Answerbag: Mastodon's answers

Answer to Is there a martial art that's good for couch potatos?

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 18:01:12 -0800

Is there a martial art that's good for couch potatos?

Aikido. It requires little muscle since it relies more on twisting and leverage. Some techniques can even be performed from a seated position as there are aikodoka who are wheelchair bound.

Answer to What language should I take next year?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:41:02 -0800

What language should I take next year?

Body, or Chinese, Russian, Portuguese, or Arabic

Answer to What language should I take next year?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:40:10 -0800

What language should I take next year?

Share your answer...

Answer to What is your favorite yoga position for sex?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:26:23 -0800

What is your favorite yoga position for sex?

Downward facing doggystyle

Answer to ..how do i give points now??

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:04:55 -0800

..how do i give points now??

I think a lot of us come here for the points, they give you a feeling of satisfaction and validation.

Answer to Thong or knickers for a spray tan?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:03:48 -0800

Thong or knickers for a spray tan?

Thong

Answer to Thong or knickers for a spray tan?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:02:38 -0800

Thong or knickers for a spray tan?

Thong

Answer to Jessica Simpson is smitten with Billy Corgan. Wait, What?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:15:31 -0800

Jessica Simpson is smitten with Billy Corgan. Wait, What?

I don't give a smit

Answer to Are you a true Chelsea fan?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:53:32 -0800

Are you a true Chelsea fan?

No, I don't thinks she's all that funny.

Answer to Who do England have to play in the World Cup?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:52:39 -0800

Who do England have to play in the World Cup?

The teams from other countries

Answer to Is there racism in japan against indians?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:30:59 -0800

Is there racism in japan against indians?

Yes, but then again the Japanese are racist against anyone who is not full-blooded Japanese.

Answer to If you had the money would you get a boob job?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:10:29 -0800

If you had the money would you get a boob job?

My moobs are too big already

Answer to Has the United States lost its position as the world's ultimate superpower?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:09:26 -0800

Has the United States lost its position as the world's ultimate superpower?

Yes and it's kryptonite is China

Answer to Is having bills like having cancer?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:08:54 -0800

Is having bills like having cancer?

You can't fake your death or declare bankruptcy to get out of cancer.

Answer to Do you know the meaning of haberdasher?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:09:58 -0800

Do you know the meaning of haberdasher?

Have her then dash her j/k

Answer to Why does christmas piss me off so much? not really the giving gifrts part but the music, decor, etc...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:52:47 -0800

Why does christmas piss me off so much? not really the giving gifrts part but the music, decor, etc...

You are the Grinch apparently

Answer to What makes someone a star on Wall Street?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:49:17 -0800

What makes someone a star on Wall Street?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Answer to What are you most excited about regarding Christmas?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:27:16 -0800

What are you most excited about regarding Christmas?

I get to dress up as Santa this year.

Answer to Poll: Most Americans support climate change bill if it creates jobs. Do you?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:26:25 -0800

Poll: Most Americans support climate change bill if it creates jobs. Do you?

I do

Answer to If Will Smith is the "Prince of Bel-air", Does that make Uncle Phil the King?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:02:13 -0800

If Will Smith is the "Prince of Bel-air", Does that make Uncle Phil the King?

Or maybe a Duke

Answer to What is one thing you will never understand even if you tryd?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:49:43 -0800

What is one thing you will never understand even if you tryd?

Fashion

Answer to Is healthcare a right or a privelege?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:48:52 -0800

Is healthcare a right or a privelege?

Right

Answer to How are we better off with Obama as president?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:01:03 -0800

How are we better off with Obama as president?

Europe hates America slightly less

Answer to Is there any intellgent life on this planet?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:00:12 -0800

Is there any intellgent life on this planet?

Their spelling needs some work

Answer to Do you have your fireplace going right now?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:49:05 -0800

Do you have your fireplace going right now?

No, got the waterplace on right now

Answer to Is the cross the main symbol of Christianity?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:48:38 -0800

Is the cross the main symbol of Christianity?

No, intolerance is

Answer to Do you donate food to your food bank for the poor and homeless people?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:48:17 -0800

Do you donate food to your food bank for the poor and homeless people?

No, food banks charge horrible interest rates

Answer to How many Christmas films have you watched so far this season?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:48:34 -0800

How many Christmas films have you watched so far this season?

None

Answer to When was the last time you lit a mosquito coil? ..

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:17:32 -0800

When was the last time you lit a mosquito coil? ..

Last year I believe, I use repellant sprays and lotions now.

Answer to I'm sleepy, yet I do not want to sleep. What do you suggest I do?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:13:14 -0800

I'm sleepy, yet I do not want to sleep. What do you suggest I do?

Nap

Answer to Gender selection is currently legal in the U.S. Isn't this totally sick?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:13:03 -0800

Gender selection is currently legal in the U.S. Isn't this totally sick?

Imagine all the tourism we'll get from China!

Answer to Do you talk much to other Answerbag users? In what way?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:16:00 -0800

Do you talk much to other Answerbag users? In what way?

No, I'd rather keep my anonymity for now

Answer to The 72 virgins in the Islamic Heaven is that really true?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:13:21 -0800

The 72 virgins in the Islamic Heaven is that really true?

Well there's only way to find out isn't there...

Answer to Thailand's coast disappears as sea level rises. How did the conspirators behind the Global Warming 'hoax' trick the ocean into doing this?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:02:18 -0800

Thailand's coast disappears as sea level rises. How did the conspirators behind the Global Warming 'hoax' trick the ocean into doing this?

It involved smoke, mirrors, and a bear trap.

Answer to Religion or Global Warming. Which one takes more faith to believe in.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:01:22 -0800

Religion or Global Warming. Which one takes more faith to believe in.

Religion

Answer to What are some theories about how/why Pokémon is demonic?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:01:13 -0800

What are some theories about how/why Pokémon is demonic?

-Pokemon have magic powers, right wing fundamantalist christians consider magic demonic. Pokemon evolve, RWFC consider evolution demonic. Pokemon come from Japan, RWFC consider Japan demonic because most Japanese aren't Christian or white.

Answer to What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:57:24 -0800

What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.?

Bad Santa

Answer to Here in central Wisconsin, we are getting pounded with snow, already having 4 inches down and still expecting 18 more. Any plans for snow in your area?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:30:02 -0800

Here in central Wisconsin, we are getting pounded with snow, already having 4 inches down and still expecting 18 more. Any plans for snow in your area?

Nope, rare occurrence in Jamaica.

Answer to Have you seen Charla Nash since having her face ripped off by a chimpanzee? (disturbing video inside)

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:32:09 -0800

Have you seen Charla Nash since having her face ripped off by a chimpanzee? (disturbing video inside)

This why Chimp's should not be kept as pets or as props for the entertainment industry .

Answer to Which is your favourite rodent (doesn't have to be only one) and why?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:31:57 -0800

Which is your favourite rodent (doesn't have to be only one) and why?

Fancy rat

Answer to Whats the difference between a bunny and a rabbit?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:31:03 -0800

Whats the difference between a bunny and a rabbit?

Bunnies are cute, cuddly, friendly and like to held and stroked. Rabbits are also cute, but only prefer the company of other rabbits, and don't like being held or picked up IMHO

Answer to What gets hung?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:37:37 -0800

What gets hung?

I don't have HBO anymore

Answer to How do you protect yourself from aliens?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:23:18 -0800

How do you protect yourself from aliens?

Tighter immigration laws

Answer to Who Deserves a Bitch Slap?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:22:55 -0800

Who Deserves a Bitch Slap?

Bitches, surprisingly enough

Answer to Bush and WMDs, Gore and climategate. Do two wrongs make a right?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:54:11 -0800

Bush and WMDs, Gore and climategate. Do two wrongs make a right?

No, but three rights make a left

Answer to What is more important money or love?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:21:35 -0800

What is more important money or love?

Money, because romance without finance does not stand a chance?

Answer to How do you deal with negativity in your life?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:20:22 -0800

How do you deal with negativity in your life?

Escapism

Answer to Music is ______________?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:20:14 -0800

Music is ______________?

sounds

Answer to Do you dream in first, second, or third person's perspective?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:20:07 -0800

Do you dream in first, second, or third person's perspective?

First and third

Answer to Are you, a gym freak?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:19:51 -0800

Are you, a gym freak?

No, just a regular freak

Answer to I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:19:32 -0800

I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend?

One word: threesome!

Answer to Do you accept changes in life easily or are you resistant to change?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:34:07 -0800

Do you accept changes in life easily or are you resistant to change?

The former as long as it is change I can believe in

Answer to Should I go to the gym right now, or go for bike ride, or jog... or just continue to sit?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:32:49 -0800

Should I go to the gym right now, or go for bike ride, or jog... or just continue to sit?

The gym, you are wasting money by not going.

Answer to How would you rate yourself at gift wrapping 1 / 10. One being hopeless?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:23:45 -0800

How would you rate yourself at gift wrapping 1 / 10. One being hopeless?

I've stuck to using paper gift bags, they may cost more but the gift receiver can always reuse them. This Christmas I'm going to try my hand at traditional gift wrapping.

Answer to What do muslims do on Christmas?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:35:52 -0800

What do muslims do on Christmas?

Soccer

Answer to Most men dislike................?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:25:22 -0800

Most men dislike................?

AIDS

Answer to How can you tell from a distance if two people are dating or just hanging out as friends?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:22:41 -0800

How can you tell from a distance if two people are dating or just hanging out as friends?

Unless they are holding hands or kissing its hard to tell

Answer to Who thinks Jamie Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel are hot? (Tiger Wood's mistresses)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:21:40 -0800

Who thinks Jamie Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel are hot? (Tiger Wood's mistresses)

Meh

Answer to Males!"Will you have sex with any woman allows you to?"

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:21:27 -0800

Males!"Will you have sex with any woman allows you to?"

Certainly not

Answer to Do all men really think they deserve a supermodel or pornobabe?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:21:13 -0800

Do all men really think they deserve a supermodel or pornobabe?

My standards are much higher

Answer to Do you find Popeye attractive?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:17:03 -0800

Do you find Popeye attractive?

Nope

Answer to How come Jesus was a troublemaker? Didn't Mary teach him some manners? You know, blame the parents? Or maybe it was his religion? What do you think?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:59:41 -0800

How come Jesus was a troublemaker? Didn't Mary teach him some manners? You know, blame the parents? Or maybe it was his religion? What do you think?

Single mother

Answer to How come Jesus hasn't paid my taxes? Is he lazy or does he just not care?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:58:37 -0800

How come Jesus hasn't paid my taxes? Is he lazy or does he just not care?

Because's a carpenter

Answer to Have you or do you know anyone that's ever been in an actual food fight?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:55:59 -0800

Have you or do you know anyone that's ever been in an actual food fight?

No and no, 'tis stuff of legend

Answer to When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:45:12 -0800

When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember?

A small statue of a lion and a tiger locked in combat

Answer to The Circus is in town. What ride?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:44:26 -0800

The Circus is in town. What ride?

A circus is a show, what you are referring to is a carnival or county fait Tilt-a-whirl

Answer to Cold weather! Blanket or Duvet?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:43:36 -0800

Cold weather! Blanket or Duvet?

Duvet

Answer to How do you react when someone is rude to you?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:43:26 -0800

How do you react when someone is rude to you?

Rear naked choke

Answer to Will there ever be a way to make humans live forever?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:43:09 -0800

Will there ever be a way to make humans live forever?

With stem cells you could live to 300

Answer to Do you think Ireland where robbed by france with that hand ball by henry?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:07:41 -0800

Do you think Ireland where robbed by france with that hand ball by henry?

Yes

Answer to What's number 1 in your DVD movie collection?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:33:03 -0800

What's number 1 in your DVD movie collection?

None, I don't buy DVDs

Answer to What's the proper term..cleavage or breasts?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:32:46 -0800

What's the proper term..cleavage or breasts?

Cleavage is the space between the breasts or where the breasts meet.

Answer to Have you ever made your own homemade pizza? Was it better than delivery or store bought pizza's?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:26:47 -0800

Have you ever made your own homemade pizza? Was it better than delivery or store bought pizza's?

Yes and no, but it was cheaper

Answer to I am always in large amounts. Always, what am I

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:26:18 -0800

I am always in large amounts. Always, what am I

The pain I inflict

Answer to What's more addictive: tv, internet, or video games?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:25:12 -0800

What's more addictive: tv, internet, or video games?

Internet

Answer to What's something that is noisy in your home?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 08:05:39 -0800

What's something that is noisy in your home?

My parrot and my Mom

Answer to We are lookink for nuclear wessels, where can we find nuclear wessels?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:59:54 -0800

We are lookink for nuclear wessels, where can we find nuclear wessels?

Wal-mart they have everything

Answer to Can you give an example of something that was "improved" and became worse, not better in your opinion?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:27:29 -0800

Can you give an example of something that was "improved" and became worse, not better in your opinion?

Ants, they are so much harder to get rid of now

Answer to Guys: would you prefer a tall girl or a short one? what would your ideal height be?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:26:29 -0800

Guys: would you prefer a tall girl or a short one? what would your ideal height be?

Either is fine

Answer to Would you enjoy going to the Opera?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:26:07 -0800

Would you enjoy going to the Opera?

Yes

Answer to Can you make a meal with only four ingredients?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:25:56 -0800

Can you make a meal with only four ingredients?

Knuckle sandwich: index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky

Answer to Do you like Lisa's opinions and ideologies !?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:14:16 -0800

Do you like Lisa's opinions and ideologies !?

Yes

Answer to What instrument would you not expect to hear in a rock & roll song?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:14:04 -0800

What instrument would you not expect to hear in a rock & roll song?

The recorder

Answer to What do dogs in ariports do

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:13:32 -0800

What do dogs in ariports do

Chase out the homeless

Answer to Has anyone on AB been to greece, or live in Greece?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:01:16 -0800

Has anyone on AB been to greece, or live in Greece?

Nope

Answer to Can I ask a foolish question?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:57:56 -0800

Can I ask a foolish question?

There are nos uch things as foolish questions, just the foolish people who ask them.

Answer to Why would you walk on tip toes?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:57:16 -0800

Why would you walk on tip toes?

I'm barefoot and the floor hasd just been mopped.

Answer to Why do some mailboxes have more personality than others?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:50:08 -0800

Why do some mailboxes have more personality than others?

Their owners have more personality

Answer to What is something that squirts?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:48:47 -0800

What is something that squirts?

Sea squirt

Answer to What is a "MorganFinder?"

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:48:26 -0800

What is a "MorganFinder?"

As I soon as I find Morgan I'll tell you

Answer to I believe in creation does that make me a half wit?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:47:54 -0800

I believe in creation does that make me a half wit?

I believe in Santa Claus

Answer to Have you ever felt like a mistake in life?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:47:20 -0800

Have you ever felt like a mistake in life?

Yes

Answer to Guys: Do you think women have a specific "place" in society?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:46:46 -0800

Guys: Do you think women have a specific "place" in society?

My place

Answer to Can you be "Good without God"?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:46:24 -0800

Can you be "Good without God"?

Yes

Answer to Who will deliver us from evil?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:46:14 -0800

Who will deliver us from evil?

FedEx

Answer to What would you do if you found out the President of the USA had a sexual fetish for goat's cheese?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:39:38 -0800

What would you do if you found out the President of the USA had a sexual fetish for goat's cheese?

If he doesn't then I think I voted for the wrong guy.

Answer to What is the worst part about the Holidays?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:38:38 -0800

What is the worst part about the Holidays?

Traffic

Answer to Why didn't God destroy Lucifer when he turned against him?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:38:14 -0800

Why didn't God destroy Lucifer when he turned against him?

There was a game on

Answer to Fill in the blank: I like money but it is so ______________.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:45:03 -0800

Fill in the blank: I like money but it is so ______________.

dirty

Answer to What brand television do you have?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:44:47 -0800

What brand television do you have?

Sharp