http://www.answerbag.com/profile/344146 New Answerbag questions from Squirrel Face Tue, 29 May 2012 21:44:29 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 21:44:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1861807 Not really feeling the new Answer Bag. See you all later. Will you have a nice life? =) Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:28:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1861807 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841993 There's a woman at my work who annoys the hell out of me. Do you know of any calming techniques that could help me deal with her? (Comedy welcomed) Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:10:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841993 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1829989 What could FGAS stand for? (Funny answers welcomed) Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:40:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1829989 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1804979 Do you look in the tissue after you've blown your nose or do you just throw it away? Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:30:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1804979 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1803261 If given the same dilema as the movie The Box, would this be you? (See link to video) Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:50:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1803261 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1767862 This project I'm working on refuses to be done. Can you offer me any words of encouragement to not be frustrated at these many setbacks I've had to endure? Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:30:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1767862 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1746921 What's the most you have spent on food for yourself for a single meal? Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:23:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1746921 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1728451 Who do you think is going to win the Stanley Cup in the 2009-2010 season? Fri, 02 Oct 2009 08:24:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1728451 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712426 Why am I so good at NHL 09, but suck so badly at NHL 10? Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:48:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1712426 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1691439 My eyes have been itching a lot lately, what causes that? Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:33:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1691439 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1677569 If your penis or vagina could talk, what would it say? Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:01:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1677569 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1665979 I just got a chain Email that basically said that Jesus would kill me and send me to hell if I didn't pass it along. Is it blasphemous for me to think that this is absolutely absurd? Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:59:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1665979 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1658177 My cat sometimes sits with her tounge sticking out just a bit. She's still eating and very active, but every once in awhile her tounge sticks out. Is there something wrong with her or is she just mocking me? Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:18:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1658177 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652629 What do you think of director, Uwe Boll? (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Postal, ect...) Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:48:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1652629 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1650276 What do you think would make a good mascot for a film making company? Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:37:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1650276 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1650274 What would happen if you were driving and you ran over a ninja? Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:36:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1650274 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1648881 You ever feel like a hamster running in a wheel? Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:34:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1648881 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1644286 What is the coldest place on earth right now? Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:09:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1644286 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1637360 Do you think that women who set out to be virgins until they are married have a higher chance of getting married at a younger age? Seems like it to me. Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:41:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1637360 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1618796 My friends Adobe Illustrator just gave us an error that said "Updater did not worked." How do we fix that and what the hell? Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:42:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1618796 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1564421 Do you think you could make a movie for under $5000? Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:35:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1564421 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1564416 What do you think is the minimum budget to make a 15 minute short film? Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:33:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1564416 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1507422 If you were on an airplane, the engines stopped, and everyone thought they were going to die. So everyone started masturbating as a last wishes sort of a thing, would you join them? Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:39:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1507422 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1485142 If someone was selling squirrels door to door, would you buy one? Fri, 29 May 2009 08:05:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1485142 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1485123 You ever feel like someone is playing a very elaborate joke on your life? Fri, 29 May 2009 07:46:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1485123 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1429985 I'm super glueing random office stuff to my co workers fan while he is away on vacation. What else could I attatch to it? Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:52:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1429985 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1422334 Do you think you could beat up a terrorist if you had a standard size baseball bat and he had a box cutter? Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:53:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1422334 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1420419 Do you answer the phone if it rings during pre sex? Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:32:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1420419 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1414270 Anyone in the Los Angeles area going to the Los Angeles United Film Festival happening April 30th- May 6th? Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:51:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1414270 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394494 How do you punch in and punch out for work? Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:01:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394494 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394483 Who would win in a no holds barred fight, George Bush or Barack Obama? Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:56:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394483 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394480 If you could change the properties of anything that you can see right now? What would you change? Why? Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:54:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394480 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394313 Is it gross to shower every other day, rather then every day? Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:16:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1394313 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1392187 Have you ever mixed corn starch and water? It makes a liquide and a solid at the same time. Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:16:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1392187 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388944 If a door to door salesman was selling monkies, would you buy one? Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:08:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388944 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388786 What's a good way to spend a Monday? Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:56:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388786 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388775 Do you think trolls know that they are trolls? Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:51:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388775 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388218 I need a portable light for a short film I'm shooting soon. Should I spend time raising the $300 I would need for the light or spend time building a light that might not work as good, but would be much cheaper? Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:54:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388218 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388123 One of my goals is to see a hockey game in every NHL teams arena in existence. What do you think is going to be best arena? I hear Calgary is quite an experience. Mon, 06 Apr 2009 09:09:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1388123 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1382893 What would happen if you sat on your keyboard? Fri, 03 Apr 2009 09:01:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1382893 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1381704 Do you ever get nervous when watching your team play a really important game? The Ducks are very close to making the playoffs and every game is critical right now. The last three games have almost given me a heart attack. Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:42:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1381704 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1380888 If I made soap, would you buy any? Thu, 02 Apr 2009 08:04:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1380888 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1379283 Would you save 20 people if it meant that you would die? Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:41:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1379283 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1379277 If you had to strangle a truely evil person, how would you do it? Would you use fishing line or a bag? Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:39:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1379277 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1379214 Is vulture edible? I mean, if you had to survive and you killed one, could you eat it? Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:07:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1379214 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1375854 What are you doing to protect yourself from the Conficker virus? Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:47:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1375854 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1375750 How would you react if your boyfriend/girlfriend was being hit on by one of your friends? Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:43:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1375750 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1375206 There is a somewhat new player on the Ducks named Petteri Nokelainen. Which do you think is the better nick name? Nickelodeon or Nintendo? I like Nintendo, because when he plays really well, I can call him Super Nintendo. Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:15:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1375206 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370826 Predator vs Gremlins. Who would win? Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:55:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370826 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370760 Can you name 1 quality woman character in a movie? Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:11:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370760 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370602 How do you think you would react if you were the DP that Christian Bale yelled at? Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:18:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370602 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370554 Would you join Project Mayhem? Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:45:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370554 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370545 How many different ways can you flip someone off? Fri, 27 Mar 2009 11:39:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1370545 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1367005 Do you own more then one copy of a movie? Why? Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:35:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1367005 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1366992 Do you hope they serve beer in Hell? Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:30:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1366992 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1366703 Have you ever made crepes? How long did it take you? Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:52:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1366703 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1366596 Would you ever consider using the website, www.leaseyourbody.com? You can sell advertising space on your body. Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:30:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1366596 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1357835 What's that stuff you used to get when you were younger? Wed, 18 Mar 2009 11:20:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1357835 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1357784 If your best friend asked you for $600 and told you they couldn't tell you what they needed it for, would you give it to them? Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:51:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1357784 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1357615 Have you ever scanned objects (not paper) in a scanner? You get some really cool pictures out of it. Wed, 18 Mar 2009 09:24:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1357615 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1356121 Do you ever write dirty E-Mails or text messages to your significant other while at work? Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:43:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1356121 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1355808 What do you do when you find out you were wrong in an argument? Do you just keep your mouth shut or tell the person you were arguing with and admit it? Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:18:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1355808 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1355791 When was the last time you were the voice of reason? Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:13:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1355791 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1353723 If someone offered super powers to you, would you take them? Or do you think you're good enough how you are? Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:18:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1353723 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1353707 Did you know that Jared from the Subway commercials has groupies? Kind of crazy, don't you think? Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:11:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1353707 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1346234 When ever you are in a bank do you ever think about how you would rob it just for fun? I do. Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:41:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1346234 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1346223 Did you ever think of money as just a coupon that gets you anything you want? Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:36:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1346223 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1346120 Have you ever played Planetside? Have you ever heard of it? Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:49:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1346120 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343877 What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Haven?" Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:58:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343877 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343560 How do you deal with a manger that's just plain rude to you? Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:44:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1343560 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1341204 Do you enjoy having your head scratched? Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:23:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1341204 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1340628 Do you find it as funny as I do that the phrase "bend over, I'll show you" can be an answer for pretty much anything? Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:56:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1340628 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1338336 Imagine there's a 15 x 15 foot carpet in the middle of a room. Someone places a giant diamond in the middle of it and says "if you can grab this diamond without setting foot on this carpet, you can have it." How would get the diamond? Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:40:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1338336 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1337908 Did you think to ever wish for cake when blowing out your birthday candles? That way, you'll always get your wish. Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:49:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1337908 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1337887 My neice started crying last night and my sister started mimicing her crying. My neice stopped and looked at her as if to say "What the hell?" Have you ever heard of this meathod to get a baby to stop crying? I thought it was hilarious. Tue, 10 Mar 2009 07:37:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1337887 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289733 Since you are not allowed more then 3 ounces of liquide on a plane, does that mean that women can't wear water bras when traveling? Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:18:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1289733 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1287671 Have you ever drawn fish? Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:26:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1287671 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1277730 Is there a phobia term for someone that is afraid of Friday the 13th? Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:36:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1277730 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1273820 Have you ever called anyone "a mortal"? Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:06:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1273820 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1273811 What animal sneeze makes you laugh? Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:04:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1273811 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1270499 So, my sister is giving birth in the next two hours. Any tips on how to be a great uncle? Tue, 10 Feb 2009 08:23:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1270499 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1268692 If you're casually dating someone, do you get together with them for valentines day or not? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:02:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1268692 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1268382 Have you ever heard anyone speak Creole before? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:43:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1268382 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1268157 Have you ever tried Belisian food? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:10:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1268157 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1267981 Have you ever had to be a witness for someones will? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 09:01:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1267981 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1267968 Have you ever had to totally ignore someone? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:57:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1267968 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1267871 Do you think the hardest part about exercise is getting started? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:11:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1267871 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1261381 Have you ever gotten stuck in a piece of clothing? Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:02:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1261381 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1260059 Have you ever eaten soup from a mug? Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:59:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1260059 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256841 Do you ever listen to movie soundtracks? I've just recently become addicted to them. Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:33:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256841 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256685 An elderly co worker just told me that she couldn't make it to the bathroom on time. How am I supposed to react to that? Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:08:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1256685 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1255098 Do we really need an entire website dedicated to bunny slippers? I think so. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:11:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1255098 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1252983 What are some funny terms for gettin it on? I think my favorite is "I'm going to need to come over and repave your driveway." Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:24:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1252983 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246335 Who would win in a fight? Three of the toughest smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:27:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246335 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246320 How much money would someone have to pay you to wrestle a bear? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:19:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246320 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246301 Would you give up TV for 5 years if it would save an entire rainforest? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:09:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246301 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246298 You can save 20 endangerd Giant Pandas or yourself. What do you do? Why? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:08:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246298 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246264 If you found you were seperated from your twin at birth and one of you was evil, who would be the evil one? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:44:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246264 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246213 What would you do if someone took your stapler? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:23:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246213 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246210 If you had to choose one animal to fight one on one till the death, what animal would you choose? Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:22:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1246210