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Answer to If someone says I Hate You, You Say____?

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:19:34 -0700

If someone says I Hate You, You Say____?

join the club

Answer to How do you make a dog go woof?

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:23:11 -0700

How do you make a dog go woof?

with a can of gas and a match

Answer to I need to do a report on a powerful Spanish leader who has done good in the world. I'm not spanish & I don't know any Spanish leaders, can you give me some ideas please? This is for Spanish class & the teacher did not specify Hispanic or Spanish

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:05:30 -0700

I need to do a report on a powerful Spanish leader who has done good in the world. I'm not spanish & I don't know any Spanish leaders, can you give me some ideas please? This is for Spanish class & the teacher did not specify Hispanic or Spanish

Generalissimo Francisco Franco was a staunch nationalist, right wing anti-communist. During his time as leader of the Kingdom of Spain, he surpressed trade unions, student protest movements, and other socialist organisations; as well as crushing the Basque terrorist organisation ETA. He...

Answer to I want to train ninjutsu but there is no Ninja Schools near me. Can anyone give me some links or info on some place i can train ninjutsu in Illinois? I live around Chicago. I am only 12 years old so please dont give me some 17 or 18+ links.

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:48:27 -0800

I want to train ninjutsu but there is no Ninja Schools near me. Can anyone give me some links or info on some place i can train ninjutsu in Illinois? I live around Chicago. I am only 12 years old so please dont give me some 17 or 18+ links.

you might want to look up a martial arts school called Bujinkan, it is supposedly very similar to ninjitsu and it's dojo's seem to be everywhere nowadays, i dont think you'd have a problem finding one in chicago

Answer to I hope no one takes offence to this but; if a 'cracker' cracks, what does a nigger do?

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:09:18 -0800

I hope no one takes offence to this but; if a 'cracker' cracks, what does a nigger do?

double post

Answer to I hope no one takes offence to this but; if a 'cracker' cracks, what does a nigger do?

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:46:01 -0800

I hope no one takes offence to this but; if a 'cracker' cracks, what does a nigger do?

and don't say 'he works harder' because that's just bad taste...

Answer to WHO HERE LIKE RAP MUSIC AND YOUR FAVORITE RAPPERS

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:41:43 -0800

WHO HERE LIKE RAP MUSIC AND YOUR FAVORITE RAPPERS

nope, i love rap music, and i love tupac, but the genre has died along with him. that fifty cent hammered the last nail.

Answer to Is there any one from Ireland on this thing?

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 15:26:14 -0800

Is there any one from Ireland on this thing?

im oirish! athlone represent! *thumps chest*

Answer to What are some ways to reduce the amount of dust in a room?

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:51:09 -0800

What are some ways to reduce the amount of dust in a room?

my brother is athsmathic and he says that putting an uncovered glass of water in the room seems to reduce the dust

Answer to If you could have the power of a sense multiplied by 100, what sense would it be?

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:51:21 -0800

If you could have the power of a sense multiplied by 100, what sense would it be?

i wouldnt want any sense multiplied by that much, it'd royally fuc* you up. imagine having 100 times vision and then accidentally looking directly at the sun or at a strobe light!

Answer to Are you related to a famous person?

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:46:41 -0800

Are you related to a famous person?

my great grandmother is che guevara's great grandmother

Answer to Put the words "shoot" and "crap" in the same sentence.?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 14:58:13 -0800

Put the words "shoot" and "crap" in the same sentence.?

my severe diarhea caused me to shoot crap from my anus, much like a machine gun shoots bullets.

Answer to I can't turn my sound up or down. what can I do?

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:12:35 -0800

I can't turn my sound up or down. what can I do?

type, apperently

Answer to What are some nice and unusual names for a boy?

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:08:24 -0800

What are some nice and unusual names for a boy?

farooq or mufasa

Answer to If life is a bowl of cherries, what is death?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:43:53 -0800

If life is a bowl of cherries, what is death?

a bucket of sh*t

Answer to What is the most offensive, off colour, disgusting, or krass joke you know?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:41:07 -0800

What is the most offensive, off colour, disgusting, or krass joke you know?

what's red, purple and squeals? a peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Answer to What are considered the most evil things you can do?

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:37:36 -0800

What are considered the most evil things you can do?

i'd say genocide

Answer to Here's a good Q, should 9/11/01 be declared an official memorial day? I would like to take a poll on this one.

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:19:05 -0800

Here's a good Q, should 9/11/01 be declared an official memorial day? I would like to take a poll on this one.

no. heh, i'm being different.

Answer to What is your favorite month?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:27:16 -0800

What is your favorite month?

i personally like november. i feel sorry for it, all squashed in between halloween and christmas with no holiday of its own

Answer to What is your favourite Beatles song?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:08:11 -0800

What is your favourite Beatles song?

across the universe

Answer to Does my new avatar creep you out? (Should I change it?)

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:05:57 -0800

Does my new avatar creep you out? (Should I change it?)

its kinda trippy. i like it.

Answer to I have a whole day to kill, but no money or transportation, what should I do with my day?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:48:22 -0800

I have a whole day to kill, but no money or transportation, what should I do with my day?

rock out

Answer to What is one thing you're absolutely sure I don't knwo?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:47:38 -0800

What is one thing you're absolutely sure I don't knwo?

whether the universe you experience is actually real or just an illusion projected into your brain, hooked up into a vat somewhere...

Answer to What should I do with my hair?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:44:24 -0800

What should I do with my hair?

wash it. hippie.

Answer to What's the most random, unexpected thing to ever come out of your mouth?

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 14:58:44 -0800

What's the most random, unexpected thing to ever come out of your mouth?

a small insect that was somehow still intact inside my barf

Answer to If you formed a rock group, what name would you give to your band?

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:08:03 -0800

If you formed a rock group, what name would you give to your band?

aSsHaT

Answer to What makes a good babysitter?

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 14:16:08 -0800

What makes a good babysitter?

sperm (think about it...)

Answer to How would you like to die?

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:20:41 -0800

How would you like to die?

i wanna be killed by a ninja. i want to be one of those nameless, faceless guards who gets iced from behind while patrolling a corridor on an easily determinable path

Answer to What is your favourite sound?

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:48:20 -0700

What is your favourite sound?

that 'squelch' noise when I pierce my thumbs into my enemie's eyes

Answer to Are there any freeware programs to rip and convert my CDs to MP3?

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 17:14:28 -0700

Are there any freeware programs to rip and convert my CDs to MP3?

heres a free one: hxxp://www.yuansoft.com/mp3_cd_ripper/converter_freeware_cda_-_mp3.html (replace the x's)

Answer to What are some good, easy and quick sites where I can upload MP3s from my computer then get a URL to the music and put it in a music player?

Sat, 07 Oct 2006 17:12:32 -0700

What are some good, easy and quick sites where I can upload MP3s from my computer then get a URL to the music and put it in a music player?

myspace

Answer to What is the best song to cry with?

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:42:20 -0700

What is the best song to cry with?

disease called man by Origin

Answer to How do you do the dance 'chicken noodle soup'?

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:08:05 -0700

How do you do the dance 'chicken noodle soup'?

why are retards trying to ruin this site by spammage?

Answer to What are some good songs to listen to when you're angry?

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:02:51 -0700

What are some good songs to listen to when you're angry?

any of these will do nicely: http://www.bebo.com/playlist/Playlist.jsp?PlaylistId=2122137304

Answer to Where are all these pills coming from that people keep finding, and have no idea as to what they are?

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:13:13 -0700

Where are all these pills coming from that people keep finding, and have no idea as to what they are?

underneath the sofa, usually

Answer to Wow people on here dont answer ?? at all

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:51:32 -0700

Wow people on here dont answer ?? at all

damn skippy

Answer to How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:44:04 -0700

How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

4, one to replace the light-bulb and and 3 more to stand around and talk about how punk rock it is. or None. Punks only screw in a puddle of vomit

Answer to How do you make a dog go woof?

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:40:07 -0700

How do you make a dog go woof?

douse him in petrol and light a match

Answer to What are your favorite quotes?

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:13:36 -0700

What are your favorite quotes?

"life's a bitch and she will fuck you if you let her"

Answer to Who is your favorite American poet? And Why? And where do you come from?

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:11:58 -0700

Who is your favorite American poet? And Why? And where do you come from?

Edgar Allen Poe simply for 'the Raven'

Answer to Who was the first Jedi?

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:39:57 -0700

Who was the first Jedi?

Kaja Sinis was a blue haired, blue eyed Civian with a deep voice, born on Coruscant 25,000 years before Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. He was the first Jedi and founder of the Order of Jedi Bendu Knights.

Answer to Is the moderator going to reject this question?

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:13:11 -0700

Is the moderator going to reject this question?

its almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Answer to You come upon an accident. A truck driver's arm is pinning him under his truck, which is about to explode. You have a large knife. What would you do?

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:03:35 -0700

You come upon an accident. A truck driver's arm is pinning him under his truck, which is about to explode. You have a large knife. What would you do?

steal his wallet at knifepoint and let the explosion wipe out the evidence

Answer to How much training is required to become a projectionist at a movie theatre?

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:41:50 -0700

How much training is required to become a projectionist at a movie theatre?

according to www.learndirect-advice.co.uk, There are no minimum requirements for entry into work as a cinema projectionist although you would need to be over 18. It would also be helpful to have evidence of basic technical skills or a foundation course in sound, cameras or electronics, however,...

Answer to When your doing the diet coke / mentos explosion thing , what are the best mentos to use ?

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:30:45 -0700

When your doing the diet coke / mentos explosion thing , what are the best mentos to use ?

those minty blue coloured ones work best for me

Answer to Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 00:50:45 -0700

Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?

person id most like to be stuck in an elevator with is leonardo di caprio so he'd have no escape from my beating the crap outta him. i'd least like to be stuck in an elevator with a fart.

Answer to How are countries 'discovered'? The people who already live in the country already know it exists.

Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:05:26 -0700

How are countries 'discovered'? The people who already live in the country already know it exists.

it's a psychological leftover of the days of imperialist colonialism, when Europeans controlled the world and everyone else were considered 'unpeople'

Answer to Where can I safely download music MP3 files without needing to download a program?

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:23:27 -0700

Where can I safely download music MP3 files without needing to download a program?

www.mp3shits.com www.emp3world.com www.mp3arena.com www.g2p.com also, try typing the name of the band/album followed by 'rapidshare' into google and you may find a download link., also, go to the media guide in windows media player and search for the songs you want, when they have fully streamed,...

Answer to Which country has the world's strictest gun laws?

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:33:32 -0800

Which country has the world's strictest gun laws?

Probably the Vatican

Answer to How did 50 Cent come up with his name?

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:39:50 -0800

How did 50 Cent come up with his name?

Its a metaphor for change.

Answer to Eminem often uses the "N" racial slur. Do black people find Eminem's music offensive?

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:11:17 -0800

Eminem often uses the "N" racial slur. Do black people find Eminem's music offensive?

Ive only heard him say 'nigga' once, as part of the chorus to a song, and that was along with three balck guys, i think it was on a D12 album.

Answer to How does the separation wall in Israel do good for both sides, Palestinian and Israeli?

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 13:43:25 -0800

How does the separation wall in Israel do good for both sides, Palestinian and Israeli?

It would seem that the wall could prevent suicide bombers from entering Israel, and hence mean less brutal reprisals to Palestinian civilians.

Answer to How many counties does Ireland have?

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 13:27:54 -0800

How many counties does Ireland have?

32 in total. 26 in the republic, 6 in Northern Ireland.

Answer to Who are the Medicis? Did they have anything to do with the Guelfs and Ghibellines?

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 11:27:58 -0800

Who are the Medicis? Did they have anything to do with the Guelfs and Ghibellines?

They were a family of incredibly rich and powerful art patrons. one of them also became Pope.

Answer to How is "Kim Jong-il" pronounced?

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 11:18:40 -0800

How is "Kim Jong-il" pronounced?

keem(like key)-Johng(john with a g at the end)-eel(as in the fish)

Answer to What are the colors of the papal flag?

Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:29:40 -0700

What are the colors of the papal flag?

gold and silver, actually, to represent the keys of Heaven and Earth.

Answer to When were the world's seven continents first named?

Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:29:48 -0700

When were the world's seven continents first named?

AMERICA: The idea that it was named after the explorer Amerigo Vespucci is a common mistake. The ancient Europeans believed that to the west, there was a magical land and to get here they would have to follow a bright star called 'La Merica' hence 'America'. (this may also be...

Answer to Are regnal names a reflection of the Pope's personality?

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 13:33:44 -0700

Are regnal names a reflection of the Pope's personality?

Dont forget I'nnocent', 'Pius' and of corse, 'Urban' (the gangsta' Pontif)

Answer to Are there any specific instances where the Vatican could change the term limits for how long a Pope can reign?

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 13:28:21 -0700

Are there any specific instances where the Vatican could change the term limits for how long a Pope can reign?

No. Holy Law depicts that a Pope must reign until he dies, or he may chose to quit himself, if he is sick or dying. but an outside influence cannot force the Pope to retire.

Answer to What is the line of authority of the Catholic church?

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 13:22:43 -0700

What is the line of authority of the Catholic church?

God-Pope-Cardinal-Archbishop-Bishop-Priest(Padre)

Answer to What are the origins of the Swiss Guard's jester-like uniforms?

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 13:17:54 -0700

What are the origins of the Swiss Guard's jester-like uniforms?

The funny uniforms were designed by Raphael. also, the swiss guard are known as the most loyal bodyguards in the world, although the Popes real security comes from undercover plain-clothed agents who follow him

Answer to Was Jesus crucified on a stake or a cross?

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 15:12:33 -0700

Was Jesus crucified on a stake or a cross?

the modern belief that Jesus was killed on a 't' (small t) shaped cross is not accurate, he was killed on a capital T shaped cross, known as a Tau. Interestingly, the 'small t' shape is actually an Egyptian heirogliphic meaning 'saviour', which, when translated into...

Answer to How does God "smite" people?

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:52:42 -0700

How does God "smite" people?

He bitch-slaps the sinner down to hell with his giant hand

Answer to Could God make a jelly doughnut so big He couldn't eat it?

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:42:56 -0700

Could God make a jelly doughnut so big He couldn't eat it?

no, he could not make one so big that he could not eat it because, although god is supposedly omnipotent, the ability to create a doughnut thet he could not eat would undermine this ability, as although he is omnipotent, the one thing he can not do is make himself non-omnipotent, as the creation...

Answer to Who received the $25 million reward for Saddam Hussein's capture?

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:37:32 -0700

Who received the $25 million reward for Saddam Hussein's capture?

Officially, nobody revieved it, but most mercenaries choose to remain anonymous (in case of reprisals)and give the credit to whatever army they work for, so if somebody did capture him, in all liklihood, the credit for the capture would go to some US special forces unit, while the mercenary...

Answer to What is the difference between Communism and Democracy?

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:30:06 -0700

What is the difference between Communism and Democracy?

There is no opposition between Communism and Democracy. It goes Communism versus Capitalism, and democracy versus dictatorship. the philosophy of communism is not at odds with the philosophy of democracy, however, in many communist countries, only the communist party is allowed, as the leaders...

Answer to What is the quickest route to world domination for the average person?

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:24:34 -0700

What is the quickest route to world domination for the average person?

Work your way through millitary ranks and stage a coup d'etat while the president is out of the country, attending a funeral.

Answer to What country did Disney's Aladdin take place in?

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:59:21 -0700

What country did Disney's Aladdin take place in?

Modren day Iraq. the story of Alladin was originally set in Baghdad, but disney changed this to the non-existant city of Agrabah for fantasy-improving reasons

Answer to Whose ear did Peter cut off?

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 09:57:53 -0700

Whose ear did Peter cut off?

Peter, or Mr. Blonde, cut off the ear of the police officer he captured after the failed bank robbery.

Answer to How can I tell if I'm psychic in reality as I am in my dreams?

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 09:43:12 -0700

How can I tell if I'm psychic in reality as I am in my dreams?

Your dreams will become your reality. If that is what you would call reality, but how do you know that your dreams are illusions, and that you are in the real world now? Think about it.

Answer to Could God make a jelly doughnut so big He couldn't eat it?

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 07:11:45 -0700

Could God make a jelly doughnut so big He couldn't eat it?

If you consult the Bible, Josephus 4:17 you will find your answer, my child

Answer to Is there a god, and either way, how do we know?

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 07:04:06 -0700

Is there a god, and either way, how do we know?

I certainly hope not! (well not the Christian/Jew/Islam God anyway) The God depicted in the Torah is one angry, mean son of a bitch without an ounce of compassion. For example, when Moses went up Mt. Sinai to recieve the ten commandments, God informed Moses that if one of his people tried to...

Answer to Why was Ernest "che" Guevara in Bolivia?

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 06:44:59 -0700

Why was Ernest "che" Guevara in Bolivia?

He was attempting to overthrow the government of Bolivia in the pursuit of his dream of a 'united tricontinent' free from opression from the rich countries

Answer to How can I start my own religion?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 18:09:07 -0700

How can I start my own religion?

Do what the likes of Martin Luther did during the Reformation: take an existing religion, tweak it slightly, throw in some criticism of the old 'wrong' version and then proclaim yourself as almighty-grand-high- chief-master (title is optional)

Answer to Why has democracy flourished and not communism?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 18:01:19 -0700

Why has democracy flourished and not communism?

Communist states always seem to end up with a brutal dictator. look at Iosef Stalin or Kim Jung Il or Jiang Zemin instead of a comittee which can cover all social aspects

Answer to Was there some significance to the World Trade Center attacks being on the date "9/11"?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 17:53:52 -0700

Was there some significance to the World Trade Center attacks being on the date "9/11"?

The Madrid train bombings occoured exactly 911 days after 9/11

Answer to How come the USA has a military base in Cuba? Can't Cuba get rid of it?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 17:45:38 -0700

How come the USA has a military base in Cuba? Can't Cuba get rid of it?

Short version of above answer: Corrupt US (and Mafia) sponsered dictator of Cuba, Batista is kicked out by Commies Americans want to keep their naval base, offer to 'rent' it from Cuba. Cubans take this as insult, but allow US to kepp their base without paying rent, to show...

Answer to As of 01-01-2004, which countries are still officially communist countries?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 17:38:08 -0700

As of 01-01-2004, which countries are still officially communist countries?

Tadzhikistan may also be Communist, they have a 'hammer & sickle' logo on their flag. I could not be bothered to actually check the answer out

Answer to What part did the United States government play in helping Al Qaeda defend Afghanistan against Russia?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 17:29:29 -0700

What part did the United States government play in helping Al Qaeda defend Afghanistan against Russia?

This is quite ironic actually, the United States actually trained, funded and armed Al Qaeda. Without these acquired skills, Al Qaeda would never have been able to attack New York on September 11!

Answer to What is the oldest language that is still in use today?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 17:10:06 -0700

What is the oldest language that is still in use today?

The Persian language is possibly the oldest in the world

Answer to Does God have a name? If so, what is it?

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 16:54:54 -0700

Does God have a name? If so, what is it?

actually, 'god' intentionally did not tell us his real name. the YHWH is short for what sums up as the modern day equivelant of: ''mind your own damn business. (the actual meaning is ''I am who I am'', but this was meant as an insult, as it was none of...