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If you can stand out in all types of weather for hours, smoking a cigarette, in clean clothing, in a nice down jacket, with a hand-lettered sign that is spelled correctly, with a clean, well-shaven face, WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU GO GET A JOB? Ha, I bet you're talking about that dude that hangs out by the IHOP on Gen Booth! Too funny... I've heard he makes pretty good money pan handling, his dog sure looks like he eats well. ;)

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Is masturbation harmful if done evryday? Depends...as long as you practice good hygiene with your power tools and you should be just fine. Enjoy... ;)

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If I say Hooters? You say? Wings...only cuz I'm hungry. Otherwise, I'd go with boobies.

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Ladies:Is there one thing a man can do to guarantee a second or even a third date with you? Well, I can't resist. Bring a fat wallet.

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YOUR PAYCHECK IS $500.00 WKLY AND YOU WANT TO SAVE $2000.00 DOLLARS IN A YEAR HOW MUCH WILL YOU SET ASIDE FROM EACH PAYCHECK Well I guess it depends on how you invest it and the internal rate of return on that investment. Probably throw in the time of day too, you know if you put $5 a week into Google stock you might have $2000 before the end of the month. But then again, you might be broke. Man, I honestly do not know, but if I had to guess...ummm...$28.53 sounds pretty good to me, then hope you get lucky.

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Who here is offended by naked people on TV? Not me...I love naked people on TV, in real life, in my dreams, ummm yeah, no problems with naked people here.

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AN ITEM THAT SELLS FOR $50.00 THAT HAS A 10% DISCOUNT. HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAVE OFF THE REGULAR PRICE Are you serious? If you can't figure that out, I'm surprised you have enough brain power to use a computer. DR away...

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Hmmmm...it is snowing out where is spring? It's out there, you just gotta look harder, or perhaps move. Just to rub it in...high 70's here ;)

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Do you still eat fried egg sandwiches? With bacon and cheese of course.

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If you won the lottery what charity would you give a large donation to? SPCA and PETA...I dig animals

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What are the advantages to buying tax software instead of just using it online? I.E. Turbotax IMO using the online version is preferable. You have off site storage of your return on the companies server. Plus you have a platform independent method of doing your taxes. If you need to access your return info next year, you don't have to worry about if you have the disc to reinstall the program, just go to the web site. I've done my taxes exclusively online for the past 3...

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Going out with your AB friends.... WHO'S INVITED? Where are you going? Anyone left out? Well, you invited me, so I guess I am. Where we going? I'm down with whatever...as long as Sweet T is there, I'll be there. ;)

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What's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick? A nice healthy poop.

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Would you like to help me congratulate BigDaddyBS on his fine accomplishment...becoming a Maestro!? Congrats BigDaddy!

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Why is it wrong for me to beat him.....When thats what he asked me to do? As long as it's a mutually agreeable thing, hey, to each his own I say. Who am I to judge? Some people like pain, me, give me pleasure. Of course, some people take pleasure from pain. See how messed up this world is, I confuse myself sometimes. Sh!t...sorry. love ya jen...xoxoxo

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What is the most positive thing you can say that you have had happen from participating on Answerbag? The most positive thing I've gained from AB is the people I've met...great people. Some smart, some funny, a couple dumb @sses, but all in all, really terrific people. The most negative thing is I really need my life back. ;( This site is too damn time consuming for those of us with addictive personalities.

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I am not trying to be rude. But when asking questions why do some people Single out AB'ers? (I am not talking about Congratulating AB'ers) Then other users get left out and they feel bad. Why do we single AB'ers out? Well, I'm sorry for contributing to the perceived problem: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2815624 I wasn't trying to hurt anyones feelings. :(

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Who is the finest female ABer? Ladys, I really screwed up asking a question like this. I love you all, please forgive me. I was just a baby ABer when I asked this.

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Who is the finest female ABer? and of course the very beautiful Andy.

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Villariagosa (Democrat) had a Maiden Name (Villa) before he was married. I could be wrong, BUT I percieve a Liberal Implication that it is okay that there are TWO heads in a family(Man and Women)? IF You find this wrong answer me. Well Ivan, let me answer again so you can see what other people think.

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Villariagosa (Democrat) had a Maiden Name (Villa) before he was married. I could be wrong, BUT I percieve a Liberal Implication that it is okay that there are TWO heads in a family(Man and Women)? IF You find this wrong answer me. I'm going to keep answering this just to get it back on the main page so you can continue to show your ignorance.

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Villariagosa (Democrat) had a Maiden Name (Villa) before he was married. I could be wrong, BUT I percieve a Liberal Implication that it is okay that there are TWO heads in a family(Man and Women)? IF You find this wrong answer me. What does this question have to do with Democracy? As usual...not bringing much to the table are you Ivan?

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What do you think of pregnant women completely exposing their stomachs in public places? I love it...pregnant women are hot!

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How do i make my bass amp work again Kinda depends on what's wrong with it, now doesn't it?

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Which would be harder to live without, the TV or the radio? TV, I can close my eyes and pretend it's the radio.

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WHAT IS THE BEST BODY LOTION? THE KIND THAT DOESN'T YELL AT ME. Seriously, I don't know, I just felt like yelling back.

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Ed the Headbanger on becoming a Community Leader? Congratulations! Please DR at will trolls.

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Do you like sarcastic answers to your questions? Do you?

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Which is better overall, Mac or PC? Well as a network administrator cursed with supporting a Windows network, I was thankful for the job security that sorry platform provided, but I migrated my home computers to Mac. That was 7 years ago and I haven't looked back since. Why? Cuz they just work and they are just cool. I have never installed anti-virus software on any of my Macs, ever. All the cool innovations show up on...

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If someone received a text message and replied to it during the burial, what would you think? I would think their parents didn't raise them right...what a shame.

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FOUND ORIGINAL DEED TO PROPERTY, IS THERE ANY VALUE TO CURRENT HOMEOWNER? Possibly from a historical perspective.

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Would you do almost anything to avoid eating hazelnuts? Do you hate them like I do? +5 for all you nuts who hate hazelnuts...more for me...yum. And yes, I love Hazelnut flavored creamer too...sue me. ;)

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Do you like 'Toblerone'? In a word: Hell yeah!

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Certain users ask a lot of questions, but never seem to engage in comment threads about the answers. Why does this happen? What makes that mode of bagging interesting to them? Who knows? Maybe the reward is just reading what other people think about a subject. Maybe for some it's to get attention...to affirm their belief that they are smart, witty, stupid, whatever. Personally, I enjoy reading other peoples thoughts on issues. I participate as well, but there is a certain aspect of just reading answers that I find fascinating. I dunno, maybe we should ask...

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I hate hating people, but I've started to hate at least one person. How do I stop this? I'm sorry...you really aren't stupid...please don't hate me....love ya sweetheart. xoxoxo No, seriously, you really are just hurting yourself. I used to be bad about holding grudges, staying pissed, hating people...whatever. I learned the hard way that forgiveness makes you feel so much better. In my mind, to hate someone means that there is something that you care deeply...

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Are you ready to wear a swimsuit out in public? What swimsuit? I'm going commando.

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Do you think global warming is caused by the Earth appproaching the sun? Wow...+5 for everyone because I believe global warming is caused by trolls farting too much...

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How is your penmanship? Readable, that's why I type ;)...points for everybody cuz they're free!!!!

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Do you get picked on? If so, do you react? Not since the last person who picked on me thought I peed in their coffee cup. ;)

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What question do you often try to avoid having to answer? Do you really have a 12 inch ....?

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Why are you mad at me? Nope...never been mad at ya...xoxoxo

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Have you ever got a warning on AB? nope...still workin' on it...points for everyone cuz I got it like that.

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Does sex really sells? Estimates range from $4-$14 billion in annual revenues...I tend to think its on the higher end. Think about it...all the toys, movies, internet porn. Not to mention the underground economy ;) Funny how nobody wants to admit to it, but somebody is buying it. Points all around...cuz sex does in fact sell and I'm buying. ;)

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Are you angry with someone? yep...plural actually

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OUCH! What was that for? cuz I can ;)

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I went on a date this past weekend and the guy was really nice, but his breath smelled really bad. It smells like a bad tooth or something. I made a comment about me going to the dentist to see what he would say, but he didn't respond. Now what? Well, as I see it you have three basic options: 1) don't go out with him 2) hold your breath if he wants a kiss 3) go on a date to the dentist office (your treat, of course) good luck with that ;)

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Why are there so many people who dislike "Congratulations" questions? It's funny that you ask. Personally, I think it's cute for the most part. Yeah, it's for points, but it's also for camaraderie. Sometimes I think it gets a bit ridiculous and some people definitely take it way too seriously (on both sides). Proofs in the pudding: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2794045

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This one's for you PT. I have a neighbor who gives me dirty looks, but I've never done anything to her except say hello. I just moved in here in January...Should I say something to her? Kill her with kindness, if that doesn't work, then just kill...ahhh, no, I better not recommend that one. Honestly, it depends on how much of a bad ass you are and how much it bothers you. My advice, ignore her. If you can't, then confront her in a nice way if possible.

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Does anyone remember an 80's song with the lyrics (not exactly sure) something like "so dont stop, dont stop the rain" Its NOT Creedence. Can you sing it a little louder so I can get a better idea of how it goes?

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Is there anyone else considering leaving AB? Yep....too damn addictive, it's scary.

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What should I type in google If I'm looking for the top 30 country songs for the year 2004? Is this seriously all you have to discuss? Virtually every one of your questions is redundant.

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Who is playing around on AB when they should be sleeping? Me being one of them! :-) Ummm...that'd be me, waiting for your next question. ;)

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Whatdo you think of the tv show smallville A good friend of mine loves it...me, I thought it was stupid. But hey, look how I'm spending my time now, what the hell do I know.

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Why do so many US folks assume theirs is the only nation when asking questions here? No offense intended, but we do feel like the world revolves around us. We're kind of arrogant like that. But in some respects rightly so I think. After all, didn't we invent this whole internet thing? j/k

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Is the penalty box really real? Why does it seem that some users can make the most obscene, obtuse comments and still avoid it? I presume it's real. I'll let you know if I ever confirm it first hand. The main reason I'm answering this is to suggest to you that freedom of speech comes at a cost. Sometimes peoples feelings or sensibilities get hurt. It happens. What is vulgar to one might be expressive to another. What is insightful to one might be trivial to another. My only advice is to try to be...

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My five year old gelding is acting very studdy what do i do? Let nature do it's thing...

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Besides your arms.. What do you wash first in the shower? Gotta wash my hair first.

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Do you think some of your friends are trolls and Downrate you without you ever knowing? I know some of my friends are trolls...positrolls. I'm not nearly as smart as the points suggest. ;)

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Have you ever had an opportunity to 'pay it forward'? ;) - I try to make opportunities to pay it forward. Great question - I'm sure some of my friends will appreciate a chance to share their experiences. I know I'd love to hear them. ;) (hint, hint)

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What is your favorite question on AB? Well let's see here...I'm gonna give you 6 just cuz it's a free country and I can. Do with them what you will. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2691083 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2708347 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2706864 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2677095 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2699027 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2697001 I know, I...

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Find the common solution for y=x-1 and y=2x-5 Wait till Audiotron answers...he always has the correct answer ;)

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Does anyone still say 'Dude'? hell yeah dude, I'm old school.

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Who do you WANT to win Big Brother 9? Who do you think DESERVES to win? Is that lame ass show still on?

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I really should'nt ask this but Am I STILL the only one around here who'd support a full scale, American,Isreali and British invasion of Iran and Syria? Yeah, good luck with that. I've had it with all you war mongers, go fight it yourself.

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If a guy came to visit me(from 2hrs away) that i like and he knows that i like him and the relationship question has come up and flirted with me and then he also started flirting with my friend that hung out with us should I give him another chance or not If I were the guy, I'd hope you wouldn't give me another chance. You can't even speak english worth a damn and I'm southern and pretty much understand anything resembling english.

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What is the number one reason a person should be afraid of commitment? You might decide to sober up one day?

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Where is a secretive place for two people to have sex? (where noone would find you and the girl is loud) How about your bedroom? Or if you're worried about getting caught by the parents, maybe you shouldn't? Hell what do I know?

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I just saw a question, where someone expects AB users to write a 750+ word essay for them. Are people really that pathetic these days, or are they just an indication of the "dumbing down" of the world? Personally, I enjoy reading your answers to homework questions. ;)

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Write a 700-1050-word analytical essay in which you describe the historical development of Continental philosophy’s existentialism and phenomenology as a response to Hegelian idealism. no

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Would you choose an apple over a bannana? Hell yeah, only Macs for me...

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What about some popcorn and pop at my house? looks like all my friends are coming, so yeah, I'm down with that...thanks for the invite.

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How low do you let your gas tank get before filling up? Usually for me its about 3/4 empty, then I stop for gas. somewhere between a quarter tank left and none...

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It's just after 11pm here in Britain..What time is it were you live? GMT-4 for me

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If you were compelled to go to a fast food restaurant chain, would it be McDonald's, Wendys, Burger King, Pizza Hut, KFC, Taco Bell, Applebee's, Arby's, Subway, Mr. Sub, or something else? Panera Bread, of course. ;)

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Should Hillary Clinton drop out of the presidential race and run for Governor of New York? Keith, You always ask the most thought provoking questions. I think Hillary Clinton should drop out of the race, but I don't think she should run for Governor of New York. I think she can be more effective as a Senator, perhaps taking on a stronger leadership role there.

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What is your planned retirement age? I plan on semi-retirement at 45, then perhaps part time work to stay busy. After that, who knows? From a financial perspective I want to be able to retire when I'm 45. That way I will only work because I enjoy it, not to be a slave to the paycheck.

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Is TV to blame for the fat epidemic? Disclaimer: This is in no way directed at the VERY FEW people who suffer from a medical condition causing their weight problem. ***End Disclaimer*** No, Keith. I think what is to blame for the fat epidemic is people sitting on their arses and being lazy and feeding their face with junk. Pretty simple formula for becoming a fat @ss: 1) consume way more calories than you need 2)...

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If you could snap your fingers and get rid of one person in the world who would it be? Here's another obvious one....my boss

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What is your moral position on assisted suicide? Personally I'm all for euthanasia. If I know I'm going to die from a terminal condition, why would I want to prolong my agony? Never have understood that. Hell for that matter, I don't understand all the wankers who would want to keep me alive. It's my choice...should be anyway. Euthanasia is a humane option. Blowing my own brains out seems kinda messy. Trying to OD...

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How many magazines do you read in a week? I read: The Nation Macworld Money Kiplinger Smart Money Newsweek The New Republic way too many, I know

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What is the best movie to watch when you are high? Music? The best music to listen to when you're high is the blues of course and the best move is Rocky Horror Picture Show...have fun and be careful ;)

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Why don't you get a job? Piss off, I have one and I hate it.

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James Taylor, Jim Croce or Jimmy Buffet? Which is better to kick back to? ummm Pink Floyd?

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Are you going to celebrate 4/20? fire it up... ;)

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Which is better to relax to: Pink Floyd or Grateful Dead? Considering the two choices mentioned, I'd take Floyd.

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If one of your best friends secretly confided in you that he or she was a neo-nazi, what would you say or do? I know my friends better than that. But if it did happen, well, the short answer is, we wouldn't be friends anymore. I'm loyal, but not to stupidity.

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I just heard from an admin guy her on AB and apparently being downrated by the same user 14 times in a matter of minutes does not constitute trolling! How many times do you need to be downrated before thinking its a troll? Which proves my point that stupid people really shouldn't breathe. +5 for everybody!

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Is it illegal to possess/display a speed limit/road sign? In VA, it is legal for you to possess one, in fact you can get your very own speed limit sign made. However, it is illegal to display it on public roadways. We had an incident in Virginia that you might find enlightening: http://hamptonroads.com/node/429341

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When someone posti trolls, do they actually look to see why the person has a negative rating? That's not how I positroll... some method behind the madness: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/700512

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I am on my 4th day of no smoking with the help of patches and i am extremly proud of myself, yet 2 "friends" said its only been 4 days and that i will probably fail so i shouldnt be proud of myself, am i wrong to feel proud after only 4 days? Considering they both smoke, the problem is jealousy. Unfortunately misery loves company. People who feel powerless over their addiction are less likely to be supportive of someone who is beating their addiction. Here are a couple of websites that might help: www.quitnet.com whyquit.net True friends would apologize and be supportive. Something to think about. Good luck to you!

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How acceptable is a thong for a gentleman on the beach? Thanks alot, I just ate lunch and that offended my stomach like you just don't know.

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The Presidents salary is four hundred thousand a year, is that amount too high, low or just right? Doesn't matter, the job isn't about money. It's about the prestige of being the most powerful man in the world. Besides, there's this unwritten rule that to become President, you have to have money. Not to mention all the money they rack in when they leave office. Look at the Clintons, something like $105 Million since he left office. Stupid money...anyway, back to work...

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Who is the finest female ABer? Add Jen-Jen and StupidGirl and mirigotquestions to the list...what have I started? ...and the ummm...list....continues to grow. ;)

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Resee cups or kit-kat bars? Reece's cups

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Are you a organ donor? I wanted to answer this to bring it up again. I am an organ donor. I figure I won't need it when I'm dead, so why not?

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Mondays are boring... what are ten fun things to do to start the week off right? I only need one...take the day off. ;)

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Are there any true benefits to circumcision? Some say there are hygiene benefits and less chance for disease, but honestly, I want mine back. Wish I would have had a say in the matter.

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Going to work tomorrow? Damn, I have to go to bed...

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I get mail from the red cross saying Type O blood is needed, do they send requests to other blood types as well? * Almost 40% of the population has O+ blood * Patients with Type O blood must receive Type O blood * About half of all blood ordered by hospitals in our area is Type O * Type O blood is the universal blood type and is the only blood type that can be transfused to patients with other blood types * Only about 7% of all people have Type O negative blood * Type O negative...

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Are there any negative effects to consuming more than your recommended amount of vitamins? Depends on the vitamin. Some vitamins do not metabolize and as a result can build up a toxic level in your body. Vitamin A is a good example of this.

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What are you scared of? Honestly, I'm scared of dying a painful death.

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Guys: Do you prefer a girl w/a pretty face, or hot bod? too superficial for me...although I do enjoy a nice @ss

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What makes the earth to rotate around the sun? PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS QUESTION IN DEPTH. Magic ;)

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What do you think of Lesbians? Are you kidding me?!?! I wish I could be a lesbian! I'm serious too.

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I'm a guy and another guy caught me naked while I'm changing pants and he saw my buttocks completely uncovered and I don't feel good about it, should I be worrying or treat it as no big deal and just move on with my life? Worry about it, you have obvious homosexual tendencies.

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Do men face discrimination too? If so, what jobs come at the top of your head? Ok true story: I was offered a fully paid scholarship to any publicly funded post-secondary school. My counselor pushed me to major in Electrical Engineering. I wanted to be an Interior Designer. He didn't budge, neither did I. His perspective was the money was better as an Engineer and only women did Interior Designing. My perspective was that was what I wanted to do. The...

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Do you wear a hat? If so, what kind of hat is it? Every day.

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What do you think of people who beg for friends and points? I figure they are just new...we've got enough self important @sshole in the world without me adding to the mix and berating them. +4 for everyone though, cuz I can.

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Would you rather be in the dumping snow or the blazing sun? Sun - as long as I have AC.

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What is the best way of getting your house smelling good? Glade plug ins....love 'em.

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Join NORML today for only $4.20, help reform marijuana laws, why not? flagged as spam

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Even if you have Norton Antivirus, can a virus get in? Of course. Get a Mac and you'll have much less problems.

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I am new to a mac computer. How do I delete a bookmark? On your bookmarks bar, there is an icon that looks like a book, if you click on that, your bookmarks will open and you can manipulate them from there. Also, you can CTRL click the bookmark, and that will bring up a context menu that allows you to delete.

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On what basis a question is declared as DUPLICATE? Is it the 'time' or 'points' or 'number of answers'? Yesterday MN asked the question to congratulate "Sweet T"first.. But It's flagged? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/589659 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/158636 Who knows?

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Have you ever given so much of your self...That there was nothing left? Nope, there's always more.

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Does anyone know the directions to Heaven? The way to heaven is to be kind and treat people with love, kindness, and respect. There's a bunch of other stuff people tell me about in the bible, but I believe this is the meat and potatoes of it.

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Was Hepburn right? "Couples should live close by each other and visit often." Funny question. I will tell you this though, my wife lives in Jersey and I live in Va. I'm in the military and we decided she would stay in Jersey until the school year ends. We see each other on the weekends, but it's hard.

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First thing that comes to mind when I say.....Pillow? night-night xoxoxo

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Are you part of an inter-racial family? Have you experienced racism because of it? Before you DR me for this question, read my profile. I've been part of an inter-racial family for most of my life. Growing up, my step-father is black. Then I married a beautiful Korean woman and have 2 beautiful daughters who are half black. Yes, I have experienced racism. Everything from remarks to looks to discrimination. I've experienced the looks of disapproving...

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Do you like smart-arse answers? They're the ones I usually give, especially to dumb-@ss questions. ;) +4 cuz this is a funny Q...

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Should Pete Rose be admitted into the Baseball Hall of Fame? Most fans say yes...I'd have to agree. We all make mistakes.

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Be honest,do you think my avatar's offensive? probably no more so than mine ;)

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Ive worked all weekend and I am beat. You? Nah, I've sat on my butt all weekend, but I have to go to work tomorrow. Sorry you're beat.

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I have a rather old laptop, Dell600 Latitude. I've forgotten the Windows XP login/password. What next? guess or get a mac

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Does K-Mart still have blue light specials? Well, looks pretty unanimous...maybe they should advertise more to get the nostalgic dollar. Me, I can't stand K-Mart, but used to laugh about the blue light specials.

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What waist size are you? and what leg? 68ish/22ish...nah just kidding...34/32

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What do you call calf high skirts and ankle high skirts? Taking a flyer on this one, but calf high skirts are usually called knee length and ankle high skirts are called ankle length skirts.

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What is something legal that will give me a boost of energy. ( I'm pregnant so no red bull) I need to finish cleaning the kitchen! HELP! A nice nap...

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At midnight tonight it will be April 21st. This is a VERY important day to me because my dear friend Kedar is getting a Civil Union today. Please help me Congratulate him & wish him every possible happiness. Kedar, I love you. You're the best Congratulations! Nice to see our society finally acknowledging that love knows no boundaries. ;)

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WHO Spends ALL DAY on Answerbag? Not all day, but way too much time that's for sure.

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How could you convince a non-believer that God exists? Well, you can't really. They have to believe. It's kinda like trying to convince a conservative that a single payer health care system is the best way to go.

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Do you like starbucks and what kind if your favorite? Of course I like StarBucks...too much. Hazelnut latte...venti of course

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Why is there an outrage about Generation Y? Cuz they're taking the damn limelight away from Gen X and Baby Boomers? Everyone thinks they do it better, that's all. Just like on here, some people are self important and place way too much stock in their own opinions. The generational gap serves to illustrate the same concept. Everyone thinks their way is the right way.

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Is Journey a good band? I've always thought so.

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Did you know all the money used in the war/occupation of Iraq is from borrowed money from Chinese bankers? It's not just the war we are using borrowed funds to pay for. We owe so much money we're screwed.

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If I am playing roulette and red comes up 99 times in a row, how likely is it that black will come up next? The odds don't change...they are the same as they are on any other roll, doesn't matter how many times in a row red came up.

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I wanted to know how Filipinos look, so I put that in Google images and to my surpise, I got pictures of prost*tutes, why? They must know you're having a hard time getting some. What a rude question.

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What should I type in google If I'm looking for country countdown for the year 2002? Did you try "Country countdown 2002" ?

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To anyone who didn't watch the amazing film "Brokeback Mountain", was this perhaps because it included gay men in a romantic and emotional setting? Just a little survey thing I'm investigating. I'll admit that I refrained from seeing it for a long time because I really wasn't interested in watching a movie about 2 gay cowboys. My wife asked me to watch it with her about a month before Heath Ledger died and I'm glad I did. It was a powerful movie. Much better than I thought it would be.

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Small areolas or big areolas, which look better on breasts? depends on the breasts...proportion is key

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Does anyone else think the congratulation threads are getting really ridiculous? What next? Congratulating people for going to the toilet? Yeah, the only thing worse is the hypocracy that some ppl have... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/627672 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2794045 hugs and kisses

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Who is the finest female ABer? Add PrettyPirate to the list...and it grows...ummm, the list I mean ;)

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What is the etymology of the word 'trollinator'? Troll=@sshole inator=one who is

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Where would you like to live in the USA? Arizona

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Whats on your feet- besides skin? flip flops

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So here's your chance...are you a troll? Ok, so I give you a chance and you are a coward. I give you an open forum to step up and you DR me and run like a coward. I hope you read this you f*cking wanker, this is for you ---- FOOOK YOU! Please go and DR everything you can for me....cuz if I catch you I'm gonna have so much fun it's not even funny.

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Most Alcohol you've ever drunk and still not pucked? I've never pucked in my life...but after more than 12 beers, there is always a chance I may puke, especially if I'm on a roller coaster or water skiing.

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Whic one is better? Penut Butter or Jelly? I love them both...I put PB on a couple pieces of bread and then put some jelly on it. I call it a PB&J, get it? PB&J- peanut butter and jelly...I should patent some of this sh!t!

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At what tempperature does water boil and at what temperature does it freeze? Do your own homework!

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How are rocks made? They quit school and bum around abusing illicit substances and generally just doing nothing worthwhile. ;) +4 for the Q

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What work i can be creative at when i'm stoned? pilot

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What is your favorite way to ingest THC? Well, back in the day I used to just smoke it. That was a long time ago though. Now I'm high on life like the Sheriff, cuz I'm in the navy and subject to random piss tests...otherwise I'd still be smoking I'm sure.

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Whats the worst thing about your state? Virginia - too damn close to DC, seems a ton of the stupidity rubs off.

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People thank God for bringing loved ones home safe from war. But isn't it up to God that there is war in the first place? I'm just looking for thoughts, not trying to cause problems. Kinda goes with the theory that God creates all things even the bad shit. I like it but it hurts my brain. +4

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How do you appreciate someone's seductiveness without being vulgar? Well, I told my wife she had a nice ass. Worked for me.

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What do you do when you realize the person you are talking on the phone with just went to the bathroom? Do you say something or do you pretend like you didn't hear the toilet flush? I would just say "Thanks for the courtesy flush"

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Who is the hottest men's tennis player? Yuck, I can't believe you'd ask me this question.

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What's your favorite kind of store? online stores are my favorite

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I couldn't care less about apathy, how about you? Actually I'm pretty empathetic about apathy. It drives me nuts that people don't give a damn about things that I feel they should. But maybe that does make me apathetic towards apathy. Wow, good conundrum. +4

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We lost $1200 around our house somewhere, is there a product, almost like a medal detector, that could basically sniff out the money if its close? If you have home owners or renters insurance, some policies cover loss of cash, although it's typically for a relatively low amount usually $500-$1000 max. Beware of insurance fraud though...I'm just saying...

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Where is the internet, physicly? It has to be backed up somewhere. Someone has to have all the power. Who? Where? Yeah, I back it up every night...been running it from my basement for years. You didn't know that? I gotta set up an FAQ somewhere then. Sorry.

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Our gorgeous, fun loving SWEET T has made it to Maestro, who would like to come to her party with me and wish her congratulations? Congratulations to Sweet T! Love those eyes...

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Today the trolls were -5ing many users. They maybe in the sage or further levels. They are now matured in AB. Won't they know it's wrong to do that? Ha, I already answered this and got flagged as offensive. Ok, so here's my answer again...this time I will edit for offensiveness. ;) Just replace the * with a letter and you will get the message. Now I'm sure some people will be offended by this as well. Hmmm....I guess I'd have to say that this is just my opinion. Get a thicker skin maybe? And yes, I understand...

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Using three words or less, describe your current local weather? pretty damn good

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Can you define kinky? I do define kinky. ;)

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Have you ever hung up on a telemarketer? I used to hang up on them all the time. Then I started leaving the phone on while they talked, I'd just walk away and let them talk. Then when I got a cell phone, the calls stopped. Gotta love that national do not call list.

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Are most AB'ers under 25, that's why it's so quiet here on Saturday nights? Lol. Good question...I'm way too old for this gig.

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Please, can anyone here explain to me the logic of racism? What exactly are the benefits of incorporating such a concept into your life? How can someone rationally declare themeselves Christian as if God is going to segregate Heaven? Teach ME There is no logic to racism. It's just stupid, sorry. From my profile: "I hate racism and stupidity. I'm married to a beautiful Asian woman. My two daughters are half black. My step father is black. My great grandmother was half Native American. So, I'm a mutt of a "white" guy and I'm proud of it. And oh, by the way, I'm not really white. Kind of...

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Are you afraid to answer my questions because the second and third pages of my answers are getting hit by hit-and-run downrates? Hell no I'm not afraid. I pee on trolls.

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Which personality trait characterizes you best: apathy or empathy? Empathy for the most part

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How many of you know about LINUX & use it? Used to use Linux years ago...switched to Mac OS X in 2002 and haven't looked back. +4 for the Q

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What is president bush's approval rating? I don't approve at all. So I rate him as shitty.

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Fruits or vegetables? Fruit! Preferably apples

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What have you done lately to improve your health? quit smoking 46 days ago

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What is the best thing you have gotten from the Internet? My addiction to AB

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What is the last thing you ordered online? sex toys

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What race are you mostly of? Would you be proud to tell us? I'm a mutt...yeah, mostly mutt. Got a little native american, scottish, irish, english, german, african, who knows? But yes, I am proud of it.

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Are you brave enough to tell me your secret? It wouldn't be a secret then.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar" mamma

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If there's going to be a minimum age for President (and there is), shouldn't there be a maximum age? Good question. Well, why do we have a minimum age? That's pretty stupid. The electorate can decide if age should be a factor due to immaturity or possible senility.

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What is the most popular name in America? The most common name in America is: asshole

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If you are PENALTY BOXED, would you hate AB? Hell no, I've been trying too. Piss off any conservative cry baby I can, but alas, still no love. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to keep trying. ;)

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Who's your favorite Food Network star and why? Justin Wilson. The Cajun Chef. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Wilson_%28chef%29 Thanks to Shopping Sheryl for the name.

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How many hours without sleep would it take for you to go completely mad? I once played Black Jack for over 72 hours straight. Made about 10 grand that 3 days...

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Would the US government ever admit to making a mistake about something? HAHHAHHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAHAAAA....OMG, I can't see from the tears in my eyes....holy shit that was so funny!

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Are "apple" and "mother milk" the first food samples of humanity? Steve Jobs is good, but I don't think he's that good.

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Why do bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people? Same reason that good things happen to bad people. Life happens, that's all.

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How to change fuel injectors on a 1998 chevy s-10 Take it to a mechanic. ;)

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Why isn't the member ''Firebrand'' not in the weekly top 5 if she is the all-time leader? Perhaps she didn't log in that week? Seems logical to me that all time leader or not, you can't be in the weekly top 5 unless you are in the weekly top 5.

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My mom is trying to sign in to her myspace page at her house and keeps getting the message...'you must be logged in to do that' I can sign on here just fine using her info. Any suggestions? And yes, she is using the correct login info. Hmmm...delete the cookies in your browser. That's one suggestion. Click on the help function for myspace...there's two. So there you go, two for one.

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How do you regrow a new heart? forgiveness - of yourself and others...you have to be able to love yourself xoxoxo

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Will you miss GEORGE W BUSH after he leaves the white house this year? Looks pretty unanimous to me...tell W not to let the door hit him in the ass.

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Why do women get back with bad boyfriends? cuz being lonely sucks ;(

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You your pets have the ability to make you feel guilty? I just went to put my dogs outside to play while I cleaned house and as I shut the door I noticed my puppy had run out and was on his way back to me carrying his favorite toy wanting to play. Thanks, that made me feel like crap.

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Warren Buffet, the current richest person in the world, says that he will not be leaving any (significant) amount of his wealth to his children or grandchildren. What are your thoughts on that... and how would those thoughts be if you were in his family? I think it's great that he's donating the bulk of his worth to charity. Of course, I'm not in his family either. I imagine they're not too happy about it. ;)

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Is it easier to learn how to write Arabic or to speak it? For me, it's easier to hire a translator.

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What is w tax? Is that kinda like a stupidity tax...something else this prez dreamt up?

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Is it bad grammar to use 'off of' anywhere within a sentence? It is bad grammar, however, I'm southern and I have a god given birth right to butcher the hell out of the english language. ;)

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What does George W. Bush mean by victory in Iraq? You got me man, Mission Accomplished happened so many years ago it's ridiculous. It's all propaganda group think bullshit.

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Are you rude? I can be when I need to be.

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Ladies, how do you think i look on a scale of 1-10 +4 just for being brave and posting this

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Which one is better aim, yahoo, gmail, or msn? Out of these choices, I'd take gmail over them all. But I'd use IMAP and skip the ads.

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What is your favorite musical instrument?why? bag pipes baby!!! I dig them.

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Can having the first right name help make you successful? There have been psychological studies done on names and it appears that the answer is yes. It can make a difference both to the person named and to people that meet that person and their impression of them. Interesting question...if I had any more points for ya, I'd give them up.

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Have you ever been so mad at your partner you took your ring off? Sadly, yes. But we worked it out.

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We have a new sage among us! Who would like to join me in congratulating CarcinomaAngel for this admirable achievement? Congratulations! +4 for everybody on me... ;)

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Will you congratulate me on reaching Sage? Congratulations! +4 for everybody...points on me.

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Why do liberals assume all criticism of them comes from regurgitated, conservative, radio talk show opinion? Ok, so let's play this out... Am I a liberal or a progressive? I abhore abortion. Abortion should be legal, but rare. We need to do more to encourage adoption. All the effort to outlaw abortion, but a fraction of the effort to encourage adoption. Doesn't make sense to me. I believe access to health care is a basic, fundamental, human right that shouldn't be dependent on...

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Why do liberals assume all criticism of them comes from regurgitated, conservative, radio talk show opinion? Give me something other than the same old bullshit and maybe we can talk. Most of the criticism I hear from conservatives is regurgitated group think. I honestly don't hear too many original thought provoking ideas. Come to think of it, I only hear criticism from conservatives, never really any ideas, period. Wow, what an epiphany. What's the difference between a liberal and a...

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Unsolicited connection unsolicited answer unsolicited flag unsolicited !

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What type of car is mentioned in the song American Pie? chevy

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Black or cherry licorice? I guess I'm a minority...give me black.

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After havin first time sex...if the inside well not fully inside of your thing looks a lil white, what does that mean? It's god's way of telling you that you shouldn't breed. This was about the stupidest question I've seen all day.

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When you've found that you've 'painted yourself into a corner'.....what do you do? A) wait for it to dry and step out?....B) Get the turpentine?....C) Say "the heck with it" and slosh on through? Any one depending on the circumstances. Sometimes you just have to say "I'm sorry" and move on (a), Sometimes you don't get a do-over (b), Sometimes you can't wait or it just doesnt' matter (c). At least that's my interpretation.

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Why are dreams so important? If I didn't dream, my head would explode. Seriously, it's our way of unwinding and letting as much of our fears out as we can in a safe place. Although sometimes my dreams do scare me, at least when I wake up they go away.

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What fond memories from your childhood do you carry with you? Unfortunately not many...rough childhood. Let's see though, let's try to be positive here. I would have to say that I really enjoyed the sense of wonder and adventure of everything around me. The newness of the world was pretty cool. Discovering new things, figuring out things, wondering how things worked...all that stuff. The simple pleasures of being a kid...riding a...

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Who have you thanked lately and what did you thank them for? I thanked Steve Jobs for creating the Mac. And now I'm thanking you for asking questions that make me think.

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Have you become the person you wanted to be now that youv'e grown up? Well, I'm not a rock star, so no I didn't grow up to be who I wanted to be. But it's ok. I'm a pretty nice guy who really tries to make a positive difference to other people in their day to day lives. So, I think I turned out ok. Even though it would have been nice to have all the sex, drugs, and rock & roll. Can't have it all right?

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What comes in threes? me, you, and...? ;)

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Did you know nuts are addictive? You're not the first chick to tell me that...thanks though.

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What do you do on your breaks at work? I usually work on my breaks and screw off during work.

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Who would Hillary Clinton like to see elected as President if her bid for the Democratic nomination is unsuccessful? McCain. Because that way she could make a run again in 2012.

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My good friend Chris finally has reached Sage. Who else would like to buy him a beer tonight? Damn, how'd I miss this? +4 for everybody...points are on me. ;)

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What is your favourite type of recreation? sleeping

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Why are the questions asked in AB repeated so much on other pages? Because we live in the digital age and storage isn't an issue.

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Are Jen-Jen and PT an item? The question has been asked: Is there a thing between Jen-Jen and I? I must say I do love this woman. Smart, funny, kind, empathetic, witty, articulate. You can learn a great deal about someone online. Who couldn't love her?

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Is bling your thing? Not really, but I do have some bling on my thing.

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Can you spend old money, such as money printed in the 50s or is it too old to be accepted? ummm...just a thought, it might be worth more to a collector than face value.

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Do you cheat and give your friends on AnswerBag more points than those you don't know who have just as good answers? I give points to whomever the fuck I want...friend and foe. +4 just cuz I can...

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Moments ago, I got enough points to graduate to "Expert" level. (Thanks, Progressive Thought!) Won't you congratulate me whether you mean it or not? Please also buy me french fries and pizza. ;) +4 just cuz I like you

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Why is getting a "C" considered a bad grade? Maybe because it's average. I'm ok with average, maybe a little above. I never endevour to be #1, only one way to go from there.

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Is there another word for amputee that's more polite? limb challenged?

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Have you ever wanted someone to hate you? huh...you're kidding right? Ok, I wanted my upstairs neighbor to hate me so he'd move.

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Can you fall sleep with the tv on? Every night... I have to, it's too quiet otherwise. Although I do set the sleep timer.

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Would you like to say CONGRATULATIONS to Ec-nal(YO) He is a SAGE!!!!!! Wouldn't miss it for the world yo!

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What are the pros and cons of Knoxville Tenessee? Pros: Knoxville is in the mountains. Cons: Most everyone in Knoxville is educated a bit more than you as evidenced by your incapacity to spell correctly. Only a little bit more though.

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What can you do that I can't? get a woody ;)

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How many tabs do you have open right now? Of those, how many are answerbag? 8 total...

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Do I "have" to love my mother? Is it an obligation? Jen-Jen, I feel your pain. I disowned my father years ago. I haven't seen or spoken to him in over 15 years. I went through the same thought process but I came to the conclusion that if a relationship in my life wasn't healthy, and it wasn't going to change, then it had to go. Didn't matter if it was my father or not. If you have no redeeming value in my life, then...

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Enter your question (Why is the sky blue?) Why am I laughing?

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Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? Ha! I was 14 and the funny thing is I thought I was a real late bloomer. All my friends claimed they lost it before I did. I found out years later that I was first amongst my friends and they lied...most lost it 16-17. Fookers! And no, I haven't seen her in many years...sigh. lol Good question though.

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Why is it that every time that I use a YouTube video to answer a question that within a week, that video is no longer available if it is something from a major entertainment company? It's starting to depress me :( Here's my .02: I was lucky enough to pick up a few shares of Google. So, that makes me part owner. I might be a small guy but I don't have small ones. I'll just email the CEO guy and complain. That should fix it. Sorry for the inconvenience. In all seriousness though, it's stupid. Free advertising is the best. Wonder what's the thought behind the dumb ass...

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Do men like women to shave their downstairs or be au natural? A little hair is ok, but for sure I like my trim trimmed.

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Tits or ass? Ass...no doubt about it. Love that ass!

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Have you become more disciplined and organized because of Answerbag? Ummm, that's funny...I think you already know the answer to that. I should have been in bed an hour ago...hello!

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Its time for me to answer some questions!!! Can anyone wish me luck? Have fun and be careful!

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Are you afraid of loneliness? Yep, but that's one of the bennies of being married. I figure if I ever get divorced, I still got AB right?

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Do you drink more socially or emotionally? Used to drink with friends when I'd get pissed about work. So I really don't know which came first.

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Do you think we should bring back spanking kids? No way. There is a reason why many in society view it with disdain. I believe that if you feel compelled to resort to violence on your children to bend them to your will then you have a weak mind. Think about it. On a psychological level, an adult should be able to convince a child that it's in their best interest to do what you want. Now, I know kids act up, but really, can't...

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Is the government fair with all the schools? Fair in what respect?

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Which three counties have names beginning with J? Jamaica, jordan, japan

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When are you at your most ridiculous? +4 positroll for Jodie ;)

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How would you react if you got two -5s, three -3s, and a -1 (total -20) in under five minutes for saying that Coast and Dial soap both smelled very clean? What else can you do but laugh? F*ck the trolls. That's why I positroll! I will even UR a damn troll just to piss em off!

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Hey, I just noticed there's an "Answerbag addiction" category. What are your thoughts on this? I wonder when someone will sue them for it?

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What is the max amount you will spend on a bottle of wine? Your money or mine?

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Which is more satisfying, a good question or a good answer? Positrolling cuz I can! +3

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Should i wear a mini skirt I'm 60 but have really good legs. If you can pull it off, why not?

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Have you ever had to change your e-mail address, then have to go back to level 1 on answerbag? I was up to level 15 Authority. I have lost my authority. Here's +3 to help...best I can manage at the moment. ;) But take Cyndi's advice...bet she knows what she's talking about.

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Who thinks Sweet T has the prettiest eyes ever? I do!

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Who remembers Gary Neuman? Gary who?

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Do you prefer glass pipes, wood, or rock? back when I smoked, I preferred wooden pipes. Thanks for asking.

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Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Dusk til Dawn, Kill Bill (Vols 1 and 2) or Death Proof? Pulp Fiction of course! or maybe Kill Bills? Ahh shit, I dig Reservoir Dogs too....no wait, I'm going with Pulp Fiction! Whew...glad I really don't have to choose for real!

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Why is it that whenever I consume alcohol I sweat profusely and after a few hours a strong smell in my vaginal are occurs? It is so emberrsing that I don't want to have drinks in public because other people can smell me. Please help. Easy fix. Quit drinking and douche.

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The Saudi Arabian government just recently [beheaded] two foreigners convicted of smuggling cocaine into their country. What is your position on this? Sucks to be them. I hate that part of the world, they're freaking nuts over there!

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Would you ever deny the fact that you're an active ABer? no, but I don't advertise my addictions.

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Tell me the best one line to quit a job? I can't work for you anymore, got me a new gig...I'm an ABer.

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How many nukes would it take to blow up the world? One...now that there are many nuclear nations, all it will take is one. Let one go and many more will follow.

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I posted a question weeks ago, not realising it would even get flagged as a duplicate. Now it's been flagged. Do some people really sit there and search through all the possible duplicates or was it Answerbag? This might be a dupe...hmmmm....

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What is a yo? yo is what Ec-nal ends almost every post with. Brilliant!

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Have you ever sent anything abroad? yeah, myself.

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How concerned are you about the economy? Very...we've built a house of cards through deregulation. We're screwed.

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Please give me one good reason why I should stay in school. I just don't see the point anymore. Have you ever felt this way? Yeah, screw it. Quit school. It's not worth it. It's a hell of a lot easier to just quit. I mean, you can do what you want and sleep in and not have anyone really telling you what to do, right? Well, damn, gotta eat eventually. Momma's gonna get tired of carrying the weight. So, how are you gonna like that minimum wage job? You think school sucks, try working for...

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If you are addicted to ciggerettes, why not just throw them in the trash and not buy them again? Surely, you have enough self-control for that, or is the nicotine that strong? Nicotine is that strong. Obviously if it were so easy to quit, more people would be doing it.

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Please translate the Declaration of Independence (or at least part of it) into good, well-formed, poetic haiku. I love it Would die for it Freedom

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My fiance buys most of my clothes now and she replaced all my boxers with tightey whities. what should I do ? I feel like im in fifth grade again wearing these. Grow some balls and tell her what you want.

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Has anybody ever bid on auctioned off storage spaces and their contents that have lapsed on rent? im wondering if i could really luck out or if it would be a waste. My father used to manage a storage facility. We came across quite a few good finds during auction time. Mainly useful things like tools, garden equipment, etc. But, understand, that for most of these auctions, there is absolutely no inspection of the items you bid on. You might be getting empty boxes or things that don't work. Then again, you might come across something very valuable....

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Are you a Military Brat and if so, what branch? I was an Army brat growing up and then I joined the Navy. ;)

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Owned home for3 mos now I am transfering to a different state for my job. Will sell home and use all proceeds to put down on a new home of higher purchase price than the last one. Will I have to pay capital gains If you are moving due to a change in jobs, as long as the move is more than 50 miles, you can use a partial deduction of capital gains. If you managed to eke out a gain in this market in 3 months, you should change careers and get into real estate investing!

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What's your average kills/deaths ratio when playing first person shooters? I usually get killed pretty quick, so I have a pretty high getting killed/death ratio.

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I have a thinkpad and installed a program and the thinkvantage buttons (mute, volume up & down) work but when you would turn up the vol before it would show the vol going up and down and when it would be on mute..how do i turn it back on?? help please!! Probably not the answer you're looking for, but you asked for help, so here is my response: Get a Mac.

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Does anyone else like the band Supertramp? Oh yeah, definitely showing our age with this one!

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"Do you think this is honest or suspicious my ex gf sent me this email (email text in my answer)" I think you need to find yourself a new gf...and get snipped so you don't breed.

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Which would prefer, banana pudding, pecan pie or coconut cake? man, I like them all!

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Who made Uncle Sam happy today? most of us productive types that went to work today and earned some money

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Can I be pregnant right now when though I had sex april 4 through the weeked like 4 times without using a condom of course you can, but I really hope you didn't breed.

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What is your favorite method of travel? helicopter

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Which Barbecue style do you like? North Carolina with the vinegar, Texas with the sticky sweet, Memphis with the dry rub, or Memphis wet and tangy. My favorite is NC Style. Memphis wet

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If you had a pet rock what would you name it? George

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How to remove a virus "autorun.ini"? The easiest way to get rid of virus problems is to buy a Mac!

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If you could live anywhere on the planet, then where would you live? Limasol, Cyprus

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Dont you just love it when you get involved in a great comment thread here? Yes, if it's insightful. If it gets stupid, then I just ignore it. But for the most part, I enjoy the back and forth banter.

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What is the longest vacation you have ever taken? a year and a half. I was unemployed. ;)

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Would you rather have an uninterrupted one-month (28 days) vacation in a year, or four seven-day vacations spread throughout the year? I'd take the 4 seven day vacations. I need more than 1 break a year!

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If some mythical creature lived at the bottom of the ocean, would it be possible to find it? Of course not, it's mythical.

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Would you sacrifice spending $200.00 more a month to have your own apartment? In a minute...

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Would you watch that 15 minute tape of Marilyn Monroe um pleasing a guy with her mouth? Oh yeah, I'd definitely watch it. I'm a freak though, so what the hell.

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I need a name for an art gallery. Any ideas? How about "The Art Gallery"?

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Why does the goverment lie to us? Cause the truth hurts, either that or maybe the truth would really piss us off.

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What was your hardest habit to break? definitely smoking!

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What does the "posi" in posi-troll mean? URing just cause you can...I'll do it for questions, answers, because I'm in a good mood, because I'm in a bad mood, if I'm hungry, if I'm tired, etc, etc, etc. I try to UR when I read a Q and when I read the A's. I love it. F*ck trolls!

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Did AB have like a Makeover? Because i am seeing some new things like Help Someone! When did they start this? Yeah, what's this Help someone crap in red that hurts my eyes?

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Do you smoke cigaretties if yes have you ever tried to stop? I smoked for 25+ years and quit 6 weeks ago, hopefully for good. I hope you haven't and if you have I hope you stop. Smoking is a scourge that should never have been inflicted on humanity.

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I have only one testis so what can i do? Be careful.

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Should McCain sell 1 or 2 of his 8 houses before he calls Obama an elitist again? lol...that's funny.

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Anybody planning on seeing the Pope while he visits the US? Yeah on TV

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What/Where do you want to see/go before you die? (Geographically) Well damn, this is an entirely different question than the one I answered. Well, let's see, I definitely want to visit Australia and New Zealand. Ok, screw it, here's the list: Australia New Zealand Hawaii Japan Korea China India Russia Alaska Brazil Venezuela Taiwan Iceland Canary Islands Zimbabwe Kenya Antarctica and last but not least, I want to visit the...

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How many points do you think you have earned in the last 48 hours? ~300ish

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What/Where do you want to see/go before you die? (Geographically) I was thinking about death valley. Seems fitting enough.

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If I bought you an elephant, what would you name it? Stupid Republican

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Would you ask questions if you had to spend your points? not costing me anything other than points? absolutely! cost me money on the other hand, forget it!

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On average how long would it take you to earn 1000 points? According to my scientific calculations, it takes me approximately 3.3361134279 days to earn 1000 points.

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Is your "answers" and "comments" light glowing? not right now

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Do you use toilet paper? Or wash yourself off in the shower? TP for me, but I've heard using a bidet is cleaner. I can't imagine washing my ass like that though, but hey, to each their own.

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Which do you prefer? Antiperspirant or antidepressant? I'll take the antiperspirant because what good is stinking sanity?

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How can you help your dogs mate? show them doggy porn

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What is the speed of thought? hahahha, here's the short answer: depends on the person.

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Who would like to congratulate GTRAVELS for catching up on ALL the sleep she's missed aver the past year? (and I do mean ALL:) Congratulations, hope you are well rested!

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It's a beautiful day today, sun's shining..I feel like going on a positrolling stroll, care to join me? :) where ya been, been positrolling the past hour. ;)

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Are cell phones and text messaging killing off social interaction of our generation? nah, we still have the internet.

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What do you do when you can't sleep? take a melatonin

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I was inspired, finally, to put something on my AB profile. One of my AB friends asked "Why are you so secretive?" So - does anybody have comments or suggestions? (The photos appeared awfully BIG even though they're only 150 dpi.) beautiful lady...

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Is government cheese really that bad? From what I remember when I was a kid, it was terrific.

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How has God done miracles in your life? let me be born

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Will you please congratulate Chris for being this weeks AB Stud Muffin congrats!

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What was the Iran-contra affair? Read all about it here: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/175816

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What would drive you to kill someone else? Mess with someone I love and you're done. For me to kill them, it would have to be some serious shit though.

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I dont want to be a mom anymore So, what is your question?

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MY BOYFRIEND IS CATHOLIC & HE WAS BAPTIZED MORMON BECAUSE HE DATED A CHICK THAT WAS MORMON A FEW YEARS AGO POINT BEING HE DOESNT PRACTICE IT AND GOES TO CATHOLIC CHURCH ON SUNDAYS SO HE GOT INVITED TO A WEDDING & I CAN'T GO BECAUSE IM NOT MORMON QUIT YELLING AND ASK A FREAKING QUESTION!

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Are you living a comfortable life? Could be worse, but it could be better. I could've been my dog who's a pampered little shit, but I guess I could have been a homeless mutt too. Nah, it's pretty good to be me.

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The Dr. Phil show bailed out the ringleader of the teen suspects that ganged up on a girl because they 'have exclusive rights to the story'. What the %#*@??? This is why our future, our children are in crisis. Your thoughts? Unfortunately the sensationalism is indicative of the sad state our society is in. We lack empathy. That's why the incident happened, that's why it was posted on YouTube, that's why the sleazy Dr. Phil posted bail to get interview dibs. It's sad and it makes me sick.

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When you meet your S/O was it love at first sight, lust at first sight, or did it grow over time? It was love at first sight. I knew I was going to marry her the night I met her. And I did...

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If the moon was made out of cheese, what type do you suppose it would be? swiss

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Describe how you act when your tired? cranky and whiny

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Who is the finest female ABer? Ok, here's my top 5, in no particular order: SaraMonster LeeLee is a Screamer Talim Sweet T is watching you RandomChick

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Barak or Hillary? Obama...there has been a Bush or a Clinton in the executive branch since 1980. Time for some real change.

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Do you think much research is just academic pork? I think someone should research that to see.

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When did Wisconsin become a state? May 29, 1848

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What should a person do if they were unable to file taxes last 2 years due to illness, They don't want to move to Mexico and are not crooks. They did not have income for those years sick? help she is worring herself to death! Thanks for your answers Suck it up and file. If you were due a refund, then no foul. If you owe money, you'll still owe it, but at least you'll be taking care of it. It won't just go away. More info here: http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/article/0,,id=108327,00.html

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How do you feel when your phone doesn't ring all day long? Happy!

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What comes to your mind when i say Valentine's day? superficial crap, why only one day to say you love someone? And what about all the poor slobs without anyone, whether by choice or not. Don't you think it's a bit discriminatory against the single people? I hate heart day!

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What do you call people from Phoenix? hot

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Do you have allergies? What are you allergic to? I'm allergic to stupid people.

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Would you trust some one again if they said they had changed? Depends on who it was. If I loved the person, then I'd try to trust them again if I could forgive them. Otherwise, once bitten, twice shy.

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Do you normally research your answers on Answerbag, or do you only answer questions you already know the answers to? Or is it a bit of both? A bit of both. Depends on what the question is. For a knowledge question, I verify my facts if I'm not 100% sure or I at least state that it's my opinion. If it's an opinion question, then I just fly off and speak my mind.

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Do you ever just stare in the fridge hoping things will appear? Yeah, I often hope money will just appear.

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What does ACH stand for in Bnaking? automated clearing house

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Do you think more racial boundaries would break if more people were date or marry interracially? Most of us are mutts anyway so I think racism is about the dumbest thing ever.

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Do any of you not like parties? I don't like parties. I'm more into quiet, intimate things.

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What's the first step in writing a novel? Chapter 1.

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Have you ever wanted to be friends with or been intrigued by a fellow ABer, simply because you thought they had a hot-looking avatar? Sure I do, I'm shallow and superficial like that. ;)

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Would anyone like to volunteer for troll patrol? no need to ask...I'm here.

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What are the symptoms of a dislocated disk in your back? Your back hurts.

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If I show up for my drug test with a lit joint in my mouth, is there any way I can still pass? Yeah, just don't inhale.

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Should people over 65 be required to take a road test when they renew their driving license? Retest everyone!

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Do you believe in euthanasia? Why? Yes, I do. If I have a terminal disease and know I'm going to die anyway, I want to know I can end it on my terms. It would be nice to have medical assistance.

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Would you ever kill yourself, under any circumstances? Yes, if I had a terminal disease.

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When are the economic stimulus checks supposet to be mailed out? Starting in May, they are supposed to be deposited directly into your acct if you filed for electronic deposit of any refund you received.

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Do you ever find yourself reading old AB questions and their answers and comments? Yes, done it 5 times just today. :)

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Who here lives in VA? Virginia Beach...

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Is it easy to play the powerball? I know it's not easy to win, the odds are slim to none, but I was just talking to some friends about all of us doing it for fun. How do you do it? just ask for a quick pick for power ball go to www.powerball.com for more info

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According to www.zillow.com, My home lost $40,000 in the last 30 days, Is this an accurate estimate & does anyone else have the similar situation? All I can say is ouch!

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Do you listen to public radio (NPR, BBC, CBC, etc.)? I love NPR!

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi!

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When was the last time you 'got lucky?' :-) yesterday evening.

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Why do girls have boobs? Girls have boobs to make me happy! Thanks girls, much appreciated. I love you and your boobs!

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What is the purpose of asking for "friends" (accept/deny) on answer bag? Is there a way to privately communicate with a "friend" while you are on answer bag or must you exchange e-mail addresses? So you can check in on like minded people.

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Are you less tolerant some days than others? Yes, I try to be consistent, but I'm human.

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At what age would you like to retire? As soon as possible, but realistically between 45-50. Only 8 more years to go. :)

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Would you drive a hot pink car if it were free? (can't change color) of course

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Do you think that rich people always get special treatment? Unfortunately I do think that rich people are afforded special treatment.

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Would you rather eat an oyster or die quickly and painlessly? I'll take the oyster...

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I've got an interview at Walmart, as a "stockman/cart pusher" :/. Take it or Leave it? If I didn't get at least greeter, I'd leave it.

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Just how drunk will you be Saturday? Which saturday are we talking about here? Depending on which one, I may have been really drunk. But if it's one coming up, then not at all. I quit drinking.

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Are you willing to admit defeat? Yes when I'm wrong.

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What would you do, if your son/daughter was shot by his teacher with a stun gun? Kick some teacher ass.

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Do you use olive oil, butter, margarine, spray, or nothing when cooking eggs? Olive Oil...it's the best!

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Don't you just hate it when a question asks "only men" or "only women" ? we all have opinions, do you answer them anyway? Nope, I read them though.

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What is the RNZAF? Royal New Zealand Air Force?

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Why do so many people seem to fade away from this site? Maybe they rediscover they have a life or... maybe their wife threatens divorce if they don't get off the damn computer... or maybe they forgot to go to work spending so much time on here and their internet connection got shut off... Who knows?

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Anyone else out there pregnant? Yeah Ashlee Simpson apparently... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2747189

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My good friend Chris finally has reached Sage. Who else would like to buy him a beer tonight? hell, I'll buy ya a 6pack.

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What do you think about Ashlee Simpson being pregnant? Who is Ashlee Simpson and why should I give a shit if she's pregnant?

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I never knew that Scandinavia was a country, did you? Only on AB is Scandinavia a country. But the internet has this uncanny ability to allow anything to happen. It's easy, it's virtual.

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Would you rather work less and get paid more? I'd rather work less. Unless I really enjoyed my job (which I don't), in which case I'd rather get paid more. Never happy...

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Are there any people on AB that you make a mental note about avoiding them because they seem so argumentative? Nope, I seek them out. Glutton for punishment or principled? Dunno, but I'm not avoiding anyone to avoid a healthy debate. I'll listen to anyone as long as they have an intelligent position. Come out of your face and act stupid and belligerent, well, that's another story.

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Is bankruptcy immoral? Not necessarily. I think it's immoral how some of these companies allow people who clearly do not have the means to support the debt load they have to get so deeply into debt in the first place.

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Could you live your life single?if so why would you want to? Of course I could. I have. There's a lot to be said for having someone to share your life with, but having done both, I can tell you there's a lot to be said for being single too. It's easier, you don't have anyone else to consider.

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Would you break up with a girl because she wouldn't have sex or was just bad in bed? It's superficial I know, but yes, I couldn't be with someone I was incompatible with sexually.

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What hobby do you find to be the most fun? reading a good book

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Why is my avatar constantly reverting back to the blue bag? I want my commbadge back! It's an imperfect world unfortunately.

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If a fat person jumps in a pool naked is it still "skinnydipping"? funny ;)

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What happens after all possible questions are asked and answered? Then you read them all.

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Should immigrants that are trying to obtain US citizenship be required to learn English? yes Ja oui Ναι si はい Sim утверждение

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Some scientists believe hands down that the world is flat and are not moving off their opinion, what do u think? The world is not flat??? You can't be serious! Of course it is. I used to fall off it when I was a heavy drinker. Come to think of it, I never fall off now that I don't drink. Who knows, maybe it is round and I've just figured out how to hang on better. Interesting...

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I'm getting cable internet soon, what should I do when I get it? surf

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What was the last word said in the last argument between you and your partner? I'm sorry.

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How do you deal with difficult co-workers? tea bag them when they fall asleep at their desk.

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Drastic is now a Guru! Can we Congratulate him & Try to talk him into staying on AB? Congratulations...stick around for awhile longer.

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What do you think about Sheriff Raff -Answerhag? Isn't she mean and bossy? What an asshole.

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Ron Paul vs. Dennis Kucinich for President. Care to cast a vote? Kucinich...too bad we're never going to see someone like him in office though.

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If a ball started rolling by itself, would your first mental reaction be to attribute it to a scientific conundrum or a super-natural explanation? Depends, if I was on an incline and I was holding it and let go, then oh well. If it were on a flat surface and the wind was blowing, then oh well. Otherwise, I'd probably laugh and say oh well.

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What is your opinion on this: A man committed suicide and his heart was donated to another man. That man started dating the donor's girlfriend and killed himself twelve years later? (true story). Crazy!!!

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I've been an atheist and outspoken critic of God for most of my life. I've now had a change of heart. I've read the Bible and became heartbroken when I read Matthew 12:31-32. Does this scripture mean that Jesus will never forgive me? If you ask for forgiveness for your sins and believe in your heart, then you are forgiven. There are no strings attached.

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How do hospitals make you feel? faint...I hate them.

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Who is scared of root canal treatment? I am...I hate dentists. That's the only reason why I go to the dentist is to make sure I'm good to go and never (hopefully) need another root canal.

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Why is the US as divided as the last three Presidential polls indicate? Cause we attract all kinds of people and opinions. Makes it hard huh?

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Im 18 years old, when I go to bars and club I have a harder time picking up chicks my age. Yet if I talk to a girl thats a couple years older then me, I'm so much more confident and more succesful. Any explanations for this?Anyone else like this? You probably aren't having any luck picking up girls your age at bars because they should be 21 and if they aren't, they're probably faking it like you.

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Is it possible to get pregnant if you've changed from contraceptive jab to pill and are not using comdoms? Yep, always a chance unless you just can't. No contraceptive is 100%.

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Can you list some Oxymorons? Yes, my wife!!! She is so smart, yet wastes it on mindless things like the Food Network and People magazine. But, I love her!

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I'm a twin....are you? No, but I once had a thing for a set of twins.

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Tomorrow (April 13th) is Takei-Shihans one year anniversary with AB, would you like to congratulate this wonderfully talented AB'er with me? CONGRATS TAKEI XXX Congratulations. I'll probably be DR'd by a troll for this, but fuck em. Congratulations!

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Would you say you've had a good life so far in general? Yeah, coulda been better, but definitely coulda been worse. I could have been blessed with more money, a bigger penis, more talent, etc. But, I also could have been a poor immigrant, or handicapped, or worse: a Republican. So, all in all, yes, it's been a pretty good life. Thanks for asking. ;)

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What information can I legally ask a customer to make it easier to go after them incase of non payment? You can ask anything, whether they want to answer is another story.

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There are a lot of abbreviations used today (ex lmao,lol,brb,idk....etc) Have you come up with any of your own? I'm in the navy and can't stand officers, I needed some way I could refer to them to peers so I came up with this: JAFOWAC Just Another Freaking Officer Without A Clue as in that JAFOWAC wants us to _______. Actually freaking was putting it nicely, but you get the idea.

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Will the sun come up tomorrow? maybe, we'll see

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Are you rich or poor, and happy or sad, plus, industrious or lazy? Middle class, happy some days, sad some days, industrious when I have to be, lazy when I can be!

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Why do I always feel cold? Need to get a warm body next to you.

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Boxers, Briefs, or Boxer-Briefs? Boxer briefs, although my wife prefers commando.

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Do you think its possible for 2 people to have a long distance relationship for 4 yrs and never meet? i have a freind who just told me this story, i don't believe him How 'bout someone in prison? 4 years ain't shit when your on death row. :o

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Period five days late, mini-cramps but negative HPT 2 days ago. What should i do next? Relax. You might just be late.

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Would you rate an answer up if it was too lengthy for you to read but sounded lagit'? guilty...I have.

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What would be your immediate reaction to spilling a beverage on your laptop? My first reaction would be to curse loudly. I'd probably make up a few new words just because I'm southern and I have a God given birth right to butcher the hell out of the English language. Then I'd try to clean it up and save it. If unsalvageable, I'd go back to making up new words.

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Who was the worst US President ever? That's an easy one: his name starts with George and ends in Bush.

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Had enough of men....So should I become a lesbian?Why?Why not hooray for lesbians!

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Have you ever eaten a beaver sandwich, How was it? lol...kinda like chicken!

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Had enough of men....So should I become a lesbian?Why?Why not Hell yeah, I wish I could be a lesbian. I'm serious too.

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I am a emotionally and physically abused women my husband kicked me out of our place should i forgive him even though he blames me for the abuse because he said he didn't love me? You probably already know the answer to this. But my advice is hell no. Move on.

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Drivers Ed ?: When approaching a hill do you accelerate before, during, or after the hill? Depends on how much horsepower the vehicle I'm driving has!

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Its tax time... HOW is you 401k plan looking?? will it be enough to retire on when you want to? I honestly have no idea. I just try to put as much as I can in there and hope for the best. I put in between 15-25% and put it in a target date retirement fund appropriate for my age. Hopefully it will be enough!

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Are female sixpacs or muscular women attractive to you? In a word: Yuck.

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Have you ever just uprated everybody who answered your question for no reason? All the time, in fact I just uprated everyone who answered your question. I do that often.

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Do you believe that married people should have separate bank accounts? I think it's a good idea, but my wife isn't in total agreement unfortunately. I think a couple should have a joint checking account for household bills and this account should be funded proportionate to the income of the individuals. I think you should also have a joint investment account and a joint savings account for longer term joint goals. Other than that, individual accounts....

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How much are you in debt currently, if at all? (Rough estimate OK). A shitload...more than I care to admit and more than I really want to deal with. But deal with it I must. I will say once it's gone, it's gone. I've vowed to be cash only except for a mortgage from here on out.

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Is anyone else getting D/R from 3 Trolls? Yep all day long.

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Is everyone looking forwards to April? Not anymore, we're in it now.

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My boyfriend calls me names like bitch,slut,whore,ugly,fat,skank,smelly,tramp,etc.But he says that he is just joking and he doesnt mean it.Well I dont take it as a joke,and I take very seriously.Do you think that Im overreacting?Would you take it as joke? Your BF is a prick.

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Where do you think osama bin laden is? someone knows, but not me. if I did know, I'd kill him.

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Stop the war or WIN the war? Hard to win an unwinnable war. Boogie men are everywhere.

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Can you make cheese from breast milk? Oh yuck! I'm a bit of a freak, but omg I would never have even contemplated that. Too funny.

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Worst-tasting soda ever. What is it? Jolt - that stuff was just nasty. Also dirka dew...mountain dew brewed in the middle east, that stuff is pretty gross.

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What do you drink far too much of? Starbucks!

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Johnny __________? carson

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Have you used freecycle.org? What was your experience? I looked into it but it really hadn't matured enough in my area to be useful yet.

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Hey it seems another one of our very kind and sweet teen members has asked and answered her way to Sage. Who will join me in congratulating the ever so sweet Crystal on Her new badge? congratulations!

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Who thinks that John McCain should be elected for president? Should be? Hell no. He jumped right in bed with GW and rolled over. So much for the "straight talk express". I respected McCain prior to 2000 and wouldn't have had to hold my nose much to vote for him. Not so much at this point. He lacks the will power to fight anymore. Just my opinion.

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What is your strongest finger? The one I use the most...my middle finger.

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If you can guess what country and state I live in i'll rank your question every time i see it. USA California maybe?

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If you were locked in your house for six months with your significant other or your kids which would it be? It'd be my wife, then we'd have more kids 3 or 4 months later.

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Today the trolls were -5ing many users. They maybe in the sage or further levels. They are now matured in AB. Won't they know it's wrong to do that? Fuck trolls...sage ones or otherwise.

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Have you ever gotten an extension on your taxes? I used to file for an extension faithfully every year. The past couple of years I've been able to simplify my tax situation considerably though.

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Do you think that all child sexual abusers should go to prison? well, I sent my own father to prison for molesting my sister, so what do you think?

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How many times do you drop the soap bar when you are showering? I can't resist... On purpose or on accident?

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I had a dream that I killed Hillary. I was so excited! but then i woke up and realized that it wasnt reall. I was so sad. is that good or bad? Good or bad? Hard to tell. Definitely weird though.

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Would inserting tampons into one's nostrils be a good thing to do during a nosebleed? I can't wait to read these answers!!! I'm not trying that one.

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Describe the oddest dream you've ever had. I had a dream once that I was sky diving and my chute didn't open. I was watching the ground rapidly approach and thought to myself "shit, I'm dead". I hit the ground and felt every bone in my body break. I managed to look up and see myself laying in the LazyBoy I was sleeping in. I thought that it was pretty weird that I was watching myself sleep as I was laying in a...

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How can i avoid wiretapping in my cellphone Quit using it.

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What is your biggest fear and have you attempted conquering it? Success or Failure? Fear of heights. I'm a little scared of dying too.

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Who are you most happy with? My wife, of course!

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Why do you think we search for human connection over the internet? Potential rejection is easier to deal with.

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When was the last time you got mad at a customer service operator? Yesterday. I got pissed at a Cox cable rep. I signed up for a promotion for HBO/Cinemax and contacted tech support when the channels didn't come in. Got the run around and tech support finally said they couldn't do anything until billing got their shit together. Billing closed 15 minutes prior, so I had to wait until the next day. Needless to say, I got a bit upset by the...

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How many answers must a question have for you to stop checking if you are repeating an answer? Depends on the question. If it's a factual question, I stop after the first correct response. If it's an opinionated question, I keep reading. You never know, you might learn something new.

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What is wrong with Britney Spears? Umm, let's see. She's a spoiled brat who is highly unintelligent who has wasted her life in the limelight and wasted 30 seconds of my life answering this question in a run on sentence.

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Do you prefer being an answer hitch hiker or posting your own? I prefer to post answers to questions that intrigue me and spark my interest. Alas, I also enjoy reading others thoughts and opinions (for the most part). ;)

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What do you think about a guy who sleeps w/ about 135 women,and keeps a spreadsheet of all the women he slept with? I think he epitomizes the sleaziness and shallowness that has run rampant in our society. Very sad.

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Do you hate it when people say your first or last name wrong? yeah, it does bother me, but what can you do? Typically, I get more people having problems spelling my last name "Strength" ...go figure, they want to spell it "Strenght" for some reason.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Greece"? gyros!!!

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Im going through this stage where im thinking if i shold be bisexual,gay or straight what should i do? As long as you aren't forcing yourself on anyone, I say do what you want. Doesn't matter to me if your bi, gay, or straight. As long as you're cool people, you're ok in my book. Your sexuality is only a part of who you are, it doesn't define you. Or at least it shouldn't.

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It bugs me when a stranger calls me 'honey' or 'hun', especailly when they are younger than me. Does it bother you and is it more of a southern thing? Wow, I'm sorry that it bothers you. I'm southern and I do that. But I do it only to women who I'm more familiar with. It's honestly not a sign of disrespect. Quite the opposite. In fact, it's more of a term of endearment. Not necessarily sexual in any way, but definitely a friendly term of endearment.

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What would your life be like if you were all-knowing? Considering that I'm not all-knowing, I honestly don't know.

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Happy Go lucky has made sage!!!Why don't we join in wishing her? Congratulations!

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A blind golfer achieved a "hole in one" today what is the best you have achieved? I managed to get my ass up and go to work today. I felt that was quite an achievement.

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What is your favorite zodiac sign besides your own? I'm a Pisces and I always love Taurus!

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What do you think of Canada? Personally I love it since I have lived here all of my life..(in Ontario) Every time I've visited I've loved it. Canadians are a wonderful people and the country is beautiful. Not much to say about your winters though.

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Does anyone know how to get rid of the HTTP 400 error? Type in the correct address for the URL.

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Are you smarter than a five year old? Depends on the 5 year old.

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Which do you prefer and why? Navy, Army, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard? Navy of course. We can do it all. We don't need the airforce cause we have our own damn planes and we don't need the army cause we have the Marine Corp. Yes, the Marines belong to the Navy. I love my brothers, but we sign their paychecks. So, USN is the only one we really need.

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I want some people to put real thought into this. Is war ever justified? Unfortunately I do think there are cases where war is justified. I believe we were justified to go to war with Afghanistan for example. Iraq, not so much.

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Are you a first born child? First born...that was such a pain in the ass too. Wish I could have picked instead.

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What would you prefer... 52" plasma screen tv or a face to face chat with God? I'd take the chat, then ask Him for the TV.

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Why is it that whenever I say god isn't real, I get downrated? Do they think that they're "punishing" me for not believing in god? I don't downrate people for believing in god, I can actually respect that decision. Isn't that kind of silly? At least you have the balls to say what you believe. Good for you.

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Will running 2 miles a day help get all the fat of my belly? The trick is getting up off your ass to run those 2 miles. Good luck with that. Seriously.

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Who else feels that John Mccain will wind up being the next US President? Ordinarily I would say hell no, but I thought that about our current moron in chief and we apparently thought he did such a good job we kept him in for another go round. So who knows? I'm no longer surprised at how stupid we can be in this country.

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What is the best city for nightlife? Vegas or Amsterdam...love them both.

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BJ or Sex which do you prefer? BJ anytime...it's such a selfish indulgence.

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I just updated my profile (for the first time!) .. Would you like to take a look? =) Any comments? Very nice.

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Do people realize that everytime you buy something made in China you support their military? You support their global takeover plans. Do you know they attack us everyday over the internet? Has anybody decided to stop buying made in China products, I have. I would like to read the first two articles you posted. The web site truncates the URL, so if you could repost the entire URL, that would be appreciated.

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Hey fellow ABers. I've noticed that I haven't been leaving any "Thank you" comments. I do apologize for doing that. Its not that I don't want to say anything, but I just thought I was doing something right. Do you forgive me? yeppers and I will also say danke.

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Which do you check first, AB or your email? First I check to make sure I'm still alive, then once I'm convinced I've made it through another day, I check AB.

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Who needs big bucks? Nobody needs it, but it sure would be nice!

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I'm turning 30 in less than a month and feeling down. Do you have any words of advice to cheer me up? Cheer up, you're another year closer to retirement!

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If are having a hard time having a baby what are some home remedies to have a baby? tons of sex, vaginally of course. :) without a condom...

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I work with this woman whose nipples are always hard and show through her shirt. What should I do? Smile, if that's as bad as it gets for you, then you have it pretty good. Unless of course you are interested in her and she's just teasing you. That would suck.

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Does it upset you off when the toilet paper roll is on the wrong way? Yeah, I'm a bit anal about it. I just turn it around though.

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Who do you like better, The Doors or 3 Doors Down? 3 Doors Down!

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How do you feel about flag burning? It's disrespectful, but isn't that the point? I'm glad I'm an American and I serve in the military. I don't like it but I support peoples right to express themselves figuratively. I also support my right to tell them to go f*ck themselves, but that's beside the point I guess. For me, the primary concern is that we enjoy our freedoms, even the ungrateful ones.

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Everyone picks their nose, are you brave enough to admit it? yeah, but I wash my hands afterwards.

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Do you own any stocks? If so, what? If not, why? AAPL - Love the products GOOG - been a fan for years SYY - people always eat PRAA - economy is bad, debt collection is good business NUAN - speech technology is making huge inroads in our lives MDC - housing bust beat this one down COP - unfortunately energy prices are going to stay high D - steady dividend payer BRK.B - Warren Buffet is one of my heroes

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Don't you hate it when the Comments light comes on and you click on it an nothing new has popped up? Why does this happen? lol, I thought it was just me having that issue.

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What is the time where you live? depends on when I answer

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Today is April 10th, my birthday is today. Does anyone else celebrate their birthday today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! Happy Birthday!

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If a girl likes a boy, should she ask them out or should the boy always do that? No, I'm not a traditionalist when it comes to romance. Girls should be able to do the asking as well.

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Do you believe we should continue on the road to ethanol? Another good question! No, I think the results have been artificially inflated due to heavy government subsidies to the farm industry and effective lobbying that those subsidies bought. One article I read stated that if we diverted all of the corn we produced in the country to ethanol production, it wouldn't make much of a dent in our oil consumption. More importantly to me is this:...

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Do you care what people think of you? We all want to be liked, but I have to respect a persons opinion in general to really care what they think of me.

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Should street drugs be decriminalized? Yes. Make them available legally. Tax them and use some of the proceeds for treatment. Get the criminal element out of the manufacturing and distribution business. Pretty simple I think.

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I just bought a new mac system (mini + 20" cinema display). Do I automatically have leopard os, or tiget os or panther os? How do I tell what version I have? Sorry I'm new to Mac and really slow..please give details:) Click on the apple in the upper left corner of your screen. Then click on "About this Mac", that will tell you what version of OS X you have. If you have version: 10.5.X you have Leopard 10.4.X you have Tiger 10.3.X you have Panther 10.2.X you have Jaguar Welcome to the Mac!

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Should i stay in school? or join the army? It's sad you feel you must ask a question like this. But I will say the military is what you make it and it can be a good opportunity. It has been for me. But alas, opportunity is everywhere. Good luck.

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What is sox Usually shorthand for Sarbanes-Oxley act of 2002. The legislation came into force in 2002 and introduced major changes to the regulation of financial practice and corporate governance. Named after Senator Paul Sarbanes and Representative Michael Oxley, who were its main architects, it also set a number of deadlines for compliance. The Sarbanes-Oxley Act is arranged into eleven titles....

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When a woman becomes President, what will her husband's title be? Yes

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Do you think they should get rid of the penny?? i do just a pain in the butt... Get rid of it. I lived in Germany as an Army brat in the 80's and we didn't use the penny at the PX. All they did for purchases was round up or down. It all evened out. The penny has outlived its usefulness.

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If I were to collect all of the dimes, pennies, quarters and all other coins that i find and get, from now (im 14) till i'm 25, would i get rich? Depends on how much you find and get doesn't it?

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Are you in agreement with this verse, "you reap what you sow"? yep, and I believe in karma too...

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With this mild recession in the US, did prices of anything go down by much really? Only real estate and my stock portfolio!

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Do you feel that you truly sound like yourself on AB? sure do...I'm the same wherever I am.

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Do you think John McCain is too old to serve as president if elected(some students asked him this)? No, I think his politics are though.

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I got it in a forest but didn't want it. Once I had it, I couldn't see it. The more I searched for it, the less I liked it. I took it home in my hand because I could not find it. What was it? splinter?

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A New York Times poll states81 percent of the country thinks the U.S. is on the wrong track going in the wrong direction. What's your AB opinion? I think 81% is low. Everyone I know seems to agree that we're f*cked.

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Do you using iphone?how is you feeling for it and why? i using iphone for good long time. i's feels like it's a good phone and it feels good in my hand and i's likey apple stuff and things ya know. ummm...gotta go pee now.

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How old are you? How can you tell with my head up my arse?

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Anyone have a really good cure for rug burn? Use the bed instead?

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Are zoos okay? as long as they treat the animals well, I think they are a good tool for educating the public

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? I hate liberals! lol ummm...everyone realizes this is a joke, right?

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Why do liberals believe punishment should be an educational tool and simply not a consequence of illegal actions? Well, let's see here. Has punishment for punishments sake solved anything? Not really, it's definitely cost us more in terms of building and staffing prisons though. On the other hand, if instead of locking up say petty drug users, we try to rehabilitate them, does it cost anything more than just pure incarceration without any rehabilitation? So, with rehabilitation, we have the...

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Who is your all time FAVORITE singer? Here's an obscure one for you...Dan Penn. Wrote "Do right woman, do right man" made famous by Aretha. He sings as well and has a beautiful voice.

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What is your favorite game to play at the casino? I like the slots. Blackjack and Baccarat are the only games with odds decent enough to play with any real money IMO.

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I had a question rejected as nonsense. Read the comment thread on Andy777's answer and I ask you this: did this Q have any business being rejected after getting an explanation from me and a green light from a CL? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/684390 You asked, so here goes...yeah, I thought it was stupid. Nothing personal, but that's my opinion after reading it.

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Is it wrong to want to be a 'hot' mom? absolutely not, my wife is a milf. otherwise she wouldn't be my wife. ;)

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Is it possible to claim my girlfriends kids on my taxes since they live in my house even though the father claims them but does not pay his owed child support Short answer: it depends. If your GF is your qualifying relative (QR), then it is possible for you to claim her and her child provided the father doesn't try to claim the child. You can claim your GF as a QR if: she lived with you all year you provided more than half of her support she had less than $3,400 in gross income she isn't the qualifying child of another...

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Do you postitroll a particular user on a regular basis? not a particular user, too new for that. but I do go back and read older questions to try to give ppl credit where it's due.

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Have you ever had a social worker? No, but I once asked one out, does that count?

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Is whipping a dog with a wet towel a criminal offense? Should be, anyone who abuses animals sucks ass in my opinion.

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Do you talk to strangers? All the time, that's how I met everyone I know except my family.

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My friend sleeps at different times every day.. sometimes they go a day or so without sleep. how unhealthy is it to do this? Good question. I'm a big believer in doing what your body wants. If you're hungry, eat, if you're tired, sleep.

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Would you ever cheat a casino? Considering most casinos consider counting cards to be cheating, then my answer is yes. I have and I will continue to. But then again, I don't consider counting cards to be cheating.

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Is it illegal for someone to take pictures WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION of you during sex, intimate moments, etc. and then show others these pictures (or even put them on the internet)? If yes, what can you charge them with? Before I answer, what is the web site? Just kidding.

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Consider the polynomial function f(x)=2x^3-15x^2+36x-20 a)What are the critical number of f? b)What are the intervals on which f is increasing? c)What are the intervals oh which f is concave up? d)What are the inflection points of f? Umm...5? If this is for a test, there is a saying: "When in doubt, Charlie out." In other words, pick "C".

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What is a slang name for a beer belly? used to have a 6 pack, now I have a keg

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How long on average does it take to turn you on while watching porn? good porn - 15 strokes great porn - 5 strokes

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What do you find worse... getting too much sleep or not enough? Not enough!

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How many months do you think it will take before gas hits $4 a gallon in your city? Should have been more specific so as not to offend our European friends who always think they have it so rough. FWIW, I think we'll see $4/gallon June/July timeframe in the high cost areas. For Virginia Beach, probably Sep timeframe.

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What do you think of men wearing bras? ummm...they've got issues? But seriously, wear matching panties if you do wear a bra. Every woman I've been with has told me that.

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I am losing my faith in all humanity, can anyone reassure me that people are great? Ah, come on. Don't lose faith in all of us. Ok, I'll give you a quick anecdote that might make you feel better. This is a bit trivial, but I think it speaks to how humanity shows itself in ways large and small. I stop at a convenience store every morning for coffee. The other morning, I noticed a woman who was obviously in a rush trying to get her cup of coffee. I've seen...

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Do you look down on people older then 18 not having their drivers license yet? No, in fact I'm jealous. I have a friend who's 32 and has never had his license. Of course it helps that he lived in Europe and Big Cities for most of his life.

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Would you like to take my Answerbag Oath? "I solemnly swear that I will not give negative points to someone with whom I disagree. I will save my neg points for rude/obscene/misleading answers/questions that are made to hurt feelings." I promise...I also promise to give good points because I can.

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I'm in my mid-40's, have always been straight, in a long marriage and have no question about my sexual orientation. It is my understanding that homosexuality is a choice. Is it too late for me to choose to be gay? I've never met anyone who is gay who "chose" to be gay. If you're not attracted to the same sex, why would you choose to be gay?

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I love my bf- we have a comfortable & fun life but no sexual desire from my side for 2 years. I love another man who broke my heart in the past but wants me back. he fulfills my emotional/sexual needs but has an uncertain future. I'm 30. I'm scared. help Are you sure you love your BF or the other man for that matter? You say the other man fulfills your emotional needs, yet he broke your heart. I honestly feel sorry for you and your BF. How do you think you would feel if your BF confessed this to you? That he loved you, but wanted to be with another woman because you didn't satisfy him. If you honestly love him, talk to him about your...

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What are the most painful two words you have had to hear as an adult? She's dead

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When was the last time you 'got lucky?' :-) Sunday morning

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Can you explain why in 473 words or less? maybe

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Do insects have penises? sure they do, how do you think right wingers procreate?

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What kind of job do you think I should get? become a walmart greeter.

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Does it bother guys out there to be in a relationship with a single mother? i mean... do ye really think that single parents are just looking for another person to fill the role of an absent one? I married a single mom with 2 children. I love those kids like they're mine. Of course people might be initially leery about another persons motivations or intentions if they are a single parent, but if the heart is true, then the relationship will flourish. I enjoy my role in my step daughters life and love them more than anything now.

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What's your favorite type of MP3 player? Why? Do you own it, or do you have another? the iPod of course :)

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When was the last time you used the quadratic formula, difference of squares, or factoring in the real world? wow, that hurt my brain just reading the question...

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Are you worried about a recession? Yes and No. Yes, but only for the people who are good, honest, hard working people who will have an even harder time making ends meet. People who didn't/couldn't set aside a rainy day fund to get them through tough times. A lot of innocent people will pay for the greed of our economy unfortunately. No, because it's good and natural to wring out excesses in the economy.

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Why do men earn more than women? For the most part I think there is wage equality. Where there are disparities, I think it comes from women choosing to leave the work force (e.g. to raise a family). Obviously anyone who has left the workforce for a period of time would be behind on the promotion ladder compared to if they had stayed in the grind. I also think it's somewhat a function of chosen vocations. If a woman...

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Is money the root of all evil? I think lack of money or jealousy are really the root of all evil...but what the hell do I know.

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How can I remove a hair that is stuck in my throat? bread and water...and make him shave next time.

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What would make some good new additions to ab? email, IM capability, non anon ratings

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Could the seemingly endless war in IRAQ potentially bankrupt the USA? Ummm...I think we're already bankrupt, we're in way over our heads.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you wake up in a jail cell? no not ab's penalty box but the big house. Damn, I can't believe I got caught!

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What motivates you to exercise? Potential impact to my: career health self esteem all pretty good reasons for me.

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Did you like the movie 28 days later? How about 28 weeks later? I thought they were both good.

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What in your opinion, is the best OS - Linux, Windows or Apple? Or something else? Why? Apple is the best IMO. OS X is built on a free BSD kernel, so it has all the stability and security of Unix. It's engineered by Apple so it has a gorgeous interface. Some of the arguments against Mac OS X: lack of software = not true. The number of titles avail does not equal quality. For the Mac there are plenty of good quality and functional software titles available....

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I'm a girl. 17. And honestly, I cannot see myself getting married, ever. It not that I don't think I could handle it, but I just don't want it. Do you think I'm going to change my mind later? Did any of you change your mind? I used to feel that way about marriage, then I got married...twice. Guess I should have stuck to my gut feelings the first time. Seriously though, marriage can be great, I've enjoyed having someone to share my life with. But remember, happiness comes from within. Someone can't "make" you happy. They can contribute to it, but that responsibility isn't on them. Have...

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Has American language become bland to you? nah, I love how we make up words to suit whatever we want

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On the top or on the bottom? definitely the bottom for me...;)

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Do "soul mates" really exist? I think it is possible for you to have more than one soul mate. I loved my ex-wife deeply, but over time we changed and grew apart. It happens. I wasn't sure I'd ever find true love again, but then I met my current wife and I love her with all of my heart and feel we are soul mates. So, I honestly think it is possible for you to be so compatible with more than one person (not...

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Who do you think is the dumbest person to have ever lived? Us Americans for tolerating our incompetent government

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Are you going to miss Charlton Heston? nope

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I need to know what government agency is responsible for making topographic maps in the United States?!! ******PLEASE HELPPPP!!!!!!!****** us geological survey www.usgs.gov

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Here we go a posi-trollin', a posi-trollin', a posi-trollin'...and having so much fun? Do you like to? of course

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What is a good comeback to a boy that says "Dont hate the Player Hate the game"..Cause he cheated on me but still wants me.. what should I do? Tell him you don't hate the player, you think his best friend is very hot and very good at playing the game.

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Do you have to be a certain age to buy a pre-paid phone? no, because it is not a contract.

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Regarding alarm clocks, do you follow a policy of retaliation or preemptive strike? retaliation...I go through about a half dozen alarm clocks a year.

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My ex used tyo sat women have choices and men have responsibilities...what do you think of that statement? not much other than it's a pretty sexist statement.

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Would you consider yourself, A)Computer Knowledgeable B)Computer Savy, C)A computer wiz, or D)All of the above, plus alot more? I'm Probably D. depends on the day and how I feel... :)

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Where do you live...country, state, province, city? virginia beach, va

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Is the apple itouch worth buying? of course it is, anything made by apple is worth buying. Especially while I am a stockholder. :)

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Do people realize that everytime you buy something made in China you support their military? You support their global takeover plans. Do you know they attack us everyday over the internet? Has anybody decided to stop buying made in China products, I have. We also support our own economy. Think about the dock workers unloading the freight, the truck drivers transporting it, the factory worker making the truck, the steel worker making the steel to make the truck, etc, etc, etc. Our economy has become truly global. I think this fact adds to stability and peace in the long run. We probably need to worry more about the fact that we spend more on...

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What is it about the female form that you like the most? a nice butt or nice boobs or pretty face or .... ummm, I like everything about the female form as long as the personality and intelligence matches the good looks.

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What would you do if you saw one of your friend's partner kissing someone else?Would you tell your friend or stay out of it? Yes, but I'd try to be nice about it.

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What is the best way of removing corn scars besides plastic surgary? cut the affected toe off, that will remove the corn scar.

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When I say "69" what do you think of? I think...fun.

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If President Bush came to your door what would you do / say? I'd yell out "Keep on knocking but you can't come in", and then run out the back door.

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Do historians consider President Bush the worst president ever? I'm not sure how historians currently view him, but my humble opinion is that he will go down in history as the worst president of all time.

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How many times do you have sex in a month? as many as possible...at least 10 - 15 times in the month or I'm not too happy.

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How long is a good power nap that won't leave you more drained than before? a good power nap for me is 20 - 30 minutes...

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What ideas do you have to save electricity? - Use flourescent bulbs when possible - Turn off unnecessary appliances - only do full loads of laundry/dishes - install a programmable thermostat

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I just saw the movie, "Stop Loss," about our troops being re-enlisted against their will for a second duty in Iraq. They called it the "back door draft." What's your opinion on this policy and have you seen the movie? I haven't seen the movie, but I've been in the military for 13 years. Stop loss is in fact a back door draft. The policy is despicable. Honor, courage, commitment? Words to live by or just words? In the Navy, these are our guiding principles, at least on paper. It makes me ashamed that I've given this much of my life in service to our country only to see that service...

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Why was George W. Bush re-elected? Vote for G.W. the second time???? I didn't vote for him the first time!?!? In fact, the majority of us didn't vote for him the first time...don't really know what happened the second time. Proof of the dumbing down of America I suspect.

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Is a "Friend with benefits..." any different from a "F*** Buddy" or have I got the meanings wrong? It's the same thing...

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Do you have at least 6 months wages saved in case of emergency? Liquid. Like savings account or money market account? This is what is advised. The answer is different for everyone. I don't believe 6 months worth of wages is needed. 3-6 months of expenses is more like it. You also have to take into account the entire set of circumstances: how stable is the income dependents? spouse working? etc, etc, etc... Again, it is highly dependent on the individual situation, but 3-6 months of expenses in a safe liquid...

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What 5 "self help" or inspirational books would you recommend to a friend? 1) The Easy Way to Stop Smoking 2) Rich Dad, Poor Dad 3) The first 5 years of Marriage 4) The Purpose Driven Life 5) The Bible

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Where is the fuel pump locater on a 02 chrysler 300m special I have to admit not having actually seen it on this model, but it should be mounted somewhere on the fuel line between the fuel tank and the engine. Chrysler usually has them closer to the tank.

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Do you think AB shoud add a private message feature? Most definitely. This would be especially useful when political questions turn into debates or if someone would like more amplifying information.

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How many different currencies are you in posession of? Turkish Lira Italian Lira Maltese Lira Spanish Pesata Deutsche Mark French Frank British Pound Canadian Dollar Mexican Peso Bahraini Dinar UAE Jordanian Dinar Greek Drachma Bahamian Dollar Euro's and last but not least...$$$ My only problem is most of this currency is worthless.

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Wow, another 80,000 jobs lost, reported today. Can you say, "Thank you, President Bush, for your stellar economic policies?" :o) I can thank not only the great wise one, but also every single one of the morons who voted for this idiot. Funny how our economy has gone to hell, we're in a constant fear of attack, a consistent state of "war", inflation is going through the roof, foreclosures are at a record high, etc, etc, etc. Yeah, this idea of "less" government sure is expensive as hell....

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What makes the best sandwich? I'd have to ask the folks at Panera Bread.

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Are you disciplined at balancing your checkbook every month? What's a checkbook? All of my transactions are electronic. I can't remember the last time I wrote a paper check. So, no, I never balance my checkbook.

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What are some disadvantages of living alone? I think the biggest disadvantage is that true happiness can only be shared.

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What is your favorite form to fill out? Deposit slip

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Which Kardashian sister do you find most attractive, Kim, Khloe, or Kourtney? Attractive? Physically...all of them. Intellectually...none of them.

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Do you prefer to use pen or pencil? What kind/color/brand/tip type? pen

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I'm hungry what should I make to eat? grilled cheese sandwich

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Im going to have my laptop for the next 4+ years, Should I decorate it with stickers? Im afraid of regreting it later. In 4 years, what's it really going to be worth? It's yours, decorate it how you want.

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What is the easiest and cheapest way to build an 8' X 12' deck, 3' above the ground? on paper

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Are you crazy? Why? I only get crazy when I don't take my blue pill on time.

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McCain once voted against making Martin Luther Kind Day a federal holiday. Do you think that was a big mistake on his part? I think we should have called it "Civil Rights day" or something along those lines. Using individual people, no matter how great their contribution seems to some people is divisive. So, no I don't think it hurt McCain, most people who would be patently offended by his not voting for the holiday probably would never support him anyway.

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Do you sweat a lot? or not much at all? It depends on how hot it is.