Answerbag: Route 66Truckerman's answers

Answer to What exactly is "light black"?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:37:20 -0700

What exactly is "light black"?

Black with half the calories,IDK ??

Answer to I finally _________.

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:32:14 -0700

I finally _________.

Take a long Vacation.

Answer to Who do you hate more? Me or you?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:30:42 -0700

Who do you hate more? Me or you?

I hate no one

Answer to Have you ever had a job where you could keep all of your clothes on?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:30:32 -0700

Have you ever had a job where you could keep all of your clothes on?

Every job I ever had.

Answer to What is the language of Soul?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:19:27 -0700

What is the language of Soul?

"JIVE" ??

Answer to Pop goes the_____________________?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:10:38 -0700

Pop goes the_____________________?

"Suicide Bomber"

Answer to What do you think the cloud/halo thing over moscow was?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:00:31 -0700

What do you think the cloud/halo thing over moscow was?

I think the Mother-Ship's here to pick you up Amber !

Answer to What's a good image hosting site I can use that won't delete all my gore, porn and other assorted offensive material, and that has unlimited storage and is free to use?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:35:03 -0700

What's a good image hosting site I can use that won't delete all my gore, porn and other assorted offensive material, and that has unlimited storage and is free to use?

Have you tried http://www.mozy.com it's not completely free but they do not edit/delete your data.

Answer to The link below shows what my S/O did for me on Valentine's Day last year. Do you think it was sweet?=P

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:22:23 -0700

The link below shows what my S/O did for me on Valentine's Day last year. Do you think it was sweet?=P

You're dating Bigfoot !!?? What else does he have that is BIG!!!

Answer to How do I earn points and level up?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:49:35 -0700

How do I earn points and level up?

I buy them in bulk at a membership warehouse club!

Answer to Do you like to use the squatting style toilet common in Asia? See link

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:00:11 -0700

Do you like to use the squatting style toilet common in Asia? See link

I always wondered who anyone could use those toilets!!!

Answer to I broke up with my girlfriend one week ago. I saw her two days later and sent 4 texts. She never responded. Called her the next day. NO RESPONSE I saw her ex-boyfriends car at her house the NEXT DAY. Why has she not responded yet?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:57:31 -0700

I broke up with my girlfriend one week ago. I saw her two days later and sent 4 texts. She never responded. Called her the next day. NO RESPONSE I saw her ex-boyfriends car at her house the NEXT DAY. Why has she not responded yet?

Are you really that thickheaded?? She's on the rebound!!

Answer to What televsion show would you like to make an important guest appearance on?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:54:58 -0700

What televsion show would you like to make an important guest appearance on?

Jerry Springer! I would go with Spicy Hot and beat the crap out of her !!!!

Answer to When are you most likely to wash the car?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:30:55 -0700

When are you most likely to wash the car?

Right before it rains !!!

Answer to Why are people afraid of my nudity?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:53:49 -0700

Why are people afraid of my nudity?

Have no idea!!!???? *click on photo

Answer to MEN=would you turn your heads while driving if you saw a female walking on the street even if your girlfriend/wife is sitting on the passenger seat?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:43:43 -0700

MEN=would you turn your heads while driving if you saw a female walking on the street even if your girlfriend/wife is sitting on the passenger seat?

Yes, I've done it and my GF punched my head into place !

Answer to How do you cure crabs?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:37:52 -0700

How do you cure crabs?

Don't cure them, kill them !!

Answer to NEED ANSWER QUICK: Tonight me and my casual hook up guy just ended things for good. Should My ex come over right now so we can hang out? maybe kiss?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:33:44 -0700

NEED ANSWER QUICK: Tonight me and my casual hook up guy just ended things for good. Should My ex come over right now so we can hang out? maybe kiss?

Sure!! Get two of them to come over !

Answer to Blonde, Red or brunette?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:24:26 -0700

Blonde, Red or brunette?

Yes, I'll take one of each !!!

Answer to Do you like cuddling strangers?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:58:05 -0700

Do you like cuddling strangers?

NO!! I believe hookers do that !!!

Answer to On my computer it sometimes freezes and then the moniter goes black and then says "no signal" Do you know whats happening

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:38:21 -0700

On my computer it sometimes freezes and then the moniter goes black and then says "no signal" Do you know whats happening

It's your internet connection!!!

Answer to Are any of my old friends still on??? i've been gone for 3 months and i missed you guys :) what about new friends :)

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:02:39 -0700

Are any of my old friends still on??? i've been gone for 3 months and i missed you guys :) what about new friends :)

It's weird!! I was just thinking about you a day or two before you posted this question ! *By the way,I don't think you'll know who I am!!!

Answer to Why is it a bad idea to moon a judge?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:51:08 -0700

Why is it a bad idea to moon a judge?

Because most judges are strapped and he'll put an additional hole in your @$$ !

Answer to I saw my Bf's ex at gym occassionally. I saw her point me out to her mum (on the sly) and then they continued to watch me for the whole time! What do you think was in their conversation (humour please!)?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:24:04 -0700

I saw my Bf's ex at gym occassionally. I saw her point me out to her mum (on the sly) and then they continued to watch me for the whole time! What do you think was in their conversation (humour please!)?

Oh!! Look that's the chix,he decided to upgrade to !!

Answer to Do you and your spouse have a set time and day you set aside for lovemaking?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:22:18 -0700

Do you and your spouse have a set time and day you set aside for lovemaking?

Yes ,she has sex early in the morning,me at night.

Answer to How can I slow down the flow of time?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:00:50 -0700

How can I slow down the flow of time?

Travel at the speed of light!!

Answer to What would you do if you had a gorilla on your roof?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:45:29 -0700

What would you do if you had a gorilla on your roof?

Call my Father-in-Law and tell him to come & pick up his wife!

Answer to I think that only elephants should wear ivory? Do you agree?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:32:05 -0700

I think that only elephants should wear ivory? Do you agree?

NO!! How about Walruses,Hippos and Narwhals!!!???

Answer to Is it against the law to wear a thong to a cathedral?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:19:34 -0700

Is it against the law to wear a thong to a cathedral?

No but if it happens again, you should ask the Archbishop to stop doing so !!

Answer to Could name something your state has that new york does not?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:16:00 -0700

Could name something your state has that new york does not?

"Class"

Answer to What was the last body part you shaved?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:12:56 -0700

What was the last body part you shaved?

My Mother-in-Law's back!!

Answer to ...what do you do to look sexy?...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:10:10 -0700

...what do you do to look sexy?...

I wake up every morning.

Answer to How many keys do you have?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:16:28 -0700

How many keys do you have?

For the first time in my life,I'm keyless !! I only have electronic keys!!

Answer to We are going to have an AB tailgating party, what are you going to bring?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:50:40 -0700

We are going to have an AB tailgating party, what are you going to bring?

If it's anything like your last tailgate party,,,, Bail Money !!!

Answer to Are you a prime example of your race's stereotype?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:56:01 -0700

Are you a prime example of your race's stereotype?

Actually the prime examples of my race's stereotype is usually portrayed by Caucasian Native American wannabes !

Answer to Name one form of torture technique

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:56:08 -0700

Name one form of torture technique

Mothers-in-law.

Answer to How do you become an Ice Princess?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:10:15 -0700

How do you become an Ice Princess?

Become SaraMonster's apprentice !!

Answer to What's the closest business to you that's open 24 hours?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:44:44 -0700

What's the closest business to you that's open 24 hours?

Hess Express Gas Station

Answer to Are there any Yoko Ono songs worth listening to?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:20:32 -0700

Are there any Yoko Ono songs worth listening to?

Yeah,the funeral march at her burial!

Answer to Is 130000 miles on a 2003 mustang v6 ok?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:07:44 -0700

Is 130000 miles on a 2003 mustang v6 ok?

What do you mean OK? That engine is overdue to be rebuilt!

Answer to Does anyone think that vampires should be left alone and the whole vamp-mania is just ridiculous?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:02:07 -0700

Does anyone think that vampires should be left alone and the whole vamp-mania is just ridiculous?

Don't tell fellow ABer Chainsaw that,she'll have you flogged !!

Answer to What is the BHP of a Nissan 350Z at the wheel?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:58:43 -0700

What is the BHP of a Nissan 350Z at the wheel?

None as there's no Brake Horsepower at the wheel!! Did you mean at the rear wheels??

Answer to I left my job of 5 years few weeks ago for a new job little did i know that that job only lasted 1 week because there deal did not go through so now im left with nothing

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:55:25 -0700

I left my job of 5 years few weeks ago for a new job little did i know that that job only lasted 1 week because there deal did not go through so now im left with nothing

I'm sorry that happened to you but what is your question ?

Answer to What drinks do they serve in hell?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:11:05 -0700

What drinks do they serve in hell?

The only two choices you'll have is either Rosie O'Donell or Rush Limbaugh's bath water!

Answer to Do you think you can rob a bank?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:39:21 -0700

Do you think you can rob a bank?

The closest thing I could do;is to use a tiny little bolt cutter and steal their chained down pens !

Answer to Have you hugged your puppy today?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:09:40 -0700

Have you hugged your puppy today?

No,but I have snuggled with my GF's puppies!!

Answer to Should people born in communist Russia be allowed to teach the US the Constitution in American schools?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:36:34 -0700

Should people born in communist Russia be allowed to teach the US the Constitution in American schools?

Yes,why not as long as they do not attempt to re-write it.

Answer to For those who endure a cold winter, what is your warmest winter coat made of?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:52:57 -0700

For those who endure a cold winter, what is your warmest winter coat made of?

Beaver

Answer to If I was going to buy you a 6 pack of beer, which brand of beer would you choose?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:47:52 -0700

If I was going to buy you a 6 pack of beer, which brand of beer would you choose?

Heineken even though I usually buy the mini keg for my GF.

Answer to It's free cigar day. Would you care for a cigar?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:12:24 -0700

It's free cigar day. Would you care for a cigar?

Kewl !! I don't smoke but my GF loves a cigar now and then.

Answer to What flashes?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:57:47 -0700

What flashes?

"Out of Service" signs.

Answer to Has anyone you ever knew been totally hooked on a game? What game?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:36:46 -0700

Has anyone you ever knew been totally hooked on a game? What game?

Tetris!

Answer to What are some fun ways to drive someone crazy?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:57:00 -0700

What are some fun ways to drive someone crazy?

Set them up on a double date with Tjoe Baxter & Spicy Hot !!

Answer to When there's something strange in the neighborhood...Who you gonna call?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:48:59 -0700

When there's something strange in the neighborhood...Who you gonna call?

You!!! So you can document it on AB.

Answer to You will be isolated for a long time with a group. A 300lb straight woman, tranny 20% woman to man, tranny 78% man to woman, a Gay male, and gorgeous straight woman try to get at you but the hot gal wants to get paid big. Who do you give a shot to?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:05:50 -0700

You will be isolated for a long time with a group. A 300lb straight woman, tranny 20% woman to man, tranny 78% man to woman, a Gay male, and gorgeous straight woman try to get at you but the hot gal wants to get paid big. Who do you give a shot to?

Damn!! This sounds like one of Tjoe Baxter's infamous parties !! I'll take the 300 lbs Big Bad Mamma Jamma!

Answer to What is your favourite type of toast?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:17:36 -0700

What is your favourite type of toast?

Melba Toast!

Answer to Islamic wedding toast

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:16:01 -0700

Islamic wedding toast

"BOOM"

Answer to A girl friend of mine fell in love with a guy...got married to another person...now she is being hated by that lover ...that lover is now forcing her to marry him..how can she get rid of it...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:12:43 -0700

A girl friend of mine fell in love with a guy...got married to another person...now she is being hated by that lover ...that lover is now forcing her to marry him..how can she get rid of it...

*never mind I deleted it !!

Answer to How do we on AB know if someone is pregnant or if he/she likes them? We can guess but there is no way to know some questions people keep asking. Is there a good response to those questions?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:09:44 -0700

How do we on AB know if someone is pregnant or if he/she likes them? We can guess but there is no way to know some questions people keep asking. Is there a good response to those questions?

Yes,tell them that you personally like them and would be glad to get them pregnant !

Answer to What else could S.O.L. stand for?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:43:47 -0700

What else could S.O.L. stand for?

Small or Large!!

Answer to Do you want to be buried or cremated?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:16:44 -0700

Do you want to be buried or cremated?

I'd rather be cremated being burnt will just create a stench!

Answer to How would yu break up with me?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:55:15 -0700

How would yu break up with me?

I would have one my strippers call you to let you know!

Answer to At what age would you allow your child to date?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:07:58 -0700

At what age would you allow your child to date?

If it's a boy 15~16 A girl 40!!!!AND with a chaperon.

Answer to Does anyone know a word or phrase that rhymes with alicia?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:01:29 -0700

Does anyone know a word or phrase that rhymes with alicia?

"Morticia"

Answer to Do you abuse the snooze button?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:45:45 -0700

Do you abuse the snooze button?

I can understand how you could overwork your snooze button Tjoe,as all the men in your bed each probably have a different wake up time! So they probably leave in shifts. The newspaper man is probably first to leave,then the milkman,mailman and last the pool guy. The plumber usually stays as he...

Answer to How do I shop for a button down for my boss's wife when I don't know her size and DO NOT want to offend her?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:16:47 -0700

How do I shop for a button down for my boss's wife when I don't know her size and DO NOT want to offend her?

Get her a 6XL and tell her if its too small to use it as a car cover.

Answer to Do you think Obama's lack of decisiveness about what to do with Afghanistan is turning the situation into a quagmire?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:10:26 -0700

Do you think Obama's lack of decisiveness about what to do with Afghanistan is turning the situation into a quagmire?

"Giggity Giggity Goo"

Answer to Did you know that Michelle Obama has slavery in her roots?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:57:19 -0700

Did you know that Michelle Obama has slavery in her roots?

That's like saying: Did you know white people in America have European ancestry !

Answer to Do you think the next Pope really might be black?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:33:36 -0700

Do you think the next Pope really might be black?

I don't think Obama could find the time!!!!!

Answer to Would you tip this hotel housekeeper? (see link)

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:19:27 -0700

Would you tip this hotel housekeeper? (see link)

I usually do not tip unless it is an extended stay. Las Vegas is one of the worst places,there everyone and their brother expects to be tipped !

Answer to When was the last time you ate a hotdog?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:00:04 -0700

When was the last time you ate a hotdog?

I haven't had a hotdog in a coon's age!

Answer to What is something you just do not enjoy doing anymore?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:31:00 -0700

What is something you just do not enjoy doing anymore?

Hiring hookers to forced themselves into my neighbors home 30 seconds before his wife gets home.

Answer to What's a movie you've watched more than 10 times?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:38:56 -0700

What's a movie you've watched more than 10 times?

Kill Bill and House of flying daggers!

Answer to How often do you use your treadmill?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:36:37 -0700

How often do you use your treadmill?

Never !! I have tried using it but I been able to last longer than 10~15 minutes. It makes me feel like a hamster!! I prefer to run outside!!

Answer to WHERE CAN i GET A REMOTE FOR A NISSAN PATHFINDER 1995 MODEL AS IT HAS A FACTORY MODEL ALARM SYSTEM

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:26:52 -0700

WHERE CAN i GET A REMOTE FOR A NISSAN PATHFINDER 1995 MODEL AS IT HAS A FACTORY MODEL ALARM SYSTEM

For security reasons,you can only get it from a dealer or the factory.

Answer to Samsung or panasonic who has best quality in electronics and computers overall

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:24:08 -0700

Samsung or panasonic who has best quality in electronics and computers overall

As far as TVs Samsung /PC panasonic

Answer to What do you fake?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:03:45 -0700

What do you fake?

$100 Bills.

Answer to What's the point of Hooters, as opposed to say, an actual strip club?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:45:52 -0700

What's the point of Hooters, as opposed to say, an actual strip club?

I love strip clubs/have been to a few 100's and I cannot understand why people like going to Hooters!

Answer to I'm inviting ab friends over for a nice dinner and chat. i give you a choice of place cards and who will sit next to you and across from you.. who you choosing?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:34:30 -0700

I'm inviting ab friends over for a nice dinner and chat. i give you a choice of place cards and who will sit next to you and across from you.. who you choosing?

I would require a VIP area for myself.

Answer to Im a girl who like to dress up as boy george but i get put off should i listen to those people.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:47:49 -0700

Im a girl who like to dress up as boy george but i get put off should i listen to those people.

Do what you please!! if your enjoying yourself go for it! If you were a boy dressing up as Boy George then U might have a problem.

Answer to What are your thoughts on this ad? (photo uploaded in answer......

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:32:26 -0700

What are your thoughts on this ad? (photo uploaded in answer......

Kewl!!! WoW!!! How where you able to get your ankles behind your knees!

Answer to Why should I give you the money?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:20:19 -0700

Why should I give you the money?

Because U got some honey!!!

Answer to Do you have an exercise ball? How often do you use it?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:52:45 -0700

Do you have an exercise ball? How often do you use it?

Nah! I seen them at a boxing gym but never used them.

Answer to Throught the year, what holiday do you celebrate the most?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:46:23 -0700

Throught the year, what holiday do you celebrate the most?

Groundhog day!!

Answer to Why do ice cubes leave white deposits on the bottom of the glass when the ice cube tray was clean and the water used wasn't dirty?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:30:11 -0700

Why do ice cubes leave white deposits on the bottom of the glass when the ice cube tray was clean and the water used wasn't dirty?

You might have hard water!! [someone might be slipping Viagra in your drinking water!!] *it is caused by calcium and minerals

Answer to Why do you wear a watch?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:44:31 -0700

Why do you wear a watch?

So I can synchronize my homemade bombs.

Answer to I just bought cereal and bleach :P What weird combination of items have you purchased at a store?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:41:37 -0700

I just bought cereal and bleach :P What weird combination of items have you purchased at a store?

shoelaces and a disposable camera at CVS

Answer to What is a "weird" place to have sex?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:36:00 -0700

What is a "weird" place to have sex?

In the butt,his not yours.

Answer to Its the last night on earth...what do you do to go out with a bang?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:06:36 -0700

Its the last night on earth...what do you do to go out with a bang?

Yes, I would call fellow Aber BAnginBAxta and ask her to put me on her list!!!

Answer to Are you useing a lap top or desk computer right now?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:03:29 -0700

Are you useing a lap top or desk computer right now?

Laptop !! I still haven't replaced my desktop !!

Answer to _________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?)

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:44:11 -0700

_________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?)

Sardine,sour kraut and lots of Limburger cheese.

Answer to Are you a person that's easily annoyed?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:13:46 -0700

Are you a person that's easily annoyed?

And what the hell is that supposed to mean ?????

Answer to My 32 inch lexsor flat screen lcd tv has perfect audio but the screen just went blank. it is only 2 years old. I have been told it is not worth fixing. this cant be true surely. can anyone help?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:09:29 -0700

My 32 inch lexsor flat screen lcd tv has perfect audio but the screen just went blank. it is only 2 years old. I have been told it is not worth fixing. this cant be true surely. can anyone help?

You might want to get an estimate,if the TV requires a placement screen it would not be worth it as it would be cheaper to buy a new TV.

Answer to Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:18:56 -0700

Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?

Funny but that's when all my credit cards and driver's license expire so maybe there's something to it !

Answer to Happy ___________________?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:13:27 -0700

Happy ___________________?

Joy,joy !!

Answer to Has anyone 'pulled the wool over your eyes'...what did they do?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:10:30 -0700

Has anyone 'pulled the wool over your eyes'...what did they do?

The last person was my Ex- She led me to believe she was an angelical homebody and she turned out to be a middle-aged,alcoholic,heavy metal groupie.

Answer to What is one movie that you did not understand at all?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:45:51 -0700

What is one movie that you did not understand at all?

My wedding video!! I still cannot understand why I married the heifer!!

Answer to Is it wrong to kiss on the first date?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:36:13 -0700

Is it wrong to kiss on the first date?

It depends "WHERE" you kiss !!

Answer to Do guys actually like girls who have bigger thighs? not like hudge but bigger then say there own?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:32:05 -0700

Do guys actually like girls who have bigger thighs? not like hudge but bigger then say there own?

I like big thighs,that I cannot deny!!!

Answer to You know, I hate it when people give Wikipedia URLs when they give answers here. I know people who write misinformation on Wikipedia just to be silly, like those who create computer viruses. Why can't you just give the answer? It's ANSWERbag, not LINKbag!

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:27:52 -0700

You know, I hate it when people give Wikipedia URLs when they give answers here. I know people who write misinformation on Wikipedia just to be silly, like those who create computer viruses. Why can't you just give the answer? It's ANSWERbag, not LINKbag!

http://www.rom101.com/gcard/other/hand_giving_ok_sign_t.jpg