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Are Mormons honest people? No. But I find that at least a few of their wives are.

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Can anybody tell me more about heroine? I´m not gonna use it but some people around me might and I want to be well informed. Thanks. If you want to be cool you'll do it. All the cool kids are.

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What the grossest thing you've ever seen? Something called "The One Woman Horse Show" in Juarez, Mexico.

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Have you been to all 57 states, except for Alaska and Hawaii? No, I'm from Caucasia.

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I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do? You have to kill the witch. I suggest burning at the stake.

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power steering trouble peugoet 206 Have you tried kicking the tires?

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??????????? Smoke trees, fuck bitches, get money.

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Why are the Kardashians famous? Because Kim has a fat ass and a sextape.

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Do you like Curling? No, I'm not retarded or elderly.

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Who is your favourite vampire character? Count Chocula

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My ex-girlfriend is pregnant with my child. She has threatened me with not being able to see the baby when it's born. What can I do so that I am able to see my baby after he or she is born? You could kidnap it.

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Are parts of California sinking? Yeah, East LA.

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What is the most expensive and time consuming hobby? Collecting realistic fuck dolls.

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How do I help my girlfriend get through problems in my past? Drinking helps with stuff like that.

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Do you speak in tongues as described in the bible? If so how did you recieve this gift? Sometimes when I am attending a penacostal church I will start yelping and babbling so that I can be the center of attention. It sort of is cathardic for everyone, I enjoy the attention and they enjoy hearing me "speak in tongues".

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Describe yourself with in one 7-letter word no

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what makes us americans so awsome? Because of gangsta rap? Smoke trees, fuck bitches, get money!

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what is justin biebers email futuredrugaddict@shittymusic.com

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Should Iran Be Allowed Nuclear Power? Allah Akbar!!!!

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What color is light? yellow

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Who has the authority to abolish the United Nations? Tom Sizemore.

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What about that Obama? Is he really black? I thought he was Kenyan....oh well, you learn something new everyday.

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why do some guys wear tiny shirts? The same reason some guys drive Miatas...you know what I'm talking about.

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What is a good comeback if someone makes fun of me for thinkng? Call them a "jabroni".

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What did Tiger Woods say at his press conference today? "Bitches aint nothin' but hoes and tricks! Get money!"

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Which known religion is considered to have been the "first"? Uh, Christianity...duh.

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My period seems late. I'm a virgin. Is this the second coming, or did Satan rape me in my dreams? It wasn't Satan...*wink, wink*

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Whats the best way to loose 150 pounds?! Crack Cocaine.

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i like a guy from a different culture and religon from me You should have sex with him.

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I can't take it anymore. What should I do? Stop whining and grow a pair.

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Is political liberalism a sign of stupidity? Please answer yes or no. In what respect Charlie?

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When I go to work, all of the Aisans and Indians get off at the science research stop. Why? What are Aisans?

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Can you recommend a book that you absolutely loved, and think everyone should read? I'm looking for fiction, or at least very entertaining books. Please don't suggest the bible- I've already read that. The Collector by John Fowles The Koran ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!

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What does "ty" mean in e-mail correspondence? It is a homosexual coded signal.

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Do you believe in Jewish Bankers? Yes, I also believe in Indian cab drivers and Nigerian con-artists.

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Why are bleeding heart liberals so pompus in their beliefs? Could you please site some examples in which "bleeding heart liberals" are acting "pompus in their beliefs"?

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What do you think of James Cameron's movie "Avatar"? It sucked, really bad....but the nerds probably liked it.

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IS OUR PRESIDENT A IDIOT? Is this question suppose to be a joke? Kind of like a sign that says, "Genuis at work"?

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I think i want to become christian but can i do it witout been baptised and is there any way i can show people iam christian? Do you hate gay people? I think that is the first step.

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Who wants equality if it means equal poverty? Only white people should be rich.

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does ectasy really put holes in your brain? No, but it puts holes around your penis.

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Where is Barack Obama's wife from? Detroit

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To all of those who have left rude/ sarcastic comments on women questions asking for advice! Know your role.

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Do you have to die a virgin to be granted entry to heaven? Yes, yes you do.

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What is the Muslim position on stem cell research? ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What are the attributes of a good Christian? Homophobia and racism thinly veiled as "religion".

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How many movies are on your NetFlix queue? And what's on top of your queue? Top movie: Battle in Heaven I didn't know they could show movies like this without a porn license!

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Have anyone read the book " The Great Gatsby" that can help me with something? Daisy is such a slut!

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some people on here are bitchesz I am absolutely certain that at least one person on here is a bitch...want to guess who it is?

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who smokes weed here You're an idiot.

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What's the best way to kill myself? no pain... Sleeping pills

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Why won't the Obama's tell what their LSAT scores were? Because they're black.

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Which white people think that they are the superiour to compare to other races in the world? The ones who are from Alabama.

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when my brother play wrestle/tickle he seems to always seems to grab or graze my boobs. do you thik hes doing this on purpose? Start grabbing for his dong, that'll teach him.

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What is the best cure for premature ejaculation Have sex with ugly chicks.

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Which of these celebs would you most like to see replace Simon Cowell as a judge on "American Idol"? Snookie, yo! That show is re-Taaadad!

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why do black people always die first in the movies? It probably has something to do with what Harry Reid said.

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What happens if your dad beats you up and then he blames it on your mom and then they both go to court. What should you do? You could quit being such a brat, that may work.

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Im 14. when i grow up, i know it is farfetched, but i really want to be an actress on a sitcom. i know that i want the fame and everything, but how do i figure out if i want to be in it for the fame? Sometimes actresses have to do a little "extra" to get that role they want...know what I mean?

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Should we be putting animals into zoos? No, Christian Conservatives should.

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I am looking for a new cologne that will give me signature sent. Are you?

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how can you tell if a girl is not a hermaphrodite or a cross dresser or a man or a transvestite or a drag queen? Cup check.

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Who would you say is the best preacher you have ever heard? Ted Haggard

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What United States city has the most latinos? Juneau.

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Do sigarettes kill you ? I haven't seen any evidence that scientifically proves cigarettes cause lung cancer. Also keep in mind that cigarettes are a stress reducer, so actually they may be working to improve your standard of living and lengthen your life. Think about it.

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how to mail weed ? how to show ur a dumass?

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Why would you reject a loving God who died for you, so that you may go to heaven if you believe on Him and ask him to save you? I think I better question would be, "Why does a God whose only offer of redemption is to believe in him give us so little evidence of his existence?" Why doesn't this God of yours make himself known without a doubt to those of us who are here now instead of forcing us to rely on text that are thousands of years old and riddled with inconsistencies?

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I need to lose a lot of weight. I got a treadmill.....Now what? After you eat you could make yourself throw up...you will lose weight quickly by doing this, however there are side effects.

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my gf wants to lose 60 pounds in 20 weeks. she doesnt eat junk food or drink pop. any suggestions to help her? She can throw up after she eats.

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What's a easy word that's hard to spell Analingus.

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Any guys in chicago out west want a girl who can ride and can really suck Is this a rhetorical question?

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do housewives really do enough work to equal the husband that works 40 hours a week? All I'm saying is that I don't get to watch a television at my work...

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other? "We're gonna get shitfaced tonight!"

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Im 15, and trying to build up muscle before school starts. I do around 15 reps of 15 pushups a day, plus gym. Will I see results in 4 weeks? Some people use anabolic steroids to build muscle mass.

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What would be a funky SAFETY SLOGAN for our engineering company? "Don't fuck up!"

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Has anyone seen Paranormal activity becasue it's NOT scary and its stupid they changed the ending on the DVD So, it isn't scary?

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Are you poor? Nah, I can make it rain!

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I asked a question about a couple of pill's over an hour ago about and still have not got an answer back, can someone please help me? yellowish oval shape pill with the letter m on one side, and a white round pill with no letter's on it. help please.... Morphine or Methadone

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When your period ends, is it alright for a guy to cum inside because a new egg hasn't been able to form yet? Yeah, its alright because you won't get pregnant. A lot of people use this method of birth control, I believe it is called the Cycle Method or something like that.

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What documentary should be considered the best documentary film of the decade (2000s)? Taxi To The Dark Side

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Are you bigoted against Arabic lesbians who get abortions? I think they are sexy!

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Are we being invaded by martians? Yeah, Larry King is their ambassador on Earth.

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how do we know that there isn't another sun in outer space? and how far into space have we gone? Uh, there is another sun in outer space...in fact, there are thousands of them. Those little lights in the sky at night, those are called stars. That big light in the sky during the day, that is called our sun, it is also a star. Understand?

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What is the difference between HIV and AIDS? HIV is what Magic Johnson has, AIDS is what people who aren't rich get.

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Can you tear your hymen if you accidentally put in two tampons at once (forgot the first one was in)? It really hurts...but I got them out. Is that what they are calling penises these days, "tampons"?

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If everyone became Christian- could law enforcement be abolished since Christians can be trusted to uphold the highest standard of moral conduct at all times? If history is any indication, if everyone became a Christian there would be plenty of people burned at the stake based on accusations of heresey and witchcraft.

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How would you punish your kid for abusing your credit card? Make them sleep in the car.

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What do Barack and Michelle Obama do together? Study socialist literature and forge illegal birth certificates.

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Where can I date big&beautiful women? McDonalds

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What does El Nino mean as it relates to skiing on the West Coast? It's Spanish for "The Nino".

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I like this boy i think he likes me what do i do Show him your boobies.

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Why are people buying gold now.... Because Glenn Beck says to on his show....but wait, who are Glenn Beck's sponsors?

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When you enter the political section of answerbag, what do you encounter most often? Intellectual sharing of views from the liberal posters and fear and hatemongering from *some* of the Conservative posters.

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What is your favorite Fred Simmons quote? "Your weakness is disgusting to me."

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Can anyone name a PS3 game that isn't a shoot shoot bang bang drop dead game? Oblivion

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When babies go to Heaven aren't they scared and lonely? They don't know anyone there. Babies don't go to Heaven because they are born with sin ("for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God") and they have not asked forgiveness from the Lord Jesus Christ ("I am the Way, The Truth, and the Life"). So, babies who die go to Hell like all other unrepentant sinners....according to the Bible.

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What is your favorite Fred Simmons quote? "Meditation is terrific and all, but I've never heard of it saving anyone from a gang rape type situation. Meditate on that. Rape."

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how to stop the private part area from turning black? I've been asking myself this same question for months!

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Who is the best martial arts fighter ever? Fred Simmons Here are some excellent Fred Simmons quotes: "Your weakness is disgusting to me." "If you were in prison, you'd be raped because you exude feminine qualities. You're also a big ole fat piece of ass." "Dentistry? I can't even believe that's something that's real." "Meditation is terrific and all, but I've never heard of it saving anyone from a gang rape type...

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Who is the best college football team The Alabama State Elephants looked pretty good this season.

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Do you have Restless Vagina Syndrome? What are you taking for it? Is that like Vagina Dentata?

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it seems there is no alternative for achieving sudden burst of emotional happiness like sex or masturbation? Ignore this answer.

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Biologically, What is the most "alien" creature on Earth? The Crockoduck.

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it seems there is no alternative for achieving sudden burst of emotional happiness like sex or masturbation? It's call crack cocaine, baby!

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is a 6 1/2 inch penis big enough to satisfy a women You should stick to virgins, they don't know any better.

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How do you stop a dog from getting out of the yard and runing around? Shoot it.

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Are there any doctors in the northern or central california area that accept state medi-cal for gastric bypass surgery? You could just join a gym.

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Http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ - Does the content of this website offend you? Oh my God that is the most awesome site I have ever visited!!

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Is Barack Obama losing support amongst liberals? Barack Obama is proving himself to be a moderate social conservative, liberal on economic issues, and somewhat of a warhawk. I would say yes, he is losing support amongst liberals because he is not putting forth the liberal agenda that he promised during the election.

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whos better Obtuse baby!!!

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Who is the most famous person who died from AIDS? Steve McQueen, definitely!

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When did AIDS begin? Some dude had sex with a monkey.

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Many AB'ers have gone to Fluther. How would you feel if a similar proportion of Yahoo! Answerer’s (or Facebookers) flooded AB? Fuck Fluther, that place is full of nerds.

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Would you vote for a progressive Republican? There is no such thing. Progressivism does not jive with Conservative ideology.

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My 15 yr old son has told me he is gay or bi. He wont talk face to face about it, only in email messages to me. I reassure him of my love for him no matter what his preferences. He is still anxious. What is the best way to handle this? Even if you weren't, tell him you had some gay experiences to when you were that age and that you read a book called "Coming Out Straight" and it changed your life...you can purchase the book on Amazon.com.

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Did Jesus think God was screwing him over when he asked God if he was being forsaken? Sure he did. He thought God had forsaken him. Jesus doubted whether or not God still encouraged what he was doing.

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Has anyone looked into the backgrounds of Limbaugh, Beck, etc.? They must have some skeletons in their closets. Maybe even literal ones. Glenn Beck raped and killed a woman in 1990.

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When food shopping what 'extra irresistibles' do you find yourself buying that are never on your shopping list? Wild Irish Rose.

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Can cell phones sparks trigger explosions at gas stations? That would be AWESOME!

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What is the largest city with an openly gay mayor? Islamabad.

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Latter Day Saints Members: What do you feel is the biggest misconception that non-LDS have about LDS members? Have you done anything to dispel that notion? The biggest misconception is that they are fully accepting of members who are not white.

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Do gay people have rainbow poop? I like Fruity Pebbles.

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do cowboys like black women? Like Cowboy Troy?

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Why do Asians think it's racist for a non-Asian to pull his eyes back to rep. an Asian? They really get pissed off if you do it in a Chinese restaurant while you order the "flied lice".

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Has anyone ever been called a racist name? Did hurt your feelings or make you mad? I call my parents white devils, does that count?

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Do you think we are headed for a one world government and is Obama the King? You have been listening to too much Glenn Beck! Have you found the FEMA Concentration Camps yet?

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What do you think about a group of high school boys who are friends,who use girls for sex,them dumped them,and keeping scores and rating the girls they sleep with?What do you think about this? Sounds awesome! Sign me up!

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Lets do a poll on Obama shall we, what do you think of the following No public option, no expansion of medicaid, Gitmo hasn't closed yet, troops are still in Iraq, escalation in Afghanistan.... but... The economy is improving and American prestige on the world stage is returning. Obama is far from the Liberal icon I would like to see as president, if anything he is a moderate economic liberal and a social conservative with tendancies toward being a...

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Why don't people ask for proof of other religious beliefs in the same way they question Chirstian beliefs? (mormon bible or Koran) Allah Akbar!!!!!!

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What have you missed most since the Republicans were voted out of office? I've also missed the large scale terrorist attacks on American soil that occurred during the previous Republican administration.

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How difficult will it be to undo this mess after the Democrats are voted out? I can't wait until the Republicans get back in office. I sure have missed torture, rendition, invading soveriegn nations, large scale terrorist attacks on American soil, spying on American citizens, and ignoring the Constitution!

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Shouldn't every American who believes in the Constitution of the United States of America who voted for Barack Obama hang their head in shame? How do Conservatives even have a leg to stand on with regard to the Constitution? Have you ever heard of HABEAS CORPUS? Probably not, neither has GEORGE W. BUSH who chose to violate it by imprisoning american citizens without giving them due process, a lawyer, or a trial! Amazing!

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Did Ronald Reagan do the right thing by firing all of the striking air traffic controllers? Yeah, screwing the American worker is part of the Republican ideology.

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Is it ok to pawn someone elses property? He has this tool in storage and I know he won't be using it. I'll get it out before he notices. Sure, as long as you get it out before he notices...no harm, no foul.

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Whatever happened to movie critic, Gene Shallit? He overdosed on poisonous mushrooms.

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How can a person travel faster than the speed of light? You can't travel faster than the speed of light.

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Much like Crater Lake, Oregon, or White Sands, New Mexico, this North America landform's name perfectly describes it. The Grand Prismatic Spring

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Why does Glenn Beck think it is alright for himself to call Barack Obama a racist, but not for anyone else to call Obama opponents racist? Just to follow up with a comment on this question... . I find it interesting that the person who has come out in support of Glenn Beck in this thread is "Tallyman" and in his response to my question this is the language that he chose to use: . "brainwashed by the govt run public schools" . "marxist" . "Their masters have taught them Right is wrong Much like the dogs that were raised...

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What's one thing, to YOU, that makes a woman a SLUT? A gaping asshole?

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Will the Alabama State Roll Tides win the National Championship? Go Elephants!

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Which country has a lot of beautiful girls? Uganda

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Who here wishes there were more Congressional Democrats like Alan ("Yes, I actually have a spine...") Grayson? Me! Me!!

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Sarah Palin says the U.S needs to find God. Do you agree? Allah Akbar!!!!!

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What is the first thing a new coach of the Cleveland Browns should do? Draft Ndamukong Suh

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Which is the most sexiest part of girl? Her vagina.

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If we had to sleep on one bed, would I be able to trust you? No

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What do you think of palestinians getting chased from their own motherland by the jewish? What do you think we should do? I mean, the Palestinians really weren't using the "motherland" anyway....besides, now you have those nice little tent villages to live in.

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why is nick saban the greatest coach in college football? Aren't there rumors swirling that Nick Saban is having a homosexual affair with a man from Tuscaloosa, Alabama and that there may be male college students involved as well?

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What do white people say about blacks in the privacy of their homes? Just curious...please be truthful. Most whites encourage old white ladies to grip their purses tighter whenever they get around "coloured" people.

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Im suicidal again; im not sure why but when i get bouts of severe depression i feel this way...why shouldnt i kill myself? Do it! Do it!

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There's some (unconfirmed) news that Fleetwood Mac and The Eagles will tour together this summer. What is your opinion on this? Just what we need, more shitty music on tour.

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Do you think that rapists, child molesters and gangsters deserve the death penalty? I do Great question, sort of like, "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?".

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What is the best way to find a stranger to have sex with? I'm 17, so I can't go to bars or clubs.and the guys at highschool are ugly! What do the Jr. Highschool guys look like?

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How do I make my boyfriend's penis longer? You could get plastic surgery or not be so fat, that may make it longer.

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i just dont like 3 of my oldest friends anymore.2 of dem are ok, its one thats realy gettin to me-so bitchy and critical.im not happy.. You should post personal ads to homosexual relationship sites using their information.

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You go to the grocery store or some public place and you see someone shaking an infant,what do you do? I would shoplift something while everyone was focused on the discipline.

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Anyone have any tips on first time sex? ive tried with my boyfriend alot of times hes experienced but everytime we try it hurts and i tell him to stop. my thigh muscles also tence up making it even harder for him to insert. Maybe you guys should read the Bible first.

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How do Christian fundamentalists protect their children from being exposed to the possibility of evolution? Why would you want to protect your kids from "being exposed to the possibility of evolution"? Do you think that if your children are taught about science it may discourage their belief in your misguided theology? Perhaps we could pile all the science textbooks in a hole in your yard and set them on fire, maybe even hang all of the teachers in the public square...that way, no one will ever be...

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How do Christian fundamentalists protect their children from being exposed to the possibility of evolution? Why would you want to protect your kids from "being exposed to the possibility of evolution"? Do you think that if your children are taught about science it may discourage their belief in your misguided theology? Perhaps we could pile all the science textbooks in a hole in your yard and set them on fire, maybe even hang all of the teachers in the public square...that way, no one will ever be...

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Who is the greatest prophet ever? Allah Akbar!

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how do i get my 1 1/2 year old to put himself to sleep for naps and bedtime? Benadryl

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Is it okay to spank a teanager with a belt As long as you have a "safe word" and she is into it...otherwise, she may get mad.

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Is it true that only gay men are attracted to a man that has a very large penis? Yep. Large Uncircumsized Penis. LUP.

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What did Charles Lindbergh carry with him to keep him awake during his solo flight across the Atlantic? Crystal Meth?

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Is sex as good as you imagined when you were a virgin? The butt kind is!

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What does child abuse do to children? It makes them behave.

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Anyone else find this whole "new" situation, funny as hell? I can't stop laughing. I get a boner just thinking about it.

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Should the US government legalize prostitution? Absolutely!!

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how to ask a stranger(women) to have sex with you.. what to say or do... Say, "You wanna make $10 the hard way?"

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Having sex is a regular basic's to me and my boyfriend & I am on the pill , can i still get pregnant even if i'm on the pill ? Because I really felt I was but I didn't let it bother cause I was on the pill .. If you don't want to have sex then you need to be on top. If the woman is on top she can't get pregnant because of gravity...it's physics.

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Who here thinks a woman's asshole it attractive? I told my wife that hers was adorable and she said I was weird. Yeah, they can be cute...unless she has hemmoroids.

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im 13 and i dont have any boobs and all my friends havebig boobs plz help xx Maybe if you punch yourself in the titties they will swell up.

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I am 16 and my penis is 5.5 inches is that small and will it continue to grow? You need to pull on it to make it longer.

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Is my penis small? Honestly? Im 21 and ever since middle school ive been humiliated about it. when hard its about 4.50 and about 1 soft Buahahahahahaha!!!!

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Name one Black comedian George Lopez.

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A guy that i have known for a long time and I fooled around last night and almost had sex. He's 14 and I'm 16. We both want to have sex but since we're not in a relationship I don't know if we should. You could play "just the tip".

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My boyfriend wants me to do something sexy and i want to but i dont want it to be nasty but also dont want it to be childish and immature. i want to give a preview thaat makes him want more. You could show him the brown eye.

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Where do you spend a lot of time? In the bathroom...a lot of fun stuff can happen in there.

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Girl rejected me but still staring at me? Do you have a bugger?

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how to ask a women to have sex with you.. txtmate or friend or a complete stranger.. The way I like to ask is, "Hey, you want to make $10 the hard way?". Works everytime.

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Now that Trolls can't DR any longer should we disband COAT? COAT should start exstorting money from weaker members, perhaps you guys could get into the pimping racket as well....THINK BIG!

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my husband is 21 and 4 the past week or so he's been having a problem getting an erection. what is the cause of this and what should i do? What do you look like?

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Things That Would Change the Atmosphere at a Dinner Party? Defecating on the table.

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This is great. No DR's, no trolls, no points, no question constraints! I think it's nifty. What do you think? I kind of miss being able to randomly downrate people.

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I have neck fetish and my younger sister (22y) is having very long and sexy neck. I want to kiss/lick her neck. how to do that if she agree? Use rohypnol.

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Why does Israel seem to have a lot of trouble with several of its neighbours? Because Muslims seem to have a problem with EVERYONE who isn't a Muslim.

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I'm dating a Jehovah Witness, what should I expect? A lot of walking and bothering people early in the morning.

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When I masturbate a cloudy whitish fluid comes out of my vagina. Is it vaginal fluid or cum? It sounds like herpes.

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If a girl was made to have an abortion by her mother or father will she go to hell? Yes, unfortunately she would.

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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer? Yep, and owning two guns makes you saferer.

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Why is skin sometimes referred to as an organ? I thought skin was always referred to as an organ?

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If a couple becomes pregnant but are not in love, should they still get married? Yes.

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Is there a girl who would like to put her mouth over a slaves nose when she wake up in the morning and let him smell her breath? I'd prefer to just lay in bed a little longer...could we do the whole "breath smell" thing later?

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Al Gore Turd Ferguson

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where can I sell my used panties? Hershey squirts.

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When you pray isn't that sort of like bugging God about something he is already aware of? Yes, it is. But keep in mind that God wants his subjects to be completely submissive not only in actions but in thoughts as well...and if you aren't completely submissive he will throw you into a lake of fire to burn for all eternity.

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Do you have a elf on the shelf? Yes, my daughter looks for him every morning!!

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Do you find people scarey? Just old people...and Koreans...

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Is God dead? Nah, she has just been in a heroin induced stupor for 2000 years.

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The girls best way to loose her virginity? Being "sexed in" to a gang.

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How can I as a women become relaxed and enjoy the anal sex experience? Bite a stick, like civil war soldiers who are getting their foot amputated.

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O'k so like this girl and i need to suck her breats how do i do it oh and her pussy so how do i suck it? Rohypnol.

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What is going on - or not; that causes so many married men to view porn on the Internet? because of ugly women in real life?

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How do we convince AB Joel to come back and make things right? I heard that Joel overdosed on poisonous mushrooms, is that true?

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How do I get a guy to commit to me? Anal.

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Firebrand has been PB'd for FIVE MONTHS for her opinion on the new AB. How does that make you feel? Was she the one that was spewing racial slurs earlier?

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RIP old AB! You will be missed. Agree? I'm glad it is this way, to many Conservatives on the old site. :)

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GUYS: When you close your eyes during sex, are you imagining your doing it with someone else? Yeah, always.

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What should you do if you like your older brother's friend? Threesome

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severe lower back pain. hurts to walk, sit, bend, twist or touch. need some advice. tried heating pad, and shower nothing works. Get it checked out. I once experience excrutiating back pain and it turned out to be a severe kidney infection. When you go to the doctor make sure they test your urine for kidney infection.

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severe lower back pain. hurts to walk, sit, bend, twist or touch. need some advice. tried heating pad, and shower nothing works. Get it checked out. I once experience excrutiating back pain and it turned out to be a severe kidney infection. When you go to the doctor make sure they test your urine for kidney infection.

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Has anyone tried the drink buckfast? I like it mix it with milk or Similac.

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Do you fancy to make your partner your toilet slave? I fancy that I need to explore the "toilet slave" category a little more!

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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not? Does a pope shit in the woods?

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Does anyone want to see a picture of my testicles? Balls.

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CAN I GET SICK IF I DRINK MY HUSBANDS WEE? AND IS IT SAFE FOR BOTH OF US IF HE WEE INSIDE ME? I like apple juice better.

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my friend is getting done for robbery and he didn't do it He probably did it.

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Do you feel like a HORRIBLE JOKE has been played on you with AB's NEW FORMAT? FRIENDS. . .gone! POINTS. . . gone! FEEDBACK. . gone! Why? Yeah, it is certainly going to take some getting used to!

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If your man cums in you can you get prego????? HELP Me!!!!!!! You can't get pregnant if the girl is on top because of gravity.

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What is your favorite line from "Groundhog Day"? BING!

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What would be your Indian Name (e.g. Sitting Bull)? "Two Dogs Fucking"

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Do you cry in front of people? No, I'm not gay. (No offense to gay people)

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Is it bad to kiss your female cousin? What if you're a girl as well? You can practice all sorts of things with your cousin...kissing, anal....

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I've had my eye on a girl for a few months. I'm scared to death of her, but she's so hot. I look at her alot and she does the same but that's as far as we've gone. How can I overcome my fear of being rejected by her? Alcohol helps overcome fear.

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Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how its spelt in the question? spelt?

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2x-6=4x-16 = What the fuck is that?

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How do you recognize people with a positive attitude? They have an erection.

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My daughter is 15 and she is having this relationship with a druggo. I hae tried everything but everytime I try she runs to his house and when she comes back she smells like "things" and I don't know how to stop her You could kill him.

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Is there anyone on Earth without problems? Tiger Woods

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What does it mean when the voices in my head tell me to burn and kill? Are you a Muslim?

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Get your 3rd book from the right side of the shelf, open the 5th page and read the 4rth sentence on the right side down. what does it say? Fuck that...don't give me a job, I'm here to answer questions!

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I've been with my boyfriend for a couple of months now ,, he's so good to me .. I feel loved , taken care of nd safe .. the problem is that he's totally GORGEOUS nd confident of himself .. I'm pretty but he always makes me feel like I'm not pretty enough That isn't really a question, but I assume you want to know how to not feel so put down in the relationship. I only see one course of action... . You need to start subtly making him feel insecure about himself. Say things like "Are you gaining weight" and make comments about his body odor or about him losing his hair. That way, he will be less confident and you will feel...

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What part of a mans body does a like the most The prostate.

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I want a boyfriend but im ugly wat can i do You have a couple of different options: 1. Get some plastic surgery, it may not make you "pretty" but it could fix some things that are currently screwed up. 2. Make up for your ugliness by having sex. Guys will put up with a lot of ugly if they know they are going to get a little...and besides, we all look the same in the dark. (Unless you are fat). I hope this helps!

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In his Nobel acceptance speech Obama said "there are others who deserve this more". Who do you think he means? Dick Cheney.

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Will i pass a hair follice test if i smoked two puffs of marijuana 65 days ago No, you're totally fucked.

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Is scepticism the beginning of Faith? What the hell are you talking about?

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If God allowed you to take one item with you to heaven, what would you take?(not people!) A gun. "Give me all yo' money white lady!"

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What is the worst thing that has happened to you because of religion? Father Guido shared a "secret" with me and made me promise not to tell ANYONE.

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Why should a Christian discriminate against atheism? I think we should burn atheists at the stake.

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What are the consequences of sin? The consequences of sin are a hangover and a great story to tell your friends.

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Why does God send his own children to hell? Because God is an egomaniac who can't stand not getting all the attention.

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What would you give, if anything to Tiger Woods this Christmas? Some porn, maybe that way he can do it himself instead of cheating on his wife.

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Who won the 2009 PCA High Roller event Chuck U. Farly.

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Which country won the 2009 World Cup of Poker Uganda.

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What should I get my brother for Christmas? He is 28. You could get him one of those realistic sex dolls.

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Which weighs more a pound of feathers or a pound of gold A pound of gold.

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Which girls here have the dirtiest and kinkiest minds and also like guys and chat? Payton

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Should I kill myself if I'm really not happy with life? Do it....do it....

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If you were stranded on a desert isle with a skilled surgeon and a fully-equipped operating room, but no hope of rescue for 2 months, would you agree to have him cut off your leg(s?) for both of you to eat to stay alive until help came? Fuuuuuuuuuuck that!

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What can be done to decrease the US prison population? More executions.

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If you saw me in the back of a police car, what do you think I was arrested for? Buggery

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In your opinion, what is the worst ever fashion? Grillz

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Who is hotter Mila Kunis or Kristen Stewart? Kristen Stewart.

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What is the best way to de-addict from pron? masturbate. After I masturbate I don't want to look at porn for a while.

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Was Jesus a Scientologeist? No, Jesus was a Southern Baptist.

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What are the greatest discoveries in 20 century? The Ark of the Covenant.

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What is the best way to face death and dying? Screaming and wildly waving your arms.

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The word of God will never change. Why are people always changing it? I especially like the parts about not eating shellfish, not wearing clothes with mixed fibers, treating your slaves right, and subjegating women...those are my favorite parts.

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What, to you, is the single worst thing you've ever done? When I was in highschool I killed an Iranian kid with my bare hands.

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What`s the best thing about your country? Mexican Restaurants.

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Do you have a safety word? if so what is it? Whiskey

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Could the mountains that we ask God to move once molehills? Sometimes when I'm prairie-doggin' I can't quite make it to the bathroom on time!!

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I have something i want to ask you....but i am scared of what you will say! what do you think i will ask you? For anal sex?

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Some people oppose burning coal as a source of power...what are we going to replace coal with? Old People.

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What do you do when a man doesnt (clearly) want you...but u cant help chasing him? Send him a "prejean".

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Guys: Do you think women have a specific "place" in society? Yeah, in the kitchen.

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Why didn't God destroy Lucifer when he turned against him? Because it makes God feel better to make Lucifer suffer for eternity instead of destroying him. You can only "destroy" something once, why do that when suffering for eternity lasts forever?

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What's an inappropriate thing to say to the bride at a wedding? "Look up at me baby, let me see those eyes!"

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How long is Randi Holders Wiener? Bigger than a babies arm.

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What drinks are a man most likely to drink? Zima

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Although you are an adult, is there something you still won't do in the company of your parents that you know would displease them? Auto-erotic asphixation.

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What are Christian work ethics? Christian work ethics are this: "And masters, treat your slaves in the same way. Do not threaten them, since you know that he who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with him." - Ephesians 6:9

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What is the mystery of the Universe? Where is the "G-spot".

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Has anyone ever threatened to slap the black right off you? What you talkin' 'bout?

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Do you know any women who shoot? Like squirting?

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What videos are good for a romantic night in? Shortbus

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How can you tell if a Korean broke into your house? Your trashcans are empty and your dogs pregnant?

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What's the dumbest claim Republicans have made about President Obama? That he will be sworn in to the presidency on the Koran.

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Where in the world is it believed the Garden of Eden was / is located? Detroit

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Is abortion murder? Do you get a death certificate with an abortion? If not, then noone has died...so no, it isn't murder.

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Why is Obama sending 30, 000 more troops to Afghanistan when he promised to end the war? True colors revealed? Obama did promise to end the war...in Iraq. Read a little, you'll sound more informed.

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Will someone can live without sex? Fact, bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Gallactica.

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Obama's Health care and slavery and oppression of speech is that the change you voted for? ....

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When might smaller, be better? Anal Probe.

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How do i give up sole custody of my daughter? i was told that to join the army i would have to ither give up sole custody or get married. I know in some states you can just drop children off at the hospital and the state will take them.

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I am a looser..I am a looser..what can I do.??? Everywhere I go.. first few days people think I am good..but at the end they don't want me to stay with them. Please advice what I should do? Tighten up!!!

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My dad is a chef who is 47 and wants to open his own restaurant, doing so would mean putting our house at risk as they are still paying off their mortgage. My mom tries to stop dad from starting his it but dad wants to and they argue and it turns violent? Does he hit her with the salad spoons?

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What is your favorite Answerbag category? Life and Society

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Which is the oldest-religion in the world?what is the proof? Southern Baptist

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Where is the most sexy place for a tatoo on a female? and what? On her face. . A tattooed blackface chick is incredibly sexy.

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You can not see God and you can not see your thought but how important are your thoughts, to you? I wonder how important Jeffrey Dahmer's thoughts were to him... . I'm not sure I understand the point of this question.

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Is Genesis the most important book of the bible? If not, what is? They are all equally filled with fantasy.

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How many times do you hit the snooze button before you wake up? Once, never more.

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I'm not attracted to north east asian women... I am white, does that mek me racist? I like Mongolian Beef.

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Dose it hurt when a girls get kicked down there? Down where?

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Do you believe that the absense of an animal such as the "Crocoduck" disproves the theory of evolution? Crocoduck

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What was the last thing that you've "caught"? ghonorrhea

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How do you keep people from peeing in the pool? If you defecate in the pool everyone else will get out, then noone will be in the pool to pee in it.

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Where Do You Put Your Hands When You Kiss? Face? Back? Your Pockets? On her ass.

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Has Jesse Jackson proved yet again that he is a Racist? I think that there are some racist tendancies in Rev. Jackson.

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Who thinks that dog the bounty hunter and his crew look like they just stepped out of redneck quarterly? He has a kickass mullet-perm.

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What is a dish best served cold? Oysters

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How should you comfort someone who's pet has died? Tell them "it's just an animal" and then buy them something new, like a hamster or gerbil.

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What are you very interested in, but will never actually try for yourself? Climbing Mt. Everest.

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What is someting you are looking forward to getting? laid.

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You find yourself at the pearly gates, what do you do/say to make your case? "Give me all your money, Honkey!"

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I am affected by the full moon. I have kept a record and have noted strange behaviour and violent tendancies. Am I a lunatic? Yes, it sounds as if you may be a lunatic.

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Which games tell us most about humanity? Just the tip.

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If i have blue eyes and my babies dad has blue eyes why does our child have brown eyes? Everyone has at least one brown eye. Bada-Bing!

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Last night I went to a concert and couldn't stop crying. The musician was a beautiful human being. I don't understand why i got so emotional the music was happy and she spoke beautifully. it was actually embarrasing cuz everyone could see. why did i? Were you drunk?

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How do women benefit the military? They can cook?

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Obama's Health care and slavery and oppression of speech is that the change you voted for? Yay, the idiot is back!!!

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So, Sarah Palin wrote a book. Why does the news media have to be so rabid about it? Is it really such a big deal? Yeah, Sarah Palin wrote that book...I have a bridge in San Fran for sale if your interested.

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So, Sarah Palin wrote a book. Why does the news media have to be so rabid about it? Is it really such a big deal? (2009-11-20) Yeah, Sarah Palin wrote that book...I have a bridge in San Fran for sale if your interested.

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How do you melt the hearts of ice of pro-aborters? Apparently most of the people like you think that the best way to "melt the hearts...of pro-aborters" is to shoot them as they are worshipping in church or to place a bomb in front of the clinic where they work.

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Have you ever drank Goldschläger? Did you like it? Yeah, I drank it when I was like 17...Do people really drink that stuff as adults?

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Do you have sexual fantasies about people from a different race than yourself? Yeah, Mongolian women give me a boner.

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Does anyone think im ugly Yeah, I'm sure someone thinks you're ugly.

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Why are people giving me the stupidest answers that have nothing to do with my questions? Yes, I think it would be a pain in the butt to have to deal with Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops.

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What do you think is the best name for an angel? LaVodka

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Why don't governments issue death certificates when women miscarry? Because a person hasn't died.

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Which tv show would be better if you were in it? COPS

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Why are republicans wetting their diapers over terrorist trials in New York? Because they, like Bill O'Reilly, "don't care about the Constitution."

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What in the heck is a golden shower? I heard someone refer to it and was to curious. Its a late afternoon rainspell, the droplets of rain look golden through the afternoon sunshine.

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Who do you think is the best actor/atress in hollywood?why? Edward Norton

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Most American women are_________? fat.

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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please! I like it.

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Kit kat or twix? Twix because they are the best candy bar...the best!

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Moongrim is now a Swami. Who would like to join me at a moon party in his honour? Couldn't have happened to a better guy! Congrats!!

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If He were connected, what would Jesus twitter about? Socialism.

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What's the most impressive view you've seen in person? I saw something called "The One Woman Horse Show" in Juarez, Mexico...it was "impressive", that is certainly one way to describe it!

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Americans have a reputation for being over weight. What is your opinion on Canadian peoples weight? Canadians are hilarious, so its ok if they are fat.

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If you're a guy and gave a guy the usual guy hug, just a little upper-chest contact, two back pats, and release... but he wouldn't let go and kept hugging you and thumping your back, for minutes on end, what would you do? I'd probably start grinding my crotch into him...then I would start crying.

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Americans why are you all so fat Because we're so fucking awesome, and if you don't like it we'll invade you...we may do that anyway!

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Define communism in easy to understand terminology. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. . Government owns the means of production: things like factories and land. . It is a system of government that strives for equality. In theory it is a utopian society, the problem is that it hasn't been applied properly anywhere in history.

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Do 9/11 terrorists deserve a court date? Yes.

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This isnt a question but a tip next time you go yo mcdonalds, dont order a big mac. order a $1 double cheese burger without the mustard or ketchup.. instead ask for letuce,onions, pickles and mac sause.... And wala u have a $1 BigMac. That taste the same If I said that to most of the McDonald's workers where I live they would look at me like I was speaking another language...hell, I would probably end up with an apple pie or McRib!

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What's 4 words you would like to hear? "Sure, I love anal."

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Why are men physically stronger than women overall? Because women use softer balls, nearer tees, and do push-ups from their knees.

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What is a "chicken-head"? A crystal meth user.

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When you are taking a dump in a crowed public restroom do you think it is funny to loudly grunt and moan as you are doing your business? I like to sing Disney tunes.

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What turns you off? Penises.

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Why do people hate math? Because math is for nerds.

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What are some words that rhyme with angel? Purple

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Which ABer do you think You have given the most points to? Moongrim or Talimze.

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How do I determine a canary's gender? The males have a penis and the girls have a vagina.

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Who do you think is the biggest celebrity "Diva" (demanding, bratty, arrogant etc)? Lindsay Lohan

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Who is god? Allah Akbar!!!

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Name a famous Bruce. Robert the Bruce.

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If you could bring back any children's TV program from the 1980's/1990's, what TV program would that be? Herman's Head.

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What does Confucius say? (Good quotes?) "Seven day honeymoon makes hole weak."

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So, ABer's WAS Larry being "inappropriate? I think Carrie Prejean should stick to porn.

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Why be so stupid 2 have a baby Is this a text message?

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Will anything happen if you drink 3 shots of hard acohol and 3 viciden pills? You'll be more awesome and have cooler friends.

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Nice Shoes Wanna _________? fuck?

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Twilight vs Harry Potter.....which wins? I think the nerds just creamed their britches when they read this question.

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Do men have a preference in women's underwear? e.g. large frilly bloomers or tiny little skimpy thongs? Large frilly bloomers, you didn't get that memo?

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Have you ever had pink eye? No, but I have one brown eye.

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Billy Idol was my idol in the 80's - who was yours? Morton Downey Jr.

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What is something not wise to ignore? According to commercials I've seen, it isn't wise to ignore a "4 hour erection".

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If there were no trailer parks, what would tornadoes destroy? Nascar events.

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What can i use to clean my urine if i take a drug test today Bleach.

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Can you think of any words which have different meanings for Brits and Americans (like bum, tramp, fanny and crank)? fag

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I once felt like I was gay and really like boy but now I fall in love with a girl is this strange? I am still wondering whether I am gay or not You're still gay.

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I'm a 52yr old bi/curious male uptill now I onlt things I have had up my hole are my fingers or slim vibrators both of which feel great but now I would love to have a nice cock up there how do I go about it You should buy a Miata and some denim shorts and grow a mustache, after that everything should come easy.

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Who do you think is the Anti-Christ? Larry King

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Do you believe your religion to be the one "true" religion? (I'd appreciate it if you also would list your religion.) Southern Baptists.

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What is the average hourly rate for a house cleaner? Minimum wage unless you are lucky enough to find an immigrant, then you can pay them much less.

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Should I let my children go to a church pilgrimage? Like the Hajj?

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Would you be able to enter a relationship with someone who had cancer? Well, I'm a Leo so it might work.

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What is the real cause of Terrorism? Arabs.

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What makes you sad? :( Prostate exams.

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What would you do if a stripper claimed to have slept with your partner? I'd witness to the stripper because we all need Jesus in our lives.

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What is a noisy toy that a child might get as a gift and will be miserable for others in the house? One of those realistic sex dolls.

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Why would our cat pee on our bed? she also poops on the floor. Kill it.

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I am wondering what people think about a spouse chatting online with another person. Do you feel this is cheating or just a fantasy world to get away from their everyday lives? Is there penetration? If not, it aint cheating.

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Which biblical characters are also polygamists? Jesus

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Do you agree with Meatloaf; I would do anything for love? Yes, I would do anything for my wife or daughter....anything.

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Can you tell me something I've never heard before? You are so awesome and intelligent. You are really attractive too!

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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done for quick cash? Played the rusty trombone.

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What should you do when you're pushing your car do the aisle in a grocery store and some one has left their cart blocking your way? Hit their cart with yours and yell, "Get the fuck outta my way, Old Spice is on sale!!!!".

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Who is the dumbest smart person you know?? IE- Book smart - socially stupid? Sarah Palin...no wait, she's book stupid too!

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If your boyfriend was raped what would you do Dump him.

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If you had only two candidates for president, Leno or Letterman. Who would get your vote? Letterman...witty, sardonic, he is much funnier than Jay.

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What was the worse thing you ever got beat with as a kid? Cat of Nine Tails.

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Who thinks the McRib at McDonald's is delicious and should be available all year round? I do! I'd rather have the "Arch Deluxe" back.

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What's one brand of candy that you never liked? Almond Joy

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I am going insane right now and i need help! I am close to killing myself and dont know what to do, i am crying right now and i am about to do it right now. I have nobody to talk to and nobody understands I NEED HELP! How are you going to kill yourself?

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I sent Kim Kardashian a message on her facebook wall. Will she ever respond. She has no idea who I am. No, she probably wont respond. You need to show up at her house and deliver the message in person if you really want to get her attention.

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What is the most powerful and biggest Empire in history The Klingon Empire.

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Public approval rating of President Bush at this point was 83%. Where does public approval of President Obama stand? Why, Alexander, WHY?! WHY WAS BUSH'S APPROVAL RATING AT 83%? Could it possibly be because his administration had turned it's back on available intelligence and was asleep at the wheel and allowed the WORST TERRORIST ATTACK IN OUR COUNTRIES HISTORY TO OCCUR ON HIS WATCH?!?!?! You know full well that the reason his approval rating was so high was because the country rallied behind...

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Has anyone heard about FEMA camps? Iv heard rumors that there are 800 camps in the US for people who participate in civil insurrection when the economy fails and the president declares martial law? Anybody else heard of this phenomenon? Hopefully Glenn Beck will be put in one.

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People say I'm shallow cause I won't date someone who is fat. I don't think I'm being shallow cause I'm not dating them because I find someone who is willing to go through the troubles of staying healthy a turn on. What are your thoughts? I usually find that fat people are more fun than skinny people, but skinny people are sexier...go figure!

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Should principals allow gay or lesbian couples to attend school proms or dances? Yes they should be allowed to attend, especially the attractive lesbians.

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Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN. Your thoughts? Hasta Luego Senor Dobbs!

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Does anyone NOT like cotton candy? It is revolting, I'll have the funnel cake.

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What's the best movie out so far? Either Fight Club or Pulp Fiction.

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Jesus saves the Christians. Is anyone saving the Muslims? John Allen Muhammed.

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If you look to the right of where you are now. What's the first thing you see? The Constitution of the United States of America, framed.

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Does Jesus save people who weren't baptized too? Nope.

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Is there a chance the pope is the reincarnation of Jesus? Absolutely not, David Koresh was the reincarnation of Jesus.

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Do you think the Jews are abusing the holocaust guilt? Moved to comments

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Where was God during the holocaust? You know, the one that promised the land? I think she was in Nicaragua.

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Is a 26 on the ACT a good score? Not really, I think that is an average score...on the bottom end of average.

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Why did Dan Quayle move to Ohioe? I knowe, I knowe!!!

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How much of the violence in schools is due to violence in the homes? It cannot arise out of nothing. So what causes it? Rejection by peers? We've all faced that. So what? Why do some attack and some quietly move forward? Poor parenting.

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Do you think the Jews are abusing the holocaust guilt? No, I do not. If you believe this to be happening could you please provide examples?

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Is it possible to "act white" or "act black" and if so could you please provide examples? No?

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What would it mean for a native american woman mourning her dead husband to give a small braid of hair to another man? I think it means she's DTF!

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If you toss a coin 100 times and get 100 tails out of 100 tosses, what are the odds that 101st toss will be also tails? 50/50

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I was at a bar w/ my boyfriend and my friend started grinding all over him. Like full on rubbing her chest on him the whole thing. I was completly shocked and embrassed. I feel this is totally disrespectful what do you think? Sounds like you need to calm down and quit being such a buzz kill. Enjoy the party!!

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Physically, what immediately attracts you to a member of the opposite sex? Her vagina.

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What is the most American part of America? The Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

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What is your favorite video game when you were a kid Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis.

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So last night I got caught with my gf in the shower by her mom, her parent's freaked out on me and now I feel like a total ass, I really like this chick but I have no way of contacting her now, help? :( By the way, she's 16 and I am 17. You going to have to be sneaky about it because mom and dad probably aren't going to let you see her. Maybe you should talk to her at school and you guys can come up with a plan, like she could ask to spend the night at a friends house and she could stay with you instead.

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Should Republicans be proud of their leadership? You mean Rush Limbaugh? Who wouldn't be proud of him?

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Does God stand to judge (http://tinyurl.com/2f7vuv) or sit to judge (http://tinyurl.com/27x83w)? I thought she forgave until I got to the part in the Bible where she condemns people to a lake of fire for eternity...I guess at that point God decides not to "forgive" you anymore.

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Does the "Party of No" stand FOR anything, or do they oppose nearly everything? Is "conservative" just another word for "No"? Republicans are in favor of invading sovereign nations, increasing the burden of the middle class by giving tax cuts to the extremely wealthy, discriminating against homosexuals (while secretly being homosexual), prohibition, and torture.

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What do you think is the toughest movie to act out in charades? Boys Don't Cry

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A dozen TomTom GPS voices to choose from and the only one I really like is the "British woman". Why is that? She's such a wanker.

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Congress just extended Unemployment Benefits 20 more weeks. Does it bother you that 200,000 Americans lost coverage while Republicans held it up for 5 weeks with filibusters? See LINK: Haven't you figured it out yet, Republican's are the party of "No" unless it has something to do with war or weapons or lining the pockets of the extremely wealthy...does it bother me, yeah. Is it going to change, I doubt it.

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Why is socialism a bad thing? Shouldn't people be helping each other instead of relying on the government to fix all of our problems? Socialism is neither good, nor bad. It is a system of government that, when applied correctly can be benefitial or when applied incorrectly can be harmful...in and of itself, it isn't "bad" though.

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What do I have to do to prove to you that I am a good person? Give me five dollars.

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If someone killed someone you love dearly what would you do about it? I would kill them back.

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Have you ever had a dream of Jesus? Yeah, he looked like Arsenio Hall.

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This girl picks her nose too much and everyone calls her "Booger woman." How do I politely tell her that that's inappropriate and un-hygienic? You could just say, "Hey Booger Woman! That's gross!"

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Can you think of a prize that is more prestigious than the Nobel Prize? The Congressional Medal of Honor, perhaps?

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If God does not exist was there intelligence involved on our coming to be. Example, dna has 3 billion bits of info, coded by only 5 chemicals. Much like a pc binary. And their code instructs cells to become eyes, hands etc. If no intelligence then how Evolution.

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What shouldn't a beauty pageant winner do? I don't know, but I do know that a beauty pagent loser shouldn't run for Vice President of the United States.

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What's a good name for a black bunny rabbit? Its a girl. Jaqueisha!

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What is your favorite Bright Eyes song? Smoke Without Fire

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Does censorship by the feminazis allow for a healthy intellectual environment? Feminazis? Is that kind of like the Gay Mafia?

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Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings. thoughts? God is bigger than science.

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Is there any gothic chicks 15 and older out there? looking for one that likes to date and likes slayer and lamb of god. if there is holla at me? You're so gangster!

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Solomon had numerous wives and about 750 concubines, yet, he found favour with God. Does this make it right for every man to do the same? Yes, if Solomon found favor with God and he had that many wives then I find no Biblical reason why Christians today can't marry many wives also.

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Spiritually Speaking~What/Who is your greatest enemy? Vishnu.

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If you could have ONE superpower, which would you choose? Mind Control...because it would by badass.

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Turn-On or Turn-Off: Sarcasm? Sarcasm gives me a chubby.

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Why did God decide to save us through faith? Because dangling a rope down would have freaked everybody out.

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What Frenchman did not explore America? Charlemagne

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____ holds the deepest secrets? Christian Conservative Congressmen

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What was the last website you were on? (besides AB) www.bjservices.com

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What are some offensive terms black people have for white people? I've heard that they sometimes call us "Quayles".

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What sport is sometimes called the "beautiful game"? Women's beach vollyball?

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What do guys really look for in girls? Personality or looks? Low self-esteem.

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Have you ever done something you said you would NEVER do again? Self-Administered prostate exam.

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Give me a reason why Mark David Chapman killed John Lennon. Because he is batshit crazy.

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Whats your favourite cold meat? I love salami. Head Cheese.

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Have there ever been any African-American serial killers? John Allen Muhammed and Lee Malvo.

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Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings. thoughts? Arabs, Geez!

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Whats your favorite funny line from a movie? "Shitter's Full!" -National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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What if my boyfreind is satanic and my family id christan and i dont really know what i am but i know i am not satanic..does the matter?_? Nah, I wouldn't worry about it. You'll figure out pretty soon that you are a Satanists...you'll come around.

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If someone payed you a billion dollars to sleep with ether Hitler, Musilline, and Obama. Would you and who? "payed"? "Musilline"?

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What is the nickname of Birmingham, Alabama? During the CRM it was known as "Bombingham".

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What is your favourite girls Name? Mine is Kiara Either Tequila, Martini, or LaVodka.

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Is the new series of V any good? I was unimpressed, in fact I thought it was shit.

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If 57% of men are circumcised, name the 20 uncut presidents. I don't know about circumcised, but I heard that Reagan had what the doctors referred to as "an excessive amount of foreskin"...whatever that means.

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Who are you in the Lord? I like to think that I am the Lord's middle finger as he gives a big F-you to evil doers...like terrorits and Arabs and the gays.

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Has the Holy Spirit ever touched you? What effect did it have on you? Well, let me tell you! :) Since receiving the Holy Spirit I find it much easier to subjegate women and have found that my homophobic tendencies are nothing more than GOD speaking to me directly!

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My dear fellow liberals, are you concerned that our ranks are swelling much too fast? Too many people join with us and they demand more entitlements and refuse to work or pay taxes, just like the rest of us. And when we rich 99%, who will feed us then? I thing it is great that the Democratic Party is the party that is welcoming of moderates, open to new ideas about government, and a force for change when programs are not working effectively. Meanwhile, the Republican Party is the party that kicks out moderates, shuns new ideas about government, and says "no" to any and all change even if the program in need of change is...

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How does your employer show his/her appreciation for all your hard work? He touches me affectionately in my "secret spot".

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Would you ever consider taking a vacation alone? Sure, why not?

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After camgaigning 3 times in NJ for Corzine and having Corzine lose, will this change the way Obama governs? I hope not, President Obama is doing a great job!

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What is your favorite Category or Subcategory on AB? Cock and Ball Torture.

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What is your least favorite Jelly Belly Jelly Bean Flavor? Black Liquorish.

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I am told I am very attractive so why don't I get asked out? Are you a bitch? (No offense)

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Truthfully i walked in on my brother masturbaiting 2days ago what should i do? Your brother is sinning, you should tell your mom or grandmother.

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What is the relationship between Money, Religion and power illustrate answer with contemporary example Does this question have something to do with Benny Hinn?

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Is there anything special that you like to put on a hamburger? Onion rings.

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I`ve got a dirty greasy nob what should i polish it with or should i get some one else to do it as it looks hard Do you have any vaseline? Sometimes I polish my nob with vaseline.

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What's something that was once quite commonly seen, but that you rarely, if ever, see anymore? Fedoras

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What form of birth control do you practice? The pull out method. People say it doesn't work, but it has worked fine for me for 10+ years.

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What will you remember this decade for? Eight years of being ruled by a moron.

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If you were the new guy in Jain and you droped the soap what would you do? I'd wait for the guy next to me to pick it up and then I would stick it in him...what? Did I say that?!

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Handy Dandy ________. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? Notebook!

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Pick a Number between 100 and 10,000. Which number will you choose? 666

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Which is the Best "War "movie ever made? Also, to add to my previous entry: I don't know if you could consider it a "war" movie but "The Great Escape" is an amazing film as well!!

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Which is the Best "War "movie ever made? Either Saving Private Ryan or Apocalypse Now. Both are outstanding.

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Which is better Basketball or Baseball? Baseball.

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What can we do about Obama's illegal war in Afganistan? First it's under aged Prositutes and now this what can be done? Idiot alert!

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Help !! can FBI or anyone else put a camera in my home and see what I am doing without me knowing ? Either via internet or any other technology, I don't mean just the noise, also picture . Yes, they can. Most of the time they would need a search warrant, but certain provisions of the Patriot Act allow for Federal agents to conduct this type of search without said warrant under certain circumstances.

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Remember Marcy from "Married With Children"? Marcy Darcy?

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If the earth is running out of water, can't we make more? You can drink your urine.

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Who said this: "And this is how democracy ends.....to thunderess applause."? I think George W. Bush said it when he was ignoring the Constitution.

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My dad is unemployed and he decided to start his own insurance company. He plans to use predatory tactics. Obama convinced him that will make us filthy rich. How much money will my dad earn? Your dad is umemployed? That sounds about right.

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What do rich people do as a past time? How do they meet new people? I think most of them have cuckold relationships.

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? I suppose it depends on how hot the chick is.

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Is there some particular food that you refuse to eat? I don't eat internal organs.

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What is the mostest points anyone has gotten in one day on here The mostest points anyone ever got was eleventeen hundred!

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Is gay legel evrywear? shoud shoud it not answer and find out Did you touch my butt?

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Is France a northern or southern European country? It's in Western Europe.

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What do you think is at the center of the Earth? Hell, duh.

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What is one thing (if anything) you don't want to take off during sex. My ski-mask.

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I had an affair with my neighbor and got caught. The problem is our kids are very good friends and play together constantly. The affair is 100% over but my husband doesn't want our kids near his. I can't bear to do that to them. What do you all think? How did you get caught?

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If we were going to propose a new amendment to the constitution, what would be the most needed amendment and what are the pros and cons of it? I would like a Constitutional Amendment that made election day a national holiday.

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What was your favorite performance by Christopher Walken? While is was only a brief scene, his portrayal of the mafiaso in "True Romance" was phenomenal!!

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What is the name of a movie that would be scary for a child to watch? Shortbus...it would be very scary for children!

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Athiest: what is the last thing you saw, heard or read that made you think "if that is what true Christianity is I am glad I am not a believer"? George W. Bush. If he is a true Christian I am soooooooo glad I am not!!

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Has anyone fallen in love with Ab questioners? I'm in love with Talimze.

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Where can you buy the best replica Gucci and other replica designer handbags? China

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What will be the top two issues in the 2010 US midterm elections? 1. Whether or not Barack Obama is actually a Kenyan Marxist. 2. Where or not Barack Obama will be sworn in using the Koran if he wins reelection in 2012.

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Obama studied the Constitution of the United States of America. So why does he disregard it? Where was your outrage when GWB suspended Habeas Corpus rights for American citizens. American citizens spend YEARS in detention without access to legal council or due process rights. Where was your OUTRAGE then?!

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Do you think you are good in bed? Am I good in bed? Well, I always seem to be happy afterwards...so in my opinion, I'm great in bed!

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Would you agree "The Exorcist", released in the early '70s, is the scariest movie ever made? No, but I respect your opinion. I'm more a fan of the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"...but to each his (or her) own! :)

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What is the quickest way to get over someone? Drugs and alcohol.

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How many jobs is President Obama's stimulus package responsible for? I know for a certainty that at least one has...mine.

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I get an uncontrollable urge to rape n bash grannies - am i normal? Rapists are sick, no doubt about it. But I've always wondered about people who you hear about that break into a house and end up raping a 70 year old woman. What the hell?!

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Is it too early to talk about a title in 2009-10 for Alabama? All I have to say is WAR EAGLE. We don't socialize with those nerds from Tuscaloosa!

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If a beer is in one hand whats in the other? A prostitute.

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Why does New Jersey have such a bad reputation? Because of the Jersey Shore.

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Should we worry about a coyote attack? I aint afraid of no fuckin' coyotes! :)

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What is your number one rule? Ass, gas, or grass...nobody rides for free.

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What shouldn't you do when placing an order at McDonalds? Masturbate.

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Who should host the Oscars in 2010? Tina Fey

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If you could bring back THREE TV shows that have been discontinued, which ones would they be? 1) Mr. Show 2) Freaks and Geeks 3) Survivorman

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Is it true that all the mormon converts, up to just a few years ago, had to swear to avenge the blood of Joseph Smith against the U.S. Government? Or is this just an "old wives tale"? I converted to Mormonism in 1993 and had to swear this oath. It is not an old wives tale, Mormon converts HAD TO DO THIS! While I am no longer affiliated with the LDS, I still regret making such an agreement.

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I am a college student, living on campus, but I always feel tired. I'm not really that stressed out, I get plenty of sleep. I'm toothpick thick, but I always feel tired. Any suggestions? I don't always have time to cook either. If you are tired all the time, perhaps you should try crystal methaphetamine.

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What is the best girl name for my baby Tequila

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When you get stuck behind one of those real slow drivers, where do you think they going? Church.

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Ok, you come upon a guy driving 50mph down the highway with his blinker on. You're 100 miles from the nearest exit. What do you do? Swerve in front of her and slam on my brakes.

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After a long successful War on Terrorism why are the democrats apologizing to our enemies? You are one of the most ill informed, ignorant, down-right uneducated Conservative posters on this site. While several of the Conservatives on AB can somewhat adequately debate their side of the issue, you continually post nonsense and refuse to engage in debate using any facts to support your case. That being said, I ask you this: Can you give me a quote where a Democrat has apologized to...

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What's something that you've done that most people have never or will never experience? Gangbanged a midget.

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Guys only...have you ever let your s/o paint your toenails? Yes, actually, I have.

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Who are the black sheep among the Answerbag members? I'm more of a pink sheep.

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Is the speed of light constant every were in the universe edited, respost to comments section.

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Do you still know your bestfriend from primary school? Yeah, but I never see him. We haven't hung out in about 15 years, but I can still get in touch with him if I need to.

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Im 17 and been with my bf for 9 months and i really want a baby as we had a baby scare b4 but im not sure if he wants one just yet and if he does whats the best tips on getting pregnant? Also, position has a lot to do with it as well...for instance, if you want to get pregnant you shouldn't be on top because if the girl is on top she can't get pregnant because of gravity.

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Does it hurt to shoot your self in the head or do you feel no pain and instantly die It probably depends on how it is done, I would recommend sticking the barrel of the gun in your mouth and pointing upward as this seems to be the most effective. However, I have never shot myself in the head so I can't be certain. Have a nice day! :)

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What's the most important feeling in sex? Skeet, Skeet, SKEET!

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What always makes you feel better no matter what your mood? beer.

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Do men ever discuss their relationships problems with eachother? Yeah, I think gay men do.

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Everyone seems to be talkin about gay marriages... How do you feel about marriage between siblings? Those two things are not even related, however to answer the question: I am for allowing homosexuals to get married, I am against allowing siblings to get married.

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What stereotypes have you heard of (or that you have) about white people? About white Americans? - (Stating their existence doesn't imply you believe them. Please specify your own ethnicity and nationality) White people love accoustic guitar, hummus, hybrid cars, and satellite radio.

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If I were going to roll up a breaded chicken breast, what different food items could you stuff it with rather than the old ham & swiss? Cream cheese and brocolli

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I've smoked one joint every day for 20 years. That's it - no alcohol, no other drugs. Your opinion? It is my opinion that marijuana should be legalized. Nothing good has come from the criminalization of marijuana.

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What is something that could have a 'happy ending'? A massage.

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I'd LOVE to be able to "understand" the Bible! I have, however, two problems! ONE: the words used are archaic and don't translate well to TODAY and TWO: God, Himself, nor Jesus penned their names to it! Therefore, I find it all conjecture! Now what? Maybe I can make it clear for you. LAKE OF FIRE. ETERNITY. SUFFERING. PAIN. Now you believe, right?

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Who are/were two actresses and/or actors that have done several movies together? Corey Haim and Corey Feldman

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How do you get rid of two people who are annoying you and getting on your nerves Cyanide

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Why do people go outside and watch when people get arrested? Because it's cheaper than a movie.

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What are your thoughts on this man who wants to put "Murdered by Muslim terrorists" on the memorial for his son, who died in the 9/11 attacks? I don't see the issue...his son was murdered by Muslim terrorists.

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Do real life gang members root for the gang banger movie villians instead of the hero? You mean the Thunderbirds and the Pink Ladies?

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I got a girl who says she is stuck in Nigeria and has to pay a hotel bill of $690 USD because she was used and robbed when she was flying out there to see her supposed fiance family. I have a way of helping her butis this a scam? It sounds legit to me.

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My friend's grandparent just died. I plan to send a card to thier house and all that jazz, but I would like to send a text since it's more immediate. Any clue about what I could say? How about, "OMG! I hrd ur grdprnt died. Sry! Thx 4 bein' my BFF!!"

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Do you think it is OK to go to HELL for lying for someone according to John 8:44 in the Holy Bible? I guess it is as good as any other reason to burn for eternity.

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What do you think about people who condone incest? I've never encountered anyone who condones incest. Are there people out there who do?

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What is something I could buy for my father for Christmas? In the past two years, he's almost completely lost his sight. I want to get him something he will actually enjoy. Please give me your ideas. He is 58 yrs old. Old Spice, every dad loves it for Christmas!

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Westboro Baptist Church.. Any **first hand accounts**?? Do you know any members? Are you a member? What do you think of WBC?? http://www.godhatesfags.com/ They are Christians, right?

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Does anyone find it sad when someone has to throw their own sage party? Yeah, it is really sad. What a loser. +5

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Can women hunt? Some lesbian women can.

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Anyone from South Africa on AB? Where do you stay and have you met other South-Africans on AB? I'm from Alabama. It isn't apartheid but it's close!

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Would you ever come to an AB party? That depends, is it a key party?

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On Thanksgiving you see a homeless person. Do you give them money for a meal or take them home for dinner with you? I usually scream obscenities at homeless people, but on Thanksgiving I would probably just throw half-eaten turkey legs at them.

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Who is the hottest answerbag user? Talimze...no doubt about it.

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If we kill the innocent Afghanistan civilians there, will it keep us safe from religious extremists here? I say we kill the religious extremists here and leave the civilians in Afghanistan alone.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Free will does not exist.

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Say me something about some medicinal plants and its uses. Say you, say me. Say it together, Naturally...

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What day is Gods Birthday? December 25th, 0 AD. DUH!

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Est-il possible de perdre du poids facile? Speak American.

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What countries have actually tried far-right-wing ideas and how well did it work out for them? The United States from 2003 - 2007. It led to the worst economic crisis since the great depression and the weakening of American prestige around the globe.

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Should i worry if my boyfriend is 30 nd hangs w/a 20yr old who i believe is bi. he talks about underaged girls nd girls nd calls my boyfriend 24/7 nd acts gay? my boyfriend calls him when he gets up. is he caling him to talk about underage girls? It sounds like a perfectly healthy relationship, I see no problems at all.

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Jesus the Messiah was a Jehovah Witness, as He was a witness to Jehovah. true or false? I thought Jesus was a Southern Baptist?

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My 10 year old daughter is about 4 pounds overweight and she has told me several times she is stressed out about her weight. My daughter and I have tried doing sports and stuff like that with her for 1 week now and nothing is changing. Please help. :) Just continue to let her know that you have noticed she is getting fat as well and that she needs to fix it. Perhaps if she is constantly made aware that she is fat she will be more motivated to get skinny. Have a great day! :)

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What would you do if a monkey slapped you at the zoo? Well, I guess I would spank it...I would spank the monkey.

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Guys, what attracts you most about a girl, both physically and mentally? A vagina.

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CAN A HUG GIVE YOU A BONER Yeah, a mouth hug can!

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Barack H Obama was awarded Nobel Peace prize. What prize should George W Bush be awarded? Leavenworth Prisoner of the Month.

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What's the best way to handle a backseat driver? Eazy E said it best, "Reached back like a pimp, slapped tha' ho!"

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Should there be an NFL team based in Europe? Sure, if an English Premiere League team can be located in the United States.

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What should a husband get for his wife on her birthday? A vaccuum cleaner.

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Do you think i could be a model? No, but you could be a stripper.

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Has ab stopped allowing congrat parties for the big top ups. (every 10 increment congrats) ? sage onward... i love these as a way to acknowledge the accomplishment of my friends and fellow ab members ? we still have a category for them... afterall I hope not, I was looking forward to my congratulation party!!

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Why does it seem as if individuals who are racist tend to identify with Conservative ideologies? Civil Rights Act of 1964: Introduced by John F. Kennedy, who was a Democrat. In the HOR, the bill was strengthened in committee by Emmanuel Keller, who was a Democrat. After the death of JFK, Lyndon Johnson used the office of President to push forward the legislation amid obstruction from both southern Democrats and Republicans, Johnson was a Democrat.

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Which world figure (alive today) is most likely to be the Antichrist? George W. Bush

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Why do so many girls put videos of themselves dancing (suggestingly) on youtube? So that middle aged men can masturbate.

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Are there ANY Theist ABers who are willing to publicly say, "There's a possibility that I really MIGHT be wrong."? George W. Bush taught me to never admit when you're wrong. So no, there is no possible way I might be wrong.

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Is there any logical, emotional, tangible or mathematical proof of God or Gods? Sure God exists, look at all the Christians! :)

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Whats a reason you would get Arrested? Sodomy.

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How do you obtain happiness? Drugs and sex.

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What do you think is the heaviest solid object on Earth, that isn't attached to it, or part of it? I would venture to guess that the earth's crust is pretty heavy.

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What makes a man cheat? A pain in the ass for a wife.

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The one celebrity I would love as a room mate is _______ Willie Nelson

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If Andy Warhol were alive today, what products do you think he would be using for his art depicting consumerism? Ipods

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Where can i get the satanic bible? In the fires of Mordor.

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Where do you go when you want to have a "Good time"? Fire Island, you know what I'm talking about!

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I am a 39 year old woman in South Africa, dou now of any dating website where I can find white men who are single/divorced/widowed looking for a serious relationship? I am attracted to white men I don't know, but I have heard that www.ashlymadison.com is a good dating website. I hope that helps! :)

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What would you do, if God took away everything you loved? I'd probably be pissed off. I mean c'mon God, why did you have to steal my shit...couldn't you just create your own?!

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I believe that one cannot prove that god exist or not but, but how could one explain the event of being possessed by a demon? Once I was possessed by a guy who liked to smoke a lot of weed and sleep around...wait, what?

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I read that the game Cluedo has just turned 60. Anyone what to join me in wishing Mr. Black et al a happy birthday? Cluedo is el bueno, no?

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Do you greater than a high school education? Yes, I do do greater than a high school education!

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Have you ever passed out fully clothed at a party and woke up later at that same party stripped naked? Yeah, one time at the Elk's Lodge that happened to me.

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What is the worst part of growing up? Keeping that secret between me and the Scout Master.

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Mila kunis- hottest girl ever? No, not even close.

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In your opinion, who is the sexiest actor or actress alive? Hayden Penatierre

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What is an "urban myth"? Does it mean that the myth does not exist in rural areas? What about the killer with the hook for a hand who leaves the hook in the door handle...didn't that happen in a rural area?

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Which Arnold Schwarzenegger movie you like the best? Predator, hands down his best movie!

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What kinds of trolls are there? The only ones I familiar with live under bridges.

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Who is Damaso Mateo of Caloocan High School? Wasn't he that guy who got caught fondling a goat about behind the Ag. building in 1997?

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Do you think Glenn Beck is the modern Thomas Paine? No, I think Thomas Paine probably knew how to spell "Oligarchy"...he probably didn't cry like a baby either!

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I broke up with my boyfriend, because he was too shy. he's still in love with me, and i miss him. what should i do? Have rebound sex with someone else, that is what usually makes me feel better.

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We are regularly informed that Islam is a peaceful religeon with a minority of "bad" ones. Why are the Islamic countries so racked with war and killings, Moslim on Moslim? I think it has something to do with the falafel.

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She is your best friend, she wants a hug, but you have a "woody" what do you do? Press my crotch against her when I give her a hug.

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What is rare in Missouri? Black People.

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In Romans, Paul writes, "By one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so that ALL HAVE SINNED". So, a newborn baby has sin that must be forgiven. If that baby dies without asking God for forgiveness it goes to hell. Isn't that nice of God? So many DRs and yet not one Christian has given Biblical evidence to contradict the question.

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Christians: If you believe God is eternal, do you think it is crazy for me to believe the universe is eternal and had no creator? Wow, negative five. Are Christians that afraid of someone questioning their logic?

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Why does the Catholic church and other Faiths baptize newborn babies thinking that if they die without baptism they will be damned. Don't we consider newborn babies the most innocent and Christlike individuals on this planet, In Romans, Paul writes, "By one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin, so that ALL HAVE SINNED". Jesus taught that sin could not enter into the kingdom of God and since a baby is born with sin because ALL HAVE SINNED...that baby will go to hell. Isn't that sweet?

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What is truth? And can we know what ultimate truth is? The Bible.....I'm just kidding, Gary Busey is the ultimate truth.

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If we were dining at a Mexican restaurant, what would you order? Chili Relleno

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Do Americans really know what is going on in the middle east? Yeah, a lot of America hatin'...."DEATH TO AMERICA!! DEATH TO ISRAEL!!" Right?

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If we were going to propose a new amendment to the constitution, what would be the most needed amendment and what are the pros and cons of it? I would like to see an amendment that decriminalized all vice-laws. Our prisons are filled with non-violent offenders that cost our country millions. These people need medical rehabilitation, not incarseration.

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Anyone feel the need? The need to which I refer is one of speed. Talk to me Goose.

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I think my husband cheated on me and I dont think our baby is mine but somebody elses...should I take him on the maury show and get a paternity test? Your husband cheated, so I am assuming your are a woman. You don't know if your baby is yours? It seems you have bigger problems than a cheating husband.

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What would you do if the Bill of Rights was suspended for the sake of national security? Oh Canada, Oh Canada!!

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Who here besides me thinks piglets are adorable!! Sure, they're cute...and they taste good too!

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Who was the richest man in the Bible? Everyone is saying Solomon and that may be true, but what about the Babylonian King Nebuchadezzer? He was a wealthy ruler as well.

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What signs can you see if someone is gay? I would say the number one sign that tells if a man is gay is if he drives a Miata.

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Who is your favorite movie director? David Fincher

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Obese Americans should pay more for health care. Agree or disagree and why? Sure they should! However, if you are going to punish fat people for being fat you should also require others to pay more as well. Smokers, drinkers, people with mental disabilities, anyone who has had any cosmetic or non-life saving surgeries as these may lead to complications and were unnecessary during the time in which they were done...I'm all for fat people paying more for...

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How can Obama Talk about a world were there are no Nukes while Iran continues to threaten to "Wipe Israel off the map"? You must be one of those people who agree with Rush Limbaugh who said, "The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

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Out of the three, who do you consider to be the most depraved : Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer or John, Wayne Gacy? All three were batshit crazy, but I would put Dahmer and Bundy at the top. Dahmer cannibalized while Bundy had sex with the corpses sometimes months after he murdered his victims. I don't know, nor to I want to think about, which of those is worse. At least Gacy buried his bodies after he killed his victims!

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What would happen if everyone in the world jumped at the same time? http://www.worldjumpday.org

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My boyfriend goes to bars everyother night and gets drunk and comes home and tells me that he dances with diffrent girls and grabs them, is this cheating? He grabs them? Does he grab their vaginas with his penis? If not, it isn't cheating.

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Is obama a terrorist? obama started his political career in the home of a domestic terrorist-David Aryes Obama sat through 20 yrs of Rev. Wrights racist,anti-American sermons went to collage over-sea's paid for by a anti-American I thought he was the Anti-Christ, but you telling me he is just a terrorist?! Ding Dang!!

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What is the real identity of Jesus? The real identity of Jesus is David Koresh...unfortunatly he was killed by United States federal agents at Mt. Carmel in Waco, Texas. David Koresh was just like the real Jesus, only more Jesusier!

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My son drinks milk in the morning. He needs to go to restroom. Teacher told him "Why you need to go to restroom so often? Are you sick? Do you want to see a doc?" I am shock! Is the teacher's attitude right? When is the basic human need becomes issue? So the teacher should let any kid who asks to go to the bathroom to just go? So, what happens then if 15 pr 20 kids start asking to go every hour? I think the teacher should give the students a 5 minute restroom break every hour and if the kids have to go during class they can hold it to the break.

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Obama Wins Nobel peace prize! What are your thoughts on this? My thoughts is that if you want to know the answer to this question you should look at the 30 other similiar questions that ask the exact same thing!

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Why does God allow Satan to exist? An even better question would be to ask, "Why did God create Satan to begin with?".

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Are you any good at giving a massage? All I know is that I give my penis a massage everyday and I seem to be satisfied!

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I am a gay black male and i am going to kill myself just a matter of when but my question is how dose one say good bye with out leaving clues? So, you're a gay black male?

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Does chipotle really make your butt bleed? Not as much as rough anal.

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What has been the most effective and successful dieting tip you have tried? Bulemia.

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What is the most powerful lyric in a song you have heard that you will never forget? "I would rather fuck with you all goddamn night 'cause your pussy's good. Now I'm fuckin' all your friends 'cause you ran your mouth like I knew you would. You were braggin' to your friends sayin' Eazy E knows how to fuck. Now bring yo' ass in here and give me some so I can bust a nut!" Eazy E. I true genius.

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I got my sister pregnant and I left her, what should I do? Blame it on your dad!

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How many Muslims have converted to Christianity? Only one, his name was Jesus.

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What was/were the best songs(s) that you've ever heard of? "To Drunk To Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys.

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I got my gf pregnant and i left her what should i do If I were you I would leave the state as it is much more difficult to secure child support payments from individuals in other states. Glad I could help!

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What are people in heaven going to do there? I don't know about you, but I am going to do crystal meth!

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What woud you consider as a fundamental flaw in a person? Crossed eyes.

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Do you believe in having tolerance/ understanding of others whose interests/opinions are different? Nope.

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Risk boardgame help please!! Ukraine is WEAK!!!!!!

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What team is the only team in Major League Baseball history to blow a three game lead in a pennant race with only four games left to play? The Giants?

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WANNA PARTY? That depends, have you ever been to FIRE ISLAND?!

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I heard a joke, "what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?" "a quarter pounder with cheese" i dont get. could someone explaine? Because most anorexics are American and Americans smell like cheeseburgers?

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If, and when, Jesus returns to earth, will He impose censorship upon the world or protect free speech? I though Jesus had already come back and the Federal Government killed him at Waco...am I wrong?

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My rabbit had breed with her son rabbit what do i do? What will happen to the babies? Do i look at the babies? They were only born today? What do I Do? Kill them!

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What do you think about school till 5:OO pm and teachers will not get any extra pay? How do you think that plan will go for the teachers? Teachers have 3 months off for summer, 2 weeks off for Christmas, and a week off for Thanksgiving and Spring Break...the teachers should take a pay cut! LOL!

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I shot an elephant in my pyjamas-what he was doing in my pyjamas i dont know-do you? What the hell are "pyjamas"?

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Do eclipses happen to other planets? Do they happen with the planets moon or ours? How far away is the closest star to pluto? Should a child (age 6) be able to be trusted handling a guinea pig? Pickles make me fart.

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How does someone with Autism behave online? Horny.

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How do i get a boy to like me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Felatio.

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Why does God elude us? Because she's a loner.

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I think I am a nice persoan (at least what eveybody says), and I am handsome (29 yo) so why all the fat, ugly girls comes to me and want date? Even if they come to you, you don't have to date them. You could "hit it and quit it" as they say.

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What do you think you will do for Eternity, if you make it to live with God? Playstation 3

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Most overrated candy? Circus Peanuts.

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What language would you like to be able to speak (besides your own)? Klingon.

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What was the highest mountain peak before mt everest was discovered I believe Mt. Everest was still the highest mountain even before it was discovered...we just didn't know about it yet.

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If (when) a terrorist group uses nukes to hit 2 or 3 or 4 major US cities, then presents us with the ultimatum to withdraw from the Middle East and cut off aid to Israel, what alternative is there to complying? If that happened you could rest assured that there would be no more Middle East or North Korea. They would be gone...

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Im 17 and been with my bf for 9 months and i really want a baby as we had a baby scare b4 but im not sure if he wants one just yet and if he does whats the best tips on getting pregnant? How sweet!! If you are not sure he wants to have a baby but are sure you want to then just tell him you are on the pill and when you get pregnant tell him that the pill isn't 100% effective. Good luck!

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What is Johnny Depps favorite thing to eat? Brazil Nuts.

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What do you consider a "major purchase"? A gimp.

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Which part of your body do like massaged most? My penis.

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I DO believe in GOD! And I DO believe GOD is perfect! But when I see the STUPIDITY and EVIL in "man", my faith is ALWAYS tested! I know "man" has choices, but can someone who does STUPID stuff have the capability of "reason"; or someone who does evil? If "GOD is perfect" why did he create imperfect men?

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What is your greatest guilty pleasure? Prostitutes.

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I want to remove my car radio from my 2004 honda accord Do it!!!

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What's one famous person you wish you could spend "7 minutes in heaven" with? Hayden Penatierre or Evangeline Lilly.

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Who do you think is going to win the Stanley Cup in the 2009-2010 season? Minnesota Wild!!!

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Who do you think will take MLB rookie of the year this year? Tommy Hanson

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Find a number which is twice the product of its digits? No.

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Bill Clinton or George W. Bush: Upon leaving office, under whose administration was America the strongest? Hahahaha, I can't believe this question has a negative rating!!

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Who is the weakest of all superheros? Easy, Batman.

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What is the most dangerous weather condition is? Is raining fire and brimstone is?

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Some talk shows yesterday thought it might be a good idea for a 20% flat tax on everything, to pay for healthcare and lowering the deficit..What are your thoughts about that? I think that the richer you are the more of a percentage of your income you should pay in taxes...a flat tax would mean that everyone pays the same percentage, I am not in favor of that.

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I want to watch a really scary movie that will make me jump out of my seat...any suggestions? Shortbus

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What are the amendments to the constitution? The 28th Amendment states that it is ok to torture prisoners of war if you really, really, really believe they have important information.

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Do Americans hate Obama because they're racist? While some people certainly are racists, I hope that the majority of people who are against the President are doing so for political reasons. That being said, the indignance of the ignorant never ceases to amaze me.

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What's something you never see, anymore? A person taking a shit while running at full speed.

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Most horror movies are over-rated. I want to watch something that will genuinely scare me. Suggestions? Psycho.

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Which relative of yours do you most resemble -- in looks or personality? I have my father's looks and my mother's personality.

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A slimfast shake for breakfast, one for lunch, and then a sensible dinner....Could you do it? Can I have some sausage and grits with my breakfast shake and some pizza with my lunch shake?

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What gives you courage? (2009-09-25) Alcohol.

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If you had to choose a career, in a world where everyone was paid exactly the same wages, what would you choose? Porn producer

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What do you see as the future of television? 3-D

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It's society's responsibility to make sure everyone's basic needs are met. Do you believe this statement? why? It depends. What basic needs are we talking about? Is government considered part of "society"?

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Is there a television show that you really like, but don't really want anyone to know you watch it? (For me, Cathouse) :D Isabella Soprano, from Cathouse, is so cute!

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Democrats everywhere are gay Satan-worshipping abortionists...or at least that's what Rush told me. Is this guy ever wrong? Rush is an excellent representative and leader of the Republican Party. Everything that he says is exactly what most Republicans believe. Keep up the good work Rush!

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If one were to hit ur home would it be tornado or hurricane lets say u dont die. Tornado. Awesome question!

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On a blind date, what's one thing that would totally turn you off? If she had a penis.

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I'm going liberal hunting this weekend. What's the best weapon to use for liberal hunting? Also, what would be a good bait for liberals? A good weapon would be ignorance, intolerance, and stupidy...as this is what liberals are usually attacked with.

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What does it mean when a guy unties the top to a girl's bikini on the beach or at the pool? I think it means the party has started.

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How many bones are in the mouth That depends on what kind of mood my girlfriend is in! Ho ho ho!!

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Whats your favorite must have snack at the movie theatre? Jim Beam, straight.

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Is there or has there ever been a person who is not ignorant? I don't know. I'm just not sure.

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What makes great sex? Astroglide.

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If an artist wished to do a piece on you, what medium would you like it to be? feces

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Do u believe in the whole Dec 21, 2012 that the world will end? Yes on the date, no on the time. In fact, my friends and I have already started planning a 24 hour "End of the World Party" for Dec. 21st, 2012...we are going out in style!!!!

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Does anyone remember Blackjack and Clove Gum? Blackjack gum was disgusting!!!

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While on fire, do you prefer to stop drop and roll, OR attempt to remove what ever is burning? I prefer the run while at the same time screaming and wildly swinging my arms method.

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Admit it;coke tastes better than beer. You drink coke? I smoke it.

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Whats the best fast-food restaurant you've ever been to? Fazoli's

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What are your favorite quotes? "Ass, gas, or grass: Nobody rides for free."

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Do you know Obama's evil plan? No, not better than everyone else...equal to everyone else. And I am not even talking about everyone, just American citizens. All American citizens have constitutional rights, that is not a debate...that is just the way it is. You are on the losing side of this fight, you are arguing FOR UNCONSTITUTIONAL behavior.

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What is your middle name spelt backwards? Mines Anele (I like it!! ;-D ) enobmaR kciD

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How to over come STD's arising on doing of oral sex? I wouldn't worry so much about it, it's only oral!!

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What is the root cause of all Evil? Religious fundamentalists.

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If you were a U.S. President how would you handle a health care system? What would you do different? I would look to other countries whose healthcare system is more effective than ours. I would create a public option for healthcare that is government run and can compete with private companies, this would foster competition and encourage private companies to have better services.

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Why Obama does not condemn Ahmedinejan for denying the Holocaust? What kind of person is this who says it was a lie???? :(( Obama has condemned Ahmedinejan on several occasions, what is sad is that you won't admit it.

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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please! Abortion is a medical procedure that removes a fetus from a woman's body. A fetus, by definition, is not alive...therefore it is not a "life". There is no question of morality....so to answer your question, "no".

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Who do you think is the most evil man of all time, Adolf Hitler or Osama Bin Laden? Dick Cheney.

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I'm in a relationship with a 14 year old and I'm 18, should I stay with him even though the relationship is going well. Sure, if the relationship is going well there is no need to end it.

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What would you do if I bit you hard enough to leave a mark? You'd make me bleed, I'd make you scream and moan...I'd say we are even. :)

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What is considered nature's best food? Calzones.

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What dose oxycotin show up as in a piss test? I don't know but let me be the first to congratulate you on an excellently worded question!

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What would you do if I bit you hard enough to leave a mark? I suppose I would continue having sex with you.

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What is the Apollo's Creed? It doesn't matter now, that damn Russian killed him!!

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Her husband claimed that he cheated on her more than once just to make sure that she (his wife) is the most attractive, beautiful and sexiest woman he's ever met. in your opinion, is adultery justified here? That makes sense. The wife should feel honored that the man stayed with her, apparently he thought she was the best. She should thank him.

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What's something that gets better with age? My hallucinations.

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This is more of a rant than a question. I have a wife that cannot be nice, and it is driving me crazy. We have four beautifull kids so packing and leaving is not an option. How can you get someone else to open their eyes to how treat others, and ME! You should secretly record her being mean to you and then play it back to her.

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I dislike Obama. Am I a racist? Yes.

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My bf punched me and I woke up in hospital unconscious, black eye, massively swollen head I've been with him for 2 years he's in the navy he's strong and always rough with me ... He cried he was so sorry I tried breaking up with him but he pulled me in. From your post it sounds as if he is really sorry that it happened. I think you did the right thing by taking him back, we all deserve a second chance.

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I live with my boyfriend for almost 2 years . He has a 7 years old daughter ,wo comes to our place twice a week for sleepovers +one full day of each wekend..I HATE IT ! She looks exactly like his ex-wife . Who's calling and txting him re:child :(( You should give him an ultimatum...it is either me or your kid, choose!

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Do you have too much pride or litte pride? No

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What state is the craziest in your opinion? Alabama.

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What is something that you should not get wet? Your mogwai.

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What comes to mind when i say "Welfare Cheque" 20" rims on an Impala. Sold gold grillz. Wanna be rappers. "I'm going to be in the NBA when I grow up" All of those things come to my mind when I hear "welfare check".

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If you belong to a vampire coven what is the name of it and what makes you different from other covens. I'm not a member of a vampire coven, but I am a member of a street gang called the T-birds. Its pretty cool because we all where black jackets that say "T-birds" on the back of them and we all can sing really well.

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Besides coffee and oj, what else do you enjoy to drink in the AM? Scotch.

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What is the one tv show that you will never miss an episode to no matter what? LOST and The Office.

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Can someone please tell me why they logically believe in GOD? I'm having troubling believing in GOD from a logical point of view. You don't want to go to HELL, do you?!?!?!?!

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Why prostitutes r always crack headed? It doesn't matter, I'm not buying their head!! Ha!!

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Could I have a kiss? What do you look like? Do you have mouth herpes?

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I am looking for a job that provides housing. I can relocate if necessary. I live in New Jersey. If you work at The Bunny Ranch in Nevada they let you live there.

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If I gave you a light saber what would you do with it? Sell it on ebay.

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Your date get's comfortable and it's time towork your sexy moves, what do you do? Slip her a roofy.

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Which Bible do you use? Nelson ? Schofield ? KJV? NIV ? NKJV ? Or do you even know? If it aint King James it aint the Bible!

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According to the Bible, how does God communicate with mankind? A donkey.

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How do you normally get someone into bed with you? Duct tape and rohypnol.

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If i told you i was an alien would you still talk to me? Donde esta el bano?

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What part of your body do you think is attractive? My scrotum.

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My son lives in florida i like to send him some snacks Awesome! What kind of snacks?

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What the heck is a ______? Fill in the blank dikfur?

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Do you ever go to dating web sites? yeah, www.ashleymadison.com.

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If you could make something more affordable, what would it be? Crystal Meth.

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What movie makes you think of you when you watch it? Cannibal Holocaust.

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Is the translation of the English Bible 100% correct? I'd say it is more correct than the Hebrew version. Yeah, 100% sounds about right...how about 1000%?

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Why am i such a wimp? i was standing right next to her, and i couldent even say hi, i just froze, WTF is wrong with me?! (more details in previouse questions) Maybe you should drink a little to build your confidence.

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Would you be upset if you were planning a Christmas party and one of your FEMALE guests showed up in a VERY short ice-skater RED Santa suit dress, red panties to match and cleavage down to THERE? Oh . . and a MATCHING little red hat with a white ball? No, I wouldn't be upset as much as horny.

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What do you think of "emo" kids? I laugh when they cut themselves.

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Here comes the DR's. BUT am I the only one who is sick of hearing about 9/11? I mean seriously, it was 8 years ago. Isn't it time to get over it? It was light compared to the amount of destruction our troops have caused elsewhere. Maybe you should have been on one of the planes.

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My girlfriend's Ex-Boyfriend has been sending mass emails all over town bad mouthing her and including her nude pictures;is this illegal and would the police be willing to do anything if we report it? How long did they date?

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What is the song name of the pepsi commercial when they are comparing the retro past to the present? It is called "Forever Young" and was originally sung by Bob Dylan.

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Why don't Republicans support Obama encouraging children to do well in school? Because if we can keep the kids dumb they are more likely to vote Republican.

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What body part do you wash first in the shower? I always wash my hair first.

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When driving, who's more annoying? The person that won't get out of your way or the one tailgating you? The person who is driving slow in the fast lane and wont get out of the way.

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What makes a true christian? Hypocracy?

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Was Kennedy's death and the honor he recieved a systemic problem in the nature of the corruption DC? In what way?

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How do you get over your ex-boyfriend.... I lost my virginity to him ... it's hard!!!!!! You have to make him love you! Keep trying!!

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I haven't eaten at all today, and I'm in school. I don't have money for lunch or a lunch I brought. How do I stop thinking about food until I get home at the glorious time, 3:00 p.m.? You could find a weaker kid and make him give you his lunch money.

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We have a 13 yr old daughter who wears 2much makeup. We dont want her wearing dark eye makeup, esp eye liner. It looks cheap on her young, pale complexion. She openly defys us and wears it, not even trying to hide it. It's a constant battle. What to do? Who is buying the makeup for her?

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Who is dumber: Bush or Palin? Yes.

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What are the best things you can do to win over any guy's heart? Especially if they are chasing another girl who likes them as well? blowjobs

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Is there another word for amputee that's more polite? Lt. Dan?

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Ln(5-2x)=-7, solve for x X=7

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How do you know you have the gift? You can bend spoons with your mind.

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Exactly just how much is a "shitload"? Enough to know that if you have a "shitload" you are in "deep shit".

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Something that is prohibited on most beaches? Sex with animals.

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Who would you like to see elected President of the USA in 2012? Barack Hussein Obama!

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In 1965, civil-rights leaders consistently claimed that Lyndon Johnson was "the best president that American blacks ever had." Nuh-uh!!! Really?

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What's one thing you should not do, when drunk? Have sex with a horse.

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Lyndon Johnson was "the best president that American blacks ever had." Declarative. I like it!

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Have you found a place in the world that is better than where you are now? (2009-09-04) Why did you add the date to the end of this question?

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Can you name something that someone might catch? Herpes.

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What would you do if you woke up in the morning and hitler was asleep beside you? Fuck him?

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Would you scream or stay calm if you were abducted by aliens? Ass akimbo....bring on the probe!!!

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How do I let my 14 year old step daughter know that I love her? She has not ever had a mom and questions my love for her. Buy her stuff, then she will love you.

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How will Make your Husband Happy? Anal.

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Name one thing you usually find on board an aircraft a cock pit.

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Parents, how would you feel if your child was self harming? I'd tell my kid to stop being an idiot.

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How should a VERY shy girl talk to a guy? Let your breats do the talkin'!

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Whose political viewpoints would you like to see put into practice today? Thomas Jefferson's or Alexander Hamilton's? Or a mixture of both? Alexander Hamilton.

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One of the World Greatest oppressors died yesterday he made us slaves to the Government throught crazy taxation will you miss him? Why is "World Greatest" capitalized? Shouldn't it be "world's greatest"? Your question is a run-on sentence, are you familiar with punctuation. Why did you use the word "throw", it doesn't make any sense. Are you stupid? Seriously, are you?

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What age do you think is perfect to get married? That depends, are you Mormon?

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Instead of responding to the brainless, dense, dumb, foolish, idiotic, imbecilic, laughable, ludicrous, moronic, obtuse, simple-minded, stupid, thickheaded questions of Trolls. Why not just DR them and be done with it? I know, right?! Geez!!

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Who are your top 3 favorite comedians of all time? Mitch Hedberg Dave Chappell Mike Birbiglia

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What qualitys do you think a boyfriend should have? For me? Tits and a vagina.

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What is the word for a group of weasels? Religious Republicans

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Please name some things that America has done for the good of the world. U.S. haters, please feel free to chime in, but don't need a list of what you see as "bad" things or rambling about the side effects of acts which were started with good intentions. Pornography

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Is it ok for guys to wear thongs because i do and i think that they are very comfortable to wear please give me your answers thanks No, it's not ok. Ever.

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Why do men control when to have sex, we sleep with them when we are not interested Because we have the penis, thats why!

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What comes to mind when i say "Saturday Night Live!!" Landshark.....Candygram....

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What kind of spell can i do to kill someone? You can put your AIDS on a public toilet seat. That'll kill them...eventually.

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What did you hurt that you had to go to rehab for? My nose *wink*

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Is it possible you are made a mistake? It's true, I are made several mistakes.

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What would you do if you were US President? (only one thing) Two chicks at the same time.

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Close your eyes. Relax. What do you see? One brown eye staring back at me!

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I'm a 14 year old and wish to know how to get a boyfriend. Any advise Boys like heavy petting.

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How the world will end. With a whisper.

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Can you guess what my secret ingredient is? Soylent Green?

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How do I get my husband to eat healthier while he's at work? Be mean to him, call him "fat ass" and "lard ass" throughout the evening and on the weekends. Pretty soon he'll get the point.

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What would you do if you just met a potential mate, and you found out they lied about their age. and other things like being a college graduate and graduated highschool when he/she was 16, and worked for Wolf Gang Puck making $140,000.00 a year? Duct tape them naked to a tree and leave.

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What is the best ROCK ALBUM ever created? Pink Floyd "The Wall"

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Would you rather have someone be honest with you even though it may be harsh, or have someone be fake and nice to you? Fake and nice, I like nice people.

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What's so good about bacon? EVERYTHING!!! Bacon makes everything better!!!

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How do you know when your girlfriend is cheating on you? A gaping butthole would be a sign.

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What is so good about meat? It's beatable.

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Is it possible that all things are infinite? No, not all things are infinite.

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I am 19 and I am having a long distance relationship. we cannot see each other for 4 or 5 years later. Do you think this long distance relationship will work out? Will guys wait for this long for their girlfriends? Please help me. Depends...what do you look like?

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My 11 month old son was crying from my room and when i walk in he has a sheet and my husband holding a pillow over his face trying to make him go to sleep. he act good w my son when im around. I feared he was abusing my child in the past . sound like abus Maybe they were playing. Did you ask your husband what was going on?

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People say that napoleon had not rivals but i dissagree ibelieve arther wessely aka duck of wellington was more that his match what are your foughts on it? Huh?

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What is wrong with being an atheists? other than eternal hellfire, nothing at all.

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When all else fails, I can rely upon ________________ to get me through. crack

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Why is answerbag unvable? Because of you dad, I did it because of YOU!!!!

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The New York Post reports that Bernie Madoff has terminal cancer. Should the judge let him go home? Yes.

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I realy realy need a job can any one please help me There's good money in stripping!

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What are some of the more interesting AB categories you've come across? Cock and Ball Torture.

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Is God a women? Does a pope shit in the woods?

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Who was the maddest leader of all time? George Walker Bush

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What can you do if you are upset and start crying in a public place and can't stop? Shit your pants and start banging your head against the nearest wall.

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The Lockerbie bomber, who inserted a bomb on a plane that killed 283 people, was released early from prison because of pancreatic cancer. Libya gave him a 'hero's welcome' when he arrived. Were you upset at this? I guess it's time we put a bomb on a Lybian commerical airliner...right? RIGHT??

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Who are the Vikings going to play in the Superbowl? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... ...... ......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Do you think Obama is Osama with his beard and facial hair shaved off? I mean, why is the guy who killed 3000 innocent Americans on 9/11 our President? Isn't it awesome that the person who asked this question is named kingofjesus? Are all Christians this idiotic?

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Did Arnold Swarchenegger execute Stanley Tookie Williams because he was black? Is it true the LAPD gets paid by the city to shoot innocent black and hispanic people? LAPD officers are paid a stipend for any non-white citizen they kill.

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Any thoughts on why Obama has started lying to the american people? Because he's half white?

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What is the saddest break up song you know? Too Drunk To Fuck by the Dead Kennedys.

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What do children want more than anything from their parents? Playstation 3

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Name one thing you would enjoy doing with me? Get drunk and drive around.

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I have got a muslim boyfriend, and we have been together for 7month he tells me stuff about his religion. i have read some of the quran and i beleive in it and allah, he has opened my eyes. I want to become muslim, how do i do it? I think you either have to be "beat in" or "sexed in"...scary stuff!!

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Do you think Michael Jackson showed this picture to a surgeon and said "make me look like this?" (LINK) Probably, it would certainly seem so.

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Does anyone else think Bruce Springsteen is extremely over-rated? No way!!

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Best way to find a man? http://www.ashleymadison.com

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Im a 15 year old girl nd my 13 year old friend is pregnant now im really wantin a baby i never felt dis way be4 i dont care bout nothn but havin a baby wat do i do? Who knows, if you get pregnant when you turn 16 maybe you will get a show on MTV!! See, it isn't ALL bad.

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If it came down to it, would you kill to ensure the survival of your children? Without hesitation.

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What's an annoying teen trend these days? Feltching.

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After reading some answers in here I know we have more than a handful of experts in various fields on answerbag and this thread will prove what a great community we have. What is your proffession and what academic degrees do you hold? I'm a neuro-physicist. I graduated from MIT in 1982.

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Why is there evil and suffering in the world? Because of the Republicans.

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I heard that cancers were the most stupid horoscope. Is this true? Yes, sadly it is true.

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Would you ever sleep in your attac? No, thats where I keep the bodies.

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What is the most digusting thing you've learned reading www.urbandictionary.com? feltching.

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So... I came across Jon & Kate plus 8 on Discovery the other night... That woman! My goodness - What do you think of Kate? I'd tap it.

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Why do policemen like shooting black ppl so much? Because they are harder targets??

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I heard that a policeman gets a raise and promotion for every criminal they shoot and kill. Is this true? Yep.

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Im gonna be haveing my first baby and someone told me you poo during labor :s lol thats not true is it and if it is how do ya stop it You could wear a buttplug.

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You are right i have nothing and no where to go.and no family or friends. but do i deserve to be treated like this. does any one. i stay home i go no where i do nothing but clean. and all i am told is how dumb i am and that no one else would ever have me. You should join networking sites (since you obviously have access to a computer) that way you can get some friends. If you are staying at home constantly and don't have a job then you probably should be cleaning! Remember, cleanliness is next to Godliness. Why are you called dumb? Do you have trouble speaking? Maybe you should work on some phonetics. I hope this helps.

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Does anyone else hate it when you ask or answer a question and then under the comment section, two people carry on a conversation and so it appears you have a new comment but then every time you check it's just two people chatting with each other? I thought you had a lot of control around here Phoenix.

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Tom Petty is one of the artists who has transcended the late '70's to become an icon. What is your favorite Tom Petty song? Do you have a video to include in your answer or want me to play one for you? Just ask. Swingin'

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What one should do, if one's daughter is being beaten up by her husband in front of you, but ofcourse daughter is at fault. Since the daughter is a fault, after the beating you should sit the daughter down and tell her exactly why she was corrected. Hopefully she will see the error of her ways.

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If you know a girl is way outta your league, how do you convince her to give you a chance? You could blackmail her.

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My husband puts me down all the time nothing i do is good enough.he calls me names, and tells me this is his house if anyone leaves it will be me. And tells me he bought the food in the house i can't eat it, then he will be sorry he said Well he is your husband and you made a vow before God and man to stay with him forever. Divorce should not be an option. You should stay with him and honor your vow. It sounds to me like you are the person that he relieves his stress on, embrace that role. Good day!

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Which Sci-fi movie or game do you think helps predict what the future might look like? Fallout 3

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I'm a white girl and i really like this black boy from school.He often looks at me,but i'm not sure does he like me.I don't really know how to attract him and totally don't know what kind of girls black guyes like.I'd be really thankful if you help "what kind of girls black guyes like"? From my observation, black guys like big white girls. Just an observation.

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Who do i pray to , or ask for the help to get off drugs and become the man im supossed to be? Shiva

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What are reasons you have for taking off your wedding ring? Fisting.

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What hurts first time? Fisting.

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I'm a heterosexual, I'm a man that likes women, what do you think about that? Do you watch pornography?

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Why do southerners have a bad reputation? I was just called a freak because i'm from the south. What is wrong with people? I honestly want to know what the deal is. We aren't stupid. We don't sleep with our cousins. I'm offended that people think so. Southerners don't sleep with their cousins? I thought that was common knowledge. Wow, you learn something new everyday! Tell me this...do most of them live in trailor parks?

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Are you confidant you are going to heaven when you die Heaven? Where is that?

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_________________ is by far better than having sex.... Anal sex is far better than having sex...

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I feel sorry for this girl because she's ugly. Should I tell her? That depends, does she know she is ugly? If not, then yes...someone should tell her. I wouldn't do it in person though, send her an anonymous letter so she doesn't get mad at you.

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What is it that gives some elderly people a foul odor? Herpes.

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Is there Any other Ghetto's around other than black ones (and not in NA)? What about trailor parks?

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Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common phrase. 1. (Observe) (previous to) you (jump). Look before you leap?

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Whats something you haven't done in a month of sundays? Donkey punch a grandma.

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Men what would you do if a girl that is really cute and takes your breath away kissed you and you where not exspecting it? I'd probably dry-hump her thigh.

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There is a guy, Christoph Luxenberg, who forwards a thesis that the Quran is misunderstood and is not about a new religion, rather is really a lectionary about Christianity. If this is true, what will happen to the Muslim world? Will they accept this? Some religous nutjob will probably call for the death of Mr. Luxenberg...sad but true.

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Who is the funniest character on Seinfeld? Are you kidding me?!?! DAVID PUTTY!!!!! "Gotta support the team!" "I'm not the one that is going to burn in hell!" "Feels like an Arby's night."

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Do you think Jesus would have been in favor of free healthcare for all citizens? And my observation was obvious as well. You don't want to have an honest debate so you resort to personal attacks. You are obviously an intellectual inferior. Hey, smart guy, it is actually "Que Sera Sera"...don't you hate it when you are trying to be an asshole and you screw something up, like a word that should be "obvious" to spell.

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What's one thing you regularly do that you know you shouldn't? Huff gold spray paint out of a paper bag.

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Wat do u do if ur datein sumone but ur inlove wit ur ex still but ur fallin 4 the 1 ur wit now? Go to school.

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What's the point of voting for a republican if they are not for lower taxes and smaller government anymore? Because you're a racist?

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What is your motto in life? "Ass, gas, or grass...nobody rides for free."

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If your husband never wanted to spend time with you, but when his friends called to go out, he was out the door...you've tried counseling, talking about it, the works...If he was very controlling and degrading to you and your child, would you leave? Absolutely not, you vowed to stay with this person before God and man. To break that sacred covenant is a sin.

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I know this is wierd. But i`m 16 and my boyfriend until today is 32 he is married with a kid. He says hes gonna leave her and we have had sex. what do i do. Im suicidal over this. :S Hang in there, he is probably making plans to get a divorce right now. These things take time to work out, you just have to trust him.

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Where and when did language got formed? Detroit.

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Why are right wing America suddenly attacking the NHS in the UK? It has it flaws but i personally think its great because i know when i get sick i'll get the treatment i need without having to worry about money. I think it is because if we have free healthcare for everyone in the United States the government will kill your grandmother...or something like that.

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My life would suck without _________________________. crack cocaine.

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What could make a normal person turn into a murderer? Either religion or women.

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How would you decorate your mobile home? Elvis figurines.

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I am getting tired of my step-son eating up all the food in the house. Today, he was cooking himself 3 chicken breast! Do you think if I serve dinner with an empty space on the plate where the chicken should be, that my wife might get the message? Tell that arrogant prick to get a job and help out witht the groceries!

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What is the difference between the peace the world gives and the peace Jesus gives? I'm not 100% sure, but I think the peace Jesus gives makes you want to shoot abortion doctors.

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How many times a week do u think a young engaged couple should have sex? Probably 10 vaginal and 3 anal...at a minimum.

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Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Probably because they think that poor people don't have anything better to do.

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What do you take pleasure in doing? Wearing a cape and fighting crime.

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What food do you not like?(Give a reason please.) Celery. Because it tastes like celery.

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Obama, Why stupid people shouldn't vote. Agree or disagree? Actually studies show that Democrats are more educated than Republicans. http://www.eduinreview.com/blog/2008/09/are-democrats-more-educated-than-republicans/ I'd say the stupid ones are the people who voted for GWB, twice!

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Are you an Ass-person or Boob-person? Yes

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Do you believe in that life came from non-living matter? (Abiogenesis) Why or why not? No, through faith I believe that Zeus created life on Mount Olympus. I can't prove it, you just have to "believe it"!

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What are reasons you have for taking off your wedding ring? To cheat?

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What might you use a rope for? auto erotic exfixiation

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How do you overcome lust? Anal

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Who do you think was the greatest person who ever lived? Larry Flynt

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How do YOU define the word slut? Lydia from Big Brother.

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Hi I usually only watch lesbian and straight porn but now and then I get the urge to watch shemale porn...please help... Im 18 havent had a girlfriend since I was 8 and I havent had sex. after I watch shemale porn I feel dirty and ill. You should keep watching it until those feelings of guilt subside.

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What's one business you might like to get into? Porn director

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If me and you were worst enemies and i bought you an ipod nano in a colour of your choice would you still hate me? Yes.

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How can i be a better lover Viagra

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When you think of Alabama, you think of...what? Roy Moore

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How to make your job interview a successful one so that you land the job? Short skirts and plunging necklines.

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When you think of horses, you think of...what? Kenneth Pinyan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

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If you were single and looking, what is one thing you'd find unattractive in another? A penis.

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What might someone do on a date, that would really turn you on? Oral sex?

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Ask me something? Anything ....... Why are my hemmoroids acting up?

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When you are single and looking what type of person does it seem like you attract, which is not the kind of person you want to attract? I look for alcoholic women with low self-esteem and a "daddy" complex.

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Do you have a Japanese garden, if so, what do you have in it? Sand and rocks.

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Name something a Man with a Wig should never do........? Have sex with a goat.

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How should i tell my mom i`m lesbian? I'd send her a strippergram.

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What is the difference between Gordon brown and a dumbass titface with one eye? Gordon Brown has two eyes?

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My Best Friend's wife is__________? short

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If you had a telescope would you spy on your neighbours? Yes

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How did HIV/AIDS spread from Africa to the rest of the world? Toilet Seats

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Why does my husband hide watching shemale porn from me? You should ask his boss and co-workers and see what they say.

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Do Cialis and Verdenafil work, and are they safer than Viagra? Getting a better looking girlfriend works better than both of those drugs!

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What was the last thing that you picked up from a motel? Ghonnorhea.

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What happens with the fat when people have liposuction? Hotdogs

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What movie has released the best Soundtrack? Do you remember the movie "One Fine Day" with George Clooney. I never saw the movie but the Soundtrack is amazing.

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Who, today, makes a good role model for a gay teenager? Ryan Seacrest and Ann Coulter

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Im a size 6, my b/f wants me much smaller. Guys are telling me that if I loved him, I would starve myself down to where he wants me. Is this really what men think love is? That sounds reasonable.

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What's something you like having in your mouth? Boobs.

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If Obama will not be good to Israel will Rahm Emanuel, as an Israeli guy, quit his job? Rahm Emanuel isn't Israeli, he is American.

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What would you say to a girl if she slept with you but you peed the bed from drinking too much beer and it soaked her? urine trouble.

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Real or Fake, which boobs are better? Real, unless they look like monkey-tits.

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When an female make it in to Playboy: Achievement or Disgrace? I guess it depends on what the girl looks like, doesn't it?

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What are compliments boys like to hear? "Its too big!"

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Is it Bush's Fault People bought homes they couldn't afford? Probably.

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Do you like Michigan hotdogs? No, but I like "Chicago Chili Dogs".

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Whats a good comeback for "wow your cool" Slap them in the face with your dick.

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Why would anybody want to send a vial of HIV infected blood to the White House? Only a treasonous letch who should be left to rot in the public square would do something like this...or Rush Limbaugh.

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My husband of five years does not have a romantic bone in him. I am so envious of my friends romantic husbands. I don't want material things i just want him to make me feel special. I feel like he takes me for granted? What can I do More oral.

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Do you like facebook? Have you used it yet? Yes, Facebook is fun. Do you want to be my friend? :)

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Can I just fall to my knees and cry for no reason? Can I point at you and laugh?

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Who is the best western book writer and what is the best book about the old west that you have read? "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy. No question. One of the best prose in American literature.

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If the Titanic sinking never happened... Do you think it would have changed something in our world today? Leonardo DiCaprio would be doing porn instead of mainstream films.

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Who hates shallow women No, I like deep women....you know what I'm talking about!!

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How do you get rid of evil spirits in the home? Xanax and Prozac.

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What are you too old for? 12 year olds, dude.

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What is something a door to door salesman might try to sell you? A new door?

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Who are good candidates liposuction surgery? Insecure fat chicks.

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Is it too young to be engaged at 16 when he's 19. If we are really in love? Well, Romeo and Juliet were 16 if that matters.

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Who hates common people? Republicans

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What if i like 2 guys but they are straight what do i do? You have to turn them gay.

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What are the best ways to show your animals you love and care for them? Jerky

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What one word would you use to describe external genitalia? Dangling

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Do you want to date a man out of your race? I am a black girl and I met a handsome man on Blackwhiteconnect.com. He said we can date. Now I am a little confused. As you know, interracial relationship contains Pain and sadness. But I really really love him I'll have to check out blackwhiteconnect.com, not because I'm looking for someone but because I want to see who is.

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Do white girls like indian men I think it depends a lot on what tribe the man belongs to.

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Should church income be taxed? Wow, I've never seen this question on AB before!

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My son is 18 and a very good kid. He graduated early, works, never comes home drunk or high from a party. All of his friends say that he is what saves them from being stupid...but his room is a horrible mess. Should I get mad or just clean it myself? Ground him until he cleans it. It sounds like he is disrespecting you and he needs to be put in his place!

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I'm not able to maintain or get an erection from women. It's not that way with men. I get so stressed out when I date women because of this problem. I'm trying to be straight but my body want respond. Am I sick- what should I do? Maybe you should talk to a Baptist pastor. I think they have re-education camps that can turn people straight.

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When was the last time you were handcuffed? March 1999, I don't remember the day.

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Apart from Jesus, who were the other people in the Bible that were conceived through artifical insemination? Hermaphrodite

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What was the first mass-produced soft drink in the United States? Dr. Pepper

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Is there a name for a teenager that doesn't steal, but hides or relocates things belonging to others, in their home? I think you call someone who does that a thief.

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Are you pretty good at drinking and driving? Yeah, I can keep it between the lines.

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Who is your number one musical inspiration if you have any and why? Fred Durst and the lead singer from Creed.

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When do you need Viagra? When your dick won't get hard anymore.

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I recently ran over a small girl....so i put her in my trunk and now it is starting to stink...any tips on how to remove the smell? Febreeze.

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What have you done in your kitchen that you would find absolutely appalling in a restaurant's kitchen? Ejaculated.

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Why do you think jeffrey dahmer became a serial killer? Hunger panges?

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What ever happened to Bill Nye the Science Guy? Didn't he overdose on poisonous mushrooms?

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How do we know if that Indian governor was born in the United States? Rumor is that he was born in Mumbai, India.

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Once your piss is clear that means youre clean?(from thc) I have heard that if you drink a capful of bleach in will clean out your system.

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Two Muffins Are Sitting In An Oven? Muffin #1: "Does it feel warm in here?" Muffin #2: "YIKES! A TALKING MUFFIN!" Aristocrats!

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What do you bring on an airplane to entertain yourself? Either some fireworks or one of those realistic fuck dolls.

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Why are your pants down? Uh, because its hot on this playground.

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I smoked crack last night and had sex with 3 prostitutes on a bed full of hypodermic needles and now I have a drug test. What can I do to pass? I've heard that if you drink a capful of bleach that it will clean out your system.

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Should Octa-Mom make a porno and do it for the kids? Yes, the more porn there is in the world the better.

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Where is a place that people "relieve" themselves that is not a bathroom? Sometimes people shit in a paper bag so that they can put it on someones doorstep and set it on fire.

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Is there is any U.S girl want to marry or date with indian guy? What tribe are you?

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What do you eat for breakfast I usually stop at the Citgo and pick up a couple of those .99 cent Budweisers that are shaped like bowling pins. They usually get me through until lunchtime.

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Is there a show on tv that you just can't stand? Grey's Anatomy

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If you were a principle in a middleschool, and you walked to the restroom and you saw an 8th grader (MALE) and a 7th grader (FEMALE) having sex, what would you do as far as punishment? Well, either the boy or the girl would be in big trouble for being in the wrong bathroom...unless of course we are talking about one of those unisex cripple bathrooms.

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What size cock really pleases a lady One that is 3 inches bigger than your's, and wider too!

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Have you ever had a pepperoni and cheese omelet? No...but you know, it doesn't sound all that bad.

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Is 4 - 6 bowel movements a day too many / unhealthy? Wow, you're full of shit!

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What is something you "chop up"? Chopin, eh? :)

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Medical insurance will pay to have a womans breast reduced, because of back pain. so, why doesn't medical insurance pay to have a mans big stomach reduced, because of back pain? whats the difference? One difference between the two is that I don't like to suck on a "man's big stomach" during sex.

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Have you ever been to a gay beach? If so where? Fire Island

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What is something you "chop up"? Cocaine

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I know it hurts to get shot but like how bad Like, a lot!

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A co-worker's husband committed suicide. What do we say to her? "What did you do?"

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Who was president when your Mother was born? Eisenhower.

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If someone here reveals they have Asperger’s Syndrome or other forms of Autism, would you or would you not take them off your friends list? Yeah, because I don't want to get it.

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Do you think your childrens textbooks are biased towards that left? No, I think they are biased toward the dumb.

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If a mother and child came up to you and told you that they're hungry and broke,would you help them? No.

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Do you find Michelle Obama attractive? I'd tap it.

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Do you have a TV in your bathroom? No, but I will tomorrow after reading this question!!

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a woman when she is tired? "Bitch, get up! Ho!"

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If you were Cinderella..what would you change back into at midnight? An overweight, white, almost 30-something...

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What do i do if i catch my boyfriend checking out a friend of mine? menage a'trois

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I thought Michelle Obama looked stunning at the Presidential Address to Congress, do you agree? I'd tap it.

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Whats the worst thing about attending weddings? I'd say it has to be primae noctis.

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Do illiterate people scare you? Does they scare you?

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What are the last 5 books that you read? "Dress Your Family in Courdaroy and Denim" By David Sedaris "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris "The Fuck Up" by Arthur Nersesain "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy

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How much should a stay at home babysitter make That depends, what do you look like?

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What not to say to the Pope? How about a little ass to mouth?

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What kind of snakes do you like? Alabama Black Snake...you know what I'm talking about!!

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What's your favorite Mel Brooks Film? Spaceballs, no contest.

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What is the one Thing you always run out of at home? Ammunition

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Why is chelsea clinton still virgin? Because of vagina dentata.

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Who is the most famous Athlete in History? Dick Trickle

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Do you think you, personally, could kill a cow with your bare hands? Could you not push fingers through it's eyes and try to do damage to the brain?

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Thoughts on younger girls dating older men for money My immediate thought is, "Isn't American great!". Capitalism at its finest!

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