Answerbag: Ironhead's answers

Answer to I smell bread, where am I?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:29:43 -0700

I smell bread, where am I?

At the bar with the Pillsbury Dough Boy.....

Answer to What was the last thing you cooked in butter?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:18:18 -0700

What was the last thing you cooked in butter?

Fried egg...that's the only way the wife will eat her eggs is if I cook them in butter....strange she is.....

Answer to Wayne Newton called..he wants _____________________

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:13:12 -0700

Wayne Newton called..he wants _____________________

"Red roses for a blue lady"

Answer to What spreads quickly?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:05:29 -0700

What spreads quickly?

My ex wife....

Answer to Quick...name a food that begins with the letter O?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:04:27 -0700

Quick...name a food that begins with the letter O?

Oatmeal/oats

Answer to ___ is a famous picker.

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:34:24 -0800

___ is a famous picker.

Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz (are famous) pickers.

Answer to Why's your hair red?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:55:07 -0800

Why's your hair red?

Someone must be looking through rose colored glasses...eh?

Answer to which song most reminds you of the "happier times" in your life?In childhood or adulthood?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:52:01 -0800

which song most reminds you of the "happier times" in your life?In childhood or adulthood?

The Lion Sleeps Tonight....brings back many memories!

Answer to What a difference ___________makes !?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:51:08 -0800

What a difference ___________makes !?

an extra inch

Answer to Did I ever hurt someone's feelings here? If so I apologize. I may leave Ab soon and I don't want to leave ill-feelings when I do. Thanks!

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:50:22 -0800

Did I ever hurt someone's feelings here? If so I apologize. I may leave Ab soon and I don't want to leave ill-feelings when I do. Thanks!

You'll hurt my feelings if ya leave.....

Answer to Which one do you like to put on your eggs? Salt or pepper?

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:49:02 -0800

Which one do you like to put on your eggs? Salt or pepper?

Both, with some Jolokia hot sauce to give it some kick.

Answer to Did you ever break bread?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 06:20:35 -0800

Did you ever break bread?

A few times...I have also broke wind...

Answer to Can you ____________ it?

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 06:18:41 -0800

Can you ____________ it?

get jiggy with

Answer to Are you bullet proof

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 06:18:07 -0800

Are you bullet proof

Nope, a 22 found my right leg back in 1975...

Answer to How often do you see your brothers and sisters?

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 07:01:25 -0800

How often do you see your brothers and sisters?

Older brother, 3 or 4 times a month (lives about 2 miles from me), younger brother about 10 times a year (lives about 50 miles from me). Oldest younger sister maybe twice a year (lives about 1,600 miles from me) and youngest sister maybe 15 times a year (lives about 20 miles from me).

Answer to Don't stand in my way ... I'm on my way to _______________!!!

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 09:14:57 -0800

Don't stand in my way ... I'm on my way to _______________!!!

Joe's Crab Shack

Answer to Why are there only 99 bottles of beer on the bus?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 06:32:47 -0800

Why are there only 99 bottles of beer on the bus?

I took one down and passed it around...

Answer to Why do you have a fire hydrant in the middle of your living room?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 06:31:51 -0800

Why do you have a fire hydrant in the middle of your living room?

Got to, it's not easy living with a pyromaniac.

Answer to How big are they?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 06:25:08 -0800

How big are they?

Big enough that I have to buy an extra seat on the plane.

Answer to I want a bag of _______ for Christmas.

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:47:09 -0800

I want a bag of _______ for Christmas.

Doubloon's

Answer to Have you ever lost your wallet and i.d.?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:42:59 -0800

Have you ever lost your wallet and i.d.?

Thankfully no...I have misplaced them a few times, but always ended up finding it.

Answer to Will you sacrifice an animal for Christmas?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 07:40:46 -0800

Will you sacrifice an animal for Christmas?

Mmmmm ham...yup

Answer to Can you try not to touch my foods?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:44:20 -0800

Can you try not to touch my foods?

I'll give it a try, but I cant guarantee it.

Answer to Would you buy a used cow?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:40:53 -0800

Would you buy a used cow?

I guess it depends on how it was used...With the price of beef, it might just be worth it.

Answer to Have you ever got lost in the lingerie section of a department store?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:33:29 -0800

Have you ever got lost in the lingerie section of a department store?

Once when I was in the bra section and I fell into a booby trap.

Answer to Influenza and out flew _______? Phil N. Dablank.

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:32:03 -0800

Influenza and out flew _______? Phil N. Dablank.

Dogma

Answer to What's something that's hot?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:31:51 -0800

What's something that's hot?

Bhut Jolokia

Answer to if you woke up one day and a giant banana was next to you, what would you do?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:30:13 -0800

if you woke up one day and a giant banana was next to you, what would you do?

Get the hell out of there before King Kong comes back to claim that giant banana.

Answer to Is it time right now 2 ?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:26:21 -0800

Is it time right now 2 ?

Sure is, would you like 1?

Answer to So it was I. Who cares?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:25:34 -0800

So it was I. Who cares?

So it was you, who knew?

Answer to Do you like to eat meat without salt?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:23:12 -0800

Do you like to eat meat without salt?

Must have salt...

Answer to What's something that glows?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:21:48 -0800

What's something that glows?

Lightning bugs

Answer to Which is your favourite nut?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:19:22 -0800

Which is your favourite nut?

The twins...ok...2nd favorite is Cashew!

Answer to And then i saw her face. Now i'm ________________

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:17:47 -0800

And then i saw her face. Now i'm ________________

getting the hell out of here.

Answer to could you Name a dog breed...? please?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:16:36 -0800

could you Name a dog breed...? please?

Portuguese Water Dog

Answer to Should coffee be taken rectally?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:53:51 -0800

Should coffee be taken rectally?

I guess the Barista would have to also be a Proctologist.

Answer to Given the choice, will you have kids?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:50:24 -0800

Given the choice, will you have kids?

Done did that! 2 boys, 2 girls. But the choice now would be no now since the Dr. took care of that problem 20 years ago with a snip here and a snip there...

Answer to What is an Alpenhorn?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:38:20 -0800

What is an Alpenhorn?

Riiiiiiiii-co-laaaaaaa

Answer to What is not your cup of tea?

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:35:54 -0800

What is not your cup of tea?

A peanut butter, mayo, banana and jelly sandwich. But it is my sons.

Answer to Which song comes to mind when i say "Black"?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:45:29 -0800

Which song comes to mind when i say "Black"?

AC/DC's Back in Black

Answer to Who is that man in the long red suit with the long white beard ?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:38:24 -0800

Who is that man in the long red suit with the long white beard ?

That's uncle Larry, just ignore him and he will eventually go away.

Answer to What is something that is green in your house

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:31:37 -0800

What is something that is green in your house

The glass that I'm drinking out of right now.

Answer to Have you ever been to tired to _____________________?!?!

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:35:11 -0800

Have you ever been to tired to _____________________?!?!

fall asleep

Answer to what else can a salad fork be used for

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:06:11 -0800

what else can a salad fork be used for

to help get the knot out of the kids shoes shoelaces.

Answer to Can Ozzy _______________ an Aussie?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 07:05:08 -0800

Can Ozzy _______________ an Aussie?

sing like

Answer to What's your opinion on nipple piercings?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:13:37 -0800

What's your opinion on nipple piercings?

To each his own...but not for me!

Answer to Do you know someone like this: they say they prefer their home cooking to eating out.Have they tried all the restaurants to eat out then?!

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 06:11:19 -0800

Do you know someone like this: they say they prefer their home cooking to eating out.Have they tried all the restaurants to eat out then?!

I am one of those people. I have not tried all the restaurants, would be very hard to do that, but I just prefer my cooking...I know who has handled it and what is in it etc.

Answer to Have you ever picked up a grown pit bull in your arms?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:59:31 -0800

Have you ever picked up a grown pit bull in your arms?

Many times...Have owned a pit and have family and friends that own pits.

Answer to What is better in black and white?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:54:02 -0800

What is better in black and white?

Oreo cookies

Answer to Are you ready for another new year?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:52:30 -0800

Are you ready for another new year?

I guess, I just see it as another year.

Answer to Do your parents in law, stick their nose everywhere

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 05:51:39 -0800

Do your parents in law, stick their nose everywhere

Thankfully no...have had these in laws since 1983 and I can not think of one time that they stuck their noses into our business...

Answer to What is something that you should not give as a gift to a newborn baby?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:26:16 -0800

What is something that you should not give as a gift to a newborn baby?

Power tools

Answer to When did you last change a diaper?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:25:01 -0800

When did you last change a diaper?

2 weeks ago while my granddaughter was here.

Answer to let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. It has been snowing here for hours. How about where you are?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:00:13 -0800

let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. It has been snowing here for hours. How about where you are?

Just lots of rain right now...though it did snow a few days ago.

Answer to I ate ________________ for breakfsat this morning

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:58:46 -0800

I ate ________________ for breakfsat this morning

nothing

Answer to have you ever been discombobulated?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:54:19 -0800

have you ever been discombobulated?

I would have to say more than once.

Answer to What makes your chili so good?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:52:54 -0800

What makes your chili so good?

Venison and Jolokia peppers.

Answer to Do you have something you want to tell me?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:51:26 -0800

Do you have something you want to tell me?

That you should never take a bath in gasoline while smoking a cigarette.

Answer to How can I tell if my head is on fire?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 07:14:57 -0800

How can I tell if my head is on fire?

If the neighborhood kids are holding sticks with marshmallows on the end over your head.

Answer to What kind of question wakes you up?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 06:26:55 -0800

What kind of question wakes you up?

Ya wanna?

Answer to Have you ever eaten deep fried elephant toes?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 06:23:41 -0800

Have you ever eaten deep fried elephant toes?

No, but I have had Elephant ears...Here's the recipe. http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/palmiers_elephant_ears/

Answer to What bed time is early for you?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 06:18:12 -0800

What bed time is early for you?

11pm would be early for me...I usually hit the hay between 12am and 1am.

Answer to What do you think a cow is thinking when its being milked?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 10:46:38 -0800

What do you think a cow is thinking when its being milked?

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.

Answer to When is a baby wrong?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:45:49 -0800

When is a baby wrong?

When he/she waits to go to the bathroom right after you take off its diaper.

Answer to Get _______.

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:43:43 -0800

Get _______.

Shorty

Answer to Can you name a holiday named after someone?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:43:07 -0800

Can you name a holiday named after someone?

Martin Luther King

Answer to How many days a week do you stay in and not go outside the front door at all?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:40:51 -0800

How many days a week do you stay in and not go outside the front door at all?

I very seldom ever go out the front door...we use the back door.

Answer to Why are you not reading my messages?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:34:44 -0800

Why are you not reading my messages?

Sorry, I shut my Telepathy switch off years ago because it was giving me headaches...

Answer to what is your most shucking secret? just indicate it, not reveal it!

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:09:38 -0800

what is your most shucking secret? just indicate it, not reveal it!

Shucking field corn and telling the kids it was older sweet corn.

Answer to Why did you take my newspaper?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:03:38 -0800

Why did you take my newspaper?

Needed something to read while sitting on the throne...

Answer to How old were you when you got your license?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:41:04 -0800

How old were you when you got your license?

16

Answer to Do gnats piss you off when they start flying around your food?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:35:31 -0800

Do gnats piss you off when they start flying around your food?

Darn right...I'm not sharing my food with them...

Answer to Rock 'n' roll and brew and _________? What is the third thing YOU need to make your life complete?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:33:33 -0800

Rock 'n' roll and brew and _________? What is the third thing YOU need to make your life complete?

duct tape

Answer to Have you ever experienced technical difficulties while passing a motion?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:32:17 -0800

Have you ever experienced technical difficulties while passing a motion?

While intoxicated...yes.

Answer to Would PICK YOUR NOSE be a good name for a rhinoplasty service I want to set up in my front yard?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:31:10 -0800

Would PICK YOUR NOSE be a good name for a rhinoplasty service I want to set up in my front yard?

I can see the rest of the sign... Come on in and let us help you pick your nose...

Answer to What's the frequernt hiding place of Hendersonula?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:25:24 -0800

What's the frequernt hiding place of Hendersonula?

The feet/toenails

Answer to Do you store cups upside down or not?

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:23:49 -0800

Do you store cups upside down or not?

All are stored upside down.

Answer to Can you name the three wise men?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:01:56 -0800

Can you name the three wise men?

Jim, Jack and Jose...makes one heck of a shot.

Answer to How do you feel when you forget someone's name? What do you do if you see a person you recognize and can't rememebr their name?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:56:45 -0800

How do you feel when you forget someone's name? What do you do if you see a person you recognize and can't rememebr their name?

I am horrible with names...I just say Hi, how ya doing...and hope the lil lady is with me so she can whisper in my ear and tell me who it is...

Answer to Why do we never see snowwomen?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:04:14 -0800

Why do we never see snowwomen?

But you do see an occasional one around in this part of the woods.

Answer to Do you own the residence you live in right now or are you renting? Have you always been a renter?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:03:13 -0800

Do you own the residence you live in right now or are you renting? Have you always been a renter?

Own and paid off for the last 5 years.

Answer to Do you need the cops to be around 24/7 for you to feel safe?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:01:45 -0800

Do you need the cops to be around 24/7 for you to feel safe?

No...In this little town you are lucky to see a cop 24 times in 7 years.

Answer to I am making a snowman .What should I name him?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:58:46 -0800

I am making a snowman .What should I name him?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Answer to Just because _, it doesn't mean _ .

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:29:14 -0800

Just because _________, it doesn't mean _________ .

Just because I said it, doesn't mean it's the truth.

Answer to I just need one more ____________________________

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:27:52 -0800

I just need one more ____________________________

pitcher of beer and I can call it a night.

Answer to What would not belong in a nativity scene?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:27:01 -0800

What would not belong in a nativity scene?

A goldfish.

Answer to What is the weather like where you are at?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:26:16 -0800

What is the weather like where you are at?

34 degrees and overcast, but finally it quit raining,

Answer to Stay here,order a pizza and ________________________?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:25:16 -0800

Stay here,order a pizza and ________________________?

chill with Pretty_Lilly!

Answer to Please tell me where are you from?

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:22:02 -0800

Please tell me where are you from?

Originally from Florida, living in Illinois...Hello neighbor!

Answer to What is something a person should not take their sweet time doing?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:40:28 -0800

What is something a person should not take their sweet time doing?

Moving out of the path of a tornado.

Answer to When was the last time that you lost control of your mouth?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:15:12 -0800

When was the last time that you lost control of your mouth?

After the last tooth I had pulled from the injections that the dentist gave me.

Answer to Why does my African steak taste and smell so differently?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:13:55 -0800

Why does my African steak taste and smell so differently?

Because of the type of dung they use for the bbq.

Answer to What is your Favorite song from 1987?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:12:27 -0800

What is your Favorite song from 1987?

Lean On Me, Club Nouveau

Answer to Would you eat this steak?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:09:04 -0800

Would you eat this steak?

I would, though it looks to over cooked for me.

Answer to Im so __Im feeling so _ although Im so _ Ill have another ____.

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:07:24 -0800

Im so ____Im feeling so _____ although Im so _____ Ill have another ______.

I'm so stuffed, I'm feeling so bad...although I'm so full, I'll have another slab.

Answer to What was Frankenstein's famous last words?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:01:51 -0800

What was Frankenstein's famous last words?

But soon," he cried with sad and solemn enthusiasm, "I shall die, and what I now feel be no longer felt. Soon these burning miseries will be extinct. I shall ascend my funeral pile triumphantly and exult in the agony of the torturing flames. The light of that conflagration will fade away; my...

Answer to What was Santa's Dad's name?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:15:05 -0800

What was Santa's Dad's name?

Crispy Cringle

Answer to Of the good cooks from TV long ago, who would you like to cook for you, Aunt Bea, June Cleaver or Hop Sing?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:49:44 -0800

Of the good cooks from TV long ago, who would you like to cook for you, Aunt Bea, June Cleaver or Hop Sing?

The AB Mrs. Clever...but Aunt Bea of old...

Answer to Why are you taking off your clothes?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:44:39 -0800

Why are you taking off your clothes?

It's easier to take a shower this way.

Answer to "You crossed a line." When would you feel this way? Why?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:43:00 -0800

"You crossed a line." When would you feel this way? Why?

After she slaps me...