Answerbag: Toryoh's answers

Answer to What did you tell the police?

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:53:57 -0800

What did you tell the police?

Last week I was pulled over for speeding taking my sister to the airport. (we slept late and her flight left at 5 a.m.). A cop pulled me over less than a mile from the airport. He asked me "are you aware you were doing 52 in a 35...I said "yep, trying not to miss a flight". I handed him my...

Answer to Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:49:15 -0800

Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted?

This new format SUCKS....I probably won't be back very often, if at all.

Answer to Do cowboys eat Sushi?

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:12:28 -0800

Do cowboys eat Sushi?

Yes if that's a nickname for cowgirls

Answer to If you could have at work, a dispenser that doles out free "anything" (other than money) what would you want it to dispense?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:08:17 -0800

If you could have at work, a dispenser that doles out free "anything" (other than money) what would you want it to dispense?

COMMON SENSE! Apparently there's a huge lack of that these days. And a simple "please" and "thank you" would help also!

Answer to I farted and now there's a hole in my underwear. What should I do to prevent this from happening again?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:03:09 -0800

I farted and now there's a hole in my underwear. What should I do to prevent this from happening again?

Try Kevlar underwear...If you put a hole in those, you have serious issues...lol

Answer to If you could choose one person on earth, to get stuck on a deserted island with (for the rest of your life) who would you choose?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:46:38 -0800

If you could choose one person on earth, to get stuck on a deserted island with (for the rest of your life) who would you choose?

Well, since it's for the rest of MY life, I'd want my kids to still go to college, so not them. Also, I'd want them to have a parent available, so not my ex. I would choose a convicted pedophile, so I could kill them, as I'll be stuck on the island for the rest of my life, I...

Answer to The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:26:29 -0800

The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?

Muffle "I'm sorry mom, I won't talk back to you again, ever", and I'll let you go. Oh wait that's my daughter I was thinking of...

Answer to Have you ever capsized a boat?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:17:54 -0800

Have you ever capsized a boat?

If a canoe counts then yes! And boy was my boyfriend, who was anti-cussing, surprised to hear me when we hit a bush full of spiders and found out all the words I knew...lol.

Answer to Do you carry a bag of stuff with you everywhere you go?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:03:08 -0700

Do you carry a bag of stuff with you everywhere you go?

No...I carry my keys, cell, driver's license and debit card...always in my pockets. And no I'm not a lesbian, but carting around a purse all the time is just a pain in a**.

Answer to How would you customize your casket if money was no object?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:15:06 -0700

How would you customize your casket if money was no object?

I don't want a casket...but I have picked out a nice water-soluble urn, as I wish to be cremated, and have my kids take a nice cruise together and toss me out to sea. I lived in West Palm Beach, FL for years, and always found it very calming just to go sit and watch the ocean. I'd...

Answer to What do you consume while out, but won't buy for yourself at home? For me its Root Beer.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:06:52 -0700

What do you consume while out, but won't buy for yourself at home? For me its Root Beer.

Egg rolls/spring rolls...they're just not the same at home

Answer to Grocery shopping. Do you turn it into a fun adventure, or is it an awful chore that you don't like?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:44:45 -0700

Grocery shopping. Do you turn it into a fun adventure, or is it an awful chore that you don't like?

I like to go late at night, and without my kids. You have to deal with the stock boys, but no crowds and no kids with me...bonus!

Answer to If aliens landed their space craft on your front lawn, what would you say to them?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:39:10 -0700

If aliens landed their space craft on your front lawn, what would you say to them?

If you're here to take someone back with you, here are the GPS coordinates of my ex's house

Answer to If you entered a contest and won a Log Home, in the country, would you live in it or sell it?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:35:48 -0700

If you entered a contest and won a Log Home, in the country, would you live in it or sell it?

LIVE IN IT!! And pray like he** that it was in Tennessee

Answer to Do robots dream of bunnies?

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:36:06 -0700

Do robots dream of bunnies?

Do they go to sleep by counting RAMs jumping fences?

Answer to I answered a question with a very non-controversial and conversational answer, yet someone downrated me five points - why would s/he do this?

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:43:45 -0700

I answered a question with a very non-controversial and conversational answer, yet someone downrated me five points - why would s/he do this?

So did I, but the person who DR'd me also left a comment and their user name is "slayer". I checked out his questions and answers and I guess there's a reason why after a year, he's still a level 3. I guess some people don't agree with "agreeing to...

Answer to Do you have a favorite music video spoof? This is one of Pearl Jam's Even Flow:

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:10:53 -0700

Do you have a favorite music video spoof? This is one of Pearl Jam's Even Flow:

I love Nickelback, but this was too funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_tA7y4L48

Answer to How do you feel about the Sci Fi Channel changing its name to Syfy and the new ads they are running to promote it? (link provided)

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:08:48 -0700

How do you feel about the Sci Fi Channel changing its name to Syfy and the new ads they are running to promote it? (link provided)

I think it's pandering to the hooked-on-phonics crowd and the dumbing down of America.

Answer to Can you name something that's majestic?

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:58:14 -0700

Can you name something that's majestic?

Two: 1) the ocean, I always found it calming to just go sit at the beach to chill out and think about things (or not think about things), and 2) sunrise in the mountains of Tennessee...very beautiful.

Answer to If you pull my hair...will it grow faster?

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:55:28 -0700

If you pull my hair...will it grow faster?

If I pull your hair, yes "it" will grow faster, but "it" won't be your hair...lol

Answer to My mom has been given about 2 years to live. My dad & her divorced over 30 yrs ago and he's still giving her sh**. Her funeral arrangements are made. I plan on banning him from funeral as he beat her for years. Do you think this is right thing to do?

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:52:58 -0700

My mom has been given about 2 years to live. My dad & her divorced over 30 yrs ago and he's still giving her sh**. Her funeral arrangements are made. I plan on banning him from funeral as he beat her for years. Do you think this is right thing to do?

To add more, my dad is/was extremely abusive to my mom and me, and much less so to my younger sisters. I don't speak to him, and my mom only tolerates his calls when he calls to speak to one of my sisters. He hospitalized her more than once because of his beatings and she ended up shooting...

Answer to Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:42:31 -0700

Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?

I'd call my cousin "Little Eddie". He's 6'4", weighs about 280 and has a black belt. We'd pay the boyfriend a visit.

Answer to Why do I get friend requests from people who never answer my questions or leave any comments anywhere? who are you people??? why do this?

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:13:05 -0700

Why do I get friend requests from people who never answer my questions or leave any comments anywhere? who are you people??? why do this?

This answer will definitely show my cynical & skeptical viewpoint...but I believe some people seek out AB friends who have high rankings, perhaps thinking they'll be able to get a lot of points from that person's responses. I prefer to find people whose questions/answers I find...

Answer to If I was to give you something "Sweet" what would you want it to be?

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 00:28:45 -0700

If I was to give you something "Sweet" what would you want it to be?

Buy me a blank card, but write your own heartfelt sentiments inside, not the sappy pre-printed stuff. Buy me a single yellow rose (my favorite)...I don't need a $50 bouquet to get the same sentiment across, make me a great meal, arrange for the kids to be elsewhere for the evening....stuff...

Answer to I just sold something on eBay & I have a reminder that states that the item sold is eligible for a second chance offer. What does that mean?

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:59:50 -0700

I just sold something on eBay & I have a reminder that states that the item sold is eligible for a second chance offer. What does that mean?

E-bay 2nd chance is used when: 1) the item's reserved priced isn't met, 2) you have more than 1 of the same item for sale, or 3) the winning bidder didn't pay. See e-bay's terms at: http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/second_chance_offer.html

Answer to How would I know if my girlfriend was really a psycho ? What signs should I look for ? ( humor expected)

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:44:03 -0700

How would I know if my girlfriend was really a psycho ? What signs should I look for ? ( humor expected)

Does she ask to tie you up...when she's not wearing lingerie? Does she ask for a lock of your hair and has lots of push pins and voodoo books? Does she randomly call and mention where you are without you telling her, because she's installed a GPS device on your scooter? Did she get...

Answer to If you were allowed to hang a banner from the Empire State Building for a day, what would you write on it?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:31:36 -0700

If you were allowed to hang a banner from the Empire State Building for a day, what would you write on it?

"Say 'Hi' to a stranger"

Answer to What's one thing you'd never hear God say?

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:22:04 -0700

What's one thing you'd never hear God say?

Jerry Springer...I love your show.

Answer to What fun things can you do with a Dish Network satellite dish, you no longer have service for?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:57:52 -0700

What fun things can you do with a Dish Network satellite dish, you no longer have service for?

I imagine a stoner could use it for Fruity Pebbles or Banana Splits

Answer to How's that Interner Explorer update working out for you?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:42:36 -0700

How's that Interner Explorer update working out for you?

Oh...IE has an update? Ooohhh, hold on let me get right on that, right after I pull my fingernails out with pliers. I quit using that piece of crap years ago and don't expect to return to it any time soon. It totally irks me when I hit a website that says I have to have it, rather than...

Answer to If you are seeing a smaller man and you want him to buy snug fit condoms because regular ones slip off, how can you get past the power of the ego and nicely convince him to say yes?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:12:56 -0700

If you are seeing a smaller man and you want him to buy snug fit condoms because regular ones slip off, how can you get past the power of the ego and nicely convince him to say yes?

YOU buy the appropriate ones, and when the times comes that you need one (so to speak), then you say "no, let me get that for you" and you put it on him from your personal stash.

Answer to Sometimes/often my ex wife, she speaks to me through my child, I feel that is wrong, is it?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:01:05 -0700

Sometimes/often my ex wife, she speaks to me through my child, I feel that is wrong, is it?

It is immature and selfish for an adult to put their child/children in the middle of adult business, or to alienate a child against their other parent. If you feel that your ex is participating in Parental Alienation, that's a reason to take them to court and gain custody. Maybe if you...

Answer to My sons mother told the judge she makes $80 every 2 weeks in court over child support. I know she makes well over $400 a week. I had my lawyer subpoena her pay stubs and now she is calling me scum for trying to pay her less? who is really wrong?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:56:22 -0700

My sons mother told the judge she makes $80 every 2 weeks in court over child support. I know she makes well over $400 a week. I had my lawyer subpoena her pay stubs and now she is calling me scum for trying to pay her less? who is really wrong?

You need to have her & your pay stubs and tax returns submitted to the court. No, you are not wrong and not scum for getting the legal amount set. Legally you are right. Morally, you owe your child a decent upbringing. You don't have to over-pay her in child support to provide for...

Answer to What does it mean to have character?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:01:45 -0700

What does it mean to have character?

To me, it means doing the right thing, even when no one is looking or would know otherwise.

Answer to Remember that girl who claimed she dozed off while getting three stars tattooed on her face and woke up with the Milky Way plastered all over her ? Did you believe her ? Turns out she was lying.

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:30:22 -0700

Remember that girl who claimed she dozed off while getting three stars tattooed on her face and woke up with the Milky Way plastered all over her ? Did you believe her ? Turns out she was lying.

I WISH I could sleep through getting a tattoo...I have three so far, and two of them just felt like bee stings, the other one though, it was all I could do just to sit still. Anyone who says they've slept through a tattoo is obviously lying. I have fell asleep in the dentist's chair...

Answer to What don't you like about the beach?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:24:10 -0700

What don't you like about the beach?

Sand...in crevices where it shouldn't be, then in the carpet of my car.

Answer to Parents pressure and Demand grandchildren. I'm 30 & single. What to do?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:17:11 -0700

Parents pressure and Demand grandchildren. I'm 30 & single. What to do?

Sit down with them and have a serious talk. Tell them that you'll have kids IF & WHEN you decide to, and not until. Tell them that if you were to have a child just to satisfy their needs, that you may not be the parent you should, because you won't be ready ...and they certainly...

Answer to What is the most inappropriate place you have ever had sex?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:51:14 -0700

What is the most inappropriate place you have ever had sex?

In a hospital bed...

Answer to What's your favorite song?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:21:46 -0700

What's your favorite song?

Nickelback: If Today Was Your Last Day

Answer to What do you always take with you when you leave your home?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:52:54 -0700

What do you always take with you when you leave your home?

Driver's License (ID) & Debit card. I keep a spare key hidden outside my house, so if I leave without those I'm ok. And, unlike some people...I won't ABSOLUTELY die without my cell.

Answer to I desperately need help. My ex is smothering me. I was very clear when I told him we were over but he still calls me constantly, calls me pet names, and is basically planning our future together. How can I tell him to leave me alone without hurting him?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:18:11 -0700

I desperately need help. My ex is smothering me. I was very clear when I told him we were over but he still calls me constantly, calls me pet names, and is basically planning our future together. How can I tell him to leave me alone without hurting him?

If you believe you were very clear...apprarently he doesn't think so. Be Very More Clear...Say Look, we aren't seeing each other anymore, I don't wish to see you anymore (for the following reasons...), don't call me, don't call me pet names, don't call me,...

Answer to Just exactly what does it take to get 18,000 people to pose nude together at the same time for a photo?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:47:42 -0700

Just exactly what does it take to get 18,000 people to pose nude together at the same time for a photo?

1 Pam Anderson, and 17,999 guys wishing they were like Tommy Lee?

Answer to Are you thankful for everything you have?

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:17:40 -0700

Are you thankful for everything you have?

Usually, but sometimes I forget, then I watch the evening news, and I remember, I DO have two healthy kids, a decent house, a car that runs, and my bills are paid, and I am mostly grateful for the two healthy kids.

Answer to Oh, my Lord, one of my best friends named Carpediem COAT ab imo pectore, passed away and I barely found out about it. I am visibly shaken over this. Would you please say a prayer for her and her loved ones? I will deeply miss my dear friend on AB.

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:12:52 -0700

Oh, my Lord, one of my best friends named Carpediem COAT ab imo pectore, passed away and I barely found out about it. I am visibly shaken over this. Would you please say a prayer for her and her loved ones? I will deeply miss my dear friend on AB.

I am so sorry for your loss. "ab imo pectore" translated from latin means "from the bottom of my heart". Today, my best friend's mother passed away. I've known her for 30 years, so I feel your pain.

Answer to What is your mother's middle name?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:07:19 -0700

What is your mother's middle name?

My mom doesn't have a middle name.

Answer to In what applications have you used steel wool?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:28:47 -0700

In what applications have you used steel wool?

I used to use it to clean my stainless steel sinks. I also would see bits of it in my dad's carpet and youngest sister's carpeting. Then, I found out it's used to pack crack pipes. I'll bet you can guess why I don't see or speak to them.

Answer to If you had a tape worm, what would you name it?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:18:29 -0700

If you had a tape worm, what would you name it?

Captain Hook...because that's how they attach to your innards.

Answer to For the past 11 years, I've lost a friend or family member near or on another friend/family member's birthday. Is this just coincidence? See my answer.

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:16:33 -0700

For the past 11 years, I've lost a friend or family member near or on another friend/family member's birthday. Is this just coincidence? See my answer.

March 25, 1998 --- My mom's mom, Grandma Pearl died (2 days before my ex's b-day) March 9, 1999 --- My ex's aunt Norma died (18 days before my ex's b-day) June 7, 2000 --- My ex's dad died (on my Grandma Myrtle's b-day) January 5, 2002 --- my Grandma Myrtle died...

Answer to If you have plans to be cremated, what do you wish to be done with your ashes?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:09:48 -0700

If you have plans to be cremated, what do you wish to be done with your ashes?

I'd like my kids to take a cruise, somewhere in the Atlantic, and put my ashes out to sea. I lived for several years in FL and always thought it very calming to just go sit and watch the ocean. I've already picked out my urn. ...

Answer to What was the last thing you finished?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:25:47 -0700

What was the last thing you finished?

I just finished icing my cake for my cake decorating class tomorrow.

Answer to Have you ever been to a cabin?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:21:51 -0700

Have you ever been to a cabin?

YES! My favorite thing to do for a vacation is to rent one in Tennessee. The last time I did this we rented one from Laurel Fork Rustic Retreat. It was beautiful, isolated, no phone. We've also rented in Gatlinburg, TN which was also beautiful!

Answer to Now that it's over...was it worth it?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:10:37 -0700

Now that it's over...was it worth it?

Yes, but only because I got a beautiful son out of it. Otherwise, not for a million dollars.

Answer to What do you make 'look easy'?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:05:54 -0700

What do you make 'look easy'?

I would say sudoku, but people who know me might say "being a b**ch"

Answer to What comes to mind when i say "Florida"?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:58:26 -0700

What comes to mind when i say "Florida"?

Heat that feels like your skin will melt off some days, palmetto bugs, geriatric drivers, St. Augustine, my favorite place in FL, and expensive to live there. I lived in West Palm Beach for 6 years.

Answer to What happened in your life that made you realize you were becoming an adult?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:52:59 -0700

What happened in your life that made you realize you were becoming an adult?

Aside from when I was 12/13 and discovered I was growing pubes and tried to pull them out, I'd have to say when I was 18 and signed the lease on my apartment.

Answer to Top 5 reasons "KUNG FU's" David Carradine would hang himself?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:47:58 -0700

Top 5 reasons "KUNG FU's" David Carradine would hang himself?

David misunderstood what the movie was about. The movie he was in Thailand to film was named Stretch. There was a rope tied around his...well, you know.

Answer to Name 3 Things Men Do Which Forces Girls to Reject Them?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:20:13 -0700

Name 3 Things Men Do Which Forces Girls to Reject Them?

1) Lie 2) Act needy/insecure and wanna be around you too much too soon 3) Talk too much about their exes 4) Be jealous of your guy friends 5) Talk too much about themselves oops, lost count there

Answer to You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:15:07 -0700

You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?

It's my birthday and my best friends really love me and got me 2 male strippers?

Answer to Can you name two things that just belong together?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:10:04 -0700

Can you name two things that just belong together?

My ex, covered in honey, and a hill of fire ants

Answer to What does your food pantry say about you?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:14:38 -0700

What does your food pantry say about you?

Mine says the same thing my recycling bin does: "you eat out too much"

Answer to What's the point of putting clothes on crash test dummies?

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:13:00 -0700

What's the point of putting clothes on crash test dummies?

I have no idea...but can you imagine putting that under "Occupation" on a credit application?

Answer to Would you watch Octomom's new reality television program?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:40:06 -0700

Would you watch Octomom's new reality television program?

I'd rather submit to water torture or having my toenails pulled out with pliers. She's a complete and utter moron, and her dr. should be shot for helping to produce 8 children which would be raised by someone without the means or intelligence to do so.

Answer to Dads, Has your little girl put make up on you, or painted your toenails yet?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:26:09 -0700

Dads, Has your little girl put make up on you, or painted your toenails yet?

I will answer for my ex...Yes, 2 years ago when she was 13 they went to a concert together and he let her put black eyeliner on him and even get pics taken.

Answer to Fish out of water: For laughs, what character would you like to take out of one show and drop into another? (I would like to drop Larry the Cable Guy into Leave it to Beaver)

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:11:03 -0700

Fish out of water: For laughs, what character would you like to take out of one show and drop into another? (I would like to drop Larry the Cable Guy into Leave it to Beaver)

I'd put Laverne & Shirley into The View...maybe then I'd watch it

Answer to What are the laws about what to do with one after they die? Do you have to be embalmed either for burial or cremation? Can you just be put in hole in the ground if that's what you want?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:49:03 -0700

What are the laws about what to do with one after they die? Do you have to be embalmed either for burial or cremation? Can you just be put in hole in the ground if that's what you want?

Embalming is NOT required, either for regular burial, or for cremation. My ex's parents both requested cremation, so he didn't bother with the extra expense of embalming. See: http://www.funeralplanning101.com/burial-interment/embalming.aspx

Answer to Is your next door neighbor an idiot?

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:41:57 -0700

Is your next door neighbor an idiot?

No. Bob is AWESOME! He's 85, loves to snow-blow for all his neighbors in the winter, has the best lawn in the summer. He and his wife still travel to Hawaii and Vegas. And he's an original owner, so when I need to know when something was last done on my house, he can usually tell...

Answer to In the US, have they banned logic and rational thinking in the big white buildings where all the people dress up to argue? (humor welcome)

Sun, 31 May 2009 20:24:13 -0700

In the US, have they banned logic and rational thinking in the big white buildings where all the people dress up to argue? (humor welcome)

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;...

Answer to For laughs, would you take any lyric, quote or title and replace one word with "squirrel(s)" and share the result with us?

Sun, 31 May 2009 20:08:53 -0700

For laughs, would you take any lyric, quote or title and replace one word with "squirrel(s)" and share the result with us?

How about some song titles? Aerosmith: Squirrels in the Attic The Animals: The House of the Rising Squirrel Deep Purple: Squirrels on the Water Duran Duran: Hungry Like The Squirrel The Four Tops: Baby I Need Your Squirrel The Lovin' Spoonful: Do You Believe in Squirrels Pink...

Answer to Have you ever been bitten by a seal?

Thu, 28 May 2009 18:56:26 -0700

Have you ever been bitten by a seal?

Nope, but if I ever do, I hope it's a Navy seal.

Answer to HEADLINE READS: "Woman gives birth to twins, fathered by two different men"....what are your thoughts & opinions on this?

Thu, 28 May 2009 18:53:19 -0700

HEADLINE READS: "Woman gives birth to twins, fathered by two different men"....what are your thoughts & opinions on this?

My thoughts? 1) Whore 2) Yes, it's possible 3) Birth control? Because if you're making such poor choices, chances of you being a good parent are slim. And, after reading the story at http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30864533/ I found out the mother is 20, her boyfriend is 44, she...

Answer to If you could have your own crew of Seven Dwarfs, ala Snow White, what would your seven be named?

Thu, 28 May 2009 18:34:33 -0700

If you could have your own crew of Seven Dwarfs, ala Snow White, what would your seven be named?

Wealthy Handy Brainy Chef Chauffeur Bodyguard Won Hung Lo

Answer to What is a ending of a word that rhymes with "ME"? (Mine are Fantasy, Glee, Absentee)

Thu, 28 May 2009 18:22:25 -0700

What is a ending of a word that rhymes with "ME"? (Mine are Fantasy, Glee, Absentee)

Orgy

Answer to Do you prefer dating a stupid hot guy/girl or an intelligent below average guy/girl?

Thu, 28 May 2009 18:19:39 -0700

Do you prefer dating a stupid hot guy/girl or an intelligent below average guy/girl?

Dated a HOT stupid guy ONCE...I felt more stupid just being with him. I'd much rather be able to have a decent conversation with someone, than just sit and adore his looks. Besides, you can change your looks, but you can't fix stupid.

Answer to Who's the wizard behind the curtain!?

Tue, 26 May 2009 18:03:55 -0700

Who's the wizard behind the curtain!?

Not sure, but at this point I'm about to introduce him to my Glock!

Answer to Where's the on-ramp to the road of happiness?

Tue, 26 May 2009 18:01:59 -0700

Where's the on-ramp to the road of happiness?

I Dunno....I took the road where the sign said "detour" and all I've gotten since is roads with potholes and "under construction"

Answer to When's the last time you really had your ass whipped at something?

Sun, 17 May 2009 17:17:47 -0700

When's the last time you really had your ass whipped at something?

Playing Euchre on pogo...I love it, but apparently suck at it.

Answer to If you don't happen to like me________(complete this)

Sun, 17 May 2009 17:14:50 -0700

If you don't happen to like me________(complete this)

tough sh** sucks to be you and I couldn't care less

Answer to Do you hang out with people who gossip or do you avoid them because if they gossip about others chances are they will gossip about you?

Sun, 17 May 2009 17:08:10 -0700

Do you hang out with people who gossip or do you avoid them because if they gossip about others chances are they will gossip about you?

I try to avoid them, but you can't avoid everyone you work with. So I just watch what I say. Unless someone in particular at work is cheesing me off by something they are doing (or not doing), then I'll tell the gossip chick, trusting she'll run her mouth.

Answer to My family surname ends with me, should I have tried harder to have a boy to carry on the family name - or just let it be?

Thu, 14 May 2009 17:33:13 -0700

My family surname ends with me, should I have tried harder to have a boy to carry on the family name - or just let it be?

My ex's parents had a cow when we shortened his last name by 3 letters when we got married..."how could you do this to us" kinda stuff. I don't see the label/last name being nearly as important as what have you contributed to the gene pool? Decent, honest, moral,...

Answer to Does the thought of your parents having sex kinda freak you out?

Thu, 14 May 2009 17:27:26 -0700

Does the thought of your parents having sex kinda freak you out?

More like grosses me out...my dad is 65 and I've heard his new girlfriend is 45. I guess that's better than when I was 13, my dad was 37 and his girlfriend was 17.

Answer to If you could tell any one of your body organs something what would it be?

Mon, 11 May 2009 22:19:07 -0700

If you could tell any one of your body organs something what would it be?

Dear Organs, I apologize for my years of use and abuse. Yes, the rumor is true, my gallbladder did get pissed off and moved out last year, but I hope the rest of you will stick with me. I'm not promising to behave any better in the future though. But if you could all stick with me...

Answer to I don't feel like working today. So can I trust you to be good and not do anything bad?

Mon, 11 May 2009 22:10:26 -0700

I don't feel like working today. So can I trust you to be good and not do anything bad?

lol...You know, where I live there's about 1 cop for every 40 people, versus 1 for every 590 people in LA. They're hiring cops in a little town about 2 miles north of here for $50,000 and change to start. For $79,000, you can purchase a 3 bedroom/2 bath home with 1500 sq. ft. And the...

Answer to I have a three year old dell laptop, it says i am using almost 100 percent of my pc usage, even right after i boot up, what can be wrong, also neo pets and pogo games wont load anymore, can anyone help me, do i need to reformat?%

Wed, 06 May 2009 21:21:22 -0700

I have a three year old dell laptop, it says i am using almost 100 percent of my pc usage, even right after i boot up, what can be wrong, also neo pets and pogo games wont load anymore, can anyone help me, do i need to reformat?%

I had the problem of pogo and neopets games not loading after I updated my Java to the newest edition. I uninstalled java, AND all previous versions of it that were on my computer, loaded an older version on, and now my games work again. Don't know what the problem is with the latest...

Answer to What archaic laws that you know of that should be stricken from the law books?

Wed, 06 May 2009 21:06:54 -0700

What archaic laws that you know of that should be stricken from the law books?

For a few good laughs, see the following: http://www.bertc.com/subfour/truth/sexlaws.htm

Answer to What's the difference between Men and Pigs?

Wed, 06 May 2009 21:02:04 -0700

What's the difference between Men and Pigs?

You can hire someone to kill your pig, but not your man...well, you can, but there might be consequences.

Answer to Has Firefox ever "crashed" on you?

Wed, 06 May 2009 20:55:54 -0700

Has Firefox ever "crashed" on you?

Yep...whenever I've surfed too much, I have to close it, delete my cache, etc. then re-open. Still better than IE, which is s l o w as dog**it

Answer to Which would be your choice, Glock or Beretta?

Wed, 06 May 2009 20:50:16 -0700

Which would be your choice, Glock or Beretta?

Mine is a Glock model 19...have never owned a Beretta so I can't compare the two.

Answer to I just had an apple pie from McDonalds. It had a sticker on it that said use by 12/20/06 at 12:24 pm. How do they know the exact time it needs to be used by? And what will happen if you eat it after that time?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:47:42 -0700

I just had an apple pie from McDonalds. It had a sticker on it that said use by 12/20/06 at 12:24 pm. How do they know the exact time it needs to be used by? And what will happen if you eat it after that time?

The exact time it is supposed to be used by for a pie from McD's is 4 hours after it was baked. If your time was 12:24, presumably, it came out of the oven at 8:24 a.m.

Answer to What's worse, not being able to see or hear?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:40:00 -0700

What's worse, not being able to see or hear?

I would hate not being able to see my kids as they grow up, but sometimes, it wouldn't be the worst thing if I didn't have to hear them...

Answer to Would you take a job as Satans little helper in the Afterlife?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:37:19 -0700

Would you take a job as Satans little helper in the Afterlife?

No, because I was married to him, and I'll be damned (pun intended) if I'll be his "little helper" in the afterlife...

Answer to What first comes into your head when i say Bedroom?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:27:25 -0700

What first comes into your head when i say Bedroom?

Lately? Boredroom

Answer to What first comes into your head when i say Bedroom?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:27:00 -0700

What first comes into your head when i say Bedroom?

Lately? Boredroom

Answer to Is your place of employment slow right now?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:24:46 -0700

Is your place of employment slow right now?

No, but several of my co-workers are.

Answer to Why do babies cry?

Mon, 04 May 2009 18:23:46 -0700

Why do babies cry?

They've realized it's all uphill from here.

Answer to Who in your opinion is a Lady?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:50:37 -0700

Who in your opinion is a Lady?

Barbara Walters

Answer to What is the most random thing you can tell me right now?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:46:28 -0700

What is the most random thing you can tell me right now?

"They" said a black man would be president when pigs fly...and the World Health Organization has raised the alert to Swine Flu to a level 5/Pandemic Alert. Just a joke I heard today....please don't flame me.

Answer to If you had the wherewithall what would you buy your 3 best friends?

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:37:50 -0700

If you had the wherewithall what would you buy your 3 best friends?

I would build Soph a bigger house, I would buy Steph some time off work (weeks or months) as she has everything but works way too much, and I would pay all my mom's bills so she could retire.

Answer to Do you still think of your very first love?

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:34:59 -0700

Do you still think of your very first love?

Yes...and I haven't met a guy since who holds a candle to him.

Answer to Let's build a tree house in the old shade tree near the AB Drive-In! It doesn't matter that we are "grown ups." What should it look like? What will we put into it? (just a little working music below)

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:16:19 -0700

Let's build a tree house in the old shade tree near the AB Drive-In! It doesn't matter that we are "grown ups." What should it look like? What will we put into it? (just a little working music below)

Treehouses are awesome...for both adults and kids. Being all grown-up and old now, I'd like something like this. http://www.cedarcreektreehouse.com/TH_photo.htm

Answer to If you painted yourself into a corner, what color paint would you have used?

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:54:27 -0700

If you painted yourself into a corner, what color paint would you have used?

Red...to match the color of the flames of the bridges I've burned