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Bright red hair is a sign of _________!
extreme sexiness in women
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Will God hate you for taking the money from the collection box?
god will forgive you (specially since he never sees a dime of that money)
but the church will crucify you! "that's our money, bitch!"
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i have these weird white bumps on the inside of my butt i have a pic and would like to know what it is. they kind of hurt.
hopefully the white is simply pus.
it's probable pimplesabcesses
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When was the last time the police pulled you over in your car, and why?
about 15 years ago, i was riding my bike to work and was stopped by an a-hole pig who mistook me for a teen playing hooky from school (at 5' 9" i'm not exactly small but compared to a lot of the mutant teenagers around here i'm tiny. and i have a young face like michael j fox.
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My boss is catty and miserable. Company policy states you can't accept a gift more than $30. She's been going out to $100 dinners and sporting events paid for in full by vendors, she allows the same co-worker to tag along, it's unfair what do I do?
so what exactly do you want?
to go with her instead of the other employee?
to get her fired and maybe steal her job?
to make her more miserable?
how is this situation effecting your or any of your business?
is she enforcing that you can't accept an offered gift over 30?
quite frankly it sounds to me from what little information is available here that you are jealous of your boss and or the...
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If you had a magic lamp and had 3 wishes what would you wish for? (not more wishes)
1. "peak possible physical and mental condition for all the living descendants of my grandmother and their S/O's" (think captain america or batman)
2. "20 billion dollars in small (100's 50's 20's) unmarked non-sequential american money not missed by any government, individual or company"
3. "the power of mind control i.e. ability to psychically hypnotize any one or group of people, edit and...
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How would You react If someone groped You on a public transit bus, train, or trolley?
that would depend on a number of variables
the gropers:
sex (male=punch his lights out/female=go to criteria 2)
age (elderly or minor= remove hand and worn to keep it to them selves/prime= go to criteria 3)
physical appearance (fugly= remove hand and warn to keep to self/good looking= return the grop and go from there)
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Do men treat women differently when they have long hair versus short hair? Are they somehow less attractive or considered too assertive/modern if their hair is short? Would you be less likely to approach women with short hair?
personally i prefer long hair on most women, it takes a special look to pull off short hair (and i have a little "long hair" fetish)
women who pulled off short hair
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Would you let me walk down your street naked if I want to?
knock yourself out.
i'll even call the cops for you once the gangrape starts
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Would you ever want to strip someone 18+ down and take a shower with her/him?
yes, liz vicious
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If one of your kids ran out in front of a car, and you grabbed her/him right before s/he got hit, what would you do or say to her/him?
"WHAAAMMMM!, YOUR ROAD KILL, THAT CAR JUST RAN YOUR ASS OVER!"
your not gonna do that again are ya?
that's how i taught my little sister not to run across allies and driveways
there was a low hedge in front of an ally by our house and if she started across without stopping to look i'd scream at the top of my voice "BAMM!" while grabbing the back of her jumper/coat and pulling her back. see i...
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You are on a nature hike and you run into a Black Bear or Grizzly Bear. What steps of action do you take?
piss pants, shit pants, scream like a little girl, die horribly
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can a Grizzly Bear be a pet ?
I'd suggest asking sigfred and roy
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I never get tired of seeing ____?
boobies?
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Why is it that I am 18 years old, and still stuck in an A cup bra?
why should you f yourself up by putting toxic substances in your body simply because some guy has mommy issues?
not only leakage, they harden, your body rejects them as foreign, invasive, something to encapsulate and expel
don't worry about or waste your time with little boys who still want to nurse "mommy"
find a real man
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If I went blind would you take care of me?
no, so stop fapping
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Why do secret service agents always wear shades? Is it so no one can see where they're looking?
naw, apparently it's so you can't see their red puffy eyes from late nights drinking and banging hookers
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how come I cant check into my hotel room until 3 pm, shouldn't I get the whole day
(hotel employee with 12 years experience)
here's how it generally works
you check in at three, stay the night and unless staying multiple days you have until 12 noon to check out, that leaves just a 3 hour window to clean every check out room in the hotel (as well as every stay over who had do not disturb out until after 12)
but, since your dealing with people, plans fly right out the window...
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What are open ended questions?
questions hotels want employees to ask guests to engage the guest in conversation which will give the employee opportunities to make suggestions so the guest will think the employee actually cares about them not just their money
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Which renovations do you view as significant? Which ones don't you? Why?
well, replacing the counter to ceiling wall to wall mirrors with little picture frame mirrors in the public restrooms of a major hotel was significantly stupid
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If you're someone who came to AB for help with a personal problem and ended up staying here, do you now feel like you can't ask embarrassing personal questions anymore, because you're too "well-known" at AB?
naw, AB is like family, who else would you turn to for answers about the strange rash on your ______?
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My parents gave me the option of getting the new iPad or the camera I've been wanting. Which should I get?
an Ipad has a camera, don't it
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Would you rather stay hungry and try not to eat all day?
deffinately not
my metabolism is such that going to long between meals has negative side effects including
dizziness andspots/flashes of light in vision
chills
nausea
vomiting clear bubbly liquid
stomach cramps
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Do you think a live action movie of Cowboy Bebop would suck?
it would depend on who was playing the cast and who was directing/fx/etc
it could suck or it could rock
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Who Opened Pandora's Box?
I think it was the Shepard boy who lived down the road
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Would you prefer a 4-egg omelet or a triple cheeseburger-to-go?
i'd prefer a double whopper with a slice of american and a slice of pepper jack cheese, some onion rings,
large McDonald's fries
and
a large mountain dew
(Mcdonalds does 2 things better then burger king
french fries and piss you off)
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What is the correct name for a baby rabbit?
dinner
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I am planning to commit suicide with a shotgun. What would be the best way to shoot myself; Under the chin? Roof of the mouth? Any ideas?
you'll want to completely destroy the brain to ensure you don't end up a vegetable or something
first coat the barrel with oil (Vaseline will work)
then insert the open end in your anus
that should guarantee total brain destruction via keeping the gun close to your brain
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Do all mammals have fur or hair? If not which ones don't?
hairless cat's, naked mole rats, telly savalas
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whats spidermans catch phrase
"ready for some spidy action?"
no wait, that's his line for his wife
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Peter Parker & Mary Jane married & had 2 kids who both inherited Spider-Man's powers. The daughter is Spider Girl. So how does Spider Woman fit in the picture?
this just in, the ultamate spider-woman...
IS peter parker's female clone!
much the way X-23 is wolverines' XX-chromosome clone
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How does Peter Parker take photographs of Spider-Man in action, when he is Spider-Man?
spider man's amazing camera
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If Adam and Eve was fiction and every other event in the bible, wtf did happen?
well, scientists would have you believe we "evolved" from chimps
which begs the question, why are there unevolved chimps?
they would also have you believe that life, a complex, delicate interconnected system, just magically came into being out of a puddle of random chemicals
even though they have yet to reproduce this effect in laboratory conditions
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Why do people like Wolverine so much?
because he's clint eastwood, john wayne, john McClain, riddick, shaft, solid snake and crocodile dundee all rolled into one with half a dozen, foot long switch blades coming from his hands and a healing factor that let's him take a licking and keep on kicking
he's the best there is at what he does and what he does ain't pretty
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What does X-Men mean?
the X in x-men stands for the X-gene, the extra gene that gives each mutant their powers
wikipedia excerpt
(Xavier recruited Cyclops, Iceman, Angel, Beast, and Marvel Girl, calling them "X-Men" because they possess special powers due to their possession of the "X-gene," a gene which normal humans lack and which gives mutants their abilities.)
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why do people think its ok for 16 year olds to date 30 + year olds ?
well frankly i believe if 16 year olds' are old enough to drive and be drafted into the military then they should be old enough to date who ever they want.
age doesn't magically confer wisdom
heck my mother just turned 64 and she's as responsible as an 8 year old (it's a bit surprising i survived childhood with out being sold for money to buy her stuff or just forgotten at home to starve while...
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my computer wont let me open any program, not even notepad or task manager.
do not by another trojan virus loader, you have enough problems already.
ok first, do you have the administrator password?
or at least is your accountan admin account?
if so, try entring safe mode.
turn off the pc then turn the power on and start tapping the F8 key
you should get a screen like this
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For those of you who grew up in the 80's, who was your favorite G. I. Joe character? Did you also like the COBRA characters better than the Joes?
my favorites were
1. snake eyes
2. stormshadow
3. scarlett (love them redheads!)
4. baroness (love that figure)
and i really loved how all these people just came together and worked
men and women, white black Italian native america etc.
there wasn't all this "oh look we have a woman working, isn't that forward thinking," blacks and whites can work together bs
they were just people, working...
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What misconceptions do people have about your hometown (eg, NY City = rude people and major crime)?
not so much "home town" as home state.
that where all a bunch of hick farmers and tornado bait (kansas)
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If a movie has __________ in it, I know it will be a terrible movie.
if i see the name tyler perry on a movie i won't touch it. his kind of crap is not for me
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What's inside your brain?
an alien parasite with plans for world dom
Nothing, nothing at all go about your business humans
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If you could have any gun in the world,what would it be?
M134 Minigun
the real man's weed whacker
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what are your favorite moments in comic books?
1. colossus ENDING the brutal serial killer Riptide and telling another Marauder "make peace with your gods, little man. you are next!"
the back story? a group of hired killers called the Marauders has invaded the underground habitat of the down trodden mutant misfits the morlocks and have been indiscriminately...
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if u fell in love w someone of another race, do u think most members of ur family would object 2 the relationship ?
we don't really care about race in my family
were all mutts to some extent
in my familt ree is just about every major race irish, english, italian, black, native american, dutch, etc, etc, etc
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Can anyone tell me thier top 10 favorite comic books?
1. Uncanny X-Mem (marvel)
2. X-force (the original series with cable, domino and the new mutant kids) (marvel)
3. the Authority (wildstorm)
4. stormwatch (wildstorm)
5. strikeforce Morituri (?)
6. D.P.7. displaced paranormals 7 (new universe)
7. squadron supreme (marvel)
8. justice league (D.C.)
9. Teen Titans (D.C.)
10. invincible (image)
11. amazing spiderman (marvel)
12. Power Pack (marvel)...
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Assuming they exist, where do natural rights come from?
guns, lots of guns
and a willingness to standup for those rights
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Why there are not many movie rental shops now?
THE INTERNET!
way back when, if you wanted to see a movie you had to go to a theater
theaters and drive in's popped up all over to service this need.
but with the invention on home video players (VCR's) people could take the movie home for their own private viewing pleasure when and as many times as they wanted.
so theaters began to suffer lose of business to the video rental stores popping up...
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Why there are not many movie rental stores now in Ottawa, Ontario?
THE INTERNET!
way back when, if you wanted to see a movie you had to go to a theater
theaters and drive in's popped up all over to service this need.
but with the invention on home video players (VCR's) people could take the movie home for their own private viewing pleasure when and as many times as they wanted.
so theaters began to suffer lose of business to the video rental stores popping up...
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You have no right to ____________ .
remain violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was very uncalled for
You continued to beat and beat me
'Till I was black and blue
I've been wantin' you
But not any longer
'Cause it's brutally clear
That you're so much stronger
I'm madder than fire
My jaws are both wired
One hell of a date
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Where do Viking sewing machine parts come from?
freya
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Where did the Black foot Indians originally come from?
over the actic land bridge, which explains the "blackfoot" they got a lot of frost bite up there
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Am I the only one that doesn't have a cell phone? Cell phone user identities aren't available on Infobel. You can only do a reverse search by number if it a land line and it's not an unlisted number. That renders it a virtually useless site now.
yes, yes you are the only one without a cell phone
once, i was approached by a panhandler asking for money who was carrying a cell phone in his other hand
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What is the difference between yelling fire in a theater and Mormons bothering me?
simple, Mormons bothering you doesn't necessarily have to end with a vacation at your local city "relaxation" facility a.k.a. jail
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If you wanted to be a drug kingpin, live in huge mansions, and never go to jail because of police protection...how would you do it?
use all the cloak and dagger, plausible deign-ability and stealth i could muster.
use third party flunkies who don't know who i am to recrute "cells" of chemists and dealers who know nothing but the closest parts of their cell group
(a secret is only as good as the person/people who know it.
employe a great crooked defense lawyer
purchase/have built a good quality submersible to move product...
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It's not a free country because___________!
people by nature want power/control over other people
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If someone broke into your home, how would you defend yourself? first reaction would be to what?
that would depend on where i was in the house and how much warning i had
if i was standing in the kitchen and someone breached the door (swat/military style shooting out the deadbolt and entering fast) i'd grab the nearest improve weapon and start beating the shit out of who ever sticks their head in.
if some one started trying to kick the door in i'd walk over to the kitchen gun safe, withdraw...
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Men: what is the one thing you should never say to a woman?
yes, those pants/that dress makes your butt look huge
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Mitt Romney wants to hire you as a taster... Try his foods before he does to make sure they're not poisoned. Ok?
No
it would be a stupid waste of time anyway
any assassin worth his salt would know if your going to use poison, you use either
a delayed action poison, something that strikes a couple hours after ingestion
or
a binary toxin, 2 or 3 substances that are harmless by them selves and only turn deadly when combined
example
(chemical A is slipped into mitt's water supply (drinks it from the tap,...
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Rate me outta 1-10.. and what ethnicity do you think i am. im mixed with 3 things... and do i look chinese??? PICTURE LINK IN DESCRIPTION
not Chinese, they can work a camera
black white and latin?
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So a hole opens up in the earth and swallows you...does anyone miss you besides your place of employment and the bill collectors?
my little sister (the best person in the universe
and
my mother
(she's miss my income)
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If we walked threw your back door what room would we be in? What color are the walls?
the hurt locker
your blood red
not a fan of trespassers
forget beware of dog, beware of machete wielding resident!
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Why are Marvel Comics killing off Captain America?
oh it gets worst, now bucky (gayest sidekick name ever!) has become the bionic captain america and steve rogers has become nick fury, asshole of shield
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I have hypertrichosis (Werewolf Syndrome). My parents still can't accept me the way I am.
I would really appreciate suggestions. Thanks!
bite them!
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For Obama dislikers the 2012 election is a life-or-death matter. For the rest of you... how consequential is this election really? Why?
election?
what election?
and who's obama?
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Japan/China/etc.. what's the best thing they have ever made (in your eyes)?
ANIME!
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What is... your dream goal / job.?
massage therapist at the playboy mansion
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guy/girls. if you could spend unlimited amounts of money at a certain shop, which one would it be .?
walmart, every time i go i see a millon things i really want but anorexic my wallet won't let me buy
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When were you hurt the most ?
when a trusted family friend and mentor tried to get me to suck...
formerly trusted
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What is too easily discarded these days? Why?
computers
people dump perfectly good pc's because they want the faster bigger better one to do the same old thing
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How tired do you tend to be after work?
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why would my inside lights turn on and off & doors unlock and lock themselves when it rains
demonic possession
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Do you like people with red hair
i LOVE red haired women
it doesn't matter if natural or bottle
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Who do you NOT want to see when you are out? Why?
panhandlers (the same damn one who are always hanging around and never look for work)
these guys are not poor, down on their luck unfortunates like this
or this
i'm talking about this kind of panhandler
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Who's celebrity singing voice would you love to have ?
terry fator the vantriliquest
he can sing like gnarls barkly, sonny bono and cher, michael jackson, marvin gaye, paul mccartney, louis armstrong, kermit the frog and many more amazing voices
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Is it racist to prefer white rice?
no, it's ricist
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Does anyone know any really good books, movies, video games about the end of the world? I have all the Romero movies, I have read Stephen King's Cell and the Left Behind books. I haven't came across any really good video games.
by end of the world do you mean any kind of post Apocalypse scenario?
S. M. Stirling wrote The Emberverse series
(Dies the Fire (2004) shows the effects on the planet—a world Nantucket left—of something called "The Change". Electricity, guns, explosives, internal combustion engines, and steam power no longer work. The series mostly deals with the Willamette Valley area of Oregon, with some...
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Can someone help me here ? i have some playstation 2 games that i would like to sell at a store and do not know how much they cost so i can figure out how much to ask for.i bought them brand new only used once .can someone help me?
probibly to late but for the next person looking for this question's answer
sell it to someone you know, at school/work where ever.
in stores you gey the bare minimum and online you make a little more but it's a hassle
the easiest way to get maximum return for minimum effort is simple to sell direct
money in your hand, game in theirs
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WHAT CAME FIRST ON EARTH HEN OR EGG ?
answer is obvious
is egg
dinosaurs were laying them millions of years before the chicken came to exist.
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Is there any cell phone wholesale site where I can get a replacement phone for really good prices other than wirefly?
no
cellphone wholesalers usually require you purchase in large quantities.
i.e. at least $800.00 to $1000.00 order
but, you can find some good buy's on ebay, you just have to be extra careful to...
1. read every word of the item description and all related seller info, reviews, etc
(the easiest way to get the wrong product or a none functional one is to buy an item listed as parts or as is)
2....
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Men would you let your wife go off with another female for the weekend so they can play with each other. You get nothing out of the deal.
well, if that's what she wanted she's free to do so, however her key's might not work when she comes back and her stuff may be occupying a storage unit/pods
now this has nothing to do with the sex of the person she is going off with, the point it she wants something else she can go find it without me
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Describe the craziest outfit you wore in public that you actually thought was cool at the time but now you have second thoughts on the coolness factor.
a halloween costume when i was 13, it was a crude, black and white flash gordon serial style robot costume.
at the time i though it was the ultimate cool costume, in hind sight i realize that a large body box with a smaller head box on top and display grid on the chest, painted bright blue, looked more like a news paper vending machine then a robot
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What does it mean to be "cool?" Does "coolness" matter to you?
below 55 degrees F
and yes i ust remain cool or i will sicken and die.
it's easy in winter when i can go outside barefoot in the snow but in summer your planet's high temperatures make me very sick and i must spend all of my time inside with air conditioning and cold showers
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What are you afraid of people finding out about you? Why?
about the voices
mainly because they would lock me up tighter then hanibal lecter and the joker combined
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How can I keep my one ferret entertained?
go to the store, find the biggest cheapest toy they have, when they ask paper or plastic say paper, go home, take the toy out of the bag, release ferret from cage, drop paper bag on floor, watch ferret have the time of it's life
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Is the American dream dead and buried?
no, it's just been gang raped, beaten and locked in a dog cage in uncle sam's basement
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for the past few months I've been having a problem where nothing smells right, but no one else thought so.
interesting, personally i smell blood all the time and people say they don't smell anything.
in my case it's probably the bits of blood i sneeze and cough up regularly.
for your situation it could be a number of things
olfactory hallucinations
brain tumor
unusually sharp sense of smell
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can you use a regular toothbrush on cats?
yes, but be warned, if the cat doesn't like it, you won't like what happens next
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What do you call a 4 year old who talks all the time and can not follow directions ADHD RIGHT? I'm asking this on behalf of my nephew.
Normal
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Do you have enough money to buy a plane ticket?
i don't have enough money for a theater ticket
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If God is real, where would proof of that originate?
to quote Sir arthur conan doyle
"when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"
and Luigi
"Nothing is impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."
and Sir August de Wynter
"Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable"
now if we ignore belief or lack there of and look at everything as possible with the only...
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If our technological civilization were to fall apart tomorrow, do you think you'd be alive a year from now? Points if you explain how or why.
yes, i think i will.
first sign of the apocalypse, I'm grabbing my family, my sister's boyfriend and his family, our guns, ammo, hand loader equipment, machetes, knives, first aid gear, couple case of duct tape, 3 plastic totes full of army surplus this and that's, water filtration kit, spare durable clothing and linens, camo tents and as much food, fuel and medicine as we can get out hands...
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Will the Christians and atheists please stop debating on Answerbag? We're all sick of it!!!
well see there in lies your difficulty, "it's not what were meant to do"
that's assuming your actually following what your meant to do.
which most loud "look i'm a christian" types are not about.
they are about showing everyone that they are "better" christions then the next person
as for atheists, the ones debating are more interested in actively deigning the possibility or existence of god...
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What would be the spy name you'd want if ever you're recruited into the spyworld?
bill johnson
(the objective of the spy is to be unremembered, unrecognized and as ordinary as possible.)
Bad Spy
ladies man, suave wearing a tux, the center of attention where ever he goes
not so good for sneaking around.
Good spy
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Should sex education in schools have a firm "Abstinence only" stance, or "Abstinence is the best, but here's how to be safe if you decide to have sex" one? Also, at what age do you think kids should start receiving sex education in schools?
it's already proven that "Abstinence only" doesn't work.
but school admin's just stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la la la la, we're not listening"
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Am I the only person on earth that does NOT like Adel's voice, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard
who's adel?
no joke, i don't think i've ever heard of her
rock?
country?
pop?
[edit]
oh, her
yeah i've heard her on radio
as for her voice...
i've...
heard worse
also heard much better
in the back of the bus
sung by a pack of teenagers
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if you can change anything about the way you were raised,what would that be?
start taking Krav Maga classes as early as possible (like kindergarten.
i firmly believe that one change would have altered my whole life in a positive way
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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...
stop caring what ""they"" think
you are the center of your world, you don't NEED them, they need you
LIVE YOU LIFE FOR YOU
you have nothing to prove to them they have to prove their worth YOUR time
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Which live action comic book character best resembles the drawings?
I won't count CGI characters cause they're not really there but, the best of the rest are:
superman (christopher Reeves)
sandman (Thomas Haden Church)
Ironman (Robert Downey jr)
black widow (scarlett johansson)
the Flash (John Wesley Shipp )
Thor (Chris Hemsworth)
Captain America (Chris Evans)
The Comedian (Jeffery Dean Morgan)
Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley)
Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman)
Sheena...
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Who is your favorite female comic book character?
Sage, aka Tessa
one of the first mutants discovered by professor X, she spent years in deep cover spying on the hellfire club
she's hot as hell, tough as adamantium and smarter then MIT (all of them)
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Just 1 year in office, Republican Michigan Gov Rick Snyder turns a 1.5 billion deficit into a $130 million surplus. Why can't Obama?
maybe because he din't have everyone on the opposition PLUS half the people on his own side sabotaging his every move simple because they'd rather see america burn then let the brother win
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What was the last movie that you really cried at?
crouching tiger, hidden dragon
when the manager told me i couldn't have a full refund of my ticket price, i cried like a baby
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If you could use only one weapon during a zombocalypse (zombie apocalypse), what would it be?
seal team 6
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If you could use only one weapon during a zombocalypse (zombie apocalypse), what would it be?
1. high density non-perishable foods
2. camping water filtration/treatment kit
3. can opener
4. pliers/wire cutter multi-tool
5. straight claw hammer
6. box of 4" nails
7. Boarding Cutlass (a weapon designed to cleave limbs and heads, short enough not to tangle but long enough to do the job. with a D guard for punching)
8. nylon rope
9. first aid kit and lots of spare medication (pain,...
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Play that funky music _______________________.
white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
that's a really good question, you should really go to your local police station and ask the desk Sargent.
he or she will be able to answer your question properly
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Who's your all time favorite character?(in all areas, movies,tv, showbusiness)
Drizzt Do'urden
R.A. Salvatore's legendary Drow Ranger
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What were you doing on my table?
that's between me and your mother
and the dwarf, and the 2 ferrets, and the goldfish.
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If the US were to be at war, what cities would most likely be attacked?
well it won't be Houston, Texas
they'd have to be really stupid to attack anywhere within kicking distance of chuck Norris' home
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Whats the magic word?
"SNIKT!"
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Ladies would you date a man who has a great job and a wonderful personality but stills lives with his parents?
once upon a time, the clan sticking together was an honorable and admirable thing
now it's looked down upon.
frankly my opinion is the women want a man isolated from other female influences (mothers, sisters, etc)
so he will be more docile and controllable
look at movies, especially "chick flicks"
biggest jokes are girlfriends/wives fighting with his mother and the man living with his parent...
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Perhaps free health care is not a right but why can't it be a gift?
it should be a right!
we americans have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
health is part of life.
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A peta membr eating animal crackers? Would you laugh at the irony or call them a hypocrite?
I'd be to busy kicking the shit out of them to care what they were eating before i punched their teeth out.
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Picture this, You have no clothes and the only clean clothes are your girlfriends clothes and most of them are pink would you wear them?
naw, why'd i do that?
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Just lose it
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Go crazy
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Oh baby
(Ah ah)
Oh baby
(ah ah)
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Where's my parents?
you know the house down the street that always has a bunch of cars parked in front every night?
your parents are there, at the local swinger's house getting their orgy on!
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What does the 3 pigs teach exactly? Don't be cheap?
the importants of proper home defense
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What's a Master?
here is
THE MASTER
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Do you have a favorite Youtube celebrity?
-------------several--------------
sxephil
raywilliamjohnson
gabriel iglasias
jeepersmedia
Meekakitty
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In what ways is "answerbag" like a hospital?
a bunch of people sitting around all day chatting and not doing their jobs?
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Is the Blair Witch Project movie a true story, because I went on it's official website and I read that it was based on the true story of a woman. To anyone who has seen it, is it a good movie, or its it just too scary?
the only thing scary about the blair witch project, is the thought of being forced to watch it again
i've had scarier trips to the grocery store
i'd say the movie was a turkey but at least a turkey can be eaten
there is not a single redeeming quality about that epic failure of a movie
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What is a Good action Movie with a Good story ?
the big hit
the losers
A-team
XXX
Captain America
Ironman
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I just bought a 10 gallon tank and i hooked it up in my room, but the air filter makes to much noise and keeps me up, does anyone know any way to get around this problem or quite it down?
i suppressed my mothers air pumps with 3M sponges
basically any kind of soft material will work to muffle them
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I am looking for a long (1000 pages or more, 1500+ preferred) novel to read, any book I pick up I tend to finish either that day or the day after, and I want something good to read. I would prefer a fantasy/sci-fi type novel, but others are fine Any ideas
Mercedes lackey has some really good thick books (500 plus pages)
or you could try a long series
(it's not exactly scifi or fantasy but) the destroyer series by warren murphy and richard sapir is over 100 books long (if you can find them)
jim butchers' dresden files is a good sized set, so is yasmine galenorn's otherworld series
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Why are manhole covers always placed in the middle of the streets?
manhole covers go over sewer/drain access holes, those sewer or drain lines are usually put under the street or sidewalk so that's where the manhole covers end up
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Readers of good sci-fi/fantasy novels...is anyone else tired of the inundation of vampire books in the fantasy section?
no, i'm sick of demons
i;m serious, a few weeks ago i went to the library and almost every book on the 2 scifi/fantasy paperback stands was about demons
there were
half demons, demon possessed, demons being good, demon armor, demon boyfriends, demon steads, imps, succubus, incubus, lords of hell, etc, etc, etc
but i do see what you mean, right after demons is vampires and then...
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What was Signourney Weaver's character's name in the Alien films?
Ripley
Ellen Ripley
6
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What is your closet filled with?
NO ONE, THERE"S NOTHING INSIDE MY CLOSET>
WHO TOLD YOU SOMEONE WAS IN MY CLOSET?
I'LL KILL THEM!
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Never underestimate the power of ________.
stupidity
it's the fuel that lets fragile human beings create incredible viral videos.
like this...
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What's a weird food invention you like to eat? I like bologna on pizza crust, yum. I like butter by itself, don't yell. I like duck sauce mixed with hot sauce over chicken, how about you?
1. maccaroni and sausage
family size box kraft mac and cheese
1 lb "old folks" sausage
brown saugage in fry pan then dice into small pieces.
cook mac & cheese as directed.
mix sausage into the mac and cheese, blending together thoroughly
2. chicken noodle mash potatos
campbell chicken noodle soup
powdered Mash potato flakes
heat soup and 1/2 "soup" can of water in sauce pan (or microwave...
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Should women be allowed to carry a knife as protection in case of rape?
i recall a recent news story where a guy defended himself from attack using a knife, he went to jail
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Is Vitiligo a pretty name for a girl?
no, isn't that a skin disease?
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I can't play games online at work because the company computers block them. Are there any sites that aren't neccesarily game or social networking sites that have games? I'm actually surprised it lets me go on AB...
you are being paid to work, not play online
you are stealing time/money from your employers and disrespecting your job, your employers and your fellow employees.
additionally you are leaving yourself open to termination for abuse of company resources.
and finally, you are exposing the company computer system to viruses, and other malware.
facebook, other social networking sites and game sites...
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I was reading answers to the question "Do you believe the AB point system has integrity" submitted by O-uknow. Part of Science_geek's answer read "There are too many individuals who troll." What does too many who troll mean?
because there will always be those who DR simply to do so
which is why i don't believe the government really used voting to elect the president
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Don't you hate it when people try to restrict who can answer a question or what type of answers people can give? (Only serious answers, and please, no tree huggers. Please use proper grammar and capitalization, and don't attach any photos or videos.)
well i wouldn't say hate
consider the requested restrictions
no tree huggers means the person is looking for answers not colored by obsessive environmentalism
serious answers only means no trollin no joking or sarcastic answers
now as for use proper grammar and capitulation that's just OCD
some people are using translation software or english is a second language
others grew up using cell...
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Why do old movies show the credits at the beginning and credit a few people, but newer movies credit EVERYONE involved at the end?
it's simple, back then credits were about the stars and getting the people who wanted to see those stars into the theater
now, credits are about every little nobody wanting their 15 minutes so they can us it to push their career forward
therefore unions and contracts push the extended credits and since no one will sit through 10 minutes of credits to see a movie they put them at the end of the...
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Why are there so many questions based on outdated gender stereotypes as if equality was still a thing of the future?
because
1. stereotypes exist because there is truth in them
2. there is no such thing as equity, and no one really wants there to be
those who cry the loudest about equality are usually the least equal groups around
wheel chair bound? i want equal access so you have to spend thousands of dollars to modify your property to make it easy for me to come in.
women? we want to be equal so build us...
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What do you call a guy that only dates transgender women?
that would depend on how well i knew him
either man/dude/guy
or
by his given name
rarely i my use "hey you"
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What is your favourite Christmas movie?
Home alone 3
the one with the kid vs. spies looking for a stolen military microchip
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What is the best book you have read in 2011?
tough question, i'm OCD and reading is my vice
right off the top of my head though i'd say
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Who is your favourite fictional detective and why?
John Taylor
enter the nightside, where it's always 3 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightside_%28book_series%29
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How did the fact that Hitler's blood was a toxic soup courtesy of his personal "physician" Dr. Morell affect Hitler's behaviour, and the war, or did it? I shall include in an answer a partial list of the chemicals Morell pumped into Hitler.
actually, hitler was probably one of the allies' greatest assets
just imagine if someone with a brain had been in charge instead of that psycho
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What was Hitler's shoe size?
toddler's size 3
you know what they say about shoe size...
that explains why he was such a prick, compensating for his short
comings
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Popeyes or KFC?
Church's
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I am a woman who is only attracted to straight women. If I know a woman is a lesbian, then I am not attracted to her. I have never been in a relationship with a woman, and I am worried these feelings are going to cause me to be very lonely. Any thoughts?
sounds like you want the looking but with the safety of knowing you can't get.
by pursuing only people you know will not accept your advances, you protect yourself from actually making a connection
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Is Superman an illegal alien? How did Clark Kent get hired? Did he use fake papers?
his parents adopted him, he is a legal american citizen from smallville, kansas
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My 16 yr.old daughter is dating an 18 yr.old black boy from a very diff. socio-economic background. He's not college bound. How can I tell her that this is not a good situation? A police man brought her home last night, found on the wrong side of town.
so you live in pre-fall of the wall germany?
I didn't know the it was illegal to be on any side of town here in america.
"why is this goose stepper harassing my daughter?", that's what you should be asking.
so obviously you have racist and elitist issues but what about your daughter's happiness?
so he's not going to college "as far as you know" could it be he doesn't have thousands of dollars...
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If AB asks for subscription fee, will you still be around in here?
not a nun's chance in hell
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Who here gets regular visits by the extention cord tangling imps?
I used to have that problem, then i got a ferret
"imps are good eatin according to fluffy
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Do you own a Toyota?
does a Toy Yoda count
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I am a city bus driver can anyone tell me why passengers on buses are so dumb and can't do any research to know schedules and want bus drivers to know what time their doctors are in and don't pay proper fares it seems that us drivers are the smart ones.
can't say about business hours but i've been a city bus passenger for 25 years and maybe you can answer some questions for me.
1. why is my bus (bus 12) always 5 to 10 minutes late every morning on the way to work?
i live half a mile from he start of the bus route, right at the 2nd time point on the route and the bus is always almost empty (1 to 3 passengers) and there are only 5 bus stops and...
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I have a urine test tommorw how do I ensure it's clean?
don't use drugs
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Christians complain about atheists enjoying Christmas without Christ. How often do they remember Thor on Thursday?
wait, what?
i don't remember complaining about those godless heathens worshiping satan claus and his imps.
as for Thor on Thursday, only when i'm looking at my dvd collection
now Thunor is a different kettle of fish and chips
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True or false? Just over 50% of all Domestic Violence is perpetrated by WOMEN!
well alty, if you read my response you would know why I posted the child abuse videos.
""and it's not just men, women can be guilty of abusing other women and even their own children""
and bootsie, I’m not saying ALL women are evil
I'm saying ALL women are HUMAN and any one is just as capable of evil as any man.
you and alty seem to be taking a stance that women are perfect angels and...
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There's a coworker that mocks me for being young, what do I do?
first, get a digital recorder and secretly record the bullies abusive words
second take the recording and a written complaint (it's better to sit down and write out your complaint so you can proof read and correct it's language rather then walk in and talk off the top of your head. more professional and less emotional)
if human resources will not take action, seak leagal aid from an employment...
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Would you pull advertising dollars from a show you had committed to support based on the complaints of a small fringe group? Why?
well that would depend on the fringe group and the complaint
for example if p.e.t.a. complained a show advocated animal slavery i'd double my support of the show and campaign for my friends and neighbors to begin supporting it to.
if someone complained a show was racist for depicting musilm americans as just normal people following a different religion, without showing the crazy radical...
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When did the White House allow blacks to the Easter egg hunt?
they have always participated
who do you think cooked and colored the eggs?
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Do you feel safe in your house?
yes, between the double locks on exterior doors, my 2 guns and my sword and knife collection
i pity the fool who breaks in when i'm here
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What present would you really, really like this Christmas?
that pile of hundred dollar bills would go a long way toward solving all my problems
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What colour should I dye my hair, next week?
candy apple red
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what is santa getting you for christmas?
same thing he gives me every year, a reason to hate shopping
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What's your favorite part of Christmas?
new years day
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All NRA members aren't criminals and all Muslim Americans aren't terrorists. Would an advertiser drop sponsorship of an NRA show? Why?
as usual though, the squeaky wheel gets the grease
all anything isn't what a few represent themselves as but the loudest voices are often assumed to be representing the whole
when you say NRA people don't think about the millions of law abiding American citizens who promote gun safety and home defense
they think of crazy old guys screaming that "you'll get my gun when you pry it from my cold...
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could you Name a dog breed...? please?
better then that, I can give you a link to a list of dog breeds with pictures and info for each breed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dog_breeds
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Which song comes to mind when i say "Black"?
two songs, one right after the other
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If I am 49, no kids, bed confined, broke, disabled since 25, in extreme pain, going blind and deaf with chronic shingles, should I end it?
no, you should stop looking at what is against you and start living.
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True or false? Just over 50% of all Domestic Violence is perpetrated by WOMEN!
true, women are cruel, violent and sadistic
Catherine Kieu Becker cut off her husbands penis because he filed for divorce.
christopher titus, Domestic Violence victim
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If you absolutely HAD to be part-animal, which one would you be?
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If you're a white caucasian male would you date a mexican woman and why?
no, their hot and spicy and
have damn good aim with thrown objects and the tempers of rabid wolverines!
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What is your favorite food to eat in bed?
punani
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Is this Comic really Scary? Link inside I'm too scared I heard it was scary but I'm to wimpy so please tell me all about it please?
i've taken scarier dumps
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Who was funding the Avenger's after Ironman left to start the West Coast Avengers/Forceworks?
Bruce Wayne
Naw, just kidding
lets look at the financial situation for the avengers members
Thor, son of odin, PRINCE of Asgard
Ant-Man 1, genius inventor with many patents
Wasp: janet Van Dyne, a Wealthy heiress
Black Panther, African king & genius inventor
Black knight, titled descendant of a lineage going back to the 6th century (with his own castle)
PRINCE Namor, lord of atlantis...
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Do you have external hard drive?
i have 4
total 4TB
plus 1TB internal
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Any one know of a customizable virtual avatar creation site (like meez or zwinky) that creates avatars which are a bit more cool (inuyasha/Bleack/marvel comics) looking then the kiddy cartoon versions meez and zwinky make?
i'm looking for an avatar creator, not a game site to play on thanx
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What's your favorite kind of pencil?
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What is the WORST THING to say to a 5 yr old when they give you a picture they drew for you?
tell them what you think it is
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Can you enjoy a hamburger served on two slices of bread or just with a bun...
funny you mention it, i recently had a snaffu with burger king in which when asked if i wanted cheese on my whopper i said no, plain
i meant a whopper without cheese, i got home and opened a whopper bun with two beef patties
nothing else
i was so pissed i called the manager of the BK i'd gone to and complained until they credited me a free whopper
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Ballet dancing or belly dancing?
hum, let me think on that
yeah, i'll take the wiggly jiggly belly dancer
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How to begin a street fight?
with a baseball bat from behind
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Do you have any creative suggestions to save the US Postal Service, which is going bankrupt?
better service
improve delivery time and dependability
better hours of operation for offices (by the time you get off work their closed)
basically, be more like fedex
there's a reason usps is on the outs and fedex is skyrocketing
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Do you think that all child abusers should go to prison?
no, some should just disappear into someone's sound proofed basement for weeks of disfiguring, mind shattering torture that leaves them unrecognizable as even having been humanoid
then into an unmarked grave deep in the woods where no one will find them ever again
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Does Stacey Kiebler make you horny?
she's a very sexy woman, but I'd trade her for Liz vicious in a heart beat
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When will Facebook, Pandora, Google, iTunes and Twitter combine into one site and replace the entire internet?
Judgement day
didn't you hear sarah conners?
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What songs best describe you
I'm a very complex, multifaceted indivigual, one sone hardly seems enough to express who i am
but here's a few that i feel a deep connection to.
the soundtrack of my life
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Druidism has just been officially announced as an official religion in the UK, what do you think?
oh sh*t, hide the virgins
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Mc'ee Dee's outsmarts the Pelosiland busybody happy-meal police. Alas, freedom from the nanny-state?
this makes me so happy.
it fills my heart with joy to see a company stand up to the corrupt, interfering government.
it's the god given free will of every parent to decide what their child eats, watches, wears and participates in.
what next, make sugar illegal?
forced aerobics?
gene therapy?
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Where'dja leave your toothbrush after brushing your teeth
If'ya leave it in the bathroom,it gets covered in atomised yuck when'ya flush.
in a sealed toothbrush travel case in the medicine cabinet
i also wash it thoroughly before and after each use
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Why do you hate ginger?
because she was always being a c**k tease to poor Gilligan
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Do Commando's go Commando....Our do they just hang around waiting to....hehe
actually it's probible that the saying going commando started with the Vietnam soldiers who went without underwear to combat crotch-rot caused by the damp conditions in the Korean jungles
(tighty whities held moister against the skin creating a mold and bacteria green house)
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Can you name a website that was once hip, trendy and influential, but is now cast aside and sits in the dust bin of the internet?
heromorph.com
in it's circle it was all those things and more.
it had beautifully rendered photo-realistic photo-manipulations and a forum of appreciative views
now it's mostly poorly drawn 2d pictures and photo-manips so heavy handedly altered they don't even look like photos any more
Classic heromorph content
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What was the last thing you accedently burned yourself with?
a light bulb (couple of years ago)
yes i'm serious, i had a lamp with a 100 watt light bulb (and no lamp shade/strong light for tiny electronics work) on my desk, it had been on a while and i reached over it for a tool on the wall and the inside of my forearm brushed the top of the bulb for a fraction of a second
YEAAAAAAAAAAA!
it formed a huge blister which eventually shrank down to a thin...
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Do cougars attack in the daylight?
hay atack when ever the opportunity for tender juicy young prey presents it's self
or there's a big sale
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my friend cant sing.. but she thinks she can , how can i tell her nicely ? or should i lie she is good
people hate on simon cowell for being mean but sometimes tough love hurts and sometimes it takes a verbal hammer to shatter truly failing dreams before someone wastes their life trying to be something that just won't happen
don't lit you friend be another victum of the music industry because she sinks every cent she has into trying to be the next madona.
there are thousands of people WITH real...
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why do really posh hotels have a bathtub in the middle of the bedroom where you sleep.
have you never seen a cinemax late night movie?
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Can you recommend a free web hosting site, that will allow me to fully use/improve my HTML skills
atspace.com
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Is there a best free web hosting service, or are they all the same? (If you're recommending a specific site, I don't know how to write HTML, so a basic one, please.)
i'd suggest atspace.com for a free host
as for your HTML skills
"teach yourself visually html" by Sherry Willard Kinkoph
"Teach yourself visually HTML and CSS" by Mike and Linda Wooldridge
"Create your first Web Page in a weekend" by Steven Callihan
these books teach you HTML not only through plain English explanations but step by step picture direction as well
best of all you don't even have...
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Is it illegal to grow weed?
i hope not, my yards full of them.
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Having solved all Michigan's problems the GOP wants to require all school children to recite the Pledge daily. Should they be forced to?
strikes me as a little "hitler youth"
also, just like with gratuities, forcing it takes away it's meaning
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I am giving my nephew a piece of flat cardboard for his birthday.
Why would he want an ex-box?
You.
Ex-box
XBOX
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What consequences will there be when I defecate in the middle of a supermarket and rub my fresh, soft, sticky poo around and then eat it?
you'll go to hell for asking this stupid "consequences" question over and over again with stupid wildcard variables
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any cheap suggestions to keep warn in 10 degree weather?
that depends on some variables
what are you doing in 10 degree weather?
how long are you going to be in said weather?
what do you consider cheap?
for example if your going out in 10 degree weather to walk to the bus stop, wait maybe 20 minutes ride the bus to work/school and return later in the day
a warm coat, thick pants, shoes 2 pairs socks and a hat and gloves should do you.
however if...
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if a great white shark took and ate your leg, would you hunt him down for the rest of your life and eat part of him?
No, i'd start a war of genocide and exterminate the entire species
with out eating any
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How to React Properly to an Dog's Threat (See Description)?
sounds like the problem is your dog thinks it's self your equal/superior.
you have to make it clear in no uncertain terms who the boss is.
biting or baring teeth is unacceptable and should be meet with immediate punitive action just as with a wolf packs alpha.
for the dog onto it's back in submission.
your dogs are your pack and have to be keep in their place or you become the beta
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Harold Camping believes people should no longer attend "churches" due to apostasy; but have a relationship with God at home. Thoughts?
having know pastors, ordained ministers, Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses
yes, i think he just may be on to something!
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Should Harold Camping get out of the prophecy business?
he's a broken clock, eventually he'll be right
if he lives that long
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How do I block the website Yahoo Answers?
use the host, luke
that is, edit your host file, here's how
first go to the host files' location on your computer
C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc
find a file called "Host"
now with that folder open, open notepad and drag and drop the "Host" file into it
you will see something like this
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I am a 14 year old male, and my stomach is beating like a heartbeat. I can see it beating too. I checked my pulse, and its not in sync with my heart. At times it goes away, and then it comes back and beats very fast and hard. Somebody please help me.
you have major blood vessels and blood filled organs in your stomach which may be throbbing out of sync with your wrist pulse due to distance from heart.
or you have a xenomorph trying to burst out
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If there was a zombie invasion, who would you want to have alongside you?
Batman
in a who would win, always bet on the bat
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How do you like my new earbuds?
i do not like those at all
i find the hard part around the start of the cable hurts my ears
i prefer this kind of earbud, the wire sheath is soft rubber and gentle on the ear
Candy earbuds
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In the cw show smallville, how does clark kent handle personal grooming? his heat vision is to improcise to use as in the comics, and he wasn't a shaggy hair ball before getting heat vision. invulnerable hair, nails, pimples?
super healing deals with pimples
kryptonite and clippers (both kinds) take care of hair and nails
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In smallville (the tv show) does clark kent ever
meet batman/bruce wayne
not going to happen, same for wonder woman
the A-holes who own the rights won't allow it
each is being plugged for their own movies or tv series' and the copy right holders don't want to detract from the projects that will make them the most money
this is why there will never be a justice league movie featuring the big three (supes, bats and WW)
it's basic greed/conflict of self interest...
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What Smallville episodes show Clark/Chloe strapped down?
what episode DIDN'T have someone strapped down?
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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?
murderers, rapists, pedophiles and drug king pins
but if i had to choose only one, pedophiles hands down
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What high school did Clark Kent graduate from?
should have been "skyhigh"
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Should The M/M teach Clark Kent how to fly & how to shape shift just enough to alter his appearance so no one can figure out his secret
TEACH him to shape shift?
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Why does the kryptonite glow whenever Clark is near it, in the Smallville episodes?
because someone thought we were to stupid to believe it was effecting him unless there was a visible action
like how they have "applause" signs filming game shows that light up when your supposed to clap
same reason star trek the next generation lost the cool palm/cell phone sized phasers in favore of the "dust busters"
they thought we'd think the phaser beams were coming from their hands...
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How come lois lane knows clark in smallvile, but in the new adventures superman with dean cain they met when he started work at the daily planet? which is the correct version?
personally, i take every version, show, movie, comic and book as an alternate/parallel universe situation
except for rare instances when they cross over or spin off
(like NCIS and JAG, NCIS and NCIA L.A)
as for which is closest to continuity with the comic book i'd have to say "lois and clark: new adventures of superman" is the closer of the too but even so not that close
smallville was a...
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What one question will you ask Superman if you are a reporter for The Daily Planet's gossip section?
if you sleep with a human woman, how do you keep from *peep*ing her to death or your ejaculations blasting holes through her?
(man of steel, woman of tissue paper)
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You are making a movie, which musician/s do you hire to compose the sountrack, and which genre of movie? I choose Bear McCreary and Slipknot for my action sci-fi!
for my scifi action epic
music:
U2
meatloaf
bon jovi
director:
Michael bay
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Does anyone here know the title of a scifi action movie about a team of commandos with a genius golden retriever who are hunting a genetically created monster in the jungle?
shoot i know that movie but cant think of the name.
the dog was psychicly linked to the monster and was also genetically engineered.
one of the actors was named haur or hauser or something
i'm gonna hunt for it and get back to you
got it, watchers 3
wings hauser
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111672/
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how to keep squirrels out of my flower pots on front porch?
hey, you know those motion activated singing/dancing/whatever holiday toys?
put some near your potted plants and watch, next time a squirrel comes up they will scare it's nuts off!
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I would like to get my hair like Michael Jacksons in the mid 80's, any suggestions on how to style it, and how to maintain it?
stay away from sparks
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can you live a year without the internet?
yes, but why would you want to?
this question remindes me of this kid who was in a car accident and lost the lower half of his body.
sure he's alive, but with "litterally" nothing below the belt... why would he want to be?
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Were people mean to you in highschool? If yes, how and what did you do to them and about it?(:
yes, i was bullied half to death
what did i do about it?
sorry, the terms of my release include a non disclosure contract
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Did you eat your vegetables?
vegetables aren't food
vegetables are what food eats
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If Satan said everything he said was a lie, wouldn't that be a lie, because if everything was a lie he wouldn't tell the truth and tell you that, making it true, which wouldn't be a lie, but then would be a lie because everything wouldn't be a lie........
it just means not EVERYTHING he says is a lie, just most things
this premise does not indicate honesty, just lying by telling a half truth
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Why my butt hurts?
well you see, although brain tissue doesn't feel pain, the blood vessels passing around and through can become inflamed and prodce what is normally called a headache
the discomfort you are feeling is due to your brain's placement
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Nicknames for the name Hiram?
tiny
zek
doc
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We need to weed out liars form truthtellers. Wouldn't it be great if each lie caused the liar to hiccup long and loud! Perfect, right?
"honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick.
"do you know how fast you were driving?"
"45 officer?!"
Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick.
"is that receptionist prettier then me"
Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick. Hick! Hick! Hick....
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Should you be nice to your kids because they will choose your nursing home?
no, you should be nice to your kids because they are family and that's all we have in this cold cruel world
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how come im a fail
i know it sometimes seems like everything is just sneaking up behind you and jumping up and down on your back but it does get better.
remember first, what others say doesn't matter, you have nothing to prove to anyone but yourself.
second, every failure is the oppertunity to learn
third, change what you can, don't worry about what you can't
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why dont guys have periods
they do, it starts in September and runs all the way through to February
during this "Period" many men undergo violent mood swings and often display vibrant coloration and insane, competitive behavior
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all i ever make is mistakes im a fail
your a genius!
for only in making mistakes can we truly learn
the important thing is to learn something from each mistake.
through out history our greatest inventions and discoveries have been mistakes while trying to do something else
the fool believes he knows it all, the wise man knows he has much to learn
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Complete this sentence: If I could get paid for __________, I'd be rich.
taking verbal abuse
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What will happen if I put my cat in the freezer?
it will die a slow, painful terrifying death and hopefully you will be the special guest star of a prison shower gang rape
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Do you think teenagers today should show more respect for adults? (teachers, parents etc)
as someone who has looked about 17 for the last 20 years, i can tell you there is little respect shown to young people anywhere they go.
as a department supervisor I've had underlings get mad and tell me they don't need some kid to tell them who to do their job.
i've even had one of my employees actually curse me out for using a uv bathroom cleaning test pen and light (as directed by my...
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Why do some of the drivers place hand over heart while National Anthem is being sung to show respect & others seem to not care? Why don't all the drivers show respect? The world watch these races & respect for our country & men who died should be shown.
some of what drivers?
are they American?
for that mater, do you put your hand over your heart when the Canadian national anthem is played?
while you show respect for these men who died, have you shown any for those who lived?
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Is it cruel to make a 12 year old girl apologize to guests right after she has been spanked with a belt for disrespecting the guests?
i don't know the details of this situation but i'll tell you right now, i would use that belt on you if the only issue is not showing respect simply because someone is a guest.
i get so sick of this "respect" worship where children are shown little or no respect and then expected to respect others.
the fact you ask about punishing AND humiliating her shows how little you respect her.
if she...
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My10 yr.old cousin is upset for the past 2 weeks thinking she has been adopted because it had happened that some guests who came home told that her elder sister looks like her mother(ie, my aunt) and nobody tells about her.How to make her understand?
oh brother
my grand mother had 9 kids
one was a redhead, 3 black haired 2 blonds, and 3 brown haired
i'm the son of one of the black haired girls and i look like chubby checker (at least so i've been told) my little sister has red brown hair
one of my cousins is a thin Sylvester Stallone look alike, his brothers look like the kid from can't buy me love and eddie haskle from leave it to beaver...
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How do I politely request that my guests don't bring gifts to my 1 year old's birthday party? In the spirit of not being greedy or wasteful, he doesn't need anything, and as such I would rather not receive gifts. How do I word this
yes, you are in fact greedy and wasteful
depriving your guests the pleasure of giving, you should be ashamed of your self
i feel truly sorry your child has such a grinch for a parent
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my sister says if i paint strippers on my butt i will look like a zebra is tht true?
no, you will look like the bathroom wall of a strip clubs' men's room
now if you pained stripes on your butt you would still not look like a zebra but you could look like a jackass
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If women entertainers/idols can get up on stage in their panties and bra, why don't women walk around in public like that?
tthis is why
women entertainers
average woman on the street
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What is your answer to terrorism?
seriously, terminate with extreme prejudice
terrorists can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with and they can't be tolerated
don't f around, don't make arrests, hit them hard and fast until their noting but grease spots on their cave walls.
this is the only thing they...
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Who would win in a fight with no weapons? A 200 pound man or a 200 pound black bear? My friend (6'3 210 pounds); who sits on the computer all day, feels he could take on an equally sized bear & even one that's 50 pounds heavier than him! Need opinions!
here's the thing, bears have different muscular structure that makes equal size bear far stronger then human
same thing with chimpanzees just ask the woman who's face was RIPPED OFF by a chimp
if your friend wants to win a fight with a bear he has to choices
shoot it or find one the size of a dashuond
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Could a woman martial artist take my dad, a retired 200 pound cop in a fight?
maybe, maybe not
there are a lot of variables here
is your dad trained in martial arts?
what martial art is the woman trained in and how skilled is she?
where is the fight (closed in space, open field, waist deep in mud, etc)
what's the situation? (she ambush him, he ambush her, stand up fight?)
why are they fighting (how important is wining this fight to each of them?)
what is the level of...
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Which is healthier, your mind or your body?
neither
my body is a wreck and my memory has more holes then Swiss cheese
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What would you recommend for sci-fi reading? (Top 5 books)
Harry Harrison's "the stainless steel rat"
follow the adventures of James Bolivar diGriz, who goes by many aliases, including "Slippery Jim" and "The Stainless Steel Rat". as he learns a trade (theft) , finds a wife, is recruted by super spies and saves the universe
David Weber and John Ringo's "March upcountry"
Prince Roger MacClintock is the youngest and least loved child of Empress...
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how do you make female characters in fiction writing that wont offend women and that they can relate to? im writing a fantasy story.
can't be done
if you fond a magical way to make two women agree on anything except beating up on a man the whole world is dying to know
oh, and just to make this even more impossible
try making the perfect woman that all women relate to and don't hate
who also is liked by your male readers
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Sci-fi fans, do you know a trolloc from a triffid or a tribble?
well i now know "The Trollocs are a race in the fictional universe of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time book series"
but as jordan was a turn off that's all i know of them
triffids tribbles i'm very formilior with as a huge scifi fan fro long long ago
live long and prosper \\//_
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i'm writing a fantasy story both genders would like,how do i go about it with out offensive sterotypes of women and men?
you can't
no matter how you write it, someone will be offended
you can please some of the people some of the time, that's the best your gonna get
i'd suggest one of two options
either write for yourself and let the chips fall where they may
or
pick a target audience and write for them.
this is exactly why hollywood keeps turning out so many movie flops
they spend so much time and effort...
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If I really want to get into the fantasy genre, which books do you recommend me reading? Which movies do you recommend me watching?
books are like lovers, one persons perfect fit is anothers date from hell
but here are some i liked, i'll let you be the judge if they are right for you
**** gritty sword and sorcerer with splash of modernism type *****
Simon green's "hawk and fisher series
(imagine a moder world based on magic rather then science, now imagine a husband wife team of sword and ax wielding police officers doing...
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Guys: would you enjoy being arrested by a female police officer?
I've been a very bad boy, officer
and i may just have a few dozen weapons concieled on my person so a strip search may be called for
you frisk me, i'll frisk you
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anyone know of a way around youtube's video sharing limit?
and we're waiting...
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IM A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AND IM BI DO U THINK THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
although i think you are "limiting" yourself, i have nothing but love for two (or more) girls making out
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Is Justin Bieber male or female?
No
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You know you are old when _________________ .
when your 5' 9" and the bus driver doesn't card you for paying half fare
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You're strolling in a park. Bruce Springsteen's playing a guitar, asks for requests. You ask him to play ___________?
born in east L.A
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You know you are old when _________________ .
you look at a couple of giggling young women and think "i'm old enough to be their father!"
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What is something you shouldn't do on an airplane?
make a fuss
yell bomb or fire or gun or jihad or basically anything else
try to open the door
look middle eastern
look or act suspicious
be on a plane in the first place!
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"Rights" - Who or what grants them, are we born with them. Are they from the goverment, God{s}? By what authority are they revoked. They are often spoken of but I am not so sure they can be defined. Are there legal and moral rights, human and God given?
RE: ""Rights" - Who or what grants them, are we born with them. Are they from the goverment, God{s}? By what authority are they revoked."
the answer to all these questions is
it won your rights, defends your rights and it can revoke your rights
all depending on who has it and how many
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Do you think that the Human Rights Bill in the UK has gone too far? - a prisoner can sue, with legal aid (full costs paid) because he cannot have a sex change operation whilst in prison, he sees this as an infringement of his human rights.
if a prisoner wants a sex change, let them have one
and let them stay in the same prison and cell and ignore any screams coming from their cell block
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What does this mean when a guy does the following:
did you "suddenly" undergo a change (increased breast size, skin clearing up, winning the lottery, etc)
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Can you take over the world?
i wouldn't want to if i could, rather take over microsoft
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Would you choose Blackberry or an iPhone?
well, if someone put a gun to my head and said pick one i'd go with the blackberry simply because i hate it slightly less then the diephone
personally i'd take a motorola Q9m or lg env3 over either one in a heartbeat
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Conservative Matthew Vadum: registering the poor to vote "like handing out burglary tools to criminals" Agree/Disagree Why?
moron says what?!
poor are nonproductive?
hey rich B****
we clean your hotel rooms, scrub your toilets, bag your groceries and park your cars
without us unproductive poor, you'd have to do an honest days work
the idea that the poor are all a bunch of lazy welfare cases is stupid
there are always those who either lack high intelligence, drive or opportunities who eek out an existence at the...
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Which singer/performer really irritates you, and you find it hard to watch ?
i don't know if he's a singer performer but kanye west really irritates me with how rude, insensitive and stupid he is to his betters
what he did to Taylor swift alone deserves a beat down
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Have you ever gotten a flu shot and still got the flu?
I have never had a flu shot and never had the flu
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Can you really break down a door by ramming it with your shoulder, like they do on TV? Has anyone actually tried this?
it depends on the man and the door
a few weeks ago the day after having surgery, my mother went to bed and locked her door out of habit
she was supposed to be monitored and when i went to check on her she didn't answer the door or the house phone
basic interior door with slid bolt lock met 280 pound man worried about his mother
damn new doors are expensive
but thankfully she was fine, just...
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What is so great about vampires?
they're always willing to suck
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What software can burn AVI files to DVD?
totalvideo2dvd author
Nero
others can be found at http://www.filehippo.com
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When will Justin Bieber go away?
Some kids have it some kids don't. I was eleven when I was signed
I was on the CMA's and y'all thought that Vince Gill sang high
Then puberty
Played a trick on me
A few moustache hairs
A change occurred
My voice matured
My first single did so good I bought bikes for all my friends at school
A little something for mom and dad like an in-ground swimming pool
ooo
Look at this pimple oh man it...
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do you like beer???
I believe Tim Hawkins said it best
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how do you challenge someone to a death match?
walk up to them, pull off your glove AND KICK THEM IN THE BALLS AS HARD AS YOU CAN
that's it, in a short while IT'S ON
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How do I convert MOV files to AVI for PowerPoint?
go to chinatown, ask for cain he can hel... oops
instead go to filehippo.com, the number one place for malware free freeware and download "any video converter"
it can convert just about any file type into any other file type
http://www.filehippo.com/download_any_video_converter/
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Anybody remember the Monkees?
of course i remember the monkeys
the partridge family and barney miller too
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Have you ever had a disastrous hotel stay?
yes, the last 4 years of my 5 years working at the hotel formerly known as the doubletree hotel downtown dayton (currently no brand "Dayton grand hotel" after losing their franchise with hilton for criminal stupidity)
I am not a quitter and stuck it out when the new owner started it on a downward spiral of epic fail service and forged safety inspection documents
i stuck it out when i lost all...
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Why do women wear garter belts?
women wear them to turn men into drooling idiots who do as they are told
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What was your very favorite cartoon when you were a kid?
I loved so many but the ones that stuck with me the most were G.I. Joe, Transformers and Thundercats
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Why do you scratch your balls when you open the refrigirator?
I don't, most others don't either
and we're not accepting any diner invites from you now
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Is Kim Kardashian mixed-race or white?
mixed race (half sexy and half fat)
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Do you hate it when people judge the way you spell?
i are learn reel god spelling so i know care watt they think
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Can you name your top ten favorite evil Villains? (tv, movies, comics, anime/manga, video games it's all good as long as their Bad.)
here's mine
10. Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
this would be criminal master mind had everything planed out EXCEPT for one out of town beat cop.
9. M. Bison (street fighter)
Raul Julia brought this megalomaniac to life like...
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Do you think it is a bad idea to use the same screen name everywhere you go on the Internet? Why or why not?
not the best idea, it makes it easy to track you and assemble information that could be used against your best interests.
say for example, you have the screen name "joebobsdrivein" as your favorite screen name
now on facebook you mention your family, your school, your reading habits
over on answerbag yiou comment in a question's answer that you have a dog named ben
and on youtube you have 278...
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Why are only young, beautiful girls allowed to be victims in horror movies? Why can't average looking girls get hacked up?
because no one gives a (Beaver construct) about plain girls
they want ro see not sexy babes in next to nothing
and if that means those babes have to get chopped up and fed to gators, maybe we'll see their boobs during the chopping
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What convinces you to stay on a specific website for years and years and years?
lack of change.
i come back to the same comfy couch, the same cool music and the same cloths (black on black with black socks and shoes)
Change is SATAN
change is WRONG
if you stop being my favorite website, you stop being my FAVORITE website and i stop coming back
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What would you name an albino alligator?
my new white belt
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If you found a baby kitten on your doorstep, what would you name it?
that depends on it's appearance and personality
I've had
fluffy
spot
shadow
kit
smoke
buttons
Salem (yes a huge black cat)
tom
snowball
snow (another HUGE cat, all white)
frosty (aloof and standoffish)
rocky
tubby (fat tabby)
mittens (black with white front paws)
socks (all for paws white)
star (white burst on forehead)
princess
tiny (huge Persian)
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When are gas prices supposed to drop?
after the apocalypse when all cars and all people are gone
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am I the only person sick of everyone talking about amy winehouse?
funny, i haven't heard a word about her other then the email from celebrity death beeper saying she died
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Everything I do with my hair turns it greasy. What can I do to fix this? Degreasing shampoos do not work, and brushing my hair worsens it.
stop doing things with your hair
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My boyfriend and I have an infant son, but I seem to resent him and not want him. My boyfriend, however, loves and wants him. What do I do?
seek professional help
and stay the h**l away from microwaves
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What are your thoughts on the Virgin Mary not being a virgin? Is it not possible she lied about being a virgin?
i'd say it is a bolf faced attempt to undermine Jesus' paternity
first convince people mary wasn't a virgin then claim Jesus was not the result of virgin birth.
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What happened to David Carradine?
well that is a good question, it boils down to one of two options
A. he was assassinated in a humiliating display as a warning/example
B. he suffered accidental death during solo fetish play
personally I'm leaning toward option B simply because there's been no real evidence of foul play
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What is the approximate life span of a German shepherd?
that depends partially on the owner
care, love and nutrition effect the life span greatly
generally they live about 10 to 13 years baring accident or major health issues (cancer, degenerative illness, etc)
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Can I put a restraining order on the police?
"the police" in general? no, you can not
an individual police officer you can prove is harassing or threatening you? yes
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Is there anybody above the law?
most of the time
police
upper level rich people
senators
congressmen
high ranking military
popular celebrities
drug king pins
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Should black people should be so angry when someone of another race uses the N-word? I don't think so; I think people should be free to say what they want. what if no one cared if some one said it? Wouldn't the word be harmless? What do u think?
i think that there are people on both sides of the race cold war who are actively working to keep blacks and whites at each others throats
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why do people think pot is so harmless?
no, some of the people who say it's harmless just want to smoke it.
others see the positive benefits of altered states of mind.
take my mother for example, for the last 10 years she has lived in constant pain due to nerve damage from a brutal attack that fractured her skull and broke her nose and left cheek.
if she had access to "pot" she could have an altered state of mind in which she is not...
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How many hours a night do you sleep,on an average?
5, with sleeping pills
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What was the last film you watched at the cinema and would you recommend it?
crouching tiger, hidden dragon
I want my money back AND i want a $ettlement for pain and suffering for having sat through it
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Why does everyone hate Rebecca Black?
I HATE YOU
at first i was like "Rebecca who?"
and then i looked her up on wikipedia and saw she was some girl who's mother brought her 15 minutes of fame as a singer
then i went to youtube and started THE WORST MINUTE OF MY LIFE
then i threw up
why do people hate Rebecca Black? because she worse then sucks, if sucking was an industrial vacuum cleaner, rebecca black is the hard vacuum of deep...
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I like listening to music but I havent listened anything inderesting for a long time...What do suggest?
here's some stuff i like, give it a shot
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What are the BEST WEBSITES TO WATCH THE HARRY POTTER and the Half Blood Prince trailer- MOVIE ONLINE?
I usally use harry7.co.uk and youtube.co.uk.
try tube8.com or moviesand.com
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why are people going on suicide watch all because of harry potter ending, harry potters not even that good
but but it's HARRY POTTER!
he's like...
OK, i got nothing.
i didn't even watch the last to movies
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What does it really mean to own something?
now a days, it means you can keep it at your place and use it in ways the previous owner allow and nothing more
you can't copy it and sell the copies
you can't share it with a lot of other people
and in some cases you can't even destroy it
now, what is ownership SUPPOSED to mean?
you own it, it's yours do do with as you please up to and including copying and sharing it or even burning it if...
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What is something you tend to take more seriously than most other people seem to?
work, i go to work every day i'm scheduled, I don't call of, I don't come late, I don't leave early and i do what i'm supposed to do.
it doesn't matter if i don't feel like going to work, or if i'm in pain or exhusted.
if i don't show for work it means one of two things
I'm dead or in a coma PERIOD
where i work, at least 2 people call off every day, sometimes as many as 6 or 7
people wander in...
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What's your favorite animal?
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Is it true that you can't smoke outside in New York? How exactly does that fit into America's claim to be the land of the free?
it's a matter of "my property, my rules"
government managed public property is for everyone to use in ways that do not impinge on the freedom of others
what part of your freedom says i have to chance lung cancer from second hand smoke?
where's consideration of my freedom?
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what is the top ten signs of being upset with someone
angry stare
making fist
raising fist
PAIN
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Are there any home remedies for losing weight?
yes, try this
put a master lock on it and mail the key to your self, eat once and mail the key to your self again, repeat
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What would you like to say to good police officers who became police officers for the right reasons?
i'd be so shocked on meeting one i'd be speechless
unfortunately, that isn't likely to happen
satan's little helpers don't recruit good guy's
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Do you like Police Officers?
well, yes
as compost
as targets
in caskets
under cars/trucks/trains/etc
with a nice Chianti and some fava beans
impaled on a 7' spike
deep fried
baked
ground to a smooth paste
castrated and decapitated
in cement shoes at the bottom of a river
vacuum packed
frozen solid
against a brick wall at 180 mph
skydiving without a chute
covered in fire ants
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Why do people keep calling Barack Obama the first African American presidential nominee when he is in fact mixed race (father is black, mother is white)? I think he should be called the first mixed race presidential nominee.
weeeelllll...
people who call themselves african American are trying to make out their special cause they trace their roots to africa and they want him as their token "brother who made it big"
people who call others african American see to kinds of people, their kind and "them colored folk" and they want to use AFRICAN american to imply less then full american
the fact that his color is even...
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How do I import Firefox bookmarks into another version of Firefox?
in the menu bar click "bookmarks">"organize bookmarks">"import and back up">
it lets you backup, restore, import html and export html
in your pc directory find
"C:\Documents and Settings\zwatcher\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\i7cdk8j2.default\Bookmarks.html"
use your computer user name in place of zwatcher and your firefox profile id in place of i7cdk8j2.default
now that...
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Solve This Riddle
In the Description
graphite
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Friends NEVER let friends _______!
go to jail alone
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I am 100%sure my nephew is not my brothers child! do I say something or do i test him secretly
you reach out and slap yourself for being an idiot and them you but out and mind your own business
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3 days ago I noticed the knife I use to cut myself was missing, today I found it in my mom's room with all my other cutting supplies. She hasn't said a word to me about what she found. So i'm wondering, does she care? If so why hasn't she said anything?
you mom cares and is torn up inside, she wants to help you but is afraid of making things worse with confrontation
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What has been the most twisted movie you have ever seen?
maybe sucker punch
movie ends with the hero lobotomized and all but one fighter/escapee dead
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Where should U.S spending cuts be to make a real difference in our national debt?
the paychecks of senators and congressmen
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My daughter just told me she poured water in her milk because we had no cereal. Does she need to be kicked out?
considering your response, i'd say it might be in her best interest if you did give her up
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CAN U GET EFFECTED BY THE SMELL OF ANGEL DUST SINCE ITS A STRONG CHEMICAL SMELL? LIKE GET EFFECTS OR SYMPTOMS FROM SMELLING THE CHEMICAL?
do you understand how smell works?
small particles of what your smelling are actually coming off the what ever and entering your nose
the reason snorting is commonly used for intake of drugs is because it is a straight shot up your nose into your blood stream
so depending how much angel dust you smell yes you could get effects
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what do these symptoms seem like to you?
sorry, typo here
I'm 5' 9" tall
not 8' 9"
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Do any of you prefer not to receive flowers as a gift? If so, why don't you like getting flowers as a present?
because i'm highly allergic and prefer to avoid sneezing, itching, coughing, watery eyes which turns in to a cold after spending hours with my sinuses stuffed full of mucus
and 30% of the time the cold would bring along an ear infection
and 90% of the time it will move into my lungs for the next 2 to 3 weeks of coughing and weezing and spitting up foamy clear phlem
so yeah, first sign of...
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Are holidays just another excuse to get drunk for you? Why or why not?
i don't do alcohol
or holidays
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if you were forced to get a tattoo this very moment, what type of tattoo would you get?
I'd...
take a machete to who ever was trying to force me to deface the sacred temple of zwatcher
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What is the best group of super heroes?
i'm going to say X-men
they use team work the most
usually super teams are all "I"
with everyone going one on one or one at a time against any foe or group of foes
although X-men do this to to an extent, they also have their moments of every one helping every one beat every one
while still looking out for the innocent by standers
in the justice league, every problem's a nail and they are all...
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why doesn't oracle have some way of walking?
good question, all i can think is they wanted a non super hero gimp doing the handi-capable thing
which some how feels like an insult to all handicapped persons
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Assuming you could turn it on and off to avoid the worst side-effects, which super power would you have any why?
Sersi's (the eternal from marvel comics)molecular rearrangement powers
create anything, reshape anything
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Who is the most powerful comic book superhero ever?
well, the new hotness on the block is the sentry
the man with the "power of one million exploding suns"
and a psyche as cracked and fragile as a a broken vase glued together by 5 year olds
as for how powerful he really is?
that used to be ARES the god of war he's tearing in half like tissue paper (wet tissue paper)
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What makes comic books so valuable?
mothers!
they throw away comics which results in reduced supply, limited supply = increased demand
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How can I find out how much comic books are worth?
wizard magazine also has a price guide section
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Whom/what do you think is/was the most honest cartoon character and why do you think so?
Yosemite Sam
he said what he thought, took what he wanted and lived with his mistakes
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Can you name the different cartoon caracters that belong to "Walt Disney", "Warner Brothers", and "Hanna-Barbera"?
disney?
fantastic four, spiderman, the hulk
warner bros?
bugs bunny, daffy duck, Yosemite sam
Hanna=Barbera
paw paw bears!
smurfs
super friends
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Which Transformers show is this?
you've stumped me, the only thing i can think of is the old cartoon where the thing is this young guy with a ring on each hand which when knocked together caused rocks to fly to him, forming the ever lovin blue eye'd thing's classic orange rocky form
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who would win, Maul (wildc.a.t.s.) or Giant man (avengers)?
ooh, good one
I'd go with giant man even thought i like Maul much better the lose of intelligence with increased size is a major impediment
with him retaining intelligence and having weapons and strategy on his side, Giant man has to great an advantage
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How old were you when you first came to the United States?
798
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Is it ok for my daughter to use more than 1 large can of AquaNet hairspray a day? Should I let her use more? Could this be bad for her hair?
she's going to go up like a roman candle
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I want to use birth control but have reservations about it. Help? Read description.
get an implant, they inject it under the skin and it lasts for a while
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Who thinks kid should be in school longer?
I think kids should spend more continuous time in school with more shorter breaks
say 2 weeks off at a time between semesters and the school year broken into more, shorter semesters
12 years with the final 4 years focusing on job and life skills
driving
tax prep and accounting (sufficient to handle own finances)
Credit management and self control
typing
computer programing and repair (basic diy...
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the dog ate my homework .. anybody actually use this line ?
no, my dog chewed my star wars action figures apart, peed on my comics and buried a couple g.i. joes but never touched the home work
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What's another website like Facebook or Myspace but better?
what exactly are you looking for/trying to do
different sites for different folks
games and social interaction? gaiaonline.com
music? blender
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In the future, what should we call it when a congressmen posts pictures of his genitals on the Internet?
about average
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Is it illegal to download a program you already paid for?
unless you can prove you purchased the cd and you are downloading a replacement from the same source as the purchase then it is copyright infringement
however, unless you get caught, it doesn't really matter.
i can tell you right now that these companies making a huge fit about their intellectual property rights don't give one tiny dam bit about YOUR rights
dor example, fare use allows you to...
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If an employee of a mobile service provider knew my cell phone number could they look up the details of my account even if it is with a different company? For example, my provider is Virgin and the employee works for AT& T. I really need to know.
that depends on a number of factors.
what service provider you use being the main one
take cincinnati bell, i-wireless for example
if you have the persons phone number and they have not changed their 4 digit pin (the default is last 4 of phone number) you can login to their account from any internet capible computer and have total access to call records and much more
even if they did change the...
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Now we have cars that can park themselves. What's next? Goverments that pay you to sit at home and leech off the system?
na, we already have that, now is a government who gives cellphones to those leeches for free with free minutes too
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What is Your proud history! Are YOU American, European, Asian, Ecuadorian, French, Korean, etc., Tell us details, . Where are YOU From??!!
100% pour american mutt and proud of it
my father was black, my mother a mix of Irish, Scottish, English and Cherokee
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What's 1 thing you are sure you'd never eat, no matter how hungry you were?
soylent green
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What's the last movie you saw, that you regret ever sitting down to see?
cat's eye
that movie traumatized me for life
i saw it as a child and the little troll thing that came from inside the wall to kill the little girl by sucking her breath in her sleep gives me nightmares to this day.
freddy, jason, chucky, zombies, demons, etc no problem but tiny unseen thing creeping around...
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What's 1 thing that is holding you back?
social phobia
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What always helps You to relax?
music
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What's one thing, that will "never" turn you on?
2 girls, 1 cup
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You can use duct to fix ______?
You can use duct tape to fix almost anything on earth and even in space.
just ask the astronauts of the Apollo 13 mission, who owe their lives in part to the miracle of duct tape
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What's one song that's always on your iPod?
safety dance by men without hats
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True or false: You MUST have a coffee to start your day?
false, i prefer my caffeine in pill or tiny bottle form
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What's one music group or artist that you change the channel when their song comes on?
i think they are called the weather girls
the song is "it's raining men"
I WILL NOT TOLERATE that song
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What was Mission Santa Cruz known for?
wikipedia says
site of the first autopsy in Alta California
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Does anyone miss the old Mission Impossible TV series? Where can I find reruns to watch?
try your local library
the dayton montgomery county public library has both the original and the remake series on dvd
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how does a serial killer become?
usually it is progressive
they start hurting animals then move to people, each step takes them further down the path of the dark side
libraries are full of books on the psychology of serial killer
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Which single food has the most calories?
i'm not sure but i can tell you soda pop is liquid fat
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What time do you think a 14 year old should go to bed?
8 hours before they have to wake up on a school night
11 pm on friday and saturday
going to bed shouldn't be a punishment or curfew, it's about health and well bing
lack of sleep is a leading cause of pour grades, pour judgment and pour health
sleep lost can never be regained and the damage to your health is progressive.
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Could a hotel legally evict a guest who's room registration has expired and the guest decide to extent their stay. However, the hotel has another guest who has reserved the suite
yes, we can legally evict a guest but in such situations we try to accommodate both parties
if possible we find another room for the incoming guest, however if they can't be moved do to special needs or etc, we try to find the stay-over guest another room.
if we are fully booked and can't accommodate the stay over guest we will then try to place them with a near by hotel including shuttle ride...
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When you were young was there a nickname others called you by?
yes, now i castrate anyone who calls me that
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Who was your very first celebrity crush?
brooke shields (the blue lagoon)
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WTF!! I just sat through Twilight and...F#$KING SPARKLY VAMPIRES, what the hell? Bella is just a blank slate any angst ridden girl can print herself on and the vampires are SPARKLY, and they play Baseball for fun! Will Vampires ever be cool again?
hummm sparkley vampire studs, a "blank" female lead that girls can imprint themselves on
i wounder why twilight did so well with angst ridden teenage girls?
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What laws do you not agree with, and therefore break on a routine basis?
1. no riding bikes on the sidewalk
my life is more important then stupid law so i'm not riding in the street with those insane drivers!
2. cross the street at the corner crosswalk
once again it is more important to avoid being run over then obeying white man's law so i will cross in the middle of the block where i only have to avoid insane drivers coming in 2 directions
3. no carrying...
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Looking for natural remedies for anxiety or panic attacks?
Glock makes a very good treatment for living in fear
put one of these in each hand and you will feel like you can take on anything
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If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you?
mark walberg, then my life story would be much cooler and involve less of me being beaten and more of the bullies being beaten
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Do you really have fun when you're drunk? If you don't remember what you did when you were drunk, how do you know if you really did?
you'll know when the police show the video at your trial
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You know you're too drunk when________?
your bartender, joe starts looking like a lovely lady
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Name something you hope that doesn't stop working while you're using it?
America's complex food delivery system
if it stops working, we're all screwed
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Need help finding the right software! i want to start recording and editing my own music, what programs would you recommend i look into??
also is there any way i can hook my guitar up to my comp directly to record? or would i need to use a mic & amp?
I'm no expert but i always liked Wavepad for editing audio recordings
Wavepad
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Do you think that union strikes have outlived their usefulness?
unions are like the U.S. Government, a good idea that grew into a bigger monster then the monster it was created to fight
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Do you hate it when you tell a guy you are gay,and he still persues you for a relationship?
blame straight women who claim to be gay rather then just telling use their not interested
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If you were a bully as a child do you now feel bad looking back at the people you hurt? If no why?
i was a victim, from age 12 thru 16
it all started when my family moved from kansas to hell... i mean Dayton, ohio
the first day in our new apartment a kid knocked on the door and asked my mother if i could come out and play.
happy to be making new friends my first day i ran to the door when my mother called me and POW! was punched in the face by a total stranger i'd not even seen before.
what...
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How to get music from computer A to computer B, side by side (desktops)? Both utilize Windows Media Player.
if the pc's are on the same LAN you should be able to share the music file folder
alternatively you could move the cd burner from pc B to pc A
it's usually fairly simple, here's how to remove and replace cd burners
p.s. you might want to buy a dvd burner (starting about 25 to 30 dollars at best buy)
it rocks to beable to burn DVD's for movies and as data storage (4.7GB beats 700mb hands down)...
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I know I'm a loser for watching the Disney Channel but am I the only one who thinks that it sucks now? It used to be good with Boy Meets World, Smart Guy, Brotherly Love. Now it has stupid stuff like Hannah Montana and Phil of the Future.
i expect Mr Disney is spinning 900 RPM in his grave considering the drop in "Disney" programing quality
i remember when Disney made movies, tv series' and documentaries that riveted people to their tv's
now it's little better then chucky cheese
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Why would someone collect unemployment insurance after they have obtained a job? Don't people realize that your social security number will give you away and then you will be forced to give back the money and face criminal charges?
some people are just stupid
maybe they think the unemployment is owed them
maybe they are only working part time (you can continue to collect unemployment if you are working less then a certain number of hours)
maybe they figure the system will miss them in the hundreds of thousands of unemployment claims
maybe they are using a diffent ss number or working "under the table"
as to why a person...
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I'm 15 and pregnant by a 20 year old. Could he face criminal charges?
your baby daddy could face life on a sex offender registry, jail time and gang rape (in jail)
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hi, im 15 and im getting bullied at school. my mum knows my teachers know but they are not doing anything and they just carry on HELP!
I feel your pain and there are no easy answers, even if the teachers or your parents do something they can't be with you every minute.fighting is a double edged sword too
maybe you fight back and win or lose you gain the bullies respect, or maybe they come back on you harder.
my advice is this, try to avoid the bullies as much as possible
make friends with those who will stand with you
if...
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What is a legal conflict of interest?
a simple example of conflict of interest is
say you are taking your landlord to court for wrong doing, now it just so happens that your lawyer and the landlord's lawyer are married
another example is
your suing a company for infringing your patent/copyright etc, your lawyer owns stock in that company, if he helps you win the case, the company looses money and financial security therefore the...
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What would you think if your son treated you this way? See my description.
as the son of an elderly and not quite all their mother i'd have to say there is more to this then the simple description here.
now, first you say it's her house, who is paying the rent/lease/mortgage/property taxes?
second, is it that unreasonable to let him do this chore?
third, how mentally mature and together is your mother in law?
(example, my mother was just ordered to a psyche...
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I like boys. and I would never do anything with a girl, but lesbian porn turns me on. whats wrong with me??? I am not bi, not that I have anything against those who are and I have many gay friends but I am not gay myself. Is this normal?
yes, it normal
relax, hakuna matata
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is it wrong for a girl to like another girl
i don't see why.
girls are very likable
i just love them myself
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Okay, so I finished Firefly and now I'm watching Serenity... Why, for God sake, did this series not make it?!
it was sabotaged from the start.
"Firefly consists of one two-hour pilot and thirteen one-hour episodes. The show originally aired in the United States in 2002 on Fox, although Fox aired the episodes out of the intended order and did not air three of the fourteen episodes. These first were aired with the rest of the series during repeat broadcasts on the Sci Fi Channel."
The Onion A.V. Club...
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How can we increase the speed of Internet?
pass laws to prevent "throttling"
that's when internet service providers deliberately reduce your bandwidth/up and down load speeds.
companies brag they give you X many mbps but in reality they reduce your access when you use a lot of bandwidth or during peak usage hours
which should be illegal.
we are paying for X bandwidth all the time, not just when it's good for the ISP
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Do you have or have you ever had a weird, strange next door neighbor that makes or made you think that maybe there is something fishy going on in his or her house? Did you act like in the movie "Rear Window" when it happened?
no, although they do peak out their windows at me while i'm burying stuff in my back yard at night.
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Please finish: I'll punch you soo hard that...?
your grand kids will be black and blue
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What's the worst prize that you've ever won?
once, at an emplyee holiday party i won a 20.00 gift certificate from the hotel's food supplier for shrimp, raw shrimp.
which i am allergic to
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What's the most senseless or thoughtless gift you've ever received?
dollar store sponge paint roller kit
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Men, if your fiance is raped, should she be stoned to death? (Deuteronomy 22:23-24)
no, YOU should be stoned to death, not the rape victim
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If a child is told to clean their room and replies "after this level", should they be stoned to death?
no, i'd let them finish the level
then i'd take the console, controllers and games and tell them they can have them back when they have kept their room clean and ordered 3 days in a row
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What to do when you can't get any food vendors to apply to your small festival?
hire a small catering service
a mom and pop type that will set up a small stand will do
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What's it like to be in jail?
i have no personal experience, but i hear it's a real pain in the ass
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I drew a co-worker as a witch with a pentagram hat on. On a post-it-note. I stuck it in the office. It was just a joke. Do you think that she or other co-workers can do magic or witchcraft on me with/because of that piece of paper?
witchcraft?
no, not if you don't believe.
possible get you writen up or terminated
YES!
magic, especially curses are a powerful and dangerous thing, IF YOU BELIEVE.
for what you believe will hurt you, has the power to make you hurt yourself
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Which celebrity/politician’s death had the biggest impact/sadness on you? Why?
benny hill
he was the greatest comedian of them all
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I am looking for a specific movie that starred Bonnie Bedelia. She is the actress that play Bruce Willis's wife in the first 2 Die Hard movies. The movie featured her as a mom who is down on her luck. I think it was an afterschool special.
try looking her up at
http://www.imdb.com
or
http://www.mrskin.com
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If an actor/actress could be rejuvenated to become young again, who would you like to see make new movies?
ARNOLD!
i'd love to see another Conan movie or terminator with him back when he was truly badass
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If I said to you that mental illness is a myth, what would you say to me?
your insane
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What songs should not be sung in public?
Devinyls "I touch myself"
George Michaels "I want your sex"
the village people "Y.M.C.A."
Queen "I want to break free"
weird al "which backstreet boy is gay"
??? "santa stan"
mickey avalon "my dick"
Bloodhound Gang "Bad Touch"
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What's the best free antiviruses/spyware software you can get online?
I use Comodo Internet Security
and every few days manually run
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware
and
SUPERantispyware
the best place to find free software is
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When is the last time you asked your children if they have been inappropriately touched by anyone?
if i had kids they would learn early not to trust anyone touching them "like that" and to run and report it immediately
and if anyone touched my kid inapproiatelt, i'd reach out and touch them, between the legs, with my boot, repeatedly
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What is the best quote / saying that you have ever heard?
one i just descovered right here on answerbag
"Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats."
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I knew someone who battered a child with an iron bar because he didn't eat his carrots. Is this child abuse?
yes, please give me a name and address, i really really want to meet this asshole in person, with my 3 lb sledge hammer
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A child who goes out to eat dinner with someone. He piles is plate with food and put some aside to always take some to his brother. It can be a ceverage he would save half to take to his brother. He eats like its his last meal.
with what little info available, I'd say he has lived extremely poor and values any food placed in front of him, also shows great loyalty in looking out for his brother.
what is the question though
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When was the last time someone punched you?
i've been punched about 10 times in my life all unprovoked attacks by strangers.
the last time was outside a public swimming pool when i was a teenager
i was minding my own business swimming when a lifeguard called me over and told me another kid claimed i kicked him in the face and we had to step outside to talk about it and sort out what happened.
as soon as we "me and the life guard" got...
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Hey, i really want to get back with my ex bf but he said he will only get back with me if i give him a bj. should i do it? i really love him. (im 14 btw)
if all it takes to get with him is a blowjob, maybe you should forget his ass
grab some pride, he see's you as a ho, your better then that
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I need some epic theme music.
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Why do I look down upon people?
because your 6' 7" tall and wearing 6" heels?
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Do you know what it is like to completely hate yourself, your life, and your entire body?
is it anything like hating your job, your metabolism and your legs?
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What are some of the movies that Kevin Costner has stared in?
imdb.com
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What is a soft font?
it's a font that ran out of the little blue pills
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How can I sing if I have a very deep voice?
like this
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What NATURAL feeds can rabbits have? Not like organic but natural foods they would eat if in the wild...
my mother used to keep rabits (and hamsters, gerbils, snakes, lizards, dogs, cats, ferrets, an aligator, etc, etc, etc)
anyway, she gave her rabbits long strands of grass
just be careful where you pick it and wash it well
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Is there a place you go that everyone knows your name?
the public library, I've been going there longer then most of the employees have worked there
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I'm trying to find fresh ideas on how to have the groomsmen and bridesmaids come down the wedding aisle. Any thoughts?
yes
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Which housework do you obsolutely avoid and hate doing?
house work? what's house work?
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Who is willing to race a mile against me?
this dude
no guarantee either of you will reach the finish line though
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Why is it that a girl can never be happy with the way she looks?
because she is pounded from wake to sleep with impossible standards of beauty
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I hate college. I just finished my first year. Should I drop out and become a mailman?
look at it this way you can suffer through 3 more years of collage and live the high life in a high paying job
OR
you could have an exciting career in the postal delivery industry
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Do you speak softly and carry a big stick?
no, I speak softly and carry a big Machete!
AND I USE IT TOO
whack, whack, whack!
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Has anyone googled there own name, and what results did you get?
i get
Psychologist
linkedin "There are 11 professionals named ___________"
family tree info for a _____ _____ who died 1668/9
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Which famous singer's voice would you want and why? (anyone living or dead)
Marvin "Meat loaf" Aday
he has lungs like a Tardis and vocal power like a force of nature
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How you watch The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Episodes Online in English?
why would you want to, you can get the same effect by hitting your self in the head with a brick for ten minutes
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What do women really want in a threesome mmf or mff and why
someone actually finishing her off before falling asleep
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Your stuck on a fully crowded plane with no chance of moving your seat. Who would you rather have sitting next to you? a drunk? a loud snorer? or a crying baby?
i'll take lindsey lohan
i hate crying babies and loud snoring is just as bad
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Every Jan 1st I have the right of 2 wks vacations. I am planning to quit. If I take the vacation, come back, work for a week then give my notice. Do I have to pay back the 2 wks? How can I find out without being suspicious?
your vacation is earned over the proceeding year, it is time/money owed you
take your vacation you, earned it
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Is Obama really a Space Alien?
no, your thinking about michael jackson
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Is having your pants down low, attractive?
only to homosexual prison inmates
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i'm thinking about giving up women, i'm 22 never had a date.
wow, a whole 100 times?
you quitter
do you think your the only one who doesn't look like brad pitt?
i've seen a guy with backward bending knees who looked like an alien bug who found a woman
there is a guy with a huge misshapen hand covered in scales who found a woman
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Where can I go to watch or download the 3 seasons of the Avatar the Last Airbender?
netflix
blockbuster
family video
redbox
the public library
your local anime/manga dealer
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what do you think about when you listen to this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PphfX86eNJU
how much i hate AB spam
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Most employers want you to give a 2-week notice if you plan to quit, however they can fire you on the spot, sometimes without what some people would consider to be a good reason. That doesn't seem like a level playing field. What do you think? Comments..?
it's not fair at all
and depending on their excuse for firing you, you may not even be eligible for unemployment
the law should back up a standard practice in some companies of verbal warning, write up, termination.
except in instances of extreme reason for immediate termination (drug use, fist fight with co-worker, a danger to others, theft, etc) a violation of company policy should be met...
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Why is there so much hate in the world when everyone wants to love and be loved?
i don't know, why don't you ask Joe Quesada, he's the one who destroyed spider-man's marriage
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If it was socially acceptable for men to wear skirts and dresses, like it is for women to wear shirts and trousers, would you?
some of my ancestors have worn socially acceptable "skirts" for generations
and before you laugh, remember they made a sport of throwing heavy objects!
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In your opinion what does America stands for?
football, greed, world domination
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What is one TV show series that everyone should watch?
legend of the seeker
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What is the target date for the US to be paid up on the war in Vietnam?
9784
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Where can I play every video games I want for free?
in fantasia
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What's a better small investment in case of anarchy, gold, or a gun, ammo, and water purification stuff?
seriously, in a worst case scenario you will be best served by possession of gold (no matter how bad the situation throughout history gold has been desired), weapons (to defend what's yours from those who WILL TRY TO TAKE IT BY FORCE), can food/non perishable food items and finally medicines
1st, you have to eat to live
2nd, you have to protect yourself from others who need to eat to live...
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What sucks?
not the 8 Pound Oreck XL Upright Hotel Vacuum Cleaner
a 20 pack a day smoker with 1 lung and emphysema produces more suction then those pieces of crap
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Would you be able to handle being a politician, what, with the attack ads and all?
sure, i wouldn't respond with my own attack ad's, instead i'd SHOW what i';m doing right and let that speak for it's self
if all you can do is throw mud, you must be pretty dirty yourself
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Who's your favorite and least favorite Harry Potter character? (movies or books)
Favorite: Hermione Granger
Hate: Harry palm... i mean potter, He's a Dick sucker
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How do you feel when you know you have to get up for work in the morning?
it all depends who i'm working with.
there are a couple people who make me not want to come in cause their selfish, bitchy, "no body does as much as i do and this company couldn't make it without me" attitude.
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How do I get information on a family tree?
try a gardening center or nursery
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Few months ago i was playing a video game my wrist started hurting,now it has been months. everytime it feels better then i play the game too hard or i jam my wrist and spend weeks trying to make it better night and moring it is the worst any help ideas
sounds like stupiditis
"it hurts when i do this"
THEN F'ING WELL STOP DOING IT!
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Is the Marvel Universe big enough for two Captain Americas?
bucky needs to take off that cap costume and burn it, he is soiling the name and image.
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Do you have to be exactly 18 years old to sign up for the PlayStation Network?
yes, every young person has only one brief moment to sign up, just as they turn 18 and only for a couple of seconds, then it's to late and you never can sign up again if you missed the magic window
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After coming down with a sore throat & body aches. I poured less than 1/2 capful of peroxide in my ears as a remedy for cold/flu. My throat feels better but now one of my ears is hurting. Any advice on what to do for the sore ear?
don't pour 1/2 cup of ANYTHING in your ear!
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Ugg my throat has been hurting for forever. anyone have ideas to help me get better?
see a pharmacist they know almost as much as doctors, give free advice and can direct you to the over the counter medication that will help you just as well as the prescription crap
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if i could choose my death, i would die ___________________
celebrating my 110th birthday in bed with 3 gorgeous 18 year olds
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With co-workers like mine, I pray for _______.
a pair of AK-47's and a box of grenades
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My three friends were living together, two of them dating. She cheated on the one guy with the other. We've all been friends for almost 15 years. I feel the need to say something to the offending parties. What should I say/How should I go about it?
first go to the bathroom, address the sink and say to the person you see before you "hey dumbass, mind your own business before you wake up some day with a bullet in your head"
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is it okay for my boyfriend to look at pornsites and even go to online dating sites...almost daily? We've been together ten years...idk
well, i don't know what HE'S doing on there but personally, i go to porn sites for an extra thrill, like putting some hot sause on your eggs you know
as for dating sites, it depends on what he's doing
if he has a paid account i'd worry.
however, i find that dating sites often contain a better selection of the girls i like to look at.
many have search functions that allow for filtering by hair...
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I just saw on the news that a 6 year took a spork knife to school to show his friends and eat his lunch with it,and the school suspended him and he faces going to reform school.What are your thoughts on this?I think it is ridiculous.
let's see, what is the most dangerous weapon available in schools today
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Do I install my fence posts on my side or my neighbors?
if on the out side, people can use the cross boards to climb up and peek over your fence
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I moved into a home where the neighbors have an existing fence on the property line. I closed in the rest of my backyard with a fence. i now am painting the fence but my neighbors says she does not want the side facing my property painted
depending on relations with her i would either continue my fence at the same height as hers just inside my property line and paint it as i see fit, or if i want to butt heads with her i'd continue my fence just inside my property line but a foot taller then hers and each board would be painted alternating puke green, pumpkin orange, fire engine red and dayglow yellow on the side facing her...
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How do i keep myself from getting horny?
Helboy uses a belt sander/grinder.
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is there any girls willing to trade naked pictures?
or wants a webcam show/will provide one?
NO
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Now that Superhero Movies are back in fashion....What actor do you think would make a terrible, awful, Captain America, in case they decide to make a New Captain America movie?
will smith as steve rogers aka captain america
before you say naw, never happen, remember
Ally Catwoman
Blackified Nick Fury
Beyonce wanted roll of wonder woman
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I'm starting to take interest in Superheroes like Hawkeye and Captain America. Can anyone recommend some key issues?
well there's the issue of captain america taking a boy into nazi teratory and getting him blowed up
there's the issue of clint's criminal record
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Ive decided for my theme of ink on my right sleave I was going to add a Captain America...anyone have any good pics I can bring to my tat artist? Ive googled but I just get repeat images over and over.
try looking through these
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=captain+america+tattoo&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g2g-m1&aql=&oq=
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what tv or movie characters are your heroes?
Doctor Who
Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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What if everything learned from fossils was a lie? what if god created fossils to test mankind?
to whom it may concern, in writing this question i did no't express well what i intended in the question.
my intent was to suggest that maybe fossils and fossil fuels were created as part of a grand design that we don't understand.
that maybe they are the challenge to faith that proves the faith.
what is light without darkness, what is faith without the option not to believe.
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Can you hypnotise someone into staying alive?
9 out of 10 psychotic police officers agree the best way to make someone want to live is to threaten their life dramatically
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Help! I need to share a file between two computers at two different locations. I have run a few websites so I have hosting if it needed to work with a database or something. Please help me find the easiest option to share this file.
if you just need to be able to work on the file at either location I'd suggest a flash drive
if multiple people need access at the same time try a free webmail account like inbox.com that has file storage, give everyone the user/password and they can download/modify/reupload from any pc.
Google doc's also has sharing capabilities.
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Does anybody know why IronMan appeared at the very end of The Incredible Hulk? What direction is Marvel Comics planning to go with that?
it's long term planing
they wanted to tie hulk and iron-man together, they will probably also do a tie in with the captain America and Thor movies so they can push through the ultimate avengers movie
just as DC wants to do a justice league and if the wonder woman movie ever gets made will likely have tie-ins to the green lantern, superman and batman franchises
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IN THE MARVEL COMICS UNIVERSE, IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES THE ABOMINATION THATS ABLE TO STAND UP TOE TO TOE WITH THE INCREDIBLE HULK? THE THING, JUGGERNAUT, ANYONE?
there's a lot of people who can go toe to toe with the hulk, it's just that while they get tired, hulk just gets madder and the madder hulk gets, the stronger hulk gets.
Watchers
Shaper of Worlds
Thor
Galactus
Ego
Beta Ray Thor
Surtur
Orka (in water)
Hercules
Terminus (enhanced by armor)
Stranger
Kurse
Absorbing Man
Gladiator
Forgotten One
Iron Man (I) (enhanced by...
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Am I the only one getting tired of all the meaningless sex in entertainment?
Yes!
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Which of the 5 selected do you think are the best special forces in the world?
I'm going outside the box and saying
Israeli Mossad
the hottest fire makes the strongest steel
and theres no hotter fire then the middle east
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What is something that you hope will happen to you in the near future?
elena satine will fall madly in love with me and marry me
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What saps you of your energy?
women!
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fantasy football parody, who'd be on your fantasy X-men team?
1. cyclops = team leader ?(the bad ass classic Xmen/ before X-factor version)
2. Jean grey = (x-men animated series version)
3. Rogue = cause turning an omega level mutants powers against them is a huge help (pre-siege perilous/separation from ms marvel's powers version)
4. colossus = power house (the marauder massacre bad ass neck snapper)
5. shadowcat = stealth ninja supreme (excalibur first...
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What do you call metal details on clothing?
Armor
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What part did Superman play in the founding of the Justice League?
not really much of one, he was sort of the guest star founding member
"The initial Justice League lineup included seven of the DC superheroes being published regularly at that time: Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Wonder Woman. However, Superman and Batman barely featured in most of the stories, not even appearing on the cover most of the time."
but much...
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Do you prefer to use public transportation? Why or why not?
as i'm visually impaired and don't drive or know how i don't really have a choice.
my city is an extremely hilly and widely spread out town and the bus is the only way i can reach work, the store and other locations
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After the rescue of Capt Richard Phillips by the US Navy, a Somali pirate has said: “From now on, if we capture foreign ships and their respective countries try to attack us, we will kill them (the hostages)." Your comments?
there is no piracy problem that can not be solved by a liberal use of high velocity ammunition
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I really want to give my boyfriend a bj?
the same way he'd ask you to marry him, on your knees!
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can someone please help me find an atractive shemale in east county sandiego
google transsexual escorts with your city
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Could you please share any saying of yours that has the potential of becoming a famous quote?
"I'm not evil, i only work in hell"
"i don't fight, but mess with me and i'll kill you"
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my husband is having back spasms and is coughing up blood. what does this mean?
now i realize that some people can't afford to go to the doctor when they want or need to but in this instance fuck the bill, worry about that after your husband isn't DYING!
coughing up blood is nature's way of saying "hey, you is royally fucked! you need help ASAP!"
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Who or what is the biggest enemy of the mankind?
mankind itself
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What is the most irritating thing you can think of?
at the moment, this burning itchy cough in my chest that came with a side order of dripping sinuses
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What are good jobs for someone with a bachelor's degree in Business with a minor in anthropology/archaeology?
school janitor
no, really, i know a school janitor who has a bachelor degree in business although i think his minor was journalism or something like that.
he moonlights as a camera man for DATV he local public access network
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Isn't it true, in the strictest anthropological sense, that there's really no such thing as a "Native" American, because even the Cherokee, Sioux and other tribes can trace their DNA origins to other places, outside of the continental USA?
no, my friend bucky's people were native to america long before the redskins came
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Why would a man have a 20 year relationship with a woman and only calls her when he wants her and makes her feel great but always states he likes being alone.He is a good man and is like this with male friends as well??? No one can ever get inside?
sounds like he's been hurt before, if you let people in it's harder when they leave you
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I'm a straight woman. I watch porn and look at Playgirl because Hot, Sexy naked men turn me on! In bed I would be so into it with my man.Do most men like this in a woman or do they prefer a woman who is Bi?
personally, although the idea of a second woman is a turn on psychologically, I'd prefer a one on one relationship where i didn't have to compete with a plumbing expert when it comes to cleaning out the pipes
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You will be isolated for a long time with a group. A 300lb straight woman, tranny 20% woman to man, tranny 78% man to woman, a Gay male, and gorgeous straight woman try to get at you but the hot gal wants to get paid big. Who do you give a shot to?
i'd shoot the fatty first, once she's gone the rations will stretch much further.
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Do women like muscles or is skinny guy with a big dick just as attractive?
well, if you believe porn even a short, fat troll (ron jeremy) can bag any woman with his giant talent
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Is life just killing you no matter what you do?
Death is the only way out!
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How can animal rights activists work to discredit, dismantle, and ultimately destroy PETA?
by exposing PETA's Hypocrisy and genocidal war on puppies and kittens
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If a man and a woman are mentally retarded, have a child that is mentally retarded and then have two more for a total of three mentally retarded children, should society do anything to prevent them from having more?
g.w has three kids?
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My hands are huge for a girl! Any other women with very big hands? Mine measure 7 3/4" from fingertip to wrist... I absolutely hate when people ask to compare hands with me. Any tips on making your hands look smaller?
have you considered your hands turn them on and they just looking for an excuse to touch them, maybe even trying to come on to you?
people worry to much about their physical appearance, some were out there is the guy (or gal which ever you prefer) who will love you and your hands.
there are people attracted to big hands, small hands, long legs, short legs, no legs, big breasts, tiny breasts,...
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Do you think men notice big hands?
My hands are huge for a girl! I am tall, 6' , but still my hands still seem huge for my body. Any other women with very big hands? Mine measure almost 7 3/4" from fingertip to wrist... HUMONGOUS!
forget about your hands, get a hard hat
i'm serious this world is made for hobbits!
i'm 5' 9" and i hit my head on something almost every day (bus door ways, signs, branches across sidewalks, etc)
not to mention bath tubes, i haven't stretched out in a bath tub since i was likie 12 or 13, now a days baths are tiny like wash tubs.
and don't even get me started on these damn short hobbit beds...
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why do i have big hands as a 16 year old girl
1. your going to hit a growth spurt and turn into a sexy 6' 3" amazon
2. one of your parents is a brain sucking aliens with huge hands
3. you need to wash them in hot water so they will shrink
4. you don't have big hands, everybody else just has small ones
if someone mocks your hands just remember what they say about bif hands
"big hands, big fists!"
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How do you stop a big mouth from running there mouths?
for those whose opinion you care about, explain to them that you dumped this jerk ex-friend after you caught him stealing and wearing your panties, now he's making up lies about you to get back at you for dumping him
for everybody else just say you didn't want to hang out with him any more after you caught him and his dog/cat/hamster/etc in a compromising situation
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How do I tie down a mobile home?
the same way tou tie down your woman, very carefully.
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What kills less people than terrorism other than pot?
the real horror of terrorism isn't death, it's lack of life
how many people speand each day just existing in fear of terrorism?
how many children can't play outside because their parents fear they will be victums of terrorism?
how many peoples daily lives have been disrupted by torroriam?
add those to the number of the dead and see if the tally's still so insignifagant.
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Can I spank girls butt?
sure, as long as you don't mind them "spanking" your face, spraying you with pepper spray and or their man violating your right to life
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What do you think is the biggest man made disaster?
the united states government
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Can democracy thrive in Middle East?
yes, as soon as there is only one human being alive in the middle east both peace and democracy can thrive.
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What should happen if a Siamese twin shot and killed someone, but it has 2 heads, and each arm is controlled by a different head, how should they be sentenced? Would they spend time in prison?
the shooter for murder and the non-shooter for accessory to murder
he/she was there and presumable did not prevent the deed
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Americans: please explain Thanksgiving to me. As I understand, some Native Americans helped out your ill-equipped, starving ancestors with food. Which they repaid by stealing Native American land and committing genocide. Who is thankful, and for what?
you forgot raping their women, introducing addictive substances.
anyway, the descendants of the settlers are thankful the native Americans were so gullible and easy to swindle and kill
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When Americans first came over hear and they killed all the Indians would that be a genocide if it is why isn't it in the history book or mabey it is its just sugar coated i think it should be called the native American genocide
it wasn't genocide, only attempted genocide (there are still native americans alive)
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Why are we as a society so hard on 'pot' and yet so lienient on artificial colours and flavours?...one kills and one don't?
well d'uh, it's because pot is F.U.N. and the religious Reich can't stand fun, they'd take the pleasure out of sex if they could (as it's only supposed to be for procreation anyway)
what you need to remember is that society as a whole are sheep, they follow who ever is put in front of them.
sometimes their led to the pastor and sometimes to the slaughter
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Isn't it ironic that society tries to legalize abortion, (kills) yet ban cloning? (begets)
not really as the ones advocating abortion are usually the ones advocating cloning and the ons against abortion are usually the same ones against cloning
what's ironic is that the religious Reich want to play god by telling women what they can/can't do to something within their own bodies while at the same time condemning cloning as "playing god"
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how long does size increase last with saline breast injections?
really good question, you see all the time women starving themselves to fit a dress for a reunion or special function, why not get a top up in the up top just before and be the pam anderson of the party?
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Can you be 'hot' if you have small boobs, or just 'pretty' at best? Men's mags are filled with big boobs! My boyfriend likes big better, I don't feel sexy enough. Men are always drooling over big ones. I don't have a great face nor butt either :(
personally i have always preferred smaller, more pert and perky breasts.
one of my biggest turn offs is when the breast folds over on it's self creating a fold/pocket under the breast
like this
if you can store stuff under your boobs, you better have the greatest personality in the universe...
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My breast are way to big for my body. I am 5'6 and 114 pounds and wear a 38C which loooks like a D on me. Does anyone have a way for me to make them look smaller???? PLEASE HELP....I can't even find clothes that fit me properly or anything.
do you have any idea how many women would kill their own mothers to have what you got for free?
stop worrying about proper fit, get a tiny tube top and start exploiting some horny men!
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Can I use any wireless phone for cricket service?
here's the deal
technically you can use any sprint, verizon or metropcs phone once it's been flashed to cricket's connection software.
in actual practice cricket tampers with the service of know flashed phones.
they will feed you lies about the phone not being compatible for internet and picture messaging but the truth is their system is set up to disrupt/deign wap/mms service to all non oem...
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My Verizon contract is up and I'm looking for more minutes/price than they offer. Cricket has the best prices, but I've heard customer service is poor. Does anyone with experience with Cricket in San Diego recommend them?
also, if you only care about talk, text and picture messaging try pageplus
excellent by the minute service (and you can use your verizon phone without having to pay to flash it)
pay as you go minutes
100 minutes and 4 months air time for 10.00
400 Minutes and 4 months for 25.00
as well as monthly plans
1200 minutes +1200 text/picture messages w/ 50mb data for 29.99 a month and unlimited...
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My Verizon contract is up and I'm looking for more minutes/price than they offer. Cricket has the best prices, but I've heard customer service is poor. Does anyone with experience with Cricket in San Diego recommend them?
as a cricket customer, i can tell you, unless you enjoy hitting your self in the head with a nail studded board while being raped and robbed, don't switch to cricket.
five minted on the line with customer lack of service would turn mahatma ghandi into a swearing, alchohlic murderer out to kill cricket customer service personnel.
the only thing more frustrating then cricket customer service is...
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What pissed you off today?
DP&L for wasting my time and ,aking me dial 1 for english in OHIO, U.S.A.
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I just opened an EBAY account but it didn't ask me how I would be paying. I put a bid on an item. How exactly do I pay for it?
if you win you will be taken to a order page asking for mode of payment (visa/mastercard/paypal) best to use paypal cause if something goes wrong best chance of getting your money back.
also if you don't receive the item within 2.5 to 3 weeks of sale/payment contact seller if not satisfied by 3.5 weeks file a complaint if you wait more then 30 days your screwed.
also watch out for S&H bait...
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I created a account just too bid on a item i can't retract the bid.Now i am freaking out that they might banned my main account there.Is there a chance they might now banned my main account?
yes, i know a guy who tried to sell a phone on ebay, the buyer kept the phone and was claiming he didn't get the item even though the tracking number says the package was delivered to his adrress.
ebay/paypal ruled refund so my friend closed his bank account connected to the account (they got the phone, he wasn't going to return the money) but when he tried to open a new ebay account with the...
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I paid for hand made item on Ebay but the seller never shipped. Kept giving excuses like, my mothers very ill, then it was the seller herself had surgery...I thought I was being kind by giving her time to complete job. Is it too late to get my money?
let the buyer beware!
if you don't receive your item in three weeks and are getting nothing but eccuses from the seller, run don't walk to ebay/paypal and file a claim, unless you live in the middle of the amazon rain forest or something it shouldn't take that long to reach you. if a seller is dragging their feet they are probably waiting for the S.o. L to run out so they get product and money...
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How do I open Brinks wall safes?
semtex
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If like Santa and the Tooth Fairy, you found out God was not real, what would you believe in?
snata and the tooth fairy aren't real?
but... but what about all the money i've spent on traps and poisoned egg nog?
what about the soviet radar unit i'm waiting to arrive and my anti aircraft guns?
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who are your top ten female fighters from comics, anime, games, tv and movies?
Wonder Woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_9PYiqiQPw&NR=1
Big Barda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPlSdns_n1E&feature=related
Chun Li
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GWr9z-PSMM
A-ko
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICiNsGCwvBA
Buffy Summers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7up4a-V-7IY
Alice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy7cQATek2Q
Hit-girl...
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What do you call volunteer work you do for other countries?
treason?
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How do I activate Nero 9?
if you hate your computer that much why not just pound on it with a baseball bat?
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Can someone please help me? I'm looking for a blackberry phone with unlimited text messages. I don't care about the internet. What's the best phone & plan for a 16 year old. Unlimited text messaging is a must. She's going through minutes fast
get her a boost mobile blackberry
starts at 60.00 a month for unlimited talk, text, pix, internet. basically unlimited everything.
PLUS
they have a promotion called "shrinkage" where by every X amount of on time payments your monthly bill is reduced by 5.00 down to 35.00 a month
best of all there's no contract and no credit check
check it out here
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I have Sprint i was wondering if i have unlimited Text messaging can i SEND AND RECEIVE picture messaging?
picture messages are sent over the same connection as internet and requires a data transfer fee/plan
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Should I file a complaint against the cashier ?
maybe she contaminated your purchases, or maybe another shopper (the same one who gave the cashier the flu???) infected one or to items, or your shopping cart.
maybe one of your family members picked up a bug from work or public transit?
maybe flo flu used the atm before you did.
thing is, put your self in the cashier's shoes, would you come to work if you were that sick if you had any other...
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My daughter asked the tooth fairy in a note what she did with the teeth she collects. She responded that she uses them to make her fairy dust. She lost another tooth and wrote the tooth fairy a note asking how the tooth fairy gets money. Any suggestions?
rent the rock's movie "tooth fairy"
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whats the best and worst kind of bras to wear?
best
worst
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I am 14.my breasts have started to grown(swell).all these days i never wore a bra,but my friend told me that whenever i wear a tight dress my nipples become very visible.so she insisted me to wear a bra.so what type,size of bra should i take,how to wear?
you'll get more boys without a bra (girls to if you like that sort of thing)
I have it on good authority though that no bra at all is better then one that's the wrong size (can cause pain in any/all areas that it contacts. especially ill fitting straps)
find a store like Victoria secret and get fitted correctly for your comfort
bra's are like shes, the wrong size HURTS
source
I grew up in...
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I often see older comments disapearing from a thread. Of course it often renders the thread non-sensical. Anyone else notice this? Why is it happening?
i've noticed comments vanising too
sometimes as little as my "thank you" for a helpful answer other times entire threads.
just now i had alerts saying i had comments on three of my questions and when i opened them all the answers had no comments posted and no "like" signs either
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Just found out from a medical record my GF had STD eight years ago. When asked she admitted it and also admitted it was with a guy she never mentioned to me before... I feel depressed because i asked her about all this before !!! Any advice?
yeah, advice?
GET YOUR SELF TESTED!
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For people watched the series Dexter on Showtime. How did it stack up to other series on HBO? I thought it was will written and also well acted myself. What is your favorite series?
it is one of my favorite shows
i can really identify with dexter (no i'm not a serial killer or anything, just have trouble understanding and relating to other humans)
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Out of all the series on HBO or SHOWTIME which is your favorite and why?
pen and tellers bullshit
i've always loved those 2 and also love exposing the truth
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Name both: 1. something that is currently legal but should be illegal and 2. something that is currently illegal but should be legal.
1. citizens groups (mothers against freedom, parents against freedom, etc against freedom)
people with nothing better to do then go around trying to force there beliefs and choices on others. banning books, multimedia and games, forcing the closing of adult entertainment stores and clubs, shoving their preferances down everyone else's throats.
2. Prostitution: legalized, prostitutes could be...
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How many of feel that any priest that molest, rape, or sexually abuse should be treated like a criminal and be penalized?
frankly i believe ALL child molesters should be treated like bad dogs, neutered and locked in a cage. the first time and put to sleep if they ever even sniff at another child again.
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What comforts you when you aren't feeling well?
music
i'll load up vlc player with my favorite mp4's and rock the sick right out.
music is POWER!
it speaks directly to your soul
lifts you up and fire's your blood
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What is the most overrated thing you can think of?
professional sports
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What was the last time you read a really good book? What book was it?
i just finished side jobs by jim butcher and i'm reading Midnight's daughter by Karen Chance now.
i am as bad as yomiko readman when it comes to books, even had a few small bookalanches myself
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What is the most frustrating thing you can think of?
calling customer service
no matter what company, no matter what time you call you always get that same indian guy who barely speaks english and doesn't even know as much as you do about the product you are calling about.
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What would you consider to be the wildest ride of any kind that you have ever taken?
camel ride in sedgewick county, ks
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Under what circumstances, if any, might you not report a crime to the police?
man or men jump a wife/woman beater or child molester and deal him permanent life altering pain and suffering
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What is a song with a radical political or social message?
signs (cover by tesla)
and
land of confusion (cover by Disturbed)
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They are remaking your favourite movie and you get the chance to play the main character, who will you be?
NC-17 live action remake of the anime Ranma 1/2
i would be boy type Ranma and wound "close the deal" with akane, shampoo, ukyo, Kodachi, Hinako (adult form), Azusa, and all the other wild girls who become obssessed with ranma
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What would you recommend to me if I'm looking for relatively mainstream movies with the hottest sex scenes?
wild orchids
war of the roses
mrskin.com (web site about sex in cinema)
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How do you get over the embarrassment of wearing flip flops and sandals for the first time? In the past, I've always worn socks/tennis shoes. still a bit shy about wearing them around family and friends since I've never really worn them before.
don't worry, i'm sure Zebadiah and Ezekiel have seen feet before, now ya'll run along back to amish paradise ya hear
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Who is the African American boy in the Tyson Chicken Nugget Commercial?
his name is either
token black
or
racial stereotype
you know how much token and racial love them some chicken
"would ya'll like some watermelon with that?"
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I have nothing. No family. No friends except my dog. I have a BS job. Nobody likes me. I have scars from 3rd degree burns all over my body, including my face. Should I just kill myself? I hate my life so much. I need honest opinions please.
just remember this one this, when you pull the trigger, jump, what ever, that's permanent. theres no take backs, no second chances, nothing.
so once your dead and find that what ever is waiting for you (burning hell, void, frozen hel, teletubbies, what ever, that's what your going to be stuck with, FOREVER!
as bad as your life seems right now, it's better then many people have.
just down the...
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i just leave my bf i think we have no future togther but he loves me so much should i go back or just hold on and wait for the one
"he loves you so much" you are thinking of going back to him, how do you see no future with him?
do you love him?
or do you just not want to be alone?
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Here's something I've never quite understood: You and your S/O have called it "quits." A "friend" decides he/she wants to hook-up with your ex-. Is this okay--or NOT? Your thoughts, please?
i think it is a double edged sword
on the one hand you may still have feelings for your ex
on the other you may never want to see her again.
either way if a friend is dating her yo have her still in your life thru them and you have to watch them being happy with someone else
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My husband is 71. He wants to skydive. He's never done it before. He's in good shape. Should I encourage him,--or discourage him? (2009-10-21)
that depends, how much is his life insurance policy and are there any clauses prohibiting payouts for death by jumping out of a perfectly good death trap... i mean airplane, depending on a few dozen yards of rope and cloth to save him from one of the mist powerful forces in the universe, gravity
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who is the brunnette in the new anti Strickland political commercials?
this commercial, who is that woman?
RGA TV Ad: Ohio - Ted Stirckland "Twice" from Republican Governors Association on Vimeo.
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Can i use any mouse on an Apple Mac?
be careful, some mice bite, especially if you squeeze them to hard while scrolling
they come in ball, optical and even cordless
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Hi! I am having troubles regarding school. Please read the description below. Thanks.
well, it sounds like the "popular" kids are up to he standard "abuse the nerds" antics
the best revenge?
ignore them, do exceptionally in school, get a great job and when your "old friend" Julie comes begging for a job hire her as a janitor
or you could just tell one of your other friends, where YOU will be over heard, about how julie tried to "come onto you" and after you told her you don't...
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i 13 years old and i am a girl i met this guy on internet and it made me masturbate how many times is this normal a day btw hw is a lot oldr
it's completely normal for teens to test fire the equipment
and unfortunately
it is also quite common for pedophiles to contact horny teens online, lure them into meeting, rape and either murder them or sell them to pimps who addict them to drugs and put them on street corners servicing the scum of the earth until they get aids or overdose and die
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I'm a 19 year old man, i masturbate 4-6 times a day? Is this normal? I simply cannot function without wacking off, i get so arroused by girls i see during the day that i can't do anything but fantisize so i go to the bathroom at work and do it there?
dude, you really need to A. get a girl friend
B. stop playing at work before your boss catch you and
C. do it at home before/after work
why you shouldn't jerk it at work
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I masturbate 2-3 times a day everyday (if possible) but not only when i watch porn i also think about the girls i hang around with is this normal the girls are 15-18 btw i am a 13 year old boy
no, obviously there is something seriously wrong with you, 13 years old and ONLY 2-3 times a day.
are you taking medication that could be impairing your plumping functionality?
have you been diagnosed with low hormone production or something?
but seriously, 13 year old's eat sleep and breath sex, it is perfectly natural to fantasize about classmates, female friends, teachers, celebrities, just...
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can anyone tell me the name of this gorgeous redhead?
sorry, all the image link got lost in translation, here it is again
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The Venom Symbiote can bond with any living entity. One child has suggested it would be cool to see Venom and Hulk get together. What fictional or non-fictional person would you want to see Venom meld with?
Venom and killer croc (batman)
or venom and darla demples
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Are switchblade knives legal in Colorado?
Illegal - State Code: Criminal Code Section 18-12-101
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What is a female postmaster called?
postmistress
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Pepper spray (capsaicin) is legal in my province. Under what conditions could I spray somebody? How much should I use on an attacker to subdue them? (A bit more than a table spoon comes out for every second used)
this stuff is shit, unless you are in a hazmat suit with air filters don't mess with it, you might as well try to defend your self with a water balloon full of boiling water
IT GOES EVERYWHERE INCLUDING BACK ON YOU
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Is it true that wasp spray is better to ward off an attacker than pepper spray is?
as someone who just tonight used pepper spray i suggest YOU DO ANYTHING, upto and including slitting your wrist and spraying them with your own blood, rather then mess with this shit, i might as well have defended myself with one of those bug bomb floggers, the stuff went outin a cloud that enveloped my hand, arm and part of my face while barely reaching my attacker.
i'm on right now looking...
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What are little purple stains that kind of look like small bruces?? They just one day appear on my hand, and next day in my arm,my face....and fingers.....today I just find out I have them in my legs too! Im scare!
if you can't afford a doctor visit do the next best thing, see the pharmacist at your local drug store, if he freaks, covers his mouth and runs away, etc you in trouble, but it's probably nothing and they know more then doctors anyway.
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Is amazom.com a good place to buy? i want to get my daughter the soundtrack of the labrynth and i dont think they would sell it in stores, and ive never bought anything from the internet any ideas?
Labrynth soundtrack on eBay
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Is amazom.com a good place to buy? i want to get my daughter the soundtrack of the labrynth and i dont think they would sell it in stores, and ive never bought anything from the internet any ideas?
from my personal experiance, it's a little more work to get what you want with ebay but it's often cheaper then amazon.
I use mozilla firefox and have the addon's "add to search bar" and "organize search engines"
which i used to collect the search boxes from ebay, amazon, google product search, tigerdirect, pricewatch.com and many local stores like walmart and bestbuy together into a "shopping...
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Where can i buy nes games besides these websites www.gamecitadel.com jjgames.com www.nintendosforsale.com also is there any stores that sell them also if it was bought online please only mention it if you bought from there i want to make sure
look in your local yellow pages for stores selling used electronics and such
in dayton, ohio is a store that sells vacuums but it also has video and pc games
one of those little mom and pop stores
there is also stores like gamestop although they are phasing out the older games to make room for newer stuff
or you can try eBay or amazon.com
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How do garter belts work?
they increase blood flow to certain parts of a man's anatomy
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If a remake of "Dirty Harry" was done today, who would play the part of Harry Callahan? Also, what modern handgun would be used to replace the antiquated six gun & puny 44 magnum cartridge of last century?
I'm gonna go with Jason Statham (the transporter) packing a .50 cal Desert Eagle
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Ok im 20 years old (gay male), my boyfriend is 27. latly he doesnt call me back when he says he will he would make promise that dont come true (ill pick you up early so we could go do this but picks me up late day.) he just lazy w/ me now. one yr.
sounds like you are the cow.
in the begining he had to lure you and rope you in
but now your the quiet little domesticated cow in the barn waiting for him on his schedule.
you need to jump the fence and make him chase you again
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what is your favorite (none porno/naked ladies) prison scene in a movie or tv show?
Mine are all in "the watchmen"
1st the scene in the lunch line when Rorschach (without his mask) dumps fryer grease in the face of a prisoner who is trying to kill him and then says that he isn't locked up in there with them, THEY are locked in with HIM.
Your locked in here with me
2nd when when silk...
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Does anyone go to the movies anymore why or why not?
not as much, many theaters are closing down, just as the drive in's before them
why?
the theater experience is becoming something you can have at home with a big screen tv, dvd or bluray and surround sound
so theaters are losing customers and their fore raising rates it is getting closer and closer to the tipping point, the point at which the only people who can afford the theater will be the...
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Name this movie or tv show based on just the scene description... PLEASE!
that sounds like some thing from will smith's bad boys or Rambo's tango and cash
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Is anyone here besides me excited about the movie Vampires Suck which is a parody of the Twilight series coming out on August 18?
I'm sure excited.
but until then heres another funny twilight parody i came across
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What's your favorite movie or television show that included 1 or more talking animals?
The Cat From Outer Space(1978)
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What is one of your favorite lines from a movie or television show?
my al time favorite is from a cartoon called mighty max "I can Live with that"
Spike: [dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me!
Norman: [drops him] I can live with that.
Spike: [falling] I'm not through with you yet!
[An avalanche of snow falls on Spike.]
Norman: Wrong.
see about 4:55 from start
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Don't you just hate it when you watch your favorite movie on TV and they cut your favorite scene out?
Yes, i do
the first time i conscousely noticed it was "Blade" on tbs or maybe tnt
the scene in the final battle where frost becomes the blood god and Blade realizes he's made of BLOOD and hits him with a bunch of anti coagulant injectors.
they edit it so badly you don't even know what happened to frost
here is the unedited scene
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What is your all time favorite sci-fi movie or tv show?
that is so hard, i go through scifi entertainment like a fraternity goes thru beer
but one of the very top favorite would have to be the last starfighter
this average joe, no special powers or super black ops fighting skills just a great video game player saves the universe
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What is a conflict of interest?
a conflict of interest is when you are in a position of deciding something but one of the choices favor you in some way or you have a personal interest in a particular outcome.
examples
it would be a conflict of interest for a judge to preside in a murder case involving a close friend or relative
it would be a conflict of interest for a president to make policies favoring big oil when he is an...
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I hate my job and it doesnt pay well. I love my girlfriend... I only get to see her on weekends. I hate my life 5 days out of 7... odds are against me. Life still worth living every second? How can I reach happiness?
all i can tell you, one wage slave to another, is be careful of shining opportunity, don't burn your bridges even if you find what seems to be a better job, make sure you leave the old on terms you can possibly be rehired if the new job turns out to be smoke and mirrors.
as for life worth living, you have to days a week with the woman you love, don't knock it.
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What do you do for a living? And do you hate or love your job?
I am a career hotel employee with over 10 years experience.
I hate what my employers do to me and my job.
after 4.5 years of hard work and perseverance at one major international chain i looked at my life and realized that job was a dead end with no future so i gave up annual 2 week vacation and 5 to 10 cent a year raises for a job with a bigger international chain's local hotel where i...
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How do I remove asbestos siding in Pensacola, Florida?
I'd hire professionals, death is nothing to play with
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which was the most "bad ass" doctor?
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Right after the sex scene between Nite Owl and Silk Specter it shows a man dying, he's wrapped up an bandages. Who's it supposed to be? (Watchmen: movie)
the stupidest nig who ever picked a fight with a super badass famous for fucking bad guys up terminally
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF7i4-V1zq4
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When Chevy Chase starts spewing out all kinds of epithets after finding out he was getting NO Christmas bonus, in "Ntl. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation", I laughed my head off! It's about what I would have done! What is YOUR favorite scene in that movie?
in NLCV, it would have to be the cat under the chair with the electrical wire ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!
but my all time favorite chevy chase movie moment is when he snorts the demon powder in "Modern Problems"
can't find the full scene any where but heres the end of the scene
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If George Lucas was a young director in Hollywood and looking to make a new movie titled "Star Wars" in 2008, who should he get to play all the characters from todays actors pool?
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Is GEORGE LUCAS - LUCAS THINKING ABOUT A FIFTH INDIANA JONES MOVIE?
I think Indiana needs a much deserved rest, let him settle down with one of those slap happy women and make some little jones'
how about some modern day movies with the son or grandson of Indiana jones?
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Should George Lucas make any more Star Wars movies?
I'd like to see someone make some post reture of the jedi movies and maybe some distant future/past movies too scip 1000 years ahead or go into the distant past like what is the origin of the jedi/sith conflict?
who were the first force users?
how did the lightsabre become so entrenched in their orders?
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Would you rather film companies throw away CGI in favor of 80s style special effects?
i'd rather see a blend of the two, each has pro's and cons together they can make effects better then either could separately
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which is the best teenage movie ever?.....
based on fame/name recognition, fast times at ridgemont high
the phoebe cates red bikini pool scene alone has become an american movie icon
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How do baseball card stores or comic book stores earn enough income to stay in business?
by buying collections from next of kin and at auctions and selling them to collectors for much more then they paid
however many of these stores have gone out of business or are on the razors edge of going out of business.
the real question in todays market is how any business stays IN BUSINESS.
for example take cell phone stores, you'd think they are cas cows cause they are selling products for...
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What is the last movie that you saw and HATED?
X-men origins: wolverine
plot holes you could drive unicron through
no continuity
pandering to everyone making a movie for no one
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What was the last movie you saw? Loved it or hated it?
percy jackson, the lightning thief
loved it
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I'm a boy and like cheesy romance movies. Am I the only one?
no, there are lots of homosexuals who
I'm kidding, sheesh
cheesy romance movies are great
usually they have hot girls and skimpy outfits
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What is the biggest mistake you've seen in a movie that made you feel so fustrated?
X-men Origins: wolverine
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What movie reminds you most of the summer when you were a little kid?
summer of sam
hey, when i was a kid i lived in Wichita, Kansas during the time of the BTK killers rampage.
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Do you have to have a Blu-ray machine to watch Blu-ray movies?
no, you could just set the blu-ray movie on the coffee table and watch it, it's almost as much fun as watching paint dry
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Can you name all the movies seen in this amazing movie compilation?
link is broken, video was removed from sellouttube
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How much did"Spider-Man 3"cost?
me, $12.00 more then it was worth!
I want my money back and i want to be paid for pain and suffering due to having sat thru the first 40 minutes if this waste of film
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Movie Poll: 9 to 5 or Tootsie?
shouldn't this be tootsie or Mrs. Doubtfire?
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What did you think of the moive "Remmber me"?
i forget
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Who is the all-time biggest badass in movies?
Godzilla
ranging in height from first appearance at 50 meters tall to a whopping to over 100 meters tall
the king of all monsters is the BIGGEST bad ass to ever appear in a movie
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Can someone please explain WTF this is (Description)?
oh, this is easy, it's a demonstration of why you should not smoke crack during your pregnancy as your child will be like these people.
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Hypothetically speaking, if vampires were real, could a person ingest edible silver and ward off vampires just walking around?
which vampires were real?
there are so many "species" of vampires each with their own powers and weaknesses
for classic "universal" vampires a nice garlic loaf a day should do fine,
for viral vamps you would do better with an anti coagulant dart gun.
robot vampires "knight's" you need a good knife and some kick ass martial arts moves
some vampires have no exploitable weaknesses or their...
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If darth Vader cut out Lukes eye ball instead of hand would he have gotten a robotic eyeball?
the whole point was a "like father like son" thing where luke would see himself becoming more like his father as anikan had also lost a hand
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What's your top 2 favorite Nicolas Cage movies?
i haven't seen the sorcerer's apprentice yet but right now my two favorite are
Kick-Ass (cage plays Big Daddy, a 1/2 punishes 1/2 batman father of one of the baddest little ass kickers who ever lived Hit girl
and
Bangkok Dangerous
very believable as a pro hit-man who's riding the jagged edge of burnout
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Why do so many Anime have homosexual overtones?
for the same reason all other media has
the gay's are taking over the world, one ass at a time
but seriously, gay is the new token black
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Do you think the new M&M/Pretzel commercial has homosexual overtones to it?
at least no Gerbil's were harmed in the making of that commercial
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What's a must watch cartoon?
the 80's G.I. Joe real American hero cartoon series
knowing IS half the battle
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Do you think 3D is going to be popular ?
i'm afraid it will be, it's a stupid gimmick that ruins everything it even looks at so of course the mindless masses will love it, like crack
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Who wants to pull the plug on 'American Idol'?
me me me me me me me me me me me
can i use the gong now, PLEEEAAASSSSEEEE
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Is Jennifer Lopez' career over? She supposedly is replacing Ellen de Generes (Ellen resigned) on American Idol. Why would she do that?
no matter how famous you are
the bills still have to be paid, food has to be purchased and all that bling don't come cheap either
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Who would you pick to be an American Idol Judge?
jay from jay and silent bob
Penn Gillette from Penn and teller
and
Angelina Joli
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What is the name of an 80's TV show where the opening intro was an alien hand closing over the earth? I don't think it's alien nation or V. It may have been a movie? The aliens(?) had bruises on their faces.
could it have been the "war of the worlds" tv series?
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A friend is trying to find an American TV show from the 90's, something to do with the devil and he perhaps has a son.. Sorry to be so vague!!!
only thing springs to mind is "little nicky" with Adam sandler
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I am trying to find a show with 2 guys &a girl they crashed in the Himalays and came away with powers
I am the expert on "super powers" shows but i need a little more info
1. is it live action or cartoon"
2. is it a tv series, one shot tv show or made for cable movie?
3. do you remember what any of their powers were?
there are hundreds of shows where people gain powers in the forest/mountains so this isn't easy
hit me back with anything you can think of about it and i'll see what i can dig up...
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Who is the best comedian in the world.
Benny hill hands down
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Can you mate a Chinese dwarf with a Robo dwarf hamster?
only if the chinese hamster is assimilated by the borg first
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how do i kill a leprecaun or dwarf
dwarves are a hard and hardy people but can be killed with conventional weapons, poison, electricity and dragons.
leprecaun however are more demonic in nature and much like freddy kruger are impossible to kill
being of the fae folk, they are vulnerable to cold iron so you best bet is to trap the leprecaun inside a cast iron safe, weld it shut and cover it with radiation labels then bury it in...
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name of a Saturday Morning kids show about a girl robot lived with a familycame on in the late 80s early 90s
small wonder with the little girl android daughter/maid vicki always causing problems
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Which of the animated shows is your favorite
Ranma 1/2
the story of a teenage boy martial artist, cursed to transform into a girl when splashed with cold water (hot water restores him) his father (cursed to transform into a panda), and Ranma's many many fiancees and martial arts challengers.
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What do all of you think of the TV show Wife Swap?
I'm eagerly awaiting the "jenny/jerry springer" tragidy that this show is just dying for.
when some wife gets raped, punched out or killed.
i hate this s**t show and want it to die and burn in hell.
(my mother sits around my house watching EVERY DAMN EPISODE!)
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Do you remember any of these shows?
just these, i loved them
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Do you remember any of these shows?
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Anyone else want to help me give Captain Jack Sparrow his birthday spankings?
can we use the nail studded paddle soaked in blue ring octopus venom?
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Do you want captain Jack to rescue you?
no, I'd prefer Ramona (blond form)
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The actress who plays the "old cougar" in the t-mobile commercial is Jenna Hicks........does anyone know of a website where more can be learned about her?
have you tried these
http://www.imdb.com
http://www.mrskin.com
...
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Old cougar in commercial
um, which commercial, which cougar and what about it.
the only thing that springs to mind is the woman from "friends" in the ads for her new show cougars or something like that.
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Anyone else fing the current 'Halifax' bank TV adverts incredibly condesending & amateurish?
actually, i don't remember seeing them, but speaking of adverts, anyone else thing the new old spice ads are gay as a pink tutu?
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Were you given a nickname in school that has followed you as an adult?
yes, in school i was dirt poor, had like 2 sets of clothes, etc
i also had the same name as a popular cartoon character famous for being rich.
in school it was a for of abuse calling me this name because i wasn't wealthy, now people call my the same stupid thing cause they think it's cute.
one of these days someone is going to say "hey Richy Rich" once to many times and I will be on the evening...
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What do you think Family Guy character Stewie's sexual identity really is?
I think his gender identity is so fucked up there isn't even a name for what he is
either that or like a horny dog, he'll hump anything that holds still long enough.
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How do you insert the Flex Headset by Body Glove?
lots of lube and very slowly
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My husband has a facebook account but I am unable to create my own facebook account. I have my own e-mail address but when I try to login to facebook it always reverts to my husbands account? What can be done?
download and install google chrome, firefox or opera and use that instead of the browser he uses, then it's impossible for his to load cause the browser won't have his password
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OMG! OMG! ANSWERBAG LAUNCHED A MOBILE VERSION! YOU CAN SURF AB ON YOUR PHONE NOW!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL?! WHY DIDN’T THE STAFF ANNOUNCE THIS ON THEIR BLOG?
where, i haven't found it
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My boyfriend is really upset about losing his job. He can't find work. He is mopy and irritable. What can I do for him to make him feel better? Please don't give me a smart ass answer.
give him a BJ
I'm serious if that don't make him feel a little better, your doing it wrong
also don't push him, losing you job and not being able to find another can be emasculating
be there for him just don't crowd him about finding work
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Graduated in March, still can't find a job, what can I do that is free/low cost that will keep my mind sharp during this time away from school/work until I find something? I read about 6 magazines a month, 1-2 books a month and online every day, help?
BOOKS!
the library is full if great ones
look around 000 thru 025.00 for computer manuals you can learn a programing language, how to use photoshop or any of a hundred other marketable skills
take up writing, there are a lot of web sites for amateur short story writers to get feedback on their work, you could write the next twilight or harry potter.
find free or low cost classes at local...
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My boyfriend isn't physically abusive but he emotionally abusive he told me i won't find a man better then him no one would love me like him he don't won't my family around me if they call he tell them i'm out the only places i can go is home,work
allow me to translate his "jack ass" braying into english
"you won't find a man better then me" = "i'm an abusive asshole and will never find a girl half as good as you so i want to make sure you don't leave me"
"no one would love you like me" = anyone would treat you better then me if given a chance so stay away from everyone"
"i don't want your family around" = "if you had anyone to...
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My teenage daughter has packed in college and won't work. she's presently laid out on the settee making my home look a mess and won't budge. She won't get out and find a job. What can I do?
you need to close the purse, close the kitchen and treat her like a boarder.
tell her she doesn't get jack unless she earns it
she wants dinner she better get the yard clean, she wants to watch tv, the attic needs cleaning, she wants more close she better do _____________ and we'll hit the thrift store after.
she want's money, something new, etc she better get a job and buy it.
the fact is...
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I spend every day worrying as I was laid off from my job and can't find work. It is literally making me sick. People tell me not to be afraid because there isn't much I can do. But I still keep losing sleep. What can I do to feel normal again?
pray for the wisdom to do what you can and the courage to not fear what you can't change.
also lower your expectations.
flip burgers at McDonald, bag groceries at 7-11, mow lawns do what ever it takes to make it through, remember pride and a buck 50 will get you a cup of coffee, (buck 50 by it's self will do the same)
the important thing is always tomorrow, if you can make it one more day you...
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Google will soon have the technology to let you identify someone with just a photo from your phone. What will happen then?
bounty hunting success rates up, witness protection success rates way down
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A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?
nothing, but you have to pat 0.10 shipping and handling
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What accounts do you have on the internet? like myspace,facebook,etc.
i have more accounts and personae (i write, draw, do photo manips, design work and marketing, i also build sites and personea for others, some used some not but each subsection of my life takes on a personality and identity of it's own) then i can remember, all have their reasons at the time and all are stored away in my browsers password manager but many will never see daylight again simply...
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My X (and i'm 99.99% positive it's him) has created a fake profile on myspace, sent a friend request to my new b/f, he accepted it. Should we play along and start sending "her" messages and ask to meet then have me show up? I really want to burn his ass.
and who's ass will burn when you and your new b/f go to meet this "woman" and she is real and upset to be played?
or you go to meet and it is your old bf, who secretly had a crush on your new guy?
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I sent my bf a myspace friend request nhe looked at my profile but didnt accept my request. I asked him about it n he says he is going to delete his page. He still has it. he checks his emails and facebook when I am in the shower or cooking. fishy?
ok, first is his profile private? if not then what could he be hiding?
however if it is private he is hiding something, maybe flirting with other girls (or guy's) maybe his porn obsession, mayby the fact he is a closet mime
the important thing is, just because you are together doesn't mean you have to give up all of your privacy, I'm sure their are things you don't share with him too
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Are you a member of a social networking site (myspace, facebook, twitter, ect)? Do you play the apps? Do you ever make fake accounts so you can have more members that you need to finish the game?
no, i hate the "apps" i joined myspace when it was a personal web presents and social interaction site now it feels like a comfortable bar turned chucky cheese / euro disney
I do have one alternate persona, my pen name and alter-ego who is far more outgoing and adventurous but i don't use him to double up or cheat anything
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On Facebook and Myspace do you accept friend request from people you don't know?
generally if i get a friend request from someone i don't know, i will check out their page first to see what they're about.
if it's a generic account page i know it's likely spamers and reject
if it's someone who has gone to the trouble of making an individual page then it comes down to if they have value for me.
that is, is this someone who has something in common with me (like...
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Do you consider us winning the war on terrorism if no acts happen where you live?
winning the war on terrorism? are you crazy we got our asses kicked worse then Vietnam!
the terrorists won
don't believe me?
then why are security people looking at practically naked airline passengers via full body scanners?
why can you not take toothpaste or shaving cream with you on your plane trip?
why does every man, woman and child in America know the name of the leader the taliban when...
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Can you propose a citizens arrest if you see a police offier run a stop sign or commit some other crime?
sure you can, here just sign this life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary first.
cause that's gonna go over about as well as chris rock at a midnight, back woods, no witnesses KKK rally!
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Many cops argue that it is important to give speeding tickets because speed the leading cause of accidents. How can it be that driving 65 is safe but 66 is not safe? How can such a generalization be accurate?
speeding tickets have nothing to do with safety, it's pure extortion.
if the government wanted to stop speeding they could have limiters in cars that prevent exceeding the maximum speed limit.
and it would be a felony to tamper with your cars limiter.
with modern technology it is even possible to set different limits based on geographical location.
but that costs money instead of earning it...
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What do you think of writer/producer David E Kelley's tv series: Doogie Howser MD, LA Law, Picket Fences, Snoops, Chicago Hope, Ally McBeal, The Practice, Boston Public, Boston Legal?
good show but Doogie Howser MD's premise was ridicules, no matter how advanced, no patient or co-worker would ever take a kid doctor seriously in real life.
I loved ally mcbeal, especially after they toned down the cartoony wildtakes.
the others i couldn't care one way or the other, they just didn't hook me
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Does enjoying Ally McBeal make a guy gay?
What could a straight man possibly see in this show full of beautiful woman who have trouble staying fully clothed?
a show thats sweet, funny, irreverent and sexy?
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I am working for a corporate company as a manager and the boss decided that when ever the register is short money that it will be taken out of the managers paycheck that worked that shift. Is it legal for them to do this?
sounds like a job i worked at once, i was in charge of the register from midday to close, owner ran from open to midday and then came at close to count the register print the receipts and lock up.
here's the thing, when he worked instead of putting the money in the draw he put it in his pocket, made change from the draw some times and from his pocket others, his entered prices and claimed he'd...
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In a battle between Alien, Predator, Freddy, Jason, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, a pirate, a ninja, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Kratos, and Master Chief, Who would win? Give a detailed description of the battle.
mr rogers in a blood stained sweater
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Why do most girlslikeit when boy come in there mouth and then after urin
in there mouth?
would the "most girls" who "like it" you are talking about happen to be employed in the adult entertainment business?
and would the reason you believe they "like it" be because they said they do during a video or movie?
and finally, have you actually ever seen a woman naked, live, in person who did not expect you to put dollar bills in her garter belt?
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why people enjoy anal sex ?? anus is not a sex organ !!
people get stimulation in many different places and many different ways.
take me for example, the palms of my hands are extremely sensitive and just a light stroking in circles on my palms can send shivers all the way up my arm.
then there are some people who reach an orgasmic state thru certain kinds of pain, not necessarily a hammer on their toes but a light flogging or getting a tattoo
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In your opinion,whats the worst type of internet virus,and how bad is it once it gets into your computer,i had a trojan virus in my computer,it took me a mnth before i was able to use my computer.
wow, a whole month? you need to fire and then sue the person who was working on it.
most professionals can have you up and running the same day, with in 2 to 3 business days at most.
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I have a strong sexual attraction to my math teacher. Im 15 and hes 25, I dont know what to do. I have fantasies about him all the time
"but I can't stand the thought of him leaving before I got the chance to do... Well, anything with him"
yeah, anything with him.
you mean like sending him to prison?
or destroying his future?
getting him branded a registered sex offender for life and insuring he will never teach again?
you must really like him don't you.
with friends like you, who needs castration and prison gang rapes?
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i just found out im pregnant and its with my BF who held me down to have sex with me after i said no
"he says i'll get in trouble if i tell"
what he means is HE will get sent to prison where guys a lot bigger then him will hold him down and rape his ass after he says "please no, don't rape me" and cries like a 5 year old with a nail through their hand.
as for keeping it a secret, in a month or two the cat is going to be out of the bag no matter what.
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Facebook just disabled my account with no reason and with no warning. What do I do?
unplug the cable from the back of your neck and get a real life.
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If you could have Mimic's ability to simultaneously mimic the power of five superbeings at half strength each, who's powers would you try to mimic?
mesmero: hypnotism
Gladiator: half of superman level strength, invulnerability and so on is still class 50+
sersi: matter rearrangement
invisible woman: invisibility and force fields
Galactus: 1/2 of the power cosmic is still THE POWER COSMIC!
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How should the U.S. deal with the issue between Gaza and Israel?
America needs to sit down to a big, huge bowl of "minding it's own damn business"
the middle east has been a hot bed of conflict for centuries and no matter what anyone does it will continue to be one for centuries to come.
the only way the middle east will ever be at peace is if someone nukes them all. as long as two human beings live there they will be at each others throats until one is dead.
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What kind of weapons do aliens have?
well considering that aliens would have very advanced technology to get to earth in the first place, i would guess some form of directed energy weapon.
here are my reasons
one, mass = fuel use so they would want to minimize mass,energy is going to be lighter then matter like lead or other projection materials.
two, energy is more versatile look at star trek varying the energy you can get...
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should i sue the local public transportation bus company for stealing my time? about 120 hours a year in late buses
i mean really, between late buses in the day, very late breaking of the line up in the evening and buses that don't come at all, i'm losing a lot of MY time to these fools while every year the fares increase and bus service declines.
in the last 20 years bus fair has more then doubled, almost tripled and they have stopped many routes and removed every other bus stop on the routes still running....
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I continually receive the following message in IE7 - "The webpage you are viewing is trying to close the tab. Do you want to close this tab?" How do I stop this message from appearing? Any suggestions? Thanks
the best solution to these and many other annoying IE actions is to grab your K-bar and slit IE's throat in other words switch to another browser
there are several to choose from
Firefox, Opera, google chrome
the real point is, as long as you use microsoft's browser, YOU WILL GET PISSED OFF on a daily basis because quite simply it is one of the worst, most annoying, virus and crash/problem...
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Firefox shows the little "x" on each tab so it can be closed, even when that tab is not the active tab. This sometimes leads to accidentally closing a tab when I go to click on it. Is there a way to only make the "x" show up on the active tab, like IE7?
get tab utilities
not displaying those other "x"s is one of the many options it gives you
it's a great way to take control of your tabbed browsing
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losing my home of 14 yrs, 1st time i hav $ 4 nice gifts 4 xmas & have to use it moving and now ab sucks ass, why shldn't i just kill myself?
to those of you i have interacted with in my time here, goodbye and good luck, I'm out of here.
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who do i get classic (good) answerbag back? like "older version" on google
i meant gmail old version, sorry
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Why did Answerbag have to go gay on me?
there is not even a word in any language on earth to describe how awful the new answer bag is.
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Do u like new answerbag?
NO! I HATE HATE HATE THIS CRAP. I'M GOING BACK TO YAHOO ANSWERS IF THIS IS WHAT AB IS BECOMING1 and yes i meant to shout this.
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The Bible says that a day can be a thousand years in the eyes of God, God does not have a since of time that is like ours. Is it possible that the seven days that God took to make creation may have taken thousands or maybe millions of years in Gods eyes?
this sounds suspiciously like the opening for one of those evolution and religion an both be right arguments.
however, even if "day" was 65 million years long, still it says clearly god created man in his own image, not god created monkey and evolved him into man
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Are you a tit for tat person ...?
no, i'm more the "give them enough rope and let nature take it's course" type person
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Have you ever made a phone call from a computer?
yes, it was the most frustrating thing imaginable.
took me longer to get thru then the actual call
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My feet have been itching uncontrollably for the past 24 hrs. The day before, it was my hands. What's going on?
sounds like a brain tumor
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My knuckle above my pinky finger is really swollen, bruised & squishy. i dont know if it is broke, fractured, busted, cracked or what. it's from punching a couple of walls & stuff but yeah, my wrist is hurt to.. what do you think it is?? plz help, thnx.
natures way of gently suggesting you GO TO THE F'ING HOSPITAL BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR HAND TO GANGRENE!
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Anyone else having problems logging in to bankofamerica.com?
I've been getting please try again later for over a week
i would have called then after 12/24 hours!
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I am of 18 years and want to improve my height can i improve it ? if yes how? (please note that i dont want to take any medicine for that )
the only way i know of to increase your height is very painful and time consuming.
usually only dwarves with extreme issues even consider it.
see they install braces around the limbs to be stretched with screws driven into the bones then they cut the bones and slowly over time increase the space between the two bone ends, incougaging then to grow to meet each other and widening the gap so the...
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Why is it people hate Dragonball Z so much? I understand the Anime was made alongside the Manga and since it took Akira Toriyama time to draw the series, they had to occupy the time with something. ie. Powering up. Can anyone fill me in? Thanks.
generally i liked DBZ, the long filler segments were annoying sure but once the action started it was worth it.
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Ok my dad wants to know this.
when girls go poo, they only take about 3-5 mins. there in and out. But when guys do, they take like 10-15 mins. Why does that happen?
women eat like birds and go more often
men eat like MEN and don't go every half hour
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What does Santa Claus have for Christmas dinner?
mrs claus on silk sheets
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Do you check or clean the top of a pop can before you open it ? Why, or why not?
always, as a teen i saw the conditions inside a warehouse where cans of soda were stored, i stopped drinking from cans for years!
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What'cha reading?
me, i'm reading Demon Mistress by Yasmine Galenorn, the latest in the otherworld series featuring the D'Artigo sisters all three half human and half fae
Camille: Moon Witch and member of the wild hunt
Menolly: vampire
Delilah: were tabby cat/black panther triple changer and Death Maiden
as they fight to protect the mortal world and prevent the demon loard shadow wing from...
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How do you make a dog take a pill?
usually you have to pin them, put the pill in the back of the throat and hold their mouth shout while rubbing their throat in a downward motion to encourage swallowing.
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If your a girl, do you like bad boys? If your a guy, do you like good girls?
I prefer Women who are good at being bad.
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Would a weighted chain mail shirt be good to build endurance?
yes, not only will it be constant weight training, but running from the cops causse they think your another nut who's seen a few to many king author movies will increase your endurance.
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To Americans. Who's you're favourite British actor & which is their best movie?
Finola Hughes
close tie between Staying alive (her hottest roll i've seen) and Generation X where she played the sexy Emma frost/the white queen
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What is the purpose of being on birth control pills when you are also using condoms? Or, is the idea to pitch the condoms and pray the pills work? (Apologies if this question is incredibly dumb, I'm new to all this.)
same reason you have:
a gun and a dog
an inner and outer wall around your castle
a spare tire and AAA membership
an umbrella and a rain coat
it's called DOUBLE THE PROTECTION
the condom is an effective means of both birth and disease control, however it is not 100% fool proof
the pill is an effective means of birth control, but also not fool proof
together they are nearly 100% fool...
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You receive a magical offer: You can become Tiger Woods, Tom Cruise, or Brad Pitt, but the catch is, you not only get their fame and fortune, you also get their wives, kids, and troubles. Will you pick one? Or keep your own life?
Katie Holmes, here i come!
sure she's no liz vicious but she's better then nothing.
and what are tom cruises troubles?
a f'ed up religion? sorry, i quit.
rumors of homosexuality? like i care, Katie would know the truth, three times a day and five on week ends!
dyslexia? been there, had that, copped with it.
now his obvious insanity is a little worrying but i'd...
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What Did the ancient Spartan men and women wear?
not much if you go by 300
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The waitress tried to serve me alcohol.(I'm 16 but look older) usually glanced back whenever she left. and smiled and laughed at just about everything i said. what does this mean?
A. she really, really needs to make some tips
B. she thought you were cute and you could have hit that
C. all of the above
or
D. she wasn't sure you were legal but didn't want to make a scene, still she kept locking hoping you'd show your age one way or the other.
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What can i do about threatening/profane calls from a telemarketer "Rachel, at cardholder servises" i told not to call my number? (see my answer for details)
i received a call that started "this is rachel at card holder services," after sitting through the recording i hit 9 for an operator and as soon as the operator, who sounded like a middle aged black man, answered i said "don't call my number any more, i'm not interested, stop calling" to which the telemarketer responded "i'm gonna call you every f***ing...
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How do i convince my mom to let me get a vibrator?
buy it yourself off ebay.
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What do i ask for christmas from my rich nanny who i dont like?
kill two birds with one stone.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1851032
either you get it or she never speaks to you again.
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My niece (17) has been staying w/ us for a couple months b/c of issues at home. I have my own child (14) & am worried that I'm unable to get my niece much 4 Christmas. Her mom said 2 get her nothing b/c she made her choice. I cant do that. What can I do?
shop smart, look for items she would like that are affordable (most cities have nice discount stores like family dollar, dollar general, dollar tree, big lots)
you can also find many nice things at thrift stores or on ebay (just make sure ebay orders are shipped from local suppliers in your country and if possible in your state. the closer the source the faster it arrives.)
remember an...
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Given this is an internet based resource, why do so many post questins they couldsearch for themselves?
1. points
2. research is confusing for some, searches bring up to many results or no results at all or a bunch of false results leading to spam sites.
3. lazy
4. hoping for a plain english translation of spock speak website instructions
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What is the biggest inconvenience in your life right now?
my mother
I just got my cable bill 27.00 in "pay per view" movies!
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What does a man like the most on a womens body
himself!
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Explain General Relativity in 5 words or less.
uncle joined the military
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I BOUGHT A TRUCK AND I IT DID NOT HAVE A OWNERS MANUAL SO I CAN REPLACE MY FUSES.
buy a manual on ebay/amazon.com/craigslist
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I want 2 plant a peach tree this year & I've heard that w/ fruit trees u should plant more than one to aid in pollination. Does it matter what the second tree is, like can it be two peach trees, or can the second one be a pear tree, or does it matter?
didn't they teach you anything in biology?
dogs need dogs to "pollinate"
humans need humans, and peach trees need peach trees
you don't want interspecies fruit trees do you?
some kind of fuzzy round pear/ pear shaped bald peach.
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When you dream about the perfect bed-mate, who do You 1st think about?
Liz Vicious
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Is it really possible to overdose on sleeping pills?
it's possible to over dose on anything, even some vitamins
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What drugs are our astronauts on?
i don't know but for their sake i hope there really really good ones and don't make you forget things like theres no air out side.
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Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do?
lock myself in the bunker until i wake up from this horrible nightmare.
i mean really, a pro choice, pro "do your own thing", anti big brother government BLACK man in the white house with all those right-wing racist redneck gun nuts out there? my life wouldn't be worth the price of a bullet.
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Those 72 virgins in the Islamic heaven are they women or men?
you know, that's a question those numb skull suicide bombers might want to consider.
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I carry a small knife on my key chain, do you do that?
no, i have keys on my key chain, my pocket knife rides in my pocket by it's self.
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You aren't SERIOUSLY worried about 2012, are you?
D*** straight I'm worried about 2012
i'll be 37 years old, I'm in a dead in job with no benefits and the economy sucks
why shouldn't i worry about the year that a lot of dooms day nuts are going to go crazy?
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How do you love your self?
with chocolate and peanut butter, yes i know it makes me fat but i'm a hopeless addict.
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Have your fears ever got in the way of you doing something you really wanted/needed to do?
yes, my fear of people has keep me alone
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What are methods of saving money when you don't have enough to pay bills?
if theres not much in the fridge turn it down, it uses a lot of energy.
cut back on food spending (cook your own instead of going out, buy in bulk for things that last a while like flour, cooking oil, etc check out discount grocery stores in your area)
cut back on utilities (turn off lights, wash clothes in warm or cold water instead of hot) insulate windows and doors
don't turn tyhe...
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Whats the best way to get out of debit?
1. cut up your cards
2. pay more then the minimum due (the more you pay over the minimum the faster your dept shrinks)
3. don't refinance if you come out with longer time until your finished paying,
3b. if you do refinance for a lower rate, still pay more that that so you finish paying faster
4. go through the better business bureau to find an honest dept management service.
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What can we do to combat the effects of overpopulation?
make birth control implants mandatory for anyone wanting financial aid to survive (welfare, panhandlers, public assisstance)
mandatory birth control implant for teen until 18 years old
renew the areas already occupied by urban blight instead of expanding out further and further into the country
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Water is H2O: Two parts hydrogen one part oxygen. Oxygen is flammable; hydrogen is flammable. Why isn't water flammable?
my sister the college studet says it's because the two fuse together neutralizing the combustion reaction
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I walked in on my boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend. They were not doing anything but she was putting her clothes on. He swears to me that nothing happened. What should I do?
was he putting clothes on too?
could be she tried to start something and he shut her down but was afraid you would act like women in tv and movies in a similar situation and fly off the handle.
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What 's one thing, One Thing, that will "always" turn you on?
rich, dark red hair.
not strawberry blonde, not brown not orange but real, auburn, fire engine or even comic book red hair.
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My husband was injured in a accident. And now he is unable to provide for himself. As I was caring for him in the hospital. His mother somehow got power of attorney over my husband, and kicked me out of the hospital We are still married, and his mother ha
get a lawyer, as his other half you have more right to his care then his mommy.
that said, what is his condition?
is he consciouses?
is he brain dead?
are you or she trying to pull the plug on life support?
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Is it normal to feel sick after eating at McDonald's?
it depends on what you have, how much you eat and your particular metabolism
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I purchased a locked american blackberry phone on a U.S. phone plan. now, i moved overseas and need it unlocked in order to use it outside the U.S. network---how can i do that? must i lock it again when i return to the states to use it?
go to ebay, buy the unlock code for your phone, follow the directions and your are set.
once unlocked you can put any sim card into the phone and it should work (settings adjustments may be required for internet and picture messaging)
once unlocked you can go back to your old us sim card no problem, you don't have to relock the phone for any reason.
this guy (blowfish06) is one of the...
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Where is God right now?
right behind you, so get your hand out of your pants
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What's something you can do without in your life right now?
trolls
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How can I get my little brother to shut up, stop following me, and flat out LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
but he loves you, you are his idol
he wants to grow up to be just like you.
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I do not know what is wrong with my boyfriend every time it starts getting the time of year for Christmas he well keep tearing up every time a xmas song is played i mean i love him but men should not cry is their any ideas why he is crying and how to stop
wild idea, ASK HIM!
maybe his one true love dies one christmas.
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What do you find confusing about the bible?
the contradictions in different sections for example,
"thou shalt not kill" vs "not suffer a witch to live"
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Are we human? Or are we dancer?
neither, we're vixen, or maybe rudolph
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I heard another song on kiss fm. i think its called i love my snuggie but i looked on the radio station's website and on youtube. is there any way that i could find it on youtube or itunes?
if you remember a line from the song, google search it like this
"the line"+lyrics
once you find the title, just search it on
youtube.com
playlist.com
or any other music or video site
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If a mute curses does his mother wash his hands with soap?
lmao +5
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Why doesn't Microsoft fire back with an Apple counter-commercial? Seems like they could make Apple look like a broke Dobie Gillis - but they just wont attack back!
i'll let you in on a little secret, microsoft owns the people who own apple.
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I've lost interest in a girl. It's been ages since I saw her and there's been issues trying to meet up. I've been texting her. How do I let her know that I'm not interested any more without offending her?
sounds like your half way there, just stop texting her.
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What does your avatar stand for?
cuteness, inquisitiveness and happy go lucky care free fun.
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I want a down to earth, non-party, beautiful, intelligent, innocent, fun to be around, Christian girl. You think she exists?
yes, i met her and her husband last week at the library.
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Name one Black comedian
ok, i will name him willie lumpkin.
i don't know why i'd name him that, it just popped into my head.
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There's a $125,000 reward for information leading to the suspected murderer of 4 WA state police officers. Why do Wanted Posters no longer use the words, "DEAD OR ALIVE" on them? A bounty hunter should have that option, don't you agree?
hey, i just saw a wanted poster 5.000.000.00 reward for a convicted murderer who looks a lot like you...
in fact maybe it is you...
are you sure you want dead or alive?
i could shoot first and id the body at the morgue.
doesn't that sound like a good idea?
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Why have pigs had such a bearing on many of the world's religions?
Jews forbid it
Muslims forbid it
Seven Day Adventists forbid it
Buddha died after eating it
i was told once that in "biblical" times some humans were turned into swine as punishment and so to eat their decendants would be canibalism.
how do you tell if a ham sandwich had a transformed human ancestert? so all ham is forbidden
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Is it wrong to have boyfriend and have a girlfriend at the same time.Would that be cheating..
only if they don't know about each other
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Are the kids of today softies?
dam right, why when i was their age i used to walk ten thousand miles to school every day.
and we didn't have cumfy backpacks with wheels, we carried our stone tables on out shoulders.
but seriousely, yes kids today have it easy.
i remember when the school day was 8 hours long, not 5 or 6
and i didn't get to ride a bus to school, i walked 7 blocks rain or shine.
snow days? HA...
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Would you think me less of a man if you knew i'd been physically abused by my ex girlfriend?
no, i grew up in a house with two crazy women, them bia'tches is dangerous crazy.
a man may beat the shit out of you but a woman can make you beg for death!
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So, in class today, Jacob Marlow knocked down my bookcase in a scenario that seemed less then accidental. I have him coming to Saturday school. How should I punish him, keeping in mind I want to keep my job.
you know, this sounds like the intro to a really twisted porno story.
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Ladies, do you often wear a bra while on AnswerBag?
Howard Allan Stern!
what are you doing on answerbag?
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What d.c. character would you like to see on smallville?
5. Lobo
4. Hawk man
3. plastic-man (eel o'brian)
2. Green Lantern (hal jordan or alan scott)
1. WONDER WOMAN
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What brand of hd tv is the best?
none
don't fall for their tricks
HD is just a catch phrase like extreme, radical or cool
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Is there a patch I can get for XP that will let me right-click on an .FLV (like a YouTube video) and save it like any other image, so that I don't have to search for it in my Temporary Internet Files folder to copy it to MyVideos?
if you use mozilla firefox browser there are lots of addons for one click .flv downloading.
my personal favorite is "video downloadhelper"
or you can get orbit download manager and use Grab++ or in internet explorer Grabpro to get the videos
video downloadhelper
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3006
Orbit Downloader
http://www.orbitdownloader.com/
p.s
shadows...
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Do recipes in this day and time really need to say kill and pluck turkey first before baking ? (I cannot believe someone really could be that clueless.)
believe me, those directions are needed.
seeing some of the stupid things people have done, i can just imagine some poor live turkey getting handful after handful of stuffing shoved...
never underestimate the stupidity of the common man.
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What things bring back lovers from the dead in fiction?
monkey's paw
necromancer
zombie chemical/gas
T-cell virus
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What do you think of a man who, after 2 months of dating, asks you, a single mother, for $1000 and said he will pay you back when he can?
you are not alone this is a very common thing, it's called a con game.
a guy (or women) cozies up to someone for a few weeks or months, until they are deep enough in your life and then they ask you to help them out with some cash, co sign a loan etc. if you fall for it, depending on how brazen they are they either disappear or try to get more money from you, then disappear.
DO NOT LOAN...
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What do u call this: i want to study animals in their natural habitat and help tag them and help save their habitat? and be able to work with them close up as well. i cant figure out what i should officially call it..
it's called suicide
just as jeff corwin
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I got really drunk after a night at a club, I came home, and was taken advantage of by a girl. After I realized what was going on, I pushed her off the top of me and told her to leave. I told my girlfriend about 2 days later. What am I to do now? Help plz
there are two very important places you need to go to now
1. hospital for HIV test
2. Florist for lots of roses
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At what age should we 'Just Grow Up! '
birth, otherwise you won't get anywhere in life.
just lay there messing yourself and sucking your thumb.
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My friend is so beautiful & i envy her but she thinks the exact opposite. look for yourself
(see link for picture)
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2h32d90&s=6
links broken
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How can you cure clinical depression without councilling or drug use?
figure out what is depressing you and QUIT IT.
seriousely, all you have to do to turn your life around is deign what makes you unhappy from entering your life.
boyfriend make you misrable? kick his ass to the curb
job make you depressed? find a new one
weight pulling you down? find a gym
the first step to changing your life is deciding to change your life!
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Why are cats (and cat owners) so dim-witted compared to dogs?
CAT'S RULE AND DOGS DROOL!
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Do those who hate unions so much today want to go back the the way things were leading up to the Battle of Blair Mountain in 1921? See LINK:
unions, much like this cuntry (america) have evolved from the good idea thay started out as into tyrannical monsters.
no longer do they just protect the rights of the workers, now they protect BAD workers from rightful termination and extort money from workers who can't afford it or don't want to join in the first place.
example: my mother once worked at a place where a union...
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Why do Republicans defend wasteful defense spending?
because much of the "waste" money finds it's way into their pockets!
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What would you do if Santa Claus fell down your chimney right now?
gently help him to his feet, then knee him in the groin as hard as i could five or ten times before throwing his sorry ass out the door.
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Can you give me every christmas song you know.. The place i'm working at wants me to play christmas songs throughout the month.. Just the title is okay,i'll google it
santa clause is watching you
christmas shoes (a real tear jerker)
grandma got run over by a reindeer
christmas at ground zero
Not so silent night
Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
christ-mas (cledus t. judd)
Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Be Claus I Got High
Me and Mrs. Claus
12 Days of Redneck Christmas
Twas The Night After Christmas
I'm...
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I keep seeing 11:11 on the clock all the time. Is this supposed to mean anything?
the world ends 11:11 2011
in the last few million years are clocks lost time.
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When did Americans decide that everybody should have what rich people have even if you don't have the money to buy it, and if rich people have more than you have the government should take it from the rich people and give it to you?
about five seconds after the first person got rich by exploiting his fellow man
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How can i make a custom header like this one?
http://lets-kickoff.blogspot.com
i'd stard with a course in HTML then take css, javascript and xml.
well, actually I would just create the header i liked in a photo editor like photoshop and just set the resulting photo at the top center of my page with simple html.
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I'm having turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, yams, olives, dinner rolls & pumpkin pie for my Thanksgiving meal!!! Is your menu for your Thanksgiving meal the same or different then mine?
i'm having mcdonalds if their open, otherwise it's porkchops when i get home from work around midnight.
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I am thinking of buying a kind of expensive item from the website below. Its supposed to be authentic but idk!?
I need to know b4 i buy something $ that this website is real adn the movie items are really from the scene!!
http://useetrading.com/
i wouldn't risk it, this site looks like something thrown together to get a bunch of people's credit card numbers for id theft and fast cash ripoffs
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Why do people always stereotype jews as cheap?
stereotypes become stereotypes because of truth and/or jealousy.
in the case of jews they have gotten really good at being thrifty and managing money.
but not all jews are cheap, just as not all cheap people are jews.
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When you drop food on teh floor do you put the three second rule into affect?
it is a proven fact that food dropped on the floor instantly receives a load of dirt and germs.
the "three second" rule is just a childish excuse like "not it" or "shotgun"
it doesn't matter if the food is picked up in 3 seconds, 5 seconds or 10 seconds, it's still contaminated.
if foor drops on the floor in my kitchen it depends on the food, raw meat...
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Am i responsible for damage to a motel room where I never stayed but did pay for for someone else?.
if you signed for the room or used your credit card yes, you are now liable. sorry
(9 years in hospitality industry)
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Do you blame the media for anything?
the media? no, stalkeratsy? yes.
i think celebrities should have the legal right to shoot anyone who enters their private property.
can you imagine what it must be like for a new celeb mom, having psycho photographers willing to do anything to be the one to snap the first pix of the baby?
ro to have some one following you everywhere you go, watching you every second, spreading rumors about...
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What goes best with meatballs?
homestyle porkchops, mashed potatos and gravy and mac n cheese.
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Do you receive strange Christmas presents like toothbrushes, anti-wrinkle cream, deodorant, soap or socks?
no, the handfull of people who give me christmas presents try to be a little more creative and joy bringing then that, although i did once get a soldering iron for my birthday (the giver thought i would like it)
when i was a little kid my christmas presents were more along the lines of a sack of assorted small toys for a dollar or if it was a really good year a warm coat.
i'd say it...
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What has fiber, but tastes good? (I'm a very picky eater)
good question, most "foods" advertised as having fiber...
your better off eating the box.
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What annoys you most about the holiday season?
the rampant commercialism and mindless shopping herds.
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My girlfriend is coming over to my house, there will only be just me and her. We are both 15, I don't know what to do, any opinions or ideas about what we can do?
We have talked about sex before, but I don't want to if I don't have any condoms.
man up and go buy some.
unlike tobacco, alcohol and firearms, you don't need id to buy condoms.
if your not mature enough to buy some protection, your not mature enough to be doing anything requiring some.
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I've tried to install QuickTime and iTunes but my computer says it can't run them because some files are missing. I've tried to reinstall the programs but they still won't work. What could be wrong?
or you could hit filehippo.com and download quicktime alternative and leave out the spyware and adware that comes with real player, itunes and the like
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Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies?
yes
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Atheist people, why do you hate on people that do believe in a higher power such as God?
your question is not phrased in the most politic wording but you have a point, there seems to be a lot of very vocal Haters on both sides of the god/no god" fence.
and it is easy to believe that the entire group is represented by the vocal minority because the more moderate people of both houses often don't comment at all so they are not well represented.
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I'm making a list of definitive hardcore bad-ass movie scenes, any suggestions to add to my list?
my list so far...
1. Hancock: Hancock shoves one prison punks head UP another prison punks tail, literally!
2. Vampire in brooklyn: max says being shoot in the chest "kind of itches a little" then with vampire speed rips a guy's heart out and shows it to him.
3. Live Free or Die Hard: John McClane shoots the bad guy holding him from behind, through his own shoulder.
4. V...
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What do u think of the girl who never wear bra?
less is more, at least where clothing is concerned.
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Does anyone know any good Free websites where i could meet people in my area with similar interests for a date or just meet new people? i am 16, so no eharmony or anything lol
unfortunately most "free" sites are in fact full of bullshit.
once i created an account on one claiming to be a serial killer looking for my next victim and i still got the same "love your profile, we should get to know each other, get a paid account and we can message" responses.
thing is it is usually word for word the same message with different names and pictures.
...
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Who are your top ten all time favorite villians from tv, movies, where ever?
1. Jaws "Richard Kiel" from the 007 film Moonraker
2. T-X terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
3. Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) the Matrix
4. jim carry as Count Olaf in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events"
5. Darth Vader in the three original Star Wars movies
6. Kesslee (Malcolm McDowell) Tank girl
7. Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II:...
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Have you ever wondered just exactly how much the entire internet physically weighs? ... see link ...
no, but i have wondered what the effect of centrifugal force does to gravity at the equator.
seems to me the earth's spin would counter the effects of gravity i.e. gravity at the equator should be less then gravity at the poles because the spin would push out against gravity pulling in
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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?
wow, thats tough.
i have seen so many and loved most of them.
but the movies i keep coming back to again and again are
Project A-ko
transformers the movie (animated one from the 80's)
Armitage: dual matrix)
highlander
every time i see them, it's like seeing an old friend
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Have you ever shot a moving image on 16mm?
no but i have shot a moving image on my tv with a nes light gun
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Can my employer raise the insurance rates in the middle of the term for only one employee?
you could look for a local lawyer who will give a free consult but unless your in a union that really supports every employee you are probably screwed.
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Want to play a game? You say one sentence from a movie and we'll see who can guess it the quickest! Okay? It can either be the name of the movie, or the actor.
one shall stand, one shall fall
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If you had to move to another country, which one would you choose and why?
canada
the new land of freedom
home to the new hollywood
i can get there on the ground (no planes or boats)
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To single people: Do you like being single? What do you like or dislike about it?
pro's
freedom, independancy
con's
lonelyness, lack of support
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Whats a group of vikings called?
trouble with a capital AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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What is Australia known for?
bad ass, tough guys
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Fill in the blank:I hate you,you stupid______________!
computer, why won't you ever work right. Ah, hell with it, wheres my hammer.
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I have to go into hospital very soon to have an op, I would like to ask if anyone has, had an op on the neck/spine to replace damaged discs and A) did it work and B) how long for recovery! I am NOT after points or sympathy just imformation to ease mind.
my coworker, Pauline centers had disk replacement.
she dropped the hotel gig to pursue her other profession, a minister.
not sure about exact recovery time but she was back online sending out funny pictures, video clips and jokes within the week of her op.
good luck, be brave and get well soon.
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Have you ever read such a funny scientific publication like "Pressures Produced when Penguins Poo"? (see link) Who can beat this?
what's really sad is how much money the government throws away each year on grants for dumbass "research" like this.
as if this would benefit mankind in anyway.
meanwhile more and more diseases are popping up and when was the last time one was CURED!?
not that they found a life long treatment for, but actually cured, like they used to do sixth to a hundred years ago.
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Why is it that so many immigrants can't say 'sammitches'?
it's been my experience that immigrants who go to the trouble of learning English, use PROPER English rather then slurred slanguage.
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My name is Jack. Why do some older folks ask if my real name is John?
because they is senile and or stupid.
just like if one more fool calls me Dick, i am going to carve Richard in their forehead with an ice pick!
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What in the heck is a golden shower? I heard someone refer to it and was to curious.
you know the saying "piss on you"
that's a golden shower
what ever you do, don't ask about a "hot lunch" shudder!
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What would you do if you suspected that 1 of your friends was into human trafficking and wanted to make you 1 of their 1st victims?
what nosies from my trunk? i didn't hear anything.
anyway, i'm off for a quick trip up to lake Michigan, see you later.
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How many tattoos is too many tattoos? I have 1 tattoo of a dolphin on my ankle and I think that's enough because tattoos make it hard to find jobs and fit into society. Also, what is the worst part of the body to put a tattoo on? I think it's the neck
it varies.
there are worse places to have a tattoo then your neck though
http://youlookstupid.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/maybe_stupidest_tattoo_ever.jpg?w=490&h=302
http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/21716_5_468.jpeg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JmpkIMgnzIE/Ry1RUVr7fAI/AAAAAAAAFa4/2aPk0z94YZU/s400/extreme-tattoos-001.jpg
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What's the funniest misconception you had about the world when you were a kid?
once upon a time, when i was little, i thought Cats were girl dogs. you know, like daddy's and mommy's/ Dogs and Cats
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Agree or disagree: Every cat believes that she or he is the Queen or King of the world?
false, cats don't lower themselves to insignificant titles like king or queen, they KNOW that they are the god/Goddess of the Universe.
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What is your reaction to this statement?: Worship my cat, Queen Huntress, or die!!!!!
"all hale Queen Huntress" backing slowly toward door, "we are not worth to be in her pressents" turning knob behind back, "oh, no she's choking" run like hell as psycho looks at cat.
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With all the celebrity sex tapes turning up, which star would you most like to see in or make a sex tape?
personally, right about now i would like to see Allison Mack/chloe sullivan make a sex tape, hopefully with Sienna Miller/scarlett from the new g.i. joe movie.
i.ve been watching season 8 and she is ultra hot.
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If the US will suffer, as the Right says, after adapting socialized health care, then why haven't other countries suffered from doing it? And how do they spend less on health care than us if we have the supposedly better system?
it's basic fearmongering.
when you don't like something and you want to turn others away from it you start spreading rumors "it" is bad for some reason you think will convince the "others" to fear the thing in question.
for example: peta fearmongers by claiming all fur producers torture and kill poor innocent animals.
the truth is 1st, those animals would not...
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What was unusual about Betazoid wedding ceremonies?
other then nudity and talking treasure chests?
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What are some good YouTube channels?
i always watch sxephil's vblog at
Http://www.toutube.com/sxephil
i learn all kinds of up to the minute news/gossip here
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If u had to choose a day u die when will it be?
december 12, 2499
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I'm addicted to Sudoku, can you admit it as well?
sorry, to old. i can't even understand sudoku.
wasn't he one of the bad guys in one of those star wars movies?
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What sort of Christmas are you hoping for?
I'm dreaming of a tropical Christmas,
just like the ones in Waikiki
where the palm leaves glisten and children listen to hear if the surfs up right now.
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Am I too young to travel by myself? I will be allowed to. I'm going to be 16 in two months at the point of travel
you know what they call 16 year olds traveling by them selves?
prostitutes
victims
corpses
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If there were a fatal flaw in humanity, what would you say it is?
greed
humans will do almost anything for enough money
rape
murder
steal
lie
cheat
sell their own flesh and blood
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Is there a free "you tube grabber" that is actually free and downloads the videos into a MPEG format?
get orbit downloader, it has an attachment called Grab++ that, when turned on, automatically detects each video played in your browser, you just have to check the box next to the videos you want to download and click the download button.
works with firefox and internet explorer.
http://www.orbitdownloader.com/
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Have you ever stolen towels, room amenities or etc from hotels you have stayed at?
P.S. by "room amenities" i don't mean shampoo, soap, toothpaste and things like that, i mean hairdryers, clocks, in room modem Ethernet cables, coffee makers, ice buckets, trays, bibles, phone books, ashtrays, shampoo display stands/soap dishes, that sort of thing.
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What are your views on 2012? People have different opinions and I'd like to hear them all. Speak, tell me what you know and believe.
the Phoenix will return from the white hot room and consume the earth.
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How do you change your phone / internet provider company they seem to hold people to ransom and lock you in for life,its only a phone contract they act like they are so much more than that with no way out.
best way is not to sign a contract in the first place. their are perfectly good phone service providers who don't require contracts.
boost mobile, cricket, pageplus cellular, Cincinnati bell I-wireless.
cricket also has broadband internet for your pc or laptop.
once you have the contract though, the only way to break it is usually to pay a contract breach fee or the price of your...
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How does a listening bug device work? What's the price range like? Thanks.
basically it's a micro microphone with a transmitter and a remote reciever.
they are mostly illegal depending on the use you put it too
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Do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be President? Why or why not?
short answer, no because she's a she.
look, they took a colored boy over a woman!
the white house is a good ol boy's nest if ever there was one.
Bo, the first dog, has a better chance of being elected president then a woman.
i'm not saying it's right or fair, just stating the facts.
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I want to buy my first Plasma - any suggestions?
get the high energy hydrogen, with gamma particle filters, their the best for vaporizing the neighbor kids when they break your windows with their baseball.
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Is it OK to hit a girl back?
only if you can sleep with both eyes open and a hand on the family jewels.
"once, there was this guy who, made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener"
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Chicken Pot Pies. Do you love them or hate them?
Yes, No and OH, wow yes.
like chicken ok and i love pie, but don't like pot.
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Are you supposed to suck the poison out of a snake bite?
poison snake bite, no don't suck
one eyed trouser snake, go a head, enjoy.
seriousel;y, wither the snake is a neurotoxin or corrosive type, putting the venom into your mouth is as stupid as deliberately letting yourself get bitten.
the mucus membranes lining the nose, mouth and throat are highly absorbent to toxins like snake venom.
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I have a step son who is 5. The biological father is overseas, has never known him and is not on the birth certificate. I have been married to mom since he was 6 months old.
Should we tell him I am not his biological dad or should we keep quiet?
wait until he's older to tell him, but slip him the idea that family is more then just DNA as he's growing up.
personally i never saw this obsession with "finding" your biological parent, unless your out for revenge for abandoning you what's the poing?
so they contributed 1/2 of a single cell to your development, big deal.
who was there when you fell off your bike...
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If i put a boost mobile sim card in a nextel phone why would it say no service.
the nextel is a model thats incompatible, the simcard has no service i.e. is dead, the nextel is locked.
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Is a boost mobile sim card compatible to a t-mobile phone?
no, only some nextel and all boost phones.
the sim technology is just slightly different and at best you will loose some services (messaging, internet, etc)
most likely thought you won't even get basic talk service.
and this is assuming the phone is unlocked.
if it is still locked to t-mobiles network nothing but a t-mobile sim will work.
unlock codes can be purchased on ebay for...
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CAN I BUY A UNLOCKED TOUCH SCREEN QUAD BAN CELL PHONE AND WILL IT WORK WITH MY UNLIMITED BOOST MOBILE SIM CARD?
with your boost sim card you want to get either a boost or nextel phone, anything else and you risk wasting your money for something that don't work.
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In a street fight who would win jackie chan or jet lee?
jet li, hands down.
jackie chan has some moves but he always takes hits
jet li don't play, a couple of hits from him and jackie's going to the morgue.
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What was the happiest moment of your day today?
when i turned in the keys and phone, clocked out and, like Orpheus walked out of hell.
at least until i have to go back tomorrow
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Given the power what is the one thing you'ld give your Mom?
ME: Her Youth..She is 68.
healing factor like wolverine
takes care of aging, missing teeth, facial neuralgia, bad knees and the bruising from when i beat her with a bat for all the crap she has dumped on my life.
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If you have plans to be cremated, what do you wish to be done with your ashes?
mixed with water and added to erotic womens mud wrestling pit.
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What is the greatest art museum in the world?
Museum Erotica
"Museum Erotica was founded in 1992 and opened in May 1994 and is close to having entertained one million guests, half of them women. All age groups are represented, from teenagers to 80-year olds."
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What is considered a good pay job?
in Dayton, Ohio I'd consider 16.00 to 20.00 per hour with 8 hour shifts good pay
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What are some interesting facts about the Mona Lisa?
It's a man, baby!
just kidding
it is believed to be Lisa del Giocondo (June 15, 1479 – July 15, 1542, or c. 1551), born and also known as Lisa Gherardini, Lisa di Antonio Maria (Antonmaria) Gherardini, Lisa and Mona Lisa, was a member of the Gherardini family of Florence and Tuscany in Italy. Her name was given to Mona Lisa, her portrait commissioned by her husband and painted by...
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I went through my girls phone. I was suspicious of a guy she texts till 2 in the morning. I found messages that are very innapproprieate. What do I do? I was wrong, but do I tell her what I did so I can find out about the messages?
go legal, anything obtained in your illegal search is inadvisable.
instead, confront her about texting "someone" until two in the morning, explain that it bothers you that she is engaging in a cell phone "relashionship" with someone while you two are supposed to be together.
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Which is the best ever game that u played in mobile?
tetris!
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How much would the gas, electricity and water bills be for a 30 year old couple? just an idea
to many variables
every place i've lived has been water paid by owner.
as for gas and electric it is different depending on usage, area, local pricing and building condition.
i pay about 250.00 a month for 9 months a year and 66.00 the other 3 (i am on a percentage winter plan that devides my winter bill among the remaining months)
this is for a three bed room apartment with no weather...
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Is there any movies that made you angry?
yes, crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
i left the theater so pissed of, i felt like i had been robbed. not only of my 8.00 but of a couple hours of my live flushed down the drain watching the most disappointing excuse for a movie ever made.
i not only wanted my money back, i felt the theater should have paid me for my pain and suffering after watching that trip.
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Is vista ,the biggest mistake of Microsoft?
i don't know, i haven't seen windows 7 yet.
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Who knows of some great freeware sites?
Http://www.filehippo.com
http://www.sourceforge.net
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Are you ashamed of the person you used to be?
no, i miss the poor innocent trusting fool
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What is one meal or dessert your mom made that nobody else can make quite like hers?
fried water
nobody could burn a pan of water like my mom
she also has a black thumb in gardening
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What was your favorite movie or tv kiss?
1. Sam and Mikaela "transformers 2" end scene
2. clive owen Monica Bellucci "Shoot em Up"
3.sarah michelle gellar and Selma Blair "Cruel intentions"
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What are some good over the counter drugs for depression and anxiety?
Do they work very well?
Are they affordable
Has anyone tried any of them?
How well do they work? (2009-11-09)
chocolate, beer, sex
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What is the purpose of a Fax machine
to drive you insane and make you kill someone/thing.
well, at least that is the purpose of the one at my job, you fight and plead and try and pray and in the end you photo copy and mail your documents because the damn thing always has something wrong, misaligned, etc
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How to sure the guy I love is not gay ? He's in mid-laid age & has been single along of his life.
just because he has been single for a long time doesn't mean hes gay.
he could be shy, introverted, over worked, etc
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How do i make my internet connection speed faster without paying more?
for this project youwill need four black candles, a live chicken, a sharp knife and a doll in the shape of a computer.
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So my girlfriend and i got into a fight over the weekend and we basically gave each other space. my friend said that she was all over this guy and when i confronted her she got real defensive and said she was mad that i would believe that. is she cheating
so, it comes down to who you believe, Othello.
her or Iago.
whope you make the right choice.
just leave the pillows alone.
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Do you think this question was spam/offensive or legitimate debate? If you agree it is not spam, please send AB feedback. See LINK:
obviousely it was flagged by anti health care trolls.
however, it could be misconstrued as spam/advertising for that group
i'd repost the question without a link, something like this " If you want a public health insurance option, what have you done to support it?"
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My wife and I have a new feline member in our family. If you like, would you please click on the link in this question and have a look at him? What would you name him?
i'd call him George
and i'd hug him, and squeese him and pet him.
actually the first thing to pop into my head was buttons.
but don't mind me, i've had a ferret named fluffy, a cat named kit and a bird named spot. not to mention hundreds of others of every species and name.
sable, tiger, salem, muffin, socks, tip, foxy, puff, jiggly puff, pikachu (little yellow hamster),...
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When you are trying to see if a pen works do you write "does this pen work?" or something like that or do you just scribble lines?
i scribble a little to get any ink flowing then draw parallel lines, boldest line = strongest pen.
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Can someone help me? I cannot focus on my studies, I am tired all the time, I am stressed out and unhappy. I attend college full time and work. I never have time to relax, there is ALWAYS something that I must take care of. I just want find a way to rest.
all i can tell you is prioritize what has to be done, what should be done and what can be done without, then skip the do with out every other day and sleep instead.
don't do your home work before bed, set a fixed amount of time for it and schedule it in the morning after you get ready to go out.
that way you won't spend half the night struggling and get no sleep.
if you basically...
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In the past two days my little dog has stopped wanting to jump off the bed... she'll cry until someone scoots her off themselves. She is very energetic, and used to dart into the kitchen whenever she heard food. I don't think she's been hurt. What is it?
it makes me sad how people don't THINK through things like this.
say your dog is 1/2 the hight of your bed, that means he/she is dropping twice her height, how would YOU feel about jumping down twice your height?
what would that do to your body?
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Do you think Americans have been getting increasingly more bitchy over the years?
what do you mean by that!
i should come over there and...
just kidding, yes they have.
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My daughter slipped and fell on some chicken noodle soup at a grocery store, They told me that they might contact me, but I have not got a call from them. It happened about almost 24 hours ago. Should I give them a call? The manager was not there.
was your daughter hurt badly (i.e. broken bone, sprain, bleeding, etc) if so you should call a lawyer, however if it was just a little accident, no real harm done you should just forget about it and move on with your life.
fact is whoever told you they may contact you was just trying to get rid of you before you decided to try to "cash in" like so many dead beats do now a days.
...
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What are your thoughts on the manga series Bleach?
i think ichigo and Rukia are way hot for each other but to repressed to do anything about it.
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I need ideas for things to get my husband for christmas?? any ideas?
get him the gift that keeps on giving, yourself, in something Lacey and skimpy that he can have fun tearing off you.
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Who is your favourite vampire character?
this is hard, i love so many.
I'm going to have to say...
Good
TV = Nicholas Knight "forever knight"
Movies = Selene "underworld"
anime = Moka Akashiya"Rosario+Vampire"
Bad
TV = Alexander Lucard "Dracula: The Series"
Movies = Maximillian "Vampire in Brooklyn"
anime = Count Magnus Lee
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What would be a really bad place to go on a 1st date?
THEIR ex's house
your Ex's grave
your parole officer's office
your anger management class
an AA meeting
slaughter house/ meat packing plant
the morgue
a pawn shop
a strip club
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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?"
going to be castrated if i get my hands on them!
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Have you ever had anything stolen? What is the most expensive thing you have had stolen? Did you ever get it back or get insurance money for the theft?
yes, repeatedly
* lost four bikes (4 different times)
* once they took my bike chain and left the bike
* everything i owned once (crazy grandmother in charge of household+rent overdue and not coming anytime soon = eviction without property)
* my ability to trust people (any adult wants to be "friends" with a child, KILL THEM!)
no, never got anything back or any kind of...
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I had a contract with Verizon Wireless and I purchased one of their phones, I did not renew the contract, when it expired. I would like to use the phone again(sitting in a drawer), can I make this phone a pay as you go phone? or is it useless. Thank you
with the verizon phones you can do a number of things with it.
1. activate it with pageplus cellular. they currently have prepaid minute plans, prepaid unlimited talk and text plan (39.95 per month) and 1200 plan (1200 minutes per month + 1200 text and picture messages)
2. you can get it flashed to cricket (basic flash "talk and text only" will run you from 20.00 to 50.00 dollars...
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Should people recieving SSI, Disability, or Welfare be drug tested on a regular basis?
i think all three need much tighter monitoring and welfare should include drug and alcohol testing as the majority of fraudulent welfare precipitants are either alcoholics or drug addicts (the exact people who ruin the programs for those who have real need)
in the case of injury claims, the person should be seen by at least two independent medical professionals (one they chose and one...
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Are you good or bad at craft?
i'm ok but my sister can manipulate the weather and wins everything
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Have you ever been on a greyhound bus? Were did you go?
straight to hell, a.k.a. Dayton, Ohio
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Do you think the government should put a "child limit" on people that recieve welfare?
i think there SHOULD be a limit.
if you can't feed the child/children you have, you shouldn't be having more.
i was poor as i child an we lived in the project where i saw first hand the governments stupidity.
every time a welfare leech had another kid, they'd get a raise, in the mean time, they virtually tossed the kids out in the morning and didn't let them come back...
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I'm 15, am I too young to be dating?
dating, no
light making out (kissing), maybe
anything under your clothes, yes, to young
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Why are young kids so disrespectful and mean towards adults these days?
a. their parents spare the rod, spoil the child and let them run buck wild in the streets
b. well a. pretty much sums it all up.
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Write 1.33 in simplest form
1.33
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I have a girlfriend who is madly in love with me, (she is fourteen) is it possible that she really is in love with me or can that be a fib? (I am eight-teen) What should i do in General?
A. wait till she's 18
B. get sent to prison (where you cellmate will think YOUR sexy) and be registered as a sex offender for life
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Do women ever slip date-rape drugs on men?
only the extraordinarily ugly ones
most men here "free pussy" and that's all it takes
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What are the levels on Answerbag?
answer questions, leave comments and earn lot's of points
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Would you wait for your love if they went to prison for 5 years?
no, I'd be off to the hardware store for pickax, shovels and etc
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What job makes the most money? why?
congressman
they get to vote themselves raises!
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I just found out im reterded wat do i do
step one, get one of those day-glo yellow vests.
step two, walk up to hot babes and grab their breasts while saying "play with me mommy"
sure you get slapped half the time but it's probably worth it.
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Body shop says that new black paint has to have swirl scratches that 2 coats wax cant cover. I say new black paint should have NO swirl. In sun looks terrible its new paint should look new not like a kid buffed it. What should i do ? Please help!
your car?
I'd say that if they want to get paid, they had damn well better do the job the way YOU want, or I'd sue their ass off.
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Is kissing a smoker that bad?
never tried it, but i imagine it's a lot like licking oujt an old asytray
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Is this true or false: You have eaten breakfast food for supper in the last week?
true, bacon and eggs for dinner
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Is it possible to identify patients at high risk of lung cancer?
yes, just look outside of any office building in the dead of winter, the five or six people huddled around the side door puffing away are your likely suspects.
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Do you live a double life??? explain.
yes, by day i am mild mannered hotel employee who hardly speaks and avoids people as much as possible, but on line i am many others
erotic short story author
sarcastic jokester
crusading freedom fighter
and wise sage
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Does Pluto belong to the terrestrial or gas giant groups?
i heard he belongs to the disney canines
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I heard today that the state of California placed a bid to purchase the Statue of Liberty from NYC with the intention of relocating it to San Francisco. How can CA afford to throw away this kind of money, I thought they were nearly bankrupt?
if it were true it would be quite the lucrative investment.
think of the tourist dollars from all the rubes and looky-luis who would travel there just to see lady liberty in cali with their own eyes
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What is a sexy first name for a woman that begins with a C?
chloe
celeste
candy
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Could America go broke? See LINK:
BROKE?
America is DEEP IN DEBT!
12,026,232,238,809 and rising rapidly
oops
now
12,026,235,965,496 just since i looked it up
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Is there a place we go to after we die besides the ground?
many places
the ocean, your next of kins mantle, the sun or deep space, your neighbors stomach, the local medical school.
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I am on Worker's Compensation and have a Adjuster and a Case-Worker who should I talk to about having existing problems with my Back Injury as I received 2nd part Of Injection's on left side and now I'm going completly numb on that whole side progressing?
your NEW doctor
i say new because if your old one F'ed you up, DON"T GO BACK TO THAT IDIOT!
once you have doctor statement copy it and hit BOTH caseworker and adjuster with it
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Recently, I have been attending a Chruch that requires members to pay tithes of 10% of everything you earn. Do you agree with this practice?
the word "requires" takes this deep in to "WRONG" territory
request, ask, beg, fine but to dictate that you HAVE TO give 10% of your earnings is just extortion
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I'm 16 years and in love with an 18 year old guy, it appears he loves me too but his 14 year old girlfriend is in my way. He has cheated on her many times with me. Is it wrong for me to want more from him?
once a dog, always adog.
right now he's gotten board with his 14 year old girlfriend and is cheating on her with you, how long until he's cheating on you with someone else?
statistically, if a man cheats once he IS going to do it again, and again, and again, etc, etc, etc.
many woman try to convince themselves that he chooses them over the other woman, but the truth is he is a...
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What do you think? if G.W. Bush GOT some white house intern, would 9/11 have happened?
yes, i am listening to Carlos mencia right now.
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Would you call the cops if you found an electronic bug in your home phone?
yur asking me if i would call the only people who i could think of bugging my phone to report i found the bug?
no, i don't think so. a spy in the hand is better then two in the bush.
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If you "had" to choose a way to die how would you die?
in my sleep, at 250 years old after having spent the last 12 hours banging a dozen sex starved college coed's with the help of 23rd century versions of viagra and red bull
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Am I ugly? http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3318/photo24e.jpg Not really clear but and im getting rid of my glasses soon opinions please thanks
no, just kind of stiff
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How do you fix the door locks on a 1999 ford explorer
just "duck it"
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Is it not illegal for bill collectors to call and harrass you on Sunday? I have one who is calling every 10 minutes and will not stop even though the people with whom they wish to speak are not here and I've told them that... What can I do?
absolutely nothing
even if you change you phone number you will just be trading one bill collector for another as they harass everyone.
you can't even get help from the police or government, this is America and you don't matter unless you are so rich someone else is answering you phone anyway.
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I have realized that I get alone better with the Chinese people then with anyone. And in my heart I have adopted China and the Chinese people as my own country and race. Can I legally live my life as if I am Chinese without admin my caucasian heritage?
don't see why not, vanilla ice is living as a black man.
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Can i get a list of human rights in a comment please, or is it too long?
1. you have the right to remain silent
2. you have the right to be tasered by the police if you don't do exactly what they say, when they say it, without argument and as fast as possible (you will probably be tased anyway though)
3. you have the right to have everything you own, including your freedom, seized by the IRS if you don't make your protection payments, i mean taxes.
4....
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I never really had a mom. She was just not capable of taking care of me and I was raised by my dad. Every time I hear about anything to do with moms I get sad and feel like crying. How do I get over this?
borrow mine for a week
if the lying, stealing, selfish greedy "i want one to, and it has to be bigger and better than yours" no matter what it is just because you have one doesn't drive you to be glad you never had one, the constant throwing your stuff away or moving it because she's bored and filling the house with everything that creeps, crawls, swims, slithers or flies...
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Why do people who leave their pets outside unsupervised complain about coyotes taking their pets? If you knew coyotes are in your area, wouldn't you not leave your pet outside alone?
screw coyotes, i wouldn't leave my pets outside because of the people out there!
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Did you buy Halloween candy in mind for the trick or treaters or yourself ? (be honest lol)
since in my area if someone in a mask comes to your door their there to rob you, i brought candy for myself and a box of .44's for any one comes to my door at night.
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I have eaten 104 Almond Joys because I bought my candy to early. What should I do on Halloween?
104 laps around the block you pig, lol
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How can i control/cage microsoft active sync? it starts up all the time even thought it's not even setup to sync anything, i just use it to dl media from my phone.
i have installed active sync toggle, used msconfig to turn sync of from the startup tab and manually turned it off repeatedly in task manager.
every time i turn aroun d though, bam there it is again
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What do you think about asian women?
HOT!
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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald
everyone focuses on WHO killed JFK, a better question is WHY was he killed?
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There can be only one. So who's it gonna be?
i heard it was mr. rogers, in a blood stained sweater
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Can bad driving be genetic?
yes, it is present in the X chromosome
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My boyfriend had a wet dream while we where in bed together and he got very embarassed by this and explained to me he was thinking of me... but my guy mate says he a liar he just covering himself what u guys think?
what ever he was dreaming, it was his subconsciouse and he had no control over it so you can't blame him, even if he was dreaming about your mother, or his, or the neighbors dog
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I got a girl who says she is stuck in Nigeria and has to pay a hotel bill of $690 USD because she was used and robbed when she was flying out there to see her supposed fiance family. I have a way of helping her butis this a scam?
sounds like a variation of a popular scam where a "girl" contacts you by email, convinces you she wants to travel to meet you in person, but she doesn't have the money for a plane ticket, if you send her the money she promises to "make it up to you, somehow. wink wink, nudge nudge"
you send her the money and never hear from her again or she makes some excuse that the...
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Anyone every seen Hellsing?
fhe one with wolverine in it?
yeah, it rocked, also explainse how wolverine REALLY got his healing factor (left over from being a werewolf, lol)
and the brides? wow, when they aren't all vamped out they are H.O.T!
so is Kate Beckinsale!
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There are lots of stories about "evil stepmothers," but can you think of a story about an evil mother?
macbeth, any one?
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I weigh like 250 pounds and im in a size 16-17 in pants
my boyfriend says i have a beautiful face but if id lose some weight id be drop dead gorgeous.should i be mad?should i find a guy who likes me the way i am?
guy's say stupid insensitive thing, it our nature.
if this is all he's said and he's not pressuring you to lose weight just for looks, keep him, he was probibly trying to give you a compliment
250 lbs isn't good wor anyone under 7' tall, for you own health you should try to lose some weight, if the health problems haven't started yet, they soon will.
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Where is a store you shop at where you DON'T expect any customer service?
best buy
once at best buy i was looking for a cable for my computer and first i couldn't find a single employee anywhere near the pc accessories section, then when one finally turned up after fifteen minutes of searching by my self, he didn't have any idea where it would be either and couldn't reach anyone to ask by store phone.
i finally gave up and left without the cable...
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When you hear it playing... what's the most difficult song to sing along to, but you still try to anyway?
Barenaked ladies "one week"
i have a little respiratory distress and just don't have the wind to sing more then a line or to at these speeds
plus i get tongue tied easily
but i still try
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What would you do if you thought someone was following you?
get to the nearest public place full of people, if people are unavailable I'd look for a defensible position with multiple escape routes and a longer weapon (i carry pepper spray and a knife but in the event of an attack the further you can keep your attacker from you, the harder it is for them to use their knife, club, chloroform, etc on you.)
one of the worst mistakes people make is...
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Would you marry a sexually impure woman?
what do you mean by "sexually impure" woman?
if you mean a woman who likes sex and has had lots of experience? (Samantha Jones/Kim Cattrall from "sex in the city" for example) then HELL YEAH! as long as she tests clean of std's I'd marry her in a hot second.
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Would you ever date a married person even when they say they're never going to leave their family for you?
sure, if Demi Moore, Sarah Michelle Gellar, katie holmes or heidi klum are feeling lonely and want to go out with me...
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If someone completely fails to answer the question don't you think they deserve negative points, or do you just skip over them?
yes, i taught your girlfriend that thing you like her to do to you.
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Does whiskey really help with coughing?
yes, it will help you cough like an old asmatic
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What are three things in your home that you have wanted to throw out but you keep putting it off?
my 61 year old, unemployed (9 years and counting) mother who thinks i am Donald trump or something.
80% of my boxed up stuff that is mostly junk i literally haven't even looked at in years.
70lbs of fat that snuck up on me and now wont go away
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You get to decide who gets the mission to hunt down Osama bin Laden. Who do you choose?
the IRS
"Listen, and understand. The IRS is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are FOUND"
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What is the least painful and easyest way to commit suicide? i'm tired of living, and i want a quick and easy death.
why are you so sad?
suicide isn't the answer to anything, how do you know what ever is on the other side isn't a billion times worse?
not like you can just say" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH this bloody well hurts, i quit being dead!"
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What is the primary reason we sweat?
cause it's hot
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Do you have wild animals or insects in your area deadly enough to kill you? Ex: bears, panther, black widows, etc.
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/ghetto-style.jpg
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When I turn my PC on it goes through the whole set-up, but then the monitor only displays green vertical lines that look like a football field. Does anyone know what's going on or how to fix?
take the blue pill
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Can teen girls cook?
yes
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There are some people who spank children by tying them up and using cans until the poor kids butts bleed. Isn't that TORTURE? I personally can't think of any punishment to those people but killing them.
wow, you have no imagination
1. there's tying them up and caning THEM
2. there's live impalement
3. the classic electrodes to the genitals
4. tie them up and put their feet in boiling water
5. tie them up and drill their teeth without anastesia
6. tie them up and cover them with fire ants
7. tie them up and beat them with rubber hoses
7. force fed them red hot rivets
8. tie...
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What is wrong with selective breeding, eugenics, for the human race to create a better strain?
ask captain Kirk, bet he has a lot to say on the subjeck
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Men dumb question but, would you ever be friends with a guy who is mean to your wife/girlfriend (or a female that you're crushing on) for no reason?
it would depend on the "mean" in question.
if he is mean to her no, if he was just saying he doesn't like her to me, but is civil to her, maybe
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I have this halloween party theme is Disney characters. Im a girl and got a real low budget. Any suggestions?
I thought being Elizabeth Swann when shes as pirate but its kinda boring is it?
eBay
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-DISNEY-ARIEL-WIG-COSTUME-ADULT-WOMEN-NIP-MERMAID_W0QQitemZ250517746724QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a54057424
http://cgi.ebay.com/NWT-Disney-Store-Cinderella-Costume-Glove-Headban-Adult_W0QQitemZ250517169355QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a53fca4cb
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Why is this question rejected as nonsense? Is this world really so ignorant and hateful to traditional Christian values?
i wouldn't say it was "nonsense" just stupid.
very similar if to a lesser degree to the stupidity that landed a lot of people in torture chambers, bonfires and rivers in the middle ages
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Please Help :( i recently spent 3 paychecks on a brand new 80 GB Ipod and it froze sometimes and wouldnt play some songs...and nowwwwww it reads it but it won't sync at all i lost of all my songs on it now and im pissed. What do i do????? please help
next time don't flush your money down the toilet.
i got a New 1.8" 16GB USB Slim MP3/MP4 Media Player for 29.99 on ebay, i have 10 hours of continuous music plus a dozen movies converted to AMV format for long trips.
sure 80GB's are nice but if something happens to my player i'd be mad/disappointed but it wouldn't be the end of the world.
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What do you do when you can't sleep at night?
the same thing i do every night, AB
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The CIA has confidential information that you may be involved with terrorists activities. you do not have a criminal record, but under the Patriot Act, a search of your home is requested. how would you feel about this? resist or no resist?
as an American citizen who does not enjoy being tasered, tasered again, beaten, accused of resisting arrest, tasered a third time, kicked in the head, handcuffed and held as long as possible (24 to 48 hours or more) "for questioning" without being formally charged;
i will let them search my house if they want.
1. I have nothing to hide
2. I'm not a masochist so the whole...
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What's the first thing you think when you realized someone is ignoring you?
OH, Thank goodness, i don't have to bother with them!
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I am always warm even in cold weather. while others are wearing sweaters, i am wearing short sleeves. does anyone know why?
your a martian and used to a much colder environment.
kidding.
i am the same way, in my case i run a constant low grade fever (about0.5 to 1.5 degrees above normal) and i have my blubber to keep me warm (5'9" 270lbs)
the down side is i am particularly sensitive to heat. a pleasant summer day to others is a walk thru the desert to me and a hot day is near fatal torture.
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If you work 6 hour days should you receive any time for lunch or breaks.
for every employer i ever worked, at exactly 6 hours they automatically deducted half an hour for lunch no matter if your only worked 6 hours, 7 hours or what.
unfortunately this is a grey area that is almost entirely in favor of the employer
http://www.legalandrew.com/2007/06/07/lunch-break-and-hour-laws-you-should-know/
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Ninja Assassin. Looks awesome or no?
if it's "Rain" guy with two swords?
yes, way awesome, just from the picture in google search it looks classic bruce lee meets the crow
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Would your biography/memoir be worth reading up to this point in your life?
only if your into gritty dramas full of violence, poverty and death.
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I have feeding balls for my rabbits and the dust off the food seems to stick to the bottom and i cant get it clean. I used soap n water but it didnt work, any ideas?
is the dust on the bottom of your rabbit or the bottom of it's cage or the bottom of it's food dish?
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What reasons can you give me to support the idea that buying clothes made in sweatshops is ethically acceptable?
because, as little as the sweatshop workers make, it's better then nothing at all.
think about it, you have a family to support and there is only one, low paying crappy job available and 2000 applicants, wouldn't you do ANYTHING to keep that job so your family would have SOMETHING to eat?
if you refuse to buy from sweatshops you are not hurting the owners, they just lower pay and or...
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Is bad for me to suck a dummy at 32 years old
what you and your dummy do in the privacy of your own home is certainly none of my business.
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Last night my 6 month old puppy was lying in bed with me. I went to move him to the foot of the bed and he growled at me! I thought maybe I was hurting him so I did it a different way and he growled again! He never does this. Should I be concerned?
he's agitating for control, all children test their parents to see how far they can go/what they can get away with.
if you don't put the puppy in it;s place, it's going to put you in yours
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Should she or shouldn't she ? ( friggin funnier than heck i think.)
damn, that woman was HOT
50 years age!
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Looking forward, how many of you expect to spend you life single/ alone?
i see many of my co-workers walking the path of the lonely hermit and looking at my own life i see the same thing.
i can't help thinking i'm going to be just like one of my former co-workers who lived alone and went home every day to an empty apartment, eat dinner and went to sleep just to get up the next day, go to work, home, repeat until one day he went home, sat down to his...
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Where Can I Download Free Softwares Give URL PLZ?
http://www.filehippo.com
they have lots of freeware and some trial and demo software.
you can find almost everything you will ever need
for every day computer use.
heres their software catagories list
browsers and plugins
file sharing
messaging and chat
file transfer
office and news feeds
develloper tools
antispyware
antivirus
firewalls and security
cleaning and tweaking
...
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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?
find out a total strangers' (someone who has never seen you befor) full name, casually walk up to them and say "hi, _____________. how's the family. we should have drinks again sometime."
remember, this only works with a stranger who has never seen YOU before.
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Which Computer Do u Prefer XP or VISTA or Any OTHER??? Why?
my preferences are in order of most liked to least liked,
1. windows XP
2. windows 98
3. mac
4. linux
5. frebsd
etc
etc
etc
456987333. stabbing myself in the eyes with pencils
456987334. windows vista
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How much of the daily newspaper do you read: all of it/most of it/some of it/a little of it/none of it?
i just skim the headlines of the money and entertainment/life sections and only read the articles if it has something interesting.
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How do you deal with a guy who is a mama's boy (listens and believes everything his mother tells him)?
what ever you do don't tell him he has something wrong with his medulla oblongata.
remember what happened to "Colonel Sanders" in "the waterboy"
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How open minded are you? see link
You Are 64% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.
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i...
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What has happened to spelling?
the public school system
once, i went to pick up my little sister early from school for a doctors appointment, i walked on to school property, into the building and all the way to her classroom without seeing a single adult. once at her classroom, no teacher there either, just a room full of kids going buck wild, throwing things and running around the room.
another time, i was almost run over...
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I have taken 5 pregnancy tests and they all came back negative but i have all the signs i hag when was expecting my first child? The last period i had was 16th-21st august its now the 19th oct and theres o signs of me starting. What should i do?
umm, how old are you?
could it be the time in a womans life when the "oven's" shut down for the last time?
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Why are you using cheats code when you playing a video games?
here are my reasons
1. to get to the harder (and therefore more interesting levels faster
2. because a section of game is so hard i can't get by it
3. cheat codes have eastereggs
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Ok, this is bad. Would you EVER get a hair cut like this?
Hell, no
he looks like a real shithead
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Does America have a gun problem?
No, we have a lead problem
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I'm going to need a new set of tires for my Honda Civic sedan before another New York winter sets in. I tried to find ratings on all-season tires, but every rating site recommends a different brand. Any suggestions?
tires are tires
about the same price = about the same quality.
ratings sites are unreliable because they can be owned or paid by the "wining" Brand.
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Why is sugar bad for you? Apart from rotting your teeth what else does it do?
long term abuse can give you obesity and possibly sugar diabetes
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Every time I try to toast my bread with peanut butter on it the peanut butter falls off and burns. What can I do?
get a toaster oven, it's a small oven for toasting things laying flat instead of sideways
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What would make bowling a more enjoyable experience?
topless cheerleaders jumping on trampolines
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Me and my girlfriend have been playing around recently with my finger around her butthole and when I actually put my finger in, I can feel a hard, tube like thing. Can anyone tell me what it is, I know it might sound weird but we are dying to know?
try these
http://www.health.com/health/library/mdp/0,,zm5068,00.html
http://www.dhmc.org/webpage.cfm?site_id=2&org_id=818&morg_id=0&sec_id=0&gsec_id=42765&item_id=42767
http://www.stockmedicalart.com/medicalartlibrary/female-reproductive-system.html
http://nrm.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Female_reproductive_system_lateral_nolabel.png
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I'm in college and I want to decorate my room. I have a single room, but I don't know how to. My style is very rock n roll/punk/gothic but punkish more so. Any ideas?? Also be sure to list where I could find the stuff.
i would suggest forget about styles, they come and go.
decorate your living space for YOU!
make it a place YOU feel comfortable, a place you can relax.
don't be one of these snotty fools who have turned their home into a museum like show place and now can't even sit down in their own living room for fear of wrinkling the Luis the 14 chairs.
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Can someone give me a quick tutorial on emoticons and text? No links please. I can smile and lol, the basics, but I think I miss a lot sometimes.... Thanks in advance:)
this is a deep and complex, multi racial/language subject that can't easily be explained here.
the basic thought is that the emoticon is a few letters/numbers/symbols that resimble a facial expression.
as for text, it started when people only had the standard telephone keypad with three or four letters per number key. the problem is that properly spelling out words often requiered using...
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Do pretty women make you nervous?
yes, pretty women make me nervous, so do ugly women, blacks, white, Asians, Mexicans, Eskimos, Indians, manikins, statues and anything else that closely resembles a human being.
my life is a constant struggle to remember "they are not going to attack me"
and then some A-hole i have never said a word to drives by and blows an air horn at me, or throws a half empty beer can at my head...
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What would you allow your thirteen year old daughter to do?
me and my shotgun would let her do almost anything she wants within reason as long as she doesn't mind an armed chaperon
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What was the longest war in American history?
the war on drugs, started in the 60's and we're still losing it today!
"The term was first used by President Richard Nixon in 1969"
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Do you believe the quality of no name food and brand name foods is the same?
it varies, product to product but mostly name brand items are better then generic because they have a "Brand" to protect. take Kraft for example, if some white box no name macaroni tastes bad and you stpo buying it, so what, next week they will sell the same product in a yellow bow with a different no name.
but is the kraft blue box tastes bad and word of mouth spreads, it will not...
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How is it that if you hide in a ditch when a nuke goes off, you will take less energy from that nuke.
radiation is directional, like light
the gamma waves and x-rays of a nuclear detonation will be partially absorbed by the ground in the side of the ditch between you and the blast.
but that won't help you much with the thermal plum and fall out (radioactive dust and debre thrown in the air by the blast that "falls" on you, carrying deadly radiation
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Ever hear of aluminum man?
after falling into an aluminum processing machine, chester o'neil gained the power to coat anything in aluminum siding.
many laughed at chester, until he coated them in aluminum and they realized they couldn't breath.
shortly thereafter,the laughter stopped!
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How do think makes a better cheese burger mcdonalds or burger king
Burger King is better than mcdonalds
ralley's is better than mcdonalds
wendy's is better than mcdonalds
this little mom and pop diner on north main street is better than mcdonalds
hundreds of thousands of homes are better than mcdonalds
a shorter list would be whats worse than McCrdboard's
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Why is everyone so afraid of math and science? I personally find them to be easy to understand. I think a lot of people's fear is based on a cultural roadblock TV and movies have created that only geniuses get this stuff.
i love science, unfortunately math is my mortal enemy
i forget numbers seconds after seeing/hearing them, transpose (reverse order) numbers and generally they make my head hurt.
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How many people out there are big fans of the TV show "Gargoyles"? I love it!
i love it to, especially the way star trek stars keep making voice cast appearances
commander riker/jonothan franks = xanatos
counceller troy/ Marina Sirtis = Demona
lt. worf/ Michael Dorn = coldstone, taurus
mr. Data/ Brent Spiner = puck
lt. Uhura / Nichelle Nichols = Diane Maza
capt' janeway/ Kate Mulgrew = queen titania
capt' sisko/ Avery Brooks = Nokkar
geordi laforge/...
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Which generation of Pokemon do you think is the best? 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th? I honestly like the 1st generation best and generation 4 stinks. Do you wish they'd make another Pokemon game with the 1st and 2nd generation Pokemon?
after the first gen, they started looking stupid
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Would you automatically have respect and trust for someone because they are a pastor/priest/priestess/Rabbi or any other kind of religious leader? I personally would not because I have met both really good and really bad religious leaders.
instantly distrust them, and don't leave them alone with my kids if i had any
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Which do you prefer: Money, Power or Sex? You can only choose 1 of the 3. I prefer Power!
money, it buy's power and sex
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Which do you think is worse: heat or cold? I think heat is worse
i agree, the only time i can get a good nights sleep is when the temp is bekow 50 degrees F
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Have you ever been paralyzed in a dream?
my problem is paralysis out side dreams.
i often suffer that "half awake but you can't move" feeling where your eyes are open slightly and you are aware of your surroundings but you can't move
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Do you think it is suicide if an elderly person is diagnosed with a severe, life-threatening illness and they refuse to take medicine?
no, just mental incompetence,
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Do you like, dislike or not feel either way about your neighbors?
theses a saying "good fences make good neighbors.
i believe that good thirty foot double layer brick walls topped with electrified barbwire with machine gun nest towers surrounded by an alligator filled moat make even better neighbors.
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I want a divorce, my husband will not leave. he is not on the lease, how do i kick him out
step one, go to the part of town with a lot of Mexicans (look in the phone book for REAL Mexican stores and restaurants)
step two, find three or four large guys and ask them if they want to make fifty bucks each
step three, introduce the men to your husband and let them introduce your husband to the concept of homelessness.
like carlos mencia says, mexicans will WORK for money, doesn't...
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What was your most memorable Halloween costume when you were little?
i made a robot costume when i was 12, we were very poor so i used blue spray paint and the circuit boards from a broked vcr to turn two boxes into a "flash gorden" like robot costume, even though some people mistook it for a news paper machine costume, it was the best one ever, i even won a costume contest at the library.
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Anyone remember the cartoon character Top Cat? Can you name the members of his "gang?"
yes, no
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What do you do if you hate someone but you have to see them everyday?
i remain professional, go to work, do my job and leave.
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How far is too far when it comes to walking distance for school, 1km, 2km?
kids today are spoiled, when i was your age i had to walk 100 miles to school through 15 feet of snow fighting off huge Dire wolves and sabretooth tigers.
and we din't have the luxury of wheeled back packs either, no sir, we carried our hand printed 30lb books loose in our hands.
but seriously i think about 6 blocks or 1/2 mile is the reasonable limit. if you cant walk to school in about...
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Why are there different religions if it's all the same god?
people are mule headed and every group wan ts their own "GOD" and system of belief.
same reason there are so many cable channels, flags, countries, sports, etc, etc, etc
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Why is my Chili Powder Gritty? Castella Chili Powder, Castella Imports, Inc., Hauppauge, NY
some companies add silica to their spices to prevent clumping
read the label
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Is 25 too late to be having growing pains? I woke up last night to horrid pain radiating from hips to knees. Today it's only in my right leg and goes from hip to ankle with most of the pain in the joints. If not growing pains, what could it be?
it's just your bodies way of saying, GO SEE A DOCTOR!
leg problems can be life threatening due to blood clots migrating and etc
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Why do guys like to watch "cat" aka "chick" fights?
we like to watch two women doing just about anything, fighting just adds the possibility of clothes being ripped open/off.
also when women fight they forget about decorum and propriety and start being REAL. all the pretenses/masks are down
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I am a 16 year old girl and I am starting to have feelings for my friend who is a 23 year old guy. What should I do? I don't I know if he likes me back should I tell him? Is there anything I can do to hint to him that I like him without telling him Thanks
if you really like this guy, leave him alone.
don't destroy his life by getting him sent to prison and on the sex offender registry
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How do i stop my female dog peeing in the house while we are out?
put her on a chain in the back yard
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At what point do you think life begins? Conception? 5 months pregnant? I believe that life begins at birth, before you are born, you are on the same level as a tape worm: just a parasite.
i'm 35 and i'm still waiting for life to begin.
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Do you keep ashtrays in your house for guests who smoke?
No, i keep a loaded shotgun in my house for guests who want to smoke.
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Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcUayY0LXQA&feature=PlayList&p=428A474C091C49AE&index=0
What do you think after watching this disturbing video?
those poor animals should be put down to end there suffering, their breeders to!
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Holy______! Fill in the blank, please?
rusted metal, batman!
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Can anyone tell me the name of this song? (listen to video clip) Please and Thank You! ♥
i can't make out the words, but if you know a line or to from the song you can do a google search and get the title from the lyrics.
heres how:
first enter into google search box a distinctive line from the some in " " like this
"I wanna rock and roll all night"
then add +lyrics
"I wanna rock and roll all night" +lyrics
and hit enter
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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald
G. W. bush with his time machine, he went back and killed JFK to change history after he lost the first election to JOHN F KENNEDY Jr
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Is there a male singer you LITERALLY thought was a woman the first time you heard them?
no, but before i saw wild cherry's video i thought the lead singer was black.
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What do you think of inter racial dating? I'm a black chic, he's a white guy. He wants a date, I have never dated a guy out of my race.
we need more, if enough interracial couples breed and inter-breed eventually everyone will be the same color/race, no more whites vs blacks vs asians etc
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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald
a small piece of lead moving very fast through his head
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Are you on AB because you got suspended from Yahoo?
no, i created four yahoo accounts and flooded them with obscene questions and answers because i was suspended
i switched to AB because yahoo is hella stupid, yahoo is hell lame!
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What comes to mind when I say Bangkok?
i couldn't tell you on yahoo answers without getting flagged
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Why is that the media in the U.S.A. always want to make the black man the bad guy? And lie all the time about black people and other races in the U.S.A.?
because a lot of the time the black man IS the bad guy.
just from personal experience, three quarters of the senseless, unprovoked attacks I've suffered in the last 20 years have been perpetrated by blacks.
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In the US a women is physically abused every 7 seconds. 45% of ER visits by women are due to dom. violence. Do those figures bother anyone else?
yes, it does bother me.
there is a solution to this huge problem though, the judicious use of a good leather belt has been shown to prevent spousal abuse, theft, drug use, DUI, foul language, etc, etc, etc.
half the problem in this country is that parents are either to lazy or to afraid to correct their children when their young.
just like on desperate housewives, if you let your children...
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What will you be doing for Halloween?
staying away from windows while locked in my own home, every holiday local nut bars take pot shots at random property in my neighborhood
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22 year old male dating an 18 year old female, ok or not ok?
same question
32 year old man dating 28 year old woman, ok?
of course, people worry far to much about age, their both adults, live with it.
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To what extent do you think a man would go to to get a woman in bed?
start a war, drug her, force her, pay her, debase himself, men have done just about anything and everything to get in womans pants at one time or another.
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What are three good things about home ownership?
1. you pay your rent directly to the government, no middle man
2. you only have to get the government permission to remodel/make additions to your home, not an owner's too
3. leasing yearly instead of monthly
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Name a food that is good for your brain?
BRAINS... BRAINS...
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What is the most annoying thing about cat ownership?
they are really pushy masters
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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?
get a job as a valet driver, they sit on their ass all day except when parking a car
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Third-party programs keep installing themselves on my browser, and I haven't opted to download them whatsoever. They all come in the format of a plugin to IE. I can remove them, but they keep coming back. How can I stop them?
go to mozilla, ask for firefox
it's free, it's better then IE and it has the option of the adblock addon.
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How should lawyers dress in court?
tux and red lined black opera cape
or maybe red long johns, horns and a tail.
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What close encounter with a ferocious dog or animal would you sooner forget?
i was once surprised by to loose rottweilers. i was scared stupid but since i had nothing to climb and they would have run me down easy i did the only thing i could think of, i pulled my lock blade knife i use at work and charged them screaming my head off and stomping suddenly every few feet.
you never saw such confused animals in your life, they broke and ran.
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