Answerbag: Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard's answers

Answer to DO YOU LOVE PHILIPPINES?

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:35:43 -0700

DO YOU LOVE PHILIPPINES?

Is this an exercise in surrealism?

Answer to I hate my technology leader,he is the villain who i met until today in my life.

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 23:58:51 -0700

I hate my technology leader,he is the villain who i met until today in my life.

Lol wut?

Answer to Always treat a gun as if it is loaded? Never point a gun at a person unless you intend to shoot that person? Agree/Disagree Why?

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:23:05 -0700

Always treat a gun as if it is loaded? Never point a gun at a person unless you intend to shoot that person? Agree/Disagree Why?

Those are two of the four basic rules of gun handling and they should be treated like Gospel. I don't let anyone touch my guns unless they can recite the four rules back to me when prompted. In regards to the linked article, Lori Klein is clearly a retard.

Answer to What is your favorite song at the moment?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 14:09:41 -0700

What is your favorite song at the moment?

"You are the Apple" by Lady Lamb the Beekeeper. Link related: http://vimeo.com/16263725

Answer to I bought a bloods sweater

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:56:44 -0700

I bought a bloods sweater

So uh... don't wear it?

Answer to This is the worst day of my life I literally think I am gonna die especially if I see another pregnant girl

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 21:15:03 -0700

This is the worst day of my life I literally think I am gonna die especially if I see another pregnant girl

Please, for the sake of future generations, as well as for the love of God and all that is holy, don't have a child.

Answer to Do you still own vinyl records?

Thu, 05 May 2011 19:19:13 -0700

Do you still own vinyl records?

Yeah, and I listen to them regularly.

Answer to Who is Jesus to you?

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:42:04 -0700

Who is Jesus to you?

My gardener.

Answer to What past U.S President would you want to share a beer with?

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 13:56:37 -0700

What past U.S President would you want to share a beer with?

Teddy Goddamn Roosevelt. (I'm glad to see my personal hero is so popular on here).

Answer to Who's your favorite 'bad guy' in the movies/TV? Any particular role stand out?

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:45:20 -0700

Who's your favorite 'bad guy' in the movies/TV? Any particular role stand out?

My favorite villain isn't from a movie or tv show. He's from a point and click adventure game on the PC. Specifically, I'm referring to Gehn from the game Riven.

Answer to If you could create your own country in the world what would name it what type of government would you have?

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:13:31 -0800

If you could create your own country in the world what would name it what type of government would you have?

The Free Armed State of Volkenvania It would have the ultimate streamlined libertarian government.

Answer to Who is your favorite President of the United States?

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:32:02 -0800

Who is your favorite President of the United States?

Teddy Goddamn Roosevelt

Answer to If you lived by a quote, what would it be?

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 22:08:03 -0800

If you lived by a quote, what would it be?

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up...

Answer to What is one word that sums up your life as a whole?

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 11:30:11 -0800

What is one word that sums up your life as a whole?

Dreamy.

Answer to If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:23:39 -0800

If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?

Colt 1911 or Glock 17 Both are perfectly adequate for most scenarios requiring self-defense that a civilian would run into. Should things really go south: A Mossberg 590 or an AR-15.

Answer to Is santa gonna empty his sacks in your bedroom?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:31:09 -0800

Is santa gonna empty his sacks in your bedroom?

An untouched Gahendra-Henry rifle which I will work on restoring as my winter project. http://www.ima-usa.com/nepalese-gahendra-martini-henry-rifle-577-450-untouched.html

Answer to If you look straight on a Republican's eyes, what do you see?

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 13:43:04 -0800

If you look straight on a Republican's eyes, what do you see?

BAD PEPLE WHO SHULD FEEL BAD!!1!!!! THEY LIEK MONEY AND KILLING POOR PEPLE WITH THERE CORPORATIONS WHEN THEY TRY AND GET OILL AND WATCH FAUX NEWS!1!!11 RETHUGLICANS BAD! DEMOCRATS GOOD! But seriously, I see pupils. Just like I see when I look straight in Democrats' eyes, or Libertarians'...

Answer to Why do people buy guns?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:23:06 -0800

Why do people buy guns?

Because they are fun, as an investment, for self or home defense, for survival purposes, for collector's purposes, for hunting, for target shooting, etc. For me, it depends on the gun. I buy historical firearms for the collectability, value, and the historical "interesting-ness" of them. I also...

Answer to Can you sum up humanity in one word?

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 11:30:38 -0800

Can you sum up humanity in one word?

Wow... so many negative nancies out there... How about this: Carbon.

Answer to Why can't we send people who are terminally ill to war? They are going to die anyway

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:11:24 -0800

Why can't we send people who are terminally ill to war? They are going to die anyway

First of all, not everyone who goes to war dies. Ever hear of veterans? Secondly, terminally ill people would likely be combat ineffective. Attached image related...

Answer to Why can't we send people who are terminally ill to war? They are going to die anyway

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 10:09:41 -0800

Why can't we send people who are terminally ill to war? They are going to die anyway

dupe

Answer to If you discovered a new planet what would you call it?

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 00:16:14 -0700

If you discovered a new planet what would you call it?

Bonerland

Answer to What is the most daring thing you would like to do someday?

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:27:59 -0700

What is the most daring thing you would like to do someday?

Get in a shootout with Neo-Nazis on a nuclear submarine bound for New York harbor. ....and win.

Answer to What's an opinion or belief that you hold with which many people probably disagree?

Mon, 18 Oct 2010 00:39:04 -0700

What's an opinion or belief that you hold with which many people probably disagree?

Life has meaning.

Answer to What book should be banned?

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 10:54:09 -0700

What book should be banned?

None of them.

Answer to Do you personally think Americans are stupid?

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:16:48 -0700

Do you personally think Americans are stupid?

Holy stereotypes, Batman!

Answer to Are you sad that the world neglects God so much?

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 09:06:40 -0700

Are you sad that the world neglects God so much?

Isn't like 86% or so of the world's population made up of people who follow some form of religion? That hardly constitutes neglecting god, I'd think.

Answer to Did you start out where you are now politics-wise? Did you ever try on a different political philosophy for size to see if it fit better?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:04:00 -0700

Did you start out where you are now politics-wise? Did you ever try on a different political philosophy for size to see if it fit better?

I started out as a Christian, conspiracy-theorist uber-liberal. I supported Dennis Kucinich and seriously believed that George W. Bush was trying to establish a racist theocracy in the United States. Then, along with my "conversion" to agnosticism, I realized how deluded and authoritarian my...

Answer to Why do only racist white people hate Obama?

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:47:51 -0700

Why do only racist white people hate Obama?

This question stinks of trolldom. Has the novel thought that perhaps people oppose Obama because of his policies as opposed to something as inconsequential as his skin color ever crossed your mind, or is that puerile and over-used race card argument working so well for you that you keep playing...

Answer to Very soon the Supreme Court will decide if you have a right to conceal carry a handgun. Are you for it, against it, or don't care? And why?

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:27:12 -0700

Very soon the Supreme Court will decide if you have a right to conceal carry a handgun. Are you for it, against it, or don't care? And why?

Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South...

Answer to How come after twilight's success everyone wanted to use vampires, but after harry potter's success, everyone wasn't using wizards?

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 22:25:32 -0700

How come after twilight's success everyone wanted to use vampires, but after harry potter's success, everyone wasn't using wizards?

Vampire stories are more easily produced via cookie cutter than wizard stories.

Answer to What are some areas that you think your government should invest more money in?

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 22:24:54 -0700

What are some areas that you think your government should invest more money in?

I'd prefer a government that spends less, not more.

Answer to Do gay people getting married threaten your marriage?

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:39:40 -0700

Do gay people getting married threaten your marriage?

Nope, but my rotating harem of college sophomores I plan on maintaining when I'm 65 will probably threaten the marriages of others.

Answer to How would your life change if handguns were banned where you live?

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:37:59 -0700

How would your life change if handguns were banned where you live?

I'd be pissed that I would have to push my "well-dressed, stylish, vintage" zombie hunting operation underground. (See attached photo) http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4586183990_f19246b57f_b.jpg

Answer to Do you think fishing is inhumane?

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 07:45:15 -0700

Do you think fishing is inhumane?

No.

Answer to Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide?

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:20:16 -0700

Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide?

Necessary. If we had intended to carry out a genocide, we would have targeted Tokyo or any other city which was heavily populated by civilians. Nagasaki and Hiroshima were populated by civilians, but there was a cottage industry of military support in both towns. Imperial Japan was also...

Answer to What are listening too? If not listening to anything, what is your favorite song?

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:40:26 -0700

What are listening too? If not listening to anything, what is your favorite song?

Your Ex Lover is Dead- Stars Ageless Beauty- Stars When You Sleep- My Bloody Valentine Oh Goddamnit- Hot Hot Heat You are the One- Shiny Toy Guns Veronica Sawyer Smokes- AFI

Answer to Must a biography be about a famous person?

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:39:23 -0700

Must a biography be about a famous person?

Biographies can be written about anyone but ones about celebrities are more marketable.

Answer to What did you learn from your first summer job?

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:41:13 -0700

What did you learn from your first summer job?

I learned that nobody knows what printer they have at home, nobody knows the difference between an internal and external hard drive, and that hot girls really like to buy cutesy notebooks.

Answer to On a very dark night you find yourself in a alley of a high crime area, you hear a noise behind you, which would you like to have to feel safer: 1) a companion, 2) a cell phone, 3) a hand weapon of choice, or 4) a black belt in 3 martial arts?

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:06:32 -0700

On a very dark night you find yourself in a alley of a high crime area, you hear a noise behind you, which would you like to have to feel safer: 1) a companion, 2) a cell phone, 3) a hand weapon of choice, or 4) a black belt in 3 martial arts?

A gun, a companion, and a blackbelt to fall back on. But if I had to choose, I'd pick a gun.

Answer to If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 01:59:44 -0700

If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?

An AR-15 carbine.

Answer to Is recession a government conspiracy to get people to join the army ?

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:21:35 -0700

Is recession a government conspiracy to get people to join the army ?

No.

Answer to Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing?

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:01:32 -0700

Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing?

Rape isn't about guys getting so turned on they can't help themselves. It's about domination and power. Blaming the clothes a woman or girl wears is a dangerously slippery slope to a "blame the victim" mentality which is already prevalent in our society when dealing with rape.

Answer to What's your favorite kind of Handgun?

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:57:46 -0700

What's your favorite kind of Handgun?

I am really fond of my Mauser C96. http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4586183990_f19246b57f_b.jpg

Answer to What pistols have uniquely high attribute? example: desert eagle's power, the FN fiveseven's capacity.

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:55:55 -0700

What pistols have uniquely high attribute? example: desert eagle's power, the FN fiveseven's capacity.

The Mauser C96 Broomhandle has a uniquely high level of badassery. http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/images/58585.jpg

Answer to If you were a SWAT officer and had the choice of the 9mm beretta, the colt 1911, or the HK USP 45 which one would you choose and why?

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 10:50:13 -0700

If you were a SWAT officer and had the choice of the 9mm beretta, the colt 1911, or the HK USP 45 which one would you choose and why?

USP. Why? Because magazine capacity is > 1911 while still chambered in .45, which is arguably greater than 9mm. And in any firefight, you can truly never have enough gun.

Answer to What did your parents want you to be when you grew up?

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:43:56 -0700

What did your parents want you to be when you grew up?

Dad wanted me to be a heart surgeon. Mom wanted me to be a hair stylist. I'm on my way to becoming either a professor or a military officer. We'll just have to see when the time comes.

Answer to Religion should be banned?

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:42:32 -0700

Religion should be banned?

Wow, alot of freedom loving individuals here 0_o People should be free to believe whatever the hell they want or practice whatever religion they want as long as they don't hurt anyone else and every party consents. If they cross those lines, they should be punished by the rule of law, not by the...

Answer to How do you feel about Larry King ending his show?

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:21:28 -0700

How do you feel about Larry King ending his show?

Who? Eh, don't care.

Answer to In reference to firearms, what is the difference between a 'magazine' and a 'clip'?

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:49:34 -0700

In reference to firearms, what is the difference between a 'magazine' and a 'clip'?

A magazine is not a clip no matter what anyone tries to tell you. A magazine is a box from which cartridges are stripped into the action of a gun upon firing. A clip is a metal strip used to hold cartridges and load them into a magazine. For example. A Lee Enfield SMLE is fed from a magazine...

Answer to Which assault rifle do you prefer? AR-15 or AK-47 or Other.

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:44:49 -0700

Which assault rifle do you prefer? AR-15 or AK-47 or Other.

A stock AR-15 is more accurate and more customizable/modular than a stock AK-47. I like the AK, but I greatly prefer the AR.

Answer to Do you have a gun in your house? Where do you keep it?

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:40:20 -0700

Do you have a gun in your house? Where do you keep it?

I have 8 guns total. One of which cannot be fired and is on display. One is an archaic black powder pistol that is not of any danger to anyone and is on display. One is my home defense rifle which is always available to me in case of an emergency. The rest are mostly antique and curio/relic...

Answer to What were the hardest years of your life? How old were you?

Sun, 02 May 2010 18:33:43 -0700

What were the hardest years of your life? How old were you?

ages 16-18 were the worst but 13-15 were pretty bad too. 19-20 (now) has been the best.

Answer to Have you dialed 911 before?

Sun, 02 May 2010 13:51:27 -0700

Have you dialed 911 before?

Several times. Once to report a bunch of street racer teens that were trying to drag an old man out of his car. Once to report a guy that was beating up a woman on the side of the road. He turned out to be an illegal immigrant who had previously murdered another woman. Once to report a fire. ...

Answer to Who are some cool old guys (dead or alive)?

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:03:45 -0700

Who are some cool old guys (dead or alive)?

Theodore Roosevelt is the coolest dead guy ever.

Answer to Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary?

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:23:47 -0700

Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary?

In defense of myself, my family, my friends, my country, or someone who was under attack and deadly force was necessary to protect them.

Answer to Would elimination of the word "hatred" eventually result in elimination of the destructive emotion it describes?

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 13:31:43 -0700

Would elimination of the word "hatred" eventually result in elimination of the destructive emotion it describes?

Ungood doubleplus ungood.

Answer to Why is America such a violent country?

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:05:35 -0800

Why is America such a violent country?

Hell, I don't know. Why is Sudan so violent? What about Iran? We are pretty tame compared to some of the other hell holes in the world.

Answer to how many of you are thinking of giving up rather than deal with the changes?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:31:41 -0800

how many of you are thinking of giving up rather than deal with the changes?

All the appeal that answerbag used to have for me is gone, and I really don't see how they could possibly bring it back, short of reverting to the old answerbag (which I know they won't do, even if every one of us left). If things don't get any better, which I doubt they will, I'm gone, and...

Answer to Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:12:36 -0800

Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB?

Yeah, I'm probably gonna be leaving soon. It was fun while it lasted. Maybe I'll get more work done now that my 2nd favorite website has been f*cked all to hell and rendered completely unusable and unfun. Oh, and I dare you to call me a whiner, or tell me to "give it a chance."

Answer to Myself and many other ABers hate this. Can we have the old AB back??

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:42:04 -0800

Myself and many other ABers hate this. Can we have the old AB back??

Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one... The new answerbag is an absolute CLUSTERF*CK. Seriously. Look at this. It looks like a Mac store had an orgy with over 9000 giant bags of suck and fail, and had this nasty baby that they can't quite tell who the actual daddy is, so they are just assuming...

Answer to What is your favourite sandwitch filling? Mine is Chicken and stuffing

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:42:57 -0800

What is your favourite sandwitch filling? Mine is Chicken and stuffing

Salami, pepperoni, and provologne.

Answer to I have a mantle clock that is whitish in color it's Satan in a tree looking at two cherubs making one whisper into the other ones ear. it's mark is HB&C Choisy Le-Roi France.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:42:02 -0800

I have a mantle clock that is whitish in color it's Satan in a tree looking at two cherubs making one whisper into the other ones ear. it's mark is HB&C Choisy Le-Roi France.

That's awesome, how much do you want for it?

Answer to Which ABer is the silliest?=P

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:41:42 -0800

Which ABer is the silliest?=P

CaRbOnPrOdUcT

Answer to What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wizard"?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:41:28 -0800

What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wizard"?

WIZARDOCRACY

Answer to Attention please! this is our 1st annual Craziest Picture Contest! post the silliest pic of yourself that you can find, and let other ABers "vote" for you by giving you points. (the pic with the most points is winning) ENTER NOW! =)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:37:07 -0800

Attention please! this is our 1st annual Craziest Picture Contest! post the silliest pic of yourself that you can find, and let other ABers "vote" for you by giving you points. (the pic with the most points is winning) ENTER NOW! =)

This is me wearing angel wings and a halo about to whack someone with a wrench.

Answer to Do what?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:27:53 -0800

Do what?

Plumb yonder I reckon, directly!

Answer to Which ABer is the biggest flirt?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:27:41 -0800

Which ABer is the biggest flirt?

Icy.

Answer to What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:59:33 -0800

What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol

Firm grip, two pumps, and I look the pumpee dead in the eye with my five o-clock shadowed face to establish my dominance.

Answer to Who on AB is probably hiding a dead body in their closet?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:11:48 -0800

Who on AB is probably hiding a dead body in their closet?

I would say Jesus is God, but that would be mean. In that case, Moongrim. Definitely Moongrim. Or maybe Keithold, he is soooo mysterious after all.

Answer to What device r u using right now to browse the web?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:59:14 -0800

What device r u using right now to browse the web?

My P.O.S. 3 year old refurbished laptop that barely works.

Answer to What are the dangers of TSS?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:44:28 -0800

What are the dangers of TSS?

Death, for one.

Answer to Do you have your tongue pierced?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:35:24 -0800

Do you have your tongue pierced?

No, but wouldn't that be rad?

Answer to If you could write a book what type of book would it be? And what would it be about?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:29:51 -0800

If you could write a book what type of book would it be? And what would it be about?

I've been working on a young adult novel for the past year or so (plus some other stuff). It's called "The Hypnonaut: A Pan-dimensional Love Story" and it's about a college freshman who becomes addicted to lucid dreaming and uses it as a substitute for a...

Answer to Quran 4.34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished." How do you feel about the wisdom of such teachings within modern multicultural society?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:00:13 -0800

Quran 4.34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished." How do you feel about the wisdom of such teachings within modern multicultural society?

Hard to take that one out of context, lol. It's indefensible.

Answer to If you go over the rainbow bridge where will you be?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:53:07 -0800

If you go over the rainbow bridge where will you be?

In the magical mushroom forest.

Answer to OK, lets play a game.....how about you put down some song lyrics and I will try to guess the artist. Anyone game?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:51:03 -0800

OK, lets play a game.....how about you put down some song lyrics and I will try to guess the artist. Anyone game?

dawn we'll cast the briers as fauns Me and Penny Bloods'll dream kings hushed by the mud House, set spiders to her blouse Set the straw alive, my black and slithey bride This was a house of hope, bitten hands, and hopscotch

Answer to What about you, what are you thinking?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:50:07 -0800

What about you, what are you thinking?

About the same thing :-/

Answer to Are incessant questions about birth control pills annoying as...? ;-)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:46:50 -0800

Are incessant questions about birth control pills annoying as...? ;-)

...2012 questions?

Answer to I believe in _________________?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:38:55 -0800

I believe in _________________?

the power of the lulz.

Answer to Anyone else hate nancy grace? -.-

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:35:50 -0800

Anyone else hate nancy grace? -.-

Bleh.

Answer to When will Answerbag's new features be available?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:34:31 -0800

When will Answerbag's new features be available?

Friday is what I have heard.

Answer to What is the worst thing that has happened to you because of religion?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:26:10 -0800

What is the worst thing that has happened to you because of religion?

I was emotionally and psychologically tortured by my peers and certain family members for about 12 years.

Answer to What is the best thing about your religion? (just one)

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:21:23 -0800

What is the best thing about your religion? (just one)

I don't have to follow any rituals, I can sleep in on Sundays, and I don't have to pray 5 times a day. Best of all, I don't live in constant fear of being hurled into a flaming pit of despair when I die if I slip up.

Answer to Who is the greatest band of all time.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:18:26 -0800

Who is the greatest band of all time.

Brokencyde are the finest musicians to ever walk the planet. Their talents are exceeded by no other, and their lyrics offer profound insight into the human condition. Video related.

Answer to Can you guess what i'm thinking right now?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:02:04 -0800

Can you guess what i'm thinking right now?

About love?

Answer to I need to go to bed but I have diarrhea and the only time my stomach hurts is when I'm laying down, I'm fine as long as I'm sitting up. What can I do? I have work in the morning.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:50:16 -0800

I need to go to bed but I have diarrhea and the only time my stomach hurts is when I'm laying down, I'm fine as long as I'm sitting up. What can I do? I have work in the morning.

Pepto Bismol always works for me. They make swallowable caplets if you can't handle that awful chalky flavor.

Answer to Would you like your orgasm to last for a day or so instead of just a short time?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:45:41 -0800

Would you like your orgasm to last for a day or so instead of just a short time?

Who wouldn't? Although I'm sure that could make day to day living sort of awkward for those around us!

Answer to What is your reading level ( just asking)?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:44:54 -0800

What is your reading level ( just asking)?

I've had God Tier reading skills since I was in kindergarten. I first read Orwell when I was 9.

Answer to Have you seen Jeff Dunham, if so did you think he was funny?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:36:26 -0800

Have you seen Jeff Dunham, if so did you think he was funny?

Meh, I don't like him that much. I predict his show won't last long.

Answer to Who is your favorite silent movie comedian?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:28:07 -0800

Who is your favorite silent movie comedian?

Buster Keaton was amazing. Also Keaton > Chaplin.

Answer to Sex on the first date?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:24:28 -0800

Sex on the first date?

Not for me.

Answer to Whats it mean when your boyfriend come over and falls asleep most of the time when he comes over?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:23:25 -0800

Whats it mean when your boyfriend come over and falls asleep most of the time when he comes over?

Maybe he's just tired. My ex girlfriend used to give me hell because I would fall asleep every time I came over her house. It wasn't because she was boring, it was because I was taking 19 credit hours and sleeping for less than 3 hours a night, but she didn't quite...

Answer to Are you single? How old are you?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:21:52 -0800

Are you single? How old are you?

Single and 19, on the cusp of 20.

Answer to I am gone to guess the world will end in 2666. What is your guess?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:20:09 -0800

I am gone to guess the world will end in 2666. What is your guess?

Probably around 500million AD. That's when the Sun will go supernova, if I remember correctly.

Answer to Does any 1 think that the worlds going to end in 2012?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:14:18 -0800

Does any 1 think that the worlds going to end in 2012?

No one with any intelligence.

Answer to If somebody swears/Cusses alot does it alter your perception of them?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:58:15 -0800

If somebody swears/Cusses alot does it alter your perception of them?

Nope. I know plenty of geniuses who cuss constantly, even more than I do!

Answer to Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:55:04 -0800

Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head?

Hello friend I am mr. steven amonpopoulous and i hear for u tax problems? frosted butt cereal will make do the provider of no more problems of the rear? Expel you the foul gasses from the butt? NO MORE frosted butt tax cereal make well when the foul gases expel from the rear so make time...

Answer to How often do you use obscene language?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:51:36 -0800

How often do you use obscene language?

Alot.

Answer to What was this?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:47:46 -0800

What was this?

That was Jesus coming back. Me and you and Symbeline and CarBaonsnNBProdOCuct are still here, and obviously screwed.