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Answer to How are you enjoying your Answerbag experience?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:35:28 -0700

How are you enjoying your Answerbag experience?

It has it's ups and downs - I think more up then down.

Answer to When was the last time you felt like a winner?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:34:25 -0700

When was the last time you felt like a winner?

This morning when I woke up and seen my lovely lady sitting there and smiling at me.

Answer to What makes you a good loser?

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 12:08:59 -0700

What makes you a good loser?

Knowing that I can't always be a winner.

Answer to Who would win in a fight to the death: Bruce Lee Vs Mary Poppins !

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:46:14 -0700

Who would win in a fight to the death: Bruce Lee Vs Mary Poppins !

Mary Poppins for sure.

Answer to Dill pickles or bread and butter pickles?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:43:03 -0700

Dill pickles or bread and butter pickles?

Dill for me.

Answer to Are right handed people more clever than left handed people?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:41:23 -0700

Are right handed people more clever than left handed people?

No there is no truth in that.

Answer to Its 90 degrees out... too hot...too cold...or juuuuuussssst right?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:24:48 -0700

Its 90 degrees out... too hot...too cold...or juuuuuussssst right?

much too hot for me. if it is 90º (F)

Answer to Can you name someone who has a unibrow?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:16:31 -0700

Can you name someone who has a unibrow?

The man who lives in the apartment c12. I think his name is Roy

Answer to Are you tough as nails?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:15:10 -0700

Are you tough as nails?

I like to think I am but deep down I know I am not.

Answer to Do you have a 3 strikes rule?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:14:24 -0700

Do you have a 3 strikes rule?

Never felt the need to have that rule.

Answer to And the blonde said ___________?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:07:14 -0700

And the blonde said ___________?

The turn signal is working - it's not - it's working - it's not - it's working - it's not - it's working - it's not - it's working.

Answer to What is the furthest north you have been?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:46:28 -0700

What is the furthest north you have been?

North Canada

Answer to How much does your mood vary within a day?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:43:03 -0700

How much does your mood vary within a day?

mine does not change much at all. it takes a lot to get me upset. I am pretty mellow.

Answer to Do you act rude and disrespectful when you disagree about something?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:40:17 -0700

Do you act rude and disrespectful when you disagree about something?

I try very hard not to.

Answer to What questions do you give points too?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:39:06 -0700

What questions do you give points too?

all those I answer.I figure if it is worth answering it is worth points.

Answer to Ever have those days when you get points but no comments?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:29:05 -0700

Ever have those days when you get points but no comments?

more times than not.

Answer to I have no problem DRing. It's there to be used, right?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:27:33 -0700

I have no problem DRing. It's there to be used, right?

Your right, that is what it is there for.

Answer to What is a pick up line a Squirrel might use?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:53:05 -0700

What is a pick up line a Squirrel might use?

a)Can I buy you an hazelnut. b)Your branch or mine. c)climb here often. d)I am lovin' the way you shake your tail.

Answer to Do you ever feel like a know-it-all on AB?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:32:03 -0700

Do you ever feel like a know-it-all on AB?

more like a don't know shite on AB

Answer to What is something you might see in an Ambulance?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:11:02 -0700

What is something you might see in an Ambulance?

bandages

Answer to What is something that might motivate a woman to loose weight?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:10:19 -0700

What is something that might motivate a woman to loose weight?

If all women was like mine she does not need motivation she is always concerned and trying new things to drop a few pounds. by the way she is perfect in every way.

Answer to What is a noisy toy that a child might get as a gift and will be miserable for others in the house?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:08:40 -0700

What is a noisy toy that a child might get as a gift and will be miserable for others in the house?

any of those talking push button toys after about hearing the same thing 500 times you want to kill the toy.

Answer to What is something that might motivate a man to loose weight?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:06:12 -0700

What is something that might motivate a man to loose weight?

for me a quick look in the mirror when I step out of the shower.

Answer to What is your favorite month? Why?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:02:04 -0700

What is your favorite month? Why?

April, it seems like the temperature is perfect outside during this month.

Answer to How long is it since you had a date, either with a new person or you took your S/O out. Where did you go?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:52:49 -0700

How long is it since you had a date, either with a new person or you took your S/O out. Where did you go?

Last Saturday we went out to dinner and dancing.

Answer to There is talk that Congress may tax soft drinks as one way to help pay for health care for everyone. What do you think of this proposal?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:17:11 -0700

There is talk that Congress may tax soft drinks as one way to help pay for health care for everyone. What do you think of this proposal?

I don't drink them so I should not care but makes me wonder what will be next. Little by little they are sucking us dry of every cent they can. I say find the 2.3 trillion they lost and that should pay the bill just fine.

Answer to In your life "today" would it be more practical for you to own a Mini Van or a Corvette?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:11:50 -0700

In your life "today" would it be more practical for you to own a Mini Van or a Corvette?

I say a mini van

Answer to Have you ever hurt yourself on a trampoline?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:38:41 -0700

Have you ever hurt yourself on a trampoline?

Yes springs and private parts don't mix well.

Answer to Prefer Wiki or Answerbag?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:22:14 -0700

Prefer Wiki or Answerbag?

answerbags, to me is like connecting with a live person verses an answering machine. Going in and ordering food or using a drive through window. I like the personal touch.

Answer to The party doesn't begin 'till ___________________?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:14:30 -0700

The party doesn't begin 'till ___________________?

The keg is tapped.

Answer to Name someone with a famous laugh? (Mine:Woody Woodpecker)

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:12:58 -0700

Name someone with a famous laugh? (Mine:Woody Woodpecker)

Nelson on the Simpsons

Answer to Can you define "true religion" in your own words?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:04:59 -0700

Can you define "true religion" in your own words?

To me a true religion is never changing. Changing to me means that they are either not knowing what they are doing or saying God changed his mind. A true religion does not control the people with rules but teaches morels and wholesome living. A true religion does not turn it's back on...

Answer to If two men end up getting married how do they decide whose last name to go by?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:58:45 -0700

If two men end up getting married how do they decide whose last name to go by?

I guess it depends on what each person chooses. perhaps they both keep their last name which is very possible. Being married does not automatically change one or the others names it is merely tradition.

Answer to If you 'meet' a person online that you think is interesting or fascinating as a person, is it appropriate to send an email no matter how old he/she is or his/her gender? Or would you think it was creepy or strange?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:51:53 -0700

If you 'meet' a person online that you think is interesting or fascinating as a person, is it appropriate to send an email no matter how old he/she is or his/her gender? Or would you think it was creepy or strange?

I think it is a good way to break the ice.

Answer to What are some things that would be a bad idea to use in place of deodarant?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:09:58 -0700

What are some things that would be a bad idea to use in place of deodarant?

a tuna sandwich

Answer to What title would you like people to address you with?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:08:15 -0700

What title would you like people to address you with?

Just my first name Meakel

Answer to What are some of the drawbacks of shooting first and asking questions later?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:14:05 -0700

What are some of the drawbacks of shooting first and asking questions later?

1. shooting the wrong person. 2. lack of understanding why they needed shot. 3. can not ask a dead person anything.

Answer to To you get mad if someone leaves the toilet seat up? What if someone dribbles on the seat and doesn't clean after themselves?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:12:04 -0700

To you get mad if someone leaves the toilet seat up? What if someone dribbles on the seat and doesn't clean after themselves?

No it does not take a minute to prepare the seat for my own visit. Getting upset about something so minor is to me, silly.

Answer to What do you like your parrot to say when I come into the room?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:09:34 -0700

What do you like your parrot to say when I come into the room?

keep your hands off the remote

Answer to What is the best way of handling a Douche-Bag?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:02:15 -0700

What is the best way of handling a Douche-Bag?

like all douche-bags hang them in the bathroom. :)

Answer to What is the difference between cook and a chef?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:59:20 -0700

What is the difference between cook and a chef?

The way I understand it is the chef is the head cook.

Answer to Have you ever run into someone INCREDIBLY and INEXPLICABLY rude on AB? What happened and how did you handle it?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:57:46 -0700

Have you ever run into someone INCREDIBLY and INEXPLICABLY rude on AB? What happened and how did you handle it?

I ignored them and now they hardly ever post anything here any more.

Answer to Have you ever just sat out on the roof of your house and watch the world pass-by ? Do you find this relaxing or is it just me?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:50:25 -0700

Have you ever just sat out on the roof of your house and watch the world pass-by ? Do you find this relaxing or is it just me?

i have my parents house. it is fun and relaxing and peaceful. I live in an apartment now so can't

Answer to Is it a sign of answerbag addiction when someone sent me an email and I uprated all the questions they asked me?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:46:27 -0700

Is it a sign of answerbag addiction when someone sent me an email and I uprated all the questions they asked me?

yes I say you have a serious problem.

Answer to What is the best prank you have ever gotten away with?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:44:23 -0700

What is the best prank you have ever gotten away with?

placing someones hand in warm water while they were sleeping and making them pee themselves.

Answer to They have torn down the Taco Bell at the boarder, Now where are we going to run to?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:42:49 -0700

They have torn down the Taco Bell at the boarder, Now where are we going to run to?

Looks like we will need to make our own tacos and burritos.

Answer to Why do people think that every dream they have holds a secret meaning?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:39:08 -0700

Why do people think that every dream they have holds a secret meaning?

I think people need meanings to everything. Life is not easy and we all desire something (anything) to change in a manner that gives us hope that things will become easier.

Answer to Are you thickheaded or thin skinned?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:34:08 -0700

Are you thickheaded or thin skinned?

I have been known to be both at the same time even.

Answer to Last night I had a dream that there was a bad thunderstorm and I walked outside to see a fallen tree branch. What does this mean?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:27:26 -0700

Last night I had a dream that there was a bad thunderstorm and I walked outside to see a fallen tree branch. What does this mean?

could mean your scared of something falling on you in a thunderstorm. could mean you feel lucky that even during a storm you remain unharmed. could mean your just brave.

Answer to What would you do if someone called you white trash?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:20:57 -0700

What would you do if someone called you white trash?

Pretend I did not hear them and walk away.

Answer to When did you move into your present home?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:16:35 -0700

When did you move into your present home?

3 years ago

Answer to Do curses really work?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:15:36 -0700

Do curses really work?

My personal opinion is no they do not.

Answer to How good are you at telling if someone is lying?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:14:09 -0700

How good are you at telling if someone is lying?

not very good at all

Answer to When you look out your front window at home, do you see city "lights", country scenes or something else?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:09:44 -0700

When you look out your front window at home, do you see city "lights", country scenes or something else?

I see nothing but a block wall.

Answer to Are you more of a spontaneous person or a planner?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:04:58 -0700

Are you more of a spontaneous person or a planner?

more of a planner but can be spontaneous at times.

Answer to Do you believe holding grudges is ever justified?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 11:03:12 -0700

Do you believe holding grudges is ever justified?

No, I thinking holding a grudge can damage your personality if left to grow inside you.

Answer to Have any funny names lol? like ben dover, richard head, etc

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:42:18 -0700

Have any funny names lol? like ben dover, richard head, etc

I.P. Daily Claude Balls Harry Boner

Answer to People tell me I can't believe in God unless if I believe Jesus, is that true?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:28:53 -0700

People tell me I can't believe in God unless if I believe Jesus, is that true?

You as the same as everyone who walks this planet have free will to believe however you desire. Many will tell you this or that but none of them will carry your cross (so to speak) for you. None of them will give up heaven and take responsibility for your sins. You my friend is what matters...

Answer to When you greet a person, do you initiate a hug or a kiss?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:22:19 -0700

When you greet a person, do you initiate a hug or a kiss?

If it is a first meeting I extend my hand as a welcome gesture. if I know them I give them a hug.

Answer to To those that claim Christianity: What are your thoughts on Christian rock and metal music? Do you think it is godly? Why or why not?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:21:11 -0700

To those that claim Christianity: What are your thoughts on Christian rock and metal music? Do you think it is godly? Why or why not?

I believe everyone should have a right to express themselves how they choose without being judged.

Answer to Do you laugh or smile at something funny?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:16:33 -0700

Do you laugh or smile at something funny?

I guess it depends on how funny because I have been known to do both.

Answer to Truck, car, motorcycle, or SUV?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:33:25 -0700

Truck, car, motorcycle, or SUV?

jeep

Answer to How's the taxi service in your town?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:30:37 -0700

How's the taxi service in your town?

There is no taxi service in this town.

Answer to You know you're getting old when.....?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:26:07 -0700

You know you're getting old when.....?

I forgot what my answer was going to be.

Answer to Can the US afford to fund a manned mission to Mars at the moment?

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:24:43 -0700

Can the US afford to fund a manned mission to Mars at the moment?

Sure we can. all we have to do is do it and go further in debt. Raise taxes and blame it on the terrorist.

Answer to What are some things you should never use to tickle somebody with?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:35:56 -0700

What are some things you should never use to tickle somebody with?

a pickle because that would just be strange

Answer to Have you ever been punched in the face?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:33:56 -0700

Have you ever been punched in the face?

yes a few times I have.

Answer to What is something you should NOT wear as a hat?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:31:41 -0700

What is something you should NOT wear as a hat?

a tuna sandwich

Answer to Have you been on a swing lately?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:16:31 -0700

Have you been on a swing lately?

Not in many years

Answer to What is an example of a time that it is best to say nothing at all?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:15:57 -0700

What is an example of a time that it is best to say nothing at all?

When speaking to a closed minded person.

Answer to I'll fight for the right to _______. What word (s) can you use to finish the thought?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:19:20 -0700

I'll fight for the right to _______. What word (s) can you use to finish the thought?

speak my mind

Answer to We all know girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:00:35 -0700

We all know girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?

ihop

Answer to Can I give you points?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:59:45 -0700

Can I give you points?

anytime you desire.

Answer to Do you ever wake up craving sweets?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:54:26 -0700

Do you ever wake up craving sweets?

no I wake up craving sex.

Answer to Would you be offended if I asked you a personal question?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:53:43 -0700

Would you be offended if I asked you a personal question?

Not at all. Ask away.

Answer to What is an occupation that you should wear ear protection?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:51:51 -0700

What is an occupation that you should wear ear protection?

using a jack-hammer

Answer to What type of toasted sandwich is your favorite?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:51:01 -0700

What type of toasted sandwich is your favorite?

Ham and cheese

Answer to What would you think of putting "stalls" in the parking lots to MAKE people park correctly? I just came from the grocery store. There was a lady TOTALLY blocked in by 4 ppl not parking correctly. She couldn't get out at all!!!!! So there she sits waiting!

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:49:51 -0700

What would you think of putting "stalls" in the parking lots to MAKE people park correctly? I just came from the grocery store. There was a lady TOTALLY blocked in by 4 ppl not parking correctly. She couldn't get out at all!!!!! So there she sits waiting!

I doubt stalls would solve the problem. maybe hire someone to call a towing service if parking isn't done correctly would work better.

Answer to Guys, how often do you urinate in an empty bottle when you need to go?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:44:33 -0700

Guys, how often do you urinate in an empty bottle when you need to go?

I have yet to do this. is this common practice?

Answer to How many times do you have to empty your text messaging inbox and outbox per day?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:43:17 -0700

How many times do you have to empty your text messaging inbox and outbox per day?

four times a day

Answer to Have you ever asked to have your parking validated?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:41:57 -0700

Have you ever asked to have your parking validated?

No never

Answer to What the ................. is going on?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:41:08 -0700

What the ................. is going on?

Frig

Answer to Would you walk a mile for a camel?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:37:58 -0700

Would you walk a mile for a camel?

I come closer walking a mile for a beer.

Answer to Have you ever been kicked out of a cab in the rain?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:36:06 -0700

Have you ever been kicked out of a cab in the rain?

No but have been kicked off the bus in the middle of nowhere.

Answer to Have you ever been told "it’s not you, it's me"?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:33:19 -0700

Have you ever been told "it’s not you, it's me"?

No but I over-heard someone say that before.

Answer to Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:23:41 -0700

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The rooster prematurely

Answer to What goes fast?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:12:41 -0700

What goes fast?

money

Answer to What was the first thing you ate today?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:45:18 -0700

What was the first thing you ate today?

sausage and biscuits

Answer to What was the longest sleep you ever had? Mine was 13 hours straight without waking up.

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:43:23 -0700

What was the longest sleep you ever had? Mine was 13 hours straight without waking up.

sixteen hours

Answer to What's your shoe size?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:42:32 -0700

What's your shoe size?

10 1/2 wide

Answer to You want to come back to my place and ________?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:41:10 -0700

You want to come back to my place and ________?

Blog

Answer to Prefer hot or cold weather?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:27:49 -0700

Prefer hot or cold weather?

Hot weather

Answer to Is it sad that after Illuminati, there is no higher level? Can't AB come up with more like, Omnipotent, King of the Hill, Grim Reaper, reached Nirvana, and how many points would it be fair to have to gain to get there?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:14:09 -0700

Is it sad that after Illuminati, there is no higher level? Can't AB come up with more like, Omnipotent, King of the Hill, Grim Reaper, reached Nirvana, and how many points would it be fair to have to gain to get there?

The names of these levels are only given once someone has hit the magic level. once Firebrand hits level 110 the staff will give her a new title. I say Firebrand because i honestly believe she will be the first to hit it.

Answer to I don't care about points, but dou you think a lot of my answers don't get any because they are sarcastic?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:11:34 -0700

I don't care about points, but dou you think a lot of my answers don't get any because they are sarcastic?

I know a high ranking member who tried to figure it out. he posted 2 questions and 5 answers under his popular user-name and received 135 points in an hour. then he posted 2 questions and 5 answers under mine as I sat here and watched him. The questions were pretty common type questions and the...

Answer to Does your phone number include the digits 7, 2 , 0?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:12:14 -0700

Does your phone number include the digits 7, 2 , 0?

Only the 2 out of the three numbers given

Answer to When was the last time you used an umbrella?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:35:12 -0700

When was the last time you used an umbrella?

Last week to go to the mailbox to get the mail in the rain.

Answer to How many pairs sunglasses do you own?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:39:43 -0700

How many pairs sunglasses do you own?

I had 2 but my girlfriends said I only needed one so took the other.

Answer to Who is your favorite character on the cartoon show King of the Hill?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:36:47 -0700

Who is your favorite character on the cartoon show King of the Hill?

I like Dale the most

Answer to Has there ever been a court case that you wished you had been in the jury?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:33:11 -0700

Has there ever been a court case that you wished you had been in the jury?

The Michael Jackson case would have been interesting.

Answer to I was always taught that a man should always stand when a lady enters the room, and not sit back down until the lady has taken a seat. Do you or do you know anyone else who does this?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:27:09 -0700

I was always taught that a man should always stand when a lady enters the room, and not sit back down until the lady has taken a seat. Do you or do you know anyone else who does this?

I have never seen this happen.