Answerbag: R U Sirius's answers

Answer to What was one of Cato's deceptive ploys when fighting with the Inspector Clouseau? /

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:35:56 -0700

What was one of Cato's deceptive ploys when fighting with the Inspector Clouseau? /

My favorite was Cato hiding in the refrigerator. He was in there for quite some time because he had frost on his hair. I'll never get over that.

Answer to Would you eat a pizza for breakfast??

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:33:00 -0700

Would you eat a pizza for breakfast??

Yes and I now eat pancakes at McDonalds for dinner because now they serve it 24 hours!

Answer to What farm animal do you eat like? As in the movement of your jaws and not your diet.

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:48:07 -0700

What farm animal do you eat like? As in the movement of your jaws and not your diet.

The chomping motion like a crocodile. One time I was sitting at the table about to eat some spaghetti when all of a sudden I started to thrash around. I eventually stopped and found myself laying on top of the table wrapped in spaghetti. That sucked because I still haven't consumed the spaghetti.

Answer to Those of you who bite your fingernails do you also bite your toenails?

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:37:18 -0700

Those of you who bite your fingernails do you also bite your toenails?

I know what you're trying to do, it's the socks isn't it? I know a ploy when I see one.

Answer to Burst out_____________?

Tue, 22 May 2012 15:32:30 -0700

Burst out_____________?

Like I'm an alien who's after Sigourny Weaver..................

Answer to what do you think of jumping off a plane to hang glide? i was wondering that for a loong time, and also afraid of heights

Fri, 18 May 2012 20:11:16 -0700

what do you think of jumping off a plane to hang glide? i was wondering that for a loong time, and also afraid of heights

Just be careful.........start small.........I jumped out of the plane when I realized I had forgotten my parachute. When I graduated to the hang glider, a 747 smacked me in my crotch......................so please be prepared.

Answer to Have you met a super-prude who gets upset if you say something like "breast of chicken?"

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:39:48 -0700

Have you met a super-prude who gets upset if you say something like "breast of chicken?"

Sounds like a damn good bowl of soup to me........The hell with the super prudes.

Answer to is it bad to pee in the shower?

Tue, 15 May 2012 18:01:05 -0700

is it bad to pee in the shower?

In the words of George Costanza..........Their just pipes!

Answer to Can an animal have bipolar disorder?

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:55:37 -0700

Can an animal have bipolar disorder?

No....I would say us Humans have inherited all the Bipolarness....

Answer to Would banging your head repeatedly against a wall be an effective cure for a hangover?

Tue, 15 May 2012 03:45:03 -0700

Would banging your head repeatedly against a wall be an effective cure for a hangover?

more like an effective cure for stupidity..................

Answer to Does E.T. smoke marijuana?

Tue, 15 May 2012 02:31:09 -0700

Does E.T. smoke marijuana?

Don't ever pull his finger when he asks you to...............

Answer to I have OCD. And a really annoying need for perfection. How can I accept my wife's body after she gives birth? I don't want to be like this

Mon, 14 May 2012 19:00:18 -0700

I have OCD. And a really annoying need for perfection. How can I accept my wife's body after she gives birth? I don't want to be like this

OCD is real disorder so I can sympathize..........There is no reasoning when it comes to OCD. So I can imagine the comments that will come your way. I'm hoping that you and your wife can find a way to deal with this..........like you both have found a way to deal with it before she got pregnant.

Answer to Reasons why he doesn't want to tell me the truth?

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:53:25 -0700

Reasons why he doesn't want to tell me the truth?

The main reason is that you keep on talking about Loreena Bobbit with a smile on your face............

Answer to Who would you say is the most organised in your family ?

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:45:39 -0700

Who would you say is the most organised in your family ?

Sorry but my family isn't in to organized crime..

Answer to The name of this plant is called ____________?

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:33:57 -0700

The name of this plant is called ____________?

Penis fly trap..............

Answer to Did Ron Howard ever admit to being embarrassed by his weird brother "Clint?" (AKA Balok)

Mon, 14 May 2012 15:43:58 -0700

Did Ron Howard ever admit to being embarrassed by his weird brother "Clint?" (AKA Balok)

Well if he was..............his daughter more than made up for it. She is breathtakingly beautiful and a talented actress.

Answer to how to break the physical barrier with the girl..!!??

Mon, 14 May 2012 15:25:29 -0700

how to break the physical barrier with the girl..!!??

Being physical should happen naturally, spontaneously. There is no how-to-book.............If you try to get physical in the first 10 minutes then you need to make this a reality show.

Answer to What is the hardest part of your day?

Mon, 14 May 2012 15:13:34 -0700

What is the hardest part of your day?

A co-worker who eats Korean food and I can smell him 15 feet away..........................

Answer to Have you ever felt " ashamed " of yourself for any reason?

Mon, 14 May 2012 15:05:01 -0700

Have you ever felt " ashamed " of yourself for any reason?

Yes.......once I changed my socks and I will never do that again.

Answer to How do u kick a spouse out if he goes against y i told him.not to buy a boat and he did

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:07:36 -0700

How do u kick a spouse out if he goes against y i told him.not to buy a boat and he did

He bought it, he can go live in it.............be interesting how the bathroom situation turns out.

Answer to I've got 99 problems but a ______________ain't one. =D

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:00:12 -0700

I've got 99 problems but a ______________ain't one. =D

bottle of beer........................unless you add 98.

Answer to Do you put your napkin in your lap when you eat?

Thu, 10 May 2012 13:55:52 -0700

Do you put your napkin in your lap when you eat?

I don't wear clothes when I eat.............so that I can immediately run into the shower. Yes it's more difficult when going out to eat............I'm working on solving that.

Answer to why are apples red ? is it because the farmer started to bleed on the seeds ? or is it something different ?

Wed, 09 May 2012 18:17:13 -0700

why are apples red ? is it because the farmer started to bleed on the seeds ? or is it something different ?

Yes and they are green because he was picking his nose......................

Answer to Everyone knows that when you reheat a hard boiled egg say 30 seconds it will explode.

Wed, 09 May 2012 17:01:06 -0700

Everyone knows that when you reheat a hard boiled egg say 30 seconds it will explode.

Everyone also knows when you eat 30 hard boiled eggs..... you will sit on the toilet and explode.

Answer to Do you collect your ear wax in a jar or plastic container?

Wed, 09 May 2012 14:12:30 -0700

Do you collect your ear wax in a jar or plastic container?

neither...........It continues to collect in my ear which is why I can't hear.

Answer to Do you have a hanging belly

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:24:40 -0700

Do you have a hanging belly

I'm working on some hanging buttocks..................and 1 side hangs more than the other...I haven't figured that out yet.

Answer to What is the last thing that someone did /said, that made you think to yourself " thats really impressive" ?

Tue, 08 May 2012 14:20:31 -0700

What is the last thing that someone did /said, that made you think to yourself " thats really impressive" ?

A certain person who said that her couch was a 9..............................That my friend, is one HELL of a couch. I will definetely check it for spare change.

Answer to Some people are born to be evil - True or false?

Tue, 08 May 2012 14:09:54 -0700

Some people are born to be evil - True or false?

True...................That is why there is no socks in my dresser.

Answer to My friend is remodeling his bathroom & putting in a bidet. Is there protocol for using a bidet? How will he tell his guests?

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:19:55 -0700

My friend is remodeling his bathroom & putting in a bidet. Is there protocol for using a bidet? How will he tell his guests?

Telling guests? Are you kidding me? my protocol is that guests don't find out until I use my remote control............................

Answer to What's something you should NOT say to a new home owner?

Mon, 07 May 2012 14:05:34 -0700

What's something you should NOT say to a new home owner?

The murders that happened here were thought to be accidental...............

Answer to What do you view as extremely brutal? Why?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:48:30 -0700

What do you view as extremely brutal? Why?

Someone who ties my hands above my head, tickles my ribs while spitting skittles at me...................

Answer to Would you let Lady Gaga sodomize you with a broken glowstick?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:47:01 -0700

Would you let Lady Gaga sodomize you with a broken glowstick?

Why not............she already had her way with me with her disco stick.

Answer to How do you tend to feel at wedding ceremonies? Why?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:45:58 -0700

How do you tend to feel at wedding ceremonies? Why?

Sore...........look, I can't help that I'm addicted to wedding cake.

Answer to When was the last time you whacked a piñata? What fell out, if anything?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:39:11 -0700

When was the last time you whacked a piñata? What fell out, if anything?

and there is always someone who has to try and hold the pinata.....................it wasn't candy that was pouring out.

Answer to What would you do if your best friend told you they don't want to be your friend anymore?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:36:14 -0700

What would you do if your best friend told you they don't want to be your friend anymore?

oh? and I was about to tell you I won the Mega Millions lottery Jackpot..................

Answer to What do you think of a person that always says; "Beer always tastes better when someone else pays for it".

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:33:03 -0700

What do you think of a person that always says; "Beer always tastes better when someone else pays for it".

I think that at the end of the night, we should make sure he gets the bill.........................

Answer to If someone told you he or she is not controlling, but then he or she slapped you until you said that he or she isn't, what would you think?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:32:04 -0700

If someone told you he or she is not controlling, but then he or she slapped you until you said that he or she isn't, what would you think?

I would tell her that this tickling thing has really got out of hand............and I'd tell her she slaps like a girl.

Answer to how often do you have to call your own cellphone to find it?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:11:36 -0700

how often do you have to call your own cellphone to find it?

Not much.........However, I do call it at times because I'm lonely.

Answer to Do you ever have a dream that you have more than 2 nostrils?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:08:04 -0700

Do you ever have a dream that you have more than 2 nostrils?

It's not a dream, it's a nightmare...................because the tissue I have is no bigger than my thumb nail.

Answer to What would you do if an animal was coming after you to have you for supper?

Fri, 04 May 2012 14:02:52 -0700

What would you do if an animal was coming after you to have you for supper?

Could a turtle be considered an animal? If the answer is yes then I would play Fruit Ninja on my I-Phone.

Answer to How do you feel about baseball? Why?

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:59:48 -0700

How do you feel about baseball? Why?

What's on first? NO! Who's on first........................

Answer to What can be done to encourage artists to use language that is inappropriate for younger age groups?

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:49:05 -0700

What can be done to encourage artists to use language that is inappropriate for younger age groups?

that would be...................Nothing!

Answer to How much lecturing can you tolerate?

Fri, 04 May 2012 12:36:17 -0700

How much lecturing can you tolerate?

....................WHAT!

Answer to What's the worst advice yoh ever took?

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:06:05 -0700

What's the worst advice yoh ever took?

It's ok to feed that alligator............

Answer to There's a hole in my trousers. Should I keep wearing it out if laziness?

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:31:16 -0700

There's a hole in my trousers. Should I keep wearing it out if laziness?

no.................keep wearing it out of pride.

Answer to What does it mean when someone says "Get in my belly"?

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:27:01 -0700

What does it mean when someone says "Get in my belly"?

That was me answering the question if I will be eating the 3rd donut........................

Answer to Do you pick your nose in the privacy of your home?

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:19:18 -0700

Do you pick your nose in the privacy of your home?

No......in the privacy of yours............Thats not gum underneath your table.

Answer to Are you a worrywort? On a scale of 1-10 ( 10 = pass the medication)?

Thu, 03 May 2012 15:12:59 -0700

Are you a worrywort? On a scale of 1-10 ( 10 = pass the medication)?

No and I don't like anything about Harry Potter................

Answer to If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say?

Thu, 03 May 2012 14:54:23 -0700

If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say?

I'm tired of you picking Brad Pitt all time..............Haven't you over done the Joe Black thing?

Answer to Men, what's the sexist thing to you about going down on a woman? How often would u do it?

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:55:06 -0700

Men, what's the sexist thing to you about going down on a woman? How often would u do it?

She turns on Sportscenter..............................everytime she turns on Sportscenter.

Answer to What is something you should NOT say to someone the first time you meet them?

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:53:43 -0700

What is something you should NOT say to someone the first time you meet them?

So when is the baby due?........................(I'm not pregnant)

Answer to What does your underwear smell like?

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:48:00 -0700

What does your underwear smell like?

Worse than my socks..............

Answer to How did gandolf the grey become gandolf the white

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:00:45 -0700

How did gandolf the grey become gandolf the white

He used Downy Fresh bleach in his laundry.................................

Answer to Are all destined to end up in the old baggers retirement home? What do you think the social activities will be?

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:38:02 -0700

Are all destined to end up in the old baggers retirement home? What do you think the social activities will be?

I will be in the OB retirement home playing poker for those miracle blue pills...................

Answer to Did you take my bananas?

Wed, 02 May 2012 17:13:55 -0700

Did you take my bananas?

No but Nancy B is nowhere to be found and the bananas are missing...................that's a little to coincidental for me.........................

Answer to What if you saw a Klingon Bird-of-prey decloaking over your house?

Wed, 02 May 2012 14:56:06 -0700

What if you saw a Klingon Bird-of-prey decloaking over your house?

I'd think that William Shatner would have something more interesting to do than his one man show........................

Answer to What or who did you last fall victim to? Why?

Wed, 02 May 2012 14:36:52 -0700

What or who did you last fall victim to? Why?

That would have to be Nancy.............She just told me she was going to tie my hands above my head. Why?......... because it's a stick up.................what else would it be?

Answer to If it's after midnight and you don't want to go home yet, where do you go?

Wed, 02 May 2012 14:34:43 -0700

If it's after midnight and you don't want to go home yet, where do you go?

I go to Denny's, order the Quacomole breakfast burrito and watch the people laugh at me with all the quacomole on my chin and lap. Who wants to go to Denny's?

Answer to What do you say: Soda or Pop? Bag or Sack? Couch or Sofa? Both or neither?

Wed, 02 May 2012 14:23:41 -0700

What do you say: Soda or Pop? Bag or Sack? Couch or Sofa? Both or neither?

I say: There will be no drinking soda on my couch or I will be hitting you in the sack.

Answer to Are you hoping to squeeze in a banana by the end of the day?

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:28:26 -0700

Are you hoping to squeeze in a banana by the end of the day?

Not sure, but let me ask Gwen Stefani..........................Smack! banana hits me in the head.

Answer to When I say "", you ____.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:25:35 -0700

When I say "________", you ____________.

When I say "Groovy" you better punch me in the head.............

Answer to Are women bakers more at risk for yeast infections? In other words, is it the same sort of yeast?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:52:35 -0700

Are women bakers more at risk for yeast infections? In other words, is it the same sort of yeast?

also the cause of Urinary Tract Infections because women bakers don't wash their hands before going tinkle.................................

Answer to If your tree branches reach out beyond you fence your neighbors tried to cut it but got hurt in the process are you Liable?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:21:04 -0700

If your tree branches reach out beyond you fence your neighbors tried to cut it but got hurt in the process are you Liable?

During a hurricane, my neighbors tree caused 30,000 dollars worth of damage.......and he wasn't responsible. Your neighbor trying to cut it doesn't seem to be an act of GOD so I HAVE NO F..KING CLUE!

Answer to Wayne Newton called..he wants _____________________

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:15:51 -0700

Wayne Newton called..he wants _____________________

George Hamilton's tan back................

Answer to Quick...name a food that begins with the letter O?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:12:14 -0700

Quick...name a food that begins with the letter O?

Oscar Mayer WEINER!

Answer to New taxi cabs in New York will be pea green? Why are they getting rid of yellow cabs?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:06:46 -0700

New taxi cabs in New York will be pea green? Why are they getting rid of yellow cabs?

Thats because I got food poisening when I was at "Dennys" and it looked alot like green pea.....and it guess it stuck.

Answer to Why was a 70 year old woman in Stamford Ct. allowed to keep a Chimpanzee that could kill someone or rip their face off?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:04:20 -0700

Why was a 70 year old woman in Stamford Ct. allowed to keep a Chimpanzee that could kill someone or rip their face off?

Hey! Would you keep it down? I have a Chimpanzee right here and now he's playing with my face.

Answer to If you love you husband/wife Boyfriend/girlfriend would you forgive them if domestic abuse occurs?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:29:46 -0700

If you love you husband/wife Boyfriend/girlfriend would you forgive them if domestic abuse occurs?

The doctor removed the frying pan.................It was kind of my fault.......................the wife/Girlfriend kind of found out about each other.

Answer to Would you ever want to rent someone for the day? What would you make them do?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:27:20 -0700

Would you ever want to rent someone for the day? What would you make them do?

I will be renting Nancy...............I would require her to be less.................Invisible.........

Answer to I've always wondered if its ok to go down on an escort, know she has fucked other guys and they shot their wad in her pussy?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:22:07 -0700

I've always wondered if its ok to go down on an escort, know she has fucked other guys and they shot their wad in her pussy?

Yes it's ok............they had sex with her cat.

Answer to Well, it's that time again...who wants to suffer through another depressing poem of mine?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:19:58 -0700

Well, it's that time again...who wants to suffer through another depressing poem of mine?

Aspire to the opposite...................... Someone needs to make you feel like this: This song by Jes is even better than the lyrics: How breathless I feel in your arms How breathless you make me feel so There's no one before in my eyes I'll take what you give me Everything sounds better...

Answer to Lying in bed, have to get up in 5 hours. Can't sleep, stressing about school, work tomorrow, decisions facing me...helpful suggestions?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:51:19 -0700

Lying in bed, have to get up in 5 hours. Can't sleep, stressing about school, work tomorrow, decisions facing me...helpful suggestions?

Here's an idea............................Go to your kitchen and look for the big box of lucky charms. Pour a modest amount on your table. Separate the marshmellows from the cereal. Arrange the marshmellow into a happy face. Smile back at him and start eating.

Answer to Have you ever taken home a kitten because he/she was all alone in the rain?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:40:44 -0700

Have you ever taken home a kitten because he/she was all alone in the rain?

I tried to but it jumped on my head and started having sex with it.

Answer to Do you consider yourself to be "in shape"?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:33:53 -0700

Do you consider yourself to be "in shape"?

Been lifting weights 4 times a week for 6 months...................Have become somewhat addicted to it..................Need to step up on the Cardio though.

Answer to What happens if you watch "The Dark Crystal" 50 times in a row?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:51:03 -0700

What happens if you watch "The Dark Crystal" 50 times in a row?

Batman thinks it's a load of crap because you once said the same thing about "The Dark Knight".

Answer to Where can an amputee buy just one shoe? Or must they buy a pair and throw one out?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:37:21 -0700

Where can an amputee buy just one shoe? Or must they buy a pair and throw one out?

Must be really good friends with another amputee....................................

Answer to Who else wants to take a potshot at me? Anyone? Anyone?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:30:43 -0700

Who else wants to take a potshot at me? Anyone? Anyone?

Sorry........no pot shots here.............I don't even have a pot to pee in...................oh great! just talking about it makes me want to pee. What am I gonna do now!

Answer to What would you make of it (if anything) if a guy is sitting next to you and leaning his arm very definitely against yours?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:28:25 -0700

What would you make of it (if anything) if a guy is sitting next to you and leaning his arm very definitely against yours?

What you fail to mention is that there was a foot with one very holey sock leaning definitely against your other arm. If you weren't so fixated on this extremely hairy arm you would of noticed or smelled the sock..............................

Answer to What will be the next big thing after facebook

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:03:44 -0700

What will be the next big thing after facebook

Buttbook............................and Sir Mix Alot's will be the CEO

Answer to How do you know when your crush has turned into love ?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:00:59 -0700

How do you know when your crush has turned into love ?

When you are able to have a conversation in the bathroom and one of you are pooping............

Answer to Does it make you laugh if you see a kitten fly out of an upstairs window?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:45:04 -0700

Does it make you laugh if you see a kitten fly out of an upstairs window?

Only if it lands on your head and immediately starts having sex with it................................

Answer to Are u wired for weird ?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:17:55 -0700

Are u wired for weird ?

Takes the electrodes off of his nose and left nipple......... what?

Answer to Does chocolate get the better of you

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:02:57 -0700

Does chocolate get the better of you

Yes..................it gives me the Hershey squirts

Answer to Here is a question AB- say you are 18 again (or for the first time). You get free admittance to any college in the US. Where you going?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:28:22 -0700

Here is a question AB- say you are 18 again (or for the first time). You get free admittance to any college in the US. Where you going?

College of Soft Knocks...................

Answer to Advice?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:27:26 -0700

Advice?

Yes............Before you jump out of the plane.................check for your parachute before you jump.

Answer to Do you think your DNR order might some day be used against you?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:26:21 -0700

Do you think your DNR order might some day be used against you?

I hope not...................I love to be rubbed and Do not Rub would siriusly suck. Why do you think I wear no shoes?

Answer to Is your car clean?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:40:22 -0700

Is your car clean?

Not enough.............Pollen still on it...................When I clean it you see the Cadillac's pearl white which is the most interesting color I've ever seen.

Answer to If Bjorn Borg became a Muslim, and changed his name, then became Christian and changed it back, would he be Bjorn again?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:38:02 -0700

If Bjorn Borg became a Muslim, and changed his name, then became Christian and changed it back, would he be Bjorn again?

Yes and he also belongs to the Borg.........................Because resistance was futile...............although he has nothing to offer because the Borg can't conquer other races by just playing tennis.

Answer to A crazy person is approaching you. What tipped you off that the're crazy?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:31:35 -0700

A crazy person is approaching you. What tipped you off that the're crazy?

Hey, how you doing? Charles Manson has a swaztika in the exact same place as you do. Why are your eyes so wide and how come you haven't blinked since I've been talking to you?

Answer to Any tips on how to make kissing (making out) better?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:08:30 -0700

Any tips on how to make kissing (making out) better?

Yes...............try putting your tongue in their mouth and not the nose.

Answer to When the USA defeated Germany in WWII, why didn't we begin marching the Germans into gas ovens, until 6 million of THEM were dead?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:06:01 -0700

When the USA defeated Germany in WWII, why didn't we begin marching the Germans into gas ovens, until 6 million of THEM were dead?

Because we put Pizza in our ovens..............................We are too busy stuffing our faces and we do have different morals here.....We don't kill someone when we don't agree with their morals or religious convictions.

Answer to If you were at a party in Sandra Bullock`s house, would you sneak off and rummage through her underwear drawer?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:54:37 -0700

If you were at a party in Sandra Bullock`s house, would you sneak off and rummage through her underwear drawer?

No.........I would sneak off and try to rummage through the underwear she is wearing.

Answer to How comfortable are your shoes?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:48:20 -0700

How comfortable are your shoes?

Very nice but lets not talk about the smell..................

Answer to What would you love to use a sword for? Why?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:56:13 -0700

What would you love to use a sword for? Why?

I bring one to the movie theater to pick the popcorn out of my teef.

Answer to I like the smell of______________!

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:06:18 -0700

I like the smell of______________!

Robert Duvall who doesn't wreak of Napalm in the morning....................

Answer to How could you let life and experiences beat you up so bad that you dont take time to love yourself?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:38:26 -0700

How could you let life and experiences beat you up so bad that you dont take time to love yourself?

Oh, I love myself..........thats why I didn't answer your Horniest time question.

Answer to have you ever heard an audible voice speak in your ear when you were alone?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:36:40 -0700

have you ever heard an audible voice speak in your ear when you were alone?

Yes and he wasn't happy that I was playing with my belly button hair................I have to remove it every 2 hours.

Answer to Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:30:08 -0700

Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger?

Why isn't Mrs. Howell an option?

Answer to What's the highest level of math you have ever taken?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 18:14:28 -0700

What's the highest level of math you have ever taken?

The mulitiplication tables....................I have a tattoo of it on my forehead.

Answer to Does anyone else take on a different persona during sexual activities?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:57:18 -0700

Does anyone else take on a different persona during sexual activities?

I wish that I had.....................JESSIE"S GIRL!...........sorry, stuck in the 80s.