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Straight guys would you ever let a guy give you head, it if didn't mean anything? As far as I personally know...Once a guy let another guy do something sexual to him he is no longer considered straight...As for me personally...not just no but H*LL NO...Sorry but if I can't find a willing woman then my hand will do...But that is just my opinion...

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Which board game(s) are you best at? Monopoly without a doubt...

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I have a pocket knife with a pocket clip. Can I legally carry this around on me? (Ohio) it depends on the size what your doing and the police officers attitude... I live in northern Ohio and everyday I wear the same type of knive clipped to both of my front pockets(yes I carry 2 knives with me at all times)and I've never had a problem with the cops over it but if you do decide to carry it make sure that it is at least partially visible(use the clip don't just drop it in your...

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What are some old school rap songs that were popular back in the 80s? Walk this way By Run-D-MC

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Do you think there should be an AB app? Or do you think that would make you more of an addict? Yes I don't understand why there is a talking cat app but no AB app...

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Why are people such assholes over nothing? Like they freak out over stupid stuff, even little questions?? If your talking about your question about smoking pot while pregnant I can understand why people would get upset about that "little question"...I personally looked at that question and ignored it because I couldn't believe anyone would serously be asking if using a DRUG that effects the brain and central nervous system could not be a bad thing...I just figured it was asked by a troll who was...

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Do I drink too much beer? For me personally the answer to that question was I was drinking to much when I realized that waking up on unfamilar bathroom floors was becoming a habit...If you can control yourself and don't let it effect your normal activities(Like job and school and such)then your fine...But that is just my opinion

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How many times have you been in love..........? I've been in Love several times...But because I've grown and changed over the years every time has been the first time. Because my definition of Love has changed and grown with me...

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What's your favorite animal? My personal totem is the wolf...Proud and solitary, would rather not fight but if you endanger them or their pack they will put you down HARD...Like I always say "Why be a lowly Alpha-male when a Lone Wolf will trounce you every time"...

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What is the most romantic thing a man can do for a woman? Listen...thats it...the secret most of us men NEVER figure out...The best way to show we care and Love our women is to shut up and listen...When we listen we learn things like her favorite song or movie and we understand what it takes to make her smile and be happy...To put it simply as the woman in my life is fond of saying...Honey sometimes it would be for the best if you'd just shut-up and...

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What is BOB ? & What is SAP ? like for example , You BOB ! or You SAP bro ! Where I come from B.O.B. stands for Battery operated boyfriend...

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Why do ladies moan when they have sex?? Is that all real or not?? how many of you really moan or do it for excitement? Any person can be made to moan if the right sensation is given...Sadly many women do fake this reaction to save the ego's of their partners but when your doing it right that moan can be the most amazing sound you'll ever hear...Just knowing that your causing someone so much pleasure that they can't contain themselves is a high that is hard to dupilcate any other way...The way to find out if...

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Would you rather be, attractive, intelligent or rich? This question reminds me of the time I sold my soul to the Devil, She gave me the choice to be either rich and famous or to be infamous...I picked infamous because it sounded cool...Thankfully she quickly returned my soul because as She said it "it was too damaged to be of ANY use"...if I ever get the chance to make the choice again I'll choose intelligent because The Strong may take from the...

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What is the most offensive compliment you have ever heard? You can't kiss that good...Your not hot enough...This came out of a woman who's body was a(store bought)10 but who's mind was way behind...Just proved to me that sometimes the prettiest packages can contain the sh*ttiest presents...

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does everyone have a soul mate?? No not everyone...Sadly thru the course of my life I've met some people who I refuse to believe even have souls and people that evil don't deserve to know what true happiness is like nor would a normal Loving soul flourish long beside one of these vile evil beings...But that is just my opinion...

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Is there any one contradiction in the Christian Bible that stands out more to you than the others? My personal favorite...and the appearence of this depends on which version you currently have in your dirty little hands...Is the appearance of the word "tattoo"... The word "tattoo" comes from the Tahitian word "tatau". Captain James Cook used the word "tattow" when he witnessed tattooing for the first time in Tahiti, in 1769. So someone PLEASE explain how a word that is ONLY 250 years old can...

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Message for boys (even grown up boys): your responses are not funny or clever. Since you haven't linked your orignal question to this one and we can't know what you are whining about let me just take a moment to clarify a couple facts of life for you(note these are even more true online than in the"real"world)...First if you shout a question or statement out to a room full of people your not going to like all the answers you get and anyone who hears it will usually feel...

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do you think michael jackson is still alive? I refuse to believe he is alive...To tell the truth I like to think that every time someone plays one of his songs the little pedophile is being anally-raped in hell...Great musican but a horrible human being...but that is just my opinion...

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How do i kill myself I too have had suicidal thoughts because I thought I had lost everything that mattered forever and I realized that(for me at least) I could not kill myself because for me that would be taking the cowards way out and that exact reason was why I ended up in that spot...it took me sitting staring at a loaded shotgun for 4 hours to realize that fact...I hope you find the thing that will let you see...

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Why do women have such bad attitudes toward men? Usually because someone of our sex has dated them before us and screwed things up for the rest with the usual assortment of lies and everything else...And yet if given the same chance most women will do the same as their male counterparts...Love at this point in our society seems to be more about overcoming what passes for "Human nature"(and I use that phrase loosely)and just trying to be good...

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Should killing yourself be legal? Only attempting is illegal...I'm 99% positive that no one who has succeeded has ever been brought up on charges...

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What has been holding America back from reaching it's full potential? Our people...Sadly we can't agree on anything except that we only want to vote A**holes into office and in this country right now the biggest liar wins...At least back in the old days it was the best liar who we elected...

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Did you have a childhood nickname? When I was 9 or 10 one of my older brothers friends was walking out to the pool with us and since I was really skinny and little he looked at me and said "Man you got a body by Fife"(I.e. Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith show)...I'm now 32 and most people don't even know that my given mane is actually Michael...My last business cards were printed up with just the name Fife and my phone number...

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What decade would you like to live over again, the 50's, 60's,70's, 80's, etc.? The 90's since the little of them I do remember seems like so much fun...

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Two part question: are there more evil people than good ones? Is evil more powerful than good? We all have the ability to be good or evil and no one is ever "good" all the time...I have seen "good" men do horrific things and "evil" men give everything for an act of kindness...So neither one is stronger but the sad fact is that we remember the bad things more sharply than we do the good so it will sometimes seem that way..

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Which is better cut steak, ribeye or filet mignon? The filet is the most expensive and tends to be more tender while the ribeye tends to have more fat and usually connective tissue(gristle(sp?))but if cooked correctly it can be every bit as good as the filet

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what was the first time u got drunk? 12 or so...My older brother had a party while my parents were out of town...good times...Lol

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What's something YOU like to eat raw? Sushi,green peppers,tomatoes,kitten,apples,cherries...

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What would you do if you woke up nude and there was a donkey in your bedroom? Well there was this one time in Mexico...

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Can you name a song that was done by The Beatles? The Ballad of John and Yoko...(I believe that one is a little obscure and I could name many others)

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When is it time to run? Not until the cops show up...

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How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less? Anticlimatic....

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Do you watch How I Met Your Mother?...any thoughts? I believe it is one of the funniest shows ever...I just finished rewatching seasons 1 and 2

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Is it wrong that I had relations with a female miner from West Virgina? is she under eighteen or(does she work)under the mountain

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If someone owes you money and they forgot to pay, how do you approach them? I usually start asking nicely...Hey sorry to bother you but I'm in a bit of a tight spot right now and I was wondering if you had any of that money you had borrowed from me...that gives them a chance to claim they forgot about it and pay you back...if that doesn't work you esclate until you find something that will just always make sure your reaction is worth....I'd never beat...

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Excuse me for burpin but my butt wasn't workin...would you pull my finger? You could always do what the constipated mathematician did and work it out with a pencil...

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What is it exactly that can change a person who is pleasant/nice one-on-one into something less than pleasant when in a group? Many people can become defensive when in a group and almost everyone turns their personality up a few notches when in a group because they fear losing their own identity so what might seem soft and mostly harmless one-on-one becomes very annoying while in a group...Great question!

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Are you doing anything wrong, unavoidably? I almost always seem to be doing the wrong thing for the right reasons...sometimes there are no right choices only ones that are the least wrong...

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You know its bad for you, so why do you still do it? Too stubborn to change and besides it is way too much fun...

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If a policeman knocked on your door and asked to come in to speak to you, would you let him come in? (please say what country you are from in your answer.) I would stay inside and ask what it was about...I know that without a warrent or unless they have a damn good reason they can't just walk in and if there is one at my door he better have a pretty good reason...Ohio U.S.A. My rights and beliefs come first and helping them sadly a distant second...but I live in the ghetto and thems the rules you play by...

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What's the biggest lie you ever said to someone after sex? Yes you are better than your sister...sadly she wasn't...and to be totally honest they were really only step-sisters...But I did actually have to tell the second one that...I'm pretty sure that was the main reason she went out with me anyways...Lol

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What do you think is the most beautiful song? This one by Kenny Chesney- Better as a memory...

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Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one... Yes please...It's been a rough week...

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How do you write a rap song? Give me a layout please or just explain. You could use the 2Live crew method...Hit yourself in the genitals with a ball-peen hammer and just record the vulgarities that explode from your mouth pair that with a solid driving beat and you;ll have a major hit on your hands...

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When was the last time your heart pounded like crazy; and for a good or bad reason? Yesterday...bad reason...I forgot to take my heart pill so it started randomly racing and skipping beats...not much fun...

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Can i put a knife to your heart? Sure but do it from the front as there are way too many in my back already...

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Which US states have the best foliage in autumn? West Virginia has beautiful foliage and so much open undeveloped space that with the mountains in the background it's sometimes like going back in time you can forget about all of the urban sprawl and just enjoy...

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Are you a coke or a pepsi drinker? Pepsi...Coke hasn't been the same since that whole"New coke" bullsh*t...

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How does your avatar represent you? cause it is me...

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Why are you not in bed? I'm single and I hate crawling in to an empty bed so I never bother until I'm completely exausted...Sadly I'm begining to think I'll be half domesticated for the rest of my life...

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Would you leave your relationship if there were no sex? Sadly my answer is Yes, I've seen me do it...but if your relationship is totally without sex there are usually underlying reasons that are dooming the relationship anyways...the lack of sex is a symptom not the cause...

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Men, do you like women with tattoos? Yes I think tattoos on women when tastfully done are very sexy...but since I have this huge tacky one on my back what the hell does my opinion really matter...Lol

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Do you carry a token for good luck? I actually carry two...a knife clipped on each of my front pockets...that way if my luck ever runs out I can always make my own...

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The answer is yes !! but what is the question? Do you like making me feel cheap and dirty?

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Do men still tip their hats to ladies/women/females? I'll do it and if I'm not wearing the hat I'll still usually do the head nod with eye contact...

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I need a man that knows what to do... Do you know what to do? Yes but I'll need a three iron, a bucket of ice...cubed not crushed...and a water buffalo...perferably stuffed for safety reasons...

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If someone chooses a tacky/offensive avatar could such person still be considered "classy" or does the avatar we choose indicate the kind of person we are? I think that to make a judgement of a person based only on a small picture is folly in the highest...I've read your reply to the other ABer's who answered this question before me and while I don't care.The fact that you have now publicly humiliated this person(yes I know that you didn't actually say his name)disgusts me much more than any picture he could've...

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What exactly is the difference between Child Porn and Jailbait, cause it kinda looks like the same thing to me? The word Jailbait is used to describe someone who may be attractive but is still under the legal age for consentual adult relations...For example...Dave was about to honk the horn at a woman who was walking down the street when she turned around and he saw that she was jailbait...Where Child porn is the act of photographing/video taping minors nude or while engauged in sexual acts...The...

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I'm not real shy (AT ALL) does that mean you wouldn't be interested in me? Why would that matter...as long as you are yourself there could always be intrest...for me the only rule is that fakes and liars need not apply...

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What whimsical item do you have in your home that would most surprise people on ab? My home is a total bachlor pad when you walk in everything is dark and heavy...so just to screw with visitors I decorated the entire bathroom in rubber duckies...people usually don't know what to think

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Are you any good at giving a massage? I've been told many times that I do give good massages and I really enjoy giving them but sadly I'm starting to get arthritis in my hands so they are getting shorter in duration...Thankfully I can also cook because I'd be screwed if I had been a one trick pony...Lol

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How would you react if an AB friend e-mails you an extremely graphic sexual Powerpoint slide show, saying: "I've loved you secretly. Why don't we get together?" Would it affect your AB relationship? Have you been reading the mail in my inbox again???...Will you please quit erasing all the good ones...Lol

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Do you say "hi" to people even if they are strangers? Why? Why not? Yep...any time I can I always do and if I'm walking past you I'll almost always throw in an excuse me please very quietly as well...it never hurts to be polite when you don't have to and you just might make someone else's day...

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Were you almost named something else? What was it? My Mom wanted to name me Maxwell Mitchell but my Father didn't want me growing up being called Madmax so instead it became Michael Morgan...The downside to that is that when I was young the only Morgan who was popular at the time was the actress Morgan Fairchild...it was a Lil' rough having the middle name of a girl back in elementary school...Lol

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Out of all the pain youve ever felt, which was the most painful? I completely shattered my heel bone...not only is it one of the hardest bones in your body to break but there isn't much that can be done for recovery...5 years out and I still have pain most days,I can't climb ladders or even really run for that matter...so not only was the break unbelieveably painful(worst pain I've ever felt and for those who know me they know that is saying a...

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How often do you order an appietizer before your meal? To me an appetizer is like foreplay...I never skip it because I want my meal to last as long as possible and I don't ever like to leave the table unsatisfied...

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I'm having problem sleeping at night. What non prescription sleeping pills work the best? I've tried everything I could get my hands on for several years and the only thing I've found that always works for me...Childrens Triamenic nighttime cough and cold...Lol...This stuff knocks me right out...I don't know why it works so well for me but I'm not about to question it...

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What colors coordinate with orange Every sunday for the next few months I'll be in a sea of orange and brown...It's time for Cleveland Browns Tailgating...WooHoo!

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What's your car name? (brand name/Model) 2003 Ford ranger 4x4...12 miles to the gallon in just a little truck...Lol...

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Do you have a driver's license? If so, when did you get it? As of next Saturday I'll have had my license for half of my life...got it at 16 and have had it for 16 years...

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Which NFL team will show the greatest improvement in 2009 - 10? The Cleveland Browns...new coach new hopes...

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Never be caught with________(fill the blank) Your hand in the cookie jar...

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Do you think AB should be censored? F*ck no...Lol...but seriously...if your not adult enough to know when swearing or lewd/rude language and conduct is acceptable then the main body of users on here will lynch you pretty swiftly...

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Individualism or Collectivism? I want to see what everyone says before I answer...Lol

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What is the "four-letter word"? I don't know...Hmmm...for me at least I'd have to say probably...Wife...

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What would you choose to be your last meal? A 40oz piece of Prime rib...Medium rare...baked potato...with butter and sour cream...a half gallon of east coast original frozen custard... and for desert the pretty lil' waitress who brought it to me...

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How long should you wait until having sex in a relationship? I normally try and find out her last name first...but sometimes I don't wait that long...

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What is a scent you would "not" buy to use in your home ? (have fun with this, use your imagination, (mine would be smelly socks, wheee) New from airwick...Five day old corpse scent...now with 50% more putrification(sp?)in every bottle...

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I am little more than ________ What you see...

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If I were to offer you a glass of Johnny Walker whisky, Jameson Irish Whiskey or Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey, what would you choose? Sadly I'm no longer allowed to play with Johnny,Jack or James...So I would thank you for the offer and go slam my head in a door a few times...Lol...Four years sober and this question actually made my mouth water...

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What would you take from your house if it was on fire and you could only take one thing? Wow this question just messed my head up royally...It made me realize that as long as I had the stuff I leave the house with everyday...I just wouldn't really care if the rest of my sh*t went up in flames...I'm not sure why but for some reason this thought just saddens me...

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"Would you like some candy?" Yeah...I've heard this one before...And I'll bet you have a puppy in your van too?...Lol

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Are you ready? I'm your huckleberry and that's just my game... Say when...

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What is your favorite type of sunglasses? Which ever kind I end up with...after about 15 pairs of Oakleys during my senior year of highschool I forever swore off expensive sunglasses...the pair I have currently were bought about 4 years ago for maybe 2 bucks...I could throw these damn things out my truck window on the highway and when I got off the exit ramp someone would come running up to give them back...

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What is the ideal setting for a murder mystery? How about a throwing a curveball and having it at a wedding...

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If meat and potatoes are 'Man food' then what is 'Woman food'? Quiche???

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I had my truck stolen, broke my pinkie, and my barn fell down. I heard bad things happen in groups of three. Does that mean I'm done? Now that sounds like a rough couple of days I'll send some blue skyy and some faygo grape to help you get over the pain...(seriously I hope your luck turns around)

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What irritates you about other people kids? The fact that I see all of these useless idiots who have a bunch of them and won't even teach them basic sh*t and meanwhile I can't have any of my own...

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How many people do you know who have a brash, almost mean personality but are truly sensitive and caring at the core? Off hand 3...Myself, Someone I met from AB and my EX...

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Once you die, what do you think you will miss most about life? Pissing people off...

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Right now if you were to follow your heart to the one you love which direction would you be going N,S, E, or W? North ...but first I would have to take a detour through hell simple because she loves putting me thru hell...

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If I could never quite keep my tounge in my mouth.....would you still be my friend? Of course...I'd even let you put it in mine :-P

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On a scale of 1-10, How are your "night moves"? 9.75 I'm slowing down a little as I get older..

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Hi, I am a 25 yr old woman and i have been wanting a baby for some time now im in a stable relationship. I have alot of support from my family. But my boyfriend said he wants a baby too but isnt ready due to financial reason. what should i do? Wait or replace your BF if you can't...He has a valid point and if you can't accept it you should just move on...

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If you are prevented from beating someone who really deserves it, the next time you see them, do you still try and beat them, or have you cooled off? If someone needs a beating...then they get a beating...If I have to wait it just makes it that much worse...I've been known to kick in a door and finish what was started elsewhere...I consider it a free service...Ass Kicking on delivery as per request

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DD is out of the Penalty Box!!!! Who missed me? It was so dark and scary in there. Friends brought me strippers and cake but it was still terrible. ~sob~ I have learned my lesson I swear. Will be a very good girl. Did u miss me? I cannot believe it took you this long to get yourself PB...I'm dissapointed in you I figured you would offend someone enough a long time ago to get it! Congrats on finally losing your Cherry!

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Have you ever been called a "slut" by anyone? often...but that was more in my mis-spent youth...

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What lesson can I learn from your life? People are always nicer if they are afraid of you...

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Have you ever lied in order to protect someone's feelings? More often than not...

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Complete this sentence: Life is like _______. A houseguest who just won't leave...

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What is a definition of a virgo A know it all who will try their best to prove it to you...(and yes it is my sign...Lol)

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What does OP mean on Answerbag? It seems to refer to the asker...my guess is offended person? Orignal poster...I think

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What if anything did you give up for LENT? Murder....It is a very slow time of year for me...

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Would you be mad if you just fucked the hell out of your GF and then caught her masturbating right after? Would you think she was greedy? When it comes to orgasms most women ARE greedy...but if it was my girl seeing her do that(perferably while sitting on my chest)would just get me going again...

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On average, how many outfits do you try on before settling on one? I'm a guy so I don't pull it out of the closet unless I'm putting it on...so my answer would have to be one...

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Have you ever purposely left something behind so you have a reason to go back? What did you leave? My favorite hooded sweatshirt...I still miss it

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What is the best way to dispose of a body? First let me just say I really enjoy the fact that you posted this in business... Burn the body (55 gallon drum works best) make sure you keep the fire very hot and remember that smaller pieces burn better...and I would reccomend doing this someplace remote as it smells very bad.Once the burning is done sift thru the ashes and remove all teeth and any medical implants(these you take to the...

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Do you have any "dirt" in your past that you would be unhappy to have come out publicly? Three words...No living witnesses...

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Do guys like long or short hair better? Long on top and short(or bald) below...

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What is your tried and trusted way to cure a hangover other than abstaining from alcohol? Start another one...

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What would you do if I saw me reading the newspaper while having a bowel movement on your front lawn? I would no longer feel badly about sleeping with your wife...

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Who wants to join my AB Fight Club? Can I play...or are there rules I'm going to have to break first? I promise not to kill anyone this time...(Sorry about that last guy...)

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What do YOU do when you feel like you want to hurt yourself? I go for a walk in a bad neighborhood late at night so I can just hurt someone else...

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What dried fruit do you like best? Pineapple

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Have you ever missed someone so much you feel physically ill? That is when you know that you are truly in love...

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How old are you. 31...but many of them were very rough years...Lol

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Would you date a vegetarian/ vegan if you weren't one? (i'm a vegetarian) As long as she didn't try to convert me...

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What does the word "OORAH" mean in the Marine Corps? When I was in the army I learned HU-UA(pronounced Hoo-ra!)! Which stood for heads up a**hole!When it was time for grenade training you were to yell it before tossing to give your fellow soldiers a warning...

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Are there a million ways to please a woman? There is only one way to please a woman...do exactly what she wants, but there are a million ways to piss a woman off...

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Have you ever missed someone who ruined you? I am right now...hopefully she fixes herself and comes back to me, but if she won't change there is no room in my life for her and now she knows it.

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What would you do if someone broke into your house? One of us would have to die...No warning,no talking I would open fire the second I got the chance, if they came into my home they have forfited all rights and chances...

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What is your worst nightmare? Pretty much the state of my life right now...

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I am turning 31 Saturday!!! How should I celebrate my birthday? Here is how I did it! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5696892 Enjoy your Birthday!

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Have you ever sought a caring and nurturing domestic, live-in sub or slave relationship, and if so, have you yet to find what you were looking for? I actually had something like this. In the bedroom she was a total submissive but in reguards to EVERYTHING else she had to be in complete control and she was very worried I would mess around every time I left the house by the end I couldn't even go visit my parents! Final conclusion: A sub in the bedroom is a wonderful thing but before you move in make sure she doesn't have any...

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I would just love to__________!!! What words or phrase could you use to finish the statement? Know what the hell she's thinking!!!

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A friend is someone who knows... "what"? A friend is someone who will come bail you out of jail at 3:00 in the morning...but a good friend is the one who is sitting beside you saying "Now that was fun!"

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Hi guys, did any girl/lady used you for her own wishes/money and then said bye to you. I actually have a woman who is trying this right now...and she is about to get a HUGE reality check...for some reason she seem to have forgotten that she can be replaced it a matter of hours(at most)...Wish me luck because tomorrow is going to be a fun day... :-D

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How is it that one person can fall in love with their partner yet their partner doesnt love them back? How does this happen? I dont understand this.... It is even worse when both love each other equally and then all of a sudden like the flip of a light switch one partner isn't in love any longer...

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What is something you might find on a Military Base? Herpes...

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Dating a rich man, any advice? No advice but does he have a sister???

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Should illegal immigrants be given drivers licenses, welfare, health benefits and now social security? No they should be given a bus ride back to the border,but we should drop them off in the wrong country...that way it will take them a little longer to get back.

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Does anyone else out there feel this way: When a guy is really sweet and nice and almost too good to be true....its hard to accept the nice things? I feel like I'm just so used to assholes, I don't know how to react to someone truly caring about me....? I'm actually going thru this at the moment...The nicer I am to her the more she pushes me away,Now she has even taken to finding weird random things about me that are(all of a sudden)problems...but if I back off and tell her I'm going to quit THEN she tells me how much I mean to her(and her daughter)and I get to see the woman I fell in love with again...It's driving my nuts!!!...

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What is the most expensive Fast Food place you have ever been to? Penn Station subs...

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If you could only eat one thing three times a day for a week, what would it be? Chipotle...

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Is anyone in love right now? Yes and it hurts like always...

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If you could eat one thing right now, what would it be? The same person I had for breakfast...and for that matter for dinner last night...

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Whats the best quality in toilet paper? strength, softness, style, affordability? Charmin in the red package(I think it's Charmin ultra extra stong or something like that)

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Can you name a food or drink that starts with hot? (example hot tea) Hot and sour soup

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Are you too proud to accept charity? OF course!!!...by the way could I borrow five bucks to get a pack of smokes...Thanks!

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Isn't it improper to refer to the president as Mister? For most of them I would think That A**hole who used to reside in the white house would work best...

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What is the most harmless addiction? Breathing...

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Is it possible to separate evaporated gasoline that is mixed with air? Light a match...(please if your thinking about trying this method do a little reserch before you do)

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What is your favorite children's television show? Scooby Doo...

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What classes do you think every student should have to take in HS? Typing...Lol I still remembering telling the counceler(sp?)that I would never need to know how to type...Lol!

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What is the funniest street sign (non-novelty) you have ever seen? Abuddy of mine had one for Bushy lane but my favorite is a street named Tara Way...I don't know why but it makes me giggle...

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What was one clear sign that your relationship was over? This actually happened to a friend of mine... The baby was born mixed when both him and his supposed girlfriend were white...

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What is a reason someone might bring you flowers? They are celebrating my funeral...

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Who has the sweetest, most adorable s/o in the world? Not me If I had that I would quickly lose my mind! but the woman I'm currently involved with is the most amazing woman I've ever came across...and she is even crazy enough to put up with my crazy *ss!

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I have to go in for a Bone scan in a couple of weeks and im kinda scared for it....Can anybody tell me what I am to expect? I had one many years ago for a broken back the only part that was bad was the dye they injected into my arm...so if you can handle a needle(if they even still do it this way)you should have no problems...Good luck!

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Have you ever made a wish and it came true in a matter of hours? :) Hours...try seconds...Please,please don't pull me over...I used to make that wish very often(when I drank)and it almost always came true...Lol

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Give me a list of all the things you do when you're bored Answerbag???

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Do you always drive the speed limit?, or do you always give it that extra 5+ more? Only in a stolen car...

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Who is your favorite shoe designer/brand? Doc Martin

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Where did the idea for Kitty Litter come from? my childhood sandbox...Damn Cats!!!

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Can murder be justifyed? I know it "legally" can but CAN it? When there are not any witnesses...Oh wait that is when it should be done...I guess when the price is high enough...

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How long does a relationship have to be before it is considered long term? For me I don't consider it long term until I've been with her long enough to rupture my ulser...

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Does Thunder Glory sound like a cowgirl name for a username? It sounds like a really heavyweight stripper's name...

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Whats the best meal you have ever had? A gentleman never kisses and tells... As for food the 31oz piece of prime rib(steak) I had for my birthday last year was wonderful!

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Ladies, what do you find attractive in a Guy? Would the correct answer be..."The ability to act like a complete and utter a**hole"

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Do you think God has a sense of humor [assuming you believe in God]? She has a very dark twisted sense of humor...I mean look at Dennis Rodman, Paris Hilton and Dog the bounty hunter just to name a few examples...

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What filling would you choose for your birthday cake? Blonde,Brunette or Redhead Please...

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I need help with a question. My friends are arguing about what the DC in Washington DC stands for. I am maintaining that it is an abbrevation for " Don't Care". Am I right? I always thought it stood for Dumb Crap...but I could be wrong...

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Every time I get out of my car the door shocks me. Why is that? It doesn't like you...

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What would be a good name for a pizza shop? Slice of Heaven...or maybe Pie in the sky(if you make deep-dish)

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I sometimes feel like _______! Climbing a water tower with a high powered rifle...

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What is something that might make your heart pump faster? If I forget to take my heart pill my heart starts to race and they tell me that if I were to quit taking them it would just speed up until it quit...Lol (I'm 31 and if that is not proof of a good life,lived hard I don't know what is :-)

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When was the last time you were handcuffed? I'm usually the one doing the cuffing...But lately I've found that I like using silk neckties better cause they don't leave bruises...

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Do you own something Irish? My last name, and my affinity for good whiskey(or bad whiskey if that was all I could get...Lol)

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What time was it when you last took a drink of something? About 2 seconds before I read this question...

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Why do all you can eat buffet's never go out of business? For some reason the city just shut down that one that was next to the animal shelter downtown...

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Guys: do you always like tan girls or is fair skin ok too? I like my women toasted or raw...either way as long as they are cleaned correctly...

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Guantanamo Prison is an international disgrace,filled with human rights abuses.Why is it not shut down? I agree just leave all the prisoners there and walk away...

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What does love feel like? It is the most beautifully-painful thing you can expierence...I highly reccomend it

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What is a mad hatter? A crazy person...

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How do you buy the maximum bang from your booze? Which liquor-store product gives you the most in ounces of alcohol per dollar? Bottom shelf 151 vodka...sometimes it is hard to find but it is cheap(and nasty)it is 151 proof(75.5%alcohol)

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Men be honest,have you ever worn womens underwear? only over my hands...(and always while said women was still in them...)

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If you ate meat today, what sort of meat was it? A gentleman never kisses and tells...But she was cute!

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On a scale of 1-10 how competative are you? I'm not really competetive because I always win so there is no real competition...

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What's Your Summer Jam? Old School... Will Smith(aka the fresh prince) Summertime- Where I come from summer doesn't start until this song comes on...

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Are you a limousine or a SUV? I'm more of a old half-rusted out pick-up truck(painted hill-billy red...Lol) that is stuck in four wheel drive and leaks oil...

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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and why? I'm more of a sundae with lots of whip cream....Cause even though you know that I'm bad for you,you still just can't resist...

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If illegal immigrants have children that were born in the U.S. what happens to them? They are US citizens...They call them anchor-babies...because the Mother get to stay here for the child...

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Are you strong enough to bear being dumped? Yes...I personally find it much harder to be the one who walks away...

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Would you like to have a public street named after you? No but I do enjoy having my picture up in the post office...

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The best air riffle in the world I've had a R.W.S. air rifle for many years it shoots at something like 1100fps or some such...once at 40 yards I put a pellet thru the rear end of a rabbit and it came out the head...

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Can you describe yourself in one word? False...

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Which is more important to you-Love, Money, Respect or Trust? Relationships by far... When I was younger I thought money was God but I've learned(the hard way...Lol)that money does not make the emptyness go away...

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Do you try to act too cool? no I usually try to act like an a**hole...most people think I'm really good at it...

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Will you survive a relationship breakdown? That is exactly what I'm waiting to find out...Wish me luck...

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Do you balance your heart and head in early romance? Sadly no...I usually lose control of my heart and then months later my head steps in to clean up the mess...

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I am going to church..does anyone want to join me? I would but everytime I try to go to confession the preists start speaking in tongues and the holy water bursts into flames...

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Were you ever a pill popper? Yes I used to have take at least 6 vic's just to get a buzz...it ended up becoming a very expensive habit...

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Did you like the christmas present I bought for you? I dodn't know why you thought I would like those underware with the elephant trunk on the front but thanks anyway...

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Is Texas hold em a game of skill? Good poker is 80% skill and 20% luck even the best players can't do anything if Lady luck turns against them...

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If a man is alone in the woods, is he still wrong? Only if a woman knows he's there...

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Have you ever used the word "methinks"? Yes usually right before I make a smart-ass comment...

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? Three words...Dead man walking...

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If you where camping with your friends and you woke up with a condom in your butt would you tell? I would be the only one who left the campsight alive...

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Do you think you get paid enough for the work you do? No because on any given night I could have someone take a swing at me they really need to pay me more for keeping the douche-bags in line...

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What would you do if a stranger came up and started hitting your child? Kill them...as painfully and horribly as possible

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Would you rather kill someone on accident or on purpose? My husband said on accident so he wouldn't feel guilty. I said on purpose so I wouldn't spend the rest of my life thinking, "If only I hadn't looked away from the road, etc." Why, What have you heard??? Listen if the cops start asking you questions about it make sure you tell them it was an accident...cause I really don't know how he fell into that sealed 55 gallon drum and fell off the back of my boat...

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Assuming that people have souls, where do souls come from? I don't know where they come from...but I know where mine went...There was this real nice woman who smelled like sulfer that had me fill out some paperwork and took it away...Ever since then some very good things have been happening to me...

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Can your answers on AnswerBag be used to steal your identity? Give it some thought before answering. Please God I hope so! I'm pretty sure my credit would improve if someone would just steal my identity...right now I couldn't get financed for a pack of gum if I had the money up front...Lol!

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How can we identify the true lover? He is usually the one leaving the house right before you get home from work...

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How do you rate yourself as a follower of your religion out of 100? I am a 1 out of 1 because I'm the only one with my peticular belief system...but I'm thinking of starting a cult...

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What is your favourite meat? *DON'T READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED* This is only being said in jest so take it that way This reminds me of a really bad joke I once read on a t-shirt Experts claim that there are 50,000 battered women out there and I still eat mine plain... Actually my favorite beef is Prime rib at least 24 ounces at a sitting!

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Why did you pick out the outfit you're wearing? Is it comfy? Classy? Sexy? It was clean...

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Did you know that when we have sin that God does not hear or see us cause we are in darkness? Hmmm??? and here I thought God was all knowing??? I guess I'll go sin a few more times and then ask forgiveness for half of it...because I mean if he is not all knowing then we won't know that I'm omitting some of the facts...

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What is something a dog loves to play with? Their own fecal matter...and pretty much anything else they can roll on/in espically if it smells bad...

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When you give a cashier a $100 bill and they mark it with that counterfeit pen to see if it is counterfeit or not, that bill always disappears. I mean, you never get back bills like that with the mark on it, at least I haven't. Where do they go? The pen they are using has a special ink that responds to the fabric used in money if it is real the line will fade while if it is fake it will stay and show up as a dark brown or black line...

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I was so happy to spend a long weekend with my bf. We have opposite work schedules and dont see eachother much. All of a sudden he has his kids come over extra and his Dad is staying nights. I am alone now, and wondering if I have a right to be hurt? It always hurts when someone you love up and changes things without telling you why(I'm going thru this exact same thing with my current bitter half...) Yours sounds like he doesn't want you alone(possible trust issues?)but since I'm going thru the same kind of thing and I can't figure what to do maybe my advice isn't the best...Good luck and I hope both our problems...

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If you could get back any article of clothing you once wore, what would it be? My camel towing hoodie I let a friend wear it home because she misplaced her shirt and then we quit talking...I still miss that hoodie!

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Why do porn titles like on Redtube have titles where they call the girl a slut, whore, bitch etc? I think it is sexy to look at porn, and the girls are beautiful. Why do they call them those names? This question reminds me of the old joke... What is the difference between a B*tch and a Whore??? A Whore will sleep with everyone,While a B*tch wil sleep with everyone but me! Most men are basically cowards and they feel better about the fact that they are sitting at home every Friday night jerking off to porn "and those girls are just stupid dirty sluts" It is a tool so these...

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What is your favorite imported beer? Guiness(Sp???)...Tis the only thing I still crave,as I've been sober for over three years.

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When was the last time you smoked crack? Crack is just a waste of good Cocaine....or so I hear...Lol

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What are some good words to cuss out a bully? :) I'm sorry but I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person...or my personal favorite"I think your Mother gave me herpes!" The best way I've found to deal with a bully is to remain calm and cold,and just stare them down and if you have to fight(which is doubtful because they usually are cowards)do whatever you have to do to hurt them enough so they leave you...

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If you had to lose one body part, which one would you choose? I pick my pinkie toe... My Conscience...oops wait...does it count if I'm already missing it?(well I don't really miss it...Lol!)

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I return to ask you this: do you think its weird for a black guy to listen to rock? Not anymore weird than for a white guy to listen to rap...The roots of rock music are firmly tied to blues which began as a predominantly black music...so if you want to follow sterotypes it is actually the other way around...Lol

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Do you know any veteran who has given veterans a bad name? George W. Bush...but since he is a megalomanic you really can't hold that against the armed forces...he was that way because of a birth defect...Lol(watch the DR's fall like rain...Lol)

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Have you ever met up with someone you met on the internet? How was your expirience? Yes twice and they were both from this site...one didn't go so well as we met up at an event I was working and I didn't get to spend much time with her(and to be totally honest I wasn't in the right state of mind to try and start talking to anyone seriously at that point...)The other went about as perfect as you could imagine of but sadly it was a one time thing :-(

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Have you ever submitted an answer that you knew would be unpopular here, and you actually expected a barrage of downrates? Which answer was that? I am always honest but I have to admitt that sometimes I give answers just to see how much I can piss people off(I always mark them as humorous but people take offense anyway...Lol) my current favorite downrate I got was a minus 5 for a fill in the blank question about what makes me upset about God...I answered that she cheats at checkers...and someone with a pretty high level on here actually...

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Who do you think is a better county singer Kenny Chesney or George strait? Kenny...but I personally have always thought George was over-rated...

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HaPpY bIrThDaY!!!!! FreshApples is 16 today:) Would you like to wish AB's favorite apple a very happy birthday? Happy Birthday!!!

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Has anyone got ANYTHING good to say about the US public school system? I made a lot of money while in public schools(mostly from the resale of items with cloudy origins and stolen liquor)and I never would have gotten away with most of it if I had been in a private school...

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Do you ever feel invisible? Only when I'm deep in the shadows...tightly clutching a garotte slowly stalking my current victim.... Oops!...I mean, Yes I feel invisible once or twice a week...

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? DAMN IT!!!...I just paid you a**holes last week,I'm not paying you any more money for at least two more weeks!!!

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What is something you make using tomatoes? A mess but only if you stomp them into the carpet...(if you try this you will never get your security deposit back...)

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Kill one: Soccer Mom Sally or Punk Rock Paul? Can I kill one and frame the other??? Cause I think Punk Rock Paul would be more fun to make become someone's girlfriend(B*tch) in prison...

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When things make you hurt so bad you can't breath, how do you calm yourself down? Two words... Plan revenge (and don't forget to call in back-up if you really need it)

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What is the worst thing that can happen to you? Let me introduce you to my EX...

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Do you as a user on answerbag, judge people just because they have faith? Only if their George Michael...

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Have you always had someone to protect you in your life? It seems like I've always been the one doing the protecting...

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Are men as particular about the way a woman's vagina looks as they are about other attributes? Is there such a thing as an ugly vagina? Over the years I have seen a few that were very ugly to look at...but I would never admit to a woman who owned said vagina(at least not if I still intended to sleep with her...Lol)

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What do you think of when I say 'Project Pussy'? That is the correct term for a woman who has not yet been properly trained... (I'm only one man and there are just so damn many...)

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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering Fife You cannot expierence true happiness until you have expierence total loss...but that is just my two cents

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Sometimes while on Answerbag I get so desperate to go to the toilet, but for fear of missing a post I drop a load in my pants. Does anyone else do this? This is exactly why you should keep a small trash can next to your computer desk...

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How can I lower my food cost? The animal shelter can sometimes be a good place to pick up fresh meat a rock bottom prices but usually you have to compete with the local chinese resturants...

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Does your s/o force you to do anything? The only thing any of my S/O's have managed to make me do is replace them...(if they ask I'll do almost anything, but trying to force me is like trying to catch rain in a tennis racket...

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Have u ever said I love you and didn't mean it? u just said it to make the other person feel better? There have been times when I've been ambushed with this while"in the act"and I have to admit I've been guilty of replying during the heat of the moment...

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It's not safe to talk on your cellphone when______________? making explosives...trust me you want your full concentration on the task at hand...

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Why did kamikaze pilots bother to wear helmets? (I'm sorry but I can't resist...) Is it because they didn't want to blow their tops???

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What movie have you watched in which, you feel you lost intelligence from watching it? As if, by watching the movie, you grew less intelligent. Any Michael Moore movie...I've thankfully never actually watched any but I've felt brain cells die just from the previews alone...

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What color do you want your coffin to be? Pretty much anything but a black garbage bag buried in a shallow hole in a remote woodland setting...

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Do you ever think you were born out of time? Yes...I always felt I was born about 150 years to late because as the song goes...I should'a been a Cowboy...

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What's your favourite food apart from junkfood? Crab legs or Prime Rib...either one in large amounts...

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I'm writing a novel, any advice on where to go when I'm finished with it? Go to Amazon.com and see about getting it published electronicly(for their kindle e-book reader) they are doing it very cheaply to help support new authors...Good luck

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What is your next level and how many points untill you reach it? Only 1010 until level 50...

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When is it a good idea to shut up? When the police officer puts his knee on the back of your neck...

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I feel as though one of my friends has betrayed me, she comes round in the morning to my house and gets a lift to college, but then she ditches be at college. At the end of the day she comes all sweet and gets a lift home - what should I do? Just remember the old bumper sticker... Cash,Grass or Ass...nobody rides for free

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Did you learn something new today? What was it? That it is VERY difficult to get blood stains out of a mattress...

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If you agreed to help somebody only to find out someone else might get in trouble or killed would you abort or continue on? Depends on how good of a friend the person I was helping was...

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If you were a homeless person on the streets, and its say Mid November and someone gives you a 100.00 bill, what would you do with it?Woudl you use it towards future survival needs such as a coat, scarf, food, etc., or splurge for the moment? Buy a new gun and use it to rob you because if you are giving $100 to total strangers you must be loaded...Lol J/K!

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What Was Your Worst Job? Late night debt collection specialist...My hands ALWAYS hurt in the morning...

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What is your favorite type of bar food? My favorite thing to eat from a bar is "Drunkin' Coed"...but watch out for the batter-dip'd ones as they tend to leave a bad taste in your mouth...

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Is it ever all right to yell at someone? Only if they deserve it...but I find that if you write what you want to scream on a baseball bat and then hit them in the face with it, not only is it more satisfying but you won't disturb the other shoppers at the mall...

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Should christians burn down magic shops? Only if they are inside of them at the time...

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My main problem with God is ________________ She cheats at checkers...

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Do you have an addiction? yes? no? want to elaborate? Two actually...I'm addicted to smoking and sadly I have a severe addiction to crazy women...I'm pretty sure that the latter will kill me long before the cancer-sticks ever will...

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What are the most controversial things to talk about on AB? I think it's religion, homosexuality, and obesity. What do you think? Whatever you do don't ask a question about fat,gay,priests...because the homophobes and the pedophiles,and of course the Bible-thumpers will all be crying and b*tching!

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Why aren't i orgasming with my boyfriend? If you want I will gladly show him how to make you orgasm...Lol Seriously it is about relaxation and comfort that being said he may or may not be touching you the correct way or you may only(currently)be able to orgasm from clitoral stimulation so try that next time...

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How can a 13 year old boy get a condom without stealing or anything will they cell it to you? *Warning-this humourous answer will offend many...Sorry Don't worry I'm sure the priest will have one...

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Does anyone else hear high frequency sounds in their ear.I get this sometimes but don't know of anyone else who does. I get this sometimes as well but I know that mine is a direct result of bouncing my brain off the inside of my skull way too many times...

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Are thongs sexy or sleazy? Sexy and functional...because sometimes I like to floss when I eat...

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How many mistakes have you made that you can honestly blame on "being young and dumb"? Thankfully I can't accurately remember all of them...But I know that there were too many to count :-)

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How do u wean a friend off of Answer bag? starting ABing is like developing a crack habit just because you like the smell of it! the only two ways I've found are death and complete loss of computer access be careful with this second option because I've seen AB junkies sell their bodies to total strangers for two minutes of WiFi access...(Sadly they still won't let me back into that Starbucks...)

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What's the stupidest slang term you can think of? Cracker...I mean come how could anyone get offended by being referred to as a tasty,golden,light and crispy snack...thats just silly... (heavy sarcasm included "free" with this post)

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Will they still be ''Bush Bashing'' a thousand years from now yo?... If there is any justice in the universe they will be...

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? A Kitty...

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What is more important to you than your own life? My family...I've always said that I would destroy the entire world to stop one tear from falling from my Mothers eye...but thats just me

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Do you think all porn should be banned? Only if the bible gets banned along with it! I am a God loving christian but people who think things like this really annoy me! Go out and spread the word of God, but DON'T try to force people against their will to follow your(or my)beliefs! All that you would be doing is creating an us verses them mentality and that helps no one!

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Has pain ever taken over your life? Sadly yes, But I have since moved out and taken control back from her...Lol!

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Are YOU a crazy neighbor? You might say that...On my front door I have a sign posted that reads "No Trespassing Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again"....(It was a christmas present)

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What is your favorite nintendo "franchise" game? Old school..."Battletoads"!

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On average, what time do you go to sleep at night? What time do you wake up in the morning? usually 5:30-6:00am...Lol! But I don't get off of work until at least 3:30am

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Put your mind in the gutter, now what are you thinking? Exactly the same nasty things I was thinking about before...

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Have you ever met someone and instantly disliked them? usually...(I'm not really a people person...Lol)

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Is there ever a time when gossip can be a good thing? Yes, I've found that women brag(or gossip)about a mans sexual prowess their friends will then sleep with said guy very easily...

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Have you ever walked out of your home wearing nothing but your underwear? I'll go out and get the mail in my boxers...

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If you woke up at 4AM to use the restroom, and heard a noise comming from your daughters room, would you go in swinging with a pipe, or go in and just ask the guy to leave? This is the real reason I own a shotgun...

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What have you gotten for your troubles for falling in love? My last"real" relationship got me a nice new bleeding ulcer...and high blood pressure

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How little sleep do you think someone can have and still be functioning at 100%? I just did 36 hours straight over the course of Saturday and Sunday, and by the end of it I could tell my reflexes and reaction time were starting to be effected...

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In the end, will you most regret the things left untried? Rule number one for me is "No Regrets"...So I explore every avenue I can and try to never look back and ask myself what if...

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Can women scientists clone themselves? If so, why do we need men at all? Because vibrators can't cut the grass...

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When you get to heaven,what would you like to see? Cold beer and hot women...Don't worry I'll look for my family later...(and yes for it to be Heaven to me it would include these types of vices...)

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In your opinion, what's the best thing to do on a first date? Miniture golf and go-carts is a great relaxed first date, I myself always follow it up with a frozen custard and a walk in the park...

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Do white chickens lay white eggs?and do brown chickens lay brown eggs? Simply put...Yes

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Do you want to find out what your slogan could be? Go here: This is by far my favorite of the ones I got...Lol! «You better get inside B.fife has finally put his pants on .»

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Have you ever accidentally, or unknown to you, travelled with illcit drugs? No,I've never done it accidentally...

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What will you name your kids? If I ever have a son he will be named: Alton Trouble I just really like the sound of it, when I start dating someone I make sure she is ok with the idea of having a son by that name...

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Which US city is infamous for having very rowdy and rude fans who will boo anything? Cleveland,Ohio- Not only do we boo our own players but we are the reason all beverages now come in plastic bottles(without the lids) or cups...Lol! I remember going to Browns games as a child and watching people throw "D" batteries and large milkbone (dog treats) at our own players, the Ref's and the opposing teams!

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What do you normally do on your birthday? Every year I eat my age in ounces of prime rib, this year it was 31! beautiful!! it was almost as good as sex!

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What's a good response to give when someone asks, "where have you been all my life?" Learning all I could about sexual intercourse so I can satisfy you in every way...Shall we retire to the bedroom my lady?

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What is the most insulting gift a man can recieve from his father-in-law? A mail order bride catalog Or Condoms(as to limit the chances of you having offspring with his daughter)

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How soon is too soon to move in with someone? I did it after two months...HUGE mistake!!! but every situation is different so good luck to you...

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Is the Devil your friend? No She is more of a supervisor,or boss if you will...it is a contractual thing :-0

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What would you do if your boyfriend spit on you during a fight? I actually had a girlfriend who did this to me...I just looked at her and laughed then walked away...She became an EX shortly there-after

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What is the best way to contact you? Go to Lee Chongs resturant in chinatown and leave an Ace of spades card with your name and a contact number written on it(it must be from a Hoyle deck) and a hundred dollar bill with the cashier, I will contact you shortly there after...

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What songs can you think of that have"Night" and/or "Day" in their titles or lyrics? How about "A hard days night"???

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Could someone be so evil, as to just tell you what you want to hear just to sleep with you??? i am sooooo angry right now...i can't believe i feel for him again! Yes sadly this person is called "a human" I see this entirely too often. Sorry to hear it happened to you.

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You're about to pass away, holding you in my arms, what do you have to say before you leave this world? The three million dollars I stole is buried under the old stone church in the town of....

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How do you love your enemies? I don't actually love them, but I always go to their funerals...as a matter of fact I'm almost always the first one to see the dead body... ;-D

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Have you ever truly loved someone? Yes, I believe that everytime you fall in love it should be with all of your heart,and that everytime is the just like the first time because you are a different person...

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What fan club could you be the president of? My own...but sadly I would also be the only member...

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Where is Mr. Right? At the moment I'm out visiting my parents... Lol! (Even I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that)

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What kind of impact do you want to leave on your family? I have a cousin on whom I would love to leave a major impact on...from my knuckles

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Every time i want to log on to bebo i have to enter a word but it goes on forever and tells me im wrong every time even though its not it is really annoying why is that happening I know it sounds silly but having the caps lock on has done that to me before...Lol

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If your entire life is summed up in a book, would there be any lost pages? In mine most of the chapters from 18-27 would be missing entirely

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Can you think of a good quote to have on the back of an English Literature university sweater? e.g., the law students have things like "see you in court" and "i am the law" "Would you like to see my Shakespeare" or maybe "Drama is my life"

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How much does breast cup size really matter? I've always felt that "more than a mouthful is just a waste" but I've never been a breast man I'm more of a "everything between the belly button and the knees" man myeslf...

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Ever study abroad? Yes many times,but a word to the wise they don't like to be called "Broads" any more as it is not politically correct... :-D

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Which ABers would you like to run into in a bar for beers and BS? The list of people who I wouldn't want there would be much,much shorter...but your correct about renting a hall because I'm sure that we would manage to get ourselves kicked out of any regular bar within the first ten minutes or so...

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What about yourself do you wish you can change? I wish I really was the nice person that people think I am...

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What is the purpose of prison? Just think of it as a place of higher learning for criminals, because many times they learn how to be better criminals...

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What's your least favorite exercise? I hate when I have to exercise restraint...

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Do you smell that? What is that in the air tonight? Here in the US I believe what you are smelling is brimstone and sulfer, I'm guessing that Satan is here personally to see which one of his minions will win the election...

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Your child is in a Hospital and about to die,What do you want your last words to he/she to be? Don't worry child while your up in Heaven your Daddy will be sending those responsible for your suffering to Hell. I love you, Go to sleep now and when you wake up you will be in Gods arms...

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Would you like to be the Answerbag spokesperson? Can I instead apply for the position of AB's "collection agent"...I could do the simple stuff like pick-up payments or break the occasional leg, You know the small problem that arise from time-to-time for any business...

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Which song is Louis Armstrong most famous for? "What a wonderful world" or "Mack the knife"

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What is your down fall? Love...

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Guys & girls do you remember EVERY sexual encounter you've ever had no matter how insignificant it was at the time? To be completely honest I don't even remember all of my partners let alone every single encounter...

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How much whipping will it take to straighten everyone out? You don't have to whip anyone. If you just shoot the leaders the rest will quietly lie down and roll over like good little dogs...

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Have you ever had a sexual encounter that when remembered, still makes things tighten up inside you down low? Yes it was a wonderful night but the memory is too bitter-sweet to dwell on...

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Would you "do" yourself? Probably not because I know what an a**hole I really am...

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It's time for some after-school cartoons! What do you want to watch? Scooby Doo! I'm going old school...

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Does it hurt when you go to give blood? It would hurt much worse if you or a loved one needed it and no one was donating because of a little needle in the arm. Remember The life your blood saves could be your own...

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I have a mild disability and sit next to a very kind woman who helps me with work but all these other people constantly come over to her desk for help or a chat. Is it fair that I feel a bit upset if it's in the middle of her helping me with something? Before I answer let me state these simple facts: I too have a mild disability and I have memory loss from too many concussions. When I'm working(or doing anything else for that matter)If I can't do something myself or I need help I have to ask for it.If the person I ask takes the time out of their day to help me I have to be thankful and if I was in your shoes I would suck it up...

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Do you know a Jim, Jack, and Jose? I had many long conversations with those three wise men back when I used to drink, My Bud said he always felt weiser after such talks, Johnny Walker came out with us one night he got beat up and then puked all over the place(for those who don't get it he was black blue and green...)I absolut-ly reccomend spending some time "under the influence" of these fine gentlemen...

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What separates humans from wild animals? Opposible thumbs, and only we have the ability to be mean and ruthless to each other for no real reason...

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Has a stranger ever blown you a kiss? Yes, almost as often as they flip me the bird...Lol

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Do you think obama can really take away our gun rights revoke our 2nd amendment with the help of the democratic senate The only way the government will take MY guns is out of my cold dead hands...

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Which animal has the best night vision? The (Navy) Seal and it is also the most deadly...

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Can you describe America using just no more than five words? to h*ll in a hand-basket...springs to my mind for some reason...

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Is Palin the biggest political joke in history? She is not nearly as funny as the fact that George W. managed to get a second term in the Oval office...What the h*ll were people thinking???

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What should I name the lamb I'm getting for christmas? Legof...

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I'm Thirsty, What do you have to Drink? Pepsi, Swiss brand Southern brew tea, and moonshine what would you like???

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What are two thing you are (absolutely) passionate about? Reading and good conversation...

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If you have scars, what was the most idiotic one your received, and how? I'll tell you about idiotic...Lol! I have a almost round silver dollar sized(about 2" across)scar on my right forearm...from playing"chicken" with cigarettes(two people put their forearms up against each other and drop a lit cigarette in between so it burns them both whoever moves first loses)I had been drinking 151 on the rocks most of the night and ended up playing with...

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Do you believe that adults should be able to carry firearms in public? I am a proud supporter of concealed carry laws as far as I'm concerned if a person is trained and capable it is not only their right but their duty to carry and if the need arises(hopefully it never does) use said weapon to protect themselves and others who may be incapable of protecting themselves.I firmly believe that the second amendment is the most important because it helps to protect...

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Where can I find a girl with far away eyes? (I'm sorry but I can't resist...and yes I know that I'm going to h*ll for answers like this one) You might want to try the organ donor waiting list???

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Goofy walks and talks like other chacters, but Pluto walks and talks like a normal dog. Why is this? It's because years ago Mickey caught Minnie feeling goofy one day and Goofy got the condo in the legal settlement...Just another example of the rich getting away with more, If a normal guy got caught beating someone half to death he would go to jail, but when you are a cartoon mouse all you have to do is throw enough money at a problem and it will just go away...

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Passive-aggressive much? No not really. Did Bill in accounting tell you I was, He is a liar and you can't believe anything he says!!!

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Should we do unto otters as they do unto us? Dam it!!! I don't find that funny...(LMAO ok I lied I do find it quite funny...)

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You usually break up with someone by _________. Letting them get to know me, and even though this sometimes takes a while it always works...

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Looking back, what do you think was the most dangerous piece of playground equipment? The blacktop that was under all of those fun toys...because you usually didn't get hurt until you landed...Lol!

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If you could be anyone or anything, what would you be? I would stay myself, I just simply don't believe that there is anyone else who could survive the sh*t that I enjoy putting myself thru...

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What would you NOT like your last words to be? Hey Y'all watch this...

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Do you think pink is just for girls For the most part, Yes. Most of the time if I see a guy who is wearing pink it is because he is trying way too hard to follow what some people call fashion...Ie; They are usually just fakes and you can tell but for someone who can pull it off comfortably it is fine.

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How much can you see i the darkness, by the light of your heart? Since my heart was removed years ago and replaced by coals from the deepest pit in hell(It was a clause in the contract I didn't notice before I signed...ALWAYS read the fine print!!!) but it does come in handy on dark nights...

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You glow when you're ________________. Satisfied...

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What's the deal with tipping? I am on a trip for my company and I needed to take a cab from the airport to the hotel. My company's policy is not to cover tips and I feel that I shouldn't have to tip the cab driver as I will not be able to recover those co I'm sure your company would cover the entire cost of a bus fare, but since you want the fastest and easiest way you should just tip the cabbie, as the majority of the money he makes comes from said tips. My advice is to pay the tip and say thank you,basically if it was me I'd do my best to show some class, and tip generously.

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What was the hardest life lesson you had to learn? That I was a(really) bad drunk...

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What are you going to be for Halloween this year and are you going to a party? I'm going out as a pull toy... I'll be wearing rollerskates and nothing else...

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The Bartender TjoeBaxter is in the House..what drink would you like to make you? I will give you the reciipe too:) How about a nice obscure one I'll take a Sloe screaming screw against the wall(I know such a drink exists but I've never found how it is made) If I can't have that I'll take any kind of body shot that you are willing to serve me :-D!!!

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Anyone know any really nasty dorm pranks or room mate pranks? My personal favorite has to be "The beef shower" simply take the showerhead off and stuff a beef bullion cube(use as many as you can fit without blocking the water from coming out) inside and screw it back together as the water passes it will dissolve the cube and come out as beef broth and since it is the shower they can't really wash it off and it will take a while to...

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What's been your greatest obstacle to achieving your dreams? My crippling fear of success!

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Whats the thing a guy looks for in a girl the most? Usually Himself...(We men are pigs...)

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What do you take for pain relief? Vicoden- Gods gift to me for chronic pain...and bad days Lol!

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What household chore bothers you the most? I really hate cleaning the blood off of the walls and ceiling, and I can't stand doing the dishes!!!

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What place would you most likely seek isolation? I crawl deeply into a good book...

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Can you name everyone you've had sex with? No reply necessary from the "only my husband/wife" types. Honestly I can't even remember the exact number, so there is no way I'm going to be able to name them all(in my defense I do have memory problems as a result of too many concussions)

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Did you ever meet someone for the very first time and knew there was fire inside both of you? Yes but sadly we had way too many thing against us and never really got to find out where it could lead us...

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Have you ever fired a gun at anything? I've ran ammo thru many different types of firearms over the years mostly for fun(plinking cans and the like) or target practice and once in self defense.

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What is your most memorable kiss? I have many wonderful memories of kisses but the one I currently cherish the most happened on the fourth of July this year at sunset in the doorway of a horse barn on a dairy farm in Michigan. We had just met face to face for the first time and that first kiss was almost magical, I will hold the memories from that day close to my heart for a long time...(Wow I can't believe how sappy I...

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What does your maybe mean? More.....yes, or More.... no? It means that I am not yet sure if I can get away with it or not...

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Are you crazy or just a little unwell? I'm not sure, but you know that little room at the jail with the padded walls, My local PD has named theirs in my honor...

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Does anyone else believe that you are either good in bed or not, and in the end you can learn new things but you will never be a great lover if you are naturally a lousy one to begin with? I believe that anyone can be great in bed but to do it consistantly you have to have a good partner, and always be willing to learn because no matter how much you know there are always new tricks to learn :-D! (But then again what do I know I might be a lousy lover and it's just that no one ever told me...Lol)

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Can I be forgiven for some of my Answerbag activity up until June or so, while I was recovering from a medication induced psychosis? In my opinion you have always been one of the most sane people on here, So I don't think that there is nothing to forgive...

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What would you like to do to/with me? I would like to play pictionary with you..I think that would be a very funny experience... that or naked twister ;-P

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All of the people in your town are dead except for you. Who did it? This only happened the one time, and I have since quit drinking, so why does everyone keep bring it up??? I SAID I was sorry!!!

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If you were a pirate, what would you name your ship? Death None who encountered it would survive, and none could escape...

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What's the maddest thing you've ever done? I sadly cannot answer this question as the statute of limitations had not yet expired...

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This week's Friday Dance Party theme is music for your WORKOUT!!!!! Who's going to help me pump the jams? The theme song from the show Cops...because the only way I'm going to exercise is if I have to run from Law enforcement...

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So, off the top of your head, how many people do you think kill themselves every day in the US? We are all committing a slow suicide every day with every breath we are all just a little closer to death...

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Have you ever met a member of the mafia? (Any country.) I had a few dealings with them in the past...

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If you could tattoo one word on your body, what would it be? I already did it...Lol! I have the word Immortal tattooed in huge olde english script all the way down my spine...(I was much younger and egotistical when I had it done...LOL!)

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Join with me to wish B. Fife AKA founder of AB Nudist colony a HAPPY BIRTHDAY today 9/20!!! Thank you all for the Birthday wishes and I will be sure to (almost)behave today I promise to not do anyone...Oops I mean anything you all would not be proud of! Right now I'm getting ready to eat a 31oz steak (prime rib!!..Yum-Yum) And Thank you Candygirl for Shouting that today is my birthday and (slightly)embarrasing me I need that sometimes...Lol! Thank-You!!!

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If you were the baron or the baroness of silliness, where would you sprinkle your silly dust? I would sprinkle it on all the public toilet seats...then I would just sit back and watch the ensuing silliness...

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What would you do if you got back from town and saw your EX sitting in your house? I would try to figure who went out and dug her up...That would be so rude... :-D

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What should I say/do to get a girl who I like, to like me back? Buy her a car... No but seriously if you really like her tell her and just be yourself, anything else while it might work in the short term will fail in the long run...

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Do you agree it's incredibly rude when people use their remote keyless FOB thing to lock their car door, and the horn goes off? Every time i'm in a parking lot walking by a car,some jerk does that and it startles me. How can i punish people for doing this Simple just do what I do Stand on the roof of their car and urinate on the windshield!

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If a question with 11 answers, 100 comments and 46 points gets flagged nonsense, does a kitten die? Only if it is asked in a Chinese resturant...

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What is the longest amount of time that you have had a song stuck in your head? and what song? The song that never ends, from an old childrens show called Lambchop...3months!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was loading a truck at work wiht a guy who was singing it(I had never heard it before) and it got stuck in my head MONTHS later I would be doing something and realize that I was singing it out loud, To this day if I ever see that guy again I will kill him as painfilly as possible!

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Don't you hate yourself sometimes for saying "yes" to something you want to say "no" to? When I do that I usually end up feeling dirty afterwards...but in a good way... :-D

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What do you think of the food at Buffalo Wild Wings? I personally think it is over-rated...But I'm overly picky about my food...

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What can I do to spike my hair? Watch the movie Something about Mary for an idea that might work for you... :-P

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What does it mean if a girl says "I'm hungry, i want to eat you" It means that I won't be home until late so don't wait up... :-D

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What part of your life would you not want to repeat? The begining...I'm way to big to be able to do that now...

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Who here uses a picture of them self in their avatar? <--- Last time I checked this was me...

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Have you ever stopped being friends with someone because their life was going in such a bad direction, and you didn't want to witness it going there? Yes all of my friends from childhood had to feel this happen to them

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If you had to be a cat or a dog, which one would you be? I'd rather be a Rabbit... But out of those choices I would pick dog, I think I would be a large dog who was way over-protective of my owner...I also would be jumping the fence a lot to visit that poodle down the street...

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If a person gets shot do they really spit up blood? Not if you have good aim...

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Does Hell have a front gate? Yes but the line is way too long go around to the side door knock three times and tell them that Fife sent you...

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If you were going to someone's house for a dinner party, what would you bring? Pants!!! I "accidentally" showed up once without pants and it made the whole night awkward...

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I was in a cafe the other day and had my eyes on one of the waitresses there. I was able to work up the nerve and ask her for her number. I was very nervous and I know it showed. How can I "program" myself to approach women and be more relaxed? Two things I would tell you that might help 1. Always remind yourself...Easily found easily replaced... 2. I personally I never ask women for their phone number if things seem to be going well, I will give them mine and if they want to call they will if not no big loss... These work for my but I am egotistical...Lol!

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What's something good I could say to Saint Peter if I were to go to Heaven? I brought you this fifth of Jack Daniels...

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Are you tired of Bush-bashing? I am... No I don't I'll ever get enough...but than again Clinton is my favorite President...

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Who are the bad boys of AB? I don't think I've seen any...(at least none I personally would worry about meeting in a dark alley)...Lol!

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Can you remember the names of everyone you've slept with? Honestly(and sadly...) no!

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Is there a politically correct term for stripper? An Erotic entertainer Or my favorite... A lap polisher...

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Guys: When a guy refers to a girl he know as "damaged goods", what does that mean? Usually I've heard it used as a semi-polite way to say that a girl is f*cked up in the head most likely because of a tramatic experience...

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What's the most bizarre thing you've ever seen in a public bathroom? Sh*t on the ceiling...How in the hell do you manage to get sh*t onto the ceiling????

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Does anybody see hypocrisy in people 'celebrating' the Christmas season by going out and partying, drinking achoholic bevereges and getting drunk, having immoral sex, cursing God and using the Lord Jesus Christ's Name in vain, being materialistic, etc.? God knew that I was going to do all those thing well before he created me so I guess he was ok with how I was going to behave as he did pick me out of an infinite choice of people to create...so that means I(and all the rest of us)are in the top one percent...Just some food for thought...

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Do you love love? I hate love the way a heroin addict hates the needle...

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If you could actually take things with you to use in the afterlife, what is the first thing you would put in your tomb? Many packs of cigarettes, and bottles of Jack Daniels...If I had those I could trade for anything else I might need...

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What is your number 1 possession that you would never part with? My word, over the years even back when I was a drunk the only thing I managed to keep intact was my word so as long as I have that I know that tomorrow I could start over from scratch(again...Lol!) and not be worried...

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What concert would you NOT attend even if I gave you $100 for it? Lillith Fair(AKA "The Estrogen festival")

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What's your most evil thought? I tried to explain mine but my keyboard burst into flames and I can't bring myself to replace two in one day...

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Is vigilante justice actually justice? All too often it is the only real justice a victim will get. I myself have helped the justice system along a time or two...

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I'm going to hell, who's coming with me? I've already been hired to work the door so just let me know when you get there and I let you bypass the line...

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Do you keep the promises you make to yourself? I only break promises to myself to keep from hurting others...I have a tendency to put myself thru hell to try and help others,even when they don't deserve it...

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What is the most reliable club in your bag? Taylor made Firesole 6 iron with a steel shaft two-hundred yards straight as an arrow everytime...

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What's the first thing that comes to mind for 'John Steinbeck'? I might catch some h*ll for this but for me the word over-rated comes to mind...

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Would you have sex with someone you were not attracted to for a miliion dollars? Honestly. I've never been paid money to do it, but I did it for the glory and sometimes simply for the story...(but in truth usually it was just because I was drunk...Lol!)

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How much enjoyment do you get out of Teasing others? Entirely too much...

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Please complete this sentence with three words: If you find yourself on a rooftop on a lonely Friday night, the best thing to do is. . . Always Pee downwind Or Call a friend...

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What do you always smell of? The fear of my enemies...

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Is there a way to kill a man with one blow? There are several ways to do this and most of them are nasty ways to die...This is really information that you don't want to posess because the only problem with knowledge like this is the temptation to use it...just my two cents...

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What do you consider to be quintessentially English? The black plague Colonialism Bobbies The crown jewels ...(half of these are in jest...Lol)

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Do you love or hate more? Myself...mostly

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Anyone know if AB has plans to implement an "ignore" feature to free members from the comments of obnoxious AB members? I personally don't think so, as far as I am concerned this is a free site and we are all on her to share opinions, you have to take the bad with the good, and just like in real life some people are going to be crude and offensive and sometimes just downright mean.We as adults should have learned the skills to cope and deal with this kind of behaviour on the playgrounds of our youth(not...

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Will you describe how you're feeling in a four letter word? Sick...

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Do you ever feel that you expect too much from the people that are close to you? I find myself feeling that I give too much of myself and sometimes I tend to think that because I think a certain way that everyone else involved thinks the same way, I don't try to be like this and I often don't really even know I'm doing it and it has actually cost me some good friends over the years, but my friends(even the ones I don't talk to any more) know that if ever...

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Have you celebrated your 30th birthday yet? Last sept 20th...I went to my favorite resturant and ate a 30oz piece of prime rib to celebrate, This year I'm planning to go for a 36 ouncer! they told me they would put my picture on the wall if I could do it! I'm thinking that I'll have to actually have to skip dessert after this one...LOl!

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Where are you ?. and what are you doing? I'm in your backyard taking a dump in the birdbath(again...)

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Guys: What are some signs that tell you if a woman will be good in bed? Confidence and the woman being just a little crazy are usually what do it for me...

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Guys: What is more unattractive is a girl you want to date: A clingy girl, or a girl who is spoiled? Spoiled...clingy can be bad as well but I don't know if I could deal with someone who always had to have their way...

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How can you tell whether someone is a true friend, or that person is just using you? Let them borrow some money if you never get it back then you know...

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Why do you want to get married? Her Daddy has a shotgun...

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Who would kill themself if they banned smoking and alcohol? I would! I'd be flying off of a ten-story building two seconds after the ban. Lets just say that the life expectancy of gloating non-smokers would be greatly shortened around me...

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How do you know that you exist? I don't, I know that I am just a figment of my imagination(sp?)...

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Staying out past what time is considered a "late night" for you? If I'm driving home watching the sun rise...

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Do people twist what you say to make you the bad guy? No I do that all on my own...

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How is your hair cut? (Photos welcome!) Like this!

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What is a house you enter blind and leave seeing? A house of worship where they open your eyes to the word of God...or however it is that they say it...Lol!

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What sleeping pill works the best on difficulty to fall asleep at night? The only thing that works for me personally is Triamenic(sp?) night time cough and cold a single dose knocks me right out when Nyquil does absolutely nothing!

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Why do some men pull away when things start to get serious? They want to try and keep their matcho b*llsh*t going as long as they can, Strong men and nothing can hurt them, so they run away at the first stirrings of anything real, to keep up their little charade going about how tuff they are...Just my two cents...

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Is it rude to ask a girl if the color of her hair is the natural color of her hair? I think it depends on how and who you ask, lets say you walk up to a girl in a bar and ask if the carpet matches the drapes...Totally unacceptable, but if you ask: Your hair is very pretty but it is an unsual color do you mind if I ask if it is natural? that is most likely not going to get you slapped...Just my two cents...

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Professional stunt penis...will f*ck for food!

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What kind of person are you? The kind your Mother warned you about...

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How were the rings around Uranus formed? from sitting on the toilet too long...

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I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Sure but only if I can borrow a quarter, because I promised my Mother I'd call her when I met the woman of my dreams...

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Do you have a friend with benifits? I miss those days, but since I have recently come out of retirement(finally single again!-Lol!) hopefully I'll be finding some new ones...

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My girlfriend is asleep right now. What should I do to her? if it is an afternoon nap have wine and roses waiting when she wakes up...

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Why do guys like sex? because it is hard for a woman to nag and complain during an orgasm...(Lol...J/K!)

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If you see a cute guy/girl in a bar, what do you do? Buy her ugly friend a drink...because if you can get past the ugly one your golden...

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What's your favorite fried food? Pickles or Chicken

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Will you honestly miss me? Sorry but the Boss don't pay me to miss...but since you seem nice I will give you a head start...Lol! Seriously I haven't seen you too often but I hope you will at least stop by and do a drive-by answer every once in a while, but whatever you do good luck!

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I have fallen in love/Infatuation with a girl on answerbag what should i do? :) Go for it the worst that can happen is that she does not share your feelings and hopefully you can stay friends, but my advice is to do it quietly, don't shout it out to the world because if you embarres(sp?) her she might start running and then you would never know...Good Luck!

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Why are people not satisfied with their sex? I'm sorry it's all my fault!(at least for the women)But I'm only one man I promise I'll do my best to get to the rest of you, Ladies please form a single file line and wait until your called, and thank you for your continued patience...

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It's time for breakfast; what's your specialty? Omlets and orgasms...and I'm all out of eggs...

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Can you share a story and name the tool you used for the "wrong" job? Example: Mayo jar to drive in a nail. I once used a ball-pean hammer to convince a man to leave my house...and I know I should have used the framing hammer but I just wasn't thinking clearly...Lol

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How does one deal with their drug dealer that's pissed because you've stopped buying from them? Sorry but your Mother is giving me a better price... But in truth you need to get away from this person if they are taking it this personally they are either imbalanced or way to new to the game either way they are bad news...

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Is anyone else having a problem clicking on a comment when you receive one to read it or is it just my computer? Mine has also been taking a lot longer than normal to access today...

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If the choice was up to you, who dies your best friend or ten strangers? Most likely the ten strangers, but the why could make a big difference...

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Do you carry a concealed weapon? (Not your penis) I only rarely carry a gun but I never leave my house without a knife clipped to each front pocket, and having those has helped me much more often than they caused me problems.

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Does the devil have a wife? No but SHE might have a husband...

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Do you agree with animal rights? I think cows have the right to become my dinner...Does that count?

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Which backyard critter do you find the more entertaining to watch? The drunkin-coed is my favorite to watch...

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It's time for bed. You turn off the lights, and lay down. There is a buzzing in your ear. What do you do? Try and figure out who left their vibrator under my pillow...

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Would you rather do things that make your s/o happy or yourself happy? I always date Women so I have learned that the only way I get to be happy is if my SO is happy...Or to put it another way..."If Momma ain't happy then nobody gets to be happy"...

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If you could, would you say something to the Pope? I tell him to relax and have a beer...

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What's the coolest thing you've ever found/bought in a thrift store? My first ever find, it was a three quarter length cashmere coat that was vintage and it fit like it was made just for me, in perfect condition and I got it for only $35 bucks!

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What is the mixture of sand & cement? Mafia bathing suit...

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Who wants to stir up some controversy? That happens every time I open my mouth (or in this case my internet connection...)

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I invite you to a party in my house and the idea of strip poker comes up willl you play and join in? I'll even bring my "lucky" deck...

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How quick are your reflexes? Watch...ready... Did ya see it? Nope Ha-Ha guess I'm too fast for ya!

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Heres one for you all!!! Would you date someone with epilepsy? I was with someone who had a seisure(sorry but I can't spell for sh*t) disorder for four years, went thru everything upto and including brain surgery(golf ball sized tumor!)She is one of the smartest, and strongest people I have ever met and I know that having epilepsy does not change who you are it can only make you stronger...So my answer is yes I would do it again...

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What do you think your evil twin is doing right now? Both of my personalities are evil...

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After Answerbagging, do you ever feel dirty? Answerbag feels dirty(and a little violated,but in a good way...Lol!)when I get done with her...

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If there was a " hidden magic word" provided on AB every day, what would be some good award ideas for the first user who happened to use the secret word? Double points for the day and a gold star(like when you were in school...)

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What does a T mean in a personal add ex. m4t I think it might mean M4T- Male for teen? Not sure but it sounds right.

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How do you tell if a man is a "hustler"? I always heard that you should never bet with a man who has a one word name(like Sticks or Lucky) and a pinky ring...

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Why do some people (from the 80s) still think it's funny to refer to Taco Bell as Taco Smell? I still call it Toxic Hell...but I'm ok with being though of as an old man...

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I am having a Ohio State Buckeye Party, Do you want to come? Only if I can come wearing my MICHIGAN colors....GO BLUE!!!

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What does your answerbag avatar mean? It's me

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What would you do if some big bullies come up to you asking for money? Laugh...and make sure thateven if they managed to win and get my money they will never forget me and more than likely at least one of them will be in the hospital with me...

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What do you give the person who has everything? I would guess antibiotics

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How many pushups can you do? Oh I can eat at least 4-5 of those things in one sittin...What..Oh sorry, I thought you meant...You know the orange sherbert...Oh nevermind!

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How many squirrels would it take to lift up a truck? One Squirrel with a floor-jack...

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Whats the thing a guy looks for in a girl the most? *If your easily offended stop readind but I can't resist!!! Myself!

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Have you ever been smitten? As often as possible...

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Will you type just your name in an answer so that people can comment and guess how many times you've been in the Penalty Box on here? B.fife is AB nudist who wants to join me

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Females. <Be honest> Have you ever had a friend or family member go back into the exam roolm with you at your gynecologist's office? Was it at all arousing or was it uncomfortable? Did you have a male or female doctor? What were the details of your exam? I'm sorry but I have to say that for some odd reason this question creeped me out very,very much!

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Why are tall men more attracted to short women and vice versa? I thinks it is part of an innate need to protect/be protected but I'm sure that is just my male chauvinism

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I have no sense of smell,can you describe your favorite one to me?. I'm sorry but since this is a family friendly place I am really not allowed to do that...

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Whats your weakness? Potato chips or chocolate. Women dipped in chocolate...

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Has anyone ever lived close to a murderer or someone who has committed a hideous crime? Do my neighbors count,I hear they live right next door to someone like that...

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When was the last time a situation was going smoothly, and then you ruined it by opening your mouth? I am constantly opening my foot and inserting my mouth!

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Here's a tough job interview question: What is your greatest strength and what is your greatest weakness? That one is easy at least for me...because they are the same thing, My honesty If you are doing something wrong I will point it out and find a faster more productive way, but sadly it also can alienates me from my fellow employees and occasionally supervisors or bosses, because some people don't like to be corrected and since I am as honest as I am tact is sometimes diffacult for me...

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Five foot 4-Red hair green eyes...hot or not? 5'4" tall or across???

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What is an example of an unstoppable force? If you are hurting my friends/family than I am...

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Girls: What has your boyfriend done to completly spoil you? I gotta bump this question simply because I want to hear some answers(I could always use some new ideas...Lol!)

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Why were you in a police car, the last time you were? I got picked up on a warrant because I had forgotten to pay $20.00 of a fine...I was laughing my ass off because it was the only time they have ever been able to actually arrest me...Lol!

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My 3 year old son, won't sit still for a time out. I need to discipline him for the throwing toys, hitting and kicking that he's doing. When I put him in his room, he just trashes it, but time outs take half a day to get him to sit still for!!! I need @the original poster- This rant is not directed at you personally so I apoligize for hijacking ... All that I can tell you is this the people in my generation and before were (almost)all spanked at one time or another and we turned out FINE!!! *NOTICE to tree hugging hippies-I said spanked not beaten or abused!!! It is a very effective tool for a parent and it WILL teach children respect!!!...

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What is your favorite dog from the Working group? Pembroke Welsh Corgi

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What would make you run like hell? The only thing I would run away from is the "Bog of eternal stench! Run to would be: to help or protect my friends and family!

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Today, right now, what would make your day just amazing? One simple phone call...

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Have you ever pooped in the back of a toilet tank in a public restroom? why? A double decker...Lol Never did it in a public restroom, but there was this one time as a prank I did this AND put beef bullion cubes in a friends shower head...Funny sh*t!!!

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On three-lane highways, which lane do you prefer to drive in? If traffic is heavy I like to use the "emergency lane" also known as the berm...

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Do you actually know anyone who's been completely f%#ked emotionally from heartbreak? I once lost it very badly goodbye letters and videos to my family the whole nine yards. I tried really hard to find a way to die(ie putting myself in dangerous situations, driving drunk, you name it and I can honestly tell you it was only devine intervention that saved me...

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How can i get head from my girlfriend I going to go out on a limb here and say a good way to ensure not getting any EVER is asking a bunch of total strangers this question from your joint account...

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What do you think about "open" Relationships? They can be very healthy if BOTH parties are comfortable with it but it really has to be a two way street!

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If me and you are going on a date....Am I driving or are you driving? I'll pick you up, whenever you want...

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Who's going back to school? I have to soon because I really need to take control of my life so I can do what I want with the rest of it!

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Who will you always be there for? All who know me know that I will always be there for them to help in any way possible, The only gift I can give is my life and it will given freely in return for their love, my peoples know that is what they will get if it is needed...

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Is your gut instinct always right? No sadly it is all to often completely wrong and then I have to pay the penalty for being paranoid, it sucks and I usually know that I'm in the wrong but I can't help myself I eat myself up inside until I make a complete ass of myself...

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What 4 letter word comes to mind when you read this question? Fail!

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Heart Attack Grill. Would you eat at a place with that name? One double bypass burger please and a side of batter dipped french fries...

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Has the Five question each user per hour been discarded, or is it just that some people are ignoring the rule.? How come I have never heard of this rule???

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Are you ever hit on by other ABers? No matter how hard I try...Thankfully it does happen on occasion.

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When did “Seinfeld” jump the shark? For me personally it was the first episode I just never liked the show...

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What question do you hate being asked on a job interview? Will you please put your pants back on?...

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What gets replaced the most in your refrigerator? Sadly because I'm so seldom home and I live alone I would have to say the light bulb...

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Are you more popular with the guys or girls? For some odd reason Girls and seem to like me much better than their boyfriends do...Oops!!! I mean better than guys do...

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All I ever wanted in life was to be happy, but the more I look for happiness the more unhappy I get. Why? Quit looking and just live and happiness will find you when you least expect it!

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Here's a challenge! Can any of you write a reasonable sentence, without using a word containing more than 5 letters? No, alas I fear I am not able to, no wait I must try again! Yes now I think I've got it!!!

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Do you still flirt with other people when you are in a relationship? I treat women the same all the time and because of it I have been accused of flirting a time or two most S/O I have had realize that is just part of who I am and that it is harmless but that is just me.

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Can you forgive, and forget, if not Why? Death or orgasm...actually just death, but I won't turn down the other...Lol!

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Before they became living handbags for socialites, what was the original purpose of the chihuahua breed? Lunch???

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Have you ever been a bouncer? Yes I've worked in some pretty nasty bars over the years...

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If you where going to start a band, what would it be called? Staph Inflection!!!

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Do you like money? Not so much...however I at one point worshipped it like a false idol...

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If your spouse came up missing could you easily describe what they were wearing for the day? Yes officer when she left the house she was wearing concrete shoes and wrapped in a carpet, I think she might have went swimming...

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Do I love you? I was always afraid that you just wanted to use me for sex...

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What does your home say about you? I'n a bit of a mess and unorganized but very safe!

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Do you think i'm pretty? The outside maybe beautiful but until I get to know the person on the inside I really try to not pass judgement!

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Would you rather have a Hostess cream filled cupcake, or a cream filled Twinkie? Nutty Bars!!!

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Do you have a favorite romantic restaurant? Where is it located? Whichever one your in with the person you love it might sound stupid but with the right person even McDonalds can be romantic...Just my two cents...

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What is the worst thing that could happen in a relationship? They give you so many STD's that you are banned by the centers for disease control....

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You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response? I say: Look honey I know your not a terrorist but you remind me of my EX and since I hate her I'll just make your life hell, it makes me feel better...now have a nice day...

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What makes a good relationship? The fact that I am the only one in it! It's indestructable!!!...Lol!

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Where do you fit in within your group of friends? I am the protector...

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Can this be meant to be? No I was an accident, you see I was on display at the zoo in hell for hundreds of years when one day the zookeeper left my cage door open I slipped out and have been up here toying with you mortals ever since...

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DO YOU LIKE ATM MACHINES? Wait a minute, are you talking about the machines that give you money or the girls in those nasty porno movies...

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Why do you use Answerbag? I really don't remember what brought me here in the first place but I know that I became an addict in like 24 hours!

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How long have you been using the user name that you use here on Answerbag? Do you use it for any other site's? I'm 30 and I have been known as Fife for the last twenty years or so! In all honesty it is my name on almost everything(I even used to have just it put on my business cards!) Most people(even those who I have known for years)don't even know what my real name is...Lol!

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Are you a part of Sillyville? Yes not only do I own the sillyville erotic boutique but(don't tell anyone but I am also the "slumlord" of Sillyville as I have quietly bought up most of the homes and apartments in the ghetto and I plan on running out the tenants so I can build a Casino...)

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What one piece of clothing have you worn on more occasions than any other? My original(finally retired) sh*tkickers! I still have them but They look so nasty that I can't really wear them anymore...word to the wise, Don't kick out a windshield while wearing your favorite shoes...

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Do you ever view your fellow humans as bags of meat ready for the slaughter? When I get into my "security" persona people are either threats or nonthreats...What I consider threats is pretty close to that!

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How many different versions of Monopoly do you own? Which is your favorite? Two, the orignal and of course Scooby-Doo! The Scooby one is my fav...

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What is something that would cause you to commit suicide? Everyone has their breaking point... If I was facing a long prison sentence, I would make the cops kill me because I know that I would lose my mind if I ever had to go inside for years AND I would rather my Mother had to visit my grave than my cell(I've already seen what that does to her...NEVER again!)

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Will you rate this question helpful please? No...but I do applaud you for not beating around the bush.

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Is Answerbag a haven for sexually frustrated men? Butt that is not a fair statement because even when we are getting it regularly our minds still stay in the gutter...(I like to think of it as my HAPPY place...)

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Do you believe in burning the bridge when it comes to ending relationships? Not if I can help it! If you were with the person for a long time then you have both grown and changed together and have expirences that only you share it would be horrible to lose all of that for no good reason, that being said however sometimes there are no alternatives and you have to just cut and run...

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Next Monday is Labor day here in the U.S. how are you going to spend the day?(as for myself I'm thinking roadtrip just don't know where to yet...Lol!) Oops Mark as nonsense posted in the wrong place...Lol!

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Where do you keep your condoms? To tell the truth mine sit on the coffee table in my living room...

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If you were a type of alcohol, what kind would you be? Jack Daniels Goes down smooth(for the ladies...)And will kick your ass real fast if your not careful(for the guys...)

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Sweetheart"? Not tonight Dear,I have a headache...

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Whats your favorite college football team. American football. The University of MICHIGAN!!! LETS GO BLUE!!! And I would just to add BUCK THE F*CKEYES!!!

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Would a man be turned off a woman by her lack of or overly ample clevage even if he really enjoyed her company? Honest answers only please. Not unless he is a complete peice of sh*t!

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Could it really be LOVE if the other person doesn't love you back? Sadly, yes it is...

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When you offer to "be there for someone" are they just words that are appropriate at the moment? Yes even if thing are not going well for me or we are not speaking often my friends know that they can call on me and I will be there! I take my word very seriously because throughout my life it is really the only thing that I've never lost or gave up, but that's just me.

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What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up? Blood from a ruptured ulcer!

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Can you recommend a website for trendy womens clothes. For ideas on the best new trends check out www.delarosastyle.com it's the website of a very dear friend of mine that might help you find what you are looking for.

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Are there any TV shows you like so much that you feel like the characters are personal friends of yours? COPS...(but not because I like the show...Lol!)

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If you could only have one for the rest of your life - Hugs or Kisses - which would it be and why? It depends on who is giving them...

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Ok, the AB General Store is now up & running and ready for business... What is on the shelves, what are the prices like, what are we using for money, & what is in your cart? Excuse me, where do you keep the extra large condoms?...

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Using only one word, describe yourself as a child. Percoicious(sp?)

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Have you ever had a prayer answered? I'm hoping for an answer to one soon...

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What is tempting you right now? A phone number that I just bring myself to call...

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What do you have more of than most people? Heart...for good or ill I have WAY too much of it!

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What would be a great inscription to put on a whiner's tombstone? Here she rests in silence...finally

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What are your thoughts on depression? When I'm sad thinking about it just makes it worse...WOW that just took me a second for what I typed to sink in but that sums it up perfectly for me personally

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Do you ever lay awake at night just thinking? Way too often...

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Do you agree with abortion? Explain your answer Not my body not my choice...

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Who was that one person who influenced your life the most, for better or worst? My Uncles Jack Daniels and Jim Beam...

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What Should I Name My Next Cat? Herpes...No one will ever forget that cat...Lol!

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How would you deal with a person who repeatedly says disrespectful/inappropriate comments but claims it's OK because they were just kidding & does not expect any type of a retaliation. You retaliate...ruthlessly...and horribly perferably in a very public way...

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If flirting were against AB rules, do you think you're in the Penalty Box right now? =P I would have been given the electric chair by now...

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What meal would you describe as a 'heart attack on a plate'? All the ones that really taste good...

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Have you ever wished tragedy upon those who have hurt you? I've never just wished it...Does that work as well???

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Why would someone who seems like they like you stand you up? They might not of had a choice, Whatever you do don't make the same mistake I did, I got all paranoid and I completely screwed up something that might have very special, She was going thru a lot and instead of waiting like a man I threw a temper tantrum and lost her. Not a day passes that I don't ask myself What if...and that my friend is about the worst feeling you can have...So if...

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Can SuperModels cook? Speaking for men everywhere...I wouldn't care...

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Are you ever gonna grow up? Never, I'm rapidly growing old but I steadfastly refuse to grow up!

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What is the worst thing that a guy can do on a date? Masturbate during dinner...at her parents!

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Hello operator, can you give me the number for 911? It's simple Sir you just need to press the nine key followed by the eleven key...have a nice day!

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What's the worst thing a woman can do on a first date? Leave with your Dad...

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Can you think of some great conversation killers? You know when you are really sick of talking with someone and just want it to end? =) I'm sorry but I'm meeting your sister in twenty minutes and I still have to get the Motel room...It works equally well on guys and girls... And if all else fails just break wind...Loudly!

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Are you alone, lonely or a loner? D. All of the above

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Why would someone who seems like they like you stand you up? I really wish I could figure this out as well...

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Are there any Hot Pockets in your house? No I don't like microwavable laxitives...

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STD clinic as a first date? I think you are picking up dates in the wrong places...

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Have you ever been tempted to be a troll ~ Just came across some questions that deserved to be down rated, and almost did it? I have always(barely) resisted the call of the darkside...

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What (if anything) do you collect? Battle scars, some I wear on the inside but most are displayed on the outside.

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I have apple pie filling and all ingredients needed to bake something sweet, Besides apple pie or an apple cobbler what other options do I have? Apple crisp...So good!!!

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Is there a dark chocolate ice cream? Hershey makes one and it is very yummy...

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When is okay to murder someone? Only when it REALLY needs to be done....and never on Tuesday...Tuesday is a bad day for killin'

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I want to kill someone, is there a way to facilitate this need? Pratice, pratice,pratice...

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Do you ever eat food that is commonly eaten with utensils with your hands and vice versa? If no one is around I'm picking up my steak and gnawing it like a caveman...

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U wrong man usually...

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Do you really think there is a differance between being "in" love and loving someone? I think that these two things are no where the same, it is almost like the difference between making love and f*cking they involve the same things but the level of feeling and caring involved is much,much different.

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What smell can you not resist? The smell of a womans neck when I lean in to kiss it, and the smell of her hair as I nibble on her ear...

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If you won a free holiday but it was in a nudist resort would you go? Of course...

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What would cause total brake failure About ten seconds with a pair of tin snips...

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When you know you can get over on someone, do you? If they are a sh*tty person and they need to be taught a lesson, than yes but I'll do it in a way that in the end everyone knows about it!

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If you could warn me not to make one mistake in my life in which you have made in your life what would it be? When you love someone, always let yourself Love don't hold back because when it is gone...you will only be left with regrets...

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Do you hold all of the answers there in that noggen of yours? Hey!!! put down that saw I've told you before that I don't care if all theanswer are trapped in my skull your can't have them like that...At least not without buying me a drink first...

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Do you avoid answering questions that might reveal more of yourself than you want others to know or are you an open book with nothing written in invisible ink? I really try to hide nothing of myself on here because (same as in real life) If people don't like me for who I am than they can "go piss up a rope" but that is just me I'm always real and people can like me or not! Very good question though...Thanks!

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I think the Christian morality goon squad has taken over Answerbag what say you beek chuck? There is nothing wrong with morals...I even have one or two myself...

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Is a girl with her tongue pierced a turn on? Not so much for me because I have what is called a frenum or frontal(it hangs off the bottom of my shaft just behind the head kind of like a bull ring)piercing and I once had it get caught on a girls tongue ring...Not a pleasent experience...Lol!

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I like to remove my panties at night. Is it a bad habit? Not as long as you wait until you get home to do it...

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At what point does alcohol become a problem? When you wake up on a bathroom floor and don't recognize the bathroom you are in...

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Could you live without your cell phone? I average a little over 3000 minutes a month on mine and I don't have a land line at home so no I don't think I could...

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If I were to ask someone to help me drive down to mexico to take care of a perv and in exchange for their time I would sign over the title of my car..would anyone be willing to take a few days off to make the trip? Sure if you want to check out my credentials; http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/921891

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What are your top medical tv shows (drama or comedy) - past or present? M A S H

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What is a good excuse for me to leave work early today? Two words...Explosive Diarrhea!!!

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The picture below has arrows pointing to something I'm not familiar with on the car. Can you take a look and tell me what it is and what it's there for? They sometimes put those on high performance cars they are cotter-pins and they are what hold the hood down so that...I'm not really sure why they use those instead of the normal method...Hhmmm??? but at least I can tell you what they are...

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How long were you with the one who gave you your first real kiss? I never dated the girl who gave me my first kiss, but the story is kind of cool; It was for my 11th birthday and the three prettiest girls in my neighborhood decided to all give me kisses as my present, so we went in the woods behind the one girls house and I got not one first kiss but three in a row...

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Who recorded the hit single "All Summer Long"? I think that is the new Kid Rock song.

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I loved a movie its about these two kid twins in the beginning then get seperated throughout the movie i think i remember a car in the beginnig one twin is a boy the other a girl, i think they might have telepathic powers too.all i remember. anyone know? Are you talking about Escape from witch mountain?

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Can you describe yourself in one word...that one word starting with the letter "R"? Ruthless (when provoked)

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What's your least favorite facial feature of yourself? The scar thru my left eyebrow.

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What is your worse character flaw? My brutal honesty...

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Where can I get a silencer for my gun? Check out http://www.gunbroker.com/ Good luck!

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What song are you? This sums me up pretty well...

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Can sarcasm be sexy? You could say that...

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Did you ever go after your secret crush? Whenever I want something I go for it because one way or another I want to know. My number one rule is "No what if's".

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How can you tell if a male would make a good boyfriend? Make sure that he is not me...

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Who hooked me up today? I would like to return the favor. Wait how did you get hooked up? Are you holding and not sharing??? Come on puff-puff pass...Lol!

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What are constant reminders you have in your life that you're single? My big empty bed...so nice to have all that space to myself!

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Who takes out the trash? Since I live alone, it's me... :-( unless you want to stop by and do it for me?

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I want a handgun with power but little kick. Something i could use once i retain a career in law enforcement. im getting a permit in a week and im ready to go to the target range what would u suggest for a women. Dont be mean now! Go with a .40 caliber it has the best of both worlds you get the double stack mags of a 9mm with stopping power that is comparable to a 357 the "kick" falls somewhere in between but all in all in my opinion it is the best all round cartridge, go to the gun range and try a few out to see what works best for you...Good luck!

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Bloody Marys for breakfast anyone? I think Absolut red label(that is the 100 proof version) and orange juice in a fifty-fifty mix is what is called for this morning...(I sometimes really miss starting my day off like this)

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Whats wrong with you? Nothing is wrong with me I'm just fine, it's everyone else who is screwed up...

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What's a quicker death? Jumping off of the Empire State Building, or sprinting into a on-coming high-speed train? The train because with the building you would have a long time falling to watch the ground coming up to meet you!

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Does anyone else find the Olympics really boring, and want to vomit when faced with another slow-motion faux-dramatic athlete-themed commercial? But what about Womens sand volleyball...That my friends makes all the rest worth while...

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Tomorrow's newspaper headlines will be all about you! What's it all about? What did you do? Man rescues entire squad Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders from burning hotel, They all pledge eternal gratitude...and sex lots of sex...

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What's one thing you won't back down from? Bullies...

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What kind of questions do you give points to? I have to admit that I am a little bit of a points whore as I give points to whatever catches my fancy be it question or answer, if I like what I see than I tend to throw points at it...

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What is your favorite "self-help" book? The Holy Bible, weather you believe it is the word of God or not it really does give some really useful advice...

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Is it logical for someone to say that 100% of people in a country do a certain action because of a specific reason? If it was a statement like 100% of people in the U.S. sleep because they eventually have to...otherwise it is just a generalization...

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How does a person really know WHO they are? For me personally I only found out who I am on my trip back up from rock-bottom...

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How do you know when it's time to give up on someone? When the police serve you with a restraining order...Lol! (and no this has not ever happened to me)

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If you are given a chance to punish the DownRaters who don't even care to leave a comment, What would you do? just point and laugh so I could make sure everyone knew who they were because if you take away there ability to hide than they are helpless...

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Would you date a smoker? since I am a smoker this is a non-issue for me. I have however ran into this situation where women have said they would not date me because I smoked, and I feel good about this because I really don't want to date anyone who is that judgemental...but that is just my two cents...

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With all the various types of ranch salad dressing available these days, what do you think would constitute "raunch" salad dressing? See the video Two girls one cup....(if you don't know what this is you need to thank the good Lord because it is horrific...)

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What is there to fear about death? Death holds no fear for me, because I know when I die it will mean that all my work here is done and I will be ready to start my next adventure...Same for when I want to live until, all that I ask of God is to let me finish my work(whatever it may be)before he calls me home.

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Would you be offended if your friend of several years didn't acknowledge your birthday at all? You mean to say that somewhere there are friends who actually acknowledge things like your birthday...Where can I meet these people???

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What blood type do you have? Had to look at my dog tags...Lol but I'm A positive

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Do you smoke dope? If not, why not? No but only because one hit and I'm laying on the floor puking on my self...Yes the truth is I'm allergic to pot, and it is actually not such a bad thing, I never have to worry about waiting months to pass a drug test, or get a ticket for a roach I left in the ashtray...

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If I know a co-worker is stealing from my employer, am I obligated to turn them in? Before you turn them in see if they will give you a cut...J/K If it is pens and paperclips ignore it, but if it is something that can hurt the company you have to remember that if the company gets hurt too badly it could mean YOUR job, If this were the case I would tell.

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What is your idea of an undiscovered ice cream flavor? Take vanilla ice cream add imitation butter flavor(YES I said butter) stir it up real well, it is my favorite thing to do with a nice big bowl of ice cream...you should try it.

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What song always puts you in a good mood? How about a little Nelly...

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If you had 3 wishes, would you give one away to a friend? Yes but I would have to get to choose the friend, because there is only a few that would even remotely deserve it...

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Can you name any singers or groups named after a state,city,or town Alabama

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Is telling a truth a simple thing? Never, the truth tends to scare most people when they are confronted with it!

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I complimented my girl on her alligator shoes...well it turns out she was barefoot... HOW can I make this up to her? Call around to your local(or closest)Casinos book her an entire day at the spa and an overnight stay, She gets pampered and you spend the day at the tables all the while looking like a sweet guy...Win-win situation...

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What song reminds you of being a teenager again? Regulate by Warren G

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Finish the quote your own way: "Say hello to my little ________."? Sister...

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What has been your delimma from the get-go? I can't seem to get any forward momentum(sp?)...

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If you were Osama Bin Laden where would you hide? In a Starbucks in California with no beard...I think that is where he has been since we started looking...

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To Drink, Or Not to Drink? Please have one for me as I can't do it myself!

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What do you think about this whole sillyville thing on answerbag? I fulfills both criteria for me personally; I think it is a lot of fun and It pisses people off for no real reason... ;-D

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Will Ronald McDonald ever find true love? No he used to mess around with the Dairy Queen but ever since the time that the Burger King forgot to wrap his wopper...

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Can you ever be friends with an ex b/f or g/f who broke your heart? Two of my best friends are EX's one broke my heart very badly but I have been thru so much with both of those women that I could never just walk away from them, I've held them both thru things most people couldn't imagine and they both know that no matter what or where I will be there no matter what, but I guess that is just me...

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What's your favorite Jeff Dunham joke? Which puppet is your favorite? The Jalapeno(sp?)...on a stick...

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How do YOU personally distinguish whether or not someone cares about you specifically or its just who they are as a person, other than by them telling you? I always try to put my foot in my mouth and see what happens...

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Can you complete this chat up line:"Im not the best looking guy in here,but I'm the only one...... Who can lick his own elbow...

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What is the most attractive thing about a girl? Great eyes will bring me running but without a good personality I'll be gone quickly...

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Do you enjoy driving? Yes, it is what I do when I need to think! I have been known to make four or five road trips when I'm really having a hard time with things just to clear my head...

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Do you horse-back ride? If so, what stable do you horse-back ride at? I've always wanted to learn and I had someone special who I trusted and who was supposed to teach me but sadly we are no longer talking...So I will have to try and find a new teacher...

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What is the most overrated movie ever? Titanic - If I hadn't been getting drunk at the movie it would have been a total waste of my time...

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If not you then who? If not now, then when?...

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Relationships ... what's in it for men? (No offense hun, just wanna see some good answers) Morning sex, often...

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What would you choose to be your last meal? All I could eat crab legs...it would be days before I was finished...

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I recently purchased a 1998 Ranger 2.5 with manual trans. 2 wheel drive. The speedometer,domelight,and wipers quit working at the same time. I replaced the RABS sensor on the differential with no help,then replaced the ignition switch with no help. If I u I have a dumb question, but did you check the fuse?

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Would you have any mercy for a bully who was being skinned alive by one of his own victims? Yes because by that point the bully has become the victim...

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Are you rough around the edges on your answers? Yes I type the way I talk which while not always polite is always the truth(at least as I see it...Lol!)...

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Can you finish this sentence? Behold the power of______. Jack Daniels! even Angels can't resist!

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Is there an accent that you find to be a big turn-on? Since I am from Northern Ohio where we have NO accents I find almost all accents incredibly sexy, but only when they are spoken by a beautiful woman...

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Do u like the black jelly beans? Yes but only when my S/O(when I have one)doesn't like them, actually this goes for most things...

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Black beans, refried beans or pinto beans in your burrito? Pinto and refried please...

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Would you date a vile demon lord from the eternal abyss, who decorates his durance with the flesh of the innocent and blood of the insane? Does she have cable, and more importantly can she cook?

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How many times have you been warned? A warning is just a threat with no teeth, I usally don't start to listen until the beatings begin...

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Is it just me or does the saying " fight fire with fire " make no sence? If your fire is big enough you can suck all of the oxygen away fron the original fire so yes this will work,but it would work better as fight fire with a big-ass explosion!

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What's your favorite grilled sandwich (panini)? I just bought a Wolfgang Puck panini maker. I like; Sourdough bread,Chopped ham American,Cheese and a fried egg, Mmmmm so good

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Who lies more men or women? Men just get caught more often...

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Are you on a mission? Yes, I am on a mission to find a serious overnight relationship...

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If you had an intruder in your home, would you warn him to leave or just shoot him with no warning? If I called out a warning they might leave before I can get a clear shot...

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How old should a kid be to watch South Park? Like 35...

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What was your worse alcohol related experience? I was at a wedding reception and when it ended a bucnh of us went to a local bar. I remember getting there and doing the first shot, then I don't remember anything else until I woke up to find three cops loading me bodily into the back of a police car(I had lost about four hours), for some reason they turned me over to my sister and didn't charge me with anything! When I got in the...

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What does your screen name hint about you? It does not hint, It simply tells you what my main alias is...

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When will the world end? As soon as I finish typing this respon

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Can I take a quick roll call? Who's here right now? Lurkers this means you too! Sorry I'm not here right now, but if you will please leave a message after the beep...Beep!

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What makes you a unique ABer? Most of the time I am a serious ABer, but other times I morph into "CAPTAIN RANDOM" and some of the stuff that comes out of my keyboard I don't even know where it comes from...

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Would Americans like to visit Cuba? Yes it would be nice to be one of the few to go and experience it...

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What type of meat are you? Prime Rib - slow cooked until my flavor explodes in your mouth...

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I need money fast man, I need a crew of 5, were stealing a bank. One driver, 2 guys to watch the hostages and two others to fill the bags. I got everything planned out man. Are you in or are you out? If yes, what position and why? I'll guard the hostages but I want to know that I'm not going to be left behind..again...that sh*t wasn't funny last time man...

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Have you ever given so much of your self...That there was nothing left? Yes way too many times and mostly to people who did not deserve it...

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Coke or Pepsi: Would you be able to tell the differnce if you where blindfolded and someone said taste and tell me the difference? Yes Pepsi = Great and Coke = Crap Easy for me to tell them apart...Lol!

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If you had twins what would you name them? Ying and Yang I would raise one to be nice and one to be evil...

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How old is the place you live in? My house was built in 1927

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Are you bare down there? I'm "Nair" bare down there...

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I would like to know what is answer bug all about? When you get bitten by the Answer BUG it causes an immediate reaction...You become hopelessly addicted to ANSWER BAG...Lol!

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Has anyone ever been in love with someone they can't have? Sadly yes...not all that long ago, wait let me rephrase that; I was falling in love with someone and they walked away...so I guess I can't have her

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[BLANK] is not worth knowing. (sometimes) The truth...

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I just ran out of hot water..could I use your shower? Sure, I believe in conservation though so if we shower together it will save water...

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What outdoor smell do you love? bar-b-que...Mmmm

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Do you typically wear brown or black shoes? My big brown sh*t-kickers(boots)

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Would you like a little smack before you go to bed? Is it too late for me to catch a quick smack?

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What's something you havent had in a long time? Inner peace...

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What is the main ingredient of your salad? Steak, Bacon bits and crutons...

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Is your work space clean or cluttered? I've always tried to remember one thing when it comes to my desk I can't remember where I heard it from but it goes... A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind...

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Do you ever correct people when they are speaking to you? Only when they are wrong...and only if they need a light push off of the high horse they have chosen to climb upon

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How do you handle a bossy wife? Send her back home to her husband...

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What Is The Worst Feeling You Have Experienced? Love because no matter how many times it happens to you it's always like the first and even when it's good it still hurts...

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Have you ever hated someone so much that there was absolutely no hope of forgiving that person? There were a few but they all seemed to have tragic "accidents"...Lol J/K There is one that I can think of right away, and unfortunately he is a blood relation...that is the only reason he is still alive...

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Where can I find the Best Pepperoni Pizza? the original Pizzaria Uno in Chicago...It's like an orgasm for your mouth!

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Which animal reminds you of your partner? A Dodo bird because neither one exists...

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If your heart held up a sign, What would it say? You must be this tall to ride...

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Why do so many people have kittahs in their avatars? Do you think it's because they taste so good?

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Why am I Giving Up on AB? Because as crazy as it has been on here for a while, currently it seems to have just about fissled out.

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A drinker has been barred from his local pub for breaking wind. Have you ever been banned from somewhere? Why? I was banned from many places over the years for fighting and general drunkeness but one time stands out in my mind...It was a strip club in my home town and I really don't even remember being there(i was later informed what had happened) everything went fine except as we went to leave I accidentally knocked over a HUGE cigar case(face down broken glass the whole nine yards) and even then...

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Do you own your life or are you just a slave to the world? Sadly at least for the time being the world has made me it's b*tch...

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Do you slap or kick your appliances when they don't work right, thinking your actions will make it work ? Has this ever worked? This actually used to work on tv sets you had to smack the side to get the picture to come in correctly but sometimes appliances just get a little cranky and you have to hit them because even if it doesn't work you will feel at least slighty better...

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Did He/She almost destroy your life? Actually to be completely honest I myself was usually the one who almost destroyed lives...

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Do you prefer your soda with caffine or caffine free? MUST...HAVE...CAFFINE......NOW!!!!

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What sort of things you don't give back after using them to their owners? You mean like when I borrow a cigarette?

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Do you think my boss wonders why I jump ten feet in the air everytime he comes out of his office and I'm on AB? He most likely thinks you are looking at midget transvestite porn :-P

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What are the important problems in modern society? I think(at least here in the U.S.)we have collectively lost our testicular fortitude(the common people just don't have any balls anymore!) Alas that is only my opinion and I seem to be in the minority...

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Are you on AB to avoid doing chores and other things that need doing? Only while I'm at work...

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Do you think torture is necessary in any case? Yes, when used correctly it can save many lives and...well...um...When used incorrectly it's just fun :-D

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If you were pudding, what flavor would you be? The new Cheesecake flavor from Jello....it is un-frickin' believable!

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What is the best online poker site? Out of all the ones I have tried I still like Ultimatebet the best but I have also been spending some time on Walker Poker it's not half bad either.

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Which is more effective: a step or a mini-stepper? A Hot Stepper...

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What pick up line works on you? Hi you wanna go get a pizza and f*ck...What you don't like pizza...

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What's your favourite sandwich recipe? Me between a Blonde and a Redhead...

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If AB had its own special language what would it be called? Sewermouth

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Name something a cat does? Purrs and drools when I pet it...

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What one thing (besides their gender and the fact that they were with you) do all your exes and current S.O. have in common? All of my serious EXs share the fact that dating me qualified them for Sainthood...

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Do you keep a gun in your home? Where? I have several hidden around my house, but sorry the only people who will ever know where they are are myself and any Assclown who breaks in and I won't have to worry about them telling...

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What's the most important quality, must a best friend have? (only one please) Bail money...

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Do you need to "cut down" on anything? The amount of time I spend on AB...J/K but I do really need to cut down on my smoking...

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Have you ever recieved an open-handed slap across the face? More times than I care to remember...You see we used to play this game...Oh nevermind..

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When your all alone' an you realize that you lost everything that you loved, how do you keep going? what can i do to fill the empty void? Dirty,sweaty,meaningless sex is how I fill the void...

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What do you think is/would be harder to face: your own mortality, or that of your parents? A parent should never have to go thru the pain of burying their children but I know that if and when either of my parents pass away I will lose my mind for a while I could die tomorrow and I would be ok with it but to bury my parents that will probably damn near destroy me...

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Should Mark David Chapman be given parole for the murder of John Lennon? I think he should be given an award...J/K!!! But I do think he should have been killed a long time ago an Eye for an eye and all that stuff...

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How many minutes is your snooze button set for? I actually disconnect the snooze button from my alarm clocks as soon as I bring them home, but I still will get up walk across the room and reset it for ten minutes later...

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Could you beat me in a belly smacker contest? Belly flops- I could beat you hands down!!! :-D But if your talking about pink bellies...well to be honest I have a whole lot of belly so you might beat me on that one... :-P

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Most pizza businesses are now charging a home delivery fee. does this fee include the drivers tip, or is it extra? I know when I used to work for a pizza place we had an extra fee for deliveries outside of our normal area and the drivers didn't see any of it which really sucked because people didn't want to tip because of it and because it was so far they would miss out on other deliveries...

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Tonight i am having a sexy costume party, what are you going to wear? naked with roller skates- I'll be a pull toy...

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If you could overcome any one fear in your life, what would you choose? My crippling fear of success

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What can help with constipation? You could be like the constipated mathamatition(sp?)... He worked it out with a pencil...

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Do you think making 100000 points in AB is an easy Job? But Sweet T has done it ....Who would like to cheer her? Serious kudos are in order!!! Sweets you really are a great boon to any who get to know you and your vast wealth of knowledge as well as your fun loving spirt!!!

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Welcome to the Answerbag Deli...what would you like to order? Let me get a Bronx bomber please (egg salad with pastrami) on sourdough or if your corned beef is good you can just give me a monster one of those with horseradish and good yellow mustard..Mmmmm Thanks!

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Do you own a copy of the anarchist cookbook? Actually I have two, anyone want to buy a copy?

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If you had to compete in an eating contest, what would you want the food to be? Crab legs, I hvae actually been asked to leave an all you can eat buffet because of the damage I was doing to their crablegs, of course I got the meal for free, but still I wasn't done yet...

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How do you feel about (seriously) hitting on one of your co-workers? It's great...when you can get away with it.

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Have you ever gotten back together with someone, even after you thought it was completely over, no chance left? Yes once and there was a decade in between. It worked out about the same as it did the first time...

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What is your most used "secret" ingredient? My Mother has taught that everything tastes better with extra butter and a little sugar.

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What is the best way to say I'm sorry to your s/o? ***if you are easily offended skip this answer...*** The fastest way I myself have ever found is Multiple orgasms...you pretty much have to kill her dog or worse to not be forgiven with this...

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Do people generally surprise you, please you, piss you off, or do you not even care? Usually they just piss me off...I have discovered that in general I really don't like people, I warm up to some people right away but for the most part people just annoy me anymore...

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How do I search for peoples question that haven't been answer yet? At the top of the main page you will see a tab that says Needs answers check there.

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What do you think of your Ex? They are some of my best friends, and I don't deserve to have them in my life because I was a horrible S/O

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Have you ever knowingly slept with a married woman? Yes one was separated and the other, well lets just say the other time my S/O was helping the husband occupy himself...

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If you could do it all over again, what would you do different. Not much, the stories are way too good and I don't think I would do it nearly as well...

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Welcome to the Answerbag Pizza Palace, what Pizza can I make for you? Triple pepperoni thin crust please.

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All of you are invited to my pool party. What will you wear? I'll give you three guesses...

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What was the last thing stolen from you? My foolish pride and most of my self respect by a group of events including women time and money...

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Have you ever known anyone who could sleep with their eye's open? I have been know to do this on occasion and I was once woken up by this girl screaming because she had thought I was awake and was talking to me when I started to snore, it scared the hell out of her, and in turn she woke up everyone else in the house...Funny sh*t!

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How do i get a picture from my mobile phone to the internet without a usb cable Send it as a picture message to someone who has email on their phone.

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How do I get on national TV? Audition for COPS...

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What do you feel when i say TIT for TAT? An eye for an eye...

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What do you think is the hairstyle of Answerbag trolls? They wear sh*t wigs...but only from having their heads up their own asses all the time.

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Could you resist a free gun? No I can't. I have one at home now with a questionable history, The only thing I know for sure is that it has been in storage for at least a decade...

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Have you been good? Yes unfortunately there have been a few times where I have only been good...

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Where are the pictures of your ex? Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, all over the net....BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...What huh...Oh good morning, sorry must have been dreaming...Lol

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What do you want, exactly? What do you mean"What do I want?" You mean to tell me that after all these years you don't know by now? What the h*ll I gave you the best years of my life and this is the thanks I get...Why you selfish bastard, How could you do this to me!!! THATS IT I'm going to Mothers, and you can call me when you remember that I have feelings too! (LMAO!!!)

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When do you look your best? Honestly, it's when I am having to be aggressive(protect someone or put someone in their place...that sort of thing) I have been told that is the only time my confidence shows thru...

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If you could have something free for your lifetime...what would you choose to have a lifetimes supply of? Cheese, because everyone loves cheese so I could always barter to get anything else I wanted...Lol!

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If I give you an "A", how would you spell the rest of the word that comes after that first letter? How about _nswerbag Or of course my personal favorite, _ssinine or even _ssume

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May I have a hug, please? Sure...[{(Huggs)}]...Things will get better...

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How do you pick a wedgie gracefully? I have learned one very important thing about picking wedgie in public, Always make sure that before you pick one make sure that you at the very least know the girl whos wedge your picking...

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..has anyone ever met and fell in love on answerbag..? I have actually already met a couple other members. One was in the next state over and I really could have fallen in love with her, but alas we are no longer talking and actually as far as I know she is not even on here anymore, and the other is a fun, funny beautiful woman who I really am glad to have met and hope to continue to be able to call friend but I must remember to keep my head out of...

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Wat mostly mens like in women Themselves...(sorry but this was just too easy...)

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What, according to you, is the root of all evil? Love...for some it may be the love of money or power and for others it is the lack or loss of love that can cause them to do evil...But thats just my two cents.

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If you heard on the news that a new string of Black Death has broken out in New York City, is currently spreading exponentially, and has already wiped out 100,000 people in the last 24 hours, what would you do? Go straight there and try to find my (best)friend and figure out how to get her to safty...

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Is everyone a liar? (crossing fingers behind back) No most people NEVER lie...Lol!

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Boys: Can you describe the girl of your dreams in just 3 words? Lost, gone, goodbye...

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Bunnies and Duckies or Kitties and Puppies? Bunnies and Duckies taste better, but Kitties and Puppies make better pets!

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What is the best alibi you can think of? I'm sorry you must have the wrong guy because you see I was already sitting in a jail cell when the crime was committed...

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Would you kill a burglar if he was just a kid? Old enough to committ the crime, old enough to pay the price... I don't care who it is if someone comes into my home uninvited I am going to do my best to make sure that they have to be carried out, and that is not bluster that is just fact...

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Are Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry still sold? I haven't had them in a long time. I have half a box of Frankenberry ay home right now! I'll eat a bowl of it in your honor tonight...

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What's the greatest gift you ever have, or probably ever will, receive? Unconditional love.. nothing on earth is better...

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Would you help an old woman out if she was being beaten to death by a group of kids with bats and chains? Yes even if it could cost me my own life...That could be someones mother

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Do you think we have anything in common? We are both browns fans...

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Do you think that sometimes you need to be your own hero and dig yourself out of the hole? Yes because in the end you really are the only one you can count on...

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How do I leave answerbag? Go out of the parking lot and turn left drive until you get to where the old church used to be and turn right, go thru the holler and turn right again at the old Hatfield farmhouse, keep going for a spell until you see the highway get on the northbound side and drive until you you see the county line...Good Luck!

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Do you worry about how much personal information you have given out on AB? I am starting to think I need to be more cautious. No I don't worry but in all honesty after reading my answers who in their right mind would think of coming after me...I'm honest to a fault and I won't hide who I am or sugarcoat anything...But that is just me.

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How would you react if you had to watch someone die and could do nothing about it? It sucks even if you don't like the person it sucks. There is just something disturbing about watching someone else expire.

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What was your favorite animal growing up as a child? Wolves...had to be wolves...

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What would turn you off from a kiss from someone? If half my face went into their mouth...EechH! I frickin' hate that!!!

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If you were forced to murder someone in cold blood, how would you do it? If it had to be a public thing it would be with my minature (think "sawed-off") 12 guage to the face...but they would have to deserve it I would prefer to use my knives as I feel more comfortable with them but the example would be much better with the shotgun...

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Do you know when to Hold'em and when to Fold'em? In poker yes, but unfortunately when it comes to women I have no idea...

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Would you murder someone who raped one of your family members? Yes as brutally as I could and their mutilated corpse would be left in a public place with an explanation...

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If a talking (insert your name here) doll were made, what phrases would it say? Cuz'I can and F*ck'em if they can't take a joke...

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Do you ever see someones avatar on a question and just could not fight the urge to see what they posted as an answer? Yes there are several, and yours is one of them...

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How do i know if the love is gone? Usually it is when you first start to notice the rash...

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What happened before the big bang? I still had my virginity...What???...Oh I see...Sorry you meant the other Big Bang...My bad...Lol!

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Is a pinky ring for men ok? As long as it is big enough that your (nasty) knuckle hair doesn't obscure it...Lol Actually I have had several pinky rings over the years and like anything else if you rock it right they look great...

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Are you nicer on answerbag than you are in real life? I sure know I am! Yes I really try to be much nicer on here...

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What is the first really scary movie you remember seeing as a child? I was 5 or so and my Mother took me to the movies to see Poltergiest...Twice!!! I still have not let her forget it...Lol!

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Dear fellow AB users: an answerbag user (screen name is "sadbuttrue") killed himself on August 1. He (or she) said many times that he / she was considering it, and no one ever listened or offered help. How is it possible that we could let this happen? I am going to sound a little heartless here so please forgive me now... Most of the time when people talk about killing themselves they are just trying to get attention(not always but this is a fact) I don't remember ever running into "Sadbuttrue" who i'm sure was a great person but it is hard enough to help the people know to stay out of trouble let alone those who we only...

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What is the difference between flirting and talking? I only ever talk to other men, but I am always flirting with women...

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What Olympic games will you be watching? Anything that has beautiful women in small amounts of clothing...Like beach volleyball! ;-P

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed? I always end up saying...I'm sorry honey, but what did you say your name was again...then I usually wake up and turn off the alarm...Lol!

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I just sprinkled oregano and red crushed peppers on my pizza. What do you like to sprinkle on yours? :) Franks Red Hot on thin crust pepperoni pizza...Mmmmm...

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Keep me and I exist, share me and I am no more. What am I? A secret...

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Would you? Could you? Have you?Do you? Yes, yes, yes and no not anymore!

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My Cleveland Browns are playing tonight, is anyone else excited? Or is it just me? Here we go Brownies...Here we go...Woof-Woof! Here we go Brownies...Here we go...Woof-Woof! Here we go Brownies...Here we go...Woof-Woof! Here we go Brownies...Here we go...Woof-Woof!

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How many former partners is too many? When you don't remember the exact number and have to give an estimate...Thats too many...Lol!

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I wanna ______________________ Sex you up....Oooo...all night...Girl you make me feel...

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar" Oh honey,honey...You are my candy girl and you got me want'n you...

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You're coming over for dinner tonight... What should I make? Yourself comfortable...I'll cook Or if you really want to cook haw about a nice steak on the grill...London broil?

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Do some guys go after gorgous girls even if they are annoying? Would they stick it out for sex? Unfortunately the answers are Yes and yes...We men are idiots when it comes to women and quite often we can be distracted by surface beauty so as not to see the corruption underneath...

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Do you believe that no good deed goes unpunished? I firmly believe that no good deed goes unpunished, and that nice guys really do finish last!

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Would you be for it or against it if they made alcohol illegal? Even though I myself am a recovering alcoholic I don't think that they should ever try to make it illegal again, it was a huge mistake the first time and it would be even worse this time....But that is just my two cents...

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When asked what is your worst quality what do you say? My honesty and the fact that I always try to believe the best of people...

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Have you ever been to chicago? YES!!! best pizza in the world! If you ever go do your self a favor stop by pizzaria Una, Their pies are like an orgasm for your mouth!!!

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Are we all just a snap away from going insane? I passed that point years ago...

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Who started sillyville? I know the President is TjoeBaxter...so someone might want to ask her...Someone go turn off her Rockstar so she comes back and answers!

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A Pounce Treats website suggests that you might want to snack on Pounce too. Would you ever try a cat treat? I don't know about cat treats but one time when I was a kid I tricked my older brother into eating about half a package of beef jerky style dog treats...I acted like I was eating them and he (being the jerk he was then) took them from me and ate them...That was the only beating he ever gave me that was worth it...I still LMAO thinking about it (it was at least 20+ years ago)

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What is your favorite comfort food and why? A giant vanilla frozen custard in a cone with rainbow sprinkles!

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If i wanted to make a movie, then what would be the first step after coming up with the concept and title? Setting up the "casting couch"...(wink-wink)...Lol!

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If love hurts, what does hate do? It keeps me warm at night...

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How many times a month do you clean your bathroom? Luckily since I live by myself and I am slightly OCD about my bathroom(the rest of the house can be a mess) but my bathroom is always clean...

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Do you believe that love hurts? Only when you are doing it right...(I was not going to go into the gutter with that one but it works both ways...Lol)

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Are you a good catch? All of my EX's say that I am a great friend but a horrible S/O...(and yes my Ex's are some of my best friends)

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If you were being held during a robbery and the gunmen were looking to execute a hostage so they would be taken seriously, would you offer yourself up to save younger people from death? I would offer up my life...but I would do it on my terms - by trying to kill or distract the robbers so others could get away

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What is your favorite line in a movie? I'm your huckleberry and that's just my game... Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

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If you could save your enemy's life by killing your pet, would you do it? No I would not even piss on my enemies if they were on fire....It takes a lot to become my enemy!

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How important is having confidence to you? Without confidence I really would be nothing, because I know that I can survive anything so I never have to worry about failing or losing...(some people call this ego but I just call it confidence...Lol!)

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Who wants 6 points? I don't care if you give me any or not buy yall can count my plus 5 for everyone :-D

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What's the deadliest thing on the planet? Religion...

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If you had to identify yourself by ONE of your material possessions, which would you choose and why? My dogtags - you get what you see and all in all, unless you end up in really deep sh*t you never really know they are there...

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What is or what would you call the male equivalent of a "cougar"? Dirty old man Or Rich dirty old man

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You ask god to take you back to your first year of high school with your same your same knowledge you know now.what will you do? I would either end up ruling the world or(more likely) end up dead in a ditch...

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The thrill is gone....but you're comfortable with each other....is it enough? Dirty sex was created just for times like this...

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When you congratulate a groom, what are you really thinking? If I'm friends with the bride I'll speek my mind I have actually told several grooms this while in the receiving line...Congratulations I'm very happy for you but just so you know if you hurt her I will kill you!

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Is there a friendly way to get an ABer to stop hassling you? Or do you have to take the assault course? Because I'm a lover not a fighter...and I don't want to do this in public =( If you would like I'll take 'em for a little ride out the country and have a polite conversation(wink-wink) with 'em.

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If black holes suck everything in, are there 'white holes' where all that matter is spat out? How did you know what I used to call my EX?

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Would you consider yourself a cutie, hot stuff, attractive, a piece of poop, or just normal? I'm average in the looks department but I have a silver tongue...So I do alright...Lol!

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What do you think the most common reasons are for someone to be a virgin past the average age? Simply because she hasn't met me yet...

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I need a dinner recipe for something different. Preferably something easy, made with chicken or pork, and that kids would also enjoy. Any ideas? just cheat a little bit buy some ground chicken(or turkey) and substitute it for groung beef.I do this all the time for things that are heavily seasoned like tacos, sloppy joes or even spagetti(sp?)! it works well and you really won't even notice the difference except for much less grease with the meat.

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I say "I LOVE YOU",what you will say? Wait a minute I thought you were just using me for sex...

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If I put enough pressure, will you change the way I want you to? Uummm No, I will most likely change but that change will only be to make me single...

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Can someone recommend a good place (Cabin) to stay in while visiting Hocking Hills, Ohio? If that is anywhere near Holmes County you might want to try: http://www.whisperinghillsrvpark.com/index.html I stayed there last year and it was great but they only have a few actual cabins the rest is camping but with water and electric at your site.

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What's your favorite thing at state fairs? Anything deep fried...

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Do you typically leave a tip at a buffet? After all, someone will have to bus the table, etc. Yes but the ammount will always depend on how good the service is...but generally I'll leave at least 15%

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What are the signs that you are living with a controlling spouse? You have to ask permission to answer this question...

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If you have/had an addiction to drugs, how did it happen? To put it simply I was bored and had access to some heavy narcotics...I have been clean almost three years but sometimes it is still a slight bit difficult.

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How can anyone NOT know who the Beatles are? I keep trying to forget but people keep bringing them up...Oh well back to trying to repress them and Elvis!

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Dang! Where's the love yo?... Love is down at the free clinic by the docks getting a rash looked at...

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What do you sleep in? The nude...

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Are you addicted to answerbag? I'm having to smoke crack just so I might have a distraction from AB for a while...

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How do you prefer your steak? Rare, MR Medium, MW, or Well Done? Exactly how I like my women...Warn and tan on the outside and sweet and pink on the inside...:-P

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When you were seventeen, was it a very good year? Yes it was a very good year...I unfortunately can't divulge any details because the statute of limitations has not quite run out for everything... :-D

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I faint at the sight of blood and im training to be a nurse how can i stop myself fainting? Two words...Killing spree...But the time you have dismembered a few, the blood won't bother you anymore...

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Do you own a vest? Yes it goes with my little bowtie and tear away suit...uniform from my Chipndale's days...Lol That and the bullet resistant variety...

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Apart from asking someone directly "are you single", what are some innocent questions you could ask to find out if they are? Usually I take the conversation around to something like ..."What are you doing this weekend?" or " What is it that you like to do when you get some down time?"

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Name your "personal" cult movie. Seen it TONS of times, know everything about it, and still try to find new stuff. You bought the VHS, then the "special yedition" DVD. The one you plague your friends to see 'cause they don't know what they're missing? :o) Poolhall Junkies...

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If you have or had to wake up at eight in the morning, what time of night would you go to sleep? I get up at 8:30 and I usually go to bed sometime between 3:00 and 5:00 but once a week I will sleep for 10-12 hours straight...

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My bed is looking more and more inviting... i am gonna get some sleep, how about you? I'm sorry but your just not my type...I think I'll sleep in my own bed thank you very much...Lol!

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What's your favorite sushi? I had a spicy crab roll that was amazing not all that long ago...

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Have you ever 'caused a scene'? Way too many times to count...I Have been thrown out of bars, malls, stores, even a minature golf course a time or two...but that was all back when I was a drunk a**hole...compared to my now being a sober a**hole now a days...Lol!

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What are the top 3 things you should NEVER say to your gf/bf? Wow so that is what the phrase "trohwing a hotdog down a hallway" means! I'm was only dating to get to your mother...She is smokin' hot No baby that dress doesn't make your ass look fat...Your ass looks fat in anything...

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What songs get you motivated to go out and have some fun? This is how we do it by Montel Jordan

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How could you Conquer Sillyville? I would try to seduce the current president... But if that didn't I would line the streets with banana peels and bring in truck loads of banana creme pies. Yes my friends I would resort to gorilla warfare...

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Is it true that every time someone says something against SillyVille, a kitten dies? Yes but everytime someone visits an angel get it's wings...

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Who do you want to lick on AB? I'm sorry but that is so secret that if I told you I would have to kill myself!

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Have you ever been in a talent show? What did you do? Yes in the first grade I was in a gong show at school. I was break dancing while two girls from my class lip-synced to "lets hear it for the boy"... And yes I was wearing the red "Michael Jackson" jacket with all the zippers...Lol!

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You can now buy premade cheesecake filling in a tub at the grocery store, anyone else think this is a BAD idea? I have bought it several times already and the only problem I have had with it is that it is way too easy to sit on the couch and eat damn near the entire thing! This stuff tastes almost as good as my mom's homemade cheesecake!!!

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When you get caught staring down a woman's shirt, what is a clever line to get you out of it? Please tell your t*ts to stop staring at my eyes...

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I know I am at risk for some DR's here, but seriously Am I the only one here who is sick of the sillyville questions? No I think they are a fun way to blow off a little extra steam and relax...I can think of a few people on here who could use to let off a little steam...Lol!

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What should be the Sillyville "Word of the Day?" The word for the day is legs....Be sure to go out and spread the word...(I know horrible joke but I couldn't resist Lol!)

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If you could ensure that your children never have one experience that you have had, what would it be? Getting shot, or stabbed...both suck and I don't want any children I may have going thru either of those things...

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How tall do you have to be to ride the Sillyville Cougar Ride at the Sillyville Amusement Park? Must be at least 18 to ride...Oh wait that is the sign above my bed...

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How do I live without you? it is simple really....You can't live without me....Sorry, I know this really might be a bad time to tell you that I am leaving...

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Someone has been streaking in Sillyville again..Has anyone seen Nada Normal today? Sorry I had to run to the store to get some milk this morning...

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I hear that a lot of women never have an orgasm. Is this true? I am hard at work trying to Stop this horrible travesty but I'm only one man...

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My son just colored all over my moms lenolium floor with an ink pen? How can I get it off? Windex wont work? Old school solution: Aqua net(or most other regular) Hairspray My teachers used to use it to remove all the pen/marker from the desks!

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Is it wise to talk about you personal tribulations in your life with complete strangers online? For me at least it is much easier to open up online than in person, because most people who know me only know parts of who I actually am and unfortunately there are many things that I just can never tell my close family and friends so I come here and can open up and let down my guard because you people don't know me from Adam. I guess what I am saying is wise or not for me it is sometimes...

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What do you get when you fall in love? a brand new ulcer...

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When isn't love enough? When your love is not returned...

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How can you tell when some is cheating on you? If she gets a rash from a "toilet seat" or it starts burning when you pee, both of those things are good signs that she is sleeping around...and that you should get tested...Lol!

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What do you think sucks the most? Love...Short and simple!

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Do strippers generally hate men? No but if they don't keep the correct mindset they can spiral down into depression and not only end up hating men but ultimately they could possibly end up hating themselves...I know many women who have stripped for years to no ill effect but I have also seen a "nice" girl change overnight-It is a very diffacult job and it will take a lot out of you...

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Which cartoon chaecter said 'your fired' cartoon character Mr. Spacely always said "Jetson YOUR FIRED!!!"

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What is your favorite "naughty bit?" The part between her belly button and her kneecaps!

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Do you have a dog that loves fresh fruits and veggies? My dog loves all the fresh fruit and veggie scraps that I gave him. Was he for real, or was he just trying to please me? My ex has a dog(was mine but I lost him in the split :-() She doesn't even keep treats in the house any more She keeps a green pepper cut up for rewards and he absolutely goes nuts over it!

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Do you ever get freaky? Yes, because even great (Vanilla) sex gets boring after awhile...You have to add a little freaky to things to keep it all exciting and new!...But that is just my two cents...

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Do you own a machete, and how close do you keep it? I own several and have them placed all around the inside of my house along with some "other" random weapons...(you know guns,knives, baseball bats,the occasional grenade...)

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Have you ever been searched by the police? Yes, several times I have had myself and or my car searched but for some reason they could never find a reason to take me in because most of the searched I have been thru were just b*llsh*T searches to scare me or hassle me. It happens...

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If you found Osama Bin Laden, and were alone with him in a room, what would you do? I would take him to New York and leave him chained to the memorial and sell people potatoes(only because they would hurt moe than tomatoes)to throw at him!

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Do you believe that if someone truly loves you you'll know it? Not since I got in that fight Madame Cleo and she kicked me out of the phychic friends network... Madame Cleo was a T.V. phychic(fake) here in the U.S.A.

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What kinds of things do you do, aside from AB, when you're bored, with no money? I read a lot and sleep even more...Lol

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Are you the person people run from or run to? If people are in the wrong than they are running from me but if they need help than they run to me...

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Would you disown your own relatives? Most of my family I would do anything for but there are a few that are only alive because if they died my Mother would know it was me...

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Can you give me an example of a situation where "one size fits all" actually works? Hookers???

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If god and the devil got in a fight who would win? I would!

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What is H-O-M-E to you? Home is in the arms of someone who loves you...

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Did you give away your heart or did someone steal it? Mine get stolen and taken for joy rides pretty often, usually it has a bit more damage when I get it back but I'll never lock it up because the ride is worth the pain... :-)

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How lucky are you? You know how everyone has that super lucky friend that no one really likes...Yeah I'm THAT guy...

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How long could you go without a cigarette? It had been a half an hour but reading this question reminded me that I need one so if you will excuse me...

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Have you ever felt used, or taken advantage of by a "friend"? Yes this happened to me about a month ago. I think I was used to help her get past an ex and since then I have not heard from her...I'm actually not mad about it I just wish she had been honest with me. I still consider her a friend but if we ever talk again she would have to prove to me I could trust her!

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What's your catch phrase? Cuz' I Can - I actually have it tattooed inside my lip!

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Would you rather have fallen in love, and had your heart broken to pieces, or had never to love at all? Why? Loss...because what kind of life would one empty of love really be?

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What is something you would never buy at Walmart? Sex toys...

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Are you a good flirt? I have been told that I have a silver tongue...But you can never tell if it is true or not...

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Whats a romantic thing i can do with my girlfriend at the park that isnt a picnic? Go stream walking or skip rocks, Everyone loves to play in the water

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? I find that most of the time people only say something like that once and the next time they are much more polite...

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Do you ever wonder what some of the people on AB are thinking? One of the reasons I love it here is because I never get lonely sitting with my mind down here in the gutter... ;-D

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How often do you read books? I read on average 3-5 books a week, so pretty much whenever I can :-D

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Any "Breaking News" happening in your area right now? Corruption bust of several local government bigwigs!

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Do you hide behind a happy face? It's more of a bitter,leave me the h*ll alone face but yes I too wear a mask more often than not...Sometimes it just makes life eaiser...

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Have you ever felt more than just ignored by a friend? Sometimes it can feel like your friends could not care less about your feelings and when that happens you(or at least I)feel lower than dirt.

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What did the Police want last time they were at your house? They were capturing a guy who had ditched his car and tried to escape on foot..They tackled him right in a pile of dog sh*t it was funny as h*ll!

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I got a piece of advice once, "Never date a guy you meet at a bar." Is there any truth to this? Let me buy another drink and we can discuss that theory...Wow you have beautiful eyes hun...hey bartender another drink for the beautiful lady... Compliments and drinks will get a guy past most of your defenses(if he is good enough) Plus when your drinking you sometimes end up with someone you would not normally be with and might regret.

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What would you do if you knew you were on camera?... act the fool, magic, sing, what? Resist arrest...I'm assuming that the camera crew is from the show COPS...again...

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In your life, how many cell phones have you had? 15-20 My first one was a Zack Morris special(ok lets see who remembers where that name comes from)

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What is the most effective and quickest way to lose weight? Death is the quickest way to lose a lot of weight...

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What do you get if you cross the pope with Paris Hilton? A seminary with venerial disease?

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What is the best or most memorable thing a teacher or professor taught [statement] you that you still remember and cherish to this very day? My eighth grade math teacher got right up in my face and she said: "You and I are going to fight Mr. and I'm going to win" She was always my favorite teacher after that...

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Do you ever wonder if this point thing is making us crazy? like we get so upset over points. we dnt get anything for them, but we still WANT THEM The points add a way to show thanks for the help and lets be honest who among us doesn't like the occasional pat on the back? The DRs are kind of useless to me but I could where they could have their uses. I'm sure after a while the points just become a blur but the fun part hasn't worn off yet. That is just my two cents...

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I don't feel too often, have little regard for my own well being, and am capable of doing things that are indicative of sociopathic tendencies (without remorse), but rarely feel any desire to do them. What's wrong with me? Something like 6% of the population is made up of what is called Garden variety sociopaths- They have boderline traits of a full blown sociopath but they are for the most part active, productive members of society. You might want to look it up for more details. Hope this helps!

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When the point fairy visits you and hits you with a ton of positive points do you feel the need to pay it forward, or do you just smile and go about your business? I always pay it forward...

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Where do you pick your questions from? Way way out in left field.... I also get some from my own little world, but it's ok they know me there...

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What is the best pick up line you ever used? I'm sorry to bother you Hun but I seem to have lost my number...could I have yours. I have also found that opening beers with my piercing is very effective ;-P (yes my piercing is located below my belt line...)

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Would you wather be missing all the fingers on one hand OR be missing your big toe? Take the big toe...Years ago I almost lost the middle toe on one foot because of infection so my mind has already came to grips with the possibilty.

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If you lost your arm and legs, would you still want to live? Any one or maybe one of each most likely, but if I ever end up where I can't feed myself or wipe my own b*tt that will be when my time here is over.

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Should celebrities speak their minds? This is a trick question because most celebrities don't have minds!!!

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What are your thoughts on "NUDISTS"? They are some of my favorite people...

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Where was your last holiday too? would you go back? I hung out on a dairy farm in Michigan. I don't think I'll ever get to go back...But I had a lot of fun!

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How would you describe your driving habits? Aggressive, passive, or defensive? When I was a kid I misheard my Dad tell me to drive defensively, since then I have always driven offensively...I tend to piss off other drivers...Lol!

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What's the best thing to use to unclog my pipes? This is too easy...I can't even bring myself to be a smart-ass... I've had good luck with Drano Gel... Hope this helps!

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Why do men hit women? Simply put it is because they are Bitches who will hopefully get what is coming to them one day!

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Do you ever think that a new category on AB will ever be named after one of the users? Be creative. (sm00zisms) Fifeis'ems- Random slightly stupid thoughts that come only from left field...

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Can you Name a game which should or shouldn't be an Olympic event Coed Naked Twister should be added to the summer games!

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Do you believe California will fall into the ocean oneday? PLEASE GOD PLEASE...Just let me still be alive when the Studios go under...

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I have had heartburn all day what could this be? I was having really bad heartburn for a couple of weeks when I finally went to the Dr. we found out that I was bleeding inside which I guess is a pretty bad thing, If it continues I would say to take yourself to the DR.

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What is a good dog to have in an apartment and a city? A Pembroke Welsh Corgi is a great apartment sized dog and the one I had was very smart and rarely barked and they are so cute(women really seem to melt around them...)

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What do you think is the most prevalent problem among teenaged children? A complete lack of discipline

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Men: name a movie that truly made you cry. Any that have to do with the tragic loss of a beloved animal...

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If your boyfriend or girlfriend had a "new" license to carry a gun and take it everywhere they went, even to dinner, or at the beach, how would you feel about that? Yes, it's legal & loaded! Happy because concealed carry laws are wonderful things and if she had one then I'm sure I would too!

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If you were a fish, what colour would you be? I would look just like this!

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Would you be forever faithful? To my family and(hopefully)myself...I do consider my close friends my family...But all others can go piss up a rope...

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Do u know how to drive? If it has tires I can drive it from scooter to big-rigs I have drove pretty much everything...Heavy equiptment is by far the most fun :-)

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If a person breaks up with you, isn't the respectable thing to do is for that person to tell you why? Yes this is how it should be done...

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Quote of the day? If no one died than you weren't trying hard enough!

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If you could create your own flavored cereal what would it taste like? Jack Daniels - little crunchy barrels of drunkin goodness...

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Do you ever try to look busy at work , when really, you're on AB? Like I am right now?...Lol!

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Does anyone else have a loving family? My family is the only thing that kept me going for a long time, I am now doing my best to pay it back...

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Do you think there are people who are determined to destroy you? I know there are...but it is my fault, because of things I have done in my past if they ever find out exactly who and where I am the sh*t will be hitting the fan...but really what ya gonna do?

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What is the perfect breast size nowadays I only like the ones with nipples that will fit in my mouth!...Lol!

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How often do you say truth about yourself over the Internet? Always I deep down don't really care what people think...basically if someone does not like me I don't want to talk to them

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What price is outrageously TOO much to pay for a single dinner in a restaurant? Dinner for two. Over $80 dollars per person(but that is not including alcoholic drinks)

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If you were going to have a theme wedding, what would it be? My Ex and I had decided to do a theme wedding of "Hell froze over" The colors would of been black/bright red!

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What's your view on ignorant people? I know to never underestimate the power of ignorant people in large groups!

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What is your favorite space western? Old school Classic! Ice Pirates!!!

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If you can pick any place to make love where would it be? At the top of the Statue of Liberty on the fourth of July during the Washington D.C. fireworks!

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Do you have a widescreen lcd tv or plasma? I don't have either of those I have a projector that puts a 9' picture right up on my wall!

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Have you ever won a goldfish from a carnival? How long did it live? I had one live about 6years right up until I fed it to a friends Mom's Oscar...

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What would you do if someone slaps you in the face? No pause or thought needed If it was a man he would be beaten badly no if ands or buts... For a female I would just laugh and walk away...permently(sp?)

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Do you think before you make up your mind? No I usually bull my way ahead and stop and pick up the wreckage later...old habits die hard!

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Do you suck? No I lick!

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This question is just a question. Nothing Personal is Intended by it. How many people here REALLY approve of Bush's Actions Please answer by YES or NO. H-E-L-L N-O!!!

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Whos your favourite chef? While he is not technically a chef my favorite is Alton Brown his show "Good Eats" makes things so easy to do you will be amazed!

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Do you sometimes read the books that you once did as a child? Which ones? Last summer I found my old encyclipedia Brown books and reread them all and while they were still good they were much better reads when I was younger.

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Is it ok to get a lapdance if you are in a realationship? Yes as long as it is only a lapdance and you can go home and look your S/O in the eye and tell them about it!

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My bf says that i should stop talking about being with a woman and just do it and let him watch. What can I do to kill the fear and go for it? Don't let him push you into this if you really want to do it than take your time and when the time is right you will know!

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What was your most painful tattoo? (Mine was my foot) I have the word IMMORTAL in huge olde english letters that go all the way down my spine it hurt like hell(the guy who did it was nicknamed tank for good reason Lol!) I also have the inside of my bottom lip tattooed with the words CUZ'I CAN and that one I was laughing while I had it done!

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Guys: when you lay down and put your head on a girl's lap, what do you want her to do? That depends on weather(sp?) or not we have any clothing on...

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What do you find beautiful about life? The simple fact that I am still here to enjoy it!

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Have you ever had your mouth washed out with soap for saying a bad word? Yes with bar and once even with liquid (hope for the bar cause the liquid REALLY sucks!)

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Is milk that is a day or two past the expiration date still okay to drink? I always give some to someone else first if they don't spitit out than it is still good...

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Men and Women how often do you think about sex? It would be easier to tell you how often I don't think about it... ;-P

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I'm looking for an updated synonym for the saying "Don't want to rain on your parade." The only thing I can think of is "I Don't Want to Harsh Your Buzz", but I need some better ones anything will be appriciated. It's a little crude but this is what I use: I don't mean to piss on your cornflakes but...

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If you found a grocery bag full of money lying in the road what would you do? That depends did anyone see me find it?...Lol! If I knew that it was drug or blood money than I would keep it but if it was someones life savings I would give it back with very little thought of compensation!

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Here's the LAST-EVER 'complete this sentence' item. Complete this F1 NAL (sic) sentence: get me a _______________________. Little peace and quiet!

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On recent observation, I have noticed that some questioners are leaving comments for a select few while passing over many other answerers. What's this about? I give points for almost every answer, but I only comment on things that I want or need to hear more about, or have something to add... All answers are appreicated(sp?) but some are self explainatory. But that is just my two cents.

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What are you willing to sacrifice to accomplish a greater purpose or goal? If it is for my friends or family then the answer is everything...and without a moments hesitation(sp?)

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How addicting is answerbag? Should I be scared? I have walked away from alcohol and several of the harder drugs (almost three years)but I can't seem to stay away, I find myself making excuses to get online and I always end up on here checking the Q&A's...So for me I guess it is ...

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Guys which do you prefer the pretty blonde with bright blue eyes, the sexy brunette with gorgeous brown eyes or the hot red head with beautiful green eyes? D. all of the above (plus the black haired cuties!)

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Can a broken heart plunge someone into insanity? Yes, but only for the short term after that you will slowly recover your sanity and self-esteem

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Do you think religion has a place in politics? Yes but only at their funerals...

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We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.. but wouldn't it enhance the experience? You better at least take me to dinner first...

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What have you made that another AB'er has possibly touched or consumed? A fool out of myself....And I have done it not once but twice...

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How do you deal with arrogant people? Random acts of violence...

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Is it okay to allow pretty underwear to show through a sheer dress or should one always wear a slip underneath? Post a picture and we will be glad to tell you how it looks... ;-D

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What is the time where you live? It's time to get ill...

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Can you name some things you have to live for please? I stay alive simply because my continued existence pisses people off!...sometimes that is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning!

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When is hope not enough? When love turns sour

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Can you describe where you live in one word? Ghetto...

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Do you have a good support system of friends (outside of AB)? Not friends but I have a great family!

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Who is your best non-human friend? My old buddy Jack Daniels...But sadly I am not allowed to go out and play with him anymore :-(

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Why was jesus said to be born in year 0 The real reason...(I am going to get DRed for this) Christians wrote the history books and that is really all there is to that!

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In relationships,why would you find cheating wrong? Cheating is ok it is the getting caught that is the bad part...Lol!

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What is another phrase you could use when someone is "a few crayons short of a box"? Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

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Do you have a highly explosive round or device in your home? What do you plan on doing with it? I have a grenade I take outside with me when reading on my front porch...I live in a really shitty neighborhood I have found nothing works better than a large Redneck with a grenade to keep my block peaceful!

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Are you generous with money? To a fault...

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