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So, it looks like as of next year Jay leno will have a daily 10pm show on NBC. What do you think will happen to all the NBC shows during the week that have been on at 10pm for years? Will a Leno show at 10pm even fly?
answering my own question from long ago: it sucked. It was cancelled and Conan O'Brien got screwed
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Can someone tell me why Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow are not on tonight? Weren't on last night either I don't think.
oops! My bad. I'm in Canada. Forgot it's Thanksgiving in the US.
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How old were you when you first got your first cellphone because my sons want phone and they are in 5th grade i thinks thats ridiculous
just got my first. I'm 32. Got by just fine travelling all over the world and my country from a very young age just by land lines...wow, amazing, eh? It makes parents lazier and less diligent. Instead of watching for trouble, the onus is on the kid to alert the parent of trouble. I wouldn't trust an 11 year old to know trouble if it hit him right in the ass.
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Can a person who comes across as happy and content infact be depressed?
sure. Comedians commit suicide like every other part of society.
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Would it be wierd if a guy tasted his own semen? Someone on Yahoo Answers asked this, so I just wanted to see some other people's opinions.
not weird.
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Do you worry about the future of the earth?
I think that humans, unfortunately are kinda like fleas or lice on the planet. We ran a little rampant, and eventually we'll be wiped out like an infestation. A cosmic exterminator will come along and help out earth. After that, she'll be fine.
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Do people in heaven have to go to the bathroom anymore?
People in heaven used to go to the bathroom, but then, with downsizing, the economy, etc., bathrooms were taken off the list of amenities. Incidentally, they also removed public libraries, science classrooms and rationality.
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How do you move on? There's a girl who, after a long time of pursuit, just doesn't give it all back. She's still constantly on my mind. I see her every day. We're great friends (because we work next door to each other), but how do I get over it all?
just so you all know...this question can be closed. I'm over that girl...I HOPE!!! I have a girlfriend who is amazing!!! Marriage material
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My brother says that it is possible to be electrocuted from jumping onto railroad tracks, as the power sources comes from a "third rail" sometimes. Is this even true?
as far as I know, it's BS. Maybe try it and and come back online and let us know what happens.
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How big is the world's biggest microwave?
microwave "oven", or invisible micro'wave' itself?
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Why u r an atheist,cause u don't see him u think??????? well do u see wind or u feel that?
I can throw dirt in the air and see wind.
I see no god
I ask God a question and hear nothing.
I sure can HEAR wind.
I stand outdoors, I feel wind.
I sit here watching TV and reading the newspaper and know only rape, torture, war, murder and theft and I feel no god, just the breeze through the window.
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Why do we have 10 fingers and 10 toes?
evolution
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How can a 15 year old girl lose 45 pounds in a healthy way and maintain it? And still have time to do homework and rest well. How long will it take as well? I'm 5'4 or 5'5 and 170 pound! I don't have a good body image of myself. So please help me! =(
completely rethink how you eat and how you exercise. Judging by your age, you've grown up in a society that praises skinny people, but doesn't have much emphasis on exercise. Stop reading trash magazines, and watching trash tv. Focus on what you want to do, but sewt realistic, timely goals. 45 lbs by next week is unreasonable. try 8 lbs per month or something. It's much easier to...
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Have you see your lover today?
yep, she made me dinner, drove me home and kissed me goodnight
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Ok, i know many of you may not be into dream interpretation, but i want your opinions, i have had dreams 3 nights in a row about me cheating on my fiance, they are upsetting to me when i wake up, what do you think they could mean?
maybe you've been cheating someone about finances and your brain misunderstood.
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I have a whole beef tenderloin. I froze it from fresh. Now that it's BBQ weather, I need to take it and cut it into steaks. How can I do this? Is it possible to thaw and cut the entire thing then refreeze the steaks? HELP!
please someone answer this!
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I have a whole beef tenderloin. I froze it from fresh. Now that it's BBQ weather, I need to take it and cut it into steaks. How can I do this? Is it possible to thaw and cut the entire thing then refreeze the steaks? HELP!
oh well...nobody knows...
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Does anyone believe in ghosts?
whew, finally someone asked this question! Now I know why I've been absent from AB for 4 months or so. No, they don't exist. Or do they?
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Found my ex's saved msn conversation on my computer about cheating on me, i'm not making any false claims about her, i simply want to email her colleagues this transcript, is that ilegal?
Probably not illegal, but quite sickening. Karma, my friend.
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Did you know that all death is for the christian is a door man who opens the door to Jesus?I guess that is why Paul said O Death where is thy sting,O grave where is thy victory.Too live is Christ,but to die is gain.Isn't it good to be a christian?
Grammar police here. Please crucify that question. I'm fairly sure it will be resurrected, but kill it all the same.
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Is it safe to have the new HPV vaccination jab?
there's no reliable medical study that says getting it would be detrimental. It has some great positives. If I had a daughter who was 13 years old, she would be getting it.
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At my bus stop this morning,there were bags full of stuff.Chips, Ice cream cones, candy bars (50+), cigarettes (6 packs) and more.A guy at the stop said he's seen stuff there once a month. Why is all this stuff there, and is it okay to take a few things?
ya, but at 8 am, nobody would be leaving bags full of food for a specific person to be picking up. A bus stop is kind of a bad a location for that, especially at 8am.
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I have noticed that when some people say that they don't believe in God and I talk to them, I realize that what they really don't believe in is in religions. Isn't theological nonsense the reason why many humans stay away from believing in God?
intolerance (theirs, not mine) keeps me away from organized religion. Science and logic keeps me from believing in god.
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LADIES '''''''
2 guys came on your way
a guy that keep you smiling and full of life but only has a job
a guys who is ok but very rich
whats your opinion
that one of them will end up with someone who has no sense of sentence structure and grammar
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Why do women think they were called to preach.1 timothy say let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.But i suffer not a woman to teach,nor to usurp authority over the man,but to be in silence.
if we couldnt pick and choose which things from the Bible are actually followed, there would be a few problems. Umm, more than a few. And I guess it depends which translation and bible you're reading.
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Metro or subway /trains/buses
lots of weird people ?how can you avoid it
and have you ever have a situation?
i keep to myself, but help someone if they need assistance. I feel sorry for the mentally handicapped and they can't really help the fact they make some people uncomfortable by screaming or talking gibberish, etc.
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If you were Neil Armstrong, what would you have said when walking on the moon for the first time?
Boy, this soundstage here in L.A. is so f*cking real looking. The set designers did an awesome job. What? We're live? I mean....ummm...One small step for man...
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Do you believe in angelic miracles?
No. People can believe what they want, but science dictates my beliefs. There are such things as spontaneous remission, etc., that leave doctors baffled at times, but it is by no means the intervention of some metaphysical force, in my opinion. We just haven't figured out the whys of the entire universe yet, but we plunge forward at an ever increasing pace.
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Lets start this way ? introduce yourself and where are you from
My name is Mario ,am from Montreal,Canada
i speak French,Arabic and English
come on everyone dont be shy
I am the King of Ellipses, from Ontario, Canada. Hello. I lived in Montreal in 2003-2004. It was nice.
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Isn't 69, such a sexy level?
meh...I guess so. I've been trying to break 50, but haven't really been here this month, and it looks so daunting now. I don't know if 69 looks sexy, more like, unattainable at this point.
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What are the very, absolute BEST examples of why you should “Never Underestimate The Power Of Mass Stupidity?”
bailing out Wall street with untold billions, while the blue collar workforce falls apart and gets treated like it's all their fault that the auto industry is collapsing.
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Did you know more and more women are going back to NOT shaving, trimming, waxing or plucking out their personal body hair because it's the way women are SUPPOSED to be and by golly... they look mighty HOT & SEXY the way GOD wanted them to be
I think it looks sexy, but I've seen little evidence that more and more women are going back to the au naturel look. I know a total of two girls who don't shave their legs or armpits or pubic area. Wish there were more women like that out there, but I never see them. Depends where you are though. When I was in Vancouver, you'd see it all the time
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Any other ways to drink Captain Morgan Spiced Rum besides with coke and ice?
I like it straight, or with Fresca
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My 13 year old daughter has a hickey. She swears it was a joke by a girlfriend. Could she be pregnant?
I'm 99 percent sure she is. They can get pregnant by just thinking sexy thoughts.
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What is the point of dead baby jokes?
to laugh at the things that are the most disturbing in this dark world. Sort of apropos humour. I see nothing wrong with them, insofar as, they spin something ugly on it's head for a cheap laugh. Now, that doesn't mean you go to the maternity ward and tell them, but freedom of speech and all that, there's a LOT worse that's been said out there.
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Why is the shoe throwing incident a joke to everyone? What don't you see it for what it is, a very disgusting act against a human being?
after the crap going on right now with rolling back the endangered species act, I'd throw a lot more than shoe at him. Idiot. Can he do anything that makes me happy? Well, he's got 35 days to try.
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Is it possible to get gout in a thumb? My left thumb is swollen and hurts a lot..no puncture wound. The discomfort began yesterday and today is it almost useless because of the pain! :)
I think I have it in my index finger right now. Not the joint so much, but the top of my finger, lower than the nail, is red and puffy and hurts like gout. So painful to the touch.
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Did you laugh when you heard that an Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at George W. Bush?
deadly weapons...that's why you have to take them off at the airport...haha
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Who is the most famous Australian?
Mel Gibson
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If jesus Died for ours sins and we don't sin did he die for nothing?
don't worry. I've done enough of it to cover you.
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How far do you have to drive to go to a Walmart?
We have two here equidistant from me. About ten minutes to each one
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What are some things in everyday life that are square?
my parents
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What is your favorite condiment?
sweet thai chili sauce
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Have you had your 15 minutes of fame yet, and if so what was it?
somewhat. Depends on how you'd define fame.
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Where will you be this Christmas?
hmm, not sure. Probably home alone. Not that into Xmas.
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If a Muslim or another faith other than Christian is taking oath for position in office or as law court witness ... Do they swear on the Bible ... or does the office or court hold the book that covers their faith (Koran etc) to swear by?
I think here they can use what they wish or choose not to swear, but take an oath. The whole thing is rather silly to me. Like,
-hey, promise not to anything bad or lie, okay?
-Okay, I promise.
-Cool.
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What was the last living thing you killed?( think about it )
a spider in the kitchen
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What does "Red neck" means in english?
umm, in "english"?? What does it mean in any other language? What does it mean in, say, Afrikaans?
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What company makes the best running shoe?
Nike sucks because you can't fit them to different people's feet. No widths to work with. Ya, they get everyone all excited with their air system etc. Pioneers, I'll give them that. However, if you go to any marathon, or big run of any sort, you'll see that there is a marked lack of Nikes represented there. You'll see first, Asics, second, Saucony, third New balance,...
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Are there any other free work at home jobs like chacha?
How much money can you make with Chacha?
To answer your question, I've looked into a few and they've all been scams that keep sending me spam. Garbage. Be careful out there.
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When making stuffing from italian bread do you use the crust in the bread cubes?
I do.
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I use Windows Mail for my email, and for some reason it's not saving my sent mails anymore. Yes, the box is checked that says "save sent messages to Sent Items Folder". Any idea why? Last sent item there is Sept. 29th!!
I figured it out right after I wrote the question. Disregard! Sorry!!!
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What will Tiger Woods drive now that he lost his $7 million endorsement deal with GM? (See article)
golf balls!
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What is your after Thanksgiving Day rituals?
hopefully not every year, it would be neat to see Sarah Palin stand in front of a turkey rendering machine bein' all 'you betcha and doggone it'. It was what I saw this year, and if I can laugh like that every year, I will be happy. Just hopefully I'll be laughing at something else next year...even though it's not thanksgiving in Canada.
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HELP!!!! how do i get a troll off my back?
I think I have one...damn. First time I think. Someone out there doesn't like my sense of humour.
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What state is inside another state?
State of inebriation, inside a state of grace
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Have you seen the Palin Turkey Slaughter interview? What did you think of it and of her?
ridiculous! How can she be oblivious to a turkey, no make that 2 turkeys being killed over several minutes? She mugs for the camera and is all folksy...hmm, I guess that's what an idiot she looks like when she's not surrounded by 20 handlers.
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Dr. Phil claims that living in a stressful environment can change a child's DNA. Is this true?
No, not true. Can you provide a link citing where "Doctor" Phil actually said that? haha, not sticking up for him by any means. Just curious because things like this get said all the time and are misquotes or made up completely
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Which celebrity do you wish you could look like
well, didn't they just crown Hugh Jackman the sexiest man alive? Probably be good to be him right now. He's gonna get laid just because of that Frankly, I don't see it. He looks kinda normal.
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Any songs for a broken heart?
Late for the Sky- Jackson Browne
Bad Liver and a Broken Heart- Hayes Carll
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Why, when I type the word " opposable " Firefox is telling me it's a spelling mistake? Link to Webster's dictionary definition in answer.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/opposable
here's a major definition
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What makes a human a human?
sentient thought and opposable thumbs
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Another name for the "cheek bone" is the what bone?
I always thought the cheek was the soft place with no bone in it. Like poke your self in the cheek, or put your tongue in your cheek. No bones there. Lower jaw bone, sure, zygomatic, yep. Right in between is what I would call the cheek. Just sayin'.
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Is today "ask questions about jesus day" or what? This is getting frustrating but then I remind myself.... what would the flying spaghetti monster do.
Glad I wasn't around for all that. I used to try and answer them honestly from my opinion and perspective, but you just end up getting downrated for not loving Jesus and you're going to hell, blah, blah, blah..
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First snow of the winter here in central Scotland. Has your first snow arrived yet?
yep. just the other day. we didn't get hit too bad for the first one. Maybe 2cm. Niagara, Ontario, Canada
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Are you increasing or reducing the number of books you keep in your own personal library?
i try to keep it level at a ridiculous amount, buying lots giving away lots. It changes drastically when you have to move, believe me.
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How can you break out of a headlock?
a knife
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What should I wear to my Job Interview tomorrow?
clothes!!! Seriously though, it depends on what you're interviewing for
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I think I've got something in my teeth. Can you get it out for me? That's f*****' teamwork!
What's your favourite posish?
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Are people that are unsympathetic towards a soldier's death (who say things like "It's a volunteer military, they knew the risks.") brave enough to say the same thing to the grieving parents?
though people may hold that opinion, they can also have respect for their service, therefore it would be stupid to say something like that. If someone tried to save your child from a house fire and died trying to do it, would they be stupid because they knew the risks going in? I'm sure nobody on earth would say that to the parent(s)
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What are your top three search engines?
google is the only one I use, though I search through eBay regularly
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My college educated boyfriend said that recent studies show homosexuality is a learned behavior and not inbred. I have heard some say it was born in your genes. I side with my boyfriend. Who do yo side with? No rude answers or I will have to report!
college educated in what? Plumbing?
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I am looking for the name of a Little dark blue purplish round pill that a dr. gave me for a spastic bladder. I cannot remember the name of it. It stopped the pain from the bladder quivering. How many pills can there be for spastic bladder?
wouldn't you need a doctor to prescribe an obscure pill like that? Go to your doctor and ask him.
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Do you like the new change on YouTube?
what's happening with it???
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What would be the least convincing statement to get out of a Mental Institute?
Institute or Institution?
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What's that one thing you wish you were better at?
Life...just don't have it down yet
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What does the letters y,s,t,r,u,t make?
fun of you when you're out of earshot
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How many ABers can you recognize on this calendar? (please click on the link)
I wonder if Fabio and Sean Penn are really on AB
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If i ate a cactus, would it hurt?
if it's Peyote, it won't hurt (though there may be some nausea). Might help. It's a great way to get your head together by first taking it apart.
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What is better family guy or american dad
Family Guy. AD just doesn't do it for me for some reason
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Will Bill cost Hillary "another" job?
I wonder if he's got some Machiavelli in him. Schadenfreude as well. Yes, I am a scholar.
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Do you hunt for food or sport?
I hunt for food, inthat I hunt for bargains at the market.
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If i call a landline with a cell phone, does my name show up on the caller ID?
depends. sometimes does on my phone. number for sure.
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Do you have either ghetto or redneck neighbors?
I think I might be the neighbour that people talk about! Not redneck or ghetto, but I play music, so I leave at 8pm and stumble in at 4am making noise and generally being louder than normal. They all sit outside and smoke, so they see me leave...I wonder what they say.
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Is it wrong to have a sexual love for baked beans?
We could make a new version of Porky's!
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Girls: Have you ever been interested/infatuated with someone you couldn't have? I.e. Teacher, Married Neighbor, friends' boyfriend, boss, acquaintance who was at least 10 years older? did anything ever happen?
dealing with that NOW!!! Man, it sucks!!!!
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What's your favorite Brad Pitt film?
kinda liked him in Babel. Not a huge role, but realistic.
Never really liked him in too much else.
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Why didn't you come to my wedding?
I have no money, and thought it would be better not to attend because I would be heartsick to not give you a decent gift. Don't think I don't love you, things are just really tough right now. If you hadn't held it at a resort in Mexico, I may have been able to pull off 150 bucks for ya, but paying for a whole vacation was just out of the picture. I wish I was there, man. I...
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Do you think that a lot of young are now much more deeply questioning their sexuality? Or are a lot more people just saying that they are gay because it is trendy? Being glbt has never been 'trendy' to me..just who I am. R they just open to exploration?
I think (hope) that gays and lesbians are finally being thought of as a normal part of society. It's not something that people need to hide so much anymore, and younger people who feel that way, instead of internalizing it, committing suicide, acting out in other ways, eating disorders, etc., are instead acting on what is now deemed okay by society.
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The new thing now is to sneeze/cough into your shirt sleeve won't we all end up with green sleeves?
I've never seen anyone do it aside from schoolkids too young to know any better. However, I live in a pretty small canadian town. If that's the new thing, I'm kinda glad I'm not 'hip'
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What are your chances of surviving a heart attack?
mine, myself, probably not good. Drink too much, never go to the doctor when I should, have chest pains all the time, try to eat well though, but the alcohol counters the decent eating. Have, what I think, is sleep apnea, but undiagnosed because my doctor is 'one issue per visit' and I have other things to go for, and no time to make a dozen doctor's appoinments...generally, I...
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Who would win in a fight between: Mecgyver, Chuck Norris, Mr. T. , and Bruce lee? (please, if you can, type out how the battle would go! =])
Chuck Norris would say "I win" and Bruce Lee, MacGyver and Mr.T would immediately turn to dust and Norris would blow on them and they'd disappear.
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Have you ever heard of The Judy's out of Pearland, Texas? It's a band.
I hope they don't actually have a possessive apostrophe in their name. It should be called the Judys or the Judies. Never Judy's.
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What are some reasons that a serial killer would kill?
sexual fetishism, sadism, mother issues, psychopathy
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What is a Good Job for a Night Person?
security guard
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Apart from having a terminal illness, how can you die from natural causes while still relatively young? I'll define "relatively" as below 40 years old.
who would downrate that?? Weird...someone insecure in their age I guess. I used the word 'relatively' on purpose because it make the use use of the word 'young' operative in that I'm 30, and not because I think people who are over forty to be old.
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Define 'cow' in the most sophisticated way you can without a dictionary.
four legged mammal of bovine variety. Eats grass, produces milk. Often slaughtered for meat used for human consumption. Revered in certain cultures. Has seven stomachs. Masticates own vomit, called cud.
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Is is a coincidence that birthdays are on the exact same date of the year as you were born?
please elaborate. Not sure what you mean.
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What is a bovcat called
a cat that's above you. Some poeple call him/her 'Ceiling Cat' who is lord of all cats, whereas, Basement Cat is lord of the underworld and would probably be shortened to Bascat
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What is your weirdest food craving?
garlic dill pickles!!!
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Would you pee on the side of a busy road if you had a huge need?
I imagine if I was really drunk I would, but my normal bladder has a very sensitive demeanor. I can't pee if I even hear anyone nearby!! let alone standing next to someone at a urinal. it sucks. Has nothing to do with looking at penises or penis size or any of that crap. Just can't seem to pee in front of anyone. Hell, I've been nude in front of resorts full of people, too!
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If your family is spread out geographically as many are, how do you stay in touch with each other? How do you keep long-distance relationships alive?
they follow my website to see what I'm doing, I email them when I'm wondering what they're doing
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The last time your power went out, how long was it out for?
oh!I just remembered! Earlier this summer, power went out in half of our building at work. I had just changed a big fuse in my basement for the dryer, so I went to the basement at work to figure out what could be wrong (you see, changing the dryer fuse automatically made me an electrician)...no luck. Called the hydro guys in with flashlights and toolbelts, etc. And they unlocked this big box on...
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What comes first to your mind when I say 'Sloth"?
a guy I knew in highschool who used to do an impression of Sloth from the Goonies
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Where can I find somebody to marry for citizenship in Australia? Are there any underhand sites?
check the pub at closing time
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Where are all the muscians? And what instrument do you play?
guitar, harmonica, vocals, bit of banjo and mandolin
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Does any one know how to change the ip address on a hp pavilion desktop?
turn your modem off for at least 5 minutes (like disconnect it completely) and your ISP should reset it the next time it logs in. Now, I'm not positive about this, but I looked online last week about changing my IP address and that's what it said.
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I went threw my oxycontin 5 days early will the doctor still detect it in my urinr?
if the doctor prescribed it to you, why would he/she even look for it in your urine? Generally I would think they look for things other than what you're prescribed, unless you're being forced to take it and have a history of not taking it.
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My lower right abdominal hurted yestruday but not like horrible pain then today i hurts a little..wut is it
it's a trip to the doctor
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I'm a young girl, and i want the "damn, i wish i listened" advice so i can be ready for the future. give it, please :)
see the world. Understand cultures other than your own. Don't watch too much TV. Surround yourself with friends who don't judge you, but love you. Spend time with your family. Love yourself. Be skeptical of the easy way out. Life is hard, but not to be feared. Help others. Don't hate anyone for who they are. Embrace science.
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Did anyone join the marches/protest regarding Prop8 (or Prop H8 as some choose to call it) this past November 15th. Where were you?
I would have if I could but I live in Canada
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Would u date me? good looking (ex model) good body and nice below . talented etc but use to sleep with guy as well as girl , just wonderng why im single?
It has nothing to do with your sexuality, as I think you might be implying. If you're an ex-model, people will think you're an idiot for calling yourself that. the first impression someone gets will be important, that's why whoever reads your question will be put off by it. Nobody likes to hear someone say "I'm good looking, I used to be a model." You're...
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Do you think they should teach GAY marriage in school?
I think homosexuality should be touched on in sociology class. Even maybe in sex ed class, if only to explain that some people are attracted to the same sex and there's nothing wrong with that. As long as it's not taught to be wrong like religious schools teach. Imagine how tough it would be to be an awkward, gay teen in a catholic school! Now, whether gay marriage should be talked...
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Why is the rating system anonymous? Why not allow users to see the downraters?
because then you'd know that your friends actually hate you and you'd be sad.
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You've got some leftovers in the fridge. Do you heat them up, or eat them cold?
it all depends. There are things that change in their texture once they're chilled and to me seem gross. Things in a cream sauce for example, or say, turkey soup where the fat has congealed on the top. Other things don't bother me though. Gimme any meats or cooked veggies cold and I'm good to go.
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What is your initial reaction after a close friend of yours tells you that they are gay?
I would be very happy for them, be proud of how brave they are, etc. I find it very courageous for people to come out, even in our somewhat tolerant society here in Canada. This question and answer thread intrigues me so far, because there are so many anti-gay people on AB and not one has has said anything yet! I expected to see hellfire and brimstone when I walked in this door.
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What is the best excuse for eating pizza?
I'm drunk and it's 4 am.
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What is the best way to get a girlfriend?
duct tape, blunt object, walk on tip-toes...
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F@ck Sillyville. Okay?
Agreed! Awesome!!!
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Are Birkinstock Clogs ( don't know if i spelled it correctly) worth the price. (why or why not) and if yes, what do they look cute with?
I think they look cute, even hot, on girls. The clogs are very robust and will last for years if you take care of them. You need to take care of the cork footbeds. Ensure that it doesn't dry out and crack by applying sealant to it. The leather is top quality, but they also make non-leather ones from a material called Birko-Flor that looks like leather but isn't. It doesn't last...
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Can you tell me any other movies I can find online that are similar to Zeitgeist?
man, I just wrote a LONG comment about this. Nice and succinct as well, but for some reason, my comments won't post 50 percent of the time. I've cut and pasted this one 3 times before it worked!! Damn.
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How many nostils do humans have, 2 or 4?
we have 0 nostils and 2 nostrils.
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Does getting blood work hurt? what does it feel like?
just don't look. it doesn't hurt. it's over quickly. I hate needles too. just don't watch it go down. They're pretty matter-of-fact and get it done without any conversation. So, don't even say, oh I'm scared of needles. Just go in, roll up your sleeve, they'll go at it, then it's done in less than 10 seconds. No pain. Just what you create in your head.
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If Jesus talks to you when you are alone in your room ,will you tell this to anybody?
It happens, but it's just my Mexican gardener through my window, asking me where the gasoline is for the lawnmower.
Now, if it was the son of God talking to me, I'd be kind of flattered, being an atheist. Funny how he seems to only talk to people hwo already blindly believe it. There's not too many atheist scientists who've had an epiphany.
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I was caught shoplifting $30 from Ross.No police was called but I signed a Statement and Release paper that says store may pursue a civil claim against me & i shouldn't step foot in the store for 12 Month .Will I have a criminal record? I’m very scared.
they probably won't pursue any legal action. probably. Stop stealing stuff, are you completely stupid? If you're well off to be surfing the internet, surely you're not stealing loaves of bread to feed your family.
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I've been under alot of stress, because of my fionse' has a gambling problem, and lately he has been looking at porn too , searching for big booty women, sexy milf, black man fu**s wife,mature women, also interacial wife. whats this mean,i'm 26 he 24
it means he likes porn, which is not that big a deal if he still pays attention to you. porn is everywhere these days. If he's spending 6 hours at a time staring at porn, that's one thing, but a few links is not big deal. Are you going thru his computer? Sounds like trust issues already. Gambling is another story. What makes his gambling a "problem"? Like porn, it's one...
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A common argument against there being a god is the total lack of evidence in favor of one. What would you accept as enough evidence in favor of a personal, Christian-like god to get you honestly reconsidering your atheism?
if he would only give me a sign, like depositing a few million dollars in a Swiss bank account with my name.
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I know you are probably tired of political questions, but can anyone help me understand this - Why would anyone vote for Al Franken (Minnesota)?
because he's liberal, articulate, funny and wants things to change. It's a tidal wave of change this year, so, it's anyone's game
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Three resistors are connected in a parallel across a 40 V source. The values of the resistors are 620Ω., 750Ω, and 820Ω. (a) What should the total source current be?
sorry, no answer, but how the heck do you make that symbol???
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Who else gets angry when people make fun of God?
my imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend
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I don't approve of Obama. I think he is a fraud. Does that make me a racist?
no, if you think he's a fraud for reasons other than he's black.
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I'm writing a novel in which a girl finds out she has leukemia but I need info! Have you or someone you know have leukemia? How long did it take for the chemo? Did you relapse? Can you describe Chemo? Thanks!
so, you're gonna base the premise of a novel on a few answers from Answerbag? Wow, I think this is how Woodward and Bernstein broke the Watergate scandal too.
Seriously though, there's a wealth of information online and at the library concerning leukemia. People go through a lot of different things, so, one person's story maybe completely different from another. I know a few...
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Why is Obama a black candidate when he's half white?
he's black because his father was black, and his skin is dark. The way he explained it was, when he was asked by a white interviewer: Let's both go try to hail a taxi and we'll see who's black. Or something to that effect.
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If you could name a famous sword, like the Excalibur or Masamune, what would you call it?
Loretta
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OK no poking fun here. I loved the original Zelda and am wondering if there even exists a game that is similar to it now days?
do you mean Zelda for the original Nintendo? That takes me back. I beat the game a few times. I used to spend HOURS on that game when I was about 11 or 12. That game rocked. I miss it.
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Can I touch your shoes?
why? I guess you can, but I still wanna know why.
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Anyone have a phone with koodo mobile? What store can I go to, to get on a plan? How is it?
I was looking into them at Future Shop here in Canada. Good deal I think. Free phone basically and you don't need a 2 or 3 year plan. You pay 10 percent of the phone on each bill till it's paid for.
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What can I say instead of you guys?
yous
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My boyfriend punch me in my face my face was swollen for a week this is his third time hitting me. WE broke up he said that he is going to change for me. Im starting to see the sweet guy he used to be should i trust him
sounds like YOU may be the one who needs to change. Get some self-confidence, some therapy and get away from his abusive ass. As much as they say, abusers never change, a lot of the time the victim is so used to it that they keep going back, thinking it will all be better this time. Guess what? It NEVER is. Leave.
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Not trying to be mean but, Why are there so many "Would you like to congratulate ________ for ________" on here? and why do they get so many points? Personally I think they do it for the points.
those questions are annoying. They, to me, don't even qualify as questions. The only reason they say "who wants to congratulate..." is because that's the only way to put it question form. It really only means "congratulations ___________!" which isn't a damn question at all. You get people making snarky comments about actual questions, but these ones get off...
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Who likes fried ice cream?
never had it. can you try and sell that whole idea to me??
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NOW THAT GOD IS GOING TO BE THE PRESIDENT AND WE FINALLY GOT THE DEVIL OUT OF OFFICE , WHEN CAN I STOP WORRYING ABOUT MY MORG PMT OR GAS, ELEC, FOOD. I HAVE 6 MOUTHS TO FEED. WILL GODBAMA HELP ME?
shoulda thought about those problems before having to feed 6 mouths. You can't just pump out a bunch of kids and expect the world to make everything great just for you.
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If a man can have two wifes why can't a woman have to husbands?
because religions that permit it are male dominated.
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Who named pangea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangaea
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I'm 13.I am a girl and I have a porn addiction and I went on this kids' porn website and it tricked me and said that they will contact me and come after me and now I'm scared.Will they come after me,will I or my gaurdian be charged for it or sent to jail?
why did you go on a site like that? Is your porn addiction to that kind of porn? If so, you probably won't be arrested, but you might be able to get some help...that's if they do come after you. A lot of sites say things like that I imagine. The internet's a big scary place
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TGI Fridays, Chilis, Ruby Tuesday or Applebees?
I'm not really sure that there's a difference
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Did you ever think that his name was Baracko Bama?
He's black irish. Barack O'Bama!
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Do you like to go to serve-yourself buffet restaurants? Why or why not?
I used to go a lot when I worked on the road every day with someone else. It was easier than deciding between us where to eat. I haven't worked there in a few years and have lost about 15 pounds. Too much buffet = too much belly
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Hey I wrote a little 3 paragraph short story kinda thing. Can I get a few thoughts on it? I'll paste the story into the first answer. thanks.
there's a certain blurriness on the lens of remembrance when thinking about how you packed up your dead parent's things. All the things that touched their lives daily. Dad may have been dead for years and mom only a few days, but that frying pan dad used is no less emotionally significant after all these years. The boxes that cover the living room floor are themselves coffins,...
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What is one thing that you would like to do before you pass away?
I plan to live forever. So far, so good.
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Would you be the friend of Paris Hilton?
for sure. I'd give it a go. I don't think my tired ass could keep up with the partying though. I'd just wanna hang out in the mansion, order chicken wings and imported beer and watch youtube videos on a 25 foot screen
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What was the most wierd book you have read?
good question...depends on your definition of weird. Anything by Spike Milligan is funny-weird, Stephen King has some great spooky-weird, and Sue Townshend's Adrian Mole Diaries are about a weird guy, but a funny, touching, wonderful read.
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I am a soldier in the US Army. My friends and I wonder if the people appreciate the fact that we are shot at everyday and in some cases die to protect U.S. intrests?
I think you're all brave and deserve the utmost respect. I don't agree with why you're there. the US interests you speak of are hardly worth the lives being lost. How many thousands of dead soldiers now? How many innocent civilians killed? How long since Bush said "mission accomplished"?
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Where does the blood go from a dead body after it has been embomed
http://www.funeralplan.com/askexperts/bloodembalming.html
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What is the best thing you have ever done that has benefited you financially?
nothing's worked yet...still waiting to be able to have something left from one paycheck when the next one comes. 4 bucks in the bank, pay's not till thursday...It's great to be 32 years old...sigh...
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Why do goth cut themselves?
the same reason other people cut themselves. Say, maybe 1 in 1000 goths cut themselves. Probably the same ratio as in society as a whole. Just throwing a number out there to state, they don't cut themselves any more than anyone else does, I wouldn't think. I know people who cut themselves. None of them were goth
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What's something that nobody can ever take away from you?
my bitterness, guns and religion. Oh, wait, that's not me. Ummm, my booze?
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I need an amazing sentence to start my book off with. it just going to be a random intro scene so anything good will be good. any ideas?
The drizzle beaded and rolled off the brim of his hat. The meteorologist had been incorrect. Again. He felt wronged, like a blind man who'd been sold a rat's asshole for a wedding ring.
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Ok, what does it mean when there are shoes on a powerline? Drug selling? Somebody got jumped? Gang Territory? A murder? PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME 2 HOUSES AWAY 4M ME!
you're all too scared. It means nothing. Maybe it actually means something to a small specific groups who do it on purpose, but I've seen people do it just because they want to. Screws with your head, as evidenced here.
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What is your favorite thing from Alaska?
150,000 dollars worth of used clothing
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Obama supporters: Do you sometimes find yourselves having to utilize massive restraint in order not to point and laugh at McCain/Palin supporters now? Or are you more mature than I?
no, I laughed at them then and will laugh at them now
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Did you know that there are numerous parallels to the Genesis storie of the Bible in the mythologies of many ancient peoples?
yes. It's very succinctly explained in the film Zeitgeist. I suggest people check it out, religious and non-religious alike. It's very interesting.
www.zeigeistmovie.com
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Any other straight folk pissed about the gay marriage vote turnout?
damn, edited again
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Any other straight folk pissed about the gay marriage vote turnout?
edit
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Can you say,"OBAMA WON!!!!"?
yes, I can.
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I want to know how to make sopa? do you have a recipe can you tell me how?
ummm, doesn't sopa just mean soup??? There's probably 5 billion different ways to make soup.
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Do you cook as good as your mom?
better
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Wheres the wierdest place you've had sex?
mountain top
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If you hate smoking, put your name (you don't have to if you don't want to) and place a comment about it. This is to honor you of being a non-smoker!
Joe Camel. Second hand smoke kills camels.
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What will happen in at least two months?
Christmas!
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Is your dining room table round, square, or oblong? How often do you use it?
round. not quite a dining room. it's in the living room. My laptop is on it now and I'm watching tv
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Do you smell that? What is that in the air tonight?
I think it's democratic victory
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Is there such thing as "Christian cults" out there?
any group of people who believe there's some person pulling the strings making each of our lives happen the way they do should be committed. The crazy guy on the corner saying the government hears his thoughts is probably more close to the truth.
So, IMO, cult? Umm, let me go sit and listen to a chaste man a few times a week, dunk my head in water to get to 'heaven' and...
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What's your weirdest and craziest habit or custom? Mine is having a special chair, which i call "the clean chair",at home where i only sit with my pyjamas and clean clothes. I don't let anyone sit there if they are wearing"street clothes"
I do the weekend dishes Monday when I get home from work.
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When is it wrong to speak your mind?
at a funeral, if you're an atheist...trust me.
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Why do most people who renounce their religious belief become political Liberals?
because blindly following an ideology is contrary to individualism. It's basically taking back your id. And individualism begets liberal thinking
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Your child is in a Hospital and about to die,What do you want your last words to he/she to be?
Please try to let me know if there's another side. I'm tired of all these idiots, kid. If I'm the one who's been wrong all this time, hopefully you can show me. Oh, and, ya, ya, sorry, I love you, so long, etc...
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When will we know who one?
I'd say by around 4am we should have a pretty good idea. That's EST
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What is your favorite food on-a-stick?
creamsicle
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Have you even handmade a card as an adult? Who was it for and why?
I've made many. Straight from the heart. Too many to describe each one. Mostly for whichever girl I happened to be with at the time.
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Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Old Navy. 5 bucks
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Do you like to use anal beads?
sure
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What are John McCain's hobbies?
watching Anna Nicole Smith's tv show reruns
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What its the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the term, "the middle man"?
John Prine. He has a song called Middle Man, and seriously, it's the very first thing I thought of when I read the question.
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What is your experience taking Kava Kava?
Did it work the first dose and give you an alert yet calming effect? Please only answer if you have taken it yourself!
didn't do much for me at all. Then I read it was bad for your liver or something like that, so, I stopped taking it. I now take medication to control my anxiety, and it works
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Where is the strangest place that someone has tried to ask you at?
"Where is the strangest place that someone has tried to ask you at?"
I don't understand. Ask me what?? How do ask someone 'at' something, and what are they asking?
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Do you use a laptop instead of a computer? Why?
because my laptop is the only computer I have
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How many items of clothing do you currently own that has padded shoulders?
zero
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Do you feel bound by your current circumstances?
yes. I don't make enough money to save enough to get out of the shitty job I'm in. Just enough for rent and food and internet pretty much. It sucks. Like, I can't put away 40 bucks a month even.
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Can you prove God exists?
watch Zeitgeist:the Movie. Even if you're religious. It offers a pretty cool explanation of how your Christian world began.
you can view it online
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
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I was raped of my youth by religion, what can i do?
baptized and Christened without my consent.
not as bad as circumcision. At least you can take back and regrow your own identity
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Someone told me that if your percentages get low enough that AB will start taking your points away, if that's true how low do you have to go before they will?
what is a low percentage?? Mine's always been 93 percent.
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Can I loiter at a gas station and ask random adults to buy cigarettes for me? I am 15, and I want to know, what happens if they say no? Can you get in trouble? Is it hard to come by someone who would do this for me? Serious answers only please.
It'll be hard to find someone who will do that. They can get into HUGE trouble. Arrested, big fine. I think where I live in Canada you can a 5000 fine.
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If you were making the ultimate delicious sandwich, what would you put on it and what kind of bread?
sourdough bread, with montreal smoked meat (a massive quantity), saurkraut, swiss cheese and thousand island dressing
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What do you think of this prank call by two montreal DJs to sarah palin?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38kNLSEras
I thought it was funny. Amazes me what people get away with.
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If a random stranger asked you for your name on the subway, how would you respond?
depends on who they are. Hot girl, I would tell her my name. Sketchy looking drug addict, I'd ask why.
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Why when someone scores 3 goals, 3 tries etc. is it called a hattrick?
because the fans would throw their hats on to the ice during hockey games when a player scores three goals
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What do you do to kill time in an airport with a 2 hour layover and only 10 dollars?
depends on the airport. Big ones have stuff to do, things to look at. But, if you know you're having a layover, bring a book with you. You could probably sit in the bar and have a couple beverages and drink them slowly, reading or watching tv. I just wander aimlessly sometimes, people watching, girl watching.
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Is anyone else rather disquieted by the "Yes on 8" ads that AnswerBag has chosen to accept? Where are the "No on 8" ads as well for fairness? It tempts me to propose a boycott. [CA proposition on LGBT marriage]
Disquieted isn't the word I would use. Disgusted is more like it. Or enraged. Doesn't surprise me that AB would accept an ad like that considering the hotbed of religious zealotry that this place can occasionally be.
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What is something you would never buy at Walmart?
I'm assuming you mean things that are actually available at Walmart. All the metaphysical responses to this are ridiculous. Of COURSE you can't buy LOVE at Walmart, etc. Like, I can't buy my own personal Volcano there either.
I'll simply say shoes.
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What is the strangest costume you ever saw on a trick or treater?
2 costumes. One was from the Woody Allen "Sleeper" where Woody is trying to be a robot. The costume I saw was an exact replica. If you like the movie, you'd love the costume. If you've never seen the movie, the costume wouldn't mean much..which leads me to my second favourite: Jimmy Jet. Jimmy is a character in a Shel Silverstein poem about a kid who watches so much TV...
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You awake in the middle of the night, go in your bathroom, turn on the light and notice a bloodied, mutilated woman's body laying in your tub. What next?
Not again!!!
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Which celebrity doesn't need a mask for Halloween?
Jocelyne Wildenstein (more socialite than celebrity)
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Diabetes has raised 90% in the last ten years, what do you think is the cause?
insulin problems.
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Does your area celebrate Halloween by giving out candy to "trick or treaters," How late does trick or treat last.? (when I was young we went as late as 11pm)
It's 8:15 here and I haven't had one in about 20 minutes. I think that's it for the night. First one came around 6:30
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What songs make you dance?
For a Dancer- Jackson Browne
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How many hours of sleep a day do you prefer to get? how often do you get it?
6 hours. I hardly ever get it. I get an awakening second wind at about 1am
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Oh crap I just dropped _______.
the soap!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!
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Are Psyhic's real?
they claim to be psychic, but cannot prove anything. Most do it on purpose because they get money or pleasure from controlling other people's emotions. Others actually believe they can do things with their mind that are paranormal. Those ones tend to not see their wrongs and only see when they get something right, which probably has the same chance as me just guessing random things. OR...
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Why dont our country make athiests turn into christians by law?
because there is freedom of religion
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What is the distance From Chad (african country) To UK and the time difference
PLEASE HELP ME
4585 Km from London, UK to N'Djamena, CD
http://www.mapcrow.info/cgi-bin/cities_distance_airpt2.cgi?city3=-3578172%2CL&city4=-1630121%2CN
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Does your cat or dog sleep on the bed? My cat does and likes to go right inbetween my legs, it makes it difficult to move because i dont want to wake him, does anybody do this?..or am i just to nice to him
I wish my cats would sleep with me. I think I snore too loud for them though
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Who are your three favorite author's?
Carl Hiassen, Dave Barry, Stephen King come to mind, but I could name dozens who I love. They're just not as prolific as those three. Like, my absolute favourite 2 books are by Wally Lamb. I also LOVE Barbara Gowdy.
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Are cops naturally a**holes/ mean?
hmm, tough one. Though I might tend to agree that the previous answers are plausible, that really caring people become police, I had the opposite experience here. The 4 or 5 people I know from school who became cops were brain-dead jocks who took pleasure in making fun of people, beating people up and just general bullying. Also, it wasn't that hard a job to get.
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My son has his forskin and one day at daycare one of the workers pulled it back causing my 2 year old to pee all over her she was told several times not to do anything to it, the day before i called everyone i could the law states nothing any advise
I think her superior (if she has one) should be told and she should be reprimanded. In a related question, how old are kids supposed to be before they can pull their foreskin back over the head?? I was never told 'when' I should do it to myself and it was never really done 'to' me. I just remember being about ten and pulling it back and going, wow, look at that! I...
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A coach had sex with players and their girlfriends when they were all too young.Girls are actually identified by name in the news stories and being forced to testify to what they were forced into... Shouldn't they be given anonymity? link to follow
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/525330
here's the link. My two cents is that I simply cannot believe that these girls are being forced to say what they did AND have their names in paper even though they were coerced. I can't believe this is happening in Canada. It makes it sound like it's their fault! If you followed the story, you'd see the whole thing is...
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Have you ever created a new reality for yourself to escape the troubles of an old one?
every time I walk out of the liquor store
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One thing you never want to be?
the only human left on earth
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Have you ever actually bobbed for apples?
I was thinking about this the other day...hmmm, kids dirty faces all sharing the same tub of stagnant water full of (most likely) pesticide covered apples. Sounds a little disgusting. I have done it though. It was a lot of fun.
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I got the job! (Sales position at an employment agency) Are you as excited as I am?
meh...not really. I mean, good luck and all. I'll be thinking about you while I slave at my crap job tomorrow.
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Do you watch television shows about the paranormal?
it's obvious to me that while it's a ratings grab because people are oh so intrigued by it, I wonder where sanity is! People have been oh so intrigued by it since weirdo spiritualists started conning people a hundred years ago. It's a modern con. If I came up with a cool story about why my house is haunted etc., I guarantee you it could get media. I want PROOF. I want a freaking...
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My girlfriend wants to have a kid, I don't. I found that all my condoms have been poked with a pin/needle. How should I confront her?
how could you possibly have found out? Did you open all your condoms and fill them with water??? There's not really any way I can think of to know that unless you A: ruin the condoms by opening them or B: she told you...but there's also C: this is hypothetical and just a cool question you thought of to ask. I find sometimes I ask a question just because it comes to mind and then...
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WHy do you say XMAS instead of Christmas?
I say annual gift day where families argue
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Above all, the government should spend more to help ____________?
the mental health of those who, though they can, for the most part afford it, are going to vote for a ticket that has the Moose Goddess.
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Okay, who wants to convert me, hands up?
I could convert you from someone who has no idea who I am to someone who has no idea who I am but thinks I'm a total as*hole. It's not hard. Please explain which kind of conversion you seek.
But to answer the exact question: I coult DEFINITELY convert you to some things.
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What is your internet nickname? (take the first two letters of the last site you visited, the first two letters of your home page site, and the first two letters of your first bookmarked/favorites site to spell it) (see answer below)
maybe I don't know this browser so well but, to find the last site I visited, I would hafta back-page a LOT of times, which would take me off this page just to find it.
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As of today October 18, 2008 where do you stand on McCain vs Obama. Please list your candidate and state of residence.
write in candidate Bill Ayers
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Which state's name is the most often mispronounced?
southern people call Maine: Mine
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Can you think of a problem you wouldn't mind having right about now?
my house would be WAY too clean
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Have you ever noticed that religion comes into peoples' lives when they are most vulnerable? In other words, you do realize that religions pray upon the weak?
hmm, never noticed that...I thought god only showed up at casinos and funerals.
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Would " I'm sorry I hit on your grand-daughter, I thought she was your daughter" be a good way to defuse the situation?
depends on the age of the daughgter. lol. if she's 25 that's one thing. If she's 12, that's another thing entirely you perv.
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Is using Answerbag to get answers to homework questions cheating? (Unless using the internet to get the answers is allowed by the professor).
yep. research and getting the answer from someone else are two distinct things
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When flying, what scares you the most, taking off or landing?
taking off, though, I'm never that scared
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If you could hire one of the following, which would it be
Driver, Chef, Maid, or Stylist?
I don't drive, so...
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Would you date someone who used to have a problem with cutting themselves and have scars to prove it?
Depends on who they are as a person. I have my own quirks, and so do many people I've dated. Cutting is something that would be talked about but not necessarily a relationship killer
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Fill in the blank: music is my _______ .?
downfall
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Will there be another AB convention where ABers can meet each other soon? (You might find out that "that guy" isn't as bad in person as he appears online!)
hmmm, I might find out I'm even worse. See, I can tune you all out on here by not looking at comments. I can't do that live!
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What did they build on that old farm or vacant lot that was there when you were growing up?
a cheap-ass house. We had a lot next door while I was growing up. We used to build a hockey rink there every winter and I learned how to chip a golf ball there. It was a place for the kids to run. A kind of park right there in the centre of the neighbourhood. They built a house there when I was about 15.
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Who is your favorite character actor?
hmmmm. This one is TOUGH!!!! Sorry if I cannot answer! I'm racking y brain over this one, but one person I think should be a character actor would be Alec Baldwin. His lead work doesn't really cut it, but his secondary character work is great
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Should Answerbag make a "Joe the plumber" category?
no.
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I've got a hernia and it feels like a bunch of knives are twisting inside me. I don't have enough money for a surgery or a doctor, I can't get a credit card, or a loan. What do I do?
are you a religious person? Hernias are deadly.
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Why do some people put so much importance on seeing Jesus' image in things like burned toast?
because they can sell said toast for lots of money
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What burial method do you wish for yourself when the time comes?
donated to science all the way.
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Madonna and Guy Ritchie just anounced that they are getting a divorce. Any thoughts?
Madonna knew I was single again. I knew there was a correlation
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I am 21 year old female with higer testosterone levels. Due to this "lovely" little fact I have body hair on my stomach and I do dye it so its thinner and less noticeable.. is this bad to still have that body hair there... do other women have it on thiers
I've seen lots of women with a little bit of belly hair. I see nothing wrong with it at all. A lot of woman are hairier than what a lot of people consider then norm and go to considerable expense to get rid of it. I think it's just fine. I actually had a conversation about this with a girl I know yesterday about how people react when they see she doesn't shave her legs or...
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Are there any records of where exactly the "Underground Railroad" went?
I just read an article in my local paper ( I knew slaves had escaped to my town here in Canada), and they were talking about famous people in our local history, and one of them was Harriet Tubman, conductor of the Underground Railroad. hahaha, do you think the writer thinks it was an actual railroad???
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I got nothing to say you know
obviously not
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What if we are just buried and our bodies rot in the ground and there is nothing else to death? Would you be disappointed?
I wish I could say I'd feel vindicated that I was right, but I'd be dead, so who cares?
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The sentence for murder should always be death? Do you agree or disagree?
strongly disagree
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A fifteen foot rope is tied to a horse. The horse is 25 feet from a stack of hay. How can the horse get to the hay?
the other end of the rope isn't attached to anything
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Have you ever been in court? Was it as a plaintiff, a defendant or a juror?
been a defendant in a few cases, all involving activism. Got off every time. Was in court when I was 17 for possession of stolen property. Got off on that one too.
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Has anyone ever had a crush on there teacher? why?
yep...we had a day where we could pay student council to make the teachers do degrading types of things and we pooled together and bought her and made her dress like cheerleader. It was hot.
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Are there any other offbrand shoes that are comparable to Croc brand shoes? (I heard Payless Shoesource carries a similar type of shoe for half the cost of Crocs)
I think there's a lawsuit in the works from Crocs against Payless. Payless got nailed by Adidas earlier this year for 300 million for copying the brand. Suckers.
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Will everyone please write msnbc with daily KOs, at countdown@msnbc and stste that Keith Olbermann sucks, since he does?
umm, I can't speak for everyone, but, no.
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How many syllables in the word gobble
gob-ble
2 syllables
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/gobble
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Whats the diffrence between Adolf Hitler and President Bush
okay, fair enough to downrate that. I should've just said that the difference was in the race of people they kill
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Whats the diffrence between Adolf Hitler and President Bush
one of them killed lots of innocent people and wrought havoc in foreign nations and the other one was born in Austria
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Was Tom Brokaw a little full of himself tonight or was his snappiness justified?
I'd get snappy too if the first words directed at me by a participant were a crack at me
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Will AB get really boring after the elections? do u think the attitudes of everyone will be more relaxed? do u think the DR ing will "slow down"? What shall we ask/answer then?
haha, ya, then maybe all the questions will start with, "okay, my boyfriend said..." or "we only did (this or that). Am I pregnant?" or "blah blah blah Religion?"
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You topped the charts with your original song titled "simon says" what did you make your audience do under your instruction?
buy my record
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Have you ever dated someone you found on the internet? Were they what they said they would be?
I met a few. Dated one for a few months. Turned out to be a bit weird. Though, I'm the one who can waste a few hours at a time answering juvenile questions on a website...sooo....I'll leave the weird branding-iron alone for now.
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How many times did McCain say "my friends" during this debate?
the news today put the number at 22.
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Ok, the 2nd debate of the possible President is over, what do you think?
McCain did a LOT of attacking. Obama seemed to take most in stride and answer properly. McCain just does not seem like the American everyman. He's just got Rich Old White Guy written all over him.
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How are those little corn looking things made that are in a lot of Chinese foods?
how are they? They're good! Try them. A little bit like corn, but different. If you like corn, you should like these, though, I don't like them in a lot of things, but they're good for a laugh when you try to pretend they're big corn and serve them a BBQs.
Or did you mean, as people seem to have answered, 'what are they?'
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Has a real life friend dropped you for no apparent reason?
well, a girl I was seeing suddenly just stopped seeing me. We had dinner, she dropped me off saying , 'call you tomorrow', kiss goodbye, etc...then, never again! NOTHING. Not an email, phone call...I still have her house key! We dated about 2 months. It was going okay I guess. Never anything bad. It was moving kinda slow because we were both so busy at the end of the summer...
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What food would you have delivered to your house all the time if it were free? Only 1 food!!
interesting points of view, because after all, they are food for thought
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How many times did McCain say "my friends" during this debate?
I keep sitting here wondering who he's talking to
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Are you enjoying the single life?
meh...I live with my ex, we're best friends. Kinda hard to bring girls home though...but, I'm very busy, and get what I need when I need it I guess. Remember, the chase is the most exhilarating part of love.
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What the hell is a joe six pack?
i dunno, but he needs more beer
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What does magic taste like?
rabbit. which tastes like dark meat fatty chicken
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What are you drinking while watching the debate tonight?
bought 12 beers and a bottle of Fireball whisky! Yee haw! Let's get debatin'!
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Is Palin shaking in her Alaskan Eskimo wooden snowshoes:)
not bad, so far actually. Too bad she's gonna lose. Hmm, was it all a ploy that she was mentally handicapped these past 2 weeks and now she's coming out with her six-guns shooting? Pew-pew-pew-pew...lol
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About to START, who's watching the VP debate?
I've been waiting, but i HATE awkward moments, and I'm afraid I may have to watch this one with the mute button handy!
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Ever seen the show "to catch a predator" do you think that they should be able to catch a predator even tho they are using someone who is of legal age? should it be legal?
I could take it or leave when it was first on, but when they screwed up and the one guy killed himself, it was too far. He HAD chatted online with someone, but wouldn't meet him. They needed good tv, so they decided that the chat was enough to bust him and ruin his life, he was a prosecutor, and well known man in his county in Texas. When the police knocked on his door, with tons of...
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What did you think about the movie Natural Born Killers?
I saw that on LSD when I was 17 in the theater. twisted. I'm a good boy now.
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How would you feel if Barack Obama lost the race?
is there a cliff nearby? Oh, wait, I'm in Canada. Hold on a sec...is there a cliff nearby?
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Are more and more people turning atheist?
praise nothing that it keeps going this way
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Is anyone hungry? If so what for?
I'm about to make a steak with fries
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Who made the first telephone call to the moon?
telephone? Really? Don't think so. Radio transmission perhaps.
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It's 10:00 p.m. Do you know what your government is doing?
yes, I know what it's doing...it ain't good...but I'm not gonna freak out about it yet. I've been to the doctor twice in the last week and not paid a dime. Our economy is still okay. Our minimum wage keeps increasing...I don't like them, but when I turn on the CNN these days, I like my government more and more.
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Can a hernia kill you?
yes
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What must be proven to establish a criminal charge of theft
intent
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Can I just tell everyone to leave me alone?
I get in that mood a lot. Don't answer the phone. don't check email...the world is still out there for when you're ready for it.
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Has your pet ever seen you naked?
probably more than clothed...
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Why does the newspaper have to print "Father of six dies in motorcycle accident"? Even if he wasn't married and was just dating someone, it would still be tragic.
why does you AB name have to have Palin in it? It's tragic enough with just McCain....hahaha, just kidding.
I know, this happens all the time...I sometimes think that if I was killed tragically, I wouldn't even be a blip on the radar because I'm not married and have no kids. Haha, "Potentially Gay Man Killed By Zebra".
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Should their be a prize for whoever asks the one millionth question on AB?
they should be sent a pair of cheap skates. Highly representative of the site who feeds off the popularity and patronage of people who even notice when the millionth question passes. If I wasn't seeing ads everywhere, I'd say congrats and that's it, but...seems we only have each other to thank.
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Who would like to join me in celebrating the millionth question asked on Answerbag?
not me. I think 999 999 999 is way more deserving...as is 1 000 000 001
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What method do you use to remove your nose hairs?
fingers...ouch
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After they get out of Iraq, which dictator-run nation should the US and allies liberate next?
nobody. They should stay home and fix their country. Let their soldiers see their families...though, if McCain gets in, there might be a few more generations of soldiers to go.
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Which celebrity would you love to have record your answering machine message?
Gilbert Gotfreid
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Who is your favorite Canadian superhero, aside from Wolverine of course?
Rocket Robin Hood
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How many NFL and NBA teams have their own cheerleaders?
don't all of them?
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Am I wasting your time with my silly questions?
I just won't answer silly questions. I used to get pissed off and just post wikipedia links to really obvious questions (what are the planets in our solar system?), but now, I just grit my teeth and scroll down.
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Do you think that every time you/somebody down-rates something, they should also comment on it explaining why they think it is a bad answer?
awwwww....but then all the assh*loes wouldn't be anonymous and I would actually know who to be pissed off at! Hmmm...tit for tat...mmmm tit....sounds good to me.
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The biggest drain on the US economy is _______
the expense accounts of closeted horny gay senators
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Why does it seem like the world economy is collapsing?
just call me Chicken Little, but...
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President Bush-Cheney is trying to get another $70 billion of "emergency war funding". If "the surge" has actually worked, what's the war emergency?
hmmm, wish I knew a financial institution that would lend it to him
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Do you think that every time you/somebody down-rates something, they should also comment on it explaining why they think it is a bad answer?
yes. I hate poor spelling
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If you guys were to choose a burger from any place, what would it be? I choose Whataburger from Texas where I live. I have never seen a Whataburger outside of Texas.
I've never seen a Whataburger outside Texas myself. I've had it exactly one time. Late at night on the road, somewhere between Mexia and Austin and I got my burger with jalapenos on it...I've never had something make my stomach ache like that before....It was FABULOUS! I still have a ring on my ass from the length of time on the toilet.
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Does every human being deserve respect?
yep, as much as that pains you...there's some people that think you're an idiot too
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What is the best way to make a big camp fire
find the largest camp you can find. Spread hay, newspaper and kindling all through it. Douse it with gasoline. Light it up. That camp will burn large.
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What is your favorite euphemism for being pregnant?
with child
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Do you own a pair of Converse Chuck Taylors? If so what color are they?
I think they're ugly!! To each his own though...I have LOTS of footwear. Converse is something I've always thought was really ugly...but hey, what do I know?
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Have you ever had the feeling that you just wanted to be left alone?
always. every day. right now! Stop asking me questions!
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Why do Atheists Always Wear Big Hats and Sit in Front at the Movie Theater?
you're supposed to "see all in God." Screw you, I like this hat, and I hate sitting in the back.
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What is the real reason we are losing the rainforests?
one reason is that within the forest there are trees worth tens of thousands of dollars each. Slash and burn just to get to one mahogany. People kill each other over it. The Amazon is a deadly place.
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Hello my husband always talks about women,any women singers,actresses etc.he's obsessed with porn,always searching internet to see naked girls,and on his myspace account all his friends are women?does that make my hubby an womanizer?
no, it makes him much less worthy of your attention though. Seems like he's spending far too much time paying attention to other women. That doesn't necessarily make him a womanizer. If he's scoring and has the women hanging off him and doing things for him and he's going thru one after another, then he's a womanizer. Seems to be a fantasizer. He's being a dick to...
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When you go to the store what do you normaly get?
poorer
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If you were accidentally served squid in a restaurant, how would you react?
excuse me, I ordered the raw oysters and escargot, not the squid.
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If you owned a burger joint, what would you name it?
Steer your saddle into Bucky's Dead Cow Corral
"abandon all soy, ye who enter here"
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Were you ever in band?
been in a few. Lead one now.
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What truly great songs transcend time and genre?
A lot of songs by Sam Cooke seem to still be the same to me. Sure, they're very early 60's, but man, his voice is brilliant and they sound beautiful. And this coming from a 31 year old rock and roller.
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How many of you would not mind kissing me on the lips? Just a sort of peck I mean.
I kiss lots of people. You'd get the same treatment as all my friends.
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If your an atheist and you die and end up at the pearly gates infront of God what would you say to him?
So...........(tumble weed blows by)....
Sorry ...about all....that....
Can I come in? Well, I did come all this way...what's that? None of my friends are here? Ah...screw it...
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Atheist: does your family & friends know about your atheism? y/n explain.
yes. They know. I tell them. Some are atheists, some are not. Those who are not, ask how I just CAN'T believe in a god, and usually, when I ask why they DO, they don't really have much of an answer, unless they're very devout. Most have just never questioned it.
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Why are evangelicals willing to look past Sarah Palin's lack of experience to get McCain into the Whitehouse? Just because you believe in the same stuff doesn't necessarily make you the best leader does it?
Quite nicely??? You'll go on and on about his well spoken manner is all he has, and poor Sarah just suffers from being attacked by the press. Just my opinion, but, she's a kindergarten student and he's a university professor. The only one with enough experience to be president, apparently, is one who's already been president, right? I thought not. It's about who's...
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For men only what are your thoughts of tall women?
they're tall. Some are hot, some are not. They have big feet. Long legs. That's about all I think. I like them if they're good people.
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To whom will you run?
Bryan Adams
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Which is better, Fender or Gibson?
Gibson acoustic, Fender Tele electric
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Can you name any songs that have an American town in the lyrics?
I wrote a song called Lawrence, Kansas.
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Has Sarah Palin become a liability for John McCain?
Well, now that the bail-out's been rejected, I'm sure her sharp economical mind will sort the country out.
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What is your request from God?
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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Bruce Springsteen will be performing at the Super Bowl halftime show on February 1st, 2009. If you are not a football fan, will you watch to see Springsteen?
I hate football but I'll watch Springsteen
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Why do the same people who believe that Barack Obama is qualified to be president say that Sarah Palin isn't, to me their experience is similar?
I'll just say that one of them seems to have a grasp on the economy, foreign policy and has fingers on the pulse of the nation.
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Who misses their Grandparents very much and was real close with them?
my grandmother died a week ago. I miss her. I didn't see her as much as I wanted to the last couple years, but I grew up with her around me all the time. I never really got to say goodbye. By the time I got to the hospital, she was pretty much mentally gone, just a shell. I got 30 good years with her and am grateful for that.
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I have a itchy scalp, and possibly a rash that comes and goes. My hair is healthy, and shiny, but my scalp is driving me crazy. What should I do?
ask a doctor. maybe psoriasis or eczema. harsh soaps and other things you're sensitive to can aggravate it
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Globalaization
Religulous
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When have you feared for your safety?
Lebanese military pointing rifles at me. Being chased by US Coast Guard. Turkish military pointing assault weapon at me threatening to shoot me.
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You run out of toothpaste, what do you do?
buy toothpaste. I've run out befgore work and just brought my toothbrush with me and bought some near work and brushed there.
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Does your home have every convenience?
nope. no dishwasher. I wish I had room for one. We only have a single sink.
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There has been a lot of talk about CL's lately. I think they do a great job. Would you do what they do? Would you sign up to be one? Would you take pride in it?
I have no idea what one is or what they do
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On a long road trip, what do you do to make the time pass?
books on tape or cd work well
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What does the rest of the world think of the United Sates? Don't hold back.
this is just inviting people to have their answers downrated. I think the US is strange and misguided. I think a lot of people are easily duped. I think they're xenophobic. Why do so few people there have passports? Why can't people there identify other countries (or even their own) on a world map? I sometimes think that JayWalking on Leno is actually a pretty good cross section of...
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Would Sarah Palin be ready to lead dinosaurs on day 1?
even the dinosaurs brain evolved enough to know not to listen to her
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Do you interact on a regular basis with the majority of people on your friends list?
nope. I think I only have 2 friends. Is that strange? I've been here for quite a while now.
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Your rich Uncle Philbert wants to buy you a vacation home, Where do you want it to be?
Man, that uncle Philbert...what a nut! I'd have to say somewhere on the Gulf Islands in British Columbia
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Did anyone see that horrid beeatch on Dr. Phil the other day that adopted the little girl that was missing the leg, from the Ukraine when she was 4? I really wanted to stick my foot up that so called adoptive "mothers" bum! She is a horrid human being!
playing devil's advocate on this one...how much better off would the girl be should she stay there? I wouldn't trust the woman now. Child Protective Services needs to remove the child and put it in a loving home.
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Don't turn around! Who is the last person you would want to see?
Bill O'Reilly
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What brand of dill pickles do you like best?
somebody flag this as duplicate please. The other one didn't show up when I asked this so I thought it was new.
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I need to know what the legality is of a person luring a child for sex. My friends 13 year old daughter was told by her step-dad that he would buy her stuff if he could rub her crotch. Now keep in mind, we are all acting upon it accordingly.
Of course, as everyone says, it is terrible, wrong and he needs to be reported. However, what exactly will the police DO? Just because he said something, I doubt they'll arrest him. I think the mother needs to get her out of there before it gets worse.
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Can you name something that will NEVER happen?
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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If you had the choice to fly, be invisible, or run really fast, wich one would it be?
invisible for sure. I have a dirty, dirty mind
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Anybody want to make me laugh? I am having a horrible day and could use some cheering up. Any jokes and or snide remarks would be appreciated.
Thanks
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
---- Woody Allen
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What age should girls start to shave?
14
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When serving, is the server allowed to serve the ball so softly that it could bounce twice on the receiver's side if he were to not hit it? Secondly what it the serve hit the receivers side once, and then the ball went off the side of the table?
that's what you're trying to do to score a point on your serve
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What would happen to a bird that didnt have any feet? it wouldnt be able to land. itd be like an airplane with no wheels under it.
seabirds often stay off land for a LONG time. Albatross.
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Do you think it was disrespectful of Senator McCain to not give any eye contact throughout the entire debate to Senator Obama?
Yes, I think so. They're supposed to speak to each other when talking about each other, no? Watching McCain's delivery kinda made me think like he was trying to get the crowd with him, like, "Right, guys? Right? Obama lied, didn't he? How bout you hate him along with me?"
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Hello all! This is the first time I am on answerbag. Hope all is well!! :)
Can one refer to a girl/woman as "Dude"? or the word "dude" is reserved to mean guys/men?
when I lived in a university town in Kansas I noticed some of the girls called each other dude. But not the guys calling the girls dude.
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Can you briefly just tell me one hard fact?
contrary to popular belief, Brad Pitt's role of the wandering cowboy in the movie Thelma and Louise was actually written for Jerry Mathers
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Would Sarah Palin be a good vice-President?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are there any english dubbed versions of Battle Royale?
I've only seen it subtitled
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Why are pictures of naked women bad or anti-feminist?
I've seen lots of naked feminist photos online. There's some 'porn' out there that isn't all degrading. Artistically created BY women.
Other types of porn can be degrading in that, they're low paid, probably drug addicted and simply need money and will do degrading types of porn to get money. That being said, there seems to be lots of women who aren't drug...
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What do you think of this girls tattoo? http://locrants.blogspot.com/2008/09/90210-girl.html
...just in case she forgets I guess. She tried to be deep and philosophical but to me it just looks stupid.
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the name "Hunter Thompson"?
the wish that he was stil here to comment on the current political insanity. Oh...how I'd love to hear him skewer Sarah Palin....
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I'm dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween. What kind of props should I have with me?
a straight-jacket
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My sister-in-law is pregnant with twins and I know when the babies are born, she will be having a christening. My fiance and I are atheist/agnostic. How do we skip this event without hurting her feelings?
I'm an atheist and have gone to many events that are held in churches...it's respectful to the people involved. Although, last week at my grandma's funeral, I'd had a few drinks, and while the priest was speaking, I found myself saying, "oh ya, whatever..." a couple times and got the stare of death from my dad...haha, he's an atheist too actually, but a little...
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Sex and the city question....me and my friend were thinking about this the other day. miranda named her son brady, which is steve's last name..so when her and steve got married did miranda keep her last name or is brady's name now brady brady...?
could be Brady Brady. Nothing really wrong with that. A friend of mine married a husband whose last name is the same as her first name, and now she's Laurie Laurie
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Why do many people refuse to believe in life after death?
Proof? Oh right...there's a book that says something about it...pfft
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Who won the first debate between McCain and Obama and why? (I'm asking this question before it's over so that I'll be the one to ask the question).
People who want McCain to be president will say he won, same with Obama's people. Your candidate can do no wrong in the US it seems. Incredibly polarized country right now, even in the face of obvious lies and deception. Lots of gullible people out there.
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Who's your favourite stand-up comedian?
right now I really dig Jim Gaffigan. I've burned myself out on Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Emo Philips...all those guys. Gaffigan is refreshing.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mq9gbX9kH8o
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What are your feelings on the number of open atheists on AB and in society at large?
I think it's just fabulous. Though, I can't wait till the numbers climb even higher.
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What was the name of the song in the cosby shows full house episode were denise and her boyfriend were singing a raggae song?
it's called Sponji Reggae by Black Uhuru
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Do you believe in ghosts?
with no scientific proof of anything (ya ya, shadowy photos, orbs, etc...crap), other than that idiot on paranormal state talking in his dramatic cliches, I have to say NO. So many people make good hoaxes that it ruins it for actual investigation, ie: Amityville.
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What was the name of the song in the cosby shows full house episode were denise and her boyfriend were singing a raggae song?
I remember the episode, but can't find the song title but here's the info about the episode...Maybe they made the simple song for the episode. I seem to recall it was basically just "I say eh mon" or something like that
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If you could invent anything, what would you invent?
an electric-blanketmobile
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Is the WETI institute really going to achieve anything by waiting? ( see link provided...)
no they won't. Doesn't even seem to be much terrestrial intelligence there
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How do you feel about the fact that Sarah Palin supports the nearly unlimited ariel shooting of innocent bears and wolves throughout Alaska?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin
about halfway down read Predator Control
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What is your favorite rainforest animal? Mine is the silky anteater
the pink dolphins in the Amazon river.
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Does anyone else HATE going to the Doctor's?
I don't mind really. My doctor is pretty cool. He's young and has a pretty good no-nonsense bedside manner. He's not really funny or even too pleasant, but he gets the job done efficiently. I used to HATE going to my old doctor. He took on WAY too many patients, and used his office as a clinic on certain days, so you'd have to deal with a long wait on certain days....like...
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Why do doctors assistants lie so? They get you in the exam room, take your statement then say, "The doctor will see you in a few minutes." Now to me, "a few minutes" means maybe 5 at the max. To them it means anywhere from 20 to 60. (cont.)
hmmm, I never wait more than 5 minutes. My whole doctor's visit is never more than a 15 minute in-and-out affair.
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Where are those five points that I need to make Swami?
point whore!! lol, kidding
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You have just won a trip to Las Vegas. Are you happy or could you care less?
I couldn't care less
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I was basically date raped Saturday. I feel so stupid. I want to call my ex because he is my only real friend. But he is trying to make things work with his exwife. do I call and talk to him or would it be a bad idea? I do hope to win him back oneday
The operative word in the term 'date rape' is RAPE. Call the cops. Get someone involved, but not your ex. Call a rape crisis centre where you live and get some real advice from people who work with victims. Sorry this happened to you! Fight back!
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Do you ever wonder how many celebrities are on AB incognito? Which ones do you think are most likely to be among us?
I'm Abe Vigoda by day, Rockstar by night
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What is the difference between ham and prosciutto?
prosciutto is aged and cured. I know an old italian lady who hangs a chunk of pig leg in her cellar until it grows a long beard of mold on it, can't remember how long, but it takes months
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What's the oddest name for a town you know of? My favorite is Likely, CA.
Frisbee Cove
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On average, how many beggars and homeless people do you see every day?
I see zero. I know we must have them here, but I don't know where. I work downtown, but the few that are on the streets probably live in the shelter. We have pretty good social structures for the homeless here.
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Why is jesus called "the lamb?"
because, contrary to popular belief, he was cloven-hoofed.
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My Wife's old School reunion, A guy she lived with is going to be there, he is now separated, she has kept in touch with him over the years, they are staying in the same hotel.
Should I be worried.
YES! Why don't you go with her?
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CAN YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX?
I am friends with all of my exes. There's a few...
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If the Democrat party is all about woman's right, how come they are not standing behind Sara Palin?
umm, because she's not their candidate?
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I use a towel for 2 weeks before washing. My frIend thinks it's disgusting, she gets a clean one every day. I say I am clean when I exit the shower and so is the towel. Please help and chime in with what you think is proper.
everyone is saying wash it more often, but I wish to know if you're suffering from some sort of skin condition or disease or anything negative because of it. If it doesn't bother you, then keep on keepin' on.
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Finish these lyrics... "One is okay, two is alright..._____________."
but I can't fit three in this burial site
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Whats the oldest thing in your fridge?
Billy's African Hot Sauce. 3 years. We just got a new fridge, so we threw a lot of stuff out. I had hot pepper jelly from 2001
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John McCain just announced that he wants to delay the Friday debate because of the "economy". Says he wants to put the campaign aside and work on the economy. Hmm. What do you think?
haha, the economy isn't as strong as he said it was last week. I wonder whay excuse Palin will use to get out of her debate. I wonder if reporters will be allowed to hear it and see it.
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What can i do so that i dont become aroused (hard) very easily when just kissing
start doing math in your head. 1+1=2, etc....I used to use baseball...
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What is the most beautiful compliment a stranger told you?
you have amazing eyes. it was weird, but quite satisfying!
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Whats a sure fire way to get fired?
call the boss an asshole
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How long can the McCain campaign keep Palin away from the press before it turns against them?
All day they've been talking about how they weren't allowed any access today...and, haha, of course, the campaign called it a miscommunication that they weren't allowed in (or REPORTERS weren't)...yes, whatever answer fits the scenario for the GOP. How can you miscommunicate THAT?? She didn't notice that there were no reporters allowed there? Does she live on F*CKING...
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How does a rodeo star get around
I would imagine they fly to events, or drive. Are they big enough to have tour buses? Not sure, but probably big trucks around the southwest and fly to Canada when necessary. I know a guy who was a bull rider in Alberta, and they drove everywhere except when the had to go to the southern US.
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How many people are killed from tobacco each year?
Just wondering...do you mean how many people are killed by smoking (which contains dozens of chemicals that are added to tobacco)? Or do you mean actual tobacco? Probably a few deaths on tobacco farms and such...
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How did you first learn about Answerbag?
I can't remember, but I noticed that now every time I type something into Google, it's not too far to find an AB link in the Google answers. There's just so much content here that a LOT of people must see it eventually.
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Do you suck?
I have. Not a regular thing though.
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I worry about police brutality. Can anyone show me a few non-scary pointers of how I can avoid this happening to me?
everyone says 'obey the law'. Well, in a very simplistic way, yes, but when people fight for democracy all over the world, they endure many hardships for their cause. If you're not motivated and angry in a political sense, just be a good citizen and you should be okay, that's if you live in a first world country. If you live in a dictatorship and want the world to hear you,...
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Should Osama bin Laden's poetry be published?
sure, why not? probably kinda repetitive saying 'death to America' in every poem.
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What do you think of Madonna comparing John McCain to Adolf Hitler?
meh...who cares? Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Her opinion will make headlines because the media get starved for such crap. Don't blame the Madonna, blame the media, because I bet thousands of other people have said that, but the media chose to use her quote to get attention.
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What are some tips and places to have a really inexpensive wedding?
city hall. bridge, groom, a couple of witnesses, a marriage license and a judge
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Should schools be allowed to teach creationism?
Not in a public school. If they wanna teach it in religious schools, then so be it. Tax dollars shouldn't be spent on it.
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What are the chains that hang down under an Ambulance for?
tire chains to be used when needed? I've looked online before and the only other suggestion was grounding the vehicle for static electricity which someone said was crap. I heard they were called Onspots.
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If it hadn't been referenced in hip-hop lyrics so much, would anybody really have chosen to drink gin-and-juice?
I never liked hip hop, but loved the bluegrass version of the song by The Gourds.
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Is it as dangerous to drink snake venom as it is to be bitten by a poisonous snake?
don't do it!! Yes, it's dangerous. But, how exactly would this situation arise? Lab technician suicide?
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On a bagel, do you prefer cream cheese or butter? What kind of bagel?
Garlic and Herb cream cheese on a sesame seed bagel
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In common usage, what does FYI mean?
do you really not know what that means???
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Are you allowed to post graphic nude photos in the adult section as part of your answer? I would love an answer from staff or a CL on this. Thanks!
just to add to my other answer...but not as a comment because this is more of an answer: I think there's a big difference online between nudity and porn, so, if someone actually wanted to LINK to a nude pic of themself (which, ahem...would surely be themself) then why not?
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Are you allowed to post graphic nude photos in the adult section as part of your answer? I would love an answer from staff or a CL on this. Thanks!
won't someone think of the children??? But seriously...it asks if you're old enough to enter that board, so, it's about as stringent a requirement or more than any other porn site. They should allow some stuff I guess.
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Did you watch the premiere of Rachel Maddow's show last night? What did you think? Yay or nay?
didn't know about it. Just finding out about her now and watching some youtube videos.. I think she's great so far. Watch the clip about the Troopergate investigation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1iuXlE7fMI&feature=related
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How intrusive and illegal an act is there than the tragedy of someone breaking into Sarah Palin's e-mail account?
I've had myspace, facebook and yahoo hacked by strangers. It happens. Gov't officials should be a little more careful about how they operate online. Haha, I don't think anyone will hack McCain's email!!!
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Should i not be on AB right now when im drunk?
I find it hard to stick around here long while sober!
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Do Americans eat chinese food more than Chinese people?
considering there's a billion people there, and considering that anything eaten in China is chinese food, I'd say they eat more in China
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How much time have you spent on AB in the last 24 hours?
off and on, about 4 hours. I come, I answer, I leave, I check every now and then...I have many wondows open and multi-task around the house
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What would you say to someone who took an hour and a half to make a simple stir-fry meal?
what the heck could possibly take THAT long???
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Do you avoid eating things with onions and garlic because of what it will do to your breath?
no...maybe that's why my life is devoid of people. Can you guys smell my breath?
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At a party a christian asks you "What church do you belong to?" You say none. He says nothing turns and walks away. What does that say about him?
maybe that's his impression of 'turning the other cheek' and that was his example of true Christian wit.
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Friends come and go, but _______ lasts forever.
Seinfeld
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Is it true that--Some people claim---that there's a woman to blame?
ever since Jimmy Buffett became a right-winger, he's probably not blaming women anymore...
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What's your favoirte raw veggie?
baby cucumbers, not yet pickled. Love pickles too though. Also, radishes.
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When someone puts P.S. at the end of a letter, what do the letters stand for?
P.S. this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were removed.
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Has faith healing ever cured a terminal disease such as cancer?
no. Why do these so-called faith healers continue to get charged with fraud? Oh, right, it's the ones we never hear about that actually work. pfft...
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What scientific evidence positively proves that some people are born gay?
how come people continue to ask this question. Go to the search at the top and type 'born gay'. Umm, seems like this might've been asked before...once or twice...not to be angry with the questioner, but c'mon. I see this question every day!
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So, McCain has 13 cars, and Obama has 1. McCain owns foreign cars even after saying he only buys American. Is this yet another McCain blunder that he assumed would fly under the radar or did he just forget he owned all those cars?
bring it on Trolls. You can keep DRing long into Obama's presidency for all I care. It'll help you get over the big loss.
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What's the corniest gift you've ever received from your S/O? (past or present)
nothing too bad that I can remember, but a girlfreind I had a while back, her ex had given her a toilet seat for her birthday while they were together.
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Is the bible sexist, why cant jesus be a girl, who the daughter of god, why are women virgins in the bible, why is god male ,It all about big powerful men in the bible, whos the godess of god
because when it was written, women were mere possessions. So, that's another reason why it's a bunch of crap. Oh, don't worry though, someone will comment on this and justify it through metaphor or something equally ridiculous. It would be funny to go back to those times and tell them what woman's place in the world is now! Unfortunately, not much different in a lot of places.
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What makes a man lose interest in sex?
anti-depressant meds, alcohol, tv and internet all mixed together.
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My neighbor rings a bell every morning and night around the same time. Why is that?
is your neighbour running a camp? Maybe breakfast and dinner bells. Maybe they have lots of kids?
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Why is it that atheists say "God does not exist" just because God doesnt do their bidding?? so because God is not their slave, therefore He doesnt exist?
that doesn't sound like any definition of Atheism from any Atheists that I know
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I don't get the stereotype that all black people love fried chicken and watermelon. Can someone explain?
food stereotypes of African Americans are just strange in this day and age. Many people still propagate the stuff though. Remember when Tiger Woods won the Masters and one of the players made some reference to the victory dinner being fried chicken. Not funny at all.
I Love fried chick and I like watermelon. I like collard greens too, and that's also something I've heard reference as...
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What's your favorite scary movie?
The Haunting (50's version, or 60's can't remember when it first came out. Black and white though.
The Exorcist scared the crap outta me as well.
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Does it disturb you to think of what will happen to all your belongings or prized possessions when you die?
my grandmother died a few days ago, and now I'm watching people fight over what they get to take from the house. Sad.
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To those who have been here a long time; Do you find that you are slowing down in your paticipation on the site? If you are, what is the reason for this?
I don't know if it's true or not, but I find there's a lot more nonsense now. But, maybe it's just after all this time, I'm noticing it more. So, I've been kinda off and on lately, looking for good questions. Tired of the stupid ones. Like the creative ones.
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Brain teaser: How many times is the digit 3 used between 1 and 100?
19?
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I'm sure you have car. But what about the bike?
I have nothing but my feets and the bus
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Do you like Charlie The Unicorn? One or Two?? Y do you feel that way?
I guess I like the first one...wayyy too weird!
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How many years can u take Clonazepam
I've been taking it for a couple years, infrequently (maybe 2x a week for anxiety and insomnia). I've never been told there was a definite amount of time you can take it.
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How did you likeTina Fey's impersonation of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live?
good impression, but HOTTER HOTTER HOTTER
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Why did Sarah Palin lie about visiting troops in Iraq?
yes. Kuwait. And...the Ireland trip she did was a layover.
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Im 17,i am terrified of 2012, people say bad things will happen all calenders dont go past 2012, and thats when the belivers say the rapture is to happen. its too the point i want to die before them .help?
buy a helmet...that's all I'm allowed to say.
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What is the most interesting history that happened in your town?
Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka killing schoolgirls.
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Are Republicans and Sarah Palin playing the gender card?
ya, and I'm getting tired of the press not being able to talk to her about who she is. That's bullsh*t. You can delve into any male politician's life, but she's apparently off limits cuz she's a chick? Grow up. You can't play that card forever. THere's 2 damn wars being fought overseas, and you basically wanna hand the status of Commander-in_Chief over to...
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Do you have a secret recipe? ... For what?
nobody will ever know how I make chicken curry, tomato sauce, or borscht
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What is your one word description of John McCain?
my girlfriend says I can't use the "C" word.
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Do you enjoy riding on public transport?
depends on the other riders. There's one mentally challenged woman on my morning bus, and she's fine, but sometimes, idiots get on and make fun of her. I hate people who have their iPods so loud I can hear what they're lisenting to all the way from the front to the bac.
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Do you have some Canadian in you?
no, but would you like some?
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How much money do panhandlers make?
depends on the panhandler, doesn't it?
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Are hairy armpits on women a turnoff for you?
doesn't bother me in the least. Hardly ever see it though.
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What would you like to see written on your worst enemy's tombstone?
Public Toilet
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What is your one word description of Barack Obama?
NEXT!
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How do you think you will die?
I'm gonna live forever. So far so good.
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When u wake up at 4am how do you fall back asleep?
I wake up 4 or 5 times a night, so I've got a lot of experience with this. Sometimes reading works for me. Always hafta pee. Usually thinking about something mundane in the pitch dark, eyes closed...
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What tv show are you embarassed to admit you watch?
Full House
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If I told you that I have a handicapped child, what would you say to me?
hmmm, did you just come up to me on the street and say it? Or were we acquainted already? Depends. If you just came up to me and said it point blank, I would say "and...?" but if we knew each other, I would say, "that must be a challenge sometimes, glad you're so strong. Let me know if I can do anything to lighten your load, if your load does indeed need lightening."
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What is the funniest WORD you can think of [brings a smile to your face when you hear it]?
galoshes
or hot-pocket
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What color is your poop
today, brown
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How do you tell someone they can't really sing? My half sister and her father thinks she is very good, which makes them complain when she never gets solo's, etc... I know it would be better for them to know the truth, I just don't know how to go about it.
ask her to try out for American Idol. Sometimes people are soooo bad that they get them on tv just to tell them how awful they are
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Does Obama really have citizenship status in Kenya?
no, he doesn't. But I can't see why anyone would make a big deal about it. There's millions of people with dual citizenship. I can get an Irish (now EU) passport because my grandfather was born there. His father is Kenyan, so what's the big deal? Ooooooh, scary...evil black african man....please...
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How do you think the world will end?
McCain becomes president
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Do you like nuts in your brownies?
not really. I like thick chocolate frosting
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What is the first word you say when you take a call ? Hello ? Good Morning ? etc.,
"Start talkin'!"
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If Donnie Darko was in essence a christ figure how the heck are they gonna make a sequel in 2009 with a plot that involves his sister 7 years after Donnies death?! a brilliant film that should be left alone imo
hmm, I never heard they were making a sequel. Love the movie though. Maybe they'll have his sister go through a worm hole while she's on the plane, and goes back to before it all happened.
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Why do they call this site Answer bag, when it should be called Obviously bag!!Just wondering because a lot of the questions are obvious to be answered by themselves.This is basically just a comment to the ones that know their own answer to their question
some questions drive me nuts (what kind of pill is this? or Am I pregnant if?) I'm also not fond of really obvious questions that are written as trivia questions. I like creative ones, and it seems there's a dearth of creativity here at times. But, whatever...just have to weed out what you don't like.
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What is the most printed sentence in the English language?
well, I just think considering the possibilities once you add more words, the shortest might be the most common.
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What is the most printed sentence in the English language?
Go.
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Do you prefer regular chicken wings or boneless chicken wings?
if it's boneless then it ain't an authentic chicken wing
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What restaurant has the best chicken wings?
The Anchor Bar, Buffalo, NY
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Funny how Obama Biden has a striking similarity with the name Osama Bin Laden, eh?
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa
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Why do we have trees?
Lungs of the earth
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How often do you fantasize that Bruce Springsteen is 80's-dancing and air-clapping around your living room, wearing nothing but tight black jeans and a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up?
no but sometimes when the song comes on the radio I fantasize that I'm dancing with Courtney Cox
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What keeps you energized during the day?
cold water and the knowledge work is over at 4pm
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Sarah Palin's church believe you can "pray away the gay". What do you think about this?
Well, if it worked, Fred Phelps would've prayed away all the gay in America already
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Would you rather spend 24 hours in the desert in the middle of Summer or on a glacier in Alaska in the dead of Winter?
definitely the glacier. You can put more clothes on and get warmer, but in the desert, it's pretty near impossible to beat the heat
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After work do you like to just kick back or do you like to go out?
kick back for sure. Only go out if necessary.
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Name the tallest building you even seen?
CN Tower, Toronto
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Which comedy TV Show do you find just not funny?
Corner Gas (Canadian show)
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Where are the pictures of your ex?
in a box in the basement somewhere
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What caused your last shattering orgasm?
myself, with a little bit of visual stimuli
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Should John McCain's health records be made public?
only any records that would indicate any mental illness or terminal disease. He's obviously prone to getting cancer, for example.
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Is McCain hiding Alzheimer's?
no, it's not Alzheimers...he just conveniently forgets his past stances on issues so they jibe with the way the political wind is blowing
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No matter who you are voting for, can you find one positive thing to say about the candidate(s) who do not have your vote?
he survived cancer 4 times
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If there was a soundtrack for your life, who would you hire to write it?
back in the early 90s I used to think Smashing Pumpkins album Siamese Dream was the perfect soundtrack to life
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What is your favorite song and why?
Moonlight Sonata
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When people place their life in the hands of God, could this be detrimental to them in any way?
it can be detrimental when people forgo medical treatment thinking if God wants you to survive, it will all work out in the end.
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Is cris angel demo or are the things he does just illusions?
he's a magician. He'll be the first one to tell you that what he does is illusion. He's good at it though.
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If someone who is performing live puts you down on their guest list for the show do you still have to pay or is it free? How do you get in without a ticket?
depends how big the venue is, but someone who works at the main gate/door will have a list.
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When was your last panic attack?
every time I look a ta high object like a skyscraper. Dizzy. High heart rate. Death....
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for Houston, TX?
The Mucky Duck
http://www.mcgonigels.com/
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What is the most sensational news headline you've ever read?
this one (foul language)
http://earlstirling.com/blog/?p=63
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Which city has the world's largest Chinatown?
Hong Kong
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Why is Sarah Palin attacking Obama for being a community organizer?
they've got to attack him for something. It's the American way.
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Are you a supporter of Sarah Palin? Why or why not?
No. Because when I need surgery, I don't call the kid who mows my lawn
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What is Sweden known for?
Absolut Vodka
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Do you approve two gay's being married?
you could marry a giraffe for all I care. If you're happy and not hurting anyone, go for it.
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What do you think about when going to sleep?
I think about this one girl's locker from high school. Weird, eh? That's my failsafe sleep-bringer. Makes me feel warm.
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Coupon. Do you say coo-pon or que-pon?
where would the CUE come from?? Is there any other words in englich that are spelled COU that are pronounced that way?
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Would your life still be interesting if you didn't have your friends?
I hate my friends. That's what makes life interesting: Trying to keep them from realizing it.
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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited?
my mom called me and woke me up just in time to see the second plane. Spent the day watching tv and talking on the phone.
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What is something that you prefer to do the old-fashioned way?
evolve
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What is the most impressive hallucination you have ever experienced while taking LSD, mushrooms, or other psychedelic drugs?
I did the drug DMT about 10 years ago. Most impressive hallucinations. Can't even describe it, other than to say that the room disappeared, and I was transported somewhere else (for about 10 minutes)
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If you are an atheist and you needed help badly, would you pray?
no.
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How tall was Abe Lincoln?
tall enough so his legs reach the ground
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How often do you eat at McDonalds?
only if necessary, like driving in the middle of nowhere. Canada's biggest highway seems to have a fast food truckstop every hour or so. So, when driving cross country, which I do every year, I stop at McDonalds, but avoid it at all cost.
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After a realtionship ends, do you think it is possible to be friends? (rate question)
yep. I moved in with her 8 months after we broke up. Sounds weird, but it works for us.
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Why don't people who are bothered by downrates just turn their ratings off?
I didn't know you could. I haven't read the manual.
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What is your worst childhood memory?
having my pants pulled down at school was pretty bad. Geting arrested for breaking a window was pretty bad. I'm a reformed child vandal I guess. It was just the one time, and believe me, my psyche was damaged by the whole affair. Why the hell did I do it?!
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How would you react if your son/daughter told you they were gay? My friend has disowned her son for telling her he is gay, yet her sister is a lesbian and she has no problem with that!
I would tell them that whatever they choose is fine with me, and would be equally excited if they brought home a boy or girl...I'd basically just be happy they found someone they seemed to 'click' with.
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How do i go about becoming a Citizen of Canada, if i am a Trinidadian?
I'll ask my girlfriend's mom. She came from there in the early 70's.
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What were the last words you spoke?
"she can make you feel young and then make you feel old"
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Would you want someone that speaks in tongues as your commander in chief?
well, I guess being multi-lingual could help in certain situations, but since she just got a passport, I wouldn't think any of the tongues is much more than gibberish
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At a shopping mall, what is the first thing you see? Food court, an upscale clothing store, book store, high tech gadgets?
gluttony
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Did anyone see the episode of Law&Order SVU entitled "Authority" with Robin Williams? The ending chilled me to the core. Not many television shows do that. Robin Willams' performance was outstanding. If you saw it, what did you think of it?
That episode in on tonight after America's Got Talent
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Should the following question, rejected as spam/offensive, be restored: "Has there been any DNA test or birth photos that prove Sarah & Todd Palin are in fact Trig's parents and Bristol is not?"
Ya, can't see why that got rejected. I was actually wondering why they didn't show some photos to dispel the rumours, but, now that people are talking, they could easily set up a photo shoot. ooooooo...conspiracy theory
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How gay and lesbian individuals can have same parental rights as heterosexual marriage?
Unfortunately, in some places, the religious right wing side of society governs. The deny rights to same sex couples, such as medical insurance, child custody. This will change, eventually.
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Is it fair for a college professor who is teaching religion to stand up infront of the class and state without facts that your belief is a bunch of hogwash?
depends what you believe. If you believe the world is only 5000 years old, and he says that's hogwash, I agree with him.
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Your 16 year-old daughter has just told you that she is pregnant. What is your advice to her?
depends on a lot of factors. Her religious beliefs,etc. How she got pregnant...I wouldn't want my daughter having a baby at 16, but in my country, women have a right to choose what they want to do without being screamed at by crazy christians waving banners
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I have fresh, cleaned squid here. If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
marinate it then grill it or fry it with butter and garlic
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What do you call a person who only writes with there left hand, but does everything else with their right hand?
depends what their name is...;)
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Can animals see ghosts? If so, how and what would it be like for them?
no they can't. Ghosts do not exist. Anyone with irrefutable scientific proof, feel free to comment.
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My husband of just under a year found a pack of cigarettes I had stashed in my desk. He hates smoking and has told me not to come home tonight. I am typing this from my parents home. They don't like smoking but they take care of family. Shouldn't he?
Call him on it. Say, okay then, well, I guess this is it... and he'll say "you love smoking more than you love me?" and say "no, not at all, but if you can't look beyond one small fault to love me, then, I'll move in with the people who love me unconditionally."
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I don't like the flavor of BBQ sauce, whats your opinion on it? like, dislike?
the only thing I like it on is ribs
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What is your favorite burger topping?
I love Jim Gaffigan's stand-up:
"We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. 'You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle-here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!' "
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Can you form a question that has the word "and" 5 times in a row and it's grammatically and linguistically correct?
since nobody's gonna answer....
A man was comissioned to paint a sign for the tavern, The Pig and Whistle, but he was unsure how much space he should put between Pig and And and And and Whistle.
ta da!
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Do you think Sarah Palins name chooses for her kids are weird? Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, what's the babys name?
ya, i think they're strange. Trig? Track? Methinks someone's got moosehunting on the brain.
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What is the most humorous way to tell your s/o that you have busted them cheating on you? I will post the best one I have heard as an answer.
I don't know if I could even be humourous in that situation.
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Does driving an automatic diminish from the pleasure? Or do you prefer a stick-shift / manual?
I've never driven a car before
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Ok. Does anyone CARE that OJ murdered two people!!
yes, I care. He should've gone to jail a long time ago. What a different place the US would be if he'd been found guilty. All the jokes that were written. Man, Saturday Night Live, Jay Leno and Letterman...OJ was gold for them.
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How do you explain the workings of a Ouija Board?
people push the thing around. That stuff ain't real.
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Where on earth are you least likely to find intelligent life?
Fox News
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Did you know I can't stand women who hate their own body hair and refuse to let it all grow out for their man and there are millions of other men just like me who want hairy women?
good for you. I don't mind it either. I've dated lots of hippies
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Can you think of some great conversation killers? You know when you are really sick of talking with someone and just want it to end? =)
Have you heard the good news about Jesus?
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How do i build my voice to talk louder? I have a presentation every friday for every year and I dont want to lose marks
"every friday for every year" ??? Until you die???
If you practice speaking a little louder and practice enunciation, you should do fine. Practice, practice, practice
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Do humans make good pets?
isn't that one of the reasons for the civil war?
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My roommate has the annoying habit of saying "I'll be white black" whenever he leaves the room. What should I say in response?
I'm white behind blue
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How sweet!!! I have my first troll! What should I do to celebrate?
wow, y'all rock, thanks for the support on the other answers. Obama or McCain in 08!!! lol
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How do you dispose of aerosol cans, especially if there's some content left inside? Just throw it in the trash? Recycle it?
haha, you're funny. Union Carbide, is that you?
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Do you think tipping at a restaurant is necessary? Why or why not?
Tips, if you're in North America are expected, and yes, I agree that if service is terrible, cheapness is warranted, but i always leave at least 16 percent
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In two days, i have a dance performence (i'm the only guy) and our outfit is a long black shirt with my school logo on it, then we have to wear red polka doted tights with brown high heels. Should i wear it?
you're a dancer. Do what you're supposed to do for the performance
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Are you a selfish person?
yes. unfortunately I am. I give all I've got, but it isn't much.
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Do you think it would be better to attack another country based on false intelligence or try to fix the deficit at home?
hmm, that's a no brainer. I guess you have to say attack because America elected the same government to a second term. I, myself say fix the deficit, but the voice of the people was strong and misguided.
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Who is the most famous pirate?
this guy ranks up there:
http://www.ebroadcast.com.au/enews/dvd/Victoria-Police-bust-biggest-ever-movie-pirate-operation-in-Australia-230108.html
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Why would anyone what to climb Mt. Everest?
too much money, too much time, too many bored sherpas on your payroll
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Do you it would help Obama to dispose of the "eloquence" charge by mispronouncing words and degrading his grammar to appear more in tune with the people? (It worked for George Bush!)
I think doing something like that is deceptive, and that the biggest nuclear threat in the world needs to have an eloquent speaker so as to not represent the country like a buffoon and loose cannon
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What is your favorite book?
Last book I read that was great was Helpless by Barbara Gowdy, other than that, my all-time favourite was Diary of a Century by Edward Robb Ellis.
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Why do some people like painful foods? (ex. peppers, hot sauce, buffalo chicken)
Buffalo chicken doesn't have to be spicy. You can order it mild, medium, hot or suicide where I live.I Like a little bit of spice on some foods. Thai food, for example, at our local restaurants, comes in gauges up to 5. I order a 3 most times. Kinda spicy for me, a little sweat, a little burn. Drink cold beer with it. There's flavour in spiciness to me.
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Does giving every citizen a "right to bear arms" make as much sense as giving every citizen a "license to drive a vehicle"?
I find the arms one antiquated. It's used far too frequently to justify possession of unneeded weapons. The right to protect your property and the right to own a gun under strict circumstances is what I would favor.
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What is something you still have since childhood that you will never get rid of?
neuroses
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Did you read/listen to Randy's Pausch's "Last Lecture" ? I just saw he passed away.
I watched it. Loved it. Brave man.
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Oprah Vs Michelle Obama who will win?
in what? A cat fight? Hmm, they both have a lot of security to kick ass for them. I say Oprah, because I actually learned yesterday, that presidential candidates don't get secret service protection except for young children, and surely oprah has the best security in the world
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Who invented the guoiloteern
Mr. Guillotin apparently
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine
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What do the pyramids stand for in egypt
Tombs for Pharaohs? I seem to remember they're positioning on land corresponds to a constellation in the night sky as it would have appeared when they were built. I actually was inside one once, but they don't really let you wander around. You walk down to a chamber with a sarcophagus and then you're herded back out. Hot!!! And you're not allowed to bring your camera.
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How hard is going to be for McCain to show he represents change when he voted 90% of the time on the side of George Bush?
it seems to me that he stole the whole change idea from the Dems. He voted 100% with Bush this year. He goes on and on about the damn lobbyists in Washington and how he's gonna change all that, but the biggest lobbyists are working for him. It's all fake. Bush got voted in for a second term. This is just the crap that gets everyone thinking it'll all work in the end and then BAM,...
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So I'm going to use this question as an excuse to talk about Andy Murray. Isn't he brilliant?
I have absolutely no idea who Andy Murray is
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Who agrees with the picture in my answer?
yes and no. It's meant to be funny, and I really think sometimes that the people that they show on their tv show really need professional help. However, a joke is a joke, so I don't think you really have to agree with their statement either way
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What can be inferred about a person from their foot print?
weight and size, what kind of shoes they wear
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Has anyone else noticed how much “Obama and Biden” looks and sounds like “Osama bin Laden”?
they've been talking about this on Snopes.com for a while:
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=35111
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What is found on a farm, has funny looking ears, and crows in the morning?
corn?
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Do you think the USA will remain the great nation? Why, why not?
I think the only people who call it that are people who live there, it's kinda relative. I'd say no, and replace the words "will remain the" with "is a" in the question.
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Do you think Obama will prove himself as president?
yes.
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Do you have any football traditions?
yes, whenever a football game is on tv, I change the channel. It's an old family tradition.
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What do you think was Christopher Walken's best role? I think "The Dead Zone" was his best.
"The ICE is gonna BREAK!!!"
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One of the criticisms that has been raised against Obama is that he is so "eloquent." Isn't the ability to speak well an important quality that we should expect in a leader?
I think it's important. His detractors are using it against him by saying that he has lots of style but no substance, which I disagree with. Maybe the republicans are just shocked by the contrast with the current commander's speaking ability. Eloquence sure beats a squinty, disingenuous smile, no vocabulary and mispronounced words like nuclear.
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I have found a spider that is black but is has big fangs an it has little yellow stripes on its leps please help me it looks poisonous
what makes it 'look poisonous'? All spiders look creepy in my opinion. There's way more poisonous ones than non-poisonous ones. Bear in mind, that any spider that injects venom is poisonous, though the strength of the poison differs and some aren't toxic to humans. There's some tiny spiders that are lethal, and some big ones that are harmless.
is this it?
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Hi, Does anyone know a song with lyrics about both loyalty and questioning/skepticism like the Beach Boy's "God only knows where I'd be without you" and the Beach Boy's ~"you're so good to me, how come you are?"
Thanks!!!!!
How Can We Be Lovers if We Can't Be Friends- Michael Bolton
I know....I should NOT know this information...unfortunately you can't unhear something once it's been heard.
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What makes women turn into whores?
judgemental opinions
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Whats the longest word you know
antidisestablishmentarianism
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Why do you downrate when you disagree with a question, even if it was asked in proper English and grammar?
I don't downrate when I disagree. I'll occasionally downrate when the question is hurtful towards someone else or is completely idiotic. Sometimes though, I think some users are 10 years old and don't know better.
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Name 5 great female solo singers that also play an instrument.
Jewel
Sarah Harmer
Gillian Welch
Romi Mayes
Kasey Chambers
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Are you addicted to answerbag?
I go through phases where I'll spend a few days in a row here, then not come back for almost a week. So, I'd say I'm addicted and crave it in bursts.
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Where is the weirdest place you have ever pooped?
in a disconnected toilet in my parent's house. The toilet wasn't even in the proper place and was obviously not connected. Too much alcohol. It was a nice surprise to have to clean that out the next day.
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What's worse? Overdone poultry or beef?
beef. But, poultry needs to be cooked all the way through.
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Why do people wear socks with sandals?
because they're blissfully unaware that it's a social faux-pas. I wish I was blissfully unaware of lots of things, but I'm completely neurotic about everything.
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What's the worst thing you've ever seen on the internet?
PETA videos.
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If you had to go without one of these things what would it be? cigerettes, alcohol or sex?
I've gone without sex for way too long...
So 1.sex
2.cigarettes
3.alcohol
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How did you first learn about Answerbag?
I wish I could remember...
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What TV show do you think is ridiculous and shouldn't even be on the air, but for some reason, there's a strong viewership?
Just to weigh in on this myself, I'll say Paranormal State. It's ridiculous.
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What do you think the funniest/best line from the TV show Fresh Prince Of Bel Air is
any of the lines during the dinner scene in the episode where Hillary drops out of school and is hiding it from her parents
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Are Acer computers reliable?
I had one for 4 years, and it was already 4 years old when I got it. Fan on the motherboard died. 8 years, though....pretty good. It had windows ME on it from when it was first released.
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What happens when human and tree DNA are mixed together?
I think they tried to do this at Cedars Sinai, but they got board. nyuk, nyuk
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How can i date someone who happens to be famous?
stalk them. They like that. You'll get a court date, if that's close enough.
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What is something that never goes away?
my lust for Donald Sutherland
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Is laughter really contagious?
contagious AND the best medicine. It cancels itself out and therefore does not even exist
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How many people eat salads a day?
probably at least a billion. One in 7 people surely had a salad today.
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Did anyone see the episode of Law&Order SVU entitled "Authority" with Robin Williams? The ending chilled me to the core. Not many television shows do that. Robin Willams' performance was outstanding. If you saw it, what did you think of it?
I saw it when it was first on a few months ago. I remember thinking it was good. I can`t really remember too many details. Doesn`t he escape at the end?
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Do you get scared when you see a bee happily flying around?
how do you know the bee is happy?
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What does an electrical socket taste like?
hold on, let me check...
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I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?
no problems here. What's the results so far?
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If someone's password hint was, "all others" what would you guess for the password?
foresaking
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I’ve only got three months to live, what should I do?
watch The Last Lecture. Probably on youtube
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What's the most depressing song you've ever heard?
William by Chris Knight
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Why is the antarctica sometimes a continent
Antarctica is a continent. The end.
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Is lindsay lohan a lesbo?
the term is lesbian. And who cares? Yes, she seems to have a girlfriend.
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When you get melancholy, what do you do to raise your spirits?
drink
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For a girl like me that didn't grow up around sports, what is the most important step to take when wanting to follow football this season?
the pizza and chicken wing delivery phone number.
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Has anyone ever dropped the "N" bomb in your presence.
unfortunately...my small town friends say it sometimes...I HATE it and they know not to say it around. I've made that abundantly clear. My boss says it too!
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I rec'd an email from an ABer: "Hello How are you? AM I nice man? Would u send me some of ur xxxclusive pics???????? I wanna see u." He didn't leave his AB name in any of his emails, but I now know who he is. How do I get him to leave me alone? Thanks. :D
post his email address here so we can add it to our spam filters too
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What was the last website you visited before coming to AB today?
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/09/will-palin-win.html
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What are dangers of being on facebook?
other people posting photos of you from events you attended. Photos that you would not like posted. I don't mean drunken or naked or whatever. I just mean, photos of yourself that you don't think are so flattering.
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Why do some people on AB who answer questions think that they know it all? Some think that thier word is gold, however there responses still remain just their opinion not fact!
because there's christian republicans here! lol
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Why were ppl saying sarah palin's daughter was the mother of her son trig?
the reason is, that Palin was in Dallas when her water broke, but then she gave a speech anyway, then flew all the way back to Alaska and (supposedly) had the child (no photos yet...). The she was right back to work 3 days later. While this was going on, her daughter took 4 months off school, apparently with Mono, then changed to a school in Anchorage. It's all a little fishy to me. Her...
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What do you look like?
second attempt at this...
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What do you look like?
kinda like this
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Is there anyone you hate enough that you honestly wished they were dead?
Yep. Fred Phelps.
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What will they air after the election is all over? It seems to have taken up many , many hours of air time.
that's when the 24 hour news channels make a hysteria out of the mundane. " Mario Lopez arrested for drunk driving! We'll be following this 24/7 folks, stay tuned for up to the minute information, as well as interviews with past co-stars Elizabeth Berkely and Mark-Paul Gosselaar."
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Sarah mocks Obama ""Having been the governor of our largest state, the commander of their National Guard, she was once in charge of their natural resources assets actually, until she found out there was corruption and she quit. ..."
what's the question?
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How many times do you think Guilliani will reference 9/11 in his speech at the RNC? I say 15 and I'm gonna keep a tally.
ah well, I was wrong. He played it safe, and only said it once. I guess if I even know he says it too much, then he, and his speechwriters, must know not to play that game tonight
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Why do you hate god?
Atheists do not hate god. You can't hate what does not exist. I don't hate John McCain's sincerity either. lol
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How would you write eight thousandths?
8/1000
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Have you ever gone to church?
only for funerals and wedding, not for a sunday service type thing
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The word of the day is "when" Can you think of a sentence with when in it?
that's a VERY weak word of the day when there's so many more interesting words that would create so many great phrases...
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What is the gas pedal called in an electric car?
accelerator
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Who do you think George Washington would vote for? Obama or McCain
How did Washington feel about slavery?
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Who Hear as ever been to Alaska and wish that they could go back and stay?
I've been there a few times. Love it. Would love to live on one of the islands in lower Alaska. Hoonah is beautiful. I've been to quite a few places around there. The Tongass forest is amazing. Hope they don't tear it up...
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So my co worker yelled at me today embarrassing me in front of everyone telling me I always complain that I have too much work which I don't and that I looked pissed off and angry all the time ,I am focused and concentrating Is she trying to get me fired
I could be accused of being like that, for sure. Your co-worker was out of line. If she had a problem with you, it is best that she go to her supervisor, rather than single you out. At least if she goes to the supervisor first, you'll probably get a chance to defend yourself.
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What is a house you enter blind and leave seeing?
church. though personally, I think they leave the blindfold on you long enough to steal your wallet
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Whats the quickest way to hell
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&rlz=1B2GGFB_enCA283&q=hell,+michigan&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title
this should get you there
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Have you ever know someone who committed suicide?
a friend of mine, back when I was in highschool. She shot herself. Two friends I worked with when I was a sailor, around the same time.
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Write a letter to your teacher.
you're not the boss of me
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Is it possible to become a medical doctor without learning about evolution?
not any doctor that I would like treating me. I just read an article today about super religious parents who let their kids die because biblical literalists think only God can heal. Scary stuff.
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My 4 year old son has Moluscum and has already been treated once by the dermatologist with "beetle juice". He now has to go in for a second treatment. I don't have a whole lot of faith in "natural/herbal remedies". Please help.
dermatologists are trained doctors, no? I would trust a derm. There's a big difference between a treatment made from something natural(think aloe for burns) and a homeopathic one(which has no solid science backing it)
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Do you focus most of your ABing on only a few categories or do you spread yourself out over a broad range of categories like melted butter on hot buns?
I just refresh the homepage. I don't think I've even searched through categories
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With chicken tenders: ranch, bleu cheese, or ...?
covered in Frank's Hot Sauce and dipped in bleu cheese dressing
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Google your name followed by the word 'goes'. Where do you go?
haha, awesome!!!
I go to REHAB!!
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What is the portuguese man-of-war
why can't I flag this as a duplicate when there's 3 questions that say the same thing on the homepage???
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Where I can find the best drinking water in the world?
right here in Canada:
http://www.gibsons.ca/1Gibsons/gibsonswaterworldsbest.html
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What have you become desensitized to? Why?
Porn for sure. 2 girls 1 cup is on the tamer side of some things that I've seen. the internet is one grotesque place. No porn phases me anymore. I can't fathom what would make me cringe these days, aside from the obvious illegal ones. There was one where these asian girls put baby eels up the one girls bum thru a funnel...and then it gets way worse than that.
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What is one thing that you'd never want your grandma to know about you?
anything at all to do with sex
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OK If i get the marine paint. Should i get primer + marine paint+ clear coat?
The marine paint we used to use when I was working on steel ships, deep sea, was from International. 2 coats primer, one grey, one red, and then two coats of top coat. If it was being used on a previously rusted piece of steel,, wire brush heavily, then use an anti-rust agent. Then paint as I said above. One other thing I was introduced to was, if it's an area of high traffic and gets...
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How long have you been a member of AB?
March 08
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How much is the physical human body worth$$$$
my insurance plan has my body itemized down to my thumbs. I can't remember what it's all worth, but not even close to as much as you'd think. I think I get 25 grand if I lose one leg or one arm.
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My girlfriend's parents are Jehovah's Witnesses. They are coming to visit soon, and are expecting us to attend services with them at the local Kingdom Hall? What should I expect? Is formal dress expected?
why do you want to attend a religious service that is not your religion?
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Should people be forced to choose their sexual preference?
there's not really a such thing as preference. There's only orientation
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I like looking at male porn am 16 and male am I gay?
I don't know. Are you gay? You'd know better than I would.
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If you find yourself drifting away from someone who used to be a good friend, until you barely talk anymore, have nothing in common and who you can no longer relate to, but they are still clinging on, how do you go about ending the friendship?
it will eventually drift away completely if you allow it. If you used to be good friends, there's no need to hurt someone by saying you don't like them anymore. They must have, at some point, has some traits that you liked, so, maybe you don't see them much anymore, but there's no need to stop saying hello every now and then.
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Do you have a particular magazine or catalog you look forward to recieving each month?
Skeptical Inquirer
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What's your favorite fried food?
chicken wings
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What are you going to be for Halloween 2008?
Gene Frenkle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_cowbell
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What is the first thing a guy notices when he looks at a girl for the first time?
depends on the guy
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Will you listen and rate this song 1 thru 10?
meh....5. Not horrible. Not great.
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Have you ever kept wanting someone that didn't want you?
I'm involved in that right now. It sucks. She's great, but I have to somehow convince myself that I can't have her. She's taken, but her b/f is an idiot, and not just according to me.
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Aside from the fact that Obama isn't Bush, why do you feel that he'll be a good president, (assuming that you do, of course)?
because anything will look good in comparison to the current situation. Change is good, and i think it will be refreshing to the nation, giving them back an international identity that was squandered foolishly over lies.
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Iam smoking marijuana since i was 18,i need help how to stop,iam losing my life and family.i smoked everyday.can u pls help?
I used to smoke a LOT. I started having panic attacks and one day just quit. Never smoked again. Don't miss it at all. I didn't feel any physical effects from quitting other than feeling a lot more clear-headed. I was smoking probably 2 grams a day at least, for about 5 years. You'll notice how much sharper your mind gets, so just jump into doing something you can have fun...
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How does the NBA league work?
rich people buy basketball teams and fill the roster with tall, fast guys. Hopefully they win.
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Films are often made "on location". Does your home town (where you grew up) or your current town/city have any "claims to fame" because a movie (or 2 or 3) was made there?
A Christmas Story was filmed here, at least parts of it
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God made marijuana and man made alcohol. who are you going to trust?
if you believe in God, then, God made the chemical process that creates alcohol. God made man, man being a creation of God, made booze. One is as natural as the other God-wise.
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Rate my vagina 1 to 10? Sorry i'm not shaved in the pics.. i usually am http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8017/0901081535je6.jpg http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5244/0901081535aip1.jpg http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/509/0901081536azp7.jpg
where's the pics?
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What's the first thing that comes to mind for 'John Steinbeck'?
Beer milkshake
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What the name of the closest big city from your home?
Hamilton, Ontario
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What is your favorite movie in the "Dirty Harry" series?
Dirty Harry
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My father says that he wants me to wear music players on my ears 24/7. And I responded that that isn't socially acceptable. Do you agree with him or me?
I think this question is ridiculous. Either you're full of crap or your father is a mental patient.
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EBay, or Craigslist?
eBay for selling stuff, Craigslist for anonymous hook-ups with syphilitic drag queens
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I would travel to another country for someone special, would you?
yep. Have done it a number of times...past relationships, lots of money spent. All worth it. You only have a short time on this planet, live large.
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What do you think angel jerky tastes like?
chicken probably
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How can it be wrong to smoke pot, since God gave us every seed producing plant to do with as we see fit?
how 'bout God doesn't exist? He's never been proven, though I know a lot of you believe and that's cool, but since God herself never explicitly told you anything at all, maybe just try to not do any harm to anyone. If you want to smoke pot, just make sure nobody gets hurt in the process, except you. I've smoked a lot of pot in the past. Don't like it anymorw and...
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My husband hits me also but it isn't an everyday thing. I 've put him out many times, but tonight he tried to kill me but i can't leave we have kids. what do i do?
the first step is understanding that this IS a problem. Call someone. Call the police. Call your best friend. GET OUT. The best way to stop it completely is to not be there. Run, call police and deal with everything.
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What is the best line from a television show ever?
"Vandelay!!! Say Vandelay!!!!
or
and you want to be my laytex salesman...
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Do you ever get any sleep!?
and yes, sleeping pills are my friend right now
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What if ur stepdad molested u when u were 9 and u didnt tell ur mom till u were 11 and ur mom already had a kid with the guy,, like what do u do? ur only 13. i mean i have a place i can move but i dnt wanna leave my mom or baby sis
tell someone. Tell someone immediately. What happens now will benefit the extent of all your lives
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Do religion and peace go hand in hand?
religion in one hand, murderous implement in the other. Have you looked at ummm....history?????
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Do you ever get any sleep!?
I, as well, get no sleep. 2-5 hours per night. It's HELL. I want sleep. My doctor isn't helping very much. I'm gasping and waking...I need a sleep clinic.
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Why did McCain choose Sara Palin, the Governor of Alaska as his running mate? Think he is attempting to get some of Hillarys female supporters?
awesome, this one's been up and down rated a lot.
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Is the American word "Yeah" derived from the Scandinavian "Ya"?
I'm aware that Norway and Sweden are in Scandinavia. Was just thinking that it might be Ja, but I didn't research it. I just know that since my name starts with a J, all the Scandinavians that I know pronounce the J in my name as a Y
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Why is the earth round?
it's not a sphere or a circle. It's an oblate spheroid
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What is your favourite episode of the Cosby Show?
love it though. Mrs. Farquar...lol Harley Weewax...
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Is the American word "Yeah" derived from the Scandinavian "Ya"?
isn't it 'Ja' in Sweden and Norway?
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Why will my computer not turn on?
check the power cable. make sure it's in the back of the tower securely. Do you get absolutely no power at all? Like dead? Does it make a sound when you try to turn it on? Make sure the on/off switch on tyhe back of the tower is switched ON
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When did “UFO” jump the shark?
what's UFO?
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Your going to go camping but you can only bring three things, what are you going to bring?
tent, Leatherman multi-tool, water
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How does your partner treat their mom?
so-so...she lives close, but they only see each other every other week or so. And by lives close I mean 3 blocks. Her mom's a bit of a handful sometimes. Opinionated and needy. However, that being said, she probably treats her better than I treat my own mother.
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What is the proper ettiqute when a friend of yours has died? Should I call the family and ask what I can do? or should I just let them alone for a while? What should I do? a friend of mine passed away today. Her daughter called me and I do not know to do
what did her daughter say when she called? Did she need something? I would call, offer your condolences, and say,
"i know this sounds very cliché, but if there is ANYTHING at all that you need, don't hesitate to let me know."
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I am profoundly bored and am sitting in my apartment in Chicago as we type. What should I do?
order a pizza. watch a movie.
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You're sitting on a plane and just about to embark on an eight hour flight. The seat next to you is the only available one on the plane, who is the last person you want to see coming up the aisle?
Ann Coulter...I don't think she'd make it to the destination.
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Who do you most want to see "come out" in 2008?
Anderson Cooper or Kevin Spacey
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Where's the closest Wendy's to you?
5 minute walk
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What is the top 5 things you do when you first get home? (i.e. from work, school, etc)
1. put cat on shoulder
2. turn on computer
3. turn on TV
4. remove clothes except underwear
5. check email
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I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?
contrary to popular belief, the role of the Wandering Cowboy, made famous by Brad Pitt in the film Thelma and Louise, was actually written for Gary Coleman
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I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?
Voltaire drank 70 cups of coffee per day
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What are cult films you find to actually be overrated, and therefore defy its definition?
Plan 9 from Outer Space. Supposed to be so bad that it's good. Totally unwatchable IMO
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Did you eat Big League Chew when you were a kid?
yep, loved it
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How many countries of the world with African-American citizens, has not had a leader of color?
if you mean black citizens, I would think that, probably, every country in the world has some black citizens
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I overheard a co-worker on the phone saying how she didn't like the boss. Should I tell the boss and get her fired?
I think even the boss would think you were an idiot and terrible for morale. The only person who would lose in that situation is you.
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Why did McCain choose Sara Palin, the Governor of Alaska as his running mate? Think he is attempting to get some of Hillarys female supporters?
It's 3am. The phone rings...enormous crisis gripping America...the president has died...the new leader? Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, population 5400.
She sure sounds qualified to me...
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Why does Obama seem so fake to me? I swear I'm trying to keep an open mind, but he seems so scripted.
He doesn't to me. I'm not from the US, but I think he appears quite genuine. Now, McCain, from a foreign perspective, is really scary. Why do the Republicans have to come across as so out of touch and linguistically stupid?
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What do you think of people who aren't politically correct?
depends if they're being racist or sexist or ageist...ya know? PC is stupid sometimes, but there's things you just can't say anymore that were commonplace 25 years ago.
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Guys or girls ... do you love to see a cute pair of feet in sandals?
ohhhh ya! Depends on the sandals too though. I hate cheap crappy ones. Gimme some cute girl feet in a pair of Birkenstocks and I'm good to go.
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Do you know the names of any of the movies that the great STARS were in? Doris Day, Frank Sinatra, Cary Grant, Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Marilyn Monroe, Bob Hope, Richard Burton, Elizibeth Taylor........
www.imdb.com
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What do you think of the show paranormal state?
okay, there's not much on on Mondays anymore...so, here I sit, lazily forced to laugh through another episode of this utter bullsh*t. Nothing gets resolved. No footage of anything is ever shown (except once a moth flew in front of the camera....oooooh, scarrrrrryy). Every episode deals with evil spirits and crazy homeowners who are able to 'feel'. Please TV, please! Save yourself...
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How long did it take for you to forget your first love, if ever?
I'm still pining after a girl in highschool (who I never even got together with...pathetic, I know)...I saw her a couple months ago at a function. totally snubbed me.
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So, new laptop here...not too familiar with my keyboard. When I'm on certain sites (well, youtube so far) and I try to type a "?" is comes up as the third function on the key which is some wierd E thing. Any idea how that happened? works on this site
the weird E thing is a lower and upper case E that has an accent above it É. I figured it out! Just press ctrl then shift! Easy as that! SOLVED...at least on my computer.
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Should AB have a catagory or perhaps a filter so that when someone brings up suicide, an email could be sent with a list of resources like hopeline.com or suicidehotline.com?
it would be difficult to do, because the topic is often brought up but not in a crisis type manner. Hopefully anyone who's reading can point them in the right direction for help. Maybe it would be great to have a link somewhere or a page with lists of help organizations, that deal not just with suicide, but abuse, addiction, etc. Though, the owners of a site like this have no liability,...
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What would be the most effective approach for those teaching the theory of evolution to students, whereas they are not discrediting Christianity?
I think that religion should be taught as part of history, the same way Greek mythology is taught. Do you actually believe that the Greek Gods existed or are they simple metaphorical? Did they believe them to be true back then, but as our knowledge of the world around us grew, they modified their belief to incorporate the scientific findings of the world around them? Same as Christianity. The...
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Can you pray that I die soon? Perhaps tonight?
I can if you want, but I can also pray that it won't rain today, or that this pimple on my butt would go away. There's no proof that prayer does anything, so whether I do pray for it or not, you'll never know if it had any effect.
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If you shook your own money tree, what would happen?
I'd be crushed by falling creditors
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Could anyone suggest a good ghost movie?
the haunting (1963----the newer one sucks)
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Could anyone suggest a good ghost movie?
poltergeist
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This girl likes this ugly kid with acne, I have no Acne, but she treats him better than me. when all he is, is trailer trash.
she might like people who aren't judgmental and ya know, good for her, hope he's a good guy.
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Http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk370/LinZTheCOKid1/SpiderZoom.jpg & http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk370/LinZTheCOKid1/Spider.jpg - Apparently I have a new room mate, does anyone know what type of spider she is? :) Morrison/Littleton, CO. THANKS!
I see the photo. You need to cut and paste the text and remove any spaces. Still looking.
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Ladies... Is it creepy for a man to enjoy the smell of a woman's hair? This woman I work everyday has the best smelling hair ever. I can't get the smell out of my head. It smells soooo good from like 10 feet away. When she's next to me it drives me wild.
is it a fetish? Are you sexually aroused by it? Do you intentionally try to get close to smell their hair? Do you strike up conversations with strangers about how nice their hair smells? If yes, you have a fetish, my friend.
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When you look in the mirror, do you consider yourself hot?
meh...sometimes I guess. In photos though, hardly ever
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When is the last time you found a band you had never heard of and were surprised at how much you like them?
katie stelmanis
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What's the loudest noise you regularly hear near your home?
thunder
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Why do so many people frown against a man with Smooth shaved legs? When women just started shaving their legs in the 1915-1918 Era. People needs to be Educated.
women should stop shaving their legs! Well, that's just my opinion. I feel maybe a little bit that, hey, if want to, whatever. But, I feel that women have been TOLD they have to to conform to what certain parts of society deem acceptable.
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I just found out the meaning of the slang: Douche Bag, how old were you when you did?
6 or 7
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My bf and i had a huge fight today we were at the mall and i seen this older guy he hasd 3 childern he was teaching them something i knew my bf got really mad at me was I wrong?
teaching them something you knew? Like what? Arithmetic? Surely not succinct sentence structure. Why would he get mad that the guy was teaching his children something? Your question makes very little sense.
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Why do men get turned on by lesbians but women don't get turned on by gays?
lots of women are turned on by gay men. Gay male porn isn't as mainstream as fake lesbian porn that's made just for men. Lots of women love it though. I know a few.
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Leno or letterman?
I like them both but for WAY different reasons. Leno works in the old-school stand-up comedy style, and it works for him. Letterman works his goofy, ad-libbed, hamm it up for the camera schtick, but also has a great wit (after years of interviews). He also, to me, seems a lot kinder than Leno. I remember Leno having Michael Moore on and making really ugly jokes about his weight. Not funny to do...
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What are some of the greatest song quotes you've heard?
"somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go, may lie a reason you were alive, but you'll never know."
Jackson Browne-For a Dancer
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If someone replies with a "......., mate." Do you automatically assume that person is from Australia?
umm, I say mate all the time. I'm not Australian. I'll say "thanks, mate" and another ones is, instead of thanks, I'll say "cheers".
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Can you be an atheist and also think there is a meaning to life?
Yes. It revolves around me, actually. Solipsism...
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When you're craving a good cheese burger what restaurant do you go to?
one day I hope to go here:
http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/
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If a girl agrees to slow-dance with you does it mean that she likes you?
probably means that you asked her. I've asked girls to dance and not liked them romantically...oh, wait...no I haven't. If you ask, then you like her, and if she agrees, she thinks, at the very least, that you're okay, and cool enough to be seen dancing with by her friends.
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Who was the last person to smile at you?
a girl who doesn't know I'm in love with her
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Is McDonalds about they're employee's or money?
they're about money, like every other gigantic corporation. The staff is dispensible. Any highschool kid could work there. You should probably not work there and get an education. English grammar would be a good place to start.
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Do you think the stimilous check rebate idea is helping the economy or not and why?
it's stimulating a lot of crap that people couldn't afford until they had 600 bucks. Booze, drugs, porn...it's not gonna all go into the nice parts of the economy. It'g gonna go into buying products from big corporations that are advertised on tv at night, so basically, yay, support reality tv. Okay, I admit, I went off on a tangent there, but it seems to me that the whole...
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Who currently gives you the "butterflies"? Isn't that feeling just great!!
just when I thought I was over the girl who works next door...today the butterflies came back all over again
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Are blonds hotter then reds?
as far as temperature is concerned, the difference is negligible.
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I am just curious about the gay lifestyle so please dont be offended. But LGBT people, in your relationship which gender has the male role and which the female. Also who does the sewing and housework and who is the breadwinner? I am just curious!
who does the sewing? Who's the breadwinner? You're an idiot.
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Where does fictional character Homer Simpson work?
no, no...he's had many, may jobs. The Nuclear Power Plant being the most boring of them all.
Here's a list of them:
http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/6194/Jobs++Careers/Doh++The+Jobs+of+Homer+Simpson.aspx
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Where do the Simpsons live?
Springfield, in the great state of...we interrupt this answer to bring you late breaking news...
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What are hot dogs composed of?
http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/hotdog.asp
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Me and my girlfriend are going to red lobster,we've been going out for 9 months and she wants me to buy the shrimp trio which is 17.50 should i buy it or say no?
go to a nicer restaurant, give your money to a family place rather than a corporation
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Can you name a song that mentions a company or business name in it? ...... (Not commercial jingles) Example: Billy Joel - Scenes From An Italian Restaurant - has the line: They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of paintings from Sears.
Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett. Mentions Heinz 57. There's millions surely.
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Do you think McCain calls Obama "The N Word" in private?
I doubt it. There's too much at stake, and he can't afford to even be overheard saying it
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How do you make a shank?
Do you mean a shiv? You shank someone with a shiv. Learned that on the Simpsons, so, don't quote me on that.
Unless you mean a beef shank, then you simply raise a cow.
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I found a small round white pill with either the letter I or a small line scored on it and blank on other side. I was told its a generic oxycodone that maybe mallinckrodt or mylan brand but I'm unsure because I found nothing on this search?
why not just get rid of it and not care about it? One pill isn't worth spending so much time on.
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Which books would Answerbag users recommend?
I Know This Much is True by Wally Lamb
I hope nobody says The Bible...lame answer.
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My friend is 16 and she has a clean record, but she just got in trouble 4 the first time,felony larceny wit 3 other co-defendents. who r all 7to 8 yrs older then her. her pd said he'll get her felony turned to a misdemenor and say time served 2wks already
and the question is?
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Is "enhanced interrogation" a euphemism?
yep. Fuck those in the current admin that mince words about what torture is and is not
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Why might someone be embarassed to eat in front of other people?
I have a hard time eating in front of people sometimes. Don't know why. If I'm at work, I wait till everyone else is done, then sit at my desk when I know nobody will be around. Totally a psychological issue. I don't eat in front of my roommate much. I can eat at restaurants easily, but just because I have no choice. I think maybe it's because I was told once that I ate too...
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Is it more expensive to live in Canada than America?
depends on many factors. Like, where you live in either country. I lived in Vancouver and it was pretty expensive, and I also lived in New Orleans. I also lived in Kansas. But I also lived in Montreal. There are so many different aspects associated with wherever I was, as well as the socio-econonomic factors at the times I lived in each, that I can't really compare it. All I know, is when...
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What do you think about the way China has misled the public about the Olympic ceremony? And also, how about that their female gymnasts may only be 12 or 13 or younger( which is against the rules)?
okay...if you haven't seen any media since the opening ceremony...the girl singing their patriotic song was lip syncing the song because the Politburo deemed the real singer not cute enough to show on world wide television,and the fireworks display was adjusted thru computer graphics, both issues that China has admitted to. As far as the gymnasts are concerned, people need to read the...
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What sets you apart from your family?
distance
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Is the hate eating you up inside?
me and hate have a good relationship. It thrives within my psyche in my everyday life. I hate everyone equally
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Guys - if you were blind and couldn't see a woman, what would make her attractive? Beyond physical attraction, what is most attractive?
if I was blind? Hmmm, yes, intelligent conversation, nice smell, nice taste
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One of my friends on the AB just helped me download FireFox.(Thank You)! Have you ever gotten great advice from a AB friend and what was it?
yes, I've gotten great advice on here. Just a question but, can't you just google "firefox" and then download it? Was it really that difficult?
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Would you go to an Obama campaign party to meet women even if you are a Republican? I mean, you have to admit, liberal women are hot and fun!
ya, and they go after republicans because they just want their money
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Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
I think when many people say dethaw (unthaw is just plain wrong) it's just a twisted form of trying to say defrost
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Is their evidence that God exists? Sometimes I think there is but scientists choose to ignore it.
This belief means a cosmic Jewish Zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake with legs to eat from a magical tree...ya, there's lots of evidence to back that...
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What does feng shui mean?
everything has it's place
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At age 13 (or younger?), I was leaving a skating rink when I saw a girl w/ a burned/disfigured face. I swiftly lowered my head to avoid looking at such a grotesque disfigure. From the corner of my eye, she flipped me off. How'd she know what I thought?
she'd probably do the same thing if you walked right up and said, Holy! What happened to your face?!. You need to make yourself react in a more middle of the road kinda way. Don't look away, don't stare.
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What is one thing you hope to accomplish in life?
immortality. So far, so good.
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What was that noise from the back of the theater that made everyone turn around and stare?
I told her to keep quiet...but that's what she's like when I get her off
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Why are people always answering the questions on AB's homepage?
new questions are there, new conversations started, new interesting topics...you can search through the thousands, but you'll end up answering questions from 2006. I try to revive old ones I like all the time, but usually doesn't catch on. If it died then, it'll die now.
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What's the first thing that comes up on google when you type "your first name" needs? ex: steve needs
the first site was actually a list of the top 20 of what my name needs. Here's the top 3:
My Name needs: reading spectacles
to release a true autobiography
an award-I don't know what for, but something I'm sure
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Any plans tonight? (Sat. August 9th, 2008) What are you doing?
playing music at a club
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I was told bernie mac died yesterday is this true?
yep.dead. Loved him in House Party 3. My friends still quote his hilarious dialogue from that.
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How old do I look? Just wondering because people say I look older than I am:
Scroll down
hmmm, hopefully 18. Busy this weekend? lol
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How long would you stand in line for a free pizza?
2 minutes tops
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I have a round orange pill with apo 300 imprinted on one side, what is it?
where did you get it?
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Do you dislike hippies?
nope. I like them just fine.
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Guys: What can a girl do to hook you, to grab your attention?? (without flashing you)
look and smile. That's all it takes.
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Will you post your favorite family guy clip?
all of the Ollie Williams newscast bits
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What is something that would make you shout, "Boo!" in a public arena or in a stadium?
the republican convention
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What are some good sci-fi books you've read?
Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut
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If you were being held during a robbery and the gunmen were looking to execute a hostage so they would be taken seriously, would you offer yourself up to save younger people from death?
no, I don't think so. I kinda like it here. Hopefully there's more than just 2 of us so I wouldn't feel AS guilty
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Who is the greatest player in Toronto Blue Jays franchise history?
if he wasn't such an ass, I'd say Roberto Alomar. Maybe Tony Fernandez
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My wife's doctor retired then passed away shortly after.My wife spoke to his wife and she could not find her records.He had been her doctor for about 20 some years.Is there anything that she can do?Surely there must be something that can be done.
why would the doctor's wife know anything about that? Wouldn't his receptionist be a little more aware of where all the files went?
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What did you think of Paris Hilton's "rebuttal" to John McCain's ad? I thought it was pretty clever! (Did I just Paris Hilton was clever?).
i thought it was great. That whole thing blew up in McCain's face. Lovin' it. Loved it when Paris' mother bitched about it in the press too, since they donated money to McCain
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What is the name of the song in the new Converse sneaker commercial?
I've never seen a Converse commercial. Ever. Must be cuz I'm in Canada...
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Does canada really have free health care?
everybody keeps harping about HIGH taxes. Of course health care is not free, yes taxes pay for it, but it's a better system than most other countries. If I get sick and have no money in the bank, I'm still gonna get to see a doctor. So, boo frickin' hoo that taxes are high. Taxes tend to be higher in countries where you're not f*cked by your own gov't when you get sick....
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
"He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
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Any good ideas for freaking someone out?
I'm pregnant
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In your opinion, what's the worst mental illness a person could have?
body dysmorphia
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If you are a teenage male from 14-19 do you feel like you are expected or required to engage in sexual relations?
required? Did someone tell you it was manditory? Hell, I'm 30 and can't get laid!
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Personally I can't drink a beer after its been open and placed back in the refrigerator. How many of you can grab a beer from the frig, pop the top, take a few swallows, put it back in the frig, and drink the rest tomorrow?
once in a while if something comes up while drinking it. But not usually on purpose. There's times when I've come home pretty drunk, opened a beer and went, "no more, no more..." and put it in the fridge. Never though, when there's half or less left in the can/bottle
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What do you think of Miley Cyrus singing about global warming?
kinda crappy song, but it'll get the message out to the young 'uns. Funny that there's still so much debate when you have 95 percent of scientists saying we've created this massive problem, but the 5 percent who don't think so are the ones funded by corporations and the US gov't, and are a public relations machine.
Go Miley, I guess.
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What's up with all the anti atheist questions? I have seen a survey that says 51 percent of Americans have very strong prejudices against atheism. Why is this? Why can't people inform themselves and stop making false accusations?
we atheists are tired of arguing and would rather spend the only time we have being hip and doing fun stuff with no regrets rather than fighting someone over their ridiculous belief system. I'm sure Fred Phelps thinks he had a good life, but, from my perspective...not so much.
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Do you like your bacon crispy or soft?
chewy and greasy almost uncooked. Bacon's smoked, so it's pretty well cooked to begin with
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If you could ensure that your children never have one experience that you have had, what would it be?
circumcision
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Whats the name of your nearest liquor store?
LCBO
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What is the best way to be a hardworking student?
don't drink or smoke pot or have sex. It may be a boring few years, but the quality of life will pay off later
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I am on vacation and need to leave early for a home emergency can i use my same ticket and get a earlier flight?
usually you can, but there'll be a charge to change the ticket, probably 50 bucks or so, but you might get lucky if you get a sympathetic ear
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Can ghosts or demons hurt a child in any way?
I think the people that bnelieve in that crap have certainly been damaged, but not necessarily by demons, but by whoever has reinforced their belief and allowed them to think it is real.
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What is your favorite cut of french fry? Example: Straight cut, shoe-string, krinkle-cut, waffle, steak fry....
shoe string...though I HATE that name
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Who else on AB is an Aries like me? I hope I'm not alone.
keep hopin'
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I'm ordering Chinese delivery, what would you like to order?
noodles,Love noodles. Like, Shanghai Lo Mein
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Are foods with names like goulash or stroganoff less or more appealing to you?
i'm always up for something interesting. Names don't make it unappealing
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Do you have a fetish?
running shoes. Expensive running shoes (on girls)
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Have you ever met a dentist who did'nt look evil?
yep. My dentist is a hippie who plays in a band and gives me sweet deals...oh, and good work, too.
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Question for Atheists. Why are you answering questions in the Religion and Spirituality category?
mainly because they're ridiculous to me and they appear on the homepage. If you don't want them there, or don't want to see our answers, I think, though I'm not sure, that there's a bunch of other things called websites that can be accessed with a computer.
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Do you think steak taste better with or without steak sauce?
hate steak sauce. just a nice rub of spices...
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Sushi: with or without soy sauce?
with soy and LOTS of wasabi
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Why can't I get to sleep right now? (any zany answer will do)
because the anticipation of someone answering your question makes your heart race
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What like group [like punk, preppie, goth. . & like that] do you consider yourself to be?
Me, I'm a 31 year old person not involved in any group. At least as far as I know. People try to be like me, actually.
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Did you understand the ending in "No Country for Old Men"? (If you haven't seen it, don't read)
hmmm, I saw it so long ago it's hard to remember the details. I think they went their separate ways and the hunt was over, and maybe...damn. Nope, I have NO idea!
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What did you do on your last day of work? I'm leaving on thursday :)
left early and pissed off.
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What grammer mistakes that people make annoy you the most?
the misuse of apostrophes. I can't stand when people write (especially menus!) things like can's of beer or menu's. Arrrghhh! Drives me crazy! Also, hate when people misspell the word 'definitely' and spell it with an 'a' as definately. I know I'm not perfect. These just drive me crazy.
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Is there anyone else here repulsed by Ultimate Fighting and Boxing?
disgusting. Violence for the sake of violence. People wanna see blood. Way to go society!
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What is your favorite old school video game?
wow, who downrated this question? Why?
anyway, I used to play Contra and Double Dragon in the days before Nintendo (mid 80's)
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WHAT DO YOU DO IN A AIRPLANE WHEN ITS ALREADY TAKING OFF SO YOU DONT TO LOSE
YOUR BREATH AND YOUR EARS DONT POP?
why would you lose your breath? For your ears, just swallow a lot. It affects lots of people in different ways. My ears don't really bother me at all.
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What is the best "Roses are red..." poem you have ever heard?
roses are red
violets are purple
I like you a lot, but, damn, nothing rhymes with that
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WHAT DO DO WHEN YOUR IN AIRPLANE FOR THE 1ST TIME!
rub your hands together maniacally, repeating, "everything's going exactly according to plan. Mwwaaaaahhhaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa!"
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I keep seeing on the clock 9:11...does anybody else see that time? If you know why is it considered bad luck...what is the history?
I bet you it's Al Qaeda messing with time itself!!! Run!!!!!!
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Do you think Crris Angel is the real deal? Do you think he actually has powers to walk on water or make an elephant disappear, or do you think its all made up?
total magician, meaning skilled at the art of deception. He's even done some debunking stuff about psychics, etc. I read an article somewhere in Skeptic Magazine I think or Skeptical Inquirer
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Are you ABing under the influence of anything tonight?
Stella Artois, Dr. McGillicuddy's Fireball, one cigarette and the normal ruin I feel
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Can you tell me why women might be like hurricanes?
okay...the grand answer...
They're warm and wet when they come, but when they leave, they take the car, the house, sometimes the kids, the cattle, the trailer...etc...
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What would God say if he sees you right now?
................tumbleweed........crickets...........
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Have you ever worn a straitjacket?
I wear gay ones when I have too much to drink
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I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? What method should I use? I'm contemplating a tickling to death.
sounds like a legal justification for serial killers that's gone unused
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Do you eat your pork chops with applesauce? Or any other food combo that people often find strange?
pork and applesauce is pretty common. I'm making it right now actually! Smoked oysters mashed up with peanut butter is good. I grew up eating peanut butter and dill pickle sandwishes, too.
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If you found a $20.00 bill in the toilet that had been peed on would you take it out? My 7 yr old son told me to ask this question!
pee is sterile. Your odds of catching anything are VERY low. Grab the twenty and buy yourself something nice.
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Is there a way to clear all history of google searches so that when your on the website and type in a letter it wont give you options of how to complete your search title with previous search titles?
if you have the google toolbar, which I recommend, there's a drop down arrow next to the search field, at the bottom of it it says 'clear google history'. click that.
Or go to tools> internet options> clear history
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I you had a Bull Mastiff, what would you name it?
refridgeratorhead
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What do you do when every exercise you do hurts your back?
drink
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Which shoulder are you supposed to throw salt over when you spill it?
left
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Who is your favourite comedian?
Billy Connolly. definitely
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Why do those on the left think Obama is qualified to be president?
oh, right, he didn't own a baseball team or run (and I say 'run' in the sense of being in a room of executives) an oil company.
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When people commit suicide, it’s usually because other people hurt and drove them into such emotional despondency. Why do they most commonly only take their own lives and not the lives of anyone who caused them hurt, first?
ya, murder suicides never happen. How come?
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Do you find roses to be cliche?
yep. booooorrring. It's a cop out from actually choosing some real flowers
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Do women masterbate
never, pleasure must only come from a man. Are you retarded?
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How many dates have you been on in the past 3 months?
approximately 7
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What's the big deal with chicken wings? They have like no meat on them!
say what you will, but, I think they rock, they're dippable (blue cheese of course) and it's all about the sauce.
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Whether you do or do not believe in God is it possible that you could be wrong?
they say there's no atheists in a foxhole. That's crap. I KNOW, haha, with probably more vehemence than all the churchies who are CERTAIN and pray for poor folks like me.
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How do changes in income affect consumption?
less money, less beer, food, gasoline, happiness, girlfreinds, boyfriends...pretty much everything
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Gastric cancer im 39 male been having slight pain in left upper quadrant and belching , I had a CT scan of abdoman and all was negative should i get an endoscopy or should ct be enough to detect gastric cancer
seeing as I pretend to be a doctor sometimes, my opinion is quite valid. I say, trust the first opinion from your doctor. I also pretend to be a contractor sometimes. Anything wrong with your house I can fix?
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How often do you check your horoscope? Do you find that it is acurate? I do.
oh yes, they're amazingly accurate when you write things that are so general that they apply to you whenever you read them. I would love to put together 10 horoscopes by your beloved astrologer, all from dates throughout the year, and see if you can guess which one is from the current date. probably not a difficult experiment.
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Where can i have my own theme song made for free?
I'll write you one. It might sound just like Sometimes When We Touch by Dan Hill, but, well, whaddaya gonna do? It IS free after all.
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Do you toe the line?
I try to on things I think are important. But, just FYI, I found this question searching 'toe the line' because it drives me NUTS when people type 'TOW the line'. I get why they'd think that, but I like the real meaning
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What are some good songs for a long drive?
Dead Man's Curve by Jan and dean
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Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns, or Little Caesars?
we don't have Papa John's here and I think Domino's closed (haven't seen one in ages), so, I'll go with the Hut, but I'd go somewhere locally owned before that
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Ok i am bi and i have been seeing this girl i met through a online game we never met she is 15 and im 19 she is from nabraska. all we do is talk on phone and txt is it illegal for us to be dating or talking? could i get in major trouble?
last I checked, talking is legal. But you said 'dating'. So, are you dating or just talking? Big difference there.
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I think Bill O Reilly Needs to shut his pie hole. Anyone with me?
hear, hear!
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When you were growing up, did you ever think you would be were you are today?
absolutely not! I did exactly what I thought I would do for ten years then got sick of it.
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Every ones opinion on "GOOD" graffiti you know the ones that are really really really cool
only if it's really really really really cool
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What is that secret u have been hiding from everyone? atleast a hint ;)
I have a couple fetishes.
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Is it proper to say - I could care less or I could not care less?
"I could care less" is just so wrong!!! For instance: I could care less about my mother. Of course I could care less, because I care a LOT and there's care to lose. I could care less that I just cut myself severely. I care a LOT that I just cut myself, therefore I could care less than I currently do.
I Couldn't care less, though, that my neighbour's dishes...
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Regardless of the size to be cut, the end results were always the same. Name the tool.
Penis. That's a tool. And it answers the question, too.
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Kitten is 4 weeks old and eye is bulging and reddish. It popped on Tuesday with blood and is still bulging. I am out of work and cannot afford to take it to the Vet. I have access to Human Antibiotic Human drops but I do not know if they are the same
you should not be in possession of the cat. Take it to the shelter and hopefully you can get enough money while it's there to take care of 'it' again.
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Does any one remember the show____ _____ the sience guy?
Long Underscore the Science Guy wasn't on tv in Canada
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Bob Seger, what do you remember?
I remember that I don't like Bob Seger.
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Why do Christians refer to their religion as peaceful when they refer to Islam as violent? Clearly the Old Testament ordered the deaths of countless gays, non-believers, and free thinkers. So what do you guys think?
was God a mistake of Man's, or Man a mistake of God's?
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Who else would like to be a member of the AB nudist colony?
I'm in. Definitely
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Is it fair for a comic who has some degree of success (televised special, commercials, etc...) to participate on Last Comic Standing? I thought it was strictly for amatures.
I think it's mostly fair. I think this season (2008), they all seem to have some degree of success behind them. They're not right off the street. Plus, if I thought otherwise, I'd have to not root for Sean Cullen, my favourite funny Canadian. He rocks.
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I think my AB wife has left me? What should I do?
downrate, downrate!!
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I found some 700 year old human bones that fell out of a crumbling clifftop cemetary on to the beach. I took them home, cleaned them, treated them with care, and use them for meditating on death. Is that ethical?
I don't think so. You should return them to the cemetery owners. Also, it's kinda f&ckin' weird to do that.
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Do you think 10 sexual partners (intercourse only, not counting a few other encounters) is excessive for a 26 year old man?
No, it's not that much. I think at 26, I'd slept with maybe 15 or 16. I need to make a list one of these days.
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Why do you have to hate on America? Have we really done something to you personally?
I've spent a lot of time in the US. Lived in New Orleans (wonderful people, great times), in Kansas, (ditto) and been all over the country for work. It's always been pretty great, EXCEPT crossing the border itself. Self-important jackasses that need to make themselves bigger by belittling and trying to scare innocent travellers that obviously won't bring America to its knees. If...
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Everyone masturbates at home in bed or in the shower. Where is the wierdest place you have pleasured yourself?
in the viewing car (windows on the roof) of a moving train. In an airplane bathroom. Under a blanket in an airplane seat with 2 strangers sitting next to me. At my desk at work. In the wheelhouse of a ship...is there anywhere I haven't?
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Have you ever pleasured yourself when a friend of yours was in the room with you? (either for them to watch or simply for your own gratification)
yes, quite a few times actually. Men and women.
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Have you ever known someone who's committed acts of bestiality?
I bet I do, but not that I can identify. The Kinsey report said that it was more prevalent than we thought,and I grew up with a lot of people who lived on farms, so I bet someone did something at least once...
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We have 50+ Anonymous(s) on AB, how many are your friends with?
zero. I think they're boring
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Do some people assume that a buffet is like a fast food restaurant and does not require any tipping?
I always tip. How much depends on the service. Keep the food replenished, my glass full, have a smile and don't hover.
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What types of questions on Answerbag do you find the most annoying?
questions where the poster knows the answer and is playing a damn trivia game on here. Like, name the baseball team "_______ Blue Jays". arrrgghhhhhh...
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Complete the sentence "When I was your age..." [it can be true or exaggerated] in such a way that would make the teenagers of this generation feel like they have it easy.
This is from Monty Python:
old man: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
other old man: But you try...
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What are the consequences for not believing in God?
less guilt and fear and you can sleep in on Sunday and still get all the good holidays. A pretty sweet deal. Oh, and lots and lots of masturbation.
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Which anchorman, dead or alive, has the coolest name?
there was (or still is) a sportscaster named Topper Shutt, I think around Baltimore...
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Have you ever heard of someone dying and you thought "good?"
no, but there's a couple I wish for.
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Do you think my hairy armpits are sexy?
yes, I LOVE it!!!
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Do you like the way you look naked? If not, what would you improve?
truth be told, I kinda like the way I look naked. But, I could stand to lose 15 more pounds and wish my ankles and lower legs were a bit thicker.
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If i work 30 hours a week and make 8hr how much will i make in a month?
that doesn't make sense. You work 30 hours and make 8hr??? What the heck does hr stand for?
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Will you describe Hillary Swank in one word?
sexy
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Do you really ______?
think this is a question?
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Is the White House really trying to throw preachers in jail for preaching against gays? Is it even right to even think about throwing them into jail for preaching what they believe is right?
there's a lot of things that people think are right that are DEAD WRONG. Hate speech should not be protected in my opinion.
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How do you kindly let one know they need to dispel a foul odor from their room?
say Hey! It stinks in here, kindly remove the foul odor!
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How do you feel that conan O'brien might replace Jay Leno?
I'm sure NBC didn't just pick his name out of a hat. His ratings show that he's the best person to move into the position, and the safest. Conan will gain a larger audience than his show, even if the Leno purists (like some people here) leave in disgust. They don't get Conan. He's not dry, in my opinion, he's obvious. Conan will obviously keep a few million Leno...
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Can you describe your penis in one word?
gorgeous
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Why do scientists dismiss the significance of evidence suggesting that animals can predict earthquakes?
can you cite a study where scientists dismiss it? I've never heard that. It's just very difficult to study. I think there's enough anecdotal evidence to suggest something is at work, something physical, not metaphysical. It took a long time before domesticated dogs were trained to use their sense of smell to aid humans in detection of many things. Perhaps in the future there can...
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What mythical creature do you think is the most LIKELY to exist (bigfoot, the yeti, the Loch Ness monster, etc, etc.)?
if it's mythical, by definition, it cannot exist
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How gay are you...this is a fun thing and not ment to offend anyone
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
30 percent: i'm open minded between the sheets but rarely show my gay side on the street. That about sums it up. Secretly bi
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Has anyone seen the video 2 men 1 horse? made me sick
holy crap. That's gotta hurt...
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Do you think that quiche is for queers?
No, but I think bigotry is for assholes
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Do u have a funny short joke to share? if yes, PLEASE make me laugh! or a funny sentence would work :)
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to Santa?
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I am taking orders for your Sillyville T-Shirt, What should it say?
it would be a great shirt, for sure
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO HAVE BIG BLOOD CLOTS COMING OUT OF YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU BLOW IT OR IF YOU COUGH UP MUCUS full of blood clots?
you may die. Blood loss is a very easy way to die
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I am taking orders for your Sillyville T-Shirt, What should it say?
how about:
DOWNRATE THIS
with a picture of a hand giving the finger, but the upright finger is blotted out by an asterisk
that's on the back. On the front it just says welcome to Sillyville, but on a an actual city type sign
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Have you ever heard any of the songs you liked/loved when you were growing up, and been embarrassed? Do your kids laugh at some of your favorite "oldies" (or at you for liking them)?
I used to love Michael Bolton's How Can We Be Lovers...yeah, I was a guy, I igwas 14, I wasn't gay...go figure....I have NO IDEA!!
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Are you a beer away from stupidity?
nope, it's one beer ahead of me. I'm one Fireball shot away from lucidity
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HOW CAN U BECOME A QUICK MOVIE STAR
porn. There's some 20 second amatuer clips that have become online classics. That's quick movie stardom
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Who is your favorite Spice Girl?
Sporty...she's...ummm...I dunno why I like her I guess. Her shoes maybe...
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What is hollywood missing?
The word LAND at the end of the sign on the hill:
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I fell inlove with this guy on the plane and he responded to it but we didnft talk so i dont know anything about him and im like dying here because i want o see him again because i tghink i love him how do i find him please help me?
holy desperation...buy another flight and see what happens.
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Can you name a tourist spot in your country?
Niagara Falls (the good part of it), but I guess that`s too obvious. How `bout Harriet Tubman`s church here in my town where she brought people from the underground railroad...nobody here even knows about it...
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Guys: Would a girl all dolled up with high heels on, or a girl with her hair up in a messy ponytail and tennis shoes catch your eye first?
the girl in tennis shoes was in my mind before I even saw the other girl, who wouldn`t get the time of day from me.
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Do you enjoy your job? What makes it enjoyable or non enjoyable for you?
yes, I actually do. I think I should get paid more though, especially the way the economy is going right now for the working man
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Crocs: Idiotic or cool?
tacky tacky tacky. feel free to downrate. I don`t care. I`m not going anywhere.
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On my new laptop, my keyboard keys are stuck on the 3rd function. Such as, here`s a question mark:É and here`s a bracket: ^^. Can anyone tell me how to fix this please!! I`d put a question mark but I can`t!!
haha, just got your `frame it in the form of a question` jab. haha, didn`t notice till I needed the syntax
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How many buffalo wings can you eat?
(in one sitting)
It all depends. Around here, from place to place, the wings are various sizes. At one place I can eat 30, whereas at another, which is my favourite, I can barely finish what they call 2 lbs., which is about 16. Keeping in mind, this is with dipping them in bleu cheese as well
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Do you think Professional athleats should be able to take Viagra?
why can`t they
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I just found out my guy friend made out with Mario Lopez... should I tell his girlfriend?
you should probably tell Jessie Spano. Is your guy friend`s name Samuel
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What all is cottage cheese good with?
little bit of hot sauce and some kielbasa
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Do you know any good country songs?
check out Chris Knight or Hayes Carll, here's a couple links (some great songwriter-type, no studio bullshit, hard-living, real-living kinda guys):
Hayes Carll:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H6qIGHMPAyA&feature=related
Chris Knight:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vLvDjT6ZJNo
check out their other stuff on youtube and on their website. Guys like this need the recognition they...
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What's the most common roadkill where you live?
squirrels here in Niagara
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High jinks or hijinx (which is in fact the only 3 dotted word in the dictionary)?
sweet. I guess I mean proper nouns are excluded.lol. It's funny, I've seen that whole three dots thing as trivia a few times...busted!
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How is the proper way to spank a kid? With hand, paddle, switch, belt, ping pong paddle, or something else? Over underware, bare, or over pants? How many smacks?
a shovel with nails through it should do the trick
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Is invading Iran the solution to gas prices and inflation caused by President Bush's failure in Iraq?
sure, what's one more war? Couldn't hurt! Might as well spread the democracy around as much as possible amongst the infidels, no? A few billion dollars a month...no big deal...not like there's any problems with the economy...
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Does the brand really matter when you are shopping for something?
absolutely. I'm basically poor, but I buy quality. It serves me well in the long run to own one thing of high quality rather than buy a few over the amount of time it takes for one to wear out. Shoes for example. You get what you pay for. You exercise and run in a pair of Walmart shoes, I'll guarantee you one tenth of the life (especially for your back and knees) that you would get...
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Do you think Susan Atkins, Leslie Van Houten and Patricia Krenwinkel should be paroled?
yep. if only to make the news a little more interesting. You'll be hounded by weirdos and media till you die anyway. You think they're gonna re-offend? I guess some people are a little more into vengence than me.
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Why are Japanese restaurants so expensive? The food is not terribly hard to prepare.
well, when you learn how to prepare food for a restaurant full of people wanting a diverse amount of sushi, then I'll agree. I eat sushi all the time, watch the chefs in action and am always amazed at the skill. If you don't understand the skill involved with making Japanese cuisine, you should maybe read into it a little. Dishes that look very simple are difficult to plate (present)....
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How do you know who gave you negative points?
won't be a problem if you only write answers that please everyone. lol
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Are you more worried about terrorism or the economy?
I have no money, and probably won't be anywhere worth being a target, so, let's just say neither bugs me more than the use of those topics as a fodder for fear as the US gears up for an election. I know they're justified election issues, of course, but look what they're doing with them. Yep, economy's in the toilet. Good thing you can't afford to buy yourself a...
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My roomate just moved back in and her bf lives stays here 99% of the time. first, i don't want some strange guy in my room when i get out of the shower. second, they've started eating my food and drinking my milk and energy drinks. what do i do?
when they start drinking your beer, you have to draw the line. No, really though, that sucks. You need to have a little heart to heart chat, without pissing off your roomie...The boyfriend might be blissfully unaware that he's a problem between you two. I have the same problem here sometimes, but I just say what's on my mind and we resolve it as quickly as possible. It's all...
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Can sharks really "sense" blood, or are they just good at seeing red? If you dropped red food coloring in the water, would a shark know the difference?
nothing to do with the colour of blood. They can detect it in parts per million
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You're beautiful, aren't you?
nope. ugly here
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Are you eating out less these days?
I've been single too long...so yes...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
But seriously, it's a pretty tight crunch these days. Everything is getting more expensive. Even things like rice. Why can't my boss understand that? I need a raise...
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My local radio station is asking the question of... Should men take maternity leave?
that's kinda funny. My favourite talk radio guy is off on 4 months mat leave. His replacement is pretty good though.
I think they should be allowed to absolutely. A lot of times it's easier that way financially, plus it gives the father much more time to bond at the early stage, if you think that's a cool thing
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Who was the last person you hugged?
a coworker yesterday afternoon
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What's the most common question asked?
why?
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What do you think would be the most stupidest of ways to die?
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23976576-12377,00.html
i thought this was pretty stupid
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Why do we give scum in prisons so many luxeries?
ya, pooping in public, showering with other people, being caged, being raped, being beated up, eating crap...so, what are these luxuries you're speaking of? The fact that they can be schooled on the state's dime? Ya, it's great when they leave prison after ten years and have absolutely no vocation at all and continue to reoffend. There's many facets to this that you probably...
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My friend tried to hack into my son's (& our) PC looking for porn our teens may have seen. Although not a success (& no porn) my husband & I felt our trust was broken that she hadn't sought permission. My friend felt justified/angry due to kids safety.
That is NO friend of yours. Whether or not she had good intentions, she has absolutely no sense, no morals (even people who view porn can be nice people you know), and basically burgled your possessions.
My biggest beef is that, with complete disregard to YOU she searched the computer. It would've been aboslutely LOVELY for her to find a cache of self made video files showing your secret...
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What is your favorite type of sauce?
secret
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What's the worst place anyone has ever had a boil?
I went to a lobster boil a few weeks ago. It was located in a pleasant neighbourhood.
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I should start calling gays and lesbians heterophobes...and go to all of their profiles to DR ALLL of their answers I don't agree with...like they do me. What do you think?
and it's a longtime user. I got a minus 5 for that!
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Who wants to play questionbag? give a random answer and see what questions you get!
yes, acorns do fit in there! AND, once they ferment, hold on!!
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Ever had a person add you as a friend on Facebook/MySpace only to find out they just don't talk to you?
no, It's probbaly just you. I'm best friends with every single person I went to highschool with, and everyone I've casually met through these people.
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I should start calling gays and lesbians heterophobes...and go to all of their profiles to DR ALLL of their answers I don't agree with...like they do me. What do you think?
it's ignorant and childish
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Can money buy happiness?
yep. It bought me a laptop Saturday, which in turn, made me very happy.
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Humans have always used our minds and bodies for things seen nowhere else in nature (Art, Philosophy, etc.), so why are some sexual practices still frowned upon as "Unnatural", while those other things are considered our mark of superiority as a species?
I think it depends on the type of philosophy you follow. If you're following a strict repressive christian philosophy, you'd get a far different answer than an objectivist Ayn Rand type of philosophy wherein anything that man does must be considered natural because it's done by man.Even genocide, by that philosophy, is okay.
There are probably things that you'd find...
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If your computer broke down right now, could you fix it right away providing you had the money to do so?
I've proven twice in one month that I cannot fix it. I just bought a new one. Yay
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Why do men drink alot when they have split from a partner?
because your standards get lower and you might not end up sleeping alone, at least that night...lol
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If you could have lunch with one actor or/ actress who would it be?
These guys aren't even remotely up my alley as far as films are concerned, but it would be fun to have lunch with Will Farrell or Steve Carrell or Jon Stewart.
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What would be your immediate reaction to spilling a beverage on your laptop?
"Jesus Suffering F*CK!!!!!"
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I accidentally ran across my gf's myspace and email pw's when sitting at her computer (sticky). I confessed and apologized for the same 3 weeks later. Do I deserve to be dumped? Or is my honesty my saving grace?
ya, did you go through her stuff after finding the passwords??
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Has anyone heard of 'No-see-'um's? Hint: It's a bug!
yep, hate 'em
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What do you think of the latest cover of the New Yorker magazine, whick portrays the Obamas as terrorists, the and the flag burning, etc.?
the cover:
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What do you think of the latest cover of the New Yorker magazine, whick portrays the Obamas as terrorists, the and the flag burning, etc.?
edited double post, sorry. This post took 20 minutes to appear.
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Are you a survivor of a plane crash?
no, but I worked with a guy a few years back who was one of only 16 (I think) people who survived a major air disaster. His body was still pretty wrecked by it. It was somewhere in south east asia about 20 years ago I think. More that 200 people were killed. I didn't ask him about it, but it was one of those things that was whispered about. We were working on a ship, so we all knew each...
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Iv heard from alot of people that if you drink alot of water the day befor you have to do a drug test that it will flush your system out n youll be able to pass, is that true?
I'll guarantee it won't work if the drug test is taken on a hair sample.
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What do you think of the latest cover of the New Yorker magazine, whick portrays the Obamas as terrorists, the and the flag burning, etc.?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7505953.stm
here's the story
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What artists/groups in the latin music genre do you listen to?
Buena Vista Social Club....CLASSIC
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Is there life before coffee?
I haven't had coffee in ten years, so I'm not sure, but FWIW I know there's life AFTER coffee
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How to fix my a/c
try plugging it in. If that fails, buy a new one.
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What is the difference between chineese, japenese and koren?
well, one thing that's the same is that you spelled each one incorrectly. Differences? How 'bout geography, language, etc...where do I even begin?
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I purchased sausage 10 days ago and the links have been in the frig since then. Can I cook them today and eat safely? thanks
that IS pretty long though
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I purchased sausage 10 days ago and the links have been in the frig since then. Can I cook them today and eat safely? thanks
smell them. If they're not smelly, overcook them just in case.
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Is it o.k for a six year old accompanied by his dad, to be in the delivery room whilst his mom is giving birth?
Liberal as I am, I don't exactly know about this. You'd have to base it on the intellect of the child I would guess. One child might be completely scarred for life while another might learn lovingly about the cycle of birth and life. Kinda like bringing a kid to funeral I guess, but even more dramatic.
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Is it time for Madonna to act her age?
well, if y'all want her to go away and drop the sex symbol crap, let her know, if you can, that there's more than enough room at my place for her to hang out. And I'm 31!
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How do you like your beer?
microbrewed, like my women...wait, no. That doesn't work at all. Light then, like a fly's wings. Okay that just sucked. Cold is fine, cold as a well-digger's ass.
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Athiests: What are some of your personal reasons for not believing God. Be honest.
I'm so busy that I can't make time for someone that can't prove he/she is here. Ya ya, it's all about faith...my life is just great, thanks. Show me something concrete and maybe you'll get my ear.
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What is the best Medicine I could get from a supermarket 2 help me get some sleep?
if you're in the right place, I say booze. Just kidding. I took these pills called 'Calms' that were sorta health food store type things, worked great. Maybe placebo effect though. I take Imovane now for sleeping.
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What is the most interesting/unusual question that you've seen asked here on AB?
probably every question I've asked. No need to search them. trust me, they're all the best on the site...;-)
-Humble rockstar
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Do I like prawn toast?
Dunno if you do. I've never heard of it myself, but it sounds quite breakfastastik!
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Has anyone ever done that 'light as a feather, stiff as a board' thing and it worked?
I kind of remember this from some stupid sleepover. The physics of it will only work if there are enough people. Nothing metaphysical can happen by giddy teens chanting ridiculous gibberish. And, NO, it didn't work at Larry's house when we were 11 yrs old.
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My friend wants to know if she can get prego by fingering herself??? is it possable? even if it was just herself and no one else with her?
absolutely. 9 months later, a whole bunch of baby fingers will come out.
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John McCain said we were going to be in Iraq for 100 years would you like that?
Be careful what you say about McCain on here...he claims to "be aware" of the internet.
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What are you wearing at this exact moment?
nothing at all. Hot as hell here and almost bed time
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Is it possible for the dentist to fixed a chipped tooth that has began to turn a brownish color?
yes
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What are your favorite things associated with Wales?
the blubber.
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Musicians and singers: What was the first song you learned to play or sing?
That's the Way That the World Goes Round by John Prine
either that or Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett.
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So, when will the tree huggers allow for us to look for oil in our own country? Is it going to take even higher gas prices to make it happen? After all we have more oil on US soil then in the entire middle east.
while the strategic reserves sit there in enormous quantities....The US gov't is so far up the Saudi's asses that you can't tell where one ends and the other begins. Oil in the US hasn't meant much for a long time, and the current president is the perfect example. If he wanted local oil, he just take it. Loving trees is not wrong, either, by the way. Not everyone who is an...
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Would you rather be circumcised or not? Why?
rather not. I love my penis nice and intact. Nerve endings are a nice thing for a penis, the more the better
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Why do I have a sexual fascination with midgets?
maybe you a have a little fetish? lol
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Would you ever join the military?
join the army, go interesting places, meet interesting people, kill them.
Not for me.
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I recently found out one of my friends is a ABer too. Do you keep your Answer bagging past time a secret too? why?
Nobody knows. I like it that way. I answer questions truthfully with answers that nobody would think came from me. There's a lot of stuff people don't know about me...
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I have a friend who comes over a lot. When my husband is around she directs her conversation to him. And she is constantly bending over in front of him. And sitting with her legs wide open, almost ridiculously, What should I do?
agree with the above. Call attention to it. Maybe you're into it, but probably not. Tell your husband about it, but then again, it might get him turned on to thing=k she wants him. Tough one.
Okay, tell him she told you she has herpes, ghive him some great oral sex and problem solved.
Okay, I've had a few drinks, but, that's the only thing I think will work.
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What do vampires do when they find out their victim had AIDS?
they look it up in an encyclopedia and realize they don't exist, say, "whew!!", wipe the sweat off their brow and fade into the 6th dimension
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Why do women like to touch thenselves while stripping?
money money money. It wouldn't be that hot if they sat there and read the newspaper...though, I'm sure there's someone out there with a 'women reading the newspaper' fetish
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What are some good ways to get out of a lease for an apartment?
death
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Do you ever feel disgusted when you see an obese person eat?
I, for one, have a hard time eating in front of people. I know that sounds weird. I'm not obese at all. 5'10, 190lbs. But, I do feel weird when people watch me eat. It's so bad that sometimes I avoid eating while people are around...go figure....
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My daughter, 11, wants to attend her friend's birthday party. The party is a sleepover at a motel in a city close by. It is being supervised by the girl's mother. Should I allow her to go or is that too risky since I wont be there.
I went to a lot of sleepovers at that age. However, I'm from a small town and all the parents knew each other. I'm assuming it's in a hotel to be centralized for everyone. I'd ask questions, but I would imagine that, on the whole, everyone's best interest is at heart. Do what you can before alienating your child and just saying NO. There's some safeguards you can...
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How do you prefer to travel for long trips: by plane, train, bus, motorcycle or car?
plane. I like to get where I'm going fast. However, if it was a car trip through the mountains or something, that would be cool
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My friend asked me for money for marijuana and I declined him, and he said:"I'll remember this." So I wonder what he means by saying that, and at the end I let him borrowed money after a few more declines from me, is he a true friend?
hopefully he meant that when he gets to the dealer's house, he'll remember that you didn't lend him money and he'll have to front it on his own account
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What are you up to today?
I was supposed to go to the Pride Parade in Toronto, but decided to stay home and chill out. Good thing. It's totally POURING out!
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Did Alice in Chains write Blood Tears Little Girl?
Jerry Cantrell wrote a lot of their songs and sings as well. I'm searching online and I eep coming up with that song in reference to AIC but no definitive writing credit
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Men: What do you find sexy about lingerie?
truthfully, NOTHING. Not a lingerie guy.
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Where can I find a pair of high heeled pumps in kelly green? Most shoes on the internet are only available in basic black, red, or white.
google search exactly like this:
shoes "kelly green"
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I'm liking this woman, who's a Christian. I'm an atheist. I respect other people's beliefs, though I love a good debate. Do you think this will ever work? She goes to church sometimes, but, has committed some pretty big sins (bastard child...)
thanks for the answer. Well put.
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Well I just read a man who raped a little girl has been saved from the death penalty. Now all he gets is to live in prison. Well if it was my daughter he would already have been killed. Anyone who rapes a child deserves death. Whats wrong with the US?
the incidences of wrongly convicted people finally being vindicated makes me think this is the right decision. You get all riled up and angry, of course, when someone is accused of raping your child, but if they're actua;;y not guilty, then, what about that? Prison seems like at least a little bit of a safety method. Think of the innocent once in a while. It's not unheard of.
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Could you survive with paralysis of the legs? You can't do many things by yourself (bathroom, shower, etc.)
that's kind of a strange question. Do you mean 'personally' could "I" deal with it? Or, as I read the question, do you mean "YOU" in a general sense, like, could 'anybody'?
Surely you've been out in public enough to know that there are a LOT of people who are paraplegic. I'm sure there's some limitations, but, damn, did you see the...
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How old were you when you graduated high school?
31 and counting....
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If you found a condom in your husbands jeans does that means he is cheating?
was it a used one?? lol
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What should I name my monkey?
Spank. So, when you introduce him, you can say, "This is Spank the Monkey".
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What happened to the "Livestrong" banner?
rubber bracelets seemed kinda stupid as a way to actually fight cancer, so, maybe people decided to forgo them and actually DO something instead of just seeming like they were by wearing a bracelet. I don't know what you mean by banner though
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Hi, is there someone who could show me his cock?
why do you ask?
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Mathew mark and luke, is there any relevance to Leighton Buzzard
I'm an atheist, but fairly certain that the closest they come is the mention of Milton Keynes
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Even though I’m a grown up I will never stop believing in ________________.
1.Steve Perry's career.
2.What I think happened at the end of the Sopranos
3.Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Can you guess what i learned when i was in jail for a few days?
that sexual preference is not static?
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Where do you keep your condoms?
at the drug store
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Is your hometown famous for anything?
we had some serial murders here that were pretty much front-page news for a couple years. There was a hollywood movie made about it. Was kind of a big deal. The asshole is still in the paper all the time confessing to other stuff, etc. Just go away already!
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What is your favorite Mexican food?
a good burrito is nice. Hard to find where I live. Also, enchiladas! Mmmm. Can't get those anywhere here, without driving at least 45 minutes.
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Does anyone know the brand of laptop bag used by Robert Hassen in the movie Breach?
it's on the movie network this month here. I'll have a look.
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Do you think that the US should drill for oil here and now as Newt Gingrich proposes?
environmental feasibility means nothing? Yep, rape the planet to drive your lazy ass to Blockbuster to rent the latest mindless Sandler flick.
Cut down all the forests, drill through the ocean bottom in protected habitat, dump all the waste somewhere far away. Out of sight, out of mind. I've never in my life driven a car. Sure, I've got a helluva lot of plastic in my house, but avoid...
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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?
I'm a rockstar. More regionally than globally. You've probably heard of me if you live in my neighbourhood. lol
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Im getting a dog what should I name it?
refridgeratorhead
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If it suddenly became legal for women to go topless would you?
legal here. Hardly ever see it, though, I have, but at the beach. So many idiots though. Don't blame people for not doing it. As soon as there's a bare breast, there's an idiot who needs to ogle them. and harass them.
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Insane Clown Posse is the worst band ever....agree/disagree?
disagree. Nickleback should be subjected to severe torture, like listening to their own music on the radio all the f*cking time
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Would you date a rockstar if yes who would it be
I'm here! My door is open!
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Has anyone stayed on the canadian side of Niagara Falls lately? Is the Sheraton a good Hotel?
I've been there for brunch a few times. it's awesome. Great view! I live here though, so, I've never needed to stay there over night
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Is anyone else very sad about George Carlin passing away?
I liked the hippie weatherman:
here's the pollen count: 12345!
Tomorrow's high: whenever I get up, man!
He lived a good life. After he saw Lenny Bruce in a club, he decided he wanted to be a little more subversive than than the usual suit and tie comedians of the 60's. Man, did he ever succeed. See ya George!
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I work a 10 hr shift with a paid lunch, but sometimes there's no time for lunch, Is this legal?
I know what it's like. The boss always seems to have 'just a couple things' that need to be done just when you need to eat. It never fails. In the end, we switched to a half-hour unpaid lunch. Basically we just worked till 530 instead of 5, and when we stopped to eat, we stopped. Though, even then, he'd still get on our ass. I used to build a hideout in our warehouse and eat...
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Can someone identify these bugs that are infesting my backyard? Just started today. They must've just hatched. There's thousands of them EVERYWHERE!!! Photo attatched to first answer.
here's a couple more pics, but I think this is solved.
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Besides in the presence of a significant other, under what other circumstances would you be naked in another's presence?
nudist resort. I don't mind being naked in front of practically anyone. And I'm nobody special.
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Are you afraid of sharks?
I have a healthy respect for the sea and all the creatures therein. Not scared. Wary.
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Can someone identify these bugs that are infesting my backyard? Just started today. They must've just hatched. There's thousands of them EVERYWHERE!!! Photo attatched to first answer.
here's the bugs:
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I have a pretty major mouth and uvula fetish. I love looking in the mouths of beautiful ladies.
I dont think it is very common as i cannot find any publications or web sites that cover this. Can anybody help me?
Please? Thankyou
try youtube, I think I saw some mouth stuff on there
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Have any guys ever masterbated with their best friends? What age and how did it happen?
we used to with friends a long time ago when we were around 11 or 12. We would look at porn magazines, etc. and jerk off together. Never touched though, but i wanted to.
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How often to you "laugh out loud" as you "LOL?"
one out of 5
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Don't lie. What reading material do you keep in the bathroom?
I put up a shelf in the bathroom to specifically hold 10 editions of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader
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If They ban torture then what other methods will the y use to retrieve information from the person they are interrogating? Any ideas?
sodium pentothol
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How long were you in jail for?
2 days for a protest
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What is the best, saddest movie out? Id say "the notebook" and "what dreams may come"!
A Home at the End of the World
Big Fish (I know most people wouldn't find it sad, I guess, but the theatre I saw it in, everyone cried at the end.
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What do you believe, but cannot prove?
that when you die, that's the end
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What is your favorite bread for most sandwiches? White, whole wheat, multi-grain, rye, other?
sourdough for sure
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Where can I find porn for women? I don't mean stuff with long drawn out story lines. I mean that a man can get porn movie based on his specific likes and dislikes (for example latin or blond). I'd like to find a place where a women could do the same.
the internet is a good place to start. Try searching for it.
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Why does Adam Sandler have to put on that annoying voice in all of his films!?
It drives e nuts and I won't watch any of those films. Ever. However, the dramatic roles he's played, I thought, were done very well. Punch Drunk Love and Reign Over Me. Great films.
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Does a rare or undercooked steak that is oozing blood when cut into it,turn your stomach,and put you off from eating it?
I lke mine rare, as long as the cut of meat is good. If there's too much gristle on or running through the meat, maybe a little more medium to make it easier to chew.
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Wow... i have made nearly 600 points today! This is my record!!!! anybody want to have a beer with me?
I would, I'd even buy, but where the hell do find the time to leave the computer and go for a beer?
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Since you do not believe in God, why do you live by Christian standards.
no no no!!! Those are MY standards! Why the hell do all the Christians think that they can just appropriate my standards and claim them as their own? Oh, wait...I guess they're all just common sense after all. Although...I would like to covet my neighbour's ass. And I once saw a Billy Idol impersonator, so...false Idols are cool in my book.
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Little Debbie's or Hostess?
Little Debbie
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What is the true purpose of so many of these secret societies (Freemasonry, the Illuminati, Skull and Bones etc.)?
men (usually), who are generally professionals, get together amidst all the stupid mystery so thay can drink and trade business contacts and get each other out of jams.
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Are there any intelligent people in answerbag?
nope. we's all just stoopid morans who come here for to beet the lonesomeness
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Answer to:
What is the worst part about Heaven (Christian definition of Heaven)?
you think you're busy now? Wait till you have eternity to only have a couple things to do...
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Is it illegal for a 21 year old male to date a 2 month from 16 female in TN? What should I do?
I don't think it's literally 'illegal' to 'date' anyone. Depends what you mean by date I guess. Hanging out with someone is not illegal. But, don't know what the laws are where you live. Maybe where you live, you need a parent's permission to even be near someone under 18? Not where I live.
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