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How much slower is the "All new Answerbag" compared to the pre-December 2009 version? Seems faster to me. I could be wrong though.

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I love the new messaging system! Now that they've destroyed this site I'm using it to tell my AB friends where I'm now posting at. And you? Meh, I'll give it a chance.

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Are you excited for new design of AB site? I think the design looks fine, but I think we lost a lot of functionality. Kind of sucks. I'm going to give it a shot before I write it off, but right now, I'm not really feeling it.

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Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes? I'll give it a shot before I call it quits.

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To this page: Who are you, and what have you done with ab? Page: BLARG! I am a monster and I ate the old AB! BLARG! =P

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Who wants AB to change back? I'll give it a shot before I throw it to the wolves.

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Do all people like redtube? Probably not everybody, but some people do.

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What was your first reaction when you saw the new AB design? "What the fuck?"

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What do you think to the new coathanger logo ? I dig the new logo.

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MANY ABers are on "FLUTHER"!! (fluther.com) Wanna come and join the party? LOTS OF US THERE! Meh, if this whole new Answerbag thing doesn't work itself out, I'll probably just retire =P. Good to know some of you though in case I don't return. You guys know my website/e-mail. =)

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What don't you like about the new format? I'm not liking the fact that I can't edit questions/answers/comments. Maybe I'm missing it, but I don't see that functionality anywhere.

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Do you think the staff of AB are reading all the complaints? Do you think they care? I would think they would care. The less people that come to their site, the less money they make from advertising and what not. I imagine that a lot of time/money went in to this design, so I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to stick it out to see if they can attract new users to replace all the ones that left or are leaving.

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Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout? I'm not quite sure yet. I'm going to give it a little while so i can get familiar with it.

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I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count. I'm still testing it out. It's very different. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. I like the new logo. So, I guess my one word answer would be: Maybe.

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Do you feel like you are displaced with the new AB? I feel like I am being forced to move on. Searching, yet again. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. I'm going to give it a chance though.

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How do you wear your bathrobe? Open or tied closed? Meh, I don't wear a bathrobe.

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What does it mean if your husband jumps over you on his way to bed instead of going around to his own side? He's either really lazy or horny...... Possibly both.

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I just realized tht my boyfriend is xtremly racist. He doesnt even wnt me tlking to black people. And i had no idea he was like this. But we fell in love and he means everything to me. Is there ANY way i can chang his opinions on this? it would mean alot Honestly? Probably not. Either learn to live with it or ditch him. Those are your choices. But, have enough sense to not listen to that request and to stay true to your beliefs and opinions.

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What kind of girlfriends do geeks like? I would consider myself a movie nerd. I also love video games. My girlfriend is really really sweet, accomplished, and cute. She's fine with staying home or going out. Pretty much up for anything. Sometimes we play video games together and that's just really cool to me. She fit my requirements.

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As a teenager, what authority figure (parent, teacher, minister) upset you most? Why? I had a boss that was a racist bigot. When he told me some of his opinions on things like this, it really upset me.

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Our very good friend Stargater is now recovering from her successful operation last week, will you please help me to wish her all the best in her further recovery?, she will be back as soon as she feels well enough...((((((GENTLE HUGS)))) my friend :) Sure. Hope you feel better. =)

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Can you name something that people "raise"? Cocks?

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IM TRYING TO BE A SNOOP AND LOOK THROUGH MY BOYFRIEND STORM I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO READ HIS TXT MESSAGE. WHEN I GO TO THE MESSAGE ICON IT JUST SHOWS ME MISSED CALLS AND EMAILS There should be an icon called SMS/MMS. Click on that. At least that's how it is on my blackberry. Sounds like you have a great relationship built on a strong foundation of trust and uhhhh.... Wait, nevermind.

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What is a stupid way you've heard people die? I heard about a guy that was beating his wife. In a fit of rage he threw her out the window. She landed on some nearby powerlines and held on. Still in a fit of rage, he jumped out the window after her, missed the wires, and fell to his death. He deserved it. 1. For beating his wife. 2. Two for being an idiot.

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"Adult film" actress HOLLY SAMPSON (in the LINKed photo right below this question) is alleged to be Tiger Woods' latest revealed mistress. Would it be accurate to say that, using a Golfing term, she is Tiger's "19th Hole?" I don't care what hole it was, all I want to know is was it a hole in one? =P

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Do you believe in ghosts? have you or has anyone you know of ever had an unexplainable experience that may be attributed to the paranormal? most convincing ghost photos/footage/documents? After studying graphic design and video editing, I can't believe any photograph or video that anyone shows me. Seriously, that shit is beyond easy to fake. I created a "ghost video" once using home editing equipment, a shitty camera that a bought at k-mart, and some pretty cheap editing software. Fooled a lot of my friends with it too.

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What's the coldest it gets during winter at your house? This morning it was like 39. Everyone in my office swore they were going to die from the bitter winter that they were experiencing. Southern California is kind of funny that way.

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Can anybody here tell a joke with one word? Fuck! =D

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Do you have a roommate or family who is always with a guy/girl? Does this make you jealous? Nah, I have a girlfriend.

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You're at a CHRISTMAS PARTY! There's "MISTLE TOE" hanging everywhere! Someone grabs your spouse or significant other and starts kissing them passionately! DO YOU GET ANGRY? Or. . . . . . . . . . . .BLOW IT OFF as a holiday "given"? I would probably be shocked more then anything. Knowing my girlfriend, she would pull away and probably be just as confused as I was. In all honesty that whole situation would probably end akwardly. WIth me asking "What the hell just happened?" and my girlfriend walking off.

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What would you do ladies if you were engaged & fiance your wanted you to sign a prenup,& in the prenup it states that you MUST weight 130 lbs or less and if you get pregnant you have a certain amount of time to lose the weight?What would you do?Honestly? I'm a guy and if the tables were turned, I would probably sign it. Then again, I enjoy working out.

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I heard the statistic that 87% of men would cheat on their s/o if they wouldnt get caught but on AB it seems that everyone says they wouldnt...so is somebody lying? Clearly, somebody is. Either the people who took the statistics or the people on AB. Possibly both.

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Who started punk....Sex Pistols or Ramones? And why? I share the same opinion of Stevo in SLC Punk. Check the video. =)

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Why do i laugh at racist jokes when i know there so bad? I'm white and if they had white people racist jokes I would laugh at those.

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Are gay and lesbian relationships different from heterosexual ones? I imagine they would be. In fact, I imagine no two relationships are exactly alike.

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Who wants free points Not me. That shit is for squares. =P

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What would u tell obama if he invited u to dinner? OK. But I'm going to need a plane ticket and just a warning. If I'm staying there, I am totally having sex in the white house, just so I can brag to everyone that I did.

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What's something that's better left unsaid? "You're sister is really pretty." -to girlfriend.

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The median of a trapezoid is parallel to the legs. True or false? Uhmmmm False? Your guess is as good as mine.

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What caused pro ice hockey to become unpopular in the US? I couldn't tell you. I absolutely love the sport and everyone I've taken to a game with me has become an instant fan.

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True or false? Liberals tend to be less tolerant of opinions of others than conservatives are? I think it depends on the person. I've meet some liberals that were dead set in their ways and others that were very open minded. I can say the same about conservatives.

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What's one movie you wish you never sat through? Ghost Rider. I really didn't like that movie. I fell asleep near the end.

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Are there people on AB that doubt darwin´s evo-theory? Yeah, I've seen a few. I don't really get involved in those conversations. I for one don't really care if an invisable man put me here via lightning bolt or if I evolved from a monkey or a fish. Either way, I'm here, it's the same result and all the same to me.

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What's one book, that you had a hard time putting down until you were finished reading it? Choke. I read that book in like 2 days.

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I am back, who missed me? It appears that some people did. I don't know you, so there was nothing to miss. Welcome back anyway.

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Are you longing for your ex.....can't sleep at night up all hrs wondering what they are doing? How do you cope? Nope. I have a girlfriend who's awesome. No need to even think about any of my exes.

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What made you end a close friendship? Guy was lieing a lot and owed me a shit load of money. I never got my money and at one point, I didn't really care about the money. I think he avoided me so he wouldn't have to pay or because he thought I was pissed about it. Which I wasn't. O well I guess.

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MY EX BOYFRIEND IS DATING MY FRIEND ND I WAS THE ONE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM BUT IT STILL HURTS SEEING THEM GO OUT WHAT SHOULD I DO? Suck it up and deal with it.

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Do you think Obama is corrupted? Has there been a president yet that hasn't been to some degree?

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Under Bush we were attacked nine months into his presidency. Obama has gone ten months without an attack. Any thoughts? Yeah, that's cool. Not being attacked by terrorists is a good thing. Especially because I had family members that worked in Washington at the time of 9/11. I had an Aunt that worked in one of the twin towers. Luckily none of them were hurt, but it was a terrifying experience all the same.

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You would like that wouldn't you? Damn straight.

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What would be the worst store to be stuck in during the zombie apocalypse? I would thik Best Buy. Although it might be fun to fling CD's and DVD's at incoming zombies.

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What are you buying me for Christmas this year? The same thing you got me last year! =D Nothing! =D

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What is it that most easily brings you to tears? Plucking a nose hair.

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Is it weird that I love reading about serial killers? Meh. Not at all. As long as you have no desire to act out on any of your curiosty, I think it's fine.

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I have read that you can give your cat benadryl but I can not find an answer on how to determine what the proper dosage what be. 1. Why would you give a cat benadryl? 2. what do AB email notifications have to do with this? =P

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What are the chances of your house having snow on Christmas morning? Mine:REAL good chance!!! I'm dreamin' of a White Christmas....................(sing it!!) Not very good. It never snows here.

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My hubby says NO to my every request (from medication to sex.) I want a kitten. Should I just go get it and not bother asking him? You could try some reverse physchology. Try asking "Can we never buy a kitten? PLEAAAASSE?!" Shit, with my logic, you could have a horse.

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What's one thing, that YOU have satisfactorily bought online? A Panasonic DVX 100B. It's a high end camera for shooting short films and what not. I got it for really cheap.

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If an old friend of yours just said "whats new?" ...What is the first thing you think of? Right now? My girlfriend just got her hair cut and I just submitted my new short film to 4 film festivals.

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Am I a selfish husband if, I have E.D. and refuse to see a Urologist? I prefer to be au natural and don't like pills, so am I being selfish if I expect my wife to cool her jets from here on out? Jesus.... No offense, but what the hell is wrong with you? Sex is awesome. I would take any damn pill you put in front of me if it meant I could have more sex.

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Do you watch Dexter? I think it's probably the best show on television right now.

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In your opinion, what is the best American State and why? I havn't experienced enough of all of them to make a fair judgement. Of all the places I've been though, I've liked California and New York the best. There is so much diversity and culture in both of those places.

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If you woke up in jail next to me what would be the first thing you'd say to me....(4 words only) Oh shit, what happened?

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Is it ok to date a unmarried girl and keep physical relation with him? Uhmmmm, if you're dating an unmarried girl you probably shouldn't be having any physical relation with any "him."

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Am I the only one around who didn't know that sending texts that were erotic was called "sexting"? That's news to me.

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Should I move? Rumors that were false are being spread bout my daughter and everyone has moved from us, and now no one will talk to her...I am not able to pinpoint who started them but they are ugly and certainly not true...we are new where we live too. Meh, I wouldn't. It will pass eventually.

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What's something that can be thrown? My cat.

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What does it mean when a girl cheats on you, sleeps with a second guy, then tells you she loves you and tries to work it out, sleeps with the second guy again, and now is with a third guy who now lives with her after just a week? It means she's a whore.

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Why do people put dogs and other animals out of their respective miseries but let humans live through tortures of unimaginable pain? I work for a hospice. Our company provides care to those who are imminently dieing. We take no aggressive treatments and everything is based off of patient comfort. While it's not putting them out of their misery right then and there, it sort of is putting people out of their misery.

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With shows like Bad Girls Club, Bridezillas, and Girls Gone Wild, is there any wonder why Islamic groups hate our western society for being morally decadent? Does not our entertainment reveal how liberal and immoral we have become as a society? I find it hard to take the opinions seriously of a group that holds women in such low regard and blows up buildings filled with civilians with vests made of dynamite. All of that is more morally decadent then any TV show or DVD out there.

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Is wrestling real? It's real in the sense that it exists. Sure. That's about it though.

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Is it possible to fall in love with someone without meeting them in person? No. If you havn't met them, it's just an infatuation.

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What is always something in your pocket? Lighter. I don't smoke, but it comes in handy a lot.

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My boyfriend won't let me go to his house. We've been going out for more than a year now and I still haven't seen where he lives. What do you think about that? I think he has either another girlfriend or a wife living at that house.

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How do you forgive a woman who cheated on you, and then dumped you? Uhmmm, you don't. You find another girl and move the hell on. Problem solved, next question. =)

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If for 1 day only, the answer was 'YES' - what would you ask me for ...? Would you wear this bunny suit and go buy all of the carrots from the grocery store and when you leave clutch the bags and smile insanely while your eye twitches and hop out of the store? Why? Because it would be funny as hell. I would laugh my ass off about that for years. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

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Girlies: David Boreanaz or Robert Pattinson?? Guys: Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox? Angelina Jolie. Don't care what anyone says, she is fucking hot.

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Do you get angry easily? Nah, it's very difficult to get me upset.

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It seems there are two kinds of Americans; Those that believe everything Obama says and ...those that believe nothing Obama says. Which one are you? Kind of in the middle I guess. Sometimes I agree with him and sometimes I don't.

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Do you often edit your answers, and if so, for what reason? Usually for grammer or spelling mistakes.

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How would you feel if your mother sued the abortion clinic because you survived? Pretty awesome actually. I cheated death and abortion. Clearly, I am imortal. =P

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4 words after sex, what would you say? Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzz Zzzzz. =P

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Why does a man who has everything purposes want to mentally hurt a good woman to him? Why does he do thoughtless things to her when he knows she loves him? He's a dick. Next question.

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What's 4 words you would like to hear? Holy shit, it's huge! =D

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If you're a guy and gave a guy the usual guy hug, just a little upper-chest contact, two back pats, and release... but he wouldn't let go and kept hugging you and thumping your back, for minutes on end, what would you do? Depends on who it was. A good friend of mine? Probably laugh because they were joking around. Someone I had just met? I would probably force myself away from him and just not mention it.

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Have you ever met a female on a social site (myspace/facebook etc.) that was totally "psycho" ? share your story I met a girl once through Myspace, went on 1 date with her. We kissed. Then the next day she had her "boyfriend" call me who was a fucking nut job telling me I needed to meet up with him to fight him. My friends at the party I was at were all cracking up laughing as we passed the phone around and listened to this guy try to act tough. She messaged me the next day. I told her I...

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What do you consider yourself an expert at? According to Answerbag.... Carlos Mencia =(.

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Founding Father John Adams bowed to the King of England. So why do Republicans hate President Obama for showing the same skilled American diplomacy? I'm pretty sure the Republicans will continue to find anything to bitch about while a democratic president is in office.

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Why is BET (Black Entertainment Television) not considered racist by society, but WET (White Entertainment Television) would be? The WET channel would suck. It would just be a lot of NASCAR, Golf, waltzes, and lame shit like that.

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So a girl i like told me i remind her of her dad and her dad killed him self and she miss him alot shes a good girl and i'm an emo partyer could this be the only reason she want to be close to me and if what do i do? "emo partyer" Isn't that sort of an oxy moron?

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If i told you i was sorry for loving you what would your reply be and how would you feel? Damn straight you are you son of a bitch. Now give me $10,000, so I can forgive you and be on my way. You can thank me later. =P

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What can you eat that is NOT food? Grass. My sister made me when I was younger. She told me it was candy..... Bitch.

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Can you name something that can get deep? Vagina.

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If you could add one law to your country's laws what would it be? On Tuesdays you are required by law to wear a funny hat. Otherwise, you will have to pay a fine.

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Why be so stupid 2 have a baby "Why be so stupid 2 have a baby" ......Too easy.

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Our incredibly helpful and wise friend Galeanda is now an "Illuminati" on AB. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Definitely deserved, well done! Congrats Galeanda. Well deserved. =)

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Why are McDonald's sales slowing? Because their food tastes like shit? Just about everyone I know considers McDonalds the lowest of the low fast food wise.

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Were you more of a bully or a victim in school? I was the one that known really knew existed. I was pretty quite in high school..... That changed. =P

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Can I ask you something...? Didn't really give me a choice there turbo, did you? =P

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Do you wear jewelry on the battlefield? I don't even wear jewlery off the battle field.

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What do you think about a 15 years old dating a 30 years old? I think that 30 year old is a sad excuse for a human being.

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If a prisoner with a life term is 77 years old, has diabetes and Alzheimer's, and is in a wheel chair, are you willing to pay $75,000/year to keep them in prison? Or do you think it's time to let them go? Screw it, what crime could they possibly commit?

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Does it annoy you that I can only reward you 1 point for a good answer as I'm a newbie. I feel bad. Meh, no. I don't really pay attention to points.

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What would you do if the love of your life said they needed space so they can "discover" themselves? Meh, I would give her space. If she ends up leaving, it would really suck, but I can be happy single.

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Have you ever stood behind someone at the supermarket "express checkout" line--who had MORE than the max number of items? Did you want to BEAT them until they looked like GUMBY--and stuff them in their OWN cart? All the time, but it never really bothered me. Really? Does it matter? I'll wait the extra 30 seconds it takes the clerk to check that stuff out.

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Who do you think is the Anti-Christ? I read a website once that truely believed that Bill Gates was.

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Are you wearing a pair of socks right now that has more than one color on them? They are black with red writing on the toes that say "Hanes".

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Now that Major Tom has been exposed, I feel the need to make a clean breast of it too. I... I'm not really a 21-year-old babe trying to meet older men on AB. Can you find it in your hearts to forgive me? O God! But I have your picture and I...... O God! That time on the phone we..... O God! Meh, I'm over it. =P

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In a company where my daddy used to work, starting on Jan 20, he begun to alienate his colleagues who were his friends and appease those who were his enemies. On Sep 15, my daddy got the pink slip. What was my daddy's mistake? Drinking on the job.

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How many points do you need to level up at the moment? Like 2 billion. I havn't checked in a long time and I kind of don't care. =P

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What to do if you dont like person front of you? Slowly run the heel of your shoe up and down the crack of their ass? I know it sounds gross but if you can think of anything more envasive I'm all ears. Plus what the hell are they going to say "That guy shoved his foot up my ass?" Who would believe them if you denied it?

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Would you sleep with a stranger for $1,000,000? Nah. Probably wouldn't sit to well with my girlfriend.

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Do you touch hot things to see if they are hot? Nah, I usually just hover my hand over the surface of it, if I don't feel heat coming off of it, then I touch it.

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My wife talks to guys on Xbox live and they also call my house to talk to her as a friend when they need a shoulder to cry on. IS it normal for me to not like this and feel jelous of these guys?I trust her 100%! My girlfriend has guy friends. She goes out to dinner with them and stuff like that. Doesn't bother me at all. Meh, you and me just react to things differently. I don't know, if you have an issue with it I guess the best thing to do would be to bring it up to her and be honest. Don't verbally attack her or anything like that.

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Texas is seriously wanting to leave the union, if that happens who else...They are sick of the mexicans comming over the border and using our resources...I say have the minute men load up their guns and shoot those drug lords down, and everyone else to. You can't just gun down an entire group of people because some of them are criminals. There are probably Texans that are criminals, should we bomb the entire state of Texas? Absolutely not. Politically, I'm both a Republican and a Democrat. The Democratic side of me says that we really need to reform or immigration system, especially with Mexico. Right now, it sucks. I have a...

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What is your excuse for not reading the newspaper? It's not enjoyable for me. I find it really depressing and boring.

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How many times do you jerk-off a day? Meh, I have a girlfriend. We have sex 2-3 times like 4 days out of the week. It's tough in between times, but it's pretty hot when we finally see each other again.

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Why do people dislike Los Angeles? Different people like different things. I know a lot of people that love Los Angeles.

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What is your blog address? What do you write about, in general? www.jqpentertainment.com I mainly write about my experiences in film making. I also have a section there with some of my short films.

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What's something that got taken away from you? Someone stole my rims like 2 years ago. That really sucked.

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Its a pleasure to ride a Motorcycle all out in the open? Helmets do interfere with the enjoyment of the activity! Why Can't we cancel the law that makes wearing of helmets by motorcyclists compulsory? I'm guessing because insurance rates would be much higher without a helmet law. If that were the case, I'm guessing a lot of motorcyclists would not have insurance which would probably lead to the family paying all of the damage bills when the rider smashes his/her brains on the sidewalk. And if the family couldn't pay for it, I imagine the tax payers would. Which would suck...

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Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can. It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react? "O, uhhhhh Thanks." Then I would just never use it.

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What breed of dog, will you absolutely not have as a pet? Chihuahua. It would probably be about three days before I attempted to murder that dog. Those dogs usually have an inferiority complex and have the most annoying bark.

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Would you ever wear clothes made from dog hair? No dogs were harmed in its manufacturing Nah, not really my style.

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Does anyone know why while your cat is being snugly all of a suden will bite/nip or scratch at you? Cats are just bitches. My cat does the same thing, it's cause she's a bitch.

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Why doesnt my female dog want to mate with another dog? she is 2 years old. Please give me lots of answers. Maybe she's a lesbian and finds all male dogs unattractive.

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Should Rihanna be criticized for exposing the details of her altercation with Chris Brown on Diane Sawyer? No, I don't think so. If you don't want to know or care about the details, just don't watch it. I didn't care, I didn't watch it. It had no effect on me at all.

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My vw passat co emissions are hi 2001 1.8 turbo .....Cool, thanks for letting us know. =D Did you have a question?

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What solace does AnswerBag provide you? What are you escaping from? Mainly work.

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What object, when thrown at you, will make you laugh? Pocket vagina. While it may hurt, seeing that flying towards me would be hysterical.

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What is the most valuable thing within ten feet of you? My penis.

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I work with 2 people who hate me. I'm not sure why they hate me. It may be because they're fat and I'm not. I don't know. But they try very hard to make me look and feel stupid. I try regularly to be good to them in spite of this. What would you do? I would just shrug, smile, and go on with my day. People say and do stuff like that to get a reaction out of you. If there's no reaction from you and you give them no reason to hate you, they end up looking bad, not you.

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What does it mean when his eyes twinkle like the stars the moment he sees you. He's drunk.

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Do you have any verterans in your family? My grandfather was in the Marines for World War II. My Dad was in the Coast Guard for Vietnam..... Not sure if that really counts though considering he never left America.

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When was the last time you had a romantic date with your s/o? What did you do and where did you go? Isn't romance simply the best high? I took her to a fancy restaurant in LA. She likes it when we get all dressed up every once in awhile and go somewhere fancy. I did a lot of research to find the right restaurant. It was a nice place. The food was really good and they pretty much treated us like royalty. The chef even brought out some special mozerella on the house for to try. I would consider that a romanitc date....

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QUICK! What is the first 3-digit number that comes immediately to mind? Don't look at others answers until you have thought of yours. You might be blown away that there is a common number people think of. 648.

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? Taunt my cat by dangling something in front of her. I have dangly parts and she has sharp claws.

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Would you ever use a dating website? My girlfriend probably wouldn't like that too much.

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The ABer, "The Chief", has now TOTALLY ruined my dinner; so has the ABer "DukeG"! I WAS going to have SPAGHETTI! Has any ABer done that to YOU!? Not yet. I have a pretty raunchy sense of humor so that would be tough.

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What's the best way to let a guy down easy? txt message, over the phone or whenecer you see him next? Bake him a cake that says "I'm breaking up with you." You may have broken up with him, bt at least he has cake.

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What's something you SHOULDN'T give a bride as a "wedding gift"? The shocker?

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Can an actor refuse to swear or use bad language when acting in a movie? Sure they can. But they might not get that much work if they do. It's an ultra competative industry and I'm sure there are litterally millions of actors out there that will say anything you put in a script.

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Did you ever like the fight club? w/brad pitt. It's one of my favorite movies.

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If you had been the first person to walk on the moon. What would you first words have been? "O shit!" It's probably better that I wasn't the first person on the moon.

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Our incredibly helpful and wise friend Galeanda is now an "Illuminati" on AB. Would you like to join me in congratulating her? Definitely deserved, well done! Wow, nice. Are you our second Illuminati? Nice work. =)

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Do you have somthing at the back of your mind that you wanted to tell off to someone ,but you are unable due to the circumstances? There's this manager at work that I've written pretty mean e-mails to but never sent. I don't want to get in trouble with work and the asshole just isn't worth it.

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I have a cold. Can I go back to bed? Pfft. Fine by me. =P

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Why do some people not drink alcohol at all? I'm a very happy drunk. I have a great time when I'm drunk, and so does everyone else. The only problem is, I have a tendency to do really really stupid things when I'm drunk that result in injury. For example, last time I drank, I decided to give someone much bigger then me a piggy back ride. I ended up pulling a muscle in my groin and giving myself a hernia. So, I just...

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I have a very weird effect on here. People either love me or hate my guts. Where do you stand? You cannot hurt my feelings I am a total sociopath. I don't know. Your avatar is cool.

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Do you live in an area where movies are commonly made? I live right near LA, so yeah.

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Its better to be pissed off than? Dead or itching from a bad case of crabs.

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What movie reminds you of your life story Super Bad. It mainly remindes me of my youth.

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I played the role of "Jake" in the mvie "Evil Dead 2". Any of my fellow ABers ever seen the movie? I loved that movie. In fact I liked that whole series. =)

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In your opinion what major motion picture had the worst ending ? how would you have had it end? White Noise. That movie had my attention till the ending. After that, I was just aggrivated that I sat through two hours of movie for that. I would have ended it any way but that way. Seriously, it's like they sat down and thought up the worst possible ending to a movie.

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What's the best movie you've seen in a theater this year? Slumdog Millionaire. That movie was amazing.

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In movies that contain mirror images how do they film them without the camera appearing in the reflection? Either edit out the camera in post, shoot at a slight angle, or add the effect of a mirror in post. There are probably a lot of different ways of doing it. Those are the three I can think of.

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What equipment and software would I need to make and edit videos? For a very basic setup I would buy a decent miniDV camera and use either Windows Movie Maker or iMovie (both are free with windows or the Mac OS) if you have a Mac. If you want a little bit more of an advanced set up I would buy a very decent miniDVD camera, a small light kit, a boom mic, and either Final Cut Pro or Adobe Premier.

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Ever made a porno? None that I know of.

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How do I enter a screenplay into a contest? Try signing up for www.withoutabox.com. That site is amazing for people wanting to enter film festivals.

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Do you need a degree to be a filmmaker Not at all. A lot of successfull film makers don't have degrees. Kevin Smith actually dropped out of film making school to shoot Clerks.

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What is the best way to spread the word about a new website that boosts people's views on their YouTube channel? There's lots of ways you can do that. If you want to pay, you could get an internet marketing company to get people to visit your site. You could also try printing up business cards with your web address on them. Or just send out a mass E-Mail to all of your friends telling them to visit your site and to tell a friend about it.

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Do you make short films? Post your youtube links. I actually have my own website for that: http://www.jqpentertainment.com/ You can check out some of my stuff in the Shorts section. =)

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SawHAs anyone seen the movie Ghost rider ? it was very good ! WHat does anyone else think ? Has anyone saw the new movie Saw that just came out Saw4 or 5 I didn't really care for Ghost Rider and I havn't bothered to watch anything after Saw 3. I didn't like Saw 3.

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What are some scenes in movies where the actors do something so stupid or a coincidence so stilted that you have to say, "Yeah, right. That's going to happen!"? I think the scene in the most recent Star Wars movie where Anikan is fighting Obi Wan on the lava. Then when Obi Wan walks away Anikan mircausly catches fire when he's like 6 feet from the lava. Of course that didn't happen when they were fighting while balancing on floating lava rocks that put them 6 inches or less from the lava. I wasn't really a fan of Star Wars to begin...

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I am writing a screenplay, and I put in a line, "forgive him for he does not know." Is this copyrighted material? Should I just put the phrase in quotes? You can't really copyright a phrase. That would sort of be like copyrighting the color blue. It's considered public domain.

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Do you think that Saw 4 is going to be a good movie or do you think that it is going to be cheesy? I didn't really care for anything after the second movie.

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I think they should have made a "Jurassic Waterwold Park" movie. Do you have any crazy combo sequel ideas for a movie to share? Titanic Godzilla! =D

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Do you prefer to watch a foreign movie where the translation voice-overs are done with an accent from the native language or purely your language/accent? I don't like voice overs, I prefer subtitles.

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Is cinema an art or a profession? It can be either one of those or both. Depending on the film maker.

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If you could have been live on set during the filming of any movie, what would it have been? Sin City. There's so much stylization in that movie it would be crazy to see how they did it all.

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Would you like to be the star of a movie, or would you prefer to be the director? I would absolutely prefer to direct. I can't act to save my life. I'm a much better director.

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Why does the editing part of movies take so long? It just takes a lot of time to perfect. There's a lot of stuff to work on. There's the actual editing of the film, color correction, audio work, special effects, ect...

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If your significant other were a movie/TV star who had romantic scenes (kissing, nudity, simulated sex, etc.) with others, would it bother you? (Yes, I know it's their "job", but...) It might bother me a little bit, but I would get over it. It's their job, no big deal.

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Would you consider 'acting' in a porn movie if the price was right? If you pay me enough, I'll do just about anything. =P

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Who is your favourite Film Maker? Mine is Mel Gibson. That's tough to say. I like different film makers for different reasons. I think nobody does dialogue better then Kevin Smith. Benicio Del Torro is kind of a well rounded film maker. Every aspect of his films are usually at least good. I always enjoy Quentin Tarintino films.

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I have to make a movie for a school project. I have 1 year to make it and perfect it. It's gonna be a Zombie movie, which is something i like a lot. What programs should i use to make a great film? I'm gonna need to do gun flashes, blood effects, etc. I would go with Adobe After Effects and Adobe Premier, just because they work well together. There are a ton of tutorials on After Effects on this website: http://www.videocopilot.net/ They are great tutorials and are very easy to follow.

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Whats the greatest Alfred Hitchcock film ever made? I have to go with Pyscho. The first time I saw that movie I was amazed just by how good it was.

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I am shooting an independent post-apoctalyptic zombie film. I wanted to know if anyone could give me some advice about special effects when someone gets shot or any other useful tip. Just plan everything out. Know how you want it to look and plan around that, not the other way around.

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I'm fast becoming a "fan" of slow-motion movies, like the one embedded/linked, which shows bullets hitting various objects, shot with a camera that films at a speed of one million frames/second. Isn't it amazing how a high-speed camera can do that? It's an awesome effect if it's used right. I've seen action movies though were it seems like every action sequence is in slow motion and it became a distraction. That's a really cool video though.

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Do you think high visuals and graphics making our movies very unrealistic sometimes? Depends on how they are utilized. Sin City is obviously very unrealistic but I've seen special effects that are put there with the intent on tricking the viewer in to thinking it's real.

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What lines could make great quotes in movies? Mine would be "Hey, you're a famous movie star, could I have your autograph, please?" "Sure, here you... Wait a minute, this is a blank check!" A friend of mine one day upon hearing that he wasn't getting sex that night said "God damn. Captain Winkey has been demoted to First Mate." I thought that would have made a great quote for a raunchy comedy.

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Can you name a film in which the visuals are dominated by one or two colors? Amelie. Green and red everywhere.

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Is there a movie that you have got to like because you *loved* the soundtrack? Usually if I like the soundtrack, I like the movie. I thought The Big Lebowski had a great soundtrack as well as all of The Matrix movies.

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A police officer comes to your door holding papers. Your first thoughts? Shit.

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Who remembers "What's My Line?" Let's play it! We have to guess what each other's occupation is (or whatever occ you choose.) See answer for instructions. Just post an answer with your username and it shall begin. Squirrel Face

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When I say twinkies you say_________? Bleh.

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If i gave you money will the make you happy? (if so for how long?) Depends on how much money we are talking about here. I'm already pretty happy, but a million dollars would greatly improve my mood.

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I beleive the only reason Obama is currently presedent is because of the thrill of him being the first African-American. I dont think the people honestly thought about what he is trying to do for the country. Oppinions? No haters k thnx. I disagree. The majority of the American people wanted something different and they felt like McCain was pretty much a watered down version of Bush. I read an article the other day that said the Republicans have probably screwed themselves out of the next two presidential terms after this one just because Bush was so unpopular. I'm not a Republican and I'm not a Democrat....

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Who are you in the Lord? I think if the lord had a devil and an angel on his shoulder......I would probably be the devil.

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What if there was no such thing as a computer? Positives: Our postal system wouldn't be losing money like crazy. Identity Theft wouldn't exist and if it did, it would be such a rare thing that it would barely matter. Obesity wouldn't be on the rise. We wouldn't have millions of pointless blogs were emo kids have their journalistic period just about everyday. Tila Tequila wouldn't be famous. I wouldn't...

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Is it EGOTISTICAL to say you're "naturally alluring" as opposed to being a flirt!? An ABer needs clarification and he's on the OTHER side of the world and would like to go to sleep!? So an expeditious answer would be appreciated!? I wouldn't think so, but someone else might take it differently.

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Would you let somebody smoke in your car? Nope. I hate the smell of cigarettes.

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This kid a my school wants to fight me im not scared of him but he keeps talking stuff behind my back and I don't want to tell a teacher and I don't want to fight him because I can really hurt him what should I do? I would just completely ignore it. He's doing it to get a reaction out of you. If you hear something just shrug your shoulders, maybe laugh, and go on with your day. If he's not getting a reaction out of you and you don't let it bother you, it just makes him look desperate for attention and bitter. Don't push it to violence, but if he starts a fight with you, defend...

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What was the last website you were on? (besides AB) www.battleofcali.com

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What are the worst Christmas presents you've received? My Mom went through a phase for like 6-7 years, where she would buy me a bathrobe every year. 1. I don't use bathrobes. 2. What the hell would I ever do with that many bathrobes? My sister would always ask if she could have it and I would give it to her. So I suppose it wasn't that bad. My sister seemed to like it.

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What are you buying your boyfriend/girlfriend ,huby or wife for xmas I'm not sure yet. I'll have to talk to her to try and figure it out.

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Do you hate AT&T? If so why/why not? I have no reason to hate them. I have T-Mobile for my phone service. It works for me.

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What is one thing you'd like to have or be that starts with 'R'? Red. It's a really good camera.

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Do people consider you attractive? My girlfriend says I'm hot and I think she's really hot..... That's enough for me. =)

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If you hired a contractor to repair exterior trim on your house which was dry rotted, what would you expect in the way of the general term "repair" used in the contract - just painting over it, or replacing the old wood with new before painting? I would expect that he would replace the wood, but I would be sure to make that clear before he started the job.

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On youtube like 6 or more people have said terrilbe things about my drawings :( what do I do? I tried to not listen to them but more people keeps coming and saying more mean things help!! what do I do? :'( Take them off of youtube, or disable comments.

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Why do so many people refuse to believe in a higher being? Someone could also ask: "Why do so many people believe in a higher being?" It's all the same, depending on the perspective.

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Think of a voice that annoys you. Why does it annoy you? Mainly because I don't like her personality. She's pushy and assumes that everything revolves around getting what she needs.

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Are generals sometimes wrong? Everyone is wrong once in awhile.

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I`ve got a dirty greasy nob what should i polish it with or should i get some one else to do it as it looks hard Is this a serious question or are you making a dirty joke?

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Do women enjoy watching men fight? My sister likes to watch UFC. Does that count?

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Do you use a PC or a laptop? I use a PC and prefer a PC. It seems like you get a lot more bang for your buck with a PC. Laptops are really expensive.

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Is it irresponsible for a father to make his teenage son (who has a driver's license) his designated driver when he goes out drinking with friends? I think it's unwise, but I wanted to know what others thought. I don't think so. Makes sense to me. Teenagers aren't old enough to legally drink. If the Dad has that option of having a safe designated driver and he wants to drink to have a good time, I say why not? As long as the kid isn't uncomfortable with it.

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A judge in Massachusetts ruled that a burrito is not a sandwich...do you agree or disagree? They needed to go to court over that? Jesus, no wonder why our legal system is so behind.

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What's the last job you did for no pay? I made a special effects sort of intro for this guys youtube. It was fun.

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When asked how many people you slept with, do you lie? 11. Nope.

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What would you do if you found a half human half cat person in your house? There's a joke about a big pussy somewhere in there, I just can't find it.

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Do you think that the government is reading your e-mail? I don't know and I don't really care. If the government wants to read my e-mails I'll give them my password and they can go nuts. But really think about it. Do you know how many E-mails are sent per day? Do you realize the kind of man power it would take to read EVERYONES e-mail every day? It's impossible.

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? I point to my crotch all the time.

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Am I over-reacting ? I am furious right now, someone spies on me by putting the camera in my house (not physically), he knows what's he doing. I just learned about it, don't ask me how I knew it, I just did. Who should I talk to so he can stop? .....How does someone put a camera in your house without phsically putting it there?

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Why do men get down on one knee to propose? It goes back to Knights and chivalry and all that. I think they did it back then to sort of show submissivness to the woman. Getting down on both knees is to fully submit to someone, but getting down on one is dedicating half of yourself to the woman while keeping your own self in tact. If the woman says yes, then you both submit to each other. I think.

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If someone greeted you by saying: Jesus loves you! What would you say? "Uhhhh, ok, Thanks."

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I am fat, ugly, short, stupid, and every negative things I could find in myself. Whoever said I am pretty, I think they just wanted to make me happy, they were lying to me. I think I shouldn't have been born. What's wrong with me? You crave attention?

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If a person with a microphone, followed by closely by a guy with a big tv-camera-type-of-thing on his back asked you..., 'what does a slut look like?' what would you say? I would punch him and the camera man in the balls and steal the camera.

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Define zero. It's a skateboard company. http://www.zeroskateboards.com/index.html

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? Baseball bat to his car. If he tries to stop me, then replace "car" with "face."

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Garbage collecting day, how many garbage cans do you take out? Our cans are given to us by the city. One is for recycling and the other is just for trash. I take out 2 about every other week and usually they aren't even close to being full.

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Do any young people still go to Church (even when their parents don't make them/don't go with them)? I know some young people that go to church on their own. So yeah, I'm sure they are out there.

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Have you ever thrown anything at a TV screen? Just a sock.

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Can you think of a word that ends in, "ican"? Pelican.

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Here he comes to save the day! If you could utilize Mighty Mouse's services for just one day, what would you have him do for you? I would have him build a giant slide that would somehow take me all the way from my house to work. Not sure how that would work, but whatever.

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Good Chuck Norris jokes? They used to be called the Virgin Islands, but then Chuck Norris visited them, so now they are just The Islands.

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What happens at a bacheloer party Depends on the group of guys. Most of the ones I have been to have gone like this: 1. Guys get drunk. 2. Stripper(s) shows up. 3. Stripper(s) leaves with all of the guys money. 4. Guys drink more. 5. Wake up the next morning feeling shallow and broke. I've also been to ones where a bunch of guys just sit around playing poker or some lame shit like that. I've been to others...

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Does the Olive Garden suck? Depends on the occassion. I wouldn't recommend it for an aniversary or something like that, but for a night out, I think it's fine. They have really good bread sticks.

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Do you think i have a crush on you ? :P I hope not. My girlfriend is quit, but I feel like her aggressive side could come out at any time and without warning.

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What do you say to the traffic police when they pull you over for speeding? Nothing, I just politely offer up my drivers license/registration/proof of insurance and respond with just "yes sir" or "no sir." I'm always respectful. I've gotten out of 3 tickets. And honestly, the fact that they didn't give me a ticket actually made me more cautious then if they had given me one. Every time, I've felt lucky and vowed to never...

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Elvis couldnt possibly still be alive.........right? Anythings possible.

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Will We Die On 2012? I don't know. Don't care either. Not much I can do about it if I am. Might as well live on.

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No guns = no gun deaths. How hard is that to understand? I mean, if there were no guns on the planet, sure I could understand that. But that's probably not going to happen.

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Do you like TV? Yeah, but I mainly watch movies.

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What is the longest time your cat has stayed outdoors? Roughly 3 days. She does what she wants.

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Who would win in a fist fight: You or me? I'm not sure, but I fight dirty. I'll throw dirt in your eyes, bite, whatever I have to do really to take you down. =P

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What would your last words like to be before you die? Probably "Hey Hey Hey! Watch this!"

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Jack_____________? Off.

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Who wouldn't you mind being stalked by? I always wondered what would happen if you hired two private detectives to monitor each other. Anyway, I'll go with the PC answer here and say, my girlfriend. =P

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And just why have you not made your bed yet today? I don't care enough. I'm the only person that goes in to my room.

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Will you give the training of fire arms to your children? I'm not a big gun person. I don't own any and don't plan on buying any. But I could see that being important. Better for them to know then not to know I suppose. Just in case they are ever in a situation where there is a gun. At least give them the basics of how to handle a gun safely.

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So what's YOUR opinion on those "itsy bitsy", "teeny weenie" SMART CARS? Not for me, but if other people like them, that's cool. I can see it being perfect for like the little old lady that just drives the supermarket 3 times a week or something like that.

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What happened on the worst ever date you were on? She was a bitch and I didn't like her.

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If there is a limit to giving people points, why can't there be a limit to how many downrates people can give someone else in one week? I think there is a limit to how many times you can downrate a person per week.

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Best show on television? Dexter. I can't get enough of that show. I've passed along the season 1,2, & 3 seasons around my office and have pretty much gotten everyone addicted to it.

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Have you ever been the victim of a hate crime? No. But one time this guy told me to "stay white" when I was like 11. Even at 11 I thought to myself "What the hell does that mean? Kind of don't have a choice in the matter, do I?"

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If you could be a successful professional in any field, what would it be (or if you are, what is it)? Film maker. I'm working on it, but this damn short film just refuses to be done.

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How often do you give negative ratings on AB? The thing is, its not meant to disagree with someone, its used to determine helpfulness, and time spent answering the Q sincerely. I got a - rating simply because someone doesn't agree with what I'm saying. Who cares? It's not like these points buy you anything or have any value what so ever. Besides, you'll probably make up that negative point rating in like a minute. No big deal, nothing to worry about.

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Name one unforgettable moment world history I would have to say 9/11. My Dad worked/works in Washington, my Aunt worked in the twin towers. I'm in California. Both of them were fine, but that call I got from a friend early that morning when it happened, I'll never forget. The sight of my Mom standing in the living room starring at the TV in absolute horror and shock is also something I'll never forget. And the 3...

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What weight loss programs DON'T work? I think Atkins is a bunch of horseshit. Just looking at it, it looks like a terrible idea. It will make you lose weight, but you won't keep it off. I think what people need is a lifestyle adjustment. Use common sense when eating and exercise daily.

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If your loved one turned into a zombie would you be able to shot them? That would be tough, but I think I would be able to do it.

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Is weight loss an obsession? If so how can people manage the urge to loss lots of weight? Based on the US statistics of overweight adults, I don't think it's a problem for too many people. But if it's a problem for someone then it's a mental issue and they should probably seek professional help immediatly.

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Does anyone else think that breast milk is disgusting, would you drink an ounce for 100 dollars? An ounce? Sure, why not. It won't kill me.

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Are you getting Windows 7? I'm probably going to have to buy a new computer sometime next year. I'll probably buy one with Windows 7. I hear it's really good.

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When was your last first kiss? My girlfriend, February 18th, 2009. Our first date. My first first kiss was like in 1998.

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Name one thing a woman likes to hear "Yes dear." :smile/nod:

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You are walking behind someone who is "visually-challenged." He accidentally drops a FIFTY-DOLLAR bill, but doesn't realize it. What do you do? Tap him on the shoulder and give it back to him.

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Ive been with my boyfriend for 7 months now and love him with all my heart and he loves me too . I am really to get engaged . do you think its too soon? Do you live with him yet? If not, I would recommend that as the first step.

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What did you eat for breakfast? A Parfait. Yougurt, fruit, and granola.

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Would you rather have needles for leg hair, or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch). I'll go with the flares out of my nose. That's kind of a cool trick and I can control that.

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What would be a gift that you wouldn't bother to wrap? A puppy. Wouldn't really work anyway.

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Do men ever discuss their relationships problems with eachother? Me and my friends do. But we are all kind of weird, so I don't know if that can be said about other groups of guys.

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I just received a facebook email from an ex who I haven't heard from in ten years. She still seems to be hung up on our past relationship, is there any reply that would help her move on or is any response after this much time the wrong signal? "So, the other day I found out that I got the herpes."

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What is your favorite thing made 'just for a man'? An athletic cup. It protects three of my best friends when I'm being active. =P

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If a girl tells you to call her after 9:00, when after 9:00 or whats a good time to call after nine? I think you are overthinking this a bit. Call when you can and don't stress about it.

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What is God's True name? According to the movie Airheads, Lemmy.

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This is the last time I will ever__________? Drink. I ended up stepping on my friends girlfriends face and pulling my groin when trying to run with someone on my back. Which ended up giving me a hernia.

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Has any one ever saved you from yourself? Yeah. Just recently actually. I have a hard time focusing sometimes. I sort of mentally run around in circles. A friend of mine focused me and now I know what to do.

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When is the wrong time to kiss :) During a gynocology examination or colinoscopy.

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What famous person do YOU think is SO HOT? Selma Blair. :happy shiver:

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If you saw someone with blue hair what would you think? I would think it's awesome.

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What things should you never say to a person who is getting over being cheated on? "Did you ever go down on her? Ewwww, what if you did it right after she had sex with that other guy? That would mean you indirectly had some guys penis in your mouth."

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My X said she was allergic to sex, Is that Possible? Your X is a whore.

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Someone asked, "Are there really ghosts around us?" ! I answered, "Y-E-SSSSSSS!" ! Someone then DRed me!!!!! What the HELL does THAT person know?????????? Ya KNOW!!!!! There just MAY be ghosts! In fact . . . . . .I've seen EVIDENCE of it! So what? Meh, who cares? It's just one DR. You've probably already more then doubled it with the points you got from this question.

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If you were made the ruler of the world, all people bowing down to you w/out any opposition, what would be the first thing you would do and why? Make everyone dress like bunnies. Just cause I could.

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North _____. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? North, Peter is a porn star.

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Who are you thinking of right this minute? Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks. I'm going to the game tonight and I was wondering if he's going to score a goal or not.

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Should maria shriver be cited for breaking cell phone law? More importantly should she be scrutinized on the internet and on TMZ for doing so? Probably not. Sigh, I hate TMZ. Seriously? Do we really need to know that Maria Shriver talks on her cell phone in the car? Who gives a shit? Tell me if she's going to run me over with her car, that I'll care about. But, this has absolutely no effect on my everyday life.

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New airport scanner to show people naked; is this a violation of privacy or necessary to stop terrorist attacks? Meh, whatever. If they want to see my naked, I don't care. I'm not sure it's necessary though.

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You'll never guess what I just ate? Duck vagina?

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Who is the hottest answerbag user? Probably me. But only for about 10 seconds last night after I burned my hand with a pot of boiling water.

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Why do we suffer witches to live when God specifically said not to? If God told you that personally I would question your sanity. If the bible says that then: the bible isn't law and probably rightfully so. Seeing as how this is a world of many religions and beliefs and basing law off of 1 belief would be really stupid.

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New York Eagle Scout Suspended From School for 20 Days for Keeping Pocketknife in Car. What do you think about it? Does the punishment fit the crime? Shit, I'd cut myself at work if they would suspend me for 20 days. =P No, that doesn't fit.

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What does it mean when your ex still won't talk to you after two years and work together? That you screwed up. Big time. At least that's what he's thinking.

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The search engine I prefer, "dogpile" has disappeared from my desk top. When I click on the start tab, it is not there either. How can I get "dogpile" back? On IE, go to www.dogpile.com then go to File-Send-Shortcut to Desktop.

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What's the most you have spent on food for yourself for a single meal? I spent like $27 once at Taco Bell. I was kind of impressed with myself on that one. =P

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Have you ever turned down using drugs in front of a group of peers? Sure, all the time. Seriously, it's no big deal. It's not like they all look at you weird or anything.

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Blow up the "North Pole" on the moon, we will find water there. Does that sound like someone you want driving America? Who gives a shit? No matter what they could do to the moon it will have little to no effect on our everyday lives.

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If you could have a license to do any one thing, no questions asked, what would it be for? Sex in public.

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Do you personally know a famous person and who? I met the enforcer for the Ducks, George Parros. =)

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All right guys, Their have been several questions on here about breast size, so I want to know, Do you think 36D boobs, on a girl 5'51/2" tall, 107 to 110 #, is TO big or TO small or JUST right. Seriously, I want to know. Because my B/F likes them. Meh, not for me. I like women who resemble rails. But if your boyfriend likes them, that's cool.

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What do you say when you screw up something or when you hurt yourself? "fuck."

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Could you make love to your s/o every day for a month? You know, I've never tried, but yeah, I think so.

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I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please. I guess it depends on why you don't date them. If you don't date them because you're just not attracted to other races then I think that's fine. Everyone has their own tatstes.

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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings? False. I don't like candy.

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What is the worst technology flop of all time? Th Iomega Zip/Jazz Drive. Those things sucked. They sold millions of them and every once in awhile they would just randomly corrupt all of your data. These things sold for like 3 years before a class action law suite was filed.

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Whats the worst thing you can say or do right after a woman gives birth? Look, I know we can't have intercourse for like awhile, but how about a blow job?

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According to research Bisexuality does not exist in Men and in most Women. Now should we believe people who are paid millions of dollars to study the human mind, and who have degrees in psychology; or should we believe the everyday individuals? Who cares? If people want to be bisexual, let them be bisexual. Does it really matter if some scientist or whoever argues weather it's possible or not?

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Is making my bed every morning a waste of time? Do you make your bed everyday? Meh, if you like a made up bed then it's not a waste of time at all. I'm not sure what the hell I do when I'm sleeping, but somehow the blanket and sheets always end up all over the place. So usually, I don't bother.

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Whats the fastest way to start an argument with you? I don't know if there is a fast way to start an argument with me. I'm pretty easy going and I hate to argue.

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Why cant i squirt? i heard that all girls can squirt. i have tried, but with no success. help. i am single and i need to know how to squirt. my girlfriend does it alot and im jealous. :-( I don't know. Maybe try not having sex or masturbating for a long period of time. Then rub one out. Might work.

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Guys: A girl invites you over to her house to watch a movie. Are you expecting sex? Meh, not really expecting it, but if I like her and it happens, cool. Not now though, I'm in a relationship.

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Anybody want anything from southern California? Well, I live in Southern California. So I'm good.

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Have you ever been on a NUDE BEACH? Nope. I never really had an interest in going.

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What do women like in bed My girlfried seems to just want something to hug. I'm pretty much a glorified pillow that's more of a pain in the ass.

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After giving some wisecrack answers to some questions and receiving some d-rates for them, am I just asking for it or has the humor become lost? Meh, whatever, just say what you want to say. If people don't like it, eff em.

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Do you think this dude will still get his 72 doe eyed virgins in Islamic paradise? *he should at least get a homely one as a consolation prize! I don't see what the big deal is about 72 virgins anyway. Every guy that's been with a virgin knows that it's really not all that great. They stumble around, have no clue what to do, and it hurts them. Which for me, call me crazy, is a bit of a turn off. Not to say that virgins are bad, but not really the ideal sex partners.

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Does anyone have a cat that comes when s/he is called? Is there any way to teach a cat to come when her/his name is called? I thought my cat to sit and sit up. We are working on laydown. The thing with a cat is, they have to be able to see their reward the entire time. If they lose sight of it for even a split second they will lose intrest and wonder off. I would just have a bag of treats and keep making the cat come to you, rewarding him/her everytime. I think eventually they will get it and you'll be...

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I guess if I had a boyfriend I wouldn't be so insecure. Sometimes I think I'll never connect with someone. I hate that bullshit about acting a certain way to get a guy. Like when Cosmo says to do this and that. Advice please? You have to be happy alone before you can be happy with someone else. Meh, just be yourself when you finally think you're ready. Think about it. Lets say you put on this fake persona and you meet someone that you like. The guy falls for you and about 3 weeks later he figures out that it wasn't really you. He feels lied to and breaks up with you. If you are yourself and he falls...

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Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink. The same thing with two thumbs that loves bjs. :points to self with thumbs: This Guy! =P

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Did you here about the 12 kids that got arrested at salem high school the other day for drinking? Nope. Sounds pretty standard though. High school kids drink. Drinking at school, is a little bit rarer, but it doesn't really surprise me.

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What is a good ingredient that will give a bland goulash a little more kick? I would think maybe garlic or onions.

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I just transferred a bunch of old songs from my external hard drive to my new laptop. After converting them into iTunes it looks like I now have doubles of everything, why did it duplicate? iTunes sucks. iTunes uses a special format that only works on it and on iPods. If you have an MP3 that you want to bring in to iTunes it first has to convert it to the iTunes/iPod format (I think it's .M4A or something.). The file is usually roughly the same size as the MP3. So, if you have 2 gigs of music that you want to put on your iPod or bring in to iTunes it becomes 4 gigs of...

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Have you *yet* received a ticket or moving violation in the mail from a traffic camera? No, but a friend of mine did. It was kind of hilarious, they sent him the picture and everything.

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Does it bother you when you are being ignored by someone texting someone else while in your presence? That's one of my pet peeves actually. I hate it when I'm trying to have a conversation with someone while they are texting someone else. I usually just stop talking if they do that and do something else. Sometimes they actually get pissed about that. Which I find kind of ironic and funny.

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Would you like me to give you a short future reading from some angel guidance cards? Sure, go for it.

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True story: What would you do if a friend showed up to your house and pulled out a quarter pound of cocaine, and a bunch of other narcotics all bagged up individually, and then asked what they should do with them? "You should get them the fuck out of my house, that's what you should do with them."

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Has anyone seen the student protest videos where students are kidnapped by the police? Watch the police take people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-TqMDthnEo Uhmmm no. That sounds like they are being arrested to me.

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What movie (or even tv show) were you like, these writers must of been on some good drugs when they made this. My Neighbor Totorro. It's an anime. I saw it one night on Showtime and I thought I was dreaming. I thought noothing this strange could actually be real.

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What's the most stupid thing you've ever done "just to see if it would hurt"? I strapped an electric dog collar to my leg and gave the remote to my friends. It hurt.

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When I asked, "I am God prove me wrong" why did the most violent response (shooting+running me over with a car) get the most points? Why did no Christian say, "This is out of line"? What does this say about the Christians on AB? Meh, whatever. If it makes you feel better, your question got more points then his answer.

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Who was your idol growing up? Evil Kinevil ....Stop laughing! I'm serious! =P .....Yeah, I got hurt a lot.

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I said somethin offensive on AB and was DR 3pts, now I wanna flag my answer as offensive to be UR 5pts. How can I? :) I'll give you 5, just because that's pretty funny. =P

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Can you complete the sentence: I have a really big _________. I have a really big grin on my face after thinking about all the dirty possibilities this question has. =P

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Has anyone heard that the Post Office is in financial ruin..Another government run program on the brink of bankrupties...and they want to give us health care..What are your thoughts? I think the post office is going under because of E-Mail. E-Mail is basically free, much faster, and easier. I'm not really sure how I feel about standardized health care. At least health care isn't something that will ever go out of style. People will always get sick, no matter what happens. As far as my thoughts on standardized healthcare itself. I think if done right it...

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How do i know if i'm strait or gay Uhmmmm I don't know. If you have to ask, maybe you are bi?

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Does anyone on answerbag have a sense of humor? Say the funniest thing you can think of. Everything I say is true. Punch yourself in the face, it will feel good. .......What have we learned? =P Also, a joke: A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify...

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Do you like talking on the phone? Not really. I like to keep my phone conversations brief.

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My Gf said she would put pink streaks in her hair but she put blue in instead! What shoudl I do? Fucking take your panties off and deal with it like a man. Say it looks great and move on.

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Another ABer's question sparked this...Do you know your s/o or spouse's passwords and/or codes for emails, phones, personal devices and accounts? Should you know them? No and no. Once in awhile I will peak over her shoulder at her text messages. But only when she is laughing at something. I trust her and she trusts me. We don't need to check each others E-Mails and what not.

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You have 3 wishes,but they cant be for money,what are they? I would wish that the next two wishes could be used for money, then I would wish for the ability to jump really really high (like over skyscrappers and stuff) and all the film making equipment I would need to make a really awesome movie. I wouldn't wish for money, but damn it, it's the principal of the matter. No bitch ass genie or wish master or what ever tells me what I can and...

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My gf (well now EX girlfriend) broke into my apt. the other night, ransacked the place, and put bleach on some of my clothes. My phone battery had died while I was at a buddy's watching football. She thought I was with another woman. What should I do? I say you have sex with her Mom. That'll teach her. =P

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What would you do if the swat team knock down your door while you were sleeping? I've been pulled over by the SWAT team before and for some reason, my 1st instict was to throw my hands in the air.

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What is a stereotype about gay men that is mostly untrue? That they are feminine and weak. I've had friends that are gay and they aren't like that.

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A man said to me that he thinks all women are prostitutes, what would you think about this particular person? I think he's probably pretty broke in that case.

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If two girls walked up to you and asked you to kiss their asses, what would you say? "No." Thank you, I'll be here all night.

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Whats the wackyest name you could come up with for an animal? hmmm i wanna hear :P soo bring it haha XD My Cat's name is Dog. My girlfriend used to have a cat named Captain Wonderfull. She said they named him that, because he was the dumbest cat on the planet. He would get lost in the kitchen.

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I didn't think this up myself, but shouldn't someone have to pass a urine test to GET a welfare check, because I have to pass one to EARN IT for them? Your thoughts on this? That makes sense to me. It kind of sucks for the government supports other peoples bad habits.

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I have a teenage son that has stolen from me, his sister, bother and grandmother. I let him back in, but then he was caught taking items out of my garage. He wants to come here and stay for his Bday. What do I do? Why was it an issue that he was taking item out of the garbage? I don't get it. If you were throwing it away, why was it a big deal for him to take it? Edit: Nevermind, I see now that's it garage. Yeah, that sucks. I forgive easialy. I would let him back in, but that's just me.

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What is the coollest trick u tought ur dog? I thought my cat whose named Dog to sit and sit up. We are working on lay down, but she's a cat, so she doesn't really care about pleasing me.

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All the guys i hangout with r str8 and don't know am gay. why do str8 guys always touch me and feel on me/ initiate conv? does it have to do with me being good looking? they tell me am gorgeous. how do u think they'll react if they one day find out am gay Just an opinion, but those guys don't sound straight. Me and my straight friends don't tell each other that we are gorgeous.

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I've tried and tried anyone ever successfully quit smoking and can give some advice or tips on how to beat it please please? I've heard that sun flower seeds can work. Whenever you feel like going outside to smoke, just take a bag of sun fllower seeds with you instead.

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If we met at a bar and you bought me a drink of your choice, what would it be? Water. It saves me the cash and is much healthier for you. Plus, buying you a drink just demeans both of us. "Hey! Let me buy some of your time to see if you like me or not!" It demeans you, because that's borderline prostitution and it demeans me because it's sort of pathetic from my end. You're welcome for looking out for your well being and character btw....

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What's something YOU think that most men like, but most women don't like? Hockey and blowjobs.

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107 year old woman looking for husband number 23. Are you never too old for love or should granny be taking it easy now at her age? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090914/tod-107-year-old-malaysian-woman-seeks-2-a2ed10f.html Husband number 23? Wow, she's not easy to get along with, is she? Either that or she's killing her husbands and collecting on life insurance. Neither would surprise me.

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Is it bad that I take pictures of people walking down the street and then post them online (Flickr) while commenting on their outfits? (I do not post faces) If they are negative comments, I think that's sort of pretencious. If they are good comments, meh, I see nothing wrong with it, but I'm sure there is some sort of legal issue with that.

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If you could marry your Best Friend (of the opposite sex) would you? Nope. I love her, but not like that.

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Can a Soda Tax really curb obesity epidemic? I don't know. Probably not. There are serveral factors that cause obesity. Soda is pretty bad for you though. It contains a lot of high fructose corn syrup and sugar. Sugar is bad enough but high fructose corn syrup is horrible for you. It's a sweetener made in a lab. So your body doesn't quite know how to digest it, so it gets stored as fat. I have had friends give up...

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What would you choose to be your last meal? 3 pounds of laxatives. If they're taking me, some miserable bastard is going to have to clean up one hell of a mess.

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Where in the bible does it say that father and daughter, mother and son, brother and sister should not marry or consumate? Do you really need a bible quote to justify not sleeping with your sister or other immediate family?

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Ladies: if you could get pregnant right now would you? Guys if you found out your S/O was pregnant would it be a good thing? Absolutely not. We are both in sort of a transitional phase. We couldn't support a child.

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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong? Of course I can, because my cat is God. If you can be God so easialy, then it can be taken away from you easialy. You're claim holds just as much ground as mine. =)

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Who wants to go to Knott's Scary Farm with me? Sure, why not? =)

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Have you ever spanked your animal? I slapped my cat off of the kitchen counter once. I actually didn't mean to. She jumped on the counter and I went to sort of shoo her away. The moron ran right in to my hand as I was trying to scare her off. Smacked her right on the side of the face and sent her flying off of the counter in to the kitchen table. Luckily, cats always land on their feet.

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How do you feel about Kanye West's interruption at last night's Mtv awards show? (video inside) Meh, screw it. No REAL harm done. Everyone knows that Kanye West is sort of an egotistical tool. That just further cemented that. The fact is, Taylor Swift won and that's that.

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Obama declared today a day of service (and remembrance)... may I please get an effin break! Does this guy have no shame? .....What should he declare it as? I'm not sure what you're offended about. I can't see how anyone Democrate or Republican would find that offensive.

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Why are there so many Michael Jackson haters out there? All those child molestation trials might have something to do with it.

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If half a chicken could lay half an egg in half a minute, How many days would it take a pegged leg monkey to squeeze the juice out of a warped pickle? Purple monkey dishwasher.

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About time! Our very helpful friend and great Answerbagger BigDaddyBS has become our newest Community Leader. Would you please help me in giving him a warm welcome to the "job"? Well done, and good luck! Awesome, congrats man. =)

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What was the first beer you drank? What age were you? I think I was 15 and I had a Bud Light.

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You are locked in a room with three cute puppies and will not be allowed to leave until you choose one to adopt. What factors will help you make your choice? (Assume they are all purebred, from the same litter.) I would take a treat, place it under a sheet, and see which one figures out how to get it first. The one that does is probably the smartest and easiest to train.

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What is your least popular opinion in regards to the rest of AB? On what issue do you stand alone or with a very few? Hard to say. I'm a big advocate of cursing though. But I think that's more of a 50/50 sort of a thing.

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What did you not get around to do this summer? I wanted to take more hockey lessons. That didn't work out so well.

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We have Dunkin Donuts commercials in California but we don't even have any locations here, at least not in the greater Los Angeles area, why do they bother having commercials? They are huge on the East Coast. Every person I've talked to who has moved from New York has said they miss Dunkin Donuts. Apparently you can get a giant cup of coffee for like $1 or something. Maybe they are planning to expand in to this area.

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Am I loud and clear or am I breaking up? Rise Against?

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Drinking something hot on a hot day: does it keep you cool? Bleh, not at all. When it's really hot, I like to drink the coldest thing I can find.

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Im makeing a new AB account. I want to start from the begining. So say goodbye to Luckyme? :) Huh, interesting. Later man. =)

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If you only had enough money to buy three things at the grocery store what would they be? Tobassco Sauce, a bottle of wine, and one of those enviornment friendly bags. When I got the counter I would purchase the items, then turn right around. I would then throw the tobassco sauce in the cashiers eyes, hit him over the head with the bottle of wine, and then I would put all of the cashier money in to the envoirnmentally friendly grocery bag. Then I would have money to buy more...

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I get sick and tired of seeing public announcements with hollywood telling us to pledge to obama,or give us their political views.Do you care what hollywood has to say about politics?If Aston Kutcher says to back obama,then it must be right huh?LOL I never really understood that myself. I don't really care who actors are voting for. Just tell me about your next movie and walk away from the interview.

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Someone at work said to me the other day, "She has the personality of a brick." It occurred to me that bricks get laid, regularly. Do you know any other sayings that make no sense? "You want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuckin duh, what else are you going to do with cake? Stare at it?

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If you woke up one morning and found yourself 200lb larger what would be your frist thoughts? words? "What the hell?"

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I'm 20 years old and going on my first ever camping trip. like serious, outdoor, in a tent, campfire cooking camping. any advice from seasoned campers? thanks. every little bit helps. Bring bug spray. If you see a deer, don't walk up and pet it. I know they look nice, but those bastards can be mean.

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What's a question no one or very few want to answer? Who would you rather have sex with? Your mother, your father, or Hitler?

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What does your life revolves around? Your kids, your work. etc.? Right now? My house. Making a mortage payment every month.

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In the army you can __________? Do exactly what someone else tells you to.

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Would you scream or stay calm if you were abducted by aliens? Why scream, who would hear you?

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War veterans that come home and speak out against war... Do you think bad of them? Not at all. They probably know more about it then anyone else.

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People love giving points, and its nice to receive a thank you or a smile, do you acknowlege your points? Not really. But I don't really pay that much attention to points. I've turned my point notifications off and I don't really pay attention to them.

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Health or meat-alternative benefits aside, does anybody ever CRAVE tofu? I'm craving now that you mentioned it just now.

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I'm 14 years and i,m five foot nine inches tall.is there anyway i could grow shorter.i am agirl.and i have very big lips is there anything i can do to reducethe size of my lips I don't think anyone or anything on this planet could "grow" shorter. I wouldn't really worry about it. Women tend to grow faster then men women can get away with being tall.

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I was goin thru a question nd i was asked wat my IQ was.but i rilly dont know how to check my IQ. ......Too easy.

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I have a small boobs (B) or (AA), and Iam not very happy with it...any support plz? As a man, I can honestly say that I prefer small boobs to big ones.

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What is the polite thing to do when a girl in a skirt or shorts is walking up the stairs in front of you? I try to keep my eyes down on the steps, is this normal? That's usually what I do or I'll just concentrate on the back of her head. Unless it's my girlfriend, then I stare like hell and make her aware of it. Usually by saying something like "I'm totally starring at your ass right now."

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Have you ever Killed an Animal? I killed a duck by mistake when I was younger. I hadn't figured out yet that you can't pick up ducks by the neck. I was really little. I also used to feed baby mice to a lizard that I had. Circle of life, what can I say?

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Looking for a BMW FLAG , BMW BANNER BMW POSTER with logo? for the garage help!!? that would be great if you guys could find one...I art.com has a bunch: http://www.art.com/gallery/id--b14651/bmw-posters.htm I also found this flag on EBay: http://cgi.ebay.com/BMW-Car-Flag-------3ft-by-5ft---------BMW-Poster_W0QQitemZ180392919233QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090804?IMSfp=TL090804169007r16383

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What would a world without men be like? Probably very lesbian.

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Is it possible to die from too many orgasms? I don't know, but I intend to find out. =P

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Do you believe in diets as a whole? Or do you think it's really about adopting a whole new EATING HABIT? Why or why not? I honestly, don't believe in diets. You have to permanently change your life style if you want to keep weight off.

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Well for eight years we had freedom of Speech and now Obama seeks to silence it with a Czar how will we be able to stop his plan? Political posts crack me up. When Bush got elected, Democrates were coming up with the same propoganda BS. Dude, it's all the same. When a president gets elected, %49 of the US population thinks the other %51 is all a bunch of retards that are going to destroy our great nation. If this were the case, our country would have been destroyed long ago. If we can survive bush for 8 years,...

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What is worse, eating a bunch sugar or saturated fat? I would think it would be fat. If it's natural sugar, your body can process it faster.

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Would anyone like 2 help me thank the TROLL who felt it there duty 2 punish me, because he obviously didn’t agree with a comment I posted. How great of him 2 take the time 2 DR as many of my questions & answers as he could. I don't want to thank him, he sounds like a prick. =P

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Who here likes the saw films? I thought everything after the 2nd one got worse and worse.

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In my Bible study class, we had a lively discussion about God as an intelligent creator vs. life just happened, then evolved. It left me wondering how I can resolve the religion vs. science issue in my mind. Any suggestions? Ok, you get a football field and 21 cows. You paint half of the football field red and the other half of it blue. You get each side of the argument to pick a color. You put the cows on the field. Which ever side has more shit on it by the end of a time span of 14 hours agrees to shut the hell up about it for all of eternity.

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Am I stupid to post how much money in total I have in my profile name?I mean this is just Internet,we will never meet in real life,is it still risky?I'll update it every time after I earned or spent. I just do it for fun and it serves as statistic for me. I don't really see the point of it, but whatever.

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If I told you I had a "ploughman's" for lunch, would you have any idea what I am talking about? Sounds like the title of a gay porno.

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Do you have my money? LOL No I don't have your money, but I'm working the corner tonight to get it. =P

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What does the "L" in "The L Word" stand for? Labia.

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My twin daughters are 22. They both have a job. My husband and I are struggling to make ends meet. I have asked my daughters to help pay the utitilies and help buy food for the houe. They refuse. What am I to do. I told them if they cant help pay bills t Start selling all of their shit on Craigs List. Be very honest with no remorse if they ask where their stuff went. Phrases like "I don't give a shit" go a long way in situations like this. When they complain, this would probably be the proper response.

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Ever try making bread? Yes, me and my girlfriend made some about 2 weeks ago.

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Do I know your Sister? It's possible. That's happened like 3-4 times with me and my sister. She knows someone that I happen to know. It's very weird.

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If you were Peter Piper what would you pick Marajuana. It's probably way more profitable then that pickled peppers bullshit.

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Why aren't my answers showing up now? Because you touch yourself. =P

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Are you an alcoholic? Do you still drink? I havn't had a single drop in over 2 years.

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Would it be fun to hang out with you? Not today, stuf is being stupid today and I'm not in the mood to interact with people.

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Can you name any horror movies in which a cat is integral to the plot? First one that comes to mind is Pet Cemetery.

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You're conscious for up to 7 seconds after decapitation. What would your last thoughts be? ....I'll miss boobs.

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At a desert oasis, A and B decide independently to murder C. A poisons C's canteen, and later B punches a hole in it. C dies of thirst. A argues that C never drank the poison. B claims that he only deprived C of poisoned water. Who's guilty? Why did C die of thirst if he was at an oasis? C is guilty of being a dumb ass who can't find water at an oasis.

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This guy who I told off called me after a month. I missed the call then called him back. He didn't respond or call me back. What's his deal? I told him not to call me anymore. Maybe he thought he called someone else and left you a message by mistake. I've done that before. I wrote a text message to a girl I thought was a girl who I had just met, and it turned out it was a girl I had already gone on a date with who told me she didn't want to date me anymore because I was too nice, happy, and honest. She responded to my text message with "Alright,...

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What is the farthest distance (in miles, km, hours, days, etc.) you have travelled to watch a sporting event? Over 2000 miles. I flew from California to Buffalo to see the Buffalo Sabres play the Anaheim Ducks with my Dad who's a Sabres fan. I'm a Ducks Fan and my Dad is a Sabres fan. It was pretty awesome. He also flew here once to see the Buffalo Sabres play the Ducks at the Honda center. =)

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Have you ever been to a Pizza farm? Can't say that I even know what that is.

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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words? Meh, you have a right to your opinion. Hate all you want though, it's not going to change anything.

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My roommate left her belongings in our apartment which she no longer pays for, what do I do about her belongings?Are they now mine? I sold my old room mates stuff on Craigs List. What I couldn't sell got thrown in a dumpster behind a supermarket.

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Is cyber-sex legal with a minor? I imagine it is.

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Who can guess what I was thinking about when some dick wad put me in the penalty box? Asking this question?

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Is it hypocritical when a woman who still lives with her parents refuses to date a man who still lives with his? Yeah. Of course I can see her logic in that. Where would they have sex if they both lived with their parents?

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Carano vs Cyborg Before that fight I would have said Carano, but apparently Cyborg.

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FOr those of you who work in an office, about how far away (in feet, yards, meters, etc.) is your desk/cubicle from your boss' office? Roughly 10 feet.

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Is raunchiness in a woman sexy? Sometimes, if it's part of their personality and it's funny.

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Which was better: The Ghostbuster movies or the Ghostbuster cartoons? The movies.

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I work as a desk receptionist at a hotel, and we're "supposed to" say good morning or some kind of greeting to all guests each time they pass the desk. You as a guest, would you get annoyed by it? Meh, no. That's nothing to get annoyed about.

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I was@a family gathering&I brought my BF. After telling him all the awaful stuff that my sister had done 2 me he still said hi to her.I dont know if it was because he was saying hi to every1 but I would perfer him not 2talk2 her. should I b upset w/him Next time you see him, you kick him right in the baby makers. Eff that guy in the face for being polite. Tell him next time, he should slap her in the face and call her a stupid whore.

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What should you do if your friend asks her small dog to sit on your couch and you don't allow pets on your furniture? Tell that bitch to get her bitch off my couch. =P

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What would you do if you found the wallet of your next-door neighbor who you hated? Slip it through their mail slot or leave it in their mail box.

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What was your clue that school is back in session, all the homework questions on ab or something else? My girlfriend lives about an hour from where I live and about 45 minutes from where I work. Sometimes I'll leave her place in the morning to go to work. Well, that 45 minutes has now become an hour and 20 minutes. For some reason, traffic is really bad in the mornings when schools are open.

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Have you ever wondered what IS Victoria's secret? ;) Her secret is all that sexy ass langerie.

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When is it a good time to "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT"? When riding on a motor cycle. Don't want to catch any flies.

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What do you consider what fun is? Making short films. We are constantly joking around and just having a good time. When it's all done, we have something to show off. It's almost like having a party with something to show afterwards. I post them on my website too: www.jqpentertainment.com/video In fact, I just posted an out takes reel that shows how much fun we have. =)

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Do you really believe that God cares if someone is gay? I don't really care if a person is gay, straight or, other. What God cares about is a mystery to me.

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I recently reached level 9 on AB and then conspicuously asked two questions that bumped me to level 10 in a matter of minutes. Have I no shame? Ahhhh the good old days, when two answers or questions could raise you 2-3 levels. It gets tougher as your level increases.

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If Jesus was an AB'er what do you think his username and avatar would look like? "Jesus Christ!" would be his name and his avatar would be a Darwin fish with a bullet hole in its head. Either that, or it would be Anonymous and then he would get downrated or mistaken for a spamer.

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True or False: You eat out (at a restaurant) more than 3 days a week. False. I usually cook something at home.

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What food do you not like?(Give a reason please.) Cauliflower, it's a stupid food. It smells horrible, has a horrible texture, and tastes like stupid.

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Have you hugged your cat, today? Nope. I havn't even seen her. She's sort of like a teenager at this stage in her life. So we have a love/hate relationship.... She's a little bastard.

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Which was better: Beetlejuice, the movie or Beetlejuice, the cartoon? That movie is a classic. Even though I enjoyed it, there's no way the cartoon could even compare.

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When you were little, what cereal do you remember enjoying? Cheerios. I used to eat tons of that stuff when I was little.

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It's a known fact that Pro Wrestling is Fake (at least the fighting of it is ) its more of a stunt /gymnastic show so why does it stay so popular making all that money? Meh, I think people watch it for the storyline. They don't really care that it's fake, it's just entertainment to them.

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Why am I so ugly? I don't know. Maybe you got hit in the face with a sock full of quarters. Or maybe it's because you're seeking attention.

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When you think of bald eagles, you think of...what? ....I think of Bald Eagles. What else would I think of?

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How do you deal with people who act like your not there? Like in a store they bump you and don't even act like it happened. Do you say anything? What's your story? I usually just let it go. It doesn't really bother me.

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If you could know exactly when and how you die....would you? Yup. That way I wouldn't have to be afraid of dieing during something else.

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Are there more users on Yahoo Answers compared to Answer Bag? I seem to get about half the answer rate to my questions on here, same goes for number of questions. I really like the features and categories of AB though. Yeah, Yahoo Answers definetly has more users, but that's not always a good thing. Look at YouTube for example. The comments sections there are crap factories.

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Does your anniversary fall on a Holiday? February 18th is when we made it official. That's sort of close to Valentines day.

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So I entered the rest room today to hear a person in the next stall not only with their iPhone, but watching an extended YouTube video. The next level of rudeness, or hilarious? Meh, whatever. Wouldn't bother me at all.

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What is your superhero name (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)? Blue Water.....Lame. =P

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Do you have a scar or a mole on your body that you wish you could have removed? I have a scar on my back that used to be a mole. I tried to freeze it off myself and it didn't really work out. I mean, it's gone......Sort of.

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Why do people waste their DRs on me? It's not going to change a thing,though a little intellectual persuading might.??* Intellectual persuading isn't as easy or fun for them.

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So can I date your X? Sure, why not, almost everyone I know already has. =D =P

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What movie that has not been released do you know will be a flop? I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Saw 6 is going to flop. I havn't watched since 3, but I heard 4 was terrible and that 5 was amazingly bad. Although, the formula for that movie is kind of brilliant. They cost almost nothing to make. So, they'll probably end up at least breaking even.

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What is Dubya up to nowadays? Probably a lot of coke. So really, nothing has changed since his presidency. =P

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Do you think the popularity of anal sex, threesomes, rough sex etc. in pornography is causing people to try those acts in real life?p Meh, nah. I think people will always try different stuff when it comes to sex, regardless of porn.

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Of the PS3, Wii and Xbox 360. which currently has the largest selection of games? I'm pretty sure it's the X-Box 360. It's been around longer and is extreamly easy to develope for.

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If there was a movie that had giant chickens overtaking the world,and pecking at people,what would be a good title name for it? Attack of the Cocks.

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If you were give a couple of $100 bills instead of $2 for change....what would you do? I would give it back. I remember once, I paid with a $10 and the waiter brought me back a $10 and some change in return. I tried to tell him that paid with a $10, but he insisted that I paid with a $20. He never believed me and wouldn't bring me the right change. So, I walked out. What are you gonna do?

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If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh? 95 Pounds.

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Have you ever heard a coyote howl? Eerie sound. Yeah. We were up in a cabin in the mountains and I swear to God there was a coyote howling right at our back window.

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Are the Twilight books really that great? I've never read any of the Harry Potter books but I think of them being like that. Are they a good read or is it more for teenage girls? There are a bunch of girls at work who read them. I think the older crowd can enjoy them too.

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Do you think Barack Obama could be the Antichrist? If he is, there really isn't shit anyone can do about it. So, I suppose it doesn't really matter.

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If you could gain the powers of an animal which animal would you choose? (spiders not an option? Flying squirrel..... I could fly and I would be all agile and stuff.

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Would you prefer to be called a "scum-sucking leech" or a "gravy-sucking pig?"? Yes, you have to choose one or the other. :) I'll go with the leech one. Gravy is disgusting. Plus, leeches are kind of cool. =P

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Do you personally know any masculine gay men in your life? I know of an openly gay guy that could probably beat up everyone on this message board at the same time. He studies martial arts a lot and benches like 350.

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Where did all the people go that I used to know?:( Meh, I'm still here. =)

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Holy _________ Batman, what the hell is that? shit

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Why do people who are not porn stars film themselves having sex? Because it's fun.

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My friends Adobe Illustrator just gave us an error that said "Updater did not worked." How do we fix that and what the hell? Here is a screen shot.

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What's a good word to put in front of 'Kitty'? Pussy.

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Why won't black people advance, develop & stop using their color as an excuse for their "bad deal", for their relative lack of success and also, why do they continue to use color as an excuse for deeply ingrained destructive cultural attitudes & behavior? Why won't white people learn how to freakin dance already?

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Name a movie you have watched that touched your heart. Once, especially this scene.

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Fun with Obama, if you were to be given a US job, position or appointment what would that job be a czar perhaps? Man, that would be cool. I would be Czar. That has a nice ring to it. I would have 12 scantily clad women that serve me food and stuff and a magic carpet that flys.

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Ok, we are kidnapping other ABers, who are you going to kidnap and why?....where are you taking your victim? Probably Sara. I bet I could get the most out of a ransom with her. =P I wouldn't really take her anywhere, maybe In N' Out or something.

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What is the origin of the meat that McDonalds hamburgers are made from Pigeon.

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Do you have big or small boobs? Well, I'm a guy and I'm skinny so I suppose you could call them small.

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What happens when you run out of room when asking a questi Same thing that happens when you run out of room for an answ

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This site seems quite interesting. Is it very active here? I would say so, yeah.

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What did you eat for breakfast today? Yogurt and fruit, with granola on top.

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Can I be pregnant and not know it? I imagine you'll figure it out eventually. Maybe when a baby, you know, falls out of your crotch.

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Do you think someone who didn't believe in god could run the USA better ,worse or not at all? Wow, good question. I think there are intelligent people on both sides of the spectrum. I'm not religious at all, but it certianly doesn't bother me if someone else is religious. I really could care less if our president believes in God, woships a giant potato, or doesn't believe in anything spiritual. All I care about is how he/she runs our country.

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Is FreeCreditReport.com really free? Not at all. You have to sign up for a service that they slip in there without you knowing. Then they charge you like $14 a month. It happened to a friend of mine.

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Is anyone else REALLY tired of the "Make Her Want You - learn to turn a woman on within the first 5 minutes of meeting her" ads here on AB? I seem to get them in the STRANGEST categories .... lol Yes! Very inappropriate and annoying. BTW, could you provide me a link so I could see this horrible material? Just saying. =P

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THEY say that the average woman in America is a size 14/16. Is the average women you know a 14/16, smaller or larger? Much smaller. If I had to guess I would say that most of the women I know range from a 2-10.

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What won't float? Apparently me. I was in a scuba suit recently and the trainer told me to just kick my legs up and I would float. I sank like a rock. The trainer said that was the first time she saw a person sink in a scuba suit.

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What's one thing you buy that keeps going up in price? Condoms. You would think they would lower the price for me. I mean, do you really think I should be reproducing?

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Do you think Answerbag needs to have an iPhone application so that we can access it from our phones? I don't have an iPhone, but sure, why not?

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Are you taking any precautions against swine flu ?, are you worried by it? I'm not concerned at all. All this really is, is the flu with a fancy name. If I get it, I will take care of myself and my body will fight it off, because it's the flu. The media hyped it up because it made them money. Doctors have already said that it's not worth the hype and in fact this is pretty tame compared to the flu normally.

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Did you ever watch a Shot at Love with Tila Tequila? If so.. what did you think of it? I watched about 2 minutes of it. I didn't really care for it, but I really do enjoy how my morning radio show makes fun of it so much. That makes me laugh. So, at least I get some form of entertainment out of it.

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What can get Stiff? Pen15's.

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My wife cannot stand the sight of me she really hates everything about me, she always talks negative about me, basically im no good at anything and i dont amount to anything, what should i do please advise me .... Without saying a word, just walk in and pee on her shoes. Really, nothing is worse then getting your shoes peed on. Especially when they are on your feet.

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You're on a date and it's getting hot, you pull out a condom and she says she's allergic to latex, what do you do? Cry and then ask for a handjob. =P

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When is it not appropriate to say "i love you" When you're talking to a drill sergant in the military?

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A friend of mine has fallen inlove online and lied about her appearence,she shown this person a picture thats not her and now she doesnt know how to tell him the truth, how should she start off? Maybe I'm mean for saying this, but it serves her right. That's a pretty shitty thing to do to someone. She deserves everything she gets, especially if the guy walks. Best bet is to come clean and see what happens.

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What if marriage between gays and lesbians was legal all over the world, what could happen? this idea is bad or good? Seriously, I could care less who or what you marry. You could marry a radaitor as far as I'm concerned if it makes you happy. As long as it's not hurting anyone else, I see no problem with it.

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Do you ever get so curious about death that you just want to die, to find out what life is about? Meh, I'm in no hurry to find out. Death isn't going anywhere, I'll get there naturally.

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Michael Jackson: Love him or hate him? Factor in ALL of his music (not just personal issues) before you answer. Meh, I'm kind of indifferent. Despite what he did or didn't do, I wished no harm upon him. I am kind of enjoying the Micheal Jackson jokes that are following though. When a friend of mine first heard that he was dead, without missing a beat said "Ehhh, at least he's off the streets and my kids are safe." I thought that was pretty funny......Cause....You...

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It's pouring here and I have this overwhelming desire to go outside wearing nothing but a Sham Wow. What should I do? Pfft, I say do it. You only live once.

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What are some things that would be very bad as a pizza topping? Dog food and rocks.

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Do you have black hair? Nope, it's brown.

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Do you consider yuour self a compulsive liar? The following statement is false: Yes.

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What are some things you should not wear in place of a necktie? A dog collar?

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What is the most weird,silly,odd,funny thing you have ever said on accident.Sober or not?Thanks for answering(: Once when I was really high I said that Kurt Fuller (Sheriff in Scary Movie) looked like a squirrel.

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I purchased a house in Ok in Feb 2009. Prior owner has been out of the house for 2 mths. Yet all of their stuff is still in the house and they come back for some of it along. They have the house locked. What should I file to get them to move the rest? I would sell all of it on Craigs List or pile it in to a truck and chuck it in a random dumpster behind a supermarket.

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What was the biggest couincendence that happened to u? Me and my sister have independandly met like 4 of the same people. It's very strange.

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Is it bad to live together before marriage? I don't think it's bad at all. I think people who get married before living together are insane. Living with someone, you learn so much about them.

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Am I the only person who doesn't have a Facebook account? Nope, I'm facebookless.

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Tell me how you know God exists? If you don't believe in God, how do you know He doesn't exist? I put not faith in any churches or the bible. But I believe in God. I don't know how I know, I just do. I'm of the belief that we're not really supposed to understand it at this point in our exsistence. I'm fine with that. I just live my life the best I can and try to use my own judgement to do what's right. If someone believes something else and wants to go to...

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Do you go to church service, cheer on the preacher, and then resume a damnable lifestyle once you leave the building? How do you continue in sin after being warned from Scripture of God's judgment? Do you go to church service, cheer on the preacher, and then resume a damnable lifestyle once you leave the building? Nope, don't go to church. How do you continue in sin after being warned from Scripture of God's judgment? N/A =)

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Why on earth has this question been rejecetd as "spam/offensive" ?http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1535770 - there is nothing wrong with it. The only thing I can think is that it got caught on a technicality because it's not formatted in the form of a question. It's lame that it's listed as being spam/offensive. If you said "How many believers, athiests, and agnostics do we have?" maybe it would have been passed up by the moderators?

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Guys, do you recognize when a ex is pulling a stunt to get you back? Yup, I can see it from a mile away.

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Broke up with boyfriend 2 months ago. Three weeks ago went out with a guy I dated for about a month last year, well we had sex. My ex hates him and he knows, now he's pissed. I do love my ex always have. Why is he pissed? We were not together!! First off, why are you screwing some other guy if you love your ex? "I love you, I'm going to go have my pussy crushed by some guy that you hate, kisses, bye!" Really? How much sense does that make?

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Why do i have no friends just because i am fat Because you lack confidence and give off a negative feeling. Nobody wants to be around that. Rather then obsessing about what's wrong with you (everyone has flaws), try thinking about what's positve about you. And work on correcting what you don't like about yourself. Self improvement is never a bad thing.

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Who directed Toby Maguire in the movie "Spiderman"? Sam Raimi has done all of the Spiderman movies so far.

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Do you think OJ Simpson got away with murder? I don't know, probably.

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Michael Jackson has fresh material that has never been issued. Sony will release these in the next few months. Are you going to listen to or possibly buy some of this new music now that he has passed on? Meh, nope, don't really care.

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How often do you exercise honestly? 5 times a week. I do different workouts each of those five days and they usually take me about an hour.

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What was the biggest lie they taught you as a child? That some day we would need advanced algebra. Such BS. I don't know anyone who still uses that crap.

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Why do black Comedians always go on about racism in their stand up? Because it's hilarious.

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Finish this:OMG there`s a _______ in my house. house in my house!

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Whats something that you frequently buy? Condoms and toothbrushes. The two staples of my lifestyle. =P

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Have you ever offered "advice" to someone--BEFORE they asked for it? Please explain. Just the other day actually. A director was telling me that he was thinking about starring in his own short film and I told him not to do it. It's the ultimate sin when it comes to short film making.

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Okay, so I'm having trouble with the old hairdryer. As in it makes a little clicky noise, then turns off for a good five minutes before magically coming alive again. Should I just stop being so cheap and get a new one, or try and fix it? Since you're kind of in an inbetween state, you could do what I do, take it apart, which will probably result in you breaking it, then you wont feel so bad about buying a new one. =P

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How do you make your stomach stop hurting without taking medicine? :/ Maybe a little white rice? I don't know, that seems to help me.

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Do you consider smoking to be cool and sexy or a bad, unattractive habit? Bad and unattractive. Kissing a smoker is just about as bad as licking an ashtray. Thank God my girlfriend doesn't smoke.

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Firefox 3.5 is now available for download boasting super-fast JavaScript engine, HTML 5 video and audio support, as way faster graphics. What will it take to get people to ditch IE. See LINK: I use IE, I had a couple bad experiences with Firefox and it kind of put a sour taste in my mouth. IE works just fine for me. I havn't had any issues with it.

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What would you do if you saw your partner making out with someone else in a club? Probably turn and leave her ass there.

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I want to know what y'all think of me! :D comment on anything about me. ready? GO! I dunno..... You draw good smiley faces?

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What is the worst thing a man can say to a women? You're a fat and ugly c*nt.

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If you were the first person on earth what would you do? Build gigantic statues of breasts. First off, what else is there to do? Second of all, it would kick the living crap out of Easter island.

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If your not liking Oprah, your hating her..... How come? (i'm just wondering) I don't like her or hate her. I don't really pay any attention to her.

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Do you like mushrooms? Yes, love them.

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Im 15 and normal sized & i eat a lot and my mom is worried that im a compulsive eater. its startin to worry me maybe there's something wrong with me! I think that's normal. I didn't grow till I was like 16-17 and I ate so much, I almost sent my Mom to the poor house. She said I would go through about a gallon of milk a day. As long as you're not getting fat or anything, I wouldn't worry about it. If it's bothering you, you could just eat healthy foods. Like fruits and stuff.

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Do you hate the weekends? Hell no.

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I am going to be eating Sushi for the first time in my life tomorrow. Do you have any recommendations for any particular types of Sushi I can try? Crunchy roll if they have it.

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Is it fair for people to ask stupid and controversial questions just to get people to mark them up on AB? Meh, whatever makes them happy.

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Have you ever 'intentionally' gone to the "Express Checkout" lane with more than 10 items in your basket or cart? Nope.

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The question is: What is bothering you now? Answer in the form of a question. How in the hell am I going to shoot this short film in LA and go to Sea World, which is in San Diego at the same time?

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Im 15 but i want to have a baby at 17 is it so bad to want a baby at 17 my mom had me at 18 so she really cant be mad at me for it by the way im graduating at 16 so thats next year and i always have a plan and im going to college Uhmmm yeah. Hate to tell you, but you're probably not going to college with a baby. Not going to happen. Even if you did, why make things so difficult on yourself? Going to college and having a kid isn't going to be easy. Might as well wait to have a stable, well paying career. Not just for you, but for the kid too.

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What is white oval shaped pill labeled watson 349? ACETAMINOPHEN-HYDROCODONE (Lortab® Elixir). It's a combination of two different types of pain medication.

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Why does a male generally wait 3 days after calling? Meh, it's the whole dating rulebook thing. Guys don't want to come off as too desperate.

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Are there any nice kind genuine men out there not just after sex Answer 1- Nope..... Sorry. Answer 2- Yeah, but most of them already have boyfriends.

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Is there any food that you hated as a child that you still will not eat? Colliflower. Bleh.

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Have you had the urge to punch a fellow AB'er in the face today? Meh, not today. =P

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I hate being alone all the time and not experiencing a woman's touch. How about you? My girlfriend is gone for a week. I'm fucking dieing over here. =P

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What would be an effective deterrent against crime? A flame thrower! =D

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Men: Do you honestly find women more attractive when they aren't wearing any make-up? I think my girlfriend is adorable when she first wakes up in the morning. =) But not all women.

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What are your special skills? .......Ask my girlfriend.

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Are you the person who gets dumped or do you usually do the dumping? Well, I hvn't been in many relationships but in the ones I've been in, I've done the dumping.

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Is anything ultimate? Crabs(the pubic bugs not the ones you eat, those are awsome.) are ultimately bad.

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At what point do you decide to run the dishwasher? When it is jammed packed, when you run out of something like spoons or ....? Right now? Never, it broke last night. FML.

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I know a guy who can go right into a bathroom and use it even though he acknowledged that someone went before him had defecated, I can't do that, I'd wait for a good while till the odor is gone, what about you, can you go in right away?Does it bother you? Depends on what the person before me ate before they went in there. But %80 of the time I can just not breath through my nose and deal with it.

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Paul Blart, Mall Cop or Observe and Report? Observe and Report was better. Much darker then I thought it would be. I liked it.

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'Answerbag's Got Talent'...you're up next...what will you be doing for us? Juggeling. I can Juggle. Just to answer the first question I always get: No, I can't juggle 4 at a time, can you do 3? Cause I can. =P

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An openly gay teen was voted prom queen at Los Angeles' Fairfax High School. Do you think that's unfair to other girls? Shouldn't he had run for prom king? Meh, whatever. If everyone voted for him, then he won. I wonder if the king had to dance with him.

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It's my 18th birthday tommorow, what should I do? Whatever you want. It's your birthday after all. I don't remember what I did, which probably means that I got really drunk, which probably means that I had a great time.....Or a horrible time because I drank too much..... Hmmmmm, come to think of it I don't really remember ages 17-22.

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Breakfast for first date? Is this a good idea? Sure, why not?

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What's the worst time someone barged in on you? I was hard core making out with a girl when I was like 16 and my Mom opened the door without knocking or anything.

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Why are guys so obsessed with having sex? Cause it feels good. :shrug:

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I dont hate anyone for their sexuality and I believe gays should have most rights as us others. But I also feel that its too much right to allow them to get married. If your allowed to marry the same gender why not your dog? Im NOT being rude btw! I say go for it. I don't give a shit what or who you marry. Doesn't affect me one bit.

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What do you want me to do for you? Buy me an HD Camera. This one please: http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/controller/home?O=&sku=402800&is=REG&A=details&Q= I'll be expecting it in the mail. Thanks. =P

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What is best internet explorer 7 or mozilla firefox? Meh, I think it comes down to what you prefer. I prefer IE7. I havn't had any problems with it.

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What song really goes over the edge, In your opinion, with the use of language or what the lyrics are actually saying to the listener? I heard a band called Sh**ty C**t that did a song titled "Technology is Gay."

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Using only 3 words, how would you describe God? Purple monkey dishwasher.

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Everyone has at least one relative who grates on the nerves. My aunt Barbara is mine. Who is yours? My cousins on my Dads side are sort of pricks to my grandfather on my Dads side. I know he can be difficult, but the guy is 88 years old. It gets on my nerves when I see or hear stories about how they disrespect him.

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What is the largest amount of cash you have been ripped off? $750. My association for my neighborhood one day said "Everyone get out, we need to spray for termites. O, by the way, here's a bill."

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According to an international poll, the French do this an average of nine hours a day, more than any other country. What is it? (humor always appreciated) Fart?

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Why isn't there a radio station for Electronic Music (aka Techno)? It plays Rock, Rap & all the other genres but not this.I know there is XM and SIRIUS and probably others that might have it but in general, FM radio stations don't have Techno, why? I'm guessing because when most people want to hear techno, they want to dance, and since most people listen to the radio in their cars, they can't exactly do that. So, nobody would really listen to it. There's a radio station around here that turns in to a techno station at like 3AM on Saturday. But only for like 2 hours. Probably because most people aren't driving at...

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How old were you when you realized, that's an orgasm? About 14.

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What did you do on your first date ever? I took her to a party and made out with her in the backyard. I was a true romantic, what can I say? =P

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Does it bother you when an experienced ABer changes his/her avatar once you've come to recognize them by it? Meh, not really...... I actually answered this question just to say this: Ducks vs Wings series. I'm going to need your E-Mail address to talk some shit during this series. =P

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GIRLS: If you were a guy, would you date yourself? GUYS: If you were a girl, would you date yourself? If I was attracted to myself, sure, why not? =P

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One word to describe the swine flu virus? Shitty.

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Let's say you like cats (for argument). A co-worker has a morbid fear and complains about a small cat poster in your work area. The boss says you have to remove it because it bothers one person that comes 1 a week to see you. Can they do that? I think the more important questions is, is that really a battle worth fighting? It is just a poster after all. Just take it down.

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I read the other day that something like 48% of women consider answering their mobile phones during sex. Would you? Have you? I never have and never will. My phone is annoying as hell though, so if someone leaves a voice mail it will just keep ringing and ringing. I actually ripped the battery out of it once and threw it across the room.

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In the grand scheme of things, us and a character in a game such as sims is the equivalent to us and god. a higher being in a more complex dimension or reality. though you may argue a game isn't real. compared to god, wouldn't it be the same? I hope not. I've done some pretty screwed up stuff to my Sims. Whenever I would have a baby I would just leave it on the front porch until child services came to take it away.

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This is for the guys. How big is IT I've never measured, but it's roughly two hands and a head. =P

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What would make today a GOOD FRIDAY for you? If work sent me off early. =)

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Have you ever been to a care home for the elderly or a hospice? It is sometimes depressing to see some people there that have been abandoned by their families and left there to live out the remainder of their days... I work for a hospice actually, but I'm in the office. I used to deliver meds for them sometimes and sometimes the nursing homes were really really crappy. Other times, they were freakin imaculate. One I went to had a giant waterfall in the lobby, a pool area with sauna and hot tub, and a cafeteria that served buffet food 12 hours a day. Assistants would go to the cafeteria and bring...

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Do you have a Twitter, Myspace AND a Facebook account? If you do do you mostly have the same friends on all three accounts? I have Myspace and I barely check that.

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I am so completely and absolutely madly in love with my boyfriend. Are you happy for me? :Thumbs up:

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Would you buy the wwe stock? Nope.

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Can I ask everyone to not ever, ever click on links from spammers? You can ask, sure. =P I have to say, I do enjoy spam E-Mails sometimes though. Who else would send me an e-mail with a subject of "Fill your Pleasure Rocket with Fire!"?

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Why is foam worthy an offensive question? What they flag around here seriously does confuse the hell out of me sometimes.

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Are you going away for the Easter Holidays ? where abouts? Nah, I'm going to my Mom's house for dinner which is in my area.

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What's your personal robot's name? Your Mom......I'm serious! That's his name.

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What is your favorite place to get sushi? It's a toss up between two places right near my house. One is called Orange Sun and the other is called Full Moon......I'm serious.

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What is the number of letters in your first, middle and last name? Mine is 5,6,6=17 4+5+5= 14. If this game is scored like golf, I just won Nunya. =P

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Does the fact an pig is more intelligent than an dog, convince you to avoid bacon? It's actually the very reason that I don't eat pork. I saw this video one day that showed a pig that was trained to sit, lay down, & stay. It even kicked a soccer ball in to a net. When I saw that, my brain said "Huh, it's just like a dog.....I wouldn't eat a dog, why do I eat pork?" So I stopped eating pork.

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If someone asks you to do something, on a scale of 1-10 what is the likelihood you'll actually do it? One a scale of 1-10 what is the likelihood you'll SAY you'll do it? Depends on what it is they want me to do.

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What is your biggest pet peeve about movies these days? Hand held during action sequences. Let me tell you why. Back in the day, when independant film makers were making films and they couldn't do action sequences, you know, good. They would use a handheld camera to hide some of their shitty effects and bad choreography. When asked why they used handheld for those scenes though, they would say it was some sort of artistic bullshit and...

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I went to a guy's house and watched a movie with him. I thought I was being a bit forward and today sent him a message asking if I was. He didn't respond. Why? Who cares? I'm not saying that to be rude. But that's just one guy. If he doesn't respond, fuck him, find another guy. Me personally, I wouldn't have stressed about it in the first place. If you're too forward and he's put off by it, then o well. Just be yourself, and if that person doesn't like it, too bad, that's who you are. If you have to...

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Which body would you prefer, buffness or softness? On a girl? I like fit. Not buff, just fit. =)

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Have you ever seen a car on fire? Twice actually. Once it was a garbage truck and it exploded. =D The other time it was a Porsche.

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Is there a man out there that would consider getting into a relationship without sex? I know a guy who's hardcore religious that doesn't have sex with his girlfriend. He's kind of a d bag to her though. I think it's due to the lack of sex. Me personally? No. I enjoy sex and, it's an important part of my relationship.

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How many songs do you have on your phone? LMAO! My phone barely does text messaging. =P

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Has someone told you recently that they missed you? My girlfriend lives about an hour drive away and she tells me that almost every time we talk on the phone. =)

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Do you people think that cristy is a good name? .....No. I have a couple friends named Cristy. They spell it Christy though.

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Have you ever found your mr/miss perfect was far from perfect? When I was younger and had infatuations, sure.

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Have you ever tried chocolate covered Cheetos? (see pic in answer below) Good God no. That sounds horrible.

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Met up with my ex after a painful break-up. She cheated on me whilst overseas, and left me for that person. At the end of the night she started into this big teary eyed apology. What does that mean? Does she still have feelings or just still guilty? I don't know. Either way, fuck her. She cheated on you. If she'll do that to you once, she'll do it twice. And if she'll do that to you, she'll do it to this new guy she's with. He can keep her. Find a new girl.

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You are lost in the desert, what would you rather have, one glass of ice cold water or one gallon of very hot water? 1 Gallon of very hot water. The desert gets pretty cold at night, I imagine it would cool down.

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If you are completely selfless, and win the lotto for $15,000,000.00 & considering that you don't trust big charity organizations, and you really don't even want to touch the money for fear of your own greed resurfacing , what would you do with the Money? Buy a cup of coffee and leave a really really big tip.

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Who is a slave of any sort? (Yes, there are slaves, more now than when it was legal to own slaves, and it is here in the U.S.) Like, sexual slaves? Because I knew a couple who were in a master/slave relationship and they both seemed to like it. Basically, her boyfriend was the master and anything he told her to do, she did. She said she loved it. Mainly it was a sexual thing though.

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On the menu for tonight is "Pigs in a blanket" with Chili poured over them. Does this sound good to you? What is dinner at your house? I don't eat beef or pork, so, I'm sorry, but no, that does not sound appetizing to me. Tonight, I'm having turkey burgers, salad, and maybe some leftover chicken.

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What have you discovered that has really changed your Life? Masturbation.

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What would you likely say to Little Miss Dangerous on the telephone? "How the hell did you get this number?! Wings suck! HA!" :click: =P

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Guys: Have you ever had a pedicure? Nope.

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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter "S"? Sandwich.

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If Vampires Can't Be In Sunlight, Isnt Moonlight Pretty Much Sunlight? O.o If all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humptey Dumptey back together again and he was an egg, what the hell was he doing on that wall in the first place?

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As a male, what is the most feminine thing youve done? I went to a theater to go see the Sex in the City movie.

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Has anyone asked you a direct question on AB that you knew was meant for you? Yeah, once or twice.

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Can you really tell when you have met "The One" I'll let you if I meet her. I like this current one but I couldn't tell you if she was the one or not?

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Are you brave enough to Bachata with Little Miss Dangerous? You're the one who needs to be brave enough. I will step on your feet at least 3 times. =P

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Do you really care about what dog the Obama's get? Not at all.

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Anybody want to congratulate Vermont for recognizing everyone's civil rights and legalizing gay marriage? Sure, why not. Congrats Vermont.

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If you noticed a friend or family member started gaining A LOT of weight after they got married would you say something? If it was a female? Hell no. I don't want to feel her wrath. If it was a guy? Probably, but I would mention it casually.

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What do white men like in bed? im a black woman(20yrs) dating an older white man(27yrs.), and i never been with a white guy sexually before, but he has dated many black women. I'm a white male. Depends on what I'm in the mood for. I'm sure most of it though is pretty similar to what black men like. I doubt there are many differences.

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What's the current hottest restaurant in your city? Have you tried it out yet? Well, I live in LA, so it's kind of tough to say. There are tons of restaurants here. I'm going to a place called The Stinking Rose on Friday. It's a popular spot. They put tons of garlic in everything they make. They even have garlic ice cream.

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Can you name a fruit or fruits you simply will not eat? I'm allergic to Kiwis. They make my mouth itch. It's really strange.

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Anyone know where i could get the steps of this site http://thefortune.info/ but i think its a scam... I couldn't find anything on the internet about it being a scam. But use your best judgement. If it sounds too good to be true. It probably is.

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Can a guy have an orgasm I fake mine. =P

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Will you take up arms and defend your community when the foreign armies arrive? No. I don't give a shit if a Taliban tank is rolling down my street. I'm running. Call me a coward. I'll be the fucking coward with legs. =P

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Why is barra gay Don't and don't care. =P

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Is it fair that we have to go to school all day and then go home and to homework what is your opinion Ha! Wait till you get a job.

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Are Obama's trips overseas successful?? How different are they from Bush's trips? Obama doesn't say shit like: "I didn't grow up in the ocean -- as a matter of fact -- near the ocean -- I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing." or "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things....

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We have a new SAGE. Who would like to join me in a big "congrats" and "thank you" to the kind and helpful G_Tech on her accomplishment? :) Congrats G_Tech. =)

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Do you like to eat fish? (doesn't matter what kind though...) Fish tacos. =P

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How can a guy tell if his girl is actually having an orgasm, instead of just faking it? There are a couple ways to tell. All the muscles tense up, there is a lot of wetness down there, sometimes you'll feel the vagina tighten. Usually they are loud, then quite, then they let out a sigh that sort of sounds like relief/pleasure. Every girl is different though.

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Without getting up, how many televisions are in your view right now? There are two monitors. Do those count? Probably not, huh?

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Well folks.. today (5/4/09) we have had our first barbecue of the year here in sunny Scotland.. and it was wonderful!!! have you had your first bbq of the year yet?? (i know some of you US baggers like to grill in the snow... :) Holy crap! Someone from the future! =P J/K I'm aware of the different date format.

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How many times have you thought you have been in love and it just turned out to be lust or attraction? Just once. All the times after that, I wasn't dumb enough to mistake lust for love. =)

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What song (from any genre) would you describe as the most beautiful song you ever heard? Falling Slowly By The Swell Season.

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What would taste bad with ketchup? Shit.

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Who is the highest ranked person on Answerbag? And how many points do they have? That would be Firebrand. She has 498486 points total. http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=105639 She's the only one in our community to have attained the title "Illuminati."

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What was the last thing you bought that costed more than $100, but less than $1,000? My light kit. It was $833. =)

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Do Barak Obabma's socialistic overtones cause you to be concerned? Why? Not really. I don't think he's a Socialist but if he is, screw it. Clearly what the last guy was doing wasn't working, might as well try something different.

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What are two things you always keep in your pocket? A lighter and chapstick. I don't smoke, I just like to always carry a lighter.

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Is happiness primarily a matter of attitude or does it depend on external circumstances? I think it works sort of like a treadmill. If you're happy, it enables you to do things in your life that make you happier and change your external circumstances for the better.

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How does God get informed about what over 6 billion people are doing every day? Google.

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Hey wow - a new glitch! When I look at "My Summary" page, and try to click or un-click any of the boxes, the new box selection is magically ignored!! Isn't this the most creative AB glitch yet? :o) I used to be a video game tester. You would not believe the shit that would happen in those games. Nothing surprises me anymore.

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You see a closed door, What is behind the door OR Where does it go? (your imagination & humor will work good here) :-) Alright, it's a door in my room that leads to a huge studio and stage for me to film in. There are several different backdrops and empty cities for me to film in. Like an area that looks like New York. And another area that looks like a old West town. There's a helicopter that takes me from place to place and big trucks so I can transport equipement. O, and a huge equipement room...

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Problem...I have a boyfriend but this guy that sits beside me at lunch told me he likes me and asked me on a date. I told him ok because i feel bad but i don't like him or want to go. What should i do? Well, first of all, you screwed up by saying yes. No offense, but you're not that awesome. I'm sure saying "Thank you, but I have a boyfriend, so no, sorry" wouldn't have destroyed this guys life. In fact, I'm sure he would have appreciated the honesty. I've been flat out told no by girls before, rather then playing the bullshit "I don't want to...

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Do you think its difficult to be a celebrity? For the amount of money they make, I could live a difficult life.

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What is something weird your dog does? My girlfriends dog is completely dosile. You can hold it up side down and it doesn't even care.

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My boyfriend got mad at me because I hugged my dad when he got me an ipod today for my birthday...my boyfriend said he doesn't want me hugging other guys...what can I do to make him happy? Dress like a nun and never leave the house. I'm just going to lay this out there: Your boyfriend is a big fucking douchebag. Seriously, I question your intelligence and self respect for staying with him. A guy will treat you as bad as you let him treat you.

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Would you prefer to live in a society where you make $5 a week and it takes $4 a week to live or make $500 a week and it takes $495 a week to live? I'll go with the $5 a week. It just sounds more manageable. =P

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"I know I should exercise and I want to, but when I get home from work, I feel too tired to do so, so I don't. Then I feel guilty that I didn't." Sound familiar? If you push yourself enough, it will get to a point where you can't wait to get home to workout. That's how it is for me.

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When was the last time you ran out of HOT water and why? I have 3 other room mates. It happened last week. =P

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Does your job have some sort of award for its employees? They have awards that they give out during the holiday party that are sort of a joke. Nobody takes them seriously and they always manage to piss off at least 10 people.

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Do you typically date people who are older or younger than you? Usually younger, but my current girlfriend is older then me and it's working out nicely. =)

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What comes to your mind when I say "evil green poison"? Absinthe. I had it once. It really is an evil green poison. I got sick and halucinated.

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What could I say to make you mine? Just feed me. =P

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How would you feel if a friend you've communicated with (via IM, email, text and phone) for over six months forgot your name? I'm horrible with names, so by that point, I probably would have forgetten theirs too. =P

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Anyone need any sexual healing? .....Meh, I'm good, thanks though. =P

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What do you think of the frohawk? I used to have one. Chicks dug it. =P

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Why does alcohol seem to bring out the violent side in most of us when we get drunk? Maybe you're hanging out with the wrong people? Alchohal used to make me and my friends happy and silly. "I love you man! You're the greatest!"

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Why was phone? Why was English?

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Any1 had laser hair removal? how was your experience? I had an ex that used to get it done. Apparently you have to go through treatments for an extended period of time. She said it hurt a little bit, but it didn't really bother her.

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The lovely Mrs. Cleaver is now a Guru. Would you please join me in raising a glass of milk and congratulating June in recognition of her accomplishment? Congrats. =)

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My boyfriend and I have been in a serious relationship for a while now. Last night he told me he does not want to be serious anymore, but he still wants to date. What does this mean and what do I do? It means he doesn't want to be in a committed relationship, but he still wants to bang......You, with the possibilty of banging other women as well. If you're cool with this, then date him. If not, then break it off completely.

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Young, smart, beautiful, well payed, loyal, kind, gentle, fun, breath taking (not in order)...Whats wrong with me? Self absorbed and lacking confidence. If you have to point those sort of traits out, you're insecure/unsure about them. A person with those qualities doesn't have to mention them, it's just how they are. Sort of like how a funny person doesn't have to tell everyone "I'm fucking hysterical! You will laugh your ass off at everything I say!" They're...

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Do you find yourself tosing and turning alot in your sleep? What is the cause of this and how do i fix it? I move around a lot in my sleep, but often times, I don't wake up from moving around. Sometimes I'll wake up in my bed facing the wrong direction.

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What kind of cellphone do you have? Alrighty, what kind do you WANT? Or, are you happy with the one you have? I have a Nextel i560. You couldn't break this phone if you tried.

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Naughty girls or good girls? I have one that's both. =)

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Is it alright to put a picture of yourself for your avatar on AB? I don't see a problem with it.

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Would you go surfing knowing there are sharks in water? I'm scared to death of the ocean. Sharks or not, I'm not getting in that God damned water.

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WOULD U WANT TO DATE ME? Nah. You yell too much. =P

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♥ Without seeing your keyboard can you type " I am a typist "? Let's see what you type...♥ I am a typist. I learned how to type by playing PC games online. You learn really fast that if you stop to look at the keys in a game, you die. Which sucks.

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Do you have a normal cellphone, a feature cellphone or smartphone? What I have is a flip open brick with an antenna. =P

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""i have 5 kids,by 5 women,only love 1 cause i love his mama," & " i need someone to take care of ME!!" ... 2 of the most profound statements of his moral character & he really means this!! man or woman, what kind of person ,human ,is this? A shitty one.

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When was the last time reality smacked you in the face? Every time I do a short film and I get on set and there's like 15 people all asking what they should do.

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Why do some guys text, "how are you cutie" and then not text back when I answer, and ask them how they are? Meh, doesn't matter. Plenty of other guys out there for you Freedom.

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Punny is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a jokers party in her honour? Congrats. =)

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How big is it? :) Two hands and a head.

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Why do people say that they still love someone when they have cheated???? I don't get that, if your in love with someone, you wouldn't want anyone else, right? Yeah that's how it is. You fall in love and everything is all sunshine, rainbows, and farts. The truth is, people will always have attraction to other people, no matter what.

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Is anyone else having issues with an already viewed comment, answer, or rating that still says "new!" in their feedback? its driving me crazy! Yeah, but meh, it doesn't really bother me. =)

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Would you put in your will that you want your body to be donated to science? I think that's what I want done with my remains. Yeah, whatever works. I'm dead, what the hell would I care? =)

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I am thoroughly looking forward to this vendetta now i am going to know i am going to win ......ok. =)

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Is World Of Warcraft free in any way? It's free to watch a friend play it.

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If given the chance do you think Ronald McDonald would kill & eat Colonel Saunders? In a heartbeat.

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Is soap-making expensive to do at home? I don't know, but being the huge Fight Club nerd that I am, I've always wanted to make my own soap. I found this guide on Wikihow. I hope this can help: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Own-Soap

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If KFC were invented in let's say, China, what would it be called? It would never happen, the Chineese aren't that fat. =P

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Would you climb under the covers with a friend...just to cuddle? No. I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that. I know if she did that with her guy friends I would probably be pretty pissed.

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Best scene with a drunk person in a movie or tv show That's a tough one. I have to go with Leaving Las Vegas. That movie is amazing and Nicholas Cage is drunk throughout the entire thing.

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Which is the most commonly used comment on AB? I'm guessing it's "Lol"

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I just found out I'm pregnant. Any advice for me? OK! What you need to do is get a coat hanger and lots of butter. Then what you do is.....O wait, Happy April Fools day......Jerk. =P

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What do you know that I don't? Tell me something I don't know My neighbor has two dogs.

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If marijuana were legal and you had to choose one, would you rather have your offspring use alcohol or marijuana on a regular basis? Why? I would prefer marajuana. Alchohal seems more dangerous. You can't really OD on weed. Worse that happens from smoking too much weed is that the person falls asleep. Worse that happens from alchohal is the person dies. Plus, alchohal seems have much worse long term effects. I have a good friend who's a recovering alchoholic and he has to take pills so he won't have ceasures....

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Everyone got their computers ready & protected for this "worm" coming out tomorrow? I had to read up on that for work. Very interesting how it works. Yes, we're all ready.

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Guys: if a woman is within her medically recommended weight range, is that good enough, or does she have to be skinny? I like twigs, but I've seen average look good too. Either one of those will do as long as she has a good personality.

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Is the wheel truly man's greatest invention? I'm going to go with Playstation 3 on this one. =P

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President Obama has given the Queen an iPod as a gift, er... he does know shes 82 years old right ? What songs would you have put on it for her to listen to? All of Queens albums. =P

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I have to go to the hospital tomorrow, they are going to put a dye in my eye to see whats going on, is this going to hurt ? *rince the wimp* :-) Well, it probably wont tickle. Sorry, just being honest.

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What kind of birds have you eaten besides chicken? I've had turkey and I think I had ostrich once. I will never eat Duck. The Anaheim Ducks are my team and I feel it would be sacreligious. =P

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Does anyone need any help? I'm sure there are a lot of people that need a lot of help, yeah.

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What is the most common female sexual fantasy? Sex, followed by the delivery of a shit load of shoes? =P

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Would you like to have a very pretty girl friend? <sarcasm>No, I like them ugly as sin. The more they look like a horse, the happier I am.</sarcasm> I already have the most gorgeous girlfriend in the world. =)

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When was the last time you actually did what you consider a "good" deed? What was it? I called Triple A for a girl in the supermarket parking lot that locked her keys in her car.

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Is it ok for a man to send flirt text to a next girl while in a relationship I'm a guy and I wouldn't do that to my girlfriend. What's the point?

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Large crowds gathered in London to protest the G20 summit. What are they protesting about? Well, the G-20 meeting is taking place in London this year. From what I've read, they are enviornmental agencies protesting for a green economy. Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_G-20_London_summit

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Why do you continue to stick around despite all the problems Answerbag is having? Meh, it doesn't really bother me. Not like I pay for this thing or anything. If it's not working, I just do something else. =)

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Why is there so much denial around man made global warming when the evidence is indisputable? My opinion? Because there's a lot of money involved. Oil companies make way too much money to let %100 of the population believe they are knowingly responsible for so much damage. And to let a small thing like damaging the enviornment cut in to their profits. With that much money being kicked around do you really think they wouldn't bribe a couple scientists and people who look...

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What is the best way to deal with indoor allergies short of taking medication? What works for me is drinking lots and lots of water. Also, try taking a hot shower and breathing through your nose and out your mouth.

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Is there anything Bacon cannot do??? I think this lady is the worlds first Baconographer. Link also good for bacon recipe ideas :) 2 chicks at the same time.

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In what places in the world that you know of is same-sex marriage legal? It's legal in Canada, right?

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I keep getting rejected by guys I'm not even sure if I like yet, but it still hurts. It happens all the time. Why is this? Because you're giving them permission to hurt your feelings like that. You don't have to. The only reason it's upsetting you, is because you're letting it upset you. The reality of the situation is this, there are millions of other guys out there and if one rejects you, their loss, not yours. I'm guessing you don't know these guys too well. They should have no...

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How often do you lose your temper at work? About once a year. Around Christmas, I get swamped with work. It never fails. Some jackass manager comes up to me with something I'm not supposed to deal with and I end up yelling at them because I'm too busy. Last year it was "Fine! Just give me the fucking thing and I'll deal with it! Because I don't have time for your bullshit theatrics right now!"

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I've come to the conclusion that this website hates my face, as it won't let me have any of my pictures as avatars. How do you think it feels about your face? And are you a fan of Answerbag's face, anyway? A bit too blue and orange if you ask me. I think it's impartial. I have some pictures on the "What do you look like?" question.

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Can you name a Disney movie? Cinderella.

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How many ash trays do you have in your home? None. Nobody in my house smokes.

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What is something "moms" do the best? (my mom makes the BEST potato soup!) My Mom can verbally break down a person better then anyone I have ever met. She made a government employee cry once.

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My ex girlfriend split up with me and then tried to make me jealous (i still want her back) what do i do? (note she doesnt like wet blankets) Go to her house one last time. At some point, sneak in to her room and steal 1 of each of her shoes. Then leave and throw the shoes you stole in to a dumpster.

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Who was the meanest teacher you had in school? I don't remember her name, but she was freaking weird. Picture a person with absolutely no personality. She talked like a robot and acted like one too. There used to be a rumor that she was a government experiment.

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On a scale of 1-10, how good of an athlete are/were you? I would say around a 7. I think I'm naturally athletic, but I never really played sports in high school or anything so I didn't really develop it. I play hockey now though. =)

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Do you think you can truly love someone after only being with them for a month? I suppose it's possible. I'm not sure it's possible for me, but for other people, sure, why not?

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The Sham Wow guy punches a hooker. What do you think about this? I think it's hilarious.

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Which is worst? Gambling, drinking alcohol, or smoke cigarette? List from 1 to 3, where 1 is the worst. 1. Smoking- Second hand smoke is harmfull to people around you. 2. Drinking- It's bad for you, but at least it doesn't produce any sort of harmfull material that spreads through the air. Of course drunk drivers are douchebags. 3. Gambling- Did you know that sucide rates in Las Vegas are 4x higher then the national average?

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What would you do if your pet doubled in size overnight? Well, her collar is kind of small, it would probably choke her to death. So I suppose, bury her in the front yard. If she survived I would assume that somehow it was another cat.

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When do you personally consider someone to be spoiled? When they whine and bitch when they don't get their way.

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I read a guide online on how to get a girlfriend and it advises that you should not get a girl from a nightclub or a bar, it says it's not the right thing to do, why is that? I think the best bit of advice I ever got regarding women was that the only place you're going to meet women you're interested in is by going to places that you're interested in. If you like going to bars, meet a girl in a bar.

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Does your retainer give you a headache? I call it my dork jaw. I have to wear it at night and no it doesn't. =)

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My sister-in-law doesn't feel that that she can force her teenage son go to school simply because he is bigger than her. What should she do to convince/coerce/bribe him to go? Buy a cattle prod. That should get him moving.

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How do I chase off the two ton gorilla made of Froot Loops on my front lawn? Call Count Chocula and tell him his gay lover is on your front lawn starting shit. That should take care of it.

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Did you ever build a house with playing card? I tried once for about 30 seconds, then I got bored and did something else.

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Do you have a funny picture that you found on the internet that you'd like to share? I actually made this a long ass time ago. It's called, Google is a jerk.

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On a scale of 1-10, how handy are you around the house? Meh, probably like a 5 or 6. I'm learning though. =)

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Im watching Carlos Mencia rite now. I think he's funny what do you think? I think he steals jokes and he's a hack.

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To Men...Why do good women get left behind? What is it that a man can't handle in a good woman? Because, most of them are fat.

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Are you good at giving 'compliments'? Give me an example of one please. The way you type your "A's" really turns my crank. =P

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A ugly,poor,sick guy have a beautiful girlfriend.is it possible? If he has a 13 inch personality, I think he could pull it off. =P

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Which is the weirdest website you have visited? Back in the day there was a website called www.doug.com. It was a full website and message board for people named "Doug". Going to that website was like going to another dimension. The website isn't up anymore, but the front page wa just a giant article about this guy named Doug talking about how great it was to have his name. The message board was hysterical. I mean,...

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My boyfriend has cheated on me and i dont know what to do he lied to me and told me that he wanted me back and that he was really sorry! he just went to jail and he writes me but what should i do i really love him alot and want to be with him but idk Well, he sounds wonderfull. I have to admit, I can see what you see in him. What a winner! =D Wouldn't it be grand to wait for him to get out of jail and then pop out like three of his kids? Of course, it may be kind of awkward explaining to your children why their Dad is in jail and how daddy was fucking the neighbor and how they now have a new half sister or brother to play with and...

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Are keeping your New Years Resoulitons for 2009? So far, yeah. My resolutions were to do more short films and get a website up. My website is up: www.jqpentertainment.com And I've shot something every weekend for the past 2 weeks.

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♣ Can you describe AB glitch in one word? ♣ Meh.

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Do you have some kind of weird attraction to something, what is it? I really like unnaturally colored hair. Especially bright red. It makes the girl insanely hot in my eyes.

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Why is being religious good for your health? How do non-believers feel about dying younger (statistically)? I'm actually shocked I've lived this long. =P

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MY 14 YR OLD STEP-SON WAS FOUND DOING SEXAUL THINGS WITH THE FAMILY DOG, SHOULD I GET HIM INTO THERAPY IMMEDIATLY, OR IS THIS A "NORMAL" BEHAVIOR Getting rid of the dog might be a cheaper alternative. =P

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Can I hang out with you this weekend? I'm pretty busy this weekend actually. Maybe on Sunday though.

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Is AB ever going to work properly again? I mean, really? Some day. =P

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Is Answerbag broken? For awhile there, it really did feel that way.

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I have a TON of parsley and very little of everything else, what can I make? (I'm a vegetarian) A parsley sandwhich.

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Guys:What does a lady have to impress you with? "Most people would say sense of humor, but I'm just going to say breast size." Seriously? Sense of humor and confidence. =)

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Do you put your hands on your hips if you have something important to say? Not that I know of.

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How do men react when they hear a woman has been raped? Do most laugh or feel angry? I'm a man and it has never even crossed my mind to laugh about a woman being raped. I wouldn't wish that sort of thing on any woman. Most men I know feel the same way.

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Does the answer you seek always lie within yourself? Only when it's a question about internal organs. =P

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What kind of cars do the police drive where you live? Ford Crown Victorias. Although lately, I've seen a couple Chargers around. I think both of those cars are ugly as sin.

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Does anyone think Obama is a socialist? A lot of people do, yeah. Personally, I don't really care either way. As long as it works.

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Most men dislike................? The monthly visit from Aunt Flow.

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Not racial, I just wanna know: Have you had Italian cuisine prepared by Authentic Italians? Or are the Mexicans in the kitchen doing a great job? I've actually had an authentic Italian meal in Italy. =)

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Would you ever get Botox injections to improve your appearance? Meh, doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. You can tell when someone has had it done. I think it looks weird.

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What gets real old, real fast? Napoleon Dynamite. After about 5 minutes of that movie, I want to punch someone in the face. O yeah, and herpes. =P

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On the "What do you look like" question, Do you have a picture posted? I would love to see the "you"!! Please post the link if you care to share. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3515266 =)

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If you were in an on-again-off-again relationship, would you consider marriage? do you really think it would work out if you 2 were married? Nope. In order for me to get married, I have to be with the girl and in a solid relationship. Technically, after you get married, nothing changes. Except for your tax stuff. Plus it costs a shit load more to break up and it's much more of a pain in the ass. Yeah, screw that in the neck. If I'm getting married, it's not to someone that I'm in a flimsy relationship with.

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If fish could talk, what would they say? I read somewhere that goldfish have a memory of like 3 seconds so it would probably be something like this: Fish: Hey man, how's it going? Me: Hi. Fish: ....Hey man, how's it going? Me: ....Fine. Fish: ....Hey man, how's it going? Me: ....Uhhhhh Fish: ....Hey man, how's it going?

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If shoes could talk, what would yours say? Nothing. No bitch ass shoe tells me what to do. =P

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What's the first thing you do after getting out of the shower/bath? Do a sexy dance. =P

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Is it ok for a guy student to walk around a coed dorm shirtless? I think so, yeah.

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When was the last time your lips touched the lips of another person? Sunday, when I left my girlfriends house. =)

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If I said I was coming over to take you out for a free meal, could you shower and be completely ready in 15 minutes? For a free meal, I can be ready in five. There's not a lot I wouldn't do for free food. =P

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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be? I'm sure it's already been said, but I have to go with Another One Bites the Dust by Queen. =P

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In your opinion, Who are the funniest ABers? (as many as you want to name) There are tons but the only ones that come to mind right now are eric and SaraMonster.

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I found your drivers license in the back seat of my car, HOW did it get there? Yeah, sorry, me and my girlfriend sort of used the back to..... It doesn't matter, hey, did you find my pants back there as well? =P

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What is the name of the last person you went to lunch with? Well, there were 5 of them. Lloyd, Amber, Christy, Diann & Lisa.

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What do you think of to help you fall asleep at night? I actually just tend to shut my brain off and let my mind wander. That usually puts me to sleep really fast.

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At what age did you start drinking alcohol? What did you start with? 14 or 15. I had one shot of 151. I weighed about 80 pounds at that age so I got a pretty good buzz off of it. I wouldn't say I got drunk, just buzzed. My serious party days didn't start till I was like 17 though.

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Will you be smoking weed on april 20 at 4:20 P.M.? Nah, I don't smoke the stuff personally. But for everyone who does, I say light up.

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Who would like to scream with me because AB is not working well? Meh. Doesn't really bother me. It's not like we pay for it or anything.

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I'm cooking dinner. Is there something you WON'T eat? I don't eat beef or pork. But everything else, I'm usually good with. =)

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So is anyone else (besides me) looking forward to playing Diablo 3? Yeah, it looks pretty cool. My girlfriend is really excited about it.

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What would you do if someone that hurt you in the past tries to contact you again? I would probably be open to talking to them again. I forgive easially.

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Guys: How would you feel if a girl told you you suck in bed? I would say "Yeah well a 747 doesn't make much of a difference when it's flying through the grand canyon." =P

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You have the ability to fly, but you can only fly three feet off the ground. How will you use your talent? I would jump off of buildings and stop three feet before I hit the ground. Just for the hell of it really.

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What are you afraid of that is smaller than you? Midgets.

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What can you do really fast that no one else can? Build office chairs. When the company I work for first started, they ordered 20 office chairs that all had to be built. After the 5th one or so, I could finish one in about 30 seconds flat.

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I want to have a child but I'm afraid to because I'm 17 and going to school and my parents will disapprove, what can I do? Compromise and get a dog.

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Do you think that teenage pregnancy should be a crime? No. What if a teen wants to get pregnant and the parents are ok with that? While I may think it's a bad decision, it's a personal choice and they have a right to make that choice.

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Would you go to a nightclub that had a $50 cover charge? Hell no. I wouldn't go to a night club that had a $3 cover charge. So many places around here are free.

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Why do I get the feeling that this guy is a redneck? ......Just an intuition I suppose.

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Besides grocery shopping, what do you make lists for? No, and here's why: 1. It's lame. 2. I don't like lists. 3. Because this is a contradiction. 4. Boobs. 5. Vagina. =P

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Have you ever eaten mold by accident? A couple times, yeah. Surprisingly, I didn't get sick or anything.

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Will you name something that get's all over your face when you eat it? :) I'm just going to say it. Vagina. =P

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Is it ever okay to kill an animal? If I'm stuck in the wild, I'm snapping Bambi's neck and eating him. It's just how it is. =P

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Have you ever spun out in a car? Once. Luckily it was like 3AM and didn't hit anything. I'm actually not really sure what happened. I went to make a left hand turn and for some reason my car just lost traction. It had just finished raining but still. I took the turn at an acceptable speed and my car had never done that before.

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If you could be a person that you know [of the opposite sex] for a week, who would you be and what would you do as them? Oprah. I would take nude photos of myself "as Oprah" then I would mail them to my address with a couple checks. I would cash the checks and sell the pictures to the highest bidder. Do you have any idea how much I could get for those?

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What is the WORST thing a man can say to a woman in bed..i'll start "oh please - you wont feel a thing" Shit! I lost my wrist watch!

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Is there a way u can tell if somebody is gay without asking them? i think my friend is, but i dont want to offend them if they arent!! "Sooooooo....What are you thoughts on cock?" Based on his reaction, you should be able to tell. =P

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Knowledge, love, or money? If you had to pick ONLY one... Money. It could get me knowledge, which in turn, could get me love. =P

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Have you witnessed any Racism lately...? Not racism to a dangereous degree, but I think we all experience racism at some point of our day. Mainly it comes from fear. Did you ever notice how everyone is so afraid of everyone else? I would say, I'm a pretty average looking guy. Often times when walking from my car to my house I'll pass someone and say "Hello" often to only have them look away and pretend they...

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What is the most number of beers you have drunk at one time? Wow, uhmmm, I think did two once through a beer bong, how does one fit more then that in to their mouth at one time? =P

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What do you think about the answerbag level 100, you become part of the "Illuminati".... I find that disturbing. Would a different, less demented name be appropriate? Well, the definition of Illuminati is: persons possessing, or claiming to possess, superior enlightenment. I think it fits. =) Sort of like The Mob. A mob has several meanings, two of them are: any group or collection of persons or things. the common people; the masses; populace or multitude. Being part of a mob doesn't make you part of The Mob or mafia. Just like...

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Name Something you Look through...? My eyes. =P

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Name Something you Jump on...? A grenade if it lands in your bunker. But only if you're a REAL man. =P

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Other than hitting a ball, What can you use a bat for? According to my grandfather, getting people who owe you money to pay you back.

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What is the deepest depth that a scuba diver has ever dived? Deepest open circuit scuba dive Pascal Bernabé (Ralf Tech/WR1 Team) on July 5, 2005 descended to 1,083 feet (330 m). The dive took place near Propriano, Corsica." However: A Navy diver submerged 2,000 feet, setting a record using the new Atmospheric Diving System (ADS) suit, off the coast of La Jolla, Calif., Aug. 1.

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Name a Famous Bear...? First two that come to mind is Yogi Bear and Boo Boo.

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What is the most irritating word in the dictionary? "I got a dictionary. The first thing I did was look up the word dictionary. The entry said -You're an asshole.-" -Demitri Martin

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How many times do you read the same book? I know lots of people who read a book only once, but I keep most to read again someday. Once, two or three times if I really really like it. I tend to pass books on when I'm done with them.

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Do you look at fuel prices before you fill up? Not really. The gas station I go to always has a low price and gas is something I'm going to have to buy regardless of the cost. I budget as if gas costs $5.00 a gallon, so I know I'll always have enough money. =) The money left over after I pay off my gas card goes towards other bills and spending cash. =)

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Which ABers would you like to see wrestle...and in what? Hmmmmmm, You vs SaraMonster would be a good scrap. I picture you both in 80's workout clothes for some reason. With big 80's hair and everything. =P

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What comes to mind when I say 'Brooklyn'? My Italian relatives from that area. =)

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What is the saddest movie you have ever seen? Black Book & Irreversible. Irreversible has a 9 minute long rape scene that I seriously couldn't watch.

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What would you do if you came home drunk and Nancy Grace was in your bed naked? Member your drunk. Probably just scratch my head and go sleep on my couch.

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Have you ever started a fire? Yeah, a bunch of times. =)

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Would you ever date a racist person? No. That would be a huge turnoff for me.

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Does me getting cheated on make me less of a man at all? Yes. Why don't you just go buy a dress Nancy? No, it does not make you less of a man. It makes her less of a person. You didn't do anything wrong, she did.

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If I told you to "Drop the Hammer" would you know what to do? You want me to take my penis out? =P

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My friend Blackberry made it to Maestro! Does anyone want to join me in congratulating him? Congratulations Blackberry! ☺ Awesome, congrats Blackberry. =)

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I am recovering from being sick, my throat hurts still. Should I avoid working out until my throat feels better? Meh, I say if you feel strong enough to work out, do it.

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How many cell phones have you owned in your life? What has been your reason for getting a new phone? Just upgrading, or do you habitually drop them in toilets or run them through the wash? I'm on my second one right now. Both were given to me by work, so they are free.

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What do you think of Kid Cudi "retiring" even before he really took off? This refers to article on: http://www.starandbucwild.com/ Scroll down to RAPPER DONE BEFORE HE STARTED. Meh, whatever, doesn't really bother me.

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If you were carrying a bunch of groceries and someone ask you if you been to the grocery store, what would be a funny answer? "Nope, just got back from golfing." And then just walk away.

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So, how did you get that scar? I fell out of a loft and tore part of my back open on what I think was the ladder. You want to talk about a shitty way to wake up?

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Can you name a game in which balls or bats are NOT used? Hockey. Just sticks and pucks.

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What do men really want in bed? Meh, every guy is different. Sometimes I want a girl to grab me and take control, other times I want her to let me take control, and sometimes, I want a little bit of both.

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How many hockey jerseys do you own? 3 Anaheim Ducks Jerseys. Long story. My sister bought me one for Christmas, which I wear to games and stuff. Then, one day, I got the idea in my head that I had to buy my Dad a Buffalo Sabres (his team) jersey. So I send it to him and he calls and thanks me, then I say "Now, when we go to see the Ducks play the Sabres, I can wear my Ducks jersey and you can wear your Sabres...

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Is it difficult or easy for you to impress a girl/boy? Meh, I don't really ever try to impress anyone. If I like a girl I like her, if she doesn't like me, o well. There's a million others out there.

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How well do you know the Simpsons and the other cast of characters from Springfield? Take this quiz to find out. I got 6/10 LOL. I got an 8 out of 10.

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How bad it is to sleep alone? Not bad at all. I do it all the time. In fact in some ways I prefer it. I move around a lot in my sleep and usually end up stealing blankets or elbowing the person next to me in the face. =P

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Netflicks or blockbuster? I have Blockbuster. I have some friends who have Netflix. I think both are awesome.

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On which topics/matters(Any) you are still curious and want to know more about it? I'm still curious about a lot of things......Mainly sexual things. =P

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Would you shake hands with the antimatter version of yourself? I'm thinking that might kill me.

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Who would you like to be handcuffed to for an entire month? That's a tough one. I'll go with David Fincher, the director. It might be a good in for me in to the film industry. =)

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How was Larry Flynt paralyzed? It was an attempted assasination. Someone shot him.

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Do you have access to $1000? Sort of. I'm kind of OCD about not spending the money in my savings account. So, I suppose that in an emergency I do.

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Would you go hang gliding naked? .....No. I get a mental image of a couple injuries that could occur, that make me cringe just thinking about them. I'm a guy, I have dangly parts.

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Guys, do you generally find blonde hair or black hair to be more attractive? Meh, I've been attracted to women with both. I'm a sucker for unnatural hair color, my ideal is actually a unnaturaly bright shade of red.

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If you had a boyfriend&his ex texted him that she missed him....how would you feel? he said he didn't respond...i texted her to respect his wishes¬ text anymore, but she called him&he apologized, then told me he needed time to know if he still wants me Well, if I had a boyfriend, I would probably be more occupied with how I'm going to break the news to my Dad and Mom that they won't be having a grandchild anytime soon because I would be gay. Unless I would be bi, but with boyfriend, I wouldn't be procreating any time soon. =P

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Would you shake hands with michael jackson? If he offered it to me I would. But it's not something I would look forward to or anything like that.

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When you argue with your partner, have they ever called you stupid? how did you handle it? No. I've only really argued with one girlfriend and she sucked at arguing, so I could usually shut her up in two or three sentances. I don't really like to argue. If it starts to go in that direction, I'll usually stop and think everything through and steer it back in the direction of a discussion.

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If a woman sleeps with another woman, while in a relationship with someone else, do you still consider this to be her cheating on her partner? Not if I get to watch. =P

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When you were a child what was your favorite pet and what was it’s name? We had a dog named Pluto. Two gerbals. An outdoor cat named Cuddles at one point that got hit in the face with a car. I had a leopard gecko that I had to put to sleep. A dog named Roscoe and a dog named Coco. A really fat frog that died after 2 years. A turtle that I named Splinter that refused to die and is probably still alive. We found him in our front yard and my Step dad ran over...

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What do YOU call the stuff in your eyes when you wake up? Eye crud. =P

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What is a good name for a boy starting with letter 'H'? Hurley.

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.There is this guy I relly like But there is a 2 year age differance and his girlfriend is my sister I know that is wrong but he is H.O.T hot. What sould I do ask him out and make my sister hate me or just sweep it under the rug?P.S He dont no I lu him. Meh, forget about him. Plenty of other guys out there for you.

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What drawer do you keep your underwear in? Top right. With my socks and wife beaters.

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I have restless leg syndrome and I'm not even 20. I took herbs for it for 2 months and it went away but now it is back and I don't know what to do, I don't want to take pills (natural or not) for the rest of my life. Anyone know any cures? Usually what helps me is to just jump and run around a bit. Until my legs are tired.

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Have you ever scanned objects (not paper) in a scanner? You get some really cool pictures out of it. This is a scan of my bobblehead ewok and some english muffins. =P

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Have you ever pretended a broom was a horse and rode it? I have and last night I hit my sisters room mate with a broom. =P

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Do you have ugly friends? Not physically but by personality alone. Not that I know of. I have a group of friends that talk a lot of shit. When they do, I tend not to get involved in it. But meh, they are still nice people.

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What is the difference between a cook and a chef? About $20 an hour.

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Which goalie would you want on your team, Patrick Roy or Martin Brodeur? I would have to go with Brodeur. He's an exceptional goalie.

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How long would you make your boyfriend/girlfriend wait to have sex? First time relationship? Like 2 weeks. A commited relationship? She can have it whenever she wants it.

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What is something you always have to have with you? My ID. I have horrible luck with police and I know the day that I leave my ID at home a cop will think I've commited some crime that I didn't do. That's happened to me 3 times already and I can only imagine how it would have looked if I didn't have an ID that they could run.

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When my boyfriend drinks he shows the affects of alcohol after just one beer. Why is this so? Some people just have no tolerance. When I used to drink I was the same way. I could get absolutely shit faced off of like 3-4 beers. Two made me comfortably drunk.

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If you could only have an angel or a devil on your shoulder all the time, which one would you choose? I would go with the Devil. That way I would know what "Not" to do.....Sometimes. =P

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Have you ever gotten a gift that really surprised you? The people at work all pooled their money and got me a ping pong table. I was blown away.

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Have you ever experienced a kiss that weakened and overwhelmed you? A couple times, yeah.

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Who would win in a fight. Ryan Smith or Zack? My money is on Zack.

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Would you get the White or Black iPhone? Black. I like my phones like I like my women, black and with touch screens. .......What? =P

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What was the last thing or idea you saw that made you go "That's brilliant!"? My friend has a hat with a bottle opener built on to the brim. I really thought that was a good idea.

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Can you name a song that starts with the letter K? This one might be a little tricky.....=) Killer Queen, by Queen.

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If you could use any household item as a weapon, what would it be A hoe. Just because it has a funny name. =P

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Can you name a song that starts with the letter R? Regulate. =) One of my favorite songs.

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Are you ready to experience sensations never thought possible? The last time someone asked me that I ended up with an illegitamate child and a bill for $14.00. =P

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Do you want to go skydiving? Seriously, I've always wanted to go. I would go in a heartbeat.

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If we approached AB like a dinner table (no politics or religion) would it be a more civil place? I'll be totally honest, I don't think that would be a good thing. I like the fact that we have people with different opinions and beliefs. It gives me insight to all sides issues.

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Are you gonna buy the trading cards of contestants that American Idol is coming out with? LMAO! No.

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NASA will be testing their new $250 million “water recovery system. its made of urine, sweat in the air, waste water and other forms of moisture will be fed into the system, distilled and sent back to the tap”would you drink it? Meh, if they say it's clean, I would drink it.

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How many times have the police gone to your house? Like 3 or 4. Just due to parties being too loud and stuff like that.

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Is the street/road in front of your house a busy one? Not really, the closest streetto me is an alley that barely gets any traffic at all. If you listen carefully though, you can hear the freeway. It's not close enough to be annonying, but not far enough away to not be heard.

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What is everyone doing at the same time? I hear that the most toilets are flushed in unison right at the start of the half time show for the super bowl every year. =P

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What is another STRONG word for "Problem" I need an answer asap please (: Issue.

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What annoys you most about cleaning up your dog's poop? Well, I don't have a dog, but I have a cat that I trained to go outside. I don't take shit from anyone. =P

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Have you ever had an Irish Car Bomb? I've had several. It's a very fun drink.

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Do you think its sexy to hear someone talk another language? Depends on what language. Italian is very nice. The Philipino language, Tagalog is like an assault on my ears though.

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Is your Avatar have some GREEN so you don't get *pinched* today by your fellow ABers? .....No.....Damn it. =P

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Does one song, when you hear it, make you so happy, or give you the best feeling in the world? mines "Give me a Little More You" by Little Big Town, its the song my bf dedicated to me and its beautiful Mine is that new Offspring Song, You're Gonna Go Far. It makes me think of film making for some reason. Also Falling Slowly by The Swell Season. Me and my girlfriend on one of our first dates watched a movie with this song in it.

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Speaking from a Christian point of view: If you are meant to love thy neighbour, what if thy neighbour is homosexual? LOL! That's a pretty funny point. I suppose you would have to move. =P

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Do you have a very sexy neighbor? Yeah, she is kind of hot, but she's also kind of an idiot. I nick named her Mom of the Year. I always hear her cursing and yelling at whoever her boyfriend is at the time right in front of her kids.

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What is your favorite scene from the movie "The Jerk" I think I like the scene where the sniper is trying to shoot him and he thinks that the sniper hates cans, so he keeps trying to hide, but keeps hiding near cans so he keeps freaking out.

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I'm starting to think there should be a class for AB, Like AB 101. There is alot of things to learn. Don't you think? Levals, points, experts, moderation, dups, Sheeeez.:)Can I buy a TROPHY? haha Sounds like a solid idea. A member of the website posted a guideline as an answer once: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1919455 It's put together nicely.

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Name one thing would see in a plane Those carts that hit you in the elbow if you're sitting in the aisle. =P

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I'm taking a girl with one eye out this weekend. Do you have any tips for me? Ask her if she can sing while going down on you? ......Too far? =P

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If you had the cash to spare, would you buy any of the items on this list? Or reject them simply on principle? http://coolmaterial.com/cool-list/24-ridiculously-expensive-everyday-items/ Meh, not my style. But if I were rich enough I would spend my money on some really stupid crap. I would probably go with Louis CK's plans (See Video). ....And I might pick up a carbon fiber toilet seat.

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Where would you rather live "Mayberry" or "Animal House"? Pfft, that's easy, Animal House.

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Imagin ur a bus drive and the first day 25 kids get on the bus 9 get off and then 4 get back on 1 gets off and 11 get back on. Whos the bus driver? Some guy named "Ur."

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We are opening the AB Drive In for a special a Family Film Festival. Do you have a film clip that you would like to dedicate to someone in your family? This is for Daffodil: This is to my sister. We used to watch this movie all the time when we were little. This was actually our favorite scene. If I say "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?" to her, she'll crack up laughing. =)

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What's a good, obscure name for an organization that takes on multiple projects over multiple industries (music/clothing/promotion/graphic design)? Your ideas could actually become a real business name.... Generik Industries?

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Despite their popularity, I distinctly find the movies series "Saw" repulsive. It is gruesome, cruel, and not entertaining to me at all. Are you a fan of this series? I thought the first one was good, the second one was ok and every one after that has just gotten crappier and crappier. I didn't even bother seeing 5, because 3 was lame and 4 sucked something awful.

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It's my one year anniversary on AB. What will you bring to the potluck party? Macaroni with red sauce. It's my specialty. It takes me like 8 hours to make it, because I have to let it simmer for a long time. =)

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Do you have a St. Patrick's Day avatar picked out? I can't, the squirrel has a following. =P Yours is sexy though. =)

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Whats a good movie to watch with your significant other? preferably newer releases? I thought Taken and Watchmen we're both amazing. Not really romantic, but whatever. If you want to drag your guy to a movie try He's Just Not That in to You. All of my guy friends who have been dragged to it say it's actually pretty funny.

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If someone offered you $1,000,000.00 to sleep with your significant other would you take the money? Sure, I would sleep with my significant other for $1,000,000.00. Why the hell not? Hell, I would do it for free. =P

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If something happened to one of your loved ones from a criminal act, would you let law enforcement handle it or would you personally seek vigalante justice? Why? I've always kind of wanted to be a vigalante. I'll go with vigalante justice. =)

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What do i do if the guy i like is dating someone else? Move on and find someone else.

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What are some good ways to get people to volunteer? Free food. I use it all the time for short film crews. People are content, as long as they get a good meal. =)

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Would you rather talk like a redneck or like a gangster? If those were my choices, I would just shut the hell up and become a mute.

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Have you heard the new Thing that kids are doing now to get a ''High'' or ''Buzz''... is drinking ''PUREL'' (hand sanitizers)... in light of this - should Stores place them behind the counters ? Your thoughts... Wouldn't that, you know, kill you? I say we leave them right where they are and let natural selection do it's thing.

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What do you do to make yourself look Hot...? Wear my sexy jeans/jacket that my friend that's a girl helped me pick out. =P

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How would you handle your next door neighbor who appears to be a pervert? Open my window and give her a show. She's pretty hot. =P

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I am with someone and i like him alot, the other night a friend told me that he was in love with me, and cant live without me. all i could do was cry. i dont know what to do. advice? Well, let me tell you. The second guy. It's a lose lose. Nobody likes being choice #2 and eventually, he would resent you for it and it would cause problems. Trust me, I know. If it doesn't work out with him, you're up shit creek, because guy #1 won't be too happy about becoming 2nd choice and will resent you for it. So you would be back to where you started pre...

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Will you save me the corner brownies please? Meh, I'll save you an entire tray. Not a big fan of brownies. =)

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What would I do without you? Turn to a life of drugs and prositution.......OK, I might be exagerating a bit there. =P

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Is there a member of Answerbag you would like to thank for something they have done? Meh, lots of people for making me feel welcome here and laughing at my dumbass jokes. =P Little Miss Dangereous for being a total flirt. Sara Monster for being awesome. eric, for cracking me up quite a bit. Sixty B, for being insanely nice to me and everyone she meets on here. Dezimae.....Just cause. =P Larmes for being hot. =P Wide Awake Phoenix for being sarcastic. =P

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Would it freak you out if your lover wanted to try out some Kama Sutra positions? Not at all. I'm very open about that sort of thing. I figure you guys should communicate about that sortof thing. I'm there to make her feel good, if she tells me what she likes, it makes it that much easier.

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What do you have trouble keeping your hands off of? Trouble.

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Are pull ups harder for women (than men) because of how our weight is distributed? I think that depends on the build of the woman. I used to have a friend that looked like she could do pull ups for days. She was tiny and had short arms.

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What would make a good AB road trip? Your last question has me thinking Vegas! =)

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Would a sexy companion on your arm help your luck at the casino? Why? Are you offering? =P

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What's the heaviest fine you have to pay? The heaviest and first one for me is a traffic ticket of $105, it was for disregarding traffic control. How about you, what's the heaviest fine you have to pay? What was it for? I think I had to pay like $190 once for a speeding ticket.

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What is something bumpy? Breasts.

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Why didn't you post what you looked like on Max Power,s question? I did: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3515266

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Anyone want to e-mail me? I'm sure someone out there does.

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What do wich to have for your nxt birthday as a gift? A light kit for when I shoot short films. =)

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Who was the last person you "checked out"? The girl I'm dating. Which worked out nicely because she was right there and....You know. =P

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Would you make fun of me if I told you I was wearing ladies deordarant? I would probably laugh a little bit, but not make fun of you.

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What you think about your body. I have small nipples. =P

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What's more overrated, an iPhone, or a Razr? I would have to say the Rzar. Those things aren't all that great and they are just about as durable as glass. I have friends with them and they break all the freakin time.

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Guys, do you feel insecure if your girlfriend tells you her last boyfriend was more well endowed than you? Meh, as long as mine gets the job done, which it hasn't failed yet, I'm content. =)

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In which countries is YouTube banned? Here's a picture of the map from Ice man's post. Althought it seems like it's innacurate, mainly because this sort of thing changes all the time.

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Do you prefer a shotgun, a sniper rifle, or a crowbar? Sniper rifle. Hopefully, it's one of the ones I would have to build before firing it.

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Name something that Every House has...? A toilet.

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You asked what kind of drink I'd like, I said "surprise me!" So what will you bring me? A purple slurpee.

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Does anyone know how to learn to type faster and not to look at your keyboard? Put a towel over your hands when you type. That way you can't look down.

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What do you think my voice sounds like? A cross between Burt Reynolds and Barry White. =P

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If you met somebody and really really Loved them, then found out they go to Nudist Camps, and expect you to go with them - would you...? Yeah, probably. What the hell, right? Everyones danglies are out. I wouldn't care.

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Honestly why do people think that they can mock and criticize Christianity more than any other religion? Seems like we have to have the most tolerance. They would never dare say things about other religions as they do about Christianity. I don't know, Catholics seem to get the worst of it. That is a form of Christianity. The whole molestation scandal kind of did it. If you count Scientology as a religion, then that gets muc more flack than Christianity ever did. There's a group called Anonymous that protests Scientology meetings all the time. They are an extreamly vocal anti Scientology organization.

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What is something with "holes"? Swiss cheese.

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March is Women's History month. Are men going to whine that there should be a Men's History month? Are women going to whine about men's potential whining more? Possibly. =P

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Can i use a sony memory card in my canon camera? You should be able to, yeah.

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I want to find the lines in the movie Johnny Eager but I dont know how to find them? It's one part of the movie where Johnny is talking about being an outlaw punk. How could I find it? IMDB has a limited set of quotes: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033774/quotes I was unable to find the script online. That's the best I can do for now.

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When your husband has touched other women inappropriately, goes to night clubs and tries to pickup other women, tells you your not what he wants anymore, goes to strip clubs on a reg. basis, drinks every nite excessively, is he cheating? If he's doing all of that, does it really fucking matter? Who cares if he's cheating or not? He's a prick either way.

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How many more years do you want to live..? I'm actually pretty surprised I've lived this long. =P

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Where is the strangest place that you ever woke up? When I used to drink, I woke up on some guys front yard once. I didn't have my shirt on. I had a beer can in one hand and a Carl's Jr. bag in the other with food in it. I woke up to him pushing me with his foot to wake me up.

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Would you prefer to have an expensive car or an airplane? Choose one. I so want to take flying lessons. I would go with an airplane.

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Is there a book that makes you sad? (Where the Red Fern Grows, is mine) The Five People You Meet in Heaven gets sad at one point. That authors other book Tuesdays with Maurie is sad till the end.

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Can one refreeze melted ice cream You can, but it doesn't taste the same.

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? Meh, doesn't bother me in the slightest.

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Is it wrong to pimp my wife It depends, how much of the profit are you taking? =P

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Has your "circle of friends" gotten smaller? Absolutely. I've expanded and gotten new friends, but my core group of friends all went their serperate ways.

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Your choice for "The Adam's Family", original TV series or the Movies? I have to go with the movies. I thought they were great.

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Were there any TV shows that you sang along with the theme song as it began? Sometimes I sing the South Park Theme without even knowing that I'm doing it.

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Is/are your hobby accomplishments as great or greater than your professional/employed ones? I think so. I have my own website: www.jqpentertainment.com

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Did anyone have the toy where you could make your own rubber bugs? (What was it called? - Girls had the "Easy Bake Oven" during that time I think.) I think I did have one of those. They were called Creepy Crawlers. It was a lot less glorious then the commercial made it out to be. =P

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I want to be either most loving or hated person on answerbag. Might want to shoot for most hated. Lots of people are pretty set in the love category already. You're going to have a hard time dethroning them. Good start, with posting something that's not a question. Try to include some racial terms if you can, in the next non question. If you can also somehow tie something offensive about abortion and religion in as well, it would be a good...

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Do you have a website that you built yourself? I didn't build it all by myself but it is my webpage and I do contribute to it almost everyday. The address is: www.jqpentertainment.com It's a website for my short films and stuff. =)

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Jack or heath for joker, whos the best??? i cant decide! Heath Ledger. While I thought they were both brilliant in those roles, Ledger took it to a place beyond anything ever even attempted for a character.

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Its SNOWING outside. 2 days it was 80 degrees outside. is it weird weather where you live? It's been kind of weird. It's been overcast lately. Which is weird for us.

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I have a seven month old chinese sharpei. I was told that there are a lot of risks of putting a sharpei under anestesia with their respiratory problems. So I'm thinking of not getting him fixed at all...but does it change anything if I decide not to? My sisters dog is a Black Lab. They hadn't gotten him fixed until recently. His prostate swelled up and it was blocking his urethra. The vet told them that it's quite common in dogs that aren't fixed. So, they got him fixed and now he's fine. If it's that much of a risk though, maybe you want to wait and see if that happens before you get him fixed.

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Does anyone really care if Bristol Palin has broken up with Levi Johnston? And for that matter, did anyone REALLY think they were planning on getting married before her mom was nominated for VP? Meh, don't really care.

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Would you accept another date with a bad kisser? Yeah, I think so. You can always teach a girl a few new tricks. Eventually, they will know what you like and do that.

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Can you give me an example of a professional boxer than actually quit his boxing career while he was still ahead? While I hate to say it. Lennox Lewis. He retired with the belt. I hate that guy though. He was such and arrogant prick about everything.

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What film starring Emilio Estevez is your favorite? The Ducks fan in me wants to say The Might Ducks, but really, it has to be The Breakfast Club. That movie is so insanely good.

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Is the new McD's commercial fillet of fish song the most annoying song ever? It doesn't really bother me. My Dad cracked up laughing when he first saw it.

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What was the best film from the 90's? That's impossible for me to answer. But if I had to name a few, I would say Braveheart, American Beauty, The Matrix, & Fight Club. That doesn't even begin to scratch the surface, but you get the idea.

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What would be a good first name if the last name was Bone? Bahner. =P

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Have you ever come up with a genius question no one else could possibly have asked only to find it has been? : ( Yeah, at one point. Meh, what are you gonna do?

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How can I get everybody to send me $1.00 USD? Tell them it's to prevent terrorism.

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If you put your left arm in the air for 30 seconds right now, would anybody notice/ think your wierd? I just did it right now and nobody said a word.

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Men why do you really watch porn when you have a hot girlfriend Because, sometimes the hot girlfriend is in to that sort of thing. That's how you know she's a keeper =P

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Can you make a sentence using ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY? This is how I make a sentance using ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY. =)

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Scenario: "John" leaves his door unlocked all day, even when he's not home. One day, John's house is burglarized --- John is at least partially responsible due to his own stupidity. Agree or Disagree? Agree. But I don't think he should be like legally punished or anything.

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If you had the power, would you ban pornography? Absolutely not. I see nothing wrong with it.

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How would you complete the following? "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..." (humor welcomed) I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're baby is a boy.....sort of.

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Who was your hero, as a child? Evil Knieval. I got hurt a lot. =P

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What is a movie that Drew Barrymore was in? 50 First Dates. One of my favorites. =)

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I need help out there, I saw my married mans wife at a place, he saw me hiding she is ugly and he emailed me three days later, I havent responded cause now I am disgusted that he sleeps with her..I havene't heard from him in three weeks, what is going on Good to know that you're standards are so low. Hey, that reminds me, you doing anything later? =P

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Do you care about what happens to celebrities? Not in the slightest. I never really understood that TMZ show. It's just not entertaining to me. I don't really care if this or that star doesn't look good in a bikini. That's their deal.

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Whats the sexiest hair colour? Dyed, stop light red. :shiver: Possibly, the sexiest thing ever. The girl in this picture makes me feel.....Funny. Like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

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Hey ppl its my 18th today wooooooooooooop go me any of u got any gifts for me ? ;) hehe lmao I got you a pet dinosaur. You have to feed it....A lot. And don't make any sudden movements. He bites. It was either this or a stripper. I believe I made the right choice. =P

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Have you ever been ignored? If you have, How did it feel? Girls used to pull this on me all the time. It's like a game they play. "When I lose interest, I just won't answer his calls or talk to him anymore. Mainly because I'm too much of a shallow bitch and would much rather ignore the issue and let him stew and suffer over it then discuss it. Because that's easier for me, sucks for him, but fuck him, I'm done with...

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Neighbor calls cops and says my kid ran a stop sign, cop gives my son a ticket based on neighbors complaint, even though cop didn't see it, neighbor even called in a different make and model of car but swears it was my son driving so he got a ticket Wow, that neighbor is a dick. I would go to court and contest that, especially if your son says he didn't do it. That's not right.

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Why does no1 answer my stupid questions? Because they are stupid questions?

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Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now? Organize an orgy...errr revolution. =P

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Can an employer fire an employee solely because that employee has decided to put his/her resume out for other job opportunities? I imagine they could. Especially if you signed something at the beginning of employeement. Which most companies now make people sign.

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Do you ever find yourself asking, "What the hell am I looking for," as you wander around the house? All the time. I just get way too distra- Hey look a butterfly! =D

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Do you always have a drink while eating a meal if so what do you drink? Just water.

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What would be a really bad reason to call 911? To ask for help getting your Christmas lights down.

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Ladies, does it bother you if your s/o's income is lower than yours? men, does it bother you if your s/o makes more than you? Hell no. She can be my sugar mama. =P

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Things to do to give up smoking? I've never smoked one cigarette. Friends of mine have had success with eating sunflower seeds though.

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When your in the bathroom and the phone rings do you hurry to get to the phone or figure if it is important they will call back? Meh, I usually just shrug and let it ring.

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After making sweet love, do you cuddle or is it back to back and pass out time? Cuddle and talk for a bit then usually fall asleep like that.

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On average, how long does it take you to fall asleep at night? Depends on how tired I am. If I'm dead tired, 2 minutes. Not very vired at all? Could be anywhere from 20 minutes to 1 hour.

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How many stories/floors to your home? Two. It's a three bedroom. The bedroom I'm in is friggin gigantic.

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What was the most odd or frightening experience you have ever encountered with a police officer/s? I have shit luck with cops. Me and my friends got pulled over by the SWAT team once. Nothing like having an assault rifle pointed at your face to get your heart going. My friend stopped his 1969 Dodge van right in front of a drug bust. They thought we were making a pick up. They also pretty much beat the shit out of me. I had a bruise above my eye, scratches on my chest (from being thrown...

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I am shy... so how the hell am i supposed to get a girl into bed with me? any help? Start trying to work past that. Being shy could be because you're insecure. Figure out why you're insecure, work on improving that, and then naturally, you'll feel better about yourself and be less shy.

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Do you think, under any circumstances, an American should wish Obama to fail? I would hope that no one would want him to fail. Republican or Democrat, we're all in this together.

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What if I never have sex? Well, then, that would suck. Jesus that's sort of pathetic. At least pay for it or something.

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Have you ever been arrested for protesting? No, but I've been arrested for prostitution.....They both start with a "P."

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I have my 21st in 3 months and need to lose 15 to 20 kilos. Does anyone have any excercise regime ideas? I'm desperate! Switch to a healthy diet and run. Run your ass off. Running is the most effective way to lose weight.

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If i told you that you were able to fly, would you try? Yeah, I would give it a shot.

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What can I dress up as with the initials ng or mg? Ninja Ghost or Mormon Girl.

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Is it ok for white people to call other white people "honky"? I say it about things that don't work all the time. Like it a lighter doesn't work, I'll shake it and say "Stupid honkey piece of shit!"

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How many of you can claim to be Irish? I can claim to be Irish and from Zimbabway, but it doesn't make it true. =P

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What are the top brands for protein shakes It really depends what you want it to do for you. I just recently switched to ON 100% Whey Protein. Don't get the bananna flavor. It tastes like bananna ass. Anyway, every one is formulated differently to help with different things. I would say just try different ones until you get the desired effect. I hear it's best to change it up every once in awhile so your body...

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What is your number one turn on when you first meet a woman? what makes you want to talk to them some more? Dyed stoplight red hair. Seriously, you have no idea what that does to me.

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6% of people, have never said a cuss word. are you apart of that 6%? Fuck yes.......Damn it. =P

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? Raped to death by an extreamly angry and well endowed gorilla dressed as a clown on national television.

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When you break up with someone do you still think about them? What kind of things do you think about besides sex? What makes you miss them? I'm an expert at breaking up. Usually by the time that all starts to set in, I'm distracted with another project or girl.

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You saw the police pull the drug pusher over take drugs & $40,000 from him leave him with 1 bag and you are made the scape goat because the police didn't arrest him, just let him go after taking his money & drugs. No report filed. Ok. So what was the question?

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How many of you suffer from migraines? What medicine do you take for them and does it work? I used to have a girlfriend that used to get them really bad. I took a class in massage therapy to see if I could help her. She used to say that my head massages were the only thing that made her feel better. It may not work for everyone but I feel like it's probably worth a shot. Couldn't hurt, right? =)

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Does anyone on AB ever feel that they are unable to ask a question, or give an answer, that they really wish to, for fear of the backlash you know you will receive from agressive posters that may not like to think about what you have said? Meh, nope. Sometimes I have to censor myself, because I'm a crude bastard, but that's about it.

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Dude, where's my car? Best movie ever or biggest flop in history? Meh, not the worst or best. I laughed, but I didn't think it was brilliant or anything.

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Should men and women treat dating like a game? I think it should be fun. If that's what works for you, go for it.

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How would you complete this sentence? I would walk a mile barefoot on crushed glass to _____ Cut the hell out of my feet.

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What is your current weather? Uhmmmmm it was like 65 here yesterday and went down to about 50 last night. Today it's probably going to be the same.

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Do you talk a lot? When I was in high school, I didn't want to talk to anyone. Now that I'm an adult, I almost never shut the hell up. =P

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Can you name something that has horns? Giraffe. The only animal born with Horns.....Ouch.

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How is life treating you these days? Pretty good. I'm broke, but meh, what are you going to do?

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Are you proud of your battle scars? Yeah. =)

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Have you ever been bitten by a rat?r Yeah, but it was a pet rat. Wild rats have done nothing but run from me. They are pretty harmless.

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If you could open up a themed restaurant (e.g. Hard Rock Cafe, Margaritaville, etc.) what would it be? Coyote Ugly. Allow me to explain. The one in Vegas has really hot waitresses and women drink for free if they dance on a stage. So, you have drunk, half naked women all over the place. It's sort of what I imagine Heaven would be like. =P