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how long will apple last without Steve?
Schools are the only thing that saved Apple.
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Why does my car stop when I step on the brakes?
That's better than having a car that talks to you and says "the door is a jar". Like what, a jar of jelly? or maybe applesauce?
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Why does my car stall when I step on the gas
Too much air, not enough gas, you have something restricting the gas flow.
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How can I help you?
Change my M1 conviction to a M2 so i can get my guns back!
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Have you defrag your PC hard drive yet?
I think computers have become TOO user friendly, this Windows 7 seems to do whatever it feels like. So, it might have defraged the disk, i'll never know.
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Name your favorite movie?
"Death Wish" 1,2,3 and 4
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Do you refer to your biceps as, "These guys?"
Biceps are "guns". Watch "American Chopper" or "Married with Children".
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what do women what guys to turn them on in bed
Damn Microsoft ! Why did you have to make operating systems so user friendly ? I still remember the day when people that talked like you, couldn't operate a computer.
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I see doves everywhere I go, what does this mean?
It's a 3-sum, but with birds.
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Does Rick Perry sniff Sharpie markers as a cheap high?
Cheap? Sharpies are EXPENSIVE !
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What was the worst car you ever owned? how old were you?
Fiat 850 spider, was the most fun to drive car, but the maintenance was plenty.
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My daughter committed suicide with my gun. How can I get her DNA prints off it?
You should worry about getting your DNA off her body!
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Should people who make guns be shot?
My guns have all been taken away recently for defending my property right after i fired 4 warning shots next to 2 scumbags that almost ran me over with ATV's. I made one piss his pants when i pointed the gun at him as he was about to run me down again. They left and when they got home they fired a shot with their own gun into the front of the ATV and blamed me for it. The scumbag corrupt cop...
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Do albino people get offended if you call them "whitey"?
They would prefer it to "pinky".
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If you had a million dollars what would you do with it?
Buy all stock that pays better than 3% dividend and buy my toys with the dividend money.
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Name things that are in a bathroom.
Mold, milldew, fungus, soap scum, stink, bacteria, and germs!
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What is your favorite way to prepare chicken?
I do mine in a pressure cooker, then brown it in the fat adding spices and salt. Comes out nice and tender, yummy!
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where to put thermometer in chicken thigh
It makes them mad, they will peck you !
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Why do boys pressure you into things?
It's all about CONTROL, nothing else.
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Do you believe prison guards should offer rape victims the option of counseling or a cyanide pill?
You must be in PA, that is where the victims are put in prisons.
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Why do people say, "Don't judge," yet when you do something they judge you?
Do as i say, not as i do.
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where can I buy small easy to use spy cams?
Check eBay, they have pen cameras and even a button camera. They come from China.
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What's your cure for drinking?
I was going to say to just quit cold turkey, but i love cold turkey and chicken also!
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At what age does it become inappropriate to go shopping in the nude?
When the cashier asks you to see what you might have hidden in that wrinkle.
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Are babies better off growing up with lesbian parents because they are guaranteed an abundant supply of milk?
I think i would have grown up better with "My Two Dads". We would have more beer.
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Do you think the F___Word is much over used today? I think it's disgusting. I especially do not like the ladies using it.
The english language has too many words and the "F" word is like a wild card for the people that don't know very many English words. Works for me!
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Would you hand-in $500, if you found it in the street?
If it was just cash without any identification, then "thank you Santa" :)
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In two words or less:-) can you describe "Charlie sheen" ?
Good actor.
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Hace you ever seen/heard your parents have sex?
I never even seen my parents show any kind of affection for each other, except the day we were at my dad's funeral and my mom leaned over and kissed my dad on the forehead and then she started crying.
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If you were sentenced to life without the possibility of parole in a maximum security prison, would you rather be given a lethal injection or live out your life and die of old age in prison?
I asked my attorney after he said that i will probably die in prison, if he would request that i get the death penalty. He said they might, but they would still stall around for 15 years, and i'd die before anyway. And the American government claims that they don't torture prisoners!
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Where were you kissed last?
Kissing spreads communicable diseases, i don't do that, haven't been sick in 16 years.
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If a person is dumb do they know it?
The one thing that dumb people know, is that they are smart!
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Have you ever used a mirror to start a fire?
Only a concave mirror. You need a lot of flat mirrors to do that. I tried 8 and not enough.
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I had an apt with a doctor. I was told it will be $100 for the visit. I asked if that was it, they said yes. I was charged $500. Advice?
I hear on the scanner all the time, an ambulance call, and it's at the hospital. Do they do that because the patient drove in and they want to put an ambulance call on their bill? If it has anything to do with medicine, you will be cheated. I'm trying to get farmers to realize that they save lives just like doctors do but more, by feeding them. I think all farmers should not grow anything...
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If you do not keep a gun in your house, do you have anything else that you keep around specifically for use as a weapon?
I have a large kitchen knife that i keep in the kitchen, but that's for the burgular that comes in unarmed. I just shoot them and put my knife in their hand for evidence.
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Would you like to wake up and find that you were the only person on Earth? What would you do?
Many times i wake up and think i'm the only "normal" person left. On those days i walk around with a geiger counter and a magnet. I check every one to see if they might stick to a magnet or might be radioactive. Sometimes i just zap them with a stun gun to see if they jump.
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How many times a year do you get a haircut?
I got my last haircut(by professional) in 1974, when i was in the Navy, and had no other choice. Now i just put a bowl on my head and cut anything that hangs out.
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what happens to outdated milk
It doesn't get bought as much as the fresher stuff.
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Why is Black unemployment, almost double that of White unemployment???
Education, or lack of it.
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What keeps you away from church?
P.s everyone is welcome but DO NOT GET RUDE OR INSULTIVE.
Thanks
It seems like the worst people i know are church people, for that reason, i'm out.
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Where do you bury dead animals?
I have a little spot under a hemlock tree where i bury the little critters that i accidentally kill or have to kill because they have become pests. Things like hitting frogs, toads or snakes with a mower. Or birds that have to be shot because they insist on building a sloppy mud nest on the house. If i find dead animals or get mice in traps, they are used for baiting the bears and coyotes into...
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Men.. have you ever fantasised -or wished sometimes- that your whole body was a penis?
I was a big penis till my mid 30's, then the brain in my head gradually took over.
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Bisexual, lesbian, or straight?
There should be another category, "not interested in any kind of sex", then i would be in that group.
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How old were you on your last birthday?
More years have gone by than what i have left.
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How do I prove I am a genius to everyone else? Because I am.
Being a genius will give you lots of social points, but conceit will take them all away, plus some!
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Do you ever feel like you're getting blinder?
If i go outside at night and look at a constellation, i can only see it if i look slightly off to the edge. When i look at it straight on, it disappears. It's called macro degeneration. My dad had it, and it got to the point where he had to give up his drivers license. The worse thing about it, is that is the part of your vision that you use to read. My dad also could no longer read or make out...
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why do i stink like poo?
Check the bottom of your shoes, you got to wipe your feet. If that wasn't it, check the bottom of your underwear, you got to wipe your ass!
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Have u ever gotten sraight a's?
I got 5 C's once, that beats 3 A's and 2 B's.
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Do guys like fatter vaginas? If yes, why? If no, why?
I can't remember, that was 28 years ago.
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How do you feel about Charlie Sheen and his new publicity?
I really like the movies that he's done and i like Two and a Half Men. But $1.8 million per episode pisses me off ! People in the USA need to get some common sense when it comes to paying people rediculous incomes. When Lloyd Bridges made an episode of Sea Hunt, he was paid $150 per episode.
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What are your feelings on the nuclear plant in Japan that is leaking radiation into The Pacific Ocean?
I have the batteries charged in my Precision 107C.
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An inflated beachball has a circumference of 24 ¼ inches. How much plastic material is needed to make the ball?
24.25/pi=7.719=diameter
7.719/2=3.8595=radius
4*pi*3.8595^2=187.18611sq.in.
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how do u get the cool boy in the school 2 ask u out
Cool is the guy that can have any girl and probably has already. Is that the kind of guy that you want? As long as you are his girl, he will still want all the rest of the girls that want him.
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Cheese lovers, assemble! What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Extra Sharp Cheddar
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can hemorrhoids disqualify you from military service?
No.
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Is it legal to construct a 10 amp taser in my home?
The thin wires of a taser would not take 10 amps. Are you going to shoot a roll of 14-2 at them?
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Have you ever taken the risk of fresh water fishing without a fishing license in the USA? Been There Done That!
Never had a license, only ever caught 1 fish using a live bumblebee on the hook. I let it go.
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Why has the ask a question button stopped working? I had to get to ask through one of the ask a question here boxes.
Every question that ever was has been asked now. It's kind of like music, all of todays music sucks because all the good music has already been created.
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What caused the Civil War?
Jealousy! The north was jealous of the south because they had slaves doing their work.
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What caused the Civil War?
Jealousy! The north was jealous of the south because they had slaves doing their work.
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Does saving money make you happy?
In order to get the most out of your money, spend it as you make it. If you borrow money you lose and if you save money it will decompose by inflation. I was a fool that saved my money and now i'm being looked at by the government as being rich, but my earnings from it are only $15K/yr. By the time i get my social security, i'll have to spend that all on a health insurance plan. I have no...
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Is it bad to masturbate alot?
Too much will cause zits and migraines.
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Why are most people stupid?
They probably wouldn't be if they made up their own mind instead of looking around for the majority opinion. The majority is almost always wrong!
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Is it the responsibility of humans to protect endangered animals?
No, people must let nature take it's own course.
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What's your favorite Hostess snack food?
Lemon filled pies.
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what branch of military is the best?
Navy
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How can I smile at people without looking creepy?
Now that i've had quite a few teeth pulled, i can understand what it's like if i smile at someone. I can see that "creeped out" look on people's faces.
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Which part of the sewing machine regulates the operation of the machine?
The part that sits in a chair next to it.
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
Doesn't matter, his reign of terror is over. Now there is a lot more like him that need to kill themselves.
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If someone was bisexual and had no friends would you be thier friend? Why or Why not?
No. I consider my friends to be non-sexual, like me.
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Are potatoes meat?
Only the long tubular ones that are used as a sex toy.
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My mom said that her father brought his rifle home from WW1 (and that her mom threw it out after he died)… was that allowed!?
I think the garbage man took it to "Pawn Stars" and got lots of money for it. I think i saw that episode.
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Would you want to be more machine than man?
Being into microcomputers and robotics, i wish i could replace my worn out body with a machine, then i could just change a bearing or an IC when it goes bad.
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Do solar panels work better with reflectors on them?
I personally tried this and the output from the panel is more just for a short time, because as it becomes overheated, the output is not very much more. The cells would need some kind of cooling added.
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Is the United States safer after American troops tortured, raped, and murdered Iraqi and Afghan people? Are the troops "war heroes"?
Your women are too ugly to get raped, that's why they hide their faces, be realistic!
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One day, you answer 10 question's and your points go up 200 points, next day you answer 50 and your points only go up 25. WHY?
Because some days, you have a lot of "smart ass" answers that people don't like !
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Is the mid-life crisis real or a myth?
I don't think so, i'm 60 and i've been in my so called mid life crisis all my life. I retired as early as i could(44) so i'd have more time to play with my toys.
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What is something that you believe in, that some other people may consider silly?
I believe that plush animals make the best pets, they are soft to pet, don't stink, don't poop, and won't die if you forget to feed it.
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is 6 inch and 4 inch circumference big?
Yeah, don't you wish yours was that big?
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How can someone get locked out of their Facebook account?
Someone tricked you into giving your name and password. If you had anything to be blackmailed with in your account, they take over your account by changing your password. There are quite a few people right now being prosecuted for that. They look for porn pics that people have in their account and they blackmail you for more pics or money. I was tricked, but i had nothing good, i complained to...
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Can my school make me shave my face?
I had no income, allowance, whatever when i was a kid. When a teacher suggested anything like that to me, i told them that, and they would have to communicate that to my parents.
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I'm 15 and a girl so I was wondering how do I get a 4 or 6 pack? which ever
You're too young for beer.
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Why is it all the women with fake hair, fake nails, and fake bodies expect to find a "real man"?
I always ran away from the first fake thing i see. It is the same thing as a lie!
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Do say O or zero when describing a phone number?
When i was a kid, i always said O, but i noticed people had a problem with that, so i got in the habit of saying zero.
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Why do busy bodies who think they know everything seem to have the fewest real answers to important questions?
Where are these important questions?
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what does chippy mean?
somebody told me that word comes from ninoy aquino
It was my pet chipmunk's name, "Chippy".
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What phrase or cliche do you hate the most?
When someone says "what ever" to me, i just want to punch them in the face.
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why most of girls love to be naked beside boys
I had that very same dream last night.
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Ladies, I'm 18 and have a 19cm long penis. What do you think of that size?
Someday, if you ever get a job, you might just get that caught up in a machine, then i want to see you brag.
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how many of u want to be a doctor? why?
I want to be a doctor so i can make more money in one year than most people do in their lifetime.
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I like to make my own fish cakes. Can I freeze them in the same way I do shop bought ones?
I made salmon cakes last night, they are just too good to freeze, i finished them tonight.
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Why did you burn my house?
We firemen needed practice in putting out fires.
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What will happen if the president of Egypt doesn't step down?
If he does, then the people will realize that they can push their government around, and then who's next? Most likely the USA.
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I dont get why do girls...
My older brother was always mean to women, and for some reason he always had girlfriends.
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Im dating a homeless man who camps near my home and i want to invite him to live with me, is 3mths to soon to already be moving in together?
Sounds like something you just made up just to see what responses you will get. Everyone knows that women only look for MONEY in a guy.
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hi, do girls like the smell of shit? or piss like stained on clothes. please help me i smell like shit
I'm sure you look worse than you smell!
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i cannot find a reason to continue life
You need to buy more toys, try getting an ATV, they are lots of fun!
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i have an early 1950's RCA console stereo. it is a walnut case with all original components and works. what is it worth?
I pick up stuff like that at auctions for $1, as the only bidder.
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Is Justin Beiber a Gay Girl Who Had a *** Change Ad Do You Hate Him A LOT!!??
When i look at someone and i can't figure out if it's a girl or a boy, i just look away. Why would anyone want to look like that?
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Do you think professional athletes are paid too much money? Why or why not?
If all their money came just from people coming to the games, i wouldn't care. But it sucks when i buy a product in the store, knowing that a lot of the money that i paid for it, went to a player for endorsing it on TV.
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Why there is no protesters in around the world for the Egyptian people ?
They freed convicts from prisons, looted stores, beat up innocent news reporters. People that act like that are just scum, the government should have just shot all of them!
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What would you never say to someone on their deathbed?
Can i borrow a hundred bucks before you go?
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Will E10 ethanol gas improve gas mileage?
I have 3 motorcycles that i had back when gas was gas, my harley got 69 mpg on a trip then and now 49mpg. My 350 Honda was 65mpg back then and now 48 mpg. I have a Dodge truck that got 28 mpg back in 1980 and now 22 mpg. Not only does it give crap mileage, the ethanol destroys a lot of parts in the gas line, such as epoxies, fiberglass, fuel pumps, "O" rings and seals, not to mention hoses. It...
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Why won't HAL open the pod bay doors?
Maybe the decoder I.C. going to the quad octal latch on circuit board "1C" has degraded to the point that the NPN transistor will not trip the relay that goes to the bay doors.
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I am 5' 10' roughly 190 to 195 lbs... I am 37 years old. What should be my average weight for my height and age?
160
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how do i get my mom to fuck or do sexual things to me? please help fast i want to fuck her so badly!!!
You've already been in her pussy once, isn't that enough?
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Should schools be stricter or do you think they are over reacting on some levels
Public schools should not be a free thing, if parents are too lazy or stupid to home school, then they can pay for public school. When i went to school, there were 37 students in a class, and teachers didn't have a teachers assistant. Students were the smartest in the world. Now teachers have 12 or less students, an assistant, to help do their work, and Americans are ranked 30th in the world....
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How do you handle people you don't like?
I ignore the people that i don't like, and if they don't ignore me, they better watch out. Revenge, is what i do best.
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Apple CEO Steve jobs said LSD was 1 of top 2 most important things hes ever done. What do you think of this/do you know want to try it?
I was in the military back in 1970-1974 and saw too many people tripping on LSD. It's something you need to see before you try it. I would not ever try it after seeing it myself. It looked like every trip was a bad trip.
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Would you rather have your legs run over by a car at 5 mph or 25 mph?
The laws of momentum will show that the force of the higher speed will cause more force on your legs. I'l take the 5 mph.
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do parents bother you
My dad is dead and my mom has cancer, when she dies, i'll wish she was still around to bother me. When strangers bother me, i just want to shoot them!
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i am 10 and a girl can someone tell me how to mastrubate my friends at school tell me about it and they say it feels great i wanna do it too
That's a "figure out yourself thing", don't ask, it makes you look simple minded.
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what makes life easy
Learn how things work and be able to fix almost anything, after all, what people want is things. I buy or get many things free or cheap, because people don't want to spend the money to get it fixed. Sometimes intelligence is worth as much as money.
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When you eat Life cereal, do you tend to keep pouring bowls till it's gone
and like life itself, don't know when to quit till all is gone?
No, i keep pouring those Cocoa Krispies, and like Cap'n Crunch itself, it's gone before you know it.
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Do you think that longer waiting periods for guns and psychological evaluations (like a personality test) would save lives? Do you think that both handguns and shotguns should have waiting periods?
YES! I know a person that was mentally ill and had many guns. He had an AK-47 Assault rifle with a 100 round magazine. He was cleaning one of his handguns and accidentally fired it through his house and the bullet went into the neighbors house. He did eventually committed suicide, which i predicted he'd do. He went into his shed in winter, started his lawnmower and killed himself from carbon...
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If you could choose where the taxes YOU pay go, where would they go?
The only 2 things that i would want them to go to is military and road maintenance.
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How big is your bed??
Full size, and it's only big enough for me, get your own bed:)
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...what "new" thing have you learned lately?
Yes, today i learned that there was an animal called a "fisher". It looks similar to a badger and it prefers porcupine for supper.
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Guys, how do you finger girls?
Point at them and say "She did it!"
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what are things my boyfriend can do while I'm on top?
Watch TV, play video game, or get some shut eye. I fell asleep once when my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. She bit me there to wake me up:(
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Why does my cat sit there and stare at me for hours?
It's the same reason why prisoners sit for hours and stare at prison guards. Your cat wonders what it did wrong that you have it in prison, when it could be outside raiding garbage cans and searching for rodents. And don't forget about all the sex it could be having with other cats.
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Has the wealthy person ever given a thought that how the poor person sleeping on the street and they are having beautiful sleep at night ?
The rich are blind to the homeless, they tell everyone that all Americans are rich. From where i stand, all i see is that all Americans are poor. The rich have only rich people for friends, and the poor "can only" have poor for their friends.
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if more current is drawn from a battery as more components are connected in parallel, explain what happens to electrons that makes this true
Each component added will draw it's own current, all current loops will add to be the total amount.
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WTF is wrong with people?
Right now i have a lump on one of my finger joints and my left hip joint hurts all the time for the last 14 years, my teeth are mostly rotted from too much dentistry, almost deaf in my right ear, and the beginning of macro degeneration. That's what's wrong with me!
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"Another 2million fish have died in the Chesapeake Bay area in Maryland, just days after two similar incidents elsewhere in the US"
And don't forget about all the birds, i think there has been a toxic chemical release by someone, company, or government.
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how to get a big dick naturally?
I was born with mine, but with evolution progressing, i've heard that many guys today have tiny penis's.
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Did you ever think you could fly? I did, and I crashed on my first attempt.
When i was a kid, i watched a Tarzan movie where "boy" made a set of wings out of tree branches and animal skins. He would run down hill and become airborne, even cheetah tried it and it worked. So i made a set of wings out of tree branches and cardboard. When i ran downhill and tried to fly, i'd only crash.
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How can the police bust a party and raid the house if they don't have a search warrant?
Because cops think they can go anywhere they want.
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I have a 2009 Pontiac G6 and i got stuck in a about 2 foot of snow and now it wont start or click is my computer fried
The snow melted, turned to water which got into things and then froze. You have to thaw it first, let the water come out and it might be OK.
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can i become a man again?
I took my car to my mechanic to have him make it into a truck, and the last time i went to him and asked him to make it into a car again, he says that i'm crazy.
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Why aren't Personal Property Taxes unconstitutional?
Because the people have to vote for someone and either candidate that you voted for is going to do the same thing as the other. And that seems to always be in ripping off the people with unfair taxation. I considered moving to Virginia or West Virginia, till i saw that the personal property tax would kill me with all the toys that i have. And i think it is just disgusting in West Virginia to...
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how much air pressure from a 1" pipe into a 3" pipe does it take to raise water 300 feet up in a well?
A jet pump above ground pushes water down, not air, i don't think what you want to do will push any water in that distance.
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This year, I've taken up photography as a rather passionate hobby. Please take a look at this link and tell me, what do you think?
The one with the moon has blurred trees, it makes you want to rub your eyes. It would have been better if you used the depth of field by moving back and zoom in, to get a wider focal range.
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How do you tell if someone is F*ing with you?
Get one of those wildlife cameras and hide it in the kitchen, the motion detector on it will detect a person moving and will start taking pictures till the movement stops.
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Does this work?
Is this thing on?
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Atheists, please satisfy my curiosity...
For people that don't believe in evolution, i've seen changes in the average person just in my lifetime. Many people today have ears that stick out like monkeys, their eyes are too far apart and they are huge today, fat and big boned like cows, compared to 60 years ago. And don't forget that people's I.Q.'s have really gone down.
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I have been reading up and Is it normal for a man to pee in a womans vigina while having sex or when entering?
No, just because rabbits piss on each other before sex, doesn't mean you should.
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I'm 13 and nothing comes out when I masturbate. Is this normal?
Get a bottle of Elmers glue and squirt it around. When you go to clean it up, you'll find out what kind of mess it makes. Enjoy your clean time, it will probably end soon.
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Would you let a gay docter slap your baby's behind?
Why, what did my baby do wrong?
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how do i dissolve water based lubricants?
Electronics and contaminates don't mix, use distilled water.
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How do I approach a woman who is a clerk at a hotel across town?
Just remember, "No shirt, No shoes, No service"
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do you guys find greek girls hot???
Not until they shave off their mustaches.
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Is the ukelele difficult to learn?
Tiptoe, through the tulips, ------- (Tiny Tim)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0
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Have you ever locked yourself out of your house or apartment? How did you get back in?
Look for the cheapest window to replace and break it out, my case was a cellar window. My house i live in now, doesn't have any cheap windows, they are double thermo panes.
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How to fuck my Dog?
Wave a nice steak in front of him and when he goes for it, put it in the soap dish on the other side of the bath tub full of water.
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If you didn't smoke, drink, do drugs, go out, how much would you save and what would you spend the money on?
I don't and i started saving all i can in 1982, retired in 1995 at age 44 with $380,000 in the bank. My highest earned income was only $11.77/hr. But then, interest rates were real good back then, and now it's crap! I'm gradually transferring all my savings to stocks now. Nobody should ever put their money in a bank that pays less than 5%(inflation).
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What TV show have you repeatedly watched over and over again ?
Three's Company, Married With Children, Unhappily Ever After, Leave it to Beaver, Three Stooges
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why wont my penis grow??? im 16 and soft it is 4 in and i dont know why its not growing??/
It only grows when you see or touch a naked girl.
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do you feel like you care about your partner more than they care about you?
Yes, and then one day she told me her theory about the guy that she loves is not her best friend, it is one of her girlfriends. That's not my theory. I believe a couple have to consider their partner as their best friend, or not get married.
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Can a United States postal office carrier accept a Christmas card with money?
I think postal carriers should give all his people that he delivers to, a Christmas card with money, that might help make up for all the mis-delivered mail he caused all year.
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Where do we draw the lines between Science & Magic? (some inventions today are truly out of this world.)
Being into electronics since 1959, i would say it's just all science.
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What is the name of the Geiko Gecko?
I think it's really "Stanley" and he's just trying to get out of paying child support.
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I had sex with my girlfriend twice and the second time half of my sperm went inside is she pregnant??
Yes, now get your money out, it's time to pay child support till the kid turns 18. It's a lot of money for that tiny bit of fun, you should take more responsibility with what you do.
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If you could be best friends with a famous person....?
Thomas Edison
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Why don't more people worship Hercules? He was the son of god!
I always did when i was a kid, there was a weekly program on TV that showed his movies. It was called "Sons of Hercules". Some of the movies had "Hercules" in them, Steve Reeves.
It was my inspiration to get into weightlifting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5L9pA4fqnw
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15th birthday party!??!?
I just turned 60 two weeks ago, never had a birthday party in my whole life.
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I'm in my mid 20's it seems like the older I get the more other people get on my nerves even without trying too, why is this?
It just keeps getting worse as you get even older. I think mine started when the government sent me a draft notice, saying that it was time for me to go to Vietnam and die, or go to prison if i refuse to. The latest thing is getting a notice in the mail saying that i must serve on jury duty or pay a $500 fine. They offered to pay 20 cents per mile which barely pays my gas and a whopping $9/day....
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Most jobs today won't allow you to apply unless you're on-line, isn't this discrimination against poor people and older people?
When i graduated from high school, getting a job was by filling out an application. Then some idiot invented this thing called a "resume", some kind of French crap made from the English word meaning "to continue where you left off". The last job i went for, i brought in my resume that i thought i did right, and gave it to the personnel manager. When it got time for my interview, the first thing...
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can a virgin squirt?
If she buys a "Super Soaker", then yes, she can make a really big mess.
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Can I prevent muscle deterioration without exercising?
I worked out most of my life, but there was about 2 years of my life that i didn't. All evidence of muscle tone had gone away and it looked like i was a wimp all my life.
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Don't you people bored with Assange bullshit? I mean the made a lot of hype and promotional money on that.
The hell you say! What kind of english is that?
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How old were you when you started your first serious relationship?
I was 29, but then she was more serious than me. I never liked the idea of getting married. When a guy waits that late in life to get into a relationship, he has already seen the ugly in people's relationships.
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Why do people bother to travel during christmas when they know they will spend the night at airports?
The last time i spent a night in an airport, i was in the Navy going home for Christmas. After that, i bought a used Fiat 850 spider and never flew again.
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is it illegal for a 30 year old to date a 17 year old in the state of PA?
Date=no, sex=yes
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when hollywood actors have has he put his penis in the actresses vagina?
Do you actually talk like that? What the hell did you say?
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What do you think parents can do to help teenagers avoid depression?
How can teenagers be depressed, they don't have to work and they should be in the best of health that they will ever be. Exercise and my electronics hobby kept me happy. Then i graduated form High School and had to get a job, hair fell out, have back problems and my teeth are almost all gone, been depressed ever since!
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How can I bring more oxygen to my blood?
You could sleep in an oxygen tent like Michael Jackson once did. I always worried about gamma particles going through my body while i was sleeping. There are people that believe that a gamma particle can disrupt a cell when it's dividing and screwing up the DNA, which is the begining of cancer. I was going to build a big lead box to sleep in so i'm not bombarded by gamma particles. But then, i...
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Do you think smoking while driving is just as dangerous as talking/texting while driving?
No, smoking relaxes a person and helps prevent "Road Rage".
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Sprechen ze Answerbagese?
No spraygenzee doych!
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Are you wealthy or poor ?
Gratitude allows abundance. Complaint allows poverty.
My income is less than $15K/yr. which is probably considered poor. My neighbor tells people in the neighborhood that he's poor and people do things for him thinking he is. He told me that he makes $35K/yr. I think some people that make $100K+, will consider themselves to be poor. I still make enough to pay my bills, but i don't have some things like homeowners insurance or health insurance. I...
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Does anyone know if it is ok to drink ur own pee?
If your water is that bad, put a bucket out and catch some rain water, it's better for you. I had a flying squirrel that i caught once. I had him in a bucket with a screen over it. I was getting it to eat bananas and walnuts. I went to an auction and when i came home, it acted like it was half dead. I picked it up and tried to get it to drink from an eye dropper and get it to eat something. It...
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What could blood in the stool mean for a teen?
I hope you didn't leave out anything like having anal sex. Doctors don't like it when you keep things quiet, that might be the cause of it.
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have u ever slept with someone 10+ or 10- your age?
My last girlfriend was 10 years younger than me. I was 31, she was 21. Young girls are horny, she wanted it more than i did. Once a day wasn't enough for her, she was a nymphomaniac.
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I own a 2003 Chevy Impala, How do I disconnect the check engine light ?
If you get it inspected, they plug a diagnostic tool into the car's computer and read it's problems anyway. You need to find out why it came on. I bought a Equus Innova on eBay to read my problems. I just recently had a p0446 DTC and it had to do with evaporative system. I worked at it for 3 months before i fixed it. Mine is a 2003 Silverado. The charcoal canister has powered charcoal in it and...
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Since when people of faith is considered unintelligent? Why?
Most religious people have tiny little minds, they have no hobbies, and can't figure out things that really count in life. Trying to find Jesus is not something to live by. If they really want to find something, try figuring out what makes your washing machine work, or maybe what makes your car go. Trying to push religion onto people that just dont want it is not accomplishing anything. Going...
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i just got my belly button pierced should i move it around?
You can't move your belly button, it has to stay where it is :)
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Why doesn't fingering myself feel good?
If men didn't have "Playboy's", we wouldn't be having such a good time either.
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Why do Republicans hate American judges?
In my situation, i have jury duty next month. The judge is an asshole that caused me to be fired from a job that i had for 20 years. And it's just because of a slut that harrassed me at work, because i never made a pass at her like all the other guys did. She would pass me on the highway on the way to work and get in front of me and drive real slow, then i'd be late for work. I started to give...
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Do you think that 2011 will be the worst recession compare to previous years?
Crime is getting so bad in my area, it seems like everyone is getting jury duty. Maybe employers can hire the "would be criminals" to work while we are in court as jurors.
Then maybe the crime will go down some, until they lay off the "would be criminals". Then it will all start over again, "History tends to repeat itself".
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tiny headaches incertain parts of the head
Most of my headaches are caused by subluxation of my spine. That might be your problem, you may have pinched nerves. Go to a chiropractor and get an adjustment.
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Have you ever scratched your balls or vigina and then smelled ur fingers?
I can scratch my balls, but my vagina lives hundreds of miles away from me.
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How many times a week should you work out your biceps?
I worked out most of my life, about 36 years. I would work out 7 days a week, but not the same muscle groups 2 days in a row. Do biceps one day then triceps the next. I always did 3 sets of 10, adjusting the weight amount so the last rep in the last set was starting to get really hard to finish. If you work out so you get sore muscles that last more than one day, then you are working to much....
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Will you give some food pllleeeaaassseee?
While all my neighbors("scumbags"), burn their food garbage and stink up my life, i always put my food scraps out for the starving animals to eat. I watched a black bear once, ripping up a log on the ground, just to lick up a few tiny ants. You got to feel sorry for the critters, finding food, it just isn't that easy.
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What will happen if there will be no politician ?
Our government was designed when there was very little ways of communication of the people and yet the government still wants to keep that "representation" crap alive. It's just to have a bunch of rich politicians. With cell phones and the internet, the people can vote and even come up with better ideas than what politicians can. Our government needs to be in a redesign mode. It's like a court...
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Men: would you drive a Kia Soul by choice?
If i buy another little car, it will be a Honda, i wouldn't ever give any of my money to Korea!
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I have medium brown hair, and i want to bleach it to dye my hair a blonde color. What will happen to my hair?
Don't get near horses, they love blonde hair, they will try to eat it, they think it's straw.
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My girlfriends mom hates me and any guy she's with. She won't let me see her or anything. Her dad is afraid to let me.
Let her go, her mother will destroy your life. I had the exact situation.
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For the longest time I was 5'10". Now, at the ripe old age of 30. I am 5'8". How can this happen so fast?
The first time you measured yourself, you had high heels on.
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Which is your favorite Whiskey?
Southern Comfort.
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Have you ever been to boot camp?
Yes, boot camp is to teach a person that you have to obey an order, no matter how stupid it is. Also it teaches vigilance. We had to iron our clothes with a plastic soap container. When someone screws up, we all do push-ups forever for punishment. At night, we take our soap, roll it up in a towel and beat the shit out of the guy that screwed up and made us all do push-ups.
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Does it take a genius to figure out that your cat should be kept inside?
Cats are an outdoor animal, i can show you a $90,000 house that was destroyed by woman that had 18 cats and let them have their way inside. The house was torn down and the owner suffered the losses. I live in the country and people with cats leave them outside, they are all mousers and you can't get near them. They go back to the owners houses when they can't find anything to eat and the owners...
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How do I spy on my daughters cellphone? She's 13 and I think she's talking to an older guy.
My generation survived without a cell phone when we were 13, you should have thought of it when you gave her one.
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I need help. My family is falling apart.
It looks like you welcome the idea of PTSD, it's not something to brag about but to hide or try to get rid of. My brother had a tumor in his spine and had a disk removed to get the tumor out. He was temporarly paralyzed but could then walk again. The government gave him Social Security disability for not being able to do his job. He looked at this as being beneficial, along with when he was...
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Have you ever organized a petition? What were you trying to stop or get changed?
I organized a strike for the people in my department. Everyone except one brown-noser went along with the strike for higher pay. This was about 30 people. We lost, the boss tried to tell us that we all enjoyed our jobs and didn't deserve higher pay because of that. More than half went back to work, so i did also. But if everyone would have stood our position, they would have to given us a...
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If you are a cashier, how do you feel when you work during the Christmas season?
Don't you just hate it when you have to bust open a roll of pennies just to get one and the next customer wants to give you a bunch of them, to pay for their stuff.
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How can we overcome the fear of death?
When the Hale-Bopp comet came closest to earth in 1997 is when my dad died. I believe he jumped aboard and rode off on it. Maybe there will be something to take you away to another life when you die. Most people think there is going to be a better life in their after life and make life miserable in this life for everyone. Enjoy the life you have now, because there might not be an after life.
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What will happen if I pick my nose?
I didn't get to pick my nose, my mother gave me the one she wanted me to have.
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How do you normally start your day?
I go to the wood stove and get a fire going, it's cold in the mornings around 53 degrees in the house.
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Should I feel guilty? I just polished off a bag of Peanut M&Ms! They're my favorite...
There must be some kind of drug in M&Ms, everytime i start on a bag, i just can't put it down:)
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How are you celebrating Xmas ?
It's just another day, i'll stay home and try to make donuts or maybe a spanish bar cake. I have left over frozen turkey from thanksgiving for my main meal. Part of getting old is that your friends and relatives all go their separate ways and i'm by myself for the rest of my life.
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I think I'm losing my hair, but I'm only twenty. And I already have a few grey hairs here and there.
I had the same problem, i was even called "baldy" in high school. I considered different methods to restore my hair but they are expensive and not worth it. You are what you are and you shouldn't try to be someone that you are not. I just turned 60, never got married or had any kids. After seeing other people that did and they are jealous of my lifestyle, i'm glad my losing my hair was to my...
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wats is a 'litmus test' and wat does it have to do woth law enforcement?
It doesn't test for spelling errors.
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What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Fudge ripple
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Are my parents cheap?
Not only Santa knows if you've been bad or good, your parents do to.
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Why is calling someone a turkey an insult to that person? Turkeys are awesome and they taste good.
I know that some people are just "chicken" , but i never called anyone "turkey".
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What is your most favorite weather to be in??
Warm spring days are best, "NO BUGS" yet. A warm spring day is around 60 F degrees, anything warmer is hot for me.
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What was the best present you recieved this Christmas?
All i can say is, she started out with her clothes on, then -----
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Where does the lint in your pockets come from?
Pockets are actually the lint filters in your washing machine. Always have something with pockets in the washing machine or the lint can cause pump failure:)
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How do I delete all Viewsat channels?
Not sure about Viewsat, but i have Pansat and it has "Factory reset" in the menu.
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do you think i can be a model? pics inside
Most models have muscle tone, they work out all the time. You will need to get more toned.
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I hate going poo poo out my bum, is there some operation I could have to poo poo from another place?
If you eat only foods that your body can completely digest, you won't poop anymore.
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Is 12 too young to have a first kiss?
That's too young, grow up first and when you graduate from High School, you can play around. 17-18
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i replaced my oil pan gasket and now i have no oil going to the top off my engine
You should have put oil back into the engine, it's empty now.
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
Vigilant
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What do you think of parents who give their third grade children a cell phone?
It is real strange that my generation all made it through school without one, but kids need them today. It raises a kid to be insecure.
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What is it like to have sex? I chickened out in 1978.
You don't miss what you never had. I was 29 the first time i got laid in 1979. Now, come January 2011, it will be 29 years since i got laid the last time. I missed it at first for about 20 years, but i've pretty much forgot what it was like. Thank God for Alzheimers disease.
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in my dreams why do i always dream of this same man trying to kill me but when i sleep with my mum i don't dream of him?
If i slept with my mum, i would have nightmares of the same man killing me!
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How do I clean old milk bottles?
Muriatic acid, (hydrochloric acid)
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What do you own that is made of carbon fiber?
(not including sports equipment or auto related stuff)
Many printers and plotters had a frame made of carbon fiber, recently i've ripped apart a HP plotter and a TEC laser printer. They both had carbon fiber to hold all the mechanical parts.
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Is there any girl that would be able to carry a 160lb guy?
WWE's Glamazon, Beth Phoenix, she's pretty and powerful. I saw her lift 2 girls at the same time, over 200 lbs.
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What is craft paint?
It's a gallon of paint put in a tiny jar, or at least the price is almost as if it were a gallon.
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Do you have the courage to live a life without meaning ?
Means nothing to me, i never got married or had kids, i have too many hobbies, i retired when i was 44(which seems to piss everyone off). So every day when i get up, i don't know if i'm just going to play with all my toys or try to make something with all my tools. I'm not a follower, i don't do what people consider normal, i do what i feel like at that moment.
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Why is a crush called a "crush"?
It's really an orange flavored soda. What you're talking about is just "Lust".
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Catholic?
If you believe that all protestants are going to hell, then you are still catholic.
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How would you keep me warm on a cold night?
I'd buy you an electric blanket.
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im constantly eating plastic, i know its not good but its a bad habit, will this have any long term effects?btw ive been eating plastic 4yrs
I like the flavor of polystyrene myself, but most people prefer high density polyethlene.
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do u ever get deja vu? has it happened to u recently?
Didn't i read this question before?
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Why sudden failure to start and loss of compression?
You're being "Bamboozled". Most mechanics are stupid or scam artists. Most likely you have a spot on the flywheel with broken teeth or the Bendix on the starter motor was slipping. Keep in mind, if you go to a hospital and tell the doctor "i think i might have cancer", you can bet the doctor will go along with your suggestion, because there is a lot of money in it. When you took your car in,...
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How is TV bad for you?
My first job was working at McDonalds, my second job was working as a TV repairman for an appliance store. If not for TV's, i'd probably be burned out from still flipping burgers all my life!
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What can I do about my neighbors screaming kids?
I have neighbors like that. They constantly scream and yell just to try to get attention. I know thats it, because i fire up my buzz saw and it makes more noise than what they do and they all go inside their house.
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Should a mouse (rodent) have a trial before electrocution?
My policy is that, if it is alive yet, when i find it in a trap, i let it have it's freedom. But i take it over by the neighbor that i don't like, and let it go there. Maybe it will find a way in their house, and live a nice life.
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Do you want my email address?
I have too many now, and nobody seems to ever respond to anything i send them.
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what can i do my 17 y/o charged with aggravated domestic violence, he was emancipated when arrested so they could charge him as adult.
Let him pay his dues, gotta learn sometime.
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Why I feel so tired after waking up?
Because you had too many extra hours of sleep the day before.
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Are we getting more sexually absessed with each generation?
I think we can blame it on the internet, i never saw a naked woman till i was 22 in the Navy, me and another guy went to a strip club in California. I think girls and boys all have visited porn sites intentionally or accidentally before they are 10 years old.
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Why does an aircraft require an extra kick to break the sound barrier?
Because the sound that you create becomes a turbulent barrier that is right with you, when you are at the speed of sound.
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I've heard of dogs having bloodlust for meat, but can humans have this quality too?
Where do you live! Seems like all the guys and some women just can't wait till killing season so they can get some free, wild, meat. Or is it just a perversion to want to kill something?
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What supposedly common food have you never eaten?
I never had any kind of shellfish, brussel sprouts, escargot, caviar, liver, frog legs, turtle soup, bear meat, wild turkey, cream cheese, trout, and i'm sure there's more. I'm 60 years old and just tried asparagus, squash and eggplant for the first time, this year.
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wat does flake mean in 'bran flakes'? i thought flakes were only used to describe particles of snow!
Grape Nut Flakes are better. Cereal flakes are more of a "flake" than snow is. Snow is a water crystal formation, and cereal flakes actually flake off a stainless steel baking roller.
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I have naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend. Are there any legal issues in threatening to spread them around town? Please see description.
You could go to prison. If you don't believe me, then ask Hugh Hefner. You need her to sign a release form for you to distribute such things.
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Am I a slut?
No, you are not a slut, but you shouldn't do anything like that in the internet. You leave tracks everywhere on the internet, and you have no idea how many pictures could have been saved. Someday, when you become a beauty queen, someone will show up with naked pics of you and you will have to give up your crown.
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Why do women smell like men?
You can't compare the mens restroom with the womens restroom.
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Is it wrong to be said that someone died but happy that someone you do not like is grieving over said person?
Now you know why your friends should not be friends with your enemies. I choose my friends with more care.
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What is the best "paint/drawing" program for Windows in your opinion? What is the most simple to use?
Jasc Paint Shop Pro, i've been using it since Windows 3.1
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The worse the economy gets in this country, the more I keep hearing it's the greatest nation on earth.
It's the greatest nation, because the government borrows money from the future. Insurance companies take your money and pass it around like kids that just stole money from their mom's purse, so try to ever make a claim and get any back. Banks loan stockholder's money to anyone and consider it all paid back the day they make the loan and give bonuses to everyone in the bank. The government just...
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Why is it taking so long to get my money?
I gave them my bank account so they can hide the Nigerian country's $10 billion dollars in my account, but i haven't seen a deposit yet. What is taking them so long?
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Do you ever suspect that someone on this site is actually more than one person?
Yes, there are people with more than 1 account because they were put in the penalty box and they just started another.
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My Job Is Aging Me Mentally And Physically
Just be glad that your job doesn't have a health hazzard that will permanently damage your health. I worked in a circuit board plant and there was a chemical cloud for us to breathe everyday. The chemicals actually etched glass windows in the plant. Me, along with many others have respiratory problems that will stay with us till we die.
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Would you leave your job if your boss has serious psychological problems? But you need the money...
My boss with serious psychological problems, fired me, i had no choice. Actually, it was the plant manager(womanizer scumbag).
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Is that one electronic device you craved for last year collecting dust this year?
My Sony Bloggie just sits around collecting dust, i think its really cool but seems like i always grab my Kodak C160 instead when i want a picture.
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How old is the oldest computer you use regularly?
My Dell Dimension, still has Win98SE installed in it. Most web sites warn me that i have to upgrade for the site to display correctly.
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what cuases smelly feet?
When you are young, it's smelly armpits. That keeps people away. As you get older, the armpit thing goes away and the smelly feet comes. It's nature's way to keep animals from wanting to follow you.
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I ate 5 lightbulbs today, how much sould I eat?
Go away!
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What should I do about people who treat me like I am a liar?
Drop your pants and show them the truth!
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what is an all in one printer?
"All in one" means that its a scanner and printer both in one.
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One week Corey decides to mow his neighbor's yard and it takes him 30 minutes.....
30X=1
+60X=1
90X=1
X=1/90
30X=.33333333
60X=.66666666
.3333333x60min=20min
.6666666x30min=20min
answer=20 min
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Photos of Micheal Jackson (See answer)
Whatever happened to the penis pictures that he wanted, will they be sold for millions of dollars in the future?
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Why are you on this computer instead of being with your family? Do they hate you that much?
I think i'd rather be with my computer than any of my family anyday. Unlike family, you get to choose your friends.
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Don't you agree that the scanning of our naked bodies in airports and the pat downs are a violation of our rights and body?!!!!!!!!
I think that anyone that protests it should drive a CAR instead, or do something about the body that they're ashamed of. Maybe they can have special flights for the protesters that are piloted by pilots that also protest it.
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Guys, do you like girls?
Very few are nice to look at but that's the limit. If i want a good friend, i'll buy a dog.
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Are you willing to invest in America and the future of our children?
No, i think instead the government should just go all the way and borrow $1 million per person from the future and give that to each person, making everyone in the US a millionaire!
That will instantly fix the economy, also will be a well deserved wage correction for the poor. But then the rich bastards will not like their measly $1 million, will they?
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What's a question for which the answer is 42?
The decimal equivalent of byte 00101010
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When would you tell someone to get a hobby?
Whenever a person tells me that they can't find anything to do.
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What p*sses you off the most in life?
Welfare and Free public education!
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fcuk! i just cant seem to stop thinking about DEATH :(
what can i do to at least stop for a day? do i seem depressed?
My mother is 88 and just found out that she has cancer, her sister, 92 just died a couple weeks ago. She doesn't worry about it much, she knew it was coming. Most guys in my family tree only live into ther late 60's, and i'm now 60. So, i'm going to assume that i now have less than 10 years left myself. But i don't think about it. I'm just trying to have as much fun as i can, while i can.
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Are you ready for World War III?
Let it be in the USA and they will find out why Americans have been given the right to bear arms. I don't see any way a foreign country could take the US, with millions of snipers ready to shoot.
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Who's your favorite person in your life right now?
Can't it be an animal, please?
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how can a girl mastrubate if her hole is not very big help me?????!!!!!!
When you get a little older, you will be wishing it wasn't so big.
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Will you teach me how to fight?
Fight with the mind, physical fights will get you prison time.
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Should America cut defense spending to help balance the budget?
Rich Americans wanted the military to pay a larger pay scale in order to eliminate the draft. That way, the rich don't need to worry about their kids ever having to go into the military service and risking their lives. When i was in the service, it started: E-1 pay was $48/month and now it's $1447. That will give you an idea of the pay when there was a draft and now there isn't. Blame your rich...
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Why do people always bashing black women?
Watch NaOnka on CBS's Survivor, and you will understand!
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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF KILLING SOME ONE?
Yes, and i have a way that no CSI would be able to figure out.
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Who's picture would you most likely have on your dart board?
Osama
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Quick, reach in your pocket. What is the first thing you pull out?
You don't want to know, there was a hole in the pocket!
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Who loves their job so much they wouldn't even quit if they won the 100 million dollar jackpot?
I would have quit any job if i had won just half a million!
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What brings you peace?
Going for a quiet walk in a newly fallen snow.
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What's your favorite reality t.v show?
CBS's Survivor is my favorite.
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Still have a teddybear ? I never had one.
I had a big teddybear when i was a kid, i can't figure out what happened to it. I do think about it once in awhile. It was back in the 50's, it was stuffed with cotton and wood shavings. I have a whole bunch of little critters now and a big frog. I always had a thing for the plush critters. My biggest is a Pink Panther, which is about 4' tall.
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What do you think of a 21 year old woman who has 4 kids, the oldest being 5 years old?
I knew one that fit that description, except she had 3. The only think to look down on was that all 3 had different fathers and she never was married to any. Also she was getting child support from all 3 guys and she tells people that it was enough that she could live off of it.
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Whats the best reason to be late for work?
There were ice crystals in the radiator in your car, and you had to wait till they melted. If you would have started it, your water pump would have gone bad.
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If you can spend a day with someone from history, who would it be?
Thomas Edison, we could share ideas.
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What was your favorite toy when you where a child?
I liked my Gilbert Erector set the best. But then my brothers had Tinker Toys, and they were cool also.
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You have an apple a day? I do.
An apple a day keeps the dentist away. My dentist says no. Apples are acidic and destroy teeth.
A waterpick after each meal will keep the dentist away better than an apple will. If i were a principal of a grade school, all kids will be required to clean their teeth after they eat lunch. Cavities are a part of education. I don't think people should have to pay thousands of dollars of their income on dental bills, when the idea of public school is to prepare a person for getting a job.
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Do you think that animals should have more rights than plants, even though they're both categories of living beings?
I'm a tree hugger, so i say no. There is no excuse to pee on a tree when there are plenty of rocks around.
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how long does it usually take before the tip of the penis forms? P.S. i just turned 15 a few months ago
WHAT? I was born with mine. It doesn't come in if you never had one.
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Do you hate it when someone is taking a picture of you?
Doesn't matter to me, unless they put it on youtube as me being some kind of freak or something.
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Does money make you happy and joyful?
It doesn't take much, but enough will give financial freedom. I retired when i was 44. I saved all i can, because i knew that i couldn't live on my pension and sure don't want to wait till i was 65 to retire. Most men in my family tree, die in their late 60's. Why retire and die a few years later. Having my freedom from having to work my life away is priceless. I go to bed when i'm tired and...
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Do you completely trust your auto service center?
No, i just got my truck inspected, only has 10,000 miles on it, now the check engine light is on. I looked underneath, and found one hose cut with a knife, but fixing it doesn't fix my problem. I should have noticed driving it from getting inspected if it was on. The very next day after i got it inspected, was when i saw it on. I do know that mechanics do like to drum up more business by...
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Would you date a gold-digger?
Everyone that i ever dated turned out to be a gold-digger.
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What are guys more interested in? a cute face or a great body?
A great body!
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Boyfriend is obsessive & wont let me go out alone or with friends because he worrys about other boys. How to help him stop?
My X-girlfriend said the same things that you are saying, she did go out on her own and she did flirt with other guys. And because i didn't trust her, i did keep an eye on her and caught her bringing a guy home to her apartment for sex. It's human nature to cheat, everyone will if given the chance.
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Hard life on planet earth!
What makes it so?
People need to accept the life that they have and get their "Jealousy" in check.
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do you think IN 2012 on december 23 or 22 (idk which) THE WORLD WILL END? me, i dont belive it will happen at all!!!
A large percentage of people that believe it will, will be the cause of a lot of criminal behavior. No, i don't believe the gravity of a galaxy that far away could have any effect on the earth at all, it's a bunch of bullsh*t!
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What does having a beard, really say about a man in today's society?
I have a beard, keeps my face warm in winter, helps hide my broken teeth that i can't afford to have chopped off and capped. Cushions the bugs when they hit while riding my Harley. It's like having ear hair, gives you plenty of warning when a bug wants to get a bite to eat, prevents a safe landing for the bug.
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Is it possible to tell a lie without saying one word?
Hesitate, before you say that word. Liar! Ask judge Judy, she knows.
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A sphincter says what?
Bean and bacon soup makes me talk too much! Gives me bad breath to.
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He can't help it...fuck you all!!
Hit alt-tab, i think you meant this for another web site.
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i quit!!f
I quit 29 years ago. Quit what?
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Wat is a really nice way to recall my memories of 2002?
GO AWAY!
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You don't think the likes and actions of Hitler can happen again?
Yes, that "end of life health care" is coming to us baby boomers. This time Hitler will be the US government.
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Which is worse? Income Tax, Sales Tax or Property Tax?
Property tax is the most unfair. Poor people buy the minimum property and it will still cost a higher percentage of their income than what a rich person spends on their property. Therefore, the poor pay a higher percentage of their income than a rich person on their property tax. The best one would be 1. High income tax
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My bunny poops way to much is this normal?
Someday it will work in the "cocoa puff" factory.
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how ofter sould you play with your penies
I roll them and put them in my pants to look like i have a large "penies".
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What's one thing that attracts you to someone?
A woman that is financially independent, a professional type.
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If I kill myself tomorrow, would anyone even notice?
A friend of mine put a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. I heard it on the scanner when it happened. His sister came home and found him dead and called 911. Everytime i hung out with him, he would make comments about killing himself, or killing himself and other people, like myself along with him. I quit hanging with him, because i thought he was mentally ill. He lost all his friends...
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If you could spend the day with any celebrity who would it be?
Brooke Burke, she is just so cool to look at!
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I look extremely anorexic, with extremely skinny arms and body, what can I do to gain weight?
You will gain weight as you get older, don't worry about it. If you try to gain weight, it will most likely go to the wrong places and you will look worse.
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Men do not seem to want to get me off during sex. It's not that i can't, but that the guy just wants to get off and leave me hanging, why?
Women always want to defy the laws of nature. If women got off first, she'd roll over and go to sleep and not get impregnated. The only drive that a woman has, to want sex, is to think that she is going to have an orgasm or she just wants to get pregnant. If you watch other mammals having sex, the female usually attacks the male right after he is done. Most likely it's because the female didn't...
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Is it possible to get all A's in highschool... all 4 years?
When i went to high school, i think they passed out the "A's", alphabetically and by the time they got to my name, there weren't any more left for me.
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Whats the difference between "need" and "want"?
"I need money, and i want sex". But it doesn't seem right if i say "i need sex, and i want money".
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What determines the amount of cum you let out when you orgasm?
Or is it different for everyone?
The heat of the meat is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle, but inversly proportional to the mass of the ass. We learned that in 10th grade.
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What is your favorite candy?
Cherry Sours
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Is placebo effect good for you?
Placebos never work on me. Sometimes i think the real thing is a placebo.
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i got limestone powder in my eye, what shall i do?!
Try not to move your eye around much and mucus will form around the particles and they will move to the corners of your eye. I've seen people that had their eyes flushed in the ER and they look like they will be totally blind the next day. I get rust, sawdust and metal particles in my eyes all the time, they usually are out within 2 days at the longest. The only thing that i usually have to dig...
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What do you save money for?
I saved my money so i could retire and not depend on Social Security. Also who wants to wait that long. I retired 15 years ago, i was 44. My pension from a 20 year job is only $1416/year, can't much buy food with that!
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One of my love birds has been biting their baby's foot now its bleeding.. will it heal? and why would a parent do that?
Maybe it is that "tough love" thing that Judge Mathis is always talking about.
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why do i have an anus
So you don't have to throw up your food after your body is done with it. Nobody will kiss you till you brush the poop off your teeth! And, would a mouthwash ever get rid of the smell?
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What should you do if you had a bad dream after you sleep?
Wouldn't that be a day dream then?
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Should divorce laws be scrapped?
A marriage license should expire once a year unless renewed. And if you do split up, let it be a personal thing, grab what you can and go.
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What things in your life do you wish you could take back?
I would not have let the US draft me and send me to Vietnam to kill people. I would go to another country. Fighting the spread of communism is something that benefits the rich, they are the only ones that have something to lose. So, i put my life on the line so the rich get to keep all their money.
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please help purple spot growing on my arm
Take an aspirin and go to bed. It will thin your blood and dissolve all your blood clots. That will be $100 for your visit. Do you have insurance? or will this be cash?
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Why do indians think their superior to other?
I thought it was mostly the Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, Italians, Germans, French, and Mexicans. But then, it seems like all nationalities are conceited.
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Should monogamy be outlawed?
I couldn't afford to support even one wife, but there are guys that can and even more than one. So, let the guys that can afford more wives, have them. It might be one solution to reducing welfare.
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I just saw on the news that people make millions selling crap on eBay. Do you have an eBay business?
A lot of people selling just junk, things that poeple took back to stores because something was wrong with it. The only good stuff is old, used junk. My brother sellls stuff all the time and it's usually things that he bought and doesn't like or things that people gave him for Christmas or his birthday. I avoid buying on eBay anymore, about half of sellers want your money and won't send the...
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Will a bank foreclose on you if you are one payment behind?
The bank that i had my mortgage through would charge the interest for the previous month on top of the present month until it is caught up. It's a foolish thing to fall behind. Get rid of that cell phone and cable TV and all the crap that you don't NEED until your mortgage is paid up. My mortgage was for 10 years, and i gave up everything till the house was paid off. I paid it off in 1 year, 8...
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Why am I home so early?
You don't want to miss "Dancing with the Stars" on ABC.
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If an egg came floating down the green river where did it come from?
an animal
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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
I'd wish for 3 more genies that are granting me 3 wishes each, then 3 wishes will be 9. Then i would use all my wishes for more genies with 3 wishes giving me 27 wishes. Then id wish for more genies giving me 81 genies. And then by the time i have 6561 genies i'd start selling them for $1000 each. This way, i'm not wishing for money.
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I need advice about my relationship with my boyfriend who is in the Navy, please help me!
I was in the Navy for 4 years, take my word for it, move on and forget him.
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Would you purchase a home that was reputed to be haunted?
Yes, i looked at one once, it was about 200 years old. It was really cool looking. It was being sold for $24,000 and had 10 acres with a stream behind it. Someone beat me to it and bought it and they tore down the cool haunted house and put up a trailer on the lot.
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Can I really make $20/hr from home? This flyer on a telephone pole said I could.
No, but they will charge you a few hundred bucks to find out how. Then when you get the information, you will realize that it can't be done. It's one of the oldest scams in the books. It's like those people charging for information on how to buy repo's and foreclosures.
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Do you need a doctors prescription to purchase a walking cane?
I use a broken axe handle, it doubles as a self defense mechanism.
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If Obama decided he wanted to quit the White House, and just be a happy guy driving a Good Humor ice cream truck around. Would you be mad?
Yes, he probably won't make any stops in my neighborhood!
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If you could have one over-ride "button" in life, ie. pause, rewind, etc. what button would you choose?
If i could remember what i learned about in life, i would like to hit the "restart" button. I could make my life 10 times better than it turned out.
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Agree or disagree: Does poverty foster crime?
I listen to the scanner everyday for the last 30 years and that is a fact. I believe that any cop will say the same.
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If short girls like tall guys(5'8+),then who the hell do short guys end up with?
We little guys get stuck with the tall ones. "When short guy try to dance with tall girl, he get bust in mouth".
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What is the scariest movie you've ever watched?
The Hills Have Eyes 2
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Hey, for some I been stressed out lately. Will be okay for me to drink wine to make the stress go away?
When i'm stressed out, i pick up an ax and try to split the pile of stubborn firewood that just refuses to split.
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What would make the world a better place for everyone??
Close the gap of the highest paid and the lowest paid people. Right now, there is a middle class, but as things are going, someday there will only be rich people and poor people.
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Have you ever done anything in your life that seemed out of character to what you would usually do?
Yes, i dated two different girls, and all the time i was with either one, i felt that i was doing something that just wasn't me. Having total freedom and being alone is me.
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It's colder in my garage than outside. Its not normally like that. It's normally stuffy in the garage, no matter the temp outside is
Objects in a building will buffer temperature changes. The more dense the objects such as lead will take longer to change the temperature. Air doesn't have that much density. My garage is packed with machines, engines, motors, steel stock and even 200 lbs of lead bars. My garage temperature is sometimes colder than outside, and that is a bad thing, because water condenses on my machines and...
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What's the best thing to have in life???
Financial freedom, i gave up that married and family crap for my freedom. It was a better choice. I retired when i was 44 and that was 15 years ago.
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How do you stereotype us Australians?
I think they are the convicts from England. What ever did happen to all the people that were in the prisons, did they just let them out?
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Is a .22 a good gun to have for a self-reliance/survival situation?
A .22 can't do much more than piss off an animal. You would have to have a well placed shot to actually hurt an animal. I've even shot a rabbit and it ran away, when i shot it a second time and gutted it, i found out that i did hit it twice. My .22's are for target shooting and the .223 rifle, 9mm and 44 magnum are for being serious.
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What do teachers want to see from their students?
Manners!
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Are you stockpiling food and ammunition for 2012, or are you just planning on lacing your drink with cyanide on New Years so you don't
I have enough food to last 6 months and as much ammo as R. Lee Ermey can waste in one episode of "Lock N Load".
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What delicious foods can replace junk foods?
I sometimes grab a carrot to munch on or maybe a jar of spanish olives.
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What's the best dream you've ever had?
I know i had one, but when i woke up, i couldn't remember anything and the bed sheets were all sticky!
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How do you find ghosts?
If you believe in ghosts, then they are there, and you're "nuts". If you don't believe in ghosts, then watch more of the "History Channel". Then you will realize how mentaly ill some people are, or maybe they had too much dope in their lifetime.
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All I really want is a secure job and not to die in a crappy nursing home. How can I achieve this?
I was fired from my secure job when i was 44 and tried to get another secure job, but the only job i could get was a kid's job, one that paid minimum wage, and busted your balls to do it. So, i decided that i'm retired, will pinch my pennies and will die in my own bed, no matter what ails me! I believe that the stress of having a job is what makes people such assholes and hard to live with....
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How many cookbooks do you have in your house?
One came with the microwave and i got one for each pressure cooker that i have. But if i want to cook anything, i get on the internet, look at about 5 recipes for the same thing and then i do an average of all the ingredients. Seems like each recipe has too much of one thing that the person who wrote the recipe, likes most.
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eh
Duh----
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Do single people or couples have more friends?
Younger people have more friends if they are single, but older people that are married have more friends than older single people.
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MEN: True or False. if a woman pursues you for romantic purposes, you will think she is trash. Men are the chasers, not women.
The last job that i worked at for 20 years, i had 5 women persued me, 4 were married and 1 wasn't. I really didn't think too much of the married ones for that and the single one just wasn't my type. I didn't really think anyone was trash, since i believe that everyone cheats sometime in their lifetime. For that reason, i chose to remain single for my lifetime.
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Is technology causing humans to devolve or evolve?
Being in electronics all my life, i would say that people today know less about electronics than they did many years ago. Today, people think because they can put circuit boards together and end up with a computer, that they are a genius in electronics. Electronics could be a hobby years ago, but now even Radio Shack sells very little selection of parts. Also many years ago, most people would...
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Have you ever known or encountered a couple where the woman was very rich and the man was very poor?
I have never seen any in my 60 years on this planet.
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What is your opinion of the people in the Automotive industry?
I like the robotics, they don't make repetitive mistakes like the "people" do.
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Men respond only: would a man ever say he's pussy-whipped?
Probably 99% are and 99% will say that they aren't.
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How do you keep girls away?
Keep your money in your pocket, it worked 60 years now for me.
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how to reduce the level of uric acid ?
Drink plenty of water, it is a personal problem of mine now and causes gout. So far, it is working.
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Liberals are always complaining about corporate executive who earn millions of dollars. How come they never complain about...
And don't forget about the overpaid sports figures, they would probably still play if they got paid nothing.
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What's the minimum speed on the freeway you should roll up the windows and turn on the air conditioner to get better gas mileage?
You would have to do several hundred miles per hour for the drag from the windows being open to equal the horsepower that the AC will take from your engine.
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Who here misses the points system of answerbag? All who agree say I!
The points system sucked, it allowed cowards to pick fights with people that couldn't reach out and punch them in the face.
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How do the new bill designs protect against counterfeiting if the old ones are still accepted? Won't people just counterfeit the old ones?
I always wondered why people look at the yellow mark that someone put on the bill and assume it was checked somewhere else. All a person needs to do, is mark their counterfeit bills with a yellow highlighter.
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Have you ever laid under the stars?
Yes, a couple years ago. I found out that when i look directly at a dim constellation, it disappears. If i look slightly away, i can see the light from it, but it's not clear. That's the night, i found out that i have "macro degeneration", a very depressing night.
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MY BALL JAR IS MISSING THE A IN BALL DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING?
Sounds like a Chinese clone.
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What is the difference between a crab and a worm?
If you go skinny dipping, a crab will get your worm.
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Should I start dating younger girls?
Age doesn't really matter, they all still want your money!
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Do straight girls exist anymore??
Sure, if they lose a lot of weight.
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What is the main cause of the misery in the world?
Greed and jealousy.
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Im getting a new job as a package handler and i have orientation next week and training the next day, will they drug test me?
Since you don't do drugs, you have nothing to worry about then :)
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Are you a mustard or ketchup person?
Both, mustard keeps the burger from sliding out of the bun and the ketchup glues the top of the bun to the loose onion, and dill slices.
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Should I be worried about this?
Usually "Dr. Mom " doesn't really know what she's talking about.
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I can't sleep and I'm blaming you. Ok?
Put your running shoes on and go outside and run a mile with an attitude that you are going to break the world's record. When you get home, you will be able to sleep. But then you shouldn't be running around at night in your pajamas!
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Are the "free" games offered on Facebook worth paying for?
Never click on anything on Facebook, they love to plant spyware into peoples computers. I have one now that i can't get it out without reloading Windows.
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i got my psp wet now its doing weird stuff! how do i fix it?
Never run electronics while they are wet, it causes electrolysis of the water and the calcium in the water will combine with the solder and copper and you will have a totally new circuit of corroded resistance shorts. I am a retired electronics technician, ive seen it over and over. You should have let it dry completely before powering it up. Have it dry by moving air, such as a house fan for a...
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Every time I hear or see someone puke, I feel nervous, lightheaded, and grossed out. Is there a way to get over my vomit-phobia?
You hang around the wrong people, i never have to see or hear other people vomiting.
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How did it goes in the first sexual intercourse ?
If you don't reach bottom, you'll scratch up the sides.
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Men: Who is prettier me or my friend? (read description)
Me is prettier than Sam.
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At what age did you look your best?
21, it's all down hill from there :(
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Can I collect my deceased husband's pension benefits from Ford Motor Company?
My mom collects a pension from AT&T, which was my dad's pension. He had to sign up for a special reduced rate to get that. If your husband got the max benefit, you will not be able to get anything.
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How do you get rid of garden snakes?
Whenever i find a snake, i take it to the wood pile. They eat all kinds of insects. They clean up my firewood, so i don't drag insects into the house.
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Is/was John Cleese the funniest British dude ever?
Only when he does his silly walk!
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What should be done about this discrimination? Single men are paid 33% less than married men.
Single men should make more. Married people are sharing the same house which costs no more than a single person's house. People with kids get a tax break for each kid. Single people on the other hand, pay taxes to send the married people's kids to school. But governments are for the married people, and the single people will always continue to support the married people and their families. What...
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What is the best part of aging?
The best part of aging is being able to see the people that i always hated, die before i do. I was told that by an old man across the street, 35 years ago. Now that i'm an old man, i agree with him.
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I feel fat.
I'm 14, About 5'7 and I wiegh 115 pounds.
Am I fat? Be honest please.
Keep in mind that average and normal are not the same thing. Girls should be 100 lbs for 5' and 5 pounds for each inch over 5'. So, you should be at 110 lbs. Although most people answered the question with that you are normal or underweight, most people are overweight today, that's average.
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How to reduce the voting rights of existing shareholders in a company?
I'm retired and all of my income comes from my investments. When they take away our voting rights, these companies can go to banks to get their money and pay top dollar in interest, instead of the little crap if any that they pay the stockholders. And keep in mind if they pay any dividends or put their money to the stock values, it's almost always way below inflation level. So, as we...
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Do you stay fairly fit ? how so ?
When i was in 8th grade, the gym teacher got the weights out and we had to lift weights in gym class. That was when i realized that i wasn't just the smallest kid in the class, but the weakest also. The following summer, i started to lift a concrete block everyday. I also worked out on a high bar that my parents made with a pipe across two 4x4's in the ground. Then when school started and we...
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Do you stay fairly trim? How do you do it. Are you way the heck overweight ? If so describe the measures you are taking to overcome it ?
If i have to change holes in my belt, then i go on a diet to get back into the same hole. I'm 59 years old and weigh exactly the same as i did when i graduated from high school. When i was younger, i did a lot of weight lifting, but now that i'm old, i have too many joint pains. Because i'm limited now on excercising, i have to cut down on the foods that make me gain weight.
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Do you prefer mail order fleas or tomato soup flavored ticks?
I hate BUGS!
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When do you typically eat dinner?
I don't eat till it gets dark outside, so in summer, it's around 9:30 PM. But in winter, i usually eat after 8:00 PM. I never just sit and watch TV, so TV watching is mealtime.
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Is this healthy for my age? 14
You should be 110 lbs for 5' and 5 lbs/inch over 5'. 110+55=165
We all like to eat, but if you don't slow it down, you'll pay for it when you get a little older.
Believe me, I'm a little older now, and i'm paying for it, also!
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How do I tell my parents I'm moving to Arizona? What do I do if they get all upset and defensive? I'm not a minor, can afford the move.
I want to move to Arizona to, but i have too much to give up. I have bad allergys to pollen and mold spores. I haven't been sick for 10 years, but these allergies are almost as bad and last at least 9 months out of the year. I spent a few days in the Arizona desert areas and it was great, no pollen and no bugs, clean fresh air! I don't have a close relationship with my family, and could go if i...
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Is there a particular flavor of coffee|tea you like most?
Mountain grown Colombian is best.
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Ifyou had/have a daughter with a mustache would you ever tell her she had one or would you wait for boys to say something to her later?
My sister has a mustache, and she is 54. I don't believe anyone has told her yet. She only ever dated once, over 30 years ago, before her mustache came in.
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I had surgery for a Hernia. I woke up and noticed my left leg was missing. Is this highly irregular?
Get your name on the list for the next leg donor.
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The Jerk or Stir Crazy?
The Jerk, one of my favorite movies, i know i saw Stir Crazy, but can't remember it.
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I am 13 yrs old and I just realised I am a bisexual. I am ashamed to admit. What do I do?
The shame is in airing your dirty laundry!
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how to get ur gf to have sex
Make her aware that when she says no, then you will listen and obey. Then show her that you are interested in whatever you can get, with sexy teasing. It always got me laid by the second date. Don't be crude and just ask for it, the answer will always be NO!
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i cheated on my wife 2x...
I've been saving junk mail addressed to the Mrs. for many years, just in case i ever get married. So what is your question?
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Whats the Shortest time you've spent at a job?
I worked at a kitchen cabinet place for 3 days. It was a dangerous job, my hands were all cut up and bleeding. But then, i'm somewhat accident proned anyway.
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Why doe's Coca Cola give you acne? ( I don't have Anne Btw! =])
They never gave me anything other than the soda itself, does it come inside like the prize in Cracker Jacks?
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How oftin do 13 year old boys get horny?
When i was 13, i liked a girl in my brothers class, she was 14. I wasn't horney, i had no idea about sex.
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Non-medics: Do you think you could deliver a baby in an emergency?
Yes, give me two pom-poms and i can do cheers. Or i could give her a bullet to bite on. Or, maybe i could just boil some water.
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Should I invest with my college fund money?
I retired when i was 44 and now i am an investor as a job, i'm now 59. I have more wealth now than when i retired. I have no finance education. Most investors have no idea of what they are doing, so their logic will contradict any education on finance you can get. The market runs on FEAR! When people are selling and the market is going down, buy just about anything and wait till it goes back...
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addicted on facebook?
I avoid it, they promote spyware and viruses on their site. I have a computer to reload windows into now because the spyware cannot be removed that i got from Facebook. It also caused other graphic programs to malfunction.
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Men hate poop but love the feeling of anal sex DELICIOUS IRONY!
Nothing is better than vaginal sex!
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How to remove interior door and rollup handles in 64 Volkswagon Bug?
Push in the panel just around the handle. With a flashlight, you can see a clip on the handle in the back. Reach down with needle nose pliers and pull the clip off. Then the handle will pull off.
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If you eat cheeseburgers alot and you are what you eat than
will you start thinking disgustingly like a cheeseburger on the inside?
I rarely eat burgers anymore, but when i do, it must have cheese. But i eat peanuts all the time, so i'm starting to think like a peanuts.
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if you could speak to santa,what would you ask him?
Can i ride on your snowmobile?
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if you could speak to santa,what would you ask him?
Answerbag glitch! Didn't respond to mouseclick, so i did it again!
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if you could speak to santa,what would you ask him?
Repeat glitch!
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why do men ignore women they are attracted to?
When a guy sees a woman that appears to have the ability to have any guy of her choice, i tends to let the guy know that she is out of his league.
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How do i install a hood scoop on a 2000 Mitsubishi Mirage. i dont want one that sticks on from walmart, i want to have a functioning scoop.
It will depreciate the value of your car, ask around first for opinions.
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Do u like f***ing a girl even on her period? Any girls like period sex?
Still feels the same, just adds a little color.
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1993 safari How to replace heater coil
Watch "Sliced" on the History Channel.
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Why do all fighting sports suck ?
All sports suck ! The always cause fighting ! "My team is better than your team----"
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Why do all fighting sports suck ?
All sports suck ! The always cause fighting ! "My team is better than your team----"
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What's your best remedy for heartbreak?
Buy something new that you always wanted, works for most people.
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im 19 years old male and my waistline is 31 and my tummy size is 33 and my height is 5.6, can i consider myself as a fat?
Back in the 60's when i was 19, we didn't have such a thing as a "tummy size". We had a chest, waist, and inseam. When i was 19, i was 5'6" and weighed 126 and my waist was 28".
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What are you going to do over this summer?
I get up and grab a stick and roll up spider webs on a stick like cotton candy(i hate spider webs). Then i pull weeds in my garden and try to figure out why things that i planted are dying. Then i look for deer and rabbits to chase away. Then it's time for a coffee break. Isn't retirement fun?
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Why Do My Fingers Taste Good?
It's that partially hydrogenated vegetable oil from always having your fingers in a bag of chips. The oil has saturated your fingers permanently.
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Anyone have a fear of flying ? Is this an actual phobia?
Mine is a fear of crashing!
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What is the perfect temperature for you to live in?
65 F
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If a guy asked me to cook dinner for him and ask do I want his number that means he interested. Right?
He's hungry, he might be homeless!
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have you ever answered a question: "i dont' know"?
I don't remember.
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Why do i have acne but other girls have beautiful clear skin?
Stop eating chocolate candy and see if there is a change. Most people with acne eat too much meat and candy and hardly, if any vegetables.
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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?
In PA, if i assault an attacker, yes, i will go to jail. Military justice is the same way. You fight back, go to jail also. "UCMJ"
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My young relative asked, "Can the oil spilled in the Gulf, be extracted out of the water, and still utilized in any manner? How? Why not?
Oil floats on top of water, no problem separating it.
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What is a ferrite core?
Ferrite core is powered iron in epoxy resin molded in different shapes. The purpose is to reduce the size of eddy current loops in the core. The eddy currents can't go from one iron particle to another because of the resin acts as an insulator. They are used in high frequency applications because of this.
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What is a ferrite core?
Ferrite core is powered iron in epoxy resin molded in different shapes. The purpose is to reduce the size of eddy current loops in the core. The eddy currents can't go from one iron particle to another because of the resin acts as an insulator. They are used in high frequency applications because of this.
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Can batteries for a cordless drill be fixed?
I always break mine apart and change the bad cells. But now i have one that has gone bad and more than half are bad. Better off saving the only good cells from that to fix other battery packs. Most use the "sub C" size battery. Old camcorder batteries were mostly sub C type also. I just acquired a electric start weed wacker that takes a battery pack with 6 cells. They want $73 for it. I will...
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what is the purpose of an ant?
To bore holes in the bottom of trees till they fall down. To eat the smaller plants in your garden so they can't get started and just die. To live under rocks in large colonies, and when you pick up the rock, they grab their eggs and run to another rock. To live under loose bark on branches and when you pick up the branch, they run out, crawl up your arm and start biteing the hell out of your...
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Can you not help but laugh at someone who's last name is 'Semen'
There was a kid in my class in high school for 3 years, and although i thought of that, seems like nobody ever made a joke of it. His name was spelled "Seamen".
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"one mans lost is another mans gain"do you belive that??
Yes, if you play the stock market.
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What is the worst emotion?
Jealousy, rich people hate the poor, and poor people hate the poor that save their money to try to get somewhere in life. And that's the ugly jealousy that's everywhere.
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"I don't want no beauty queen, I just want my M-14" What Movie numskulls?
I believe that was "Full Metal Jacket"
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what song describes you life?
Simon and Garfunkel's --"I Am an Rock"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhgFNRhgVP8
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Air conditioner rated at 5800 BTU draws 600 Watts. Yet 5800 BTU = 1800 Watts. WTF?
No way any air conditioner rated 5800 BTU is drawing only 600 watts. There is a misprint.
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do you reckon parents should scream at their child?
No, spank their asses, pain goes to the brain.
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" USA CANNOT BE FRIEND OF ISRAEL BUT ISRAEL IS A TRUE FRIEND OF USA " EXPLAIN MY THOUGHTS . F.P.?
Would you be friends with the most hated person in school? I think not. But, if you do, you just made a lot of enemies for yourself.
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Why there is more surplus of women in the world then before ?
Only because they live longer than men. For 100 men in my age group, there were only 92 women. That means that 8% of guys in my age group will end up alone as i did.
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Off duty cop shoots unarmed Marine 13 times killing him. What are your thoughts after reading the article?
Most cops want to be a cop, just for that oportunity to kill at least one person with their gun.
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30 yrs ago-no cell.20 yrs-no flat tv.10 yrs-no iPhone.What will be the next big invention before 2020 by an animal other than a human?
Those were all inventions by humans, and now all the animals are using them.
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ok..alittle weird, but my scrotum is broken out and is peeling.hurts.inflamed.haven't been anywhere i shouldn't. suffering. PLZ HELP.
Cover your balls when laying in the sun!
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I am feeling very suicidal lately. I don\'t know why and it\'s kinda of scary.
Jump--Jump--Jump! I have no sympathy for people that i don't know.
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Why do Mexicans and Muslims reproduce so much?
If you don't have a job, there is more time for sex.
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Why is God such a big fan of Blue Balls? (No Masterbation, No Sex until Married)
God didn't come up with that, women did.
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what counter acts the problems of suger in my gas tank?
Sugar is not soluable in gasoline, they should have used styrene plastic such as CD jewel cases or styrofoam.
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Suger in my gas tank. I've drained the tank , do I still need to remove the tank and clean it or may I just add something to my fuel.
Sugar is not soluable in gasoline and will lay in the bottom of the tank. If it is sucked up in the line, the crystals will not pass through the filter. Myths are myths.
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How do you test a hard boiled egg to make sure its done?
Slice it up and if it doesn't run all over your cooked spinach, then it's done. But if it runs on your spinach, throw it in the microwave for a minute.
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Why do cops use the defense its their job to enforce the law not to judge but get upset when courts judge in your favor?
Cops don't believe that laws are made in the common interests of the people. If i have a neighbor that burns shit and all the smoke goes toward my house, i can't do a damn thing about it. But if i take my boom box outside and play it, the cops will arrest me for loud music. So it's OK to endanger someones health by burning plastics and food garbage, but it's a horrible crime to play music that...
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Do bald heads lead to extreme views?
No hair = no girlfriends--more time to think !
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One words to describe your life?
Victimized
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Have you ever had a crappie meal?
I spent 4 years in the US Navy, everyday was crappy meals except one day per year, Thanksgiving.
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Can I stay at your house for awhile?
Homelessness is an experience that everyone should go through, i did, it gave me a totally different outlook on life. I learned to be an independent person.
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Where was i before i was born? (BESIDES my mom's uterus)
You were inside your daddy's condom, just before it broke!
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Have you Ever stuck anything down your pee-hole?
Take a glass rod and shove up your penis and then bend your penis till you feel it break. Then let Hitler know how it feels. It was one of his infamous tortures.
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Would You Lick up someone elses vomit, or let someone pee in your mouth and swallow it?
Is this a "Fear Factor" challenge? Can't i just eat worms or cockroaches?
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Last time you turned down sex, what was the reason?
That was 1982, i don't recall!@#$%?
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What do you consider young and old in terms of age?
Young is when you don't understand what being reckless is. Old is when you realize that you can't be reckless anymore, even if you want to.
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Would a man date a women who is younger and more attractive over a women his age, way less attractive and successful?
A relationship out of convenience is just a waste of time. So, if a woman doesn't really excite a man all the time, why bother.
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Who was your favorite of " The Three Stooges"
Moe, Larry ! Cheese ! --- Curly was the best.
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which celebrity has the best breasts?
Jessica Simpson
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Why do nice guys finish last whether it's getting dates with beautiful girls or anything else in life?
Guys like to rub it in, when they get the pretty girl, and the losers just sit back and take it. But then as years go buy and the pretty girl doesn't look so good anymore and costs lots more money to keep, the guy becomes jealous of the losers that never got married. It's the story of my life. Now it's my time to laugh at the "hot shots" that got stuck with the pretty girl, while i'm confused...
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Why do teenagers find it hard to sleep?
Lack of exercise is the cause of that. Kids are all lazy today. When i was a teenager, i was into all kinds of active sports and weightlifting. I slept good then. Wait till you get old like i am now. All the aches and pains, going to the bathroom and worrying about the government stealing your last dollar, will keep you from ever getting another good nights sleep!
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Period.
I don't have those !
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My husband just found a baby bunny stuck in our air conditioner, we pulled it out and brought it inside, now what?
Give it some pet milk, it's probably hungry.
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Is RCA proud of the crap they produce?
I bought a Zenith DTT-900, the sound isn't in sync with the picture and also makes a "hiss" type noise when people say words with an "s". It's quite irritating ! It was made by LG. Although they admit that they made a piece of crap, they refuse to fix or replace them unless it was returned within 90 days. Most people bought them long before there was any ATSC signals to test the box. They since...
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An air core coil of 3100 turns has an inductance of 86 mH & a cross sectional area of 100 cm2. How long is the coil?
L=(1.26uAN^2)/lcm x 10^8
lcm x 10^8=(1.26uAN^2)/L
lcm x 10^8=(1.26x1x100x3100^2)/.086
lcm x 10^8=1210860000/.086
lcm x =140.79767441
Formula is fairly accurate when coil is at least 10 times longer than diameter.
Formula is from my military training course.
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How much must a packet of ciggies cost before you seriously look at quitting?
I quit when they hit 50 cents a pack in 1982. I saw a guy at an auction rolling a joint, but as i watched him, it was just tobacco. He said he gets it from a friend in Virginia. I noticed that growing your own tobacco and rolling your own cigarettes has become somewhat a fad. Check out "tobacco seeds" on eBay. Also rolling machines.
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Is it ok to pat someone down if they are hitchhikers wanting a ride?
You should encourage your mom to get a metal detector. Touching strangers can transfer cooties. And don't forget to put plastic on the car seats.
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What is the best adhesive or glue that bonds wood permanently? I manage a furniture shop and I’m planning to use an entirely new adhesive.
I worked as a TV repairman for years and busted up many cabinets. Most cabinets are put together with "Hot Melt Glue". Pulling two pieces apart will always rip the wood. You can't just use a glue gun, you need to heat both pieces of wood with a heat gun just before applying the "Hot Melt Glue". Try it, you will be amazed! And don't forget the time, as soon as it cools, it's done.
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Is America's gov't deliberately TRYING to tick off the People?
I predict that he will be shot before his term is up. His health care plan is really getting the poor to pay for the poor's medical bills. Where will the poor get this money to buy health insurance anyway. My income is only $15000 per year. I need almost all of it to live on. I just looked for the cheapest plan i could find is $3110 per year and has a $3500 deductable. It would be cool to watch...
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If you were an actor, would you accept a part as a Nazi?
If it's a nude scene, then NO.
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Would you please upload images of your motorcycle?
1979 Harley FXS, 30 years old now, i bought it new.
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What do you do with unwanted oil?
All my used oil goes in the chainsaws. It gets all over the wood and sawdust and all gets burned with the wood. It isn't at all noticable.
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I just cracked an edd with blood all over it......
Did you get some blood on your "G" key?
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Should reckless drivers have their licences revoked for at least 20 years to tech them a lesson?
Reckless can kill someone, no excuse for being an asshole. So YES, it's a good idea. My next door neighbor killed a woman, walking along a highway, with his truck while driving drunk. The judge ruled that the alcohol made him do it. He can still drive like it never happened.
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My 1983 Mercedes Benz 300SD Turbo Diesel is burning too much fuel. How can I fix this this problem, or what may be a cause for it?
The fuel from the fuel injectors is not a fine mist. If it comes out in big droplets, some will go by the rings and it will appear that your crankcase oil is increasing. The rest will go out the exhaust. Get new injectors or rebuild them. But then you might have a leak somewhere.
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How do Muslims make a baby? Do they have sex?
They can only have sex if the woman keeps her face covered. If she uncovers her face, the man will need viagra, and they don't have it over there.
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Would you rather be a 100 pound weakling or a 500 pound bodybuilder?
If i'm as big as Khali, that's OK. I'm already the 100 pound weakling.
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If EDISON tried 10,000 different methods to make a working lightbulb, can a boyfriend try 1,000 different methods to win her back?
But, when Edison tried to make a light bulb, everytime was something new. You're asking about a thousand ways to go backwards and make one work that already didn't !
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Which is the best CAM (computer aided manufacturing) software currently?
I worked for a process control electronics factory for 20 years. You can't really ask for the best, since all machines are different. You need the best software for your machine. If you remember plotters, they were a form of robotics, but different companies had different drivers. Some plotters were capable of more complex control.
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if cheese had not been invented, what would you have on toast?
Grape jelly on toast---cheese goes best on a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Hey can you call me sometime? (813)998-2367
I just looked, your number is on the "don't call list".
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Why are most muslims brown in color?
They're just getting ready to take a bath, but never seem to do. That's why they have their bath towels on their heads.
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what makes us americans so awsome?
The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed. Joe Stack
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How can we help out the Haitians like we are and not help out our own homeless in America the same kind of way?
I saw on TV that most of the houses collapsed because the concrete used in construction was diluted with lime. That made it so weak that the average person could take a piece and crumble it in their hands. Any buildings for government or big business mixed in all the destruction had very little damage. Read the story about the three little pigs. You can't build a house out of crap in a...
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Men: What is your favorite body shape/build on a woman? More to love, A little extra, hourglass, slender?
I prefer normal, not average, average is fat. I prefer slightly muscular, muscle creates lots of sexy curves.
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how much weight should i lose?
http://tinypic.com/r/ofq174/6
to look good how many lbs. im 20yrs old
work in a bakery hard not to eat
I'm not trying to be mean, but i'd say about 10 lbs.
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I just bought 2lbs of off-brand Velveeta (Nice'n Cheesy by Kroger). How long will it stay good in the fridge once I open it?
Keep the foil wrapped around it so it doesn't dry out or put it in a plastic bag. I keep mine for about 2 months.
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A few minutes after the Super Bowl started my wife came out of the kitchen with a plate of snacks. She was completely naked. Friends saw her
You should have looked closer, it was one of those aprons that have a picture of a nude woman's torso on it.
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Is there anybody out there good enough to be an excellent president for us or are we toast?
"You people" should have voted for me!
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Are villains also bullies?? O.o
Bullies and villians are almost always sports fans, think about it.
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what do we all have in common that makes us ask questions on this website?
We all are waiting for the stock market to open so we can start trading again!
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Is selling used dirty panties on the internet OK? Where to do it? I need some money selling my used soiled panties . wettypanty@gmail.com
Sorry, only famous people can sell their panties.
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How to "connect" an analog cam to a "PC"?
You need a video capture card, such as a "Snappy".
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What is ram memory?
RAM is random access memory. Meaning that memory locations can be selected at random instead of consecutive as in a FIFO memory, which is first in first out. Data in a FIFO must be clocked at enough cycles to cover the total memory before the data comes out. RAM requires a read or write to just any particular location in the total range of the addressing.
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girlfriend got pregnant She changed and broke us up. Should i give up all hope or is it just because she is pregnant she is doing this?
I worked in a factory with 250 women for 20 years. The most common thing that most of them did was to get that child support coming in from one guy, and they go and marry another. That way supporting their kid will not be such a burden on her new relationship.
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In "Back To The Future II," why are there a lot of phone booths in 2015? Aren't they dying out already?
I went to get a couple TV's in a small city called Liberty, PA. I drove by a restaurant and noticed a phone booth(the kind you get in and close door). That was January 2010. It's the first one i've seen in years. Going west into Potter county, there is no cell service available, and there are signs along the highway stating so. From what i hear the residents do not want in their county, strange...
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My dog dug under the backyard fence, went into a neighbor's yard and attacked and killed their puppy. Should I have him put down?
I would say no, the dog's instinct was to kill the puppy, could be that it considered it a threat, maybe to it's food supply. As for snapping at your daughter, she probably treated it bad at one time that you don't know about. I was at my brother's house one day and saw my 3 year old nephew throwing stones at their dog. I told him not to do that or he might get bit someday. The dog thought he...
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If you have 10 different colored books on a shelf : How many ways can you arrange them without ....
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Michael Jackson is..............??
decomposing, and turning black again.
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Why do people get so judegmental about sexual orientation, race, political, or religious beliefs? Must we get so angry with each other?
Because people think that everyone must agree with everything that they do. It's the human way that cannot be changed. Such as:
Teams in sports
Music
Brands of beer
Religion
Political parties
Brands of cars or trucks
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There are about 23-21 days till its around my 15th birthday and i dont know what to do?
I'm 59 and never had a birthday party yet, it doesn't matter, just another day. Maybe my mom should have the parties, it was her fault!
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i have a lump above my nipple feels like a bone dont no what it is im a boy what is it
Gynecomastia is the development of abnormally large breasts in males. It is related to the excess growth of breast tissue, rather than excess fat tissue.
More than half of boys develop gynecomastia during puberty.
Other causes include:
Aging
Cancer chemotherapy
Chronic liver disease
Exposure to anabolic steroid hormones
Exposure to estrogen hormone
Kidney failure and dialysis...
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Why would a 1989 ford aerostar not be charging?
A couple miles? A brand new battery should run the car for almost 10 hours before the car stops, if it isn't charging. If the car is running, put a meter on the battery, if it reads 13.8-15 volts, it is charging.
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Ok, to Lasik or not to Lasik? I've worn glasses for 19 years and I'm looking for a change.
After you look at some of the screwed up jobs on "Youtube", I'm sure you'd change your mind.
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How do you build a smoker to smoke meat???
I have a neighbor that took an old refrigerator to hang the meat in. He has an old dishwasher to build the fire in and ran a furnace pipe between the two.
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I'm 50-years old and it never fails to amaze as to how computer illiterate my friends and peers are. Am I alone? And please give your age.
I'm 59, but most of the people that i grew up with, don't even use a computer.
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I ate 10 day old applesauce on accident. It wasn;t open and didn't taste funny. Expiration date was January 15th. Will I get food poisoned?
You didn't say what year. I ate a can of salmon that expired 12 years before and i didn't get sick. Most of those expiration dates are hoping that people will toss it out and buy fresh. Seems like once a week i find something that has expired, i don't throw food out. When i was homeless and eating from dumpsters, i developed a sense of smell for bad food.
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An adult releases their own sex tape or nude pictures that they made as a minor. Child pornography or not?
Yes it is.
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2(t+4)=-4
2t+8=-4
2t=-4-8
2t=-12
t=-6
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When should I change the wick on my Zippo?
If you pull the absorbent stuff out of the bottom, you will see that there is extra that can be pulled up. When it's too short to wick the fluid up, then change it. (if you can get the stuff) Good luck with that one. I've had zippo's for years and never had to change one. I would probably have to get a skin graft on my leg first, from the vapors from the fuel, being in my pocket. I quit using...
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Are we wasting our money by helping people in Haiti?
Yes, we are teaching them how great it is to get a free handout. Now we will have to put them all on welfare.
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I want to know how old my miniture RCA console B/W TV Model# am100L is and a ballpark value. Mine is very good condition.
It is Sam's Photofact 1075-1, which is late 1960's or early 1970's. The only B&W antique TV's, are the old B&W round tubes from the 40's. If you can even get anyone to buy it for anything, good luck. I've been a TV technician all my life. You should hold on to it for another decade, then it will be worth something, because CRT's will be obsolete.
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If you're an American, is it important for you to buy things "Made in the U.S.A.?'
When i was a kid, anything that said "made in Japan" was junk. Now its anything "made in China", is junk. If you want something good now, buy it from Japan. Old timers say that things made in Japan are still junk, but everyone else just got worse than Japan. In a way i agree, since i worked in an American factory where people just didn't give a crap about what kind of work they do. When i was a...
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Since I live in a nursing home which keeps my SSD check, can my daughter claim me as a dependent since I have to rely on her to buy things
No, the home doesn't consider that your SSD check is even enough for your support, they get extra compensation from the state lottery. The home gives you what they think you are entitled to. Anyone else buying you things is just a gift.
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What's something else i can use (besides razors) to cut myself?
I worked in a kitchen cabinet factory once, they had me running a big bandsaw, it went through my finger and i felt no pain at all, blood all over the place, but painless. Or you can just throw a jar on the floor and pick up the pieces, you'll probably get cut and won't even know it right away, it always happens to me.
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my teacher begin whispering in my ear and rub nose and lips against my neck. as her other hand wonder.was i sexually assaulted?
I had a sexy teacher once when i was in 9th grade. I had the same daydream that you had, everyday.
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Im a freshman and the high school i go to will undoubtedly lead me down a terrifying road (drugs). My parents won't believe me. Help me?
Just say NO, and if you're afraid that those people won't like you then, who wants pushers for friends anyway.
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School shootings are most likely to be committed by what kind of student?
One that is constantly bullied by other students.
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Can the U.S.A take over Haiti and make it into another state? wouldnt that make life better for Haitian people ?
Maybe if the Haitian people got off their lazy asses and grew sugar cane, like Castro stopped sending our way, maybe they wouldn't be so poor.
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I'm 15 and intrested in a guy he is not intrested in me. What should i do to get him looking cause i have never had a boyfriend
Take it from me, i'm 59 and have been around. You can never make someone like you, so look for someone else.
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Why sex is so important (guys only)?
A man needs a woman to keep the pipes cleaned out or they go to hell when we get older. Things like prostate BPH, or even prostate cancer. Masturbating doesn't do a good job of cleaning.
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Is it possible to boarout a 370z engine into a 5.0 or whats the largest i could bour it out to
Most people that "bore" out an engine and put in larger pistons, end up screwing up the engine for an un-noticable increase in power. I'll give you an example of a Suzuki 125 that i have that was bore out with a "honestone", that is not the proper tool. The cylinder walls are not even straight. Then of course, they put it up for sale. A good place to find many vehicles that were screwed up when...
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how can get a number
Commit a crime, the police will give you a number with your mug shot.
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My boyfriend usually calls me everyday. 4 days ago, he told me he loved me. He hasn't called since then... should i give him his space?
Maybe it's because you didn't say "i love you" back to him. Now he's depressed, and just feels used.
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Can the U.S.A take over Haiti and make it into another state? wouldnt that make life better for Haitian people ?
I'm going to take Pat Robertson's point of view on this. Even the Dominican Republic don't like Haitians. If we took it over, it would be a possession, not a state. Over 1000 inmates escaped from a prison that collapsed. If they came to the states, we would have to hire another 100,000 police officers to round them up and put them in American prisons, for the taxpayers to support. Americans...
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I have a sore throat....should I still deep throat the long and floppy tit of my next door neighbor?
Sure you can, but keep in mind that i already rubbed my penis all over her nipples till i came all over them!
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Why when you eat a bag of potato chips do some of them have little bits of green on the edges?
Being a farmer, i can tell you that it was the part of the potato that was sticking out of the ground and sunlight hit it. The potato will turn green under the skin.
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"When an elephant is in trouble, even a frog will kick it." What does this mean???
Being a frog fanatic, i can say that a frog would never show agression toward a larger animal, even if it was dead and covered with maggots.
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What is the simple subject in this sentence? In the center of the table was a huge bowl of fruit.
Table
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whats in energizer bateries?
If you wait long enough, it will come to the outside and destroy your expensive electronic stuff! BATTERIES SUCK!
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Why does it take a lot longer for me to give a pint blood then it does for other people ? About twice as long as others.
Maybe you have low blood pressure, or because blood is thicker than water. lol :)
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im always mad ive lost and quit alot of jobs i get so mad till i want 2 hurt sum1 can i get social security disability? and y
Looks to me, that you really get mad because you have to work and want to take it out on others. Pay your dues, quit pissing people off, and you will get by. I finally retired and it doesn't seem to matter where i go, there is always some jealous prick neighbors that can't stand to see me not working. What do you think your neighbors will do to you if they knew you were milking the system for...
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What causeses my ups to stop responding after it has fell?
Circuit board is cracked or wires might have come off battery. Battery could have broken and acid could have gotten on circuit board. One way or the other, any UPS that has an internal battery will die a premature death from sulfuric acid vapors. I only buy the ones that the battery is outside anymore. Or i will run the wires outside for the battery.
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Are you going to contribute to the Haitian Earthquake Disaster? Or have you already?
I lost $26,000 last year to the rich immoral bankers in America, they can make donations in my name.
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My fiance says he buys RALPH magazine for 'the articles'. that's totalt bullshit, right?
I always bought "Playboy" for the articles also, but i never finished reading the pictures yet.
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what does url mean and how do you find the url?
Look in the "address box", usually will begin with http://www.**********
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What American jobs are simply gone forever?
When i was a kid, we had an egg man, a bread man, a milk man, and the ash man(came once a week in winter and took coal ashes). Coal ashes can set a garbage truck on fire, so the garbage man won't take. We also had at least to doctors that made house calls.
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Should Israel fight its own battles?
Yes, they are the worlds' biggest trouble makers, let them fight their own battles!
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What does Mila Kunis look like? Who is she?
Yes, she is HOT!
http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mila-kunis-makeup.jpg
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Does coffee make people short or help stunt their growth in any way?
Lifting weights stunted my growth, i started lifting weights in the eighth grade. The piezo effect in my bones causes them to harden. I hardly grew at all after that and ended up as the runt in a family of seven. I didn't start drinking coffee till i was 35, that just keeps me awake all night.
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can gresse fittings be installed on the tie rod ends and a 1998 dodge minivan?
Seems like Dodge has done that for years. I had a Dodge Ram 50 that i put grease zerks on the tie rods. When you drill the holes, use a proper size drill bit for a 5/16-28 tap. Try not to go too deep when you drill, as you will have to try to pull out as much grease as you can that now has metal particles in it. I had this truck for 24 years, but then the rubber parts of the tie rods finally...
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i love to chat with people i don't know. it makes the conversation more exciting. what do you think
Yes, i prefer talking to strangers, but sometimes they don't feel the same way, and will show it.
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A recruit gets thrown out of Marine basic training if he's caught shedding a tear. What about in the Basic Training for other branches?
That's easy for me to understand. There are toooooooo many people enlisting just for the high pay. If one little tear is shed, then i can see a replacement. Now back during Vietnam, when i was "drafted" for a measly $48/month, I could have cried my eyes out rolling and kicking on the floor, and i still would be sent to Nam to die!
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Is it true that it is the current (amps) that make an electric current dangerous. If so, what's a safe level?
It has been proven that a frightened animal will die at a lower current. But, as being a test subject myself in the past, .02 amps with an extended time will induce heart attack. A person with wet skin can hardly get as low as 10K ohms. That would require 200v. The only time that amps are dangerous, is when a welder lets go the welding rod holder and the rod starts arcing with grounded objects....
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Can GPS find a lost cell phone?
Call 911, tell them that your kid drifted off in a baloon and he has your cell phone. They can call your cell and they have the equiptment to read the GPS location. But if you tell them that you just lost it, they will give you hell for calling 911.
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My legs are sore from working out? Any fixes?
Just flexing without exerting will speed things up.
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Glitch or bug? What do you call your computer/system problems? What's the difference? (For severe to criticl problem-cases only, please.)
If you had a power failure or a static discharge nearby, that would be a glitch. Most computer problems are from poorly written software. Writers do not debug what they write. Things like branches to wrong locations, not keeping track of push down/pop up stacks, RAM locations used by other programs at the same time, and the list goes on. Only the best of coders use "1's and 0's", the rest use...
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Resistor HELP (expert or novice needed): I have a plug that goes to an outlet and input is 100-250 volts 50-60Hz 0.2A to output of 5V 1A...
That can't be done with just a resistor unless you have a constant known current. R=E/I
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How do they shred paper for insulation? I know how to shred paper in strips but im looking for that fine, particle type of shredding.
After shredding in a shredder, put it in a blender.
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Is it cool to break things?
No, it's cool to fix things.
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my 18th bday is coming up i have no friends so idk what i can do by myself so can someone please help im a girl
I had no phoney friends either when i was 18, you are doing well, if you can't make real friends, you don't have to accept the phoney ones. So, have a happy birthday! and keep in mind that the whole cake is just for you!
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What do you call a woman who sleeps with every man she dates?
Do you have her phone number? :)
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Whats the basic difference between microprocessor and microcontroller..Whether controller is in processor or processor in controller..
Microcontroller, has the processor, ROM, and RAM built right in. It is especially good for smaller applications. Example: Motorola MC68701. I use these in little home projects, The ROM program can be erased with Ultraviolet light through the window in the I.C.
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When is the last time you went skinny dipping? And where?
VA Beach, VA. Black water is scarey, you never know what kind of fish might come along and get your worm!
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what was the name of the american comedy tv show where the lead character rode a harley davidson? i think it was the 1980s.
Rosanne, her husband even had a Harley shop. My guess.
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How do i fix this DTC ?
DTC B1025 Driver Deployment Loop Short to Voltage. It's a 2005 GMC Truck Sierra 1500 4WD 5.3L SFI.
The misfire could be just a bad spark plug, change plugs. The evaporative could just be a problem with the gas cap not fitting tight, check rubber gasket in cap. The driver deployment, sounds like the driver air bag has been out and may not be in correctly or airbag controller wasn't changed.
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when your in love with more than one person but not dating anyone how do you narrow it down to the right person?
It isn't true love, if you have more than one, it means you have none.
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Have you ever slept with someone famous?
Yes, i slept with the same girlfriend of that guy who went to kill President Reagan and was captured by the fence, claiming that President Reagan caused his drug problem. Of course he got sloppy seconds, i had her first!
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Is night emisson a sin ?
No, and it happens even when you don't dream about girls. When things get full, they must be emptied or they will overflow. If you manually clean your pipes, there will not be any night emissions.
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How do you define an electrolytic capacitor?
The most unreliable component in electronics. The best electrolytic capacitors are tantalum, will last for years, but will short when they go bad. The chemical electrolytics eat themselves up inside, or will dry up inside from a small leak in the seal. When tested you will see the capacitance has gone down from what it's rated. Now that you want to be into electronics, get your soldering iron...
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System too much power for alternator to handle???
No, music only hits those peak wattages once in awhile anyway. The battery is charging constantly, and when you hit those peak sounds, the battery will help out. Now, if you put a tone generator on it and set it to max, then you draw that much power continously and the alternator will not keep up. But then you will find out that your speakers are rated with music power and not a tone, as the...
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if i buy aluminum powder from unitednuclear site will i be on the watch list for shipping, im not getting it for thermite or whatever
I've tried aluminum, it doesn't seem to burn, try magnesium, it does, even without the rust. Get an old magnesium lawnmower deck and a file, and go to town. Then you won't draw attention to yourself.
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TV's are now 1.2 inches thick - how thick will they be in 10 years, 20 years, 50 years?
If they are American TV's, they will just be getting "fatter, and fatter"!
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Do I have a good chance of getting into the US Air Force Academy?
When i was in boot camp, we took a bunch of tests called GCT/ARI which was General Classification Test/Arithmetic. It was also supposed to be equivalent to a IQ test. My score was 126 and only 4 people from 165 people in two companies qualified to go to the Naval Academy. One of them was me. If i went, my time in service had to be changed from 4 years to 9. That's 4 years Academy and 5 years of...
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I have a 36" rca tv model f36650 it has a high pitch whine as soon as plugged in, i have read that it may be flyback or the HOT, or horizontal transistor NTE2324, does anyone have schematics or know which one is that cause??? thanks for any help
All TV's today have protective circuits, if something isn't right, it will shut down. The power supply is a pulse width modulated type and could be the noise that you are hearing. But most likely the HV diodes have shorted which are molded into the flyback. If you put a scope on the HV transistor case, and see a pulse of at least 50v, the transistor is good, but it should be around 1000v if the...
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Does anybody konws how to open the front panel RcA TV 55" PROJECTER MODEL p52937sg
Why would you open the front? All repairs should be made from the rear.
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does anyone have a recipe for using up left over mashed potatoes?
Fry up a bunch of chopped onions in bacon grease till brown, then pour off the grease and add some butter. Then mix into the potatos, and flatten into cakes. Then fry both sides of cakes till brown.
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If you were 24, would you date someone twice your age?
When i was 30, i went with a girl that was 20, there was a serious generation gap just with 10 years. So i'd say NO.
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how do you take the door panel off a 94 plymouth laser how do you get the window crank off?
Push in the panel behind the crank and look down, and you will see a spring clip, reach in with needle nose pliers and pull it off. The spring clip is in a slot in the hand crank's shaft.
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What are your New Years Resolutions? (Like I give a shit).
I've got to stop eating continously, and give my remaining teeth a break.
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Can the Front Panel Could Be Remove To Be able to clean the dust on A RCA P52937sg Home Theatre
I've be an electronics tech all my life and i can tell you, that you must go in from the back. Too many people try to go in from the front and destroy things. A real good example is digital cameras. When something isn't working right people start prying things off from the lens, they end up in the trash then. Take the back off the TV and remove the giant mirror and start cleaning. The mirror...
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i want to brake my ankle how do you brake your ankle
Start with a set of "brake" shoes.
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what's the easiest career and pays good
Play Golf and be good at it.
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I'm Still Spanked at Home can parents still do that,I'm 19,need some answers Please i get over the knee (with clothes on ) my friends don't
No, it's assault after you are 18, but maybe they are trying to tell you to "GET OUT" !
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who whants to answer this question
I do, what is a "whants"?
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My Right Bottom Eye Lid keeps Twitching. What's Wrong? Should i see a Doctor?
I used to get that, it will eventually go away. I have 4 vertebra misaligned in my neck, and pinched nerves most likely caused it. I had lots of freaky things like that happening to me when i lifted weights, but since i've quit, i don't get them anymore. Plus i don't have to visit the chiropractor anymore.
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Me and my boyfriend have been dating for 6 months now. And he hasn't kissed me yet. What should I do?
Every girl that i ever went with, i always waited for her to make the first move, i was afraid i'd chase her away if i tried to kiss her first.
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If you were a fish, then would you say, "glub, glub, glub?"
When my allergies act up and my mouth fills with pus while i'm sleeping, i go "glub, glub, glub".
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who whants to say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy New Year from Trout Run, PA.
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Can an airliner jet airplane completely (i.e., absolutely nothing left) disintegrate in a crash?
I went to a crash site once, moments after the crash and was recruited to help pick up the remains. The jet was an F4J and when it hit the ground, it went through a block foundation of a new house being built. There were many tiny pieces, but they wanted as much of the plane as we could find. I didn't see any piece to big for one person to lift. The engines although, were found one and a half...
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How many innoculations do you receive in Basic Training?
I think it was 5 or 6, you will forget the rest when you get the 2cc of bicillin in the left nut. That was what everyone called it. It was really injected in the ass cheek. We had to go do physical exercise for 1 hour after, or we could be crippled. The next day when we woke up, everyone was limping. Once in awhile someone would be temporarly crippled and be set back until they can walk again....
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why there are more divorces in white then any other cultures?
Same reason why the birth rate is the smallest, white doesn't get along well with anyone. And i know, because i'm white.
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Im 16...should my penis get any bigger? I started puberty a little late..??
I'm 59 now and my hands and feet are twice the size that they were when i was 16. But my penis has gotten smaller, must have gone to my hands and feet :(
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my dad put 1000000 into an inheritance. I am the heir. He leaves my with 5000.00monthly. Can I sue to have these amounts changed.John
Why would you want more than that, it will be gone after 16 years? If it's a trust fund that he set up, you can't change it.
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Why are teenage girls so sexual these days?
Most teenage girls are fat today, they need to try to hook a man before they get fatter.
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help. any home remmmmmmmmmmmmmmedies for ear eczema. thanks val
Looks like you also need a cure for a sticky "m" key on your keyboard.
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if I have a suspended license can the cops go to my work and arrest me
No, they need to catch you driving.
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what is an exciting thing to do on new years eve that does not involve drinking?
Firecrackers, m-80's, cherry bombs, sparklers, roman candles, get the picture?
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BLONDE V.S BRUNETTE: Mila Kunis or Taylor Swift?
I'll take Mila Kunis, when can i expect her?
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Has modern man out grown the need of religion ?
Shortly after i was born, i was baptized in a protestant church. As i grew older and learned english, i heard from catholics that because of that, i will be going to hell. We all go to church and sing "onward christian soldiers". How did i get drafted into this "Holy War"? Today, all i see is people praying for things for themselves, like getting rich, or make my problems go away. I don't...
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Whe were the tv and radio invented and when did normal familys own one?
Production radios were started in the 1920's and TV's 1950's. But people have owned these for years and there are still no "normal" families.
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what are somethings I can make with a broken cd player?
Take the spindle motor out and add 6 diodes to make a 3 phase bridge. Then make a pinwheel out of thin plastic and attach to motor. Connect the LED to the bridge and mount on the pinwheel. Put it outside on a stick, and when the wind blows at night, you can see the LED spinning.
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Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana?
People who live beyond their means, buy controlled substances and when they ruin their health, they are first to bitch for free health care. Maybe if they didn't buy dope, they could afford health care.
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What's the most amount you lend to someone and he/she never pay you back?
The most i ever loaned at one time was $20, while i was in the Navy. I kept track of the money that people never paid back and i never got back. It added to over $200. That was a lot of money back in 1974.
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i feel mad i have diabetes i got beat up twice i only made 2 friends in a school ive been in for about 7 years. am i a loser?
You are doing better than i ever did.
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What is the most impressive feat of physical strength that you have ever witnessed?
When i was in the Navy, i hung out in the gym lifting weights. One day, this Navy pilot came in, and started benching free weights. He was a little guy about 5'6" and 150 lbs. He kept adding weights and doing sets of ten. I saw him bench 360 lbs.
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DVD player has stopped playing certain DVDS.DVDS have worked for about the last 6 months.Other DVDS still work.
Too many scratches or smudges. Try cleaning them with soapy water and rinse and dry. If the scratches show, try a wetting agent type of lens cleaner, that tends to fill in the scratches.
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Do you think Barack Obama killed Kennedy?
No, he died from excessive guilt from the chappaquiddick incident.
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Can i convert a PS/2 Keyboard to an AT Keyboard without buying an adapter?
What would you do for the plugs? Buy an adapter, they are cheap, i don't think i paid over $1 for mine. Keep in mind that a PS/2 won't work on an XT, it's totally different.
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Do you have a tail?
When i was a tadpole.
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Does Shredding Paper on an Airplane Calm people?
It would calm me, i love shredding paper, whenever i get bored, i run to my paper shredder. I would just want to help, what row and seat has the shredder?
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Do treadmills and execise machines really help in the long run?
Any type of exercise machine does not exercise your sense of balance. You should use free weights or actually run on the ground. Add ankle weights if you want to make it tougher.
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Which of the following is the biggest problem in the US today?
Most people are living beyond their means. Because of the system abuse, i believe that we should no longer loan money to anyone. Let people buy only what they can afford. It would stop inflation and kill the rediculous amount of money that the rich are making!
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Sex outside of marriage is...
Most likely more fun and more often than with marriage.
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Americans are slowly catching up with the rest of the western world and abandoning religion. Good or bad?
Like sports, music, and brands of beer, religion is just something that people want to fight about!
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What is the most common use for your vehicle’s cigarette-lighter socket / accessory receptacle?
I only use mine for the tire air pump.
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Is it possible to write a will such that all your property is destroyed upon your death? E.g., letters burned? Or, say, a car demolished?
Yes, i believe you can do that as long as you specify a person to do it, and an attorney to verify it. What i want to do is be buried in a mausoleum and have my money pay for it, but they will not read a person's will till they are buried. I don't think they will exhume a person to put them in a mausoleum if it is in their will.
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What are the fastest ways to lose wait?
Tell whoever is making you "wait" to hurry up.
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i have changed my monitor's frequency to 80 Hz and now a black screen appears with a message change resolution. what to do?
That is the vertical frequency, you should set it to AUTO and it will detect the computer settings.
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Who is the most beautiful celebrity? Please state your sex.
Never heard of any of these people !
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When driving to an unfamiliar place, what do you mainly use for detailed directions to your destination?
I get the map location either from Delorme or mapquest and then i like to get the satellite view from Google Maps of the area to see where i'm going.
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Which U.S. political party is the most like Scrooge?
Republicans are the rich, most have enough pocket change to buy a new car, but they will bitch about the high price of a candy bar!
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What is the best thing about American Idol?
Most people can't sing but think they can, can't stand listening to them, YUK!
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Yes or No?
Yes, No, Maybe, I don't know --
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lots of boys growing up thought they were born circumcised and just seeing circumcised peckers did you
I thought i was born that way till i was in the Navy and some of the guys were talking about guys that weren't.
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how do i convince my parents to let me get chickens
They eat a tremendous amount of food, what will you feed them? I know a person that got 20 chickens. I haven't talked to her since they started laying eggs. They will lay an egg about every 2 days. Can you eat that many eggs?
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Can I set up a password to prevent my bro-in-law from downloading anything at all on my computer?
Go to "tools" - "internet options" - "security" - "downloads" - check the box for "disable". When you want it back on, select "enable".
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what is the best home remedies for skin whitening especially for dark area in the body?
Read this: http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/asshole_to_dye_for.html
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Do Sexist Men Hate Lesbians Or Only Straight Women they can't date?
I never saw a sexist man that wasn't gay.
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Are you afraid of death? Presuming there is no afterlife, how are you not terrified?
There is no afterlife, if there is, it will be the animal that you hated the most while you were human. So enjoy your life and hope that you don't have an afterlife as i say. I don't have that many years to live now, and i don't want to return. Frogs are my favorite animal and i hate insects. I'm afraid that i would return as a frog and have to eat the things that i hate the most (insects).
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Have you ever thought that you are perfect? Or almost perfect?
I'm more of an accident waiting to happen, far from perfect.
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my bf is joining the AF and i had?'s...how long is BC and tranning?when will i be able to talk to him daily?or move by him?
Part of basic training is having no contact other than mail with the outside world. My basic training was 13 weeks and the only time we had liberty(use of telephone) was when we won battalion challenges. We only did twice plus one free liberty, bringing a total of 3 times. We had one liberty where we could leave the base for 12 hours.
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i want to live on an island by my self can you help
I want my own island myself, if we all go together, we might get a discount on multiple islands.
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How do you decorate your house for Christmas?
I do something different every year. I have my N guage train on the coffee table and 1 string of lights over the entrance door, that's it!
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Does smoking cigarettes every once in a while cause your respiratory system to get messed up?
I smoked for 12 years and i tried to just cut down. I was down to 3 cigarettes a day and eventually maybe 2 a week. I lifted weights for years but never got that cardio workout till i took up jogging. Once you do that, you will realize that you have to give up smoking permanently.
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What is your favorite button to push?
I used to push on my girlfriend's nipples and at the same time i'd go "beep, beep". She never did see any humour in that.
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is there a way to fix my toshiba SD-V280 UA? The infrared sensor is not working, is not recieving the signal from my remotes?? N-E ONE?
It is not necessarily the sensor being bad, the signal from the remote has a modulated signal, so it can work in a daylight situation. The signal goes into a microprocessor, it has to meet satisfactory conditions for the signal to be processed.
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If you have to outsource your company's production to another country, where would you choose? and WHY?
CS&CM Shanghai
I invented a new type engine that will run on hot water and is much more efficient than a steam engine. I haven't gotten a patent for it because i know that the Chinese will just copy it and flood the market with them and i get no royalties. So i'm considering selling the patent to the Chinese instead of getting one in the US.
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how to deal with suicidal thoughts and living with back stabbing family members?
All my family stabs me in the back. I was the best looking of 5 kids and everyone was jealous of that, including my parents. I always got hand me downs, wasn't offered a college education, and now that i'm old, my mom is putting all her money in bank accounts in my brothers and sister's names. I no longer have anything to do with them. If anyone asks me, i tell them that all my family is dead...
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If you were senteced to Death by hangign which of these following optiosn would you choose?
At least i get to ride a horse before i die!
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Stupid question time; So how long before all women realize they are latent lesbians and ditch men for women?
The only reason that they have anything to do with men is the support, or child support.
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How do you herd cats?
Squirt gun.
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What does a rat eat?
The only rats that i ever saw in my life were hanging around a vacant lot next to a Pizza Hut. So maybe they are panhandling for pizza?
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Free Sex. should it be leagle?
Free? No sex is ever free, the guy will be paying for it one way or another.
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What does a Blind Snake eat?
I keep finding snakes that appear to be blind, they have white cloudy eyes. I saw on the Discovery channel that they aren't blind, but are getting ready to shed their skin. They probably can't see very well till then. I can get my hand real close with no response from them. Most of my snakes live in the wood pile and eat insects, if they get big enough to eat my toads and frogs, then i deliver...
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Someone gave me a computer knowing they had passwords stored on it. Is it illegal to access their Internet accounts and edit the accounts?
If you keep kicking a sleeping dog, it might wake up and bite you. And the judge will say "that's just too bad, you asked for it".
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Is the US economy so poor that the new #1 show is "Everyone Loves Ramen"?
Definately not my favorite, but it does fill you up!
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even though my body fat is below average I was told that i'm obese. how can this be true?
Probably because the average today is obese. Keep in mind that average and normal aren't the same.
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Have you been manipulated by an oil and gas billionaire into believing public healthcare is equivalent to socialized medicine?
When the rest of the uninsured have insurance, the effects will be the same as socialized health care. See how long it takes to schedule an operation when you have another 45 million people running to hospitals that didn't before. The only difference is that it will cost more than socialized health care. The insurance companies will become even more corrupt and will be keeping more than half of...
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can u add heat to ice without melting it? why?
Sure, a piece of ice could be -20 degrees F, and you could heat it up to +25 degrees and it will still be ice if it's still below +32 degrees F.
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How to check steel welding with sufficient strength or not,without cutting steel?
They have a fixture in the Penn State College of Technology that you put the welded piece into and it will pull it apart, measuring how many tons that it will break. That is in the welding class. Different types of rods have different tensile strengths. The strongest types seem to be the hardest types to weld with, such as 7018.
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When did Kester Solder start making Vapor Degreaser Solvent and between what years did they produce this product?
The best i can tell you is that the factory that i worked bought the GE-MAC7000 line from GE back in 1974 and we used tri-clorethane degreaser to remove flux. The diluted mix went through a still and converted back to the tri-chlorethane to be reused. Of course this chemical evaporates rapidly and some is lost. It was expensive and dangerous as it can give off chlorene gas if exposed to UV...
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What's your favourite type of metal?
I like cast iron the best for machining. But for casting, it would be aluminum alloy, it's easy. I wish i could do iron casting, that would be best.
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Is zinc galvanized iron magnetizable?
Zinc will not affect it, but some types of steel will hold the magnetic field and others won't. It depends on the alloy mixture.
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I have a cute Christmas idea for my boyfriend but it involves engraving initials into a key. I want it to be all hand made, so how could I go about engraving initials into a key? I've got some time and I'm sure I can find keys to practice on. Thanks!
You need a tool called a "vibro engraver", it has a diamond tip and will move at a rate of 60 beats per second. I bought mine in 1970 and was $15 back then, don't know what they are now. I later got another of a different brand at an estate auction for a couple bucks.
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If you own antiques, what is your most prized peice? Would you ever sell it?
I have a E. Ingraham mantle clock dated 1889. I will probably keep it. I also have a 1930 Majestic floor model radio, all original and still plays.
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An LED operates at 2.4 V, 10 mA. It’s energy is supplied from a capacitor, C. The LED should operate for 30 minutes. The cap is charged by 5V dc power supply. Power suppl then R1 then switch after switch is Cap and R2 and LED in series. R1 R2 cap valu?
It's a rediculous question since the voltage will be dropping on the capacitor and the 10 ma will not maintain.
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Have you ever chopped wood for a fire?
I chop up 11 cords every year to heat the house. I use a 30" antique farm saw to cut up small branches. I burn everything on the ground and dead trees.
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What size breaker is needed for a kitchen stove?
When my stove was made, it says dual 40 amp for 240 v.
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Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
Incadescent lamps will pop much quicker from a cold start, and of course everyone knows that CFL lamps are crap starting from the cold if they don't blow the circuit first.
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What was the first thing that you cooked in an oven?
First thing was parsley leaves, so i could chop them up in a blender and put them in a shaker.
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How much does it cost to run a ceramic heater?
My electric rate is $.16 per kilowatt, so a 1,500 watt heater will cost me $.24 per hour. Mine is Tri-County Rural Electric in PA.
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Does the light in your oven work?
I have a Frigidaire from 1964, it never was made to have a light.
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Why do we have bad dreams and how can we stop having them?
For me, it's eating ice cream before going to bed. Don't do that.
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Do you have your fireplace going right now?
Yes, it's been going all day, i have 65 in the house and 19 outside. I have a Kodiak insert type. It heats the whole house.
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Why are modern electronics (TVs, Blu-ray/DVD players and lots of radios) always on Standby mode and never Off?
Most electronics are in standby mode because they use a remote control. The circuit must be partially powered up in order to read the remote.
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Do you still use a VHS VCR?
Yes, i just bought a new one just before they quit selling them, VCR unit only that is. I use them for security purposes with cameras. The last time i was in Wal Mart, i had to ask where the tapes were. The salesman said that was the end of them when they are gone. I guess i should have bought them all.
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It really burns me when the stock market goes up and down wildly because brokers are "locking in their earnings." Tell me if I am in error!
Stocks go up and down mostly by people buying and selling. When i see a stock that i have and i could make money on it, and it seems to be continueing falling, i sell it. That makes it devalue more. If you see a stock that seems to be rising and you buy it, you contribited to it's rise. I never heard of "locking in their earnings". Brokers buy stocks and then talk many others into buying it,...
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I won a whole case of candy, I don't need it. Where could I give it away or sell it?
I'll take some :)
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I might lose my license for one reason or another. It is okay to drive my friends front end loader to work?
I always wanted to drive my front end loader to work. There were a lot of cars in the parking lot that i would have liked to flip over :)
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plz help me to make an emergency with white led in a 6 volt battery .... plz....?
You shouldn't use anything less than 80 ohm resistor in series. 6-3.6=2.4v R=E/I R=2.4/.03 If you are looking to make an auto start with a power failure, you will need more parts.
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im 16, my penis is 4 inches erect and 1-2 soft.. sometimes my little 8yr old brother even has it bigger than me..why is that?
Why do you know how big your little brother's penis is?
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Is America still the "land of the free"?
Yes it is, if you don't work, you still eat. People on welfare make it a religion, generation after generation. Women get pregnant and get welfare saying that they don't know who the father is and the father stays in the backgroung and help spends the welfare money. For extra money, they are usually dealing in dope.
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How do you feel about the fact Brad Pitt spent $300,000 on a coffee table?
When rich people spend their money like that, it helps the poor. Good for him!
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Does history interest you?
I always hated history in school, but i like the "History Channel" on TV.
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Please help! Am I ugly, attractive, or just average?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/43826233@N05/4033833336/
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Does the full moon affect most people?
Share your answer...
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Are homeless people homeless or houseless?
There are homeless people who live in a truck, bus, or their car. They get a friend to accept their mail so they have a phoney address. I looked into it and the county codes specifies that it's illegal to reside in a vehicle.
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Should there always be a Basic Minimum Income for everyone?
There should be a "maximum" allowable income for money grubbers. That would automatically make more money for the poor.
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Have you ever slept with Tiger Woods?
Nope, i only sleep with my plush animals.
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What are some romantic things i could say to my boyfriend to make him fall in love with me?
We won't have any kids if you don't want any.
I will work and earn my own money.
We can both have our own bank accounts.
We can have sex whenever you want to.
I will watch my weight daily, and won't get fat.
You don't have to get me an engagement ring, jewelry is a waste of money.
I'm a good cook and love doing housework.
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why do some white guys get jealous of black guys?
You're kidding, right?
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What mpg did the average car get in the 1950s?
I had a 1952 Pontiac Bonneville with a 389 4BBL carb. I got 8 mpg, but then i stomped on the gas all the time, since i liked pulling "G's", and laying long patches of rubber.
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i just started weight lifting n want to know how to develop my muscles quick,I want to know how?
Keep in mind 3 sets of 10 reps, and the most weight that you can to accomplish this. Also no more than 2 minutes between sets. Get plenty of sleep and eat more protein and less sugars.
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I've lost faith in life... the human race... love... pretty much anything worthwhile. What makes life worth living?
Me also, i've turned my attention more to my hobbies and learned to appreciate the beauty of nature.
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Questions from 1969? Was AB even around in 1969 LOL
Wasn't that the original answer bag that Johnny Carson used when he played Carnac the Magnificent?
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140 characters for a question????? That is hopeless! Your views?
Why not make it 256 characters, then every question should be covered.
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Why do most men prefer skinny girls over curvy ones?
They don't prefer either. They prefer normal weight girls. But if none exist, we know that even a skinny girl will gain weight till she is normal. A heavy woman will just continue to get heavier.
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Should corporal punishment be brought back into schools.
Yes, i think two female teachers running around naked in a classroom should be spanked :)
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How can I keep my friend from joining the Marine Corps?
Nothing against the Marine Corps, just don't want him to be another casualty. Also, please don't tell me about the other branches.
If they are smart and have a valuable skill such as in electronics or mechanical, they will not be put in harm's way. The military values the skilled people. Many things need fixed and most cannot do this.
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
If you put a quarter in the machine and pull the handle, you might win or you might lose. If you don't want one or the other, then don't play. So, if you decide to have sex, be prepared to accept a child.
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How does your hair stop growing
I have male pattern baldness, most of my hair fell out, but there are some random hairs hanging around. They still grow as fast as when i had a full head of hair. Maybe scientists should do some research on why these random hairs still exist. It probably holds the secret to stopping male pattern baldness.
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What would you do ladies if you were engaged & fiance your wanted you to sign a prenup,& in the prenup it states that you MUST weight 130 lbs or less and if you get pregnant you have a certain amount of time to lose the weight?What would you do?Honestly?
I worked with a guy that had a prenup that his wife wouldn't go over 135 lbs or he would divorce her and she gets nothing. She signed it in 1982 and they were married. She still keeps her weight down and her mother and 2 sisters are really fat. They are all jealous of her. She should be proud of herself. She did have 2 kids that are grown up and gone.
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Why do so many black men like to date white women?
When i was in the Navy, we were having a party one night, whites and blacks. The white guys asked the black guys and we concluded that "black women are too bitchy" and black guys don't want that. That is what all the black guys were in agreement to.
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I want to break my arm, what is the safest and easiest way to go about breaking it?
I know a guy named Bruno, who lives down the street. He will break your arm for $100. But really, why would you want a broken arm, take it from me, it won't get you any more chicks!
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You receive a magical offer: You can become Tiger Woods, Tom Cruise, or Brad Pitt, but the catch is, you not only get their fame and fortune, you also get their wives, kids, and troubles. Will you pick one? Or keep your own life?
I'll take any three, money can buy your way out of troubles everytime.
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Men: What do you do when a woman cancels or doesn't show up for a date?
That would be doing me a favor, i'd be saving some money.
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What are you craving?
I have a pan of beets from my garden cooking now on the stove right now and a stick of butter and a fork in each hand.
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If you could change one thing about society what would it be?
Everyone gets paid the same for different jobs. When someone's car craps out, i have to crawl under it in the sub freezing weather, get dirt and grease all over me, just because i don't have a doctors degree. I think a person pays for schooling to get the job that is easy for them and not as miserable. More people will get along with other except the greedy, who want more. After all,...
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What was the brand of your 1st ever computer?
Sinclair
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Why do girls fall for "bad boys?"
I think it's because they don't want a relationship that lasts forever. They know that the BAD boy will either be shot to death or end up in prison.
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Why do we rake leaves in the fall or autumn?
It's like a competition. Guess what day the township will collect the piles and hurry up and rake up your leaves. Then people stand inside their doors and laugh at the neighbors piles that blow all over on days that the township doesn't pick up.
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Is having naked pictures of other girls while you have a girlfriend cheating
Not unless the pictures are sticking together:)
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What's an odor you just love?
I love the smell of freshly split oak.
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Do you believe, the car makes the man?
I had a Fiat 850 spider once, it helped get lots of girls, mainly because they want to ride in it. No other car that i ever owned did this. Face it, it definately helps!
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Sex is best when _______?
When-- the girl goes home when we are done.
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Would you like one of these bumper stickers? LMAO!!!!
It's the story of my life, and i needed that sticker 25 years ago.
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Should smokers miss out on warranty claims because of their bad habit?
I spent my whole life working on electronics. People who smoke near an electronic device especially one with fans, will build up a tar mess all over the components. This causes dust to stick to the tar and the build up causes parts to overheat. No i don't believe the warranty should cover this.
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Coors or Coors Light?
Lite should be for teen agers, fat people shouldn't drink, I'll take the real beer.
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What are your favorite reasons and or excuses?
When i lived in the city, it was "i must have been outside cleaning windows"
Now that i'm in the country, "i must have been hiking in the woods"
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Korean,Japanese,or Chinese guys are more handsome?
Can we have a better selection?
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Is Operation Repo staged?
Yes, they are supposedly repeating a typical repo.
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IBM or Dell?
Dell has real good support, i'm using a Dell dimension 4100 right now, seems real good, except one fan keeps changing speeds. I had at least 6 IBM's. They keep crapping out, so i just buy another. The most common problems were the IDE controllers and serial ports just quit working. After the 3rd one that i lost IDE, i won't buy another IBM.
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I am always at the bottom. Always,What am I?
Footer, as in a foundation or bottom of a page?
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What are the responsibility of a husband to wife?
From people i've known, the husband is responsible to:
Provide child support
Be responsible for the wife's bills
Pay the necessary bills, the wife's income is for fun
Stay out of the house, you might get it dirty
Live in the garage or the cellar
Do all of the outside work
Give up his parents and siblings, and only accept hers
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Your being pulled over by the police, what do you hide?
I was on vacation once and going west from PA. It was bike week in Sturgis, SD. The police set up cones in the highway up ahead and pulled over about 10 bikers and me in my truck. I had a 9mm Beretta that i was desperately tucking up under the seat while i was pulling over. The cops were asking all of us questions, looking for nervous persons. If you looked guilty, they searched the vehicle....
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Would you marry a call girl, stripper, go-go dancer, cocktail waitress? Assuming none have any health issues, and she promises to quit once married.
I have known all of these types, and NO way.
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Teens are not children but rather they are smaller adults...Do you agree or disagree with that statement?
I think teens are just older brats, no street smarts.
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What is the best season for you? and why?
Spring is great, the bugs haven't come out yet and i like the cool weather.
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What is the most popular hobby amongst people of your generation in your country?
The most popular was "not having a hobby", but mine was electronics. I started by taking apart a tube type radio when i was 9, and got interested. By the time i was 13, i was making transmitters. When i got to High School, i graduated top in my class in electronics. Then i went in the US Navy and graduated top in my electronics class again. When i got out i worked in a process control...
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IS THERE A STATUE OF LIMITATIONS IN COLORADO ON ARMED ROBBERY?
Why, did you do it?
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What's a flavor of jello that the world doesn't need?
Jello flavors are a fruit, i think they should add "kiwi" to their list.
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Do you think you are able to describe a suspect's face well enough to make a reliable police sketch?
When you are in a situation where you almost never see any people like i am, all people look alike to me. Now if you want me to identify a particular bird, deer, or frog, i can do that.
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Pudding: instant or cooked? Which do you prefer?
Cooked, I like that pudding skin.
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Do you buy your eggs in styrofoam or cardboard cartons?
Mine are paper mache from Aldi, they were styrofoam till this summer. One dozen is $.79 the last time i bought 11-3-2009.
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How close do you live from your Ex (s)?
About 450 miles :) She would always drive by my house, until i finally moved 25 miles away. After she could no longer find me, she moved to the Myrtle Beach area.
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Are you Republican or Democrat....NOW?
Republicans are the rich who bitch about the government spending their money. Democrats are people who want the government to spend everyone's money. So, i'm neither, both ways suck!
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What kind of coffee do you enjoy, and how do you take it?
Colombian, mountain grown.
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When you die who will you like to haunt?
I'm not waiting till i die, i've already started!
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What is something that has happened in your life that has made you feel totally rejected?
When you save your money and retire when you are 44, you will find out what rejection is by all your peers. When my friends and all my neighbors found out that i was retired, they all turned into assholes. It got so bad, that i had to move from the house that i owned for 28 years. Now i have no friends, and even my own relatives are jealous of me.
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When was the last time you went to the emergency room and why did you go?
Halloween night, 2003. Motorcycle accident with a broken clavicle.
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I need to fax a pdf document but don't have a fax machine. What website can I use for sending just one fax? (I don't want to subscribe to anything)
I had a realestate agent wanted to send me a fax once and i used "Winfax Lite", it's a free download.
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What was the last thing you ate out of a bowl?
Bran flakes and milk.
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How old is too old to go back to school?
I'm 59, and i was considering going back for HVAC.
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Are you a beach person, a mountain person or neither?
I am a mountain person. I like the fresh air, trees, and the cold weather. I never could stand the smell of the beach.
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Do all women know how to cook?
I never met one that could, even my sister couldn't make a cup of hot chocolate. And she is 53! I asked her what she is going to do when mom dies and she said "I'll just order Dominos everyday".
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Why would you leave your car windows open over night?
Air out that "junkyard" smell that a car seems to get as it gets older.
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What should we do before we turn 40?
Make sure you have enough candles for the cake.
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What is the most common characteristic of womanizers?
I think all their hairs are numbered, that way they are in the exact place everyday.
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What will be your last wish?
I wish that all my plush animals are stuffed in my coffin, that way my REAL friends will be with me. Also i want all my money to go to the cemetary, under the condition that i'm stuffed in a mausoleum, don't want my critters to get wet :)
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Swine flu or wine flu? o.0
I'll have the wine, thank you :)
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Do you take vitamins? Should people take them and Why? When is it to late to start?
I take multi-vitamin supplement, i find that it helps me heal whatever ails me. I haven't been sick for over 8 years now. And now, i'm aging a block of chedder, so when i get H1N1, i will have some penicillin. Just kidding :)
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Why would you defriend someone on facebook? Do you ever go though your friends list and 'punish' people?
My own niece "defriended" me on facebook because i told my brother that she shouldn't be in a "Relationship" at age 17.
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Do you sit down at a table and properly eat your meal?
False. There are no tables to eat at in my house. I hold my plate in my hand wherever i'm at.
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Do you watch TV?
No, i don't get it. Life's too short to watch commercials all day. When a program like "Survivor" on CBS is 43 minutes long, but takes 1 hour to watch, that's a lot of commercials.
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What do you say when the cop asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The last time i got pulled over and he said that, i just told him, "for going 75 in a 55 zone". Then the cop says "you could of said "doing 74 in a 55" and you would have saved $20 on your ticket. Then the cop says, it's hard to convince a judge that you were going that extra mile per hour.
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Are you afraid of touching 120 volts in your house?
The average person has a resistance of 10,000 ohms even with wet skin. That is only 12 milliamperes. That might give you a thrill, but it would take 50 milliamperes for a few minutes if going through your left arm to the rest of the body. It might induce a heart attack. But not definately. No, i'm not afraid to touch 120v, done it many times. I'm a retired electronics technician. The...
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What is something that can become poisonous when overused?
Nicotine, can be poisonous in large quantities.
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What are the world's biggest killers?
"Raid". One can of "Raid" can wipe out millions of insects. It can also kill lots of people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster
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What will happen if we don't save electricity?
My utility stocks will increase in value and maybe i will get a higher dividend.
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Who do you seem to piss off a lot?
My family, my friends, my neighbors, people who read my profile on facebook, and anyone who knows anything about me. But they are just jealous because i have no wife and kids to support, no job to go to, i have my hobbies and toys to play with all day, and i'm financially independent. So what did "I" do to them?
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Have you ever eat beef tounge?
No. It would be too hard to tell who is eating who.
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How often do you go grocery shopping in a week?
Once every 8-10 weeks, usually spend $300-$350.
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Are you conscious in front of the camera?
As soon as i leave my house, i assume that there is at least one camera pointed in my direction at all times. As long as i'm not commiting a crime, it doesn't bother me.
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If you had the ability to have 1 thing that you never had in your life what would it be?
To be famous for inventing something and be CEO of my own factory making it.
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I need to get electric heaters in my home. The electrician who looked at the job said I could use either 120 or 240. I am assuming that is the wattage. The 120 heaters are less expensive but is that a better choice? What is the difference between the 2?
The 240 volt system draws half the amps that the 120 volt will. The higher amps of the lower voltage system will cause other failures more often, mainly the thermostat.
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Snowblower or Snowthrower?
If you understand how they work, they are actually a "snowthrower", but people seem to be obsessed with the term "Blow".
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Should paddling be used in college
Punishment to fit a crime sometimes requires pain or it will do nothing. If a student damages college property, then they should be caned in public, like they do in China.
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Is it okay to spank a teanager with a belt
Seems like everyone thinks that giving praise to a kid when they do good and just ignore the bad stuff, is dicipline. That doesn't work in the real world. When the kid goes away from family, they don't get praise from strangers, so they automatically dislike strangers. It is the root problem which is increasing the amount of incest in this country. When mammals grow up, they leave the...
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Do you sometimes get the giggles at work for almost no apparent reason?
You have a better job than i ever did.
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Where did you last sexual encounter take place?
N41º 14.334', W77º 03.049'
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How many "whippings" did you get as a child?
My old man beat me with his belt so many times, there's no way to count. It eventually got to the point that he started pulling my pants down and beating me on the bare ass. I think that was somewhat perverted. I started running away from home after that started.
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Would you leave an abusive relationship, even if it meant being alone forever?
I left mine 27 years ago and will be alone forever. Also it seems to create a certain amount of jealousy with my friends and relatives. So, some people think it's a better way.
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Would you ever get a tattoo like this?
It has a sense of humor. At least it would put a smile on most people's faces.
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You have a friend that refuses to wear a seat belt, do you tell them buckle up or get out or do you shrug and go on risking a ticket or guilt if something should go wrong?
I "had" a friend like that once. You'll eventually find that the attitude goes way beyond just the seat belt thing.
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I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please.
I won't date anyone from any race, does that make me a racist? I have mice that breed with deer mice and the offspring is freaky, the colors in their fur. I have red belly snakes that breed with ring necks, they also have ugly colors. I think if a person wants to stay in their race, then thats not only normal but prevents a lifetime of harrassment from people that don't agree with it,...
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Where and what is your nearest monument?
Buckhorn Covered Bridge in Cogan House, PA.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cogan_House_Covered_Bridge
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If your 15 minutes are up what do you do now/
My 15 minutes of fame were back in 1971. Now i guess i'm waiting for my 15 minutes of shame :(
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Why do black people (not trying to be racist) not like dark sodas? example, only drinking sprite or grape and orange sodas.
I worked in a small store many years ago. The most common purchases by blacks were a "RC Cola and a moonpie". Grape was a close second for drink. Another thing you could ask is why do blacks prefer menthol cigarettes. Almost all blacks that smoked preferred menthol.
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What would a cop do if you were 18 and drinking on your own property (front porch) and he pulled up?
In PA, if what you are drinking can be identified as beer from the street or another property, you can be arrested. You will be arrested for disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and for being underage.
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If you had the power to do it, would you eliminate ALL religion from the face of the earth? Why or why not?
I believe that religion falls into the category of three things that people want to fight about, religion, sports, and music. If someone doesn't prefer the same, then it's WAR! I think a survey should be made, it seems that these kind of people have lower than normal I.Q.'s or have idle minds, no hobbies or such. Lets eliminate all three :)
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What is your favorite type of cheese?
Monterey Jack, if i'm just cutting and eating like candy. Extra sharp chedder makes the best mac & cheese or toasted cheese sandwiches.
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If a stranger walked up to you and kissed you, what would your reaction be?
I'd say, "thank you maam, may i have another"?
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If theres a black dog ona black street with no street lights and a car is cumming and has no head lights on and drives around the dog?? how is this possible?
Something suspicious about a car "cumming"
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Is the USA run by the government, or is it really controlled by the huge corporations like insurance companies?
The government is and always will be controlled by the rich.
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Why do young adults these days think they're entitled to live an easy life?
I know what you mean, and i always tell them. "you've got to pay your dues first".
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Why do people smoke? (2009-09-02)
I always liked the smell of a fresh burning cigarette, then i tried it and was addicted. But then the price of a pack went up to 75 cents, so i quit. That was 1981.
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Black olives, green olives, or neither?
Spanish olives, i need that pimento inside.
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Can i get a hamburger, without the bun?
Yes, when i worked at McDonalds, some people wanted just the burger for their dog. I think it was 15 cents, but i'm not sure. That was 1968.
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Can I get a cheeseburger without the cheese?
Sure, when i worked at McDonalds, i'd take the cheese off and still charge you 24 cents for your cheeseburger. You could have saved 5 cents if you asked for a hamburger. They were 19 cents.
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Why are my migraines increasing the older I get? What's the best way to relief them without taking medication?
When i was younger, i used to get headaches that hurt so bad that i just wanted to die. Since i quit working 14 years ago, i think i only might have gotten a headache 5 times. Usually the beginning of a cold will give you a headache. I found that a lack of sleep seems to be the main cause of headaches. If i can't sleep, then i wasn't getting enough exercise. So combining the two,...
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What happens if you don't sleep?
Lack of sleep cuts down on your ability to remember things. If i don't get to bed soon, i won't remember that i answered this question already. Then i'll probably answer it again :)
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Is 6'1'' 155lbs. a good weight for my height? i'm a dude
The quick chart that was in my gym says:
Women should be 100 lbs+ 5 lbs for each inch over 5'
Men should be 110 lbs +5 lbs for each inch over 5'
You should be about 175 lbs.
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Without being greedy, what is the least amount of money that you'd require to make you happy, or keep your head above water?
Although the cost of living keeps going up, i spent around $12,000 last year.
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I'm turning 22, never been in a relationship also a virgin. My parents keep asking why i don't date, what do i say i can't get one cuz thats what it really boils down to what business is it to them anyways? i get embarassed talking about these things
I was 21 the first date i ever had. Then my second date was when i was 28 and after 2 more dates with this girl, i lost my virginity. I went with this girl for 1 year and had sex many times. Now its been 27 years since i've had a date with anyone. And it's true "you don't miss what you never had". If i could do it all over, i'd stayed a virgin.
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When does 1 + 1 = 1?
When a person tries to use their spouse as another witness against someone.
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What do you usually have 'A happy Monday' or 'Monday Blues'?
For the last few years now, i have to look at my weather station to see what day it is. I don't have TV or go to work, so there are no references to what day it is. But when i worked, i hated Mondays the most, seemed like the longest day of the week.
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Where is the best place to hide money at home?
Get a screwdriver, take a switch cover off, put the money in the switch box and screw the cover back on.
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What's the newest thing you own? And what's the oldest thing you own?
Coast LED flashlight.
A 1889 Waltham mantle clock.
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What do I do with the Old computers sitting in my garage?
They can be use for PLD's or PLC's with the right program installed, as long as they have serial or parallel ports. Factorys use them for the CNC machines.
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Personality or Looks?
Depends on age, when i was 16, then looks. Now that i'm 58, then personality. If i could do it all over again, then i'd think the same way.
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What's the most cutting edge technological thing you own?
My Zenith DTT-901 DTV convertor box.
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Tell me one amazing thing about YOU. =)
I can fix just about anything electronic or mechanical that you can throw at me.
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If someone says "I'm not afraid of you", then why does the word afraid pop into their minds?
Because they honestly think that i won't pull the trigger. Too many people think they can be bad and the rest of the world have to obey the laws.
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Would you rather be book smart or life smart?
Life smart, part of that is knowing which book to look for information, and data books are the only ones that have value.
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How to make websites
pagetutor.com is very good. I learned from it.
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What is an example of a dumb question?
Do male centipedes prefer female centipedes with sexy legs?
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My moonphase clock shows a quater moon, why cant i see it even on a clear night?
You have to select a city that is in the same longitude as you are.
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What was the last website you were on other than AB?
craigslist
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Have you ever worked in a factory? If so what was your job?
Electronic technician for 20 years, troubleshoot and repair circuit boards.
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In one word your thoughts on the oppisite sex?
Fat
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Am I stupid to post how much money in total I have in my profile name?I mean this is just Internet,we will never meet in real life,is it still risky?I'll update it every time after I earned or spent. I just do it for fun and it serves as statistic for me.
Wow! When i was 20, i made $1.60/hr, which is $256/mo.
I never saved any money till i realized that i was never going to get married. That was 1980. I had $900 after i just bought a new truck. I started saving then and by 1995 i retired with $350,000 saved. That was 15 years and the most i made was $11.77/hr when i worked. I now live off the saved money interest and dividends. It doesn't...
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What do I get for $1.00?
A 6" magnifying glass that is so distorted that you can't possibly make anything out, made in China, sold at The Dollar Tree.
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Name one way you try to save money.
I'm the king of cheap, what do you want to know?
The most important thing in my life, is keeping my realestate that i really can't afford. So i:
-Try to grow my own food
-Never eat out
-No TV unless i can get some channels for free
-Refill smaller soda bottles from 2 liter bottles
-I cut my own hair
-I don't have a cell phone
-Heat my house from firewood that i...
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Does a cashier have to accept any amount of money in pennies since it is legal tender?
My brother went into a Giant Food Store to buy cases of soda to restock a machine at work. He tried to pay for them with change from that machine. They kicked him out of the store, telling him that paying with coins wastes peoples time. So he went to the bank and they gave him coin wrappers to wrap them. Even the bank refused them not rolled.
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R u retarded?
No, all my spark plugs fire before top dead center.
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You run out of toothpaste, what do you do?
Look around for one of those small tubes that the dentist gives me. They are like a spare tire. I only use it till i buy another big tube.
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How often do you eat eggs in the morning?
I only eat 1 egg per week now. My cholesterol level was 238 when i was tested and the nurse suggested i cut down on these kinds of foods. When i was in the Navy for 4 years, i had at least 2 eggs per day everyday. That is 365x4x2=2920 eggs that i ate. I blame the Navy for my high cholestrol problem.
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Do you ever have to pee so bad you do the pee-pee dance?
For some strange reason, we had milk in the afternoon in grade school. By the end of the day, almost everyday, i was doing the pee dance. I never used the bathrooms all the way through school. I tried a couple times, but the freaks always come over to see how big my cock was as soon as i whipped it out.
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I just purchased a used Philips large screen projection television (model # 60P8341) the picture appears as if there is double (shadowlike) image - can this be adjusted easily or should I consult a repair person?
Sounds like it was beat around a little hard in the shipping. The mechanical alignment is probably out. Does the shadowlike image have a certain color?
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Minnesota Property Law. How close can you plant next to property line? We recently had our lake property surveyed, and the neighbor has planted a small tree within one inch of the survey marker. H
Making a big deal over 1 inch, kinda makes you look like the bad neighbor. Everything has a % tolerance. Ask the surveyor. It might actually be a foot away or maybe over the line. I once looked to buy a 95 acre property that was just surveyed. They had red ribbons in a 6' square in the corners. When i asked about it, they said that was the tolerance and an exact point couldn't be...
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My dog was hit and killed and now we are being sued by the car owners insurance company. The lady was speeding and made no attempt to stop. I dont understand what her full coverage insurance is for. What if she hit a deer, no one would have to pay!!
People are not responsible to keep deer out of the street.
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I have made out with a lot of girls that let me tuch them through their painties but not in them. Whats the diffrence?
Stay on the outside, it's a lot safer!
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Have you ever been someone's Favorite at anything?*
I was the teachers pet in first grade.
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What is the story behind your avatar and/or nickname?
I love frogs and i took this picture of one of my frogs.
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Why do people ride horses?
I only ride iron horse, motorcycles, i don't believe animals should carry people around.
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My 6yr old doesn't respect me. Whenever I tell her what to do, like "It's bathtime. You need a bath before sleepytime." Gets upset, and says things like "No", "I hate you", "I wish I had another family." Then calms down says I love you. What do I do?
That is why you "spank" your brat. Take it from me, if you don't, you won't believe what he will try to get away with when he is a teenager.
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You buy a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a loaf of bread. how much will this cost you in your area?
Milk $2.95
Eggs $0.95
Bread $0.79
Total $4.69 Aldi, central PA
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Do you hate it when someone asks what you do for work as the 1st point of conversation?
Yes, it's just working up to a reason to ask to borrow money.
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A 37 year old woman keeps on flirting with me and trying to get me to go out with her, I'm 19 =| Do you think that is way too much of an age difference to ever have a relationship?
She wants you to be her boy toy. I would avoid a relationship. If the sex is free, then go for it, life is short.
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For a million bucks would you actually slap one of your parents?
Sure, i'd even throw in a few free ones :)
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Did your parents ever teach you how to cook?
No, i learned by experimenting. I'm 58 and just learned a better way to make hash browns. Fry the onions first till brown in the bacon grease, that makes them much better.
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Is it fair that my mother should confiscate my laptop and send me to bed without any supper? I am 46 years old!
Is it fair to your mom that you still live at home? Sounds like my sister and brother, she's 53 and he is 54 and they still live at home.
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Did your mother ever tell you she loved you?
Never, and she never showed it either.
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How do you start an effective website, in which you make a profit off of?
Yes, i learned from this site:
http://www.pagetutor.com/index.html
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Does anyone own a scythe? Is it all cool?
I have 2 sickles, my dad had a scythe when we had the farm when we were kids.
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What did your parents teach you?
How to live like their generation.
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Would you like some pork and beans?
They make me fart, and so do raisins. Last week i tried both together before i went to bed. Damn good thing i wasn't married or i'd been sleeping outside on a hammock!
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What's something you can get for free?
Look on craigslist, lots of free stuff everyday.
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True or False? You drive a White or Black Vehicle?
False, i bought the only standard cab pickup on the lot, it was forrest green. If it was black or white, i still would have bought it.
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How many pillows do you like to sleep with at night?
Three, one for my head, one to take weight off my shoulders, and one between my thighs to take weight off my hip joints.
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True or False?You are taller than your mother?
True, but i am still the runt of the litter of 5.
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What do you think about a wedding with about or over 500 guests?
Gift piggies!
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Would you prefer French fries or hash browns?
I have a thing for onions --- so hash browns for me.
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I STARTED DATING A BLACK GIRL AND SINCE THEN HAIR HAS STARTED GROWING ON MY BUTT AND IN MY BUTTCRACK IS THIS BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME A DISEASE I REALLY LIKE HEr DONT WANT TO BREAK UP BUT ITS MAKING THINGS KINDA MESSY k thx
Let's see, i was 14 when hair started to grow in my buttcrack. So i guess you're about that age. Kids your age shouldn't be having sex. Don't blame the woman.
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Michael Jackson: Genius or Creepy?
Genius is a person that can write code for a MPU without using an assembler. Michael was talented but not a genius, but also creepy.
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When did you last have an injection & what was the reason?
I had a tooth pulled.
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Is late night television good for population control?
I believe it will work, seemed like whenever i was having sex, Benny Hill was on and i'd try to do both at the same time. My girlfriend said i had to make a choice, her or Benny Hill. I chose the TV.
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I'm 19 and i have three kids. Most people call me a hoe, slut just because i have three kids at 19. what should i do or say. to get them to leave me lone? and they call me a hoe and slut infront of my kids too.
I worked with a woman that was young and had 3 kids, she was called those names because she wasn't married and all 3 kids had different fathers.
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When filling out an application, what qualifies as a mental impairment (disability)?
Sort of like me, some days i can't seem to remember anything. One day i got in my truck and drove out in the street and couldn't remember what side of the road i was supposed to drive on. I waited for another car to come so i could remember. I suppose some day i won't be able to find my way back home like you see on the news of alzheimers persons.
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If clothes make the man, what's a nudist?
In most cases, an ugly person that has gone to extremes to get someone to look at them.
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What is greasy?
My french fries :)
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What is a good way to fall asleep fast (don't tell me get of the computer it doesn't work)?
I'm always asleep within a few minutes when i go to bed. Exercise during the day helps mostly. The satisfaction of getting something done during the day helps. Never go to bed if you aren't tired. Pre-warm the sheets with something, like an electric blanket.
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What is something you should not have done?
I should not have gotten out of the Navy after 4 years. Vietnam ended while i was in and there were no more wars within that following 16 years. Then i could have retired with a good pension of about $11K+. Instead i got a civilian job for 20 years and my pension is $1,416/yr.
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I feel like I have no friends, I don't seem to like anyone. What could be wrong with me?
Most people are plastic and have no "real" friends. My last friend died back in January and i'm not going to try to make any new "phoney" friends like most people have. Don't look for friends, they will come naturally.
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If you could go on a road trip right now where would you go?
Yellowstone park, I wish i were rich and could buy it !
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Which cartoon character would you hook up with?
Betty Boop
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When I say jump, what do you do?
Your car or mine?
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Is it possible to lose weight without paying money?
Quite the opposite, the money you save from buying less food is like getting paid to lose weight.
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If you could ban one thing or practice from this planet forever (not a person or living thing) what would it be?
People burning their trash!
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What does it mean....when a boy says he doesn't want a girl right now?
It means that he has other goals in life and his brain is still in charge and not his penis.
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My girlfriend wants to know if its ok to scream to a girl
It won't do any good, in one ear and straight out the other!
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What draws you to a person ...the first thing you notice about them?
I look for a smile, i can't handle angry people.
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What is the most effective way to drive/scare my neighbors away?
I don't know what would work, i've been working at it for 2 years now. I've been throwing all the dead mice i get in my traps all around their garage, some in their boat and car. I get 1-3 mice per day. I guess i can't compete with the stink. He runs a white trash auto repair station and brings all the trash from his business along with his house trash and burns it. All the...
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Have you ever peed in a bottle, cup, or can? (please explain)
When i was in the Navy, i worked in a coffee mess. One day i was showing someone that if you burn a tea bag with a lighter, it smells just like marijuana. It got me on a list as a possible drug user. I had to pee in a cup at least once a month for almost a year after that, random drug tests.
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Have you ever watched Popeye?
The old popeye cartoons were my favorite. I haven't seen any now for many years.
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What Do you think Men Need to Know About Women?
Nothing is ever good enough for them, just ignore them and they will go find someone else to make miserable.
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I haven't bathed in three weeks. Is this weird?
I can do 3 weeks easy, try 3 months!
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Can you name a performer who would sometimes be shirtless?
Venus DeLight
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Why are attractive women so evil? They're prone to making false accusations and gold digging.
I can show you plenty of ugly women that are the same way.
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What's the best way of lowering the costs of health care?
Health care needs to be progressive, and now i've pissed off the rich and upper middle class. Health care needs to be based on a persons income or ability to pay. After all, the health care providers are the rich and upper middle class. Think about it, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet's health insurance costs the same as mine, and my income is less than $20K/yr.
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If you got home and someone was rapeing your daughter and had a gun to her head. would you A use your cell and call the cops frist. B threaten to kill them with a gun.then call 911 are C Kill them without them knowing you were there then call 911?
Kill them with a clean shot to the head will cause him to release his gun, then bury him in the backyard. Who wants to waste many days and hours in a courtroom because of a scumbag. Oldtime justice prevails!
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If you are traveling at 50% the speed of light towards an observer and turn on a flashlight, won't the combined speed of the traveler and the light beam exceed the speed of light in relation to how soon the light gets to the observer?
Because you are going slower than the light, the beam is not behind you. The beam of light hits point A after one second, and if your light is still on, the light beam is also at 93,000 miles away. So the light beam length is the distance of you to point A.
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Look around, what is the first red object you see?
Lid on a super glue bottle.
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Why has education not improved over the years?
The government wants to keep the poor "dumb". Dumb to things like math, so the poor don't realize how the rich got rich. When i see a poor person , claiming to be "republican", that's plain stupid! Republicans are the rich and democrats are the poor. If a person saves his money, he never gets it back, because the return on investments is less than inflation....
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Veg. garden is growing like weeds but very little fruit. Was told probably have too much nitrogen in soil. How do I correct it.
Every year my garden soil gets better, i do it by continously composting. Keep as many earthworms as you can. Worms will bite off your vegetables and pull them down in their hole if there isn't enough compost for them. Spinach is a good example of that. All my vegetable peelings are thrown in my garden and covered with mulch to keep the worms happy. Worm poop is probably the best...
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To americans. Do you have a gun. Do you use it and for what?
No gun, no vegetables from the garden! With a gun, i get vegetables plus rabbit or venison for supper. Also for protection from American jealous scum who want what i have, and will try to violate my space.
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What gun would be your choice for home protection?
9mm Beretta, compact, holds 14 rounds. Then i keep my S&W 44 magnum close, for some real stopping power.
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Why do so many girls just jump into bed with just about any guy that gives them the time of day?
I'm going to need some phone numbers!
The first time i got laid was when i was 29 and the last time i got laid was 27 years ago. A big generation gap, i guess.
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Do the Russians know something we don't?
They knew how to make a nuclear powered battery when we didn't. Our country bought one from them when the cold war ended. I'm still waiting to buy a set of Eveready "nuke" batteries for my electronic toys.
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If you were going to be turned into a fish what type of fish would it be and would it be in an ocean, lake are river and why?
Barracuda in the ocean, because i have the "need for speed".
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What is the first thing you should look for when buying a house?
Go to the prothonotary's office in the court house and check criminal records of your next door neighbors. Bad neighbors can be a nightmare!
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Which city is the worst to be homeless in?
Any city where the cops treat homeless people like criminals.
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Which movie genre do you mainly watch?
I prefer comedy, but i do like a mystery also.
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Complete this: Don't even dare to touch my ________ !
Harley, I hate people that think they can just sit on my bike to see what it's like. I'll bet they wouldn't like it if they found me sitting in their car to see what it feels like.
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How often should you check your oil?
Depends on how much you value your engine. My brother gave a sears riding mower for parts, he blew up the engine because he didn't check the oil. You should check the oil each time before you start your engine after it's been sitting. A leak can occur while you are driving and enough can leak out to destroy the engine the next time you start it. He also had a Chevy S-10 that he...
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Why Do You Suppose That Some Women "Let Themselves GO" After They've Been Sexually Assaulted?*
You must be talking about "marriage".
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I never believed Michael Jackson molested children do you?
I don't believe so, he had a childish mentality and preferred to play with children. As for baby dangling, he was just showing his kid to the crowd and too many people wanted to take it the wrong way. People always want to look for the worst in people. Maybe he was mature and the rest of the world needs to grow up!
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Wheres the worst place to shout IM A VIRGIN
In the shower, in a prison.
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Why is it guys say i'm hot yet I'm always single?
Maybe they mean temperature, do you have a fever?
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Would you rather be alone or with others?
Absolutely prefer being alone, i might only talk to a person once or twice a year. I talk to woodland animals more than i do people. I haven't been sick for many years, because i avoid people. Google "Richard Proenneke", i live much like he did.
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God spoke to me and told me he's not real. What do you make of that?
Deer, birds, and frogs all talk to me. I have no idea what they are saying. Even a fern will wave at me sometimes and i will wave back. We all have our little things. It doesn't bother me.
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What affect does coffee have on your mind?
It makes my "mind" realize that i could use a second cup!
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Is it wrong for prisoners to have to work?
Prisons should be self supporting, they should all have to work to support themselves and the prison system. People should not be allowed to live somewhere for free. "You don't work, you don't eat"
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Whats the quickest way to ruin someones life? lolz LMAO
Spread a rumour that they are a child molester. People always believe the worst that they hear about someone.
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Where on the earth can I keep the money I earn instead of it being mostly confiscated?
Buy an island and start your own country.
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Where is the oddest place you let a firecracker go off?
Mashed potatos
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You offer me a ride home. I get in your car and you start the motor. What will I hear come out of the car radio?
WBZD 93.3, oldies from the 60's and 70's
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I bought a 22 unit building on ebay and paid for it, it is located in Little Falls New York now the person has my money and he has relisted it on ebay. by him
I looked at both auctions, it is legally yours. I'd file a complaint with eBay and if you don't get satisfaction, get a lawyer. The school district in the Scranton area accidently listed a building for $10.00 and should have made it $10,000. They had to sell it for $10 because of the legality. Ebay knew that taxpayers were pissed at that, so eBay gave the school district $10,000 of...
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I bought a 22 unit building on ebay and paid for it, it is located in Little Falls New York now the person has my money and he has relisted it on ebay. by him
I just checked eBay, i don't see it or any other in completed listings.
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What does health care reform mean to you?
It needs to be run by the government. Why is it fair that someone like Bill Gates only pays the same insurance premium as me and i only make 20K per year. Also the rich people in this country are the people in medicine, that is conflicting interests. The rate of pay needs to be progressive.
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Do you have days that you just cannot think?
Almost everyday now. Seems like on nights that i don't get much sleep, the following day, i can't remember anything. I think that a lack of quality sleep might be the real cause of Alzheimers disease.
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I'm trying to save money. what are some things you do to save money?
Quit dating women.
Buy store brand foods.
Walk or ride a bicycle whenever possible.
Cut your own hair.
Don't buy new clothes when you get fat, lose weight till the old clothes fit.
Hang your clothes up to dry, dryers are energy hogs.
Get yout TV signals over the air, not cable or satellite.
Get rid of that cell phone.
Stop smoking.
Put a switch on your water heater and...
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What celebrity do you want to meet the most?
Masiela Lusha--she is so pretty !
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Do you have mice in your home?
Yes, they come in under the garage doors. I have over 20 traps set in the garage, but some will bypass them and still end up in the house. I found a roll of Tums in the cupboard a few days ago that was chewed up on both ends. At least this mouse didn't have a tummy ache when it finally got in a trap in the kitchen.
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Do you know the last 4 digits of your 9-digit zip code?
-8637
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Do you know who Country Joe McDonald is?
Give me an "F", give me a "U", yes i do, i went to Woodstock 1968.
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Does the US need to make things?
Some day, China might just quit trading with the US and everyone will "freak out" when all the stores are empty. Nobody wants a factory job anymore, they all want services type of jobs. Americans are all lazy! I spent over 20 years in a factory making electronic devices before i retired.
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What do men look for in a woman, do they look and apprechiate whats inside? if a woman is caring, understand,faithfull,devoted,a good friend,cooks,keeps place clean,laundry,good mother,affectionate,loves sex,open,honest,helpful,caring exc is it enough?
Some guys prefer independence, as in a "cash cow" type. A professional type. Not a burden on one man's income.
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Why are so many species of frog disappearing?
Some kind of fungus that came from Africa. It was spread by using a certain species of frog for indicating whether a woman was pregnant or not. These frogs that were immune to this fungus were imported to the US and other countries and the fungus is now in many lakes and streams. Other types of frogs are not immune to the fungus and will die from it.
http://www.savethefrogs.com
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What is the best way to wake up early without an alarm?
Drink a lot before you go to bed, either wake up early or piss the bed :(
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How many free TVs have you come accross due to the digital broadcast conversion?
I've seen at least 10 in the city where i live listed as free on craigslist. I tried to get one, 32", but it was gone real fast.
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Have you ever heard of the swine flu?
The Legioneers disease was thought to be swine flu and many people got an experimental vaccine which now has long term after effects.
http://www.nwo101.com/2009/04/swine-flu-vaccine-scam-1976.html
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Will you be eating pork anytime soon?
Yes, i don't believe it's the pigs have it :) It's peanut butter that i won't be eating for awhile :(
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At what age will you retire & change your lifestyle?
I retired when i was 44, moved to the country to get away from the rat race. That was 14 years ago.
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Are you or do you know anyone thats raciest towards native americans?
Go to Utah and Arizona as i have and you will see that it is the other way around.
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Can i use my c-band dish for internet,without changing the LNB that comes with the satellite initially
The internet is a 2 way street. You need a microwave transmitter for uplink. A LNA, LNB, or LNBF for TV is only a receiver.
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Have you ever kicked, hit, shook or yelled at a vending machine? I did today.
My footprints are all over many vending machines. I worked with a RC Cola man for one day, they intentionaly leave spaces when they stock the machine so they get "overage" in change.
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I have to buy a new refrigerator. Can anyone recommend a good, reasonably priced brand and model?
Haier, quality at a low price.
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Who do you talk to most?
Myself, there is nobody else around.
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Can you please give me an intresting fact about John Wayne?
He had 40 pounds if impacted fecal matter in his colon when he died.
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When you go camping, are you always supposed to put a tarp under the tent to protect yourself from water?
I always put the tarp above the tent. It keeps the rain off the tent and also the sunshine. If you don't get up early, the sun shining on the tent will bake you inside. That is, keep the tarp above the tent by using poles and stake the corners like you do the tent.
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What pops into your mind when I say "Ann Margaret"?
She was my fantasy redhead till Melanie Griffith came along.
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I am a widow, my 18yr old has done everything humanly possible to cause trouble with the law, family, is verybally and phsyically abusive. I enrolled him in anger mangement before it is court ordered. Can I legally kick him out?
If he is 18, you can kick him out anytime, no eviction is required if he has no rental agreement.
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Eeee
I worked with a guy that always made that noise, especially when i zapped him with static electricity on his ear.
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What is the worst accident you have ever witnessed at work or school?
The boss was playing around with the solder flow machine and took the filter screen off the solder wave and forgot to put it back and he turned the pumps on. About 25 pounds of hot, molten solder went all over the floor and other areas of the machine. I think about 10 floor tiles had to be replace.
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Whats with everyone trying to have angelina jolie lips?? lisa rinna, octo-mom?
I personally think fat lips are ugly. I never thought Angelina Jolie was good looking. I prefer normal lips like Jessica Simpson has.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "It's Monday"
The day that most people clean out the grocery stores, thinking that fresh food was put out on the weekend.
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Who is bold enough to admit they like porn?
Years ago when i was a horny toad, i liked watching it. But now that i'm an old man, i have no interest.
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What is the biggest trap in life for humans?
The American way, convincing people that everyone has the chance to be rich. It's all bullshit, The odds are less than winning the lottery.
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What are signs that you are over the hill?
When you start having to get up to pee in the middle of the night.
When you go jogging and your hip or knee starts hurting after only a few hundred feet.
When the dentist tells you that he can't fix your teeth because there just isn't enough left to the teeth.
When you drive at night and the oncoming lights from other cars tend to make the road disappear.
When you can only see...
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What did you do for easter?
I'm 58 and i went out to a field to fly a kite, it was fun, it brought back memories from when i was a kid.
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Why are cigarettes way expensive now?....like an overnight change
The government wants people who smoke to pay for medical bills for people who get cancer, even though people light up a burn barrel full of trash for their neighbors to breathe. Nothing seems to get done about that. I think people who burn trash should be taxed $100,000 per year for that right and that can go to the greedy doctors.
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What is the worst thing your Dr could say as you are lying on the operating table?
Your colon is bad and you will have to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
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It is true that tomatoe is a fruit?
Then V-8 would be a fruit juice, i don't think so.
There is no "e" in tomato.
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Do you think rich ppl aren't happier than poor ppl because everyone has access to drugs anyway?
Rich people aren't happy till they get that last dollar from poor people. I don't drugs has anything to do with it.
In the United States at the end of 2001, 10% of the population owned 71% of the wealth, and the top 1% controlled 38%. On the other hand, the bottom 40% owned less than 1% of the nation's wealth.
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Do you roll, or fold your socks to put them away? Or do you just throw them unfolded into the drawer?
I can put 20 socks in the washer and only get 19 back. I think the washing machine eats socks. But really i rode my motorcycle over to a state park one day and when i came back to the bike, i saw a sock on the ground. It looked like one of my socks, but i was wondering how one loses a sock. I left it on the ground and went home. When i got home i counted my socks that i had just taken out of...
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I let some guys rape me and i have been bleeding my mom wants to know way i dont want to tell her i like to be raped what should
I looked at your profile, you need to GROW UP !
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What vegetables are frost-hardy and also heat resistant?
I grew spinach for many years and is good to about 20 F degrees. They don't like heat very much as they go to seed quickly then.
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What famous singer would you like to do and or date?
Jessica Simpson, even if she did gain weight.
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If you have a choice of a full body massage by a strange woman or take a bath with the women you love, which is the most fun?
I'll take the strange woman, because all women are strange :)
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What is your Favorite part of a female body? If you are a female, Whats your favorite part of your body?
Nothing beats a great pair of legs. Muscle is more sexy than fat.
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My Dogs are Barkin...what is a good way to shut them up?
Throw them a couple of those big chocolate bars !
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Can you name a song title that has only one word for its title?
America- Simon and Garfunkle
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When was the last time you took a trip using any method of transportation except a car? train, plane, or bus?
1974 flew a military plane to Miramar, CA from VA Beach and back.
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The other day i saw my dog humping one of my kids stuffed animals. My kids saw and said "mommy why is the dog hugging the stuffed animal so funny?" What should I do?
Either clean or throw out that stuffed animal :)
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My BF always goes to like the strip clubs and like what I was wondering is do u think he is cheating on me?
I spent many dollars in strip clubs. Most guys look at strippers as being "pretty poison", nice to look at but nobody wants to touch one. Besides, they always look for the guy who is spending the big bucks and usually go home with them.
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When was the last time you ate steak?
I haven't had a steak since i retired 14 years ago.
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Growing up? I'm 20 years old about to move out on my own. Any advice?
Don't waste your money on "new" furniture, it all gets old anyway. Go to auctions, they're fun and you can get some nice deals.
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What television show do you have ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST in...?
American Idol.
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What would men do without us women?
Eat at the sink,
Sleep in the middle of the bed,
Use the bathroom anytime,
Leave the toilet seat up,
Stay up all night,
Drink a beer whenever,
Wash the dishes when they all are dirty,
Hold the remote when watching TV,
Dust off nik-naks when they can no longer be recognized,
Set the thermostat back to 62 degrees,
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I want a wife, don't you? my god, all the thing good wives do who wouldnt want a wife?
Take my wife, PLEASE !
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What is something some people might do more of on the weekends than on weekdays?
Bacon, eggs, hash browns, and pancakes, instead of the usual "Carnation instant breakfast".
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Can you name a popular movie before 1955?
"Tarzan and his Mate" (1934)
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Who still uses incandescent lights in their homes? Why?
It says on the package that CF lamps cannot be used outdoors. I learned the hard way, when it's real cold, they don't want to start and they blow up. Also they cannot be used in an enclosed light fixture, they overheat and blow up also.
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What did brand-new vehicles look like for the 1950-1955 model-years?
That was back when cars had "personality". Today's cars all look alike to me.
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Is hot tea a cancer risk?
An overdose of anything will cause cancer in laboratory rats.
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Have an electric furnace, but seems to have a smell like mild exhaust. Is this possible or dangerous if for real?
I asked a similar question, but i don't think people take notice to the smell.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1093537
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What is the most hilarious picture you have that you are willing to share?
This is how you can tell that you have a fast car.
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Do you know any handicapped person who was offended by Obama's joke about the Special Olympics? Is it just a bunch of non-handicapped people offended on behalf of the handicapped because they are afraid handicapped people will be hurt by it?
Too many people today go out of their way to try to find a reason to be pissed off at someone. This is just like the time Ross Perot said "You People".
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Its Friday night and your on Answerbag, does that mean A. your a loser, B. you just dont like going out to clubs, C. you love these kinds of things, D. your date didnt show up, E. you really want to help people F. you didnt get a babysitter for tonight
Just waiting for the paint to dry so i can put on another coat.
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In the past 20 yrs, What is something that has changed about "the looks" of us humans? (hair, clothes, jewlery......)
Tramp stamps and navel piercings.
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How can I make my scrambled eggs taste better?
Don't scramble them, flip them over and break the yolk(over hard). They taste better that way.
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How many oreos do you think you could eat?
I'm the king of junk food, i can eat any size package that they make in one sitting.
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How can I make macaroni and cheese taste better?
Add chopped onion.
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Given the opportunity, would you throw a shoe at president Bush?
No, but i think the 3 years in prison will be a good example for others who want to.
http://www.kansascity.com/451/story/1082239.html
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What are some things that are done at Boot Camp?
We had to iron the wrinkles out of our clothes with our plastic soap dish, all clothes had to be folded perfectly and in an exact spot in our locker. When they inspected our beds for being made up perfectly and found wet dream spots on the sheets, we were ordered to drink more cool-aid in the mess hall(cool-aid had sodium nitrate in it, often called saltpeter or in boot camp was called softpeter).
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What was the statue of liberty made off?
I wonder how much money i can get for the copper skin at a scrapyard;)
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Can tinnitus be caused by getting work done on your teeth by a dentist? Mine started several years ago right after a visit to a dentist for removal of my very back tooth. The dentist had a hard time trying to remove it; it took over an hour!
I just had a back tooth pulled 2 months ago, the only problem was pieces of tooth that were still in and worked their way up. I had to pull the sharp pieces myself. The tooth on the other side got some kind of infection and hurt real bad for 4 days and the pain went away. I didn't have it pulled yet. I got an infection in my jaw right below the tooth, but that went away. Now the infection...
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Will you dye your hair when it turns grey/white?
I only wish i could find all of my hair to see if it did turn gray/white.
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Men: If you were on a bus full of gay men would you get off?
Ladies: If you were on a bus full of gay women would you get off?
Being that i'm so cute, "they" would probably "get off":)
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What was your first hourly wage?
I worked at McDonalds in 1968 for $1.15/hour.
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What would you be doing right now if your power went out?
I go to bed and wish my electric blanket was working:(
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Obama won and now wants to work "together" with all americans and all parties including his former opponents and conservatives. Do you really believe that?
I'm glad that he realizes that the rich have all our money. He has to realize that the rich are not the people who have stocks. I'm retired and only make $15K per year and it comes from dividends from stocks. That was my retirement plan that i had to save my money for, otherwise i only get $1400 for my pension. He should lower that tax increase from $250K down to $100K. The best year...
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Will i be discharged for not paying a fine that did not show up on my record? it is a paraphanalia/possion charge and was never found in my criminal history, i plan to pay before i leave for bootcamp.... i also swore my oath.... am i going to prison?
The military is quite aware that about 1/4 of its personnel smokes pot. They don't really make much an effort to bust them. They just look the other way, pretending not to notice anything. I only knew one person that was busted by civilian police for selling flour to some girls as being cocaine. He was discharged from the Navy and turned over to civilian authorities.
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How do you tell your s/o that they are gaining too much weight? Without it hurting their feelings too much.
Point to his gut and ask him when the baby is due:)
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Wich celebrity do you think is the hottest.
If you like her so much, you should learn to spell her name correctly.
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How often do women date younger men?
Every woman that ever hit on me was older than me. Also, they were married. So, "RUN AWAY" while you can!
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Should you workout before you eat in the morning to loose weight or is that unhealthy?
You need to get the blood flowing and all the other fluids in the body, in order to prevent injuries. It's called warm up. Exercise should be done in the afternoon or evening. Then you won't have to spend a lifetime at a chiropractor.
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What is something you would be able to find in a Lawyers Office?
A nice, big, shiny, clean, mahogany table.
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I dont understand why I cant get a date. Every girl I get a number from and talk to always ends up playing games with me. I have a great personality. I am a part time model so I think that Im not a bad looking guy. All the people I know people and meet te
Girls don't like conceited guys.
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Should there be a salary cap for Congress?
I think "fame" is worth about $75,000 per year. So, getting their name in history books should be deducted from their pay, in that amount.
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OMG i think i found a bedbug on my couch? is this possible? how do i know for sure and WHAT DO I DO?
Carefully catch it in a jar and take it to your bed where it belongs:)
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Do you think the guy who created "Girls Gone Wild" is a sicko or is he just a guy that hit paydirt?
I believe he is a sicko, as i've seen some of his films on PPV. He creates more of an interest in advertizing than what the actual content is. I can't say to much for anyone who buys his films either.
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Why do guys only want that one thing from girls?
Wanting is better than having.
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Why is ammonia used in industrial refrigiration
Ammonia is more efficient than freon, and what does that have to do with elevators?
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I am an Indian. i would like to here a sentence about India in your views (as a foreigner).
India makes better quality tools than China does.
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I need to restore wooden cabinets that were painted over with latex paint. What is the best way to remove latex paint?
Heat gun for large flat areas, and chemical stripper for the nooks and cranneys.
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What's your favorite military weapon? [add pic please]
I like the big guns.
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Do you think Madonna still has "it"?
I think she probably does, she should see a doctor and get rid of "it".
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What do women want
Women want all men to want them and then they can choose the one that makes the most money and most women want.
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Why do/dont you like to read?
I always either fall asleep or i tend to start daydreaming about something not even related to what i'm reading. I can go as much as 3 pages before i realize that i didn't get anything out of what i just read. I never read a book cover to cover.
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How many times have you broken a bone?
2 broken ribs
1 broken thumb
2 broken fingers
1 broken right clavicle
These were all different accidents except the broken ribs.
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What is something you do once a week?
Do the dishes.
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When my old Bose found out that I filed for unemployment he said I should not have done that, now he wont send my W-2. the IRS says they can only ask. Is their anything I can do?
All employers are required to send you the W-2 no matter what you do.
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What's the big deal about Valentine's Day? Why would people celebrate it so much?
The only thing it means to me is, if i get to the stores in time just after, i can buy candy for half price.
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Do you think you can sing?
I won't even try, someone might hear me and have me committed.
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I work 40 hrs per week and am thinking about getting a second job. My family and friends don't think its a good idea, but I want to make as much money as I can while I'm still young so that I don't have to work as hard when I'm old. Any ideas?
I did a similar thing. My company forced us to work overtime every week. After i realized that i was never going to get married or have kids, i started to save my money. I was 31 then. I invested as much money in CD's and stocks as i could. I retired when i was 44 and i'm now 58. It is great to have a lot of free time to myself. It does have it's drawbacks though. For one, i let...
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Is your work your comfort zone?
No, quite the opposite.
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Is it ellegal to make a baby, im 15 and have a job so i think it shudnt be?
Being a male and not a female, you will have to cut off a fingernail and send it to Korea and they will clone a baby for you. It will cost you $150,000.
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Who is the sexiest woman in the world?
It was "Jessica Simpson", but not anymore. I'm depressed :(
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I am checking resistance on a stator on a boat.The specs are suppose to be between 450 and 600 ohms.When I hook my digital meter to the stator it reads .552 ohms.Is this half an ohm or the same thing as 500 without the decimal?
What are you talking about, generator, starter, trolling motor, etc.? When you read anything low as you are getting, you have to short the leads together and get a lead reading to subtract from what you are reading. Reading .552 and subtract the leads reading to be more accurate.
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What is an example of a water sport?
Getting naked and throwing ice cubes:)
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I have i 1993 gmc serria and i will honestly say i got four wheeling alot and do most of the work on the truck myself but latly when the truck gets warm (after about 10 of 15 mins) the oil preassure goes to 0 and dose not increase much at all thanks
When your crank bearings get worn too much, the oil pressure drops off a lot when at idle.
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Could you till be happy if you had half the possessions you have now?
Most of my things are electronic parts for hobby purposes. I do have large quantities of certain parts. If i could weed out the extra parts i'd be ok, otherwise i'd freak out, if i went for a part that i knew i had and no longer do.
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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?
My neighbor must not like his "poetic justice".
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The family farm (a homestead), was to be my father's, who was the first-born, but he died 1968 at 30 yrs. old. Grandma still lives there. I'm the first born grandchild so do I have legal rights to farm?
Being first doesn't entitle you to anything except in musical chairs. Deeds are filed in the court house in "Deeds and Records". The deed would have to specify that you get it and not any brothers and sisters. If your grandmother filed a will after he died, then that's the one that counts.
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If snow fell in a different colour, other than white, what colour would you like to see on the ground?
Black, that way it will absorb heat and melt fast when the sun comes out.
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I owned a house in Alabama, I have allowed my brother to live there for several years, paying no rent or without any lease. I now want him out, will I have to evict him or is there laws on his side.
Go to the prothonotary in the court house and file for an eviction. He will be out within 2 weeks. The sheriff will send deputy's out to remove him if he doesn't leave on his own. I believe it cost only $50, cheaper than taking him to court.
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Why would people, mostly women, cry during or after $ex?
Most of the ones that i had, usually laughed during and after sex:(
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How often do you go to the category(s) you're an expert in, and answer questions?
The only category that i'm an expert in is "Home Brew Electronics" and Answerbag doesn't have that category.
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If you had to pick either a fork or spoon to use as your only eating utensil for the rest of your life, which would you choose? (Please no cheating...you can't pick spork) :)
I'm gradually losing all my teeth so i'll be eating a lot more soup. I pick spoon.
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Can someone translate?? From spanish to english. "Entonces hasta ahi nada mas lo que nos conocemos?
Then there anything more to what we know?
If you want to translate languages, go to Google and type in "Spanish to English" or other languages. There wre free web sites that will do that. Thats where i got the translation.
http://www.spanishdict.com/