Answerbag: Niva-Wants-Answers's answers

Answer to should i blow up my friends pencil case?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:05:53 -0800

should i blow up my friends pencil case?

HASTA LA VISTA, PENCILS.

Answer to Is this your idea of having fun?

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:03:17 -0800

Is this your idea of having fun?

mm..no. but it passes the time

Answer to A fist full of ___________

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:45:01 -0800

A fist full of ___________

BEANS O.O

Answer to Dating/ Relationship advice needed!!!!! Plz Help

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 09:43:05 -0700

Dating/ Relationship advice needed!!!!! Plz Help

no, it wouldnt be rude, if you dont ask you dont get, right?

Answer to I'm so lost and confused- boyfriend help

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 13:10:34 -0700

I'm so lost and confused- boyfriend help

yeah that seems a bit..hm. The way you've put things, it just sounds like he's using you for the time being. Because when you go out with someone, i dont think you're supposed to have a sell-by date on the relationship. i know what he means, that it probably wont last, because of college and...

Answer to I dislike that while I'm typing, Google is searching. Anyone else feel that way?

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 11:39:00 -0700

I dislike that while I'm typing, Google is searching. Anyone else feel that way?

SAMES.

Answer to I'm craving Hash Browns! Anybody else?

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 11:25:26 -0700

I'm craving Hash Browns! Anybody else?

Nope. I do however, have a craving to watch the phantom of the opera. But I can't fulfill that craving because I have homework to do :( it's a hard life.

Answer to Who is your favorite Andy?

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 11:20:40 -0700

Who is your favorite Andy?

The one from toy story.

Answer to If you were going to get a tattoo, describe how it would look?

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 10:01:21 -0700

If you were going to get a tattoo, describe how it would look?

small, pretty, simple yet intricate, with writing, and probably colourful.

Answer to A thousand zombified Barbie dolls are gathering at your door. Quick, what to do?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 09:17:07 -0700

A thousand zombified Barbie dolls are gathering at your door. Quick, what to do?

Wheres my fire breathing puppy when i need it....

Answer to Three words you love to hear?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 05:50:05 -0700

Three words you love to hear?

Have some bacon.

Answer to Which image of Christ do you like the most?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 14:41:24 -0700

Which image of Christ do you like the most?

http://terriblyawesome.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/tumblr_l0yj4tzvvr1qbcvbro1_500.jpg

Answer to What do you wish you knew how to do, but don't?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 10:15:32 -0700

What do you wish you knew how to do, but don't?

not procastinate.

Answer to How often do you buy things you do not need?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 10:11:02 -0700

How often do you buy things you do not need?

too often.

Answer to How do I solve this 3(2x-4)=4x less than 2x+3?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 10:09:20 -0700

How do I solve this 3(2x-4)=4x less than 2x+3?

3(2x - 4) = 4x 6x - 12 = 4x -12 = 4x - 6x -12 = -2x 12 = 2x x = 6 So that would mean 3(2x-4) = 24 and 2x + 3 = 15 oh wait im wrong. i should probably mention i hate maths.

Answer to How can I get into a parallel universe?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 10:00:20 -0700

How can I get into a parallel universe?

Second to the left and straight on till morning :)

Answer to Can you admit that you're wrong? Some people never admit they wrong. I've never had a problem with that...how about you?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:58:42 -0700

Can you admit that you're wrong? Some people never admit they wrong. I've never had a problem with that...how about you?

Sure, i can admit when im wrong, im just usually right :D

Answer to What song are you listening to right now at this minute.

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:55:27 -0700

What song are you listening to right now at this minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdW48xSbb9s The mixed tape by Jack's Mannequin. I only discovered it the other day and its been on repeat all week :D

Answer to what do you think about nyan cat?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:53:24 -0700

what do you think about nyan cat?

I think it would be a good jaw exercise if people sing along to it. This could be the end of double chins people!

Answer to Can you define a 'bad' person?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 10:37:45 -0700

Can you define a 'bad' person?

Maths teachers. 'Nuff said.

Answer to How does one acquire a life? And where does one start? And what do i do?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:09:54 -0700

How does one acquire a life? And where does one start? And what do i do?

Just be awesome. Nuff Said.

Answer to The ants on the bagel are scared of me or maybe just shy. How do I develop a lasting relationship with the little guys?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:07:17 -0700

The ants on the bagel are scared of me or maybe just shy. How do I develop a lasting relationship with the little guys?

Maybe a little bit of eye contact should do the trick ;)

Answer to Why was Christ crucified actually?

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 09:05:18 -0700

Why was Christ crucified actually?

Because he invented Nyan Cat.

Answer to What food do you like, that most people find gross & others would be surprised to find that you like it.

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:09:21 -0700

What food do you like, that most people find gross & others would be surprised to find that you like it.

I like cornflake sandwiches, and i dont why people think they would be horrible :S they taste great!

Answer to Is there life outside the internet?

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 09:14:08 -0700

Is there life outside the internet?

Sadly, yes.

Answer to Whats a good way to calm yourself down when you are nervous?

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 08:42:12 -0700

Whats a good way to calm yourself down when you are nervous?

well, wait what do you get nervous about?

Answer to Good websites for 16+ teens??

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:53:44 -0700

Good websites for 16+ teens??

www.todaysbigthing.com www.polyvore.com www.tumblr.com www.imvu.com hope those help at all :)

Answer to Hey...what's that on your face?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:09:34 -0700

Hey...what's that on your face?

HAM.

Answer to Will covering my pie with aluminum foil prevent the aliens from eating it?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:22:56 -0700

Will covering my pie with aluminum foil prevent the aliens from eating it?

..maybe. But i dont think you'll need to coz i've already eaten it.

Answer to Why don't McDonald's have vinegar?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:18:56 -0700

Why don't McDonald's have vinegar?

yeah, sorry about that, that mighta been from 'the vinegar incident' off 2002. I dont want to go into any details.

Answer to Do you think you could be driven to do evil deeds?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:42:42 -0700

Do you think you could be driven to do evil deeds?

did you watch that film on sky movies?!

Answer to Do you still have a night light in your bedroom?

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 03:41:48 -0700

Do you still have a night light in your bedroom?

No. I have fairy lights :D

Answer to Why do men mainly ask out women and not the other way around?

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 08:22:12 -0700

Why do men mainly ask out women and not the other way around?

MANLY.

Answer to What's your favorite summer treat?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 19:04:50 -0700

What's your favorite summer treat?

roller coasters. I know, its not edible, but i REALLY WANT TO GO ON A ROLLERCOASTER RIGHT NOW D: D: :D

Answer to When do you like twists and turns?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:07:02 -0700

When do you like twists and turns?

In books, roads and life, yes

Answer to Do you know hot to put your time in good use?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:43:10 -0700

Do you know hot to put your time in good use?

paha no. I should be sleeping right now :L

Answer to Would you want to be friends with a "robot"? Why or why not?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 17:12:30 -0700

Would you want to be friends with a "robot"? Why or why not?

You've just reminded me of that film with the robot that befriends a young girl, and she grows up, and in the end its really sad because she dies or something and he becomes friends with her daughter or something? I dont know. I cant remember what it was called though. AGH! but to answer the...

Answer to Complete this sentence: I just can't stop thinking about__________________.

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:54:55 -0700

Complete this sentence: I just can't stop thinking about__________________.

Biffy Clyro

Answer to Sometimes I just can't _____, even if I try my hardest!

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:51:07 -0700

Sometimes I just can't _____, even if I try my hardest!

pee. sorry i had to lower the tone of things :L

Answer to What are favorite dubstep songs?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:48:01 -0700

What are favorite dubstep songs?

i like that one that examples got out right now. Im not sure if thats dubstep or not though :S

Answer to You buy a pet duck. What do you call it?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:46:03 -0700

You buy a pet duck. What do you call it?

Roy.

Answer to Did you see which direction that bear went?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:44:40 -0700

Did you see which direction that bear went?

FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.

Answer to If you eat meat how do you choose which animals you will eat?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:34:36 -0700

If you eat meat how do you choose which animals you will eat?

If its made of chicken or not :D

Answer to Everything you have thought or done in your life has already been thought, done by somebody else. Would you agree with this?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 16:18:34 -0700

Everything you have thought or done in your life has already been thought, done by somebody else. Would you agree with this?

Yeah. Originality is dead.

Answer to Are you winning?

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:59:46 -0700

Are you winning?

..maybe S:)

Answer to What was the last film you watched at the cinema and would you recommend it?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:33:14 -0700

What was the last film you watched at the cinema and would you recommend it?

Pirates of the caribean 4. Yes yes yes.

Answer to Why do Armenians say "merci" to mean "thanks", even though this is a classically French expression?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:10:16 -0700

Why do Armenians say "merci" to mean "thanks", even though this is a classically French expression?

je ne sais pas.

Answer to What last startled you?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:02:07 -0700

What last startled you?

My sister scared the poop outta me the other day, i was just in the bathroom cleaning my teeth, and i was looking at my reflection in the mirror, and then i saw someone else beside me. I think i defied gravity for a second. A proper scary movie moment :L

Answer to Brainwash _________________________.

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:53:51 -0700

Brainwash _________________________.

brainwash...brainwash? brain..wash. Braaain wash. brain wash.

Answer to Can too much sleep cause depression?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:48:49 -0700

Can too much sleep cause depression?

I hope not, i sleep for ages!

Answer to Of all the things I've been taught, I've never learned to_________.

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 09:08:34 -0700

Of all the things I've been taught, I've never learned to_________.

Tie a tie. I mean, seriously! people should start teaching this in school!

Answer to Do you believe in God? If so what God?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:32:57 -0700

Do you believe in God? If so what God?

I believe that Jesus is badass :D ..and god is a slight rapist.

Answer to So I sort of had an awkward experience last night.

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:29:53 -0700

So I sort of had an awkward experience last night.

hahaha, awesome. What dilema though? theres nothing that needs fixed here. It might have been awkward if it wasnt something funny, but thats hilarious :L you just need to see the funny side of things and laugh it off.

Answer to When I look into your eyes I see ___________________________________

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:23:28 -0700

When I look into your eyes I see ___________________________________

an assortment of apples :)

Answer to How DO jellyfishes reproduce?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:20:08 -0700

How DO jellyfishes reproduce?

I dont know properly, but i do know that its REALLY CREEPY and i was watching a tv programme about it once, and its was something about overpopulating jellyfish, and they were trying to find ways to get rid of them, so they'd kill them in the water, but when you kill them it releases all there...

Answer to How do you help a pessimist be more optomistic?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 11:13:05 -0700

How do you help a pessimist be more optomistic?

Drown them in the kiddie pool! and then when you resuscitate them back to life, they should be pretty optimistic and thankful about things.*

Answer to What does the pope keep in his hat?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:14:04 -0700

What does the pope keep in his hat?

More hats. Like russian dolls, they just get smaller and smaller, and in the last one jesus sits waiting to be released from the evil hat clutches of Mr. Pope.

Answer to Am I the only one who takes this site seriously?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:01:46 -0700

Am I the only one who takes this site seriously?

*puts on monacle and stands up straight* NO, no. This is SERIOUS, very serious, nothing should be taking light heartedly, one must wear their serious heads and serious pants and answer the questions seriously. Im being very serious, very serious indeed. Seriously.

Answer to Which direction is your ceiling fan spinning?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 08:23:11 -0700

Which direction is your ceiling fan spinning?

I don't trust fans that are above my head. Or cats.

Answer to What would you like with that hamburger?

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 08:00:39 -0700

What would you like with that hamburger?

..JUST GIVE ME THE HAMBURGER! *devours instantly*

Answer to Do you have skeletons in your fridge?

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 09:13:23 -0700

Do you have skeletons in your fridge?

No, but i gots CHICKEN!

Answer to If i showed up at your house at 4:00am in the morning asking for a cup of sugar, what would you do??

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 09:11:23 -0700

If i showed up at your house at 4:00am in the morning asking for a cup of sugar, what would you do??

I've seen The Strangers, i'd be pooping masel!

Answer to Any movies i should watch which are good?

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 08:13:22 -0700

Any movies i should watch which are good?

Inception the prestige blades of glory emm.. thats all i can think of. And you probably wont enjoy any of them :/

Answer to Give me some really cool quotes. :D I'm just bored.

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 10:57:59 -0700

Give me some really cool quotes. :D I'm just bored.

'Lifes not a competition, but im winning.'

Answer to I need the best homework excuses you have. im talking beliveable non death related excuse here. ive got teachers that wont belive anything and if they do they dont care. help me. i need an excuse that is beliveable and will buy me some time to do it.

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:21:41 -0700

I need the best homework excuses you have. im talking beliveable non death related excuse here. ive got teachers that wont belive anything and if they do they dont care. help me. i need an excuse that is beliveable and will buy me some time to do it.

You could do the ' oh i've done the wrong homework' excuse, but then you might need proof of the wrong homework.. hmm.. I like to use the 'broken memory stick' excuse - You take in a memory stick, and say to the teacher you'll print it off right now, and then - oh hmm thats strange, I cant find...

Answer to Why do teachers give so much homework? They should have enough teaching ability so they DONT HAV 2do anything for homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 15:10:26 -0700

Why do teachers give so much homework? They should have enough teaching ability so they DONT HAV 2do anything for homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT?!

Answer to I'm not always okay, but I'm okay with that. Is this okay?

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:29:55 -0700

I'm not always okay, but I'm okay with that. Is this okay?

Mm okay.

Answer to What seems to be your most controversial opinion?

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:24:21 -0700

What seems to be your most controversial opinion?

I hate it when people write in doric (scottish slang) on facebook and stuff, it really annoys me. And i speak like that normally, but i just cant stand reading it. its not the most controversial of opinions, but its the only one i could think of.

Answer to I love my country because of ___________

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:15:09 -0700

I love my country because of ___________

our pure scottish pride :) 'FREEDOM!'

Answer to Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 15:08:42 -0700

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?

most of the time, but i cant look people in the eye for too long, them im just like 'woah, stop staring at me.'

Answer to Do you eat the crumbs?

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 11:13:11 -0700

Do you eat the crumbs?

I have a plate with crumbs on it right now. I dont have the urge to eat them.

Answer to Are you symmetrical?

Sat, 19 Mar 2011 09:52:46 -0700

Are you symmetrical?

No, I dont think so. When I look down at my belly button im *sure* its more to the left.

Answer to What's your dream concert?

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 10:12:46 -0700

What's your dream concert?

biffy clyro in my back garden. Now THAT would be ah-mazing :D

Answer to Anyone hear about the London Olympic logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving oral sex? What do you think?

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 10:02:34 -0700

Anyone hear about the London Olympic logo looking like Lisa Simpson giving oral sex? What do you think?

LOL

Answer to What saps you of your energy?

Fri, 04 Mar 2011 16:18:58 -0800

What saps you of your energy?

is it fair to say everything?

Answer to How many pieces of fruit have you ate today?(honestly)

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 15:14:08 -0800

How many pieces of fruit have you ate today?(honestly)

er..one. Twas an apple. I think i need to eat more fruit..

Answer to What are two things you like on sandwiches, but would never put on the same one?

Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:51:56 -0800

What are two things you like on sandwiches, but would never put on the same one?

banana and ham.

Answer to how come i can never find my glasses when i need them?

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 08:20:00 -0800

how come i can never find my glasses when i need them?

I dont think you'd be able to find them when you dont need them either...

Answer to What's the best movie you have seen lately?

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 08:13:38 -0800

What's the best movie you have seen lately?

Inception. Watch it. GO! It's awesome. And watch The Prestige while your at is aswell. And i'd i'll go ahead and recommend black swan too. I havent watched it yet, but im gonna watch it tonight, and i suspect it will be good.

Answer to What comes to mind when I mention beef?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 12:07:01 -0800

What comes to mind when I mention beef?

..a laughing baby came to mind. ..WTF??!

Answer to how do you approach a stupid person?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 11:55:29 -0800

how do you approach a stupid person?

With an 'Im With Stupid' T-shirt.

Answer to How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 11:31:59 -0800

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

minus the umbilical chords *shudders*

Answer to windows , Mac or Linux.....

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 11:25:57 -0800

windows , Mac or Linux.....

...Hmm some large pane of glass, a cheeseburger, or the evil guy with bulgy eyes on lost, hmm decisions decisions...

Answer to If I say chocolate, you say_________.

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:23:34 -0800

If I say chocolate, you say_________.

etalocohc.

Answer to Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind?

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 14:58:37 -0800

Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind?

The potato. They look like us. They pretend to be quite good for us. Then they POISON US. So we drown them in boiling water. ..Is that a bit harsh?

Answer to If you lived by a quote, what would it be?

Wed, 09 Feb 2011 12:45:57 -0800

If you lived by a quote, what would it be?

'if someone prayed for courage, does god give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? - evan almighty im not religious, but i like this quote as its basically saying to like, seize the opportunity when it comes, and dont like expect everything to like just be given to...

Answer to You've been chosen as leader of the new world, how do you change the world?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 10:23:55 -0800

You've been chosen as leader of the new world, how do you change the world?

1. abolish maths and macdonalds. ship those who disagree to africa. 2. be assasinated by angry fat nerds.

Answer to Do you pay attention to T.V. ads, ignore or mute altogether?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 10:18:57 -0800

Do you pay attention to T.V. ads, ignore or mute altogether?

all hail sky + for having a fast foreward button.

Answer to Instead of exclaiming "Oh f**k!", what could you say instead to make it more family-friendly?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 09:55:44 -0800

Instead of exclaiming "Oh f**k!", what could you say instead to make it more family-friendly?

'oh chronicles of narnia!'

Answer to If you died right now, would you be happy with how your life turned out?

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 09:53:00 -0800

If you died right now, would you be happy with how your life turned out?

no, ive barely even lived.

Answer to do you think the world will end in 2012? if so why

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 09:00:39 -0800

do you think the world will end in 2012? if so why

no, the world is not going to end, but i do want something major to happen, just so we can be like 'ohh, stuff like this can be real'

Answer to Where is your boots?

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 12:49:30 -0800

Where is your boots?

on my foots.

Answer to Why am I procrastinating and not doing my course work?

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 11:31:17 -0800

Why am I procrastinating and not doing my course work?

because you work best when stressed and have little time?

Answer to Who spoke to Adam in the Garden of eden

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 10:19:03 -0800

Who spoke to Adam in the Garden of eden

CHUCK NORRIS.

Answer to HOnesty is __________ ?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 10:01:50 -0800

HOnesty is __________ ?

hard.

Answer to why are mexican guys easy to fall for?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:17:37 -0800

why are mexican guys easy to fall for?

Because there mexican. its in there blood. ..but swine flu might be aswell.

Answer to Do you have trouble focusing your eyes when you're tired?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:15:39 -0800

Do you have trouble focusing your eyes when you're tired?

yeah. If i have to watch a DVD in the dark at school when im tired, my eyes like, shake ever so slightly, but i cant stop them. its really annoying.

Answer to How much sleep do you get a night? How much should you be getting?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:11:39 -0800

How much sleep do you get a night? How much should you be getting?

probably about 7 or 8 which isnt enough for me. In the holidays i sleep for 12 hours most days, and still rever feel like, refreshed waking up. i enjoy sleeping :)

Answer to What kind of food do you hate the most?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:04:19 -0800

What kind of food do you hate the most?

mushrooms. but then again, i never eat them. so that doesnt really answer your question.

Answer to True of false: All dogs go to heaven?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:00:47 -0800

True of false: All dogs go to heaven?

no,dude, they get reincarnated as ipods.