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What exactly is "light black"?
Black with half the calories,IDK ??
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I finally _________.
Take a long Vacation.
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Who do you hate more? Me or you?
I hate no one
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Have you ever had a job where you could keep all of your clothes on?
Every job I ever had.
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What is the language of Soul?
"JIVE" ??
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Pop goes the_____________________?
"Suicide Bomber"
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What do you think the cloud/halo thing over moscow was?
I think the Mother-Ship's here to pick you up Amber !
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What's a good image hosting site I can use that won't delete all my gore, porn and other assorted offensive material, and that has unlimited storage and is free to use?
Have you tried http://www.mozy.com
it's not completely free but they do not edit/delete your data.
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The link below shows what my S/O did for me on Valentine's Day last year. Do you think it was sweet?=P
You're dating Bigfoot !!?? What else does he have that is BIG!!!
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How do I earn points and level up?
I buy them in bulk at a membership warehouse club!
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Do you like to use the squatting style toilet common in Asia? See link
I always wondered who anyone could use those toilets!!!
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I broke up with my girlfriend one week ago. I saw her two days later and sent 4 texts. She never responded. Called her the next day. NO RESPONSE I saw her ex-boyfriends car at her house the NEXT DAY. Why has she not responded yet?
Are you really that thickheaded?? She's on the rebound!!
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What televsion show would you like to make an important guest appearance on?
Jerry Springer! I would go with Spicy Hot and beat the crap out of her !!!!
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When are you most likely to wash the car?
Right before it rains !!!
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Why are people afraid of my nudity?
Have no idea!!!????
*click on photo
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MEN=would you turn your heads while driving if you saw a female walking on the street even if your girlfriend/wife is sitting on the passenger seat?
Yes, I've done it and my GF punched my head into place !
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How do you cure crabs?
Don't cure them, kill them !!
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NEED ANSWER QUICK: Tonight me and my casual hook up guy just ended things for good. Should My ex come over right now so we can hang out? maybe kiss?
Sure!! Get two of them to come over !
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Blonde, Red or brunette?
Yes, I'll take one of each !!!
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Do you like cuddling strangers?
NO!! I believe hookers do that !!!
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On my computer it sometimes freezes and then the moniter goes black and then says "no signal" Do you know whats happening
It's your internet connection!!!
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Are any of my old friends still on??? i've been gone for 3 months and i missed you guys :) what about new friends :)
It's weird!! I was just thinking about you a day or two before you posted this question !
*By the way,I don't think you'll know who I am!!!
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Why is it a bad idea to moon a judge?
Because most judges are strapped and he'll put an additional hole in your @$$ !
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I saw my Bf's ex at gym occassionally. I saw her point me out to her mum (on the sly) and then they continued to watch me for the whole time! What do you think was in their conversation (humour please!)?
Oh!! Look that's the chix,he decided to upgrade to !!
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Do you and your spouse have a set time and day you set aside for lovemaking?
Yes ,she has sex early in the morning,me at night.
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How can I slow down the flow of time?
Travel at the speed of light!!
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What would you do if you had a gorilla on your roof?
Call my Father-in-Law and tell him to come & pick up his wife!
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I think that only elephants should wear ivory? Do you agree?
NO!! How about Walruses,Hippos and Narwhals!!!???
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Is it against the law to wear a thong to a cathedral?
No but if it happens again, you should ask the Archbishop to stop doing so !!
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Could name something your state has that new york does not?
"Class"
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What was the last body part you shaved?
My Mother-in-Law's back!!
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...what do you do to look sexy?...
I wake up every morning.
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How many keys do you have?
For the first time in my life,I'm keyless !! I only have electronic keys!!
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We are going to have an AB tailgating party, what are you going to bring?
If it's anything like your last tailgate party,,,, Bail Money !!!
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Are you a prime example of your race's stereotype?
Actually the prime examples of my race's stereotype is usually portrayed by Caucasian Native American wannabes !
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Name one form of torture technique
Mothers-in-law.
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How do you become an Ice Princess?
Become SaraMonster's apprentice !!
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What's the closest business to you that's open 24 hours?
Hess Express Gas Station
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Are there any Yoko Ono songs worth listening to?
Yeah,the funeral march at her burial!
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Is 130000 miles on a 2003 mustang v6 ok?
What do you mean OK?
That engine is overdue to be rebuilt!
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Does anyone think that vampires should be left alone and the whole vamp-mania is just ridiculous?
Don't tell fellow ABer Chainsaw that,she'll have you flogged !!
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What is the BHP of a Nissan 350Z at the wheel?
None as there's no Brake Horsepower at the wheel!!
Did you mean at the rear wheels??
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I left my job of 5 years few weeks ago for a new job little did i know that that job only lasted 1 week because there deal did not go through so now im left with nothing
I'm sorry that happened to you but what is your question ?
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What drinks do they serve in hell?
The only two choices you'll have is either Rosie O'Donell or Rush Limbaugh's bath water!
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Do you think you can rob a bank?
The closest thing I could do;is to use a tiny little bolt cutter and steal their chained down pens !
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Have you hugged your puppy today?
No,but I have snuggled with my GF's puppies!!
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Should people born in communist Russia be allowed to teach the US the Constitution in American schools?
Yes,why not as long as they do not attempt to re-write it.
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For those who endure a cold winter, what is your warmest winter coat made of?
Beaver
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If I was going to buy you a 6 pack of beer, which brand of beer would you choose?
Heineken even though I usually buy the mini keg for my GF.
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It's free cigar day. Would you care for a cigar?
Kewl !! I don't smoke but my GF loves a cigar now and then.
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What flashes?
"Out of Service" signs.
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Has anyone you ever knew been totally hooked on a game? What game?
Tetris!
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What are some fun ways to drive someone crazy?
Set them up on a double date with Tjoe Baxter & Spicy Hot !!
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When there's something strange in the neighborhood...Who you gonna call?
You!!! So you can document it on AB.
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You will be isolated for a long time with a group. A 300lb straight woman, tranny 20% woman to man, tranny 78% man to woman, a Gay male, and gorgeous straight woman try to get at you but the hot gal wants to get paid big. Who do you give a shot to?
Damn!! This sounds like one of Tjoe Baxter's infamous parties !!
I'll take the 300 lbs Big Bad Mamma Jamma!
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What is your favourite type of toast?
Melba Toast!
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Islamic wedding toast
"BOOM"
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A girl friend of mine fell in love with a guy...got married to another person...now she is being hated by that lover ...that lover is now forcing her to marry him..how can she get rid of it...
*never mind I deleted it !!
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How do we on AB know if someone is pregnant or if he/she likes them? We can guess but there is no way to know some questions people keep asking. Is there a good response to those questions?
Yes,tell them that you personally like them and would be glad to get them pregnant !
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What else could S.O.L. stand for?
Small or Large!!
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Do you want to be buried or cremated?
I'd rather be cremated being burnt will just create a stench!
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How would yu break up with me?
I would have one my strippers call you to let you know!
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At what age would you allow your child to date?
If it's a boy 15~16 A girl 40!!!!AND with a chaperon.
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Does anyone know a word or phrase that rhymes with alicia?
"Morticia"
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Do you abuse the snooze button?
I can understand how you could overwork your snooze button Tjoe,as all the men in your bed each probably have a different wake up time! So they probably leave in shifts.
The newspaper man is probably first to leave,then the milkman,mailman and last the pool guy.
The plumber usually stays as he can lay pipe while remaining in bed!!
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How do I shop for a button down for my boss's wife when I don't know her size and DO NOT want to offend her?
Get her a 6XL and tell her if its too small to use it as a car cover.
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Do you think Obama's lack of decisiveness about what to do with Afghanistan is turning the situation into a quagmire?
"Giggity Giggity Goo"
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Did you know that Michelle Obama has slavery in her roots?
That's like saying: Did you know white people in America have European ancestry !
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Do you think the next Pope really might be black?
I don't think Obama could find the time!!!!!
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Would you tip this hotel housekeeper? (see link)
I usually do not tip unless it is an extended stay.
Las Vegas is one of the worst places,there everyone and their brother expects to be tipped !
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When was the last time you ate a hotdog?
I haven't had a hotdog in a coon's age!
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What is something you just do not enjoy doing anymore?
Hiring hookers to forced themselves into my neighbors home 30 seconds before his wife gets home.
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What's a movie you've watched more than 10 times?
Kill Bill and House of flying daggers!
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How often do you use your treadmill?
Never !! I have tried using it but I been able to last longer than 10~15 minutes. It makes me feel like a hamster!! I prefer to run outside!!
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WHERE CAN i GET A REMOTE FOR A NISSAN PATHFINDER 1995 MODEL AS IT HAS A FACTORY MODEL ALARM SYSTEM
For security reasons,you can only get it from a dealer or the factory.
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Samsung or panasonic who has best quality in electronics and computers overall
As far as TVs Samsung /PC panasonic
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What do you fake?
$100 Bills.
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What's the point of Hooters, as opposed to say, an actual strip club?
I love strip clubs/have been to a few 100's and I cannot understand why people like going to Hooters!
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I'm inviting ab friends over for a nice dinner and chat. i give you a choice of place cards and who will sit next to you and across from you.. who you choosing?
I would require a VIP area for myself.
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Im a girl who like to dress up as boy george but i get put off should i listen to those people.
Do what you please!! if your enjoying yourself go for it!
If you were a boy dressing up as Boy George then U might have a problem.
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What are your thoughts on this ad? (photo uploaded in answer......
Kewl!!! WoW!!! How where you able to get your ankles behind your knees!
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Why should I give you the money?
Because U got some honey!!!
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Do you have an exercise ball? How often do you use it?
Nah! I seen them at a boxing gym but never used them.
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Throught the year, what holiday do you celebrate the most?
Groundhog day!!
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Why do ice cubes leave white deposits on the bottom of the glass when the ice cube tray was clean and the water used wasn't dirty?
You might have hard water!! [someone might be slipping Viagra in your drinking water!!]
*it is caused by calcium and minerals
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Why do you wear a watch?
So I can synchronize my homemade bombs.
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I just bought cereal and bleach :P What weird combination of items have you purchased at a store?
shoelaces and a disposable camera at CVS
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What is a "weird" place to have sex?
In the butt,his not yours.
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Its the last night on earth...what do you do to go out with a bang?
Yes, I would call fellow Aber BAnginBAxta and ask her to put me on her list!!!
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Are you useing a lap top or desk computer right now?
Laptop !! I still haven't replaced my desktop !!
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_________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?)
Sardine,sour kraut and lots of Limburger cheese.
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Are you a person that's easily annoyed?
And what the hell is that supposed to mean ?????
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My 32 inch lexsor flat screen lcd tv has perfect audio but the screen just went blank. it is only 2 years old. I have been told it is not worth fixing. this cant be true surely. can anyone help?
You might want to get an estimate,if the TV requires a placement screen it would not be worth it as it would be cheaper to buy a new TV.
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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?
Funny but that's when all my credit cards and driver's license expire so maybe there's something to it !
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Happy ___________________?
Joy,joy !!
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Has anyone 'pulled the wool over your eyes'...what did they do?
The last person was my Ex-
She led me to believe she was an angelical homebody and she turned out to be a middle-aged,alcoholic,heavy metal groupie.
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What is one movie that you did not understand at all?
My wedding video!! I still cannot understand why I married the heifer!!
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Is it wrong to kiss on the first date?
It depends "WHERE" you kiss !!
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Do guys actually like girls who have bigger thighs? not like hudge but bigger then say there own?
I like big thighs,that I cannot deny!!!
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You know, I hate it when people give Wikipedia URLs when they give answers here. I know people who write misinformation on Wikipedia just to be silly, like those who create computer viruses. Why can't you just give the answer? It's ANSWERbag, not LINKbag!
http://www.rom101.com/gcard/other/hand_giving_ok_sign_t.jpg
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Who is your most hated celb?
All the Kardashians,no talent,:"HUGE BUTT" bimbos !
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What will happen if you use pastry flour to make pizza dough insted of bread dough?
You'll end up with a giant pizza flavored croissant.
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What is a "weird" place to have sex?
In the butt !! His not yours!!!
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I have another performance to give. This time I have to play 4 different characters. Two of them are boys and two of them are girls. How can I make my voice sound different for each one?
Have someone kick you in the nuts between performances,that should change your voice accordingly!!
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How do you keep yourself warm inside your home? I am trying to save on my gas bills this winter.
Eat a lot of cabbage,beans and radishes and light up your farts!!
That should keep everyone nice & toasty !!
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Have you ever had a near death experience or died and came back to life?
Yes,but we were able to work thru it by going to couples counseling and I stopped going to strip clubs!
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Men,you're about to get married,and you see a tape of your fiancée's bachelorette party where male strippers were hired and your fiancée was giving one of the male strippers a blow***,what do you do?
Send her pictures of me and the stripper,I took on vacation with our honeymoon tix & hotel reservations!
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Do you think I could sleep over tonight? I'll make breakfast.
Have you thought of asking Tjoe Baxter;I recently heard that she's horny as hell !
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My butt is so big it has its own zip code, what excercise would be most beneficial to get it back in shape
Nothing works best than "Push-Aways" You push your @$$ away from the eating table!
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Who said: "I am tired of fighting. … Hear me, my chiefs; my heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever!"?
The white man came up with that quote and printed it as having been said by Chief Joseph !!
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If you are mentally retarded is it legal for you to own a handgun?
That's a tough one because technically it is not legal "BUT" just about every member of the Klan has a gun!!??
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Can the sin of adultery be forgiven?
By God: Yes
By me: No
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What is the frist thing that comes to mine when you hear the word:katana
An Exotic Dancer I knew in Orlando!
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When was that last time you got on your computer?
I haven't been on my PC in weeks!
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For people who are bilingual, what language do you think in?
COBOL
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What is your favorite dance?
The Sundance!!
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What comes to mind when i say "Florida"?
Sticky Jungle Heat and tons of Skeeres!!
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Since most dog food has meat in it, what do vegetarians feed their dogs?
I've known a few vegetarians and they mostly fed their dogs dry dog food!!
There was a crazy lady who would buy her dog expensive veggie burgers!!
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My girlfriend has been talking a lot about this guy recently. I asked her if she liked him, and she said she did, and she would date him if she got the chance, but said she would not leave me for him. Is this cheating?
Dump her !!! She would date him if she got the chance??
Tell her she got the chance since now she's single!!
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Foot size?
12 inches!
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If you fed five thousand people at a picnic, what would you serve?
Five small loaves of bread and two small fish and OI'd have Obama bless them!!!
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What's the best thing a homeless person could find?
A empty house to squat on !!!
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Is it safe to use a 300-watt bulb in a halogen worklight that came with a 500-watt bulb?
You can go lower but not higher!!
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Uh-oh, whats a sign the honeymoon is over?
I let one of my strippers move in !!
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Are you older or younger than 25?
Yes!!!
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In some books, why are there blank pages at the end?
So you can re-write your own ending to your liking!
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I am in the usa how do you call from cell phone to africa ? i am worried about spacy and admit it?
First of all do you have her number!? If you do ,it shouldn't be a problem!
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What does "milf" mean?
It's how a dyslexic person spells "MILK"
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If I had a decades party for all the ABers out there, which decade would you dress up for? I would go for the 80's!
1880's I'll just wear my loin cloth and war paint!!
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If you came in and I was naked in your bed what would you do?
I would have to set fire to my bed & linens !
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Fellow Blessed Answerbaggers, what do you suspect in me and my tendencies?
You're in an insane asylum with unlimited internet usage!
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1.what would happen if the earth was suddenly sucked into a BLACK-HOLE. 2.what is in a black hole not what it is like on blue prints of it or how the it is like a vacuum or tube like worm hole in space . 3.lastly who discovered the black hole and how?
Once Earth would reach the Event Horizon,it would be completely demolished within micro-seconds.
What is in it ? Condensed matter to it's maximum!!
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Dang...I forgot to wash my___________________(?)
Bloody Machete!!
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How many times do you let the phone ring when you are calling someone?
4X I Hate getting voicemail!
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Hello, I am a suicidal maniac and I would like your views on suicide. Please feel free to jot down your thoughts in the space provided below...
I need to get you in touch with fellow Aber
Tjoe Baxter,she's been looking for a man such as yourself!!
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Fast abs? any tips?
NO!!! such thing!!!
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How does one become a rater of hotels, resorts, restaurants? Is there schooling you need to do? What is the actual job called? Anyone know one of these people? I'd love to do it.
Many of them already have experience working in that specific field.
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Is it unhealthy to spend too much time with your significant other?
Yes,I had a girlfriend who wanted to be around me 24/7 and it was quite annoying.
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I'm trying to find an english expression. When you miss something that you easily could have seen, in my language you say 'you look something over the head'. Is that correct English? Do you have a good expression that I can use for it?
If it would've been a snake,It would have bitten me!
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Why does a doctor leave the room when you change? He's going to see you naked anyway...
So he can go and turn on the video camera !!
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How has God always existed?
He eats healthy,exercises and gets plenty of sleep !!
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Has this ever happened to you when you were at a gas station? See video.
Oh!!sure all the time!!
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What would you do if you found a 'listening device' in the lining of your bag...or anywhere that someone can record your conversations? If you knew who planted it what would you say or do to the person?
I wouldn't say anything right away but I would have fun with them in the next week or so.
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If a Jellyfish stung me on the face, would you urinate on the wound for me?
You need to go to Goldenshowers.com maybe they can help you!
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Guys: How many naked chick pics and porn clips do u have on ur phone total?
Zilch!!! My GF uses my phone!
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If a Jellyfish stung me on the face, would you urinate on the wound for me?
You need to go to Goldenshowers.com maybe they can help you!
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The animal that's closest to you right now is a what?
MY GF's Gecko!!! and he won't leave me alone until I switch my insurance policy!
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Why am at at a housewith 2 lesibans?
Cuz you're Rosie O'donell!!
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Where do you live and do you like living there? Why do or don't you like living where you do?
Martha's Vineyard Mass.
It's great!!I wish I would have moved here years ago.
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Do you know the "Our Father Prayer"? And could you recite it for me?
Here's the Latin version;
Pater noster, qui es in caelis:
sanctificetur Nomen Tuum;
adveniat Regnum Tuum;
fiat voluntas Tua,
sicut in caelo, et in terra.
Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie;
et dimitte nobis debita nostra,
Sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris;
et ne nos inducas in tentationem;
sed libera nos a Malo.
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Besides Vegas, where is the best Bachelor/Bachelorette psrty spot?
My Condo !!!
I'll see if I can book you in,will you be needing luxury transportation ???
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Do you keep ashtrays in your house for guests who smoke?
Yes,out of the 4 people living at my place,I the owner am the only person who does not work.
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What is a mensan member and what do they do?
Did you mean Mensa?
If that's the case it is a member of an organization for people with high IQs
What do they do;just sit around thinking they are superior to everyone else.
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Should we go back to how the Native Americans lived?
Sure !! simpler times!!!
Too bad there's not many Natives left!!!
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What species is Rosie O'Donnell?
A Florida Manatee!!
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Do you want free money? well go to this website and earn up to 20$ or MORE in half a hour http://www.cashcrate.com/1636023
Kool!!! How much are you making !!!???
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How many times have you had sex in your life?
Somewhere in between once and 1 million!!!
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Can a psychopath and a non psychopath have a successful marriage?
Hey it worked for my girlfriends parents otherwise she would not be here.
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Can anyone find a picture of halloween with seinfield? please i wanna change my avater to something halloween for october
Why don't you create your own Avatar,use Photoshop or a similar program.
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It's almost time to make dinner. I've got it narrowed down to baked chicken breasts topped with melted swiss cheese and a tomato slice or the all American favorite of cheeseburgers and fries. Which one would get your vote?
Go with the chicken,if you use low fat cheese it'd be a much healthier choice.
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My boyfriend refuses to tell his ex-girlfriend that he has a new girlfriend now (me). Is this a warning sign? Even when he told her he wants to stop talking to her he still didnt tell her about me.
It's a huge RED flag ! You're probably better off moving on !!
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What is something that can be shaken?
Nitroglycerin but the problem is,it can only be shaken once!
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Anyone know nationallity of late hollywood actor Yul Brynner?
Russian-born {Vladivostok} both parents Russian!
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If Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston got into a fight, who would win?
The guy they were fighting over!!
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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald
The bullet that penetrated his skull !!!
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I invited some of you to a Tupperware party in the link below and this is to those who are coming. Would you be interested in purchasing more products if the hot Tupperware consultant was nude in my room saying "The real party is in here!"?=DDD
Depends on who the lady is,if it is a huge big bad mamma jamma in her 50's/I'll pass!! I'll place my order online!
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Can you feel the vibration?
Quit sitting on your washing machine !!
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Have you ever stayed to long?
On AB!! All the time!!!!!
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Do you think sleeping (no sex) with your best friend is great idea?
WHAT!!!!! are you up!!!!!!!!!??????
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Is sumo a olympic worthy sport
Yeah why not!! I could enter my mother-in-law!
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Related to anyone famous
It has long been rumored,that I'll related to Chief 3 Farts to the Wind !!
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Have you done everything you can?
With you ??? No,.. not yet !! Next I'll try putting you in a straight jacket!!
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If you won a trip to anywhere in Australia...what would you want to see first?
The first thing I'll like to see is the HOT Aussie Sheilas!! Second the Great Barrier Reef!!
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Would you allow others to drive your car?
Yes, I often do but only women as guys will just tear someone else's car!!!
*what can I say I'm P* whipped!!
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Friends, you see me in the back of a police car. What might you think I was being arrested for?
A Morals Charge!!!!
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Did you wear any NFL jersey teams when you watch a football game?
No,but my girlfriend does !!! She has to do all these weird rituals otherwise her team won't win.
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What are some things that might cause sexual intercourse?
With you:If a man blinks in front of you!!
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What is the worst itch you have ever had?
It was the day after I spent the night with you !!!
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How do you have anal sex?
Bend Over and I'll show you !!
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Do people still buy Porno..when you can get it free from the internet?
I heard that for anyone to watch your really kinky videos they have to pay a premium price !
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Shoul I have Sex with Victor?
Damn !! Tjoe I see you finally worked yourself down to the letter V's with men in America! What after your done with Z ? You'll start with Europe!
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Is it normal for my 4 year old child to want to dress up as Spiderman all the time? And then he likes to climb on my car? See Picture...he also likes to go out in Public dressed up as Spiderman. Should I put a stop to this behavior?
What do you expect when his crazy momma goes out in public dressed as Wonder Woman with her Lasso of Truth !!
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If you could travel back in time and meet yourself as a 13 year old kid what advice would you give yourself?
Don't join the US Army !!! Go straight to college instead !
Don't listen to your idiot sister better yet suspend all contact with her. etc...etc..
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I lost my cell phone and cant find it where do you suggest looking
Have someone call your number and look where the ring's coming from !!!
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If im going crazy then what are you doing?
Chasing you with a butterfly net !!
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Can you hep moi fill my sak?
Look at it this way,with an empty sack, you can hit higher notes.
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What would be a really bad name for a doctor?
Dr. Kilpatient!!!
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I know this is mean-spirited, but how many of you wish that when people asked a question on AB, they would use correct spelling, grammar, and check for atleast the most obvious typos?
This is an informal setting therefore it's not a big deal.
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Why you run?
'Cuz U got a GUN!!!!!
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Will you please drop to the floor??? im going to start SHOOTN.
What is it with you Lynn !! Do I need to call the padded wagon to pick you up !!
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Can you really go blind from maturbating?
Seeing my mother-in-law naked!? YESSSSSS !!!!!!
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Holy______! Fill in the blank, please?
Cow!!!!!
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Who is someone, that has "Nice Jugs"?
The Ming Dynasty!! Very expensive as well !!!!
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How many times do AB staff throw someone into the pen before the ban their acc?
I don't know but you need to ask Talimze,she has a special shuttle that takes her there daily !!
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I saw 3 orange balls(i think) they were balls but 1 came i could see it for 5 minutes it dissapeared then 3 2nd one came i could see that for about 4-5 minutes the third one came it travelled much faster about 10mph we got photos of the 1st one and 2nd
Dude,did you just dropped Acid ?
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My youngest sister plans to go to Yale. What should I tell her about what all it takes to get admitted to that Ivy-League school?
Straight A's /a ton of letters of recommendations from influential people!PLUS a hefty bank roll !!
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What was the last thing you bought from a grocery store?
4 home pregnancy tests!
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Would you consider your significant other looking at porn behind your back cheating?
Not if it is ambiguous internet porn ! but if it is from a person they know whether personally or thru the internet,yes I would have a problem !!
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Where are you from?
Planet earth!!!
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What has proven to be the worst gift to give your wife/husband through personal experience?
The worst and also the best gift I gave my S/O!! was a Nikon digital camera !!! I checked it a few weeks afterwards and found very interesting pictures!
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Who else hates long distance relationships but doesn't want to stop it? i feel alone here.
I tried them to terrible results !!Some people are able to make them work but not I!!!
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Would you rub my feet if I asked or cant you stand feet?
As long as they are nice & delicate with no toe cheese or toe jam.
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After two years in a relationship how can someone just stop caring for someone?
That depends on everyone's individual personality! I,personally do not allow myself to become too attached to anyone in a relationship therefore I can always walk away at any time.
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Have noticed that every time you stayed at a motel,there's always one guy who always keeps his door partly opened and at the sightliest noise always to come out to see what's up?
Yup!! and for some reason he always wants to be my friend.
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Can i show you something?
I am not accepting anymore naughty pix!! Lynn!!
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Asdfghjkl, HUH? lol
Did you eat a bad pickle again ?
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Do you remove people from your "friends" list if they ask a lot of questions on AB that you find offensive?
I'm sorry I had to do that Rosie but your questions were just too damaging to my virgin eyes.
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How many currently use a dual-core processor or better? If upgraded recently, can you enjoy a noticeable difference?
I have a Laptop with a Quad-core processor and I can't really tell the difference from my old one !!
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My girlfriend and i fight ALOT(over little things that,open up to bigger things)she says"im sick of this"(fighting)and when i bring up a break up. she tells me that she doesnt want to, but wont stop fighting with me, and is verbally abusive. what do i do?
Maybe you two just need time apart from each other !
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How do I keep my private thing from hanging below my kilt?
don't wear your strap-on when you wear a kilt !
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Last time I saw my ex he was alone and was very talkative and we kissed goodby, I saw him with girl he left at table,was distant, but raised eyebrows when I told him I would get my blackbelt next year,talked breifly to me and left, into me or not?
Maybe you should try asking later when you're sober.
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Which "celeb" would you say needs a good education?
"ALL" Rappers!!!
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Do you enjoy shows on the National Geographic channel?
Yes, I think they are similar to the shows on Discovery and the science channel.
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What does it mean when you put the stamp upside down on the envelope?
That you got a hangover !!
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Can you bend over and touch your toes?
Yes,but I only do that on April 15th.
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Nothing tastes better than a__________________(?)
chocolate covered stripper !!
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And I smoked pot...... so guess what happened next?
You got laid !
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What would you do if someone you're interested in always waits a few days to reply your email and text messages?
I would move on !!!
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Does it happen to you that you are anxiously waiting for the particular abuser to answer your question.?
Which one did you meant to say "AB user" or "abuser"
It does not matter as long as it's not a self-abuser.
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How come airplane bathrooms dont have windows, i mean whos gonna see you superman?
They do it,so you don't moon passing airplanes !!
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Do you own a lawn mower?
I never have own one!!
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What do you prefer...tea or coffee? Do you like either with sugar, cream or lemon?
In the morning Coffee
@ 4pm tea with my crumpets!!
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How can antique shops make enough money to stay in business?
They overcharge for old furniture.
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Are you multi tasking right now? how many things are you doing and what are they?
Answering my emails,on AB,paying my bills & watching Myth Busters.
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Have you ever felt you could not survive the ending of a relationship? How long did it take you to discover you were wrong and move on?
In my previous relationship it only took me 9 days after moving in with her to realize I had made a huge mistake it took me 5 months to get over the whole relationship.
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My eye has been twitching for two days. what can i do to make it stop?
Quit watching so much kinky porn!!!
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I have a HUGE crush on someone from AB! Can you guess who it is?
Tjoe Baxter!!! I heard she swings both ways.
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What is ur RAM speed?
I had a Dodge RAM and due to a governor I could not go faster than 85 MPH.
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How does someone 'look' sexy...can you give an example of what is 'sexy' to YOU?
To me!!! This is the sexiest human being in the planet!!
*There's nothing sexier than an Exotic Dancer!!!!
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What kind of humor do you enjoy?
Good Humor!!
Like the Good Humor Man !!
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Have you had any organs removed?
I had a penis reduction does that count !!!??
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I want to remove my car radio from my 2004 honda accord
That's nice!!
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Whats something you might put Parmesean cheese on?
Corn on the Cob !
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Speed of light from sun to earth
What is your question ??
How long it would take ??? Roughly 8 and a half minutes
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Is AB a duplicate free zone again?
Flagged as Dupe!!!
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What do you have on your bedroom walls?
Plaster!!
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If Answerbag were to shut down for a whole day,just what would you find to do?
It might've as well shut down the 29th!! It was basically useless!!
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Is there a secret you've never told anyone?
Yes,I'm DB Cooper!!
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How cold does it have to get for you before you finally turn on that darn heat in the winter?
indoor temp 60's
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Where is the end of this whole universe?
Behind a 7/11
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Does Lady Gaga know how horrible she dresses? Or does her nose get in the way of her eyesight?
I'm still trying to get over of seeing the vid of her peter stick out during one of her concerts.
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What scary movie/movies will you watch this halloween?
My wedding video!!! there's nothing scarier!!
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When was the last time you drank a soft drank?
About 3 hours ago!!!
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What have you put your trust in?
In God I trust all others can kiss my @$$ !!!
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As a resturant owner, would you be offended if you saw a homeless person digging in your trash, and/or calling in orders right before closing time to not pick them up so they could get them from the trash?
I would not care about anyone going thru my trash but I would mind anyone calling in bogus orders!!
*most restaurants do not throw away food but rather give it to employees.
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Can you catch aids from a bug bites? Mesquito or spiders or other insects that go from person to person biting them?
You're right!!! If mosquitoes could infect people with AIDS the entire state of FL. would be infected.
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Do you think you and me could work it out?
Sure,choose your weapon!!!
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Where has Keithhold gone to?
I think he has the Flu!!!
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Would you ever have a baby for someone else?
Even though ,I been told,I make pretty babies but no I don't think I could sire someone else's child!
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If I had a Tupperware party and invited you, would you come?
Ok but for me to travel from Mass. to WV you better give me a good deal.
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If you were homeless, where would you live?
I'd move in with fellow answerbagger Tjoe Baxter!!
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Do most Native American Tribes operate casinos?
Yes,Most larger Tribes and Nations operate casinos!!!
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If you play with fire,what will happen to you?
You're gonna end up looking like Freddy Kruger!!
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Anyone knows a good advertising site where you can put ads for free?
Yes,Answerbag until they Nuke your account for Spamming!
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I want to buy a hippie bike!
where should I start looking for a second hand one?
Ask a Hippie if he's willing to sell it to you !!
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Guys: What's sexier a naked woman in your bed or a naked woman semi- covered by a sheet in your bed?
I do not know,I will need one of each to decide!!!!
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What was one of the most disturbing things you seen or heard in real life?
SaraMonster's Home Movies!!!!!
<<<<shudders uncontrollably >>>>>>
****Goes into a seizure,,,,,, Flatlines -------------------------- !!!!!
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If your partner was no longer able to have sex(health or medical issue), would you be able to stay with them and remain faithful?
Yes!!! I think I would!!!
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Who's the first person you think of when I say the word "sex"?
Fellow ABer Tjoe Baxter AKA BAnginBAxta
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What shouldn't you declare at an airport check in?
"JIHAD"
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What are some good ways to get back a girl that has dumped you?
Sleep with all her girlfriends and send her the pix!!!
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I live in an area that is called the bible belt. do you live in a place with a nick name and what is it (please)?
Beantown but actually a live in the Vineyard!
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Do men actually appreciate women doing the housework?
I wouldn't know as I have never dated nor lived with a woman who did housework!!!
*All Princesses !!!!*sighs*
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How long before your next cup of Coffee?
Right after it stops brewing!!
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Ok, well i'm 14, and i'm an AAA cup.. while every other girl around me have beautiful feminine bodies, i'm a flat chested, puny twig. with no curves AT ALL...it makes me so self consious. girls my age are supposed to have curves! will i ever get any?
14 years old is still pretty young! Some girls do not develop until they are 16~17 years old!
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My friend gets creeped out by girls that take pictures of themselves. Do you feel that way? I don't think it's a big deal.
A lot of people like taking pictures of themselves,
specially women!! There's nothing creepy about it!! It does not necessarily mean they are a narcissist!
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Favorite John Cusack movie?
"The Sure Thing"
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And you are?
You're secret admirer!!! just open your closet door and say "HI"!
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The most DR I get are 1, 2 or 3 points. Do some new members start out as trolls and then evolve?
Because they're probably sockpuppet accounts!!
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What are some words a hippie would say?
Officer,that's not my pot!!!!
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Why was Answerbag frozen yesterday?
Rumor has it ,they had a office party at Answerbag HQ,they all got drunk and had sex with each other therefore neglecting AB !!
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When you lost your virginity were you nude? Or half clothed? When I lost mine, I was origonally pants off only but removed my shirt over all. Were you and your partner both nude?
I'll let you know when it happens!!
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My friend wants a pet wolf. She says that all you have to do is show it you're boss when it's little. How can I convince her not to do that? or Should I try to convince her that it is a bad idea?
It is illegal to own a wild animal unless she has a special license. The animal will just be miserable being force to be domesticated.
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What do you like to have on in the background during sex? music, tv, silence?
The theme from the Lone Ranger!
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What song can you listen to over and over and never get tired of it?
Chief Thunder Theme!!
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What should I name my blog?
Lady Alathia's Blog created while she dropped a log!!
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Do you at least get a standard reply from White House staff if you write a letter to the President?
It is my understanding that you'll receive a form letter!
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What would you not find on a menu in a "fine" dining establishment?
Corn Dogs!!! Headcheese sandwich!!
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Do you tend to do big shops at the supermarket and buy everything you will need for the next two weeks all at once, or buy things as you want to cook them that night?
I usually do a $400 shopping trip!! therefore I don't need to shop for the next month or so!!!
*that was when I was single,though!
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Am I the only one that can't wait until they are a level 69?
What exactly do you think you're going to receive once you reach that level ?
*Maybe U need to get in touch with fellow ABer "BAnginBAxta" she's the official AnswerBag ambassador in charge of assisting inductees slide into that position,,,,,eh,,,,Level!
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Why are you making so much noise?
Because my GF and her Hoochie friends are not home & I can!!!!!
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Is it legal in NH to rent out rooms of a house Im leasing?
It is technically legal but you need to check with the property owner as many frown upon sub-leasing!
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I need help with life...i have no one to talk to,my husband never wants to talk. I feel like i want to just sit in a room and just cry! Im fat and all diets fell..no energy..i just need advuse!
Have you looked into seeking counseling, many county mental health clinics offer couples counseling for free or on a sliding scale fee!
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My great great grandmother was a cherokee indian princess. I know names, dates and even have some copies a of records. I also have it on my fathers side. How do I find out how much I am..where do I go next?
Yes and my Grand Pappy was the original Howdy Doody !!!
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I'm very sorry, but we are all out of... "What"?
Hoochie Mammas!!!
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Did Nostradamus Influence Hitler?
To a certain degree ! He did use Nostradamus' prophecies as a propaganda tool.
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Penelope Cruz or Megan Fox?
Penelope !! Megan's starting to look like she's going the Lindsay Lohan route!!!
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CDKEY-GAME.COMDawn of Discovery cd key,Anno 1404 cd key,Dawn of Discovery key,Dawn of Discovery serial,buy Dawn of Discovery cd key
Can I have some Green Eggs and Ham to go with my Spam ?
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If you were a superhero with whatever superpowers you'd like to have, would you use your powers for good or evil?
95% good,5% Evil !!! I would nuke my Ex's home!!!!!
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If i call my friend from L.A to Washington State, do they charge her for long distance too for reciving my call? Or JUst me For Making it? Im calling her From a cell.
Most cellphone plans do not charge for long distance calls!!!
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Why does my ragdoll cat, who is so sweet, try to bite on my 5 pound chihuahua's neck, like it is prey?
It thinks it's a rat!!
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Where are the mailman and my girlfriend?
If you see the mailtruck rockin' don't go on knockin'!
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What state do you live in(if in the U.S.)? An do you know the state nickname, motto, flower, bird, etc.? If so, what are they.
Mass.
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Where would you suggest I visit on my next trip abroad.? I love the sunshine.
You're gonna visit A Broad!!!??? I think that term is no longer political correct !
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Do you attend church?
No,I need to find a new church in my new town!!
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How much do you spend per month on your cell phone?
Roughly $55, even though I hardly ever talk on the phone but I text and use web access!!!
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Given the chance, would you live in 1994 for a day (being the same age you are now, and everything you encountered being replaced with its "1994" equivalent)?
Yes,I would spend the whole day writing myself notes of what not to F* up for the next 15 years.
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Anyone here besides me drinking tea?
Yes,and I always make sure my pinkie is properly sticking out !!
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If you had no other choice and had to open a business in your garage what would your business card say?
Leo's Drive-In Nudie Bar!! No need to get out of your car.
Slogan; "Just Honk 4service & She'll Put'em on the Windshield"
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Assuming you were going to commit suicide, what method would you use?
I would stand between my mother-in-law and the buffet table!!!
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09-29-09 Is everyone feeling just a little better now that AB seems to be operating normally (what ever that is)?
I read on Wikipedia that Answerbag is second in ranking to Yahoo Answers !! Now I know why!!!
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Why won't the glitches on AB stop?
The Answerbag network has very nice people but the whole system in general "SUX"
All we get is empty BS promises from the Staff about "New Better Things To Come"
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I'm just a teenage _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby?
Cry!!
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Where is Possum?
He was crossing the road and got run over!!!
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Is you puppy growing up so very fast?
That's the devil's dog !! His eyes are glowing!!
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Did your weather change today? Brrrrrrr........
Yep!! It started raining bucket during my daily run!
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Who invented answerbag
Joel "GlitchMeister" Downs
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I say "my hands smell like fish!".....What is your response?
You must have just shook hands with my Ex-
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What naughty things could be done at your office?
Use Photoshop to created naked pix of all your co-worker!!
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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where?
Yes,where my GF & Tjoe Baxter can't find it !!!
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Which serial killer was the most evil in your opinion?
The European settlers!!!
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I enjoy reading really bizarre/weird/disturbing stuff......Hopefully some of you do too....Can you please recommend something?
What is it with you Tday and all the freaky/frisky questions?
Try http://www.rotten.com
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My car wont start
Ok!! So I take it you won't be able to pick us up for carpooling!!
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Should strippers be allowed to form or join a union? why or why not?
Having known a few hundred Exotic Dancers and my present GF being an Ex-dancer.I can attest that many of them are for it! As they are often ripped off and taken advantage by unscrupulous business owners and sleazebag managers.
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The film 'Crash' starring Matt Dillon and Sandra Bullock is my favourite film of all time. What are your views? ( Promise I won't argue.)
I had a chance to see it but I decided against it as I thought it was a "sick" movie I had already seen with the exact same name.
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What exactly do the strippers do when they are hired at bachelor parties?
All depends on the exotic dancer and how much money you are willing to spend!
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What would be a good name to define a group of creeps? A "congregation"? A "clabber"?
A Jeepers of Creepers.
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Hello is there anybody out there?
Did you get your PC confused with your telephone again!?
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Can i put a knife to your heart?
My Ex- beat you to it !!
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What do YOU consider to be the perfect vacation spot?
The Island I live in or Nantucket!!
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Where can I buy newest style CR-shoes?
Have you tried YoMamma.com
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What Answerbag merchandise would you be most interested in wearing?
Keithold action figure,you squeeze it and it says G'Day.
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Slaveowners honoured on US money. How do you feel about that? Poll
It was a common practice at that time,it wasn't as if they continued the practice after slavery was abolished!
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Are there any circumstances in which straight guys would ignore two sexy girls in bikinis?
When his girlfriend/wife is next to him giving'em the stink eye!
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What are you going to be for halloween if anything?
A cowboy!!
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Does your whipped ice dairy drink bring the attention of many males to your place of residence/employment?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII
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Car wash or do it yourself?
I prefer to do it myself or a touchless car wash !
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What should i do if my girlfriend always threatens to leave me if i dont do everything her way
2 words!!
Dump Her!!
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I can't find a job and have been looking for 3 months now,end of the line, all I have is my car, should I sell it so I won't be homeless next month?
No,you'll need a car to find a job and if push comes to shove you can live in it.
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What makes a man lose interest in sex?
His wife started to look like his mother-in-law.
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What clothes are you most comfortable wearing and would rather wear all the time?
A loin cloth and my war paint!
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My answerbag account hasn't been confirmed.. I haven't received the email what can i do?
Wait a few minutes or request for it again!!
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When's the last time you got in a fistfight?
About 6 months ago with my neighbor!!
I was able to get the upper hand when I took her walker away from her and ended up wrestling that old lady to the ground!!
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Somebody please tell me...WTF?
Help you with what ???? Asking a question!!!
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You are INVITED to Spicy Hot's for a cook out! What will you bring?
I'm not going,every time she & her friends gets drunk they start to force themselves on the good-looking guys like me !!!
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Could you go for some nuts right about now?
Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't !!!
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What's the dumbest thing you've heard a computer illiterate person say?
I got a Dusey!! When I was 17/in the military and trying to get my car insured. The lady at the insurance office told me; I need to go to the MP office and get some information she needed to finish the paperwork. This is exactly what she said "They need to get the info. from their little "Pinball Machine"
She kept repeating "PinBall Machine"
*That's what she...
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How close do you live from your Ex (s)?
1,500 Miles!!!! Not including the Ferry ride!!!!
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Can money buy happiness?
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness does not know where to shop!!!
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Where might I get a hat similar to the one the pope wears?
Have you tried Pope R'Us
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What question is there no way to ask nicely?
It that a penis or a vagina ?
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Do you believe in crackers?
I believe the politically correct term is "Caucasians"
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I like him, he doesn't know me well...HELP!!!
Have thought of using "Ruffies".
J/K: strike up a conversation /ask him out for coffee/a coke!!!!!!
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I'm a girl. i shave my stomach, like just a line from my belly button up and down. i have like bad hair growth there. am i the only one who does this?
I once knew a black exotic dancer who's bush started at her belly buttom !!! for some reason,she believed it to be sexy!
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Would you like to see my face on AB profile?
I thought that was your face!!!
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Where can i get cheap brand name items?
Have you tried 'Yo Momma's House !!
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My girlfriend and i have had a bad few months, now she has gone away for a week or so on a roadtrip or something, she said we are still together but she needs a break and wont answer her calls, what does that mean? is that just a polite way of dumping me?
It depends on who she took with her on the road trip!!
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!SPAMMER ALERT! I posted a question regarding music recommendations and one of the answer's comments were spammed by doctorgreen, a level one newbie who's account just opened today. Has anyone else had this or a similar problem?
Yes!! It happens all the time!! No need to set off an alert!!! Flag it as Spam!!!
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I used to hang out with a lot of "punkrockers" back in my day. Now I've gotten older and changed but when I occasionally hang out with these people the only thing that's changed is they're now "physchobillies". How do people not get tired of this life?
I understand where you're coming from,It is perplexing of how immature certain people can remain,I recently broke up with a much older woman mid 40s with a PhD; who still acts like a teenage,rock band groupie!!
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Anyone else getting aggravated with the bing popup box on ab ? (It started talking to me and I thought a ghost had joined me :P ?)
You should start taking 'Yo meds again!!
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Which Grocery Store is closest to your home?
Stop & Shop!!
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What's something YOU must wear on the job?
My GF says;when she worked all she needed to wear was heels,pasties & a G-String! BUT it was negotiable .
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(Fill in the blank)__________ on a stick.
Stripper
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Can a US Citizen visit .co.uk webpages in the US?
First he would need a Cyber-Passport!!
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What would you do if you woke up nude and there was a donkey in your bedroom?
Try to figure out how Tjoe Baxter got me in her bedroom!!
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I've run out of spontaneous, witty,and originally sarcastic question. What should I ask next?
Take a nap!!!
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How do you end your AB account?
Cuss out everyone on AB!!! & your account will be nuked!
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What are your thoughts on Don Knotts?
I think Mr.Furley should have had a threesome with the Ropers!! It would have made an interesting episode of 3's company!
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What is a safety rule for children while playing on the play ground at school?
They should always double check their handguns and make sure the safety is on !
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What's happened to Answerbag?
It was taken over by socialism!!
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IF I AM RENTING A ROOM TO SOMEONE AND AND THEY DAMAGE PROPERTY BY PUTTING A HASP LOCK ON THEIR BEDROOM DOOR . wE ARE FOREVER TURNING OFF HIS AC UNIT IN HIS ROOM AND TV TO SAVE ELECTRIC HE DRIVES THROUGH THE FORNT YARD ECT HELP. (2009-09-27)
He needed to ask your permission in writing before installing the hasp lock,therefore he is liable for any repair costs to restore the door it to it's original condition but you cannot turn his AC/Tv off/If necessary you should increase his rent to cover the extra cost of electricity.
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The side bar on my profile is indicating to me that I have a New Question that I haven't looked at or something (the little gold dot beside 'Answers' is lit up). Multiple manual inspections tell me this isn't the case. Advice, besides checking again?
Welcome to AnswerBag !!! The Glitch capital of the world!!! If you don't get at least 3 glitches per minute you get your money back!!
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I am not going to say Yo anymore..that was my last time! I am now going to say "Babe" all the time if I like you. Is that cool Babe?
Are you gonna say ;Love you Babe,Mean it !!!???
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Under ideal circumstances; what is an ideal age for a woman to become pregnant?
Six months after I broke up with her and by someone else!!
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If someone had a Big "AB Members Party" would you show up?
Only if they have a VIP area,I would hate to socialize with the commoners!!
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What do you call that flip sideways lock found on hotel doors in place of chain locks?
shaped like a metal U attached to the door jam that hing/swings over a small bar on the door. and can only be locked from the inside of the room
"Grizzly"swing-type Door Guard
Hotels/Motels refer to it just as security latch.
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What time does it get dark now where you live?
Right now 6:56 PM EST
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If you were a fly, then where would you fly to?
I would find the biggest turd in the world!!!
*I think Rush Limbaugh resides in NY so I'll be heading there!!
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Is there a website to buy meds without a perscribtion for pain managment?
Tons "BUT" you need to have a valid prescription!
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What movie had a great twist ending?
The Usual suspects!!
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Whats your credit card number?
2XXXX-56-XXXXX-45-XXXX
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If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
To stop being so good looking!!!
*It's too much of a burden!!
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I have two tickets to see Zombieland this weekend. Who's coming with me?
Ask ABer "Chainsaw"
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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
**posted by mistake!!
*Flag as nonsense!!
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I have a 1986 cutlass supreme on 24" rims but i cant burn the tires. Would changing the rear end gears really help?
It's better to do burn outs with high profile tires,if your car has 24" rims,I take it you must have ultra low profile tires and you're just asking for trouble !!!
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What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
Both posses PhDs but a psychiatrist is also a medical doctor and can prescribe medication Psychologists deal mainly with Psychotherapy!!
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Can you name a famous horse?
Of Course,Of Course!!!
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Did condoms exist before latex?
Yes!! Have you ever heard of Lamb-skin condoms.
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Will drinking Milkyway milkshake make it all better?
Not,but it make your rear end huge !!
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Do you know anyone who has actually been to Timbuktu?
No but I knew someone who lived in the Boondocks !!
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Had 12 hours of contractions at 10 min. apart last night...but now they have stretched to 20 or so min. apart with some show. whats going on?
Are we supposed to believe that your in the middle of labor and are logged on to AB ??
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Is it worth paying for bottled water?
I rather drink filtered water;in my opinion it is the same or even better!!! BUT my "princess" GF can only drink "Fiji" bottle water.
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Have you updated your iPhone so that you can send picture messages?
You're about to get married Sara,you need to stop sending nude pix to men in the internet!
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My ex boyfriend owes me money he knew i could ill effort to loan him it but now theres no sign of him paying me what should i do?(apart from smash his car up and get my moneys worth!!!)
Do you have any large male family members or friends to persuade him to do the right thing !!!
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Whats your biggest monthly expense not including rent/mortgage?
Strippers!!!
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Do you feel fatigued or low of energy following your interactions with a certain person or persons?
Yes,my 1 year old daughter!!
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Do spiders scare you?
Only if they are packing heat!!!
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Why do Chinese restaurants often have a fish tank?
Back up in case they run out of food !!
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If you had the money, would you buy your 16 year old daughter a $100,000 car?
Hell,No !! A 16 year old girl with a 100k car!! It won't be long before it's a $500.00 junkyard car!!!
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So what is your last night snack tonight?
Fried Chicken !!!
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My bf is a computer geek and i want to get him something nice for xmas...im not so electronically savy, any good ideas?
If he's a computer geek the best gift you could get him is a "DATE"!!!!
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Is God still in control?
He left us on Auto-Pilot!!!
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Are jobs starting to open up where you live?
Actually the island where I live,employment as well as the population goes down during Fall & Winter !!!
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How many proposals of marriage have you had in your lifetime?
God Honest Truth!! Not BS'g Four!!
(*all by exotic dancers!!) females of course !!!!
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What if he was right in everything he said about me?
Then you're SOL !!!
But maybe he's not!!!!
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Which is the one most thing that you are unable to resist in your life?
Driving by a Nudie Bar without going in,,,,,
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What do you all think about people who like feet?
That they stink !!!
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About how many guests attended your wedding?
"40" If you count my mother-in-law "50" !!!
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Jay Leno gives me the creeps. Who gives you the creeps?
Sarah Silverman !
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Can you remember anything from your 21st birthday?
Lots of drugs,alcohol,nudity,fighting & gun play !! *That's the last time that I invite my Nana to one of my birthday parties !!!
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What is the best gift we can give to the Lord?
The Devil's head on a platter!!!
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How many people do you think have ever lived?
More than one less than a Trillion !!!!
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Are you a seasonal toe nail painter?
No I'm a migrant toenail painter!! I travel the country painting toe nails where ever work is available !! I might be heading toward Cali so you can find me at the Home depot parking lot!
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Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
D'you mean the little booths with the naked dancing chick inside ???!!! Of Course !!!
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My g/f (23) wants to be friends with another guy (32).They go to movies alone, have drinks alone and she don't want me to come when they go to parties together. I've tried to talk to the guy to discern his intentions but he ignores me. I feel excluded.
EVEN !!! if the are just friends it is still disrespectful to you !! Dump her @$$ !!! You are being a doormat!
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I recently found out my live-in boyfriend has been lying to me about going to strip clubs and hiding his cell bill. Is he cheating?
Just because he's going to strip clubs it does not mean that he's cheating!! but be suspicious about him hiding the cellphone bill!
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Have you ever been on a helicopter before?
Yes !!First time was during during Air Assault school !!
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When was the last time you took a picture of yourself?
Many Many Moons Ago !! I do not like my picture taken!!
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Who out there absolutely hates akward silence?
.....................
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If you saw three women walking into a mens restroom, what would you think?
If they are wearing size 12 pumps !! I'll stay out!!
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I have a flat tire from a nail puncture; Should I patch it or plug it? Take it in, or do it myself?
Buy a pack of bubble gum and start chewing !!!
If you know what you're doing,go ahead !!
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Your last name is Squirt. Thus, you name your kid___________?
Shirt !!
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Is Chief Wanbli's account closed????? :( (see http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=205717), I found out from this question, I'm pretty sure he asked it - http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1363591 - PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes but that question is dated as being Asked Mar 21 2009 12:15PM !!!
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What are the differences between north and latin american indians?
There's not that much difference ! except for some minor coulter believes!! They are all basically the same race !!
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How about the law-abiding citizens who think that bringing guns to Town Hall Meetings is a good idea and that it demonstrates something? What about taking guns to a presidential speech? Is that okay with you?
A gun would not make it within 200 yards of a Town Hall in which the president is giving a speech !!!
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Have you ever been to the forbidden zone...aka the Adult Questions and Answers section of Answerbag? There are some of the strangest, most disturbing questions and answers in that section.
I would not call it the forbidden zone !!! but it's really not my scene!!!
But you should talk to Tjoe Baxter she's the queen of AB4ADULTS sleaze !!!
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Is the answer to this question yes or no?
Could be !!!
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If someone gave you two free tickets to go to Afghanistan, would you?
Kool!!! Let me get my Uncle Sam Halloween custom !
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What do you do when your significant other is feeling depressed and no matter what you say or do doesn't make them happy? Suggestions.
You might need to seek professional help !! Usually mental health services works on a sliding scale !
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Why do married men go to strip clubs?
To see hot women!!!!
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Do you let other people control your decisions you make in life?
Hold on let ask someone whether I should answer this question !!
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What games are the most fun?
Strip Poker !!! Want me 2 deal U in ????
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How can we beat property taxes?
Buy your own tiny island !! And declare it your own private sovereign nation !
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Whats is the the key to your heart?
I don't have a key as I decided to upgrade to a time lock !!!
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I lost a football bet with another fellow AB'er, so now I have until Saturday to send this person a naked picture of me with my bra hanging off, but I am still wearing panties. What can I do to make this picture Hot?
Send him someone else's Pix!!
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How do you know its the end?
Because it smells and has cellulite !!
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I need birthday gift ideas my friend is a 14 year old girl shes really into books which i think im gonna get her a few really good ones but i would like to know if there is anything better i can get her she does not wear make up or even lip stick either
An upgrade on her cellphone !!
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Whats so perfect that cant be changed?
New England Weather!!
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Is calling a girl to apologize considered a stalking ? i met her in a bar and had an altercation with her boyfriend ( i was too damn drunk that time). I don't want to labeled a stalker, would she report it ? all I could hear was "shut up" and hangup
No,it's no considered stalking unless you're calling her while hiding in one of her closets!!
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What do you know about God?
That he has an unlisted number !!!
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You're seated at a nice Fancy restaurant and the waitress delivers your food.........Naked. What do you do?
Tip her !!
Actually I have been in that situation !!!
Rachel's Gentlemen's Club West Palm Beach!!
The waitress was pregnant therefore the dancers decided to help her out while she rested !!!
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What are your favorite quotes?
General "George Armstrong Custer":
Over the hill boys,I think they are friendly Indians!!!
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If you get stopped by a police officer for speeding, do you try to talk yourself out of the ticket or?
Nope!! The last time I was stopped for speeding !! I had just applied an engine coating,it hadn't completely cured therefore my car was smoking!!!! I would have felt silly arguing about not speeding with my car bellowing out white smoke all over the place !!
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What brand of coffee do you like?
Starbucks' Sumatra
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Can you ever have too much mayonaise?
Not if you're white!!!!
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Whats the highest amount of point you can get? Or do they just go on into infinite?
!!!!!! Infinite!!!!
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I'm challenging you to a duel to preserve my honor! What is your weapon of choice?
War Clubs!!
Ball Head for U/Gun Stock for me!
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If you lived next door to me, what kind of neighbor would you be? Would you be friendly, or stay to yourself?
I stay to myself,I hardly ever talk to my neighbors!
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I killed a rattlesnake the other night and forgot to get the rattles off of it. One of my buddies said that he had heard that if you get the powder from the rattles in your eyes it can blind you. is this true?
I never heard that before!! I hope you had a good reason to kill the snake !
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Is snow ever good for anything?
Snow cones!!
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Have you ever eaten oysters? If so, what did you think?
I haven't eaten Oysters in a coon's age !!! They're OK!! If you can get past the snotty feel !!
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What are some good reasons for a boss to fire an employee?
Downsizing!
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Who is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood?
Kate Beckinsale she's one of the few beautiful Hollywood actresses who has remained classy and not gone the worn out,skank way !!! e.g. Pamela Anderson,Carmen Electra & Lindsay Lohan !
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Why is 'the History channel' endorsing the doomsday prophecy of Dec. 21, 2012 nearly every day now?
Self promotion!! They probably have tons of specials on the subject!
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Can we all play an ab game ? we have 5000 bottles of beer on the wall. i take one down pass it around 4999 beers on the wall, who will help me continue the game ? ( you don't have to drink just take one down and pass it around)
wheeeeeeeeeee
Why didn't you just get a few Kegs!!
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Which do you prefer: Mexican or Chinese food?
Chinese!!!
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Why am I so scared to go to the gym alone?
It does not matter what a good discount you got,you should have never signed up with a prison gym.
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Whats the best 'natural' way to go about burning fat? e.g no pills etc
Walk!! do a lot of walking !!!
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What type of animal is a Snuffaluffagus?
A Melancholy Wooly Mammoth
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If you were given a choice of naming yourself as a 'number'... what would it be?
7 of 9
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I was riding the subway train, when all of I sudden I notice an ad outside the train on the tunnel walls with motion. It appears as if I was watching it on television. How do they do that? Do they get a screen to follow the train?
Yes they put little wheels and a motor on the LCD screen and it follows the train !!
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What nationality are you? List all please?
Swedish !!!
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I live in a city with free WiFi and can get it great on our porch with my PC and USB WiFi card but not inside. Is there a way I can rebroadcast that signal to use my Mac laptop inside? I've got an Airport Express -- could I use that somehow?
http://consumerist.com/consumer/wifi/how-to-build-your-own-wifi-signal-booster-252419.php
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Why do we have 13 year old kids here on AB?
I heard, but did not see, a policy about a start age of 14 years old. True?
I believe a lot of them are just old pervs!!! pretending to be kids!!
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What is value of Chinese Culture?
A trillion Yen!!
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What is the FIRST thing that goes through a guy's mind when he sees a hot girl?
I hope my GF is not looking at me ogle at this girl !
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What does an Ombudsman do?
He's a sorta liaison !!
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I want to buy a vineyard in New Bedford Massachusetts, I have no savings and a bad credit rating, but I know my wine! So how can I get a loan to buy this million dollar vineyard?
You're not coming over Tjoe !!
"PLUS" you'll probably end up manufacturing Mad Dog 20/20!!
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I'm bored, can I come over to your house?
You'll have to swim because there's no more ferry operating for the rest of the night !!
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What is a good way to enjoy drinking water when you are cutting back on sodas and juices? Thank you All:)
Add some Vodka to it!! you'll enjoy it much more!!
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How do you ask a question in Chinese?
ç¿»è¯æ–‡æœ¬çš„這裡類型或漿糊… ???
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If two girls walked up to you and asked you to kiss their asses, what would you say?
Tjoe,Spicy Hot, how are you!!!!
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An inclined plane is...?
caused by a drunken pilot ?
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Why are peanuts considered a legume and not a nut?
Because sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't !
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When you are counting calories daily,Can you drink mountain dew and stay under your calories for the day and still lose weight?
Have you thought of drinking diet Mountain Dew!
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What are some laptops that are appropriate for elementary-aged children?
At most a $299 Netbook !!!
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How many fried chicken you want?
2 Xtra Crispy !!
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What does it mean when the same girl walks by you and laughs after she passes you? Plus she looks at me and covers her mouth and talks to her friend. Why is she doing this?
She's immature!!!
*when in high school,I cured a girl of her habit of always ridiculing/making fun of people but graphically explaining,
her endless shortcomings in life.
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Im 13 years old and i wana get some sexy underwear to show off can anybody help me i also wana get laid
Why do I get the feeling that you're really an old dude who sits in front of his computer all day with his pants around his ankles.
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Guys: Have you EVER used the word "yay" or would you?
Do you require a Yay or Nay answer ?
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Do you eat organic food?
No unless I'm dating a chick that's into the whole organic scene !!
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AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH . .why?
You caught your business in the zipper again ?
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Has anyone heard of Marine Stg. David W. Budwah? He faked being wounded in battle to recieve perks. i know plenty of true war heros...what are your thoughts?
It was dishonest of him to have done so but having been in the military,I witnessed several individuals awarded medals for BS reason !!!
A guy in my platoon received a medal after losing his leg in a water skiing accident while on vacation????
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What's your favourite sandwich recipe?
Monte Cristo !!
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Does Meatloaf think he looks cool with a hankie tied to his finger?
That's his napkin !!!
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What do you think of when I say "Bottoms up.".
Nudie Bars!!
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Who's started buying christmas presents early?
Not,me!!! I giving out gift certificates or gift cards.
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What is your secret to staying thin?
I exercise at least 2 hours per day and try to eat healthy .
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What Activities Should Grandma and Grandpa Do?
Join a swingers club.
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Do secretly listen to Miley Cyrus in your car? Not that I do or anything I mean a friend of mine does but not me.
I am happy to say I have never heard her sing !!!
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Are all your emotions "in check"?
They are in escrow!!
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Why some ABuser are so sarcastic in answering a question with one small mistake e.g instead of Angels and i typed by error Angles( Demons exist)?
He does it all the time!! He always corrects my spelling !! He cannot comprehend that I know the correct spelling,I just choose not to double check my spelling as this is an informal forum.
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What would you do if you went to a strip club and saw one of your younger relatives performing on stage?
Poke my eyes out & leave !
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How close to the beach do you live?
4 city blocks!
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If you found out your doctor was an atheist, would you still let him/her treat you?
Got news for you;most doctors are atheists.
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You have 100 pesos, about $9. What do you buy?
A lap dance at Tijuana.
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I want to unlock the Nokia N95 Model from the T-Mobile Network US.Help me please?where can i get the Unlocking code?
http://www.expansys-usa.com/ft.aspx?k=89504
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Whats a place you love to eat at in your town?
Artcliff Diner
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IF it was possible to dig a hole from one side of the earth to the other side, and you were to jump through the hole, how would you come out the other side?
You would come out burnt up !! The earth's core consists of molten iron.
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How can toilet paper be recycled? I have heard of recycled toilet paper but can't imagine how toilet paper could ever be recycled, repackaged and resold.
U just use the other side!!
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What crime do you have to commit to stay in prison for about 6 months?
Usually sentences for 364 days or less are done in county jail!
To answer your question;if your rich and have a good lawyer,murder!!!
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What is the longest you have been nude?
9 Months
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A former Stripper claims a Catholic Priest fathered her baby. Do you think she is just looking for publicity?
It is just disgraceful that he would cheat on his altar boy with a stripper.
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If you were trying to conserve energy and lower your utility bills, what is the warmest temperature you could accept before turning on your air conditioner?
75º,as I usually keep m place at 70º~71º
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Is it blasphemous to use a large bible as a door stop?
In my opinion it is inappropriate !
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How early, has proven too early, for YOU to wake up in the morning?
5 AM when I have gone to bed at 3 AM
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Do you have more respect for cockroaches after you saw them survive a few minutes in a microwave? I do!
I respect the fact that you have the "Cojones" to admit that you put cockroaches in your microwave.
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Do yo own a pair of jeans that costs +$100? If so, what brand?
The most I have paid for jeans is $45 !! My diva GF claims she once bought $185 jeans!!??
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This is 4 my home work by the way umm what is magnisum used for?
Magnesium Mg is used in certain medications;laxatives, antacids.
products like road flares,high performance equipment etc ,,etc
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What was the dumbest thing you ever stole? Why did you steal it?
I stole the bike lock from a bicycle and left the bicycle.
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Which means of transport do you prefer?Why
I prefer private jet!! but I cannot afford it!!
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Do you ever considered not answering a question because of the person who posed it?
Yes there's a few ABers that I avoid!!
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Have you been in love with someone who treated you like dirt? Still, you clung to them. Why?
Yes but I staid with her just long enough to dump her in the most hurtful way to her.
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Why can't a scanner radio tune in on telephone calls any more?
They changed the frequencies and implemented security features!
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Have you ever done anything on impulse, that you've regretted later?
Yes,I had an affair with my therapist!
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Is there really any point in having a car alarm unless you are ALWAYS going to be within earshot of it?
Yes, they give the vehicle a higher resell value when the thief sell it!
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Do you still watch broadcast TV or do you opt to download programs from the internet instead?
Watch Satellite TV downloading's too muck of a pain !!
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Have you ever been in a Controlling Relationship?
Yes,that's why I had to dump you remember ?
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What would you rather be, too hot or too cold?
My women "HOT"
the weather "COLD"
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What could be the reason for you not attending your best friends wedding?
I sleep with the bride during her bachelorette party !
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I met a Buff Crested Bustard this last Sunday. Do you know what that is?
Well I met a Big Butt Crested Buzzard last Sunday,my mother-in-law.
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Black _____________. (fill in the blank?)
Light
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What is a good and meaningful gift to give a coworker for her wedding, I don't know her incredibly well so I'm not so sure where to start, ideas?
A gift certificate to a male review!!
*At least that's what I'm getting for SaraMonster!!
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What do you usually wear while Answerbagging?
My official AnswerBag uniform with protective gear !
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Can you think of a TV series that had a handicapped person?
The Sopranos!!
They made someone handicapped in every episode.
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Are my old friends still lurking around? I missed you all! Would you like to see the newest baby ninja?
He has his father's looks!!!
*& he does kinda resembles your husband too!!!
j/k Sorry I could not help myself!!!
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What TV series that is ended do you miss the most?
The Sopranos!!!
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I am watching 50 girls Toilet papering the neighbors house, what would you do if you saw this?
Realize my neighbor has now a lifetime supply of toilet paper !
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I you had a Bull Mastiff, what would you name it?
I would not own a Bull Mastiff as I could not be able to tell it apart from my mother-in-law.
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What are some good, free "pen pal" sites?
http://www.prisonpenpals.com/
http://prisonermatch.com/
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If you were to interview people to be your personal assistant, what is the most important thing you'd need to know?
Can she take dictation ?
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How did your Manic Monday go?
OK<Since it was court ordered to take mood stabilizing medications!
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Why do Americans act like ilegal immigrants are bad? Aren't they victims being exploited by businesses at low cost?
It gives them an outlet to blame their problems.
They forget who hires them: American business owners looking for cheap labor.
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What is the best book you've ever read and why.
My check book !!
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What names shouldn't you call a restaurant?
Eat it & Beat it !!
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How old would she have to be before you let your daughter sleep at her longvtime boyfriends house
40 !!!
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My boyfriend sucks his thumb during sex. I'm confused!
So is he!!! He might have some sort of a kinky fetish !
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When you joined AB, did you intend on joining, or were you just asking a question and eventually got into the whole AB thing?
The Nookie!!
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How many times have you been told to stop exaggerating?
A Trillion times!!
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What did you hear through the grape vine?
I heard it through the grapevine; Not much longer would you be mine. Oh I heard it through the grapevine, Oh and I'm just about to lose .
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My girl friend is afraid of upsetting her ex boy friend by having me being with her when she drops her 2 year old son off which him for the weekends, he knows about me yet she doesnt want him to see me cause she is afraid of his comments. this bothers me!
She might still have feelings for her ex and that might be the reason why she does not want you around.
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When you ask a question how do you choose a top answer?
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe who's the biggest Ho of all!!
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Has any male or female been caught scratching your asshole through your pants?
Yes,I have a motion detector back there!!
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I have a crush on some guy but i have a boyfriend that really loves me what should i do?
You mentioned that your boyfriend loves you but not whether you love him !?
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What occupation would make a long term relationship difficult. ie International Air Hostess :)
Exotic Dancer
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What would you like to change about where you live - The Area :)
I would change the name of the town at the other end of the island!!
(GAYHEAD)
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What do you feel is the best laptop computer?
It depends on what your needs are !
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How do you decide if you wanna get back with someone who cheated on you?
The only way I would get back with someone who cheated on me would be to dump her ass again !!
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You know the honeymoon is over when _______________?
She catches me with 2 strippers !!
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It is breakfast time. In front of you is a lovely warm piece of toast. What are your going to put on it?
I would get up and leave as I'm in the wrong apartment. My GF burns the toast !
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What will happen to the airline industry once we achieve teleportation?
They will be the ones running the service !!
*and they'll probably still have a guy stick a metal detector wand up your wazzo !!
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What is the best thing you can text to a guy to get his attention in a non sexual manner?
I'm Late !!!!!
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I need to make a decision, and i HATE making them. What can help me make up my mind?
A Magic 8 Ball !!
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Who is the best known person from Chicago?
Al Capone !!
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Tonight I meant the nicest guy ever! We talked for hours, I am bartender by the way. I thought I met the love of my life until I found out he was married! Doesn't that suck?
Just ask him for your panties back and tell him not to mention to his wife that you sling-shot them across the room to him.
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My boyfriend and i have a great relationship when we are together its great. But when we are apart and we talk he just doesnt seem interested. I dont get it. He told me he loves me and we are forever but i dont know why he doesnt like talkin on the phone
I'm the same way,I hate talking on the phone !! Just humor him !!
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How many jealous bones are in your body?
With my current S/O 208 bones!!!
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What do i need to look for when buying a computer case?
That your computer fits in it!
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I am meeting someone from the AB tomorrow, I am bringing a friend with me. Any other words of wisdom for me about meeting people on the internet?
Yes,bring your own "Toe-Tag"
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What was your favorite vehicle ever?
The original H1 Hummer !!!
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CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS you're going to have twins!!!! What are their names? (2 boys or 2 girls or 1 boy & 1 girl)
Uday & Qusay
*I hope they grow up to be good boys.
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Is october the hurricane season for orlando florida. is this a good time for a holiday?
Yes,but Orlando is hardly ever affected by hurricanes.
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I got really drunk flirted with some chic broke a window started a fight with my girlfriendwoke up in the drunk tank i was shocked with a stun gun i dont remeber any of it now my girl broke up with me ive lost everything any advice?
I need to introduce you to my ex-,,,,you two should party together.
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Who is an underdog?
Shoeshine Boy
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I just got a job at best buy selling computers. Before I start though, I want to make sure I have all the skills that I'll ever need. Any suggested reading or websites for me?
You'll need websites that will assist you in dealing with anger management.
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Instead of having your own mansion in heaven why not just move in with Jesus?
He does not take room mates!!
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Why were there only 10 "COMMANDMENTS", but then hundreds of other laws tacked on?
This is why !!!
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When you see smoke do you call the fire deparment right away?
No would figured someone sent me a message !!
*even got smoke waiting
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King and a seven, hold or hit?
Hit!!!
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Why do Hindus worship cows in India?
They do !!! Maybe I should give them a call & they can take my mother-in-law off my hands.
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Taking a vote! Yay or Nay? My GF an Ex-dancer, is trying to sweet talk me into letting 3 of her exotic dancer girlfriends move in with us until they can find their own place,I think it's just asking for trouble. I'll base my decision on the majority vote!
You guys on AnswerBag SUX !!
We Can't Believe you guys would vote against us!!!
We're good, innocent girls
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Diver founds unknown creature, did you see?
Oh!! I see,when I read unknown creature at sea ,I thought is was my mother-in-law wearing her thong at the beach again !!!
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What are some good halloween costume ideas for a "family costume" or theme? there are 3 of us.
The 3 stooges !
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What sort of business would you like to start if the banks gave you the loan you need?
I would open a Nudie Bar in my island!
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What's something that usually does NOT have a remote control, that you wish did?
My girlfriend !!!
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What's good reason to gather signatures for a petition?
To fulfill it's purpose !!!!
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Do you think KFC original recipe is tastier than extra crispy?
I prefer Xtra crispy !! but I often opt for grilled!
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What famous person do YOU think would be wild, in bed?
Judge Judy!!!
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How do you refill your prescriptions?
I get my Meds thru the VA,they are automatically refilled.
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Why is carpet a better insulator than bubble wrap?
There only thing is good wrapping in carpet is a dead body!!
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What ever happened to Showbiz Pizza?
It became Chuck E. Cheese.
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Is it true that Iron Eyes Cody wasn't really an Indian but a child of Italian immigrants? If so, even his siblings had us duped into believing their forefathers were long time original inhabitants of the North American continent.
Yes,it's true,....shameful!!!!
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How long have you loved your significant other?
4 Weeks!!
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Can airlines refuse cash for payment for inflight drinks? I thought refusing to accept cash for a debt was illegal?
The only other time I have heard of any business refusing cash is certain Country Clubs,everything has to be charged to a person's memberships.
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WHY?
'Cuz
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If you owned a sushi restaurant what would you name it?
Poon's Sushi !!!
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Did you develop a fear of taking a plane after all the extra security measures and paranoia that developed since 9/11? I have, I'm too scared to fly now. I'd do anything but fly.
I avoid flying and rather take the train instead but it's because of the extra security,it's a pain!! I hate having to wait for hours in line and having to take my shoes off!!
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Do you ever get tired of typing? What then?
Get a "Dragon"
http://www.amazon.com/Nuance-Communications-Inc-A309A-G01-10-0-NaturallySpeaking/dp/B001B5J7T8/ref=dp_ob_title_sw
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Name some thing which is red in color?
ME!!!!
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Does it bother you when someone just 'drops by' for a visit or is your door always open to guests?
It does very much,I had a friend who would do that all the time/I prefer at least a txt before arriving!
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Worlds fastest sprinter
My Mother-in-Law at the All-U-Can-Eat Buffet
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Can you tell me a secret? OK, good! What is it?
I get to your office in the morning before everyone and pee in the coffee pot!!
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Life is a journey,full of_____Could you please fill in?
Land mines!!
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What kind of shoes do you have on NOW?
Cowboy boots!!
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First encounter..the person is rude/insulting. ...you remain polite. Second encounter, the person is surly....you remain polite. What do you do if there is a third encounter?
There would not be a third encounter.
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Who has made the best celebrity sex tape so far?
Oprah & Gayle!!!
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Will you enjoy the ride?
It all depends how much is the ride ?
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I need a good and cute nickname for my boyfriend.. any ideas?
Rufus!!!
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Can you replace your own flat tire?
I could if I had a spare tire in my car !!
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Why does caffine make me so irritated?
Try an Irish Coffee!! that should mellow you down !!!
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Just recieved a flyer advertising make money now. No agency, no selling, make between $100 and $5000 a week. Call xxx xxx xxx for information pack.
The number was a cell phone!
Why are these still legal? Has anyone ever made what they claim?
Yes,the guy making the flyers and selling the information packs.
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Is sleep deprivation a wicked problem?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
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Does loud, distorted hip-hop music being played on an expensive system make you want to spend lots of money at the mall?
Yes,to buy a top of the line shot gun!!
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Do you have a favorite motorcycle? Care to post a picture?
I own a GSX 1300 Hayabusa BUT my favorite is the TOMAHAWK!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-472004366476459286#
<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-472004366476459286&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed>
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Today I was going through old emails and I found an unopened one with a date from Sept. 2000. I didn't even have my computer until 2007!! Anyone else ever have one of those?
I got 3 emails in my Yahoo account dated 1937 !!!???
That's decades before the first computer was invented.
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What is something on a date that well would turn you off instantly?
If she would charge too much for lap dances!
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What is the worst psychological trauma one can have?
Seeing my Mother-in-law naked!! wanna see a pix!!!??
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Did you ever tried to Pee in a Bottle?
No but I tried to save time in a bottle.
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What makes you say, "I HATE it when that happens!"?
Whenever I wake up with 2 strippers & a Bag lady in my bed!!
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Ladies,how much would it affect you, if your live in boyfriend moved out in the middle of the day without saying anything at all or leaving a note ? {that just happened to my boss !}
Did that really happened to you boss or are you running your mouth about something you're not supposed to,I smell a rat!!
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Do you have your own computer or do you have to share it with family or partners.
I don't let people use my LapTop!!! I got too much Porn in it!!!!
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If you "Buy one and Get one Free" What will you Buy?
Lap Dances!!
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Do you have any friends who are policemen?
I have a lot of friends who are wanted by policemen,does that count ?
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Guys: Would you rather have a girlfriend who gave you $1000 on your birthday or a threesome with your ex?
You couldn't pay me enough to have a threesome with my Ex-
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When it's cold out, which do you prefer -- coat, jacket, just your shirt , or nothing at all?
One of those brightly colored,tacky sweat-suits mobsters like to wear !
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What do you buy on the internet?
Mail-order brides at a discount and I re-sell them at a profit !
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What do you usually get when you go to a Mcdonald's.
Chicken Grilled Salad!
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Can you trust to buy things with your credit cards on the internet or is that not safe no more?
I rather use Paypal!!
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What restaurant has provided you with the best service?
I really do not like to patronize expensive restaurants but I would have to say Sky City in Seattle.
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Do you like brandy and coke?
I know an exotic dancer named Brandi who loves Jack & Coke! Does that count ?
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What kind of candy do you give to the trick or treaters on Halloween?
I haven't had a trick or treater knock on my door for years !! Last time since I didn't have candy I gave money.
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Have you ever invited a friend to Answerbag? Why or why not?
Yes, but she did not last long! Now some of my friends rather use my account instead of opening their own !!
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In what way can you tell that a person is in "poor health"?
They're dead !!
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Name one flightless bird.
Emu!
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What is the first thing you see when you open your fridge?
The last girl who broke my heart !
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Does your computer ever make you mad? Why how come?
Yes!! I got a top of the line laptop and it's slow as hell!!
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You're all alone on a desert island. Who would you say "no thanks" to if they wanted to keep you company?
My Ex-
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Isn't it terrific what this gal did, when a tow truck operator tried to remove her car? Gotta love those Front Wheel Drive vehicles!!!
Gotta give to her she got "BIG" ones!!!!
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Is everyone as sick as I am to hear attractive people whine about how "tough" they have it?
But it is tough for us,,,,,,!!!!!
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Where did crop circles first appear?
In the Afros of 70s basketball players.
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Did you marry the person who took your virginity? What you tell on AB, stays on AB :)
I hope to do so with the person who does!!!
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What's the best way to avoid being accosted by a beggar in the street?
Asking him if knows about the teachings of Jesus Christ!
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Where the heck is Miss Bangin with a Ph. D in Bartending
She was arrested on a morals charge!! She'll make bail soon!!!
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Do you like your women like you like your coffee?
Yes,Hot and 2 at a time!!
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Dutch ______________. (Fill in the blank ?)
land
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How would you react if an AB friend e-mails you an extremely graphic sexual Powerpoint slide show, saying: "I've loved you secretly. Why don't we get together?" Would it affect your AB relationship?
Don't worry Tjoe does that with everyone !!! guys & gals
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What would i have to tell a doctor for them to give me vicodin or oxycontin
Doctor Mr. Benjamin Franklin says I should be prescribe ______!
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When I try to send out a e-mail it says human verification failure. What am I doing wrong?
You might have a new unverified email account & you might be submitting the wrong "CAPTCHA"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA
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Do you like summer?
Now that I'm living in New England and no longer in {Mosquito Heaven} Florida,I definitely do!
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If 1 costs $1 and 12 is $2 and 128 is $3, then what is being sold?
Phone sex minutes!!
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What would you do with $600,000 worth of vodka?
Get myself 10~15 Russian girls and I got myself a Soviet Nudie Bar !!
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If you see a spider in your room, do you kill it or spare its life?
I will hold a trial for it to be judge by his peers and if found guilty,I would execute it!!
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How much money do you need?
Just 75 cents over what everything costs!
*So I can have a Coke at the end of the day.
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Besides your s/o who was the last person that flirted with you?
The Ferry lady attendant!
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Do you own a xbox 360?
Did but it broke,never bothered getting another one!!
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Does a person have to send a security deposit through western union to receive grant money, they said it was to verify your identity, is this common practice?
No!! It's a scam !!
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Anybody see what Kanye West did last night on the MTV VMA's? Who does he think he is?
He's a whinny little Beotch !!
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Are you happy where you are living? (2009-09-14)
Yes,it a bit expensive though!!
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What coffee brand of choice keeps you running at full speed?
Starbuck's Sumatra!
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You are a police officer and have been for several years. you arrest someone and they make the same comment you have heard for years. what is it?
Sonny,please give me a break, I'm your Nana !
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Do you like the the television show Poker after Dark? Don't you find it boring?
Hey,I think there was a adult movie on Cinemax by that same name!!
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Has Kanye West lost his damn mind?
He's a whinny little Beotch
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How far will you go to help a homeless person?
A homeless person I do not know,at most a $5 bill !!!
*But I do take in homeless exotic dancers all the time,what can I say,... call me the male Mother Teresa!!!
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I found porn on someones computer, and when i confronted them that person said that it was not from them and maybe someone got on their internet from another computer possibly. it wasnt popups many links were accessed. Can this happen, is it true?
That kinda remind me of the time I explained to my girlfriend the reason I had 3 strippers in my living room was because their car broke down by my front door & I let them in so they could call AAA !!!
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Jack __________________. (Fill in the blank?)
& Coke !!
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Which is the best cologne for men.?
I'm partial to Joop!
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If you live across the carpark from a supermarket, is it acceptable to go for your shopping in your pajamas?
No but they have asked me not to come in wearing my loin cloth,again!
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Who gives you the best advice?
A magic 8 ball!!
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What would be worse: Being attacked by a shark, or being attacked by a bear?
A bear!!
because a shark does a surgical kill, a bear would rip you to shreds for 10 minutes before killing you !!
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Do you dip your oreos in milk?
Haven't had an Oreo in ages!! but yes!!
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This wedding cake [shown at the below link] is made entirely of Hostess® cake products. How many of the shown products can you mention, and what do you think of this confectionary creation? (I think it's neat, and a diabetic's nightmare!)
Damn !!! You wanna talk about a White Trash Wedding!!
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Should I push it or pull it?
Here U go !!
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Can anyone tell me what the Spanish lyrics in Zac Brown Band's "Toes" song says and means?
The lyric I'm asking about says "Adios and vaya con dios", at least that's what the lyrics on youtube claim. I'll link the song on youtube.
Bye ,Go with God!!
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How many hard drives have you got and what is the`total space ? I've got 3HD's and a total of 1.66 TB and they are nearly all full !
Just one,my new laptop has 1 TB and I'm presently using 5% of it !!!
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Is Jesus a Mexican name?
Yes Joseph & Mary,pick it up while honeymooning in Acapulco.
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Can I axe you something?
Any if it Tomahawks a minute!!
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I am going to Tampa Bay in a couple of weeks. Does anyone have any good ideas for fun?
Mons Venus!!
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What steps are you taking to lower your bills?
Nothing!! Actually I F*ed up I recently moved to a part of the country that's much more expensive than the rest of the nation!!
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How do you like your eggs cooked?
By an Exotic Dancer wearing a see-thru Teddy!!
*And I wouldn't care if she burned it!!
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Which baseball position hits the fewest home runs?
Umpire!
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Would you pose nude in a calendar for charity?
I would only strip down to my loin cloth!!!
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Why do people treat any question that has something to do with race as taboo? Isnt this something legit to ask about in order to learn?
Because people want to be Politically Correct and show you how they do not have racist bone in their body as they are colour blind!!!
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You have the chance to send a message to a mysterious alien race. They've never heard of humans before and it's up to you to make the first impression. You could send them anything (pictures, sounds, objects, writing, etc). What do you show them?
A picture of my mother-in-law !! They would never ever even think of invading Earth!!!
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What is one thing about people that really bugs you these days?
They always want to tell me of how they are Native American because their grandmother was a full blooded____!!!!!
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I am bi and i have a boyfriend. He doesnt know im bi, but i want to tell him. I dont know how tho... any suggestions?
It really not a big deal!! Most guys do not mind if their GFs are bi-
*It's been long time since I had a GF who was not Bi-
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What's something you might find in a womans purse?
Her husband's nads in a jar!!
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I want to crash my car, what should i crash it into?
You need something big,soft,cushy and able to withstand the impact from a 2 ton vehicle !! I would say my mother-in-law!!
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If you only had $100 to spend on the last day of your life, what would you buy?
5 Lapdances!!!
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Your Life,
Is it a Bed of Roses,or a Bed of Thorns?
A bed of thorns but I threw over an extra thick mattress over it!!
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This ad has caused a bit of a stir. What do ABers think?
It's a bit crude for an advertisement for food!
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If god exists because the bible says so and the bible is true because god says so, is it the same as saying god exists because god says he exists? But we dont know that he exists?
You cannot prove that he does exist nor that he does not !! You can only attest of what your believes are,live and let live !!
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How would you customize your casket if money was no object?
I would have it spring-loaded so I would sit up during the memorial!!
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Why some AB users do not gives points,to the person who has answered the question ,is it beause the answer were irrelevant.
Yes,there's few ones who are very stingy with their points,they only give points to answers/questions,they consider exceptional !!!
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What type of degree can I get with having a criminal record?
You can get any degree you want,getting a job is another story!!
*mind you,you might be accepted by certain schools!!
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Has anyone told you that you look like someone famous? Do YOU think you look like someone famous? If so, who?
Eric Schweig !!
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Does it bother you when people downrate answers to your question?
I never pay attention!!
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What did you not get around to do this summer?
Enroll in College !!
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How come alot of people on answerbag are a higher level then me but I have more points.Ive seen level 80s with the same amount of points as me.Whats going on?
What are you talking about you only have 610 points!!! Level 80 requires over 135k points!!
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What does a lighthouse do?
In the present,they do not have any use except for historical value!
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How do you drown a Rabbi?
Super-glue a hundred dollar bill to the bottom of a pool!!
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How to i stop an A/C from leaking?
Don't use it!!
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What age did you move out of home? was it alone or with some one? Did you rent or buy? Were your parents happy about it?
16 years old,Joined the US Army!!
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How do you stop someone from stalking you without calling the police?
Taze them and pepper spray'em
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If i told you im fine, would you believe me?
No!! you're too gun crazy today!!
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What are the best places to eat and sleep in San Francisco?
Restaurants and Beds !
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How often do you wash your hands? Take a shower?
Once a week whether I need it or not!!
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What is with all the questions on guns here tonight? Have we all become ultra violent or something?
That's Lynn,she used to be a good girl but she turned Gangsta on us.
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Will a regular AT&T data plan work with a BlackBerry 8900?
Not unless it is an unlocked phone.
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Can i hide a gun on me so no one can see i have it?
Are you asking how to do it or whether it is legal ?
*you need a concealed weapon permit.
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What "Developed" Country does not know who Oprah Winfrey is .....
The lucky ones!!!
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What computer manufacturer do prefer for your computers or do you prefer custom builds?
Alien Ware!! You can't go wrong!!
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Book World War II
OK!!! It's booked for a 3pm appointment! Is there anything else Mr.Keithold
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Besides a cold shower or a fan, what are some other ways to feel cooler?
Move North!
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Have you ever asked for a wake up call at a hotel? Do you expect a personal wake up call from the desk agent or an automated one?
A few times but I do not think there's any hotels nor motel which do not use an automated service.
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Can you name something that is always white?
The Klan!!!
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What song would you choose to listen to right now if ab had a jukebox in the corner ? (video uploads most welcome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm4iU0yx9GY
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If you had to spend your birthday alone, how would you plan out your day?
At the Nudie Bar with my Visa,Amex & Mastercard
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Is the mail box better on the building or on the curb?
For the mailman;on the curb for the individual;on the building
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Who wants you?
Who doesn't want me !!!!
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Do i look fat in this? see link
Yes!!!!
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Be honest, do you think I'm too big to be wearing a bikini?http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss306/suziew5/DSCF5834.jpg and http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss306/suziew5/DSCF5829.jpg
Useless Links!!!!
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Do you think that we are in the last days?
Of the week !! Nah!! tomorrow's hump day!!
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Whats the best way to get over an x?
Remember the old saying: The best way to get over someone is to get under someone!
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Why do some people even need a cell phone when they are so loud?
I don't care how loud a person can be,I doubt it if they can be heard across town!!
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How easy is it for someone to pull a cops gun out of his holster?
Not easy at all !!
The holsters are designed so an assailant can't pulled it out.
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How do I beat on my brother who's older, stronger, faster and knows more Martial Arts than I do? (without kicking him in the nuts)
Stun-Gun !!!
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What did your local area look like a century ago?
Pretty much the same !! New England still resembles colonial times!!
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Has anyone ever told you that you did or said something to "much"? Did it make it want to do it more? Or did you Tone it down a Notch?
Has never happened to me 'Yo!!!
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Do you prefer explorer over firefox? or vis versa?
I own a PC but I prefer Safari
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Do you "have" to have a cell phone?
Yes but mainly for internet access,I hardly ever talk on the phone!!
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Why do marching bands insist on having baton twirlers, they just look like slutty girls twirling a stick, what is the big deal?
You answered your own question!!
Who doesn't enjoy seeing a slutty girl,twirling a stick !!
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My boyfriend calls me babe, sweetheart and love. What are things i can call him that dont sound feminine?
Hunka Burning Love!!
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Japanese _______________. (fill in the blank)
Electronics!!
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Have you ever smoked a peace pipe?
No I use my Tomahawk!!
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What is a food that taste nasty cold?
Left over Pizza.
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Have you ever restored a classic car?
Yes,but technically it was not a classic when I started ! [24 years]
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Do you like Indian food? If so, which dish is your favorite if you could pick one?
Buffalo Pizza!!
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Which is cheaper, makin your own bread in the bread maker, or buying a loaf?
Buying a loaf!!
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Would it make a difference to you if my ethnic origins included caucasian, indian, and black ancestors?
Yes it would!!! I don't like Indians!!
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Is an Apple smeared with Peanut Butter good?
First make sure that is really peanut butter on it !!!!
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Have you ever watched every episode of a television series? If so, which one?
The Sopranos
Dexter
Burn Notice
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How can I trust my bf? He tells his friends everything we talk about.
U can't!!! Tell him he's a girly man!!
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Do you close your bedroom door at night when you're going to bed?
Closed !!! Otherwise the girl would escape!
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Do you hate folding clothes?
Not as much as I hate ironing them.
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What do homeless people do with the money they make from panhandling?
High Risk Mutual Funds.
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How many generations can you trace on both sides of your family?
I can go back a few hundred years!!
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Is your glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
I see it as a need for a Beer Run !!!
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Have you seen any horror movies this week?
Yes,the original Halloween on HBO2 last night!!
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How many people do you know that are vegetarians?
3 one of them being my GF.
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What's the best way to get music on the internet?
Pay 4it !!
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All of our ancestors were tribal once. Pretending we still are, what position would you hold in your tribe?
Tribal Gynecologist!!
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What is the "hottest" car you have ever been in?
Any car in Vegas during the summer!!
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If you wanted to, could you make your car peel out?
Could but won't!! My tires are too expensive to waste'em in such manner.
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What is darker than black?
M & M
*or at least he thinks he is.
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What subjects did you get the worst grades in?
Native American Studies!!
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What is your favorite candy?
*******
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How many cars do you own right now?
Two!! But I might get rid of one!!
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Google custom search is written in the AB ask a Question box: is this a glitch?
http://www.answerbag.com/blog/
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Have you ever dreamt in black and white?
Actually,I dream in Hi-Def!! 120 GHz / 60 frames per second.
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Do we really need such super micro category like "Cock and balls torture"?
Who else thinks such kind of category is unnecessary?
Well,you never know when you're going to need information on the subject. You might end up one day with a novice Dominatrix !!!
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Whats the best way to meet single women?
Buy a Ferrari !!
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I just had some Christian Missionaries knock on my door. They left as soon as I told them I was not interested. Does anyone have a problem with these people randomly knocking on your door? I don't as long as they go when asked.
Even though I am not interested,I admire their willingness to try to reach out to people.
They have the best intentions in mind.
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How should I style my hair on the first day of school?This is my hair-http://media.photobucket.com/image/selena%20gomez/sel_gomez_2009/selgomez.jpg?o=63 Yea..Im wqearing a cute long shirt and leggings.with flip flops. i dont want things that take long.
You're Selena Gomez!!!???
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An old guy friend Of mine (who I reconnected from elementary school from myspace awhile ago ended the convo
by saying "Cant wait to see you peace girl heart ur face!!!!!" Hes going to come see me in from New york. Is he saying he thinks im cute?
How many times are you gonna keep tweaking & resubmitting the same question.
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What's a song would you never expect to hear at funeral?
We're in the money!!!
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What are some websites to waste time?
http://www.bore.com/
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What is th half of 2+2=?
a Coupe!!
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Submit your best caption for this photo ??
*click on hyperlink to see photo
Here's the photo!!
click to enlarge.
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When should you complain in a restaurant and what about?
When your waiter's naked!!
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If you walked into your neighbors backyard, what's something you'd find?
She has one of those glass balls on a pedestal!
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How to repair non-working Craftsman NiCad batteries?
Don't!!! If improperly repaired it could explode!!
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Is there any difference between a white sweet potatoe and a regular sweet potatoe?
Yes, the White Sweet Potatoes are usually Republican!!
*Who is this? Dan Quayle.
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What would you like to see change here on answerbag?
We should have the option to block certain user!!
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What would be the worst job in your opinion?
Rosie O'Donell's Gynecologist!!
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Can you rent the hotel room where nancy s died
Yes ,Since I did not know Nancy!!
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Give me one word in a language different from English?
Ken'Tayshe'ay
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What should I do? My bf took naked pics of my friends who stayed with us for 1 week on a day I had to work. then they were secretly emailing each other the pics.
Well,,,, if your friends are dudes!!!! You got yourself a new set of problems!!!
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What makes you add someone as a friend on AB? Their answers? Their avatar?
Deposits to my Paypal Account!!
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Do you agonize over what to buy that special someone?
Nope!! Two words!! Gift Certificate!
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Do you find it dificult to say "I Love You"?
My Sugar-Mama has to give me a C-note first!!
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Do hd dvds come in rewritable
Nope!! HD-DVDs are dead!!
But there is Blu-Ray-RW available !! Quite expensive,though!!!
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I am looking for a new TV show to watch. Which should I buy on DVD? Lost, The Sopranos, or Dexter? I only want one of the three for now.
The Sopranos!!!
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Can someone send me an angel?
Here you go !!
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How has the economic crisis affected labor?
Yes,people had to hire midwives instead of doctors!!!
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If you had to migrate to another country. what would it be?
"Buttfuckegypt"
I heard it's a blast!!
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Who's smarter..You or your significant other?
My S/O is an Exotic Dancer!!
What do you think!!!
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Who is your favorite runway designer?
Tom Chambers.
He has designed some of the biggest airports in the country. ;P
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I am a 15 year old boy that babysits my neighbor who is 12 years old. The problem is she has a very large bust and wears no bra. She ask me to help measure her and she is a 28D do they make a bra for that?
Pervert Alert!!!!!!
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I have a 52 inch LCD TV. I want to put it up on a fire place, I live in Texas and I don't intend to use the fireplace at all. Is it advisable to put it up over fire place?
For such an application I would strongly suggest that you should opt for professional installation.
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What is your prize for beating the devil in a fiddling contest?
Naked pictures of Rosie O'Donell and Barbara Walters getting on!!
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Where will you find the best weather in the world?
New England!!!
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If Governor Arnold Swarzenegger was allowed to run for President of the United States next election, would you vote for him? why or why not?
Yes,I'll vote for Arnie!!!
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I have been trolled by someone and I think I know who it is, what should I do?
Hire a Cyber-Hitman.
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When you leave your house what is something you always take with you?
My Tomahawk!!
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Is Pakistan the best country in the world?
If you're camel!!
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What's in your garden right now?
My neighbors dog. She's smelling the flowers!!
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Are you on a laptop,computer etc...?
None of the above!
SmartPhone!!
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What is the most important thing in war?
That a lot of money is made by government contractors!!
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Today is Labor Day. What businesses remain open today?
The service industries !
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What are some things people have said or done to show that they genuinely care for you?
I won't press federal charges!!
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Would you ever tell your friend that you suspect their fiance is gay?
I would wait until he got back from the Gay Pride Parade and have a serious talk with both of them!!
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What's one thing a homeless person would have no use for?
A lawn care service!!
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A personal treasure hunt is planned just for "you" what is the treasure you seek?
Unlimited Lap-Dances!!
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Is it possible for a person to become good growing up in an "evil" environment? If so is it also possible for a person to become evil growing up in a "good" environment?
The latter is definitely possible!! just ask SaraMonster!
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I keep getting a Private Number calling my mobile, and hanging up... who do you think it could be?
An Ex-
*actually you'll never find out it was me!!!!
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Can you name a movie with a number in the title?
"1408"
Great horror flick!!!
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Which tennis player earned the nickname "Boom-Boom"?
It must have been a middle eastern one!!??
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What do you do in your sleep?
Get in my car and drive down to the strip club!!
*But for some reason my GF does not believe me!!
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Is anyone here on Answerbag a doctor?
No but I play one on TV !
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What book have you read more than once?
The Bible.
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Are you having a Labor Day cookout?
Yes,the island I live on is gonna be packed,therefore I'm staying in & having a cookout with neighbors.
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Did you believe your parents when they told you your 1st love would not last forever?
Actually they told me that once I ran out of dollar bills,she would move on to another customer!
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What type of computer you own right now?
AlienWare Laptop!!
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Have you ever met someone in person that you met online?
Yes, Fellow ABer SaraMoster!!
It turned out to be a big old fat dude!!!
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Ever witness a death?
I killed a mosquito yesterday!! does that count ??
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Men, who out there prefers a large woman?
Oh!! Yeah Baby !
I Do !!!
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Has Victoria's Secret's shimmering body lotion ever given you a skin break out?
No but coming home from the Nudie Bar with traces of it made my head break out with lumps!!
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Quit putting + after your answers! Does anybody know how annoying and "pointless" this is?
Hey,it's not as annoying as the stupid new trend of posting the date on questions !!!
*Even older members are doing it now!
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Would you rather go to a bar or a nightclub?
Neither!!!
Nudie Bar for me!!
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Have you ever removed an AB friend and why have you done it?
Yes,just 2 !!
They kept stalking me thru-out AB & Hi-Jacking my comments threads' serious conversations with inappropriate silly comments!!
(*"Hey 'Yo")(That's so crazy 'Yo)
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What's big and purple?
My Mother-in-Law chocking on a drumstick!!
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Is you rollin?
Nah!! I prefer to use my Tomahawk!!
But I like to roll'in style though!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWlqmc1B7EE
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What kind of music did they play in grocery stores before they had oldies stations?
The Minuet with a harpsichord
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Do you think it is possible to touch someone without being near them?
funny,you asked,not long ago,I had an similar argument with a lady wearing a short skirt in an elevator.
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Can you freeze bananas? (I bought too many and I want to save them.)
Yes but U need to peel'em first! Individually wrap'em with Saran Wrap and place'em in a freezer bag!
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Can I be a stripper, Christian and watch repair person at the same time?
Hey!! Go 4it !I'll be your first customer!
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Have you ever witnessed your car being repo'd?
No & I hope I never do!!
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Place your chin on your left shoulder, what is the first thing you see?
Stars!!!
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What's a funny design or print you've seen on mens briefs?
Home of the Whopper!!
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I need to do somthing interesting tommorow as im sooo bored with doing nothing. any ideas? i live near glasgow.
Break a world record and swim from there to where I am at [ Martha's Vineyard Mass.]
*I'll be waiting for you by the lighthouse.
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Why do you think that Cali. has continuous forest/wild fires?
Arnie won't stop using his Vulcan machine guns!!
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What was the last thing you burn?
A DVD-R
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Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the can ?
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What's something that may be battery-powered?
An Artificial Heart!
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Does your pet misses you when you're away?
I doubt it !!! I own a Gecko!!
He's probably too busy underwriting insurance policies!
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"She's a brickhouse"...Commodores. whats your idea of the woman described in this song? photos or drawings are acceptable. let your imagination go wild.
Here U go !!! [Exotic Dancer!!]
*and this is not a photo off the internet!!
*Click on photo!!
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Is there any difference between a cowboy hat and a cow girl hat?
If it's pink it's probably a girl's hat!!
Unless you're taking Richard Simmons to the rodeo.
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What does it mean when "the sky is the limit"?
Congress is creating it's annual spending budget!!
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What are some businesses that you would like to see in your town?
Nudie Bars!! I have to take the ferry to Boston to get to one!
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Do you find it difficult to do business with jewish people?
Not unless I was a pork products salesman.
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Would you date a flat chested girl?
Yes!!I would.
* I have dated flat chested exotic dancers.
{*ironic isn't}
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Can you think of any famous duos?
Cain and Abel!
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If you owned an internet cafe, what would you name it?
Cyber-Joe!!
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My friend's s/o went to a stripper club but yet she was told she could not go with me to the all male revu ? what gives?
What's good for the goose is good for the gander !!
I love going to the nudie bars and I don't mind if my GF goes to the male reviews as most of the dudes there have a little sugar in their gas tank !
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Do you usually eat your meals at the table or do you sit with the plate on your lap?
Plate ??? I just make a foot & a half burrito and eat it on the go!!
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What are you allergic to?
Mothers-in-law.
*That's why I won't let my in the house.
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What r u doing now?
I'm on a ferry using my cell to access AB & answer your question!
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With new models of the Hummer getting smaller each year, are they eventually going to be the size of a Jeep?
It looks that way!!
I had a chance to buy an H1 for only 45k from a friend who was in financial trouble but opt not to due to high insurance premiums and the vehicle only gets 8MPG
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+3 if you can guess the first letter of my girlriend's first name
I can guess your girlfriend's full name!
*Rosie Palmer!
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Have you ever seen the movie 13 ghosts? Whats your opinion on it?
I like it even thought it was kinda bad flick!! I think they should have incorporated the ghosts' backstories into the plot!
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What computer problem do you have the most?
I can't download my porn fast enough! 15mbps is too slow 4me!
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Does lifting heavy things occasionally (not powerlifting) such as heavy boxes, a heavy person, or other heavy stuff affect our growth.?
That is a myth!! Powerlifting does not stuns a person's growth!! in extreme cases it will temporarily compress the spine for a few hours thus a person may lose between 1/8~1/4 of an inch. (but that applies only to world class athletes)
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Do u like ur name? if not what name would u rather have?
I'd rather be named Bocephus!!
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What is the best way to teach lesson to a cheater g/f?
By abandoning them!!
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Cash or card?
I let my Sugar Mama pay!!
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What are your true thoughts on Octo-Mom? Do you like her?
She always has a stupid sarcastic grin on her face ! It appears as if she has had a lot of cosmetic surgery done to her face.
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Why are men turned on by a women wearing a thong
It all depends on the girl!
[*My last GF looked like the Pillsbury Doughboy in a thong.]
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Is there a song that makes you horny?
Yes,this one !!
It reminds me about the time I spent 10 hours at the nudie bar!!
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What do you do to unwind at the end of the day?
I do some Skeet shooting in my backyard,it might be relaxing to me but not to my neighbors!!
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If you could go see a counselor for free would you take advantage of the opportunity?
NO!!!!! I had an affair with my last counselor!! You could not pay me to see another counselor!!
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Which airport do you use when you have to fly out from you home?
MVY airport ! For international flights Logan!
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How do i make a million dollars on the internet?
Make dirty videos!!
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My clock says it is exactly 11:00pm!!! Does your clock say the same time as mine does? (or close to it)
My clock does not say anything!!!! You got a talking clock ??
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Where is the worst place to leave a doughnut?
In a doughnut hole!
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What was the first movie ever made?
http://www.ask.com/bar?q=+FIRST+MOVIE+EVER+MADE&page=1&qsrc=0&ab=0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.answerbag.com%2Fq_view%2F16989
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If someone sends you a text message in error would you answer them back & tell them wrong number, so they would not be wondering why the person that they intended to send it to did not answer them?
Send'em back dirty pix!!
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Does "Answer 1 out of 0" annoy you?
I have seen 6 out of 0 !!!!?????
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You own a retail store on main street in your city or town. It can be in any product class, but 75% of the merchandise is sold at the local Wal-Mart. What strategies would you use to succeed against the competition?
I would have an all female topless staff!!!
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Name something you cannot find at a Wal-Mart?
A single person will all their teeth!!
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Should the US military be smoke-free? (See link)
NO!! Having been in the military,I am aware of the endless regulations the military has to control a soldier's military/private life,believe me,they do not need to add any more!!
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Are you Male or Female?
YES!!
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Are you having a nightcap? If so what?
A nice flannel one with polka dots!
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Has anyone ever slipped you a mickey? What happened? Did you get revenge?
No but I heard Minnie Mouse get a Mickey slipped now and then!!
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What would not be a good item to hang from your rear view mirror?
A gram of Coke !
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What the best movie to watch in HD? got a new HD TV and wanna watch something amazing.
"What Dreams May Come"
"Underworld"
"House of Flying Daggers"
"Hero"
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I'm SICK OF THIS SWOOSHING SOUND IN MY INNER EAR! What's the BEST way you've gotten trapped water out of your EAR? Whether it be from swimming or showering or whatever?
Try jumping up and down!!
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English lesson!! " turn on the lights" or " turn the lights on".. I'm still confused about this
Just get the Clapper! Clap on,Clap off !!
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What do you think of slot machines?
The other one arm bandit besides a gas pump!!
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Does your PC has a touchscreen on it?
No but my GF does,it's fun at first but it get's old after a while!!!
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Rib Steak, T-Bone Steak, Sirloin Steak, Tenderloin or none of the above because I am a vegitarian? Which would you choose?
T-Bone with a side order of Tenderloin and for dessert Rib Eye !
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What is the worst car of all time?
This one!!
*But I heard that you can get a lot of P*** with it,though!
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Guys- what's the best way a woman could show you she loves you (other than sex)?
She could let me go to the Nudie Bar & not wrapping a frying pan around my head when I get home!
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I say bonecrusher,you say?
How do you know my Mother-in-Law ?
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Are your washing machine and dryer a matching set?
Yes,they came with the condo!!
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Besides your home town, What was the last town or city you were in?
Nantucket!! I took a ferry there last weekend!!
*No,Don't ask me what his name was!!!!!
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What would you do if I......pinched your butt?
Tell you that you are not allowed to handle the merchandise unless you plan on buying it!
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Whats the worst thing a girl can do while flirting?
Chew Tobacco !
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I won the Lottery & I'll I got was this lousy ________-? Please fill in the blank.
This 5 page receipt from the IRS!!
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Of all the "hats" you wear, jobs you do, titles you own, which is your favorite?
Indian Chief!
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What do you think of as Jewish cuisine?
A Ham & Bacon sandwich ??!! With a Kosher Pickle!
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You have a paper and a pen, what are you going to do with them?
Write my grocery list!
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Who was the leading Irish-American in history?
The entire Kennedy Clan!!
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Where can i find AB4ADULTS
Scroll down to the bottom of the page,you'll see AB4ADULTS *click!!!
It's between Demand Media & Answerbag UK
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Which city in florida, has disneyland
Most people think it is Orlando but technically most of "Disney World" is in Kissimmee!
DisneyLand is in Anaheim,California.
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Irish ______________. (fill in the blank)
Creame!
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Have you hugged a nurse this week?(National nurses week)
I need to find one who would let me get a cheap feel!!
*D'Ya know any?
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Are you a funny person?
Yes,I am!
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Would you?
I would,if I could!!!
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What's some thing, someone might play, with?
Their Winky!!!
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What would you do if I gave you an indian burn?
I'd give you a Purple-Nurple in return!
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My co-worker was eating a shrimp roll over a waste basket at the job yesterday and he didn't see anything wrong with it. Is it normal to eat a "messy" food item over a trash can? There were napkins and paper plates available.
What he should have done is shove the whole thing in his mouth and avoid making a mess!!
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Besides "Happy Valley" what would be other good names for an asylum?(Humour please)
Capitol Hill!
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What is behind the black hole in the universe.
A White Hole
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Can you name something that gets smaller every time you use it?
Checkbook!! In every sense!!
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If you had a extra $500 dollars what would you buy right now with it?
Xtra time at the nudie bar!!
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Have you ordered anything from a mail order catalog recently?
Yes, a Bride !
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What would Jesus bench?
He was a carpenter so he could make a bench!!
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Are you picky with your points or do you just give 'em away whenever you can?
I required filled out application requesting for points and a 1,000 essay as to why you feel that you are entitled to points!!
*Processing usually takes 3~4 weeks!!
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You find $1,000,000 in cash. You decide to keep it. What would you physically do with it in order to be able to spend it? Don't forget that depositing over $5,000 (I believe) in a bank requires paperwork indicating the source.
Two words!! Offshore Account!!
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What famous person died in this century that you would have liked to meet and have a coffee with?
JFK!
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Would you shoot a Welshman in Chester with a bow & arrow just because it's legal?
I'm a good shot but I do not think I can reach'em from where I'm at!!
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Have you seen the movie "Broken Arrow"?
Yes but there was no "INJUNS" ??? Not a single one !
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What is something someone might shave?
"Points"
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I hate people... they're all so phony. Such big liars... they all deserve to die. Why shouldn't I kill you, for instance? Why should I think you're deserving to live?
Been off your meds for how long ????
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Teddy Kennedy has died this evening has anyone heard anything else about his death? RIP
I'm in Massachusetts,the entire clan is royalty here.
Every channel is reporting his death!!
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If your partner cheated with someone who wasn't at all attractive and overweight...how would that make you feel?
She did!!! I abandoned her in the middle of the day !!!
*moved out while she was at work !!!
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What will Senator Ted Kennedy be best remembered for?
"Chappaquiddick incident"
The reason why he could never be president!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident
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How can i view someone else's text messages
Steal their SIMS card and use a compatible phone.
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What is that short movie of a man who encounters a monster and hes told to keep it a secret but he then tells his girlfreind who then turds into the monster
It was "Tales From The Darkside" The Movie .I believe it came out 1990/ It consisted of 4 stories,the one you are referring to is; "Lover's Vow" but I do not remember any "TURDS" being in it?
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Can you name something that snaps, crackles, and pops?
Everyone at the nursing home!
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How clean is your garage?
Spotless since I don't have one!!
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What is the most "girly" name for a guy that you've ever heard?
Leslie & Kelly!
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CAN YOU HEAR ME!?
What are you the Verizon guy ?
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No school, no job.... how am I supposed to meet new people?
The unemployment line ?
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Who used the slogan "Where's The Beef"?
John Bobbitt's second wife!
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I have a 65 inch wide screen what is the best way to clean the screen
Much like anything in your home, TV screens get dirty with fingerprints and dust and require a periodic cleaning. Keeping your TV screen clean is essential for ensuring a clear picture. However, cleaning the front of your TV is not something that should be left for the cleaning lady. The use of certain cleaning products and solvents can damage the front of your TV screen. Special care must be...
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Which company produces the best laptops?
It depends on what your needs are!!
I personal choice is Alien Ware!!
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What would you do if you were US President? (only one thing)
First order of business have a Brass Pole installed in the Oval Office!!
*I'm surprised Clinton never did ?!
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Would you give this adorable fat kid a hug? Maybe a cupcake? (See video)
He looks like a living Cabbage Patch doll!!
I would give him a small low fat cupcake
AND a "CANING" to his parents!!
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Does anyone want to end the suffrage of women? Haven't women suffered enough?
Fan of the "Man Show" Are you ?!
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A 7 Eleven clerk in California told me that I can't buy tobacco products in that store with a Florida drivers license. Is this legal?
You should have done what I did when a 7/11 clerk refused to sell me beer even though I was over 21 W/A a valid ID {*there were people with me that appeared to be under 21}I left the money on the counter & said;take it or leave it/If you follow me in to the parking lot;I will give you an experience that will make you cry like a little girl for years to come.
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Do you enjoy spending time at casinos?
Actually I enjoy very much for other people to spend time in casinos!!
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What do you think it means when a girl gives you a firm hug thats lasts longer than usual? and youve been talking to her as friends by text messaging and the both of you share alot of things in common and get along great and text each other often.
It means that I need to check my wallet Cuz she probably just lifted it!
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My father-in -law from Korea wants to clean my truck by putting diesel fuel on a duster, letting it dry, and wiping the dust off my truck with it. Will this damage the paint job?
Why don't you tell him to light it up while his at it,that way he'll disinfect it as well !!!
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What color is your skin? ( haha bring on the DR!!)
Bright "RED"
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Ok, I know it's still early but I just put this on my Christmas list. Who's willing to buy it for me? :-)
http://qcfsbo.com/listings/2009-Vol03/PTH47OR.html
You need to get yourself a Sugar Daddy !
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What your favourite cologne and/or perfume?
"Joop"
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If aliens are so smart, then why do they abduct the dumbest people?
Because the smarts people on the planet are already aliens!!
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Whereas Google is the master search engine of the 2000s, what were the master search engines of the 1980s?
A library card catalog!
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Have you ever seen show girls? if yes, what did you think about it?
I've seen Show Girls in Vegas!!!!
The movie was nasty,too graphic!!!
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I lost my $100 bill :( will you help me find it?
Oh! Man!! I found it but it ended up in the gather of a Hoochie Coochie dancer!!! We need to go to the ATM!!
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Do you have my money? LOL
I received a check from you but it bounced! : (
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Whats the opposite of accidental?
Why do you keep asking the same question and just adding the date?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1658428
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What do camels store in their hump?
Their extra cash just incase they get mugged!
Reserve Fat!!
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What hair style looks funny to you on a man? A woman?
Comb-over!
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Name a star-shaped objects that occurs in nature
A Bung-Hole ??
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My monthly income around $300, Can i own a car?
Yeah but It'll probably won't have an engine and be up on blocks!
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Do typos bothre yuo?
Not as much as when I do it.
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How would you convince a man that his life and love life aren't over merely because he's going bald?
Actually,I couldn't!! You're asking the wrong man!!!
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My yahoo id has been hacked & the security question has also been changed
AND?????? Your question is ??
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I am probably going to need anew refrigerator soon. When I go to the appliance store, are the prices there negotiable, like when buying a car, or will I have to pay the price marked like in a grocery store?
You're in luck!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/bw/20090824/bs_bw/aug2009db20090821304909
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How do you stop humans from dien? (no more death)
You make him a Zombie!!!
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My boyfriend and I are together for five years. he gives all his money to two of his girls. they are in their twenty-four and they both are in walfare and ssi. he is doing this for ten years.he works in ups.Now, i have never got anything from him.
Next time on Jerry Springer!!!!
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What is the most heavenly smell in the world dont say cooked breakfast please
The scent of a beautiful woman!
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Riddle: A man recieved a letter, correctly addressed. He did not recognize the wrting or the envelope; nevertheless, he knew who sent it. How?
It stated "You might have already won 10 million dollars" So he new it was from Ed McMahon
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Name an Artists' work that you enjoy?
Pablo Picasso!!
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Is there any movie where a boy and a girl who hate each other fall in love?
"The Sure Thing" Great movie!!
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If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?
Why have so many forsaken me ??
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Is heaven and hell the same place
Yes,It's designed on a Split Level Duplex Architecture plan!!
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A random person texts you at 4AM and says "comeoutside." What do you do?
Stick out my shot-gun thru the window and squeeze off a few rounds!! That'll take care of his insomnia!
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Have you ever wanted to live in Australia?
Even though I love to go "Down Under" now and then I wouldn't want to live there!!
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What is something you pass?
The Buck!!
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Which wine is best for health.
MD 20/20 & Thunderbird
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What is an intresting fact about the Hoover Dam?
It weighs 6.6 millions ton,.....6.65 If my Mother-in-Law is visiting it!!
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What is an item you buy in the store that is sold by the weight? (potatoes are an example)
Grapes!!!
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As of 8/22/09 my area has had 64 days over 100 degrees this year. Have your temperatures broken 100 this year?
My temperature or the place I live in ?
Nyet to both!!
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What is the most expensive food or drink you ever ate or drank?
Any food/beverage,I bought at the Airport !!
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What is a place you would not expect to find a NUN?
Shopping at Victoria's Secret!!
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The hottest girl you can think of right now offers you sex,someone offered you 10,000 dollars not to do her what do you do?
I'll take the money and go to the Nudie Bar!!
10k will buy me a week's worth of Lapdances!!
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In street-fights, how are the rules determined? Can you gouge peoples' eyes, go for the throat etc or is there a "Code-of-ethics"?
"Vale Tudo"
Anything Goes!
BUT if you end up gouging someone's eye out or seriously injuring them/You might be charged with aggravated assault instead of disorderly conduct !
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Which Department store can I go to that sells Ralph Lauren Women shoes/sneakers?
http://www.ask.com/bar?q=Goodwill+Thrift+Stores&page=1&qsrc=2070&ab=0&u=http%3A%2F%2Flocator.goodwill.org%2F
AND
http://www.ask.com/bar?q=Salvation+Army+Thrift+Stores&page=1&qsrc=6&ab=6&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.salvationarmy-usaeast.org%2FThriftStores-SalvationArmy.html
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What is the most popular shopping forum om America or Europe!!!
Due to the present economy The Salvation Army & Good Will !!
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Do you think it is important to have a partner in life? if so why?
Actually,I think it's more important to have a partner in crime !
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Why would someone ask a question,answer it a few times and then deliver various comments on it ? does he think we wont notice its the same person doing all three?http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7526513
Maybe it's someone with Multiple Personality Disorder !!
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What causes tumors?
!!!!!!!!
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What did you honestly see in near death?
The Grim Reaper swinging his scythe at me and being just out of reach !
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New York City is given homeless persons one way plane tickets, sending them to their relatives in other States. Isn't it a marvelous idea?
I'm not far from NY State,I'll just go there and tell them I have relatives in Las Vegas.
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Would somebody please explain why people have started to put the date on questions (this is added automatically, so it is superfluous). Is it to stop the question being marked a duplicate?
08/23/2009 10:35:45 AM EST Martha's Vineyard Massachusetts USA. 72 degrees/wind 12 knots SW
I think is is a way of people to present the question as new and not as an old question!!
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You walk around a corner and there are two people standing together, a girl that is crying and a guy that is laughing. What do you think is happening?
They are a Bi-polar couple!
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What do you consider the most deadly weapon that can be kept in your home?
A Dirty Bomb!!
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What is something you would not do even if you were paid good money for it?
Stay out of Nudie Bars!!!
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Name one type of spider, there are hundreds to choose from
The Lamborghini Spyder ???
http://www.dieselstation.com/cars/2009-lamborghini-gallardo-lp560-4-spyder-a1871.html
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What shouldn't we do with a dead cat?
Marry it!!
*No matter how hard up you are for P**SY !!
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What's the best coffee you can buy at the local grocery store? The tastiest, your favorite. And also what creamer?
Starbuck's coffee!!!
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What is the best fight of all time?
My Mother-in-Law and a Sumo Wrestler!! *She had a good 100 lbs on'em!!
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Did you like the movie Kindergarten Cop starring Arnold Schwarzengger?
It wasn't Arnie's best work but I liked it!! I like most movies by him!!
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Are you married?
NO !!!!
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I don't want to fall asleep yet. How do I stay up without drinking coffee /getting caffeine?
Crystal-Meth!!
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What country you should live in?
The United Native American States!!
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My advice for you is ___________
Electro-Shocks!!
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What is "tryethylene glycol"?
Do you mean Trimethylene glycol ??
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Computer attached to my 50" LCD HDTV via HDMI. I want my DVDs copied to my hard drives so I can watch them whenever I want without the DVDs themselves. You know any possible free programs to help me with this? 3.8Ghz, 12GB RAM, 3TB HD, DVD-RW, Vista Home.
Are these DVDs you created or copyrighted DVDs ??
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Where does AB member ‘keithold’ gets so many questions from?
It's a Question generating Robot with AI !!!
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What shouldn't you get your Dad for Father's Day?
A gift certificate to the local nudie bar !
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Beep beep boop bop bop beep beep bop boop boop
Hold on,... I think I have a fax coming in,,,
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How doe we dance when our Earth keeps turning? How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
Dude!! You should not smoke in bed!
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The United States has decided to add a new state. You are responsible. Where will it be located and what will you name it?
An Island State off the East Coast "Buttfuckegypt"
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Have you ever looked at your own butthole in the mirror? How did it look?
Dude!!! you got toooooo much time on your hands!!!
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What has someone you were dating done, that has been a dealbreaker for you?
Pulled a gun on me!!
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I've heard that Tex-Mex just doesn't quite cut it for those that have had the real thing. What do you think?
I love Tex/Mex.
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How many times do you go jogging each week?
6~7 times per week!!
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Ab is saying unavailable and sometimes server busy, more and more each day. does this mean ab has outgrown itself and need a bigger server to meet the demand ? 8.22.09 took 5 minutes to get categories to come up so i could even ask this.
It means one of the AB staff members needs to wake up,go out back and kick the servers so they can start working again!!
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What are some "bachelor party" activities that don't involve alcohol or strippers?
Here you go !!!
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Hi! Can you please rate my singing
You do know this is not American Idol!!?? Don't 'Ya.
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Is Corpsegrinder a good name for a girl?
Just as good as Spermdumpster!
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Can you hold your hands out for me? i will tell you why when you answer LOL :P
NO!!! Cuz you just want to tickle me!!!
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Where did you meet most of your friends after college?
The unemployment line
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What do you wish you could do and get paid for it?
A club critic for all the Gentlemen's Clubs in the country!!
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Whats another way I can get back at my mom without sticking pizza crust up my butt? I stick pizza crust up my butt when she's mad at me because she has to take me to the emergency room but i need other ways to piss her off
Try sticking a cactus up there,that'll teach her!!
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What is the MOST unwatchable movie of all time? I mean for everyone so not just your taste. So it can't be Titanic or Napoleon Dynamite a movie that other's love. Here is my choice:
As bad as that movie is(Howard The Duck),it has a great scene of Lea Thomson in a thong!!!
My choice has to be Tom Green's "When Freddy Got Fingered"
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Does anybody know of good anti-spyware program, the last one i tried to install, messed my computer up?
Try this site!
http://download.cnet.com/1770-20_4-0.html?query=antivirus&tag=srch%3Ba&searchtype=downloads&filterName=platform%3DWindows&filter=platform%3DWindows
http://www.download.com
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Should we get rid of the dollar bill and replace it with the current dollar coins? Hasn't Canada done it already?
They've tried it to no avail!
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What is your proudest accomplishment so far this year?
I was able to tie my shoe laces all by myself.
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How do you stop being bored?
I log on to: http://www.bored.com
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Why does my dog ejaculate when i feed him peanuts?
Quit sticking them up his BUM!!!!
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Would you like to see any changes made to Answerbag?
I would like for a special section to be created for difficult,rude ABers called DoucheBag!!!
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Did your father come home and fix himself a cocktail at the home bar when he arrived from work?
Yes,and not long after Mom crowned King of the Castle with her Tomahawk!!
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My mom mistook some ones hair for a dog. It was hilarious. Have you ever had a moment like that happen to you or some one you know?
Yes,I often mistake my Mother-in-Law for Jabba the Hut!
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