Answerbag: King Tom's answers

Answer to What is 40 million multiplied by 1 million?

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:07:37 -0700

What is 40 million multiplied by 1 million?

40*10^12

Answer to Have you ever had someone come to your door and want to share their religion to you?

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:49:17 -0700

Have you ever had someone come to your door and want to share their religion to you?

Yes. They didn't survive.

Answer to What are your thoughts on Yoda from Star Wars?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:05:20 -0700

What are your thoughts on Yoda from Star Wars?

He's a bit overpowered. Also, he's kinda retarded in the old episodes.

Answer to I keep hearing how Obama is a elegant speaker! Since when is umm ok umm you see umm well ok umm it is like this umm elegant speaking?

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 09:19:26 -0700

I keep hearing how Obama is a elegant speaker! Since when is umm ok umm you see umm well ok umm it is like this umm elegant speaking?

everyone speaks like that.

Answer to What size (or kind of) bed do you sleep on?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:29:47 -0700

What size (or kind of) bed do you sleep on?

Full

Answer to Is playing Monopoly using real money a good idea?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:28:37 -0700

Is playing Monopoly using real money a good idea?

No. People will get upset, since the rules are complex and its largely up to chance. Also, not many people have thousands of dollars lying around.

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:26:45 -0700

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

"Particle: A particle has a mass, but a size that can be neglected. For" from "Engineering Mechanics: Statics and Dynamics"

Answer to How do you avoid becoming a target in prison?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:22:23 -0700

How do you avoid becoming a target in prison?

You have to make yourself look tough so no one will mess with you. Either beat someone up or join a prison gang.

Answer to Who was the last person you Spoke to and how long ago was it...?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:21:35 -0700

Who was the last person you Spoke to and how long ago was it...?

My dad, about an hour ago.

Answer to If a guy can come back from the dead as a ghost what is to stop the armies of Satan from coming back and literally screwing this world over?? What is stoping him? How did the ghosts come back and not Satan? Confusing.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:21:04 -0700

If a guy can come back from the dead as a ghost what is to stop the armies of Satan from coming back and literally screwing this world over?? What is stoping him? How did the ghosts come back and not Satan? Confusing.

He stays in my closet. He came because he was hungry, and I gave him some cheetos. He used to live in Baltimore under a highway interchange.

Answer to What's on your flash drive?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:18:04 -0700

What's on your flash drive?

Backups, movies, games and various projects.

Answer to What do you think about chewing tobacco? Gross or cool? Why?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:16:41 -0700

What do you think about chewing tobacco? Gross or cool? Why?

Gross, it ruins your teeth and then you've got to spit it out.

Answer to On a scale of 1 - 10 , how sexy is Lara Croft?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:10:56 -0700

On a scale of 1 - 10 , how sexy is Lara Croft?

6

Answer to Out of all the pets I've had I miss ________ the most. What animal or animals name can you put in the blank?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:10:10 -0700

Out of all the pets I've had I miss ________ the most. What animal or animals name can you put in the blank?

Cookie the hamster. Its the only pet *we've* had that's dead.

Answer to Have you ever bungee jumped?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:09:34 -0700

Have you ever bungee jumped?

Yep. It was one of the best overpriced moments of my life.

Answer to What is something that makes you CrAzY!!!!!?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:09:02 -0700

What is something that makes you CrAzY!!!!!?

your wacky antics

Answer to Are all Vulcans vegetarians?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:08:41 -0700

Are all Vulcans vegetarians?

I think Tuvok was seen eating meat at one point or another, but I'm not sure.

Answer to Are Denobulans cave dwellers?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:07:56 -0700

Are Denobulans cave dwellers?

No. Those were just geologists.

Answer to Why does God need a starship?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:07:03 -0700

Why does God need a starship?

He doesn't need a starship. I need a starship.

Answer to Men are ____________.?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:49:08 -0700

Men are ____________.?

attracted to women.

Answer to If you were marrying a stripper would you insist she quit her job?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 11:48:20 -0700

If you were marrying a stripper would you insist she quit her job?

Yea probably.

Answer to If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:29:40 -0700

If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh?

60lbs

Answer to Which is funnier, The simpsons or Futurama?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:17:23 -0700

Which is funnier, The simpsons or Futurama?

Simpsons. Futurama was canceled right?

Answer to Who decides what is good and what is bad, and what makes them right?

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:16:46 -0700

Who decides what is good and what is bad, and what makes them right?

Society of course, and nothing makes it 'right'. Then again 'right' is a point of view just as 'good' and 'bad' is. Unfortunately there is no concrete base of morality except for the one we evolved into.

Answer to What bears do u think is cute?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:25:15 -0700

What bears do u think is cute?

Pandas

Answer to HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY VACUBLARY?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:23:47 -0700

HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY VACUBLARY?

Read. Its as simple as that.

Answer to Organisms that eat both producers and consumers are called?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:23:13 -0700

Organisms that eat both producers and consumers are called?

Omnivores. The producer is a plant, and the consumer is an animal that eats the plant.

Answer to We still have kings and queens,but why no more jesters?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:20:06 -0700

We still have kings and queens,but why no more jesters?

Oh we still have jesters. They're called politicians.

Answer to Because the Pope is visiting, authorities in Cameroon demolished the 'unattractive' stalls where thousands of street vendors earn their living. Is this their idea of "God's Work"?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:19:36 -0700

Because the Pope is visiting, authorities in Cameroon demolished the 'unattractive' stalls where thousands of street vendors earn their living. Is this their idea of "God's Work"?

Yep. To them its all OK. These are the problems with a non-secular society.

Answer to Is there one person who can make you smile right now?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:18:12 -0700

Is there one person who can make you smile right now?

Thanks, but I'm smiling already :)

Answer to Is God a republican? Can you go to church if you are not a republican?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:17:53 -0700

Is God a republican? Can you go to church if you are not a republican?

That depends on which god you're talking about. I happen to know that Thor and Allah are democrats.

Answer to Have you ever been to Heaven?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:16:51 -0700

Have you ever been to Heaven?

Yep. I've also been to Middle-Earth, and Tataouine.

Answer to I am allergic to Oxygen. What are some good substitutes I can use that are not too expensive?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:11:57 -0700

I am allergic to Oxygen. What are some good substitutes I can use that are not too expensive?

You can't be allergic to oxygen. ...You're made of it.

Answer to Did the Moon's far side once face Earth?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:09:28 -0700

Did the Moon's far side once face Earth?

Yes. The moon's rotation around earth *almost* matches its orbit (in duration). So at one point, yes, it did face us, and it will face us again in the far future.

Answer to I'm straight, and would like to know approximately the amount of people who are okay with it,who have a problem with it,or don't give a sit. Thoughts?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:07:20 -0700

I'm straight, and would like to know approximately the amount of people who are okay with it,who have a problem with it,or don't give a sit. Thoughts?

I, for one, don't care. I am also straight.

Answer to Why do liberals support stem cell research?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:05:43 -0700

Why do liberals support stem cell research?

Because its the most awesome and promising field of medicine that exists today. Only a fool would not support it.

Answer to Some of the 9/11 defendants are proudly asking for the death penalty - what do you think? Give it to them, or make them rot in jail for life?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:04:52 -0700

Some of the 9/11 defendants are proudly asking for the death penalty - what do you think? Give it to them, or make them rot in jail for life?

Why would people be asking for the death penalty? That makes no sense. "I want the state to kill me", why? And even if they did think that, then why stay 'defendants'? Can't you just change your mind?

Answer to What are one to three words that describe/characterize your religion?

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:02:39 -0700

What are one to three words that describe/characterize your religion?

None.

Answer to Texas hold em heads up i had king jack my mate had two queens flop comes out three eights turn card a three river eight i said i won with four and a king but he reckons he wins can you settle an argument i`m trying to tell best 5 card hand wins

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 15:02:05 -0700

Texas hold em heads up i had king jack my mate had two queens flop comes out three eights turn card a three river eight i said i won with four and a king but he reckons he wins can you settle an argument i`m trying to tell best 5 card hand wins

A 4 of a kind (8888) beats a full house (QQ888). So both of you had 4 of a kind, but you had the king kicker, so you win.

Answer to Do you like to watch Wrestling?

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:25:55 -0700

Do you like to watch Wrestling?

no. its all a rouse. boxing is better.

Answer to What item would you like to see become buy one get one free?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 20:06:04 -0800

What item would you like to see become buy one get one free?

Real Estate

Answer to Do you know the exact minute you were born?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:50:41 -0800

Do you know the exact minute you were born?

Nope. I was born around 6:30 PM

Answer to What meal do you think just isn't complete without Mashed Potatoes and maybe gravy?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:49:39 -0800

What meal do you think just isn't complete without Mashed Potatoes and maybe gravy?

Turkey.

Answer to Do you pay with cash, check, or a credit card?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:48:56 -0800

Do you pay with cash, check, or a credit card?

That depends what I'm buying.

Answer to What would you do if you saw a bomb squad tech run past you?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:47:59 -0800

What would you do if you saw a bomb squad tech run past you?

Run the other way.

Answer to What is something you would associate with the "Titanic"?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:45:19 -0800

What is something you would associate with the "Titanic"?

The ship itself, and the definition of the word.

Answer to What are some things that people MIGHT shoplift?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:43:35 -0800

What are some things that people MIGHT shoplift?

Anything that you can buy in a store, you can shoplift. Unless that 'something' is not a good, but a service.

Answer to The light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be.............................................?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:42:58 -0800

The light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be.............................................?

...... the end of the tunnel? a tunnel has ends you know.

Answer to Is eating lettuce wrong?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:42:14 -0800

Is eating lettuce wrong?

No. why on earth would it not be? well mabie if you stole a lot of it from a starving family. ...what a ridiculous question

Answer to Would you rather be told that your smart or that your beautiful?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:40:47 -0800

Would you rather be told that your smart or that your beautiful?

I'd rather be told I'm beautiful, since I already know that I'm smart, and beauty comes from what other people think.

Answer to Do you avoid mimes or hang around and watch?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:39:52 -0800

Do you avoid mimes or hang around and watch?

I haven't seen any in years.

Answer to What is the best sore throat and cough medicine?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:39:35 -0800

What is the best sore throat and cough medicine?

Tea with lemons. Aside from that you can go buy something from the pharmacy... like Halls or Buckley's or fisherman's friend.

Answer to What are some things that people can become members of?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:38:18 -0800

What are some things that people can become members of?

Clubs, teams, societies does that 15 minute question time limit ever get in the way nunya?

Answer to If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:36:49 -0800

If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day?

masturbate

Answer to In your opinion, What is the name of a "pest"?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:35:55 -0800

In your opinion, What is the name of a "pest"?

Roaches.

Answer to How long has it been since you worn roller skates?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:49:39 -0800

How long has it been since you worn roller skates?

Never. Just roller blades.

Answer to What are the next two letters? s e m i t m w q t u f

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:49:08 -0800

What are the next two letters? s e m i t m w q t u f __ __

Y and S apparently. Dang thats a tough riddle.

Answer to Why would someone kill a budgie?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:05:48 -0800

Why would someone kill a budgie?

Overpopulation? He's sick and has to be put down? I guess you could use those 2 for most animals.

Answer to Do you think Obama is president just because he is black?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:03:38 -0800

Do you think Obama is president just because he is black?

Not at all. He was elected because his opponent was a dumbass.

Answer to What come's to mind when I say.. 221 Jiggawatt's?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:48:46 -0800

What come's to mind when I say.. 221 Jiggawatt's?

A 'jiggawatt' is nonsense, what have you been inhaling?

Answer to I can't loose weight. I've been on a 1000 calorie diet for 7 months. I walk aprox 9 miles and 36 flights of stairs a day. I've had every blood test possible done and I've had ultrasounds done. Dr. can't find out what's wrong. Can you help?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:46:54 -0800

I can't loose weight. I've been on a 1000 calorie diet for 7 months. I walk aprox 9 miles and 36 flights of stairs a day. I've had every blood test possible done and I've had ultrasounds done. Dr. can't find out what's wrong. Can you help?

Have you, uh, kept to that diet? Its also possible that its genetic, if there was weight problems in your family.

Answer to This quiz was dead on for me. How much should you weigh?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:45:00 -0800

This quiz was dead on for me. How much should you weigh?

It says "170", I really weigh 145. Pretty far off...

Answer to Do pizza arrives before police in your locality?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:08:42 -0800

Do pizza arrives before police in your locality?

Nope. The police are here in 5 minutes flat. The pizza takes 4x as long.

Answer to What is laughter?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:29:09 -0800

What is laughter?

Its what you do when you're amused.

Answer to What are the consequences for not believing in God?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:28:07 -0800

What are the consequences for not believing in God?

Your mind will open and you will save both time and money.

Answer to How old were you in 1980?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:26:51 -0800

How old were you in 1980?

-9 here

Answer to If Ab invites all of it's members for a get together,what would be the right place to meet?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:26:19 -0800

If Ab invites all of it's members for a get together,what would be the right place to meet?

A stadium. There's far too many of us.

Answer to Something that you always carry with you_________?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:05:44 -0800

Something that you always carry with you_________?

Keys

Answer to How can you prove God is real?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:05:10 -0800

How can you prove God is real?

You can't prove god is real. That's kinda the whole point.

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wyatt Earp"?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:03:34 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wyatt Earp"?

You're getting pretty obsessed with AB nunya.

Answer to Assuming you get to keep it, what's the smallest denomination of money you'd fish out of an unused public toilet?

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:01:52 -0800

Assuming you get to keep it, what's the smallest denomination of money you'd fish out of an unused public toilet?

Unused? A dollar. actually, now that I think about it, I'm raising this to a five.

Answer to If your life is a book, what do you hope the next chapter is called?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:29:01 -0800

If your life is a book, what do you hope the next chapter is called?

"A Windfall"

Answer to How do you feel about people touching you?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:51:34 -0800

How do you feel about people touching you?

It depends on the gender.

Answer to Could there be more than one God?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:06:22 -0800

Could there be more than one God?

Nope. Just as there couldn't be the one.

Answer to Can you name something in your bedroom that begins with the letter D?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:03:51 -0800

Can you name something in your bedroom that begins with the letter D?

Disk drive

Answer to How long does it take light to travel to Earth from the Sun? and there 5 consteletion?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:01:14 -0800

How long does it take light to travel to Earth from the Sun? and there 5 consteletion?

8 minutes 20 seconds from the sun to the earth. I dont know what you mean by 'consteletion'

Answer to A girl in my school called me pretty(I'm a guy)?

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:32:48 -0800

A girl in my school called me pretty(I'm a guy)?

Ask her out.

Answer to What things do you consider unforgivable?

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:00:43 -0800

What things do you consider unforgivable?

Genocide. Everything else is forgivable depending on the circumstances.

Answer to Have you been called a racist for not voting for Obama?and how have you defended yourself? I ask because my professor said in class that white people who didn't vote for Obama are racist and none of the white students stood up for themselves,I was shocked

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:55:37 -0800

Have you been called a racist for not voting for Obama?and how have you defended yourself? I ask because my professor said in class that white people who didn't vote for Obama are racist and none of the white students stood up for themselves,I was shocked

Thats stupid. You vote for someone based on how you think they'll do as president. If you think they'll help you, etc. Your professor is stupid, and the students are probably just lazy.

Answer to Have you ever had something pop up while your on a website saying "congatulations!,your the 999999th visitor,click hear to claim your prize!",(I always close the window) Is this a bug or something,or are they telling the truth and there really is a prize?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:40:23 -0800

Have you ever had something pop up while your on a website saying "congatulations!,your the 999999th visitor,click hear to claim your prize!",(I always close the window) Is this a bug or something,or are they telling the truth and there really is a prize?

No its just an ad for their site.

Answer to What do your first names means?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:39:19 -0800

What do your first names means?

It doesnt mean anything its just a name. My first name is Tom.

Answer to Can you help me name my new fish? It is a male blue & red siamese fighting fish with a bad *ss attitude. Any good ideas will be much appreciated!

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:38:45 -0800

Can you help me name my new fish? It is a male blue & red siamese fighting fish with a bad *ss attitude. Any good ideas will be much appreciated!

Call him "Max Fightmaster"

Answer to Why should felons have the right to vote?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:37:04 -0800

Why should felons have the right to vote?

Every citizen of a country has the right to vote. Its a basic statement. Very hard to mis-interpret.

Answer to Which professionals (workers) deserve more pay and why?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:35:48 -0800

Which professionals (workers) deserve more pay and why?

Surgeons and Pilots deserve the most, but they get the most already.

Answer to What if you woke up and there was an egg in your bed?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:57:55 -0800

What if you woke up and there was an egg in your bed?

I'd wonder who the prankster was

Answer to Do you always carry tissues when you go out?

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:57:05 -0800

Do you always carry tissues when you go out?

Nope. Unless I have a cold or something.

Answer to Do you believe that any race or nationality is better than any other?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:43:25 -0800

Do you believe that any race or nationality is better than any other?

First of all, let me point out that a race is a completely different thing than a nationality. Being 'better' would apply only if your definition of 'better' is on a statistic or personal conviction or narrow description. Generally, of course, you can't say that a...

Answer to Can you go down in points?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:38:58 -0800

Can you go down in points?

You can never loose a level or 'category expert' by DR'ing.

Answer to Is Dilbert or Family Guy better?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:37:10 -0800

Is Dilbert or Family Guy better?

Family Guy is better, but I enjoy both and I'm not going to 'condemn' Dilbert.

Answer to Name something that has 4 legs

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:35:26 -0800

Name something that has 4 legs

A horse.

Answer to Name something that can be built

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:34:49 -0800

Name something that can be built

A building. Hold on... this question is really really vague. I mean... ANYTHING can be 'built'. Any building, any solid construction, any finished product, any tangible item, any form of matter at all... Even abstractions can be 'built': trust can be built, love can be...

Answer to Name something you can press a button on/off

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:27:32 -0800

Name something you can press a button on/off

A desk lamp. I'm looking at one right now.

Answer to What's your favorite movie trilogy? (pirates, star wars etc.)

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:27:06 -0800

What's your favorite movie trilogy? (pirates, star wars etc.)

Its gotta be pirates for me. Although I have seen many movies and would be willing to change my opinion of 'whats best' if I was faced with a clever argument.

Answer to Do you believe what the Bible says is true?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:22:58 -0800

Do you believe what the Bible says is true?

No. I do not agree with the bible. Granted, there is a chance that some of whats in it could have historically happened.

Answer to What is a miracle and what does it prove?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:21:44 -0800

What is a miracle and what does it prove?

A miracle is anything that someone claims to have been caused by divine intervention. It proves nothing except that there exist people who believe in divine intervention.

Answer to To the ladies....Whats the sexiest colour eyes in a man?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:17:43 -0800

To the ladies....Whats the sexiest colour eyes in a man?

I'm getting exited looking at how many say 'blue'... I have blue eyes too!

Answer to Is there a true atheist? What is the difference between an atheist and a non-believer?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:16:17 -0800

Is there a true atheist? What is the difference between an atheist and a non-believer?

There is no difference. An Atheist IS a non-believer

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "paradise"?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:15:33 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "paradise"?

Limitless resources and a warm climate.

Answer to What do you think about Los Angeles County having a No Cussing Week in March?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:13:02 -0800

What do you think about Los Angeles County having a No Cussing Week in March?

That's a stupid idea. What good could it possibly do?

Answer to "God Bless the United States," your response is?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:11:34 -0800

"God Bless the United States," your response is?

A raised eyebrow and a smirk.