Answerbag: Pauliegunz's answers

Answer to What is so wrong with taxing the rich that the Republicans have to block it at every turn?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:49:19 -0700

What is so wrong with taxing the rich that the Republicans have to block it at every turn?

Think about this, we tax the rich. Great. Penalize them for their success. But now that rich guy that you work for can't afford his business. Now he closes this business and you have no job. This happens to millions around the United States, and then you liberals will get just what you want, a...

Answer to Are hardworking Republicans bitter because they can't get cushy jobs?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:34:15 -0700

Are hardworking Republicans bitter because they can't get cushy jobs?

No, they're bitter because they work hard, and then all Democrats and liberals who refuse to work want some of the Republican's money. What a world this has come to. I am now ashamed to be an American as instead of people looking at the rich and admiring them and aspiring to be like them, we...

Answer to Ron Paul: abolish both the CIA & FBI but his largest donor is their biggest supplier. Is there something fishy here?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:29:20 -0700

Ron Paul: abolish both the CIA & FBI but his largest donor is their biggest supplier. Is there something fishy here?

Ron Paul also said that without government, crime would be nearly non-existent. The man belongs in an insane asylum.

Answer to Does President Obama have an answerbag account?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:52:52 -0800

Does President Obama have an answerbag account?

Let's hope he doesn't, or else he'll take away all of the leader's points!

Answer to Do you think "President" Obama is a monster?? Why or why not??

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:51:57 -0800

Do you think "President" Obama is a monster?? Why or why not??

Obama is a great guy. Period. He is no president, he is simply a good guy. He isn't a monster, he simply is a terrible president. He may be the worst president (oh yes, that includes Bush), but a monster? No.

Answer to Is anyone else sick of all the complaints against the president? Past presidents did the same things as this one does.

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:50:27 -0800

Is anyone else sick of all the complaints against the president? Past presidents did the same things as this one does.

And I suppose it is simply a coincidence that this type of question was not posted during the George Bush era...

Answer to Wheres my beer?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:56:22 -0800

Wheres my beer?

In the Red Sox dugout.

Answer to Have you ever forgiven anyone?

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:00:21 -0800

Have you ever forgiven anyone?

Forgive? Of course! Plenty of times, in fact almost all of them! However forget, now that is a completely different story.

Answer to Who thinks boys are more mature than girls?

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:53:15 -0800

Who thinks boys are more mature than girls?

You make such a broad statement! Some boys are more mature, and some girls are more mature. There you go, problem solved.

Answer to Do you believe that taxing the heck out of millionaires will solve our economic problems?

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:49:25 -0800

Do you believe that taxing the heck out of millionaires will solve our economic problems?

Do I believe that penalizing someone because they made the correct choices in life? Hell no! Look at the people making jobs. Upper Class. Look at the people working, middle and lower class (with room to rise higher). Now think about this, and I strongly urge the Democratic party, and their...

Answer to FUNNY; If Osama Bin Laden rule USA as a president?( pls don't hurt)

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 13:07:39 -0700

FUNNY; If Osama Bin Laden rule USA as a president?( pls don't hurt)

Osama as president... NOOOOOOO Osama as president AND Obama leaving office... well... maybe...

Answer to Someone please elp I can't stop vomiting

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 20:22:22 -0700

Someone please elp I can't stop vomiting

If you can't stop vomiting, I would imagine that you've already thrown up on your laptop/computer, so any information I give you cannot be used. Terribly sorry.

Answer to Do you come from a Land Down Under?

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:54:39 -0700

Do you come from a Land Down Under?

*gives you a vegimite sandwich*

Answer to If a pitcher has a no-hitter going in the 8th inning, is it bad etiquette to try and bunt?

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:53:32 -0700

If a pitcher has a no-hitter going in the 8th inning, is it bad etiquette to try and bunt?

As a Major League Baseball player, you must do whatever it takes to win each and every game, so if the game is in reach, lets say a no-hitter is going on, and the score is 1-0. Lets say that the next three batters coming up are Adrian Gonzalez, Robinson Cano, and (insert your favorite player...

Answer to For the old timers, who's on 1st?

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:46:57 -0700

For the old timers, who's on 1st?

Naturally!

Answer to Does all it take to be a good politician is to be a skilled liar?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:54:47 -0700

Does all it take to be a good politician is to be a skilled liar?

Absolutely, if they told the truth, no one would vote for them!

Answer to What song best represents the teenage years?

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 19:44:21 -0700

What song best represents the teenage years?

Pretty Fly for a White Guy - The Offspring I choose this song because too many teens today listen to rap music, and pretend to be something that they're not, it is annoying to me. Rap is not only the downfall of the USA, but perhaps the world! What that music has been singing is terrible, and...

Answer to Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 21:04:04 -0700

Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

Not Your Business.

Answer to My ex girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend. Now what?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 22:22:49 -0700

My ex girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend. Now what?

It depends, if you two had a bad break up and/or she cheated on you, absolutely not. Cheaters are never to be trusted, and you have to be a moron to trust one. However, if you left on good terms, try it, but be aware of the things that lead to your break-up in the beginning.

Answer to What can you do to make yourself sick?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 21:55:55 -0700

What can you do to make yourself sick?

Watch the Jersey Shore, if you like it, you have some sort of brain damage. If you don't like it, you may consider yourself one of the few educated Americans of the USA.

Answer to If there are so many rich Liberals (Obama, Kerry, Clinton), why don't they give all of their money away to the poor?

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 21:52:55 -0700

If there are so many rich Liberals (Obama, Kerry, Clinton), why don't they give all of their money away to the poor?

They don't because they're too busy telling the rich Republicans that they should be punished for their success.

Answer to Is Obama the Cult of personality?

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:41:07 -0700

Is Obama the Cult of personality?

If you would like the true answer, yes. The song, "Cult of Personality" is saying that it doesn't matter if they're good or bad, if they have a following and people that want to be like them, it's all the same. Whether it be Mussolini or Kennedy, they had a following that worshipped them, and...

Answer to What words can you use to describe a man , on trial for murdering his baby, who admits he only fathered the child so he could torture and kill?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:28:51 -0700

What words can you use to describe a man , on trial for murdering his baby, who admits he only fathered the child so he could torture and kill?

Death Sentence. However, not just a normal death sentence, they should do with him what all jails should do to their prisoners. Do to them what they did to their victim. I bet less people would break the law, this would only be for serious problems such as murder or abuse, of course it would not...

Answer to Should i trust my friend if she backstab me twice?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:57:36 -0700

Should i trust my friend if she backstab me twice?

Once someone deceives you once, they'll do it again. It was stupid to trust the second time, and if you do it a third time, I'm sorry, but there is no hope for you. You have to make the right decisions in life, if someone betrays you, that is not a friend. I'm guessing that you're about 16 or 17,...

Answer to what do you think is better? monster or red bull?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 18:48:53 -0700

what do you think is better? monster or red bull?

I hate Red Bull, Monster all the way.

Answer to The rich get richer and the poor get ______?

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 20:17:54 -0700

The rich get richer and the poor get ______?

Jobs from the rich, unless of course the rich are taxed more, and then everybody is out of a job.

Answer to How many conspiracies will there be about Amy Winehouse's death?

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 19:37:42 -0700

How many conspiracies will there be about Amy Winehouse's death?

Well its obvious! Winehouse was about to tell everyone about the alien space warlock mexican racecar drivers that will soon destroy planet earth, however the C.I.A could not let anybody know about this, so they had her killed. Simple!

Answer to Is a God who would burn a person in fire eternally worth worshiping?

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:12:19 -0700

Is a God who would burn a person in fire eternally worth worshiping?

He is burning that person in fire because if what he did to deserve it. You can't possibly be defending Lucifer! All God wants is for you to recognize him as the man that controls all, if you choose to go against him, I'm all for those consequences.

Answer to What is the worst song you know the lyrics to?

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:26:32 -0700

What is the worst song you know the lyrics to?

I don't know the lyrics to any rap songs, so there really isn't a "bad" song that I know the lyrics to...

Answer to Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana?

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 23:15:17 -0700

Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana?

Are you kidding me? Are we really justifying drug use here? Justifying a DRUG? It doesn't matter that it "isn't as bad" as normal drugs, but it is still just that, A DRUG! Are you kidding me? I can't believe the amount of lowlives that want this to be legal! Would you like to know what we should...

Answer to I have seen Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Have you?

Sat, 16 Jul 2011 21:23:58 -0700

I have seen Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Have you?

I saw the movie just so I could see the Dark Knight Rises trailer, I really didn't care about the movie itself...

Answer to What you prefer a long answer of or short but useful answer to your question ?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:57:35 -0700

What you prefer a long answer of or short but useful answer to your question ?

I prefer proper grammar.

Answer to Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna ______?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:55:20 -0700

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna ______?

complete this joke, but I can't think of anything funny at the moment.

Answer to Solve this riddle: What can you hear and catch but never see?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:53:50 -0700

Solve this riddle: What can you hear and catch but never see?

Voice! You could hear it, if a mistake is made you could catch it, but you can't see a voice!

Answer to Does practice really make perfect if you didn't have talent to begin with?

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 23:52:26 -0700

Does practice really make perfect if you didn't have talent to begin with?

Practice doesn't make perfect because if you practice the wrong thing, you'll acquire the wrong qualities, which is everything but perfect.

Answer to If Casey Antony was a person of color would the trial have taken this long?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:30:47 -0700

If Casey Antony was a person of color would the trial have taken this long?

Don't make this a racist situation. We'd hate them even if they weren't black. It was a crime and needs to be handled whether she's black, indian, chinese, or anything.

Answer to How many times a day do you swear?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 13:14:06 -0700

How many times a day do you swear?

It depends, normally I don't swear much at all, but if I'm around people who swear, I start swearing a lot more.

Answer to shouldn't you be sleeping now?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 00:48:48 -0700

shouldn't you be sleeping now?

Should I be? Yes. Will I? No.

Answer to Would you take nutrition advice from a fat person?

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 00:57:26 -0700

Would you take nutrition advice from a fat person?

Absolutely not. Now I know that here on AB, everyone likes to be the humanitarian of the year, forgive all, and take advice from everyone, but that doesn't achieve success. If you want to take advice from someone, let it be from someone that has achieved success it that field. Taking nutrition...

Answer to Take this! right jab take that! left kick FEEL THE WRATH!

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 00:47:44 -0700

Take this! *right jab* take that! *left kick* FEEL THE WRATH!

I'm special agent Jose Canyou See, and you are under arrest for assaulting an FBI agent.

Answer to How to be an Antichrist?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:46:51 -0700

How to be an Antichrist?

I know for a fact that this is a troll comment, but if you were to be the Antichrist, you wouldn't have to ask how to be one.

Answer to Would you ever be entertained by someone else's misfortune? If so, when?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:40:48 -0700

Would you ever be entertained by someone else's misfortune? If so, when?

No, and proof of this is the fact that I strongly dislike "reality" television.

Answer to where did you put my phone?

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 23:59:26 -0700

where did you put my phone?

*holds in a laugh* Look in the bathroom.

Answer to Is the younger generation really smart?

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 23:27:04 -0700

Is the younger generation really smart?

I don't know who told you that, but no. Granted, SOME, of America's youth are "smart", and by some, I mean 0.2%. Kids think that if a parent says something many times, it is pointless. Not smart. Kids do drugs. Not smart. Kids drink excessive amounts of beer before they are legal. Not smart. Kids...

Answer to What are you doing right now. I'm chilling,hanging out and playing some games with my sister,brother,and my cousin.

Fri, 24 Jun 2011 22:49:26 -0700

What are you doing right now. I'm chilling,hanging out and playing some games with my sister,brother,and my cousin.

I'm in West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spend most of my days. I'm just chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of school, but a couple of guys are up to no good, trying to make some trouble in the neighborhood. I got in a little fight...

Answer to Why no make sense much?

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:24:46 -0700

Why no make sense much?

Me have same problem day every. :(

Answer to My girlfriend of 10 months says she is bi and wants a threesome with another girl. What should I do?

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:18:58 -0700

My girlfriend of 10 months says she is bi and wants a threesome with another girl. What should I do?

Dammit, just when you think that there aren't many trolls left...

Answer to How fast can you type? Can you type without looking at the keyboard? Do you use all of your fingers?

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 22:05:06 -0700

How fast can you type? Can you type without looking at the keyboard? Do you use all of your fingers?

Proper Typing - 21 Words Per Minute Improper Typing (The Way Everybody Types) - 38,329,394,750,295 Words Per Minute

Answer to A man kills himself. Theres a book on the table and he has a cane in his hand that has been sawed in half. Why did he kill himself?

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:31:04 -0700

A man kills himself. Theres a book on the table and he has a cane in his hand that has been sawed in half. Why did he kill himself?

He read that Snape killed Dumbledore, and I guess he just couldn't take it...

Answer to WHAT DO YOU THINK: about not talking about religion much in schools?? These days no one talks about religion thoughts?( just conversation).

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:28:43 -0700

WHAT DO YOU THINK: about not talking about religion much in schools?? These days no one talks about religion thoughts?( just conversation).

I believe that religion should not be banned in any school, however it should not be forced on anyone. In a religious school, have religious classes, but that doesn't mean that no one should talk about religion in non-religious schools. If the topic is brought up, have a small conversation, while...

Answer to Drop your _ or I'll ___.

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:17:34 -0700

Drop your ___________ or I'll _____________.

Drop your gun, or I'll vote for Obama next year! *robber drops his gun and sprints away*

Answer to Just a second. I’m on the phone with __________?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:14:42 -0700

Just a second. I’m on the phone with __________?

Just a second. I'm on the phone with a comma, he is negotiating being switched with the period after "second".

Answer to How answerbag pay ?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:12:18 -0700

How answerbag pay ?

It pays with properly written questions.

Answer to Am I too fat to wear a bikini?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:10:57 -0700

Am I too fat to wear a bikini?

Nice troll comment, it'll be nice to see if anyone writes something interesting...

Answer to if Justin Bieber walked over 2 you at school and gave you 50,000 dollers what would you do??

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:00:53 -0700

if Justin Bieber walked over 2 you at school and gave you 50,000 dollers what would you do??

I would tell him to go f*ck himself because US currency is a dollar, not these dollers that Beiber is giving me.

Answer to Do u find it okay to text someone even though that someone (male or female) is taken?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 00:34:59 -0700

Do u find it okay to text someone even though that someone (male or female) is taken?

You could text her! Its okay to have a conversation with someone, it just can't be, "I love you, go out with me, now!" Never be afraid to have a conversation with someone.

Answer to Do you think anything substantial will happen December 21st, 2012? And if yes what will it be?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 00:32:03 -0700

Do you think anything substantial will happen December 21st, 2012? And if yes what will it be?

Nothing will happen. It will be a perfectly normal day. You know why? Because the Mayans never predicted the end of the world! The calendar stopped on that day, it was other humans that made up the theory. The Mayans themselves were never documented with saying anything about the end of the world...

Answer to How come Jews and Moslem's don't come knocking on my door, to spread the word?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 00:24:09 -0700

How come Jews and Moslem's don't come knocking on my door, to spread the word?

In Christianity, it is part of their faith to spread the word of God to everyone, with Muslim extremists, it is done the same way... just with explosives. (If anyone was offended by that, please note that it was a JOKE, and if you don't find it funny, don't comment)

Answer to i'm going to teach you some english. repeat this phrase after me ____________________________________________.

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 22:50:43 -0700

i'm going to teach you some english. repeat this phrase after me ____________________________________________.

I would like to buy a hamburger.

Answer to What, in your opinion, is child abuse?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 22:33:21 -0700

What, in your opinion, is child abuse?

Child abuse, in my opinion, is NOT hitting a kid because they've been "bad". Now, when I say that, I don't mean punching a kid in the face, but a firm slap on the hand or rear. Child abuse, to me, would be hitting a child with blatant intention to hurt them or cause harm to them for no reason...

Answer to U see ur best friend being attacked by a Grizzly Bear, wat do u do?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 22:23:43 -0700

U see ur best friend being attacked by a Grizzly Bear, wat do u do?

I would shoot the bear, as I would never be in an area that may have bears without a powerful handgun or rifle.

Answer to What would make you "spill the beans"?

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 22:14:44 -0700

What would make you "spill the beans"?

Well I could sneeze and accidentally knock the beans over, or maybe I was reaching for these beans and I lost my grip, and thus, I've spilled my beans.

Answer to A picture worth a thousand words, why not 999 words?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:48:41 -0700

A picture worth a thousand words, why not 999 words?

It is 999 words, however most people like to round up.

Answer to What is the most uncreative name you have ever heard for an animal?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:41:45 -0700

What is the most uncreative name you have ever heard for an animal?

Max is the most uncreated name, it is far too common. The best pet name I've ever heard, while it might not be creative, is Al Pacino. My friend named her cat Al Pacino, and the only thing that I could think at that moment was, "Wow, you are the most awesome pet owner EVER."

Answer to What happens when an UNSTOPPABLE force meets an IMMOVABLE object?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:37:50 -0700

What happens when an UNSTOPPABLE force meets an IMMOVABLE object?

A good question, but that is an impossibility. If there is an unstoppable force, that means that nothing can stop it, thus there is nothing that is immovable. It works the same the other way around, if there is an immovable object, there cannot be an unstoppable force.

Answer to Is it possible to like all shows presented on TV?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:26:03 -0700

Is it possible to like all shows presented on TV?

Is it possible, yes. Is it good, no. To like all shows on tv means that you would have terrible moral values (e.g. Jersey Shore).

Answer to Do men have engagement rings?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:21:41 -0700

Do men have engagement rings?

They normally have wedding bands, not wedding rings.

Answer to Are women just as sexual as men or is it just a myth

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:20:35 -0700

Are women just as sexual as men or is it just a myth

That is a very general question, and thus is not a yes or no answer. It simply depends on what kinds of men or women you are talking about. Some women are just as, if not more, sexual than men, just like some men are more sexual than women.

Answer to my wife wants to flash her boobs and grope men on holiday, should I allow it?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:18:31 -0700

my wife wants to flash her boobs and grope men on holiday, should I allow it?

To be perfectly honest, if your wife wants to do THAT, I don't think that she is the right person for you, or anyone for that matter.

Answer to Why is it that I get criticized on my choice of questions?

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:16:30 -0700

Why is it that I get criticized on my choice of questions?

Its not just you that they do that to, its just that so many people ask those types of questions in order to cheat, that it becomes the first thing that people believe when they see, "What is the square root of 834?". Now, some people are a-holes about that, but with most its not, "Oh look,...

Answer to Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson. Who is the better Joker?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:27:39 -0700

Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson. Who is the better Joker?

There is no way to answer this question, as they portrayed two completely different characters. Jack Nicholson's joker was... well, a joker. He was funny, and overall made a nice character for the movie. Whereas Heath Ledger's Joker was dark and demented. Ledger's Joker was the IDEAL...

Answer to Who would win in a fight, Chuckie the killer doll or Chuck Norris?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:21:57 -0700

Who would win in a fight, Chuckie the killer doll or Chuck Norris?

Well Chuck Norris would win, obviously! While on the way to the arena where Chuckie would be fighting Norris, a crowd of people would be following Chuckie. Chuckie would be walking, and then the crowd of people would randomly start making Chuck Norris jokes, which would eventually make Chuckie...

Answer to If you could only save one, would you save a person or an animal?

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:13:38 -0700

If you could only save one, would you save a person or an animal?

I would save an animal. If the person is over the age of 18 or below 60, they should be able to save themselves. If it is a baby, than I would obviously save the baby, same goes for anyone that couldn't physically help themselves. However, in most cases, a person is physically able to help...

Answer to What would you do? See description.

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:08:32 -0700

What would you do? See description.

That, in my mind, would be the most classless, disgusting thing a person could do. No matter how desperate you are, anyone that were to do THAT, should get many, MANY years in prison.

Answer to since my son was 3 years old he has always seen things.

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:05:54 -0700

since my son was 3 years old he has always seen things.

Sounds like the next plot for Paranormal Activity 3...

Answer to Are you good looking? What makes you so sure?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 21:06:47 -0700

Are you good looking? What makes you so sure?

I am good looking, and self confidence makes me sure.

Answer to You shoplift and an employee catches you outside the store. She says she caught you on camera, but you deny that you have stolen it and walk away without being interrogated or giving your identity. They cannot legally penalize you if you get away, right?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 18:50:37 -0700

You shoplift and an employee catches you outside the store. She says she caught you on camera, but you deny that you have stolen it and walk away without being interrogated or giving your identity. They cannot legally penalize you if you get away, right?

If you really are thinking of shoplifting, and using this as an excuse, I am utterly disgusted by you. If you are a troll, which is very likely, nice troll comment.

Answer to Do you think you can run a country??

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 18:48:01 -0700

Do you think you can run a country??

Could I run a country? The absolute worst job in the world? Probably not. Could I run a country better than Obama? Absolutely.

Answer to well my boyfriend cheated on me two times and i forgive the frist time now he told me he was cheating i see him crying should i forgive him?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:46:30 -0700

well my boyfriend cheated on me two times and i forgive the frist time now he told me he was cheating i see him crying should i forgive him?

Are you kidding me? You never forgive ANYONE for cheating. I don't care if it's the first time or the 30th time! If you cheat once, you'll do it again, tell him to go f*ck himself. Drunkenness is never a valid excuse if that was his excuse, you are in control of what you are doing when you are...

Answer to If you could be the best in the world by far at any sport for 10 years, any sport, what sport would you chose (individual or team), and if team who would you play for? If applicable, what position?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:43:07 -0700

If you could be the best in the world by far at any sport for 10 years, any sport, what sport would you chose (individual or team), and if team who would you play for? If applicable, what position?

I'm looking and seeing football, tennis, and other crappy answers. Why are they crappy? Football contract, if you are good, maybe $5. If you are a legend, a football salary might even give your $10 a year. I chose to be the best at baseball, I'd be a Center Fielder, and I'd play for the New York...

Answer to how do i get a birth certificate for my illegal immigrant son?

Sun, 29 May 2011 11:21:53 -0700

how do i get a birth certificate for my illegal immigrant son?

Hold on 1 second. *calls the police*

Answer to What are two major challenges Americans face today?

Wed, 25 May 2011 19:31:28 -0700

What are two major challenges Americans face today?

1. Obama. 2. Everyone that supports Obama.

Answer to Why are grammur bee so bad?

Tue, 24 May 2011 19:12:56 -0700

Why are grammur bee so bad?

Can make propur sentence? Me answur l8tr

Answer to Do Jewish people believe in Jesues?

Tue, 24 May 2011 19:11:08 -0700

Do Jewish people believe in Jesues?

No, absolutely nobody believes in Jesues. In fact he is so minor that nobody knows about him! Now Jesus on the other hand, thats a little bit different.

Answer to Can you ever trust "Biblical Proof" again?

Sat, 21 May 2011 16:31:41 -0700

Can you ever trust "Biblical Proof" again?

If this question is about the May 21's thing, that was never biblical proof. It was a man claiming that it was biblical proof, in nearly every aspect, the bible disproved everything that Harold Camping said. I could always trust biblical proof, as it is always correct.

Answer to Today is May 21st, has anyone been 'raptured' yet?

Sat, 21 May 2011 16:28:05 -0700

Today is May 21st, has anyone been 'raptured' yet?

No, I haven't. If fact I'm feeling fi-

Answer to OMG wats new?

Thu, 19 May 2011 19:07:23 -0700

OMG wats new?

Well first off they changed the spelling from "wat" to "what".

Answer to Last year,my english teacher tried to fail me & gave me F's. so i rolled my eyes & acted like a brat in class. now i have her again this year. HELP! my grades were all F's last year. now I have all A's. will she respect me more for my grades & if i act ok

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:37:51 -0700

Last year,my english teacher tried to fail me & gave me F's. so i rolled my eyes & acted like a brat in class. now i have her again this year. HELP! my grades were all F's last year. now I have all A's. will she respect me more for my grades & if i act ok

Let me help you with this one thing. You should have a comma before the first "and" in your question. Also, the "s" should be capitalized, as it is after a period, and another comma after the second "and". Capitalize the "n" in "now", "HELP" only has one capital letter, not four. Capitalize the...

Answer to I'm an English teacher. I will do a lesson 2days later about passive voice. I want to get activities teaching ideas for beginner. Pleaes help me.

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:30:45 -0700

I'm an English teacher. I will do a lesson 2days later about passive voice. I want to get activities teaching ideas for beginner. Pleaes help me.

*two days, *beginners, and *Please.

Answer to which 1 is more well known crips or bloods?

Wed, 18 May 2011 17:26:32 -0700

which 1 is more well known crips or bloods?

Both, they go with each other. When you say bloods someone says crips. When you say crips, someone says bloods. When someone says retarded, stupid, idiotic, everyone with a brain says, "Bloods and Crips" So there you go.

Answer to When you fart loudly in a public place do you blame it on the nearest old person?

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:12:16 -0700

When you fart loudly in a public place do you blame it on the nearest old person?

Well it depends. If you are a democrat, you blame it on Bush. If you are a republican you wonder why the f*ck this person is still blaming their fart on Bush.

Answer to What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?

Wed, 18 May 2011 11:10:35 -0700

What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason?

Hit them right back 10 times harder. Or in Obama's case, you would negotiate with the person, and then get punched again.

Answer to Now Obama's certificate is available, does that mean we who said for a couple of years that it wasn't available are somehow "wrong"?

Tue, 17 May 2011 17:21:11 -0700

Now Obama's certificate is available, does that mean we who said for a couple of years that it wasn't available are somehow "wrong"?

We weren't wrong. There were people saying that he WAS NOT born here, they were wrong. Most just wanted to see the birth certificate, as it was extremely odd that he wouldn't show it. I guess it took a while to create the certificate on Microsoft Word... :D

Answer to Who would you rather have with their "finger on the button" Barack Obama or Sarah Palin?

Sat, 14 May 2011 14:05:17 -0700

Who would you rather have with their "finger on the button" Barack Obama or Sarah Palin?

Palin was pushing to not retaliate if we got hit by a bomb, and Obama is the most terrible president of all time (yes of ALL TIME, that includes Bush), so my answer is... Move To Canada.

Answer to WE HAVE 1,000'S OF NUKES! What the hell else do we need?

Sat, 14 May 2011 14:02:52 -0700

WE HAVE 1,000'S OF NUKES! What the hell else do we need?

Respect. Obama has ruined the fear of America. Fear is respect when thinking of power. Take Russia for instance, they don't care about civilian casualties, and thus, they have a reputation that makes most people fear them. Obama has made people not hate us, congratu-f*cking-lations, now everyone...

Answer to Do you have a hard time reading news without getting upset?

Wed, 11 May 2011 15:45:33 -0700

Do you have a hard time reading news without getting upset?

Yes, any time a person on the news is STILL blaming Bush and not blaming Obama, I cant help but turn off the tv or change the channel. Or if someone is saying that Obama got Osama, I have to throw up. OBAMA DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING TO OSAMA, HE CONFIRMED A GOD DAMN REQUEST! Even talking about this...

Answer to Who would win? A man with a 4 inch sword or a person with a five foot crutch?

Thu, 05 May 2011 17:57:29 -0700

Who would win? A man with a 4 inch sword or a person with a five foot crutch?

Wouldn't a 4 inch sword be called a knife? Anyway, I think that it would depend on who's wielding the items.

Answer to Should Jr. high students have lockers and freedom? does this sound like a private school or what? i go to the dumbest jr. high in the world no lockers uniform have to tuck in your shirts and were belts we have to sit with our teachers at lunch.

Thu, 05 May 2011 17:52:44 -0700

Should Jr. high students have lockers and freedom? does this sound like a private school or what? i go to the dumbest jr. high in the world no lockers uniform have to tuck in your shirts and were belts we have to sit with our teachers at lunch.

Private school is actually very good, you are definitely very young, as I could tell by your question (not being offensive, simply stating facts). While sitting with teachers at lunch may not be the "coolest" thing, it definitely isn't something to complain about. Also, I think that uniforms are...

Answer to Trick question! is it possible for a team on the wrong side of a no-hitter to win the game?

Tue, 03 May 2011 20:05:09 -0700

Trick question! is it possible for a team on the wrong side of a no-hitter to win the game?

Yes, if you walk a run in, and then dont allow any hits from then on, and your team doesn't score any runs, the other team just won. Its happened plenty of times in the past, just not recently.

Answer to ______________ makes me cry. :)

Tue, 03 May 2011 19:59:53 -0700

______________ makes me cry. :)

People voting for Obama! *Thinks about Obama getting re-elected in 2012*......... *starts crying and runs away*