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DO YOU LOVE PHILIPPINES? Is this an exercise in surrealism?

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I hate my technology leader,he is the villain who i met until today in my life. Lol wut?

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Always treat a gun as if it is loaded? Never point a gun at a person unless you intend to shoot that person? Agree/Disagree Why? Those are two of the four basic rules of gun handling and they should be treated like Gospel. I don't let anyone touch my guns unless they can recite the four rules back to me when prompted. In regards to the linked article, Lori Klein is clearly a retard.

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What is your favorite song at the moment? "You are the Apple" by Lady Lamb the Beekeeper. Link related: http://vimeo.com/16263725

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I bought a bloods sweater So uh... don't wear it?

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This is the worst day of my life I literally think I am gonna die especially if I see another pregnant girl Please, for the sake of future generations, as well as for the love of God and all that is holy, don't have a child.

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Do you still own vinyl records? Yeah, and I listen to them regularly.

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Who is Jesus to you? My gardener.

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What past U.S President would you want to share a beer with? Teddy Goddamn Roosevelt. (I'm glad to see my personal hero is so popular on here).

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Who's your favorite 'bad guy' in the movies/TV? Any particular role stand out? My favorite villain isn't from a movie or tv show. He's from a point and click adventure game on the PC. Specifically, I'm referring to Gehn from the game Riven.

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If you could create your own country in the world what would name it what type of government would you have? The Free Armed State of Volkenvania It would have the ultimate streamlined libertarian government.

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Who is your favorite President of the United States? Teddy Goddamn Roosevelt

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If you lived by a quote, what would it be? "It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the...

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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole? Dreamy.

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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice? Colt 1911 or Glock 17 Both are perfectly adequate for most scenarios requiring self-defense that a civilian would run into. Should things really go south: A Mossberg 590 or an AR-15.

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Is santa gonna empty his sacks in your bedroom? An untouched Gahendra-Henry rifle which I will work on restoring as my winter project. http://www.ima-usa.com/nepalese-gahendra-martini-henry-rifle-577-450-untouched.html

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If you look straight on a Republican's eyes, what do you see? BAD PEPLE WHO SHULD FEEL BAD!!1!!!! THEY LIEK MONEY AND KILLING POOR PEPLE WITH THERE CORPORATIONS WHEN THEY TRY AND GET OILL AND WATCH FAUX NEWS!1!!11 RETHUGLICANS BAD! DEMOCRATS GOOD! But seriously, I see pupils. Just like I see when I look straight in Democrats' eyes, or Libertarians' eyes, or whatever. Not some mystical aura that defines their character in the context of a broadly...

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Why do people buy guns? Because they are fun, as an investment, for self or home defense, for survival purposes, for collector's purposes, for hunting, for target shooting, etc. For me, it depends on the gun. I buy historical firearms for the collectability, value, and the historical "interesting-ness" of them. I also buy modern weapons for plinking, target shooting, and defensive purposes.

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Can you sum up humanity in one word? Wow... so many negative nancies out there... How about this: Carbon.

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Why can't we send people who are terminally ill to war? They are going to die anyway First of all, not everyone who goes to war dies. Ever hear of veterans? Secondly, terminally ill people would likely be combat ineffective. Attached image related...

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Why can't we send people who are terminally ill to war? They are going to die anyway dupe

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If you discovered a new planet what would you call it? Bonerland

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What is the most daring thing you would like to do someday? Get in a shootout with Neo-Nazis on a nuclear submarine bound for New York harbor. ....and win.

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What's an opinion or belief that you hold with which many people probably disagree? Life has meaning.

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What book should be banned? None of them.

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Do you personally think Americans are stupid? Holy stereotypes, Batman!

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Are you sad that the world neglects God so much? Isn't like 86% or so of the world's population made up of people who follow some form of religion? That hardly constitutes neglecting god, I'd think.

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Did you start out where you are now politics-wise? Did you ever try on a different political philosophy for size to see if it fit better? I started out as a Christian, conspiracy-theorist uber-liberal. I supported Dennis Kucinich and seriously believed that George W. Bush was trying to establish a racist theocracy in the United States. Then, along with my "conversion" to agnosticism, I realized how deluded and authoritarian my beliefs were and I took a swing to the classical liberal/lowercase l libertarian side.

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Why do only racist white people hate Obama? This question stinks of trolldom. Has the novel thought that perhaps people oppose Obama because of his policies as opposed to something as inconsequential as his skin color ever crossed your mind, or is that puerile and over-used race card argument working so well for you that you keep playing it instead of possibly coming up with an original claim of your own? Don't answer that. I already...

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Very soon the Supreme Court will decide if you have a right to conceal carry a handgun. Are you for it, against it, or don't care? And why? Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, and Wyoming (and soon to be Iowa)...

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How come after twilight's success everyone wanted to use vampires, but after harry potter's success, everyone wasn't using wizards? Vampire stories are more easily produced via cookie cutter than wizard stories.

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What are some areas that you think your government should invest more money in? I'd prefer a government that spends less, not more.

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Do gay people getting married threaten your marriage? Nope, but my rotating harem of college sophomores I plan on maintaining when I'm 65 will probably threaten the marriages of others.

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How would your life change if handguns were banned where you live? I'd be pissed that I would have to push my "well-dressed, stylish, vintage" zombie hunting operation underground. (See attached photo) http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4586183990_f19246b57f_b.jpg

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Do you think fishing is inhumane? No.

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Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide? Necessary. If we had intended to carry out a genocide, we would have targeted Tokyo or any other city which was heavily populated by civilians. Nagasaki and Hiroshima were populated by civilians, but there was a cottage industry of military support in both towns. Imperial Japan was also culturally ingrained with a strict Bushido code that forbade surrender at any cost. Dropping the bombs...

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What are listening too? If not listening to anything, what is your favorite song? Your Ex Lover is Dead- Stars Ageless Beauty- Stars When You Sleep- My Bloody Valentine Oh Goddamnit- Hot Hot Heat You are the One- Shiny Toy Guns Veronica Sawyer Smokes- AFI

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Must a biography be about a famous person? Biographies can be written about anyone but ones about celebrities are more marketable.

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What did you learn from your first summer job? I learned that nobody knows what printer they have at home, nobody knows the difference between an internal and external hard drive, and that hot girls really like to buy cutesy notebooks.

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On a very dark night you find yourself in a alley of a high crime area, you hear a noise behind you, which would you like to have to feel safer: 1) a companion, 2) a cell phone, 3) a hand weapon of choice, or 4) a black belt in 3 martial arts? A gun, a companion, and a blackbelt to fall back on. But if I had to choose, I'd pick a gun.

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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice? An AR-15 carbine.

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Is recession a government conspiracy to get people to join the army ? No.

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Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing? Rape isn't about guys getting so turned on they can't help themselves. It's about domination and power. Blaming the clothes a woman or girl wears is a dangerously slippery slope to a "blame the victim" mentality which is already prevalent in our society when dealing with rape.

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What's your favorite kind of Handgun? I am really fond of my Mauser C96. http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4029/4586183990_f19246b57f_b.jpg

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What pistols have uniquely high attribute? example: desert eagle's power, the FN fiveseven's capacity. The Mauser C96 Broomhandle has a uniquely high level of badassery. http://www.gunslot.com/files/gunslot/images/58585.jpg

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If you were a SWAT officer and had the choice of the 9mm beretta, the colt 1911, or the HK USP 45 which one would you choose and why? USP. Why? Because magazine capacity is > 1911 while still chambered in .45, which is arguably greater than 9mm. And in any firefight, you can truly never have enough gun.

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What did your parents want you to be when you grew up? Dad wanted me to be a heart surgeon. Mom wanted me to be a hair stylist. I'm on my way to becoming either a professor or a military officer. We'll just have to see when the time comes.

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Religion should be banned? Wow, alot of freedom loving individuals here 0_o People should be free to believe whatever the hell they want or practice whatever religion they want as long as they don't hurt anyone else and every party consents. If they cross those lines, they should be punished by the rule of law, not by the inability to practice their religion in the first place.

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How do you feel about Larry King ending his show? Who? Eh, don't care.

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In reference to firearms, what is the difference between a 'magazine' and a 'clip'? A magazine is not a clip no matter what anyone tries to tell you. A magazine is a box from which cartridges are stripped into the action of a gun upon firing. A clip is a metal strip used to hold cartridges and load them into a magazine. For example. A Lee Enfield SMLE is fed from a magazine which is charged by two five round stripper clips. M-16 magazines can be charged from 3 10-round...

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Which assault rifle do you prefer? AR-15 or AK-47 or Other. A stock AR-15 is more accurate and more customizable/modular than a stock AK-47. I like the AK, but I greatly prefer the AR.

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Do you have a gun in your house? Where do you keep it? I have 8 guns total. One of which cannot be fired and is on display. One is an archaic black powder pistol that is not of any danger to anyone and is on display. One is my home defense rifle which is always available to me in case of an emergency. The rest are mostly antique and curio/relic rifles and pistols that are in a storage locker.

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What were the hardest years of your life? How old were you? ages 16-18 were the worst but 13-15 were pretty bad too. 19-20 (now) has been the best.

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Have you dialed 911 before? Several times. Once to report a bunch of street racer teens that were trying to drag an old man out of his car. Once to report a guy that was beating up a woman on the side of the road. He turned out to be an illegal immigrant who had previously murdered another woman. Once to report a fire. And once more to report a man beating on a woman at a gas station.

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Who are some cool old guys (dead or alive)? Theodore Roosevelt is the coolest dead guy ever.

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Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary? In defense of myself, my family, my friends, my country, or someone who was under attack and deadly force was necessary to protect them.

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Would elimination of the word "hatred" eventually result in elimination of the destructive emotion it describes? Ungood doubleplus ungood.

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Why is America such a violent country? Hell, I don't know. Why is Sudan so violent? What about Iran? We are pretty tame compared to some of the other hell holes in the world.

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how many of you are thinking of giving up rather than deal with the changes? All the appeal that answerbag used to have for me is gone, and I really don't see how they could possibly bring it back, short of reverting to the old answerbag (which I know they won't do, even if every one of us left). If things don't get any better, which I doubt they will, I'm gone, and this used to be my favorite website too :*-(

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Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB? Yeah, I'm probably gonna be leaving soon. It was fun while it lasted. Maybe I'll get more work done now that my 2nd favorite website has been f*cked all to hell and rendered completely unusable and unfun. Oh, and I dare you to call me a whiner, or tell me to "give it a chance."

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Myself and many other ABers hate this. Can we have the old AB back?? Okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one... The new answerbag is an absolute CLUSTERF*CK. Seriously. Look at this. It looks like a Mac store had an orgy with over 9000 giant bags of suck and fail, and had this nasty baby that they can't quite tell who the actual daddy is, so they are just assuming it's some kind of gooey orgy-baby mutant. This makes me miss downrates!

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What is your favourite sandwitch filling? Mine is Chicken and stuffing Salami, pepperoni, and provologne.

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I have a mantle clock that is whitish in color it's Satan in a tree looking at two cherubs making one whisper into the other ones ear. it's mark is HB&C Choisy Le-Roi France. That's awesome, how much do you want for it?

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Which ABer is the silliest?=P CaRbOnPrOdUcT

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wizard"? WIZARDOCRACY

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Attention please! this is our 1st annual Craziest Picture Contest! post the silliest pic of yourself that you can find, and let other ABers "vote" for you by giving you points. (the pic with the most points is winning) ENTER NOW! =) This is me wearing angel wings and a halo about to whack someone with a wrench.

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Do what? Plumb yonder I reckon, directly!

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Which ABer is the biggest flirt? Icy.

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What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol Firm grip, two pumps, and I look the pumpee dead in the eye with my five o-clock shadowed face to establish my dominance.

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Who on AB is probably hiding a dead body in their closet? I would say Jesus is God, but that would be mean. In that case, Moongrim. Definitely Moongrim. Or maybe Keithold, he is soooo mysterious after all.

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What device r u using right now to browse the web? My P.O.S. 3 year old refurbished laptop that barely works.

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What are the dangers of TSS? Death, for one.

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Do you have your tongue pierced? No, but wouldn't that be rad?

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If you could write a book what type of book would it be? And what would it be about? I've been working on a young adult novel for the past year or so (plus some other stuff). It's called "The Hypnonaut: A Pan-dimensional Love Story" and it's about a college freshman who becomes addicted to lucid dreaming and uses it as a substitute for a social/romantic life.

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Quran 4.34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished." How do you feel about the wisdom of such teachings within modern multicultural society? Hard to take that one out of context, lol. It's indefensible.

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If you go over the rainbow bridge where will you be? In the magical mushroom forest.

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OK, lets play a game.....how about you put down some song lyrics and I will try to guess the artist. Anyone game? dawn we'll cast the briers as fauns Me and Penny Bloods'll dream kings hushed by the mud House, set spiders to her blouse Set the straw alive, my black and slithey bride This was a house of hope, bitten hands, and hopscotch

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What about you, what are you thinking? About the same thing :-/

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Are incessant questions about birth control pills annoying as...? ;-) ...2012 questions?

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I believe in _________________? the power of the lulz.

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Anyone else hate nancy grace? -.- Bleh.

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When will Answerbag's new features be available? Friday is what I have heard.

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What is the worst thing that has happened to you because of religion? I was emotionally and psychologically tortured by my peers and certain family members for about 12 years.

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What is the best thing about your religion? (just one) I don't have to follow any rituals, I can sleep in on Sundays, and I don't have to pray 5 times a day. Best of all, I don't live in constant fear of being hurled into a flaming pit of despair when I die if I slip up.

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Who is the greatest band of all time. Brokencyde are the finest musicians to ever walk the planet. Their talents are exceeded by no other, and their lyrics offer profound insight into the human condition. Video related.

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Can you guess what i'm thinking right now? About love?

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I need to go to bed but I have diarrhea and the only time my stomach hurts is when I'm laying down, I'm fine as long as I'm sitting up. What can I do? I have work in the morning. Pepto Bismol always works for me. They make swallowable caplets if you can't handle that awful chalky flavor.

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Would you like your orgasm to last for a day or so instead of just a short time? Who wouldn't? Although I'm sure that could make day to day living sort of awkward for those around us!

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What is your reading level ( just asking)? I've had God Tier reading skills since I was in kindergarten. I first read Orwell when I was 9.

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Have you seen Jeff Dunham, if so did you think he was funny? Meh, I don't like him that much. I predict his show won't last long.

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Who is your favorite silent movie comedian? Buster Keaton was amazing. Also Keaton > Chaplin.

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Sex on the first date? Not for me.

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Whats it mean when your boyfriend come over and falls asleep most of the time when he comes over? Maybe he's just tired. My ex girlfriend used to give me hell because I would fall asleep every time I came over her house. It wasn't because she was boring, it was because I was taking 19 credit hours and sleeping for less than 3 hours a night, but she didn't quite understand. Try asking him, he could very well be in the same or similar boat as the one I was in.

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Are you single? How old are you? Single and 19, on the cusp of 20.

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I am gone to guess the world will end in 2666. What is your guess? Probably around 500million AD. That's when the Sun will go supernova, if I remember correctly.

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Does any 1 think that the worlds going to end in 2012? No one with any intelligence.

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If somebody swears/Cusses alot does it alter your perception of them? Nope. I know plenty of geniuses who cuss constantly, even more than I do!

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Tell me the weirdest thing you can think of, off the top of your head? Hello friend I am mr. steven amonpopoulous and i hear for u tax problems? frosted butt cereal will make do the provider of no more problems of the rear? Expel you the foul gasses from the butt? NO MORE frosted butt tax cereal make well when the foul gases expel from the rear so make time friend and for sale i give you only 120000000 dinar! thank u in conclusion, excuse spell: i...

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How often do you use obscene language? Alot.

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What was this? That was Jesus coming back. Me and you and Symbeline and CarBaonsnNBProdOCuct are still here, and obviously screwed.

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What always reminds you of your childhood? The bands Ace of Base and Third Eye Blind.

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I hate the movie "The High School Musical". Does anyone else feel this way or am I alone? It sucks. It would be redeemed if it had zombies.

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What religious belief are you? I'm an Impressedbeterian.

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Why is it so hard to find someone who loves you as much as you love them? Wow... Good question. Answer that one, and I think you've discovered the keys to the universe.

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You don't love me don't you? I deny honeymoon! I deny honeymoon! running rampant into those almost climactic suites yelling Radio belly! Cat shovel!

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Should the women be equal to the men in general why and why not? Yes. There isn't any reason why they shouldn't be. Men are not superior to women and women are not superior to men.

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What countries have you visited? Live in the US. I've visited Mexico, Grand Cayman Island, and every Island of the Carribean (well, most of them).

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Sometimes i get so sad and stressed out around Christmas. Does anyone else? Absolutely miserable.

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I just realized that I have sexy legs and a brain! What do you have? Clean socks and the remnants of a Nyquil coma.

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A Crazy person just made Swami Yo!!!...and it was Me!!!! TjoeBaxter/BanginBaxter is now Swami...what do you think about that Yo?(That's Funstuff)!!! Yay! Congrats!

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Are you satisfied with your life right now (10.12.2009)? Why or why not? It could be better, but it could also be worse. I'm pleased enough.

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I think I have an office bully. This "bully" may not be aware of their actions. Mostly its bad vibes, glares and ballooning peoples faults. They interrupt me as I am helping customers making me look and feel incompetent. I also feel judged Report them to your boss. If it is your boss, report him or her to the regional manager, if there is one.

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This place is so full of atheist banter...where my agnostic heads at? Hi!

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Too atheists and agnostics: Do you ever wish you could believe so that you could fit in better? No.

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What would your opinion be of a group who simply called themselves "Believers in the Cause"? I would assume they are a cult and wonder what the "cause" is.

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How many weapons do you have? Please list them all. (2009-12-09) I have a couple of guns, knives, and a sword or two, but sadly they were all lost in a tragic boating accident :-(

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What is the overarching theme of the Bible. There really isn't one. The Bible is a collection of often disparate writings that all have their own specific individual contexts.

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Which weapon out of these choices would you choose for zombie apocalypse? Take into account portability, ammunition consumption, and ease of use. 1). 9mm pistol 2). 12 gauge shotgun 3). sniper rifle 4.) Chainsaw 5). AK-47 6). Uzi 7). M-16 8.) .357 magnum I'd use my AR-15 (next best thing to an M-16) One shot per trigger pull, a large magazine with lightweight ammo, powerful round, and I know how to use it. Picture related, it's my zombie survival gear.

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Do you ever pray to a God you don't believe in? I'm not ashamed to admit that I have.

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Where can i cary my gun in with a permit. No federal buildings. No businesses that forbid it. Try this website for more info: http://www.carryconcealed.net/

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Describe yourself in 5 words or less Pretty darn interesting, thanks.

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If you were to be transformed into an object what would you be and what would you never want to be +++ Why? A bookshelf. I like books.

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Have you ever created an AB account just to piss people off? Because I have no other explanation for some people on here.. Nope, this is the one and only account I've had for over a year, and anyone I've ever pissed off probably didn't get my sense of humor. Or they are just dicks.

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How long would your dream penis be? I'm happy where I'm at, thankya.

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What's the most amount of orgasms you've had in one day? Probably like 10.

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How much would you have to be paid to eat a rat? Depends. Is this a cooked rat we are talkin' about here?

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HEY EVERY BODY! Go watch a movie called "Jesus Camp". Tell me what you think. Seen it. What do you want to know?

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How well can you eat with chopsticks? Well enough to not starve to death if I was forced to eat with them for the rest of my life.

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Does God exist? Who knows?

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How many sleeping pill to kill a 200 lb old man? Please don't kill yourself/an elderly person under your care.

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Who? Where? and When was the cell wall of a plant discoverd? I'm pretty sure it was Robert Hooke when he looked at a slice of cork under his microscope sometime in the 1600's.

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Do you make a better friend or lover? I'm more of a perfect stranger.

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Get off of me you_______________! you loathsome cod! You irksome unwashed mutton! You cranky, crusty, son of a spokesman for unfathomable debaucheries!

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Hey you spilled your___________________? goblet of monkey brains. Allow me to assist you with that.

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ALL ABOARD!!!!! The Crazy Train...I mean Sillyville Train! Are you Crazy enough to get on board? Yeah, I'm pretty damn crazy. Pigeon Oven.

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Gentlemen, do you know where your prostate is? Why yes I do kind sir, and I'm hoping that by the time I'm 50, medical science will have developed a method for checking them that doesn't involve cramming a finger up my ass.

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So you own a pair of leather boots? Yep. Great for hiking and climbing!

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If your long-haired dream-girl really wanted you, would you prefer she had brown, green, or blue eyes? Green. Like mine :-)

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Is Oprah a New Age witch? No, she just buys into really goofy ideas. Like The Secret. She endorsed that silly book for a LOOONNNG time.

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I would really like to get to know you better...can you tell me a little more about YOU? I'm really boring.

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I just notice I have no Friends on the AB???? What the heck? I'm on your friends list Tjoe!

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If I told you that I can walk on water what would you're response be? I would ceremonially drink your blood and eat your body, and tell others that they are hellbound for not believing in you.

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Wonder woman or naughty nurse costume? How about a sexy nurse with a classy, vintage twist? http://images4.cafepress.com/product/335492784v3_225x225_Front.jpg

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Why would you want to marry ME? Well you are definitely attractive, and seem sweet. However, I don't know you personally, so I'll have to pass for now.

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Do you deduct points if ppl share different political and religious veiws to you? Nope. That's not what the DR button is for.

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Do you feel that Atheism legitimate grounds for barring someone from public office? (see link) The Constitution says that there is to be no religious test to bar anyone from office. Since the US Constitution is the supreme law of the land, it trumps this silly (and probably archaic) NC law. Oh wait, that's what the guy in the article said. Well, he's right.

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Would you make a good serial killer? Well I always said that if college didn't work out, I'd buy a '55 Chevy Bel Air, armor plate it, and drive around the countryside slowly waiting for people to tailgate me. I would then ram them off the road, tie them to a tree, and hack them to pieces while blaring classic songs from the 50's and 60's over a loudspeaker, crying and singing along the whole time. ...

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I say father ... you say? Am sorry...

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Get your 3rd book from the right side of the shelf, open the 5th page and read the 4rth sentence on the right side down. what does it say? "And pleased and pleasing let me live/With merry heart that laughs at care." The book in question? "One Thousand Gems of Genius in Poetry and Art from the Kings and Queens of Thought; and including Many Prose Selections, a Biographical Index of Authors, etc." Edited by Frederick Saunders (author of Salad for the Solitary and the Social and head librarian of the...

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Most of us would be in jail if_________was a crime.(can you fill in the blank?) masturbation and nose-picking. Anyone who says they don't do either is probably lying.

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In no more than 5 words, what does your father look like? He looks like Joe Peschi. 5 Words precisely.

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Who else knows what an NT stands for? New Testament.

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How will you celebrate your 80th birthday? I'll wrestle a bear, climb Mt. Everest, and go Piranah fishing.

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Can i have sex at 11 No. Go play with Legos or Pokemon cards.

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Why must things state where they were manufactured? (ie. Made in China) Why is it important? US laws require the country of origin to be affixed to products. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_in_china

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I saw this pamphlet for new parents on what to do if your baby won't stop crying...and 3 pages were all about not shaking the baby....Wtf...is this a common enough problem to where you would need that much attention on it? Don't ever be surprised by the idiocy of some people. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaken_baby_syndrome

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In re-examining my life, I see that I have more female friends, than males. It used to be, when I was a kid, that most of my friends were males, but I seem to get along better with females. Will someone please explain the "why" of that to me? I'm the same way, only I have ALWAYS had many more female friends than males. I think it's because females tend to be more emotionally attuned and thoughtful than men, and I'm a tad emotional myself, and I tend to use my brain more than my gut (as opposed to many other guys), so females make better friends for me. Perhaps you are the same way, Mensan?

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What is your definition of a true friend? ... The person least likely to eat you should you find yourself marooned on a desert island.

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Do you know anyone who has ever gotten away with child abuse or child molestation? I know a repeat offender who got off on a courtroom technicality and proudly recalls his history with children. If vigilante justice didn't put people in jail, I'd nail him to a tree.

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Have you ever watched an educational video? Yep.

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The person's gone, you know it. But yet you still cannot believe it... You know how that feels, right? Been there, done that.

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Is everyone Happy with the New Ab? As others have said, we still have to wait. I, for one, am afraid that the new AB will suck, from some of the stuff I've heard.

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My girlfriend is a waitress her first shift she called me at 4:40 and said she was finished at 5:00 it takes 30 minutes to get home she was home at 7:00 1 1/2 hours late when i asked her why she said she had to take a test i asked why did you not call she Trust is the foundation of any good relationship.

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Can you do 20 push-ups in 30 seconds? Yep. Hurts like hell and I feel like I want to die, but I can do it.

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My girl friend is one year older than me I like older women.

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Good grief and what the heck...hope your day was better than mine! Life is about bad and good days! How was your day after 8am this morning? Had to word it this way to avoid a dup... Hope you're doing better, Cotton! I've been busy recovering from finals and my Nyquil induced hibernation.

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I have known my friend for four years now, and I have liked him that whole time, his girlfriend just broke up with him and he has been hugging me and calling me beautiful. is this for real? Comfort him, but like others have said: Beware the rebounder.

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What's the first image that comes to mind when you hear the words power and corruption? Power: Doric columns or any type of neo-classical architecture. Corruption: The scraggly, deeply crevassed face of a very authoritarian-looking man. Oh, and he's wearing a Puritan hat.

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Why are some ABers cowards and never answer any questions...they just ask and ask, with no feed back? They are socially awkward, yet extremely curious?

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What movie do you remember most from childhood? The Halloween Tree. I watched this movie religiously as a child. It's no wonder I'm so crazy now.

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What do you think about President Obama? Meh, just another politician. Bush lite.

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Come on. As an intelligent, logical human being, do you honestly believe that there was a talking snake and someone who could turn water into wine? Do you really think someone was resurrected from the dead in the past? Nope.

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Whats the most exotic pet you've ever owned? I had an Iguana named Yoda. I also had an albino cave salamander that I kept in the same tank with an albino aquatic frog.

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Under wht circumstances do you personally dock someone points on Answerbag? I rarely, rarely, RARELY downrate, but when I do, it's usually because the answer is factually wrong, or abusive and doesn't in my mind warrant being ranked as high as it happens to be (and is somehow not accepted when flagged).

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What do you think will happen in 2012? (2009-12-09) The earth will split open in a mighty roar and giant cicadas with the head of lions and the faces of Avril Lavigne will come spewing out to gnaw on the unbelievers, then, a huge volcano will erupt and pan-dimensional pirate ships fueled by the blood of babies will tear through the rift between the dimensions firing alien crabs from their bronze cannons which will crawl all over everyone who...

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Men do you prefer you wife to be a slut or a virgin when you take that plunge in holy Matrimony? A woman can be a non-virgin and not be a slut, hon. I would take any woman for marriage, as long as we loved each other, despite her sexual history (as long as she was clear of STD's of course).

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Has a band/musician ever taken a song you never liked and created a version that made you end up liking the song? I can't think of any at the moment. Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nail's "Hurt." I hate Trent Reznor. He cried like a bitch when Johnny Cash wanted to cover his song, and then Johnny covered it, made it amazing, and Trent should have kept his mouth shut. And oh my God, you have an Avatar now, Welby!

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In the winter months do you carry a survival kit in your trunk, just in case your car should break down? I ALWAYS keep a survival kit in my car. There's no reason not to.

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I want to break my arm, what is the safest and easiest way to go about breaking it? Like this.

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Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing? I'm nearly 20 and I'm still a virgin. That's alright with me. Just be happy with who you are, and if not, change it.

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If an aggressive snake sees a ghost, will it strike at the ghost? Here's my wisdom: probably not

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What is something one might see in Alabama? Alabamians.

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Shouldn't smoking be banned especially at amusement parks? Every amusement park I've ever been to has had designated smoking areas in remote areas of the park. Smoking was banned in all other parts.

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What make's a good book to you? Any book that alters my mood for good or ill is a good one to me.

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How do you have a happy holiday if your family is gone you have no friends and you s/o died 2 months ago? I'm really sorry to hear about that, Fox: my condolences. To answer your question, I think the best thing you can do is seek out others who are in similar situations and try to offer them what joy and comfort you can, and thus, you should receive good feelings in return. I hope everything gets better for you.

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Which do you think is a greater threat to national security: outright terrorism (domestic or foreign) or the collective incompetence of elected officials? Terrorism kills our brethren, destroys our infrastructure, and instills fear in our collective consciousness. Screwy politicians undermine the very fabric of our nation, and no matter what anyone will have you believe, the probability of a true, honest, and caring president being elected anytime soon is next to nothing. I guess both are equal threats.

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Would you do write a letter to Hillary Clinton? Sure, why not?

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Would you rather marry your first boy/girlfriend, or someone your parents pick? Why? My first girlfriend. My dad would probably pick some extremely religious girl who would likely bore me to death, and my mother will only be happy if I remain her darling little boy for the rest of my life, al la' Norman Bates. My first girlfriend was very attractive, hyper intelligent, and ridiculously artsy. Her fatal flaw was that she likes to cheat though, so she'd probably...

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It is expensive to execute people on death row but it doesn't have to be. Should we focus on execution techniques that are less expensive such as stoning or drowning? What are we, barbarians? We should kill people with dignity: using expensive chemicals, not cheap rocks!

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What's one thing that You find hard to swallow? Advice. I'm a tad bit stubborn.

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What's one thing that is long and hard, and has nothing to do with sex? Edit: Alright fine, a submarine, that better downraters?

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U C ME has made it to level #50!!! Lets all give him a GREAT BIG CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!!! What do ya say? Are ya with me? PARTY ON! Woot! Good job!

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Why were Hitler's remains destroyed? The Soviets wanted to degrade his remains as much as possible because Hitler represented the arch-nemesis of the Soviet regime. Sortof like a last "kick in the nuts" for the Nazis.

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Why do zombies bother eating brains? Doesn't it just fall out of them anyway? Most of them are missing working jaws, throats, and stomachs... sUsPeNd YoUr DiSbElIeF!+++++!++++++!

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If you were a POW, would you attempt to escape or wait for the war to end so that your country could get you out? If I remember correctly, the US Armed forces code requires you to make every attempt to escape. I'd keep my orders.

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Americans.You've got to _____________? defy the stereotypes.

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"? A very brash individual.

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Why am you asking a question? Not sure, really.

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Where in the world would you be most at peace? In an oak paneled library with a roaring fire, assorted animal heads hanging on the walls, maybe a sword and musket or two, or twelve, and plenty of antiquarian, leather-bound books that smell like the dust and grit of 200 years. Oh, and throw in some Gin and a cigar and I'm good to go (I'll take a Gurkha, please)

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Would you rather have money or wealth? I've got money. I just need to turn it into wealth.

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Does the direction of your life surprise you? I'm doing alot better than I expected a few years ago.

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What does a man like the most on a womens body Well, I'm a bit of an ass man myself, but a good brain is my top priority.

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I suspect Jesus would make a rotten president. Do you agree? Contrary to what the liberals and conservatives on here will tell you, he probably wouldn't be either a peacenik socialist or a chest thumping theocrat. He would probably resign immediately after being elected and go hang out with some fringe groups and shun the system entirely.

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Are you in any kind of pain? There's always something in or on me that hurts, but I'm a damn hypochondriac, so I deal with it.

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Whats the naughtiest thing you have ever done at work? Hmm... Made out with my ex girlfriend in the external hard drive aisle. (to clarify, this is when we were dating, not after) Changed my nametag several times to confuse old people and pissy customers. Shouted obscenities over the radio. Sang Barry Manilow on the intercom to get shoppers to leave. My boss didn't want me to quit when school started. He told me I was the best...

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If men KNOW that romance leads to sex, then why are some men so bad at it? Because men fail at everything.

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Does anyone have any idea who the next republican Presidental nominee will or should be? Theodore Roosevelt's reanimated corpse. Hell, I'd vote for him.

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Worse pick-up lines ever....."Are you an angel? Because I think I've died and gone to Heaven" Are you from Memphis, because you're the only Ten-I-see.

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Is Disney's first black princess a step forward or backward? A step forward, although they take another step backwards by the Cajun-Creole stereotype dragonfly guy that also appears in the movie.

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Should immigrants be required to learn the local language? It definitely helps but I'm not going to put a gun to anyone's head.

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On a scale of 1-10 how much physical and or emotional pain are you in at this moment? Physical: 3 (tired, jittery, wired) Emotional: 6 (I hate the holidays)

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Do you make an effort to understand others as much as you would like them to make an effort to understand you? I at least do a bit of research before dealing with people or unfamiliar groups.

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Did you get lucky last night? Lol, no.

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Some Christians are placing bumper stickers on their car urging people to "Pray for Obama" and siting "Psalm 109:8" which in part reads "May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow". What would Jesus do? I'm no fan of Obama, but the sentiment behind those bumperstickers is incredibly douche-baggy.

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Do you love your Momma?=D Of course I do. Every good boy loves his mother.

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Men - what do you envy most about women? Vaginas are a lot easier on the eyes than the untied shoelace us men call our penis.

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I'm feeling very generous today so answer anything and i'll give you max points i could give.. but no offensives please.. Portuguese Torpedoes!

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School years are the best years of your life. True or False? I hope not, because most of mine have sucked.

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Live by the media, die by..................? their devices.

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What are you wearing right now if anything? Rather tight-ish dark colored jeans, a green knit long sleeve shirt, socks, and a 50's French army jacket.

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What is your absolute MUST christmas tree decoration? I have always loved Scrooge McDuck, and I have a collection of Scrooge ornaments my mum bought me when I was little. I also have this card thing I made when I was little (well my grandmother has it, actually). It looks like a playing card, but the symbol is actually a Christmas tree.

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ABers under 30 - do you see older people as founts of wisdom or just befuddled old people? I judge them on a case-by-case basis.

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When you were a kid, did you imagine God as having a race, and if so, what was it? When I was little, I always imagined God as a giant pair of hands floating over a dinner table because my ultra-religious aunt had a painting like that in her dining room... sortof like the attached image:

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What religion are you? Or do you not have a religion at all? Apathetic agnostic.

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You and your gal is on vacation. While at the beach you go take a leak, when you return some local guy is rubbing lotion on your girl's back. What would you make of it? Well I could have avoided the whole thing If I had taken Charles Atlas's advice and transformed myself from a 97 pound weakling into a real he-man.

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Do you think (if you are Christian; I'm not) that the words in the LINKed, single-panel comic would "work" as a bumper sticker? (Non-Christians could substitute "Gawd" for "Jesus.") I think that would make a great bumper sticker.

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What is something you do in the shower? You probably don't wanna know.

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(sad topic) but how old were you when you first though about suicide? 14 I think.

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Have you ever been in a natural "disaster," or simply a naturally-occurring hazard (flood, storm, quake, eruption, fire, landslid/mudslide, tsunami, tornado, etc.)? If so, what kinds, and what was your reaction to them? I slept through a tornado that went through the field behind my grandparents' house when I was 4 or 5.

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Will you use a artificial or real christmas tree this year? A real one.

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Are there limits to what God can do? He can't create a rock so heavy that he can't lift it.

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Do you think atheists really do believe in God, but are pretending to themselves that they dont? No. Why are you so fascinated with atheists anyway?

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Should we be worried about Canada's secret weapons of mass destruction? Yes. Let's invade!

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What is something you might find in the AB "Lost and Found"? (My guess would be a lot of Nike shoes! lol) Marbles, and lots of them.

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Name some good and bad things about Christmas. Good: You get free crap. Bad: Pretty much everything else. Humbug!

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Do you think i can ever find love? I honestly don't think Im worth it or valuable enough :(. Im hated by everyone. Pouncey, your argument is invalid. You claim that you are hated by everyone and therefore you will never find love. Incorrect. I don't hate you, in fact I think you are pretty cool, and also very kind and interesting. Therefore, you are not hated by everyone, as you are liked by me, and furthermore, you are capable of finding love.

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Should food stamps be used to buy organic food? It's probably better than Natty Ice and marshmallows.

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Which do you prefer, grilled cheese sandwich or peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Peanut butter and Jelly rocks my socks.

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Is WEST POINT the ENEMY CAMP? What? No. West Point is a prestigious military academy that used to send me mail all the time...

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Do you mind having spiders in the house? Spiders are cute and they are a great natural form of pest control.

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If looks could kill.... I'd be a special forces operator.

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Right now you have the urge to do _____________? something productive. Will I follow through? Probably not.

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In your opinion, what would be the minimum average amount of time that would be necessary for someone to spend on Q & A sites like Answerbag per day, for you to consider that as a waste of time? Take the average amount of time I spend on here, and subtract 6 hours.

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What do you want for Christmas? (2009-12-06) A new laptop. This thing sucks. Also, books and ammo are always nice.

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I hate _______ (fill in the blank) people who think they know what is best for me (especially when they have political power)

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Have you ever seen a dead body? A few more times than I care to remember.

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Are you now or have you ever been prescribed anti-depressants and/or anti-anxiety medicine, if so, what's your general outlook on these 'psych' drugs? Good or bad? I used to be on Paxil. It gave me huge erections that would last for hours and I didn't give a damn about ANYTHING. I wouldn't recommend it. It's not for the faint of heart.

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When a person says "I'm a muslim" .. what's the first thing that comes into your mind? . . "Alrighty."

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Should it be 'illegal' to cheat in a marriage? No. Who would enforce it, and how? It would also be a huge waste of tax dollars to enforce something like that.

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My standard poodle just ate an entire bag of mini-peanut butter cups, tin foil and all. It's late, so there aren't any vets open. What should I do? Look up Emergency 24-hour vets online or in the phone book. They have them in my area, they should have them in yours too.

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Can I get a "HELL YA!"? Sheol affirmative!

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I am right on the cusp of Sage! Who wants to help me out? Here ya go, have 6 points.

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Why can't I ask logical questions about Jesus without getting downrated? Isn't this Answerbag? There are alot of stupid and/or ignorant people on answerbag. Hell, I've been downrated and had new ones ripped in me by both Christians and Atheists for asking completely mundane questions about Jesus for my religion class.

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Do people actually think Jesus wrote the four gospels himself, with his own hand? I have met both religious and nonreligious people who think that, yes.

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Do you automatically put your seatbelt on or are a rebel of the cause? I ALWAYS wear my seatbelt, even if I'm just driving around a parking lot.

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Turn to your right, what can you see? A pile of laundry, a wall, and a bunch of assorted Disney christmas stuff that my mum is dragging out.

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I have points for "moderation." I'm unaware of having "moderated" anything. What is this "moderation"? You get moderation points for flagging questions and answers, if the flag was accepted by the mods.

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Does your handwriting reveal anything about you? I'm messy, often confused, dreamy, and my brain works much too quickly for my hand.

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Which date did Franklin D Roosevelt predict would "live in infamy"? 12/7/41 The 9/11 of the WWII generation: the attack on the US naval base at Pearl Harbor by the Japanese.

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I know that some US states are considering secession, but is the US financially wiped out, and we haven't been told yet? Are we on the brink of civil war because of it, as this article suggests? The Civil War stuff is all tinfoil hattery. The US will make it through these economic times with the Union in tact. We've done it before, we'll do it again.

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How come people use the word 'Liberal' as a negative term, almost used as name calling. What's so bad about it? I'm confused. Lol, I know EXACTLY what you are referring to, Sara, and I agree with you about names. Nobody should use other's identities as pejoratives, whether they are liberals, conservatives, atheists, Christians, Muslims, prostitutes, black, white, Mexican, whatever. It makes you sound like a dipsh*t when you spout off names like that which are typically used to describe someone's cultural,...

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How do you feel about prostitution? How do you feel towards prostitutes? I think it should be legalized and heavily regulated to cut down on STD's. It's the pimps that make prostitution such a blight on society. If prostitution was legalized and regulated, voila! no more pimps. I'm ambivalent towards prostitutes as I've never personally known one, but I can understand that desperate economic times sometimes call for desperate countermeasures,...

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Did you ever cry for no reason? I used to, but those days have gone the way of the dinosaurs for me, thankfully. For the most part, at least.

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Why does it seem that Doctor's and Lawyers are considered to be the highest of prestige? And that to become one you have to be pretty much a genius? Probably because of the exorbitant amount of schooling they have to have, and the associated wealth that comes with it.

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Why are you afraid of Ghosts and Spirits? I'm not. Still not even totally sure if I believe in either.

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May I have a bite? :) Sure, I'm sugar coated and low in fat!

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Do you think you are good looking? I'm so hot, I cook oysters just by looking at them.

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Just gave my 16 year old son a 4 min .ass whipping with my belt, came home from work and found him and his girlfriend in our house, both just about naked together in a tight embrace kissing. I sent her home and let the belt fly across his ass. was I right I'd try teaching him about safe sex. You do realize that beating the ever-loving shit out of him probably isn't going to stop him from experimenting with sex? If he is a good student and a smart kid, as you say he is, at least be sure he knows how to not knock the girl up, because chances are, this isn't the last time he will be trying to have sex.

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Is it ok to date at age 12-13? if so y or y not? When I was 12 and 13, all I cared about was playing outside and collecting Pokemon cards. Enjoy your youth while it lasts, kid, you have your whole life to date.

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Is the ozone hole a problem Last I heard, the hole in the ozone layer was repaired.

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Could you survive life without plastic? i mean a credit card. not a debit card. I'm doing it right now.

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What do you look for in a person on a first date? Can they speak the English language without butchering it? Do their interests go beyond "gettin dat money an dat green" Are they female? Are they cute?

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Do you think people who shop at Walmart are trashy? Why? A friend told me this and couldn't give a reason. I don't understand. It depends more on HOW you shop at Wal Mart, versus the fact that you simply do so. For instance, I go to Wal Mart when I need cheap art supplies, cleaning supplies, or crap for parties (like cups, and spoons, and what not). What I DONT do, however, is show up at Wally World with curlers in my hair, a fanny pack, a "Welcome to America Now Speak English" t-shirt, 300 extra pounds...

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Should I do the varitey show at my school I'm thinking about singing im a boy and in 8th grade? Go for it. You only have one life to live, and you are only in 8th grade once. Also, have no fear of people who may laugh or scoff, for one day they will look back on their 8th grade variety show with regret, for they did not have the balls that you had to stand up and sing! So go sing! What are you waiting for?

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What do you wish you could stop/start doing today? Stop procrastinating. Start studying.

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What is your ideal date? include ONE thing you HAVE to buy for her/him. Not to be creepy, but I have always liked the bookstore idea you mentioned earlier (although I developed my liking for this independently) In addition, girl and guy must purchase Nerf guns for each other, find the nearest park, and have a Nerf war while stunned children look on in shock at the grown people clamoring wildly over their jungle gyms. Expensive food is unnecessary, as cooking...

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Do you think the accessibility of information on the internet is making people less intelligent? Answers are available at only a few clicks, versus reading books thoroughly to gain knowledge. Yea, for wisdom doth be attained by way of the printing press, verily, one must sift through thine illuminated manuscripts no longer, and Hark! thy intellect doth suffer because of this!

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Lets be spontaneous what can we do? Let's start a micronation! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micronation

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What is the point of_______when_______? What is the point of Christmas when Halloween is so much better?

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How big is the tv in your bedroom? 27"

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What do you think of those people who "look down on" or feel "superior to" a whole country? You know the type.. "those lousy Americans", "those lazy Mexicans"..."those emotionless Brits". How does someone get to be that way? Who do they think they are? This is one of those things that pisses me off more than just about anything else. To answer your question: most people are so quick to write off others based on generalizations because they themselves are too lazy to enlighten and educated themselves about the target of their derision. It's much easier to blindly judge and hate than it is to understand.

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Does anyone else think that breast milk is disgusting, would you drink an ounce for 100 dollars? Hmmm, never tried it. For a hundred bucks, though, I might. I guess it depends on the boob from whence the milk came, though. I mean, many of us *cough cough, are perfectly capable of downing single ounces of Smirnoff at a time for free, so I don't see what the issue would be.

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Do you think it is appropriate to "scold" other AB members for not responding quickly enough to suit you? I think it is very rude. Since you have no idea what someone's personal life is like, why would you scold anyone for something like that? Would you? Absolutely not.

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Name something that you tend to get a little too involved with? Answerbag.

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What is your humorous method of keeping a conversation from getting into a lull? Impromptu game of tag. Or pillow fight.

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Who is a talented musician that you are unlikely to hear on your local radio stations? Talented musician? On the radio? You are unlikely to hear ANY talented musician on my local radio stations.

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Could you use a nap? Eh... Sleep and I have had a weird relationship for the past few days, and I can still feel the Nyquil coursing through my veins, so a nap probably wouldn't be the best thing for me right now.

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What is the first thing you do when you notice your the only one left on earth? Grind up some coffee beans roasted on a camp stove, set up a lounge chair on my roof, read a book and enjoy the peace and quiet. And then cry.

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Does polymath not ask some of the best questions on ab? He does. He and Keithold are both pretty prolific, and consistently interesting.

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What was your most embarrassing situation with a condom? The one time I've ever bought them. The immature little shit at the register yelled out "WOOOHOO, someone's gettin' some TONIGHT!" I wound up letting my roommate have my unopened Durex Pleasure Pack. I didn't really have much use for it anyway.

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Guys: sound of her voice, her smell, taste of her skin, feel of her skin or appearance? Is there an option for all of the above?

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When/why did this "trend" of tagging dates on AB questions originated? If it doesn't deal with a current topic or is explanatory in some way, I can't see the purpose of it. What about you? I was wondering the same thing myself. I thought that AB just randomly did it, and it wasn't the asker. I've seen a wide range of people with tagged questions, and it's always formatted the same way. That's what gave me that idea.

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If you had to give up one or the other which one would you give up TV or the Internet? I'd give up TV in a heartbeat. The internet is much, much more useful.

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What happened to transparency with the Obama Administration? Do you really think ANY politician, whether they are Democrat, Republican, or something else, is ever going to truly keep their word?

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What is something funny you remember about your child hood? I can remember asking my mum if she was alive when the world was black and white... I asked my grandmother why people go "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" when they kiss. (I had just seen some people passionately making out in some soap opera on television)

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Can you name a song that you learned when you were 0-6 years of age? Ballad of the Green Beret. My grandfather used to play it on the tape player in his old Cadillac. We'd go and get ice cream, park by the railroad tracks, watch trains, and sing along. I guess it's no surprise that I'm fascinated by military history now.

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Who do you think would win in a hand-to-hand combat,a Marine,or a SEAL? That's a tough one. I guess it depends on the individual soldier.

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Guys, what is one thing you really like in a girlfriend? Brains. If a girl can't hold her own in a conversation about some ungodly obscure, intellectual topic, I'm not interested.

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If life were like an old black and white movie... what would your favorite color be? Probably black.

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Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation? Jesse Ventura.

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What skills do you have due to your job? My "job" is that I'm a full time student. Because of this, I am really good at speed reading, and bullshitting.

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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow? Yep. I've petted them before.

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What kind of a student were/are you? I am incredibly lazy, yet I still get A's and B's and keep my scholarships. I am really intelligent and interested in my subjects, but I am totally apathetic and all my teachers love me. Basically, I am consistently rewarded for being the biggest waste of potential on campus!

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? They should install a device that detects trolls and sends an impulse through their computer monitors that microwaves their eyeballs.

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Is there a nativity scene on your front lawn? No. My mom has an assortment of giant inflatable Winnie the Pooh Christmas figures out there though.

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What was the last thing you were staring at? My cat. It was staring at me.

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Where do you go after you die if God doesn't want you and the Devil is afraid of you? I guess you become a ghost or something. Or perhaps one of those spiritual bounty hunter types.

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Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth? Yep. I've used it for showers too.

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From now on you can only drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? The tears of conquered peoples. Or water. Whatever works.

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What do you do when you are the only one at home? I play dress-up and fight off hordes of invisible zombies. I typically document the entire experience with photographs, and manipulate them in Photoshop later.

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If you could ACTUALLY live in a town like "WHOVILLE" in the ANIMATED version of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", would you want to live there? Oh lord no, it looks like a terrifying place.

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You and whose army? Me and this army:

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Say something? What's on your mind? I'm probably never going to have a stable source of income and my expertise will be obsolete by the time I get out of college. Goddamnit.

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You just came home from work open the door and see a priest sitting on your couch what is going through your mind? My ultra-zealous Catholic grandmother is making one final desperate attempt to save my immortal soul.

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The number 1 fear of most Americans is public speaking according to many studies. Does this describe you? Can you get up in front of a crowd? I actually love public speaking, and I'm pretty damn good at it. My number 1 fear is actually dentists... or dying alone, but public speaking doesn't bother me one bit.

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I dont like americans do you like them I'm an American, what seems to be the problem? Before you call us all stupid, ignorant, or uneducated, as many stereotypes seem to state, please take a look at your own grammar and spelling. Thank you.

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What is the hardest book to read The Phone book, the Bible, and anything by Ayn Rand.

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O M G! O K U R A Q T I C U B 4? G U R 2 6 E!! Why thank you.

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Alright everybody, It's ____time!!! Are you ready for____? fo! foing?

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Why does a red shirt always have to die? WHY!? The same reason why stormtroopers have crappy aim. It's just a fact of life.

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Do you have a piano in your house? and do you ever play it? No, but my grandmother has a really nice antique one that I plunk around on a bit.

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Would you consider yourself normal? Hell no.

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Have you tried this ? Its AB with a chat room! (copy this to you browser bar) www.gabbly.com/answerbag.com Well I have a new way to procrastinate now.

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What is a fantasy weapon you may have always dreamed about? How does it work? I actually had a dream that I was part of a Special Forces team that was paradropped into a creepy village to fight off a horde of zombies and mutants. I was carrying this thing in the attached picture. It had a 50 round drum of 5.7mm ammunition, and an underslung shotgun. It was pretty rad, but completely unfeasible in the real world.

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How good a shot are you? I've had training and I've pulled off some tough shots before (shooting the head off a match with a Lee Enfield) I'd say I'm pretty decent.

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Have you held a gun? Held, shot, owned, cleaned, researched, instructed people in, bought, and very nearly sold.

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Do you ever feel sad during the Christmas and New Years holidays? Always. Thanksgiving to Valentine's (with an emphasis on Christmas) never fails to be an awful time of the year for me. I absolutely loathe the holidays from the bottom of my heart.

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How old do you have to be in order to own a gun? In most United States jurisdictions, you have to be 18 to buy a rifle or shotgun, and 21 to buy a handgun, although you can buy a handgun at 18 in a face to face transaction, and I'm *pretty* sure you can buy guns manufactured before 1898 at any age.

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What was the last thing you peeled? My socks off my feet, or excess glue off a Christmas ornament I repaired... I can't remember which.

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Smarties or m&m's? Why? M&Ms Smarties make me gag.

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Take a look at my name.Take a look at my profile.Tell me what you think about about me.Be truthful.Don't be scared.I can handle criticism. It's pretty obvious that you are 14. Don't worry, we were all there once. Maybe. EDIT I would also advise against advertising your sexual escapades along with your youthful age on here. This is the internet, and the internet is infested with creepy-ass people, so be careful.

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Do you say "Merry Christmas" or Happy Holidays?" "BAH, humbug." Just kidding. I say Merry Christmas.

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Do you have anything you want to get off your chest? My shirt.

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I broke up with my boyfriend because he confesed to me he got drunk at a party and made out with a girl. I still really care about him and he is very sorry for what he did. He really treats me right, except for that. Should i give him one last chance? Eh, it's hard to say. If he is truly sorry and you are really in love with him, give him another shot, just keep an eye on him around alcohol.

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What is the most frightening thing about humans? We are completely nuts.

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What would you say was your greatest culinary disaster in the kitchen? Not necessarily culinary, but I did fill the dishwasher with regular dish soap once and filled the kitchen with a bubbly foam.

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This is a burrito not a.......................because...? This is a burrito, not a small child, because a small child is made of organs and skin and childishness and it would be weird if burritos were made of such things.

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Who is the greater thinker: Noam Chomsky or Gnome Chomsky? Gnome. He really uses his head! (to kill zombies) http://media.photobucket.com/image/gnome%20chomsky%20left4dead/Syrillian/Screenshots/LetsgetreadytoRock.jpg

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Are you happy with your lot? As happy as a wild dog in the osteology department of the local hospital.

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Give me one reason not to cancel my answerbag account and never come back please? I like your questions, and I've answered a few of them. Also, you can't cancel an AB account. It just floats on in oblivion unless you do something horrible and it gets nuked.

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Have you ever used a chainsaw? Yep, sure have.

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What is your reason for the season? Surviving until it's warm again.

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Now what do we do? Fix bayonets!

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Why would you use A/B and Face Book? I use AB because it is a great boredom-alleviator, and procrastination tool. I use facebook, because it feeds my untameable narcissism.

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Is a 4 year old too young to go duck hunting? His mother refuses to let him go with the guys. She babies him so much, I just know he's not gonna come out right. Should have started him at 2.

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Does anyone believe UT belongs in the top 5. UT as in the University of Tennessee? I don't really like sports, but I'll say yes, just because I live in Tennessee.

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Has anyone ever went on the Epcot ride "Test Track"? Any thoughts? Which ride do you think would have been the better ride, Test Track or World of Motion? Test Track is awesome. The best ride in the entire Magic Kingdom (after the Haunted Mansion, of course). I don't know what World of Motion is...

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When you bump into someone you haven't seen in ages do they usually tell you, 'You haven't changed a bit ' or 'wow you are so different', do you like this? I much prefer the whole "wow you are so different thing."

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What is your opinion regarding leggings as pants? I think they are cute (on a girl).

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Guess what happened eight years after Bill Clinton left WA DC? See link. LOL!! Oh My!

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Why are people so stressed during the Holiday season? Cultural expectations: Around the holidays, you are expected to drop a load of cash on gifts that probably won't be appreciated, travel through traffic to visit people who you probably rather wouldn't, and all the while you must deal with the burning idea that it's all just an arbitrary marketing scheme.

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Have you ever stared in the mirror, up close, straight into your eyes for a long time? What'd you see? I noticed that up close, the colored part of eyes is really gross looking. It's all membraney and stuff, it looks like it has little rips and holes in it. It made me cringe, and now I can't look at eyes for too long because they start to gross me out.

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Is it necessary to sing if u r a guitarist , my voice is not that good? I'm a pretty good guitarist and I absolutely suck at singing. I mean suck really really hard. My singing voice is atrocious. You'd probably rather hear the screams of a thousand dying rabbits than hear me sing. No, it's not necessary to sing as a guitarist. :-)

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Hello: I've been a member for 5 days. Already I have noticed members ask 'controversial' questions with an agenda. They then give MINUS points to all who hold a different view. Very disruptive to meaningful discourse. Does this bother anyone else? You'll get used to it. It's just a fact of life here on AB.

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Have you ever invited someone to join answerbag and then regreted it? I did once. I invited a good friend of mine to join and he wound up trolling the hell out of everyone and very nearly getting ME permabanned by association. He has since seen the light and changed his ways, God bless him.

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How many songs do you have on your MP3 player? Like, 300 or so. Not much compared to some of my friends who have hardrives full of literally hundreds of thousands of songs. I know a guy who has 5 years worth of music on multiple harddrives and music players.

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O.K. I've been here a while... Should I put some stuff on my profile, post a pic or is that just "vanity press" everyone else would be completely indifferent to Go ahead. You'd be surprised how many people on here check out profiles. I made a really good friend in the real world based on stuff she saw on my profile.

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How many years did it take you to find your own style on guitar? It took me 13 and a half. About 7 years, and I'm still developing it. I probably will be for many more.

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Why are YOU not with your significant other right now, and how do you feel about it? I don't have one. Well, I feel alright, all things considered.

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What is a good gift for a traveller? A flask.

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What is the best piece of advice from a child you ever have recieved? A little kid told me that he doesn't worry about anything because Hey Arnold will still be on TV the next day. I'm sure there is some huge philosophical meaning behind that statement.

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Why will a dog lick his own nutz? Because they taste like sweet apple pie.

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Have you ever just listened to a song over and over, because you really like the guitar music accompaniment and sing it or pretend to play it on your air guitar? Yep, only I listened to it so I could actually learn it on my real guitar :-)

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How long does it take to get over the end of a serious relationship? It depends on who you are, your personality, and what the relationship was like. I've only had two real girlfriends, and it took me a little less than a year to get over the first one, and I'm finally mostly over my last one- almost exactly one year later. Some people get over it in days, some weeks, others years, and still others don't ever get over it, God help them....

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You look into the mirror and have no reflection. How do you respond? Wipe the fog off the mirror.

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After all that we've been through___________. (can you complete the sentence?) you still make me smile.

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Who was the oldest person you ever went out with? My first girlfriend was 18 when I turned 16. My second and last girlfriend turned 20 soon after I turned 19. I guess that means my first girlfriend was the oldest.

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What is something that you have never done, that you think you would be good at? Probably rock climbing.

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What is the oldest profession in the world? Everyone keeps repeating the old adage and saying prostitution, but I have to disagree. I think soldiering is the oldest profession.

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What is the most boring hobby? Stamp collecting. I know from experience.

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Do you know where your children are right now? Hopefully nonexistent, considering the fact that I am a 19 year old virgin :-P

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I wish I could honestly tell the world that I am ________________________ educated, well-read, not fat, not a theocrat, and a proud American who hates negative stereotypes about my homeland.

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Which AB questions are you tired of seeing? (other than mine.) Any variation of pregnancy questions. Any variation of 2012 questions (if I see another one, I'm going to cut off my eye lids and use them as sleds for a fly) Questions about finding random pills in your son's room (It's obviously the asker wanting to know how f*cked up they'll get if they take the pill) Any question that posts a link to an example of a specific...

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If you could bring one political/significant person back to live in our modern time, who would it be and why? I've said it once, I'll say it again, Theodore Roosevelt. We could use a real intellectual badass like him in the world.

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Have you ever heard of the hikikomori phenomenon? I blame it on the technological advancement of Japan. People over there are befriending/having sex with/living with machines, computers, and robots instead of other people. The social isolation doesn't surprise me at all.

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Can you give me ONE word to describe how your day has been so far? Weird.

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Motorhead or Pantera? Pantera.

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If automatic guns are illegal, how do people buy them? First of all there needs to be a distinction made about the difference between automatic and semi-automatic, because I'm pretty sure many of the people answering this question have no idea what that is. Automatic weapons will continue to fire as long as the trigger is depressed and ammunition is being fed into the chamber. This type of weapon is heavily regulated by the NFA, yet legal....

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What belt do you have in tae kwon do? Yellow. I never got very far.

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I'm in a mood today ,,, who wants to go for a beer with the witch ? :-) I don't like beer, but absinthe sounds nice.

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Atheists and christians --- who is really trying to save who? I wish they would just kiss and make up, really.

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A nose in need ,,deserves _______________ to bleed. ...that was a tad harsh.

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Shout at the_________________ doorknob.

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Do you think that this short article provides proof for the existence of God? It's very brief, but is it refutable? http://spiritualsojourners.blogspot.com/2009/11/can-you-prove-that-god-exists.html Hardly. The whole thing is based on the assumption that whatever "caused" everything else MUST be God, or a god. The first "thing" could be a cup of baked beans for all I know, that doesn't make it God.

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What is your personal comfort food? Meatloaf, garlic mashed potatoes with sour cream, macaroni and cheese, biscuits with butter and jelly, and a chocolate milkshake.

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Is it possible to rebuild the ozone layer to try slow down effects of global warming? "Rebuilding" the ozone layer would increase global warming, as the ozone layer traps particles that cause the greenhouse effect. The hole in the ozone layer is gone now, and like another AB user said, the ozone layer and global warming are two separate issues.

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Are you taller or shorter than 5ft.-9in.? I'm 5' 6" or 7" so shorter. I'm pretty short.

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Do you change your AB name and/or avatar? I have changed my AB name a total of three times. Twice, I added something to my original name, and once have I changed my name entirely. I have changed my avatar twice.

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Have you ever been a member of this site under a different name? I used to be known as Noidea831, but that name didn't really stand out or fit my personality. It was under the same account I have now, though.

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If you were to spell your username backwards, what would it spell? Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard dratsaB eloerC gniyalP elddiF

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Where is home for you? Why? ...but I kid. Just a good excuse to post this song. Home is where my books are.

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Which type bed do you prefer to SLEEP in - twin, full, queen or king? King. I roll around a lot in my sleep.

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What was your experience with the first funeral you attended? I was about four or five and my dad had told me that my great grandma Millie had "gone to sleep in a box" before the whole event. I remember my uncle cramming my foot into a two size too small dress shoe with a shoe horn, and my step siblings touching my dead grandmother and commenting on how "oh my gosh she feels like wood!" I also remember an elderly doctor who was...

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I'm in the mood to dish out wonderful compliments. Who wants one? I'll take one! (as if my ego needs to be stroked any more)

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What would you do if you saw a zombie walking along the avenue? FIX BAYONETS FORWARD!!! ..oh wait, just saw the link. I guess I'd check to see if my targets were actual zombies first.

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Is there anyone else out there that loves smooth jazz as much as i do? speak up! I like it alot, but I couldn't name any specific artists if my life depended on it!

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How about some of that big juicy ________________? ass?

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Police Officers: how many black people have you shot and killed in your career? My relative has been a cop for more than 20 years, and he has only discharge his weapon once outside of training: in defense against a cracked out white person.

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Why is there brail on drive through atm's? The same ATMs used at drive-throughs are the ones used at walk-ups. Instead of making different machines for both locations, they just use the walk up ones which already had the braille for blind people (who are perfectly capable of walking and locating an ATM as opposed to driving).

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What are your thoughts on Morrissey? I like his music with the Smiths, but as a person, I think he's a real douchebag.

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What is an ignorant question? This one: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1849687

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Who do you feel is the most misunderstood ABer? I can think of one who seems to be a really good person, just incredibly misguided, at least in my opinion, but I'm not one to name names.

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Do you or have you ever laid in bed and felt it start to vibrate and shake, do you think this is natural electrical energy or what? I just assumed it was the neighbors' unbalanced washing machine.

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Why are you reading this question? Or, to be more precise, why do you exist at all? I am reading this question because I am bored on Answerbag and it happened to strike my fancy. I don't even really think I exist at all, so your guess is as good as mine.

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Where is your brain at? In a jar. And you are a figment of my imagination.

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What's the craziest thing that could happen right now? The reanimated corpse of Pancho Villa arrives at my house on board a chariot made of cheese and adorned with jelly beans (only the green kind) and pulled by an army of hookworms. He dismounts his strange vehicle and presents to me the mummified index finger of Chairman Mao and informs me that I must protect it from from the coming onslaught of snuggie-wearing Winnie the Pooh diecuts that will...

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Please answer with a complete sentence. Can you form a sentence where the second part of your sentence contradicts what you are saying in the first part of your sentence? All Fiddle Playing Creole Bastards are liars, and you can always count on me.

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Do you find tutus sexy?=D If the girl is of age of course. ...where does that link lead? Oh god, nevermind.

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What is your take on this quote? (give your own meaning for it and I know it is from a song) "Then as it was, then again it will be, and though the course will change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea" I think it can be summed up by saying that "Everything is eventual" or the suggestion that things run in cycles. Or likewise paraphrased by the quote from a mewithoutYou song: "...and if she comes circling back, we'll end where we begun, like two pennies on the train track, the train crushed into one."

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If you knew that your mother was reading all your answers, would you answer questions differently? I would probably forgo any mention of my love of alcohol and tobacco, but other than that, no.

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What are some great superstitions that you've heard?and if any do you believe in them? I don't know if you could call it a superstition, but the whole 2012 thing blows my mind. I can't see how anyone believes that rubbish.

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Would you rather drink alcohol or smoke weed? I'll have whisky.

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What's an odor you just love? Cosmoline, accompanied by the slightly mildewed smell of old books, cigar smoke, and aftershave.

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Don't you know that those who don't believe in Gosh will go to Heck? I dunno, but maybe you can tell me: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1832976

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How do you emerge from a break up, as a better person? Consider the things that went wrong in the relationship a lesson learned and try and chalk the whole thing up as life experience.

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Which are you: the Princess, the Athlete, the Brain, the Criminal, or the Basket case? I'm the brain preserved in a smelly liquid inside the basket case.

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Why do we rake leaves in the fall or autumn? It satisfies some burning desire we all have within ourselves to scratch the face of the earth and declare our dominion over the leaves.

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Whats ur dream house ur look like in ur mind? A Queen Anne Victorian style with three storeys, an octagonal parapet, and a wraparound porch with ornate woodwork. The rooms would include and oak paneled library, a music room, a greenhouse, a formal dining room, and a breakfast nook.

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Whats the first thing that comes to ur mind when u see two people making out? Bleh!

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If ur life was a movie wat would it be called?wats it abt and whos in it? The Hypnonaut: A pan-dimensional Love Story Gerard Butler would play me. Everyone else would just fall into place.

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Do you know anyone who lives like the people on Hoarders? I do, only my crap is slightly more organized, at least worth SOMETHING, and I don't have any rats, cockroaches, or new species of fungi growing on it.

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Do you believe, the car makes the man? No, the Y chromosome and external genitalia does.... usually.

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Why do people vent on Facebook? It's a great way to get attention.

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I just got a raise!!!!!!! What drink will you buy me to celebrate? Here, have a nice goblet of Absinthe.

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Have you ever been called ugly? Yeah, but it's been a while.

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What was your last status update on Facebook? (feel free to answer more than once) Michael is gradually becoming the Hypnonaut.

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The "Am I Pregnant" questions have levelled off into the inevitable next phase, "I am Pregnant and", are you looking forward to this next generation of questions? I actually think that all of the "bane of answerbag" questions will eventually be consolidated into one common question that we will see over and over again on the main page. Something like: "hey i found a white pill tht says 2012 on the side and i stuck it in me am i pregnit and is the world ending 4 real oh yeah why do atheists breathe air when god created it"

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When you were a small child which cartoon did you like? and why? Rugrats, Doug, and Hey Arnold were my favorites. I have no idea why, I just dig them.

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Would you date someone with the same first name? No. My first name is Michael. I dated a Michelle once, which is pretty close, I guess, and that didn't go over too well.

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How can some people fall out love so quickly? They never were in love to begin with.

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What is something you do to kill time? I shoot it, dig a hole, throw it in, cover it in lime and hope nobody finds out.

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Who was this? http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=205717 Chief Wanbli.

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How would you describe yourself in 2 words? Debauched intellectual.

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Come on, is that all you got? No. Here, take my car keys and wallet as well. Have a great day!

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Do you keep your AB account a secret from anyone? If so, from who, and why? None of my friends or family know about this. I'm way more honest on AB than I am anywhere else. Also, my dad is a respiratory therapist, and I've answered alot of questions about cigar recommendations on here ;-)

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Other than death, what is inevitable in life? Chemical reactions.

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If your clothes could talk, what would they be saying right now? "I need a bath!"

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What do you consider tacky? Fanny packs.

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Should you give yes or no answers on Answerbag? If appropriate, then yes.

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If your a girl, do you like bad boys? If your a guy, do you like good girls? I tend to go for girls who are extremely intelligent, yet have a wild, often naughty streak.

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Who is the greatest Christian apologist? Either C.S. Lewis or St. Thomas Aquinas are credited as the best, according to scholars.

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Do agree or disagree with Hitler's tactics to get rid of the Jews? ಠ_ಠ Are you serious?

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Do you make an honest living? I acquire funding through piracy, pillaging, and other methods of questionable morality.

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Are you ready to see the truth behind all lies? Definitely! Care to share, keithold?

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What is your top two manga/anime lately? I'm not really into anime, but The Big O is pretty interesting.

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Have you ever been extremely horny in church? The last time I was in church, I was probably 15 or 16 years old and in a room full of sexually repressed girls of the same age in short skirts and provocative tops. You do the math.

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Do you leave your cart in the parking lot or do you put it in the cart bin? I put it in the corral. I'm not a dick.

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Sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs noʎ ǝɹɐ? सर्वे भवन्तु सुखिनः। सर्वे सन्तु निरामयाः। सर्वे भद्राणि पश्यन्तु। मा कश्चित् दुःख भाग्भवेत्॥

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Guys: Do you think women have a specific "place" in society? Nope. I think that all of us: men, women, those in between, all create our own places in society and should defy those who wish to create our places for us.

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Where can I get a FREE psychic reading? I'll give you one right now: I'm sensing many things in your future, a great deal events involving people and sometimes even objects. You will have great joys and great pains and your body will eventually wear out and die.

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Is bloody mary real Yes, and it is best served chilled with a sprig of celery.

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Had a dream about my daughters dad last night. We broke up like 3 years ago and he has sense moved on and so have I. I am not in love with him at all. Why am I haveing dreams about him? Why does your brain rehash this stuff? That happens to alot of people. There probably isn't any reason at all as to why it happens, it just does.

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It is my freshmen year and I'm coming up to my first semester finals. I'm getting decent grades yet it is too much pressure for me mentally. I want to drop out right now before the finals, and instead explore a career in photography. Is this wise? No, it's not, unless you are a very, VERY good photographer, and you are already set up in some kind of advertising deal or something.

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How much do I have to pay you just to hold hands and skip with someone the same gender as you? I do that for free.

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What do you think about me ?its ok,,say what u want>> I have no clue who you are.

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I got rejected by the boy i like but should i still like him Move on the best you can. You are setting yourself up for future emotional pain if you continue to hold on.

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How many hours a day do you "waste" at work? All of them.

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I`m giving your girlfriend some sweet talk, how do you respond? *slaps you across face with glove A DUEL, sir! Pistols at dawn, 20 paces. My second will be meeting with yours shortly to discuss further details, you hapless cod, you rotten wooden mixing spoon, why, you... you... YOU MIDNIGHT WING-ED RACCOON!

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I hate coffee, I hate the smell and taste, that isn't a problem though is it? Just because of this, I am going to run for president on the platform of banning coffee haters. Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard '12 Pro-family, Pro-coffee

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When a relationship ends, have you ever thought that at least one person in the relationship finally realized that the lows were to often and the highs to few, so they ended it? That's pretty much how my last one went.

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What's usually your first emotion of the day? Immediately upon waking: confusion Soon after: happiness Soon after: misery By lunch: happiness By end of classes: sluggishness After that, it's a grab-bag.

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Where to hide that body...? Feed it to pigs.

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How many people are really stupid enough to admit they listen to Rush Limbaugh? I for one would rather die than admit that. Howard Stern is better, what say you? Here's a little equation I worked out: Howard Stern (H) = Rush Limbaugh (R)+ Boobs^2 + Midgets/(hours of radio time x total listeners)

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FHM just voted Megan Fox as the hottest girl on the planet. Do you agree? If not, who is it? Oh God, no. Megan Fox is hideous, in my opinion. There are countless women who I would rank above her.

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What are those things called, a photo that you turn in different directions and the picture changes? Holograms.

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Who was hotter, Wilma or Betty? Why? Betty Rubble.

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Does Bette Midler swallow? According to Comedy Central, she does.

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What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so fat"? I may be fat, but you are ugly, and exercise is cheaper than plastic surgery.

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Hey, LOCLAB If you love cats or little kids you will love this. Tell me what do you think about this guy? Haha, that made my cat go nuts!

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If you are not anything then what are you? Nothing, perhaps?

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What would be the worst store to be stuck in during the zombie apocalypse? Wal-mart. Think about it. It would be infested with looters and 14 year old zombie survivalist wannabees who think that it is a viable place to build a fortress.

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Signs that the person you are dating is too young? Pro-lifers line up to save them?

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Thongs or french knickers? French knickers by far.

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What words can you spell on a standard calculator? 7734 .07734 58008 5318008 Hell, hello, boobs, and boobies. That's all I can think of right now.

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I'm so sick of turning on the tv and hearing about __________________ . just about anything that warrants being on tv in the first place.

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How common is snow in the southern United States during winter? I live in Tennessee, and we get three or four snows a winter, but it's never very much; only 2-3 inches at most. I'm not sure about other southern states.

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Do you own more or less than 100 books? I own over 3000 books the last time I tried counting. I have two small bookcases full of books, and the rest are in piles, stacks, and in tubs.

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Do you have a safety word? if so what is it? Poodle, or Clint Eastwood, or something like that...

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How long ago you had a wonderfhul romatic time with your lovers? Everything's eventual.

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Would you forcibly try to prevent someone from committing suicide, even if you have to physically restrain him/her? I've done it before, I'd do it again.

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At Christmas time are you happy, sad or somewhere in between? I'm usually miserable around the holidays, especially Christmas. This year may be a little better though.

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What was the weirdest present you got for Christmas? A pair of rainbow striped toe socks from my dear grandmother. (no, she isn't senile)

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Lucifer is not satan. he has been errously mistaken as the serraphim and dark master of hell. Do you know who the real satan is? Are you a Marcionite? There seem to be quite a few of you guys on here. I thought the sect died out in the 2nd century. Guess not.

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HOW DO YOU BURN WATER With fire of course!

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Athiest: Can you PROVE you love your S/O? What does proving your love for someone have to do with religion or lack thereof?

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I carry a small knife on my key chain, do you do that? I don't have a small knife on my keychain, but I have a medium knife in my pocket, and a HUGE knife in my car.

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Electric _____________. Feel.

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I personally think we human beings are pretty awesome creatures. Why? Because we carry on. No matter what we endure, we carry on. What do you think? We also put robots on Mars. That's pretty cool.

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What happens to the kids that were made fun of in school? Where do you think they are know? I'm in college now.

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True or False : you an equal opportunity flirt? I'm a passive flirt with alot of people, sometimes I don't even know it. I'm an active flirt with people I actually have an interest in.

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I hate being single, but i also hate women BECAUSE i am single. How do i resolve this issue? (Shrinks dont seem to work). Accept the fact that it isn't women's fault you are single. Hating women isn't going to get you a meaningful relationship, you might as well just get over your irrational hatred.

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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012? No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...

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When your alone do you feel surrounded No.

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Can bleach pass a drug test No.

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Is your penis small? No.

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What is ten feet below you right now? A coke machine and an elevator engine room.

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How conservative or liberal are you? Scale yourself from 1(extremely conservative) to 10(extremely liberal). (-3,-6) You need coordinates for my politics.

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On a scale of 1-10, How alert are you right now? 3.

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What is sexy about sex? All that hot cellular biology that's occurring... ohhh yeaaaaahhhhh!

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Attempted suicide? Where you disappointed that you failed...or that your even considered it? I'm happy I failed.

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Who were u back in highschool? I was the friendly, sensitive guy who was known for being really smart, slightly nerdy, somewhat sexy (at least to younger emo girls and band chicks), occasionally boring, mostly friends with girls (yet permanently friend zoned), teacher's pet, but no one hated me because nobody really had a good reason to. I was nice to everyone. Even the dickheads.

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?me like backwards talk you Can .peY

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What was one of your strangest conversations on Omegle.com? It was much too obscene for answerbag, but I wound up scaring a pedophile and making him swear off the internet for good.

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HOW CAN I STOP WAY INSTAIN MOTHER! I WNAT TO GETS PRAGNET N HAF A BABIE BUTT MY MOM AND GOIN INSTAIN! HELP PLZ they need do way instain mother who kill their babby because babby canot frigt back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar, who killd her three kids. they are taking the babby back to new york to lady to rest, my pary are with the father who lost his chlirdren. i am truely sorry for your lots

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The ABer Reptar licked a guitar. Could he be pregnant?!=D Only in 2012.

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What song(s) made you cry? This song is the most depressing song I have ever heard. I ball every time I hear it.

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What is something you might find in a Kindergarten Class Room? Super dangerous fingernail clippers that can be used as a lethal weapon and should be banned for the children.

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What would you do if you were a member in the story "the lottery" by shirley jackson? I have to answer this question for an essay, but I really don't understand :( That's the story about the cult town that sacrifices people who win a lottery right? If so, just write a paragraph or two about how pissed you'd be to live in a crazy town where that sort of thing happens. It shouldn't be hard. I can imagine that sort of life would be quite frightening.

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Are we really "free" in America? Freer than many, but still under the thumbs of the "higher ups" whether they are obvious about it or not.

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Which of the seven sins - wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, or gluttony - have you indulged in over the last 24 hours? Sloth, pride, lust, and envy.

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Can you complete this ....? If it were up to me, I'd have more ______________ and less _____________. time loneliness

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What would you do if your girlfriend threw a pair of scissors at you so hard they stuck in a wall? Find a new girlfriend.

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Have you ever piss yourself off? Often.

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Meow? Meow? Meow? Grabbadiddy! Grabbadiddy! Grabbadiddy!

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Have you ever been in a relationship with somebody who never hugged you, kissed you, or held your hand? If so, how did that make you feel? That was more or less how things were with my first "girlfriend."

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I am a Xbox user. i have two games in my mind which are the modern warfare 2 and left 4 dead 2. whic one would it be more better chioce? I think in the long run Left4Dead2 has more replay value.

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What is your belief on 12.12.2012. None of that Hollywood/History Channel crap is going to happen.

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Do you know any women who shoot? I'm friends with a few. Oh, and my mom shoots.

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Will class IIIA Body armor stop a 7.62 x 39 FMJ bullet? Most likely no. New armor protects against 8.1 g (125 gr) .357 SIG FMJ Flat Nose (FN) bullets at a velocity of 448 m/s ± 9.1 m/s (1470 ft/s ± 30 ft/s) and 15.6 g (240 gr) .44 Magnum Semi Jacketed Hollow Point (SJHP) bullets at a velocity of 436 m/s (1430 ft/s ± 30 ft/s). Conditioned armor protects against 8.1 g (125 gr) .357 SIG FMJ Flat Nose (FN) bullets at a velocity...

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MEN:Are you wearing Jeans right now? Yep.

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What else, can a condom be used for? They can be used to store and carry water if you are stranded and thirsty and don't have a canteen.

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How many of you on AB are left - handed , like me? .ma I

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What is something you associate with England? CCTV cameras.

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If someone were to make a church of lennonism based on the church of john lennon who would join it? Nope.

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Do you remember when _____ was cool? owning a pair of Lee Pipes

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What are the English equivalent to these American words: Pants, rappel, eggplant, parking lot, hood, trunk, garbage, gasoline, candy and stroller? pants - trousers? Hood- bonnet trunk - lorry, I think? garbage - rubbish gasoline - petrol stroller - pram, or perambulator. That's all I know.

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What is your opinion on Red JumpSuit Apparatus Bleh, not for me.

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Why is a legal rx drug called Fentanyl legal(100x stronger than morphine) and Marijuana isnt? Cotton companies weren't losing money to the people who make Fentanyl in the 1920's.

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Who would you rather meet, the President or the Queen? The Queen (I'm assuming of England) sounds so much more interesting.

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Can you finish this sentence please?: Oh my god! You looked __________. so demure.

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You scream, I scream we all scream for__________? interesting fritter recipes.

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Am i pregnant?? How are we supposed to know? Did you have unprotected sex? Did you miss your period? Do you suddenly have a large, round belly? There is too much missing information.

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I smoked a 30 sack a day for a month and a half until September 24 and ive been clean since could i pass a drug test Im 5'8" and 150 lbs? You'll pass.

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My favorite ABer Phillis, just reached the SWAMI level. Would you please join me in congratulating her amazing achievement as well as recognizing what an incredible Answerbagger, woman and friend she is? :-) Yay, I love Phillis!

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In your completely honest opinion, do you believe that homosexual activity is wrong? Nope. As long as it's consensual, I don't see anything wrong with it.

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Fill in the blank please: I am smarter than ________. not many people.

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Is homosexual marriage morally acceptable? I don't see why it wouldn't be.

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Is there a local attraction near you that people would recognize the name of it? Dollywood.

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Does Evolution exist? Yep, it's been observed.

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Do you think you are good in bed? I might be.

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What was your 1st grade teachers name? Mrs. Craidon.

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When you were a kid what did you do at the playground? Live action Super Mario.

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I like how music of the 20's 30's 40's and 50's sound is there any artist that sound like them ...the artist don't have to be well known.. Try the Ink Spots, Bobby Darin, Paul Anka, Jay and the Americans, for starters.

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Are people with definite opinions intimidating to you? Not so much as people who are so set in all their beliefs that they gladly shoot down any dissent without so much as a quick listen.

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What are your thoughts on having homework banned from your school? No word of lie, some schools in the USA have done this. I, like just about everyone else, hated homework in middle and highschool, but in retrospect, I find that it is a necessary evil to reinforce concepts that should have been learned in the classroom. Public schools are beyond help anyway, so I don't think it really matters all that much anymore.

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Have you ever brought anything unusual in the shower with you? I had to hurry and get into the shower, so instead of finishing by ice cream cone in the living room, I took it in the shower with me and finished it there, heheehe. A glass of Maker's Mark.

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My boyfriend always assumes that im going to cheat on him, he hacked my hotmail and facebook and goes through my phone it really upsets me but i love him. is this emotional abuse? he always assumes im going to lie to him or cheat what do i do? He's paranoid and his actions ARE emotionally abusive. Relationships should be built on trust. People like this rarely change, so I would exercise caution if I were you.

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Non-Christians, Agnostics, and Atheists. Are you offended by religious Christmas music? No, not at all. I actually enjoy alot of it. I say "Merry Christmas" too. It's not a huge deal. The whole "war on Christmas" thing is really rather silly, and most atheist/agnostic/non-believers/etc I know really don't care that much.

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My GF says one day she would like to own a Walther PPK, how can I go about telling her revolvers are the way to go? Revolvers aren't necessarily the way to go, Queen, and you should trust my judgment, I've shot a TON of automatics and wheel guns alike. Most self-defense experts do not really recommend revolvers over automatics. It is a myth that revolvers are more reliable, and I'd much rather have the larger magazine capacity that most automatics have over the typical 5 or 6 round cylinders...

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What body place would you not kiss your S/O? There isn't really a limit for me.

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Have you gotten into the Christmas spirit yet? Meh...

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What would you put inside a time capsule to be opened 50 years from now? A copy of the US Constitution.

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Do you think narcissism and sociopathy are more common than they used to be? (extreme selfishness, arrogance, lack of empathy, desire to have what they want no matter who they hurt) Yes, and I think that social networking sites are partially to blame.

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What is in your arsenal? Here's my zombie survival kit: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8392066 I've got some other goodies too that aren't pictured. All legal, of course.

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Does a potato really work as a silencer for a gun? Nope.

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When you were a child, what was your favorite food, you made in your Easy Bake Oven? Brownies. (Yes, I did have an Easybake, and a Dr. Dreadful lab!)

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Are you aware that false religion is over, the atheists and gays and pot smokers are among you as equals for every knee will bow. For we are of him. That God gave His son to save us? bible verses containing fear based theology need not apply. .

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I saw an American woman on the train saying that she took her daughter shooting for her 14th birthday. She said it was "a great family day out". Does anybody think that is acceptable? Shooting can be a fun and safe hobby. There is nothing unacceptable about it.

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How often do you have pasta of some kind? At least once a week.

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I'm horney, can you help me? 1) images.google.com 2) Turn off the safe search. 3) Type "sex" 4) ????? 5) PROFIT!

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When did the religion islam arise Around 610 CE.

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Have you ever watched every episode of a television series? If so, which one? The Adventures of Pete & Pete Rugrats (until they started to suck) Doug (until Disney got ahold of it) Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Is there anything better then driving through freshly fallen autumn leaves? Sexing through them?

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What is your favorite poem you wrote? Either of these two... -Holiday Traffic Driving home drunk with water From snowglobes To see a would-be father in your living room Swords drawn, a prophet to your screams While I tripped and fell on my own bayonet Long dulled by your heart and lungs To your photographs: my torture device My crucifix in a shoebox And I, a gilded cage A sultan on your couch Watching the...

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Do you like getting comments? Yes, especially when they are more than just a "thanks."

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If your single, how many people have you been interested in at one time? Two in the past. Now, just one.

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Is the answerbag category 'Christian Science' a contradiction in terms? As written, yes, but relating to what it's actually talking about, no, it's not, because it is dealing with the sect of Christianity known as "Christian Science" or "Church of Christ, Scientist." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_science

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Do you think that people with a high I.Q. have an excessively active mind and they may find it difficult to calm their minds to do meditation? I've been tested pretty high and I can hardly fall asleep due to all the crap that runs through my head at an extremely rapid rate. It's no fun at all :-[

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Have you been the victim of a DRing drive by lately? Happens just about every day for me.

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Anyone not offended by Moral Oral or the Boondocks? I don't care for the Boondocks (not because it offends me, it's just not my cup of tea) but I love Moral Orel!

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How do i sex? You can sex a reptile by locating its cloaca which is on its supine surface behind the hind legs just at the base of the tail.

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Which skill do you wish you were the best at? Violin.

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What can you smell? Lacquer, a stale cigar, cologne, and leftover hamburger.

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Growing up in rural Virginia, we had tons of fruit trees that I foraged on when playing. What fruits were yoo able to eat from the land when you were a kid? Blackberries :-]

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So, how do you feel about this? Pretty good.

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Al-Quest is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a Canada party in his honour? Congrats!

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Can you name a combination of three items that you would buy and the cashier might be suspicious or weirded out of what you are going to do with those items? Ex. Ky Jelly, Sarah Palin's Going Rogue: An American Life, and one pair of socks. Knee pads, pain killers, and a wiffle ball bat. Throw in some lube too, if there's room for one more item.

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Fill in the blank: "Writing is____________." sacred.

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Do you have an open mind? On any subject? My mind is pretty open, but not so open that my brains fall out.

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Fill in the blank: "The written word is________." sacred.

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When it comes to handwriting, are you a lefty, or a righty? Lefty.

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What is the most valued item you have ever lost? Three years of my life.

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You're walking down a road. What does the road and everything around it look like? The road is actually the tongue of a giant wooden robot with fluorescent lightbulbs floating over it. And the sky is made of lemonade.

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Do use the "Pieces of Flair" app on Facebook? What do you think of this flair that I made? I like it!

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Mark Lavin or Barak Obama for president Neither.

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What is your current desktop background? Looks like this:

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Three feelings you are feeling right now? Creative, shaky, scholarly.

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What is a clever response to the question "What's up?" Hard d*&ks and helicopters.

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Gross but have to ask. My daughter frequently complains that something is caught in her throat, she hacks and gags until she eventually spits out this white colored chunky thing. It smells terrible. What is this thing??? Why does this happen? Tonsil stones. They are really common. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsil_stone

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Do u think the person who rejected t your love will regret it One day? Probably, but that's okay, because I'm moving on to bigger and better things.

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Where is the strangest place you have ever woke up? Under a pile of empty coke boxes snuggling with a girl I don't know's hat.

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I'm going to send in________so we can______. Colonial Space Marines end the Alien threat once and for all.

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What's your greatest fears in life? Mine are to be old and alone and not be successful. Is this normal and do you think it will change with time Social and romantic isolation.

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Would you be interested in a totally 'no strings' relationship just for sex? If I was involved in a long term, intimate, and loving relationship with someone else, and they wanted to invite someone else to join in a ménage à trois, I would be fine with, and actually prefer a "no strings" relationship with the third party. Other than that, I'm more interested in romance and that sortof thing anyway.

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Are you good looking or about average? I dunno, my vision sucks.

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What's one thing, that YOU 1st thing of, that just Sucks? Politics. Oh, and Math.

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If I asked you for a dollar would you give it to me? Probably.

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What is something you would never kiss? The door handle to an adult video store.

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I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 1/2 years now. I smoked weed before our relationship stopped to be with her. i never stopped and been hiding it from her i will marry her and life would be great if she would let/accept that i want to do it. How do i Hate to burst your bubble, mate, but you are probably going to have to give up weed if your girlfriend doesn't approve of it. It's a choice you are going to have to make. What is more important, a high, or your girlfriend and relationship?

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Are you young enough to never have used a card catalog? Or even know what one is? I've used them before.

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What was your most traumatic experience as a child? I've had my face shoved into a broken couch, my foot dipped in boiling water, I've had my head beaten against a desk, I've been forcefed...

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Can I video tape you? Sure, I'll be sure and put on a good show.

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If you woke up in jail next to me what would be the first thing you'd say to me....(4 words only) Hey there sweet cheeks.

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I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) Boogerworm. http://www.funpages.com/boogerworm/

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I love used books! I've been told that my passion for collecting them is weird. Does anyone else share this desire to own old books? I own over 3000 books, and most of them are used or antiques. I could post pictures, but I doubt this site has the bandwidth to handle them ;-) Maybe I'll get around to it one day.

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Did you ever work at a public library? I volunteered at one for about two years when I was in highschool. I actually really enjoyed it. Libraries are sexy.

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What's one thing, that YOU have satisfactorily bought online? A violin, ammunition, assorted antiques, books, food, camping gear... All of my online shopping experiences have been positive, except for the time I ordered a flintlock pistol kit and it was backordered for 6 months and they finally charged me for it after I forgot about it and had no money in my account :-(

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How do you make a library sexy? http://tannas.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/shelving_in_silhouette.jpg It's pretty easy, actually.

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If you can choose,what kind of dream you want to have tonight?. I'd like to have one of my recurring, lucid dreams again about weird, imaginary places created by my subconscious.

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Motivational Posters... Don't you just love 'em ?! Send me your favorite http://forums.corral.net/photopost/data/517/M1Motivator.jpg

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Spiritually speaking-are atheists aware of what they are missing-Love of the Lord? Back when I was a Christian, I didn't feel much love from anywhere.

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Don't you think hinduism is wrong? - Praying in front of a weird ugly statue - Saying that the weird ugly statue is your God when a human created it by hand? - Women showing their bellies when they are overweight - You got million thousand gods? You best be trollin'

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or neither? If you arent either,...what are you? Neither. They represent two equally authoritarian wings of the same corrupt bird. Oh, and that bird wants to strip you of your rights.

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Is it dangerous,in your opinion,to drive a vehicle and send text messages at the same time? It's dangerous in more than just my opinion, it's dangerous in fact.

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Do guys like flexible girls? It's not gonna count against you, that's for sure.

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Have you ever felt so heart broken ,that it really feel's like your heart hurt's? Absolutely yes.

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What's your idea of hell? I had a dream about Hell the other night. It was a huge, windswept desert with massive crevices in the ground, elevated, rusty walkways, a black sky that looked like it had scratches on it, and everything had a rusty, corroded look. The wreckage of old military airplanes was strewn about everywhere, and the demons looked like men wearing keffiyehs over their faces, with heavy leather boots...

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Is your view on the Germany TODAY influenced by what Hitler did earlier? Even it's not the fault of the "new" generation.. Not really. I know plenty of Germans personally, I've studied the country, language, and culture, and I'm one of those few Americans who can differentiate between Nazis and actual Germans.

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What makes people vote the way they do? Many psychologists have suggested that our brains are hard-wired to favor particular types of candidates based on our own personalities and willingness to submit to authority.

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Is there anything positive to say about Satan. He gave us.... m/ HEAVY METAL m/

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Was the holocaust real? Absolutely yes, despite what some people would have you think. http://indianinthemachine.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ebensee-concentration-camp-prisoners-1945.jpg http://www.qualityinformationpublishers.com/historicalpictures/Nazi%20Concentration%20Camp5.GIF http://1conservativemomma.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/holocaust-bodies.jpg ...

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What is is like in a Pentecostal church? If anyone is familiar with them, would you recommend I go to one? I observed two services at one for a school essay in my religion class, and I have been to one before several years ago. The preacher jumped up and down on the pews, people were being anointed with Wesson cooking oil, and an old lady went and laid down on the floor in the front of the altar and screamed for about 40 minutes. At the one I went to years ago, the preacher screamed and...

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Is it safe to put cats on a vegan diet? Cat's are carnivores. There is absolutely NO reason to put a cat on a vegan diet.

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Are you 100% heterosexual? I find other men attractive sometimes, but I wouldn't ever have intercourse with another man, although I would probably be comfortable having a threesome with another man and a woman. So to answer your question, no, I'm not 100%, but neither is anyone else, most likely.

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What is the weirdest question have you seen on answerbag? "my bf nuttered in my virginer hole aNd i rubed it in am i pregnet?"

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Is my younger brother ugly? 13 years old and half - http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2563/geek1j.png about a week after his 14th birthday - http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2985/geek2.png what can he do to be more attractive? (he asked me) He's alot better looking than I was at that age, that's for sure.

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The money we waste on ______ would be better spent on ______. drugs food

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What colour do you think suits you best? Green and black.

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What does your avatar stand for? It's me.

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All non-Christians are fools, for they deny the existence of the Biblical God (Pslam 14:1). What do you think? Prove to me beyond a shadow of a doubt that God exists, and then we'll talk.

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Should it be a requirement to view a sonogram and listen to the heartbeat before getting an abortion? Why or why not? No. It's a thinly disguised attempt to manipulate a woman's emotions and control her sexuality and body.

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Is the USA a free country? Freer than many, but still extremely authoritarian.

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Do you believe in a unisex God .. or a male God ..? I think that if there was a God, it is much too big to be confined to human ideas of gender and sexuality.

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I am drunk, now what? Bedtime?

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Are you jealous of your cat? No, I practically lead the same existence he does anyway: eat, sleep, loaf around, whine....

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What year was your grandfather born? On my mom's side: 1936 On my dad's side: 194something...

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What happened at the end of The Blair Witch Project where they were inside the house? The Blair Witch devoured them.

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What is christopher robin doing at the bottom of those stairs? Eeyore finally snapped.

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What is the oldest birth and or death date on a grave you have ever visited or seen? ... Where? I saw a few graves where the people died in the 1780s and 1790s. They are in the rear of a very large cemetery near my house.

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What was the last thing you yell out during Sex? NEED MORE LOTION, DONT CRAMP UP ON ME NOW, HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *sleeps*

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What does the term "Bollywood" mean? Bollywood is the Indian equivalent to the US's Hollywood. As far as I know, the prefix "bolly" as used doesn't have any particular significance in India.

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Are guns safe? When used correctly and treated with respect, yes, they are very safe. Contrary to popular belief, guns don't just get up and shoot up elementary schools on their own, or randomly explode without warning.

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What do you keep at home for defense? AR-15. The rest of my guns are C&Rs that are way too unwieldy for self-defense purposes.

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Republicans or democrats? It's like a choice between cancer and AIDS: they both just suck. I'll take the Bull Moose Party, thank you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_moose_party

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What is the typical per-book payment rate for a best-selling author? Anywhere from 100,000-400,000+ in advance payments, and 12-20% of the book price in royalties.

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Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone? Crockett. He's from my home state.

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Who was the first friend you made on AB? weareallhypocrites and Chainsaw.

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Do you trust obama I don't trust any politician. Anyone who does hasn't paid very good attention to history.

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Do guys love beautiful girls more than brainy girls? I'm pretty good at finding girls who are both. I consider myself lucky.

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Is your laugh infectious? Not really. I have a really goofy, awkward, rigid- sounding laugh.

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Am I the only one on AB this morning? I would like to know who is here, so if you don't mind please state your names. Thank you. Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard. I stay on Answerbag while I do my homework, and I usually do my homework around this time, so that's why I'm on here :)

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Dont you just hate it when you hear someone say "If evolution is true where are all the half human half apes?" Seriously? It just proves how poorly understood evolution is in our society.

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What do you have next to you "right now"? To the left: A Harper Collins study bible, An Illustrated History of the First World War (by John Keegan), and some pillows. To the right: My cellphone, a shoebox guitar I'm working on, a pipe wrench, more pillows, and my Mosin-Nagant. For real. I'm quite the multi-tasker.

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When was the last time someone said to you "i love you"? Exactly an hour ago.

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What is your favorite thing to hunt? Spare change in the couch.

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What are some songs that are so beautiful they will make me cry? That's a tough one, NICK, it depends on your musical tastes. Hide and Seek, by Imogen Heap always gets me, but that's only because I have emotional memories invested in the lyrics. If I think of anything else, I'll get back to you.

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Who is watching you at this moment? Several alphabet agencies of the US government, I'm sure.

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How many hours a day would you read your e-mail? 10 minutes max.

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Would you rather there be a God or not be a God? That's hard to say. I suppose it would depend on the nature of the God.

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Now look what they're up to! What do you think of this?! Here's the link in case it doesn't post correctly: http://i48.tinypic.com/34dog7r.jpg From my cold dead hands...

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What do you think the difference between Love and Lust is? Love endures after the body does not.

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******Stillme FBB****** is our newest SWAMI, (Level 80) Will you Please help me congratulate her? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Good job!

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Who pays for Wall Street's $700 billion bailout? The American taxpayer, and their children, and their children's children, and their children's children's children....

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Where were you conceived? I'm pretty sure I was conceived at a summer frat party sometime in May of 1989.

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Are you employed right now? Full time college student. So no...

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What's one thing you wanted, that you're glad you didn't get? Marriage.

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If universal health care is the answer, what is the question? What is a current hot button issue that is about to be discussed in the US Senate?

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Have you ever cried while on AnswerBag? Once, and it was for a certain member that has recently been suggested to have been a fraud.

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Religion is bullshit, agree or disagree and why? Neither agree, nor disagree. Yes, I think that probably all religions are just ancient inventions of humankind, meant to fill some type of void in our understandings, and religion is directly responsible for many, many of the troubles in the world, both past and present, but religion is also a complex subject that cannot be simply written off as "bullshit" from the start, despite...

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Ginger or mary anne Mary Anne.

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McDonald's is the answer, what was the question? Which fast food establishment uses bat shit as filler material for their hamburgers on a regular basis?

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If you were on a bus full of homosexuals, would you get off? Oh I'd certainly get off, if ya know what I mean ;-)

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What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp? How to function as a normal independent adult.

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Do you ever feel that you are on the lines of being arrogant? Oh I know I'm arrogant!

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How do i get mad skill at call of duty? Play it several hours a day.

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Where can I buy a bunch of small, cloth American flags for a display? I can find plastic ones, but so far, no clothe. http://expressflags.com/

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Who remembers drive ins ? any left ? did you ever watch the entire movie ? .........or... There are 3 active drive-ins within 50 miles of where I live. Last time I went, I watched the entire movie because I was much to young to be sock hoppin' in the back seat.

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Do you like gentle people? Are you one of them? I like them, if they have other qualities that I seek out in people as well. I'm gentle too. I couldn't hurt a fly... unless of course, that fly was actually a large hulking man who was trying to hurt my family or friends.

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What would you bring with you if you had to stay over at a haunted house? This stuff...

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Do you personally know a waitress/waiter? One of my best friends is a waiter, and another one of my best friends is a waitress :D

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I don't believe in God yet I have a fascination with angels, esp. Archangels such as Raphael, Gabriel, Michael, Uriel etc. Does this mean that I believe in them? I think that's up to you to answer. I am fascinated by ghost stories, but that doesn't mean I believe in them.

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What religion are you? Agnostic-ish. I think there may be something big out there, and I'd like for there to be, but I don't think we can ever really know for sure, and it probably doesn't really matter anyway. That's my "religion" in a nutshell.

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Have you ever been physically attacked? Yep.

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If you answer a question, do you rate it? Nearly always, unless the question is absolutely stupid and I'm just messing around with the asker, which is maybe .5% of the time.

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It may be me but of late does it seem that AB is full of useless dribble and off the wall questions? It seems that tree huggers and veggies are everywhere or teenage girls worrying about "are they pregnant?" You think it's bad now, you should have seen it a year ago :-/

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Would the humans be successful if they fought using Guerilla Warfare on Planet of the apes? Maybe slightly moreso than they originally were, but probably not victorious. They could probably capture a few firearms using improvised booby traps and work from there, but they didn't seem organized enough to do anything like that.

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"He/She soooooooo dreamy!" Who is it? It's me! :D

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Can you direct me to any databases of articles that criticize biblical books from a literary critical/scholarly perspective? Bump for pertinence....

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How will you react this time guys, when you get socks and hankies for Christmas again? I burn through socks rather quickly, so I'm actually always pretty thankful to be getting new ones!

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What part of your body do you love to show off most? My face.

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Can a penny falling from the 1250 ft Empire State building kill someone? No. The penny would not reach a velocity high enough to cause a killing blow. This has been debunked by physicists.

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Do you have any proof that LAW OF ATTRACTION really work? The "Law of Attraction" is total BS. Nobody has any proof that it actually works.

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Do you think the linked question should have been rejected? It was placed in the HUMOR category, and was, in fact, humorously intended. Needs more 2012.

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What is the best way of picking a Christmas tree? My mum and I usually look for one that is at least a foot shorter than our ceiling to accommodate a topper, and it must have strong branches to handle heavy ornaments, as well as a full "figure." That is, a nice cone shape.

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I say "spit or swallow" you say? Cooking! http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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Have you ever been peer pressured into smoking or drinking? If so how did it turn out for you? Good.. bad? Answers pl0x. I never touched any of that stuff in highschool, because I was the hXc Str8EdXXXge XxX kid that everyone hated, but when I got to college, there was a slight bit of pressure to drink, but nothing intimidating. I sortof took it up on my own, and I'm more of a casual liquor drinker than a balls-out party time beer guzzler, by far. I was never pressured to smoke, but I picked up tobacco...

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I caught my neighbor peeking over the fence and into my bedroom. i found it really creepy. have you ever had a nieghbor that creeped you out? what did they do? I'm pretty sure that my neighbors are running a Christian militia out of their house. They are two clean cut, handsome guys, probably in their early 20's (not much older than me) and their cars are covered in crazy Christian bumper stickers warning of the imminent doom faced by non-believers. Plus, they have an arsenal of guns that rivals my own, and I'm a competitive shooter. ...

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The new guy im seeing is always hard.i have never seen him soft...does that mean he is really into me? He may actually need to see a doctor. Perma-boner is actually a pretty dangerous condition. Either that, or you really are hot sh*t.

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Would you start a blog? I've started a few, but they didn't last past a few postings, and I don't even remember the links anymore.

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What would you quit for 10 years going on the computer or watching t.v. TV.

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What are you doing up so late? Well, it's either Answerbag, or work on my 1500 word term paper comparing the liberal, critical method of Biblical inquiry to the traditional Christian methods employed in a church of my choosing.

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Where is your "sensitive" spot (the spot they touch that turns you on most)? Ex: Mine is my ears. Like if they nibble, whisper or blow on them I get really turned on. Pretty typical, but it's my neck. Well, that and my nipples :-P

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You know on those police chases on truTV? Out of curiousity, how do you think these criminals live or even how they wake up in the morning?  I'm willing to bet that alot of them live in poverty or have some type of mental illness or mild retardation.

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Is the house you grew up in still standing? Yep.

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Is it true that all feminists are lesbians? Hardly. I'm a heterosexual male feminist, if you want an example ;-)

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Can you name something that you believe is an abomination? Rape.

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Dirigibles, blimps, zeppelins...is there a difference between the three, and if so, what is it? Dirigible is a catch-all term for many different types of airships. Zeppelins are airships (Dirigibles) that contain a rigid framework covered in a skin and inflated with a lighter-than-air gas. A Blimp does not contain an integral framework.

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Do you find a particular kind of uniform sexy? A woman in military uniforms, particularly if there is a fantasy element to them, gets my motor runnin' every time.

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What do you do when your Drunk? Homework, sometimes babysit others who are awful at holding their liquor.

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What's your best friend like? He is quiet, yet secretly a real wild card, women drool whenever he walks into a room, and he is sortof a metrosexual redneck, if that makes any sense.

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Does this picture bother you? Are you offended by women who breast feed in public? Oh Lawd, a BOOB! Make it go away! I'm feeling titillated! Just kidding. I have no problem at all with breastfeeding in public. It's natural. The breast has been WAY over-sexualized in our culture and people get much too bent out of shape over mother's feeding their children in public.

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Finish this Sentence: Please protect your _________. rights.

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Do you consider yourself attractive? I think I'm hot stuff :-P

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Have you ever eaten something that tasted so good that is just made you smile? The first time I had tiramisu, I was sure I was going to have an orgasm... so yes.

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Which would you rather have, slot cars, HO train set? I'll take the train set. I love model trains.

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What is the most standard gauge? HO is the most popular, with N as a close second.

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Does anyone know where I can find a Rutlland railway Engine for HO scale? Try this website: http://www.modeltrains.com/what%27s%20new-cont%27d.htm

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Don't you just love the song "Tom Sawyer" by Rush? I dig it.

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I like a boy should I tell him that I like him? Go for it.

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Can you use a n scale train engine on an ho scale track? No. N Scale trains fall right between the rails on HO track.

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Do you think banana is the cheapest fruit? Bananas are herbs, actually ;-)

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When was the last time you went for a movie? Did you have a good time? I went with two ladyfriends to see "Where the Wild Things Are" and we all wound up balling like babies. It was fun though. Cost me about 45 dollars for a ticket and popcorn though :-P

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SOLVE THE EQUATION: 14 year old girl sucks a lollipop. 16 year old girl sucks an ice cream. What does an 18 year old girl suck? The blood of the innocent?

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Would this skeleton scare you? The hell...? Gives a whole new meaning to the term "boner" I guess...

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What is the sexiest race of people on the planet? Every group has their good qualities, but if I had to pick, I'd say the Swedes ;-)

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What is a sign of true intelligence? Knowing when to shut up.

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Have you ever done anything that unintentionally creeped someone out? That seems to happen every time I go somewhere where other people are.

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Where did you get that scar from? A certain family member shoved my face into a broken couch when I was a toddler.

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True or False? You are tired of hearing (and talking) about the year 2012. I can't wait until 2012 comes and goes so I can laugh at all the stupid f*cks who offed themselves in preparation for whatever the hell they expect to happen.

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What is your favorite "S" word? Surplus.

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Do atheists know why humans age and then die?"? Organic beings tend to wear out over time.

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Is engineering a "dead-end job"? You can make good money as an engineer, if that's what you are wondering.

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Are you a virgin...its just a survey for something. Yes.

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Are there secrets you hide from your family? Yep.

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Do Atheists celebrate thanksgiving> Yes.

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Do you believe in the Bible Code? No. You can do the same thing with just about any big book.

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Should Black Friday be banned? No. Why? It's good for local economies.

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If you had to change your name, what would it be? I was almost named "Rafael." If I had to pick an alternate name, that would be it.

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Is Jim Jones an example of a model American Citizen? Absolutely not.

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Im agnostic but i pretend im catholic because of my families background. So ill pretend to pray at my dads get togethers and he still thinks i am catholic...should i just tell him that im agnostic? I'm in a similar boat. I actually had to say the prayer at Thanksgiving dinner yesterday :-P I would eventually tell them when you think the time is right, and only if you are comfortable having them know. Remember, if they don't accept you, that's their problem, not yours.

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Name a famous Bruce. Bruce Campbell.

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Who are we fighting in Afghanistan? What's left of Al Qaida.

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How old were you when you had your first love? 14? I believe...

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What is the weirdest pet you have heard of someone keeping? I know a guy who is a falcon keeper. He's a member of the Tennessee Faclonry Association or something like that. I kept a pet Preying Mantis named "Elvis" for a while, if that counts.

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Why do the guys who don't study very well get the most respect when they are in high school? When you are in highschool, stupidity is considered "sexy." Don't worry, that sortof thinking usually disappears once you get to college... usually. Or you could always try and find a sexy nerd.

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Are you pro or anti gun control? Vehemently and extremely anti-gun control and very, VERY pro gun ownership. I also think that it's worth mentioning that I am what most people would call a "liberal" or a "progressive" and I believe that instead of blaming inanimate objects (guns) for crimes and societal ills, we should be addressing the root causes of crime instead (i.e. Poverty, mental illness,...

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Take a look at my wife, how do I stop guys from hitting on her? Give them the phone number to the nearest optometrist.

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What Church would Jesus attend? He probably wouldn't attend any church, as Jesus wasn't a "Christian" but a Jew. He would most likely attend Synagogue, if he went anywhere at all.

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Hi, This is my first time to ask a question but I'm really scared :( Since September, My sister has been skipping meals and exercising loads. She spends ages in the toilet and her hair has started to fall out! She has lost over a stone and won't eat anyth She's probably bulimic, hon, you need to tell your parents!

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If the answer is I do what is the question? Do you enjoy kittens?

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Do you know anyone who lives in a double-wide? I live in Tennessee: land of ten thousand trailer parks, of course I know a few folks that live in them!

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Have you ever met a man/woman you fell for immediately? Oh yeah.

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What would you do for money? Work.

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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? Killing is the only language that some people understand.

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What would you do for money? Work.

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How old were you in 1999? 9

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What do you do when Black Friday comes? Nothing. If I have shopping to do, I do it online.

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What are your parting words? I usually say "take care." "Have a good one."

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As an American, I'm sick of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the World. What do you guys think? It's already been pointed out to you that Europe isn't a country, so I'm not going to beat that dead horse anymore. And I think that brash generalizations won't get any of us anywhere, whether we are European or American.

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What was the name of the last magazine you read? Either National Geographic or Surplus Rifle Shooter, I can't recall which.

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Why is most history based on war? The winners of said wars are the ones who typically write history.

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Why do people find short sentences so much more appealing than longer, more descriptive, more lyrical, and more stylistically creative sentences? Short attention spans? Or perhaps our culture encourages terse speech and writing as part of an ingrained societal anti-intellectualism? Do ya see what I did there? ;-)

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What is the greatest accomplishment of your life? Scoring a full scholarship to college with a nice hunk of cash left over to save :-D

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If you’re in love please put your name down so the happiness may be shared :) Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard.

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Historically so, who is a hero to you? Theodore Roosevelt.

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Is the global financial crisis over? Hardly. If I remember correctly, the U.A.E. are expecting to have some pretty severe financial issues in the coming weeks.

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What are you ? Link on page A polite, sexybitch who loves to swallow werewolves.

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I AM REALLY HAVING FUN ON THIS SITE (AB)! ARE YOU? I wouldn't still be here after over a year if I wasn't.

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Are you waiting for something? If so, what? Spring Break.

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Can u make 2+2=5 WINSTON, WHAT DOES 2 + 2 EQUAL? ...4.... NO WINSTON, 2 + 2 EQUALS 5. (SHOCCKKKKKK!!!) LET'S TRY AGAIN...

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My boyfriend wants to take our relationship further by introducing sexual activities. But i don't know whether i want to or not. Please help and get back to me (: Like others have said, if you are questioning, you probably aren't ready. Also, be prepared to be responsible and deal with potential consequences.

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Do you have more than $1,000 in your bank account? Yep.

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What is the strangest thing you have ever seen being sold at a garage sale? A pair of sweat-stained prosthetic legs that had hairs stuck inside them.

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What is your favorite architectural style? I like Art Noveau and Art Deco. Second Empire and Queen Anne Victorian are up there too, it's hard to pick.

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Am I the Father? (video inside) NO! I'M THE FATHER.

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How much credit card debt do you have? None, and I hope to keep it that way.

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Would you shave your head for $25,000.00.? Definitely.

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Do you own a two dollar bill? I have two that I know of.

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Do you donate to the Salvation Army bell ringers? I do if I can.

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Would you eat a turkey burger? I have before, and I enjoyed it.

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I will post some pictures of my babies in answer form. Tell me what you think of them. Looks like you had some issues with your prenatal care.

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Team Edward or team Jacob? Team Van Helsing.

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Have you answered the ''What do you look like?'' question? Yeah, but I can't find my answer :(

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What picture or design have you chosen fo your cell phone screen? A very beautiful female friend of mine takes up two of my screens, another screen has a picture of my AR-15, and the fourth screen is a picture my friend drew.

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Have you ever wanted to tell an AB'er to shut the hell up? I've done it before.

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Facebook users: Do you use the Facebook chat much? I do, but it is absolutely atrocious. Its barely functional at all.

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What is your favorate pokemon? Charizard has always been my favorite.

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Humans are animals too. Do you believe that? Yes, Homo sapiens. That's our genus and species.

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What would be your weapon of choice to kill a zombie and why? "Matilda," my AR-15. Ammo is lightweight and plentiful, the AR is light, accurate, easy to maintain, semi-automatic, and a generally well-rounded weapon. Plus, I know how to use it well.

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Do you like mudkips? Yeah, and I herd u liek them 2.

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Take a quote and switch 1 word with Ham Know thyham.

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What is your zombie survival equipment list? There's an awful lot of talk on here, but I've got the pictures to prove it :-) Pictured is my tactical vest which contains 6 30 round AR-15 magazines (not visible in the picture), a first aid kit (also not pictured) and a small survival tin with fishing gear, matches, etc (also not visible). Also pictured is my Daniel Defense AR-15 carbine with a 30 round magazine, two...

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I was told not to look too close at a television screen when I was a child. Would this have damaged my eyes by being so close? Most likely not.

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What song comes to mind when I say love? This one.

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What was your first car? My first an only car is a 2000 Chrysler Cirrus that my Nana gave me.

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What is something not wise to ignore? A metastatic tumor.

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What are your views on feminism? I dig it.

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Which would you believe would be best for the child, and which would yield the best result as in learning. home school, private school, public school? If I ever have kids, I'm homeschooling them. Not because I'm a Christian and I want them to not believe in dinosaurs, but because the public school system sucks ginormous abysmal balls.

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Songs where you can relate your life? This one.

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Did I remember to wish all my friends in America a happy Thanks Giving? Happy Thanks Giving to everyone on AB . Everybody make or buy the turkey and enjoy the day. We all need a break. Thanks philosopher!

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Who are more dangerous, over-zealous atheists or over-zealous religious fanatics? Or are they all nuts, called by a different name? Both can be if they wish to force their views upon others.

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Who else is tired of "Atheism" questions? I'm tired of the dumb ones, like "How do atheists breathe if God made air" and other ignorant crap like that.

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Do you think we are responsible enough to carry handguns? Many of us are.

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What's one kind of gun? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villar-Perosa_aircraft_submachine_gun

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Do guns around you make you feel nervous? Nope. I grew up shooting them safely. I am comfortable around them.

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Do you favor gun control? Only if it means hitting my target.

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Have you stockpiled enough ammunition? I didn't really get into buying ammo until the panic buying started. Before that, I lived off a single 20 round box of .303 and 7.62x54R at a time. Now that I have an AR, I have enough to get by.

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May I wish all My American AB Friends a Happy Thansgiving ? :-) Right back atcha!

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Sometimes, do you like your bottom lip sucked and or nibbled during a passionate kiss? Most definitely, although it has been a long while.

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As a normal citizen in australia, is it legal to own a AUG steyr rifle? if so what class licence would be required? thanx in advance T If I remember correctly, the AUG falls into Category D, which means that you pretty much can't have them. Come to America. We are allowed to have nice things: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=6&f=43&t=246334

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Anybody got a potato gun handy? My dad built a massive potato howitzer that we shot saline bottle sabots out of.

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Would you hide your guns if the goverment tried to revoke the 2nd ammendment. Guns? What guns? I lost them all in a tragic boating accident ;-)

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Can you name an Author of a book whose first name begins with an S? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherwood_Anderson

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Don't atheists have their own religion? The belief in their own omnipotence? No, not really.

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What is your favorite long range rifle and why? Not sure if you could call it "long range" but I've always had a soft spot for the SMLE No.1 MK III. Check out my Answerbag profile for a picture of mine! Plus, they are still relatively inexpensive and can be highly accurate if you feed them right and take good care of them.

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What is the best automatic assault rifle? What Sparky said... but If I had to pick, I'd say the FN FAL, even though it's more of a "Battle Rifle." The term "assault rifle" is a made-up political word anyway.

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How in the heck does keithhold come up with all those questions? He is actually God.

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Is your house/ apt clean enough to show people all the time? Oh lord no!

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When you hear the word "mace" do you first think? WWI trench raids.

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Does it make you crazy when some idiot gets right on your bumper, it's night, has their lights on bright and they could just pass you? I usually just conspicuously flip my mirror upwards and keep driving. I explain people's desire to do this with the idea that they are compensating for small genitals.

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Today is Evolution Day, how are you celebrating? By adapting.

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Do you sacrifice sleep to stay on answebag? I'm doing it right now!

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Do you want to be kissed right now? Of course! Who doesn't?

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_________? There's an app for that? Uncontrollable anal fungal infection? Yeah, bro, there's an app for that!

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I am going to read "Lolieta" by that one Russian writer on my winter break. Would you please tell the Sillyville Book Club your reviews on this book? I'm slowly but surely reading it right now. I love it so far. The prose is fantastic.

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One of my personal flaws is that I can be To "Bossy"...I get it from my dad:) What is one of your personal flaws that you need to learn how to control? I am fiercely devoted to other people's emotions, and I wind up getting trampled on and used because of it.

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What was your gpa? In highschool, it went from a 4.0 to a 3.4 by the end of senior year. In college, I've maintained a steady 3.6.

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Do you buy clothing from ebay? Well, I bought a Vietnam era Soviet air force officer's hat on ebay once, so I guess that counts!

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Would you dump your partner if they fell ill, if so for what reasons? If I had a partner, I would absolutely NOT dump them because of an illness. In fact, I'd ramp up my efforts to take better care of her.

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Is it ok for your boyfriend to verbally abuse you? Absolutely not. You answered your own question by using the word "abuse." When is abuse EVER justified?

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Can an atheist show their love for others? as Jesus said, "Love one another just as I have loved you." My mom is an atheist and she has shown me plenty of love. Hell, I've been in love with atheists before, they have alot to give!

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Is anyone else playing Fallout 3? What do you think of it so far? I played it just about 20 hours a day from December of 09 through March 2009. I love it, but I'm burned out.

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When you disagree with your professor should you confront them about it or just be happy with the B-? In my experience, it has always paid off to confront my professors. I changed an F into an A+ that way.

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Is someone kissing your ears a turn on or a turn off? A HUUUUGGGGGEEEE turn on.

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Would you like a piece of cake? (link) :P Those actually made me pretty sad for some reason :-/

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Do you have several pairs of shoes but usually only wear one pair that you like the best? Yep. I wear my Adidas every day, but I wear one of my assorted pairs of boots when I go to the woods or to shoot or something outdoorsy like that.

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What do you think should be banned in the world, without question? Why? Kiddie porn. The reasons should be painfully obvious.

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Who thinks insurance company's are the biggest scammers in the world? Congress is worse.

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Do you have a sticker book? Now that you mentioned it, I do!

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If you had two superpowers what would they be? Time manipulation and either invisibility or telekinesis. It's hard to pick between those latter two.

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Isnt this bullshit. See link below http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/03/california-tv/ I'm glad I don't live in California.

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If a Psychic is "Psychic" then why can't they win the Lottery? Because psychics don't exist.

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Why is there so many people!? Not enough birth control and too much humpin'

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Would you pose nude in a calendar for charity? Probably.

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People be honest could you really be satisfied with this one? My God, that's the largest clitoris I have ever seen!

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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________. Four adobe slabs.

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Are you a hoarder? (not a collector ... and only you know which one of these you are). If you are a hoarder, what is the worst thing(s) you hoard? I have a bad habit of holding on to random papers for a long time. I was recently digging through my closet and I found a few thousand assignments from 5th grade all the way to 9th grade.

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How can you describe yourself? (2009-11-25) I'm a loving agent provocateur who never enjoyed coloring as a child.

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I'm a hard working, tax paying, patriotic, countryfied, pickup driving, gun toting, god loving, NASCAR and rodeo loving, Redneck and proud of it. Are there any other proud Rednecks on here, that aren't afraid to stand up and be counted? I'm a hard-working, tax-paying (for a while at least), patriotic, Appalachian, Chrysler driving, gun toting, agnostic, NASCAR-hating average college sophomore, and proud of it. Just wanted to let you know I'm not going to ever legislate against your ability to enjoy the things you do, scrubjay. That is all.

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Your last words will be? "Toss me another magazine, robotically-augmented corpse of Charlton Heston, I'm out of ammunition and these Nazi Zombie aliens from Planet Klakktu aren't going to shoot themselves!"

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I cant go to church because im _________? not interested.

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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please! It should be safe and available. The state should not have any control over what women do with their bodies, and it's a slippery slope from regulating abortion to regulating birth control afterwards.

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Am I breaking one of the Ten Commandments when I download music without paying for it? Thou shalt not steal. Illegally downloading is theft (at least that's what the law and the RIAA says), so therefore, you are stealing, breaking a Commandment and in grave danger of being gangbanged by Satan, Hitler, Princess Diana, and all the other minions of Hell for the rest of eternity. However, nobody cares about the RIAA because they are a bunch of greedy fascist bastards, so I...

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What's the first name of the person you flirted with today? Quack!

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Would you vote for a politician or political party who ran on a program of ending deficits and cutting debt? If I agreed with their other positions, yes.

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My wife just brought to me this incredible sandwich. What does she want in return? Hot lovin'

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Do you agree with Time Magazine that the decade of 2000-2009 was "The Decade from Hell?" Why or why not? 1930-1940 was much, much worse.

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What is the stupidest question you have asked in AB? This one: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/670900

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What's one thing YOU hate about Thanksgiving Day? The two halves of my divorced family take out their frustrations on me when I don't decide quick enough which family I am going to see the most of that day. It's the same with every holiday, really. My family doesn't know how to compromise.

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How do Athiests explain Ghosts? As far as I know, most of them don't believe in ghosts either.

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Do you still have a Nintendo 64? Yep, and I still play it every now and then.

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What do you call a thousand dead bureaucrats? Not enough.

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Will more beer, wine, pop or water be consumed at your home or at the home you will be attenting for Thanksgiving dinner? Wine at one house, champagne at the other.

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What is the most valuable thing stolen from you? 3 years of my life.

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What 's one thing, One Thing, that will "always" turn you on? Intelligence. German speaking women. Slight nerdiness.

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Do you think some people on AB take things too seriously this is why they DR some answers that clearly incluse humour? or are they just mean? Answerbag = Srs bznss

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Happiness is ?--------------------------------- in her arms.

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Do Canadians have a different accent from Americans? There are many different Canadian and American accents, which ones are you comparing?

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Does God take children to become angels in heaven? According to most Christian theology that I'm familiar with, angels are not people or the spirits of people, but created beings. That means no baby angels.

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Why does McDonald's penalize people with good appetite who wolf down two portions at once? By charging them double price? They have to make money somehow.

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Do you have psychological trauma? I have a bit related to familial and romantic relationships, but other than that, I'm good.

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The 1st person you ever "fell in love with"... what was the color of their eyes and hair & how old were y'all? Green eyes, auburn hair. I was 14, almost 15. She was 16, almost 17.

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What, in your opinion, was the best decade for rock and roll? Why? Either the late 50's or the Late 80's early 90's. I really have no objective reason for this, I just dig those generations of rock.

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Space________?fill it in please. cakes.

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Are you full of "bull?" Probably.

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The answer is Barack Obama. What was the question? Which American political figure has the initials B.H.O.?

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If i was to buy you a drink, what drink, would you like me to buy you? Maker's Mark straight up.

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How often do you wear a belt? Every day.

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Is ur mum shorter than you? Yes, by a full foot.

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Here we GO again. How many God questions did you answer today so far? I've answered about 50. Maybe 3 or so.

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Do you know anyone that still smokes cigarettes, and what brand do they smoke? I have a friend who smokes Camels, another who smokes Pall Mall, and still another who smokes Marlboro lights. Everyone else prefers cigars.

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Can a monkey be trained to do your job? I'm a full-time student and I spend most of my time reading and writing about obscure historical stuff. I don't think a monkey could do that.

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The answer is mayonnaise. What is the question? What is white, creamy, and easily spread?

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Everything goes better with...? frozen spider eggs.

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Why is it considered offensive to tell people that I believe homosexuality is immoral? Shouldn't I have the right to spread this message? You have the right to say just about anything you want in this country, aside from shouting "fire" in a crowded theater, etc, but you should not expect to NOT get your ass kicked for some of the stuff you say. It works both ways.

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I Have Got way To Much__________ sexiness.

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Hey kids, Don't forget to____________? bring a towel.

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Girlies: David Boreanaz or Robert Pattinson?? Guys: Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox? Yikes... Can I have Rose McGowan instead?

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People of the world join ________? cults

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Not asking to name names now, but honestly, aren't there some people on this site you just cannot stand? If you say you love everyone here are you the one who only answers "what's your favorite shampoo?" questions? There are a few blatant, unapologetic misogynists on here who I believe wouldn't think twice about raping a woman to within an inch of her life. I more than "cannot stand" them. I absolutely hate them, and I believe it is a righteous hatred.

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What would you do if you woke up and saw aliens tearing apart your bedroom? Fix bayonets. Open fire.

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True or false, You don't actually like seeing your family during the holidays? True.

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What do you think of someone who is really smart but socially awkward? I'm friends with quite a few people like that. I'm sortof that way myself :-P

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Does plugging in your cell phone charger (even when its not charging anything) use up energy? Yes.

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What's one word, that starts with an "S", that describes your EX? Sad.

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Have you ever found something interesting at the beach? I found a huge rusted wad of assorted vintage bottle caps that had rusted together and washed up on the beach. I'm not sure how that worked out. I also had a baby seahorse get stuck in my swimming trunks, and I found a fossilized shark tooth.

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I`m better at every thing than any body proove me wrong? SOUP INVOLVING CHICKEN FLESH

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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes? True in nearly all cases, but I would take a Swedish blonde over anything else. ;-)

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If you were an atheist, would you tell your child that there is no God, or would you tell them that YOU think there is no God? I probably wouldn't ever bring God or religion up in a spiritual context unless they asked or brought it up first.

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Merry, happy and blissful thanksgiving to all AB members specially to my friends. Can you please be careful this holiday? Will do HoboJoe!

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Our very friendly and fun Reptar has made it to Maestro, would you please help celebrate this accomplishment with him? Woooo go Reptar!

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Which animal would you least like to turn up to a picnic? A chimpanzee. Those things are absolutely vicious. I would rather have to fight off a hungry bear than a pissed-off chimp.

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I am a Christian and am deeply offended by all the anti-Christian rhetoric I read. Would you apologize this instant to me, before I report all of you to Answerbag? TROLL. Everyone go look at his profile.

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What is your wine of choice? The kind that's made out of fermented bread in a jail cell toilet.

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My weiner is so big that when i lay it on the keyboard it goes from a to z. How big is your weiner? A to Z huh? Awww, that's cute. Mine goes from tab to I, and what exactly does this have to do with environmentalism?

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Who or what do you most associate with Christmas? White lights, silence, and nasal congestion.

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How do you get horrible images out of your head? Exercise helps alot, at least for me. Hope you're well, keithold.

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Whats your favourite weather? Why? Warm, breezy, and cloudless. It reminds me of Halcyon days.

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Fill in the blank:OMG!It's a______________!I'm so scared!! Cthulhu

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Where would you least expect to see a polar bear? At McDonald's.

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Finish this sentence: I love playing __________. with legos.

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Rate my size tell me what u think girls :) Awww!

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Do you know a word begins with "pre"? Preoperative.

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After witnessing the debauchery of Adam Lambert's disgusting performance is it any wonder why people think homosexuals are immoral? .

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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est? Fafafafafafafafafa better....

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What do you say in response to someone who tells you to "go to hell" or "you're going to hell"? "Ok."

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Question for non-democrats (I am looking fro Republicans, Independents and others to answer). Why did you NOT vote for McCain - Palin? I am looking for their traits and positions not in comparison to any other candidates. I didn't want to be responsible for any future war with Iran. I didn't vote in this last election. Either way, we were screwed, in my opinion.

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What annoys you most about the holiday season? My family passing me around like a ragdoll and giving me hell if I don't make time to see EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE for at least 5 hours a piece.

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My boyfriend drinks a lot and when he gets drunk he hits me but i know he is drunk so i think it is okay but lately he has left marks on my body and then denies hitting me i am in love with him and preganat with his child what should i do Listen, it is NEVER okay for a man to hit a woman and him being drunk is NOT an excuse. You need to leave him, call the cops, anything. This man sounds dangerous and you and your unborn child are both in danger.

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So many guys drink his wife's milk ? its wright? Some men do, yes.

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Who ate the last _________? baby

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Why wouldn't you name your son Jesus? I'm not Hispanic.

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which is ur favourite colour? Either purple or seafoam green.

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Why are you agnostic? Because I'm not certain enough about things to be either a theist or an atheist.

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Do you trust Fox News? I trust Fox News just as much as I trust any other news station, including CNN, MSNBC, etc. that is, not one tiny bit.

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Fap fap fap. Plop. uMF uMF. What's your favorite onomatopoeia? Ftaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnggggggg.

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When you first started Answerbag, did you remain anonymous for awhile, or did you create an AB name right away? I created my name right away (I was known as Noidea831 on here for over a year before I changed).

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What are some common misconceptions about evolution often touted by its opponents? Man evolved from monkeys. Which is often followed by the question of "Why are there still apes if we evolved from apes? Huh? HUH?"

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I invade. I destroy,What am I?one word only Kudzu.

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Its all over my body And thus begins the zombie apocalypse. Hope you have your bug out bags ready.

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Do you read fiction and non-fiction books in pretty even amounts? I read much more non-fiction than fiction.

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Why do elephants make such big poop Big uhh... buttholes, perhaps?

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What are you most interested in? History.

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If today, you go to your doc's office and he announces to you that you have a mental illness, which one would you choose to have if you could one and why? Bipolar disorder. I'm already manic enough as it is, a little extra push would help me get alot done. Oh, but the depressive stage... oh well.

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What kind of atheism do you believe in? I'm an agnostic, but I lean closer and closer towards "soft" or "weak" atheism every day.

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Hey, libreals, you have anouther hero to worship, his name is Scott Fenstermaker, how much will libreals worship this fool? Oh those silly libreals and cornservatives.

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In the past few months, has your opinion of Obama improved, gotten worse, or stayed the same? I started out supporting him briefly back in the primaries, then I became indifferent, and now I become more opposed to him every week.

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If you go to my profile and read my "about me", what is your opinion on my persona? Your imagination is similar to my own. See this --> http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8367735

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What is the best made up cuss word you can think of? Furdle.

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We all have heard the phrase "on my own terms" when you say that what do you really mean? "In a way that is favorable to me."

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What would you expect to find in your Christmas Stocking on Christmas Day? Ammo.

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He is such a/an _________________. artist.

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I think _________is horrible. insomnia

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IF u get a chance to convert yourself in a non -living thing what will u convert yourself into? Dust.

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Would you rather have the ability to read minds, or have the power of invisibility? Invisibility would be far more useful. Mindreading would just be depressing.

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What guns did the wacko at fort hood use? He used an Fabrique Nationale FiveseveN.

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Has anyone else ever noticed that scary movies aren't as scary anymore? Watching 30 year old actors portray horny teenagers who are summarily hacked to death by a masked villain is extremely boring.

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What'd you do last night? I don't remember. I think I may have found some Nazi gold and accidentally summoned an ancient Lovecraftian evil. Maybe.

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What is your favorite movie quote that is also a question? Do you feel lucky punk?

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What/who do you think you were in the past life? I was born in 1869, the son of a disabled railroad worker and Civil war veteran and a leather-skinned seamstress with more burdens than most women could bear. As a small boy, I traversed the still blood-soaked battlefields of the Reconstruction South and ran my fingers along the outlines of minie-ball holes in the plaster walls of the plantation houses. It was then that I first felt the tinge...

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Please write "I Love You" in Different Language I-aye ove-lay ou-yay.

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What do you do for New Year's Eve? New Year's Day? Eve: Sit around, probably playing videogames. Day: Sleep.

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I have many positives.I have many negatives,What am I? Atoms?

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...just heard there is to be an "waffle" shortage from the pre-made waffle industry...will this affect you?... Oh noes! PEAK WAFFLES!! Probably won't affect me, I'm more of a pancake man, and I prefer homemade.

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Why do you think there is so much deep-seated anger in so many people? Pervasive and intense sexual repression.

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Is it possible to ask a legitimate question on atheism and not get DR'ed? I've done it before.

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I think Miley Cyrus is the sexiest girl in the WORLD. Do you also enjoy coloring?

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What language would you most like to learn? Sanskrit.

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Go ahead and make my ________? sammich.

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Whats the longest crush you ever had for someone? Probably around 5 years. Wound up dating her for 3 months and then she cheated on me. :-P

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How would you describe your role in life in four words or less? Perks of being Wallflower

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I'm learning piano, do you have any cool songs you think I should learn to play? Try this: http://www.scribd.com/doc/14193872/Cohens-Masterpiece-Sheet-Music

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Does the Earth have consciousness? Probably not.

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'Divine intervention' is to a believer, as ____________ is to a non-believer. A lucky break or a favorable coincidence.

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So everyone has heard about the 'good news' of Jesus christ, but have you ever heard about the 'GREAT NEWS' of Lucifer? You wouldn't happen to be a Marcionite would you?

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Does the Aryan race exist? The Aryans were Indo-Europeans. i.e. Indians who were descended from Europeans. The Nazis hijacked the term to give it the racist connotations that people associate with it today, which are completely unfounded.

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Is your name on answerbag is the same on facebook? Nope.

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Why do men like virgins? It gives them a sense of ownership or possession of the female's sexuality; a sense of conquest. I'm sure there is some size or performance anxiety involved too.

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QUICK! What is the first 3-digit number that comes immediately to mind? Don't look at others answers until you have thought of yours. You might be blown away that there is a common number people think of. 363 So what is this common number? 3?

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Circumcision... DO you lose sensitivity in your glans, internet says YES, doctor (that's circumcized, and has circumsized 100+ people says NO)... IF YOU'RE CIRCUMSIZED, and can compare BEFORE and AFTER... HELP PLEASE! I'm circumcised and I can't imagine being any more sensitive than I already am. I'm pleased the way I am.

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IF YOU COULD BE A LETTER OF THE ALPHABET. . . . . . . . . . . . . . which "letter" would you like to be and why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y? V. I'm not sure why.

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What's the 1st monster that comes to mind? Jabberwocky.

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What is the most depressing film you've seen? AI: Artificial Intelligence. 3 hours of a little boy crying for his mom while everyone he ever loves dies. Real uplifting stuff :-/

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"New Moon" raked in about six times the box office of "2012" this weekend. Does this mean "vampires" are six times more likely to be real than the 2012 "disaster?" :) If only there was a film titled "Pregancy Test: The Movie"

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Are you buying your pet anything for christmas this year? Yes, I always do.

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Do you like antique cars? I prefer antique cars.

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What do you think Obama should get for Christmas? A tie and some aftershave.

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What have you always wanted? Stability.

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At the age of 18, What 5 words would you use to describe yourself or your life at that time? Collapsing. Desperate. Anxious. Tired. Liberating.

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MEN: Your wife or significant other has 3 choices for an EVENING GOWN. Which would YOU prefer: Long- sleeved BLACK VELVET gown with a DEEP plunging back to the derriere; RED LACE baring her shoulders & a bit of cleavage; WHITE SATIN halter and NO BRA? I'll take the red lace thank you kindly.

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What kind of question, do you think should be deleted? Deliberately inflammatory questions with no redeeming qualities. Everything else is fair game, I suppose.

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Is there such a thing as rape in an Islamic marriage? Can a married Muslim woman say "no" without repercussions. 1) Yes. Regardless of religion, if a woman is forced into sex, even in marriage, it's still rape. 2) I'd certainly hope so, but I know that more often than not there are repercussions, unfortunately, much like in any marital rape case.

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What would the fashion police have to say about you today? They'd probably say that I look like what would happen if the Army threw up on a thrift store.

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I have been offered a job as a `Fudge Packer` by my new friend Quentin, should I take it? I know very little about the job, only that Quentin says it involves a lot of pillow biting. Oh boy you're in for a real treat.

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The last song i heard was_________? This one.

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Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies? Dick Cheney... I mean.. EMPEROR PALPATINE.

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Where the hell did you get that? Ebay.

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What do you do for money? What would you like to do for money? I live off a decent sum of money I collected from a surplus in my school scholarships. I also do oddjobs on the side to supplement this rapidly shrinking account. I'm going to school to eventually become a professor. That's what I'd LIKE to do for money, in the future of course.

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What is your worst habit[s]? Excessive and debilitating worrying about the future.

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How do you use leftover turkey? Turkey sammiches!

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Are you drunk now!? Maybe a bit tipsy.

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If you win a free lifetime subscription to ANY magazine, what would it be? National Geographic or Smithsonian Magazine.

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This question is for the non muslims only: Remember to answer about your personal life only. Has a muslim ever said something to you personally or did something to you personally that gave you an idea that Islam is a bad religion? (only personal stuff) My experience with Muslims is extremely limited, as I've only directly interacted with three of them. Two of them were extremely friendly, but the third (who I had never previously met) told me that my friend is a "slut" and is "damned" because she wasn't wearing a covering. This event randomly occurred in a mall about two years ago. I try not to judge an entire...

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How come Jesus couldn't cure the Romans of their rage? The Romans were more or less indifferent about Jesus until people started getting excited about him and referring to him as the "King of the Jews." That's the last thing the Roman brass wanted, as it undermined Roman authority in their eyes, so they had him killed. If you subscribe to the Christian way of looking at things, Jesus had to die as a fulfillment of prophecy, so no...

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Do you think evolution should be taught in public schools? Yup.

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Why is our USA constantly at war, regardless of what two major political parties hold the majority of seats within the house of representatives? Is it time to vote Constitutionally based 3rd party & dump the GOP/DNC? Democrats and Republicans pretty much suck across the board, and I think you are right about electing a third party. Let me know when you find a good, viable one though.

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How did americans justify taking land from the native americans? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_destiny

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What was your nickname in high school? Mikey Moose or Michelangelo.

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Most of the time im asking, what im getting are comments not an answer. . Can we just change this site name to "COMMENTBAG?". . I think "idiotbag" would be more appropriate sometimes.