend to get more popular as they move out of teen years. Especially if they have strong tongues.
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How many times do you need to make out in order to not seem like a novice?
It depends. Some people just naturally suck at it.
I'd say about...5 times.
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News update...Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines...
Where do you get all of these?
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What is a fact you can give me about the planet Mars?
The atmosphere is approximately 11 kilometres high.
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When a guy best friend tells you "your kind of like a drug. it sucks not to have you.your to much of a friend, your like my angel on my shoulder always helping me with my problems" does that mean he likes me more than a friend or just a friend?
I'd say he likes you slightly more than a friend.
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How can you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Good question. Let me ask tony.
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Just one of many philosophies the military has...
Join the military, meet interesting people, kill them...
I like it.
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What is an intresting fact about Pizza?
It's one of the select few words with zz in it.
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What is an intresting fact about a Toucan?
His name is Sam.
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For other fellows brothers and sisters in Christ.I can't put into words,how wonderful it is,and how much better my life hasbeen since Jesus saved me.Can anyone else describe the grace he extended?
I've had a grace extended to me. She's excellent.
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If God came to you right now and told you he would give you anything you wanted, what would you ask for?
I couldn't pass up omniscience and omnipotence.
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How should I explain to my 2yr old that her Grandad has died?
I'd start off with 'Your granddad has died, everything in his body will be reclaimed by the earth, and be alive in thousands of beings to come'.
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Does anyone else think that, dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire?
Dancing is just a form of a mating ritual. It's to show that one is physically fit and therefore a good candidate for helping to pass on your genes.
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Married but never in love..possible?
Possible? I'd say 'commonplace'.
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News update...Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery...
That's terrible, but I like it.
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Would you let your black daughter date a white boy?
First of all, I'd be really damned confused if I had a black daughter.
Secondly, limiting the options of someone's relationships is rather sick.
Thirdly, limiting the options of someone's relationships simply due to a matter of race is bloody disgusting.
I guess that makes my answer 'yes'.
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My dog constantly pulls on the lead,so much so she gives her self nose bleeds and chokes herself! iv tried everything and watched all the shows about it and nothing works, its not lack of walks, they get plenty. our other dog is perfect! help?
You need to get a thing called a 'gentle leader'. It works as a collar, but is attached to the muzzle and back of the head. When the dog pulls, it forces them to change direction. After about a week using these our dogs stopped pulling.
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What would happen if a dog and a cat had sex?
I think this has been tried, and I think it was incompatible.
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Im not a fan of politic or politicians, i honestly believe obama and bush are on the same team but they are wearing different uniform do you agree or disagree?
It wouldn't shock me if they agreed on some key issues, however after the whole guantanamo bay thing, I doubt very much that they are allied in any way.
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Can you end a friendship easily? What if you have to?
Sure. I do it all the time for laughs.
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Could you answer two questions for me? Do you only feed them wheat bran? Would Oats be ok too?
If they need to stay at 80 degrees temp, where is the best place to keep them?
Thank you,
Kam Kam
Perhaps you could mention the kind of pet that you're talking about?
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Do you hang a flag outside of your house?
Nope. I think condoning your government's power is insane.
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What should I make her for dinner? She's vegetarian.
Knopfli (noff-lee)
http://online-cookbook.com/goto/cook?p=rpage&rid=0000C5&sw=knopfli&fr=p%3Dsearch%26search%3Dknopfli&frd=Search+List
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What is the most perverted song you have ever heard (other than rap)?
Squeeze Box - The Who
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What is the best food to have prior to anal sex? I don't want a messy accident.
I can't actually bring myself to properly answer this question.
It's just too damned funny.
XD
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Why does it seem racist to say "You people" to a black person, but not racist to say it to a white person?
Because there is no equality.
Besides, whites are the minority. Shouldn't we be getting all of this untouchable bullshit?
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Do you think it's rude to wear red clothing to a funeral?
No.
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Do you have to fight with your dog to get a heartworm down him?
With both of our dogs, we put it in our hand with a few pieces of their regular food. Talk excitedly, so they think they're getting a special treat. No problems.
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Advice for my teenage daughter - her boyfriend is insecure. - He goes out with other girls he's interested in and says they are just friends; - Is more attention to other girls while he's out in public with her; - thinks this behavior is fine
It will either work or completely screw up. Let her learn for herself.
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Uggs: In or Out?
(I think they have been out for over 2 years!!)
You've all taken ugg boots too far. We invented them for wearing with trackies on cold days. Not for some twit to wear them with a miniskirt and think they're a fashion item.
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What is the view on online teenage relationships? age 12+
Go for it.
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Who has watched you have sex?
My girlfriend?
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Do you think it makes you stronger to practice holding in your tears?
If you were able to cry litres at a time, something might rupture. But not crying doesn't do anything. Due to its 'symbolism' though, morons who think it does will cause themselves to have a placebo effect.
All-in-all, I think not crying would probably just better enable you to mask emotions. A useful ability in many a-situation.
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Is there a website with clean funny pictures?
http://www.thejokeyard.com/dirty_funny_pictures/index.html
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Is it true the Hancock Building was once called Satan Church and all things east of N. Michigan Ave are cursed?
Nothing is cursed. I am unaware of the Hancock Building's named history.
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I have a stupid bird outside. A Robin that keeps pecking the front glass window because he/she see its reflection in the glass. Any ideas to curb its pecking?
I had a murray lark do that to my window for 6 years. Give up.
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Is it normal to bleed during pregnancy?
It depends, where are you bleeding from?
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Liposuction if i get liposuction can liposuction take all the fat out off my thighs hips legs whole stomach even my chest butt adominals arms sides of stomach back and will i see results after the surgery i want to get all the fat taken sucked out of me
This isn't a question. It isn't even viable as a sentence.
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Do you fear death? Or Should death fear you?
About as much as is humanly possible.
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If you arent married would you give your child their fathers last name? why/why not? whats your reasoning?
Considering I'm male, if I were to be a single parent, it would be illogical to do otherwise.
Just checking, does this question imply that only females are single parents?
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A sagittarius man says he is a friend of mine but i am desperately in love with him. How can i make his feelings change and turn our "friendship" into a relationship?
The star sign is insignificant. Tell him how you feel.
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Christina Aguillera, Beyonce or Mariah Carey....who do you believe has the most beautiful voice?
I don't think they have beautiful voices. However, I do think, out of those three, that Christina Aguilera's is the most impressive.
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Do zodiac signs actually matter or are they just bullshit like I think they are?
Yep, it's bullshit. Even the original assumptions about the locations of stars in the sky upon which current star signs are based are incorrect. Not to mention the fabled 13th star sign that they 'forgot' to include.
Aside from that, why would movements of gaseous balls in space affect what happens to your relationship/job/income/mood that day?
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Do you answer questions on AB because you know the asker will give you points fast or because you are truly interested in the question and would like to answer it?
Usually because I know my answer will chuck a spanner in the works. This amuses me to no end.
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What was your most hated class in high school? Mine is computer apps. I hate that class so much.
I really love language. Then I had one particular teacher for English, of whom raped my language with a 15-inch blade. I wished to beat her face in with a large, blunt, metallic object. Luckily, I was able to end my participation in that subject only after a few weeks. Sadly, I didn't end up killing her.
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Do you think that religion is discriminatory?... Why can't women be aloued to be priests? Why isn't the Pope a woman? Why does the Pope dresses in gold clothes and drives around in a Mercedes?... Why the ignorence?.. Why, why, why?...
No, of course not. Religions aren't discriminatory. It's just their dumb fucking fan clubs.
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Are you fed up of living in a world of constant wars? I am. was there ever a time when no two nations were at war?
Eh, but if we weren't at war all the time, it wouldn't be so easy for our governments to maintain semi-totalitarianism.
Actually, there was a time when two nations weren't at war. 2007, March 16th, 4:20pm CST, for about 40 seconds.
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Do you have a "short" name for you real "long" name? Don't have to tell just curious. Mine is really Cynthia but I've been Cindy my whole life. I asked my mom why she didn't just name me Cindy. My brother is Timothy and has always been Tim.
My real name is Brodie. But most people call me 'Brodie'.
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...have you ever "flunked" a grade?...what kind of effect did it have on you?
I'm too young for my year anyway, so if I did, it would put me in the right spot. However, last year I had glandular fever and missed the second half of the year as a result. So I'm currently doing half of last year and half of this year.
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Is death the end of everything or is there a soul in man that continues to exist beyond death?
Best to assume that death is the end. So just in case you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised.
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Kids board game~Would you like to play Chutes and Ladders OR Candyland with a child?
Chutes? Don't you mean snakes?
I've never heard of candyland, so I'll go with snakes and ladders.
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Can you give me one word that best describes Hospital Food?
Wretched.
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If you tore your prepuce a little bit during foreplay and it started to bleed like crazy for 10 minutes. Should you see a doctor and how long will it take to heal?
The bleeding is to be expected in such a situation. A doctor should be seen, but only to check for infection. Healing time could vary from weeks to months, since the area is highly humid (allowing for possible infection), and usually has a high rate of blood flow (making skin in the area reshape frequently).
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How do you deal with the uncomfortable,"What have you been up to" catching up conversation without depressing the other person when you are going throug a rough patch? Without telling lies.....
I'm at odds as to what to do in this situation. My knee-jerk reaction is to say 'oh, I'm alright'. But then again, sometimes the situation I'm in really is that terrible, and I feel like boring someone with my inane ranting, so I let them have it.
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Hi everybody!!! im a 20 year old irish lad from ireland! last night during a very fun drinking game i ended up swallowing a penny...... or it could have been 2p! what i want to know is, am i going to die!?
An Irish lad from Ireland? Interesting...
Yes, you are going to die.
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I know my ex and weren't right for each other. We didn't really have much in common. And I could find someone else that treats me better and is better for me. So why is it that I still want to be with him?
It's a strong evolutionary trait in humans to become extremely attached to others, whether it be a partner so that more young may be produced, or a relative so you may feel more compelled to protect them in a time of danger etc.
Also, because it's just one of those things you have to put up with.
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What color skin did Adam and Eve have?
Adam's skin is a rather tanned tone. And EVE is an MMORPG, and therefore doesn't have a skin colour.
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What is the most number of beers you have drunk at one time?
Zero.
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On “Mob Wars” (a Facebook application,) a Crowbar costs $300. What kind of crowbar would cost $300!?
On the myspace version a crowbar is $250. I suppose how shocking that is changes with the kind of currency you're using too.
I've never bought a crowbar, how much do they cost?
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Around how many people have you asked out on a date in your life?
It would be in the hundreds. Funnily enough, I'm only 16.
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What age did you start wearing makeup? or if your a guy, what age did you start wearing cologne?
I've been wearing some form of makeup since I was maybe..13? I've only worn cologne once.
Shocking, I know. Some guys wear makeup.
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Why can't i walk through a wall?
You can. Just the chances of all the atoms in your body and the wall aligning at the same time are so unlikely that you would quite literally have to keep trying forever before it worked.
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If you had a pet lion, what would you call it?
Tibbles.
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If you have ever been pregnant, did you go into early labor? How early was it from your due date? Or did you go into labor later, how late?
My dearest mother was 3 days late with me..then 26 hours of labour..
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Do you agree that members of AB ought to get a percentage of the AB advertising revenue (nb: note ads on AB pages these days)?
Absolutely. Let's look at the way Youtube works with google adsense. If all of your videos have over 1000 views, you can enter the Youtube 'partner program', in which you get some extra goodies, such as a banner for your channel, autoplay for your homepage video etc. and every time someone clicks on an ad that happens to be on your homepage or a video page, you get paid part of...
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If you are 18 to 25 how do you feel about Obama Non-Voluntary Defense force or civilian Draft?
There's going to be a draft in America?
Wow, this will chuck a spanner in the works.
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Can you please enlighten me as to what the song "March of the Pigs" is about? *by Nine Inch Nails*, I am confused even though I looked up the lyrics. Thanks!
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/2433/
No one knows..
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Do you believe that the innovative invention of the internet has caused the degredation in society today? I was drunkenly debating this with a stranger in a pub last night.
There is degradation in society today?
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What do you think of the idea of scrapping the Gregorian calendar and restoring the start of the New Year to the Spring (e.g. celebrating New Year's Eve on the Vernal Equinox)?
Sure, why not.
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President Obama has given the Queen an iPod as a gift, er... he does know shes 82 years old right ? What songs would you have put on it for her to listen to?
Are you serious?
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The Canadian government has begun its annual war on seals. This year, sealers will beat and skin 338,200 of these gentle animals. Would you like to please help end the Canadian Seal Slaughter? (Please click on link to help)
Canada really does that? I thought it was a myth. I mean, I knew people still hunted seals, but I didn't know there was an arranged annual slaughter.
Enlighten me, if seals weren't used for all this stuff, which animal would people use instead?
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Would you like to have a very pretty girl friend?
Yes. And I do.
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Why can't a person have a civilized conversation on answerbag? It seems that most here have one hell of a chip on their shoulder. Does anyone else feel that way?
The internet isn't civilised. Expecting such is insanity.
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Who or What has taken away the best years of your life?
I would have to say my parents. Although, hopefully that hasn't been the majority of my life. I'd prefer to live past 32.
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Can you really see a person's skeleton when they get electrocuted or is that just a cliche in fiction?
Fiction.
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Why is it that my boyfriend can hear my vibrator from across the room from under a blanket with the fan on but he can't hear me half the time when i'm sitting right beside him?
I have a similar thing, I can hear sounds of vibration from incredible distances. But sometimes people next to me might as well be talking to a wall.
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How long do you think the average man can go without having sex? I mean a man who is already sexually active and also an adult?
Well, I wasn't an adult, but I went for a bit over a year.
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I think my bf is looking at porn behind my back. He knows how much it bothers me, and he told me it was a 'virus' that put a porn site in his history. Then I found youtube videos on his history and his lie of a story doesn't add up. Advice?
There isn't porn on youtube. What the?
I suggest forming a modicum of trust. Be glad it might be porn and not someone else.
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Is being 17 and going out with a 23 yr old bad...?
No.
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Have you ever been admitted to a hospital for more than 24 hours?
Yes, for asthma. Lots and lots of fun.
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I am looking for a gud MMORPG or ORPG. All the onesIcan find now are medevil/fantasy.I want one where youcan socalize and the people are frendly but has a point to it and you play a real person.Kinda like a cross between simsXrunescapeXHabboHotelXbebo
I suggest Vendetta Online, you don't play as a person per se, but still. It's a damned good MMORPG.
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Am confused ysterdy i went 2 my ex's gf's bridal shower.he was also there, he luked so hurt to c me there,he gave me the saddest luk i've ever sn, n becoz there was a crowd he luked as though he wanted to say sumthing to me, by the way i went lukin hot
Look at my typing. Incredible, isn't it? I actually bother to take the time to type entire words and correct punctuation. You should try it sometime, you might like it.
Also, this isn't called 'BragBag'. Unless you actually have a question amidst that bouquet of vocabulary, I suggest you take your fantasies of lost love elsewhere.
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We've been together for a year. We have not said I love you. I want to tell him how I feel. Is there a good chance that he will leave me if he doesnt love me yet? If he doesnt love me yet, does that mean he probably never will?
Tell him and see what happens.
Is there any logic in leaving someone for loving you?
The last question is tricky to answer, especially since I know neither of you.
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Would you find it odd if a 32-year-old woman considers herself "best friends" with an 18-year-old guy?
Not at all. I'm 16 and I have many adult associates.
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Have you ever had a 'one night stand'?
Yes, lots. Age 11+
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Last night i had a dream someone slapped me in the face. I woke up this morning with a red, hot burn mark in the shape of a hand on my face. any ideas? i know its not my hand. its too big. && my bedroom door is locked at night.
It's possible that you slapped yourself in the face multiple times in the same general area, though not exactly the same place, causing the effect of a large hand.
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What is the best software for burning DVD's?
Burn.
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MY 14 YR OLD STEP-SON WAS FOUND DOING SEXAUL THINGS WITH THE FAMILY DOG, SHOULD I GET HIM INTO THERAPY IMMEDIATLY, OR IS THIS A "NORMAL" BEHAVIOR
It depends, what did the dog think about it?
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Will you submit a humorous answer even though you know it will get you humorless negative points?
I rarely don't.
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I have a 12 year old daughter who I think is seeing a girl in her school, how do I approach this situation, I'm ok with gay relationships but I think shes too young to know what she wants.
Quite clearly, you are not as ok with homosexuality. Since you would not have asked 'I have a 12 year old daughter who I think is seeing a boy in her school, how do I approach this situation, I'm ok with straight relationships but I think shes too young to know what she wants.'
Leave her be.
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Is it alright to have rape fantasies?
Depends, is it about raping someone or being raped?
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What is the fascination with World of warcraft? I just don't see it?
I enjoy progressive systems, such as the xp system in world of warcraft.
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Any ideas for a novel
Thirteen Writing Prompts - Dan Wiencek
1.
Write a scene showing a man and a woman arguing over the man's friendship with a former girlfriend. Do not mention the girlfriend, the man, the woman, or the argument.
2.
Write a short scene set at a lake, with trees and shit. Throw some birds in there, too.
3.
Choose your favorite historical figure and imagine if he/she had been...
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I'm an unattractive teenage girl (not lying - I know I am not nice to look at, mostly because I am obese) If my looks changed, do you think a guy would show interest? They never have. Honesty please? I'm a big girl I can handle it. What can I do?
Lose some weight, it will impress everyone.
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Did you know that earth has two moons? i just found out. why didnt you tell me?
Actually, the earth has 6 known moons.
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How do i stop wasting time on AnswerBag and facebook and start studying for my examz?
Stop it.
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If you were a cow with a human brain, What would you do?
Chew cud.
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Guys: How would you feel if a girl told you you suck in bed?
Many do. In the fun way, of course.
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If you do any fishing, what's the biggest fish you ever caught?
Less than a pound.
...well...to be perfectly honest, it fell off the hook before I fully reeled it in...
But still, I guarantee it was far too pathetic to be heavier than a pound.
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What is a hopeless romantic?
I'm a hopeless romantic. You're just hopeless.
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Who Takes more time when it comes to taking a decision , men or w women?
It is a 'male' mental characteristic to be decisive, however this does not necessarily mean that the majority of those of whom are more decisive are male.
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How can i break the laws of physics?
You will need:
* 2 cups all-purpose flour, stirred or sifted
before measuring
* 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 1 egg, slightly beaten
* 1 1/2 cups milk
* 2 tablespoons melted butter
1. Sift together the flour, baking powder, and salt.
2. In a separate bowl, combine the egg and milk.
3. Add the egg and milk to the flour...
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When do you use "flied" and when do you use "flew"? (past tense of the verb "fly")
There is no 'flied'. Unless you are chinese and serving takeaway.
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If you could retire before the age of 30, then would you?
I plan to.
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I'm 63 and she's 18, she says she loves me. Will this work?
I'm not sure, I don't know either of you and telling me your age is insignificant.
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I am a lesbian do you care? Just thought i would come out..tonight. :)
Not really. Go nuts.
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If Evolution is all about survival of the fittest, why does humanity allow the reproduction of the mentally and physically handicapped? No other living thing does that...
Empathy. While it enables us to maintain large social groups and protect each other, it is our downfall in allowing defective genes to pass on.
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If I asked you out to dinner and drinks would you come?
Probably not. I don't find dinner and drinks to be that arousing.
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Bf watches porn, im okay with it, but my friends says its wrong coz hes with me?
Why should it be their problem? Call me crazy, but I think you should make the decision on this matter, or better still, him.
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On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "I want to pull out my hair" or punch something frustrated (or whichever word you wish to use) how frustrated are you at the slowness, glitches and problems with AB the last few days? Feel free to vent
Maybe a 6. Not too bad, but really.
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Is sand a liquid or a solid?
A solid. A fluid solid.
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Not that I'm complaining, but what's up with all the hot avatars? Fess up. Is it really you?
Yes, it really is me.
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Is it true that if you have the Holy Spirit within you, that you will display it externally (whether that be in actions, speech, or dress)?
I know a lot of people who have had spirits in them, and it definitely affected their actions and speech.
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How do you respond to this statement: "I don't understand." When that's all the person says to every explanation you give? (e.g. Q: What is this object called? A: A chair. Q: I don't understand.)
"Bullshit."
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What is something you should never add salt to?
Salt.
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For the past week, my chest has been very tight and its been difficult to breathe, my throat is very sore, and I've been coughing up blood as well as phlegm, is this a serious problem and how should I deal with it, or should I just get some bed-rest?
Coughing up blood is really really bad. Doctor. Now.
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What are some reasons one might believe in God but not religion?
Personal belief in god doesn't cost anything.
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Attorney General Eric Holder has said that "we, as average Americans simply do not talk enough with each other about race" and because of that we are "a nation of cowards". Agree? Disagree?
Yeah, you are.
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What do you think of a person on AB who has a "+ ratings given" of less than 70%?
Damned honest.
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Men are ____________.?
Male.
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How can you tell if your girl is lieing
She tells you that your spelling and punctuation are excellent.
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Why life has been created? Why people live? People take birth, grow up, get married, give birth, and one day die....why????????????why should not i finish myself today..at this moment?
You're right, do it.
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What is the best world of warcraft class and why? what is the best DPS class and why? what is the best tanking class and why? what is the best healing class and why? i want to make a tank and a healer and want help.
Best class: Warlock. Because.
Best DPS class: Rogue. Because.
Best tanking class: Warrior. Because.
Best healing class: Priest. Because.
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How do I deal if my husband rejected me every time I wanted to have sex?
Take a picture. This situation may never again occur.
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Why do men like it when women don't wear a bra?
Easy access.
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Are you currently, or were you at some point on fire?
Yes, I am currently on fire.
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Behind every successful man there is a women” , Do You agree with That And Why?
No. Because there aren't any women standing behind me.
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Does likeing boobs make me lesbian
Yes, yes it does.
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Did you go to church as a child? Was worship inspiring?
Nope, I had a harshly agnostic upbringing.
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Me and my girlfriend are in love, what's the best way for us to get enraged?
I suggest going to one of those jesus camps where they brainwash kids.
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What happens to your body if you continue to take the active pills in contraceptive, without taking the sugar pills, ie. just skip to the next week?
If you keep doing it constantly, you'll be in a fair bit of pain for a while.
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Can you name an obsolete vehicle?
Chevrolet.
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What's your pornstar name? Take your first pet's name and your mothers maiden name. Mine is Smokey Browne!!
Bruce Hayter
Odd.
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My child just came home from school with a new word, 'wedgie', needless to say I wasn't impressed. So has anyone had a 'wedgie' done to them in school?
That kinda thing seems to not be so common around these parts. Never had it happen.
And really, how is 'wedgie' bad? It's the name given to jocks riding the arse wave.
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I have just discovered that my husband is subscribed to some porn sites. We are happily married (well so I thought).
We are both Christians and leaders in our church.
I don’t know what to do and who to talk to.
I don't get what the problem is.
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If you were sentencing Josef Fritzl, what sentence would you give him?
I think he should go into a normal prison for life. He would get punished enough.
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Why do we call it bullshit when someone is giving us an untruth?
Bullshit, while usually in description of an untruth, is quite distinct, due to the component of misdirection. One can misdirect (bullshit) without lying (untruth).
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Have you ever used the phrase, "Get a room", when seeing two people making out in public?
Yes, accompanied by throwing a condom at them. I wouldn't have mentioned it, since I do approve of such acts, but it was just a little too noisy for my liking, and it was during a movie.
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Know your bible? What does John 3:16 say?
That's the whole 'and god loved the world so, he gave his only begotten son and believing gives everlasting life' thingo. I think it would have sufficed instead of having the whole boring gospel.
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What's the best method of birth control other than the pill? it looks a bit dangerous to health, and i don't want something bad to happen. (inb4 abstinence)
The pill and a condom. Or celibacy. Or a hormonal imbalancer.
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How old were you when you got married?(however many times it applys)
Conflicting tenses. I'm not married yet.
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Is Satan as powerful as God?
More powerful. In the bible he is repeatedly able to trick god, who is apparently omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent. How the hell does that work?
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My friend has a son that just turned 17 and we think he is doing drugs, he is gone for the weekend and we are searching the room for evidence - where would you hide your stash in your room if you were 17?
Don't.
I'm 16, I hide mine in the bottom drawer :P
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Are you scared to die? I am.. But i dont know why..
That's rather logical. I am also.
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Do you think that looking at pornography is cheating?
Nope.
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What would the world be like if everyone smoked marijuana?
Everyone would be a lot happier.
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Why is my wife making me wear a condom now?
Cheating.
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What was the distance from the earth to the moon four billion years ago
I didn't think the moon existed at that point. I was under the impression that the moon was caused by a large object hitting the earth around 3 billion years ago.
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Do you have an accent? If you do, what kind? If not, what kind of accent do you wish you had?
Indeed, I do. It's South Australian.
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Why do humans age more slowly than a lot of other animals?
I didn't think we did.
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What to do when neighbor does wood work in the morning. A lot of sawing and noise. I have someone living at home (disabled), who is getting very agitated from the noise. 7am - 7pm. Her room is right at the side near the neighbor's backyard.
The laws for noise pollution are only applicable before 6am and after 10pm. Unless they go over a certain number of decibels.
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Why am i so smart
You aren't.
(See that? Correct capitalisation and punctuation.)
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What do you think about older women that dress like teens?
Mutton dressed as lamb. Icky.
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I think The Lion King was one of the best Disney movies. Anyone else agree?
Not a chance.
Wall-E ftw.
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In the current economic environment do you view your pet(s) as a luxury or a necessity?
Has something changed? Pet food costs exactly the same. The dogs aren't getting any more illnesses than before. They're exactly the same as before.
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Is The Life Aquatic a good movie?
I thought it was rather terrible.
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Does American politics play a role in how foreigners view us? Or are they able to seperate the people from the politics in their opinions?
Indeed, it does.
Some, though not many, are able to make such distinctions.
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I met a guy when i was out and we ended up having sex,he stayed til late the next day and we got along really well.we were texting for a while a few days later then i text him next day,when i replied he never replied back,should i text him again?
Crazy as it may seem, sometimes messages don't send. Either that or he forgot.
Here's an idea, ring him. You have no idea how much it shocks and impresses a guy.
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Is the War on Drugs a failure?
Americans really are curious creatures, you start a real war that is morally objectionable, then use another kind of 'war' to distract people.
Have you ever just considered 'putting an end' to something? How very warlike you all are.
Yes, by the way. Almost forgot to answer.
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Do you go skiing every winter?
South Australia, doesn't work.
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Would you eat an Obama finger?
No...just...no...
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Is there anything that I can do to actually restore/ re-grow tooth?
Not a chance.
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Is it safe to get married to an indian? what do you girls think?
I'm confused, is there anything unsafe about indians that I don't know about?
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What food allergy would you hate to have?
Cheese, chicken, potato.
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Could you be friends with someone you like, but also know wants to sleep with you?
Sure.
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Does anybody else think that Jesse McCartney's music has gone to pot?
It's gone to pot? That's an improvement.
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What is motion? If you travel from A to B what is your speed at a particular point along the journey? It seems to me that speed at a point must always be zero. I am very confused.
Instant speed is always zero. However speed is measured between two points.
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My cat is just a bit above 1 years old, and he throws up when i give him adult food but not when i give him kitten food. Should i be concerned?
Start with only kitten food, then gradually mix more and more adult food in with it. Same thing works with dogs.
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Would u ever get married?
Perhaps.
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How many stitches have you had in your lifetime?
zero
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How do you compromise between going bowling or going miniature golfing?
I enjoy bowling quite a bit more, so it's settled already.
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My son wont get off his X Box and go to bed, what can i do?
Leave him there. Freedom actually makes you learn how to take care of yourself after a while.
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What is a reason someone might give you a hug?
We both enjoy hugs, particularly with each other.
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Am I the only one on here who is horny?
I usually am. Merely by coincidence, shockingly a bag with a question mark on it isn't that arousing.
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Should a man still open doors for a woman?
I think anyone should hold a door open. Regardless of gender.
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How often do you go to Church?
I think I've been into churches...5 times in my life. The first time it was for a wedding, I was 2 years old and vomited in the aisle. I think perhaps I was an atheist already.
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Why do guys go to such great lengths by having a girlfriend to cover their true sexuality
I wasn't aware that I did.
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Tell me 5 good reasons to become a Christian.
Well, I'm out of ideas.
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HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN SHE STOP LOVING ME
SHE WILL TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF
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Do you freak out when a bee is buzzing around you or are you as cool as a cucumber?
I'm rather highly allergic, they don't scare me or anything, but I get the hell out of there pretty quickly.
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How much does the law determine your moral stance on something?
Not much. I generally do what I want from a kinda autonomous standpoint, despite others not following the same idea. If I think something I'm doing may affect someone else's plans in a negative way, I probably wouldn't do it.
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I'm getting confirmed this year and I have to choose a christian name,know any good ones?(i'm a guy)
Lucifer.
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Should gay and strait people have to use the same restrooms?
This is hilarious. A classic part of homophobia, the fear that all homosexuals are attracted to them.
I think it's ok as is.
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What's the screensaver for your cell currently?
Wallpaper is a picture of my dog.
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Guys, what do girls do, that excites you more than anything else? Please, an intellectual answer!
Not adhering to stereotypical 'female' stuff. That's just boring.
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What is the best natural pain relief product? i.e. Lakota
Paracetamol.
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What is the naughtiest word in the english language? Besides naughty.
Ooh, Quandon. Pronounced kon-don. People really screw this one up.
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My mom says when I recach 18 she's throwing me out am so hurt, the reason is she doesnt love me. What can i do?
I suggest a job. Work your way up until you make more money than her, then be spiteful.
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2 days ago my friend took 20 paracetamol as a suicide attempt. Will she die? She was sick but didnt throw up now she has pains in her upper abdomen. Please help!
Probably wont die, but wont enjoy living for the next couple of decades if she doesn't get some medical attention.
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Why would my hands burn with touching a bible or cross?
There is agent orange on them.
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Should Oprah Winfrey accept that she is a big woman? The results of her diets don't seem to last too long and isn't that unhealthy?
Yeah, it's kinda silly. The toll on her body from constantly going from fat to thin would be great. She should just go back to being chubby and accept it.
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How old were you when you got chickenpox? Or did you ever get chickenpox? Was it a bad case?
I've never had it, I don't know why, I've been around people with it.
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What is the naughtiest word in the english language? Besides naughty.
'Naughtiest'.
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Who still has and uses a VHS VCR tape recorder instead of a DVD?
We still use VHS to record TV programs, DVD recorders are too damned expensive. However we do watch things both on DVD and VHS.
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Why are guys so attracted to boobs?
I beg to differ to the nth degree. Every single one is unique. They're excellent, I'm unsure why.
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What is the naughtiest word in the english language? Besides naughty.
'Naughty'.
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Anyone about the Smart car by Chrysler - like mileage, safety, price, handling? They are cute but look like they would get creamed in a bad accident.
They did a test for this on Top Gear. The chassis stayed intact in the same collision another common small car was pancaked in.
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Do you feel that teachers are overpaid or underpaid?
Here, rather underpaid. All the other states had a payrise for their teachers to compensate for inflation.
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What do you think what game is the best from this 2 IMVU or ZWINKY?
IMVU
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What parts of professional wrestling is fake?
The parts in which the wrestlers come into contact with each other.
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What makes truth the truth?
Lacking contradiction.
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If your 17 year old daughter's b/f, came to stay for the night and was still there 4 days later.. would you say something?
Yeah, something like "Hey, you've been here for 4 days. Keep up the good work.".
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Why do liars think they will never be caught?
Some people are very good liars.
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What were your parents set AGAINST you doing?
Existing. Take that pill, I beat you.
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Why do people get mad at me if I tell them I don't want kids?
People are idiots.
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Did your parents drink and smoke in front of you?
Both my parents haven't smoked since they were about 20, and they drank in my presence for some time.
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Are there any down sides to hydroelectricity?
No.
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When you talk to your pets, do you use single words or sentences?
I speak to my dogs in a reformed british accent.
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If i gave you a snake,what would call it?
Cyril.
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Have you ever been Attracted to someone much Older than yourself...?
Well, only once have I been with someone younger than me, and that was only by a matter of 6 weeks. At a time I was with someone around 10 years older. As for attraction, there have been more occurrences.
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If my boyfriend still talks to his ex, who talks about how she wants to get back together with him, is it cheating?
No chance. Unless he agrees with her of course.
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Smacking children- right or wrong?
Yes, they are.
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If you had to choose between watching porn or not watching ever again and staying with your S/O which would you choose and why?
I think the S/O. An endless supply of real-time porn.
:P
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What's the first thing you ever did on the internet? Can you still remember?
Got an email account I think.
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Are you really into the level upgrade on ab?
Indeed, 'tis rather good.
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Is racism illegal?
Nope. How could you police an opinion?
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American beds are wider than European beds. What do you think of that?
Americans are wider.
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If your loved one cannot fall asleep, how do you help them?
I use a mallet.
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Men: If you are in a serious relationship with a beautiful woman. Why do you watch porn?
For fun.
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IS IT TRUE GUYS LIKE TO HIT ON VULNERABLE WOMEN?
Yes, we are monstrous beings.
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What's u'r favorite romantic song?
Family Reunion - Blink 182
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Do you beleive homosexuals will go to heaven why or why not?
No. There is no heaven.
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What color comes to mind when you think of tuesday?
Tuesday is pink or purple, I don't know why it changes. Synesthesia ftw.
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Do you intentionally put overnight guests on a sleeper sofa so they don't get to comfy and want to stay longer or return too soon?
That is a fantastic idea, but it wouldn't work, our lounges at home are insanely comfortable.
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How many languages are spoken in Australia?
There are bloody thousands.
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How far from your childhood home do you live?
Zilch.
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How many pictures have you taken in the last week?
A few hundred.
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