Answerbag: ExactlyTwentyLetters's answers

Answer to Are Mormons honest people?

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:38:58 -0800

Are Mormons honest people?

No. But I find that at least a few of their wives are.

Answer to Can anybody tell me more about heroine? I´m not gonna use it but some people around me might and I want to be well informed. Thanks.

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:54:01 -0800

Can anybody tell me more about heroine? I´m not gonna use it but some people around me might and I want to be well informed. Thanks.

If you want to be cool you'll do it. All the cool kids are.

Answer to What the grossest thing you've ever seen?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:52:09 -0800

What the grossest thing you've ever seen?

Something called "The One Woman Horse Show" in Juarez, Mexico.

Answer to Have you been to all 57 states, except for Alaska and Hawaii?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:43:20 -0800

Have you been to all 57 states, except for Alaska and Hawaii?

No, I'm from Caucasia.

Answer to I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:42:51 -0800

I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do?

You have to kill the witch. I suggest burning at the stake.

Answer to power steering trouble peugoet 206

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:39:27 -0800

power steering trouble peugoet 206

Have you tried kicking the tires?

Answer to ???????????

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:38:31 -0800

???????????

Smoke trees, fuck bitches, get money.

Answer to Why are the Kardashians famous?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:04:35 -0800

Why are the Kardashians famous?

Because Kim has a fat ass and a sextape.

Answer to Do you like Curling?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:04:07 -0800

Do you like Curling?

No, I'm not retarded or elderly.

Answer to Who is your favourite vampire character?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:01:35 -0800

Who is your favourite vampire character?

Count Chocula

Answer to My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with my child. She has threatened me with not being able to see the baby when it's born. What can I do so that I am able to see my baby after he or she is born?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:37:58 -0800

My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with my child. She has threatened me with not being able to see the baby when it's born. What can I do so that I am able to see my baby after he or she is born?

You could kidnap it.

Answer to Are parts of California sinking?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:31:53 -0800

Are parts of California sinking?

Yeah, East LA.

Answer to What is the most expensive and time consuming hobby?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:31:16 -0800

What is the most expensive and time consuming hobby?

Collecting realistic fuck dolls.

Answer to How do I help my girlfriend get through problems in my past?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:28:07 -0800

How do I help my girlfriend get through problems in my past?

Drinking helps with stuff like that.

Answer to Do you speak in tongues as described in the bible? If so how did you recieve this gift?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:27:22 -0800

Do you speak in tongues as described in the bible? If so how did you recieve this gift?

Sometimes when I am attending a penacostal church I will start yelping and babbling so that I can be the center of attention. It sort of is cathardic for everyone, I enjoy the attention and they enjoy hearing me "speak in tongues".

Answer to Describe yourself with in one 7-letter word

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:56:20 -0800

Describe yourself with in one 7-letter word

no

Answer to what makes us americans so awsome?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:20:56 -0800

what makes us americans so awsome?

Because of gangsta rap? Smoke trees, fuck bitches, get money!

Answer to what is justin biebers email

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:13:37 -0800

what is justin biebers email

futuredrugaddict@shittymusic.com

Answer to Should Iran Be Allowed Nuclear Power?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:12:54 -0800

Should Iran Be Allowed Nuclear Power?

Allah Akbar!!!!

Answer to What color is light?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:11:54 -0800

What color is light?

yellow

Answer to Who has the authority to abolish the United Nations?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:07:42 -0800

Who has the authority to abolish the United Nations?

Tom Sizemore.

Answer to What about that Obama? Is he really black?

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:23:38 -0800

What about that Obama? Is he really black?

I thought he was Kenyan....oh well, you learn something new everyday.

Answer to why do some guys wear tiny shirts?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:47:25 -0800

why do some guys wear tiny shirts?

The same reason some guys drive Miatas...you know what I'm talking about.

Answer to What is a good comeback if someone makes fun of me for thinkng?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:46:51 -0800

What is a good comeback if someone makes fun of me for thinkng?

Call them a "jabroni".

Answer to What did Tiger Woods say at his press conference today?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:39:55 -0800

What did Tiger Woods say at his press conference today?

"Bitches aint nothin' but hoes and tricks! Get money!"

Answer to Which known religion is considered to have been the "first"?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:33:12 -0800

Which known religion is considered to have been the "first"?

Uh, Christianity...duh.

Answer to My period seems late. I'm a virgin. Is this the second coming, or did Satan rape me in my dreams?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:27:47 -0800

My period seems late. I'm a virgin. Is this the second coming, or did Satan rape me in my dreams?

It wasn't Satan...*wink, wink*

Answer to Whats the best way to loose 150 pounds?!

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:06:38 -0800

Whats the best way to loose 150 pounds?!

Crack Cocaine.

Answer to i like a guy from a different culture and religon from me

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 05:00:25 -0800

i like a guy from a different culture and religon from me

You should have sex with him.

Answer to I can't take it anymore. What should I do?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:58:13 -0800

I can't take it anymore. What should I do?

Stop whining and grow a pair.

Answer to Is political liberalism a sign of stupidity? Please answer yes or no.

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:56:46 -0800

Is political liberalism a sign of stupidity? Please answer yes or no.

In what respect Charlie?

Answer to When I go to work, all of the Aisans and Indians get off at the science research stop. Why?

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:56:20 -0800

When I go to work, all of the Aisans and Indians get off at the science research stop. Why?

What are Aisans?

Answer to Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that.

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:53:23 -0800

Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that.

The Collector by John Fowles The Koran ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!

Answer to What does "ty" mean in e-mail correspondence?

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:46:29 -0800

What does "ty" mean in e-mail correspondence?

It is a homosexual coded signal.

Answer to Do you believe in Jewish Bankers?

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:06:24 -0800

Do you believe in Jewish Bankers?

Yes, I also believe in Indian cab drivers and Nigerian con-artists.

Answer to Why are bleeding heart liberals so pompus in their beliefs?

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:29:10 -0800

Why are bleeding heart liberals so pompus in their beliefs?

Could you please site some examples in which "bleeding heart liberals" are acting "pompus in their beliefs"?

Answer to What do you think of James Cameron's movie "Avatar"?

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:55:09 -0800

What do you think of James Cameron's movie "Avatar"?

It sucked, really bad....but the nerds probably liked it.

Answer to IS OUR PRESIDENT A IDIOT?

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:44:58 -0800

IS OUR PRESIDENT A IDIOT?

Is this question suppose to be a joke? Kind of like a sign that says, "Genuis at work"?

Answer to I think i want to become christian but can i do it witout been baptised and is there any way i can show people iam christian?

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:54:51 -0800

I think i want to become christian but can i do it witout been baptised and is there any way i can show people iam christian?

Do you hate gay people? I think that is the first step.

Answer to Who wants equality if it means equal poverty?

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:44:31 -0800

Who wants equality if it means equal poverty?

Only white people should be rich.

Answer to does ectasy really put holes in your brain?

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:43:35 -0800

does ectasy really put holes in your brain?

No, but it puts holes around your penis.

Answer to Where is Barack Obama's wife from?

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:22:23 -0800

Where is Barack Obama's wife from?

Detroit

Answer to To all of those who have left rude/ sarcastic comments on women questions asking for advice!

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:17:37 -0800

To all of those who have left rude/ sarcastic comments on women questions asking for advice!

Know your role.

Answer to Do you have to die a virgin to be granted entry to heaven?

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:59:04 -0800

Do you have to die a virgin to be granted entry to heaven?

Yes, yes you do.

Answer to What is the Muslim position on stem cell research?

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:23:07 -0800

What is the Muslim position on stem cell research?

ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer to What are the attributes of a good Christian?

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:28:10 -0800

What are the attributes of a good Christian?

Homophobia and racism thinly veiled as "religion".

Answer to How many movies are on your NetFlix queue? And what's on top of your queue?

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:55:42 -0800

How many movies are on your NetFlix queue? And what's on top of your queue?

Top movie: Battle in Heaven I didn't know they could show movies like this without a porn license!

Answer to Have anyone read the book " The Great Gatsby" that can help me with something?

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:29:14 -0800

Have anyone read the book " The Great Gatsby" that can help me with something?

Daisy is such a slut!

Answer to some people on here are bitchesz

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:39:03 -0800

some people on here are bitchesz

I am absolutely certain that at least one person on here is a bitch...want to guess who it is?

Answer to who smokes weed here

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:14:01 -0800

who smokes weed here

You're an idiot.

Answer to What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:09:32 -0800

What's the best way to kill myself? no pain...

Sleeping pills

Answer to Why won't the Obama's tell what their LSAT scores were?

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:53:29 -0800

Why won't the Obama's tell what their LSAT scores were?

Because they're black.

Answer to Which white people think that they are the superiour to compare to other races in the world?

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:15:41 -0800

Which white people think that they are the superiour to compare to other races in the world?

The ones who are from Alabama.

Answer to when my brother play wrestle/tickle he seems to always seems to grab or graze my boobs. do you thik hes doing this on purpose?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:23:33 -0800

when my brother play wrestle/tickle he seems to always seems to grab or graze my boobs. do you thik hes doing this on purpose?

Start grabbing for his dong, that'll teach him.

Answer to What is the best cure for premature ejaculation

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:56:50 -0800

What is the best cure for premature ejaculation

Have sex with ugly chicks.

Answer to Which of these celebs would you most like to see replace Simon Cowell as a judge on "American Idol"?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:55:07 -0800

Which of these celebs would you most like to see replace Simon Cowell as a judge on "American Idol"?

Snookie, yo! That show is re-Taaadad!

Answer to why do black people always die first in the movies?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:32:41 -0800

why do black people always die first in the movies?

It probably has something to do with what Harry Reid said.

Answer to What happens if your dad beats you up and then he blames it on your mom and then they both go to court. What should you do?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:09:04 -0800

What happens if your dad beats you up and then he blames it on your mom and then they both go to court. What should you do?

You could quit being such a brat, that may work.

Answer to Im 14. when i grow up, i know it is farfetched, but i really want to be an actress on a sitcom. i know that i want the fame and everything, but how do i figure out if i want to be in it for the fame?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:08:46 -0800

Im 14. when i grow up, i know it is farfetched, but i really want to be an actress on a sitcom. i know that i want the fame and everything, but how do i figure out if i want to be in it for the fame?

Sometimes actresses have to do a little "extra" to get that role they want...know what I mean?

Answer to Should we be putting animals into zoos?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:38:43 -0800

Should we be putting animals into zoos?

No, Christian Conservatives should.

Answer to I am looking for a new cologne that will give me signature sent.

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:39:31 -0800

I am looking for a new cologne that will give me signature sent.

Are you?

Answer to how can you tell if a girl is not a hermaphrodite or a cross dresser or a man or a transvestite or a drag queen?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:23:43 -0800

how can you tell if a girl is not a hermaphrodite or a cross dresser or a man or a transvestite or a drag queen?

Cup check.

Answer to Who would you say is the best preacher you have ever heard?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:21:20 -0800

Who would you say is the best preacher you have ever heard?

Ted Haggard

Answer to What United States city has the most latinos?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 07:20:50 -0800

What United States city has the most latinos?

Juneau.

Answer to Do sigarettes kill you ?

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:48:55 -0800

Do sigarettes kill you ?

I haven't seen any evidence that scientifically proves cigarettes cause lung cancer. Also keep in mind that cigarettes are a stress reducer, so actually they may be working to improve your standard of living and lengthen your life. Think about it.

Answer to how to mail weed ?

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:40:31 -0800

how to mail weed ?

how to show ur a dumass?

Answer to Why would you reject a loving God who died for you, so that you may go to heaven if you believe on Him and ask him to save you?

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:07:17 -0800

Why would you reject a loving God who died for you, so that you may go to heaven if you believe on Him and ask him to save you?

I think I better question would be, "Why does a God whose only offer of redemption is to believe in him give us so little evidence of his existence?" Why doesn't this God of yours make himself known without a doubt to those of us who are here now instead of forcing us to rely on text that are...

Answer to I need to lose a lot of weight. I got a treadmill.....Now what?

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:01:46 -0800

I need to lose a lot of weight. I got a treadmill.....Now what?

After you eat you could make yourself throw up...you will lose weight quickly by doing this, however there are side effects.

Answer to my gf wants to lose 60 pounds in 20 weeks. she doesnt eat junk food or drink pop. any suggestions to help her?

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:26:02 -0800

my gf wants to lose 60 pounds in 20 weeks. she doesnt eat junk food or drink pop. any suggestions to help her?

She can throw up after she eats.

Answer to What's a easy word that's hard to spell

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:25:21 -0800

What's a easy word that's hard to spell

Analingus.

Answer to Any guys in chicago out west want a girl who can ride and can really suck

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:13:36 -0800

Any guys in chicago out west want a girl who can ride and can really suck

Is this a rhetorical question?

Answer to do housewives really do enough work to equal the husband that works 40 hours a week?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:19:57 -0800

do housewives really do enough work to equal the husband that works 40 hours a week?

All I'm saying is that I don't get to watch a television at my work...

Answer to Two condoms walk into a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:59:35 -0800

Two condoms walk into a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other?

"We're gonna get shitfaced tonight!"

Answer to Im 15, and trying to build up muscle before school starts. I do around 15 reps of 15 pushups a day, plus gym. Will I see results in 4 weeks?

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:36:54 -0800

Im 15, and trying to build up muscle before school starts. I do around 15 reps of 15 pushups a day, plus gym. Will I see results in 4 weeks?

Some people use anabolic steroids to build muscle mass.

Answer to What would be a funky SAFETY SLOGAN for our engineering company?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:46:54 -0800

What would be a funky SAFETY SLOGAN for our engineering company?

"Don't fuck up!"

Answer to Has anyone seen Paranormal activity becasue it's NOT scary and its stupid they changed the ending on the DVD

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:45:41 -0800

Has anyone seen Paranormal activity becasue it's NOT scary and its stupid they changed the ending on the DVD

So, it isn't scary?

Answer to Are you poor?

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:42:53 -0800

Are you poor?

Nah, I can make it rain!

Answer to I asked a question about a couple of pill's over an hour ago about and still have not got an answer back, can someone please help me? yellowish oval shape pill with the letter m on one side, and a white round pill with no letter's on it. help please....

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:53:47 -0800

I asked a question about a couple of pill's over an hour ago about and still have not got an answer back, can someone please help me? yellowish oval shape pill with the letter m on one side, and a white round pill with no letter's on it. help please....

Morphine or Methadone

Answer to When your period ends, is it alright for a guy to cum inside because a new egg hasn't been able to form yet?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:41:51 -0800

When your period ends, is it alright for a guy to cum inside because a new egg hasn't been able to form yet?

Yeah, its alright because you won't get pregnant. A lot of people use this method of birth control, I believe it is called the Cycle Method or something like that.

Answer to What documentary should be considered the best documentary film of the decade (2000s)?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:27:03 -0800

What documentary should be considered the best documentary film of the decade (2000s)?

Taxi To The Dark Side

Answer to Are you bigoted against Arabic lesbians who get abortions?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:26:48 -0800

Are you bigoted against Arabic lesbians who get abortions?

I think they are sexy!

Answer to Are we being invaded by martians?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:26:05 -0800

Are we being invaded by martians?

Yeah, Larry King is their ambassador on Earth.

Answer to how do we know that there isn't another sun in outer space? and how far into space have we gone?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:25:07 -0800

how do we know that there isn't another sun in outer space? and how far into space have we gone?

Uh, there is another sun in outer space...in fact, there are thousands of them. Those little lights in the sky at night, those are called stars. That big light in the sky during the day, that is called our sun, it is also a star. Understand?

Answer to What is the difference between HIV and AIDS?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:47:48 -0800

What is the difference between HIV and AIDS?

HIV is what Magic Johnson has, AIDS is what people who aren't rich get.

Answer to Can you tear your hymen if you accidentally put in two tampons at once (forgot the first one was in)? It really hurts...but I got them out.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:02:05 -0800

Can you tear your hymen if you accidentally put in two tampons at once (forgot the first one was in)? It really hurts...but I got them out.

Is that what they are calling penises these days, "tampons"?

Answer to If everyone became Christian- could law enforcement be abolished since Christians can be trusted to uphold the highest standard of moral conduct at all times?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:34:37 -0800

If everyone became Christian- could law enforcement be abolished since Christians can be trusted to uphold the highest standard of moral conduct at all times?

If history is any indication, if everyone became a Christian there would be plenty of people burned at the stake based on accusations of heresey and witchcraft.

Answer to How would you punish your kid for abusing your credit card?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:20:43 -0800

How would you punish your kid for abusing your credit card?

Make them sleep in the car.

Answer to What do Barack and Michelle Obama do together?

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:41:42 -0800

What do Barack and Michelle Obama do together?

Study socialist literature and forge illegal birth certificates.

Answer to Where can I date big&beautiful women?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:42:00 -0800

Where can I date big&beautiful women?

McDonalds

Answer to What does El Nino mean as it relates to skiing on the West Coast?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:37:07 -0800

What does El Nino mean as it relates to skiing on the West Coast?

It's Spanish for "The Nino".

Answer to I like this boy i think he likes me what do i do

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:04:37 -0800

I like this boy i think he likes me what do i do

Show him your boobies.

Answer to Why are people buying gold now....

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:38:43 -0800

Why are people buying gold now....

Because Glenn Beck says to on his show....but wait, who are Glenn Beck's sponsors?

Answer to When you enter the political section of answerbag, what do you encounter most often?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:31:46 -0800

When you enter the political section of answerbag, what do you encounter most often?

Intellectual sharing of views from the liberal posters and fear and hatemongering from *some* of the Conservative posters.

Answer to What is your favorite Fred Simmons quote?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:40:38 -0800

What is your favorite Fred Simmons quote?

"Your weakness is disgusting to me."

Answer to Can anyone name a PS3 game that isn't a shoot shoot bang bang drop dead game?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:36:17 -0800

Can anyone name a PS3 game that isn't a shoot shoot bang bang drop dead game?

Oblivion

Answer to When babies go to Heaven aren't they scared and lonely? They don't know anyone there.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:34:23 -0800

When babies go to Heaven aren't they scared and lonely? They don't know anyone there.

Babies don't go to Heaven because they are born with sin ("for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God") and they have not asked forgiveness from the Lord Jesus Christ ("I am the Way, The Truth, and the Life"). So, babies who die go to Hell like all other unrepentant...

Answer to What is your favorite Fred Simmons quote?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:17:58 -0800

What is your favorite Fred Simmons quote?

"Meditation is terrific and all, but I've never heard of it saving anyone from a gang rape type situation. Meditate on that. Rape."

Answer to how to stop the private part area from turning black?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:13:25 -0800

how to stop the private part area from turning black?

I've been asking myself this same question for months!

Answer to Who is the best martial arts fighter ever?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:11:51 -0800

Who is the best martial arts fighter ever?

Fred Simmons Here are some excellent Fred Simmons quotes: "Your weakness is disgusting to me." "If you were in prison, you'd be raped because you exude feminine qualities. You're also a big ole fat piece of ass." "Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real." ...

Answer to Who is the best college football team

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:56:59 -0800

Who is the best college football team

The Alabama State Elephants looked pretty good this season.