Answerbag: B.fife My honesty makes people angry...'s answers

Answer to Straight guys would you ever let a guy give you head, it if didn't mean anything?

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:45:50 -0700

Straight guys would you ever let a guy give you head, it if didn't mean anything?

As far as I personally know...Once a guy let another guy do something sexual to him he is no longer considered straight...As for me personally...not just no but H*LL NO...Sorry but if I can't find a willing woman then my hand will do...But that is just my opinion...

Answer to Which board game(s) are you best at?

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:38:27 -0700

Which board game(s) are you best at?

Monopoly without a doubt...

Answer to I have a pocket knife with a pocket clip. Can I legally carry this around on me? (Ohio)

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:35:01 -0700

I have a pocket knife with a pocket clip. Can I legally carry this around on me? (Ohio)

it depends on the size what your doing and the police officers attitude... I live in northern Ohio and everyday I wear the same type of knive clipped to both of my front pockets(yes I carry 2 knives with me at all times)and I've never had a problem with the cops over it but if you do decide to...

Answer to What are some old school rap songs that were popular back in the 80s?

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:25:13 -0700

What are some old school rap songs that were popular back in the 80s?

Walk this way By Run-D-MC

Answer to Do you think there should be an AB app? Or do you think that would make you more of an addict?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:58:21 -0700

Do you think there should be an AB app? Or do you think that would make you more of an addict?

Yes I don't understand why there is a talking cat app but no AB app...

Answer to Why are people such assholes over nothing? Like they freak out over stupid stuff, even little questions??

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:43:36 -0700

Why are people such assholes over nothing? Like they freak out over stupid stuff, even little questions??

If your talking about your question about smoking pot while pregnant I can understand why people would get upset about that "little question"...I personally looked at that question and ignored it because I couldn't believe anyone would serously be asking if using a DRUG that effects the brain and...

Answer to Do I drink too much beer?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:25:26 -0700

Do I drink too much beer?

For me personally the answer to that question was I was drinking to much when I realized that waking up on unfamilar bathroom floors was becoming a habit...If you can control yourself and don't let it effect your normal activities(Like job and school and such)then your fine...But that is just my...

Answer to How many times have you been in love..........?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:20:49 -0700

How many times have you been in love..........?

I've been in Love several times...But because I've grown and changed over the years every time has been the first time. Because my definition of Love has changed and grown with me...

Answer to What's your favorite animal?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:53:54 -0700

What's your favorite animal?

My personal totem is the wolf...Proud and solitary, would rather not fight but if you endanger them or their pack they will put you down HARD...Like I always say "Why be a lowly Alpha-male when a Lone Wolf will trounce you every time"...

Answer to What is the most romantic thing a man can do for a woman?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:43:34 -0700

What is the most romantic thing a man can do for a woman?

Listen...thats it...the secret most of us men NEVER figure out...The best way to show we care and Love our women is to shut up and listen...When we listen we learn things like her favorite song or movie and we understand what it takes to make her smile and be happy...To put it simply as the woman...

Answer to What is BOB ? & What is SAP ? like for example , You BOB ! or You SAP bro !

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:31:19 -0700

What is BOB ? & What is SAP ? like for example , You BOB ! or You SAP bro !

Where I come from B.O.B. stands for Battery operated boyfriend...

Answer to Why do ladies moan when they have sex?? Is that all real or not?? how many of you really moan or do it for excitement?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:03:26 -0700

Why do ladies moan when they have sex?? Is that all real or not?? how many of you really moan or do it for excitement?

Any person can be made to moan if the right sensation is given...Sadly many women do fake this reaction to save the ego's of their partners but when your doing it right that moan can be the most amazing sound you'll ever hear...Just knowing that your causing someone so much pleasure that they...

Answer to Would you rather be, attractive, intelligent or rich?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:23:09 -0700

Would you rather be, attractive, intelligent or rich?

This question reminds me of the time I sold my soul to the Devil, She gave me the choice to be either rich and famous or to be infamous...I picked infamous because it sounded cool...Thankfully she quickly returned my soul because as She said it "it was too damaged to be of ANY use"...if I ever...

Answer to What is the most offensive compliment you have ever heard?

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:39:26 -0700

What is the most offensive compliment you have ever heard?

You can't kiss that good...Your not hot enough...This came out of a woman who's body was a(store bought)10 but who's mind was way behind...Just proved to me that sometimes the prettiest packages can contain the sh*ttiest presents...

Answer to does everyone have a soul mate??

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:33:46 -0700

does everyone have a soul mate??

No not everyone...Sadly thru the course of my life I've met some people who I refuse to believe even have souls and people that evil don't deserve to know what true happiness is like nor would a normal Loving soul flourish long beside one of these vile evil beings...But that is just my opinion...

Answer to Is there any one contradiction in the Christian Bible that stands out more to you than the others?

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 10:21:39 -0700

Is there any one contradiction in the Christian Bible that stands out more to you than the others?

My personal favorite...and the appearence of this depends on which version you currently have in your dirty little hands...Is the appearance of the word "tattoo"... The word "tattoo" comes from the Tahitian word "tatau". Captain James Cook used the word "tattow" when he witnessed tattooing for...

Answer to Message for boys (even grown up boys): your responses are not funny or clever.

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 09:45:42 -0700

Message for boys (even grown up boys): your responses are not funny or clever.

Since you haven't linked your orignal question to this one and we can't know what you are whining about let me just take a moment to clarify a couple facts of life for you(note these are even more true online than in the"real"world)...First if you shout a question or statement out to a room full...

Answer to do you think michael jackson is still alive?

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:28:55 -0700

do you think michael jackson is still alive?

I refuse to believe he is alive...To tell the truth I like to think that every time someone plays one of his songs the little pedophile is being anally-raped in hell...Great musican but a horrible human being...but that is just my opinion...

Answer to How do i kill myself

Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:24:27 -0700

How do i kill myself

I too have had suicidal thoughts because I thought I had lost everything that mattered forever and I realized that(for me at least) I could not kill myself because for me that would be taking the cowards way out and that exact reason was why I ended up in that spot...it took me sitting staring at...

Answer to Why do women have such bad attitudes toward men?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:40:18 -0700

Why do women have such bad attitudes toward men?

Usually because someone of our sex has dated them before us and screwed things up for the rest with the usual assortment of lies and everything else...And yet if given the same chance most women will do the same as their male counterparts...Love at this point in our society seems to be more about...

Answer to Should killing yourself be legal?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:34:29 -0700

Should killing yourself be legal?

Only attempting is illegal...I'm 99% positive that no one who has succeeded has ever been brought up on charges...

Answer to What has been holding America back from reaching it's full potential?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:32:05 -0700

What has been holding America back from reaching it's full potential?

Our people...Sadly we can't agree on anything except that we only want to vote A**holes into office and in this country right now the biggest liar wins...At least back in the old days it was the best liar who we elected...

Answer to Did you have a childhood nickname?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:21:00 -0700

Did you have a childhood nickname?

When I was 9 or 10 one of my older brothers friends was walking out to the pool with us and since I was really skinny and little he looked at me and said "Man you got a body by Fife"(I.e. Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith show)...I'm now 32 and most people don't even know that my given mane is...

Answer to What decade would you like to live over again, the 50's, 60's,70's, 80's, etc.?

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:18:29 -0700

What decade would you like to live over again, the 50's, 60's,70's, 80's, etc.?

The 90's since the little of them I do remember seems like so much fun...

Answer to Two part question: are there more evil people than good ones? Is evil more powerful than good?

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 07:32:18 -0700

Two part question: are there more evil people than good ones? Is evil more powerful than good?

We all have the ability to be good or evil and no one is ever "good" all the time...I have seen "good" men do horrific things and "evil" men give everything for an act of kindness...So neither one is stronger but the sad fact is that we remember the bad things more sharply than we do the good so...

Answer to Which is better cut steak, ribeye or filet mignon?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:19:15 -0700

Which is better cut steak, ribeye or filet mignon?

The filet is the most expensive and tends to be more tender while the ribeye tends to have more fat and usually connective tissue(gristle(sp?))but if cooked correctly it can be every bit as good as the filet

Answer to what was the first time u got drunk?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:12:36 -0700

what was the first time u got drunk?

12 or so...My older brother had a party while my parents were out of town...good times...Lol

Answer to What's something YOU like to eat raw?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:08:14 -0700

What's something YOU like to eat raw?

Sushi,green peppers,tomatoes,kitten,apples,cherries...

Answer to What would you do if you woke up nude and there was a donkey in your bedroom?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:05:43 -0700

What would you do if you woke up nude and there was a donkey in your bedroom?

Well there was this one time in Mexico...

Answer to Can you name a song that was done by The Beatles?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:02:33 -0700

Can you name a song that was done by The Beatles?

The Ballad of John and Yoko...(I believe that one is a little obscure and I could name many others)

Answer to When is it time to run?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:01:06 -0700

When is it time to run?

Not until the cops show up...

Answer to How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:45:40 -0700

How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?

Anticlimatic....

Answer to Do you watch How I Met Your Mother?...any thoughts?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:52:13 -0700

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother?...any thoughts?

I believe it is one of the funniest shows ever...I just finished rewatching seasons 1 and 2

Answer to Is it wrong that I had relations with a female miner from West Virgina?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:46:32 -0700

Is it wrong that I had relations with a female miner from West Virgina?

is she under eighteen or(does she work)under the mountain

Answer to If someone owes you money and they forgot to pay, how do you approach them?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:44:21 -0700

If someone owes you money and they forgot to pay, how do you approach them?

I usually start asking nicely...Hey sorry to bother you but I'm in a bit of a tight spot right now and I was wondering if you had any of that money you had borrowed from me...that gives them a chance to claim they forgot about it and pay you back...if that doesn't work you esclate until...

Answer to Excuse me for burpin but my butt wasn't workin...would you pull my finger?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:19:25 -0700

Excuse me for burpin but my butt wasn't workin...would you pull my finger?

You could always do what the constipated mathematician did and work it out with a pencil...

Answer to What is it exactly that can change a person who is pleasant/nice one-on-one into something less than pleasant when in a group?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:10:26 -0700

What is it exactly that can change a person who is pleasant/nice one-on-one into something less than pleasant when in a group?

Many people can become defensive when in a group and almost everyone turns their personality up a few notches when in a group because they fear losing their own identity so what might seem soft and mostly harmless one-on-one becomes very annoying while in a group...Great question!

Answer to Are you doing anything wrong, unavoidably?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:00:24 -0700

Are you doing anything wrong, unavoidably?

I almost always seem to be doing the wrong thing for the right reasons...sometimes there are no right choices only ones that are the least wrong...

Answer to You know its bad for you, so why do you still do it?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:58:15 -0700

You know its bad for you, so why do you still do it?

Too stubborn to change and besides it is way too much fun...

Answer to If a policeman knocked on your door and asked to come in to speak to you, would you let him come in? (please say what country you are from in your answer.)

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:56:31 -0700

If a policeman knocked on your door and asked to come in to speak to you, would you let him come in? (please say what country you are from in your answer.)

I would stay inside and ask what it was about...I know that without a warrent or unless they have a damn good reason they can't just walk in and if there is one at my door he better have a pretty good reason...Ohio U.S.A. My rights and beliefs come first and helping them sadly a distant...

Answer to What's the biggest lie you ever said to someone after sex?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:23:37 -0700

What's the biggest lie you ever said to someone after sex?

Yes you are better than your sister...sadly she wasn't...and to be totally honest they were really only step-sisters...But I did actually have to tell the second one that...I'm pretty sure that was the main reason she went out with me anyways...Lol

Answer to What do you think is the most beautiful song?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:16:32 -0700

What do you think is the most beautiful song?

This one by Kenny Chesney- Better as a memory...

Answer to Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:43:52 -0700

Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one...

Yes please...It's been a rough week...

Answer to How do you write a rap song? Give me a layout please or just explain.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:00:02 -0700

How do you write a rap song? Give me a layout please or just explain.

You could use the 2Live crew method...Hit yourself in the genitals with a ball-peen hammer and just record the vulgarities that explode from your mouth pair that with a solid driving beat and you;ll have a major hit on your hands...

Answer to When was the last time your heart pounded like crazy; and for a good or bad reason?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:49:08 -0700

When was the last time your heart pounded like crazy; and for a good or bad reason?

Yesterday...bad reason...I forgot to take my heart pill so it started randomly racing and skipping beats...not much fun...

Answer to Can i put a knife to your heart?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:47:47 -0700

Can i put a knife to your heart?

Sure but do it from the front as there are way too many in my back already...

Answer to Which US states have the best foliage in autumn?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:54:55 -0700

Which US states have the best foliage in autumn?

West Virginia has beautiful foliage and so much open undeveloped space that with the mountains in the background it's sometimes like going back in time you can forget about all of the urban sprawl and just enjoy...

Answer to Are you a coke or a pepsi drinker?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:18:14 -0700

Are you a coke or a pepsi drinker?

Pepsi...Coke hasn't been the same since that whole"New coke" bullsh*t...

Answer to How does your avatar represent you?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:14:55 -0700

How does your avatar represent you?

cause it is me...

Answer to Why are you not in bed?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:36:52 -0700

Why are you not in bed?

I'm single and I hate crawling in to an empty bed so I never bother until I'm completely exausted...Sadly I'm begining to think I'll be half domesticated for the rest of my life...

Answer to Would you leave your relationship if there were no sex?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:30:48 -0700

Would you leave your relationship if there were no sex?

Sadly my answer is Yes, I've seen me do it...but if your relationship is totally without sex there are usually underlying reasons that are dooming the relationship anyways...the lack of sex is a symptom not the cause...

Answer to Men, do you like women with tattoos?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:28:08 -0700

Men, do you like women with tattoos?

Yes I think tattoos on women when tastfully done are very sexy...but since I have this huge tacky one on my back what the hell does my opinion really matter...Lol

Answer to Do you carry a token for good luck?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:45:37 -0700

Do you carry a token for good luck?

I actually carry two...a knife clipped on each of my front pockets...that way if my luck ever runs out I can always make my own...

Answer to The answer is yes !! but what is the question?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:38:17 -0700

The answer is yes !! but what is the question?

Do you like making me feel cheap and dirty?

Answer to Do men still tip their hats to ladies/women/females?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:38:13 -0700

Do men still tip their hats to ladies/women/females?

I'll do it and if I'm not wearing the hat I'll still usually do the head nod with eye contact...

Answer to I need a man that knows what to do... Do you know what to do?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:50:30 -0700

I need a man that knows what to do... Do you know what to do?

Yes but I'll need a three iron, a bucket of ice...cubed not crushed...and a water buffalo...perferably stuffed for safety reasons...

Answer to If someone chooses a tacky/offensive avatar could such person still be considered "classy" or does the avatar we choose indicate the kind of person we are?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:59:56 -0700

If someone chooses a tacky/offensive avatar could such person still be considered "classy" or does the avatar we choose indicate the kind of person we are?

I think that to make a judgement of a person based only on a small picture is folly in the highest...I've read your reply to the other ABer's who answered this question before me and while I don't care.The fact that you have now publicly humiliated this person(yes I know that you...

Answer to What exactly is the difference between Child Porn and Jailbait, cause it kinda looks like the same thing to me?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:49:29 -0700

What exactly is the difference between Child Porn and Jailbait, cause it kinda looks like the same thing to me?

The word Jailbait is used to describe someone who may be attractive but is still under the legal age for consentual adult relations...For example...Dave was about to honk the horn at a woman who was walking down the street when she turned around and he saw that she was jailbait...Where Child porn...

Answer to I'm not real shy (AT ALL) does that mean you wouldn't be interested in me?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:42:06 -0700

I'm not real shy (AT ALL) does that mean you wouldn't be interested in me?

Why would that matter...as long as you are yourself there could always be intrest...for me the only rule is that fakes and liars need not apply...

Answer to What whimsical item do you have in your home that would most surprise people on ab?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:40:27 -0700

What whimsical item do you have in your home that would most surprise people on ab?

My home is a total bachlor pad when you walk in everything is dark and heavy...so just to screw with visitors I decorated the entire bathroom in rubber duckies...people usually don't know what to think

Answer to Are you any good at giving a massage?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:37:39 -0700

Are you any good at giving a massage?

I've been told many times that I do give good massages and I really enjoy giving them but sadly I'm starting to get arthritis in my hands so they are getting shorter in duration...Thankfully I can also cook because I'd be screwed if I had been a one trick pony...Lol

Answer to How would you react if an AB friend e-mails you an extremely graphic sexual Powerpoint slide show, saying: "I've loved you secretly. Why don't we get together?" Would it affect your AB relationship?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:29:36 -0700

How would you react if an AB friend e-mails you an extremely graphic sexual Powerpoint slide show, saying: "I've loved you secretly. Why don't we get together?" Would it affect your AB relationship?

Have you been reading the mail in my inbox again???...Will you please quit erasing all the good ones...Lol

Answer to Do you say "hi" to people even if they are strangers? Why? Why not?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:22:09 -0700

Do you say "hi" to people even if they are strangers? Why? Why not?

Yep...any time I can I always do and if I'm walking past you I'll almost always throw in an excuse me please very quietly as well...it never hurts to be polite when you don't have to and you just might make someone else's day...

Answer to Were you almost named something else? What was it?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:08:56 -0700

Were you almost named something else? What was it?

My Mom wanted to name me Maxwell Mitchell but my Father didn't want me growing up being called Madmax so instead it became Michael Morgan...The downside to that is that when I was young the only Morgan who was popular at the time was the actress Morgan Fairchild...it was a Lil' rough...

Answer to Out of all the pain youve ever felt, which was the most painful?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:03:38 -0700

Out of all the pain youve ever felt, which was the most painful?

I completely shattered my heel bone...not only is it one of the hardest bones in your body to break but there isn't much that can be done for recovery...5 years out and I still have pain most days,I can't climb ladders or even really run for that matter...so not only was the break...

Answer to How often do you order an appietizer before your meal?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:57:18 -0700

How often do you order an appietizer before your meal?

To me an appetizer is like foreplay...I never skip it because I want my meal to last as long as possible and I don't ever like to leave the table unsatisfied...

Answer to I'm having problem sleeping at night. What non prescription sleeping pills work the best?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:48:09 -0700

I'm having problem sleeping at night. What non prescription sleeping pills work the best?

I've tried everything I could get my hands on for several years and the only thing I've found that always works for me...Childrens Triamenic nighttime cough and cold...Lol...This stuff knocks me right out...I don't know why it works so well for me but I'm not about to question...

Answer to What colors coordinate with orange

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:17:25 -0700

What colors coordinate with orange

Every sunday for the next few months I'll be in a sea of orange and brown...It's time for Cleveland Browns Tailgating...WooHoo!

Answer to What's your car name? (brand name/Model)

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:59:50 -0700

What's your car name? (brand name/Model)

2003 Ford ranger 4x4...12 miles to the gallon in just a little truck...Lol...

Answer to Do you have a driver's license? If so, when did you get it?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:58:00 -0700

Do you have a driver's license? If so, when did you get it?

As of next Saturday I'll have had my license for half of my life...got it at 16 and have had it for 16 years...

Answer to Which NFL team will show the greatest improvement in 2009 - 10?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:50:15 -0700

Which NFL team will show the greatest improvement in 2009 - 10?

The Cleveland Browns...new coach new hopes...

Answer to Never be caught with________(fill the blank)

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:47:44 -0700

Never be caught with________(fill the blank)

Your hand in the cookie jar...

Answer to Do you think AB should be censored?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:43:54 -0700

Do you think AB should be censored?

F*ck no...Lol...but seriously...if your not adult enough to know when swearing or lewd/rude language and conduct is acceptable then the main body of users on here will lynch you pretty swiftly...

Answer to Individualism or Collectivism?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:40:05 -0700

Individualism or Collectivism?

I want to see what everyone says before I answer...Lol

Answer to What is the "four-letter word"?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:39:13 -0700

What is the "four-letter word"?

I don't know...Hmmm...for me at least I'd have to say probably...Wife...

Answer to What would you choose to be your last meal?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:16:06 -0700

What would you choose to be your last meal?

A 40oz piece of Prime rib...Medium rare...baked potato...with butter and sour cream...a half gallon of east coast original frozen custard... and for desert the pretty lil' waitress who brought it to me...

Answer to How long should you wait until having sex in a relationship?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:11:18 -0700

How long should you wait until having sex in a relationship?

I normally try and find out her last name first...but sometimes I don't wait that long...

Answer to What is a scent you would "not" buy to use in your home ? (have fun with this, use your imagination, (mine would be smelly socks, wheee)

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:09:38 -0700

What is a scent you would "not" buy to use in your home ? (have fun with this, use your imagination, (mine would be smelly socks, wheee)

New from airwick...Five day old corpse scent...now with 50% more putrification(sp?)in every bottle...

Answer to I am little more than ________

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:04:21 -0700

I am little more than ________

What you see...

Answer to If I were to offer you a glass of Johnny Walker whisky, Jameson Irish Whiskey or Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey, what would you choose?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:02:34 -0700

If I were to offer you a glass of Johnny Walker whisky, Jameson Irish Whiskey or Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey, what would you choose?

Sadly I'm no longer allowed to play with Johnny,Jack or James...So I would thank you for the offer and go slam my head in a door a few times...Lol...Four years sober and this question actually made my mouth water...

Answer to What would you take from your house if it was on fire and you could only take one thing?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:59:41 -0700

What would you take from your house if it was on fire and you could only take one thing?

Wow this question just messed my head up royally...It made me realize that as long as I had the stuff I leave the house with everyday...I just wouldn't really care if the rest of my sh*t went up in flames...I'm not sure why but for some reason this thought just saddens me...

Answer to "Would you like some candy?"

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 02:06:29 -0700

"Would you like some candy?"

Yeah...I've heard this one before...And I'll bet you have a puppy in your van too?...Lol

Answer to Are you ready?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:44:11 -0700

Are you ready?

I'm your huckleberry and that's just my game... Say when...

Answer to What is your favorite type of sunglasses?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:39:36 -0700

What is your favorite type of sunglasses?

Which ever kind I end up with...after about 15 pairs of Oakleys during my senior year of highschool I forever swore off expensive sunglasses...the pair I have currently were bought about 4 years ago for maybe 2 bucks...I could throw these damn things out my truck window on the highway and when I...

Answer to What is the ideal setting for a murder mystery?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:26:13 -0700

What is the ideal setting for a murder mystery?

How about a throwing a curveball and having it at a wedding...

Answer to If meat and potatoes are 'Man food' then what is 'Woman food'?

Mon, 11 May 2009 12:19:06 -0700

If meat and potatoes are 'Man food' then what is 'Woman food'?

Quiche???

Answer to I had my truck stolen, broke my pinkie, and my barn fell down. I heard bad things happen in groups of three. Does that mean I'm done?

Mon, 04 May 2009 14:34:50 -0700

I had my truck stolen, broke my pinkie, and my barn fell down. I heard bad things happen in groups of three. Does that mean I'm done?

Now that sounds like a rough couple of days I'll send some blue skyy and some faygo grape to help you get over the pain...(seriously I hope your luck turns around)

Answer to What irritates you about other people kids?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:02:25 -0700

What irritates you about other people kids?

The fact that I see all of these useless idiots who have a bunch of them and won't even teach them basic sh*t and meanwhile I can't have any of my own...

Answer to How many people do you know who have a brash, almost mean personality but are truly sensitive and caring at the core?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:46:22 -0700

How many people do you know who have a brash, almost mean personality but are truly sensitive and caring at the core?

Off hand 3...Myself, Someone I met from AB and my EX...

Answer to Once you die, what do you think you will miss most about life?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:44:06 -0700

Once you die, what do you think you will miss most about life?

Pissing people off...

Answer to Right now if you were to follow your heart to the one you love which direction would you be going N,S, E, or W?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:41:19 -0700

Right now if you were to follow your heart to the one you love which direction would you be going N,S, E, or W?

North ...but first I would have to take a detour through hell simple because she loves putting me thru hell...

Answer to If I could never quite keep my tounge in my mouth.....would you still be my friend?

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:28:21 -0700

If I could never quite keep my tounge in my mouth.....would you still be my friend?

Of course...I'd even let you put it in mine :-P

Answer to On a scale of 1-10, How are your "night moves"?

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:07:44 -0700

On a scale of 1-10, How are your "night moves"?

9.75 I'm slowing down a little as I get older..

Answer to Hi, I am a 25 yr old woman and i have been wanting a baby for some time now im in a stable relationship. I have alot of support from my family. But my boyfriend said he wants a baby too but isnt ready due to financial reason. what should i do?

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:57:56 -0700

Hi, I am a 25 yr old woman and i have been wanting a baby for some time now im in a stable relationship. I have alot of support from my family. But my boyfriend said he wants a baby too but isnt ready due to financial reason. what should i do?

Wait or replace your BF if you can't...He has a valid point and if you can't accept it you should just move on...

Answer to If you are prevented from beating someone who really deserves it, the next time you see them, do you still try and beat them, or have you cooled off?

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:54:37 -0700

If you are prevented from beating someone who really deserves it, the next time you see them, do you still try and beat them, or have you cooled off?

If someone needs a beating...then they get a beating...If I have to wait it just makes it that much worse...I've been known to kick in a door and finish what was started elsewhere...I consider it a free service...Ass Kicking on delivery as per request

Answer to DD is out of the Penalty Box!!!! Who missed me? It was so dark and scary in there. Friends brought me strippers and cake but it was still terrible. ~sob~ I have learned my lesson I swear. Will be a very good girl. Did u miss me?

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:41:00 -0700

DD is out of the Penalty Box!!!! Who missed me? It was so dark and scary in there. Friends brought me strippers and cake but it was still terrible. ~sob~ I have learned my lesson I swear. Will be a very good girl. Did u miss me?

I cannot believe it took you this long to get yourself PB...I'm dissapointed in you I figured you would offend someone enough a long time ago to get it! Congrats on finally losing your Cherry!

Answer to Have you ever been called a "slut" by anyone?

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:58:58 -0800

Have you ever been called a "slut" by anyone?

often...but that was more in my mis-spent youth...

Answer to What lesson can I learn from your life?

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:31:49 -0800

What lesson can I learn from your life?

People are always nicer if they are afraid of you...

Answer to Have you ever lied in order to protect someone's feelings?

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:18:13 -0800

Have you ever lied in order to protect someone's feelings?

More often than not...

Answer to Complete this sentence: Life is like _______.

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:16:54 -0800

Complete this sentence: Life is like _______.

A houseguest who just won't leave...