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when I retire I will____________________? Do exactly what I'm doing, now retired = diggin' on each day for what it represents = *everything*! ;-)

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Would you like a cupcake? Got one right here {munch}! ;-)

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What would you like to do when you're watching on TV? Answer AB questions?! ;-)

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What herbs have anti-inflammatory properties? Duh. All of 'em that ameliorate redness & swelling? ;-)

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Do you mean well? One hundred frickin' percent always! On the other hand, "The road to hell was paved..." Dig? ;-)

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In 1968 a student working 6.2 hours a week at minimum wage could pay for college. Should we have the same standards now? I'm waay more than a bit incredulous about your 'stats' here. Minimum wage was what, like, $1.25/hr.? So less than ten bucks a week?! = C'Mon! ;-)

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Do you like dancing? Anyone want to come dance with me? :D The "horizontal bop"?! ;-)

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How do I lay sod in BC? I dunno. Wine and roses?! ;-)

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Can you hear the grass grow? Not if its growing in a forest with nobody to hear it. ;-)

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I got this one pregnant, that one wants to marry me, and the other one says she is going to kill the other two. Any advice? Get outta town! ;-)

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What is the longest and strongest bone in the body? Well, I've always prided myself on my.... ;-)

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Has a pillow with handle bars been invented yet? I dunno. Maybe contact the residents of your nearest psychiatric inpatient unit? ;-)

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I want to go back in time and redo my life. How much will this cost? Like in the commercial = "priceless"! ;-)

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You have the right idea. Where did you get it? Musta' read it somewhere. Dig? ;-)

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Are you in the "Bifocal" stage of life? Anything less would be relegated to the 'two-dimensional', no?! ;-)

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Where were eyeglasses first made? Myopia, West Virginia? ;-)

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I have been talking to this guy behind my husband back,and now our spouse believe we are cheating beacuse we talk on a regular base. Help Wow! This question popped up 1st on my screen as it did, like, four days ago! And sixty-eight answers? = [without looking] I'd bet the vast majority are 'moral' recriminations. Then a few neo-'existential' rationalizations. But largely all projective identification. - Time to "turn on, tune in, and drop out"?! ;-)

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Would you watch a 3 Stooges movie, with 3 different stooges? no Moe Larry or Curly... Never! ;-)

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Is rebellious nature of mankind a gift or a curse? Ain't no growth without it. So is *that* a gift or curse?! ;-)

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What can take away feelings of hopelessness and despair? Social integration and involvement. And maybe sum doobage? ;-)

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Is religion is a force for good or evil? Historically, its been largely a tool for the rationalization of destruction, no?

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what do i say to a girl's boyfriend to make him want me instead of her? Here's five hundred bucks! ;-)

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Have you ever gotten away with something that you knew to be wrong at the time, and now it will be your secret forever? Altho' a "yes or no answer is good enuf": In my youth I actually committed a coupla' felonies. Go figure. ;-)

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What DONT you want anyone to give you? You're too good at these questions. Again, I don't have a salient answer without a @#$%-load of thought right now.

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What is the weather like where you are? Is it day or night? For me it is a rainy night. Too cool. I feel like it'd be nice to see sum rain right now. But it ain't gonna happen here for a few more months.

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how do you calculate the standard deviation? I think what I feel then ten subtract ten from that to posit a standard deviation to errant wordviews. ;-)

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Think I am going to become a nun,is this a good move do you think? Will it suit me? Dominus fubiscum...

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Are you tired and yawning yet? Nah. Too much serotonin and norepenepherine right now...

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What does Promiscuous mean? T'were't he the dude who stole fire from the gods? ;-)

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What advice do you give on playing the part of Miss Hannigan in the musical Annie?? I dunno. Buy low and sell high? [I didn't see it] ;-)

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Why are you scaring my kids? Well I've gots an 800 watt home amplifier w/ subwoofer. Whaddduyu expect?! ;-)

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Which "HERO" would you like to have been ? "Precient Man" = The dude who absolutely knew what was coming. ;-)

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What is something that you "get a kick out of"? Women who'll challenge me. ;-)

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Define:Rich? Allabout attitude, no? ;-)

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Is it possible to "know" someone without ever talking to him or her? In a way, sure. It's called "projective identification". ;-)

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Do you think Charles Manson is the second coming of Jesus? "Charlie don't surf!"

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How would you react (Or what would you do) If you found out/knew that the person your dating is flirting with other people? People are people. Dig? I'd re-define my *own* priorities. ;-)

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How do I charm a female? Sheeet. Tell 'er what she wants to hear! Ain't that obvious? [just don't ask me how to keep 'em!] ;-)

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How long do you "seethe" about something? Do you milk it for all it's worth and drag everyone you know into it with you or just move on? About ten seconds, tops. I know too much about people to waste that kinda time and effort. ;-)

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When would you feel like you have to hide something from someone? Whenever manipulative, I suppose. Every other answer would be euphemistic; a self-serving lie. No? ;-)

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Do you live for your love? One of my life's biggest ironies = only after they're gone! Go figure. ;-)

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Guys.. do you act differently if a family member passes away? Sure. When it comes to 'pro forma' crap, I do what's expected. Call me herdlike. I don't care. ;-)

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What kind of attitude connotes wisdom? Hot damn! This is the most intelligent and thought-provoking question I've read on AB since joining three years ago! My answer right now? = I haven't a clue. I'm vascillating between sorrowful apathy [reality]and somehow maintaining a child-like wonder [the favoured fantasy]. But I don't know HTF to do the latter. ;-)

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Although we share 98.4% of our genes with chimps, we still look so different from the outside. Do same genes somehow work differently? Nope! Don't deny or minimize our common ancestry! ;-)

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Would you undergo cosmetic surgery? What would you change about yourself and what would make you do it ? Yeah. I'd like to get three inches shaved off my 'ego'. For M'Lady's comfort. ;-)

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Whats is your latest excuse for procrastinating ? on what? As always, *fear*! [Legal indescretions] ;-)

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The 1-10 scale (attractiveness/hotness), what does each number represent? Means a shitload of free drinks! ;-)

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If you can't observe it, does it mean it doesn't exist? Seems a bit egocentric, no? ;-)

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Do you think the strength of a nation is in diversity or similarity? Which and why? I'll cite the good ol' US of A as an example, Rosie! = Viva la difference! ;-)

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How is it possible to coexist through ignorance? Well, "existing" is qualitative and quantitatively vastly different from 'communing'. If only the former is of concern, then just hang around other like-minded idiots! ;-)

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What do you think is the worst thing that can happen to you?Except for dying Having your black little heart ripped from your chest by an incredibly gorgeous blonde, presented for your visual inspection, carelessly thrown to the hot pavement then ran over by a coupla' 305-section Bridgestones twistin' in the throes of a fast-spinnin' six-speed Tremac under tremendous torque.... ;-)

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What does it mean when a girl does the following: Sliiiide home!!! ;-)

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what are and explain the functions of the branches of our federal government? Ain't that what your teechur asked *you*?! ;-)

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Should I let myself Go? :-) Naah. It takes too long to return! ;-)

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Would you like a big AB group hug? I dunno. If I had my druthers I'd prefer a coupla' individual handjobs! ;-)

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Who would win a tag team wizard duel, Harry Potter and Gandalf, or Elminster and Tellah? Moe and Curly (without Larry). ;-)

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Do you have friends that cause you, to shake your head and think .."the lights are on but nobodys home" ? Sheeet. Ain't everyone guilty of this from time to time? Our imperfections posit our humanity and define our individuality, no? ;-)

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What should everyone view as too personal to post online? Why? Not to seem paranoid, but everything you don't want "Big Brother" to know. ;-)

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Are the edges of reality diffuse? As muddied, obfuscated and nebulous as individuals. ;-)

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Is there any difference in being married to your true love than just being married to someone that you love? If so what are the differences? Ain't you presupposing that "love" is permanent? ;-)

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Should companies be allowed to discriminate provided they place a legible sticker on every entrance announcing that they do so? I see where you're goin' w/ this and I can dig it. But I see two glaring concerns = 1) "discriminate" covers a whole lotta ground; and 2) nobody ignorant enuf to be prejudiced can't be counted on to have an advanced sense of ethics, so to speak. Have a nice day! ;-)

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If our avatars were scratch and sniff, what would yours smell like? Well, my natural 'musk', of course! ;-)

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Is it always "me first" and you later..or the other way around ? Always 'the other way around'. Being 1st ain''t worth the trouble. ;-)

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if a dog is whining and whining and whining for so long.. wont his throat start hurting? Why don't/won't you placate that animal?

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If a store has a lot of 75% off deals, would you assume it was closing? Naw. Makin' room for new, more popular inventory. ;-)

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Do you ever get your USPS mail? . Well there goes *that* excuse, huh?! ;-)

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What type of non-violent discipline did you receive growing up that you would rather just had a spanking? Well, I woulda' rathered roundhouses to the jaw instead of my mother's laboured pontificating! ;-)

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Abot the S&P Downgrade, Do you Think the US Government At the Mercy of a Bureaucracy, Not Being Held Accountable, is Appropriate? Certainly not! As a retired county civil servant, I can only surely speak in microcosm. Alla bucks keep goin' to the same old stifled, uncreative management dolts/idiots year after mismanaged year. Once one reaches a certain level in government, an (effective) 'infallibility' ensues. Go figure.

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Who do you miss who has left AB? "Symbeline" = a twenty-something French Canadian. Too funny, and wise waaaay beyond her years!

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What is a criminal offence that shouldn't be? Why? With very few exceptions, anything victimless.

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why do women stop giving blow jobs once you marry them? Best answered by another question: Why do men start looking/fantasizing about other women at just around the same time? ;-)

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My boyfriend of 2 years told me today that kissing anyone grosses him out and that he only tolerates it because he knows it would bother me. Bummer. Why *wouldn't* it bother you? The way I see it, it all renders down to three possibilities: 1) he's homosexual; 2) he's asexual; or 3) he ain't into you anymore but, in order to prevent the embarrassment or guilt, would prefer that you break up with him. In any case, "To thine own self be true." Dig?

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can you really make money online I have always worked manual labor, house construction, I now have a bad back I need help. Sure. But like everything else, you gotta learn how. And usually that takes some time and money. Nobody gets nuthin' for nuthin'. Dig?

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Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could just live and let live? Yeah, and if my aunt hadda dick, she'd be my uncle! ;-)

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im alone with by boyfriend in a house..but im still alone why ? wth? Truly amazing how sooo many folks live their lives this way?! Been there. If I were you, I'd grab my boots and walk out the @#$%'n door. Rock on!

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what does bare feet have in common with bear feet? Toes! ;-)

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All you Philadelphia Phillies Phans...Who is your favorite Phillie? Philly cheesesteak! ;-)

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Are fill in the blank questions like a _____________ test? ...'make-it-easy-for-teachur' test? ;-)

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Why are people in such a hurry that they stop the microwave with 3 seconds to go on the timer? Acting upon a subconscious need for personal power/control. ;-)

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Everytime I get an oil change at Midas, my truck develops more problems. Do you think, Midas is tampering with vehicles? Yeah. In my long experience of tending to my vehicles, I've found that trust is actually more important than skill in individual mechanics/shops. If I had a scintilla of doubt in this regard, I'd take mine elsewhere. Happy motoring!

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I Just Saw a Segment On Voter Fraud, is There a "Lack of Proportionality" Here? Outside of an ideal Marxist communism, there ain't no such social animal as 'proportionate'. Money/power will continue to trump all else and those who possess it will do anything to retain it. And the least costly and most efficient method toward that goal is propaganda convincing everyone that it was their idea in the 1st place, their neighbors approve and all is in their own best interest....

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Is the US economy headed into an iceberg? We already clipped that bad boy in '07, no?! ;-)

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Has infidelity on your part racked you with a burden of guilt, or have you taken it in your stride as something which simply "happened"? Waaay more often, the latter. I've got great powers of rationalization! ;-)

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Do you agree that free cell phones are now a "civil right"? Sure! Then do the same for 'BJs'! ;-)

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Sgt. Barnes couldn't kill Sheen but NBC could. Ya'll happy now? Don't go smoking nothing when y'all go celebrate. Half-men. I dunno who "Sgt. Barnes" is, but when you go wavin' yer dick around in the face of the establishment, you're likely to get fucked, no?

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Will God resurrect each spirit to life following their death prior to transporting them to Heaven or Hell? Why not?

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Safety first? What have you done to promote safety? Well, when I was rock climbing, I'd always advise my companions not to fall. ;-)

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i'm bi curious how do i go about meeting another girl? Well, stop by here and I'll see what I can do. ;-)

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From an ocean liner to a Chinese junk, there ain't been a ____________________. ...boat made that can't sink, sank, sunk. ;-)

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What is the most important thing in your life? TIME! ;-)

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Why has there been an incredible rise in teen births? The incredible 'rises' of male teens? ;-)

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_________ is the best medicine. It's either prevention or doobage. I can't remember. ;-)

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Would you be a Lawyer or a Doctor? I've met a coupla' dudes who were *both*! Consultants. Wouldn't roll outta bed in the morning for less than ten grand! ;-)

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Can I drink a lot of soda? I dunno. But if so, can you spell "C-A-V-I-T-I-E-S"? ;-)

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Shouldn't $6 beers come with at least a 2 minute dry hump? Sheeet. I'd go over twenty percent for a blowjob! ;-)

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How astute are you? How often have you dumped the wrong people and hung in with the wrong people? Are the originally dumped salvageable? "Ya' pays your money and makes yer choice", eh, Rosie? And who bats a thousand? And sure, I've burned a whole lotta bridges in my time, girl, but at bottom, we're all alone in this amusement park. ;-)

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How much quinine does, say, 1/2 teaspoon of quinine bark contain? Plannin' on offin' a pig, er ya? ;-)

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If you were voted President for Life of Douchebaggia, would you accept the office? "Better to rule in hell than to serve in heaven", no? ;-)

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What is the best way to respond to something like " I am sorry for your loss " An equally polite (yet most often meaningless) "thank you."

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In your opinion, what is a master? I liken that term to sumthin' like a golf handicap = the quality of your last few gigs as judged by peers. Yes?

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Do you remember this guy? "Orn desh de born desh de umn bork! Bork bork bork!" Dick Cheney? ;-)

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What lies between happiness and sadness ? Sometimes it seems like just an ultrathin layer of pure, blind luck! ;-)

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Will a Scientologist ever be president? Will a Hare Krishna ever be Pope?! ;-)

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What is the deal with Norway? I dunno. Sweden envy?! ;-)

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Who is your all-time favorite villain? Rasputin, the mad monk, of course! ;-)

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Seems like I enjoy most bands/artists that the majority of people hate, does this make me a hipster? That, or a musically alienated freak and social outcast? ;-)

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Would you please get your _______________ out of my house? ...putrid, rancid, decaying, misanthropic, sexist and racist attitude the @#$! outta... ;-)

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GUYS: Would you be freaked out if a girl gave you flowers? Yeah, the 1st time that happened it seemed sorta strange. But subsequent like events were all met with a grateful appreciation of the gesture. Dig? ;-)

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do you believe in trinity? why? Why not, if there's three of 'em? It follows two (2) indicating a duality. And of course, the singular one (1), which "is the lonliest number.." [Three Dog Night (pun intended)] Peace. ;-)

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Do you judge people who graduated late from High School? If so, how? Yeah. I admire their perseverence. Get down!

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Women with pretty feet - do you notice guys staring at them? Jeezus, guy. A little 'preoccupied', er ya? ;-)

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How is this for a new guide book: "Dummy's Guide to Stupidity" A bit redundant, no? ;-)

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Have you ever taken illusion for real and insisted on it as real? Only every relationship I've ever been involved in! ;-)

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Do you like to scream 'hello world!' in the morning? Naw. Fuggit. ;-)

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Can you describe what you preceive to be a "perfect Relationship" ? Complete symbiosis? ;-)

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Would you, could you, eat breakfast with a pig? Well, she might feel the same way about *me*! ;-)

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What's something that an EX gave you that you just can't give back? You mean, like, alla those 'B jobs'?! ;-)

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What does the word 'veritable' mean? I can't really seem to get it from the online definitions. Ain't that of Latin origin meaning 'truthful'? I think so.

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Ok....what did the THIRD little piggy do? Wasn't that one about cannibalism? ;-)

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You ever feel as if you, yourself, might not be allowing anyone to love you that much? Nope. I've always welcomed (and returned) that kinda thing. But ever recognizing that everything ends someday. [Bummer, huh?] ;-)

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What is the most funnest joke you have ever heard? *My* mama?! ;-)

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What is the most funnest joke you have ever heard? Yo' mama! ;-)

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What is the worst experience you've ever had at church? Sheeet. I still remember lotsa little kids throwing up and then some older dude chasin' after it with pink sawdust. Happened alot. They made us go to "Mass" everyday before gradeschool. Bummer. ;-)

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Why do liberals live in the moment? They don't seem to have much perseverance(sp?) Yeah, but what we lack in perseverance, we more than make up for in spelling! ;-)

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there is a movie i saw on HBO about two girls going around killing people they end up in a catholic convent or something Notwithstanding the general denial of their human-ness, I would think that the average Catholic nunery would deny admission to adjudicated bitch 187s, bra. Dig?

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What do you see when you look at your self in the mirrow,the first thing in the morning? A clean, clear conscience. Don't everyone?! ;-)

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You are a dummy, do you know it? F*ckin' A, bub. To acnowledge less would be to admit being an idiot, no?! ;-)

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Where did second little piggy go? Lemme guess? = *Straight* into the barbeque?! ;-)

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True or false - During sexual union, there is union between flesh and spirit? I think it mostly comes down to serotonin and norepinepherine resisting reuptake in the basil ganglia. So, true? ;-)

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What type of food or complete meals would describe the emotion of love to you? For me its somehow always been about cracked crab. Go figure. ;-)

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What does it mean when you dream about someone over and over again. Freud said that dreams are often wishes. Makes sense to me. Have fun! ;-)

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Are you for or against the death penalty? Barbaric.

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What is your favorite outfit? Can you show us a picture? :) A regular tablespoon and standard insulin syringe, I suppose. ;-)

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Do you like Improv groups? I dunno. I often get a feeling much akin to embarrassment somehow. ;-)

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Do you ever let your friends borrow books from you? Why or why not? I never used to do dat outta fear of damage or theft. Folks never seemed to value them as much as I did, so when I did occasionally get them back, they'd be all f*cked up somehow and I'd get pissed @ them. But all that changed pretty quickly upon a 'rude awakening', as it were, in '03. Since then I don't give a stiff about material crap, whatever its form. Happy days, AnonGirl!

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Did you ever skip the last day of school? Absolutely the very best day to shine on! Whadda they gonna do? = expel ya'?! ;-)

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Where do you go to escape? Deep inside my own head. F*ckin' scary @ Xs. ;-)

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Do all beauty contest winners have to work for world peace and feed all the hungry children? I dunno. But I've personally found that really attractive women generally have the benificent temperment and selfless perspective on the world to virtually guarantee that goal as a universal phenomenon! ;-)

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California has done it again! As usual, the hub of change. Who could possibly object to publishing the truth?! Gotta love this state!

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Is God an "alien"? If so, does that make Jesus an "alien-hybrid" and Mary an "alien abducttee"? To whom? ;-)

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Was the American Civil War/War between the states/War of succession of (1861?-1865) about slavery? My understanding = A close but ancillary issue. Like lotsa events in history, the crux of the bisquit was money. Ain't nuthin' to increase profits like eliminating the cost of labour, no? ;-)

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If you can not help me do not ______________________ . ever think that you can't buy me an ice cream cone! Dig? ;-)

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What do you think when you hear the term "atheist"? Existentially privileged, e.g., "There ain't no athiests in foxholes." ;-)

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To what extent are people responsible for how others treat them? Ya' gotta give ta git, no? ;-)

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Do you ever feel ashamed to be human? Only the morning after a night of debauchery. ;-)

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How much does it cost to get married? Waaaay too much! ;-)

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If there were such a thing as social energy what do you think it would be like? You mean kinda like a "contact high"? ;-)

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Polynesia means 'many islands'. What does Melanesia mean? "Many tumors"? ;-)

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Can it be said that: all suffering is born of desire ? Either that or loss. ;-)

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What philosophy do you try to apply to your day to day life? I favour that ol' Janis Joplin quote: "Tomorrow never happens. Its all the same fuckin' day, man!" ;-)

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What is something that you own but wish you didn't ? A humongous schwartzenheimer? - A: "Its too big." B: "Well that's no reason to drop it in the mud." ;-)

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If a girl likes you or not? "They drop water out of 'em. And people, *people*, jump out of 'em. Your helicopter is really a..." ;-)

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What's the most naughty thing you have done at a public place? Tease Christians on AB?! ;-)

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Stop! ♪♪ "...in the name of love..." ♪ [Diana Ross] ;-)

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Complete this sentence: It was the best of __________________; it was the worst of ________________________. "space" ;-)

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What is something that you own but wish you didn't ? This gawddamned bourgeois 'white elephant' house! ;-)

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Am I pretty? Tell me the truth, plz!!! A damned knock-out! [Can I borrow ten bucks?] ;-)

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What if there were no men in the world? I'd be waaay more popular at night clubs! ;-)

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Why are we quick to anger but slow to love ? I guess I gotta be some sorta frreak = I tend to be just the opposite! ;-)

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Whats the best thing to do when angry? Count your blessings? ;-)

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Can you list an animal with a long tongue? The lead singer of KISS?! ;-)

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How can one stop closing up due to physical pain? If you mean becoming isolative from others and/or your usual activities, the SSRI type of antidepressants have proven very effective in this application. Good luck to you!

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What not to say to someone you just met? ("So when are you due?", "Are those your real teeth?" "What happened to your hair?") "So *that's* your daughter?! She's fifteen?! Wow, they sure do grow up fast, huh?" ;-)

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Can you say something to make me/someone feel good? You've got a great ass! ;-)

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What not to say to someone you just met? ("So when are you due?", "Are those your real teeth?" "What happened to your hair?") "Could you set me up with your mom?" ;-)

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What is the most insane thing you have ever seen/done at a (house) party? Someone cleaning up before it was over. ;-)

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White roosters and red hens. What breed of chicken? St. Louis Cardinal? ;-)

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Would you spend a week in hell for 2 million dollars? (no consequences) Sheeet. I work in hell forty hours a week. And my salary ain't anywhere near that! ;-)

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How forgiving are you? What would be extremely hard for you to forgive? Someone nailing my mom. ;-)

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Why do the stories in the bible sound like fairy tales? Because its a book for children? ;-)

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What would you do if you fall in love with your son? I'd start out parked on a beach at sunset with a nice pinot noir, maybe? ;-)

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Tell me why? If you tell me where? ;-)

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could i put an older porsche engine in a 1977 vw bus? We've never talked or even met before. How could I possibly know if you'd be able to perform this apparently difficult mechanical task? [This site is really going downhill!] ;-)

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Why do Christians say "god hates fags" when their religion teaches them about love and acceptance? Maybe because then they, themselves, are relieved from having to preach absurd, ignorant hatred like this, but instead assign that asinine senselessness to a diety? But I would think that this foolish, nonsequitur concern would transcend any specific religious denomination, no? I mean, one could also say "Yaweh hates fags" or "Budda hates fags", etc. What difference would it make? I think its...

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How can make a goody goody girl want my penis? Tie some "goodies" on it? ;-)

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How can make a goody goody girl want my penis? Tie some "goodies" on it? ;-)

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If you could relive your childhood over again... would you? Could I have a completely different family?! ;-)

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What was the best U2 song? Can you explain your answer? ♪♪ "In-a-gadda-da-vida" ♪ No, wait a sec. I thought you meant Iron Butterfly. ;-)

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If someone offered to work for you, for free, what would you have them do? Well, is she attractive? ;-)

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What's the most senseless or thoughtless gift you've ever received? A subscription to "Better Homes and Gardens". ;-)

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have you ever been turned down while making the "first move"? No. Hence the real desirability of a good supply of "roofies"! QED. ;-)

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If "god hates fags" then why did he create them? Maybe its because God is a masochistic homophobe? ;-)

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Is it alright to go out in public with a black eye? No. It lets everyone know that you've been a bitch! ;-)

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How did you tell your family you were pregnant? Planned or unplanned. Were you creative? Not even sure I'm pregnant, just curious See?! "Curiosity is from whence it all begins!" [Paul to the Caananites, IV; 4-5] ;-)

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Have you ever been mysteriously ill? Naw. All of my illnesses have been boringly straightforward. But I've neen meaning to develop some much more esoteric, enigmatic diseases now that I've acquired some health insurance. ;-)

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So what happened to AB Home no avatars, no pics no nothing ??? Never Mind they all came back... All right, then. No problemo. ;-)

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Where is the big slice of pizza located in Atlanta, GA? I ain't fer sure, but I'll tell you where I *wouldn't* start looking = under any 'golden arches'. ;-)

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What would your friends/family say about you and how true or off are they? They'd likely say that I was an undependable smart-ass. And, of course, they're absolutely correct. ;-)

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How is it that we can dream that we are in places that we have never seen before? I suppose the same way you can dream you're doing Elle MacPherson and have never met her?! ;-)

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For people older than 40. How has your education or lack of such helped you to be who you are today? My dad posed a question when I was a careless teenager: Would you rather earn your living thinking or digging ditches (et cetera)? Good question, huh? ;-)

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Worst idea for a film? Oedipus? ;-)

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Rubens, voluptuous and pale women were in because it indicated wealth.Boyish, lanky female bodies, tanned, is in today. What changed it ? Madison Avenue? ;-)

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What should be done about school principals/assistant principals that violate a students right and discriminated against them? I dunno. Egg their rides? ;-)

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Can sitting in front of computers for prolonged periods of time cause health hazards, such as: Social skills atrophy. ;-)

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LOOK AROUND YOU! Can you honestly say that there is anything that we all are? Any two things? Any three things? Explain? 1) Hapless beings looking for nonexistent answers to ubiquitous existential questions; 2) Labidinous; 3) Our own worst enemies. ;-)

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Every feel hungry with stomach growling but still don't feel like eating? Sure. Everytime I'm depressed. ;-)

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I want to start running? Lotsa things are best enjoyed for their own sake. Don't make it a competition?

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Do you think getting married is at all important? Yes or No? Can you support your answer? After four times I can safely say that, outside of the emptying of one's pocketbook at their seemingly inevitable terminations, it don't mean shit. Is that proof enuf? ;-)

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why do i always feel on edge around my boyfriend? 'Cause he's an incredible dick? ;-)

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Japan: Land of the _____. Perseverant!

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Happy Coronation Day...will you be watching The Queens Diamond jubilee next year? You mean Elton John? Is he that old?! ;-)

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do mormons really belive that black skin is a curse? why is it than that that curse prevents them form sunburns? I dunno. Maybe its just me, but I wouldn't necessarily model my convictions after any esoteric religious group-think, huh? Someone might also agree that having no dick would prevent illicit fornication too. ;-)

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Can now Gwen Stefani Katy Perry and others to retire. Because we have a Lady Ga Ga? This question is perhaps best answered by posing another: Should one give up beer because he just discovered bourbon? ;-)

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A pal played a CD by an artiste called Esqurito he was the muse for the 60s rocker Little Richard, but as his name is vague I cannot delve. And your question is....? ;-)

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Would anyone notice if you were gone? To the 'water closet'? Likely not, as I'm very 'speedy'. ;-)

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I have great __________. ass! ;-)

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Why doesnt God, Jesus or Lucifer have a wife? Santa Claus has one, would this suggest all three are gay? No. Just smart. ;-)

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how do clothes come into and back into style? Advertsing people tellin' everyone what they want! ;-)

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Is it easy to go to a bar and NOT get rejected by a woman? If you got "fat stacks"! ;-)

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Do you feel sorry for hardcore religious people? Naw. Any sort of pity is the worst thing one can do to another.

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I'm hearing weird scratching/creaking noises coming from the floorboards and walls in the sitting room. Either a poltergeist - or some errant squirrels. ;-)

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Does God Change? Especially the closer to death one becomes, no?

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What is something that many people consider "cute," but that you personally dislike or find annoying? Feigned stupidity.

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if she's a cancer, and i'm a sagittarius... will it ever work out? I dunno. There's a great planetary abyss extant, no? ;-)

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What does one do when burdened by frustration with humanity as a whole? Doobage. ;-)

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If your boyfriend/girlfriend was friends with someone who had a crush on them, would you get jealous when they hung out? Naw. Its happened before and I kinda dig on it! ;-)

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Why are people so concerned with celebrity stuff? Existential ennui? ;-)

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does ocd feel like your world is crashing down over any little thing? No, I'm OK with a bit o' lint on my sportsjackets now. Thx for asking. ;-)

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What's it that remind someone who has lost the true love? What don't? ;-)

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If you caught someone in your house at night and you had a gun, would you be able to kill her/him? Especially my ex brother-in-law! ;-)

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why don't you stop ABing for a second and feed the darn cat ? or are you waiting for your next pee break? I learned howta catherterize on the net, thx. ;-)

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What's the purpose of cotton in a pill bottle? Something to boil later on? ;-)

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Is there a laptop requirement at "Starbucks"? Only if you wanna project a de rigueur 'superior' status while modestly enjoying your six-dollar coffee. Paradoxical, huh? ;-)

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Ultimate dream pet? A solid state, fully equipped and functional geisha-type hybrid. ;-)

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he is adopted ? I suppose if and when he begins to notice his lack of family resemblance? ;-)

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How do I read books in my mind? Do i move my tongue when reading in my head? Only when fantasizing! ;-)

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Do you like shopping at bulk food stores? Why? What do you usually buy? No! "The horror...the horror..." ;-)

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What happens to my brain's functioning if i have stopped watching T.V. for more than a week?. If you're at all creative, a massive influx of serotonin and norepinepherine resisting re-uptake in the cell synapses of your basil ganglia. Enjoy! ;-)

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What are some options for exercise other than belonging to a gym? A brand-new passionate relationship? ;-)

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What are your tricks to make yourself attractive, sexy, and irresistible? I just start talkin'! ;-)

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my yorkie is 69 days pregnant and has diarrehea and enlarged nipples but no other sign of labor yet Well, I had tomato soup and crab salad about an hour ago. ;-)

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What is a guy notice in a girl? WHat should most girls fix? Their attitudes? ;-)

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Guys, if you were having sex with your best friend, why wouldn't she be enough? I dunno. No potential future excitement?! ;-)

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if she's a cancer, and i'm a sagittarius... will it ever work out? Well, does she cook? ;-)

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Is the best way to mend a broken heart, to get rid of the person who broke it? Well, "get rid of" covers a whole lotta ground, huh? You mean, like, start over with another or are you talkin' murder? As I understand it, the latter is frowned upon. ;-)

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What was the best lesson a teacher ever taught you and what method did they use?? Question one = Don't talk in the hall. Question two = her fist! ;-)

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Are you Liberal or Conservative? The common adage = If you're conservative before 30, you've got no heart. If liberal after 30, you've got no brain. But personally I think that's a bunch of BS. - Seriously, political leanings are a life-long *process*, not a one-time ultimate life-long decision.

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Have you ever been friends with a fairy before? Are you a friend with one now? You mean, like, Tinkerbell? Naw. When I was a pre-teen she rebuffed my awkward advances. ;-)

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What happened to most of the Nazis after World War Two? They all became democrats? ;-)

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What is a song whose overall sound or effect you would describe as "smooth"? "Mediterranian Sundance" by Al DiMeola ;-)

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outfit ideas im pale with brown hair i have picture friday. i have a lot of clothes so any suggestions is fine. ill sort through thanks! You sound lovely. Any thoughts about a pastel? Yellow, maybe? And don't forget to say "queso"! ;-)

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In a zombie infestation, would horses be a good means of transportation? Would they be spooked by zombies? No, I wouldn't trust any non-mechanical mode of transportation when facing a horde of zombies. No way. ;-)

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I haven't had any feelings toward anyone of the opposite sex in more than 2 years. I just don't fancy anyone. I'm 20,Is this good or bad? Save you sum big-time bucks, guy! Seriously, though = do what pleases *you*. Fuck "normal". [no charge] ;-)

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What is your favorite band/artist? Do you have any favorite local bands? After lengthy and deliberate consideration if I hadda pick only one? ♪♫ Floyd, of course. ♪♫♫ ;-)

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Is there a reason a woman can not tell what is going instead of saying I dont have to understand or does not deserve a reason? Only if a man not explain sufficient rationale for causality. ;-)

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Where can I find a woman in Elk Grove, Folsom, and Sacramento, CA who is kind, accepting, and nurturing? I dunno. But let me know if there's two. Especially a blonde one. I can travel south a little. ;-)

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Do you think the house members should be paid if they shut down the government? Only with foodstamps after extensive and embarrassing interviews conducted by angry robotic civil servant flunkies. ;-)

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Is bad art worse than no art? There could be no life without art (period). ;-)

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Explain why warm, moist air causes vigorous convection. Because existential ennui prevents any convention? ;-)

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1 of my G/F's ran me off. Found guy who's "proud to be beside her" and all that crap. She love(s)d sex w/ me. When to hit on her again? Three weeks. No more and no less. ;-)

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Why should there be no contact when the problem has not been addressed? When one of the parties involved just doesn't care anymore? ;-)

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Have u ever gotten sraight a's? Naw. Most of my "A"s were 'crooked'. [cheated] ;-)

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Artists, do you ever do your work in the nude? Is sexual athleticism and precision an "art"? ;-)

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This guy told me he doesn't want one woman he wants many. How can I help to not feel rejected and not good enough? He seemed perfect. Yeah, but he's got that glaring one big 'flaw' = greed? ;-)

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An ice cream truck just came down my street, song playing and bells jingling. What would make the best pervmobile? A '78 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. ;-)

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how many woman get online and use a vibrator while online? The latest study from the renowned Anna Nicole Smith Clinic for Sensual Transcendence at Yale University in December '10 indicates that the average sexually-active and computer-savvy American female cums once for every five minutes spent online looking at her husband's best friend's erect schwantzenheimer. Especially if she's an angry, duplicitous, calloused ex-wife succubus beee-ach. ;-)

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There are alot of religions, what make you're religion the true one? Naturally, because *I'm* a member! Of course I wouldn't waste my time prayin' to a false or otherwise substandard God! One Who wouldn't listen attentively to my daily entreaties then act entirely in satisfying any perceived needs immediately! Dig? ;-)

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Did you ever go "Joe Pesci" on anyone? No, but I've 'DiNiro'd a few. ;-)

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Given that a human insists he/she is right and anyone who disagrees is wrong, will there ever come a time when this isn't so? When? Its called "maturity". ;-)

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Just a small town girl living in a __________ world she took the midnight _______ going _________ ....long-ago... ....buzz... ....back to '82! - ;-)

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Hiya :). Need a real quick answer. How are some ways that i can let my light shine :P (Religious Term) Fire up sum boo and spin you sum *Motown* jams! ;-)

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Hiya :). Need a real quick answer. How are some ways that i can let my light shine :P (Religious Term) ♫♫ "Fire alla your guns at once and... explode into space!" ♪♫ Steppenwolf, ca.'67

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Hiya :). Need a real quick answer. How are some ways that i can let my light shine :P (Religious Term) Settle up with your local utility company and throw the @#$%'n switch! Rock on! ;-)

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Hiya :). Need a real quick answer. How are some ways that i can let my light shine :P (Religious Term) Pull down your top (of the car, of course). ;-)

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Does anyone really believes the U.S. government cares about our safety? I believe that semantics are at issue here, no? "Care" is a human choice/activity/feeling upon which each of us decides and behaves daily. But institutions of any stripe are 'prima face' heartless. Rock on! ;-)

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Are you the person you think you are? The reason why I drink?! ;-)

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What is one of your favorite stand up comedy skits? Anytime the department director opens her mouth?! ;-)

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Can the N.Korean army be compared to a Boy scout troop that isn't prepared ? Only if the AK47s are swapped for Swiss Army knives? ;-)

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Do we love because we want some reward, or do we love because we experience love as an instinct and thus is then an absolute necessity for human life? Big difference between procreation (survival of the species) and love, the former being a universal, inexorible drive. Love is unique - and its own reward, no? Rock on! ;-)

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Is the Governor of Wisconsin a pawn of Koch industries? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110223/ap_on_re_us/us_wisconsin_budget_unions Well he sure seems to know how to return favors, huh?

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Are you aware of your own existence? Especially every time I get kicked in the @#$%s, sure! ;-)

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When someone types in capital letters, do you read it in your head as shouting? I do it and it drives me nuts, but I can't help it. I can shout; don't hear you? ;-)

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Would you cut off a friend or someone that you feel is toxic to your life? Unless I was some sorta masochist! ;-)

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Is Acrylic Paint Permanent? Everything ends eventually. ;-)

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words begginning with H and L which are related to the media? 'Half-truths' and 'lies'? ;-)

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Is it still a big taboo for a woman to go to a bar by herself? why? when will this change? Sheeet. I think its a big treat! ;-)

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Who Invented the First Sewing Machine? Arthur P. Sewing in 1865. ;-)

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If you could revise the ten commandments, what would they be? More 'positives' instead of "don'ts". ;-)

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where do you spend most of your time? In my "happy place"! ;-)

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If someone said 'all black men are gay' and you were offended, would you be being racist, sexist or homophobic? All three? ;-)

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Do people who work at non-profit organizations get paid? Well they ain't all independently wealthy, huh? ;-)

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I like this girl, today's her Bday. (see description) Its 1000 pm on the west coast right now. You'd better hurry! ;-)

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What brand of low cal cat food is the best? I have a very picky cat that is gaining too much weight What about way less of the foods it'll eat?

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What does "Aggressively Benign" mean??? Yeah. Medical terminology almost seems like an entirely different language at times. RWashburn's answer here is tight. [You gotta figure its better than 'shyly malignant', though, huh?]

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What is the best tasty, low fat & filling snack? I wuz gonna suggest sumpin' a bit 'off colour' but since this is a family site I changed my mind! ;-)

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I've tried drinking but it always tastes bad- can someone recommend an alcoholic drink that tastes good? I dig Pinot Noir. But most booze is an 'acquired taste'. You drink it *until* you like it! ;-)

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Ice cold milk and _________? Cap'n Crunch? ;-)

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What year did the state quarters start? 1999. Delaware was the 1st. Happy collecting! ;-)

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What are the benefits of fish oil pills? Profits to the manufacturers? ;-)

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What is sin? Well, its a sin that my last wife was a real bitch! ;-)

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Are the $1 coins real gold? They weigh a quarter-ounce and cost a buck. That make any sense to you? ;-)

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Is lending someone more money than they can pay back a sure way to get rid of them? It's worked for me before! [And worth every cent!] ;-)

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I was dating my bff but i ended it (no passion)..Now he Goes out of his way to ignore me! What should i do? Forget about that last "f"? ;-)

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Who would win, Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery? At what? An osteoporosis contest? ;-)

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How will u clean your surroundings? Hire someone? ;-)

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What is happening to our morals and ethics why don't we instill them in children and people abroad-why don't we value character? I dunno. There ain't no money in it?! ;-)

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How Much Education Does an Ice Sculptor Need? A PhD in Haste at a minimum! ;-)

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What does a degree in law mean? A license to steal, imho. ;-)

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Would you prefer it if the AB staff person used their vast knowledge to answer questions rather than ask them? Looks like they're doin' both! And not very well either. Tonight I found a "professionally researched great answer" that was wholly erroneous! And it drew no return comment from them. I think they're just tryin' to keep the site afloat after gummin' it all up about a year ago.

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What do you think of this statement? "Union membership is one of the most elemental human rights." - Ronald Reagan I betcha ol' Governor Scott Walker would disagree, no? ;-)

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What do you think of this statement? "Union membership is one of the most elemental human rights." - Ronald Reagan Another confirmation of "hypocrite" status from the man who canned alla air traffic controllers, no?

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How can I get my boyfriend back after a break up? If he's like most dudes, especially younger ones, find someone else. He'll likely come a'runnin' back! ;-)

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When are airfares the cheapest? When the competition is most fierce? ;-)

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Would you get an internet connection straight into your brain, like in Shadowrun? @#$% no! I gots too much crap goin' on in there as it is! ;-)

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Is wasting time better than doing nothing? Just the opposite! ;-)

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Fellow Christians: Do you think that the anti-christ will be from Islam? Naw. More likely from New Jersey. ;-)

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Fellow Christians: Do you think that the anti-christ will be from Islam? Naw. More likely from New Jersey. ;-)

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I'm moving to London with my family but I don't speak english very well. Well from what I observe, you already write English better than most here! And London has surely one of the most ethnically and culturally diverse populations in the world. My advice? = Be interesting and confident and your classmates will seek *you* out! Have fun!

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What is so appealing about lingerie? Its like ordering dessert and just looking at it for awhile before you eat it = Anticipation! ;-)

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Should I ask him first, or just rub his dick [while he has clothes on] Reminds me of those commercials from awhile back = "Just do it!" ;-)

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girls have you ever put your bed blankets between your legs and started peeing on them because you were horny You oughtta check out the dude with the vacuum cleaner question of yesterday?! ;-)

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i might move to washington.what is the diffrence between washington and califorina?which one is beter and why? What's in Washington? Lotsa rain. ;-)

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Jimmy Choo heels or Prada pumps? Either! And *don't* take 'em off! ;-)

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I think I'm addicted to dancing. Is that possible? Sure. Like an endorphan-induced 'runner's high', no? Rock on! ;-)

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Where do you see yourself 1 year from now? Great question! On a beach in Belise! ;-)

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can u take prescripton narcotics while on parole in michigan? You mean, like, take 'em out of a pharmacy at gunpoint? = Likely not. ;-)

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Can I work in healthcare in the state Ohio with a misdemeanor of receiving stolen property? I'd bet it would depend on the item(s). Like if was a crate of amyl nitrate or a big tank of nitrous oxide or a few thousand Percocets, likely not. But an ripped-off auto stereo or the like shouldn't present too big a problem. Just imo of course. ;-)

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My fiance and i are on a break and have been for nearly two months. I want to get back together but he says he's not ready... You're bein' 'played', babe. Time to go.

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Would you be willing to sell it ? I usually don't mind lending it out, but I'll always want it back, if you can dig that? ;-)

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Is it normal that when I eat ice cream I act like I drank 10 redbulls? Sugar rush.

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What is your favorite romance movie? Tolstoy's "Anna Karenina". ;-)

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Even when we say we're genuinely happy, how come once we're alone we tend to feel sad? Yeah, bummer for sure. I too seem much 'happier' in a relationship. But after awhile I begin to feel sorta 'smothered' (for lack of a better word) and look for any reason to be alone. Go figure. - Anyway, get yourself a mentor = very helpful. And *never* try to retrace your past steps. As difficult as it is sometimes, movin' forward is the only solution. Good luck!

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Is it possible to love someone and still want to date around when u haven't had much dating experience and want to find the right person? Sure! And even beyond that, I swear I was in love with two women simultaneously in '78 - one on either US coast. Before that, I didn't think it possible. After that, I'd never wanna do it again! ;-)

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Is it possible to love someone and still want to date around when u haven't had much dating experience and want to find the right person? Sure! And even beyond that, I swear I was in love with two women simultaneously in '78 - one on either US coast. Before that, I didn't think it possible. After that, I'd never wanna do it again! ;-)

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what are the best conversations for someone I start dating ? Anything that interests her. Folks *love* talkin' 'bout themselves! ;-)

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Some people are walking talking proof that_____________________. You really *can* stack @#$% that high! ;-)

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How do you know when your in over your head? Your hair is wet? ;-)

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im looking for a good song Check out "New Divide" by Linkin Park. ;-)

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*Read description* what should I do about this? "if this girl wants to, she can have the other dude instead. Although i will be devestated, but i still want her to be happy more than anything." = If this is really true, find yourself another woman.

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If my girl friend sex too much with her ex boy friend .....what shall i do ? I dunno. Read a book? ;-)

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will someone blow me? Even upon the longshot that someone here answered in the affirmative, you'd still have one @#$% of a logistics problem, no? ;-)

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What happens if you put your ding dong in a vacuum cleaner? A trip to the emergency room, I'd imagine. ;-)

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Where can I buy bicycles inexpensively? At www.CheapBikesRUs.com? ;-) - But seriously, I've heard that police public auctions are cool for that.

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Go ahead,,,,,Give me a reason !!!? Your mother wears combat boots! ;-)

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Did you schmooze today? Naw. The ol' 'schmoozer's on the fritz. ;-)

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What were you doing 17 years ago? In the middle of my 2nd marriage. Dark days for sure. ;-)

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Do you put your salad dressing ON your salad or on the SIDE in a ramikin? What KIND do you use? I dunno. Can't recall having eaten one in quite some time. I suppose if there was nothing else, I'd go for some Italian. ;-)

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how would you right a thesis statment agents the use of medical marijauna? If I were you, I'd argue for the *other side*! ;-)

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how would you right a thesis statment agents the use of medical marijauna? Sheeet. No offense, but I fear a return trip to the fifth grade is in order here first! ;-)

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Hi, whats the most counterfeit items someone can bring as luggage into the US without rising any flags at customs? Appearances are everything. If you're a small, attractive woman you could probably float by with a coupla' keys of smack. If a long-haired male, good luck tryin' to pass with a small bottle of Tequilla! ;-)

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Do you enjoy entertaining people who are incapacitated? You mean my ex brother-in-law?! ;-)

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Do rich people have less food appetite? I dunno. People's "appetites" for *everything* seem to be directly proportionate to their means, no? ;-)

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Will my ex talk to me again? No. You gotta resolve to forget about her, guy. Until you're fifty and reminiscing about 'the good old days'. Women hate weak, dependent little boys and you already 'screwed that pooch', so the very best advice is to steel your cajones and move the @#$% on! You'll ultimately be happy with yourself for your autonomy and self-control. [no charge] ;-)

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Are you still upset about the time those aliens abducted you and did that anal probe thing? Not at all. I examined hers too. I was sorta bummed that there tweren't no 'second date'. ;-)

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In a room full of people, why is it that I still feel lost and alone? Sheeet. That's 'de rigeur' for lotsa folks, dude. Try getting lost in the moment; that helps.

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Where can I find a list of super nintendo games you smart dumbass? I gots no idea. But just FYI = "smart dumbass" could be regarded by many to be oxymoronic. Have a nice day. ;-)

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Is 5'4 too short? For what? ;-)

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Does a certified welder doing self-employed work need to be licensed in Florida? Sorta depends on who's asking, no? ;-)

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If space moves at the speed of light, then does that mean we judge time relative to spacetime or earth time? I dunno if "space" actually "moves", rly. So your major premise might be all @#$%ed-up. - But I believe *everything* is judged relative to our own prejudices and selfish interests, if that helps at all? ;-)

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what should my name be? "Doctor Humility"? ;-)

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Are you an Elton John fan? If so, which of his songs is your favorite? "God Save the Queen". ;-)

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Was the war for American independence a radical or conservative revolution I dunno if getting righteously pissed about being overtaxed and underrepresented could be considered either, really. ;-)

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Evaluate the following functions. f(x) = 1/(x^2 + 4) g(x) = 1/(x^2 - 4) f + g = f - g fg = f/g = Answer = "If you push something hard enough, it *will* fall over." Fudd's First Law of Opposition. ;-)

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What do you think of guys wearing sweatshirts tied around their waist? That they anticipate the ambient temperature to decline later? Is this a 'trick question'?! ;-)

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Had a crush on a guy that was mutual, but I left for college. NOW he has a new girlfriend. Wants me to visit him, how can it not be awkward? Show up with his best friend? ;-)

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You got your bribes! WHY don't you leave me alone?!?!? Well, I thought I'd now try extortion? ;-)

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The area under my cats tail is swollen, his rectum is inflamed and he won't poop. The vet is stumped. Any ideas? Another vet.

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How many drugs are in your system right now? You ain't my probation officer! ;-)

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Why would a guy not want to bring his close female friend around his other friends? I agree with the dude who brought up the "douchebag" theory.

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Where in Tucson AZ can I do my laundry 24 hours a day? Ah, C'mon! You gotta sleep sometime, no? ;-)

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If a fellow Human disrespected you, then ask to shake your hand saying 'The disrespect was a joke' Would you shake his hand? If I had an expansive sense of humor, sure! ;-)

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How do magnets work? Do they employ mini horses or what? In this economy?! They outsource. ;-)

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If you voted for obama did you feel the need to sanitize your hands afterwards? will soap and water work this time? "Out, out, damned spot!" ;-)

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If my Mom is Jewish, and my Dad is Jewish, what does that make me? Circumcised? ;-)

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If my Mom is Jewish, and my Dad is Jewish, what does that make me? Whatever you wanna be, boychick! ;-)

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What legacy do you want to leave behind? I dunno. Some grandiose canard of some sort. ;-)

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She's like a stray cat. how do i make her leave without seeming mean? :-/ Have your wife answer the door next time? ;-)

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Is spooning, rubbing faces, holding hands, and locking arms with your best guy friend enough to think that yall are a bit more than friends? Naw. Don't even sound like "first base" yet, no? ;-)

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The inside of a table tennis ball smells of eucalyptus! What useless information do you have? For the best results in treating acute psychotic episode, always specify the Stelazine brand of trifluoperizide hydrochloride. ;-)

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What do you want people to remember about you? That they owe me money? ;-)

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how many light years are a normal light year? Well, every four light-years, there's an extra light-day. That's an extra 100 or so billion miles!

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what do u guys find most attractive about girl other then boob size and butt size?? Well, maintenence requirements would rank way up there, right?

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There is this girl and I'm 90% sure she likes me but she is immature. Should I still ask her out it not or just wait and see Go for it! Even if only to test the accuracy of your estimations!

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What's the difference between pornoghraphy and art? The viewer.

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How do you fill up an awkward silence? I dunno. 20cc of '7% solution'? ;-)

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So who decided which words are cuss words and which are ok to use? And how does this person decide which is which? I dunno. Mom? ;-)

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Should I leave if he won't propose after living together for a year Sure, but you've got to make sure to threaten it 1st. Ultimatums are sooo romantic! Go for it! ;-)

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tell me about male female relationships when the male has Aspergers. Well, the female will likely do most of the partying. ;-)

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what is meant by "The true north" ? The effete snobs in Boston? ;-)

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this year sucks so far why do sucky thing come in bunches? Well, because it can't "blow" *all* the time! Philosophically speaking, the universe perennially seeks the harmony inherent in the finely-tuned balance between being and becoming, between stasis and expansion, beween Yin and Yang. Everything that truly sucks is literally *defined* by that which blows. Dig? ;-)

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Should a 22 year old male date a 16 year old male?? I dunno. Maybe under parental supervision? ;-)

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i don't want to have sex yet. my bf says he'll wait. what will he say if i may become celebate because i just can't find it in myself? Maybe something like, "It doesn't matter, sweetheart. My love for you transcends any natural, normal, young male psychosocial drives to act upon the incessant biological imperatives and powerful mammalian urges to replicate the species, i.e., have sex. So I, too, will remain celebate." - But if I were a sooth-sayer, I'd caution against placing any bets on that. - ;-)

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I want to know more about Gestalt therapy and theories. Can anyone recommend a website or good book? Anything authored by good ol' Fritz hisseff, no?

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is a zombie a racist if he only eats unaffected people?? Naw. More the equivalent of something like a zombie 'vegetarian', no? ;-)

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why did the british want canada Another 'notch' on its 'geographical bedpost"?

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Where did the custom of Halloween start? I lived in Massachusetts as a child. Oh, wait - you mean for everyone?! ;-)

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What do you say to those bratty kids that say "Is that all?" when you're giving out Halloween candy? How 'bout, "Get the @#$% offa my porch"? ;-)

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I've been on the pill for a week now, but I think I'm experiencing a parthogenesis. Should I ask you about it? You mean "parthenogenesis"? Only if you're hemorrhaging chlorophyll. ;-)

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Have you ever told a cab driver that you're being followed and that they had to lose them? Only when true. ;-)

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Does anyone else find traditional wedding dresses fussy and nursey? Well, here in the S.F. Bay Area, if the 'bride' is male = yes, too "fussy". ;-)

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My grocery store would not let me buy a case of Lysol. They said it was illegal. Is that true? "Illegal"? = I doubt it. Perhaps the clerk was anal-explosive and resented your cleaning ethic? ;-)

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My grocery store would not let me buy a case of Lysol. They said it was illegal. Is that true?

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Would It Matter If Humans Went Extinct Well, interest rates would likely stabilize. ;-)

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Are you good at Deductive Reasoning? Or would you like to become good at it? Naaah. I'd rather continue wallowing in a myopic mire of ignorance and superstition. ;-)

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Who would like to become a member of the church of the pink unicorn? You gots Bingo? ;-)

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Do you believe the myth that bugs can crawl into our mouths while we're sleeping, and that we can eat the bugs without ever knowing? Wouldn't that imply nocturnal mastication? ;-)

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can you relate to knowing everything? please elaborate Yup. When I was eighteen, I knew everything! Then less & less upon each succeeding year. ;-)

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Who wrote the first dictionary of the world? Heh-heh. Trick question! There's never been a global language! Whaddid I win?! ;-)

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What is the best possible answer to this question? The one most agreed upon? ;-)

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Whats a trick question? One posed by a 'john'? ;-)

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Is Confucius confucing? Especially once outta the city and deep in the bewilderdness! ;-)

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What was your reason(s) for joining AB? Cruisin' for chicks? ;-)

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The cry babies won and won't ever be downrated on here again. Are the cry babies happy now? No. Now I wanna be a martyr like you! ;-)

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How big is Uranus? In a perfect feminine 1950s scale (36-24-36), it's exactly 50% bigger than Urwaist? ;-)

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How big is Uranus? Hopefully proportionately similar to Urtits? ;-)

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'All scholarship, like all science, is an ongoing, open-ended discussion in which all conclusions are tentative forever...' Thoughts? Except religious studies?! ;-)

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how can I make MY own Internet browser? In a stemmed glass, combine four parts Beefeater's with one part very dry vermouth. Add an olive. No, wait a sec = that's a martini! [nevermind!] ;-)

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'...the issue is never the merits of the evidence but always the jealous rivalry of the contestants...' Thoughts? Is Hugh somehow excluding himself here?! ;-)

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Did you know when you knew that you know now wasn't as new as you thought you knew? I didn't know that I didn't know then, but now I know that I don't know. Y'know? ;-)

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If Life has no meaning, then what does? Smart, attractive blonde women? ;-)

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Knowledge is not all derived from the senses? agree or disagree? Whaddabout the "collective unconscious"? ;-)

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Follow-up to reality vs. personal reality: Can you change someone else's personal reality without significantly changing reality? How? Question #1 = Yes. Question #2 = Slippin' 'em some 'roofies'! ;-)

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Who discovered Neptune and how was it named? Johnny Neptune. How? = gotta be narcissism? ;-)

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Who created the laws of planetary motion? Planetary legislators? Or, perhaps no one. Maybe everything in the universe without any order or symmetry just spontaneously started rotating around Kim Kardashian's ass? ;-)

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Where is the Big Dipper located? It's right there in the Big Ice Cream Container?! ;-)

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Are generic brands just as good as name brands? What about the 'placebo effect'? If one believes his proprietary (vs. generic) pill is more effective, it IS! ;-)

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I always tend to look forward to summer and sunnier days, m more positive and looking forward to the days..winters urrgh!! does the weather affect your mood..? Big-time! Since I was a kid back east when the sun doesn't shine from October until may, I wanted to move into the 'sun belt'. I got out as soon as I could @ 24 and moved to sunny Ca.! ;-)

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Flaubert Moment: Author had a rush of memories from eating a madeleine.(cookie) Have you ever had a memory triggered by an aroma,music or food, maybe even an acid flashback Great question - and yeah! I opened an old bottle of cologne once and was instantly transported to 1978 and a woman I was dating at the time. Made me think about the 'reality' of consciousness vis-a-vis 'space-time'! I'm tellin' ya' - I wuz there! - ;-)

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What is the first stage of human origin called? Dilated pupils? ;-)

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Is ambition an in-born trait? Or is it only a matter of nurture? I'll vote on the side of it definitely being a learned behaviour. ;-)

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Once and for all, do the English hate Americans? Fuck the British - *I* hate Americans! ;-)

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Is it possible to kill yourself off in a dream/nightmare? Sheeeet! I wanted to *many times* (big-time bummer situations...) but never could! ;-)

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My boyfriend has been neglecting me, ditching me, and ignoring my calls/texts. When I tell him he blames the situation on me being clingy. Do you really need that? C'Mon! ;-)

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I went through horrible heartbreak this summer, crying everyday. Now, I can't cry, even when it would make me feel better. What's going on? Because there comes a time when, at bottom, it makes no further sense to do so.

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Is there a list of people who have left AB? Are any of you deleting those names from your "friends"' list? Naw. I really don't know most of the people on my "friends" list. They asked to be my friend and I always accepted, altho' I think quite a few of them might've acted precipitantly and regreted it later! - I think AB will be better'n ever in a few weeks. - Always a treat, Rosie! - ;-)

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Could this upgade of AB be a judgement, through making the site undesireable, on all the athiests who bash on God and His followers here? Maybe it's a sign that 2012 is nigh?! = 1st AB; then in two short years, the whole world will be "undesirable"?! ;-)

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Could this upgade of AB be a judgement, through making the site undesireable, on all the athiests who bash on God and His followers here? I *thought* that a coupla' zealots here on AB had an 'in' with God, often focused on torturing me! ;-)

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Gene Roddenberry came up with the Prime Directive and in it the idea of non-interference. Do you think GOD would know less? You mean by sending 'his son' to earth? ;-)

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You're 21.A friend invites you on a far away adventure.Your parents wouldn't approve & your siblings want you to stay. What do you do & why? Great question! I experienced that same sublime ambivalence you describe when I moved to Bezerkeley from Pennsylvania at age 24 in '78. What an adventure that turned out to be a life-long deal (so far)! I still remember how it felt that night after carefully loading up all of my earthly crap in a pretty Audi sedan and headin' west alone! It was a rainy night in October and my best friend...

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The cry babies won and won't ever be downrated on here again. Are the cry babies happy now? I suppose just as happy as the ignorant, judgemental and cowardly anonymous downraters are now sad?! - Witness the use of the term "crybabies" itself = everyone who disagrees who is later found to be correct (or to "win")?! = "crybabies"? Too much! - Now instead of a lazy, 'safe' way to criticize without thinking much, if at all, folks will have to at least consider a cogent retort to feel...

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Do you seek out challenges or do you avoid them? Do you like taking the easy way out and avoid anything that requires trial and error? This was a thought-provoking question for me. I gotta think I was more of an "easy way" guy most of the time. Never had much in the way of ambition, per se. Bummer, huh? ;-)

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I don't know if I've been suffering from depression from Summer - I've been quite up and down, thinking bout religion, social functions... Jesus! LIGHTEN UP! ;-)

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If someone introduces you to the love of your life, do you feel any loyalty to that person? Is he/she "special" to you forever? Sure! Until you're 40 or so [or divorced - whichever comes 1st!]? ;-)

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what is multigrade oil Varying viscosity. ;-)

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I am a 21 yr. old indian female in NYC. I constantly get hit on by caucasian (white) men, but never by Indian men. why? Just a supposition, but there's definitely the exotic/foreign factor at play. And maybe the Indian guys are after something different as well? ;-)

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You're a Guy: How do you pick up a Waitress at a Bar? Get to know her? Ask for her phone number? I like a waitress at the bar. Pickin' up a cocktail waitress is by far one of the 'toughest sells' goin', guy! Legendary! You gotta figure that they've heard *everything*, right?! - I've only scored one, once. But what a night! She was the spittin' image of Michelle Pfiefer (sp?). As best as I can tell, to try to answer your question, it took a buncha subtle stuff and a coupla' big lies, all timed correctly: - It was at...

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why can a man go as boy george why not a girl No reason! Androgeny is for anyone, no?! ;-)

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I don't believe in God, but the Apocalypse scares me. Is that wrong? Hey, Sym: I may be waaay off base here but I'm thinkin' perhaps your proclaimed fear of humanity's demise has the question of existential "meaning" or "purpose" or "WTF's the point?" at it's foundation? As homo sapien, we are what we are, just like Popeyes! And when we posit humanity, it's achievements and it's longevity vis-a-vis the universe as we now (Godlessly) understand it, any...

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How do you collect black mail? What are some black mail ideas? Get some 'dirt' on someone (preferrably someone you don't care for), let 'em know you are a big enough douchebag to spill the beans to significant others, then ask for some money to keep quiet. [BTW: According to Dante, you'll someday occupy one of the bottommost rings of hell!] ;-)

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is 106/70 blood pressure, 125 weight and 5'2" height healthy for a 17yr old female??? You may be a little 'chunky', but that's cool! ;-)

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my girlfriend loves clubbing when i hate alot,i hate the argument we have to go through everytime she wants to club,i cant deal with that Relationships come with lotsa sacrifices, guy. Get used to 'em! ;-)

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What the bloody hell is twitter?I may be already using it but,I still have not had it explained to me. I always thought a "twit" was an unsophisticated boob. Go figure? ;-)

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I have been described as being faultlessly honest. What does it mean exactly to be honest without fault? No 'cracks' I guess, huh? ;-)

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Do those who better themselves make you nervous once you realize that by doing so they just might make themselves better than you? Naw. I got over those types of comparisons in highschool! ;-)

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I'm new here, do people here generally get lots of answers to their Questions? I've found that the more 'generic' (open-ended) the question, the more answers. Also, addressing/appealing to the 'least common denominator' (something that most can relate to) fetches more points than esoteric topics. Finally, give 'em some time. I just answered a question asked in '06! Welcome to AB! ;-)

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My level of happiness is directly proportional to the number of "Stupid little kids getting hurt" youtube videos I watch. Is this wrong??? Only if you also post alot of 'em?! ;-)

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What does a rat eat? Whatever's left on your plate? ;-)

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What does a rat eat? I dunno exactly, but I'm pretty sure that they haven't any religious dietary restrictions? ;-)

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What does a rat eat? I'll take a stab at this one! = Purina rat chow? ;-)

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My boyfriend and I were talking tonight and he said something really fast that sounded like ya taken a bone? Was it and what does it mean? You sure it wasn't "talkin' on the phone"?! ;-)

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My boyfriend is Anglican and I am Episcopalian. Can we still be married? With that vast religious abyss?! My goodness! How would you raise your children?! - ;-)

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What keeps the spark alive in a marriage? A cattle prod? [get it?!] ;-)

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do you think being "captain of the ship" should require tremendous responsibilty? Or should it be all authority and no responsibilty? In an ideal society, "authority" and "responsibility" are inexorbitably bound. ;-)

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Is it saying anything about society when people are getting high not to feel "super" but just to feel different or just to feel? Perhaps indicative of the "too much" life? ;-)

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Atheists, does Christmas music in public places annoy you? Naw. Deck the frickin' halls, dude! ;-)

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Can someone right a poem about someone named 'Lexxi' ? (not a love poem but one from a friend. Im not very creative) Thanks :D Roses are red Violets are blue When I think of more than one lexus I always think about you! ;-)

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How do you get DHS to act on a child molestation charge? Ain't just "droppin' dime" enough, fer chrissakes?! ;-)

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Is it smart for me to ask a girl out on FACEBOOK??????........PLS HELP............THX : Sure! It's cool of you not to mind being a source of entertainment for others. Which will no doubt happen if she says "no"! Can't have enough humour on the net! ;-)

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though he loves me.but i love him much more.i can even sacrifice everything but he is not that desperate. Wait a sec! = You actuallly *want* someone who's "desparate"? WTF? ;-)

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Why do so many people use flawed logic to stand up for the government? Whats in it for THEM? (example included) Maybe he intends to run for a water district office? ;-)

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Have you ever grown to hate someone for no apparent reason? Well, "hate" is a bit much, but in any case, no, I pretty much know the reason(s) I might dislike someone! ;-)

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What's your favorite thing about winter? That it eventually ends! ;-)

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when a person does a urine test as part of his parole,isMJ legal with the med card ? Too funny! And they'll let you smoke rocks if you gotta note from mom! ;-)

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im a 16yr old guy, im going to a physical 2 days from today with my doctor, what happens there? "Turn your head and cough..." ;-)

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Is love worth waiting for even if its not a guarantee? To quote an old Def Leppard tune: "Love bites!" ;-)

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How come Polish-Americans are the ONLY group of people its still P.C. to make fun of? For one, because they say, "How come?" instead of "why?"? - [just teasin'!] - ;-)

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how do i get my hamster to eat pie? Make it a' la mode?! ;-)

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why can't monkey's talk under water? Because it's very impolite! ;-)

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So called "Tin foil hat wearers" are the most spiritual, open-minded, intellectual people I've ever met. How'd they get the "crazy" label? I'll take a stab at this one = they wear tin foil hats?! ;-)

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How come Polish-Americans are the ONLY group of people its still P.C. to make fun of? That ain't "PC". I hadda take a coupla' classes in this type of crap and it appears the only "unprotected" group are white males under 40. - But just as an aside, the more someone reacts to an insult or teasing, etc., the more that invites repetition, no? - ;-)

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If its Answerbag why is the logo a question mark in a suitcase? Maybe the question mark is the 'key' to the case wherein lie all the profound answers to questions like "Am I prgnunt?" or "Jam or jelly?"? ;-)

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Women. Why does it annoy you when men don't put the toilet seat down after using the loo? With little imagination, I can readily understand why! Would you like to mistakenly sit down on the cold, hard bare rim when half asleep?! ;-)

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question for doctors What are a few ways to stay calm while gatting a needle? (other than looking at a spot on the ceeling) I'm not an MD, just curious = what's wrong with staring @ a spot on the ceiling? ;-)

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I don't believe in God, but the Apocalypse scares me. Is that wrong? Ain't that whole story meant to inspire fear? So I guess it's working? ;-)

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Why do men think about sex 23 hours of the day? Well, gotta break for lunch, no?! ;-)

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Why don't we have the right to bear legs? OK - sorry for the repetition here - just awakened. - I dunno 'bout chew, but I blame the NOW. There was a time when bearin' legs was a really cool deal! They started the reverse fascist trend. The NRA sees to our bearin' arms, and PETA takes care of armin' bears, but who's gonna take on the NOW?! - ;-)

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Is it possibly for a wild rabbit to chew Christmas lights one night and keep returning to chew them again and again. Sure, if he likes 'em! Why not?! ;-)

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Did high school suck for you? Au contrare! The best years of my life! Especially the last two = lotsa freedom without any adult responsibility! Can't beat that! ;-)

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What is the best way to get revenge on someone anonymously? Well, you have to begin by being a petty coward. Then.... ;-)

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Is mind a result of matter? I think so, but that ain't the nearly ubiquitous Cartesian view, huh?! ;-)

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Atheist: If an evil person dies never having faced justice in this life, did he/she get away with his/her evil? I dunno. I ain't into that whole "good and evil" thing! Dig? ;-)

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who sang Haal dil ka tune kya kia I did last New Year's Eve while really toasted! I meant to sing "auld lang sine"! ;-)

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Is nature a creative but mindless element? "Creative" together with "mindless" = oxymoronic! ;-)

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When boarding a ship as a pirate, do you use an overhand or underhand throw with the grappling hook? And cutlass or brace o' pistols? I gotta go with underhanded. And I'd take a solid cutlass before a malfunctioning dragoon any day! ;-)

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Have you ever abstained from something that you genuinely like just to make a statement? From what did you abstain? What point did you make? Yeah. I was offered "free base" cocaine a coupla' times in the mid-'80's and refused, which surprised a few folks. There really wasn't any point except to acknowledge my reticence to add yet another 'monkey on my back'?! ;-)

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why do I keep getting,"Database not available" when I click on a question? Ha-ha! You didn't this time! - [I dunno. But it's happenin' to me too. Temporary glitch, I suppose?]

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Is there a girl who would like to put her mouth over a slaves nose when she wake up in the morning and let him smell her breath? Dude! You damned near put me off this here bowl of Rice Krispies! ;-)

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What is known about Nigeria Sativa? My guess? = It 'travels' well?! ;-)

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Do you accept the honest, earnest disagreeing opinions of others? Who's divergent opinion will you not tolerate? Question #1 = If you're talkin' 'listen' , of course! How else does one learn anything new/different?!; Question #2 = Anyone who's repeatedly proven themselves to be a horrid asshole?! - ;-)

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WAR, HUH, Good gawd yawl, What is it GOOD FOR? ♪♪ Ah-absolutely nuthin'! Say it again, now!♪♪ ;-)

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Elements are composed of what type of atoms? Atoms with an affinity for each other?! ;-)

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How often do you make a scene....talk so loud that people stare at you? My best guesstimate? = Once a decade?! ;-)

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Are you more content with yourself when you meet a challenge head on and overcome it than you are if you back away from it? That's probably ubiquitous, huh Rosie? ;-)

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Why hasn't Sarah Palin appeared on any of the Sunday morning political shows since her failed bid at the vice presidency? Are you kiddin'?! At least her advisors seem smart enough to control her speaking in forums not enabling rigorous rehersal! ;-) ;-)

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In an argument, is the person who yells the loudest the winner? When you're a teenager, often! ;-)

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What are three types of matter? Whaddabout animal, vegetable and mineral?! ;-)

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Have you invented a neat slang word.. what does it mean? Not "invented", but I sometimes use "cumquat" to mean someone hopelessly unaware, foolish and/or terminally uncool! ;-)

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What is your favourite Janis Joplin song? ♪♪ "Break another little piece of my heart, now, baby...!♪♪ ;-)

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Have you ever eaten or would you eat eel? A buddy caught one while we were bass fishing a looooong time ago. While I wasn't invited to dinner, he said he enjoyed it! ;-)

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are the bags on gucci-shoes-bags fake or real? I'll take a stab at this one! = Both? ;-)

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say what you like swear at me as i do not see what you write all i know i am told you answered and comments so waste your time and abuse me Try to take five minutes and focus on your breathing, guy. Lemme know how it helps? ;-)

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My dog had ear operation & has to take prednisone and been loosing her hair. Is there a substitute to keep her comfortable + grow her hair? I'd wager that if there were, the vet would've already told you? ;-)

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How great is the risk of suicide attempts associated with schizophrenia? There's likely a correlation if acutely ill, keithold. But not so much so if "at baseline level of functioning". [just imho] ;-)

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my girlfriend wanted to use a dildo on me is that ok or no (she wanted to use it anel and try to make me deep throat it)????????? May I suggest that you purchase two in that case?! ;-)

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i feel dumb but how you tell if you have points with this new system? I've got absolutely no idea, but I keep pressin' every "I like this" button I can, just in case I someday will?! ;-) ;-)

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When should I talk to my ex bf? Broke up w him recently, was emotional &said I couldn’t b friends w him, but do want to b friends w him. You don't mention if he want to be friends with you?

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Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of ______? ...Percodan? I dunno. ;-)

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Does the full moon affect most people? You know, k., I've paid attention to this one for years and have never noticed a discernable difference in quantity and/or quality of aberrant behaviour. Go figure? ;-)

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Why has competition for pretty much EVERY job gone up?...... and this is a trend that's been occuring even BEFORE the recession ? A shot in the dark? = Many more qualified applicants?! ;-)

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does baking soda ever go bad and if so how can you tell I've had the same box in my fridge for four years and since I'm not too convinced it did anything measurable in the 1st place, I believe it's holding up remarkably well! ;-)

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what's the difference between jaw crusher and impact crusher ? The adjective before "crusher"! - {{{Ba-dum-dun. Tsssss!}}} - ;-)

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First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes mom and the baby carriage... Does it still work like that these days? I dunno. Maybe half the time?! ;-)

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Are you still with me? Right behind you! Turn around! ;-)

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help.....help me... Reminds me of an old Lee Michaels tune! Gotta sing da blues! ;-)

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What does a health pregnancy diet look like? Just like regular food, but more of it, keithold?! ;-)

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Brand new factory sealed dvd. Side A plays fine - but side B will not work. No scratches, disc is perfect. Player says wrong "disc/no disc" I'll hazard a guess? = It's defective? ;-)

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Junk mail, love it or hate it? I mean in your home mail box. There are precious few things I despise more! ;-)

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What fashions do you associate with Elvis? 'Accessory' Cadillacs! ;-)

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if you are a good jumper, what track and field event should you do? I'll take a stab! = jumping?! ;-)

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How can a young 18 year old girl who have been having sex with her stepfather she loved and adore now accuse him of rape He stopped?

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what was the summer of sam When that NY dude was offin' couples who were necking with a Charter Arms .44, I believe. Right around '77, maybe? He might be the one who got his 'orders' from a neighbor's dog? ;-)

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who thinks the new answer bag is shit ? Man! What've you been eating?! ;-)

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what is the best beauty spell? imho, that's it! = "b-e-a-u-t-y" ;-)

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Why would a guy approach you, ask about you, then ask for your number and not call you for 3 days when he seems to want to get to know you. He's *exactly* within the socially-accepted, agreed-upon male time frame here! He'll likely call at 8:30 tomorrow evening! Good luck! ;-)

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Have you ever committed a faux pas at work? I dunno. But I've thought about quite a few felonies?! ;-)

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Does your school blocks certain websites? If yes, do you know how to unblock them? The administrators of my place of employ block some. But I know a coupla' folks who can help out remedying that! ;-)

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How do I deal with bullies at work? "A thirty-eight couldn't kill a cockroach, but you hit a man with a '9' and he don't get up." [some '80's-esque NY cop movie who's title I've forgotten] - But seriously, the only 'proven' method I know is variations on the theme of ignoring them. - Good luck! - ;-)

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What is a good question to ask the interviewer during your interview? I dunno. But I *wouldn't* ask if his wife was hot, where's a good place to sleep on duty or the phone number of the blonde receptionist out front! ;-)

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You are going on the final interview, you are told over the phone, to bring lunch to serve 10 and keep the receipt for reimbursement, then click, no time for questions. what meal do you choose and how much do you spend, knowing this is the final test? Is there any better choice under these circumstances than pizza?! ;-)

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Why would you like to work for Football Club? I dunno. The retirement plan?! ;-)

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Would you get mad if a guy told you that you have big boobs? Not "mad", just very curious?! ;-)

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Americans all want money to buy "things", but don't want a job making anything. Do you have a factory job? In my youth, two: 1) The cigar factory = night shift haulin' 10-pound buckets of tobacco from two central hoppers to dump into the smaller ones that fed the machines where all the women (they used only females because of the sexist theory that they tolerated the repetitive, thoughtless work much better?!) made the actual cigars on a huge, spinning machine; and 2) The toy factory, again on...

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Since it had been a couple of days now WILL you still be here on Answerbag? Too 'hooked' to quit now! Even if an AB 'detox' were offered, I'd opt for the 'maintenance dosage' at least! ;-)

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having freedom of speech is good and also freedom to protest against decisions that people make like AB and the format they have given you . "Freedom" in this case bound by the rules of the proprieters. Afterall, this is AB, not America! ;-)

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How do you feel about an expert in writing posing as an expert in mental health Make 'em memorize the DSM-IV?! ;-)

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How are you supposed to know if anyone's answered your questions yet and have left you comments with this new AB? I get notified of comments posted in the "feedback" section, but can't read most of them because it then says "no comments" posted! ;-)

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Don't you just love the AB staff? ;-) As much as they love money?! ;-)

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Don't you just love the AB staff? ;-) I noticed the little "winkie" deal, so in the same vein = I'd let 'em all come over to my house and f*ck my sister! ;-)

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Has anyone else noticed that the new AnswerBag is about like sharing a nice bottle of wine with a deaf mute whose in a coma? I've heard even the best wines taste like swill if 'imbibed' through an "NG" (naso-gastric) tube?! ;-)

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Have you lost a body part? How? I lost my heart to every woman I married! How? = Still tryin' to figure that all out! [But I think it may have something to do with blonde hair and laughter?] ;-)

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Would it help clean up AB a little if we could flag rhetorical or inflammatory questions? Slippery slope! No way! Next stop is the "Brave New World"! ;-)

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If I mention a product name or company in a question, how likely is it that some idiot will flag my question as SPAM? Well, just looking at this in terms of probability theory, I'd say that at any one time and AB question, there is quite a liklihood that at least one true "idiot" will read it. And considering the well-known fact that the bigger the idiot, the stronger, more intractable and more vociferous his opinion, I'd say it's no better than 50-50. Good luck, Ed! ;-)

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Will somebody please explain to me , what is a Bad Tag? Maybe 'tagging' body parts not usually socially acceptable to touch? ;-)

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Are obscene and twisted thoughts healthy within a society? "Healthy" is often one of those nebulous valuations. I think that under certain circumstances "obscene & twisted" thoughts, if not acted upon, can be psycholgically beneficial! ;-)

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Are obscene and twisted thoughts healthy within a society? If the society is "obscene and twisted", sure! ;-)

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Are peacock feathers bad luck? To those peacocks who lost 'em, sure! ;-)

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I've noticed in the last few minutes that I'm unable to post an answer to questions that disparage the new AB. Have you noticed this too? Maybe they're 'stacking the deck', so to speak?! ;-)

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Will you miss the point system on AB? I read somewhere that they're not takin' them away altogether but just "revising" them somehow? But for sure no more negative points, which I applaud big-time. I never gave a single downrate anyway, but now all the religious zealots will have to find another way to be sanctimonious and passive-aggressive! - What's bummin' me out is losin' my twenty-two "expert" deals! They were great AB...

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Is it true that "Klaatu barada nikto" translated means "Harm them not, for they know not what they do" Is this correct or true? I dunno. I thought it meant, "Ten shopping days left before Christmes"?! ;-)

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why would a guy do this... "The horror...the horror..." My suggestion? = Stop trying to contact him and otherwise do nothing, but outwardly be having a great time in your life. If he does call, etc., ignore him entirely the 1st time or two. This particular 'game' is won by patience! Good luck! ;-)

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Is the color of the dress of the First Lady more important than the design? You know I'd bet that's true. Lotsa subliminal implications, etc. Nice question! ;-)

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Who was the most attractive first lady? I dunno. Eleanor Roosevelt was quite a fox (before electricity!), huh?! ;-)

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If you Google your name, what is the first thing that comes up? Some professional referrences are 1st.

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Has anyone else noticed on this site the majority of the time you get decent helpful answers back but a few times you get some really sarcastic people why bother and waste your time if your not going to help the person who is asking a genuine question! WTF?! Did I miss a meeting?! When did having a good time on the internet become loathesome? I gotta ask = Will you miss that anonymous downrate button at all, Bright Spark? ;-)

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Has anyone else noticed on this site the majority of the time you get decent helpful answers back but a few times you get some really sarcastic people why bother and waste your time if your not going to help the person who is asking a genuine question! Share your answer...

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You can't edit your answers on the new AnswerBag? What 'genius' came up with that masterpiece? I'd counsel some patience. Besides being a bit 'conservative' (approaching totalitarian @ Xs?), these dudes seem competent and will likely keep tweeking the site, no? ;-)

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You can't edit your answers on the new AnswerBag? What 'genius' came up with that masterpiece? Share your answer...

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What religion am I? It might be possible for God to exist (if any the Christian God), I believe a God could have made the world but evolution is more likely, focus is to make the world a better place. Maybe Deist? Humanist? Unitarian? What? An Aristotelean. ;-)

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What is the most common injury among soccer players? Narcissistic injury when legally checked?! ;-)

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Do you like a Sunday dinner? I try for a nice dinner most days! ;-)

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Be honest, have you ever read someone else’s email without their permission/knowledge? Nah. WTF for? ;-)

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Whole wheat or white bread? "Wonder builds strong bodies umpteen ways"! ;-)

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Is 1626.55 USD/1000 GBP a lot to you as a Christmas gift/present? What would you spend it on? Sure it is! And I'd give it to the church. [{heh-heh} Just jesting!] ;-)

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Are you a true Chelsea fan? I've always liked 'Bubba' but don't really follow the adventures of his daughter! ;-)

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Who has been the most trustworthy person in your life? Gotta say dad. [awww!] ;-)

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What is the best way to study for an exam? I wouldn't recommend it, but a coupla' times when 'cramming' for a one-time-only exam, I used to wait until the last night, drop some prescription amphetamine (from an RN friend) then fall asleep as usual. Within the hour, I'd wake up full o' energy and enthusiasm then get down to 'bidness'. Gotta have enough to last thru the time of the test, though;...

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Does Light attract light ? How? Black leather miniskirts?! ;-)

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Yesterday i lost my temper and hurt a lot of people..This is my biggest fear despite the fact that i haven't lost it for a year.. Can you please tell me what should i do to calm down?? Everyone seems to get on my nerves when i'm furious.. How about secluding yourself when not in control? ;-)

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How long will an unopened can of soup last, if stored properly, unopened? I know it's a nonperishable item, but even nonperishable items tend to expire, after a point.(especially the Campbell's brand) I've seen expiration dates on some canned soups recently. Looked like about three years? ;-)

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Why am I so angry? Someone tweeked yer nose?! ;-)

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What is the problem in my 1999 oldsmobile bravada if my left brake light isnt working but my turn signal on that side works Double filament bulb. No biggie. Good luck! ;-)

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Why do people look around the eyes when they talk not in the eyes? personally i always look ppl in the eyes. how does it make you feel when i do this? In some social environs, it's considered a bit intrusive. Also: *never* look directly into a paranoid's eyes! ;-)

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Do you like to eat your cookies hot and chewy out of the oven or let them cool and harden a bit? Gotta pass on the cookies. Don't wanna have to buy a new wardrobe? [bummer] ;-)

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If I spray Axe all over me, will beautiful women take off their shirts and beg to sleep with me? Maybe after you shower?! ;-)

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Guese what i have in my underwear drawer C-4 plastique?! ;-)

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What are you known for amongst your family & friends? as in, a good cook, expert on a certain subject, a fanatic on some topic, etc.... By and large, just a garden-variety *sshole! ;-)

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Hey Hotdogs, Do You Like Your Buns Toasted? Who's doin' the toastin'?! ;-)

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Can I say Happy KwanzaAnnukaRistmas to all? Likely not three times fast?! ;-)

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Is it right to eat breakfast foods for dinner? That whole "right/wrong" thing has always confused me, so I've adopted the 'WTF not?' stance! ;-)

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Sexy girls Sure! But can they carry on a half-way interesting conversation 'afterwards'?! ;-)

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Where would you rather have a spa vacation in San Francisco, California or NYC? S.F. is minutes away, so NYC! ;-)

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I believe in _________________? ...the power of 'belief'! ;-)

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How do I find a doctor who prescribes adderall as a weight loss drug? Word on the street? ;-)

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Quran 4.34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished." How do you feel about the wisdom of such teachings within modern multicultural society? Just a tiny bit outdated & a whole sh*tload absurd?! ;-)

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I recently missed my birthcontrol 2 days in a row. I forgot to take two pills that day and the next and just began taking them normally. For how long is necessary to use back up birthcontrol in this situation? Christ! Ain't all these questions something for your OB/GYN?! ;-)

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Which was worse, overall and in degree of viciousness, Rwanda genocide, The Killing Fields od Vietnam, or the Rape of Nanking aka Nanjing Massacre? (11/27/09) Whaddabout Christian ABers with the anonymous DR button under their fingers?! = Totally viscious! ;-)

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If there is such a thing as heavenly bliss does that feel the same as having an eternal orgasm? Great analogy, guy! WTF not?! ;-)

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What is a waste of time? ;) Hatred. Jealousy. Vengence. Take your pick?! ;-)

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Do you know of any instance where cheating helped a broken relationship heal or made a weak on better? Nope! ;-)

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What is the worst thing that has happened to you because of religion? Unnecessary terror at the behest of nuns as a child. ;-)

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Does Glee fill you with glee? Well, I'm loathe to be redundant, keithold, so I'd say filled with 'gladness?! ;-)

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What is the best thing about your religion? (just one) The very best thing? = It doesn't exist! ;-)

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Is circumcision ever necessary for medical reasons? I dunno. Overwhelming smegma?! ;-)

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What is your best movie of all time. Are you sh*ttin' me?! = "A Clockwork Orange"! ;-)

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Who is the greatest band of all time. Are you kiddin'?! = *Floyd*! "Which one's 'Pink'?" ;-)

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How to restrict all websites except one inXP pro I dunno. Totalitarian fascism?! ;-)

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What do you consider the funniest/silliest band name? "Scrotum" ;-)

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I need to go to bed but I have diarrhea and the only time my stomach hurts is when I'm laying down, I'm fine as long as I'm sitting up. What can I do? I have work in the morning. Two ounces of Pepto Bismal and ten milligrams of Valium? Nigh-night! Turn out the lights! ;-)

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Why are most Christians against Communism, when it seems far closer to Christian morality than Capitalism? I dunno. Hypocrisy #104 out of 12,206?! ;-)

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What are you most excited about regarding Christmas? It's the time of year when all the AB Christians stop downrating humour?! Yaaay! ;-)

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What do you want for christmas this year? It don't matter. I don't 'deserve' anything. Bummer, huh? Maybe next year?! ;-)

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What is your reading level ( just asking)? Almost to my nose? ;-)

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Our 3 year old hamster died :(What kind of burial can we have, when the ground is frozen? Douse 'im in 'high-test' and torch 'im? ;-)

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If all of God's creatures are equal, and it is a sin to kill, then why do a lot of Christians eat meat? I'm not too sure that the "don't kill" (sixth commandment) edict applies to animals. But who knows? = I might be mistaken. In which case, I'd say that hunger trumps religion every time! - [Gimme a break this time, anonymous holy DRers? Whaddayasay?] - ;-)

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Who was the more noble man, and why: Jesus Christ or the Buddha? We'll find out soon, huh? = FOX is hosting a no-holds-barred tag-team nobility grudge cage match to determine that very issue! Place yer bets! - [C'Mon, alla youse anonymous DRers = gimme a break this time?] - ;-)

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What is/was the best book ever written? I was gonna say the Bible, but it ain't at all an original response, huh? So I'll go with "The Idiot" by Dostoevsky - ;-)

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What is your reading level ( just asking)? About one bubble past plumb? ;-)

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Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head? "Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness and dies by chance." [Sartre] Pretty wierd, huh?! ;-)

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Is it true that short people got no reason to live? Love that tune. Love the allegory! ;-)

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Comet tails show us radiation from the Sun is an appreciable force. Calculate the ratio of gravitational and radiation forces on a small particle of density 5000kg/m³. What size will the radiation force exceed the gravitational? Wait a minute! What's in this for me?! ;-)

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Is Tiger Woods still the man? Waaaaay *more so* in my estimation, keithold! ;-)

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How did Chris Matthews get a prime time show? He musta' (blanked) some honcho, keithold?! ;-)

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How do you make a gingerbread house? I betcha not with graham crackers, k! ;-)

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Phew! Friday...what drink should I serve you? Gotta be lotsa Irish coffees! Gotta get swacked quickly but also stay awake so I don't miss anything! ;-)

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What is a sucubus? Damn near *every* ex-wife! ;-)

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My father told me early on that there was no Santa Claus. Do you think this is a good thing to tell small children? I dunno. Some kids are brighter (or more cynical?) than others, I guess. I remember knowing it was BS at five and gettin' kinda pissed they were treating me like a child! ;-)

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What does Santa Claus have for Christmas dinner? Are you kiddin', keithold?! Gotta skip it to be able to eat those millions of cookies and umpteen gallons of warm milk! ;-)

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Are you now or have you ever been prescribed anti-depressants and/or anti-anxiety medicine, if so, what's your general outlook on these 'psych' drugs? Good or bad? Not personally (at least for clinical purposes), but you figure either they gotta work or the placebo effect is truly incredible because I think it's like a six billion dollar a year industry?! ;-)

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Have you ever produced your own alcohol? details, result, and label if any please. I made some real swill 'wine' when I was 16! It was truly horrible, but it 'worked'! ;-)

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Where shouldn't you go looking for romance? A family reunion, keithold? ;-)

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Do you think it is wrong to be gay/ Bi/ Lesbian? I've always been a little fuzzy on the whole "right/wrong" thing. You dig?! ;-)

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Why do old people talk so loud on a cell phone? i mean they always like shout! geez, no offense, but the thing will pick you up just fine. Say WHAT?! I don't hear so well anymore! BTW: Get offa my grass! ;-)

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Do you enjoy a nice campfire? Not very many things "nicer", huh?! ;-)

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Lately my stomach has been growling AFTER I eat!?! WTF? Is there a rip in the space time continuim? The growling used to occur before a meal to indicate hunger. Digestive enzymes are workin' well? ;-)

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Why dosen't play-doh smell as strong as it used to. I bought some the other day and I can only just smell that familiar childhood smell :) Perhaps your olfactories aren't up to 'snuff'?! ;-)

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What was the effect of the Kansas-Nebraska Act I dunno. Cheaper corn? ;-)

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Why do cell phones have such bad sound quality? I know immediately if someone calls me from a cell or mobile phone because there is such a high background noise of popping and crackling sound on the line. Is this normal? "Can you hear me now"?! ;-)

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What if, instead of implanting synthetic material, doctors extracted fatty tissue from other parts of the body and injected them into the breasts? Likely alot more complicated and expensive if possible, no? ;-)

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What is one memorable camping trip you have had? Man! I've had *dozens* of 'em, from superb to incredibly bad! Of the top, tho', I took a girlfriend to Yosemite valley once (circa '82). She had this "condition" wherein she awoke literally screaming in her sleep. Our neighbors looked 'quizically' (a euphemism) at me the following days! ;-)

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What is a good way to pay back a favour from friends who helped you move? Pizza and beer while moving is in progress? ;-)

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Can you remember a tantrum you threw as a child? What happened? "Tantrums" simply didn't occur in my house! ;-)

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When did you last hold a newborn baby? 1972, if I remember correctly? ;-)

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Without sounding dumb,what does dsl mean? 1) No question is "dumb"; but lotsa 'answers' are! 2) I haven't a clue! ;-)

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Thailand's coast disappears as sea level rises. How did the conspirators behind the Global Warming 'hoax' trick the ocean into doing this? Not mentioning it receding again? ;-)

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Based on the sexual strategies theory: Do men and women ever employ the same sexual strategies? explain. "Sexual strategies"?! = You mean like you get laid if you outmanuever her?! Too funny! ;-)

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Does anyone else find it ironic that most Athiests seem to know more about the bible than some Christians? Great perception! I used to, but not anymore! If the thumpers spend time actually reading it, it means less time thumpin' it for others! ;-)

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Did you know that more than 1 million innocent civilians have died as a result of the war in Iraq? Is this the price of democracy or the price of oil? "Some animals are more equal than others" I suppose? [Orwell]

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Why do guys throw notes away? Well, once you've read 'em, whaddayawant? Them framed?! ;-)

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I usually wear weak reading glasses just to make reading easier. Is there a chance that I would fail a drive test eye exam? Difficulty reading if age-related (presbyopia [sp?]) is entirely different than driving-related difficulty (myopia). I don't think you got anything to sweat with that at all! ;-)

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Which part of your body do you think you neglect the most? I suppose my uvula. I just don't care! ;-)

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Is it correct to say "as she felt her muscles relax a bit" Unless you're lyin', sure! ;-)

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What color is your favorite baseball cap,what logo or letters does it say? Black. "NRA" ;-)

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Why does swearing offend you? It don't, @#$-@#$% it! ;-)

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You want to sit on my WHAT? YOUR CHAIR?! Why? What did you think I said?! ;-)

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Does any one have the key.... to escape reality? More like a 'spike'. ;-)

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What is something you should not be without during a winter storm? A sense of humour? ;-)

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Where are the false vocal cords located In the faux throat? ;-)

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Do animal's get jealous? My cockatiel used to be! ;-)

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How can i know which popping popcorn that are good when u are doing a popcorn Define "doing"? ;-)

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What fruit works as a laxative? Aren't they pretty much all? ;-)

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What is misandrism? Foul play with fireplace accoutrements? ;-)

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Have you ever tasted exotic coffee from hawaii? it is very expensive i hear, but the best in the world? Yup. It *is* expensive and some of it is really very good, but I can't help but feel alot of it's 'mistique' is hype. ;-)

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How long do most highschool relationships last? Graduation?! ;-)

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Name one criminal that is living happily ever after. Ex-wife #2! ;-)

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Is national income the same as gross domestic product(GDP) Doesn't anything nominally "gross" include costs/expenses? ;-)

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How much is a small duck (for eating) and where would I find one? Hangin' in nearly every storefront in Chinatown! ;-)

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What's one antique car you'd like to have? *Any* Duesenburg! ;-)

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Kia sorento, 4 wheel drive intermittent problem Bummer.

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Is bloody mary real Seem to be too good to be real sometimes, huh? ;-)

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What will your tombstone say when you die? Why will it say this? "Resqued 20 strangers from certain death on the high seas!" ;-)

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What is a natural cure for sulfur burps A hot date? ;-)

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Why is the media so filled with anti-Christian, pro-gay agenda propaganda? (SEE CLIP FOR DEMONSTRATION) The same thing could be said about the 'fundie' influence on media, Rick! ;-)

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What is an unusual use for iridium Pot & pan scrubber? ;-)

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What is the cost of a monthly telephone bill for a 2 bedroom apartment? All things being equal, the same as it is for a 10 bedroom house, no?! ;-)

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Is it necessary to sing if u r a guitarist , my voice is not that good? That's what Hendrix said, guy! ;-)

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Difference between capital murder, felony murder, 1st degree murder? 'The chair' or not?! ;-)

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Should parents allow their children to get tattoos? @#$% NO, k! Parents gotta have more sense! ;-)

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What's at stake in Copenhagen? Snuff, keithold? ;-)

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Were the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki designed to defeat Japan only or also to intimidate Russia and stop them becoming a major military force? I'm sure the latter was involved, but it didn't work, did it?! ;-)

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Who's a better guitarist:Hendrix,Santana,or Clapton? That's like askin' which brother you love more!! ;-)

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Is 115 a good weight for a 15 year old? im 5 foot 9, i just turned 15, i think im a little chubby, im a girl Sounds OK to me right there. - [Be careful about that emaciated, unhealthy, 'heroin chic' look] - ;-)

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What is a decent tasting food that is loaded with iron? A poached salmon served on metal shavings? ;-)

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What type of bra should a girl with a large bust (36 DD) wear with an empire v-cut halter dress? Cantilevered? ;-)

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How would you go about putting a ghost in jail? Frame him for a spiritual crime?! ;-)

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Who is more annoying, crazy or obnoxious, Woody Woodpecker or Daffy Duck? I can deal with 'crazy' better'n 'obnoxious', usually. But ain't nuthin' worse'n 'oppositional'! ;-)

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I want glowing skin what can i do Stick your finger inna socket? ;-)

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Is it good to exercise just before going to bed? I've heard just the opposite, at least in promoting sleep? ;-)

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So, how do we get perfect faith? What should be the foundation of our perfect faith? A lobotomy?! - {{Da-dum-dun. Tssss!}} - [How 'bout "turnin' the other cheek" this time on my humour, zealots? No anonymous downrates?! C'Mon! It's almost Christmas?!] - ;-)

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How do I get my mom to stop yelling a accusing me of things my little brother did? Too funny! = That happened to me too (only it was a sister). When I finally moved out to college though, the same crap kept happening! I guess you gotta always be mindful of possible alibis? But in my experience, logic ain't gonna work anyway, so... I guess you just gotta wait 'er out?! ;-)

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What was the color of the last bottle/can you drank out of? Too dark to notice, NUNYA! ;-)

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Are desserts always sweet? No. Sometimes the whole date can 'go south'! ;-)

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Can you name 10 large lakes in the US? You bet! But if you *can* do a thing, *must* you actually do it? ;-)

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What dose god look like? A Godlike dose? You figure gotta be at least a whole gram in each line, no? - ;-)

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When someone asks you so "what do you think of them?" What is you reply if you like them or what is your reply if you do not like them? Exactly! ;-)

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If you're ever down in _________ look me up? ...the fetid, viscous ooze of existential responsibilty,.. - ;-)

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Does anyone really care if Miley Cyrus has been inked at 17? Family and friends? ;-)

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What color was the last plate you used? I dunno. It was covered with pancakes! ;-)

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Is God the answer? I'm sorry. I was distracted for a sec. What was the question? - ;-)

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What's your favorite scary movie? How scary was is on a scale form 1 to 10. 1 being not scary. "The Sound of Music" = for me, pegs the 'scary' scale onna "10"! ;-)

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Did you remember to put on underwear today? Mom hadda remind me (again)! - Like brushin' alla this green stuff offa my teeth! - ;-)

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My husband is cheating after 17yrs of marriage.I have only now found some pics of his group sexual encounters.some are 1yr old, and with mutual friends.I'm hurt and want 2 do smthing with pics that will hurt him.How do I live after I leave? Doing anything in anger is usually a regrettable mistake. Behave now as you'd want your behaviour to be remembered five years from now. Good luck to you. It's a real bummer but you're in great company!

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Would you marry someone in debt up to their ears and let "love" take care of it? "Love" can't write cheques! ;-)

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What is the name of curly sideburns that Hasidic Jewish men wear? Bizarreburns? ;-)

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How do you become a 80s boy george impersontor im a girl A lobotomy and a sh*tload of make-up?! ;-)

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Has it started snowing where you live yet this winter? Not since 1987 as I recall! ;-)

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Would you like to spend the rest of your life poring over the excruciating minutia of every single daily event? You mean reading the newspaper?! ;-)

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Wat is the name of the guitar mode like in Revolution by the Beatles or Sunshine for my Love by Cream Psychedelic! - ♪♪ "It's gettin' near dawn.. lights'll come shinin' thru I'll soon be with you, my love..." ♪♪ - You mean like fuzz tone or wah-wah pedal or whammy bar? - ;-)

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Have you ever drunk a flavoured beer? Sure. I dig most of 'em I tried. One micobrewery in North Carolina had a nice chocolate brew! ;-)

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What would be the most inappropriate time to laugh? Universally, no matter the set, setting or circumstance(s) = when nobody else is! ;-)

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Do you have a safety word? if so what is it? Leggo! ;-)

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Describe you dream wedding? I can't. I 'woke up' just before it! ;-)

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Why don't wishes come true They do! But then they're called "realities"! ;-)

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What professional has ripped you off the worst (plumber, roofer, electrician etc) Phrenologist! ;-)

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Should the Church of Scientology be outlawed worldwide? I dunno. Slippery slope. Dig?

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___ pie. Anybody say "humble"? ;-)

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Can anybody suggest me some album of meditation or peaceful music? Pink Floyd's double album "Ummagumma" = Classic pre-'new age' lullabyes! Have fun! ;-)

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Why are the Freemasons so commonly linked with the Illuminati? I've got a feeling that *you* could tell me a lot more about it?! ;-)

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DOES ANYONE THINK THAT WHEN YOU DIE YOU CAN COME BACK TO LIFE AS SOMEONE ELSE...IS THAT TRUE OR NOT... HAVE YOU EVER MET ONE? - AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? - [Damn! That's annoying!] - ;-)

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Why the handle of screw driver is made of plastic Lower cost to manufacture. "Ya get what you pay for." - ;-)

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What is the secret key to break ANY addiction? A .45 to the brainpan? - [again, please don't judge my sense of humour with those nasty anonymous downrates? Cut me a break this time? Afterall, Xmas is comin' up and all...?] - ;-)

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If you were at the movies & Pee Wee Herman sat next to you. Would you be concerned? I think I might be a little old for him. ;-)

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I am taking care of my friend's cat for a week. My friend usually feeds the cat leftovers. I have a feeling that cats shouldn't eat human food. He tells me that human food is OK; should I listen to him? I've absolutely no idea why you would *not* listen to the cat's owner's request? You ain't some kinda 'control freak' ere ya'?! ;-)

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The surviving members of the Bee Gees keep throwing stones at my greenhouse & peeing on my Zucchinis. What can I do? Make 'em all posthumus and gain the rights to an anthology disc?! ;-)

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Have you started or finished Christmas Shopping? I've finished starting?! ;-)

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I want to identify the micro oraganism from water sample. i done some biochemical tests for this sample and get some results gram positve bacillai ,oxidase,catalase,citrate,starchhydrolysis,vp ,biochemical tests are positive so wat is the name of bacteria It ain't the clap, is it?! ;-)

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Were Yogi & Boo Boo gay lovers? Strictly Socratic dialogue! ;-)

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What is an arpeggio? The new Chevy SUV? ;-)

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What are you buying me for Christmas this year? How 'bout an old-fashioned-type o' Christmas? Like, say 1944. Whaddabout silk stockings and chocolate bars?! ;-)

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Why does Mickey Mouse only have three fingers on each hand? Cheatin' at billiards. ;-)

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What did you eat tonight? A pretty tasty quiche and spinach salad, served with a nice still-warm ciabatta sourdough. An '05 gamay accompanied! ;-)

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Does saving your virginity for marriage is important or rather essential? Neither. It's a cultural dictate and I value thinking and deciding for oneself, not as a part of 'the herd'. - C'Mon anonymous religious zealot downraters! At *least* have the balls to comment along with your sanctimonious judgement. - ;-)

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Would you allow your husband to take his golf clubs on holiday with him if you weren't a golfer? "Allow"?! I'll tell ya' = *we'd* never get along! ;-)

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What's a word after " deep ____ " ...and hard! ;-)

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How would you complete this " i'm totally _____ " ...untallied. ;-)

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Son and daughter-n-law moved in with me on 07/01/2009. Asked to leave in sept. again in Oct, they moved out with thier things that were in the house,on 11/06/2009 still owing $194.00 for room and board. They also have had furniture stored in my rental sto Aw, C'Mon! It's two hundred bucks?! My advice? = Why get all bunged-up over it? Forget it! ;-)

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Went to play bingo the other night. people were sneezing and coughing like crazy. no handkerchiefs over their mouth or nose. is this setting perfect to catch the swine flu or what? Well, they could've all been French kissing too?! ;-)

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What is your favorite short yardage club? I guess a leather-covered sap? ;-)

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Why do people like to write storys? 'Cause they can't play guitars?! ;-)

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What should never have been invented? The ulterior motive. ;-)

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Would/have you help(ed) SETI Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence? You mean like shaggin' for coffee? Sure! ;-)

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How can find a real good frient who can trust? Be one yourself! ;-)

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Have you come across learning experiences enjoyed by all? Like losing your virginity?! ;-)

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How much money per episode do William Petersen, Gary Sinise and David Caruso make? They want about tree-fiddy. ;-)

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What happened to the 6th commandment did it just get thrown out? Someone "took out a contract" on it?! ;-)

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What present would you like give to your lover for new year? Gonna tie a red ribbon 'round my...! ;-)

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Have you even forgiven somebody? Nah. I save the memory of every petty little slight and let it psychologically fester into an explosive blind rage kept just below the surface until I can figure a way/method to exact the maximum revenge possible. - [for any potential humourless 'brain trust' out there in AB Land = I'm just joking, so gimme a break with the anonymous DRs this time, huh? Would Jesus be a...

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What are questions related to starbuck back to basic case study WTF?! ;-)

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What does a nightclub hostess actually do? Her primary responsibility is to look real nice, no keithold?! ;-)

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Was Jesus (1) a liar (2) a lunatic or (3) who he said he was? I'll go for number three. I dig what I know of his philosophy, but believe it's soundness has been grossly compromised by liars and lunatics to follow, with St. Paul leading the mendacious gang. ;-)

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When your alone do you feel surrounded Sometimes with loosened tie returning from work at night in the pitch dark cruisin' steadily in 4th at ~60 mph to the sweet varying pitch of a finely-tuned twincam fourpot along the glass-smooth, gently curving backroads with the top down, sultry air messin' my hair, shooting stars buzzin' over the hills, the pungency of the rows of eucalyptus trees and cowshit filling the cabin,...

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Do you ever give out points to people just for fun? Yes! It's a smile. Especially 'correcting' some DRs obviously posted by the army of narrow-minded pusilanimous douchebags haunting the 'social sciences' catagories! - BTW: I maintain a 100% positive rating stat. I mean, how cool (and open-minded) is that?! ;-)

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Bad bobby, your 16 and you know your supposed to go potty outside! bad boy! If you kids were as high maintenance as a Dog, would you still have Kids? Goats are likely even worse! ;-)

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Did God create resentment when he let the first innocent child die from disease? And joy & gratitude with the 1st survivor?! ;-)

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I know what an inside joke is, but what is an outside joke? I dunno. Duluth? ;-)

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Do you listen to Christmas tunes? ♪♪ "Christmas, Christmas Time for cheer Time for hope and time for beer..." ♪♪ [Alvin and the Chipmunks] - Ah, the memories! Drove dad batshit with that album! - ;-)

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How do I shut down the Internet? Turn off your PC? ;-)

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Wanna see the view from the Skydeck at the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago? You go into a kind of "glass box" and can look straight down, if you dare! Anyone been there already? (I don't know if I could do it, TBH.) Too cool! I haven't been to Chicago (yet), but the open-air 86th floor of the Empire State building was quite a rush too! ;-)

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What Was The Scariest Moment Ever In Your Life? A toss-up: nearly fell off a 300 foot cliff while solo rock climbing in '86 and foiled an attempted rape, risking my own safety big time in '99. [firearms were a factor in each!] ;-)

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Yes or no, have you ever had legitimate thoughts of suicide? "A permanent solution to a temporary problem." ;-)

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Is it possible to cook Christmas dinner for $10 a person? If you skip the cracked crab, keithold! ;-)

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If you could take one object from your burning house, what would it be ? (love ones and animals are save already) My rare coin collection. I'd toast myself first before leaving all of those lovely, lovely beauties behind to such an ignominious demise! ;-)

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From now on you can only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? I'd only imbibe truth and beauty. Or is that two things? ;-)

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What is the relationship between Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani? Picking out the china pattern? ;-)

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Do muslims scare you? I find *any* hyperreligious folks disconcerting. ;-)

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Can you be Pro-life but think people should have the choice to abort a pregnacy Ain't that the definition of "pro-choice"? ;-)

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What are some common misconceptions about strippers? That they're universally lacking in moral fibre? ;-)

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How come its when your really sad you have no one to talk to, but when your happy, everyone wants to know how your doing? Just asking here = Are *you* any different? ;-)

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Have you ever drank your beer with a straw? Only when too stoned to sit upright. ;-)

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My right hand is hurting cause im using it so much should I rest it? I think it could be carpool tunnel. There's no toll if you carpool that tunnel! ;-)

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What is business research Findin' new ways to pollute your mind and pick your pocket? ;-)

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How do you feel about genetically engineering your children? My genes can use all the help they can get! ;-)

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When you really miss someone from your past that died, what eases the pain? Hard drugs. ;-)

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Is an Honest Politician one who when bought will stay bought? You don't buy those bastards - you only rent 'em. ;-)

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Why do they say the world is getting more and more competitive by the day? 'Cause they sell competition gear?! ;-)

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Do you have to be a guy to impersonate boy george It's likely a DISadvantage! ;-)

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Is facebook a good or bad thing? It may transcend that dichotomy. ;-)

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How many times have you snapped a rubberband? In anger? ;-)

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WHY SHOULD PARENTS BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR CHILDREN'S PARTIES HELD AT THEIR HOMES? BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ADULTS INVOLVED? - BTW: Why are we shouting? - ;-)

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Do you dip your oreos in milk? Emily Post says only with pinkie extended. ;-)

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How do female prisoners rape other prisnoners in jail...I don't understand how that would work? Maybe that's why you're "Z nicest"?! ;-)

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Can you get HIV (Aids) from lip piercings? No. ;-)

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Do you think it is a good idea to run away? Your problems always run faster! ;-)

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I'm Jewish, according to the New testament am I going to hell? "Like a bullet!"? ;-)

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Why did our nose evolve to stick out like it does unlike a monkeys? 'Cause humans tell lies?! ;-)

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She's got the looks that________ ...separates the money from your wallet! ;-)

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What's best in Bahamas for scuba? I suppose swimmin' under water, no?! ;-)

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Where does your cat usually sleep? With alla the angels, I guess? ;-)

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Is it normal to feel sick after eating at McDonald's? I nearly always did. [note past tense?!] ;-)

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I have to replace the water pump on my 93 F150 4.9L engine.How difficult will this be? That's the big six, right? = Should be a piece o' cake! ;-)

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How can I raise my GPA if my 2.2 GPA was sealed upon graduation? Most graduate schools require a 3.0 GPA for Admissions and most non degree graduate programs require a 2.5. Steam it open? ;-)

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After Jesus was resurrected, how did he die the second time around? Didn't he slip offa the planet before that happened? ;-)

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MEN:Are you wearing Jeans right now? Yup. Pre-washed Wranglers. ;-)

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What celebrity deaths effected the youth of your generation the most? Hendrix, Morrison and Joplin were just weeks apart. Bummer.

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Would you ever eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? Maybe on a bet?! ;-)

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What will it be? Michelob or Heineken? I hate to be particular, but Guinness or Watney's, please? ;-)

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Is there a way to convert WMV's into MP4s? I doubt just preachin' will work?! ;-)

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Do men's self-esteem correlate with what job they have? You betcha! A blow job will give you a whole 'nuther attitude toward the day! ;-)

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I want someone to kill me, how can I arrange this? Walk around the Mission district in S.F. early Saturday morning? ;-)

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Ive read somewhere that some alcoholics dont care to read, I dont believe it was in the big book, maybe some other A.A. book, but I just can remember where, could you please help, Thank you very much, Edy I dunno = common knowledge? Why would you wanna read if you just caught a buzz and can't see straight?! ;-)

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How do you like your Christmas tree; Small and perky or large and saggy? I like my Christmas trees just like I like my women = Tall, 'green' and decorated?! ;-)

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When you cook bacon, do you save the bacon grease to use as flavorings in other things (sauces, soups, gravy)? The (not-so-)secret of my fruit-filled Saturday morning pancake feast! ;-)

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The messiest food to eat on a date? Hands down! = Spare ribs! ;-)

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Do you considered it odd for a kindergartner to already have a cell phone? That it being for everyday use. Maybe he's 'dealing' milk and cookies?! ;-)

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How does time travel work? You mean like sharin' a condo in Cancun?! ;-)

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Josie buys 6 Skittles for 5 cents.How many Skittles can she buy for 75 cents?What do you do to answer this math question?A.)60 B.)65 C.)81 D.) 90 Please help me!!! I need the answer the answer tonight the homework is due tomorrow!!!I'm on my knees!!!Pes Solve for "X": 6/5 = x/75 Simple 'nuff, no?! ;-)

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How can I erase my search history on Google? Three "Our Fathers" and twenty "Hail Mary's" should just about do 'er! ;-)

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How do you make a gate way into a worm hole? Just put the bait bucket on top? ;-)

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What are you most likely to eat in December? Well crabs are in season, keithold! ;-)

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Have you ever had a buffalo burger at Fuddruckers? Does a donkey dog at Truckerfucks count?! ;-)

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On a TV Documentary: A psychotic mental patient refused to take his medication at a mental hospital. According to "Patient Rights Advocates" he had the right to do that. He got out and killed his mother. Isn't that just simply insane? I still side with civil rights. For every one of your example, there's thousands who's personal freedom are maintained. It might be you someday being denied your rights! - BTW: "insane" is a legal term - not a psychiatric one.

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What is your favourite Christmas movie? "Full Metal Jacket" ;-)

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Are there such things as worm holes? Sure! You ever go trout fishin' as a kid?! ;-)

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Is it normal for you to have a beer or alcoholic drink each day? Wait a sec?! Are you my new parole officer?! Only grape juice, Sir! ;-)

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Where the bullies from my catholic grade school really respresenting the faith? How can one overcome a loss of faith from it? You may be confusing 'ideal' and 'real'?

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What song makes you stop dead in your tracks and you have to turn it up? ♪♫ "Slow ride... Take it easy! SLOW RIDE... TAKE IT EASY!!!" ♪♫ - [when driving, I'm *outta* there!] - ;-)

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How do you EAT cheese? .. "How do I eat cheese? Let me count the ways = I eat cheese that's creamed on bagels some mornings and scrambled with eggs and onions the next. On a ham or turkey sandwich for lunch when hungry, even a square on a Ritz for brunch when not. And dinner sometimes is rife with cheese! On salads, potatoes, or a bleu sauce over steak. And on a wedge of apple pie well after that a...

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Is your personal Truth connected with Absolute Truth? That's the hope, no?! ;-)

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Why has atheism never really caught on in the world? All this time on earth and less than 16 % total atheists? Because livin' without that crutch is usually all about a bitch?! ;-)

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What's so bad about cutting? I've tried to quit and failed, and now I can't even give myself reasons to try and stop again.... tell me why I should stop, please! Because you'll be thirty someday? ;-)

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What have you done now? Oh, well. The old same thing. ;-)

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At what point do you draw the line between conviction and stubborness? The threshold of reason. ;-)

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Would you forcibly try to prevent someone from committing suicide, even if you have to physically restrain him/her? For how long? ;-)

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Do you find it essential to have a beer every day? "Essential" = no; 'pleasurable' = indeed! - ;-)

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Do you know anybody still wearing suspender? ♪♫ "Well there's Grandpappy Amos and the girls and the boys and the family known as the real McCoys..." ♪♫ ;-)

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Is your Gallbladder and Appendix still inside ya? [Black market. (shhhh)] ;-)

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Can i make a PVC pontoon boat WTF not?! ;-)

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Does the bible state the exact number of elves in Santa's work shop or are we left to guess? "Santa" spelled sideways is "satan"! ;-)

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Does the bible state the exact number of elves in Santa's work shop or are we left to guess? The New Testament: Paul to the Romans IV:2-6 = "Verily, verily, I sayeth unto thou: Cast ye out the devils of unionized labour and embrace the 'per diem' employee whetherith it be in sunny Jerusalem with a lemonaide stand or a multi-national conglomerate situated at the north pole who only actively add to the GNP during the holidays but also insist on ridiculous totalitarian...

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Why is it that when people hear a rumor they smile and become so interested? Usually boring lives, no? ;-)

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Do you have an open mind? On any subject? Yup. Name any subject! ;-)

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I dreamed I had two kids (a boy and a girl) with the guy I least expected (he flirts with me but nothing is going on). We were at a lake and mountains with people I didnt know. What does this mean? Sounds like wishful dreaming to me! ;-)

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Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more? Not much into the 'medical model' of alcoholism, huh? ;-)

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Is it wrong and/or offensive to use the term "retard"? Both. "developmentally disabled" is now preferred when referring to or describing this impairment in mentation. However when using otherwise 'offensive' words exclusively with your pals, it's kinda lightweight! - ;-)

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What was your favorite subject when you were grade 9. For most of that year, Evelyn Barry! [She was a knock-out!] ;-)

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Is there any way to join the military before turning 17? Lie on your application. ;-)

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Gift cards this year for Christmas, yes or no? I make my own every year. [and not 'cause I'm cheap!] - ;-)

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What the names of reindeer in order from front to Santa's sleigh? Grumpy, Sneezy, Cumquat, D-Bag, DJ Felon, RR Cool Ray, Rudolph, Pol Pot, Scrotum and Head Cheese! - Whaddid I win?! - ;-)

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OBESITY : is it a disorder?, negligence, or a choice for some? .. Yes. ;-)

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Why men dont like overweight girls? They don't?! ;-)

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How can I stop my sweaters from pilling? Rehab? ;-)

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Why do statistics show that people get happier as they get older? Faulty statistics?! ;-)

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________________and that's how I knew I had a drinking problem. (complete the sentence) The Judge said treatment or ten years in stir... ;-)

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When you were little, what's something you called someone else, when you and your friends were 'making fun of them'? Well, "douchebag" was pretty popular! ;-)

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Where is the worst place to get stuck without toilet paper? I'd hope in a bathroom?! ;-)

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Have you flipped your calendar to December yet ? Do you see santa, winter scenes, or something else? Property tax bill is due. Bummer. ;-)

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Who dares me to go to the penalty box again? What do you do to get there, Matthewisdom? ;-)

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At what age should a child stop seeing their mother naked? Thirty-seven? ;-)

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Why do we tell fewer jokes when we get older? We do?! ;-)

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How many tattoos is too many tattoos? I have 1 tattoo of a dolphin on my ankle and I think that's enough because tattoos make it hard to find jobs and fit into society. Also, what is the worst part of the body to put a tattoo on? I think it's the neck I met a dude with (among others) a full-width tattoo of a Harley on his forehead! ;-)

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Why do girls act weird then then just start laughing for no reason? 'Cause your fly is down?! ;-)

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Christian.....will you be happy in heaven while loved ones are going to hell? Believer...another absurd consideration. ;-)

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Do you find higher level people online (in games or sites like this) more intimidating? Why? Naw. They likely just got more time? ;-)

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What is an emissions trading scheme? Venereal disease, keithold? ;-)

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Will vegetarians eat deer meat from hunting? If they're hungry enough? ;-)

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Is there music in Heaven? What does it sound like? No doubt "Stairway to Heaven", no?! ;-)

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Who “holds more water”..Muhammad or Joseph Smith? Neither! = Gunga Din! ;-)

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What would you do if you were sick with like the Swine Flu or something and your friend/co-worker who has a germ phobia sprays every single thing that you touch so they won't get sick? I got an amazing tolerance for ridiculous superstitions, so I'd likely just let 'em have at it! ;-)

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What's your greatest fears in life? Mine are to be old and alone and not be successful. Is this normal and do you think it will change with time I dunno. Fear itself? ;-)

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I'm a divorcee and I've taken a vow of chastity until marriage (or at least definite commitment). Is this a normal or even healthy thing? sidenote: Certainly it has helped with my emotional state, but men are men. Why not forget about "normal" and go with what works for you? ;-)

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Athesist! Do you belive in Jesus as a real person lived 2000 years ago? Believer! Yes. ;-)

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How do you convert a vegetarian into a meat eater? Withold sex?! ;-)

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Why are the American people up in arms about water boarding terrorists, but they have no complaints about the dismembering of US soldiers and civilians by terrorists? Wow! And your source of info is?

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Why do Democrats want to destroy America and bow to foreign nations? I dunno. Beat the Republicans to the same thing? ;-)

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Besides heaven what other fantasies do you believe in? That Bill Gates will select YOU as his new adopted son/daughter? Only if you buy Microsoft products and brush your teeth everyday...? ;-)

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What is your favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks song? ♪♫ "Christmas, Christmas Time for cheer Time for hope and time for beer..."♪♫ - [something like that?] - ;-)

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Have you ever pooped a balloon? You mean fulla heroin after crossing the border? ;-)

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What was your most traumatic experience as a child? Being pushed outta the womb, no doubt?! ;-)

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What is YOUR most desirable sandwich assembled with? I dunno. Loving hands? ;-)

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What do you dip your fish sticks in? I use ketchup Fish condoms?! ;-)

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What's one thing, that YOU have satisfactorily bought online? I had a whole eBay thing goin' years ago, buyin' and sellin' rare U.S. coins. There were a coupla' problems but overall, no biggie. It was fun! ;-)

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Would you rather be buried or cremated? I don't give a rat's ass! ;-)

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What happened to Discipline? Has a date with 'Bondage'? ;-)

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Why do couples cheat on each other more these days? I betcha it's *less* nowadays, overall. [One thing fer sure = the wild and wooley '80's are as dead as disco!] ;-)

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What happens to men and women when they divorce in their 50's? Does this happen often? Does the dude's junk atrophy? ;-)

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It's 11:11 central time... what do you wish for? Universal human understanding and global acceptance for all. [Too tall an order, huh?] ;-)

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Should the government decide how welfare recipients should use their money? I think the less government decides about anything, the better, keithold! ;-)

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I am having troubly believing my religeon. i am catholic but i dont believe that God created the world and a bunch of other stuff. I also go to a Catholic school and don't really believe everything we learn in class. What should i do? I dunno. Get used to it?! ;-)

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Is it safe to put cats on a vegan diet? Cats aren't a part of any animal's vegan diet = they're meat, for chrissakes! ;-)

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Does Evolution exist? That Harley V-twin debuted in '84, I think. ;-)

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Does Richard Simmons exist? "C'Mon, C'Mon, get up ladies...one, two, three...move that ass! You call those tits? I've seen better lumps in oatmeal..." - ;-)

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What's the difference between an Atheist and a Christian? The latter seem to possess a "holier-than-thou" attitude, for sure! I used to be slightly offended by it; now more amused. ;-)

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What would you do if you found someone had crashed your party? Oh, it's happened before. If they ain't over-the-top *ssholes, it's cool with me! ;-)

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I lost my diamond ring somewhere in my father's house. Could it be covered by his homeowner insurance? even though it's not his ring and the house and the policy are both in his name? thanks I betcha so if you were willing to lie?! ;-)

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What is wilder, a Bachelor Party or a Bachelorette Party? (Please provide examples of the term "wilder.)" Humor is welcome! My bet is that men are inherently bigger *ssholes than women, hence the most perverse parties? I went to one once and about 20 of us got tossed outta the restaurant! ;-)

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Is anyone else having pop up issues while clicking around on Answerbag? How do you rid of it? Just started for me recently. And they're resilient too = I've gotta click 'em two, three times for them to disappear! Bummer.

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How do I purchase earthquake insurance for my home? I dunno if it'd take anything more than a telephone call and a cheque? ;-)

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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Why? Natural disaster insurance is available! ;-)

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What do you think about AB members who never ask questions? Perhaps they lack imagination? No biggie. ;-)

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Is your pet getting a christmas present? Not this year.

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Can you name a song that mentions a color in the title? Did anyone mention "Ruby Tuesday" yet? ;-)

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How come people under 18 who are in movies like Harry Potter don't hae to go to school while everyone else has to?How did they become famous in the first place? The law's the same for all. ;-)

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Why is killing yourself (suicide) illegal, but abortion (killing someone else) legal? Since abortion is legal, shouldn't suicide be too? You're lookin' for logic in laws?! = Good luck! ;-)

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Is the rumor that everyone in the US will be required to have flood insurance correct? Boy! If it is I betcha the hilltop folks'll be pissed! ;-)

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Why was Satan created? To assume the role of a Judas' goat? To externalize "evil". ;-)

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All non-Christians are fools, for they deny the existence of the Biblical God (Pslam 14:1). What do you think? I think florid opinions are entertaining! ;-)

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Do we need natural disaster insurance? I dunno. If you the kind of person who feels better with that sorta thing, keithold. Like extended warranties. ;-)

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Atheists-do you know every theist has also been a theist initially? Its Gods gift to him now-would you love to receive it also? I gotta doubt your assertion here. Most religious folk who I know became that way via parental indoctrination, not any personal spiritual quest or intellectual choice based on review and comparison.

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2009 - If you do this, do you have your tree up? Lights outside up? Decorations up? If not, will you do it later, or do you not do any decorating for Christmas? If I ain't in a cohabitational relationship, I don't care! ;-)

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Do you think its weird that they changed the cookie monster to the veggie monster? Au contrare = all-too-predictable! ;-)

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Why are Muslims sometimes such animals in their actions? You never see Christians or Hindus or other peaceful followers do of religions do such horrible things Muslims do. You also never see condemnation of such actions by the mythical moderate Muslims. Gotta watch the stereotyping, dude. What if your mama was Muslim? ;-)

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Have you ever gotten so upset about something you started to shake? If so what? I never get that angry. Don't see the point? ;-)

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Do you like Victoria's Secret? Well, not on my friend's wives? ;-)

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Whats so bad about energy drinks,besides containing too much sugar and caffeine? What else is there? I guess the cost? ;-)

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Atheists-will you remain as an atheist till your end? I'm waitin' to be "reborn" down by the reeba. ;-)

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Do you think Mc Donalds is responsible for most of the over weight people in america. It is just a question nutin personal. I dunno. There were plenty of overweight folks before Mickie D's, et al, no? ;-)

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Would you want immortality? Why or why not? Nope. It'd devalue time. ;-)

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When was the last time you had a cold beer? What time is it now? ;-)

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Name something you would sell only if you were desperate for $$$$? My coin collection. Only if *starving*! ;-)

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Do you think its necessary to be an atheist to be able to research religions from a neutral perspective? Not at all! I think most folks can separate their feelings from objective reality, no? ;-)

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How do male actors control erections during nude love scenes? One sure-fire way = boff 'er beforehand?! ;-)

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Do you think it is OK To go to a bar and drink non alcoholic Beverages? Why not? They're largely to socialize, no? I mean just plain booze is cheaper at home! ;-)

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What kind of person pays money for a car warranty? Why are you 'rubbing it in', dude?! ;-)

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What are you doing for Christmas 2009 and New Year's 2010? Working both holidays this year. ;-)

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What color urine indicates good health? It ain't chartreuse! ;-)

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+6 Name one way in which our society has degraded morally. "Political correctness" is amoral, imho. ;-)

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Name a tropical fruit? Don Ho? ;-)

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How long have you been following marvel comics? I didn't know we were racing?! ;-)

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What was the most common Internet search in 2009? Yo mama? ;-)

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Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden? ♪♫ "Under the boardwalk... down by the seeeea...." ♪♫ - ;-)

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If you wanted out of the US armed forces, would politely refusing to follow any orders work? Toward the stockade entrance, sure! ;-)

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Are you a bookworm? Read lots, but I've always been just too cool for that! ;-)

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If you were to write a play, what would it be about? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Name one form of torture technique You keep your pinkie elevated?! ;-)

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In School What did you get straight A's in? "A"s, huh? "A"s?! I don't need no stinking "A"s! ;-)

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How do you overcome fear? Look at it straight in the eye without flinching and say, "Hey, Bud. Let's party!" - ;-)

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WHAT IS OSMOTIC PRESSURE I betcha the root is "osmosis"? ;-)

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Is there more than one type of humor? Judging by all my DRs, not on AB?! ;-)

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Should Sarah Jessica Parker race in the Kentucky Derby? No! She recently broke a fetlock! = not safe! ;-)

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Is hitchhiking as dangerous as people make it out to be? I could tell ya' a coupla' harrowing tales. But they were few and far between - and I've hitch-hiked lots as a kid. ;-)

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What in your opinion is harder to deal with Emotional/Verbal abuse or Physical (non sexual) Abuse? What difference does it make? = Anyone oughtta be outta there at the 1st instance of either one! No "deal with".

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What was the most powerful reform movement in america during the mid-1800's? Wipin' out the "Indians"? ;-)

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Have you ever wished that you just would not wake up oneday? Well, besides dying while resqueing a schoolbus fulla kids, that *is* the choicest way to go, huh? ;-)

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Men, at what age did you stop recklessly chasing girls and realize that there were more important things to do? (18 year old male seeking life advice) Great question showing fantastic insight! - Fifty-two. [Don't wait that long!] - ;-)

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How does not sleeping affect you the following day? I experience a 'derealization' that's reminiscent of the 'tail end' of an acid trip. ;-)

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What good do viruses do? Usually worth a coupla' 'sick days' off work? ;-)

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Why many women prefer to wear jeans instead of skirts? They're way more convienient, if not more comfortable, I'd bet! ;-)

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! Wow! That's like F'd up on about 18 different levels! - [just imho]

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Is it wrong if you know your gay but never do anything with the same sex? Man! I have no idea why some folks torture themselves this way?! You've *one life*, guy! = *This one*! ;-)

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Would you think that someone who obsesses over photo enforcement cameras is somehow mentally ill? Or a chronic speeder?! ;-)

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Whats the point of living if someone is hated by everyone? To broaden your horizons.

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Why couldn't all the kings horses and all the king men put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Incompetent management! ;-)

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Could you ever be a vegetarian? I between steak dinners, sure! ;-)

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What is your food allergy? Havin' no food? ;-)

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Where do you hide your naughty little secrets? Well certainly not all in the same place! ;-)

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I come across a book called Treasures of America and where to find them , it was by readers digest. i want to know if i can get one and where? Two places come to mind = Borders @ Amazon, and eBay. Have fun looking! ;-)

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Have you ever sold your car for more than you paid for? No such luck! - Kinda the opposite occurred once when I 'totaled' my car and still owed money on the note! - ;-)

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Under what situation would an atheist say,"God,what's the hell is going on!!!"? Well, I'm sure everyone can recognise the difference between a personal philosophy and a handy, thoughtless manner of expression, no?! - ;-)

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Are you in agreement with this verse, "you reap what you sow"? 1000% - ;-)

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Do you think that lovingly spanking your kids is abusive? Of course not!

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I can't sleep...does anyone have any home sleep remedies that don't involve pills? Someone mention autoerotica yet? ;-)

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Do/Did you live with both parents? Until dad split. [It was a oedipal thing (maybe?)] - ;-)

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Where can i get free music without paying Go to church? ;-)

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How Old is too old, for your adult Child to Still be living at Home? Thirty-seven? ;-)

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A man in a WalMart store got ticked off with someone's crying child and slapped it. He did not know the mother or child. What would you do if a stranger slapped your child? No vulgarities please. Bleed him. Without a sound. ;-)

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Gituitudt ytuik yidryidyfri cfgyi cfyi I hear ya', ma'. ;-)

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Is downloading free music wrong? It is if it's 'boy bands'! ;-)

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What is a acoustic guitar? It produces carbon dioxide instead of oxygen? ;-)

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What is your interpretation/feelings about what Kate Moss said in a recent interview, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." She's getting blasted for supposedly encouraging eating disorders. Yet another example of truly f*cked-up cultural priorities? ;-)

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Do your fingers go numb in the cold? Not if I'm holdin' my sweet baby's hands! [Or, in lieu, squeezing my hands tightly works too] ;-)

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Do you have a dark passenger/ hidden evil alter ego!!?? If so, please share! Ah, the Jungian "Shadow" archetype? = Very cool! Seriously, you wanna hang out thinkin' deep thoughts with Appollo all the time or break out dancin', drinkin' and whorein' with Dionysus instead?! ;-)

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What things did you collect as a child? Bad habits that adroitly followed me well into adulthood. ;-)

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What is the furthest you have ever traveled on bike and where did you go? A ~30 mile circle over the Golden Gate Bridge to follow the "scenic route" through San Francisco, dodging traffic, disregarding the rules of the road and generally acting like a true *sshole. It was a rush! ;-)

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Are you 1. currently wearing normal everyday clothes 2. wearing pajamas or gown 3. wearing nothing? I'm wearing absolutely nothing under my boxers and jeans right now (at work)! ;-)

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My friend always takes me to see our old alma mater play football every year. The problem is our team never wins. He e-mailed the Athletic Director about the problem and got only a form letter back. Should we continue making the trip? Why or why not? Aw, C'Mon, guy?! Is winning in that context really *that* big a deal in the greater scheme of things, i.e., life-long friendships?! - [loser] - [of course, just kidding with the "loser" thing] - ;-)

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Are babies always cute? The girls in their twenties, sure! ;-)

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What do you do when swine flu vaccine no longer works on the mutated virus? Drop ten and punt, keithold? ;-)

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When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember? My uncle Paul? ;-)

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3 days ago i got my ear peirced in the cartilidge and i was cleaning it td and the back fell off and the front came out alil bit so i tried to get it back in but it seemed stuck so i forced it alil it hurt alot and got really red will it get affected? Keeee-ryst! Leave the earring in place and apply peroxide with a Q-tip. If that don't work, you might be allergic. If it's hot & swollen, remove it and dry the ear, then apply antibiotic ointment covered with a bandaid overnight. Take morphine for pain as needed. Good luck! - [just jesting with the 'morphine' thing, of course!] - ;-)

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Would you know what light is if there was no darkenss? Uh-oh. Someone just cracked open a "Philosophy 101" text?! C'Mon = tell the truth?! - ;-)

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Are you currently wearing a watch or bracelet? I always know what time it is! ;-)

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Have you ever had your fingers caught in a mouse trap? Well, I've had my fingers caught in a coupla' places where they likely shouldn't have been, but no, never a mousetrap! ;-)

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What is the most annoying aspect of ferret ownership? The expensive dancing lessons?! ;-)

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What is a good company to get auto insurance through that is dependable, reputable and won't break the bank? Ah, fuggem! They're all crooks! ;-)

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Do people care about Tiger Woods car crash and, if so, why? Outside of the pointless human suffering, no, keithold, I really couldn't care less. ;-)

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How do you make chicken korma? Well, the chicken does nice things and then in exchange he gets good luck, right?! Ain't that how it works? ;-)

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What should I name my new Pet Gerbil Jake, Jr.? ;-)

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Should people who take cigarette breaks at work (outside of designated break times) be made to stay behind to make up for time "wasted", or should they have their pay docked according to how much time they spend smoking per day? Thoughts? Well, I'm paid to think and I'm thinkin' all the time, so I don't see how any of this could possibly effect my smoking at work! So lay off! ;-)

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You are allowed one topping or mix with your ice cream. What will it be? Another scoop of ice cream! ;-)

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What are some things you can do with a gerbil? You mean legally & morally?! ;-)

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How often do you look things up on Wikipedia? Close to daily, I guess? ;-)

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When did you last wear something blue? Gots my Wranglers (jeans and jacket) on right now! ;-)

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What sort of clothes are old ladies likely to wear? Support hose, keithold. ;-)

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Men. Do you use cologne or after shave on a regular basis? Yes, to work. ;-)

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How can you keep a mouse cage smelling decent? Get rid of the mice?! ;-)

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Who or what do you most associate with jazz? "The Bird" = Charles Parker, Jr.! ;-)

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What are 2 foods that absolutely do not go together. Doughnuts and beer? ;-)

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What does a cat usually think about? Female cats?! ;-)

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How high can hamsters jump? Depends on their motivation? ;-)

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What sort of motorist do you try to avoid driving next to? Those @#$%er-@#$%'in far left lane hoggers! ;-)

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I know some-one who seems to be having serious sleep problems and I'm really worried about them....they're staying up till 2 or 3 in the morning every night. Today they told me they had a headache..and I don't know what to do for them.Anyone? The 1st thing to think about (and hopefully quickly eliminate as a possibility) = is there a chance of street drugs?

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Philosopher-saint is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a saints, sinners and gurus party to celebrate his achievement? keithold! = Too much, dude! Thx! If you ever feel this exalted rank has gone to my head in any way; if you ever see that I'm beginning to lose a healthy humility, *please* DR me immediately?!! Thanks so much! ;-)

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What is a disadvantage of litmus milk medium in diagnostic tests The mustache? ;-)

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Do most people just follow the religion they were raised with? My guess? = Overwhelmingly so. ;-)

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Has anyone used mobil one atf in their toyota car,if so did it perform ok. Did it do as mobile claims it will ? I am thinking about useing it in my corolla auto tranny. I dunno what Mobile claims but I betcha just changing the ATF every 30K miles is waaay more important than if it's petroleum-based or not. ;-)

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How does pigmentation affect the drying time of nail polish, if at all? I betcha in direct sunlight, the darker colours dry more quickly? ;-)

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We all love a happy ending dont we? Yes! Because they're so rare in reality?! ;-)

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What race is discriminated against the most? Bicycles. Car and boat racing, etc. is well-accepted, but nobody seems to appreciate bikes! ;-)

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Is it correct to be non-judgemental actually? We "judge" everyday. Couldn't survive without a finely-honed sense of same. It's PRE-judgement (prejudice) that's erroneous, foolish and usually destructive. ;-)

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What does "life is 90% attitude, and only 10% reality" mean? Would you tell this to your kids? It's a realistic existential philosophy recognizing interpretation over perception. I'd only explain this to smart, well-grounded adolescents. ;-)

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When did the U.S. stop being a melting pot and become a million special-interest groups? And, are they helping or hurting the U.S. as a whole? "a million special interest groups" *is* a "melting pot"! ;-)

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Why do my cats bow their heads when I sing to them? Ecstasy? ;-)

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Why is homosexuality being embraced by society to the point where it's politically incorrect to say that it's wrong? Because it ain't? ;-)

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Where have all the anti-war people gone since Barack Obama became president? In the army to Iraq and Afghanistan, keithold? ;-)

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What is the hardest skateboard trick? I dunno. Keeping the emergency room bill under $1K?! ;-)

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If you know that God exists, how do you know? ♪♫ "'Cause the Bible tells me so..."♪♫ ;-)

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Is it true that the average life expectancy of a homosexual male is 43 years old? I'm not trying to be offensive, I actually read this somewhere. Don't flag. That's completely absurd, guy! ;-)

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Is it possible to make brandy at home? keithold, you surprize me! You can do anything you put your mind to! ;-)

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What is something you usually have seconds of? An intense buzz?! ;-)

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